The Suite Life On Deck - Third Season English Subtitles

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Hey, buddy. Just thought
I'd come in and check on you.

2
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Need anything?

3
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Yeah.

4
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A better mattress. This
one has a giant butt hollow.

5
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I was talking to Cody.

6
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All right, come on, buddy, get up.
Just because you broke up with Bailey

7
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doesn't mean you can stay
in bed the rest of your life.

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He's gone.

9
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I was wondering why
the weeping stopped.

1
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So we're in New Orleans!

2
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Who's ready to
celebrate Mardi Gras?

3
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Nobody. Mardi Gras
isn't for three months.

4
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Dang it! Can I still
wear the mask?

5
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I'm sure the people of New
Orleans would appreciate it.

6
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So are we all heading
to the French quarter?

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I can't wait to have some gumbo.

8
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It's delicious to
eat and fun to say.

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1
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Ooh, ooh! Hide me,
hide me, hide me!

2
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London, just because your eyes are
covered doesn't mean I can't see you.

3
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Oh, big stupid meanie.

4
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Just because your fingers are in
your ears doesn't mean I can't hear you.

5
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Ugh!

6
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Look, I know you're afraid,
but you need to go to the dentist.

7
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Oh! I can't go now.

8
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I mean, we're in Tokyo

9
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and the ginza has some of
the best shopping in the world.

1
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Miss Tutweiller, um, I'm
texting Chelsea about your outfit.

2
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How do you spell "hideous?"

3
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Uh, never mind.
I'll just put "ick!"

4
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Oh, um, miss Tutweiller,
how do you spell "ick"?

5
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Just sound it out!

6
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Um, meanwhile, I hope you've
all studied up on Argentina

7
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because tomorrow
there will be a test.

8
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Really?

9
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Psych!

1
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Here you go, Cody.

2
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I, uh, hope that didn't
make you feel uncomfortable.

3
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Collecting towels is my job.

4
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I've learned how to
handle the pressure.

5
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No, silly.

6
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I was talking about how
that cute guy in the hot tub

7
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was shamelessly flirting
with me right in front of you.

8
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You mean the guy in the yellow
and green checkered swim trunks

9
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with the fake tan and

1
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Hey, Cody, you heading to the kitchen to
coax Woody out of the walk-in freezer?

2
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No, after Woody's last raid, Moseby
secured it with an industrial padlock.

3
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- Mmm.
- And laser motion sensors...

4
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- Mmm.
- And a polar bear.

5
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I'm flying to Antarctica, then,
snowmobiling to ice station zulu

6
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to work with renowned
micropaleontologist Dr. Albert cork.

7
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The man who discovered
the wooly amoeba?

8
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Yeah, and three new
stages of frostbite.

1
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Ho ho ho, merry Christmas!
Please donate to the needy children.

2
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Thank you! Look,
Bailey, our first donation.

3
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Oh, great.

4
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Wow, you look really hot.

5
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Thanks, Cody,

6
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but I don't think that's something
you say to someone who's just a friend.

7
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Oh, uh, no. I
mean, literally hot.

8
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You're sweating like Woody
after going up a flight of stairs.

9
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Well, we are in South America, where

1
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Class, I've finished
reading your one-act plays,

2
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and I learned a lot about the
inner workings of your minds.

3
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In some cases,
maybe a little too much.

4
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Woody, I made an appointment
for you with the school counselor.

5
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Why? When I wrote that my stepdad
Steve was flattened into a pancake

6
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by a rogue steamroller
and devoured by wolves,

7
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that was just a metaphor.

8
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Okay, your
appointment's at 3:00.

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1
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Give me back my alarm clock!

2
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No, I am sick of this thing
waking me up every morning!

3
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One more step and your chicken
clock will never cluck again.

4
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Girls, do we have to
do this every morning?

5
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Oh, don't worry.

6
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One day, I'll figure out how
to work this crazy contraption.

7
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- It's the giant "on" but...
- Zack!

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Bailey!

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I'm sorry.

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Previously on the
suite life on deck:

2
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I wanted to go back to kettlecorn for
my Grammy pickett's 90th birthday.

3
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What if I take you to
visit Grammy pickle?

4
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- Bailey moved back to kettlecorn.
- What?

5
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Bailey, are you there?

6
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Hello? Bailey?

7
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Hello?

8
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Hello?

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Grammy Pickett.

1
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Previously on the
suite life on deck:

2
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I wanted to go back to kettlecorn for
my Grammy pickett's 90th birthday.

3
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What if I take you to
visit Grammy pickle?

4
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- I missed you so much!
- Heh, didn't expect you to be here.

5
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Neither did I.

6
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- Bailey Pickett...
- twister!

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Cody, you're the one I want to
be with. I never stopped loving you.

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Our farm.

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1
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"Eventually, she will be sorry."

2
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Aw, man.

3
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I have to go back
to the optometrist.

4
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I'm reading this mosquito
man comic, but it's all blurry.

5
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You should try
wearing the 3D glasses.

6
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Aw. Aah! Aah!

7
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Mosquitoes! They're all over me.

8
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Oh.

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Come in.

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1
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Isn't couples' game
night great, honey?

2
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Touch me and I'll rip your
arm off and beat you with it.

3
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Okay.

4
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How about instead of that

5
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you just take your turn
and make a word already?

6
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Ooh, I got it!

7
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"A."

8
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- Okay, I will add on to your "a"...
- Mm-hmm.

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To make "at."

1
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Come in!

2
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Hey, Mr. Moseby.

3
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Hello, Bailey. What
can I do for you?

4
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My parents sent me this
new picture of our farm.

5
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I wanted to make sure none of our
sheep went missing in the tornado.

6
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Could you count them for me?

7
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Okay. Heh-heh.

8
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I guess. Heh. Right, let's
see what we have here.

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One, two,

1
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Okay, so I went
on Yale's website

2
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and they said they're sending
out acceptance letters this week.

3
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- Do you think we'll get in?
- Ugh. Please.

4
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Do falling objects accelerate at a
rate of 9.8 meters per second squared?

5
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Why don't you jump off
the deck and find out?

6
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Class, Mr. Moseby and I
have a big announcement.

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- You guys are getting married?
- No!

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I just spoke with Mr. Tipton.

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1
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Attention, dudes and dudettes, I
have a most excellent announcement.

2
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This Friday we're
gonna celebrate the '80s!

3
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Ooh, happy birthday,
Miss Tutweiller!

4
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I meant the 1980s,

5
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when I was your age and had
so many hopes and dreams.

6
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Anyway, we're
gonna have a dance.

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And I have already
got all the decorations.

8
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- Where'd you dig up all that junk?
- From my bedroom.

9

1
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I need four cherry chillers,

2
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six banana breezers,
nine tangerine tickles

3
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and one kumquat kapow.

4
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Wow, you're a thirsty girl.

5
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They're not for me. I'm
Maya, the new waitress.

6
00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,774
Actually, the kumquat kapow is
for me, but don't tell Mr. Moseby.

7
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I've been not telling
Moseby stuff since I was 12.

8
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I'm Zack.

9
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Where have you been all my life?

1
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Mm.

2
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Mm.

3
00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:08,049
Isn't my new
invention incredible?

4
00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,718
I'm eating so much
more efficiently.

5
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Mm.

6
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Woodster, is it really too much work to
turn the Turkey leg with your fingers?

7
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Uh, yeah.

8
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How do you think
I got carpal tunnel?

9
00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,736
Wow, would you look at Maya?

1
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Come on, man. Make this
field goal then when we win,

2
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they owe us smoothies.

3
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That is precisely why I am
judging the wind's direction.

4
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Miss, miss, miss!

5
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Oh, just hurry. My
fingers are getting tired.

6
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Oh, this coming from the
man who once picked his nose

7
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for three straight hours.

8
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I think I actually pulled
out a tiny piece of brain.

9
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More than a tiny piece.

1
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Ah, Cody, just the
person I wanted to see.

2
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I met this annoying girl in
the teen lounge last night.

3
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She's a boring,
mousy little geek.

4
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So?

5
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So I got her number for you.

6
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Why can't you understand
that I'm just happy being alone?

7
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Can't you see how happy I am?

8
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Yes, I think you just spit
some of your joy in my eye.

9
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- Hey, guys.

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As you know, here on the s.S.
Tipton, the crew is like family,

2
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and that's why I'd
like to thank you all

3
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for coming to celebrate
the birthday of...

4
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Every employee born
between march and June!

5
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Excuse me.

6
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Okay. Ta-da!

7
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- One cupcake for 10 people?
- Oh

8
00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:30,989
wow, Mr. Moseby, you sure
squeezed a lot of names on there.

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1
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I'm down to one radium
grenade. Cover me!

2
00:00:03,294 --> 00:00:05,171
I've got your back. Move, move!

3
00:00:06,381 --> 00:00:08,091
Cyber bug attack at six o'clock.

4
00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:11,219
Stand aside,
brothers-in-arms! I got him!

5
00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,474
That was the TV remote.
You just changed the channel.

6
00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,894
Sorry, these night vision goggles
don't work so well with the lights on.

7
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I still can't believe you're
a part of guys' night.

8
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Ho-ho, my lounge, my TV.

9
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Don't worry, I got him!