Dear White People English Subtitles

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<i>Ah, Winchester University.</i>

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<i>Hello.</i>

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<i>The writers of this program are depending</i>
<i>on my ethnic but nonthreatening voice</i>

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<i>to explain things they are too lazy</i>
<i>to set up traditionally.</i>

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<i>Only two months into the semester,</i>

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<i>and already the ninth</i>
<i>Ivy League's quads buzz</i>

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<i>with future Olympians and presidents,</i>

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<i>with innovators trying</i>
<i>to crack the next Facebook,</i>

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<i>with diverse students being forced</i>
<i>into group shots</i>

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<i>Ah, the racially</i>
<i>insensitive party,</i>

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<i>a mainstay of primarily white institutions</i>

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<i>since time immemorial,</i>

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<i>a chance for the majority</i>
<i>to celebrate marginalized communities</i>

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<i>by reinforcing the very stereotypes</i>
<i>that oppress them.</i>

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Is that supposed to be Nicki Minaj?

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Nicki Mi-- hell no.

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All right, y'all.

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Let's do this.

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<i>It's election time</i>
<i>at Winchester,</i>

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<i>a chance for the campus to choose</i>

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<i>their student body president</i>

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<i>from a bevy</i>
<i>of nearly identical candidates.</i>

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<i>With candidates like these,</i>
<i>voter turnout tends to be rather anemic.</i>

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<i>That is, until this year.</i>

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<i>It's the role Troy was groomed to play.</i>

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I bet the old Griffins would be better
with you on the field.

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You're probably pretty fast.

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<i>Thane Lockwood,</i>

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<i>a son, a brother,</i>

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<i>possibly a father--</i>
<i>DNA tests are still out.</i>

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<i>As the star running back</i>
<i>for the mighty Griffins,</i>

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<i>he holds records for the most yards rushed</i>

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<i>and the lowest GPA of any student</i>
<i>ever admitted to Winchester.</i>

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<i>He was also known</i>
<i>for his penchant for flight.</i>

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<i>Thane! Thane! Thane! Thane!</i>

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Whoo!

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<i>"Not everything</i>
<i>that is faced can be changed,</i>

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<i>but nothing can be changed</i>
<i>until it is faced,"</i>

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<i>a James Baldwin quote</i>
<i>Reggie Green's father</i>

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<i>often imparted to his son.</i>

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<i>Reggie heard the message
loud and clear.</i>

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Hey, see you at practice tomorrow.

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Uh, I'm not on your team, Coach.

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Good one, Marcus.

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Despite the divisive hashtags

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<i>Ah, Winchester University,</i>

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<i>bustling home to the leaders,</i>

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<i>entrepreneurs and
innovators of tomorrow.</i>

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<i>A place where ideas</i>
<i>and community reign supreme.</i>

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Stop! Don't! Don't!

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<i>A place where...</i>

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<i>this kind of shit can still happen.</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>I got nothing.</i>

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<i>It's Sam. Leave a message.</i>

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<i>It's Sam. Leave a message.</i>

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And then we hit 'em with the,

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"What about your
oppressive cops, bitches?"

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Except without
the misogyny, right?

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You know,
I really want to get at you,

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but I'm not sure how to do it
in a respectful way,

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random hot feminist.

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Guys, where's Sam?

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<i>Ah, the college house party.</i>

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<i>A carefree cacophony
of music and liquor.</i>

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<i>Lionel, however, is not carefree.</i>

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<i>Lionel can only think</i>
<i>of what to do with his hands...</i>

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<i>and whether or not the sweat</i>
<i>on his forehead is visible</i>

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<i>and if anyone else
feels the desire--</i>

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Run!

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<i>Ever the introvert,</i>

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<i>Lionel gravitated
toward journalism,</i>

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Everything we do is
on the off chance

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it'll help us get laid by a guy

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who might make one
of us first fucking lady someday

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so we actually have a shot
at leaving our mark

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on this ass-backwards,
patriarchal,

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corporate republic
we call a country.

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Pull it together, Muffy.

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-Okay.
-Hey, you.

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<i>How are you gonna feel</i>
<i>when AP is gone</i>

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<i>and it's your fault?</i>

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Troy, people have tried that before.

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It didn't happen then,
and it won't happen now.

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And I will not be bought.

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Fine.

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But I'm gonna fight you on this.

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Bring it.

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<i>Samantha White...</i>

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