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Everything we do is
on the off chance
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it'll help us get laid by a guy
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who might make one
of us first fucking lady someday
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so we actually have a shot
at leaving our mark
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on this ass-backwards,
patriarchal,
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corporate republic
we call a country.
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Pull it together, Muffy.
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-Okay.
-Hey, you.
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Mm.
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It's been said
that behind every great man
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is a great woman.
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It's been said so often,
Coco actually believed it.
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In fact, there was
no version of her plan
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that didn't involve a great man.
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I came across your prep school yearbook.
Thought you might like to have it.
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One such man
was Leonard McCullen,
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a noted philanthropist
who plucked a brilliant
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but understimulated Coco
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from Chicago's inner-city schools,
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helping her channel her ambition
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to become the first
in her family to go to college.
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Life plan?
I forgot I even did this.
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Thinking about law schools yet?
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What are you waiting for?
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I had a good time with you.
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Me too.
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So what are you looking for?
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I mean, I don't really
believe in looking, you know?
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I'd just like to...
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Yeah, yeah. Of course,
Coco knew this was white boy for...
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You and I both know I could never
bring you home
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to my parents,
but I'd love to hook up,
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so I could tell my buddies what it was
like to taste your dark chocolate,
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-you know what I'm saying?
-Sounds good, Todd. Call you.
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It was times like these
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Coco seriously questioned
why her dating pool
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resembled the audience
at a John Mayer concert.
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-Sorry I'm late.
-We just finished.
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It's hard having a budget meeting
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-without our treasurer.
-Calm down, James.
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You'll have the whole night
to jerk off to Sean Hannity.
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We have a deadline for this budget, Co.
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Well, what are you doing later?
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If we consolidate these two events,
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we could end up with a surplus.
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Mm-hmm.
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Despite his short
attention span,
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paltry GPA and the fact that
he rejected her freshman year,
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Troy was a legacy kid
who had the access
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a girl like Coco
could really get behind.
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See something you like?
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In other words,
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Troy had what it took
to check her box.
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Who do you think you are,
you traitorous motherfucker?
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That's not rhetorical.
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You made Troy look like
a drunk overwhelmed boy.
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-So you saw the article.
-Are you trying to be funny?
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Look, can we not do this
in front of people?
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You didn't keep
your article to yourself.
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I'm not keeping
my opinion to myself.
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Look, I didn't do it
to betray him, okay?
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People needed to see
that even someone like Troy
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and a kid like Reggie are one
and the same.
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And the fact that you would
air his dirty laundry and betray him--
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I didn't betray him.
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Look, Coco, he told me a lot more.
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I could have written a lot more.
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Like what?
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Look, I don't feel like it's right for me
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-to divulge Troy's personal business.
-What's going on?
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I was just here enjoying the pan sausage,
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and Coco was here and loud, scary.
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He wasn't talking to you.
What the hell is wrong with you?
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Why would you say these things?
What were you thinking?
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None of these questions are rhetorical.
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Coco, I was just answering a few questions
that Lionel had for me.
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You want to run away
and never speak to him again?
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He's the dean and your father.
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This is not how you work the press.
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No one needs to know that your daddy
didn't wish you happy birthday.
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You need to calm down.
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No, you need to calm down.
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Wait.
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Why are you so calm?
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I just came from seeing my dad.
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Look, I thought he was
gonna give me a lecture,
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and instead, he gave me this watch.
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So...
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we good?
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Oh, no, we gonna talk.
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But, yeah, you can go off
and finish your pan sausage.
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So what happened?
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It was really weird.
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He had actually read the article
and was all nice about it.
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He even insinuated he loves me.
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Then he invited me to some big donor thing
because he wants me to get more involved.
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And less like a puppet.
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Wow. How long you been sitting
on that one?
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-Hmm.
-And to think
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I was going to invite you.
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Oh, that's so cute.
You think you have a choice.
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Yeah, you won't believe
where we're going.
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The Hancocks?
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Students don't get
to meet the Hancocks.
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This is the inner, inner circle.
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We'll be involved in the biggest decisions
at Winchester.
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I have some initial thoughts.
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Then next year,
I'll become student body president.
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You'll move up to student chair
on the board of trustees.
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And when we graduate,
we'll have our pick of law schools.
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We'll both go to Columbia, of course,
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because we have to live in New York,
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and NYU is a joke.
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Ooh, and when we're in Washington,
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you'll work on the Hill,
and I'll be a hotshot lobbyist.
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-Mm.
-Ooh.
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Mm.
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I wonder if that's a conflict of interest.
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I'll do some research.
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And eventually the White House.
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-Or I'll run.
-Ooh.
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No, you first.
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At the inauguration,
Jason Wu will design a gown so regal
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that when Kate Middleton sees it,
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she's gonna shit her britches.
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How do you feel about kids?
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Hypothetically.
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I'm thinking a girl and a boy,
three years apart,
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Penelope and Prescott.
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Hypothetically. I'm on the pill.
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Oh!
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-Oh, my God.
-Oh, shit.
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I need you to leave.
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Now.
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Coco, I don't care about the wig.
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What wig?
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Coco...
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Colandrea.
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The hair is great, but I have
always dug the girl wearing it.
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Keep going.
You're on the right track.
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Better?
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There she is.
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Look, you know you'd still be
fine as hell with no hair at all.
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I mean, don't get, like,
a baldy or anything.
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Coco.
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Wow.
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Thank you.
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The thing about
Keynesian economics is,
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you either end a recession,
or you lose a few pounds.
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Of course, the only recession
Eva cares about
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is my hairline.
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Laughing at dumb rich people
jokes is terrible.
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Laughing at dumb rich people
jokes is lucrative.
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Listen to her, Troy, and you'll go far.
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How are you, my friend?
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Look who I found wandering
around in the hall.
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-Hello.
-Oh, my goodness.
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Douglas, Eva, please say hello
to Professor Hobbs.
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-Hello.
-Welcome.
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Thank you. Hello, Troy.
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Doesn't that look delicious?
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Can you show me
where you found those?
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You know I love a blackberry.
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Of course. Follow me.
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I'll be right back.
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Monique and I have set
a wedding date.
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-Really?
-Really.
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You're going through with this?
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Troy, this is what a grown-up
relationship looks like.
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Ooh, secrets, secrets are no fun.
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Secrets, secrets hurt someone.
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Well, I was just telling Troy
about my wedding plans.
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My fiancée Monique wants
a destination wedding in Hawaii.
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Ooh, Hawaii. Exotic.
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And far from here.
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Bye, kids.
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A one-percent uptick
in admissions rate,
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and the board is up in arms,
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and I thought that the rich
loved the one percent.
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What do you think, Troy?
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I...
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I think it's good.
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In fact, while we're at it,
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I think we should look
at prospective students
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with more community
service experience,
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and everyone benefits
from smart, passionate
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young people volunteering.
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And the best part of Troy's idea--
and he has a lot of good ones--
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is that you'll get more applicants.
You'll admit the same number of them,
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and the acceptance rate goes down,
and that's something to brag about.
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And I do enjoy bragging.
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My mentor Leonard McCullen
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always says don't deny the world
the truth about yourself
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just because it's good.
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I had no idea that you were one
of the McCullen Scholars.
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He always had a keen eye
for talented youth.
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Yes, he is very generous.
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We've always been
generous in the past,
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but given what's been happening
on campus lately,
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first that god-awful party...
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Then that officer pulling
the gun on the student.
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It was truly terrible.
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That's why you're gonna be happy
to hear that Troy is leading a town hall
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for students to express
their grievances.
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Yes, I think an open forum
helps quell tension.
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Exactly.
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In a few months, everyone's gonna be
joining hands and singing "Kumbaya."
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Really?
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Because from what we've heard,
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some students are planning
to protest your town hall.
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It wouldn't be a college
without a student protest.
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You remember those days.
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But aren't you worried about
the attention of the national press?
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You know why this is happening.
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Self-segregation.
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Now, Eva,
I was head of A-P House
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when I was Troy's age,
and I can assure you,
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it is a wonderful tradition.
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Allowing dorms to take
their natural demographic shape
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gives students a pride
in creating their own enclaves,
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a safe space, if you will.
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And it can reduce the feeling
of otherness at Winchester.
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Eva and I believe
that having students
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of different backgrounds
intermingle
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creates an exchange
of cultural ideas.
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I never would have thought
of opening a charter school
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in Africa if it weren't for
my law school roommate Fahim.
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Oh, you opened
an African charter school?
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We're still looking at the numbers.
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Well, I think we can consider
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changing housing
policies in the future,
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but for right now--
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Surely, our generosity
buys some consideration.
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Oh, port, anyone?
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I think that went really well.
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Troy, this is not
what going well looks like.
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These people are
talking about pulling
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their ten-million-dollar donation.
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I didn't hear them say that.
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Trust me, I'm fluent in WASP.
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Actually, she's right.
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Why do you think you're here?
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Because after that article,
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my father wants to prove he loves
and respects me
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and that he's trying
to make things better between us.
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No, that's not it.
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You're here to show that not all black
students want to burn this place down.
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You're props.
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Of course we are.
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If integrating A-P is the only thing
in the way of this school
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and the support of its largest donors,
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what do you think is gonna happen?
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Can we please just stop
talking about this already?
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I'm telling you,
this is your opportunity
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to ingratiate yourself
to some very influential people.
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The Hancocks have a problem.
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If you can be the one to solve it,
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think of what they can do for you.
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I don't know.
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This is your chance
to make your mark.
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You need to get Sam
to cancel the protest.
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Sam won't listen to me.
She never has.
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Well, then make her.
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How?
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You can be very persuasive.
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I mean, you did manage
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to convince a professor
to have an affair with you.
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How did you know?
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You just told me.
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Excuse me.
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I-I am sorry. I didn't mean to--
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I should go.
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I'm gonna go. I'll go.
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No, it's fine.
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I'm the one fucking crying
in your bathroom.
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Now I know what you didn't put
in the article.
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Oh, huh, he told you
about the pee stuff?
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Pee stuff?
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-No.
-Neika.
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Obviously, about the Neika stuff.
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Yep, that makes way more sense.
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I'll give you a minute.
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Lionel.
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It's not as good as you think it is.
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What?
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Being with him.
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Yeah.
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Dear White People of Pastiche--
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which is redundant-- redacted pages?
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That's what you're calling
satire these days?
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You think you can scare me off
with that nonsense?
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That's just as ridiculous
as the administration
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holding a town hall,
thinking they can placate us.
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The more you try to silence us,
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mock us, discredit us,
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the more resolved we are
to change things.
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This shit is fuel.
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Hey, Sam. Have a minute?
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What's up with your hair?
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I mean, I love it,
but do you need money?
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Are you high?
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Not since your peace offering.
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No, it's been a while
since you and I sat around
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and talked.
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Yeah.
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We used to talk some shit.
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I got to hand it to you,
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at least your shit-talking
is changing the world.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
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Don't "nothing" me. I know you.
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Whenever you hit
the kitchen like this,
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something's wrong.
314
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What's going on
with you and white bae?
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I really fucked things up.
316
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Okay, we could talk
about something else.
318
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Maybe I'm not supposed
to have a personal life.
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Maybe all of this is a sign
that I'm just supposed to focus
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on the important things.
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Like your protest?
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Sam, you don't have to be a slave
to the cause, you know.
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It's bigger than me, Co.
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If you really want to change things,
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don't protest the town hall.
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What are you talking about?
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There are some very influential people
who want to integrate A-P.
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This protest could send them
over the edge.
329
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Integrate A-P?
330
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I don't know
who these people are
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or what edge they're on,
but they can jump the fuck off.
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Sam, they've pledged ten million dollars
to the university.
333
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That could go towards
recruiting students of color--
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Troy's got you drinking his Kool-Aid--
335
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or rather his daddy's Kool-Aid.
336
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So you came to give me a taste,
but guess what.
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I ain't thirsty, girl.
338
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,320
Troy doesn't even know I'm here.
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00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,160
Really?
340
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,580
Coco, what are you doing here?
341
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:21,080
She's trying to convince me
to stop the protest,
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which you put her up to,
so don't act all surprised.
343
00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:25,790
Why would you do that?
344
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I figured you weren't going to do it.
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You're right, I wasn't.
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Thank you.
347
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,880
So why are you here now?
348
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To ask you not to protest.
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Wow!
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You two are the fucking worst.
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Next time, coordinate
your Uncle Tom-foolery
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before you come up in here.
353
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,480
Sam, you're always trying to improve
the black experience at Winchester.
354
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How are you gonna feel when A-P's gone
and it's your fault?
355
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:55,030
Troy, people have tried that before.
356
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:58,160
It didn't happen then,
and it won't happen now...
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and I will not be bought.
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Fine.
359
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But I'm gonna fight you on this.
360
00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,830
Bring it.
361
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,970
We should have known
you can't reason with her.
362
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,470
We?
363
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,380
What the hell was that about?
364
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,500
You tell me.
365
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:52,920
You were badgering me
into doing something.
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00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:56,010
Then I go do it and find you
there ahead of me doing it.
367
00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,680
You know I was just trying to help.
368
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:01,260
Were you? Or did you think
I can't get anything done without you?
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00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:04,270
Coco, what do you even like about me?
370
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,140
And nothing about power or success
371
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,770
and nothing physical or sexual.
372
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:10,060
I mean,
what is it about me as a person?
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00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,110
What are you talking about?
374
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:16,950
You don't like me.
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00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:20,410
You like the idea of me.
376
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,540
No, not even.
You like the idea of us.
377
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,210
Are you breaking up with me?
378
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,340
I wasn't thinking of it
so much as a breakup,
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00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,170
since we weren't really together.
380
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,550
Are you fucking kidding me?
381
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,310
We never said we were exclusive.
382
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:47,060
I told you the names of our kids,
and you said nothing.
383
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,600
That's a relationship.
384
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,650
That's a delusion.
385
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,070
What am I doing?
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00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,830
I'm smarter than you.
387
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,290
I'm more ambitious than you.
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Thirty years from now
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when I am the second
black female president...
390
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,710
all you'll be able
to do is think about me.
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And I won't remember your name.
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00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,180
I hope you're right.
393
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I can't believe
I gave up my hair for you.
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♪ I'm not searching ♪
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♪ But I can change ♪
396
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♪ Anything you don't like ♪
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00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:12,270
♪ We live in unreasonable times ♪
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♪ I'm not a servant ♪
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♪ To my own desires ♪
400
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:39,500
♪ I'll trade in ♪
401
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:46,180
♪ Anything you don't like ♪
402
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,430
♪ We live in unreasonable times ♪