1 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,240 Everything we do is on the off chance 2 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,820 it'll help us get laid by a guy 3 00:00:16,910 --> 00:00:19,080 who might make one of us first fucking lady someday 4 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,830 so we actually have a shot at leaving our mark 5 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:22,710 on this ass-backwards, patriarchal, 6 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,790 corporate republic we call a country. 7 00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:26,250 Pull it together, Muffy. 8 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,840 -Okay. -Hey, you. 9 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,170 Mm. 10 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:34,300 It's been said that behind every great man 11 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:36,010 is a great woman. 12 00:00:36,090 --> 00:00:39,640 It's been said so often, Coco actually believed it. 13 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,310 In fact, there was no version of her plan 14 00:00:44,390 --> 00:00:46,480 that didn't involve a great man. 15 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,820 I came across your prep school yearbook. Thought you might like to have it. 16 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:52,440 One such man was Leonard McCullen, 17 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:54,740 a noted philanthropist who plucked a brilliant 18 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:56,360 but understimulated Coco 19 00:00:56,450 --> 00:00:58,370 from Chicago's inner-city schools, 20 00:00:58,450 --> 00:00:59,990 helping her channel her ambition 21 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,540 to become the first in her family to go to college. 22 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:06,250 Life plan? I forgot I even did this. 23 00:01:06,330 --> 00:01:08,040 Thinking about law schools yet? 24 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:11,090 What are you waiting for? 25 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:15,760 I had a good time with you. 26 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,220 Me too. 27 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:20,310 So what are you looking for? 28 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,640 I mean, I don't really believe in looking, you know? 29 00:01:24,730 --> 00:01:25,600 I'd just like to... 30 00:01:25,690 --> 00:01:29,060 Yeah, yeah. Of course, Coco knew this was white boy for... 31 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:30,690 You and I both know I could never bring you home 32 00:01:30,770 --> 00:01:32,860 to my parents, but I'd love to hook up, 33 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:34,990 so I could tell my buddies what it was like to taste your dark chocolate, 34 00:01:35,070 --> 00:01:38,570 -you know what I'm saying? -Sounds good, Todd. Call you. 35 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:40,780 It was times like these 36 00:01:40,870 --> 00:01:43,120 Coco seriously questioned why her dating pool 37 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,870 resembled the audience at a John Mayer concert. 38 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:48,330 -Sorry I'm late. -We just finished. 39 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:49,670 It's hard having a budget meeting 40 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,670 -without our treasurer. -Calm down, James. 41 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,050 You'll have the whole night to jerk off to Sean Hannity. 42 00:01:54,130 --> 00:01:55,760 We have a deadline for this budget, Co. 43 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,220 Well, what are you doing later? 44 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:01,140 If we consolidate these two events, 45 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:03,010 we could end up with a surplus. 46 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:04,810 Mm-hmm. 47 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:06,560 Despite his short attention span, 48 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,810 paltry GPA and the fact that he rejected her freshman year, 49 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,980 Troy was a legacy kid who had the access 50 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:14,860 a girl like Coco could really get behind. 51 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:16,820 See something you like? 52 00:02:23,950 --> 00:02:24,990 In other words, 53 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:29,210 Troy had what it took to check her box. 54 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,980 Who do you think you are, you traitorous motherfucker? 55 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,640 That's not rhetorical. 56 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:52,060 You made Troy look like a drunk overwhelmed boy. 57 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:54,730 -So you saw the article. -Are you trying to be funny? 58 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,070 Look, can we not do this in front of people? 59 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:58,950 You didn't keep your article to yourself. 60 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:01,240 I'm not keeping my opinion to myself. 61 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,990 Look, I didn't do it to betray him, okay? 62 00:03:03,070 --> 00:03:05,080 People needed to see that even someone like Troy 63 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,200 and a kid like Reggie are one and the same. 64 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:09,540 And the fact that you would air his dirty laundry and betray him-- 65 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:10,870 I didn't betray him. 66 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,880 Look, Coco, he told me a lot more. 67 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,000 I could have written a lot more. 68 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:17,550 Like what? 69 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:19,880 Look, I don't feel like it's right for me 70 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:23,090 -to divulge Troy's personal business. -What's going on? 71 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:26,060 I was just here enjoying the pan sausage, 72 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:29,520 and Coco was here and loud, scary. 73 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,190 He wasn't talking to you. What the hell is wrong with you? 74 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:35,110 Why would you say these things? What were you thinking? 75 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:36,690 None of these questions are rhetorical. 76 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:40,490 Coco, I was just answering a few questions that Lionel had for me. 77 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:43,610 You want to run away and never speak to him again? 78 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:45,530 He's the dean and your father. 79 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:47,540 This is not how you work the press. 80 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:50,540 No one needs to know that your daddy didn't wish you happy birthday. 81 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:52,210 You need to calm down. 82 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:53,460 No, you need to calm down. 83 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,170 Wait. 84 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,550 Why are you so calm? 85 00:03:57,630 --> 00:03:59,880 I just came from seeing my dad. 86 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:01,800 Look, I thought he was gonna give me a lecture, 87 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,090 and instead, he gave me this watch. 88 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:05,510 So... 89 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,600 we good? 90 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,640 Oh, no, we gonna talk. 91 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,350 But, yeah, you can go off and finish your pan sausage. 92 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:17,900 So what happened? 93 00:04:17,980 --> 00:04:19,730 It was really weird. 94 00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:23,110 He had actually read the article and was all nice about it. 95 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,030 He even insinuated he loves me. 96 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:29,200 Then he invited me to some big donor thing because he wants me to get more involved. 97 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:30,540 And less like a puppet. 98 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:33,160 Wow. How long you been sitting on that one? 99 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:34,370 -Hmm. -And to think 100 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:35,580 I was going to invite you. 101 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:37,790 Oh, that's so cute. You think you have a choice. 102 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,300 Yeah, you won't believe where we're going. 103 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,550 The Hancocks? 104 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:43,380 Students don't get to meet the Hancocks. 105 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:45,590 This is the inner, inner circle. 106 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,260 We'll be involved in the biggest decisions at Winchester. 107 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:49,970 I have some initial thoughts. 108 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:52,390 Then next year, I'll become student body president. 109 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:55,440 You'll move up to student chair on the board of trustees. 110 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,820 And when we graduate, we'll have our pick of law schools. 111 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,530 We'll both go to Columbia, of course, 112 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:02,240 because we have to live in New York, 113 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,650 and NYU is a joke. 114 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:05,530 Ooh, and when we're in Washington, 115 00:05:05,610 --> 00:05:09,030 you'll work on the Hill, and I'll be a hotshot lobbyist. 116 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,330 -Mm. -Ooh. 117 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:12,370 Mm. 118 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:15,250 I wonder if that's a conflict of interest. 119 00:05:15,330 --> 00:05:17,120 I'll do some research. 120 00:05:17,210 --> 00:05:19,090 And eventually the White House. 121 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:20,460 -Or I'll run. -Ooh. 122 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:22,460 No, you first. 123 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:26,840 At the inauguration, Jason Wu will design a gown so regal 124 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:28,680 that when Kate Middleton sees it, 125 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,260 she's gonna shit her britches. 126 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,350 How do you feel about kids? 127 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,310 Hypothetically. 128 00:05:35,390 --> 00:05:39,190 I'm thinking a girl and a boy, three years apart, 129 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:41,360 Penelope and Prescott. 130 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:44,570 Hypothetically. I'm on the pill. 131 00:05:45,820 --> 00:05:47,070 Oh! 132 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:49,620 -Oh, my God. -Oh, shit. 133 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,370 I need you to leave. 134 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:52,580 Now. 135 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:54,330 Coco, I don't care about the wig. 136 00:05:54,410 --> 00:05:56,250 What wig? 137 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:58,330 Coco... 138 00:05:59,330 --> 00:06:01,250 Colandrea. 139 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:05,550 The hair is great, but I have always dug the girl wearing it. 140 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:12,930 Keep going. You're on the right track. 141 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,570 Better? 142 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:30,570 There she is. 143 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:33,870 Look, you know you'd still be fine as hell with no hair at all. 144 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:36,790 I mean, don't get, like, a baldy or anything. 145 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:43,840 Coco. 146 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:48,970 Wow. 147 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:59,600 Thank you. 148 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:09,280 The thing about Keynesian economics is, 149 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,030 you either end a recession, or you lose a few pounds. 150 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,490 Of course, the only recession Eva cares about 151 00:07:15,580 --> 00:07:16,910 is my hairline. 152 00:07:18,910 --> 00:07:20,870 Laughing at dumb rich people jokes is terrible. 153 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:24,090 Laughing at dumb rich people jokes is lucrative. 154 00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:26,050 Listen to her, Troy, and you'll go far. 155 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:27,630 How are you, my friend? 156 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:30,090 Look who I found wandering around in the hall. 157 00:07:30,170 --> 00:07:31,720 -Hello. -Oh, my goodness. 158 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:35,470 Douglas, Eva, please say hello to Professor Hobbs. 159 00:07:35,550 --> 00:07:36,810 -Hello. -Welcome. 160 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,640 Thank you. Hello, Troy. 161 00:07:39,730 --> 00:07:41,140 Doesn't that look delicious? 162 00:07:41,230 --> 00:07:43,060 Can you show me where you found those? 163 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:44,810 You know I love a blackberry. 164 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:47,320 Of course. Follow me. 165 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,110 I'll be right back. 166 00:07:53,820 --> 00:07:56,240 Monique and I have set a wedding date. 167 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:58,790 -Really? -Really. 168 00:07:59,410 --> 00:08:00,620 You're going through with this? 169 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:03,290 Troy, this is what a grown-up relationship looks like. 170 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:05,460 Ooh, secrets, secrets are no fun. 171 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,800 Secrets, secrets hurt someone. 172 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:11,380 Well, I was just telling Troy about my wedding plans. 173 00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:14,640 My fiancée Monique wants a destination wedding in Hawaii. 174 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,140 Ooh, Hawaii. Exotic. 175 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:19,060 And far from here. 176 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:21,980 Bye, kids. 177 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:26,360 A one-percent uptick in admissions rate, 178 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,980 and the board is up in arms, 179 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:30,650 and I thought that the rich loved the one percent. 180 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:32,610 What do you think, Troy? 181 00:08:33,990 --> 00:08:36,410 I... 182 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:38,120 I think it's good. 183 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,700 In fact, while we're at it, 184 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:41,620 I think we should look at prospective students 185 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:44,540 with more community service experience, 186 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:47,080 and everyone benefits from smart, passionate 187 00:08:47,170 --> 00:08:48,790 young people volunteering. 188 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:52,510 And the best part of Troy's idea-- and he has a lot of good ones-- 189 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:56,550 is that you'll get more applicants. You'll admit the same number of them, 190 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,720 and the acceptance rate goes down, and that's something to brag about. 191 00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:01,430 And I do enjoy bragging. 192 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,680 My mentor Leonard McCullen 193 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:06,440 always says don't deny the world the truth about yourself 194 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,980 just because it's good. 195 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:10,730 I had no idea that you were one of the McCullen Scholars. 196 00:09:10,820 --> 00:09:13,780 He always had a keen eye for talented youth. 197 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,740 Yes, he is very generous. 198 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,360 We've always been generous in the past, 199 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:20,660 but given what's been happening on campus lately, 200 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:22,620 first that god-awful party... 201 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,000 Then that officer pulling the gun on the student. 202 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:26,170 It was truly terrible. 203 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:30,380 That's why you're gonna be happy to hear that Troy is leading a town hall 204 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:33,130 for students to express their grievances. 205 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:35,300 Yes, I think an open forum helps quell tension. 206 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:36,970 Exactly. 207 00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:40,640 In a few months, everyone's gonna be joining hands and singing "Kumbaya." 208 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,390 Really? 209 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:43,680 Because from what we've heard, 210 00:09:43,770 --> 00:09:46,770 some students are planning to protest your town hall. 211 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:50,060 It wouldn't be a college without a student protest. 212 00:09:50,150 --> 00:09:51,230 You remember those days. 213 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,570 But aren't you worried about the attention of the national press? 214 00:09:54,650 --> 00:09:56,400 You know why this is happening. 215 00:09:56,490 --> 00:09:58,280 Self-segregation. 216 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,200 Now, Eva, I was head of A-P House 217 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,870 when I was Troy's age, and I can assure you, 218 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,950 it is a wonderful tradition. 219 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,410 Allowing dorms to take their natural demographic shape 220 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,920 gives students a pride in creating their own enclaves, 221 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,840 a safe space, if you will. 222 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:16,420 And it can reduce the feeling of otherness at Winchester. 223 00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:18,180 Eva and I believe that having students 224 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,300 of different backgrounds intermingle 225 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:23,100 creates an exchange of cultural ideas. 226 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:25,270 I never would have thought of opening a charter school 227 00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:28,560 in Africa if it weren't for my law school roommate Fahim. 228 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,440 Oh, you opened an African charter school? 229 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:32,770 We're still looking at the numbers. 230 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:34,820 Well, I think we can consider 231 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,570 changing housing policies in the future, 232 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:39,240 but for right now-- 233 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,990 Surely, our generosity buys some consideration. 234 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,950 Oh, port, anyone? 235 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:50,120 I think that went really well. 236 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:53,460 Troy, this is not what going well looks like. 237 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,170 These people are talking about pulling 238 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,510 their ten-million-dollar donation. 239 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,970 I didn't hear them say that. 240 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:01,430 Trust me, I'm fluent in WASP. 241 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:03,600 Actually, she's right. 242 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,270 Why do you think you're here? 243 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:07,890 Because after that article, 244 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:10,770 my father wants to prove he loves and respects me 245 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:13,060 and that he's trying to make things better between us. 246 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:15,940 No, that's not it. 247 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:19,610 You're here to show that not all black students want to burn this place down. 248 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:20,950 You're props. 249 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:23,160 Of course we are. 250 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,950 If integrating A-P is the only thing in the way of this school 251 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,500 and the support of its largest donors, 252 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,790 what do you think is gonna happen? 253 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:37,920 Can we please just stop talking about this already? 254 00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:40,800 I'm telling you, this is your opportunity 255 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,720 to ingratiate yourself to some very influential people. 256 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,180 The Hancocks have a problem. 257 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:49,220 If you can be the one to solve it, 258 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:51,310 think of what they can do for you. 259 00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:52,770 I don't know. 260 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,980 This is your chance to make your mark. 261 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:57,400 You need to get Sam to cancel the protest. 262 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,820 Sam won't listen to me. She never has. 263 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,490 Well, then make her. 264 00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:02,450 How? 265 00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:06,330 You can be very persuasive. 266 00:12:06,410 --> 00:12:09,120 I mean, you did manage 267 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,620 to convince a professor to have an affair with you. 268 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:19,800 How did you know? 269 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:22,880 You just told me. 270 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,550 Excuse me. 271 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,320 I-I am sorry. I didn't mean to-- 272 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,990 I should go. 273 00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:47,200 I'm gonna go. I'll go. 274 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,830 No, it's fine. 275 00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:51,580 I'm the one fucking crying in your bathroom. 276 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,000 Now I know what you didn't put in the article. 277 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:58,670 Oh, huh, he told you about the pee stuff? 278 00:12:58,750 --> 00:12:59,800 Pee stuff? 279 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,130 -No. -Neika. 280 00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:02,670 Obviously, about the Neika stuff. 281 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,220 Yep, that makes way more sense. 282 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:06,930 I'll give you a minute. 283 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,430 Lionel. 284 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,890 It's not as good as you think it is. 285 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,560 What? 286 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,230 Being with him. 287 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,360 Yeah. 288 00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:41,800 Dear White People of Pastiche-- 289 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,590 which is redundant-- redacted pages? 290 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:47,010 That's what you're calling satire these days? 291 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:49,970 You think you can scare me off with that nonsense? 292 00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:52,720 That's just as ridiculous as the administration 293 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:56,270 holding a town hall, thinking they can placate us. 294 00:13:56,350 --> 00:13:59,190 The more you try to silence us, 295 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:01,400 mock us, discredit us, 296 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,820 the more resolved we are to change things. 297 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,780 This shit is fuel. 298 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,790 Hey, Sam. Have a minute? 299 00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:20,920 What's up with your hair? 300 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,460 I mean, I love it, but do you need money? 301 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:26,760 Are you high? 302 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,430 Not since your peace offering. 303 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:33,680 No, it's been a while since you and I sat around 304 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,430 and talked. 305 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,060 Yeah. 306 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:41,020 We used to talk some shit. 307 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,440 I got to hand it to you, 308 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,650 at least your shit-talking is changing the world. 309 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:48,990 What's going on? 310 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,780 Nothing. 311 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:53,830 Don't "nothing" me. I know you. 312 00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:55,740 Whenever you hit the kitchen like this, 313 00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,200 something's wrong. 314 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,920 What's going on with you and white bae? 315 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,300 I really fucked things up. 316 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,100 I don't want to talk about it. 317 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,970 Okay, we could talk about something else. 318 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:19,850 Maybe I'm not supposed to have a personal life. 319 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:22,440 Maybe all of this is a sign that I'm just supposed to focus 320 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,060 on the important things. 321 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:25,190 Like your protest? 322 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:30,200 Sam, you don't have to be a slave to the cause, you know. 323 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,030 It's bigger than me, Co. 324 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:37,580 If you really want to change things, 325 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,370 don't protest the town hall. 326 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,540 What are you talking about? 327 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:45,290 There are some very influential people who want to integrate A-P. 328 00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:47,250 This protest could send them over the edge. 329 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:49,510 Integrate A-P? 330 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:51,090 I don't know who these people are 331 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,300 or what edge they're on, but they can jump the fuck off. 332 00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:57,350 Sam, they've pledged ten million dollars to the university. 333 00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:59,810 That could go towards recruiting students of color-- 334 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:01,690 Troy's got you drinking his Kool-Aid-- 335 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,810 or rather his daddy's Kool-Aid. 336 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,440 So you came to give me a taste, but guess what. 337 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:08,280 I ain't thirsty, girl. 338 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,320 Troy doesn't even know I'm here. 339 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,160 Really? 340 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,580 Coco, what are you doing here? 341 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:21,080 She's trying to convince me to stop the protest, 342 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,750 which you put her up to, so don't act all surprised. 343 00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:25,790 Why would you do that? 344 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,790 I figured you weren't going to do it. 345 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,300 You're right, I wasn't. 346 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:30,510 Thank you. 347 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,880 So why are you here now? 348 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:35,680 To ask you not to protest. 349 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:39,770 Wow! 350 00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:41,810 You two are the fucking worst. 351 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:43,940 Next time, coordinate your Uncle Tom-foolery 352 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,400 before you come up in here. 353 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,480 Sam, you're always trying to improve the black experience at Winchester. 354 00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:51,740 How are you gonna feel when A-P's gone and it's your fault? 355 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:55,030 Troy, people have tried that before. 356 00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:58,160 It didn't happen then, and it won't happen now... 357 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,450 and I will not be bought. 358 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,040 Fine. 359 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,410 But I'm gonna fight you on this. 360 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,830 Bring it. 361 00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,970 We should have known you can't reason with her. 362 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,470 We? 363 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,380 What the hell was that about? 364 00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,500 You tell me. 365 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:52,920 You were badgering me into doing something. 366 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:56,010 Then I go do it and find you there ahead of me doing it. 367 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:57,680 You know I was just trying to help. 368 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:01,260 Were you? Or did you think I can't get anything done without you? 369 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:04,270 Coco, what do you even like about me? 370 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,140 And nothing about power or success 371 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,770 and nothing physical or sexual. 372 00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:10,060 I mean, what is it about me as a person? 373 00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,110 What are you talking about? 374 00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:16,950 You don't like me. 375 00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:20,410 You like the idea of me. 376 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,540 No, not even. You like the idea of us. 377 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,210 Are you breaking up with me? 378 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,340 I wasn't thinking of it so much as a breakup, 379 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,170 since we weren't really together. 380 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,550 Are you fucking kidding me? 381 00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,310 We never said we were exclusive. 382 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:47,060 I told you the names of our kids, and you said nothing. 383 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,600 That's a relationship. 384 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,650 That's a delusion. 385 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,070 What am I doing? 386 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,830 I'm smarter than you. 387 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,290 I'm more ambitious than you. 388 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,420 Thirty years from now 389 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:13,500 when I am the second black female president... 390 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:17,710 all you'll be able to do is think about me. 391 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,590 And I won't remember your name. 392 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,180 I hope you're right. 393 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:32,520 I can't believe I gave up my hair for you. 394 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:49,200 ♪ I'm not searching ♪ 395 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:57,800 ♪ But I can change ♪ 396 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:02,800 ♪ Anything you don't like ♪ 397 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:12,270 ♪ We live in unreasonable times ♪ 398 00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:21,280 ♪ I'm not a servant ♪ 399 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:32,290 ♪ To my own desires ♪ 400 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:39,500 ♪ I'll trade in ♪ 401 00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:46,180 ♪ Anything you don't like ♪ 402 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:52,430 ♪ We live in unreasonable times ♪