1 00:00:16,910 --> 00:00:19,910 Ah, Winchester University. 2 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:21,830 Hello. 3 00:00:21,910 --> 00:00:26,830 The writers of this program are depending on my ethnic but nonthreatening voice 4 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,760 to explain things they are too lazy to set up traditionally. 5 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,670 Only two months into the semester, 6 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,300 and already the ninth Ivy League's quads buzz 7 00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:37,300 with future Olympians and presidents, 8 00:00:37,390 --> 00:00:40,470 with innovators trying to crack the next Facebook, 9 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,230 with diverse students being forced into group shots 10 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,850 for the admissions brochure. 11 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:48,060 One of Winchester's most well-known groups 12 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:50,730 is the humor magazine Pastiche, 13 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:53,190 whose members have left their mark as satirists, 14 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,900 television writers, 15 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:56,610 and most recently... 16 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:59,370 hosts of a blackface party. 17 00:00:59,450 --> 00:01:00,490 Yeah! 18 00:01:00,580 --> 00:01:02,870 Ah, look, Serena Williams. 19 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:05,870 That's an actual black person. 20 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:08,420 That's... I guess Nicki Minaj? 21 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,670 I'm not sure. 22 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:13,050 Even more blackface. 23 00:01:13,420 --> 00:01:16,680 Apparently this is a thing that white children are into. 24 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:18,510 Google it. 25 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,470 If you couldn't tell, there's lots more 26 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:23,810 going on at this party... 27 00:01:25,390 --> 00:01:27,690 ...than meets the eye. 28 00:01:27,770 --> 00:01:30,820 Oh, more actual black people. 29 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:32,690 I wonder if they'll find this amusing. 30 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:34,320 -How dare you? -This is bullshit. 31 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,990 -What the hell is this? -You are not Beyoncé. 32 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:39,410 They do not. 33 00:01:47,830 --> 00:01:50,170 Everyone back in the house right now! 34 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,170 Drinks down! 35 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:53,880 Unpacking this egregious event 36 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,380 will take some time, 37 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:58,970 but an excellent place to begin our saga is with Samantha White, 38 00:01:59,050 --> 00:02:02,510 a junior media studies major and local provocateur. 39 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,770 Slavery in America. 40 00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:08,100 Anybody like to volunteer to lead the discussion? 41 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:09,770 As one of the few black faces 42 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:11,560 in this mostly white place... 43 00:02:11,650 --> 00:02:13,150 -Anyone? -...Sam had become 44 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:15,070 used to episodes like this... 45 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:17,280 Anyone with some special connection 46 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,570 to the material? 47 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,780 ...and run-ins like these. 48 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:21,910 You look like Beyoncé. 49 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:23,120 Storm from the X-Men. 50 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,330 Wait, what are you? 51 00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:30,170 Sam had enough 52 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,210 and took to Winchester's syndicated student radio station. 53 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:36,260 Dear white people, here's a little tip. 54 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:38,880 When you ask someone who looks ethnically different, 55 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:40,260 "What are you?" 56 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:41,720 the answer is usually, 57 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,140 "A person about to slap the shit out of you." 58 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:48,230 While Sam's show, aptly titled Dear White People, 59 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:50,230 garnered a diverse set of listeners... 60 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:52,060 Who is this chick? 61 00:02:52,150 --> 00:02:54,270 ...others was butthurt. 62 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,190 Keeping with its vow to mock anyone 63 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,110 deemed too self-important, 64 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,160 Pastiche set out to take down Samantha White 65 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,120 by throwing a politically incorrect party 66 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,160 for all those burdened by her demands 67 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:08,450 for racial sensitivity. 68 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:13,250 However, after pressure from the administration, 69 00:03:13,330 --> 00:03:16,840 the party was canceled. 70 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:20,130 But somehow, unbeknownst to Pastiche, 71 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:22,800 an invite went out anyway. 72 00:03:23,590 --> 00:03:26,260 And it is here we find Sam and her camera, 73 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:28,390 at the epicenter of one of the biggest scandals 74 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:30,770 to hit Winchester so far. 75 00:03:30,850 --> 00:03:32,560 And like most parties, 76 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:34,400 the hangover from this one... 77 00:03:35,770 --> 00:03:37,150 is a motherfucker. 78 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:43,410 ♪ All these people poppin' round ♪ 79 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,950 ♪ I swear I need an Adderall ♪ 80 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:46,120 ♪ But I won't let them witness ♪ 81 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,950 ♪ What's in close with what I think... ♪ 82 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,830 Dear white people, 83 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:53,080 here's a list of acceptable Halloween costumes: 84 00:03:53,170 --> 00:03:54,080 a pirate, 85 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:55,920 slutty nurse, 86 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,460 any of our first 43 presidents. 87 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:02,130 Top of the list of unacceptable costumes: me. 88 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:05,510 Winchester couldn't get through 2017 without blackface? 89 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,140 ♪ 'Cause I really don't care ♪ 90 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:09,470 ♪ And I'm still kinda young... ♪ 91 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,230 Oh, I'm sorry. Am I being too loud for you? 92 00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:13,600 You know I stay woke, Sam, 93 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:15,230 but right now, I'm getting the tea 94 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:17,190 on how to be waist thin and ass thick 95 00:04:17,270 --> 00:04:18,440 from this white bitch in Texas. 96 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,190 Okay, one, you're gorge. 97 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,950 And, two, is "white bitch in Texas" her government name? 98 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,990 Her name's Marian Updike, and she's the founder 99 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:26,410 of the Think Slim online course, 100 00:04:26,490 --> 00:04:29,330 and she be dropping the knowledge I need to drop my sophomore 16. 101 00:04:29,410 --> 00:04:30,580 Not a thing. 102 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:32,750 I'm learning how to enjoy a decadent McRib. 103 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:35,710 Miss Updike told me to cut it into fourths and count my chews. 104 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:36,830 Thirty, by the way. 105 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,040 I can't with you, 106 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:39,670 and what's more, I won't. 107 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:42,170 Look. 108 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:44,630 For those of you who thought our ivory tower 109 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,260 was immune to this type of shit... 110 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:50,470 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 111 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,730 Okay, I'm pretty sure the McRib was invented by Republicans in the '80s 112 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:55,350 to destroy black communities, 113 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,730 along with crack and Jerry Springer. 114 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:58,690 Suck it, Reagan. I'm still here. 115 00:04:58,770 --> 00:05:01,730 And please know that I will be showing up on McRib day 116 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:03,400 in a Shirley Chisholm T-shirt 117 00:05:03,490 --> 00:05:04,860 sans internal conflict. 118 00:05:04,950 --> 00:05:06,610 Is McRib day a thing? 119 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:08,530 Where are you getting these Shirley Chisholm T-shirts? 120 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:11,660 Forever 21. Girl, you know I have no shame. 121 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:13,080 Well... 122 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,670 -Aside from my one secret shame. -Only one? 123 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,330 Sam, I've been secretly streaming The Cosby Show. 124 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:20,710 My conscience? Riddled with guilt. 125 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,300 It's just really convenient 126 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:24,420 that this all came out once white people realized 127 00:05:24,510 --> 00:05:26,800 he was rich enough to buy NBC. 128 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,430 I mean, he probably did that shit. 129 00:05:28,510 --> 00:05:29,430 I'm just saying. 130 00:05:29,510 --> 00:05:30,560 Yeah, probably. 131 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:34,480 All right, y'all. Five minutes left for call-ins. 132 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,100 Give me your worst. 133 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:38,980 I find your show offensive 134 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,690 and highly divisive. 135 00:05:40,770 --> 00:05:42,570 We need to come together at times like this. 136 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:44,110 Are you a white male? 137 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:46,320 Why? Race is a social construct. 138 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,860 I'll take that as a yes. 139 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:49,450 Look, I didn't create the divide. 140 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:51,490 I'm just calling attention to it. 141 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,330 "Dear White People"? 142 00:05:53,410 --> 00:05:54,450 Even you have to admit 143 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:56,210 your show comes off aggressive. 144 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:58,250 Dear White People is a misnomer. 145 00:05:58,330 --> 00:06:00,380 My show is meant to articulate 146 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,340 the feelings of a misrepresented group 147 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:04,260 outside the majority. 148 00:06:05,130 --> 00:06:06,170 I get it. 149 00:06:06,260 --> 00:06:10,220 The realization that you contribute to a racist society can be unsettling, 150 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:13,390 but you sound like a grown-ass woman to me. 151 00:06:13,470 --> 00:06:14,680 Next. 152 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:16,350 Listen, the man could take an episode 153 00:06:16,430 --> 00:06:17,890 about Rudy getting a B-minus 154 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:21,230 and stretch it into a half hour of comedic gold. 155 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:23,900 Oh, God, I pray he didn't stretch little Rudy out 156 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:25,280 in any other way. 157 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:29,860 -Bitch, you going to hell. -I'll save you a seat. 158 00:06:29,950 --> 00:06:31,820 Thanks for saying what we're all thinking. 159 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,410 Sometimes, I feel like I don't belong on my own campus. 160 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:36,450 Right? 161 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:39,920 They too busy patting themselves on the back for letting us in. 162 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,290 Hey, thanks for hanging out during the show. 163 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:45,840 You give me shit, but if I wasn't there to talk about the McRib... 164 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,170 Shit would get way too real for a Monday morning. 165 00:06:48,260 --> 00:06:50,840 I got you, always. 166 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:53,260 We chilling before Black Caucus? 167 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,850 -I got plans. -Hmm. 168 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:01,100 Dick-related plans? 169 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:03,190 Ain't nobody got time for no dick. 170 00:07:03,270 --> 00:07:04,440 Not even Reggie's? 171 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,780 Shh. 172 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,030 He's coming over here. 173 00:07:08,110 --> 00:07:10,660 Anyway, I gotta cut my footage for doc class. 174 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:12,660 Just text me when you're going down. 175 00:07:12,740 --> 00:07:14,240 Hmm, how about you text me 176 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,540 when you're done going down, mm-kay? 177 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:17,540 You... 178 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:25,920 -What's up, Sam? -Hey. 179 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,050 'Sup, Reggie? 180 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:30,630 So, uh, what you up to? 181 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,670 Did you, uh... 182 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,010 Mm-hmm. 183 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:14,800 Twice. 184 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:16,760 What? 185 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,560 That's such an unfair advantage. 186 00:08:22,810 --> 00:08:24,270 What are you doing? 187 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:27,230 Uh, crushing candy. 188 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:28,690 -Right after? -Mm-hmm. 189 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:35,780 What level are you on? 190 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:40,370 No, no, no, no, no. 191 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:42,250 -Absolutely not. -What? 192 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:44,120 You're supposed to spread all this jelly, you know. 193 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:46,420 -Ew. -It's not "ew." 194 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,790 It's imperative to the game. Look. 195 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,550 Come here. Okay. 196 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:54,970 Look, this is why you're still stuck on level 20. 197 00:08:55,050 --> 00:08:57,300 Yeah? Spreading this digital goo. 198 00:08:57,390 --> 00:08:59,720 This is one of the most pressing issues of our time. 199 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,480 Okay, you gonna give me my phone back, though. 200 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,520 What? No. 201 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:07,610 -Gabe. -What? 202 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:09,190 Give me my phone back. 203 00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:10,400 I don't know what you're talking about. 204 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:11,400 -Give-- -No. 205 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,650 -Gabe. -No. 206 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,490 You're so silly. 207 00:09:16,570 --> 00:09:17,660 Gabe? 208 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:20,910 What? You want this? 209 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:21,910 -You don't want it? -Mnh-mnh. 210 00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:23,750 No? 211 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,580 You think you're so slick. 212 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:26,580 Okay, no, no, no, no. 213 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:27,880 -No, no. -What? What? 214 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,380 Stop, you're gonna mess up my hair. 215 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:30,840 -Huh? -Like, more. 216 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,090 Yeah, I am. 217 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:33,510 I'm gonna mess up that hair 218 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:35,340 like a light drizzle on a much too humid day. 219 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:42,140 Reggie wants you. 220 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:49,150 Shit. 221 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,860 I'm supposed to represent for the BSU at this caucus. 222 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:54,860 Mm. 223 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:56,320 Oh. 224 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,240 Reggie's a... 225 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,530 Reggie's a cool guy. 226 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:06,000 Yeah, except for when he corners you 227 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,790 with a "'Sup?" 228 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:09,630 Or a "So..." 229 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:10,920 Ellipses implied. 230 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,960 You guys gonna talk about the party? 231 00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:14,260 What else? 232 00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:16,470 Man, it's just so fucked. 233 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:20,180 You know I could, uh-- 234 00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:21,970 I could come with. 235 00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:23,060 Oh. 236 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:24,640 No, it's cool. 237 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,180 It's, um... 238 00:10:26,270 --> 00:10:27,640 It's members only. 239 00:10:38,150 --> 00:10:41,200 So... you're a shark. 240 00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:44,370 That's cool. I get that. 241 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:45,950 You know, you're always moving, 242 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,160 and you only slow down to kill... 243 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,080 Gabe, I know how analogies work. 244 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,040 I guess what I'm saying is, you know, it's, uh... 245 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,840 You know, romance in a place like this, 246 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,220 it's been reduced to, like, hooking up, you know? 247 00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:00,760 Mm, romance. 248 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,970 It doesn't exist here. 249 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:07,730 I want to be more than just a hot lay for you, Sam. 250 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:13,980 Yeah. 251 00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,230 All right. 252 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,480 What CW show are we in? 253 00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:19,700 You know what I'm trying to say. 254 00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:23,240 You want more. 255 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,490 Yeah. 256 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:28,040 Oh. Um... 257 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,380 I gotta go get a shower. 258 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,880 So... 259 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,390 Later, gator. 260 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,900 Lionel Higgins, right? 261 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,310 Um, yes. 262 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,190 From the Winchester Independent. 263 00:11:56,270 --> 00:11:57,860 Covering this meeting. 264 00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,570 I just need someone to give me the lay of the land. 265 00:11:59,650 --> 00:12:01,200 Sure. 266 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,410 You did that article about breaking up the party. 267 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,120 Yeah. 268 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,370 Why haven't we heard of you before? 269 00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:08,540 I'm not that notable. 270 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,200 Something tells me that's not true. 271 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:16,460 Well, generally speaking, 272 00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:18,670 Black Caucus is when the different black student unions 273 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:21,630 at Winchester get together for a completely masturbatory 274 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,720 and pointless pissing contest under the guise of unity. 275 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,510 Held during lunchtime at Armstrong Parker once a month 276 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,430 because nobody wants to make room on their schedule. 277 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,560 -And we already eat here. -Is this off the record? 278 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,060 You can quote us all you want. 279 00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:37,520 We got the Black Student Union, headed by me, 280 00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:40,030 Winchester's first and only relevant group 281 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,650 fighting for black causes on campus. 282 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,700 We got the African-American Student Union, 283 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:47,280 or AASU, which basically does nothing 284 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,580 and takes credit for the work of the BSU. 285 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,040 They claim mac and cheese Wednesdays, 286 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,540 but we made that shit happen. 287 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:53,540 Yes. 288 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,580 We got Black American Forum or Black AF. 289 00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:58,460 Mostly mediocre slam poets. 290 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,460 They make hashtags and T-shirts. 291 00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,510 -And throw dope parties. -Mm-hmm. 292 00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:03,880 -And then there's-- -CORE. 293 00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:05,880 The Coalition of Racial Equality. 294 00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:08,850 And the only group here invited to sit 295 00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:10,810 at the dean's quarterly student council. 296 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,100 Don't say "the dean" like he's not your father. 297 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,190 -Hi, Lionel. -Hi, Troy. 298 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:17,400 I trust your story's portrayal of these fine groups 299 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,650 will go unbiased. 300 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,940 You got it, Troy. 301 00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:22,320 Some things never change. 302 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,570 Some things do. 303 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,280 Coco. 304 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,860 CORE's new treasurer. 305 00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,240 Real name: Colandrea. 306 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:32,450 C-o-l-a-n-d-r-e-a. 307 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:33,910 For accuracy. 308 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,130 Don't do it with that mess atop your head you like to pass off as natural, 309 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:40,340 held together by bobby pins and prayer? 310 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,880 -Lord. -You want to go there? 311 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,550 With half of India's GDP atop your head? 312 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:44,970 -Oh. -They kinda got beef. 313 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:47,720 -Picked that up. -We have nothing, sweets. 314 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,140 I happen to find her viewpoints 315 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,640 to be little more than self-serving, 316 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,560 blacker-than-thou propaganda. 317 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,060 Feel free to quote me, Lionel. 318 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:56,770 Yo, fam, can we cut the Love & Hip Hop auditions 319 00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:57,770 and get to it? 320 00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:59,230 Post-racial my ass. 321 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,650 Everyone said we were crying wolf, 322 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,110 but this is our proof. 323 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,230 A bunch of white kids dressing up like us? 324 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,280 I mean, this is some real shit. 325 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,360 Yeah, guys, you know what this is? 326 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,990 -This is racism. -What a revelation, Kelsey. 327 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,450 Somebody should write this down. Paper boy, you got that? 328 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,120 I thought this kind of thing 329 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,040 only happened in the '50s or in BuzzFeed articles. 330 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,290 I don't feel safe. 331 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,040 I'd like to use this meeting 332 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:25,260 to cull some thoughts that CORE can actually take to the dean. 333 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:26,880 What the hell's the Coalish gonna do? 334 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,760 Y'all should let the BSU take lead 335 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,050 because we've been fighting these issues since jump. 336 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,890 We need a march on campus, fam. 337 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:35,140 -#Sinchester. -Uh-huh. 338 00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,770 -#BlackFarceParty. -Yeah, yeah. 339 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:40,100 -#FuckThePolice! -Uh-huh. 340 00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,060 -Yeah. -That one's evergreen. 341 00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:47,530 Damn straight. These kids amuse themselves by wearing black bodies as costumes, 342 00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,110 and we're the only ones upset? 343 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,280 We got to bust this campus wide open. 344 00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:53,160 Yes, Brother Malcolm. 345 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,290 Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-ku-sa. 346 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,790 Just to play devs, 347 00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,620 all my white friends are talking about it. 348 00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,420 -So all your friends? -Yelling at people 349 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,000 who are already on our side using hashtags and marches? 350 00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,500 Cathartic though it may be, 351 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:06,880 it just makes us look angry. 352 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,300 We are angry, Kelsey. 353 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:10,260 So the AASU proposes we do nothing. 354 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,680 That's not what she said. 355 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,970 Pastiche are the bad guys. 356 00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,970 -Let's go after them. -For what? 357 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,850 Their editor is Kurt Fletcher. 358 00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:19,020 Son of the president. 359 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,650 Nothing is going to happen to him or Pastiche. 360 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,110 You know, in the real world, 361 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,280 kids are getting shot by cops for being black. 362 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,320 Voter rights are still being suppressed. 363 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,110 Our criminal justice system 364 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,990 continues to propagate a new Jim Crow. 365 00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:34,320 This isn't about a college magazine. 366 00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:36,370 This is about a movement. 367 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:39,710 We're surrounded by the future leaders of this country, 368 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,750 and we finally got their ear. 369 00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,540 -So what do we want to say? -About what now? 370 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:48,050 You just got tagged on this. 371 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,400 Miss Black Power over here dating white boys. 372 00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:26,540 So... 373 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,340 what y'all talking 'bout? 374 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:30,670 Pussy. 375 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,920 Bitches. 376 00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:33,260 Sam, I was saying nothing, 377 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,680 because it is none of my business 378 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,140 what goes on behind your sheets. 379 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,220 It's "between your sheets," Rashid. 380 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,560 I speak five languages. 381 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,060 You speak one, barely. Do not correct my English. 382 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:44,940 "Do not correct my English." 383 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,060 Sam... 384 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,530 I'm happy if you're happy. 385 00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:50,860 Okay? 386 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:58,830 What? 387 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,040 Nothing. 388 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,340 Talking shit behind my back? 389 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,130 You're fucking someone behind mine. 390 00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:15,550 He's my TA from doc class. 391 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,340 We went for drinks once over the summer, 392 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,470 and you know there ain't shit to do over the summer. 393 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,760 You know what? 394 00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:23,350 I'm happy for you, Sam. 395 00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,270 Don't do that, Jo. Not you. 396 00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:27,060 I have to unpack my best friend 397 00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,690 having a secret bae. 398 00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:30,070 Secret or white? 399 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,780 Both. 400 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,650 You know I'm biracial, so technically-- 401 00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:34,950 Look, don't. 402 00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:36,240 You're not Rashida Jones biracial. 403 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,740 You're Tracee Ellis Ross biracial. 404 00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:39,160 People think of you as black. 405 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,120 This is why I didn't say shit. 406 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,120 No, you didn't say shit because you stay talking 407 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,750 about how we can't give up on our men. 408 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,330 Sam, we met in the comments section 409 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:47,870 of that Medium article you wrote. 410 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,630 "Don't Fall in Love with Your Oppressor: 411 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:52,050 A Black Girl's Guide to Love at Winchester." 412 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,590 That one got so many likes. 413 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:57,010 What's crazy is you got guys like Reggie wanting to drink your bathwater. 414 00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:58,890 He's literally Dap from School Daze, but darker, 415 00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,760 and you pass him up for Mackle-less? 416 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:03,140 I thought I knew who I was. 417 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,850 I thought I knew what I wanted, 418 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,810 but when I'm with him, 419 00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:08,060 I don't know. 420 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:09,350 I... 421 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,320 It's like a respite from everything. 422 00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:15,650 We're goofy. 423 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,530 We reference obscure movies. 424 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,820 We watch Game of Thrones. 425 00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:20,370 That shit with dragons set in the world 426 00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,280 where no one's black except the slaves? 427 00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,660 I've tried to break it off before, 428 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:25,160 but he sends one text, 429 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,460 and I can't help but smile all day long. 430 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,920 You hate smiling. 431 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,880 So this is a thing? 432 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,770 Yeah, this is a thing. 433 00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:53,150 He looks like the white dude 434 00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:54,570 in the picture that comes with the frame. 435 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,070 He does. 436 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,410 Fuck. 437 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,740 What you got? 438 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,450 It's just something I gotta handle. 439 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,710 So when are we gonna meet him? 440 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,790 Mm... 441 00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:18,630 She's not afraid of the truth. 442 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:19,880 Why are you? 443 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,000 Miss White, please take a seat. 444 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,510 So many showed. 445 00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:08,810 Hey. 446 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,690 Don't want to bug, but I know you forget to eat. 447 00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:16,020 Holy shit. 448 00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:18,480 Is this the party? 449 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,870 You okay? 450 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,080 "Hate it when bae leaves"? 451 00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,290 Uh, yeah, I know. 452 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:39,000 But, you know, uh, in my defense, 453 00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:42,130 the use of "bae" was purely ironic. 454 00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:45,470 You didn't think to ask 455 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,010 before you posted that? 456 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,060 Uh... 457 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,520 Um, I'm sorry. 458 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,480 Are you embarrassed? 459 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,390 Gabe... 460 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:59,650 the best part of us is that it was just us. 461 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,650 Now I feel like I've got the entire Black Caucus 462 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:02,780 in my bedroom. 463 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,400 Could be kinda hot. 464 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:06,240 Oh, okay. 465 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,910 -You're joking. -I'm only a Millennial on paper. 466 00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:11,500 I didn't realize that an Instagram post 467 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,040 was a relationship stage to be navigated. 468 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,500 -Well, it is. -Okay. 469 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,540 We can go slow. 470 00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:23,260 I just want to go somewhere. 471 00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:30,760 Don't. 472 00:21:30,850 --> 00:21:32,220 I don't know what you're talking about. 473 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:33,980 Don't Gosling-eye me. 474 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,060 Who, this guy? 475 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:39,770 What are you doing tomorrow night? 476 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:43,320 What do you got? 477 00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:47,360 What are you wearing? 478 00:21:47,450 --> 00:21:49,570 What are you talking about? We're gonna watch a TV show. 479 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:52,080 Not just a TV show. 480 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,250 Defamation Wednesdays are the epicenter 481 00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:55,580 of black college life. 482 00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:56,830 Okay. 483 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,960 -Don't you have some Js? -Oh. 484 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,170 Wait, are you trying to My Fair Lady me for your black friends? 485 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:03,170 A little. 486 00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:06,840 Oh, so in this instance, you want me to appropriate your culture. 487 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:09,510 No, I-- 488 00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:11,390 Mm. 489 00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:12,760 -That's-- -Coming? 490 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:17,230 Oh, God. Since when do you even wear sweatpants? 491 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:18,650 I wear them all the time. 492 00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:20,610 You're always taking 'em off of me. 493 00:22:25,070 --> 00:22:27,360 Well, shit, Sam, if I knew you liked 'em light, 494 00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:28,610 I woulda hollered. 495 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,410 Hey, I'm Gabe. 496 00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:35,830 Joelle. 497 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,420 You listen to me, 498 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,210 and you listen very carefully. 499 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,670 Yes! 500 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,010 Yes, coat. And the boots. 501 00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:51,850 You do not own me. 502 00:22:51,930 --> 00:22:54,100 I am not your property. You do not look. 503 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:56,430 You do not touch. You do not grope. 504 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,390 And you definitely do not pinch my ass 505 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,980 at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. 506 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:01,690 Yes! 507 00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:03,440 He's cheating. 508 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,070 Well, you don't seem to mind any other time. 509 00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:07,320 There were cameras there. 510 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,320 Roland Martin was a mere two feet away, 511 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,530 and we all know how he loves to blast people on Twitter. 512 00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:14,620 I'm still in therapy from the last time I was trending. 513 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,410 -But I'm in love with you. -You better tell him. 514 00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:18,790 Mm-hmm. 515 00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:20,830 You are the leader of the free world. 516 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,750 You don't get to fall in love. 517 00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:24,790 And what about you? 518 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,960 I'm in love with my job, 519 00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:28,970 which is to get little bitch babies like you 520 00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:30,630 to act like grown-ass men 521 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,720 when the world needs them to do their job. 522 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,510 That's my girl. 523 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,310 'Cause she gotta say something to him, right? 524 00:23:36,390 --> 00:23:38,980 -I mean... -Well, I've got a job for you. 525 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,730 Blow me. 526 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,980 Right here in the Oval Office. 527 00:23:43,060 --> 00:23:44,360 On that eagle! 528 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,110 Oh, hell no. 529 00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:52,280 Yes, Mr. President. 530 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,530 -No! -Oh! 531 00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,620 What? 532 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,830 Are you serious? 533 00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:58,790 I pledge allegiance to your cock. 534 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:02,120 -Wow. Wow. Wow. -She nasty. 535 00:24:05,670 --> 00:24:06,590 Daddy? 536 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,590 -I can't. -Okay, wait, wait. 537 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,300 -So who is that? -That's her father. 538 00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:17,010 Well, actually a clone of her father 539 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,560 who works undercover for the CIA 540 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,730 after her real father's untimely death. 541 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:22,060 Provided the perfect cover. 542 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,520 That's a little, uh-- 543 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,770 that's a little far-fetched. 544 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,520 Does every American show revolve around 545 00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:29,530 fellatio-related cliffhangers? 546 00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:31,440 Hey, it's in our Constitution. 547 00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:33,490 Black lives are degraded without regard, 548 00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:35,450 and we in here watching TV. 549 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,950 This is how the revolution dies. 550 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,870 Hey, I was thinking 551 00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:42,460 we should have a sit-in. 552 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:43,710 Maybe in Bechet's dining hall? 553 00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:45,420 Where the white legacy kids live? 554 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,710 Exactly. 555 00:24:46,790 --> 00:24:50,960 Engage the part of the student body that has the luxury of ignoring us. 556 00:24:51,050 --> 00:24:54,300 Not everything we do has to be geared toward white people, Sam. 557 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:57,140 Hey, is this about the party? 558 00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:58,680 Nah. 559 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,640 We planning to protest the library. 560 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,230 Too many books in that motherfucker. 561 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:07,270 You know, in 2017, 562 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,770 I can't believe something like this could happen. 563 00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:11,280 Really? 'Cause I can. 564 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,030 I mean, it's almost like you and I attend 565 00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:14,610 two totally separate schools. 566 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,490 Hey, man, I'm just as pissed off as you are. 567 00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:18,410 -Not possible. -No, uh-- 568 00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:20,540 Look, that's not what I meant. 569 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,160 Bro, just because you got a black chick on your arm 570 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:25,580 doesn't mean you get to Miley Cyrus our pain, a'ight? 571 00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:27,290 Reggie. Chill. 572 00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:29,130 No, no, no. No, no, look. 573 00:25:29,710 --> 00:25:32,800 You're absolutely right. I have no idea how you feel. 574 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,050 But I want to. 575 00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,180 Look, I'm Gabe. 576 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,640 Why are you even here? 577 00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:39,930 What are you gonna do, hit me? 578 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,430 It might surprise you, 579 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,900 but I don't use my fists to solve problems. 580 00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:49,860 Hit you? 581 00:25:50,770 --> 00:25:53,650 Nigga, I should hit you for thinking that I would hit you. 582 00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:04,540 You know what? 583 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,330 It's not worth it. 584 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:10,590 Ga-- 585 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:15,760 Sam... I'm sorry. 586 00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:17,760 Everything that's going--Sam. 587 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,890 -Sam, you okay? -Turn it up. 588 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:22,010 Daddy? 589 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:24,520 But I buried you on Tuesday. 590 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,480 Holla if you need me, girl! 591 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,980 Ooh, shit! 592 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,860 Hey, are you all right? 593 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,900 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm sorry to embarrass you in front of all your friends. 594 00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:40,240 Oh, so you felt like the odd man out for two minutes. 595 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,200 Guess what. I feel like that every day on this campus. 596 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,500 Yes, society sucks, 597 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:47,040 but I would never let my friends 598 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,420 make you feel you didn't belong in my world. 599 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,880 Oh, and don't worry. I'm gonna delete the post. 600 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,970 Sam? 601 00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:06,560 Can we talk? 602 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,480 Wait, you hacked into Dean Fairbanks' computer? 603 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,020 That's a thing that can happen? 604 00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:14,650 Some CS major ran a redirected shell script, 605 00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:16,110 analyzed the active network interface, 606 00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:18,070 and routed... 607 00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:19,700 Yes, it's a thing that can happen. 608 00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:21,990 What's this got to do with me? 609 00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:23,320 Sam... 610 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,870 we have hard evidence 611 00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:30,250 that someone broke into Pastiche's Facebook account 612 00:27:30,330 --> 00:27:31,960 and sent out an invite 613 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,920 for the blackface party. 614 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,750 Shit. 615 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,300 My editor wants to run with the story as soon as possible, 616 00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:39,260 but... 617 00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:44,260 if someone else breaks it before we do... 618 00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:46,810 You know? 619 00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:49,350 You'd ruin your own scoop? 620 00:27:49,430 --> 00:27:50,890 I guess I just don't like the idea 621 00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:52,730 of telling someone else's truth. 622 00:27:56,770 --> 00:27:59,690 ♪ I've got a one-way ticket ♪ 623 00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:02,410 ♪ It's gonna take me out of here--♪ 624 00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:05,160 ♪ Ooh, I'm black, and I'm proud ♪ 625 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,830 ♪ I'm black, they can't keep me down ♪ 626 00:28:06,910 --> 00:28:08,160 ♪ I'm black in black with a smile ♪ 627 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,790 ♪ A black Beemer to match ♪ 628 00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:11,500 ♪ Two Afro puffs in the back... ♪ 629 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,500 Sam! I'm so glad you're here. 630 00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:17,050 I just need you to leave immediately. 631 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:19,630 What are you talking about? What's she doing here? 632 00:28:19,710 --> 00:28:21,930 Listen, I'm just filling your time slot with Dear Abigail 633 00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:23,840 until this whole blackface controversy blows over. 634 00:28:23,930 --> 00:28:25,390 Dear Abigail? 635 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,100 I'm getting complaints from all over. 636 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,720 I've had trolls since day one. 637 00:28:28,810 --> 00:28:30,390 Okay, people just don't get 638 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,140 how you can have a show called Dear White People 639 00:28:32,230 --> 00:28:34,480 and then complain about a party called Dear Black People. 640 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,310 If I hear "reverse racism" one more time-- 641 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,320 Reverse racism? 642 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,110 -Really? -Yeah. 643 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,610 I get it. 644 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:46,120 -You were just doing your job. -Thank you. 645 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,370 Well, would you mind if I read some of the complaints? 646 00:28:48,450 --> 00:28:50,250 Sure, yeah, yeah. Come to my office. 647 00:28:50,330 --> 00:28:53,500 I could not believe there's so many racists on this campus. 648 00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:54,920 The more you know, right? 649 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,090 I guess you know. You must get this all the time. 650 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,840 -Hey, hey! -...a very bad roommate 651 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,130 my freshman year. 652 00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:03,630 -You? Out. -Okay. 653 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,050 -Yeah, excuse me. -Okay. 654 00:29:05,130 --> 00:29:06,180 Sorry. 655 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:15,400 Dear white people, wow. 656 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,150 Y'all really trying it. 657 00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:21,780 I get that being reduced to a race-based generalization 658 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:26,360 is a new and devastating experience for some of you, 659 00:29:26,450 --> 00:29:27,870 but here's the difference. 660 00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:30,790 My jokes don't incarcerate your youth 661 00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,620 at alarming rates 662 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,210 or make it unsafe for you 663 00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:37,250 to walk around your own neighborhoods. 664 00:29:37,330 --> 00:29:39,290 But yours do. 665 00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:42,420 When you mock or belittle us, 666 00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:44,760 you enforce an existing system. 667 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,140 Cops everywhere staring down the barrel of a gun 668 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,560 at a black man 669 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,430 don't see a human being. 670 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,890 They see a caricature... 671 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,520 a thug... 672 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,560 a nigger. 673 00:29:58,650 --> 00:30:01,020 A nigger. A nigger. 674 00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:03,900 So... nah! 675 00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:05,320 You don't get to show up 676 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,030 in a Halloween costume version of us 677 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:11,200 and claim irony or ignorance, 678 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,700 not anymore. 679 00:30:16,710 --> 00:30:18,080 Before this party... 680 00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:20,540 a POC on this campus 681 00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:22,960 couldn't even think the word "racism" 682 00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:26,220 without being accused of crying wolf. 683 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,800 But just like it took 684 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,430 a Sandra Bland, 685 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,310 a Trayvon Martin, 686 00:30:33,390 --> 00:30:35,850 and a Philando Castile 687 00:30:35,930 --> 00:30:37,560 to wake some folks up, 688 00:30:38,690 --> 00:30:40,310 this party is what it took 689 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,360 to wake this campus up. 690 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,440 Look. 691 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:51,910 I sent the invite. 692 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,580 I wrote it. 693 00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:58,500 Broke into Pastiche's account and sent it. 694 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:00,880 It was fascinating to see 695 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,590 what was lurking beneath the surface 696 00:31:02,670 --> 00:31:04,250 when you were given an excuse to suspend 697 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:07,090 your polite, passive liberalism. 698 00:31:08,010 --> 00:31:11,140 I considered it a sociological experiment. 699 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:12,600 And guess what. 700 00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:15,060 You proved my point. 701 00:31:16,350 --> 00:31:19,640 Winchester, we got a problem. 702 00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:25,190 Oh, one more thing. 703 00:31:25,270 --> 00:31:26,980 To Gabe Mitchell, 704 00:31:27,780 --> 00:31:29,200 I'm sorry. 705 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,910 Please forgive me. 706 00:31:32,070 --> 00:31:34,410 #HateItWhen bae's mad. 707 00:31:35,830 --> 00:31:38,870 I should say that to my roommate? 708 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,250 All she did was leave a wet towel on my bed. 709 00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:44,960 You know, I'll try it. 710 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,840 Thanks, Abigail. 711 00:32:01,690 --> 00:32:03,600 ♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪ 712 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,980 ♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪ 713 00:32:06,070 --> 00:32:07,940 ♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪ 714 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:09,860 ♪ That's how He works ♪ 715 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,490 ♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪ 716 00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:14,740 ♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪ 717 00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:16,830 ♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪ 718 00:32:16,910 --> 00:32:18,410 ♪ That's how He works ♪ 719 00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:23,710 ♪ We must not question the good Lord ♪ 720 00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:27,920 ♪ Have faith in God and trust His word ♪ 721 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,510 ♪ We don't know how We don't know when ♪ 722 00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:36,760 ♪ To see His day, we shall stand ♪ 723 00:32:36,850 --> 00:32:41,850 ♪ We must not question the good Lord ♪ 724 00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:45,940 ♪ Have faith in God and trust His word ♪ 725 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:49,030 ♪ We don't know how We don't know when ♪ 726 00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:55,030 ♪ To see His day, we shall stand