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Ah, Winchester University.
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Hello.
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The writers of this program are depending
on my ethnic but nonthreatening voice
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to explain things they are too lazy
to set up traditionally.
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Only two months into the semester,
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and already the ninth
Ivy League's quads buzz
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with future Olympians and presidents,
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with innovators trying
to crack the next Facebook,
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with diverse students being forced
into group shots
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for the admissions brochure.
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One of Winchester's most well-known groups
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is the humor magazine Pastiche,
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whose members have left their mark
as satirists,
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television writers,
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and most recently...
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hosts of a blackface party.
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Yeah!
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Ah, look, Serena Williams.
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That's an actual black person.
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That's... I guess Nicki Minaj?
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I'm not sure.
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Even more blackface.
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Apparently this is a thing
that white children are into.
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Google it.
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If you couldn't tell, there's lots more
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going on at this party...
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...than meets the eye.
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Oh, more actual black people.
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I wonder if they'll find this amusing.
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-How dare you?
-This is bullshit.
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-What the hell is this?
-You are not Beyoncé.
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They do not.
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Everyone back in the house
right now!
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Drinks down!
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Unpacking this egregious event
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will take some time,
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but an excellent place to begin our saga
is with Samantha White,
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a junior media studies major
and local provocateur.
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Slavery in America.
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Anybody like to volunteer
to lead the discussion?
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As one of the few black faces
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in this mostly white place...
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-Anyone?
-...Sam had become
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used to episodes like this...
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Anyone with some
special connection
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to the material?
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...and run-ins like these.
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You look like Beyoncé.
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Storm from the X-Men.
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Wait, what are you?
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Sam had enough
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and took to Winchester's
syndicated student radio station.
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Dear white people, here's a little tip.
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When you ask someone
who looks ethnically different,
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"What are you?"
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the answer is usually,
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"A person about to slap
the shit out of you."
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While Sam's show,
aptly titled Dear White People,
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garnered a diverse set of listeners...
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Who is this chick?
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...others was butthurt.
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Keeping with its vow
to mock anyone
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deemed too self-important,
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Pastiche set out
to take down Samantha White
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by throwing a politically incorrect party
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for all those burdened by her demands
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for racial sensitivity.
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However, after pressure
from the administration,
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the party was canceled.
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But somehow,
unbeknownst to Pastiche,
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an invite went out anyway.
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And it is here we find
Sam and her camera,
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at the epicenter
of one of the biggest scandals
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to hit Winchester so far.
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And like most parties,
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the hangover from this one...
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is a motherfucker.
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♪ All these people poppin' round ♪
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♪ I swear I need an Adderall ♪
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♪ But I won't let them witness ♪
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♪ What's in close with what I think... ♪
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Dear white people,
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here's a list of acceptable
Halloween costumes:
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a pirate,
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slutty nurse,
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any of our first 43 presidents.
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Top of the list
of unacceptable costumes: me.
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Winchester couldn't get through 2017
without blackface?
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♪ 'Cause I really don't care ♪
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♪ And I'm still kinda young... ♪
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I being too loud for you?
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You know I stay woke, Sam,
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but right now, I'm getting the tea
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on how to be waist thin and ass thick
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from this white bitch in Texas.
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Okay, one, you're gorge.
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And, two, is "white bitch in Texas"
her government name?
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Her name's Marian Updike,
and she's the founder
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of the Think Slim online course,
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and she be dropping the knowledge I need
to drop my sophomore 16.
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Not a thing.
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I'm learning how to enjoy
a decadent McRib.
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Miss Updike told me to cut it into fourths
and count my chews.
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Thirty, by the way.
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I can't with you,
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and what's more, I won't.
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Look.
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For those of you
who thought our ivory tower
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was immune to this type of shit...
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Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
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Okay, I'm pretty sure the McRib
was invented by Republicans in the '80s
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to destroy black communities,
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along with crack and Jerry Springer.
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Suck it, Reagan. I'm still here.
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And please know that I will be
showing up on McRib day
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in a Shirley Chisholm T-shirt
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sans internal conflict.
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Is McRib day a thing?
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Where are you getting
these Shirley Chisholm T-shirts?
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Forever 21.
Girl, you know I have no shame.
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Well...
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-Aside from my one secret shame.
-Only one?
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Sam, I've been secretly streaming
The Cosby Show.
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My conscience? Riddled with guilt.
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It's just really convenient
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that this all came out
once white people realized
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he was rich enough to buy NBC.
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I mean, he probably did that shit.
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I'm just saying.
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Yeah, probably.
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All right, y'all.
Five minutes left for call-ins.
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Give me your worst.
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I find your show offensive
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and highly divisive.
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We need to come together
at times like this.
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Are you a white male?
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Why? Race is a social construct.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Look, I didn't create the divide.
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I'm just calling attention to it.
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"Dear White People"?
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Even you have to admit
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your show comes off aggressive.
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Dear White People is a misnomer.
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My show is meant to articulate
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the feelings of a misrepresented group
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outside the majority.
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I get it.
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The realization that you contribute
to a racist society can be unsettling,
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but you sound like
a grown-ass woman to me.
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Next.
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Listen, the man could take an episode
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about Rudy getting a B-minus
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and stretch it into a half hour
of comedic gold.
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Oh, God, I pray he didn't stretch
little Rudy out
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in any other way.
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-Bitch, you going to hell.
-I'll save you a seat.
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Thanks for saying
what we're all thinking.
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Sometimes, I feel like I don't belong
on my own campus.
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Right?
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They too busy patting themselves
on the back for letting us in.
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Hey, thanks for hanging out
during the show.
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You give me shit, but if I wasn't there
to talk about the McRib...
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Shit would get way too real
for a Monday morning.
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I got you, always.
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We chilling before Black Caucus?
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-I got plans.
-Hmm.
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Dick-related plans?
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Ain't nobody got time for no dick.
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Not even Reggie's?
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Shh.
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He's coming over here.
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Anyway, I gotta cut my footage
for doc class.
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Just text me
when you're going down.
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Hmm, how about you text me
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when you're done
going down, mm-kay?
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You...
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-What's up, Sam?
-Hey.
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'Sup, Reggie?
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So, uh, what you up to?
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Did you, uh...
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Mm-hmm.
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Twice.
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What?
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That's such an unfair advantage.
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What are you doing?
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Uh, crushing candy.
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-Right after?
-Mm-hmm.
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What level are you on?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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-Absolutely not.
-What?
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You're supposed to spread all this jelly,
you know.
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-Ew.
-It's not "ew."
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It's imperative to the game. Look.
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Come here. Okay.
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Look, this is why
you're still stuck on level 20.
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Yeah? Spreading this digital goo.
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This is one of the most pressing issues
of our time.
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Okay, you gonna give me
my phone back, though.
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What? No.
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-Gabe.
-What?
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Give me my phone back.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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-Give--
-No.
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-Gabe.
-No.
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You're so silly.
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Gabe?
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What? You want this?
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-You don't want it?
-Mnh-mnh.
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No?
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You think you're so slick.
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Okay, no, no, no, no.
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-No, no.
-What? What?
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Stop, you're gonna mess up my hair.
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-Huh?
-Like, more.
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Yeah, I am.
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I'm gonna mess up that hair
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like a light drizzle
on a much too humid day.
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Reggie wants you.
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Shit.
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I'm supposed to represent
for the BSU at this caucus.
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Reggie's a...
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Reggie's a cool guy.
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Yeah, except for
when he corners you
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with a "'Sup?"
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Or a "So..."
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Ellipses implied.
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You guys gonna talk about the party?
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What else?
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Man, it's just so fucked.
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You know I could, uh--
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I could come with.
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Oh.
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No, it's cool.
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It's, um...
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It's members only.
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So... you're a shark.
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That's cool. I get that.
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You know, you're always moving,
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and you only slow down to kill...
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Gabe, I know how analogies work.
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I guess what I'm saying is,
you know, it's, uh...
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You know,
romance in a place like this,
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it's been reduced to, like,
hooking up, you know?
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Mm, romance.
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It doesn't exist here.
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I want to be more than just a hot lay
for you, Sam.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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What CW show are we in?
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You know what I'm trying to say.
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You want more.
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Yeah.
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Oh. Um...
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I gotta go get a shower.
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So...
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Later, gator.
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Lionel Higgins, right?
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Um, yes.
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From the Winchester Independent.
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Covering this meeting.
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I just need someone
to give me the lay of the land.
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Sure.
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You did that article
about breaking up the party.
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Yeah.
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Why haven't we heard of you before?
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I'm not that notable.
270
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Something tells me that's not true.
271
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Well, generally speaking,
272
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Black Caucus is when
the different black student unions
273
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at Winchester get together
for a completely masturbatory
274
00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,720
and pointless pissing contest
under the guise of unity.
275
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Held during lunchtime
at Armstrong Parker once a month
276
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because nobody wants
to make room on their schedule.
277
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-And we already eat here.
-Is this off the record?
278
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You can quote us all you want.
279
00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:37,520
We got the Black Student Union,
headed by me,
280
00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:40,030
Winchester's first
and only relevant group
281
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fighting for black causes on campus.
282
00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,700
We got the African-American Student Union,
283
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or AASU, which basically does nothing
284
00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:49,580
and takes credit for the work of the BSU.
285
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,040
They claim mac and cheese Wednesdays,
286
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,540
but we made that shit happen.
287
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:53,540
Yes.
288
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,580
We got Black American Forum
or Black AF.
289
00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:58,460
Mostly mediocre slam poets.
290
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,460
They make hashtags and T-shirts.
291
00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,510
-And throw dope parties.
-Mm-hmm.
292
00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:03,880
-And then there's--
-CORE.
293
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The Coalition of Racial Equality.
294
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And the only group here invited to sit
295
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at the dean's quarterly student council.
296
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,100
Don't say "the dean"
like he's not your father.
297
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:15,190
-Hi, Lionel.
-Hi, Troy.
298
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I trust your story's portrayal
of these fine groups
299
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,650
will go unbiased.
300
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,940
You got it, Troy.
301
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:22,320
Some things never change.
302
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,570
Some things do.
303
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,280
Coco.
304
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,860
CORE's new treasurer.
305
00:13:26,950 --> 00:13:28,240
Real name: Colandrea.
306
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:32,450
C-o-l-a-n-d-r-e-a.
307
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:33,910
For accuracy.
308
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,130
Don't do it with that mess atop your head
you like to pass off as natural,
309
00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:40,340
held together by bobby pins and prayer?
310
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,880
-Lord.
-You want to go there?
311
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,550
With half of India's GDP atop your head?
312
00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:44,970
-Oh.
-They kinda got beef.
313
00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:47,720
-Picked that up.
-We have nothing, sweets.
314
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,140
I happen to find her viewpoints
315
00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,640
to be little more than self-serving,
316
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,560
blacker-than-thou propaganda.
317
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,060
Feel free to quote me, Lionel.
318
00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:56,770
Yo, fam, can we cut
the Love & Hip Hop auditions
319
00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:57,770
and get to it?
320
00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:59,230
Post-racial my ass.
321
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:00,650
Everyone said we were crying wolf,
322
00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,110
but this is our proof.
323
00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,230
A bunch of white kids dressing up like us?
324
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,280
I mean, this is some real shit.
325
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,360
Yeah, guys, you know what this is?
326
00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,990
-This is racism.
-What a revelation, Kelsey.
327
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,450
Somebody should write this down.
Paper boy, you got that?
328
00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,120
I thought this kind of thing
329
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,040
only happened in the '50s
or in BuzzFeed articles.
330
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,290
I don't feel safe.
331
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,040
I'd like to use this meeting
332
00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:25,260
to cull some thoughts that CORE
can actually take to the dean.
333
00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:26,880
What the hell's the Coalish gonna do?
334
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:28,760
Y'all should let the BSU take lead
335
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,050
because we've been fighting these issues
since jump.
336
00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,890
We need a march on campus, fam.
337
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:35,140
-#Sinchester.
-Uh-huh.
338
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,770
-#BlackFarceParty.
-Yeah, yeah.
339
00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:40,100
-#FuckThePolice!
-Uh-huh.
340
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,060
-Yeah.
-That one's evergreen.
341
00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:47,530
Damn straight. These kids amuse themselves
by wearing black bodies as costumes,
342
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,110
and we're the only ones upset?
343
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,280
We got to bust this campus wide open.
344
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:53,160
Yes, Brother Malcolm.
345
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,290
Ma-ma-se, ma-ma-sa, ma-ma-ku-sa.
346
00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,790
Just to play devs,
347
00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,620
all my white friends are talking about it.
348
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,420
-So all your friends?
-Yelling at people
349
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,000
who are already on our side
using hashtags and marches?
350
00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,500
Cathartic though it may be,
351
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:06,880
it just makes us look angry.
352
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,300
We are angry, Kelsey.
353
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:10,260
So the AASU proposes we do nothing.
354
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,680
That's not what she said.
355
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,970
Pastiche are the bad guys.
356
00:15:14,050 --> 00:15:15,970
-Let's go after them.
-For what?
357
00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,850
Their editor is Kurt Fletcher.
358
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:19,020
Son of the president.
359
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,650
Nothing is going to happen to him
or Pastiche.
360
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,110
You know, in the real world,
361
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,280
kids are getting shot by cops
for being black.
362
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,320
Voter rights are
still being suppressed.
363
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,110
Our criminal justice system
364
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,990
continues to propagate
a new Jim Crow.
365
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:34,320
This isn't about a college magazine.
366
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:36,370
This is about a movement.
367
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:39,710
We're surrounded by the future leaders
of this country,
368
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,750
and we finally got their ear.
369
00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,540
-So what do we want to say?
-About what now?
370
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:48,050
You just got tagged on this.
371
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,400
Miss Black Power over here
dating white boys.
372
00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:26,540
So...
373
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,340
what y'all talking 'bout?
374
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:30,670
Pussy.
375
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,920
Bitches.
376
00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:33,260
Sam, I was saying nothing,
377
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,680
because it is none of my business
378
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,140
what goes on behind your sheets.
379
00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,220
It's "between your sheets," Rashid.
380
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,560
I speak five languages.
381
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,060
You speak one, barely.
Do not correct my English.
382
00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:44,940
"Do not correct my English."
383
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,060
Sam...
384
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,530
I'm happy if you're happy.
385
00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:50,860
Okay?
386
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:58,830
What?
387
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,040
Nothing.
388
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,340
Talking shit behind my back?
389
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,130
You're fucking someone behind mine.
390
00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:15,550
He's my TA from doc class.
391
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,340
We went for drinks once
over the summer,
392
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,470
and you know there ain't shit to do
over the summer.
393
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,760
You know what?
394
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:23,350
I'm happy for you, Sam.
395
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:25,270
Don't do that, Jo. Not you.
396
00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:27,060
I have to unpack my best friend
397
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,690
having a secret bae.
398
00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:30,070
Secret or white?
399
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,780
Both.
400
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,650
You know I'm biracial, so technically--
401
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:34,950
Look, don't.
402
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:36,240
You're not Rashida Jones biracial.
403
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,740
You're Tracee Ellis Ross biracial.
404
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:39,160
People think of you as black.
405
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,120
This is why I didn't say shit.
406
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,120
No, you didn't say shit
because you stay talking
407
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,750
about how we can't give up
on our men.
408
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,330
Sam, we met in
the comments section
409
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:47,870
of that Medium article you wrote.
410
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,630
"Don't Fall in Love with Your Oppressor:
411
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:52,050
A Black Girl's Guide
to Love at Winchester."
412
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,590
That one got so many likes.
413
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:57,010
What's crazy is you got guys like Reggie
wanting to drink your bathwater.
414
00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:58,890
He's literally Dap from School Daze,
but darker,
415
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,760
and you pass him up for Mackle-less?
416
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:03,140
I thought I knew who I was.
417
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,850
I thought I knew what I wanted,
418
00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,810
but when I'm with him,
419
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:08,060
I don't know.
420
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:09,350
I...
421
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,320
It's like a respite from everything.
422
00:18:14,230 --> 00:18:15,650
We're goofy.
423
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,530
We reference obscure movies.
424
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,820
We watch Game of Thrones.
425
00:18:18,910 --> 00:18:20,370
That shit with dragons set in the world
426
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:22,280
where no one's black except the slaves?
427
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,660
I've tried to break it off before,
428
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:25,160
but he sends one text,
429
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,460
and I can't help but smile all day long.
430
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,920
You hate smiling.
431
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,880
So this is a thing?
432
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,770
Yeah, this is a thing.
433
00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:53,150
He looks like the white dude
434
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:54,570
in the picture that
comes with the frame.
435
00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,070
He does.
436
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:03,410
Fuck.
437
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:04,740
What you got?
438
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,450
It's just something I gotta handle.
439
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,710
So when are we gonna meet him?
440
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,790
Mm...
441
00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:18,630
She's not afraid of the truth.
442
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:19,880
Why are you?
443
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,000
Miss White, please take a seat.
444
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,510
So many showed.
445
00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:08,810
Hey.
446
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,690
Don't want to bug,
but I know you forget to eat.
447
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:16,020
Holy shit.
448
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:18,480
Is this the party?
449
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:24,870
You okay?
450
00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,080
"Hate it when bae leaves"?
451
00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:37,290
Uh, yeah, I know.
452
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:39,000
But, you know, uh, in my defense,
453
00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:42,130
the use of "bae" was purely ironic.
454
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:45,470
You didn't think to ask
455
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,010
before you posted that?
456
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,060
Uh...
457
00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,520
Um, I'm sorry.
458
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,480
Are you embarrassed?
459
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,390
Gabe...
460
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:59,650
the best part of us
is that it was just us.
461
00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,650
Now I feel like I've got
the entire Black Caucus
462
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:02,780
in my bedroom.
463
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,400
Could be kinda hot.
464
00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:06,240
Oh, okay.
465
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,910
-You're joking.
-I'm only a Millennial on paper.
466
00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:11,500
I didn't realize that
an Instagram post
467
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,040
was a relationship stage
to be navigated.
468
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,500
-Well, it is.
-Okay.
469
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,540
We can go slow.
470
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:23,260
I just want to go somewhere.
471
00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:30,760
Don't.
472
00:21:30,850 --> 00:21:32,220
I don't know
what you're talking about.
473
00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:33,980
Don't Gosling-eye me.
474
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,060
Who, this guy?
475
00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:39,770
What are you doing tomorrow night?
476
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:43,320
What do you got?
477
00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:47,360
What are you wearing?
478
00:21:47,450 --> 00:21:49,570
What are you talking about?
We're gonna watch a TV show.
479
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:52,080
Not just a TV show.
480
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,250
Defamation Wednesdays
are the epicenter
481
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:55,580
of black college life.
482
00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:56,830
Okay.
483
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,960
-Don't you have some Js?
-Oh.
484
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,170
Wait, are you trying to My Fair Lady me
for your black friends?
485
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:03,170
A little.
486
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:06,840
Oh, so in this instance,
you want me to appropriate your culture.
487
00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:09,510
No, I--
488
00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:11,390
Mm.
489
00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:12,760
-That's--
-Coming?
490
00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:17,230
Oh, God. Since when do you
even wear sweatpants?
491
00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:18,650
I wear them all the time.
492
00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:20,610
You're always taking 'em off of me.
493
00:22:25,070 --> 00:22:27,360
Well, shit, Sam,
if I knew you liked 'em light,
494
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:28,610
I woulda hollered.
495
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,410
Hey, I'm Gabe.
496
00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:35,830
Joelle.
497
00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,420
You listen to me,
498
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,210
and you listen very carefully.
499
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,670
Yes!
500
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,010
Yes, coat. And the boots.
501
00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:51,850
You do not own me.
502
00:22:51,930 --> 00:22:54,100
I am not your property.
You do not look.
503
00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:56,430
You do not touch.
You do not grope.
504
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,390
And you definitely
do not pinch my ass
505
00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,980
at the White House
Correspondents' Dinner.
506
00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:01,690
Yes!
507
00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:03,440
He's cheating.
508
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,070
Well, you don't seem to mind
any other time.
509
00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:07,320
There were cameras there.
510
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,320
Roland Martin was
a mere two feet away,
511
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,530
and we all know how he loves
to blast people on Twitter.
512
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:14,620
I'm still in therapy
from the last time I was trending.
513
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,410
-But I'm in love with you.
-You better tell him.
514
00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:18,790
Mm-hmm.
515
00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:20,830
You are the leader of the free world.
516
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,750
You don't get to fall in love.
517
00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:24,790
And what about you?
518
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,960
I'm in love with my job,
519
00:23:27,050 --> 00:23:28,970
which is to get
little bitch babies like you
520
00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:30,630
to act like grown-ass men
521
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,720
when the world needs
them to do their job.
522
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,510
That's my girl.
523
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,310
'Cause she gotta say
something to him, right?
524
00:23:36,390 --> 00:23:38,980
-I mean...
-Well, I've got a job for you.
525
00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,730
Blow me.
526
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,980
Right here in the Oval Office.
527
00:23:43,060 --> 00:23:44,360
On that eagle!
528
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,110
Oh, hell no.
529
00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:52,280
Yes, Mr. President.
530
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:53,530
-No!
-Oh!
531
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,620
What?
532
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,830
Are you serious?
533
00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:58,790
I pledge allegiance to your cock.
534
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:02,120
-Wow. Wow. Wow.
-She nasty.
535
00:24:05,670 --> 00:24:06,590
Daddy?
536
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,590
-I can't.
-Okay, wait, wait.
537
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,300
-So who is that?
-That's her father.
538
00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:17,010
Well, actually a clone of her father
539
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,560
who works undercover for the CIA
540
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,730
after her real father's untimely death.
541
00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:22,060
Provided the perfect cover.
542
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,520
That's a little, uh--
543
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,770
that's a little far-fetched.
544
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,520
Does every American show
revolve around
545
00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:29,530
fellatio-related cliffhangers?
546
00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:31,440
Hey, it's in our Constitution.
547
00:24:31,530 --> 00:24:33,490
Black lives are degraded
without regard,
548
00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:35,450
and we in here watching TV.
549
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,950
This is how the revolution dies.
550
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,870
Hey, I was thinking
551
00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:42,460
we should have a sit-in.
552
00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:43,710
Maybe in Bechet's dining hall?
553
00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:45,420
Where the white legacy kids live?
554
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,710
Exactly.
555
00:24:46,790 --> 00:24:50,960
Engage the part of the student body
that has the luxury of ignoring us.
556
00:24:51,050 --> 00:24:54,300
Not everything we do has to be
geared toward white people, Sam.
557
00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:57,140
Hey, is this about the party?
558
00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:58,680
Nah.
559
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,640
We planning to protest the library.
560
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,230
Too many books in that motherfucker.
561
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:07,270
You know, in 2017,
562
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,770
I can't believe something like this
could happen.
563
00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:11,280
Really? 'Cause I can.
564
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,030
I mean, it's almost like
you and I attend
565
00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:14,610
two totally separate schools.
566
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:16,490
Hey, man, I'm just as pissed off
as you are.
567
00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:18,410
-Not possible.
-No, uh--
568
00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:20,540
Look, that's not what I meant.
569
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,160
Bro, just because you got a black chick
on your arm
570
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:25,580
doesn't mean you get
to Miley Cyrus our pain, a'ight?
571
00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:27,290
Reggie. Chill.
572
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:29,130
No, no, no. No, no, look.
573
00:25:29,710 --> 00:25:32,800
You're absolutely right.
I have no idea how you feel.
574
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,050
But I want to.
575
00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,180
Look, I'm Gabe.
576
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,640
Why are you even here?
577
00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:39,930
What are you gonna do, hit me?
578
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,430
It might surprise you,
579
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,900
but I don't use my fists
to solve problems.
580
00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:49,860
Hit you?
581
00:25:50,770 --> 00:25:53,650
Nigga, I should hit you
for thinking that I would hit you.
582
00:26:03,330 --> 00:26:04,540
You know what?
583
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,330
It's not worth it.
584
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:10,590
Ga--
585
00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:15,760
Sam... I'm sorry.
586
00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:17,760
Everything that's going--Sam.
587
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,890
-Sam, you okay?
-Turn it up.
588
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:22,010
Daddy?
589
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:24,520
But I buried you on Tuesday.
590
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,480
Holla if you need me, girl!
591
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,980
Ooh, shit!
592
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,860
Hey, are you all right?
593
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,900
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm sorry to embarrass you
in front of all your friends.
594
00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:40,240
Oh, so you felt like the odd man out
for two minutes.
595
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,200
Guess what. I feel like that
every day on this campus.
596
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,500
Yes, society sucks,
597
00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:47,040
but I would never let my friends
598
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:49,420
make you feel you didn't belong
in my world.
599
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,880
Oh, and don't worry.
I'm gonna delete the post.
600
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,970
Sam?
601
00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:06,560
Can we talk?
602
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,480
Wait, you hacked
into Dean Fairbanks' computer?
603
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,020
That's a thing that can happen?
604
00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:14,650
Some CS major
ran a redirected shell script,
605
00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:16,110
analyzed the active network interface,
606
00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:18,070
and routed...
607
00:27:18,150 --> 00:27:19,700
Yes, it's a thing that can happen.
608
00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:21,990
What's this got to do with me?
609
00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:23,320
Sam...
610
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,870
we have hard evidence
611
00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:30,250
that someone broke
into Pastiche's Facebook account
612
00:27:30,330 --> 00:27:31,960
and sent out an invite
613
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,920
for the blackface party.
614
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,750
Shit.
615
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,300
My editor wants to run with the story
as soon as possible,
616
00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:39,260
but...
617
00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:44,260
if someone else breaks it
before we do...
618
00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:46,810
You know?
619
00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:49,350
You'd ruin your own scoop?
620
00:27:49,430 --> 00:27:50,890
I guess I just don't like the idea
621
00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:52,730
of telling someone else's truth.
622
00:27:56,770 --> 00:27:59,690
♪ I've got a one-way ticket ♪
623
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:02,410
♪ It's gonna take me out of here--♪
624
00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:05,160
♪ Ooh, I'm black, and I'm proud ♪
625
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,830
♪ I'm black, they can't keep me down ♪
626
00:28:06,910 --> 00:28:08,160
♪ I'm black in black with a smile ♪
627
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,790
♪ A black Beemer to match ♪
628
00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:11,500
♪ Two Afro puffs in the back... ♪
629
00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,500
Sam! I'm so glad you're here.
630
00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:17,050
I just need you
to leave immediately.
631
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:19,630
What are you talking about?
What's she doing here?
632
00:28:19,710 --> 00:28:21,930
Listen, I'm just filling your time slot
with Dear Abigail
633
00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:23,840
until this whole blackface controversy
blows over.
634
00:28:23,930 --> 00:28:25,390
Dear Abigail?
635
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,100
I'm getting complaints from all over.
636
00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,720
I've had trolls since day one.
637
00:28:28,810 --> 00:28:30,390
Okay, people just don't get
638
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,140
how you can have a show
called Dear White People
639
00:28:32,230 --> 00:28:34,480
and then complain about a party
called Dear Black People.
640
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,310
If I hear "reverse racism" one more time--
641
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,320
Reverse racism?
642
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,110
-Really?
-Yeah.
643
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,610
I get it.
644
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:46,120
-You were just doing your job.
-Thank you.
645
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,370
Well, would you mind if I read some
of the complaints?
646
00:28:48,450 --> 00:28:50,250
Sure, yeah, yeah. Come to my office.
647
00:28:50,330 --> 00:28:53,500
I could not believe there's
so many racists on this campus.
648
00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:54,920
The more you know, right?
649
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,090
I guess you know.
You must get this all the time.
650
00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,840
-Hey, hey!
-...a very bad roommate
651
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,130
my freshman year.
652
00:29:01,210 --> 00:29:03,630
-You? Out.
-Okay.
653
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,050
-Yeah, excuse me.
-Okay.
654
00:29:05,130 --> 00:29:06,180
Sorry.
655
00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:15,400
Dear white people, wow.
656
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,150
Y'all really trying it.
657
00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:21,780
I get that being reduced
to a race-based generalization
658
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:26,360
is a new and devastating experience
for some of you,
659
00:29:26,450 --> 00:29:27,870
but here's the difference.
660
00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:30,790
My jokes don't incarcerate your youth
661
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:32,620
at alarming rates
662
00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,210
or make it unsafe for you
663
00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:37,250
to walk around
your own neighborhoods.
664
00:29:37,330 --> 00:29:39,290
But yours do.
665
00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:42,420
When you mock or belittle us,
666
00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:44,760
you enforce an existing system.
667
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,140
Cops everywhere
staring down the barrel of a gun
668
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:50,560
at a black man
669
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,430
don't see a human being.
670
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,890
They see a caricature...
671
00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,520
a thug...
672
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,560
a nigger.
673
00:29:58,650 --> 00:30:01,020
A nigger. A nigger.
674
00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:03,900
So... nah!
675
00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:05,320
You don't get to show up
676
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,030
in a Halloween
costume version of us
677
00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:11,200
and claim irony or ignorance,
678
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,700
not anymore.
679
00:30:16,710 --> 00:30:18,080
Before this party...
680
00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:20,540
a POC on this campus
681
00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:22,960
couldn't even think
the word "racism"
682
00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:26,220
without being accused
of crying wolf.
683
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:27,800
But just like it took
684
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,430
a Sandra Bland,
685
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:33,310
a Trayvon Martin,
686
00:30:33,390 --> 00:30:35,850
and a Philando Castile
687
00:30:35,930 --> 00:30:37,560
to wake some folks up,
688
00:30:38,690 --> 00:30:40,310
this party is what it took
689
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,360
to wake this campus up.
690
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,440
Look.
691
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:51,910
I sent the invite.
692
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,580
I wrote it.
693
00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:58,500
Broke into Pastiche's account
and sent it.
694
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:00,880
It was fascinating to see
695
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,590
what was lurking beneath the surface
696
00:31:02,670 --> 00:31:04,250
when you were given
an excuse to suspend
697
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:07,090
your polite, passive liberalism.
698
00:31:08,010 --> 00:31:11,140
I considered it
a sociological experiment.
699
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:12,600
And guess what.
700
00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:15,060
You proved my point.
701
00:31:16,350 --> 00:31:19,640
Winchester, we got a problem.
702
00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:25,190
Oh, one more thing.
703
00:31:25,270 --> 00:31:26,980
To Gabe Mitchell,
704
00:31:27,780 --> 00:31:29,200
I'm sorry.
705
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,910
Please forgive me.
706
00:31:32,070 --> 00:31:34,410
#HateItWhen bae's mad.
707
00:31:35,830 --> 00:31:38,870
I should say that to my roommate?
708
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,250
All she did was leave a wet towel
on my bed.
709
00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:44,960
You know, I'll try it.
710
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,840
Thanks, Abigail.
711
00:32:01,690 --> 00:32:03,600
♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪
712
00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,980
♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪
713
00:32:06,070 --> 00:32:07,940
♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪
714
00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:09,860
♪ That's how He works ♪
715
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,490
♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪
716
00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:14,740
♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪
717
00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:16,830
♪ That's how the good Lord works ♪
718
00:32:16,910 --> 00:32:18,410
♪ That's how He works ♪
719
00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:23,710
♪ We must not question the good Lord ♪
720
00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:27,920
♪ Have faith in God and trust His word ♪
721
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,510
♪ We don't know how
We don't know when ♪
722
00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:36,760
♪ To see His day, we shall stand ♪
723
00:32:36,850 --> 00:32:41,850
♪ We must not question the good Lord ♪
724
00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:45,940
♪ Have faith in God and trust His word ♪
725
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:49,030
♪ We don't know how
We don't know when ♪
726
00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:55,030
♪ To see His day, we shall stand ♪