Taskmaster - Fifth Season English Subtitles
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Overview:
Five comedians are set tasks challenging their creativity and wit. The tasks are supervised by Alex Horne but the Taskmaster, Greg Davies, always has the final word.
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Taskmaster - Complete Fifth Season
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I think these came from Channel 4. Someone may have removed the colored dialogue markers, I've only machine cleaned it so far, the HI removal might have removed some things it shouldn't have. If so, an updated edit will eventually follow.
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1 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,320 Hello! 2 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,840 I'm Greg Davies and a very warm welcome to the fifth series of Taskmaster. 3 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,170 We have five new comedians waiting in the wings, 4 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:44,510 all with wildly different skill sets and numbers of fans. 5 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:46,130 Across the... 6 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,450 Didn't write it, didn't write it. 7 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,480 Across the next eight episodes, 8 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,610 they will learn to accept their many mistakes, 9 00:00:53,610 --> 00:00:56,330 to live with excruciating embarrassment,
1 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:36,860 Hello, my name's Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. 2 00:00:36,860 --> 00:00:37,660 Welcome. 3 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:41,440 Over the past few months, five comedians, all with enormous potential, 4 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,220 have been competing in a series of ridiculous tasks. 5 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:47,480 And it's here that they've come to watch their trial unfold. 6 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,530 I say trial because this is basically a courtroom, 7 00:00:50,530 --> 00:00:52,440 with me as the judge and jury. 8 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:56,130 And like in any courtroom, I will judge their actions most severely, 9 00:00:56,130 --> 00:00:58,480
1 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:34,150 Hello! 2 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:36,750 Hello, thank you, and welcome to Taskmaster, 3 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:39,910 with me, your host and trophy model, Greg Davies. 4 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:41,200 The premise is simple. 5 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,280 Comedians tackle tasks, I give them points depending on how well I think they did, 6 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,950 and we all laugh at them. 7 00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:51,020 At the end of the final episode, the person with the most points will win this 8 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:56,550 oooohhh-so-beautiful trophy. 9 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:58,280 Mmm, it's OK, it's not too bad.
1 00:00:32,130 --> 00:00:34,370 Hello! Hello again. 2 00:00:34,370 --> 00:00:36,710 And hello, welcome to Taskmaster. 3 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:39,970 I'm Greg Davies, and this, as I've just said, is Taskmaster. 4 00:00:39,970 --> 00:00:44,280 At the end of today's episode, we'll have reached the halfway point in the series. 5 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,130 Before we know it, a glorious winner will be holding this... 6 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:51,400 lovely trophy high above their head, 7 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:55,410 weeping uncontrollably with massive tears of giddy joy. 8 00:00:55,410 --> 00:00:59,000 So, let's amble towards that pitiful eventuality 9 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,220
1 00:00:32,110 --> 00:00:34,550 Hello, I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. 2 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:36,080 Thanks for having us in your lives. 3 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:39,240 It's episode five of series five, and there are five contestants, 4 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,510 each waiting to battle it out for a maximum of five points 5 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:45,530 in the five tasks we've scheduled for tonight's competition. 6 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:46,995 Coincidence? 7 00:00:46,995 --> 00:00:49,130 Yeah, it is coincidence. 8 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:53,020 Let's meet the people with a rampant desire to take home this... 9 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:55,100
1 00:00:32,220 --> 00:00:33,680 Hello! 2 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:37,460 I am Greg Davies. Welcome, my friends, to Taskmaster. 3 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:39,730 Now, I'm not a vain man, quite the contrary. 4 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:43,040 I'm a man renowned for almost inhuman levels of humility. 5 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:44,710 But I don't blame the contestants' 6 00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:47,040 desperation to win this trophy because... 7 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,000 this is the single most important and beautiful 8 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,110 award since the beginning of time. 9 00:00:52,110 --> 00:00:53,280 But who will win it?
1 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:37,040 Thank you for the clapping. I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. 2 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:40,310 It's the semi-final, which means our five contestants are 3 00:00:40,310 --> 00:00:43,200 running out of time to win crucial Taskmaster points. 4 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,970 Points that could change their lives forever. 5 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:48,220 Whoever wins this series is guaranteed immortality 6 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:51,170 through the title of series champion of Taskmaster. 7 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:55,260 So let's meet the people still clinging on to the hope of winning this... 8 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:57,660 almighty cranium. 9
1 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,865 Thank you. 2 00:00:35,865 --> 00:00:37,570 I'm Greg Davies. 3 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:41,660 Welcome to the Taskmaster series five grand final! 4 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,570 Now then, all good things must come to an end, 5 00:00:47,570 --> 00:00:50,075 but good things also come to those that wait. 6 00:00:50,075 --> 00:00:52,330 Yet time waits for no man, 7 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:54,570 and let's not forget, no man is an island, 8 00:00:54,570 --> 00:00:56,040 many hands make light work, 9 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,240 yet too many cooks spoil the broth.
