Snagglepuss - First Season English Subtitles

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[instrumental music]

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(male #1)
'Hey, it looks like
we're in trouble.'

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Now where are we
gonna run the tracks?

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That mountain's in the way.

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You're right. I guess
we'll have to dig a tunnel.

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Say, look. There's a ready-made
tunnel right over there.

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(male #2)
'You mean the one
with the door in it?'

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Yeah, yeah! Why not?

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[instrumental music]

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(Barker)
'Hurry! Hurry!'

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'Who's next
to tame the lion?'

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Three shots for a dime!

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Take careful aim
and tame the lion!

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What could he possibly
whatsoever mean

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by "Tame the lion?"

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I took this job
on a trial basis.

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Temporary, even.

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[instrumental music]

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[instrumental music]

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Ah, 'tis spring again.

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The bird is on the wing.

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Or is it...
the wing is on the bird?

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No matter.

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In the spring,
a young man's fancy..

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[music continues]

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...lightly turns
to thoughts of this and that.

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[theme music]

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"Loophole Mesa. One mile.

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'"Warning, judges
and other legal type hombres'

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'keep out!
Singed Fowler Means."'

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Hmm. It's probably
some sorta joke.

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Be you the circuit judge
a-comin' to preside

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at the trial of Fowler Means,
the bank bandit? Be ya?

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I am. Why?

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Ya mean ya was.Now git!

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[theme music]

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Cyril D. Snagglepuss

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having completed
a course in romantic poetry

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at this college of the king

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'I present thee
with this diploma.'

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Oh, happy day
that I might help lovers

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with my rhymin' folderol.

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Exit, rhymin' all the way,
stage left.

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"Cyril D. Snagglepuss,
P.F.F.L.

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[theme music]

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[instrumental music]

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Fellow members
of the Adventurer's Club

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by Gadfrey,
I think I've found a way

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to capture Snagglepuss
at long last.

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[all laughing]

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(male #1)
That's a good one!

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Oh, come now, major,
you must be joshing.

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I say, you've always come out

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[theme music]

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"The South Seas
are calling you

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to spend a glorious
sun-filled vacation."

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Neath the swaying palms,
kissed by the gentle trade winds

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nuzzled even.

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Oh, ignoble fate,
which doth shrink my purse

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and swallowed my desires.

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In other words,
I got a champagne taste

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with a soda pop bank account.

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[theme music]

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(male #1)
'Attention, please.'

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[clears throat]
'Major Minor'

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'this is a most unhappy duty'

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I must perform
for the Adventurer's Club.

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Since you have repeatedly failed
to capture Snagglepuss

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we are forced to drum you out
of the Adventurer's Club.

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First, I'll divest you
of your wildebeest whistle.

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[theme music]

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* Oh I live alone and like it *

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* Because a bachelor's life's
the best **

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Ah, cometh the mailman
with mail even.

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"Dear Snagglepuss

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"I'm arriving soon
to spend the summer.

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'"PS, that's all.'

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"I'm spending the summer.

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Your twin brother,
Snaggletooth."

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[theme music]

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thud thud

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My royal appetite
craves some cheese

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and in a royal hurry!

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One royal cheese
coming up, Your Majesty.

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And here it is.

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Ah, my royal favorite
any cheese.

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Bless my royal appetite!

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sniff sniff sniff

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[theme music]

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[ship horn honking]

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By Jove, it will be
jolly old good

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to see jolly old England again.

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You're so right.
Jolly old England.

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Land of the immortal bard.

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'Shakespeare, even.'

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By George!
Aren't you a beastly lion?

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Indubitably.

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[theme music]

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"Fifteen dollars reward
for capture of Snagglepuss.

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'"Wanted for attempted
sheep stealing.'

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'Description, not too bright."'

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Not too bright?

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Where do they get that stuff?

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Why, I was so bright,
my mother called me sunny.

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Let's see how bright they are

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when they look for a lion
with a big black mustache.