Hit-Monkey - First Season English Subtitles
Series Info:
Overview:
It tells the tale of a wronged Japanese snow monkey, mentored by the ghost of an American assassin, as he cuts a wide swath through the Tokyo underworld.
Release Name:
Marvels Hit Monkey S01 Complete WEB (Non-Hi)
Release Info:
ARMINEBR's files collected into a single download for convenience.
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1 00:00:19,792 --> 00:00:21,893 - Go! Go! Go! - Go, go, go, go, go! 2 00:00:21,917 --> 00:00:23,393 - What was that? - Down! Get down! 3 00:00:28,792 --> 00:00:30,208 Move! Move! He's coming! 4 00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:32,643 What the hell was that? 5 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:35,792 Get me out of here! 6 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,476 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 7 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,417 Protect me, you idiot. 8 00:00:51,042 --> 00:00:52,750 In the fire escape. Do you see it? 9 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:57,893 Get down... 10 00:00:57,917 --> 00:00:58,852
1 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:26,934 Where are the rest? 2 00:00:26,958 --> 00:00:29,934 There was no one else, sir. He was the only one who survived. 3 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:32,768 There were two dozen elite soldiers on that mountain! 4 00:00:32,792 --> 00:00:35,393 This wounded lump of shit is all that's left? 5 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:41,042 Mon-key! 6 00:00:45,417 --> 00:00:46,934 What the hell does that mean? 7 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:49,351 I don't know. He's been saying it since we found him. 8 00:00:49,375 --> 00:00:51,518 - We think that's who attacked him. A monkey. 9 00:00:51,542 --> 00:00:53,393 Monkeys don't shoot guns!
1 00:00:43,917 --> 00:00:46,101 I mean, sure, watching a head explode is cool. 2 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:48,226 But the real pros aim for the spine. 3 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:49,768 That's what holds everything together, you know. 4 00:00:49,792 --> 00:00:51,268 You shoot out that cord, 5 00:00:51,292 --> 00:00:52,726 it's like cutting the strings to a marionette. 6 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,601 The body just goes whoomp, limp. 7 00:00:55,501 --> 00:00:57,184 Okay, come on. What are we doing here? 8 00:00:57,208 --> 00:00:58,601 Let's get your furry little head out of the clouds 9 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,226 and let's go figure out
1 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,143 Huh. 2 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:24,434 Well, this is the address. 3 00:00:25,043 --> 00:00:27,018 I mean, I was expecting a strip mall situation, 4 00:00:27,042 --> 00:00:28,601 maybe a home office. 5 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:31,934 That's usually where you find a guy called "The Accountant." 6 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:34,958 But no! Guess we're breaking into a prison today! 7 00:00:35,292 --> 00:00:37,184 And we're not even gonna get to do all the fun stuff 8 00:00:37,208 --> 00:00:39,208 that usually winds up leading to prison. 9 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,542 What do we even call this?
1 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:20,559 This cannot stand! 2 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:22,792 This monkey is a menace. 3 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:28,476 He put my poor nephew in the hospital twice! 4 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:29,435 Look at him, 5 00:00:29,459 --> 00:00:31,518 he used to be a real ladies' man 6 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:33,476 and now he's useless. 7 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:34,643 Hey. 8 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:35,851 Shut up, Manzo! 9 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:37,934 We need to band together, 10 00:00:37,958 --> 00:00:40,351 protect ourselves
1 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:44,292 Oh my god. 2 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:27,726 The war between the Yokahama and Ozu campaigns continues, 3 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:31,268 with the Yokahama camp now openly accusing Counselor Ozu 4 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:34,375 of being connected to the assassination of Ken Takahara. 5 00:01:34,792 --> 00:01:35,644 Hey. 6 00:01:35,668 --> 00:01:37,059 I was watching that. 7 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:39,809 You know, I can't remember the last day I had off. 8 00:01:40,584 --> 00:01:41,917 Jesus. 9 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:45,309 How'd we go from killing people to being in a yogurt commercial?
1 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:24,292 Good morning! 2 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:28,167 Who wants breakfast? 3 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:31,393 Hi. Hi! 4 00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:33,000 Oh, who's hungry? 5 00:00:37,292 --> 00:00:40,375 Hi, hi. 6 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:48,518 Morning, troops! Breakfast ti... 7 00:00:48,542 --> 00:00:51,250 Ah! 8 00:01:18,792 --> 00:01:21,434 Look, the list is absurd, okay. 9 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:25,059 It started with a, um, a psychotic Fish Lady 10
1 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:37,375 Huh? 2 00:03:56,917 --> 00:03:59,143 Yeah, yeah, keep giving me that smug look. 3 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:03,976 I'm the one who abandons people! Me! 4 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,893 Me, me, me, me! That's my thing! 5 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:07,375 You can't just steal it! 6 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:08,060 Ohh! 7 00:04:08,084 --> 00:04:09,518 Oh, thank god. 8 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:11,101 Oh, thank you, god! 9 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:11,852 Oh my god. 10
1 00:00:19,417 --> 00:00:23,500 Honor! Tradition! Values! 2 00:00:24,875 --> 00:00:28,125 Don't forget to vote tomorrow, my friends! 3 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:31,726 The future of Japan depends on it! 4 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,309 Stop that monkey! 5 00:00:44,542 --> 00:00:46,768 The monkey's headed towards Yoyogi Park. 6 00:00:46,792 --> 00:00:47,792 Send backup. 7 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:55,809 You're a Halloween costume now? 8 00:00:57,167 --> 00:00:58,167 Hey, no bullshit. 9 00:00:58,500 --> 00:00:59,583 Old Bryce 10 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:01,893
1 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:27,144 Okay, 2 00:00:27,168 --> 00:00:29,851 all we gotta to do is get through the entire Tokyo Police Department, 3 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:32,476 the Japanese Secret Service, and a bunch of Special Forces dudes. 4 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,643 Oh, right, right, right. Without killing any of them. Yeah. 5 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:39,018 Then we gotta fight our way through a couple insane Japanese superheroes. 6 00:00:39,709 --> 00:00:41,476 No, I know, who aren't our enemies. Yep. 7 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,184 Then we gotta get to the top of the tallest, 8 00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:45,393 most heavily defended building in Tokyo, 9 00:00:45,417 --> 00:00:48,893
