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1 | 00:00:00,877 | 00:00:02,503 | Previously on Z Nation | Previously on Z Nation |
2 | 00:00:02,544 | 00:00:04,963 | Made it myself. I call it the Z Whacker. | Made it myself. I call it the Z Whacker. |
3 | 00:00:05,004 | 00:00:06,298 | Hey, I think I know those dudes. | Hey, I think I know those dudes. |
4 | 00:00:06,339 | 00:00:07,549 | Oh my God. Is that... | Oh my God. Is that... |
5 | 00:00:07,591 | 00:00:08,300 | Doc! | Doc! |
6 | 00:00:08,342 | 00:00:09,801 | Well I'll be damned! | Well I'll be damned! |
7 | 00:00:09,843 | 00:00:11,137 | Sketchy and Skeezy? | Sketchy and Skeezy? |
8 | 00:00:11,178 | 00:00:12,804 | Where the hell'd you find all that stuff? | Where the hell'd you find all that stuff? |
9 | 00:00:12,846 | 00:00:14,890 | Oh yeah, we stayed in Memphis for a bit. | Oh yeah, we stayed in Memphis for a bit. |
10 | 00:00:15,015 | 00:00:17,309 | Happened by a little bitty place. Maybe you've heard of it. | Happened by a little bitty place. Maybe you've heard of it. |
11 | 00:00:17,352 | 00:00:19,062 | Former home of the King. | Former home of the King. |
12 | 00:00:19,103 | 00:00:20,355 | You looted Graceland? | You looted Graceland? |
13 | 00:00:20,396 | 00:00:21,856 | We cleaned the place out! | We cleaned the place out! |
14 | 00:00:21,897 | 00:00:23,147 | So the way I see it, | So the way I see it, |
15 | 00:00:23,190 | 00:00:23,899 | We got to split up. | We got to split up. |
16 | 00:00:23,942 | 00:00:26,027 | Oh man. I hate when we split up. | Oh man. I hate when we split up. |
17 | 00:00:26,068 | 00:00:29,196 | I get it. But we've got to get to Lucy before Murphy does. | I get it. But we've got to get to Lucy before Murphy does. |
18 | 00:01:12,989 | 00:01:14,908 | Come on, Doc. Let me trim your beard. | Come on, Doc. Let me trim your beard. |
19 | 00:01:14,950 | 00:01:17,870 | Will you stop already? You're giving me a complex. | Will you stop already? You're giving me a complex. |
20 | 00:01:17,912 | 00:01:19,787 | You know sometimes your eyebrows look like furry caterpillars. | You know sometimes your eyebrows look like furry caterpillars. |
21 | 00:01:19,829 | 00:01:21,748 | But do I say anything? No. | But do I say anything? No. |
22 | 00:01:21,792 | 00:01:25,420 | 10K always trims mine. And I always trim his. | 10K always trims mine. And I always trim his. |
23 | 00:01:26,253 | 00:01:28,757 | That is too disturbing to even think about right now. | That is too disturbing to even think about right now. |
24 | 00:01:28,798 | 00:01:30,799 | You know, if a man can't let himself go | You know, if a man can't let himself go |
25 | 00:01:30,841 | 00:01:34,302 | during a zombie apocalypse, then what's the point of having one? | during a zombie apocalypse, then what's the point of having one? |
26 | 00:01:34,344 | 00:01:36,807 | One word. Enders. | One word. Enders. |
27 | 00:01:36,847 | 00:01:38,891 | One day you stop doing your eyebrows. | One day you stop doing your eyebrows. |
28 | 00:01:38,933 | 00:01:41,393 | The next, you're just hair and lice. | The next, you're just hair and lice. |
29 | 00:01:41,435 | 00:01:43,730 | And you're held together by a loincloth. | And you're held together by a loincloth. |
30 | 00:01:43,772 | 00:01:45,272 | Thanks for the visual. | Thanks for the visual. |
31 | 00:01:45,314 | 00:01:48,817 | Hi-ya. It's Kaya in the Sky-a. | Hi-ya. It's Kaya in the Sky-a. |
32 | 00:01:48,859 | 00:01:52,447 | Spinning hits from the 2000s, 1990s, 1890s. | Spinning hits from the 2000s, 1990s, 1890s. |
33 | 00:01:52,487 | 00:01:54,114 | Basically whatever I want. | Basically whatever I want. |
34 | 00:01:54,156 | 00:01:56,658 | Here's another one for Operation Bite Mark. | Here's another one for Operation Bite Mark. |
35 | 00:01:56,700 | 00:01:57,784 | Wherever you are. | Wherever you are. |
36 | 00:01:57,826 | 00:01:59,162 | We gotta find a transmitter | We gotta find a transmitter |
37 | 00:01:59,203 | 00:02:00,912 | and get in touch with CZ and his friend. | and get in touch with CZ and his friend. |
38 | 00:02:00,954 | 00:02:02,290 | Let him know what the plan is. | Let him know what the plan is. |
39 | 00:02:02,331 | 00:02:04,167 | Yeah, and somebody needs to tell miss Kaya | Yeah, and somebody needs to tell miss Kaya |
40 | 00:02:04,207 | 00:02:07,920 | to play some Jimi Hendrix and Bob Dylan and Hank Williams Jr. | to play some Jimi Hendrix and Bob Dylan and Hank Williams Jr. |
41 | 00:02:07,962 | 00:02:10,923 | Well, I think the Murphy Mobile has done bit the dust. | Well, I think the Murphy Mobile has done bit the dust. |
42 | 00:02:10,965 | 00:02:14,592 | It is beyond my capabilities as a doctor to save. | It is beyond my capabilities as a doctor to save. |
43 | 00:02:14,634 | 00:02:16,469 | I wish Warren was here. | I wish Warren was here. |
44 | 00:02:16,512 | 00:02:18,305 | I wish everybody was here. | I wish everybody was here. |
45 | 00:02:21,224 | 00:02:22,352 | Do you hear that? | Do you hear that? |
46 | 00:02:22,393 | 00:02:23,687 | Addy, I'm an old man. | Addy, I'm an old man. |
47 | 00:02:23,728 | 00:02:26,771 | I've been shooting a lot of guns. I don't hear shit. | I've been shooting a lot of guns. I don't hear shit. |
48 | 00:02:28,525 | 00:02:31,443 | But I do hear that. | But I do hear that. |
49 | 00:02:46,167 | 00:02:47,710 | Good sign? Bad sign? | Good sign? Bad sign? |
50 | 00:02:47,752 | 00:02:49,336 | Be ready for anything. | Be ready for anything. |
51 | 00:02:50,879 | 00:02:54,508 | Well who is this? The President of the Apocalypse? | Well who is this? The President of the Apocalypse? |
52 | 00:02:56,051 | 00:02:59,805 | Hello, friends. Trouble on the highway of life? | Hello, friends. Trouble on the highway of life? |
53 | 00:02:59,847 | 00:03:02,516 | Wait a minute. I know that voice. | Wait a minute. I know that voice. |
54 | 00:03:02,766 | 00:03:05,978 | And I know that beard. What's going on, Doc? | And I know that beard. What's going on, Doc? |
55 | 00:03:06,020 | 00:03:08,856 | Sweet Zombie Jesus, it's Sketchy McClaine. | Sweet Zombie Jesus, it's Sketchy McClaine. |
56 | 00:03:09,106 | 00:03:10,189 | Wassup Doc? | Wassup Doc? |
57 | 00:03:10,567 | 00:03:12,776 | And Skeezy too? | And Skeezy too? |
58 | 00:03:12,818 | 00:03:14,486 | Man, I thought you two were dead for sure. | Man, I thought you two were dead for sure. |
59 | 00:03:14,527 | 00:03:15,987 | I can't believe it. | I can't believe it. |
60 | 00:03:16,030 | 00:03:17,240 | What kinda luck is that? | What kinda luck is that? |
61 | 00:03:17,865 | 00:03:18,782 | Dumb luck. | Dumb luck. |
62 | 00:03:25,247 | 00:03:27,500 | ♪ Have mercy ♪ | ♪ Have mercy ♪ |
63 | 00:03:29,293 | 00:03:35,048 | ♪ Oh, have mercy ♪ | ♪ Oh, have mercy ♪ |
64 | 00:03:42,056 | 00:03:45,893 | An electro-wacker, huh? Aren't you the crafty one? | An electro-wacker, huh? Aren't you the crafty one? |
65 | 00:03:45,935 | 00:03:47,562 | Have you patented this? | Have you patented this? |
66 | 00:03:47,603 | 00:03:49,021 | No. Why? | No. Why? |
67 | 00:03:49,062 | 00:03:50,314 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
68 | 00:03:51,064 | 00:03:52,400 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
69 | 00:03:53,943 | 00:03:55,861 | Okay. Careful with that. | Okay. Careful with that. |
70 | 00:03:55,902 | 00:03:56,902 | Gimme. | Gimme. |
71 | 00:04:02,242 | 00:04:03,745 | Oh, thanks. | Oh, thanks. |
72 | 00:04:03,787 | 00:04:04,870 | Wow. | Wow. |
73 | 00:04:04,912 | 00:04:05,997 | Fruit. | Fruit. |
74 | 00:04:06,247 | 00:04:08,539 | Breakfast is the most important drink of the day. | Breakfast is the most important drink of the day. |
75 | 00:04:08,581 | 00:04:09,875 | And for the lady? | And for the lady? |
76 | 00:04:09,917 | 00:04:10,960 | Who'd you steal the limo from? | Who'd you steal the limo from? |
77 | 00:04:11,002 | 00:04:12,711 | Oh, we commandeered this vehicle | Oh, we commandeered this vehicle |
78 | 00:04:12,752 | 00:04:14,879 | from the Bill Clinton Presidential Museum | from the Bill Clinton Presidential Museum |
79 | 00:04:14,921 | 00:04:15,757 | in Little Rock. | in Little Rock. |
80 | 00:04:15,798 | 00:04:17,216 | This is Bill Clinton's limo? | This is Bill Clinton's limo? |
81 | 00:04:17,257 | 00:04:19,052 | One and only. Bonafide. | One and only. Bonafide. |
82 | 00:04:19,093 | 00:04:21,802 | You wouldn't believe the stuff we found in the seat cushions. | You wouldn't believe the stuff we found in the seat cushions. |
83 | 00:04:21,845 | 00:04:25,098 | Remember when that stuff was all anybody cared about? | Remember when that stuff was all anybody cared about? |
84 | 00:04:25,516 | 00:04:26,932 | Those were the days. | Those were the days. |
85 | 00:04:29,853 | 00:04:31,062 | So, what about you? | So, what about you? |
86 | 00:04:31,105 | 00:04:34,567 | I hear your man Murphy's running a long con out of Spokane. | I hear your man Murphy's running a long con out of Spokane. |
87 | 00:04:34,608 | 00:04:36,776 | So you're working for him now, hmm? | So you're working for him now, hmm? |
88 | 00:04:36,817 | 00:04:37,778 | Nope. | Nope. |
89 | 00:04:37,944 | 00:04:39,487 | No, we're headed to Wall Drug. | No, we're headed to Wall Drug. |
90 | 00:04:39,529 | 00:04:41,947 | Heard some folks up there are making a go of it. | Heard some folks up there are making a go of it. |
91 | 00:04:41,992 | 00:04:43,533 | They got supplies and water. | They got supplies and water. |
92 | 00:04:43,951 | 00:04:45,745 | How coincidental. That's where we're headed. | How coincidental. That's where we're headed. |
93 | 00:04:47,038 | 00:04:47,829 | Thanks, darlin'. | Thanks, darlin'. |
94 | 00:04:47,872 | 00:04:49,415 | Looks like we're ready to go. | Looks like we're ready to go. |
95 | 00:04:49,456 | 00:04:50,333 | Gentlemen. | Gentlemen. |
96 | 00:04:51,125 | 00:04:54,752 | Hey, hey. Hold on now. Look. You two have been drinking. | Hey, hey. Hold on now. Look. You two have been drinking. |
97 | 00:04:54,795 | 00:04:56,922 | So stay here. Relax. I'll drive it in for you. | So stay here. Relax. I'll drive it in for you. |
98 | 00:04:56,963 | 00:04:59,007 | We're all going to the same place, huh? | We're all going to the same place, huh? |
99 | 00:04:59,050 | 00:04:59,966 | What's the catch? | What's the catch? |
100 | 00:05:00,132 | 00:05:00,968 | Addy. | Addy. |
101 | 00:05:01,009 | 00:05:03,262 | Addidale, if I may use your full name. | Addidale, if I may use your full name. |
102 | 00:05:03,302 | 00:05:04,012 | That's not my name. | That's not my name. |
103 | 00:05:04,055 | 00:05:04,971 | Addidale. | Addidale. |
104 | 00:05:05,012 | 00:05:08,475 | Fate has reunited us. And for that I thank it. | Fate has reunited us. And for that I thank it. |
105 | 00:05:08,516 | 00:05:12,021 | But if you have no trust in the quixotic gods of Eros, | But if you have no trust in the quixotic gods of Eros, |
106 | 00:05:12,062 | 00:05:15,524 | have some trust in friendship. Because I am now | have some trust in friendship. Because I am now |
107 | 00:05:15,567 | 00:05:17,985 | and will always be your friend. | and will always be your friend. |
108 | 00:05:18,737 | 00:05:20,987 | And friends don't let friends drink and drive. | And friends don't let friends drink and drive. |
109 | 00:05:21,029 | 00:05:22,697 | Even in the Apocalypse. | Even in the Apocalypse. |
110 | 00:05:23,072 | 00:05:25,367 | I regret this already. | I regret this already. |
111 | 00:05:25,410 | 00:05:27,327 | You lay it on kinda thick, bro. | You lay it on kinda thick, bro. |
112 | 00:05:27,370 | 00:05:28,829 | I meant every word, Abigail. | I meant every word, Abigail. |
113 | 00:05:31,915 | 00:05:33,834 | So, who's the muscle? | So, who's the muscle? |
114 | 00:05:33,877 | 00:05:36,920 | Oh, Gina and Tina? Presidential motorcade. | Oh, Gina and Tina? Presidential motorcade. |
115 | 00:05:37,088 | 00:05:38,923 | I can introduce you if you want. | I can introduce you if you want. |
116 | 00:05:39,214 | 00:05:42,134 | Oh brother, they're real energetic. | Oh brother, they're real energetic. |
117 | 00:05:43,677 | 00:05:44,427 | Woo! | Woo! |
118 | 00:05:47,682 | 00:05:49,307 | Did he say presidential motorcade? | Did he say presidential motorcade? |
119 | 00:05:51,226 | 00:05:53,353 | What are these knuckleheads up to this time? | What are these knuckleheads up to this time? |
120 | 00:05:53,394 | 00:05:55,187 | Best not to think about it too much. | Best not to think about it too much. |
121 | 00:05:55,230 | 00:05:57,233 | Let's just enjoy the ride. | Let's just enjoy the ride. |
122 | 00:06:45,237 | 00:06:46,990 | Hey. Wear these, would ya? | Hey. Wear these, would ya? |
123 | 00:06:50,995 | 00:06:52,704 | This another one of your scams? | This another one of your scams? |
124 | 00:06:52,747 | 00:06:55,958 | I-it's not a scam if the actual President is doing it. | I-it's not a scam if the actual President is doing it. |
125 | 00:06:56,083 | 00:06:57,000 | President? | President? |
126 | 00:06:57,752 | 00:06:59,877 | President of the United States of America? | President of the United States of America? |
127 | 00:06:59,920 | 00:07:02,257 | You heard right, Addilicious. | You heard right, Addilicious. |
128 | 00:07:04,925 | 00:07:07,887 | Straight from his battles with the zombies in Congress, | Straight from his battles with the zombies in Congress, |
129 | 00:07:07,927 | 00:07:11,723 | the 357th President of the United States, | the 357th President of the United States, |
130 | 00:07:11,764 | 00:07:15,937 | Thurston Howell the Fourth! | Thurston Howell the Fourth! |
131 | 00:07:16,937 | 00:07:18,187 | Thurston Howell? | Thurston Howell? |
132 | 00:07:18,605 | 00:07:20,064 | That's the dude from "Gilligan's Island." | That's the dude from "Gilligan's Island." |
133 | 00:07:20,107 | 00:07:21,817 | That's my actual real name. | That's my actual real name. |
134 | 00:07:21,858 | 00:07:23,401 | Of course it is. | Of course it is. |
135 | 00:07:23,442 | 00:07:24,944 | Ladies and gentlemen. | Ladies and gentlemen. |
136 | 00:07:24,987 | 00:07:28,781 | Making America, America again. | Making America, America again. |
137 | 00:07:28,824 | 00:07:34,163 | Your President! | Your President! |
138 | 00:07:35,204 | 00:07:38,000 | My people! Fellow citizens. | My people! Fellow citizens. |
139 | 00:07:38,166 | 00:07:39,377 | It is I, | It is I, |
140 | 00:07:39,502 | 00:07:42,588 | your humble but fearless leader. | your humble but fearless leader. |
141 | 00:07:42,629 | 00:07:45,007 | Sorry El Presidente. It looks like nobody's here. | Sorry El Presidente. It looks like nobody's here. |
142 | 00:07:45,048 | 00:07:48,593 | Nah, we get this all the time. They're hiding. | Nah, we get this all the time. They're hiding. |
143 | 00:07:48,634 | 00:07:50,470 | They're smart sensible people. | They're smart sensible people. |
144 | 00:07:50,512 | 00:07:53,850 | Who can blame them really, given the rising tide of crime. | Who can blame them really, given the rising tide of crime. |
145 | 00:07:53,891 | 00:07:57,187 | Perhaps some entertainment for the masses. Skeezy. | Perhaps some entertainment for the masses. Skeezy. |
146 | 00:08:07,153 | 00:08:08,447 | What? | What? |
147 | 00:08:23,586 | 00:08:25,548 | Well they sure are energetic. | Well they sure are energetic. |
148 | 00:08:32,011 | 00:08:33,013 | Oh my God. | Oh my God. |
149 | 00:08:34,347 | 00:08:35,850 | Don't be afraid. | Don't be afraid. |
150 | 00:08:35,892 | 00:08:38,851 | We're here to make this planet great again. | We're here to make this planet great again. |
151 | 00:08:40,352 | 00:08:41,980 | Can I kill them yet? Please. | Can I kill them yet? Please. |
152 | 00:08:42,022 | 00:08:43,106 | Look. | Look. |
153 | 00:08:43,190 | 00:08:47,653 | Come on out! You, I see you. Come on out. | Come on out! You, I see you. Come on out. |
154 | 00:08:49,738 | 00:08:52,783 | Don't be afraid. I'm here for you. | Don't be afraid. I'm here for you. |
155 | 00:08:53,200 | 00:08:55,243 | You're gonna make it. | You're gonna make it. |
156 | 00:08:56,787 | 00:08:57,663 | What's your name? | What's your name? |
157 | 00:08:57,705 | 00:08:59,873 | They call me the Mayor. | They call me the Mayor. |
158 | 00:09:00,875 | 00:09:02,293 | Miss Mayor. | Miss Mayor. |
159 | 00:09:03,876 | 00:09:07,340 | The United States Government thanks you for your service. | The United States Government thanks you for your service. |
160 | 00:09:07,381 | 00:09:09,716 | Oh, may I introduce my Chief of Staff. | Oh, may I introduce my Chief of Staff. |
161 | 00:09:09,758 | 00:09:11,509 | This is Wendle Lincoln Jefferson. | This is Wendle Lincoln Jefferson. |
162 | 00:09:11,552 | 00:09:14,596 | He's my right hand man and spiritual advisor. | He's my right hand man and spiritual advisor. |
163 | 00:09:14,638 | 00:09:18,142 | I think faith is so important in these end times. | I think faith is so important in these end times. |
164 | 00:09:23,562 | 00:09:24,940 | Miss Mayor. | Miss Mayor. |
165 | 00:09:25,273 | 00:09:26,774 | Citizens of Wall Drug. | Citizens of Wall Drug. |
166 | 00:09:26,817 | 00:09:29,903 | My fellow what's left of Americans. | My fellow what's left of Americans. |
167 | 00:09:29,945 | 00:09:32,865 | Today marks the first time I've visited your fair berg. | Today marks the first time I've visited your fair berg. |
168 | 00:09:32,907 | 00:09:35,743 | And I'm here to report the State of the Union. | And I'm here to report the State of the Union. |
169 | 00:09:35,784 | 00:09:37,243 | Let's be honest. | Let's be honest. |
170 | 00:09:37,620 | 00:09:39,413 | We've seen better days. | We've seen better days. |
171 | 00:09:39,455 | 00:09:40,748 | He is actually doing it. | He is actually doing it. |
172 | 00:09:40,789 | 00:09:43,042 | He's actually pretending to be the President. | He's actually pretending to be the President. |
173 | 00:09:43,082 | 00:09:44,543 | They're actually listening. | They're actually listening. |
174 | 00:09:44,585 | 00:09:45,919 | I'm sure you've all heard | I'm sure you've all heard |
175 | 00:09:45,961 | 00:09:48,712 | the President of the United States is dead. | the President of the United States is dead. |
176 | 00:09:48,754 | 00:09:51,549 | And that the American government ran off howling in the night | And that the American government ran off howling in the night |
177 | 00:09:51,591 | 00:09:54,927 | like so many coyotes. Which is all true. | like so many coyotes. Which is all true. |
178 | 00:09:54,970 | 00:09:58,932 | So admittedly what we can expect this fiscal year is pretty low. | So admittedly what we can expect this fiscal year is pretty low. |
179 | 00:10:00,100 | 00:10:01,476 | Well this won't last long. | Well this won't last long. |
180 | 00:10:01,518 | 00:10:02,727 | Hopefully though, | Hopefully though, |
181 | 00:10:02,769 | 00:10:03,769 | together, | together, |
182 | 00:10:03,812 | 00:10:07,442 | in partnership, we can rebuild our infrastructure. | in partnership, we can rebuild our infrastructure. |
183 | 00:10:07,482 | 00:10:09,610 | And get America working again! | And get America working again! |
184 | 00:10:12,779 | 00:10:15,908 | Revitalizing our storied Postal Service. | Revitalizing our storied Postal Service. |
185 | 00:10:17,326 | 00:10:18,995 | And most importantly, | And most importantly, |
186 | 00:10:19,452 | 00:10:22,246 | controlling that most aggressive threat. | controlling that most aggressive threat. |
187 | 00:10:22,288 | 00:10:24,250 | That socialist zombie menace! | That socialist zombie menace! |
188 | 00:10:28,461 | 00:10:29,962 | Zombie assassin! | Zombie assassin! |
189 | 00:10:30,172 | 00:10:31,298 | Security! | Security! |
190 | 00:10:39,722 | 00:10:40,975 | Mercy | Mercy |
191 | 00:10:41,142 | 00:10:42,518 | and good riddance. | and good riddance. |
192 | 00:10:42,976 | 00:10:44,644 | Zombie scum. | Zombie scum. |
193 | 00:10:44,977 | 00:10:46,480 | They just keep coming, don't they? | They just keep coming, don't they? |
194 | 00:10:46,522 | 00:10:49,692 | It all starts to feel like a lost cause, doesn't it? | It all starts to feel like a lost cause, doesn't it? |
195 | 00:10:49,817 | 00:10:51,152 | But you know, | But you know, |
196 | 00:10:51,192 | 00:10:54,197 | maybe being President in this crazy Apocalypse | maybe being President in this crazy Apocalypse |
197 | 00:10:54,238 | 00:10:56,407 | is just another lost cause. | is just another lost cause. |
198 | 00:10:56,572 | 00:10:57,450 | Still, | Still, |
199 | 00:10:57,491 | 00:11:00,659 | I'm willing to lay my life down for you. | I'm willing to lay my life down for you. |
200 | 00:11:00,995 | 00:11:01,912 | Why? | Why? |
201 | 00:11:02,705 | 00:11:04,789 | Because lost causes are worth dying for! | Because lost causes are worth dying for! |
202 | 00:11:05,664 | 00:11:06,707 | America! | America! |
203 | 00:11:12,715 | 00:11:14,966 | Hook, line, and sinker. They love him. | Hook, line, and sinker. They love him. |
204 | 00:11:17,052 | 00:11:18,845 | Are you all right, Mr. President? | Are you all right, Mr. President? |
205 | 00:11:19,429 | 00:11:20,429 | I'm okay. | I'm okay. |
206 | 00:11:24,101 | 00:11:25,476 | Let me kiss your baby. | Let me kiss your baby. |
207 | 00:11:25,518 | 00:11:26,312 | Come here. | Come here. |
208 | 00:11:27,352 | 00:11:29,315 | Oh, Jesus Christ. | Oh, Jesus Christ. |
209 | 00:11:44,955 | 00:11:47,917 | Mr. Smith goes to the Apocalypse. | Mr. Smith goes to the Apocalypse. |
210 | 00:11:52,922 | 00:11:55,381 | I was a cashier here back pre-Z. | I was a cashier here back pre-Z. |
211 | 00:11:55,924 | 00:11:57,842 | Should've seen it then. | Should've seen it then. |
212 | 00:11:57,884 | 00:11:59,595 | Not much left now. | Not much left now. |
213 | 00:11:59,886 | 00:12:02,514 | The fire burned most of it down Day One. | The fire burned most of it down Day One. |
214 | 00:12:02,557 | 00:12:05,142 | And the pharmacy and kitchen were raided. | And the pharmacy and kitchen were raided. |
215 | 00:12:05,182 | 00:12:06,226 | When the well dried up, | When the well dried up, |
216 | 00:12:06,268 | 00:12:09,687 | most of the survivors drifted off the Rosebud down the road. | most of the survivors drifted off the Rosebud down the road. |
217 | 00:12:09,730 | 00:12:12,023 | We're all that's left here in South Dakota. | We're all that's left here in South Dakota. |
218 | 00:12:12,065 | 00:12:14,942 | Us and a few travelers, such as yourself. | Us and a few travelers, such as yourself. |
219 | 00:12:15,402 | 00:12:16,861 | So you're cleaned out? | So you're cleaned out? |
220 | 00:12:16,903 | 00:12:18,529 | Well, not completely. | Well, not completely. |
221 | 00:12:18,572 | 00:12:23,618 | We manage to trade the remaining décor for food and supplies. | We manage to trade the remaining décor for food and supplies. |
222 | 00:12:23,659 | 00:12:25,788 | Guns, ammo, medical supplies. | Guns, ammo, medical supplies. |
223 | 00:12:25,830 | 00:12:28,081 | Even in the Apocalypse, folks love kitsch. | Even in the Apocalypse, folks love kitsch. |
224 | 00:12:28,123 | 00:12:30,876 | Truer words were never spoke. | Truer words were never spoke. |
225 | 00:12:30,918 | 00:12:31,876 | Well? | Well? |
226 | 00:12:31,918 | 00:12:33,128 | No sign of a radio. | No sign of a radio. |
227 | 00:12:33,169 | 00:12:35,754 | Well I won't say it wasn't worth it cuz it wasn't. | Well I won't say it wasn't worth it cuz it wasn't. |
228 | 00:12:35,798 | 00:12:38,341 | You know they're gonna rip these people off, right? | You know they're gonna rip these people off, right? |
229 | 00:12:38,383 | 00:12:39,884 | I know. Do we care? | I know. Do we care? |
230 | 00:12:39,927 | 00:12:42,386 | Well we're on a mission. I'm sorry. Excuse me. | Well we're on a mission. I'm sorry. Excuse me. |
231 | 00:12:42,427 | 00:12:43,471 | Mr. President. | Mr. President. |
232 | 00:12:43,513 | 00:12:45,432 | Mr. President. Please help us. | Mr. President. Please help us. |
233 | 00:12:45,472 | 00:12:47,893 | Well of course. Help is my middle name. | Well of course. Help is my middle name. |
234 | 00:12:47,934 | 00:12:49,144 | What can I do for you? | What can I do for you? |
235 | 00:12:49,187 | 00:12:52,731 | The old man that attacked you, the Z in the loafers. | The old man that attacked you, the Z in the loafers. |
236 | 00:12:52,773 | 00:12:56,277 | He was sick before he turned. Like my husband is sick. | He was sick before he turned. Like my husband is sick. |
237 | 00:12:57,486 | 00:13:00,197 | Sorry to hear that. Here, smile for the camera. | Sorry to hear that. Here, smile for the camera. |
238 | 00:13:01,115 | 00:13:01,907 | Okay. | Okay. |
239 | 00:13:01,947 | 00:13:03,741 | Just leave your information with my man here, and | Just leave your information with my man here, and |
240 | 00:13:03,783 | 00:13:06,745 | we'll send you a signed copy for just a small donation | we'll send you a signed copy for just a small donation |
241 | 00:13:06,787 | 00:13:07,913 | at our Gold Jubilee level. | at our Gold Jubilee level. |
242 | 00:13:07,955 | 00:13:09,956 | Give her pin. Good luck. | Give her pin. Good luck. |
243 | 00:13:10,832 | 00:13:13,626 | You don't act very Presidential. | You don't act very Presidential. |
244 | 00:13:13,876 | 00:13:15,294 | This ought to be good. | This ought to be good. |
245 | 00:13:17,965 | 00:13:20,549 | Excuse me, Mrs.? | Excuse me, Mrs.? |
246 | 00:13:20,799 | 00:13:21,802 | Erin. | Erin. |
247 | 00:13:21,884 | 00:13:22,595 | Erin. | Erin. |
248 | 00:13:22,636 | 00:13:24,346 | So I'm a doctor, sort of. | So I'm a doctor, sort of. |
249 | 00:13:24,388 | 00:13:25,638 | Can you help me? | Can you help me? |
250 | 00:13:25,679 | 00:13:28,182 | Sure. I'll be happy to do what I can. | Sure. I'll be happy to do what I can. |
251 | 00:13:28,225 | 00:13:29,268 | Hey. | Hey. |
252 | 00:13:29,309 | 00:13:30,809 | You gonna... | You gonna... |
253 | 00:13:33,687 | 00:13:37,482 | I'm gonna watch Tweedledee and Tweedledumbass. | I'm gonna watch Tweedledee and Tweedledumbass. |
254 | 00:13:37,527 | 00:13:39,778 | How do we know you are who you say you are? | How do we know you are who you say you are? |
255 | 00:13:39,820 | 00:13:42,947 | Madame Mayor. I don't often like to brandish my credentials, | Madame Mayor. I don't often like to brandish my credentials, |
256 | 00:13:42,990 | 00:13:44,575 | but you've left me no choice. | but you've left me no choice. |
257 | 00:13:44,991 | 00:13:47,493 | Wendle. Football, please. | Wendle. Football, please. |
258 | 00:13:47,745 | 00:13:50,621 | Or should I say, nuclear football. | Or should I say, nuclear football. |
259 | 00:13:50,663 | 00:13:52,832 | The codes are in here. Uh-huh. | The codes are in here. Uh-huh. |
260 | 00:13:52,875 | 00:13:54,960 | Who voted for you? I didn't. | Who voted for you? I didn't. |
261 | 00:13:55,001 | 00:13:56,878 | Wendle. Papers, please. | Wendle. Papers, please. |
262 | 00:13:58,379 | 00:14:00,548 | Who voted for me? Nobody did. | Who voted for me? Nobody did. |
263 | 00:14:00,590 | 00:14:03,967 | I'm 192nd in the line of succession. | I'm 192nd in the line of succession. |
264 | 00:14:04,009 | 00:14:05,971 | Back before the Apocalypse, pre-Z I was the | Back before the Apocalypse, pre-Z I was the |
265 | 00:14:06,013 | 00:14:09,057 | Assistant Fish and Game Warden for the District of Columbia. | Assistant Fish and Game Warden for the District of Columbia. |
266 | 00:14:09,097 | 00:14:12,852 | Now everybody from the President to my boss is dead. | Now everybody from the President to my boss is dead. |
267 | 00:14:13,019 | 00:14:14,855 | What are your qualifications? | What are your qualifications? |
268 | 00:14:15,022 | 00:14:16,106 | I'm alive. | I'm alive. |
269 | 00:14:18,024 | 00:14:19,817 | I see you're not convinced. | I see you're not convinced. |
270 | 00:14:19,860 | 00:14:21,861 | Okay. The garments. | Okay. The garments. |
271 | 00:14:24,029 | 00:14:24,822 | Ugh. | Ugh. |
272 | 00:14:24,865 | 00:14:27,200 | Normally only the First Lady gets to see this. | Normally only the First Lady gets to see this. |
273 | 00:14:27,241 | 00:14:28,034 | Oh Jesus. | Oh Jesus. |
274 | 00:14:28,076 | 00:14:30,495 | Sadly, last year we had to mercy her. | Sadly, last year we had to mercy her. |
275 | 00:14:30,537 | 00:14:34,039 | Of course, I'm always looking for a Second Lady. | Of course, I'm always looking for a Second Lady. |
276 | 00:14:36,710 | 00:14:38,544 | We keep them quarantined in here. | We keep them quarantined in here. |
277 | 00:14:39,211 | 00:14:40,337 | How long's this been going on? | How long's this been going on? |
278 | 00:14:40,379 | 00:14:42,674 | People started getting sick a week ago. | People started getting sick a week ago. |
279 | 00:14:42,716 | 00:14:43,883 | It moves fast. | It moves fast. |
280 | 00:14:43,966 | 00:14:47,511 | Once they drop, it takes about 48 hours before they... | Once they drop, it takes about 48 hours before they... |
281 | 00:14:47,552 | 00:14:51,182 | This is my husband. He's been this way since yesterday. | This is my husband. He's been this way since yesterday. |
282 | 00:14:52,057 | 00:14:52,934 | Shhh. | Shhh. |
283 | 00:15:00,067 | 00:15:02,277 | It's okay. It's okay, baby. | It's okay. It's okay, baby. |
284 | 00:15:03,736 | 00:15:04,904 | He's a doctor. | He's a doctor. |
285 | 00:15:05,822 | 00:15:07,908 | Look at his eyes. | Look at his eyes. |
286 | 00:15:13,580 | 00:15:16,957 | I've seen some weird shit, but I've never seen that before. | I've seen some weird shit, but I've never seen that before. |
287 | 00:15:19,503 | 00:15:20,962 | They all have it. | They all have it. |
288 | 00:15:24,383 | 00:15:25,967 | It's the first sign that something's wrong. | It's the first sign that something's wrong. |
289 | 00:15:26,009 | 00:15:28,386 | Well have any of these folks been bitten? | Well have any of these folks been bitten? |
290 | 00:15:28,427 | 00:15:30,304 | Any strange Zs in the neighborhood? | Any strange Zs in the neighborhood? |
291 | 00:15:30,346 | 00:15:32,139 | Nothing that we know of. | Nothing that we know of. |
292 | 00:15:32,642 | 00:15:34,309 | Can you do anything? | Can you do anything? |
293 | 00:15:34,351 | 00:15:36,562 | Well, if it's a virus, there's really nothing you can do | Well, if it's a virus, there's really nothing you can do |
294 | 00:15:36,602 | 00:15:39,565 | but quarantine the victims and hope it runs its course. | but quarantine the victims and hope it runs its course. |
295 | 00:15:39,606 | 00:15:40,940 | But this eye thing, | But this eye thing, |
296 | 00:15:40,982 | 00:15:42,860 | I don't know what it means. | I don't know what it means. |
297 | 00:15:46,613 | 00:15:49,282 | Well, thanks anyway. | Well, thanks anyway. |
298 | 00:15:50,658 | 00:15:51,826 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
299 | 00:16:00,960 | 00:16:02,128 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
300 | 00:16:02,169 | 00:16:05,006 | Thank you so much. Oh, oh goodness. | Thank you so much. Oh, oh goodness. |
301 | 00:16:07,008 | 00:16:07,967 | How'd it go? | How'd it go? |
302 | 00:16:08,009 | 00:16:09,970 | That's some kinda funky Apocalyptic juju. | That's some kinda funky Apocalyptic juju. |
303 | 00:16:10,011 | 00:16:12,096 | Just really not a lot I can do. | Just really not a lot I can do. |
304 | 00:16:12,138 | 00:16:13,014 | Yikes. | Yikes. |
305 | 00:16:13,057 | 00:16:14,932 | Citizens of Wall Drug. | Citizens of Wall Drug. |
306 | 00:16:14,975 | 00:16:16,768 | I've toured your fine community, | I've toured your fine community, |
307 | 00:16:16,809 | 00:16:20,812 | and I've broken bread with your people. And I must say | and I've broken bread with your people. And I must say |
308 | 00:16:20,855 | 00:16:25,152 | Wall Drug is a vital and wholly American enterprise. | Wall Drug is a vital and wholly American enterprise. |
309 | 00:16:28,988 | 00:16:29,865 | But, | But, |
310 | 00:16:30,322 | 00:16:31,950 | there's fear here. | there's fear here. |
311 | 00:16:31,991 | 00:16:33,951 | And that's no good, my friends. | And that's no good, my friends. |
312 | 00:16:33,993 | 00:16:35,995 | Because fear turns us into monsters. | Because fear turns us into monsters. |
313 | 00:16:36,038 | 00:16:40,167 | No less violent than the Enders, and no more alive than the Zs. | No less violent than the Enders, and no more alive than the Zs. |
314 | 00:16:40,332 | 00:16:43,878 | I don't want you to be afraid. Not ever again. | I don't want you to be afraid. Not ever again. |
315 | 00:16:44,211 | 00:16:45,212 | And that | And that |
316 | 00:16:45,254 | 00:16:47,465 | is why I'm asking for your help | is why I'm asking for your help |
317 | 00:16:47,506 | 00:16:51,595 | to make America, America again! | to make America, America again! |
318 | 00:16:53,388 | 00:16:54,221 | America! | America! |
319 | 00:16:55,847 | 00:16:56,807 | Help me | Help me |
320 | 00:16:56,850 | 00:17:00,269 | build a wall to keep the zombies out. | build a wall to keep the zombies out. |
321 | 00:17:00,394 | 00:17:03,065 | And I'm gonna make the Zs build it! | And I'm gonna make the Zs build it! |
322 | 00:17:06,109 | 00:17:09,488 | Today, I'm asking you to help me | Today, I'm asking you to help me |
323 | 00:17:09,529 | 00:17:13,491 | in ridding this great nation of that zombie scourge forever! | in ridding this great nation of that zombie scourge forever! |
324 | 00:17:18,788 | 00:17:21,875 | Dig, if you will, this picture. | Dig, if you will, this picture. |
325 | 00:17:24,877 | 00:17:26,337 | A wall. | A wall. |
326 | 00:17:26,380 | 00:17:29,883 | Stretching from the Grand Coulee Dam to the Mississippi River. | Stretching from the Grand Coulee Dam to the Mississippi River. |
327 | 00:17:29,924 | 00:17:34,430 | Keeping us safe within, and the zombies without. | Keeping us safe within, and the zombies without. |
328 | 00:17:39,224 | 00:17:41,394 | Safety is freedom. | Safety is freedom. |
329 | 00:17:41,436 | 00:17:43,230 | Freedom is greatness. | Freedom is greatness. |
330 | 00:17:43,271 | 00:17:46,275 | Let's make America America again! | Let's make America America again! |
331 | 00:17:46,317 | 00:17:47,400 | Woo! | Woo! |
332 | 00:17:50,319 | 00:17:53,240 | But, in order to build this wall, | But, in order to build this wall, |
333 | 00:17:53,615 | 00:17:54,950 | we're gonna need funding. | we're gonna need funding. |
334 | 00:17:55,075 | 00:17:57,952 | Whatever you can give us for trade, | Whatever you can give us for trade, |
335 | 00:17:57,994 | 00:18:02,457 | whether that be guns or ammo or alcohol or pills. | whether that be guns or ammo or alcohol or pills. |
336 | 00:18:02,498 | 00:18:04,291 | No donation is too small | No donation is too small |
337 | 00:18:04,333 | 00:18:06,795 | or too large. I mean don't hold back. | or too large. I mean don't hold back. |
338 | 00:18:07,252 | 00:18:08,297 | Oh, baby. | Oh, baby. |
339 | 00:18:09,087 | 00:18:11,258 | Your mother would be proud. Thank you. | Your mother would be proud. Thank you. |
340 | 00:18:11,592 | 00:18:12,549 | That's right. | That's right. |
341 | 00:18:12,592 | 00:18:13,718 | Don't be shy. | Don't be shy. |
342 | 00:18:13,759 | 00:18:16,221 | God will welcome you with a warm embrace. | God will welcome you with a warm embrace. |
343 | 00:18:16,262 | 00:18:18,932 | It's a small price to pay for security. | It's a small price to pay for security. |
344 | 00:18:18,972 | 00:18:22,768 | Remember the more you give, the higher the wall. | Remember the more you give, the higher the wall. |
345 | 00:18:22,936 | 00:18:24,269 | Oh no. Please don't. He's not... | Oh no. Please don't. He's not... |
346 | 00:18:24,311 | 00:18:26,522 | At least he's doing something. | At least he's doing something. |
347 | 00:18:26,981 | 00:18:29,692 | Somebody's finally giving us hope. | Somebody's finally giving us hope. |
348 | 00:18:53,717 | 00:18:56,595 | What a day for patriotism, huh! | What a day for patriotism, huh! |
349 | 00:18:56,636 | 00:18:57,511 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
350 | 00:19:04,561 | 00:19:07,605 | You know, it's like my mother used to tell me, | You know, it's like my mother used to tell me, |
351 | 00:19:07,646 | 00:19:09,525 | during our early morning walks with God, | during our early morning walks with God, |
352 | 00:19:10,982 | 00:19:13,487 | Owww! A shoe! | Owww! A shoe! |
353 | 00:19:14,194 | 00:19:17,156 | And there's more where that came from, you heel. | And there's more where that came from, you heel. |
354 | 00:19:17,365 | 00:19:19,325 | And who the hell are you? | And who the hell are you? |
355 | 00:19:19,535 | 00:19:22,162 | John J. Lannister. Your next President. | John J. Lannister. Your next President. |
356 | 00:19:23,872 | 00:19:26,123 | Okay. Things are getting ugly. That's our cue. | Okay. Things are getting ugly. That's our cue. |
357 | 00:19:26,164 | 00:19:28,292 | I thought you said this garbage-fire was dead? | I thought you said this garbage-fire was dead? |
358 | 00:19:28,335 | 00:19:29,335 | I don't know what happened. | I don't know what happened. |
359 | 00:19:29,376 | 00:19:30,877 | I saw the Zs take him down by the dumpster. | I saw the Zs take him down by the dumpster. |
360 | 00:19:30,920 | 00:19:34,592 | Nobody could have got away from that. Nobody. | Nobody could have got away from that. Nobody. |
361 | 00:19:44,934 | 00:19:46,436 | What's wrong? | What's wrong? |
362 | 00:19:47,603 | 00:19:48,646 | Doc? | Doc? |
363 | 00:19:48,688 | 00:19:50,522 | This illness that's going around, | This illness that's going around, |
364 | 00:19:50,565 | 00:19:52,067 | it reminds me of Black Summer. | it reminds me of Black Summer. |
365 | 00:19:53,067 | 00:19:54,653 | I've seen this sort of thing wipe out whole cities | I've seen this sort of thing wipe out whole cities |
366 | 00:19:54,694 | 00:19:56,153 | in a matter of days. | in a matter of days. |
367 | 00:19:56,194 | 00:19:57,696 | So you're not ready to go? | So you're not ready to go? |
368 | 00:19:57,738 | 00:20:01,116 | There's still time to find out what is making these folks sick. | There's still time to find out what is making these folks sick. |
369 | 00:20:01,701 | 00:20:05,454 | And what if we get sick? Is that worth the risk? | And what if we get sick? Is that worth the risk? |
370 | 00:20:05,704 | 00:20:09,291 | Why save the world if there's nobody left to enjoy it? | Why save the world if there's nobody left to enjoy it? |
371 | 00:20:22,555 | 00:20:23,640 | Rope. | Rope. |
372 | 00:20:24,642 | 00:20:25,767 | Duct tape. | Duct tape. |
373 | 00:20:26,643 | 00:20:27,643 | Car battery. | Car battery. |
374 | 00:20:29,061 | 00:20:30,063 | Gator clips. | Gator clips. |
375 | 00:20:31,397 | 00:20:32,565 | Cattle prod. | Cattle prod. |
376 | 00:20:51,460 | 00:20:54,420 | You stole my business model. You stole my limo. | You stole my business model. You stole my limo. |
377 | 00:20:54,461 | 00:20:58,549 | And, lowest of all, you stole my Pom Pom girls! | And, lowest of all, you stole my Pom Pom girls! |
378 | 00:20:58,592 | 00:21:01,720 | Gina and Tina are Pom Pom women. | Gina and Tina are Pom Pom women. |
379 | 00:21:01,761 | 00:21:04,430 | And that attitude right there is the reason you lost them. | And that attitude right there is the reason you lost them. |
380 | 00:21:04,471 | 00:21:07,099 | I should never have pulled you out of that anthill in Boise! | I should never have pulled you out of that anthill in Boise! |
381 | 00:21:07,142 | 00:21:09,393 | Why don't you just leave, short fingers. | Why don't you just leave, short fingers. |
382 | 00:21:10,269 | 00:21:11,480 | You little fascist. | You little fascist. |
383 | 00:21:19,696 | 00:21:21,029 | Give it back. | Give it back. |
384 | 00:21:22,615 | 00:21:24,282 | It smells like cheese! | It smells like cheese! |
385 | 00:21:24,826 | 00:21:26,076 | Gina and Tina. | Gina and Tina. |
386 | 00:21:26,117 | 00:21:27,412 | Gina and Tina, everybody. | Gina and Tina, everybody. |
387 | 00:21:32,458 | 00:21:35,554 | Tell you what, you just don't see talent like that anymore. | Tell you what, you just don't see talent like that anymore. |
388 | 00:21:35,556 | 00:21:36,587 | Nope. | Nope. |
389 | 00:21:36,630 | 00:21:39,257 | Well, it's been a pleasure. We've got to go now. | Well, it's been a pleasure. We've got to go now. |
390 | 00:21:39,298 | 00:21:41,509 | Cuz we've got a wall to build. | Cuz we've got a wall to build. |
391 | 00:21:41,551 | 00:21:44,261 | Plus, the zombies will wait for no man. | Plus, the zombies will wait for no man. |
392 | 00:21:44,303 | 00:21:47,097 | Not even the President of the United States. | Not even the President of the United States. |
393 | 00:21:47,140 | 00:21:49,142 | Mark my words, though. | Mark my words, though. |
394 | 00:21:49,182 | 00:21:51,686 | Four score and seven years from now, | Four score and seven years from now, |
395 | 00:21:51,728 | 00:21:54,521 | you're gonna see that wall. | you're gonna see that wall. |
396 | 00:21:54,563 | 00:21:55,522 | Okay? | Okay? |
397 | 00:21:55,565 | 00:21:57,482 | Okay, let's go. Let's go. | Okay, let's go. Let's go. |
398 | 00:21:58,402 | 00:22:00,153 | Now hold on there, Mr. President. | Now hold on there, Mr. President. |
399 | 00:22:00,319 | 00:22:03,281 | You can't just leave with all these good folks' stuff. | You can't just leave with all these good folks' stuff. |
400 | 00:22:03,323 | 00:22:05,700 | Not without a vote. That's undemocratic. | Not without a vote. That's undemocratic. |
401 | 00:22:05,741 | 00:22:08,369 | Well this isn't stuff. These are donations. | Well this isn't stuff. These are donations. |
402 | 00:22:08,412 | 00:22:10,454 | That's very democratic. | That's very democratic. |
403 | 00:22:10,497 | 00:22:12,623 | Well these people don't want to be told | Well these people don't want to be told |
404 | 00:22:12,664 | 00:22:14,333 | to just follow some old jackass. | to just follow some old jackass. |
405 | 00:22:14,375 | 00:22:16,335 | They want to vote for one. | They want to vote for one. |
406 | 00:22:16,377 | 00:22:17,877 | Citizens of Wall Drug. | Citizens of Wall Drug. |
407 | 00:22:17,920 | 00:22:21,007 | You deserve a choice, and now you have one. Because I, | You deserve a choice, and now you have one. Because I, |
408 | 00:22:21,048 | 00:22:24,384 | John J. Lannister, hereby announce my candidacy. | John J. Lannister, hereby announce my candidacy. |
409 | 00:22:24,426 | 00:22:25,636 | You can't run for President. | You can't run for President. |
410 | 00:22:25,678 | 00:22:27,471 | It isn't an election season. | It isn't an election season. |
411 | 00:22:27,512 | 00:22:29,140 | You don't have a platform. | You don't have a platform. |
412 | 00:22:29,182 | 00:22:30,474 | Platforms don't matter, son. | Platforms don't matter, son. |
413 | 00:22:30,517 | 00:22:32,309 | Just the men standing on them. | Just the men standing on them. |
414 | 00:22:32,352 | 00:22:33,436 | Don't worry, Tina. | Don't worry, Tina. |
415 | 00:22:33,978 | 00:22:36,188 | You're with us now. And we'll never leave you, baby. | You're with us now. And we'll never leave you, baby. |
416 | 00:22:36,230 | 00:22:40,192 | But now that you mention it, I do in fact have a plan. | But now that you mention it, I do in fact have a plan. |
417 | 00:22:40,234 | 00:22:42,487 | And everybody's gonna love it because | And everybody's gonna love it because |
418 | 00:22:42,528 | 00:22:45,406 | it's a vast improvement over my opponent's untenable | it's a vast improvement over my opponent's untenable |
419 | 00:22:45,448 | 00:22:46,741 | wall nonsense. | wall nonsense. |
420 | 00:22:46,782 | 00:22:48,285 | I present to you | I present to you |
421 | 00:22:48,867 | 00:22:50,452 | a series | a series |
422 | 00:22:51,037 | 00:22:53,832 | of very large | of very large |
423 | 00:22:53,873 | 00:22:55,041 | holes. | holes. |
424 | 00:22:56,041 | 00:22:59,502 | Now, we use criminals as bait to attract the zombies. | Now, we use criminals as bait to attract the zombies. |
425 | 00:22:59,545 | 00:23:03,174 | The Zs fall into the holes and eat the criminals. | The Zs fall into the holes and eat the criminals. |
426 | 00:23:03,217 | 00:23:04,174 | It's a twofer! | It's a twofer! |
427 | 00:23:06,134 | 00:23:07,386 | Hold on. | Hold on. |
428 | 00:23:07,636 | 00:23:09,221 | Not so fast. | Not so fast. |
429 | 00:23:09,555 | 00:23:11,390 | Let's hear this guy out. | Let's hear this guy out. |
430 | 00:23:11,932 | 00:23:14,059 | Well, I propose a debate. | Well, I propose a debate. |
431 | 00:23:14,102 | 00:23:17,021 | To prove the better plan and the better man. | To prove the better plan and the better man. |
432 | 00:23:17,063 | 00:23:18,397 | Winner takes all. | Winner takes all. |
433 | 00:23:18,440 | 00:23:20,607 | Donations go to the better candidate. | Donations go to the better candidate. |
434 | 00:23:20,982 | 00:23:23,444 | I mean, what do you say, Mr. President? | I mean, what do you say, Mr. President? |
435 | 00:23:23,487 | 00:23:25,321 | Unless of course you're scared? | Unless of course you're scared? |
436 | 00:23:25,779 | 00:23:28,782 | Yes. Yeah, of course. Debate. | Yes. Yeah, of course. Debate. |
437 | 00:23:28,825 | 00:23:31,619 | I nominate Wendy Lincoln Jefferson, my associate, | I nominate Wendy Lincoln Jefferson, my associate, |
438 | 00:23:31,662 | 00:23:33,247 | as the moderator. | as the moderator. |
439 | 00:23:33,288 | 00:23:35,789 | Nah, I don't think so. We need someone neutral. | Nah, I don't think so. We need someone neutral. |
440 | 00:23:35,832 | 00:23:38,460 | Someone without a stake in the game. | Someone without a stake in the game. |
441 | 00:23:38,501 | 00:23:41,462 | Someone who really doesn't care about any of this. | Someone who really doesn't care about any of this. |
442 | 00:23:42,005 | 00:23:44,048 | You. | You. |
443 | 00:23:44,089 | 00:23:47,009 | You. There. With the eyebrows. | You. There. With the eyebrows. |
444 | 00:23:50,012 | 00:23:53,474 | All right, you mansplaining political hacks. | All right, you mansplaining political hacks. |
445 | 00:23:53,517 | 00:23:56,102 | You wanna play? I'm game. | You wanna play? I'm game. |
446 | 00:23:57,019 | 00:23:58,396 | My first question is... | My first question is... |
447 | 00:23:58,438 | 00:24:01,607 | Point of order. I believe we start with opening statements. | Point of order. I believe we start with opening statements. |
448 | 00:24:01,650 | 00:24:03,734 | Wall. Holes. | Wall. Holes. |
449 | 00:24:03,777 | 00:24:05,653 | The American public gets it. | The American public gets it. |
450 | 00:24:05,694 | 00:24:07,904 | My first question is to both candidates. | My first question is to both candidates. |
451 | 00:24:07,946 | 00:24:10,991 | Isn't it true that you are both shameless con artists | Isn't it true that you are both shameless con artists |
452 | 00:24:11,032 | 00:24:14,327 | trying to rip off the very communities you purport to help? | trying to rip off the very communities you purport to help? |
453 | 00:24:14,369 | 00:24:15,497 | It's a gotcha question. | It's a gotcha question. |
454 | 00:24:15,663 | 00:24:16,914 | That's a gotcha question. | That's a gotcha question. |
455 | 00:24:16,957 | 00:24:19,583 | Miss Lady. I hear what you're saying. | Miss Lady. I hear what you're saying. |
456 | 00:24:19,625 | 00:24:21,335 | And I understand where you're coming from | And I understand where you're coming from |
457 | 00:24:21,376 | 00:24:23,797 | as a woman in the press corp. | as a woman in the press corp. |
458 | 00:24:23,837 | 00:24:28,008 | I did not have con artist relations with this man. | I did not have con artist relations with this man. |
459 | 00:24:28,384 | 00:24:31,261 | But, when I get those zombies down on their knees | But, when I get those zombies down on their knees |
460 | 00:24:31,303 | 00:24:32,680 | putting those low bricks in the wall... | putting those low bricks in the wall... |
461 | 00:24:32,721 | 00:24:36,267 | Oh yeah, yeah. How you gonna get zombies to build a wall? | Oh yeah, yeah. How you gonna get zombies to build a wall? |
462 | 00:24:36,307 | 00:24:40,438 | Zombies cannot be trained. As President, you should know that. | Zombies cannot be trained. As President, you should know that. |
463 | 00:24:40,480 | 00:24:43,317 | Lannister, you small-fingered fool. | Lannister, you small-fingered fool. |
464 | 00:24:43,357 | 00:24:46,612 | Why don't you quit flimflamming with your jibber jabber for once | Why don't you quit flimflamming with your jibber jabber for once |
465 | 00:24:46,653 | 00:24:48,488 | and say what you really think. | and say what you really think. |
466 | 00:24:48,696 | 00:24:51,323 | He doesn't think America deserves a wall! | He doesn't think America deserves a wall! |
467 | 00:24:51,365 | 00:24:54,451 | He doesn't think America's good enough for a wall! | He doesn't think America's good enough for a wall! |
468 | 00:24:54,492 | 00:24:55,452 | He hates America! | He hates America! |
469 | 00:24:55,494 | 00:24:57,454 | No, no, no! I love America! | No, no, no! I love America! |
470 | 00:24:57,497 | 00:24:59,623 | It's business as usual politicians, | It's business as usual politicians, |
471 | 00:24:59,664 | 00:25:01,710 | like my opponent, that I hate. | like my opponent, that I hate. |
472 | 00:25:01,751 | 00:25:03,795 | So you've changed your mind on America now, huh? | So you've changed your mind on America now, huh? |
473 | 00:25:03,836 | 00:25:04,627 | No. | No. |
474 | 00:25:04,670 | 00:25:07,964 | Flip-flop. Flip-flop. Do you see what's happening here, folks? | Flip-flop. Flip-flop. Do you see what's happening here, folks? |
475 | 00:25:17,017 | 00:25:17,767 | Help! | Help! |
476 | 00:25:18,393 | 00:25:19,434 | Somebody! | Somebody! |
477 | 00:25:20,019 | 00:25:21,269 | Hey, hey. Wait. | Hey, hey. Wait. |
478 | 00:25:21,353 | 00:25:24,397 | And I've killed plenty of Zs with my massive hands. | And I've killed plenty of Zs with my massive hands. |
479 | 00:25:24,440 | 00:25:26,067 | Binders of 'em. | Binders of 'em. |
480 | 00:25:26,107 | 00:25:27,027 | Please! | Please! |
481 | 00:25:27,402 | 00:25:28,487 | They're coming! | They're coming! |
482 | 00:25:28,528 | 00:25:30,529 | Frankly, my hands are too large. | Frankly, my hands are too large. |
483 | 00:25:30,571 | 00:25:33,031 | Will you shut up and let him speak. What's wrong? | Will you shut up and let him speak. What's wrong? |
484 | 00:25:33,073 | 00:25:35,451 | The sickness, it killed them all. | The sickness, it killed them all. |
485 | 00:25:36,787 | 00:25:38,413 | Everybody in Rosebud is dead. | Everybody in Rosebud is dead. |
486 | 00:25:38,579 | 00:25:39,497 | Rosebud? | Rosebud? |
487 | 00:25:39,538 | 00:25:40,664 | The nearest town. | The nearest town. |
488 | 00:25:40,707 | 00:25:42,708 | It's our only source of water within a hundred miles. | It's our only source of water within a hundred miles. |
489 | 00:25:42,750 | 00:25:45,502 | If something's happened to cut off our water supply... | If something's happened to cut off our water supply... |
490 | 00:25:45,545 | 00:25:48,212 | The whole town's turned freaky Z! | The whole town's turned freaky Z! |
491 | 00:25:57,390 | 00:25:59,977 | Mr. President, do something! | Mr. President, do something! |
492 | 00:26:01,894 | 00:26:07,025 | This news is dire. But now is the time we stand together. | This news is dire. But now is the time we stand together. |
493 | 00:26:07,067 | 00:26:09,234 | Nobody and nothing's gonna kill you. | Nobody and nothing's gonna kill you. |
494 | 00:26:10,112 | 00:26:12,071 | Cuz I'm gonna kill 'em first! | Cuz I'm gonna kill 'em first! |
495 | 00:26:22,748 | 00:26:23,500 | Look! | Look! |
496 | 00:26:30,589 | 00:26:31,464 | I'll kill it! | I'll kill it! |
497 | 00:26:32,092 | 00:26:34,259 | I'm gonna kill it even harder! | I'm gonna kill it even harder! |
498 | 00:26:35,595 | 00:26:37,721 | Hey, if I don't come back, kill Lannister. | Hey, if I don't come back, kill Lannister. |
499 | 00:26:37,762 | 00:26:38,765 | Happily. | Happily. |
500 | 00:26:47,772 | 00:26:48,775 | Oh, wait. | Oh, wait. |
501 | 00:26:52,444 | 00:26:53,946 | Hey. | Hey. |
502 | 00:27:01,369 | 00:27:02,747 | I give you mercy. | I give you mercy. |
503 | 00:27:10,712 | 00:27:13,007 | Idiots, come on! | Idiots, come on! |
504 | 00:27:20,682 | 00:27:22,932 | A little help here, guys! | A little help here, guys! |
505 | 00:27:41,492 | 00:27:42,827 | Doctor? | Doctor? |
506 | 00:27:44,829 | 00:27:45,998 | He's gone. | He's gone. |
507 | 00:27:46,248 | 00:27:48,000 | You can stop now. | You can stop now. |
508 | 00:27:57,384 | 00:27:59,386 | Don't worry. You're safe. | Don't worry. You're safe. |
509 | 00:27:59,511 | 00:28:00,387 | I killed him. | I killed him. |
510 | 00:28:00,430 | 00:28:03,849 | Ladies and gentlemen. The President of the United States! | Ladies and gentlemen. The President of the United States! |
511 | 00:28:04,767 | 00:28:06,309 | Oh, nah. It was nothing! | Oh, nah. It was nothing! |
512 | 00:28:06,352 | 00:28:09,188 | I killed three of them in a single blow. | I killed three of them in a single blow. |
513 | 00:28:09,230 | 00:28:10,065 | He's lying! | He's lying! |
514 | 00:28:10,106 | 00:28:12,400 | And there's plenty more where that came from! | And there's plenty more where that came from! |
515 | 00:28:12,442 | 00:28:13,317 | He's lying! | He's lying! |
516 | 00:28:13,357 | 00:28:15,528 | Oh, come here. Come here. | Oh, come here. Come here. |
517 | 00:28:32,627 | 00:28:33,922 | And remember, | And remember, |
518 | 00:28:34,212 | 00:28:36,714 | no matter how much they beg... | no matter how much they beg... |
519 | 00:28:37,883 | 00:28:39,551 | No mercy! | No mercy! |
520 | 00:29:00,823 | 00:29:03,116 | God loves the idea of a wall. | God loves the idea of a wall. |
521 | 00:29:03,157 | 00:29:04,867 | Admit it. You're soft on Zs. | Admit it. You're soft on Zs. |
522 | 00:29:04,910 | 00:29:09,207 | You hear the way he says that? So glottal, as if he's foreign. | You hear the way he says that? So glottal, as if he's foreign. |
523 | 00:29:09,248 | 00:29:11,375 | What about you, Mr. President? | What about you, Mr. President? |
524 | 00:29:11,416 | 00:29:13,292 | Yes, my delicate dandelion? | Yes, my delicate dandelion? |
525 | 00:29:13,335 | 00:29:15,547 | What have you done for this country? | What have you done for this country? |
526 | 00:29:15,587 | 00:29:18,048 | If we still even have one left. | If we still even have one left. |
527 | 00:29:18,089 | 00:29:20,468 | In all of this time, since day one, | In all of this time, since day one, |
528 | 00:29:20,509 | 00:29:22,553 | not a single law has been passed. | not a single law has been passed. |
529 | 00:29:22,595 | 00:29:25,055 | There's been no example of the government | There's been no example of the government |
530 | 00:29:25,096 | 00:29:26,722 | making peoples' lives better. | making peoples' lives better. |
531 | 00:29:26,765 | 00:29:29,393 | America has gone to the zombies. | America has gone to the zombies. |
532 | 00:29:29,434 | 00:29:33,606 | So I ask you again, what have you done? | So I ask you again, what have you done? |
533 | 00:29:40,363 | 00:29:41,446 | Umm. | Umm. |
534 | 00:29:41,823 | 00:29:44,907 | When was the last time any of you paid taxes? | When was the last time any of you paid taxes? |
535 | 00:29:44,950 | 00:29:46,617 | Thanks, Howell. You're welcome! | Thanks, Howell. You're welcome! |
536 | 00:29:51,457 | 00:29:53,542 | Debate's over! Time to vote! | Debate's over! Time to vote! |
537 | 00:30:58,522 | 00:31:00,442 | Hello? | Hello? |
538 | 00:31:28,553 | 00:31:30,472 | Ugh. | Ugh. |
539 | 00:32:22,442 | 00:32:23,482 | And in conclusion, | And in conclusion, |
540 | 00:32:23,525 | 00:32:26,444 | a vote for me is a vote for the wall. | a vote for me is a vote for the wall. |
541 | 00:32:26,487 | 00:32:29,198 | And a death knell to the zombie menace! | And a death knell to the zombie menace! |
542 | 00:32:29,448 | 00:32:30,450 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
543 | 00:32:31,950 | 00:32:35,244 | Do we want another four years like the last four years? | Do we want another four years like the last four years? |
544 | 00:32:35,287 | 00:32:37,248 | I don't, and I don't think you do either. | I don't, and I don't think you do either. |
545 | 00:32:37,289 | 00:32:40,917 | My opponent talks a big game. He talks a big game. | My opponent talks a big game. He talks a big game. |
546 | 00:32:40,960 | 00:32:45,255 | I don't trust big game. What I trust are large holes. | I don't trust big game. What I trust are large holes. |
547 | 00:32:45,297 | 00:32:48,424 | Large holes that zombies cannot climb out of. | Large holes that zombies cannot climb out of. |
548 | 00:32:48,467 | 00:32:50,428 | And criminals that get eaten. | And criminals that get eaten. |
549 | 00:32:50,470 | 00:32:54,972 | It's a twofer. So vote for me, John J. Lannister. | It's a twofer. So vote for me, John J. Lannister. |
550 | 00:32:55,015 | 00:32:56,267 | Businessman. | Businessman. |
551 | 00:32:56,307 | 00:32:57,477 | Patriot. | Patriot. |
552 | 00:32:58,143 | 00:32:59,311 | And human. | And human. |
553 | 00:33:06,609 | 00:33:08,528 | Listen to me, everybody! | Listen to me, everybody! |
554 | 00:33:08,569 | 00:33:10,321 | Don't drink the water! | Don't drink the water! |
555 | 00:33:10,365 | 00:33:13,491 | The reservoir in Rosebud was contaminated by a dead zombie. | The reservoir in Rosebud was contaminated by a dead zombie. |
556 | 00:33:13,532 | 00:33:15,827 | The zombie's head was stuck in the water filter. | The zombie's head was stuck in the water filter. |
557 | 00:33:15,869 | 00:33:17,997 | And God only knows what kind of poisons | And God only knows what kind of poisons |
558 | 00:33:18,038 | 00:33:19,957 | are leaking into your water supply. | are leaking into your water supply. |
559 | 00:33:19,998 | 00:33:21,708 | Just don't drink the water! | Just don't drink the water! |
560 | 00:33:21,750 | 00:33:25,127 | That's our only source of water for hundreds of miles! | That's our only source of water for hundreds of miles! |
561 | 00:33:25,170 | 00:33:26,172 | We'll die without it. | We'll die without it. |
562 | 00:33:26,212 | 00:33:28,007 | You're already dying. | You're already dying. |
563 | 00:33:28,048 | 00:33:32,261 | We're in the middle of nowhere. What are we supposed to do? | We're in the middle of nowhere. What are we supposed to do? |
564 | 00:33:38,017 | 00:33:38,727 | I drank the water. | I drank the water. |
565 | 00:33:38,768 | 00:33:39,684 | We drank it too! | We drank it too! |
566 | 00:33:39,727 | 00:33:42,396 | Oh God, I think I can still taste zombie! | Oh God, I think I can still taste zombie! |
567 | 00:33:42,438 | 00:33:44,147 | It's not the water. It can't be. | It's not the water. It can't be. |
568 | 00:33:44,190 | 00:33:47,317 | Everyone's been drinking it, and not everyone is sick. | Everyone's been drinking it, and not everyone is sick. |
569 | 00:33:47,359 | 00:33:49,319 | This zombie stuff is very unpredictable. | This zombie stuff is very unpredictable. |
570 | 00:33:49,362 | 00:33:51,654 | Trust me. I've seen a lot of crazy shit. | Trust me. I've seen a lot of crazy shit. |
571 | 00:33:51,696 | 00:33:53,490 | How do we know if you're right? | How do we know if you're right? |
572 | 00:33:53,531 | 00:33:56,867 | What if you're wrong and we die of thirst when we have water? | What if you're wrong and we die of thirst when we have water? |
573 | 00:33:56,910 | 00:33:58,829 | How disgustingly predictable! | How disgustingly predictable! |
574 | 00:33:58,872 | 00:34:00,329 | In this time of strife, | In this time of strife, |
575 | 00:34:00,372 | 00:34:04,417 | Howell and his cohorts are using fear tactics to manipulate you, | Howell and his cohorts are using fear tactics to manipulate you, |
576 | 00:34:04,460 | 00:34:05,836 | the electorate. | the electorate. |
577 | 00:34:05,877 | 00:34:08,005 | You, Sir, are an unelected bureaucrat. | You, Sir, are an unelected bureaucrat. |
578 | 00:34:08,047 | 00:34:10,842 | And this is a prime example of government overreach. | And this is a prime example of government overreach. |
579 | 00:34:10,882 | 00:34:14,887 | Okay? I say if the people want their water, let them have it. | Okay? I say if the people want their water, let them have it. |
580 | 00:34:14,927 | 00:34:17,181 | Let the consumer decide. Am I right? | Let the consumer decide. Am I right? |
581 | 00:34:17,222 | 00:34:18,347 | You're insane! | You're insane! |
582 | 00:34:18,389 | 00:34:20,349 | I'm trying to help these people live. | I'm trying to help these people live. |
583 | 00:34:20,391 | 00:34:22,103 | Mr. President? | Mr. President? |
584 | 00:34:22,144 | 00:34:23,394 | What do you think? | What do you think? |
585 | 00:34:27,983 | 00:34:29,402 | Doc. | Doc. |
586 | 00:34:30,902 | 00:34:32,487 | There's no proof. | There's no proof. |
587 | 00:34:33,072 | 00:34:35,449 | You haven't proven beyond a reasonable doubt | You haven't proven beyond a reasonable doubt |
588 | 00:34:35,492 | 00:34:38,994 | that that water was poisoned. It still needs more study. | that that water was poisoned. It still needs more study. |
589 | 00:34:42,498 | 00:34:43,581 | Doc. | Doc. |
590 | 00:34:44,125 | 00:34:46,001 | Without the proof, it... | Without the proof, it... |
591 | 00:34:47,795 | 00:34:49,463 | It wouldn't be prudent. | It wouldn't be prudent. |
592 | 00:34:50,632 | 00:34:52,342 | Sorry, Doc. This is science. | Sorry, Doc. This is science. |
593 | 00:34:52,675 | 00:34:54,427 | You know, screw you guys. | You know, screw you guys. |
594 | 00:34:54,467 | 00:34:57,429 | If you all want to die, drink the water! | If you all want to die, drink the water! |
595 | 00:34:57,472 | 00:34:58,262 | Mayor! | Mayor! |
596 | 00:34:59,514 | 00:35:02,099 | Unfounded scientific intervention | Unfounded scientific intervention |
597 | 00:35:02,143 | 00:35:05,061 | is how we ended up with the zombie apocalypse | is how we ended up with the zombie apocalypse |
598 | 00:35:05,103 | 00:35:06,355 | in the first place. | in the first place. |
599 | 00:35:07,815 | 00:35:09,525 | This is real. | This is real. |
600 | 00:35:09,942 | 00:35:11,485 | These people are in danger. | These people are in danger. |
601 | 00:35:11,527 | 00:35:14,737 | This is not another one of your cons. Be a decent person. | This is not another one of your cons. Be a decent person. |
602 | 00:35:14,780 | 00:35:16,614 | Drop the act. | Drop the act. |
603 | 00:35:21,452 | 00:35:24,456 | The vote, Sketchy. The loot. Come on. | The vote, Sketchy. The loot. Come on. |
604 | 00:35:28,501 | 00:35:30,128 | Come on. | Come on. |
605 | 00:35:30,797 | 00:35:32,507 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
606 | 00:35:33,382 | 00:35:34,467 | Wow. | Wow. |
607 | 00:35:36,342 | 00:35:40,514 | Turn in your ballots, citizens. Polls are closed! | Turn in your ballots, citizens. Polls are closed! |
608 | 00:35:48,480 | 00:35:51,608 | I don't know why you're working so hard. It's over. | I don't know why you're working so hard. It's over. |
609 | 00:35:51,650 | 00:35:54,027 | We're dying. The whole world is dying. | We're dying. The whole world is dying. |
610 | 00:35:54,070 | 00:35:56,987 | Maggie, there are people out there trying to help you. | Maggie, there are people out there trying to help you. |
611 | 00:35:57,030 | 00:35:58,322 | Help everybody. | Help everybody. |
612 | 00:35:58,364 | 00:36:00,032 | People you don't even know. | People you don't even know. |
613 | 00:36:00,074 | 00:36:04,163 | All you got to do is stay alive and let them finish the job. | All you got to do is stay alive and let them finish the job. |
614 | 00:36:04,204 | 00:36:06,456 | Now, if there's poison in your system, | Now, if there's poison in your system, |
615 | 00:36:06,498 | 00:36:10,711 | this charcoal will bind to it and keep it from being absorbed | this charcoal will bind to it and keep it from being absorbed |
616 | 00:36:13,172 | 00:36:14,422 | Will this work? | Will this work? |
617 | 00:36:14,547 | 00:36:17,552 | I don't know. I saw it on "Naked and Afraid." | I don't know. I saw it on "Naked and Afraid." |
618 | 00:36:17,592 | 00:36:21,512 | But it's worth a try. Sorry, it's not gonna taste very good. | But it's worth a try. Sorry, it's not gonna taste very good. |
619 | 00:36:23,222 | 00:36:24,724 | Bon appétit. | Bon appétit. |
620 | 00:36:26,684 | 00:36:28,061 | Maggie? | Maggie? |
621 | 00:36:28,436 | 00:36:29,605 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
622 | 00:36:39,907 | 00:36:41,492 | Hey. | Hey. |
623 | 00:36:41,532 | 00:36:43,159 | I want to be a good person. It's just... | I want to be a good person. It's just... |
624 | 00:36:43,202 | 00:36:45,327 | Then maybe you should be. | Then maybe you should be. |
625 | 00:36:45,369 | 00:36:47,248 | And the first vote goes to... | And the first vote goes to... |
626 | 00:36:49,041 | 00:36:50,541 | Stop the vote! | Stop the vote! |
627 | 00:36:52,711 | 00:36:55,547 | These men are con artists! | These men are con artists! |
628 | 00:36:57,467 | 00:37:00,427 | Uh oh. Z Partiers. | Uh oh. Z Partiers. |
629 | 00:37:08,936 | 00:37:10,394 | Let me look at you. | Let me look at you. |
630 | 00:37:14,233 | 00:37:16,402 | Hey, your eyes, they're starting to clear up. | Hey, your eyes, they're starting to clear up. |
631 | 00:37:16,443 | 00:37:18,902 | I'm starting to feel more like myself. | I'm starting to feel more like myself. |
632 | 00:37:18,947 | 00:37:20,072 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
633 | 00:37:20,487 | 00:37:21,989 | The water. | The water. |
634 | 00:37:22,492 | 00:37:24,117 | You were right. | You were right. |
635 | 00:37:25,242 | 00:37:27,244 | Thanks to the zombies, | Thanks to the zombies, |
636 | 00:37:27,288 | 00:37:31,958 | America is truly the land of the free and the home of the badass. | America is truly the land of the free and the home of the badass. |
637 | 00:37:32,335 | 00:37:34,670 | There is no president here. | There is no president here. |
638 | 00:37:34,920 | 00:37:38,632 | These men are treasonous charlatans. | These men are treasonous charlatans. |
639 | 00:37:38,672 | 00:37:41,467 | They came in their limo, ripped off our town, | They came in their limo, ripped off our town, |
640 | 00:37:41,510 | 00:37:44,347 | and took all our supplies as donations. | and took all our supplies as donations. |
641 | 00:37:46,097 | 00:37:49,101 | What do you have to say for yourselves? | What do you have to say for yourselves? |
642 | 00:37:50,811 | 00:37:52,186 | I say... | I say... |
643 | 00:37:59,777 | 00:38:04,449 | I say you were never so happy as when we rode off with your shit. | I say you were never so happy as when we rode off with your shit. |
644 | 00:38:47,409 | 00:38:48,617 | Politics as usual. | Politics as usual. |
645 | 00:38:52,581 | 00:38:54,458 | I think we've outstayed our welcome. | I think we've outstayed our welcome. |
646 | 00:38:54,500 | 00:38:57,628 | It's about time. Politics always makes me feel so dirty. | It's about time. Politics always makes me feel so dirty. |
647 | 00:39:09,012 | 00:39:11,557 | Quit shooting at each other! We've got Zs! | Quit shooting at each other! We've got Zs! |
648 | 00:39:28,367 | 00:39:29,452 | Gina! Tina! | Gina! Tina! |
649 | 00:39:30,617 | 00:39:31,369 | Look out! | Look out! |
650 | 00:39:39,043 | 00:39:39,878 | Yeah, time to go. | Yeah, time to go. |
651 | 00:39:39,920 | 00:39:41,505 | Well what about the others? | Well what about the others? |
652 | 00:39:41,547 | 00:39:42,547 | Lucy. | Lucy. |
653 | 00:39:45,717 | 00:39:47,010 | They'll be okay. | They'll be okay. |
654 | 00:39:49,972 | 00:39:51,347 | She's got it covered. | She's got it covered. |
655 | 00:39:51,389 | 00:39:52,347 | Yeah, come on. | Yeah, come on. |
656 | 00:40:09,949 | 00:40:10,699 | Let's go. Let's go! | Let's go. Let's go! |
657 | 00:40:10,742 | 00:40:11,784 | Gina. | Gina. |
658 | 00:40:12,077 | 00:40:15,163 | Tina. I can't leave without my Gitina. | Tina. I can't leave without my Gitina. |
659 | 00:40:20,126 | 00:40:21,628 | Okay, we can go. | Okay, we can go. |
660 | 00:40:31,304 | 00:40:32,847 | Doc! Addy! Wait up! | Doc! Addy! Wait up! |
661 | 00:40:34,307 | 00:40:35,099 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
662 | 00:41:01,293 | 00:41:02,251 | My stuff! | My stuff! |
663 | 00:41:05,882 | 00:41:06,632 | Oh! | Oh! |
664 | 00:41:06,672 | 00:41:07,465 | Woo! | Woo! |
665 | 00:41:08,092 | 00:41:09,050 | You wanna get involved? | You wanna get involved? |
666 | 00:41:09,510 | 00:41:11,137 | Nah. I hate politics. | Nah. I hate politics. |
667 | 00:41:27,862 | 00:41:29,280 | Hey, covergirl. | Hey, covergirl. |
668 | 00:41:29,322 | 00:41:32,407 | What happened to staying well- groomed during the Apocalypse? | What happened to staying well- groomed during the Apocalypse? |
669 | 00:41:34,409 | 00:41:36,119 | Nevermind. Shutting up. | Nevermind. Shutting up. |
670 | 00:41:36,161 | 00:41:37,411 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
671 | 00:41:38,579 | 00:41:40,706 | Can we just find Lucy, | Can we just find Lucy, |
672 | 00:41:40,748 | 00:41:44,085 | make the vaccine, and get this Apocalypse over with? | make the vaccine, and get this Apocalypse over with? |
673 | 00:41:58,349 | 00:42:03,396 | Here's the last of the charcoal. Crazy. But somehow it works. | Here's the last of the charcoal. Crazy. But somehow it works. |
674 | 00:42:03,605 | 00:42:05,273 | Here you go. | Here you go. |
675 | 00:42:14,032 | 00:42:15,199 | You moving on? | You moving on? |
676 | 00:42:15,242 | 00:42:17,827 | Can't stay here. But we can stay together. | Can't stay here. But we can stay together. |
677 | 00:42:17,869 | 00:42:19,371 | You should come with us. | You should come with us. |
678 | 00:42:19,913 | 00:42:21,748 | Who won the election, anyway? | Who won the election, anyway? |
679 | 00:42:22,248 | 00:42:24,460 | Everyone wrote in the same thing. | Everyone wrote in the same thing. |
680 | 00:42:24,876 | 00:42:26,878 | That weed doctor. | That weed doctor. |