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1 00:00:01,002 00:00:02,669 Previously on Z Nation Previously on Z Nation
2 00:00:02,712 00:00:05,131 We got to get to Lucy before Murphy does. We got to get to Lucy before Murphy does.
3 00:00:05,173 00:00:06,256 Murphy has a child? Murphy has a child?
4 00:00:06,298 00:00:09,926 Do you know what this means? She could've inherited his immunity. Do you know what this means? She could've inherited his immunity.
5 00:00:09,968 00:00:12,887 Doc and Addy, you guys go after Lucy. Doc and Addy, you guys go after Lucy.
6 00:00:14,932 00:00:16,682 Is that Lucy? Is that Lucy?
7 00:00:16,727 00:00:18,268 Addy, are you okay? Addy, are you okay?
8 00:00:18,309 00:00:19,228 Lucy. Lucy.
9 00:00:19,728 00:00:20,980 Lucy! Lucy!
10 00:00:21,021 00:00:22,440 We got to get help. We got to get help.
11 00:00:22,481 00:00:24,317 One of us has to go back, One of us has to go back,
12 00:00:24,358 00:00:26,945 find it, get in contact with Citizen Z or Warren. find it, get in contact with Citizen Z or Warren.
13 00:00:26,986 00:00:28,987 Alright, don't worry. I'll find the radio tower. Alright, don't worry. I'll find the radio tower.
14 00:00:29,030 00:00:30,282 Be careful. Be careful.
15 00:00:30,323 00:00:31,157 You too. You too.
16 00:01:26,837 00:01:28,046 Hey. Hey.
17 00:01:28,087 00:01:29,548 What you looking at? What you looking at?
18 00:01:29,840 00:01:32,468 You won't believe this. Come here. You won't believe this. Come here.
19 00:01:41,435 00:01:43,144 Are those humans? Are those humans?
20 00:01:43,269 00:01:45,689 If you can call them that. If you can call them that.
21 00:01:48,609 00:01:51,403 Anything good happen during the night? Anything good happen during the night?
22 00:01:55,200 00:01:57,992 Got that guy from Kazakhstan again. Got that guy from Kazakhstan again.
23 00:01:58,034 00:02:01,831 He's data mining for old vaccine trials. He's data mining for old vaccine trials.
24 00:02:01,873 00:02:04,207 Who is he working for? Who is he working for?
25 00:02:08,044 00:02:10,173 Anything from Operation Bite Mark? Anything from Operation Bite Mark?
26 00:02:10,340 00:02:13,634 Just the occasional rant from Murphy. Just the occasional rant from Murphy.
27 00:02:14,134 00:02:16,219 Where are they? Where are they?
28 00:02:17,055 00:02:19,389 Come on, Warren. Talk to me. Come on, Warren. Talk to me.
29 00:02:27,022 00:02:30,943 Is it just me, or does the world seem more empty? Is it just me, or does the world seem more empty?
30 00:02:40,662 00:02:45,957 Distinctly, I remember it was in the bleak December. Distinctly, I remember it was in the bleak December.
31 00:02:46,082 00:02:52,923 And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
32 00:02:52,965 00:02:58,219 Eagerly, eagerly I wished the morrow. Eagerly, eagerly I wished the morrow.
33 00:02:59,180 00:03:02,849 Vainly I had sought to borrow. Vainly I had sought to borrow.
34 00:03:02,891 00:03:06,562 From my books surcease of sorrow. From my books surcease of sorrow.
35 00:03:08,146 00:03:11,192 And the silken sad uncertain rustling And the silken sad uncertain rustling
36 00:03:11,233 00:03:14,486 of each purple curtain thrilled me. of each purple curtain thrilled me.
37 00:03:14,527 00:03:18,407 Filled me with fantastic terrors. Filled me with fantastic terrors.
38 00:03:31,419 00:03:36,926 So that now, to still the beating of my heart, So that now, to still the beating of my heart,
39 00:03:36,967 00:03:39,137 I stood repeating I stood repeating
40 00:03:39,177 00:03:43,348 'tis some visitor entreating entrance... 'tis some visitor entreating entrance...
41 00:03:44,141 00:03:46,185 ...at my chamber door. ...at my chamber door.
42 00:03:52,275 00:03:55,110 Designs will strain to nothing. Designs will strain to nothing.
43 00:03:56,777 00:04:00,991 Strict confines of this sweet order. Strict confines of this sweet order.
44 00:04:01,032 00:04:04,078 Where in pious rape. Where in pious rape.
45 00:04:04,245 00:04:08,667 Shape. Till he would order mingles and combines. Shape. Till he would order mingles and combines.
46 00:04:08,707 00:04:13,294 Past are the hours, the years of our duress. Past are the hours, the years of our duress.
47 00:04:14,046 00:04:17,925 His arrogance, our awful servitude. His arrogance, our awful servitude.
48 00:04:17,966 00:04:19,427 I have him. I have him.
49 00:04:19,468 00:04:22,930 He is nothing more nor nothing less. He is nothing more nor nothing less.
50 00:04:22,971 00:04:26,016 Than something simple not yet understood. Than something simple not yet understood.
51 00:04:27,142 00:04:30,103 I shall not even force him to confess. I shall not even force him to confess.
52 00:04:30,521 00:04:35,108 Or answer. I will only make him good. Or answer. I will only make him good.
53 00:04:36,192 00:04:40,406 In the strict confines of this sweet order. In the strict confines of this sweet order.
54 00:04:40,447 00:04:43,574 Where, in pious rape, I hold his essence... Where, in pious rape, I hold his essence...
55 00:06:38,023 00:06:39,942 ♪ Have mercy ♪ ♪ Have mercy ♪
56 00:06:42,026 00:06:47,742 ♪ Oh, have mercy ♪ ♪ Oh, have mercy ♪
57 00:07:10,305 00:07:11,764 Am I dead? Am I dead?
58 00:07:11,932 00:07:15,060 Good morning, Sleepy Head. Good morning, Sleepy Head.
59 00:07:17,103 00:07:18,437 Where am I? Where am I?
60 00:07:18,687 00:07:21,233 Shh. You're safe now. Shh. You're safe now.
61 00:07:21,524 00:07:24,653 That was a bad sunburn. That was a bad sunburn.
62 00:07:24,903 00:07:28,654 Perfect. My oils work miracles. Perfect. My oils work miracles.
63 00:07:28,656 00:07:31,199 Never go outside without UV protection. Never go outside without UV protection.
64 00:07:31,201 00:07:34,538 And Z protection. And Z protection.
65 00:07:35,706 00:07:36,915 Who are you? Who are you?
66 00:07:37,166 00:07:38,750 I'm Camilla. I'm Camilla.
67 00:07:38,834 00:07:40,002 That's Linda. That's Linda.
68 00:07:40,043 00:07:40,961 And that's Sarah. And that's Sarah.
69 00:07:41,002 00:07:43,088 Much better. Much better.
70 00:07:43,713 00:07:45,925 So, what's your name, darling? So, what's your name, darling?
71 00:07:46,091 00:07:49,387 Oh, my name's Steven. But everybody calls me Doc. Oh, my name's Steven. But everybody calls me Doc.
72 00:07:49,427 00:07:50,512 Well, Well,
73 00:07:50,555 00:07:54,182 looks like you got yourself into a bit of trouble out there, Doc. looks like you got yourself into a bit of trouble out there, Doc.
74 00:07:54,225 00:07:57,142 But lucky for you, we found you on time. But lucky for you, we found you on time.
75 00:07:57,187 00:07:59,312 Did you see the sparkling Z? Did you see the sparkling Z?
76 00:07:59,355 00:08:01,982 It's like Zombie Christmas out there. It's like Zombie Christmas out there.
77 00:08:02,023 00:08:04,151 Yeah, that's Sarah's thing. Yeah, that's Sarah's thing.
78 00:08:04,192 00:08:07,069 She's taken bedazzling to a whole new level. She's taken bedazzling to a whole new level.
79 00:08:07,112 00:08:11,699 Had to get creative after Black Summer. Too much death around. Had to get creative after Black Summer. Too much death around.
80 00:08:11,742 00:08:13,160 Ain't that the truth. Ain't that the truth.
81 00:08:14,077 00:08:16,872 Well ladies, thanks for your hospitality. Well ladies, thanks for your hospitality.
82 00:08:16,913 00:08:18,875 But I really should get going. But I really should get going.
83 00:08:18,916 00:08:21,377 I wouldn't want to cause you any more trouble. I wouldn't want to cause you any more trouble.
84 00:08:21,418 00:08:24,547 By the way, was that your radio I heard earlier? By the way, was that your radio I heard earlier?
85 00:08:24,879 00:08:27,173 Oww. Oww.
86 00:08:27,216 00:08:28,425 It's possible. It's possible.
87 00:08:29,052 00:08:32,136 Yes. We have a solar-powered radio. Yes. We have a solar-powered radio.
88 00:08:34,639 00:08:39,394 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Let me help you with that. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Let me help you with that.
89 00:08:40,144 00:08:43,315 You probably heard my radio show. You probably heard my radio show.
90 00:08:43,899 00:08:45,817 I read poetry. I read poetry.
91 00:08:46,152 00:08:48,195 Some of the classics. Some of the classics.
92 00:08:48,445 00:08:50,404 I'm a poet myself. I'm a poet myself.
93 00:08:52,408 00:08:55,662 Yeah, you know cuz I saw the antenna, and... Yeah, you know cuz I saw the antenna, and...
94 00:08:56,202 00:08:59,873 I was hoping... Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes. I was hoping... Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes.
95 00:09:00,498 00:09:01,457 Texas. Texas.
96 00:09:01,500 00:09:03,085 Yes, yes. Yes, yes.
97 00:09:07,212 00:09:11,259 Up to Maine. Maine, yeah. Oh, oh. Up to Maine. Maine, yeah. Oh, oh.
98 00:09:13,052 00:09:14,763 See, I was hoping See, I was hoping
99 00:09:14,804 00:09:17,475 that you'd be kind enough to let me use your transmitter. that you'd be kind enough to let me use your transmitter.
100 00:09:17,600 00:09:20,059 You got a girlfriend out there, Doc? You got a girlfriend out there, Doc?
101 00:09:20,101 00:09:21,602 Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no.
102 00:09:21,812 00:09:25,440 I got split up from my group. And one of them's in trouble, I got split up from my group. And one of them's in trouble,
103 00:09:25,481 00:09:27,817 so I was hoping to send some help her way. so I was hoping to send some help her way.
104 00:09:27,860 00:09:29,736 We might be able to arrange that. We might be able to arrange that.
105 00:09:29,778 00:09:30,570 Yeah? Yeah?
106 00:09:30,613 00:09:32,990 I'll show you how to use our ham rig. I'll show you how to use our ham rig.
107 00:09:33,032 00:09:34,825 I'm licensed. I'm licensed.
108 00:09:35,158 00:09:37,495 All done, my dear. All done, my dear.
109 00:09:38,702 00:09:40,914 Oh, man bun? Oh, man bun?
110 00:09:41,873 00:09:43,082 Really? Really?
111 00:09:43,667 00:09:47,128 Citizen Z, come in. This is Delta-Xray-Delta. Citizen Z, come in. This is Delta-Xray-Delta.
112 00:09:47,169 00:09:49,131 This is Doc. Do you copy? This is Doc. Do you copy?
113 00:09:50,173 00:09:51,966 Come in, Northern Light. Come in, Northern Light.
114 00:09:52,008 00:09:53,970 How do you know if this thing's transmitting? How do you know if this thing's transmitting?
115 00:09:54,011 00:09:57,557 It's solar. When the battery holds a charge, we can transmit. It's solar. When the battery holds a charge, we can transmit.
116 00:09:57,597 00:09:58,932 Try again. Try again.
117 00:10:01,851 00:10:05,272 This is Delta-Xray-Delta for Citizen Z. Do you copy? This is Delta-Xray-Delta for Citizen Z. Do you copy?
118 00:10:06,106 00:10:08,774 Citizen Z, this is Doc. We need you, man. Citizen Z, this is Doc. We need you, man.
119 00:10:08,817 00:10:11,445 I have an emergency message for Operation Bite Mark. I have an emergency message for Operation Bite Mark.
120 00:10:11,486 00:10:12,488 Do you copy? Do you copy?
121 00:10:12,779 00:10:14,197 What's the emergency? What's the emergency?
122 00:10:14,365 00:10:16,950 And what's Operation Bite Mark? And what's Operation Bite Mark?
123 00:10:16,991 00:10:19,787 Oh, I'm not at liberty to say. Oh, I'm not at liberty to say.
124 00:10:19,827 00:10:21,455 I don't think. I don't think.
125 00:10:21,496 00:10:23,039 What I can tell you is that What I can tell you is that
126 00:10:23,081 00:10:25,292 the fate of humanity hangs in the balance. the fate of humanity hangs in the balance.
127 00:10:25,332 00:10:26,335 Oh. Oh.
128 00:10:26,376 00:10:29,210 So, what do you and your Operation Bite Mark friends So, what do you and your Operation Bite Mark friends
129 00:10:29,212 00:10:30,504 do for fun? do for fun?
130 00:10:30,547 00:10:31,715 Fun? Fun?
131 00:10:31,756 00:10:35,634 Oh, jeez, it's been awhile, Oh, jeez, it's been awhile,
132 00:10:35,677 00:10:39,139 you know with the world coming to an end and all. you know with the world coming to an end and all.
133 00:10:39,182 00:10:41,475 Need more fun. Copy that. Need more fun. Copy that.
134 00:10:45,477 00:10:48,856 Citizen Z, come in. Citizen Z. Citizen Z, come in. Citizen Z.
135 00:10:50,902 00:10:53,111 We have a situation. We have a situation.
136 00:10:54,654 00:10:58,200 Citizen Z. Delta-Xray-Delta. Citizen Z. Delta-Xray-Delta.
137 00:10:58,700 00:11:00,827 This is Doc speaking. This is Doc speaking.
138 00:11:02,162 00:11:03,996 Come on, man. We need you. Come on, man. We need you.
139 00:11:05,123 00:11:06,582 Come in, Citizen Z. Come in, Citizen Z.
140 00:11:15,717 00:11:18,761 Nothing but your ghosts out there. Nothing but your ghosts out there.
141 00:11:21,932 00:11:23,850 Wait. Wait.
142 00:11:23,892 00:11:25,518 Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
143 00:11:26,437 00:11:28,062 I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything.
144 00:11:28,522 00:11:30,023 There it is again. There it is again.
145 00:11:33,735 00:11:36,447 This is Citizen Z from Camp Northern Light. This is Citizen Z from Camp Northern Light.
146 00:11:36,488 00:11:37,782 Does anybody copy? Over. Does anybody copy? Over.
147 00:11:38,115 00:11:40,158 This is Citizen Z from Camp Northern Light. This is Citizen Z from Camp Northern Light.
148 00:11:40,200 00:11:42,118 Does anyone copy? Over. Does anyone copy? Over.
149 00:11:42,995 00:11:44,538 Numbers station. Numbers station.
150 00:11:44,580 00:11:46,956 No, I know I heard something. No, I know I heard something.
151 00:11:52,797 00:11:54,173 Citizen Z. Citizen Z.
152 00:11:54,506 00:11:56,674 Delta-Xray-Delta. Delta-Xray-Delta.
153 00:11:57,677 00:11:59,845 This is Doc speaking. This is Doc speaking.
154 00:12:02,597 00:12:03,722 What's wrong? What's wrong?
155 00:12:03,764 00:12:06,184 Sometimes the battery doesn't hold a charge. Sometimes the battery doesn't hold a charge.
156 00:12:06,226 00:12:07,937 We can try again in the morning. We can try again in the morning.
157 00:12:07,977 00:12:12,315 Yeah. In the meantime, we've got everything you need. Yeah. In the meantime, we've got everything you need.
158 00:12:12,356 00:12:15,567 Best the apocalypse has to offer. Best the apocalypse has to offer.
159 00:13:11,582 00:13:13,668 Hope you're hungry. Hope you're hungry.
160 00:13:14,544 00:13:18,173 Well, you know if there's really nothing I can do till morning... Well, you know if there's really nothing I can do till morning...
161 00:13:28,307 00:13:30,852 Welcome to paradise. Welcome to paradise.
162 00:13:30,894 00:13:32,312 We do everything ourselves. We do everything ourselves.
163 00:13:32,352 00:13:35,190 100% self-sufficient. 100% self-sufficient.
164 00:13:35,231 00:13:39,320 Made the furniture, clothes, any of the art you see. Made the furniture, clothes, any of the art you see.
165 00:13:39,528 00:13:41,238 Even the candles. Even the candles.
166 00:13:41,279 00:13:42,990 Grow our own food. Grow our own food.
167 00:13:43,032 00:13:46,284 Rigged up sustainable power for the whole place. Rigged up sustainable power for the whole place.
168 00:13:46,659 00:13:49,246 Nothing we don't have. Nothing we don't have.
169 00:13:49,455 00:13:52,542 Nothing we can't do. Nothing we can't do.
170 00:13:56,378 00:13:58,379 Don't worry. It's vegan. Don't worry. It's vegan.
171 00:13:59,548 00:14:02,383 Gluten free and locally sourced. Gluten free and locally sourced.
172 00:14:02,424 00:14:05,345 There's no reason to stop caring about the environment. There's no reason to stop caring about the environment.
173 00:14:05,386 00:14:07,722 Earth is still our home. Earth is still our home.
174 00:14:07,972 00:14:09,807 Well, I think the Zs would disagree. Well, I think the Zs would disagree.
175 00:14:09,850 00:14:10,891 Trust me. Trust me.
176 00:14:10,893 00:14:13,727 Somewhere in their lizard brains, they know who's boss. Somewhere in their lizard brains, they know who's boss.
177 00:14:22,572 00:14:24,822 Wow. This is really good. Wow. This is really good.
178 00:14:24,865 00:14:26,533 Tastes way better than I thought. Tastes way better than I thought.
179 00:14:26,575 00:14:28,576 You know, I went to a vegan Thanksgiving once. You know, I went to a vegan Thanksgiving once.
180 00:14:28,618 00:14:31,163 And I swear that turkey tasted just like paper mâché. And I swear that turkey tasted just like paper mâché.
181 00:14:32,581 00:14:34,667 No, but this is really good. No, but this is really good.
182 00:14:36,460 00:14:37,376 More stew? More stew?
183 00:14:37,501 00:14:38,711 More greens, Doc? More greens, Doc?
184 00:14:39,128 00:14:40,797 Another round, captain? Another round, captain?
185 00:14:42,340 00:14:44,342 Sure, I'll take some more. Sure, I'll take some more.
186 00:14:51,932 00:14:55,352 You have a very melodious voice. You have a very melodious voice.
187 00:14:55,394 00:14:57,815 Have you ever been in a band, Doc? Have you ever been in a band, Doc?
188 00:14:57,898 00:15:00,149 Well, as a matter of fact, Well, as a matter of fact,
189 00:15:00,192 00:15:03,278 I was a bass player in a Pink Floyd cover band. I was a bass player in a Pink Floyd cover band.
190 00:15:03,320 00:15:05,654 Of course that was way back before disco killed Of course that was way back before disco killed
191 00:15:05,697 00:15:07,447 life as I knew it. life as I knew it.
192 00:15:07,490 00:15:08,741 I always loved musicians. I always loved musicians.
193 00:15:08,783 00:15:12,621 Spent a lot of time on the road. Traveling with the band. Spent a lot of time on the road. Traveling with the band.
194 00:15:13,163 00:15:16,082 You have the hands You have the hands
195 00:15:16,125 00:15:17,876 of a musician. of a musician.
196 00:15:18,293 00:15:19,503 I do? I do?
197 00:15:19,586 00:15:23,881 You know, I play piano. I can play for you all night long. You know, I play piano. I can play for you all night long.
198 00:15:24,048 00:15:26,552 How's that food? Can I get you anything else? How's that food? Can I get you anything else?
199 00:15:26,592 00:15:28,134 I can do that. How 'bout playing something for me, us? I can do that. How 'bout playing something for me, us?
200 00:15:28,136 00:15:29,511 No, really. It's all right. No, really. It's all right.
201 00:15:29,513 00:15:32,430 No, I can do that. Do you like that idea? No, I can do that. Do you like that idea?
202 00:15:32,432 00:15:34,140 How 'bout you play inside for me later on? How 'bout you play inside for me later on?
203 00:15:34,142 00:15:35,141 I'll get him some more. I'll get him some more.
204 00:15:35,143 00:15:37,100 No, I think I'm alright. ...poetry readings. No, I think I'm alright. ...poetry readings.
205 00:15:37,102 00:15:40,940 Let's all go inside. Yes. We can go inside and enjoy... Let's all go inside. Yes. We can go inside and enjoy...
206 00:16:17,559 00:16:19,522 Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no.
207 00:16:19,647 00:16:21,481 You're our guest of honor. You're our guest of honor.
208 00:16:39,289 00:16:40,750 Perfect. Perfect.
209 00:16:44,504 00:16:46,131 Old fashioned. Old fashioned.
210 00:16:47,423 00:16:48,966 Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
211 00:16:49,008 00:16:51,427 Oh, you guys have cats? I love cats. Oh, you guys have cats? I love cats.
212 00:16:51,470 00:16:53,304 I haven't seen one in years. I haven't seen one in years.
213 00:16:54,179 00:16:55,932 Neither have we. Neither have we.
214 00:16:56,725 00:16:57,642 Hey! Hey!
215 00:16:57,726 00:16:59,437 Here, kitty, kitty! Here, kitty, kitty!
216 00:17:01,437 00:17:02,522 Here, kitty, kitty! Here, kitty, kitty!
217 00:17:16,869 00:17:20,414 Now, I've heard of crazy cat ladies. But, sheesh! Now, I've heard of crazy cat ladies. But, sheesh!
218 00:17:22,917 00:17:24,670 Come on, sparkles! Come on, sparkles!
219 00:17:24,711 00:17:27,505 Let Mr. Fluffy eat. Let Mr. Fluffy eat.
220 00:17:30,174 00:17:31,801 He's a naughty boy. He's a naughty boy.
221 00:17:31,843 00:17:33,886 You trained them? You trained them?
222 00:17:39,518 00:17:42,019 That's Socks. Don't let his decrepit state fool you. That's Socks. Don't let his decrepit state fool you.
223 00:17:42,061 00:17:44,146 He's a mischief maker. He's a mischief maker.
224 00:17:44,355 00:17:46,525 And that right there, that's Rascal. And that right there, that's Rascal.
225 00:17:46,567 00:17:47,984 He wouldn't stop eating himself. He wouldn't stop eating himself.
226 00:17:49,444 00:17:50,569 And that's Mittens. And that's Mittens.
227 00:17:50,612 00:17:53,281 I believe you already met him. Right, Mittens? I believe you already met him. Right, Mittens?
228 00:17:53,365 00:17:55,366 Yeah. I can't say it was a pleasure. Yeah. I can't say it was a pleasure.
229 00:18:23,769 00:18:26,063 Hey, I'm sorry about that. Hey, I'm sorry about that.
230 00:18:26,772 00:18:28,150 Don't worry, sweetie. Don't worry, sweetie.
231 00:18:28,442 00:18:30,942 Plenty more where that came from. Plenty more where that came from.
232 00:18:47,251 00:18:48,461 Refill? Refill?
233 00:18:50,005 00:18:52,423 Now, what is this exactly? Now, what is this exactly?
234 00:18:52,464 00:18:54,467 Dandelion wine. Dandelion wine.
235 00:18:54,593 00:18:56,261 Lots of vitamins Lots of vitamins
236 00:18:56,303 00:18:58,762 and great source of calcium. and great source of calcium.
237 00:18:58,805 00:19:00,722 Well I'm all about being healthy. Well I'm all about being healthy.
238 00:19:00,765 00:19:04,352 Gotta keep those bones strong. Gotta keep those bones strong.
239 00:19:05,936 00:19:09,063 What is it about glitter, you just can't get rid of it? What is it about glitter, you just can't get rid of it?
240 00:19:09,065 00:19:11,107 Glitter's forever. Known fact. Glitter's forever. Known fact.
241 00:19:26,833 00:19:32,337 I will put chaos into fourteen lines. I will put chaos into fourteen lines.
242 00:19:32,380 00:19:34,507 And keep him there. And keep him there.
243 00:19:34,549 00:19:37,593 And let him thence escape. And let him thence escape.
244 00:19:38,136 00:19:40,137 If he be lucky, If he be lucky,
245 00:19:40,180 00:19:44,474 let him twist and ape. let him twist and ape.
246 00:19:44,517 00:19:47,436 His adroit designs His adroit designs
247 00:19:47,519 00:19:49,521 will strain... will strain...
248 00:19:50,565 00:19:53,027 to nothing. to nothing.
249 00:19:54,192 00:19:56,779 Wanna see my scrap book? Wanna see my scrap book?
250 00:19:56,821 00:19:57,613 Oh. Oh.
251 00:19:57,654 00:19:59,782 Like to keep track of things. Like to keep track of things.
252 00:19:59,825 00:20:03,369 Used to be an accountant before the world went tits up. Used to be an accountant before the world went tits up.
253 00:20:03,412 00:20:06,079 Hard to break a habit, you know? Hard to break a habit, you know?
254 00:20:06,122 00:20:09,710 Well, whatever gets you through the apocalypse. Well, whatever gets you through the apocalypse.
255 00:20:09,751 00:20:12,170 My second wife was a scrapper. My second wife was a scrapper.
256 00:20:12,336 00:20:13,630 She saved everything. She saved everything.
257 00:20:14,047 00:20:18,343 Nice to have all your memories in one place, forever. Nice to have all your memories in one place, forever.
258 00:20:18,384 00:20:21,555 She burned all my shit up after the divorce. She burned all my shit up after the divorce.
259 00:20:21,596 00:20:23,932 God, I loved that woman. God, I loved that woman.
260 00:20:25,932 00:20:27,727 Well that's a nice pattern. Well that's a nice pattern.
261 00:20:27,768 00:20:29,228 Thanks. Thanks.
262 00:20:29,561 00:20:32,397 I snatch a bit of clothing off of each of them. I snatch a bit of clothing off of each of them.
263 00:20:32,440 00:20:34,442 Not a bad way to keep track of the Zs. Not a bad way to keep track of the Zs.
264 00:20:34,482 00:20:37,362 My little buddy counts Z kills. My little buddy counts Z kills.
265 00:20:37,403 00:20:40,948 Yeah, he must be up to 5,000 by now. Yeah, he must be up to 5,000 by now.
266 00:20:41,616 00:20:44,492 Actually he's the closest thing I have to a son. Actually he's the closest thing I have to a son.
267 00:20:46,288 00:20:48,582 Sure hope he's okay. Sure hope he's okay.
268 00:20:48,873 00:20:51,542 Hope everybody's okay. Hope everybody's okay.
269 00:20:51,585 00:20:53,502 Anywho... Anywho...
270 00:20:55,505 00:20:57,589 that's Pablo, that's Pablo,
271 00:20:57,798 00:21:00,009 my third husband. my third husband.
272 00:21:00,051 00:21:03,055 Death by slit throat, poor thing. Death by slit throat, poor thing.
273 00:21:04,262 00:21:07,724 Do you know what a Colombian Necktie is? Do you know what a Colombian Necktie is?
274 00:21:08,477 00:21:11,396 Well it ain't been an easy apocalypse for nobody. Well it ain't been an easy apocalypse for nobody.
275 00:21:11,438 00:21:14,440 Oh, this was way before day one. Oh, this was way before day one.
276 00:21:18,444 00:21:20,238 This is my niece's hair. This is my niece's hair.
277 00:21:20,279 00:21:23,825 She was a beauty queen, real pretty. She was a beauty queen, real pretty.
278 00:21:24,075 00:21:28,413 Got her head severed in a freak Z accident. Got her head severed in a freak Z accident.
279 00:21:28,454 00:21:30,789 All that wasted hair. All that wasted hair.
280 00:21:30,832 00:21:32,750 Can you imagine? Can you imagine?
281 00:21:33,542 00:21:38,673 Well ladies, it has been a delightful evening, truly. Well ladies, it has been a delightful evening, truly.
282 00:21:39,048 00:21:40,424 But, uh, well... But, uh, well...
283 00:21:42,426 00:21:45,012 ...you guys have been so kind to me. ...you guys have been so kind to me.
284 00:21:45,055 00:21:47,140 But I got to get up with the sun tomorrow But I got to get up with the sun tomorrow
285 00:21:47,182 00:21:48,347 and get back to that radio. and get back to that radio.
286 00:21:48,349 00:21:50,475 So if you'll just tell me where to bunk down. So if you'll just tell me where to bunk down.
287 00:21:50,477 00:21:53,021 But it's still early. Plenty of wine left. But it's still early. Plenty of wine left.
288 00:21:53,063 00:21:54,856 Yeah. Have another glass. Yeah. Have another glass.
289 00:21:55,190 00:21:57,357 How about a little treat? How about a little treat?
290 00:21:58,567 00:22:00,362 Where'd you get the z weed? Where'd you get the z weed?
291 00:22:00,403 00:22:03,573 What's z weed? This is homegrown, baby. What's z weed? This is homegrown, baby.
292 00:22:03,615 00:22:05,366 The best these hands could harvest. The best these hands could harvest.
293 00:22:05,407 00:22:09,619 Now hold on. Is this heaven? Are you three Angles of Mercy? Now hold on. Is this heaven? Are you three Angles of Mercy?
294 00:22:10,538 00:22:13,375 Yes and yes. Yes and yes.
295 00:22:13,416 00:22:15,583 Well, I guess I can stick around a little while longer. Well, I guess I can stick around a little while longer.
296 00:22:15,585 00:22:18,297 I can't get on that radio till the morning anyway, right? I can't get on that radio till the morning anyway, right?
297 00:22:20,298 00:22:23,509 This should make the Apocalypse a little less apocalyptic. This should make the Apocalypse a little less apocalyptic.
298 00:22:31,852 00:22:33,269 Amen to that. Amen to that.
299 00:22:33,394 00:22:35,353 And hallelujah. And hallelujah.
300 00:24:04,234 00:24:08,448 Oh, m-m-maccheroni, you about gave me a heart attack. Oh, m-m-maccheroni, you about gave me a heart attack.
301 00:24:08,490 00:24:09,615 Rabbit milk? Rabbit milk?
302 00:24:10,782 00:24:12,076 What did you say? What did you say?
303 00:24:12,117 00:24:13,702 Milked it myself. Milked it myself.
304 00:24:15,288 00:24:18,208 Mmm. Oh boy. Well, thanks. Mmm. Oh boy. Well, thanks.
305 00:24:19,000 00:24:22,336 You know Sarah, I really appreciate you letting me stay. You know Sarah, I really appreciate you letting me stay.
306 00:24:22,377 00:24:25,798 You let me know if there's anything else I can do, hon. You let me know if there's anything else I can do, hon.
307 00:24:25,882 00:24:27,799 I'm just one room over, I'm just one room over,
308 00:24:27,967 00:24:29,886 very very close. very very close.
309 00:24:30,511 00:24:31,887 Roger that. Roger that.
310 00:24:40,521 00:24:41,856 Hello again. Hello again.
311 00:24:45,942 00:24:49,446 I realized I never gave you my book of poetry. I realized I never gave you my book of poetry.
312 00:24:49,613 00:24:53,201 Oh, yeah, thanks. Far out. Oh, yeah, thanks. Far out.
313 00:24:53,451 00:24:58,498 It's written to be read in the nude. That's how I wrote it. It's written to be read in the nude. That's how I wrote it.
314 00:24:59,289 00:25:02,876 Okay, well I'll keep that in mind. Okay, well I'll keep that in mind.
315 00:25:18,182 00:25:19,936 Hey, I got people counting on me. Hey, I got people counting on me.
316 00:25:19,978 00:25:23,606 Including a little blue girl with a troubled paternal figure. Including a little blue girl with a troubled paternal figure.
317 00:25:23,731 00:25:26,400 Oh sweet lord, you think I'm here to hurt you? Oh sweet lord, you think I'm here to hurt you?
318 00:25:27,402 00:25:28,444 You're not? You're not?
319 00:25:28,737 00:25:32,365 If I wanted to hurt you, I'd wait till you were asleep. If I wanted to hurt you, I'd wait till you were asleep.
320 00:25:32,406 00:25:34,407 And then I would cut your throat. And then I would cut your throat.
321 00:25:34,450 00:25:36,492 You'd never even know what hit you. You'd never even know what hit you.
322 00:25:37,619 00:25:38,997 More effective. More effective.
323 00:25:39,038 00:25:41,539 Yeah, that, that would be more effective. Yeah, that, that would be more effective.
324 00:25:41,583 00:25:42,791 Kidding. Kidding.
325 00:25:42,833 00:25:46,755 I sharpened this sword in case you need it during the night. I sharpened this sword in case you need it during the night.
326 00:25:46,922 00:25:48,882 Oh. You brought it for me? Oh. You brought it for me?
327 00:25:49,589 00:25:51,718 Thank you. Thanks. Thank you. Thanks.
328 00:25:52,676 00:25:54,386 Sweet dreams, Docky-Doc. Sweet dreams, Docky-Doc.
329 00:25:54,428 00:25:55,430 Oh! Oh!
330 00:25:56,847 00:25:58,557 Teasing. Teasing.
331 00:27:04,332 00:27:08,292 Steven, you know this is gonna all end in tears. Steven, you know this is gonna all end in tears.
332 00:27:08,336 00:27:13,048 Just walk away now before you end up pickled in a jar. Just walk away now before you end up pickled in a jar.
333 00:27:15,384 00:27:16,468 But then again... But then again...
334 00:27:17,261 00:27:19,596 it's the Apocalypse. it's the Apocalypse.
335 00:28:03,097 00:28:06,268 Where the hell are my clothes? Where the hell are my clothes?
336 00:28:28,082 00:28:29,291 Teasing. Teasing.
337 00:28:29,333 00:28:31,085 Nude. Forever. Nude. Forever.
338 00:28:48,644 00:28:50,146 ...just getting by ya. ...just getting by ya.
339 00:28:50,188 00:28:53,857 Operation Bite Mark, walkin' the zompacalypse. Operation Bite Mark, walkin' the zompacalypse.
340 00:28:55,234 00:28:56,234 Whatever weather. Whatever weather.
341 00:28:57,278 00:28:58,988 Don't you see I'm lookin' for ya? Don't you see I'm lookin' for ya?
342 00:28:59,029 00:29:02,157 Wanna see where are ya. Getting' by ya. Operation... Wanna see where are ya. Getting' by ya. Operation...
343 00:29:02,200 00:29:04,160 I'm trying, lady. I'm trying, lady.
344 00:29:05,119 00:29:07,288 Kaya, this is Doc. You copy? Kaya, this is Doc. You copy?
345 00:29:07,329 00:29:10,748 Operation Bite Mark's still going. Come in, Northern Light. Operation Bite Mark's still going. Come in, Northern Light.
346 00:29:10,750 00:29:12,210 Walkin' the zompacalypse. Walkin' the zompacalypse.
347 00:29:12,251 00:29:13,461 Come on. Come on.
348 00:29:13,627 00:29:15,337 Come on. Come on.
349 00:29:16,712 00:29:20,008 Don't ya see I'm lookin' for ya? Wanna see where are ya. Don't ya see I'm lookin' for ya? Wanna see where are ya.
350 00:29:22,011 00:29:24,346 I wish you hadn't seen that. I wish you hadn't seen that.
351 00:29:35,857 00:29:36,859 Doc! Doc!
352 00:29:37,359 00:29:39,612 Where are you, Docky-Doc? Where are you, Docky-Doc?
353 00:30:28,787 00:30:31,998 Gluten free and locally sourced. Gluten free and locally sourced.
354 00:30:35,166 00:30:37,000 Hard to break a habit, you know? Hard to break a habit, you know?
355 00:30:37,002 00:30:38,545 And then I would cut your throat. And then I would cut your throat.
356 00:30:38,547 00:30:41,173 You'd never even know what hit you. You'd never even know what hit you.
357 00:30:42,383 00:30:44,509 Where are you, Docky-Doc? Where are you, Docky-Doc?
358 00:30:48,221 00:30:52,143 You can run, but you can't hide. You can run, but you can't hide.
359 00:31:07,116 00:31:09,242 What? What?
360 00:31:13,413 00:31:14,914 Help us. Help us.
361 00:31:18,711 00:31:19,795 Oh, man, Oh, man,
362 00:31:19,836 00:31:21,923 I think I'm wearing you. I think I'm wearing you.
363 00:31:24,299 00:31:25,343 Oh God. Oh God.
364 00:31:25,384 00:31:27,301 Is that weed growing out of your brain? Is that weed growing out of your brain?
365 00:31:27,303 00:31:29,180 I've been smoking you. I've been smoking you.
366 00:31:29,471 00:31:31,890 Good Lord, I'm in the Hobby Lobby of Hell. Good Lord, I'm in the Hobby Lobby of Hell.
367 00:31:31,932 00:31:32,974 Help us. Help us.
368 00:31:33,017 00:31:34,102 Who are you guys? Who are you guys?
369 00:31:34,143 00:31:36,769 We're you ten minutes from now. We're you ten minutes from now.
370 00:31:37,521 00:31:38,940 Help us. Help us.
371 00:31:38,981 00:31:40,317 I got you, brother. I got you, brother.
372 00:31:48,198 00:31:50,241 Why are the cute ones always crazy? Why are the cute ones always crazy?
373 00:31:51,076 00:31:53,202 Doc. Where are you? Doc. Where are you?
374 00:31:53,788 00:31:54,997 Run... Run...
375 00:31:55,414 00:31:57,333 while you still have legs. while you still have legs.
376 00:31:57,375 00:31:58,498 Good luck. Good luck.
377 00:31:58,500 00:32:01,002 See you guys on the other side. See you guys on the other side.
378 00:32:26,778 00:32:30,741 Docky-Doc, are you leaving without saying goodbye? Docky-Doc, are you leaving without saying goodbye?
379 00:32:33,160 00:32:36,163 This is only gonna sting a bit. This is only gonna sting a bit.
380 00:32:36,497 00:32:38,248 Is that a bedazzle stud gun? Is that a bedazzle stud gun?
381 00:32:38,916 00:32:40,626 The Wonco Bedazzler 3000. The Wonco Bedazzler 3000.
382 00:32:41,585 00:32:43,170 Please! Stop! Please! Stop!
383 00:32:43,962 00:32:45,839 I would expect this from them. I would expect this from them.
384 00:32:45,882 00:32:47,381 But you, But you,
385 00:32:47,383 00:32:49,301 you and me, I thought we had something special. you and me, I thought we had something special.
386 00:32:49,343 00:32:53,137 Oh, he thinks he can pit us against each other. Oh, he thinks he can pit us against each other.
387 00:32:53,180 00:32:54,347 Adorable. Adorable.
388 00:32:55,222 00:32:56,474 Very. Very.
389 00:32:58,309 00:33:00,480 I'll shred it. I swear. I'll shred it. I swear.
390 00:33:01,146 00:33:03,522 Why you got to be this way? Why you got to be this way?
391 00:33:05,692 00:33:07,694 I hate it when they put up a fight. I hate it when they put up a fight.
392 00:33:10,029 00:33:12,325 Pain is a beautiful thing. Pain is a beautiful thing.
393 00:33:14,326 00:33:15,952 What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?
394 00:33:29,049 00:33:30,426 Bedazzle, bedazzle. Bedazzle, bedazzle.
395 00:33:30,468 00:33:31,968 Ow. Ow.
396 00:33:32,009 00:33:33,136 You bedazzled my nipple! You bedazzled my nipple!
397 00:33:33,178 00:33:35,096 Beads are the new black. Beads are the new black.
398 00:33:41,603 00:33:43,646 Don't worry. This'll be over soon. Don't worry. This'll be over soon.
399 00:34:40,202 00:34:42,038 ...Northern Light. Do you copy? ...Northern Light. Do you copy?
400 00:34:42,079 00:34:44,583 Citizen Z at Camp Northern Light. Are you there? Citizen Z at Camp Northern Light. Are you there?
401 00:34:44,625 00:34:46,166 This is Citizen Z at Camp Northern Light. This is Citizen Z at Camp Northern Light.
402 00:34:46,168 00:34:48,295 Does anybody copy? Does anybody copy?
403 00:34:49,713 00:34:52,045 This is Citizen Z at Camp Northern Light. Do you copy? This is Citizen Z at Camp Northern Light. Do you copy?
404 00:34:52,047 00:34:53,050 Over. Over.
405 00:34:54,927 00:34:58,054 This is Citizen Z at Camp Northern Light. Does anybody copy? This is Citizen Z at Camp Northern Light. Does anybody copy?
406 00:34:58,097 00:35:01,266 Citizen Z, this is Delta-Xray-Delta. Do you copy? Citizen Z, this is Delta-Xray-Delta. Do you copy?
407 00:35:01,932 00:35:03,101 Doc? Doc?
408 00:35:03,143 00:35:05,605 Hey, man! Weak signal, but I copy. Hey, man! Weak signal, but I copy.
409 00:35:05,896 00:35:07,021 Dude, you're alive! Dude, you're alive!
410 00:35:07,063 00:35:09,275 Yes, I am. At least for now. Yes, I am. At least for now.
411 00:35:09,317 00:35:11,443 I've been looking for you guys for months. Where are you? I've been looking for you guys for months. Where are you?
412 00:35:11,485 00:35:12,612 I can't talk long. I can't talk long.
413 00:35:12,652 00:35:15,322 I have an emergency message you need to relay to Warren. I have an emergency message you need to relay to Warren.
414 00:35:15,362 00:35:17,949 Lucy has been kidnapped by The Man. I repeat. Lucy has been kidnapped by The Man. I repeat.
415 00:35:18,074 00:35:19,659 Lucy has been kidnapped by The Man. Lucy has been kidnapped by The Man.
416 00:35:19,702 00:35:22,163 Lucy. The Man. Kidnapped. Copy. Lucy. The Man. Kidnapped. Copy.
417 00:35:22,204 00:35:23,871 She's alive? She's alive?
418 00:35:23,873 00:35:26,041 Uh... Where are you? Uh... Where are you?
419 00:35:26,083 00:35:27,876 And, and, and, and where's Lucy? And, and, and, and where's Lucy?
420 00:35:27,918 00:35:29,545 Addy and I are in pursuit. Addy and I are in pursuit.
421 00:35:29,586 00:35:31,255 I'll contact you as soon as I know more. I'll contact you as soon as I know more.
422 00:35:31,297 00:35:33,047 Open the door! Open the door!
423 00:35:33,090 00:35:34,257 Where's Warren? Where's Warren?
424 00:35:34,507 00:35:37,010 She's headed to Spokane to stop Murphy. She's headed to Spokane to stop Murphy.
425 00:35:37,052 00:35:38,762 But this changes everything. But this changes everything.
426 00:35:38,802 00:35:41,806 Come on, Doc! We're all friends here. Come on, Doc! We're all friends here.
427 00:35:43,934 00:35:45,894 Contact Warren. Tell her about Lucy. She's the only one that Contact Warren. Tell her about Lucy. She's the only one that
428 00:35:45,936 00:35:47,396 can stop The Man. can stop The Man.
429 00:35:47,438 00:35:48,230 Copy you. Copy you.
430 00:35:48,271 00:35:50,065 Doc, where is Lucy? Doc, where is Lucy?
431 00:35:51,025 00:35:53,068 I'm getting angry! I'm getting angry!
432 00:35:53,110 00:35:54,612 Doc, are you okay? Doc, are you okay?
433 00:35:54,652 00:35:58,114 Doc? Doc, you're scaring me. Over. Doc? Doc, you're scaring me. Over.
434 00:36:06,914 00:36:09,168 Well that son of a bitch. Well that son of a bitch.
435 00:36:09,960 00:36:13,130 Man still has moves. Got to admire that. Man still has moves. Got to admire that.
436 00:36:13,172 00:36:15,592 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
437 00:36:57,047 00:36:59,427 Now is the time for all good men Now is the time for all good men
438 00:36:59,467 00:37:01,969 to come to the aid of their species. to come to the aid of their species.
439 00:37:17,487 00:37:21,489 Come down from there, you naughty boy. Come down from there, you naughty boy.
440 00:37:21,614 00:37:23,907 Looks like a cat stuck up a tree, doesn't he? Looks like a cat stuck up a tree, doesn't he?
441 00:37:23,952 00:37:26,825 Leave me alone! I'll die up here if I have to! Leave me alone! I'll die up here if I have to!
442 00:37:26,827 00:37:30,539 Oh don't be silly. Nobody's dying. Not on my watch. Oh don't be silly. Nobody's dying. Not on my watch.
443 00:37:32,083 00:37:34,086 Yeah, you just want to keep me alive Yeah, you just want to keep me alive
444 00:37:34,128 00:37:36,545 so you can grow weed in my ass and make a cozy robe so you can grow weed in my ass and make a cozy robe
445 00:37:36,547 00:37:39,675 out of my beard. Well no thank you, lady. out of my beard. Well no thank you, lady.
446 00:37:39,717 00:37:42,969 I like my skin wrapped around my bones right where it belongs. I like my skin wrapped around my bones right where it belongs.
447 00:37:43,012 00:37:44,512 So dramatic. So dramatic.
448 00:37:44,847 00:37:46,847 You said that stew was vegan! You said that stew was vegan!
449 00:37:46,931 00:37:50,978 The guy was wearing sandals. I'd say close enough. The guy was wearing sandals. I'd say close enough.
450 00:37:51,019 00:37:52,771 Forget it! I'm not coming down! Forget it! I'm not coming down!
451 00:37:52,896 00:37:53,855 We'll see about that. We'll see about that.
452 00:37:53,896 00:37:55,942 Hey, let him be. Hey, let him be.
453 00:37:56,567 00:37:58,568 Who's a good zombie? Who's a good zombie?
454 00:37:58,777 00:38:01,112 Are you a good zombie? Are you a good zombie?
455 00:38:13,375 00:38:16,170 Always biting the hand that feeds. Always biting the hand that feeds.
456 00:38:20,507 00:38:24,344 There's a cup of tea if you change your mind. There's a cup of tea if you change your mind.
457 00:39:08,972 00:39:11,599 Peace out, bitches! Peace out, bitches!
458 00:39:44,632 00:39:46,427 CZ for Warren. Over. CZ for Warren. Over.
459 00:39:46,467 00:39:49,052 Repeat. CZ for Warren. Over. Repeat. CZ for Warren. Over.
460 00:39:49,097 00:39:51,159 Emergency message for Operation Bite Mark. Emergency message for Operation Bite Mark.
461 00:39:51,161 00:39:51,847 Do you copy? Do you copy?
462 00:39:51,889 00:39:53,266 Lieutenant Warren, do you copy? Lieutenant Warren, do you copy?
463 00:39:53,307 00:39:55,894 Citizen Z with an emergency message from Doc. Citizen Z with an emergency message from Doc.
464 00:39:55,936 00:39:58,396 If you copy this broadcast, please respond. If you copy this broadcast, please respond.
465 00:39:58,438 00:40:00,315 Warren, are you out there? Warren, are you out there?
466 00:40:01,108 00:40:03,193 Anything yet? Anything yet?
467 00:40:03,610 00:40:05,652 In better news, In better news,
468 00:40:06,030 00:40:08,362 I cracked that sat-phone transmission. I cracked that sat-phone transmission.
469 00:40:08,364 00:40:10,365 A man traveling with a kid, A man traveling with a kid,
470 00:40:10,367 00:40:12,702 calling for a helicopter to meet them? calling for a helicopter to meet them?
471 00:40:12,744 00:40:14,288 I got the coordinates. I got the coordinates.
472 00:40:14,329 00:40:15,787 There's not that many satellite phones out there. There's not that many satellite phones out there.
473 00:40:15,789 00:40:17,956 It has to be The Man contacting Zona. It has to be The Man contacting Zona.
474 00:40:17,958 00:40:19,249 Which means Lucy's on the move. Which means Lucy's on the move.
475 00:40:19,251 00:40:22,045 Which means there's still time to rescue her. Which means there's still time to rescue her.
476 00:40:24,132 00:40:25,842 Well it's all in Warren's hands now. Well it's all in Warren's hands now.
477 00:40:25,882 00:40:27,883 We have to get her those coordinates. We have to get her those coordinates.
478 00:40:27,885 00:40:29,967 What if we can't reach her on time? What if we can't reach her on time?
479 00:40:29,969 00:40:31,804 What if she doesn't have a radio? What if she doesn't have a radio?
480 00:40:54,244 00:40:55,577 Sorry, dude. Sorry, dude.
481 00:41:17,182 00:41:18,643 Ow! Ow!
482 00:41:31,614 00:41:33,617 I'm coming, Addy! I'm coming, Addy!
483 00:41:42,208 00:41:43,668 That was fun. That was fun.
484 00:41:43,960 00:41:45,628 Check this out. Check this out.
485 00:41:50,927 00:41:52,887 From his beard. From his beard.
486 00:41:53,012 00:41:54,094 Nice. Nice.
487 00:42:00,226 00:42:02,646 The one that got away. The one that got away.