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1 00:00:01,000 00:00:02,377 Hello, friends. Hello, friends.
2 00:00:02,460 00:00:05,088 Sweet zombie Jesus. It's Sketchy and Skeezy. Sweet zombie Jesus. It's Sketchy and Skeezy.
3 00:00:05,171 00:00:06,464 Previously on Z Nation Previously on Z Nation
4 00:00:06,548 00:00:08,133 You want to be immortal? It's him. You want to be immortal? It's him.
5 00:00:08,216 00:00:10,635 Well, Murphy here has got to bite you. Well, Murphy here has got to bite you.
6 00:00:11,386 00:00:14,472 These visions that you're having, don't ignore them. These visions that you're having, don't ignore them.
7 00:00:14,556 00:00:17,726 The unconscious is a very powerful thing. The unconscious is a very powerful thing.
8 00:00:28,528 00:00:30,238 Black Rainbow's real. Black Rainbow's real.
9 00:00:45,795 00:00:46,629 Warren? Warren?
10 00:00:47,964 00:00:49,466 Doc? See anybody? Doc? See anybody?
11 00:00:49,549 00:00:51,634 Murphy? I can't see anything. Murphy? I can't see anything.
12 00:01:00,852 00:01:02,020 Do you see anyone? Do you see anyone?
13 00:01:02,103 00:01:03,104 No. No.
14 00:01:05,106 00:01:09,194 This is FUBAR. This damn foam is choking me out. This is FUBAR. This damn foam is choking me out.
15 00:01:15,283 00:01:17,035 Thanks, cover boy. Thanks, cover boy.
16 00:01:18,161 00:01:19,496 We have to find Warren. We have to find Warren.
17 00:01:23,708 00:01:25,376 Doc, Zs! Doc, Zs!
18 00:01:26,753 00:01:30,381 Damn if this foam wasn't bad enough. Now puppies and kittens. Damn if this foam wasn't bad enough. Now puppies and kittens.
19 00:01:30,465 00:01:32,967 We're surrounded Murphy. Got to fight it out! We're surrounded Murphy. Got to fight it out!
20 00:01:33,051 00:01:35,053 Let's rock and roll. Let's rock and roll.
21 00:01:39,307 00:01:40,809 They just keep coming. They just keep coming.
22 00:01:41,226 00:01:43,812 Then keep killin'. What do you think I'm doing? Then keep killin'. What do you think I'm doing?
23 00:01:45,980 00:01:47,649 Doc, behind you! Doc, behind you!
24 00:01:52,904 00:01:55,532 Hey, Doc. Look over there! Hey, Doc. Look over there!
25 00:01:58,368 00:02:01,871 Civilization, c'mon! Whoa! Civilization, c'mon! Whoa!
26 00:02:01,955 00:02:04,666 Let us in! Open up! Let us in! Open up!
27 00:02:04,749 00:02:06,126 Pull! Pull!
28 00:02:12,924 00:02:13,883 What the... What the...
29 00:02:15,760 00:02:16,636 Sketchy? Sketchy?
30 00:02:19,013 00:02:19,889 Skeezy? Skeezy?
31 00:02:21,766 00:02:24,894 What's up, Doc? Perfect timing. What's up, Doc? Perfect timing.
32 00:02:25,436 00:02:28,314 Hey, you boys want a shave and a haircut? Hey, you boys want a shave and a haircut?
33 00:02:28,398 00:02:31,484 Hey, fellas. Long time no see. Hey, fellas. Long time no see.
34 00:02:32,068 00:02:33,486 A shave? A shave?
35 00:02:33,570 00:02:36,823 Well don't mind if I... Wait a minute. Your beard's all... Well don't mind if I... Wait a minute. Your beard's all...
36 00:02:37,448 00:02:38,449 It's avant-garde. It's avant-garde.
37 00:02:41,244 00:02:43,371 No no, no, no. Thanks for the offer. No no, no, no. Thanks for the offer.
38 00:02:43,454 00:02:44,747 No, we can't. We got to find Warren. No, we can't. We got to find Warren.
39 00:02:45,582 00:02:48,167 In this storm? You got to be kidding me, Doc. In this storm? You got to be kidding me, Doc.
40 00:02:48,251 00:02:50,628 No, no. It's no joke. She's... She's a fine woman. No, no. It's no joke. She's... She's a fine woman.
41 00:02:50,712 00:02:52,505 Can take care of herself. And me. Can take care of herself. And me.
42 00:02:52,589 00:02:56,384 Ain't that the truth. That was entendre. Ain't that the truth. That was entendre.
43 00:02:56,467 00:02:59,596 Are you guys through? You know, Warren's changed, a lot. Are you guys through? You know, Warren's changed, a lot.
44 00:02:59,679 00:03:01,097 Does she still have a pulse? Does she still have a pulse?
45 00:03:01,180 00:03:03,725 Well, yeah. Well, then she's my kinda gal. Well, yeah. Well, then she's my kinda gal.
46 00:03:03,808 00:03:06,978 Excuse me, do I know you? Have we met? Excuse me, do I know you? Have we met?
47 00:03:07,061 00:03:09,105 Something about your face is crazy familiar. Something about your face is crazy familiar.
48 00:03:09,522 00:03:13,026 Highly doubtful. But I've been told I have that kind of face. Highly doubtful. But I've been told I have that kind of face.
49 00:03:13,109 00:03:14,152 Crazy? Crazy?
50 00:03:14,235 00:03:15,528 Familiar. Familiar.
51 00:03:16,863 00:03:17,697 Weapons? Weapons?
52 00:03:17,780 00:03:19,282 Oh, no, no. We got to boogie. Oh, no, no. We got to boogie.
53 00:03:19,365 00:03:21,409 What is it you always say? Never get out of the boat. What is it you always say? Never get out of the boat.
54 00:03:21,492 00:03:25,872 Yeah, but I also always said, never go back out in the toxic shit. Yeah, but I also always said, never go back out in the toxic shit.
55 00:03:25,955 00:03:28,708 I wouldn't go out there. Uh... Come on, Doc. I wouldn't go out there. Uh... Come on, Doc.
56 00:03:29,417 00:03:31,794 Take a load off. You know, he... Take a load off. You know, he...
57 00:03:31,878 00:03:33,880 he lathers with Kiehl's. he lathers with Kiehl's.
58 00:03:34,672 00:03:36,049 That's it. I'm in. Where do you want them? That's it. I'm in. Where do you want them?
59 00:03:37,008 00:03:39,636 Weapons. In there? Weapons. In there?
60 00:03:39,719 00:03:42,180 Take your own advice, Murphy. We got to find the Warren and the others. Take your own advice, Murphy. We got to find the Warren and the others.
61 00:03:42,263 00:03:45,808 Warren's probably hunkered down somewhere waiting for the storm to blow over. Warren's probably hunkered down somewhere waiting for the storm to blow over.
62 00:03:45,892 00:03:47,435 Have any idea how long that's gonna take? Have any idea how long that's gonna take?
63 00:03:47,518 00:03:49,103 You can't predict the weather. You can't predict the weather.
64 00:03:49,646 00:03:53,274 Nuclear fallout, years of chemicals, Nuclear fallout, years of chemicals,
65 00:03:54,025 00:03:56,361 millions of bodies off-gassing in Lake Michigan. millions of bodies off-gassing in Lake Michigan.
66 00:03:56,444 00:03:59,405 Then boom! Zombie frappé. Then boom! Zombie frappé.
67 00:03:59,489 00:04:02,325 Any more searching, you're bound to lose her or waste time back-tracking. Any more searching, you're bound to lose her or waste time back-tracking.
68 00:04:02,408 00:04:05,703 So, you know. Yeah. Come on, Doc. Live a little. So, you know. Yeah. Come on, Doc. Live a little.
69 00:04:05,787 00:04:08,331 This could be our last sliver of paradise. This could be our last sliver of paradise.
70 00:04:08,414 00:04:11,251 You know, besides, Warren's indestructible-ish. You know, besides, Warren's indestructible-ish.
71 00:04:16,339 00:04:17,715 This here's just my walking stick. This here's just my walking stick.
72 00:04:18,841 00:04:20,301 And since your sign says walk-ins welcome, And since your sign says walk-ins welcome,
73 00:04:20,385 00:04:23,262 I assume you don't mind if I just walk in with it? I assume you don't mind if I just walk in with it?
74 00:04:23,346 00:04:24,347 Really? Really?
75 00:04:35,733 00:04:37,527 You and I are getting off on the right foot. You and I are getting off on the right foot.
76 00:04:55,086 00:04:57,755 Careful not to nick me now. I'm a bleeder. Careful not to nick me now. I'm a bleeder.
77 00:05:03,136 00:05:04,387 Hang in there, chief. Hang in there, chief.
78 00:05:23,656 00:05:25,700 Doc! Doc!
79 00:05:27,326 00:05:28,536 Murphy! Murphy!
80 00:05:29,829 00:05:30,830 10K! 10K!
81 00:05:34,542 00:05:35,793 Sarge! Sarge!
82 00:06:12,288 00:06:13,498 Not too much off the top. Not too much off the top.
83 00:06:13,581 00:06:15,958 Get rid of the scruff and keep the beard. Capisce? Get rid of the scruff and keep the beard. Capisce?
84 00:06:16,751 00:06:18,127 Not a problem. Not a problem.
85 00:06:19,921 00:06:22,215 Ahhhh. Ahhhh.
86 00:06:22,298 00:06:25,760 I could die and go to heaven right now. I could die and go to heaven right now.
87 00:06:25,843 00:06:28,137 Don't say that. What's that? Don't say that. What's that?
88 00:06:28,221 00:06:30,848 They said you wouldn't be the first. They said you wouldn't be the first.
89 00:06:30,932 00:06:33,309 Oh, daddy, I believe it. Oh, daddy, I believe it.
90 00:06:33,392 00:06:36,062 Mm mm mm mm. Mm mm mm mm.
91 00:06:37,021 00:06:40,817 You have steel wool for whiskers. Maybe you're losing your edge. You have steel wool for whiskers. Maybe you're losing your edge.
92 00:06:40,900 00:06:42,151 I don't think so. I don't think so.
93 00:06:50,201 00:06:52,578 It's like searching for a needle in a haystack. It's like searching for a needle in a haystack.
94 00:06:54,288 00:06:57,750 I just can't find the right memory to remind me. I just can't find the right memory to remind me.
95 00:07:02,964 00:07:07,135 But I feel so strongly about this. So your face must have relevance. But I feel so strongly about this. So your face must have relevance.
96 00:07:07,218 00:07:08,136 Relevance? Relevance?
97 00:07:08,553 00:07:10,805 Yeah, for me to remember your face. It must've been important. Yeah, for me to remember your face. It must've been important.
98 00:07:10,888 00:07:13,224 I mean, God knows I've forgotten a shit ton of faces. I mean, God knows I've forgotten a shit ton of faces.
99 00:07:13,307 00:07:15,518 Your mind is playing tricks, my friend. Your mind is playing tricks, my friend.
100 00:07:15,601 00:07:16,561 Could be. Could be.
101 00:07:16,644 00:07:17,854 Could be. Could be.
102 00:07:19,355 00:07:20,398 Could be... Deja vu! Could be... Deja vu!
103 00:07:21,149 00:07:23,568 Third eye. Female intuition. Third eye. Female intuition.
104 00:07:23,651 00:07:24,944 Well telekinesis, then. Well telekinesis, then.
105 00:07:25,027 00:07:26,612 You mean telepathy. Uh, no, I don't. You mean telepathy. Uh, no, I don't.
106 00:07:26,696 00:07:28,406 Yes, you do. No, I don't. Yes, you do. No, I don't.
107 00:07:28,489 00:07:29,824 You do. You do.
108 00:07:29,907 00:07:33,911 Listen. Telekinesis is like bending spoons with your mind. Listen. Telekinesis is like bending spoons with your mind.
109 00:07:33,995 00:07:37,665 Telepathy is reading peoples' thoughts and emotions. Like a psychic. Telepathy is reading peoples' thoughts and emotions. Like a psychic.
110 00:07:37,748 00:07:39,917 He's right. I did them both on peyote. He's right. I did them both on peyote.
111 00:07:40,001 00:07:43,921 And I definitely tele-transported with a nice Native American lady. And I definitely tele-transported with a nice Native American lady.
112 00:07:44,380 00:07:45,256 A medicine woman. A medicine woman.
113 00:07:49,760 00:07:51,471 You got to love that son of a bitch. You got to love that son of a bitch.
114 00:07:51,554 00:07:54,599 We're on a one way trip to hell, and he still finds time for a nap. We're on a one way trip to hell, and he still finds time for a nap.
115 00:08:01,230 00:08:03,483 Keep still. I don't want to knick you. Keep still. I don't want to knick you.
116 00:08:10,198 00:08:13,534 Aw, man, you got magic hands. Aw, man, you got magic hands.
117 00:08:14,285 00:08:15,828 What's your name again? What's your name again?
118 00:08:15,912 00:08:19,040 Sal, short for Salazar. Sal, short for Salazar.
119 00:08:19,123 00:08:21,876 Salazar! Albanian Salazar! Salazar! Albanian Salazar!
120 00:08:23,211 00:08:24,253 Oh, my God, he's Albanian! Oh, my God, he's Albanian!
121 00:08:27,215 00:08:28,549 I thought I detected an accent. I thought I detected an accent.
122 00:08:28,633 00:08:30,843 Yes. Not Albanian. Greek. Yes. Not Albanian. Greek.
123 00:08:30,927 00:08:32,261 Oh! Thank God. Oh! Thank God.
124 00:08:32,345 00:08:34,972 Albanian's hate us. Yeah! Albanian's hate us. Yeah!
125 00:08:35,056 00:08:36,891 Damn, I thought I had it. Damn, I thought I had it.
126 00:08:36,974 00:08:40,478 Don't beat yourself up, Bro. Greece is right next door to Albania. Don't beat yourself up, Bro. Greece is right next door to Albania.
127 00:08:40,561 00:08:43,105 Practically neighbors. Totally different. Practically neighbors. Totally different.
128 00:08:43,189 00:08:44,524 Do tell. Do tell.
129 00:08:44,607 00:08:48,611 Albania is Albania. Greece is Greece. Macedonia is Macedonia. Albania is Albania. Greece is Greece. Macedonia is Macedonia.
130 00:08:49,403 00:08:51,155 Who said anything about Macedonia? Who said anything about Macedonia?
131 00:08:51,239 00:08:55,159 Just an example. And we invented the sandwich. Just an example. And we invented the sandwich.
132 00:08:55,243 00:08:57,036 What the hell does that have to do with anything? What the hell does that have to do with anything?
133 00:08:57,119 00:08:59,914 Greece did not invent the sandwich. Greece did not invent the sandwich.
134 00:08:59,997 00:09:01,290 It was the Romans. It was the Romans.
135 00:09:01,374 00:09:04,418 So they could eat on the go while raping and pillaging. So they could eat on the go while raping and pillaging.
136 00:09:04,502 00:09:05,962 Everybody knows this. Everybody knows this.
137 00:09:06,045 00:09:09,215 Close, but you're all wrong. Close, but you're all wrong.
138 00:09:09,298 00:09:10,716 1762, England. 1762, England.
139 00:09:11,259 00:09:15,137 John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich. No joke. John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich. No joke.
140 00:09:15,221 00:09:18,182 He had his cook whip up a concoction of meat and bread, He had his cook whip up a concoction of meat and bread,
141 00:09:18,266 00:09:20,893 so he didn't have to leave the poker table. so he didn't have to leave the poker table.
142 00:09:20,977 00:09:23,145 Is that so? Mm-hm. Is that so? Mm-hm.
143 00:09:23,229 00:09:25,523 You know, that reminds me of another invention You know, that reminds me of another invention
144 00:09:25,606 00:09:26,983 named after its inventor. named after its inventor.
145 00:09:27,692 00:09:30,861 Sir Thomas Crapper, who actually holds nine Royal Patents Sir Thomas Crapper, who actually holds nine Royal Patents
146 00:09:30,945 00:09:32,989 on siphonic flushing mechanisms. on siphonic flushing mechanisms.
147 00:09:33,072 00:09:34,073 The toilet? The toilet?
148 00:09:34,615 00:09:35,575 That too. That too.
149 00:09:36,117 00:09:38,536 Just think. If it were the other way around, Just think. If it were the other way around,
150 00:09:38,619 00:09:41,163 we'd be eating a crapper and taking a sandwich. we'd be eating a crapper and taking a sandwich.
151 00:09:50,131 00:09:51,132 That's heavy, man. That's heavy, man.
152 00:09:58,180 00:09:59,056 Don't move. Don't move.
153 00:10:03,686 00:10:06,147 I still need to take a little off the top. I still need to take a little off the top.
154 00:10:06,230 00:10:10,693 Man, he gives looks that would kill. Huh, Skeezy? Man, he gives looks that would kill. Huh, Skeezy?
155 00:10:10,776 00:10:14,280 Yeah, knocks 'em dead every time. Yeah, knocks 'em dead every time.
156 00:10:14,989 00:10:17,241 Drive the ladies crazy! Drive the ladies crazy!
157 00:10:17,325 00:10:20,286 Quite a cheering section you got there. You paying them? Quite a cheering section you got there. You paying them?
158 00:10:21,203 00:10:25,374 You and your friend are all right. Those two, not so much. You and your friend are all right. Those two, not so much.
159 00:10:25,458 00:10:30,046 That's the nature of the damn Apocalypse, like ships passing in the night. That's the nature of the damn Apocalypse, like ships passing in the night.
160 00:10:30,129 00:10:33,215 Some you harbor. The rest you torpedo and sink. Some you harbor. The rest you torpedo and sink.
161 00:10:35,092 00:10:36,635 You're funny. Very. You're funny. Very.
162 00:10:38,220 00:10:41,849 Not, Albania. Albany. Not, Albania. Albany.
163 00:10:41,932 00:10:43,225 Have you ever been to Albany, New York? Have you ever been to Albany, New York?
164 00:10:43,851 00:10:46,479 Give it a break, Doc. He just said he likes us. Give it a break, Doc. He just said he likes us.
165 00:10:46,562 00:10:50,441 OK. Thanks, man. We love you too. Have you ever been to Albany? OK. Thanks, man. We love you too. Have you ever been to Albany?
166 00:10:50,900 00:10:51,859 No. No.
167 00:10:51,942 00:10:53,235 Albuquerque? Albuquerque?
168 00:10:53,319 00:10:54,820 Missed it. Missed it.
169 00:10:56,113 00:10:58,407 Well, next time take a left at Tucumcari. Well, next time take a left at Tucumcari.
170 00:11:00,201 00:11:01,243 I got to figure this out. I got to figure this out.
171 00:11:02,828 00:11:05,664 I got to meditate. Don't burst a blood vessel. I got to meditate. Don't burst a blood vessel.
172 00:11:05,748 00:11:08,626 Soon as he's done with me you're next up on the chopping block. Soon as he's done with me you're next up on the chopping block.
173 00:11:16,884 00:11:18,010 Ummm. Ummm.
174 00:11:19,762 00:11:23,557 How about that baklava? What's that all about? How about that baklava? What's that all about?
175 00:11:23,641 00:11:24,642 Delicious pastry... Delicious pastry...
176 00:11:40,616 00:11:44,829 Do you know that a kangaroo can turn his pouch inside out... Do you know that a kangaroo can turn his pouch inside out...
177 00:12:34,170 00:12:35,212 Wait! Wait!
178 00:12:43,220 00:12:46,432 This is great. This is great.
179 00:12:47,600 00:12:48,767 Ah. Ah.
180 00:12:48,851 00:12:51,145 Spin me around again one last time so I can check out the back Spin me around again one last time so I can check out the back
181 00:12:51,228 00:12:53,063 Grant the man his last request. Grant the man his last request.
182 00:12:55,774 00:12:57,818 You, sir, are an artist. You, sir, are an artist.
183 00:12:58,652 00:13:01,489 I am pleased you are pleased. Oh, please. I am pleased you are pleased. Oh, please.
184 00:13:01,572 00:13:03,324 Do you have a problem with my happiness? Do you have a problem with my happiness?
185 00:13:03,824 00:13:05,868 Negativity's infectious, man. Negativity's infectious, man.
186 00:13:08,454 00:13:09,622 Like a virus. Like a virus.
187 00:13:14,960 00:13:15,794 Murphy! What? Murphy! What?
188 00:13:16,795 00:13:19,048 Hey, you want to check out the tanning bed? Hey, you want to check out the tanning bed?
189 00:13:19,131 00:13:20,883 They have a tanning bed? You have a tanning bed? They have a tanning bed? You have a tanning bed?
190 00:13:20,966 00:13:22,510 Solar powered. Solar powered.
191 00:13:22,593 00:13:25,429 You really have carved out a tiny niche of heaven here. You really have carved out a tiny niche of heaven here.
192 00:13:25,513 00:13:26,889 Yeah. Blood, sweat, and tears. Yeah. Blood, sweat, and tears.
193 00:13:26,972 00:13:28,933 Mostly blood. Indeed. Mostly blood. Indeed.
194 00:13:29,475 00:13:31,352 Well, I hope you're not charging an arm and a leg. Well, I hope you're not charging an arm and a leg.
195 00:13:31,435 00:13:32,770 He is. I am. He is. I am.
196 00:13:32,853 00:13:35,564 Well, then take his. Doc, you're up next. Well, then take his. Doc, you're up next.
197 00:13:35,648 00:13:40,611 Me, I'm gonna go get rid of my tan lines. That really was a close shave. Me, I'm gonna go get rid of my tan lines. That really was a close shave.
198 00:13:40,694 00:13:43,280 Yeah, I wouldn't split hairs with this man over the price. Yeah, I wouldn't split hairs with this man over the price.
199 00:13:43,364 00:13:44,615 I was talking about the shave. I was talking about the shave.
200 00:13:44,698 00:13:47,117 Oh, yeah. Smooth as a baby's bottom. Oh, yeah. Smooth as a baby's bottom.
201 00:13:48,035 00:13:49,036 You're damaged. You're damaged.
202 00:13:51,539 00:13:53,958 If things get hairy... Scream like a porn star. If things get hairy... Scream like a porn star.
203 00:13:56,001 00:13:57,211 Something like that. Something like that.
204 00:14:04,802 00:14:06,053 Oh, Terry cloth. Oh, Terry cloth.
205 00:14:19,316 00:14:22,027 Hey. Whoa! Hey. Whoa!
206 00:14:22,111 00:14:24,363 Looking good. You're not getting in my pants. Looking good. You're not getting in my pants.
207 00:14:24,446 00:14:25,698 You're not wearing any. You're not wearing any.
208 00:14:28,367 00:14:29,493 Fair enough. Fair enough.
209 00:14:30,411 00:14:31,704 ♪ Ta-dah ♪ ♪ Ta-dah ♪
210 00:14:31,787 00:14:32,955 Really? Really?
211 00:14:33,038 00:14:34,123 You seem unimpressed. You seem unimpressed.
212 00:14:34,707 00:14:37,585 I dunno. It's kinda... Intimate, huh? I dunno. It's kinda... Intimate, huh?
213 00:14:37,668 00:14:38,502 I guess. I guess.
214 00:14:44,341 00:14:48,262 So you... you might want to sign these. So you... you might want to sign these.
215 00:14:48,345 00:14:49,430 Why? For protection. Why? For protection.
216 00:14:49,513 00:14:50,389 Get out. Get out.
217 00:14:50,472 00:14:53,225 No, no. Just sign here at the bottom. No, just get out right now. Go. No, no. Just sign here at the bottom. No, just get out right now. Go.
218 00:14:53,309 00:14:55,019 Down at the bottom... Ah! Down at the bottom... Ah!
219 00:15:02,651 00:15:06,363 Damn, man. I know your face. I know I know you. Damn, man. I know your face. I know I know you.
220 00:15:06,447 00:15:07,865 It's right here. It's right here.
221 00:15:09,116 00:15:10,367 How do you want it cut? How do you want it cut?
222 00:15:10,451 00:15:12,912 Um, I dunno. I guess just a little off the top. Um, I dunno. I guess just a little off the top.
223 00:15:12,995 00:15:14,663 I dunno, Doc. Your hair looks pretty good to me. I dunno, Doc. Your hair looks pretty good to me.
224 00:15:14,747 00:15:17,499 Aw, thanks, man. Actually I just cut it myself. Aw, thanks, man. Actually I just cut it myself.
225 00:15:18,125 00:15:21,629 How bout a wax and a trim? And I got some fierce nose hairs How bout a wax and a trim? And I got some fierce nose hairs
226 00:15:21,712 00:15:23,589 that could use a good bushwhacking. that could use a good bushwhacking.
227 00:15:23,672 00:15:24,632 Hey, do you shampoo? Hey, do you shampoo?
228 00:15:25,174 00:15:27,927 We scalp massage. Ooh, awesome. Yeah, let's do that. We scalp massage. Ooh, awesome. Yeah, let's do that.
229 00:15:35,434 00:15:36,727 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
230 00:15:41,398 00:15:44,818 Oh, Murphy was right. You do have magic hands. Oh, Murphy was right. You do have magic hands.
231 00:15:45,486 00:15:47,279 Must be a Greek thing. Must be a Greek thing.
232 00:15:47,363 00:15:49,948 Hm, along with oils, yogurt, and brotherly love. Hm, along with oils, yogurt, and brotherly love.
233 00:15:50,032 00:15:51,450 Oh, and democracy. Yeah, that. Oh, and democracy. Yeah, that.
234 00:15:51,533 00:15:53,077 Even the Greeks made mistakes. Even the Greeks made mistakes.
235 00:15:55,245 00:15:57,164 You fresh off the boat, Greek? You fresh off the boat, Greek?
236 00:16:01,502 00:16:03,128 By way of Detroit. By way of Detroit.
237 00:16:03,212 00:16:07,424 Motor city, baby. Far out. I had some good times there. Motor city, baby. Far out. I had some good times there.
238 00:16:09,134 00:16:12,179 Did you ever hear of a fella named Nicky La Pieu? Did you ever hear of a fella named Nicky La Pieu?
239 00:16:12,262 00:16:14,139 Most people called him Tony Cue Ball. Most people called him Tony Cue Ball.
240 00:16:14,223 00:16:16,642 I don't know why. He had hair down to his knees. I don't know why. He had hair down to his knees.
241 00:16:17,810 00:16:19,061 Never heard of him. Never heard of him.
242 00:16:19,144 00:16:21,230 You sure? Definitely. You sure? Definitely.
243 00:16:21,313 00:16:23,023 Too bad. He was a trip. Too bad. He was a trip.
244 00:16:24,483 00:16:26,819 Kind of an ass, but too stupid to do much harm. Kind of an ass, but too stupid to do much harm.
245 00:16:26,902 00:16:30,489 Come to think of it, the last time I saw him must've been six or seven years ago. Come to think of it, the last time I saw him must've been six or seven years ago.
246 00:16:30,572 00:16:31,824 It was just right after... It was just right after...
247 00:16:31,907 00:16:36,578 Holy Moses! I knew it! Tony Cue Ball! You son of a bitch! Holy Moses! I knew it! Tony Cue Ball! You son of a bitch!
248 00:16:42,084 00:16:42,960 Bastard! Bastard!
249 00:17:12,406 00:17:14,992 "Say hello to my little friend." "Say hello to my little friend."
250 00:17:30,632 00:17:32,259 We tried to warn you. We tried to warn you.
251 00:17:32,342 00:17:33,886 Well next time, try harder. Well next time, try harder.
252 00:18:28,774 00:18:30,400 Chill out, man! Shut up! Chill out, man! Shut up!
253 00:18:36,782 00:18:39,409 Easy. We'll kill them soon enough. Easy. We'll kill them soon enough.
254 00:18:39,493 00:18:41,411 I thought we were friends. I thought we were friends.
255 00:18:41,495 00:18:44,832 He ain't a friend. He's not even a barber. You should see the back of your head. He ain't a friend. He's not even a barber. You should see the back of your head.
256 00:18:44,915 00:18:47,960 This is not personal. It's never been personal. This is not personal. It's never been personal.
257 00:18:48,377 00:18:49,711 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
258 00:18:50,295 00:18:51,964 He kicked your ass once, didn't he? He kicked your ass once, didn't he?
259 00:18:52,047 00:18:53,465 More like sucker punched. More like sucker punched.
260 00:18:53,549 00:18:55,968 This jackass and his buddy, not Gossamer here, This jackass and his buddy, not Gossamer here,
261 00:18:56,051 00:18:58,679 jumped me, took everything I had, including my undies, jumped me, took everything I had, including my undies,
262 00:18:58,762 00:18:59,847 and left me there to die. and left me there to die.
263 00:18:59,930 00:19:01,640 You stole his underwear? You stole his underwear?
264 00:19:01,723 00:19:03,267 I was desperate. It was black summer. I was desperate. It was black summer.
265 00:19:04,143 00:19:05,060 But a man's boxers? But a man's boxers?
266 00:19:05,144 00:19:06,395 It was business. It was business.
267 00:19:06,478 00:19:07,855 Hell of a business. Hell of a business.
268 00:19:10,315 00:19:11,400 What? What?
269 00:19:11,483 00:19:13,110 Nothing. I'm just trying to figure out a way out of this. Nothing. I'm just trying to figure out a way out of this.
270 00:19:13,193 00:19:14,736 Well, that's what I'm trying to do too. Well, that's what I'm trying to do too.
271 00:19:14,820 00:19:15,904 Really? Really?
272 00:19:15,988 00:19:18,282 Hey, you want us to spit shine the place? Hey, you want us to spit shine the place?
273 00:19:18,365 00:19:19,324 I'll grab the Pine-Sol. I'll grab the Pine-Sol.
274 00:19:22,452 00:19:24,913 Speak again and I peel your skin. Speak again and I peel your skin.
275 00:19:26,832 00:19:29,167 If that's who I think it is, you fellas are toast. If that's who I think it is, you fellas are toast.
276 00:19:30,669 00:19:32,129 Who cares what he's talking about. Who cares what he's talking about.
277 00:19:32,212 00:19:35,007 Shoot first. No questions. I wouldn't do that. Shoot first. No questions. I wouldn't do that.
278 00:19:36,800 00:19:40,137 Well, of course they're stalling. You take me for an idiot? Well, of course they're stalling. You take me for an idiot?
279 00:19:40,220 00:19:41,138 Is that a trick question? Is that a trick question?
280 00:19:43,223 00:19:44,641 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
281 00:19:44,725 00:19:48,061 If that's who they think it is out there, you're gonna want her alive. If that's who they think it is out there, you're gonna want her alive.
282 00:19:48,145 00:19:50,022 Her? Oh, yeah. Whoo. Her? Oh, yeah. Whoo.
283 00:19:50,105 00:19:51,899 Mama brings the pain. Mama brings the pain.
284 00:19:52,566 00:19:53,817 Quiet! Quiet!
285 00:19:53,901 00:19:55,068 Act normal. Act normal.
286 00:19:55,152 00:19:55,986 Normal? Normal?
287 00:19:56,069 00:19:58,363 Like you're not being robbed. Like you're not being robbed.
288 00:19:58,447 00:19:59,990 A robbery? Is that what this is? A robbery? Is that what this is?
289 00:20:00,073 00:20:02,492 I totally thought you two were a couple of sadists I totally thought you two were a couple of sadists
290 00:20:02,576 00:20:04,202 out for a good time. No, they're capitalists. out for a good time. No, they're capitalists.
291 00:20:04,286 00:20:05,996 Shut the hell up! Shut the hell up!
292 00:20:06,955 00:20:11,210 You are the chattiest bunch of marks in the whole damn Apocalypse! You are the chattiest bunch of marks in the whole damn Apocalypse!
293 00:20:12,961 00:20:14,922 You have to pull. You have to pull.
294 00:20:19,843 00:20:21,803 Anybody ever read The Monkey's Paw? Anybody ever read The Monkey's Paw?
295 00:20:25,015 00:20:27,684 Don't...! Don't shoot. We are unarmed. Don't...! Don't shoot. We are unarmed.
296 00:20:31,939 00:20:33,357 Ran out of ammo. Ran out of ammo.
297 00:20:33,857 00:20:37,069 All that damn foam. All that damn foam.
298 00:20:37,152 00:20:39,488 You two look like you smell. You two look like you smell.
299 00:20:39,571 00:20:41,323 That is a compliment. That is a compliment.
300 00:20:41,406 00:20:43,158 That foam is nasty. That foam is nasty.
301 00:20:46,328 00:20:47,704 What's the matter? What's the matter?
302 00:20:47,788 00:20:49,831 You never see a woman blow her nose before? You never see a woman blow her nose before?
303 00:20:53,710 00:20:55,170 I don't feel so good. I don't feel so good.
304 00:21:49,850 00:21:52,769 Wait! I need your help! Wait! I need your help!
305 00:21:59,651 00:22:02,320 This is still a robbery! This is still a robbery!
306 00:22:45,989 00:22:48,116 I'm getting too old for this shit. I'm getting too old for this shit.
307 00:22:48,200 00:22:51,453 Me too. You were supposed to be my last score. Me too. You were supposed to be my last score.
308 00:22:51,536 00:22:53,121 I'm seriously skeptical of that statement. I'm seriously skeptical of that statement.
309 00:22:53,205 00:22:54,289 Shut up. Shut up.
310 00:22:55,415 00:22:58,627 Fate is giving us a chance to reconcile our past. Fate is giving us a chance to reconcile our past.
311 00:22:58,710 00:23:00,545 How the hell is this reconciling? How the hell is this reconciling?
312 00:23:00,629 00:23:02,756 Because this time, I will kill you. Because this time, I will kill you.
313 00:23:03,548 00:23:04,674 Tan mom! Tan mom!
314 00:23:31,284 00:23:32,369 Tiny! Tiny!
315 00:23:44,464 00:23:45,298 Tiny? Tiny?
316 00:23:46,258 00:23:47,551 Take that thing out of here. Take that thing out of here.
317 00:23:49,803 00:23:50,804 What the...? What the...?
318 00:23:51,847 00:23:52,806 Ahh! She bit me! Ahh! She bit me!
319 00:23:54,349 00:23:55,892 She bit you! That's what I said. She bit me. She bit you! That's what I said. She bit me.
320 00:23:55,976 00:23:57,227 Me too. She bit you? Me too. She bit you?
321 00:23:57,310 00:23:58,311 No, she bit you. No, she bit you.
322 00:23:58,395 00:24:00,063 But you said that... She bit you. But you said that... She bit you.
323 00:24:03,525 00:24:06,444 Am I gonna tan? No, little buddy. Am I gonna tan? No, little buddy.
324 00:24:08,572 00:24:09,865 You're gonna Z. You're gonna Z.
325 00:25:20,101 00:25:23,063 Get me out of here, Sketchy! Man, I don't want to die! Not like this. Get me out of here, Sketchy! Man, I don't want to die! Not like this.
326 00:25:23,146 00:25:24,981 You're not gonna die, OK? You're not gonna die, OK?
327 00:25:25,065 00:25:26,816 You might be going Z, but you're not gonna die. You might be going Z, but you're not gonna die.
328 00:25:26,900 00:25:28,568 Here, grab that. What? Here, grab that. What?
329 00:25:28,652 00:25:30,904 The barbicide. It'll kill anything. The barbicide. It'll kill anything.
330 00:25:44,125 00:25:45,585 Did you just drink that? Yeah. Did you just drink that? Yeah.
331 00:25:45,669 00:25:47,379 Do you feel any better? No. Do you feel any better? No.
332 00:25:47,462 00:25:49,506 OK, you weren't supposed to drink it. OK, you weren't supposed to drink it.
333 00:25:51,591 00:25:54,552 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait one minute. Just one minute, all right? Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait one minute. Just one minute, all right?
334 00:25:54,636 00:25:56,304 Then you can do whatever you want to him. Then you can do whatever you want to him.
335 00:25:58,014 00:26:00,809 Give him a minute, for Christ sakes. Give him a minute, for Christ sakes.
336 00:26:00,892 00:26:03,853 All right, let's all be calm here. All right, let's all be calm here.
337 00:26:04,521 00:26:07,649 Let's step through this logically, huh? Let's step through this logically, huh?
338 00:26:07,732 00:26:11,611 We've held Skeezy here for a while, and he hasn't turned yet, has he? We've held Skeezy here for a while, and he hasn't turned yet, has he?
339 00:26:11,695 00:26:13,905 Proof is in the pudding. Yeah, I agree. Proof is in the pudding. Yeah, I agree.
340 00:26:13,989 00:26:16,366 If he hasn't turned by now, bacon lady didn't get him. If he hasn't turned by now, bacon lady didn't get him.
341 00:26:16,449 00:26:17,409 Explain the bite. Explain the bite.
342 00:26:17,826 00:26:20,036 OK, I bit him. You bit him? OK, I bit him. You bit him?
343 00:26:20,120 00:26:22,956 You bit me? Yeah. You bit me? Yeah.
344 00:26:23,915 00:26:24,749 I did. I did.
345 00:26:24,833 00:26:26,042 Scout's honor. Scout's honor.
346 00:26:26,126 00:26:29,045 Why didn't you speak up? Because I knew you wouldn't believe me. Why didn't you speak up? Because I knew you wouldn't believe me.
347 00:26:29,838 00:26:32,007 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
348 00:26:32,799 00:26:34,676 Put it away, broheim. Put it away, broheim.
349 00:26:34,759 00:26:38,263 Don't be stupid. The bullet will go right through you. Don't be stupid. The bullet will go right through you.
350 00:26:38,346 00:26:40,557 Two for the price of... OK! Fine! Shoot us both! Two for the price of... OK! Fine! Shoot us both!
351 00:26:40,640 00:26:43,143 But what are you gonna do when we go Mad-Z, huh? Huh? But what are you gonna do when we go Mad-Z, huh? Huh?
352 00:26:43,226 00:26:44,811 You can't kill two crazies. You can't kill two crazies.
353 00:26:44,894 00:26:46,855 Not with a pair of .45s and... Not with a pair of .45s and...
354 00:26:47,939 00:26:49,024 three bullets. three bullets.
355 00:26:50,233 00:26:51,192 Cut off their arms and legs. Cut off their arms and legs.
356 00:26:51,276 00:26:53,403 Then throw them in the basement with the rest of the Zs. Then throw them in the basement with the rest of the Zs.
357 00:26:53,486 00:26:55,572 What? That'd do the trick. What? That'd do the trick.
358 00:26:55,655 00:26:57,574 Who's side are you on? Yeah. Who's side are you on? Yeah.
359 00:26:58,450 00:27:00,702 Sorry. Wait, there are Zs in the basement? Sorry. Wait, there are Zs in the basement?
360 00:27:01,619 00:27:04,414 Doc, Doc, buddy, come on, man. Doc, Doc, buddy, come on, man.
361 00:27:04,497 00:27:07,167 Now, hey, I know you ain't keen on these fellas here, Sal. Now, hey, I know you ain't keen on these fellas here, Sal.
362 00:27:07,876 00:27:10,045 Oh I'm sorry, is it still Sal or is it Tony? Oh I'm sorry, is it still Sal or is it Tony?
363 00:27:10,128 00:27:13,340 Why would I lie about my name? Because you lied about everything else. Why would I lie about my name? Because you lied about everything else.
364 00:27:13,423 00:27:15,592 I'm sorry. Scratch that. That is not productive. I'm sorry. Scratch that. That is not productive.
365 00:27:15,675 00:27:19,095 My point is, let's do these fellas justice. My point is, let's do these fellas justice.
366 00:27:19,179 00:27:22,557 Cutting off arms and legs seems just. At least to me it does. Cutting off arms and legs seems just. At least to me it does.
367 00:27:22,640 00:27:24,851 See, it's like Kansas City all over again, Sketch. See, it's like Kansas City all over again, Sketch.
368 00:27:24,934 00:27:28,605 My arms, my legs, I mean, I need them. You're already strange-looking. My arms, my legs, I mean, I need them. You're already strange-looking.
369 00:27:28,688 00:27:30,357 Seriously, you guys. This is just ridiculous. Seriously, you guys. This is just ridiculous.
370 00:27:32,233 00:27:35,445 Enough! Enough! Enough! Enough! Enough! Enough!
371 00:27:36,029 00:27:37,197 All right. All right.
372 00:27:37,739 00:27:39,449 We're going do this the old fashioned way. We're going do this the old fashioned way.
373 00:27:39,532 00:27:40,658 Dissolve them in acid? Dissolve them in acid?
374 00:27:40,742 00:27:43,036 No, we're not gonna dissolve them in acid. No, we're not gonna dissolve them in acid.
375 00:27:43,119 00:27:45,997 It sucks, but fate has chosen to screw you. It sucks, but fate has chosen to screw you.
376 00:27:46,081 00:27:49,167 We play by one rule. Survival of the fittest. We play by one rule. Survival of the fittest.
377 00:27:49,250 00:27:51,419 We toss him out on his ass, let Darwin do the rest. We toss him out on his ass, let Darwin do the rest.
378 00:27:52,587 00:27:53,588 Murphy. Murphy.
379 00:27:54,464 00:27:55,757 How could you? How could you?
380 00:27:55,840 00:27:57,842 We're talking about Skeezy here. We're talking about Skeezy here.
381 00:27:57,926 00:27:59,094 Yeah, Murphy. Yeah, Murphy.
382 00:27:59,761 00:28:01,388 After all we've been through. After all we've been through.
383 00:28:01,471 00:28:05,266 Yeah, um... uh-uh. Yeah, um... uh-uh.
384 00:28:05,350 00:28:08,853 Sketchy, I know you two are tight. Skeezy's been a good friend to you. Sketchy, I know you two are tight. Skeezy's been a good friend to you.
385 00:28:09,521 00:28:10,647 What do you think we should do? What do you think we should do?
386 00:28:11,648 00:28:14,234 I say we let him go. I say we let him go.
387 00:28:14,692 00:28:15,985 Listen, OK? Listen, OK?
388 00:28:16,069 00:28:19,572 If anybody's shooting this weaselly man right here, it's gonna be me. If anybody's shooting this weaselly man right here, it's gonna be me.
389 00:28:20,365 00:28:21,866 You knew this going in. You knew this going in.
390 00:28:22,492 00:28:24,369 Mercy you, mercy me. Mercy you, mercy me.
391 00:28:24,452 00:28:28,832 Butch and Sundance, Bonnie and Clyde, Hall and Oats. Butch and Sundance, Bonnie and Clyde, Hall and Oats.
392 00:28:28,915 00:28:30,458 That was always the plan. That was always the plan.
393 00:28:30,542 00:28:33,837 Yeah, but they... they died together. Yeah, but they... they died together.
394 00:28:33,920 00:28:35,630 What? What?
395 00:28:36,631 00:28:38,258 Let's not get carried away. Let's not get carried away.
396 00:28:38,842 00:28:40,760 Listen, um... Listen, um...
397 00:28:40,844 00:28:42,178 Uh... Uh...
398 00:28:43,138 00:28:44,806 Can I do it? Please. Can I do it? Please.
399 00:28:47,809 00:28:50,353 There's one in the chamber. Make it count. There's one in the chamber. Make it count.
400 00:29:02,699 00:29:05,827 No, no, no. You wanna play roulette? No, no, no. You wanna play roulette?
401 00:29:05,910 00:29:07,620 That's what you want to play? All right. That's what you want to play? All right.
402 00:29:07,704 00:29:11,040 I'll play. I'll play. And you'll pay! I'll play. I'll play. And you'll pay!
403 00:29:11,124 00:29:13,960 Yeah! I'll go mad, son! Yeah! I'll go mad, son!
404 00:29:14,043 00:29:17,172 Like... mad! OK. Like... mad! OK.
405 00:29:17,255 00:29:19,841 OK. Calm down there, bud. OK. Calm down there, bud.
406 00:29:19,924 00:29:24,304 You got so much to live for in the next eight to ten minutes. You got so much to live for in the next eight to ten minutes.
407 00:29:27,140 00:29:30,560 Keep going. OK. Yeah. Keep going. OK. Yeah.
408 00:29:31,394 00:29:32,937 I say we heed Murphy's advice. I say we heed Murphy's advice.
409 00:29:33,021 00:29:35,231 I'm sorry, what... what advice was that? I'm sorry, what... what advice was that?
410 00:29:35,315 00:29:37,317 That, the bit about rules. That, the bit about rules.
411 00:29:37,400 00:29:39,736 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Darwin thing. Yeah, yeah, do that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Darwin thing. Yeah, yeah, do that.
412 00:29:39,819 00:29:41,821 Yeah, the Darwin thing. Yeah, the Darwin thing.
413 00:29:42,405 00:29:45,492 That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about freedom! That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about freedom!
414 00:29:45,575 00:29:48,495 I'm talking about free will! Independence! I'm talking about free will! Independence!
415 00:29:49,120 00:29:50,538 Choice. Choice.
416 00:29:50,622 00:29:55,376 I'm talking about a man wrestling fate into his hands, you know? I'm talking about a man wrestling fate into his hands, you know?
417 00:29:56,002 00:29:59,464 I'm talking about riding on the wings of destiny. I'm talking about riding on the wings of destiny.
418 00:29:59,547 00:30:00,673 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
419 00:30:00,757 00:30:02,842 Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm looking for. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm looking for.
420 00:30:02,926 00:30:03,801 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
421 00:30:04,803 00:30:07,639 I like my idea better. Chop off his arms and legs. I like my idea better. Chop off his arms and legs.
422 00:30:07,722 00:30:11,684 Put that down. Sometimes the best weapon is upstairs. Put that down. Sometimes the best weapon is upstairs.
423 00:30:11,768 00:30:13,728 I'm gonna need your buddy's hat. I'm gonna need your buddy's hat.
424 00:30:13,811 00:30:15,897 What do you need his hat for? What do you need his hat for?
425 00:30:16,523 00:30:18,274 All right, let's count the ballots. All right, let's count the ballots.
426 00:30:19,817 00:30:21,319 Chop off limbs. Chop off limbs.
427 00:30:22,695 00:30:23,863 Exile. Exile.
428 00:30:25,031 00:30:26,157 Cut off limbs. Cut off limbs.
429 00:30:26,825 00:30:28,409 Another limbs. Another limbs.
430 00:30:28,493 00:30:29,619 Exile. Exile.
431 00:30:30,370 00:30:31,454 Exile. Exile.
432 00:30:32,872 00:30:33,873 It's a tie. It's a tie.
433 00:30:34,624 00:30:35,834 Somebody didn't vote. Somebody didn't vote.
434 00:30:42,340 00:30:44,300 Murphy, did you vote? Murphy, did you vote?
435 00:30:45,218 00:30:46,761 Hm? Oh, yeah, no. Hm? Oh, yeah, no.
436 00:30:46,845 00:30:48,972 After Gore v. Bush, it didn't seem worth it anymore. After Gore v. Bush, it didn't seem worth it anymore.
437 00:30:49,806 00:30:51,057 Not then. Now. Not then. Now.
438 00:30:51,140 00:30:53,184 Yeah, no. It didn't seem worth it now either. Yeah, no. It didn't seem worth it now either.
439 00:30:53,268 00:30:55,812 No wonder we live in a failed state. No wonder we live in a failed state.
440 00:30:55,895 00:30:57,814 Please, Murphy. Please, Murphy.
441 00:30:57,897 00:31:00,191 All right. What are you giving me for my vote? All right. What are you giving me for my vote?
442 00:31:00,275 00:31:01,609 His undying loyalty. His undying loyalty.
443 00:31:02,986 00:31:07,115 That's it? I mean for a life? Loyalty? What a rip. That's it? I mean for a life? Loyalty? What a rip.
444 00:31:07,198 00:31:08,491 Who's got the pen? Who's got the pen?
445 00:31:13,913 00:31:14,789 Pull! Pull!
446 00:31:19,711 00:31:21,212 Outside! Outside!
447 00:31:47,238 00:31:49,365 No need to get yer knickers ruffled. No need to get yer knickers ruffled.
448 00:31:50,700 00:31:51,868 Ah! Ah!
449 00:31:51,951 00:31:54,287 Things already went to pot, I see. Things already went to pot, I see.
450 00:31:54,370 00:31:55,663 What's his deal? What's his deal?
451 00:31:55,747 00:31:57,373 These guys want to throw him outside. These guys want to throw him outside.
452 00:32:02,754 00:32:04,005 This is a real cock-up. This is a real cock-up.
453 00:32:04,088 00:32:06,466 Yeah. I mean just put him out of his misery. Toss him outside. Yeah. I mean just put him out of his misery. Toss him outside.
454 00:32:06,549 00:32:08,551 Mm-hm. Do you want to vote? Mm-hm. Do you want to vote?
455 00:32:10,595 00:32:11,971 I think we just did. I think we just did.
456 00:32:12,931 00:32:16,559 No, no, no. Wait. Wait. Let me say goodbye. No, no, no. Wait. Wait. Let me say goodbye.
457 00:32:16,643 00:32:19,687 Make it fast. And no funny business. Make it fast. And no funny business.
458 00:32:33,576 00:32:35,995 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
459 00:32:45,296 00:32:47,298 Why didn't you ever say anything? Why didn't you ever say anything?
460 00:32:48,257 00:32:49,884 I didn't think I had to. I didn't think I had to.
461 00:32:51,970 00:32:53,012 I love you. I love you.
462 00:32:54,597 00:32:55,598 I know. I know.
463 00:32:59,769 00:33:00,812 Yeah? Yeah?
464 00:33:01,771 00:33:02,730 I know you. I know you.
465 00:33:03,648 00:33:05,108 Just do it already! Just do it! Just do it already! Just do it!
466 00:33:05,692 00:33:07,026 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
467 00:33:07,110 00:33:08,194 Hold still, Dale! Hold still, Dale!
468 00:33:11,280 00:33:12,281 I'm cured! I'm cured!
469 00:33:13,700 00:33:15,702 Yeah, sorry pal. I don't think so. Yeah, sorry pal. I don't think so.
470 00:33:15,785 00:33:17,620 No. No, I know him! No. No, I know him!
471 00:33:21,457 00:33:23,334 I think this son of a bitch bit me! I think this son of a bitch bit me!
472 00:33:24,460 00:33:26,921 Yeah. Yeah, he bit me too. Yeah. Yeah, he bit me too.
473 00:33:27,005 00:33:29,048 Right here. Aww. Right here. Aww.
474 00:33:32,510 00:33:34,011 All right. Good luck, buddy. All right. Good luck, buddy.
475 00:33:36,264 00:33:37,390 No! No!
476 00:33:38,516 00:33:39,767 Love's a bitch, huh? Love's a bitch, huh?
477 00:33:39,851 00:33:42,145 No offense. None taken. No offense. None taken.
478 00:33:42,228 00:33:43,771 Ahh. Ahh.
479 00:33:59,954 00:34:02,039 Yeah, all right! We get it! You're dead! Yeah, all right! We get it! You're dead!
480 00:34:03,458 00:34:04,333 Sketchy? Sketchy?
481 00:34:05,293 00:34:07,837 Do you maybe want to say a few words? Uh, yeah. Do you maybe want to say a few words? Uh, yeah.
482 00:34:08,838 00:34:10,798 Mitts in the air, you bloody wankers. Mitts in the air, you bloody wankers.
483 00:34:13,384 00:34:15,845 That's right, everybody. In the air! That's right, everybody. In the air!
484 00:34:15,928 00:34:18,389 This here's a good old fashioned stick-up! This here's a good old fashioned stick-up!
485 00:34:19,557 00:34:20,683 Come on. Come on.
486 00:34:25,146 00:34:28,399 Taste of my own medicine. Karma, baby. Taste of my own medicine. Karma, baby.
487 00:34:28,483 00:34:30,902 Just rip off the fig leaf. It's less painful that way. Just rip off the fig leaf. It's less painful that way.
488 00:34:32,487 00:34:33,946 Tidy whiteys? Tidy whiteys?
489 00:34:35,448 00:34:38,034 Used to be. No wonder he stole your boxers. Used to be. No wonder he stole your boxers.
490 00:34:38,659 00:34:42,330 Funny how life's most negative moments have the longest lasting impact. Funny how life's most negative moments have the longest lasting impact.
491 00:34:42,413 00:34:45,291 You don't have many friends, do you? All of them are dead. You don't have many friends, do you? All of them are dead.
492 00:34:46,667 00:34:48,628 You're family. You're family.
493 00:34:48,711 00:34:51,839 I don't give a rat's ass about these other folks. I don't give a rat's ass about these other folks.
494 00:34:53,299 00:34:54,550 No offense. No offense.
495 00:34:57,470 00:34:58,888 Something about you ain't right. Something about you ain't right.
496 00:34:58,971 00:35:01,057 I've been... I've been told I have a screw loose. I've been... I've been told I have a screw loose.
497 00:35:01,808 00:35:02,934 No. That ain't it. No. That ain't it.
498 00:35:05,019 00:35:06,103 Now what are we gonna do with them? Now what are we gonna do with them?
499 00:35:06,687 00:35:09,232 I dunno. I hadn't thought that far ahead. I dunno. I hadn't thought that far ahead.
500 00:35:09,315 00:35:12,568 Well whatever you do, don't put us in that basement right there. Well whatever you do, don't put us in that basement right there.
501 00:35:14,112 00:35:16,072 No, I'm serious. Please. No, I'm serious. Please.
502 00:35:16,155 00:35:18,866 Please don't put us in there. I can't go down there. Please don't put us in there. I can't go down there.
503 00:35:19,617 00:35:20,618 What's in the basement? What's in the basement?
504 00:35:20,701 00:35:21,869 Nothing. Nothing.
505 00:35:21,953 00:35:23,663 It's cold and it's dark. It's cold and it's dark.
506 00:35:24,497 00:35:26,999 And I just... I can't go down there. And I just... I can't go down there.
507 00:35:27,083 00:35:29,252 I'm scared of confined spaces. I'm scared of confined spaces.
508 00:35:29,335 00:35:30,586 Brilliant. Brilliant.
509 00:35:30,670 00:35:33,506 No, no. It's not brilliant. It's not brilliant. No, no. It's not brilliant. It's not brilliant.
510 00:35:33,589 00:35:34,924 I'm asking you. I'm begging you. I'm asking you. I'm begging you.
511 00:35:35,007 00:35:37,760 Please don't put us into that basement right there. Please don't put us into that basement right there.
512 00:35:38,636 00:35:40,012 Could be a trap. Could be a trap.
513 00:35:40,096 00:35:41,305 Where is the booty? Where is the booty?
514 00:35:42,348 00:35:43,474 It's in the basement? It's in the basement?
515 00:35:49,021 00:35:52,441 Sorry about that. Dale can be a little bit rough. Sorry about that. Dale can be a little bit rough.
516 00:35:52,525 00:35:56,112 He hears your mate say, "No, no, not in the basement," He hears your mate say, "No, no, not in the basement,"
517 00:35:56,195 00:36:00,074 when in fact that's exactly where you want to be, ain't it? when in fact that's exactly where you want to be, ain't it?
518 00:36:00,783 00:36:02,159 Tell the truth. Tell the truth.
519 00:36:02,243 00:36:05,454 Don't be clever. You can't hide. Not from me. Don't be clever. You can't hide. Not from me.
520 00:36:06,664 00:36:09,625 Our goose's up top! Everybody in the basement! Our goose's up top! Everybody in the basement!
521 00:36:31,480 00:36:33,691 Seems OK to me! I knew it was you! Seems OK to me! I knew it was you!
522 00:36:44,911 00:36:47,663 Whoo! Now that's Darwin, baby! Shut up. Whoo! Now that's Darwin, baby! Shut up.
523 00:37:04,096 00:37:06,390 OK. Time to end this. OK. Time to end this.
524 00:37:06,474 00:37:08,976 He dies. She dies. He dies. She dies.
525 00:37:09,060 00:37:11,020 Everybody dies. Everybody dies.
526 00:37:11,103 00:37:12,730 Wait. Uh... Wait. Uh...
527 00:37:12,813 00:37:16,067 Don't you want to make a speech or say any last words? Don't you want to make a speech or say any last words?
528 00:37:16,150 00:37:17,777 Aren't they the same thing? Aren't they the same thing?
529 00:37:17,860 00:37:19,737 Oh, no. No, no, no. They're totally different. Oh, no. No, no, no. They're totally different.
530 00:37:19,820 00:37:24,200 I mean, one could be a pep talk. The other one could be the Lord's prayer. I mean, one could be a pep talk. The other one could be the Lord's prayer.
531 00:37:49,308 00:37:52,144 Live by the door, die by the door. Live by the door, die by the door.
532 00:37:57,275 00:38:00,653 Whoo! Closing time! Whoo! Closing time!
533 00:38:00,736 00:38:03,364 You? You brought the damn house down. You? You brought the damn house down.
534 00:38:03,447 00:38:05,908 You can say that again. Don't. Don't. You can say that again. Don't. Don't.
535 00:38:11,706 00:38:15,126 Hey, man. What took you so long? Oh, green foam, green truck. Hey, man. What took you so long? Oh, green foam, green truck.
536 00:38:16,252 00:38:17,920 You swallowed the key, didn't you? You swallowed the key, didn't you?
537 00:38:22,508 00:38:23,592 It's all right. It's all right.
538 00:38:25,928 00:38:28,639 Hold on. You guys had this planned the whole time? Hold on. You guys had this planned the whole time?
539 00:38:28,723 00:38:29,890 Of course. Of course.
540 00:38:29,974 00:38:31,851 I mean we tried to cut you in, man. I mean we tried to cut you in, man.
541 00:38:31,934 00:38:33,769 Yeah, we didn't see that bit with you and old Sal though. Yeah, we didn't see that bit with you and old Sal though.
542 00:38:33,853 00:38:36,022 No, that almost derailed the whole thing. No, that almost derailed the whole thing.
543 00:38:36,105 00:38:38,983 Coinkydinks. Yeah, deus ex machina. Coinkydinks. Yeah, deus ex machina.
544 00:38:39,066 00:38:40,776 Deus Ex Machina. Deus Ex Machina.
545 00:38:40,860 00:38:42,278 Kismet. Horse shit. Kismet. Horse shit.
546 00:38:42,987 00:38:45,072 You two morons aren't masterminds. You two morons aren't masterminds.
547 00:38:45,156 00:38:47,700 Yeah, well it's either that or we're lying. Yeah, well it's either that or we're lying.
548 00:38:47,783 00:38:51,996 I believe them when they're lying. I get scared when they're not. I believe them when they're lying. I get scared when they're not.
549 00:38:52,079 00:38:53,914 And I was scared. Really. And I was scared. Really.
550 00:38:53,998 00:38:55,207 You believe them? I do. You believe them? I do.
551 00:38:57,043 00:39:00,129 It doesn't make any sense. To go through all of this for what? It doesn't make any sense. To go through all of this for what?
552 00:39:00,212 00:39:01,338 Retirement. Retirement.
553 00:39:01,422 00:39:04,050 Yeah, man. We're taking over the Barber Shop. Yeah, man. We're taking over the Barber Shop.
554 00:39:04,133 00:39:07,511 We're gonna practice the tonsorial arts. Lifelong dream come true. We're gonna practice the tonsorial arts. Lifelong dream come true.
555 00:39:07,595 00:39:09,972 I wouldn't know. I had mine removed. I wouldn't know. I had mine removed.
556 00:39:14,310 00:39:15,561 We need to find Warren. We need to find Warren.
557 00:39:30,117 00:39:31,035 Get up. Get up.
558 00:39:38,626 00:39:40,169 You have to get up. You have to get up.
559 00:39:50,012 00:39:51,597 You have to keep moving. You have to keep moving.
560 00:40:12,660 00:40:14,286 Everything depends on you. Everything depends on you.
561 00:40:15,746 00:40:16,831 Warren! Warren!
562 00:40:20,376 00:40:21,961 I won't be there to help you. I won't be there to help you.
563 00:40:28,843 00:40:32,805 Hey. You OK? We've been looking for you. Hey. You OK? We've been looking for you.
564 00:40:36,851 00:40:37,852 This the way? This the way?
565 00:40:46,360 00:40:49,280 You're such a wuss. You're such a wuss.
566 00:40:53,409 00:40:56,203 So what do you think'll happen with Wheezy and Fschizzle? So what do you think'll happen with Wheezy and Fschizzle?
567 00:40:56,287 00:40:59,206 Those crazy bastards. They're following their own dream. Those crazy bastards. They're following their own dream.
568 00:41:13,262 00:41:17,057 Ah, this is the life, Skeezy, just you and me. Ah, this is the life, Skeezy, just you and me.
569 00:41:17,141 00:41:18,642 You know what we need to do next? You know what we need to do next?
570 00:41:18,726 00:41:20,352 Make out again? Get a dog. What? Make out again? Get a dog. What?
571 00:41:21,061 00:41:23,772 Oh, get a dog? Yeah, get a dog. Yeah. Oh, get a dog? Yeah, get a dog. Yeah.
572 00:41:23,856 00:41:25,149 Do you think there's any of them left? Do you think there's any of them left?
573 00:41:25,232 00:41:27,234 Oh, I'm sure. Somewhere. Oh, I'm sure. Somewhere.
574 00:41:27,943 00:41:30,112 Well here, let me see. Well here, let me see.
575 00:41:30,196 00:41:31,614 Voila! Voila!
576 00:41:31,697 00:41:33,073 Huh? What do you think? Huh? What do you think?
577 00:41:33,991 00:41:35,576 Skeezy. Skeezy.
578 00:41:36,660 00:41:39,163 It's perfect. Yeah! It's perfect. Yeah!
579 00:41:39,246 00:41:40,289 I love it! I love it!
580 00:41:49,924 00:41:51,091 Ahh. Whoo! Ahh. Whoo!
581 00:41:51,175 00:41:55,054 So, you ready to kill the competition? So, you ready to kill the competition?
582 00:41:56,180 00:41:58,140 I was born ready. I was born ready.
583 00:41:58,224 00:42:00,518 Right. Right.
584 00:42:01,852 00:42:03,646 Whoo! Whoo!
585 00:42:03,729 00:42:06,815 Oh. Oh.