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1 | 00:00:01,000 | 00:00:02,377 | Hello, friends. | Hello, friends. |
2 | 00:00:02,460 | 00:00:05,088 | Sweet zombie Jesus. It's Sketchy and Skeezy. | Sweet zombie Jesus. It's Sketchy and Skeezy. |
3 | 00:00:05,171 | 00:00:06,464 | Previously on Z Nation | Previously on Z Nation |
4 | 00:00:06,548 | 00:00:08,133 | You want to be immortal? It's him. | You want to be immortal? It's him. |
5 | 00:00:08,216 | 00:00:10,635 | Well, Murphy here has got to bite you. | Well, Murphy here has got to bite you. |
6 | 00:00:11,386 | 00:00:14,472 | These visions that you're having, don't ignore them. | These visions that you're having, don't ignore them. |
7 | 00:00:14,556 | 00:00:17,726 | The unconscious is a very powerful thing. | The unconscious is a very powerful thing. |
8 | 00:00:28,528 | 00:00:30,238 | Black Rainbow's real. | Black Rainbow's real. |
9 | 00:00:45,795 | 00:00:46,629 | Warren? | Warren? |
10 | 00:00:47,964 | 00:00:49,466 | Doc? See anybody? | Doc? See anybody? |
11 | 00:00:49,549 | 00:00:51,634 | Murphy? I can't see anything. | Murphy? I can't see anything. |
12 | 00:01:00,852 | 00:01:02,020 | Do you see anyone? | Do you see anyone? |
13 | 00:01:02,103 | 00:01:03,104 | No. | No. |
14 | 00:01:05,106 | 00:01:09,194 | This is FUBAR. This damn foam is choking me out. | This is FUBAR. This damn foam is choking me out. |
15 | 00:01:15,283 | 00:01:17,035 | Thanks, cover boy. | Thanks, cover boy. |
16 | 00:01:18,161 | 00:01:19,496 | We have to find Warren. | We have to find Warren. |
17 | 00:01:23,708 | 00:01:25,376 | Doc, Zs! | Doc, Zs! |
18 | 00:01:26,753 | 00:01:30,381 | Damn if this foam wasn't bad enough. Now puppies and kittens. | Damn if this foam wasn't bad enough. Now puppies and kittens. |
19 | 00:01:30,465 | 00:01:32,967 | We're surrounded Murphy. Got to fight it out! | We're surrounded Murphy. Got to fight it out! |
20 | 00:01:33,051 | 00:01:35,053 | Let's rock and roll. | Let's rock and roll. |
21 | 00:01:39,307 | 00:01:40,809 | They just keep coming. | They just keep coming. |
22 | 00:01:41,226 | 00:01:43,812 | Then keep killin'. What do you think I'm doing? | Then keep killin'. What do you think I'm doing? |
23 | 00:01:45,980 | 00:01:47,649 | Doc, behind you! | Doc, behind you! |
24 | 00:01:52,904 | 00:01:55,532 | Hey, Doc. Look over there! | Hey, Doc. Look over there! |
25 | 00:01:58,368 | 00:02:01,871 | Civilization, c'mon! Whoa! | Civilization, c'mon! Whoa! |
26 | 00:02:01,955 | 00:02:04,666 | Let us in! Open up! | Let us in! Open up! |
27 | 00:02:04,749 | 00:02:06,126 | Pull! | Pull! |
28 | 00:02:12,924 | 00:02:13,883 | What the... | What the... |
29 | 00:02:15,760 | 00:02:16,636 | Sketchy? | Sketchy? |
30 | 00:02:19,013 | 00:02:19,889 | Skeezy? | Skeezy? |
31 | 00:02:21,766 | 00:02:24,894 | What's up, Doc? Perfect timing. | What's up, Doc? Perfect timing. |
32 | 00:02:25,436 | 00:02:28,314 | Hey, you boys want a shave and a haircut? | Hey, you boys want a shave and a haircut? |
33 | 00:02:28,398 | 00:02:31,484 | Hey, fellas. Long time no see. | Hey, fellas. Long time no see. |
34 | 00:02:32,068 | 00:02:33,486 | A shave? | A shave? |
35 | 00:02:33,570 | 00:02:36,823 | Well don't mind if I... Wait a minute. Your beard's all... | Well don't mind if I... Wait a minute. Your beard's all... |
36 | 00:02:37,448 | 00:02:38,449 | It's avant-garde. | It's avant-garde. |
37 | 00:02:41,244 | 00:02:43,371 | No no, no, no. Thanks for the offer. | No no, no, no. Thanks for the offer. |
38 | 00:02:43,454 | 00:02:44,747 | No, we can't. We got to find Warren. | No, we can't. We got to find Warren. |
39 | 00:02:45,582 | 00:02:48,167 | In this storm? You got to be kidding me, Doc. | In this storm? You got to be kidding me, Doc. |
40 | 00:02:48,251 | 00:02:50,628 | No, no. It's no joke. She's... She's a fine woman. | No, no. It's no joke. She's... She's a fine woman. |
41 | 00:02:50,712 | 00:02:52,505 | Can take care of herself. And me. | Can take care of herself. And me. |
42 | 00:02:52,589 | 00:02:56,384 | Ain't that the truth. That was entendre. | Ain't that the truth. That was entendre. |
43 | 00:02:56,467 | 00:02:59,596 | Are you guys through? You know, Warren's changed, a lot. | Are you guys through? You know, Warren's changed, a lot. |
44 | 00:02:59,679 | 00:03:01,097 | Does she still have a pulse? | Does she still have a pulse? |
45 | 00:03:01,180 | 00:03:03,725 | Well, yeah. Well, then she's my kinda gal. | Well, yeah. Well, then she's my kinda gal. |
46 | 00:03:03,808 | 00:03:06,978 | Excuse me, do I know you? Have we met? | Excuse me, do I know you? Have we met? |
47 | 00:03:07,061 | 00:03:09,105 | Something about your face is crazy familiar. | Something about your face is crazy familiar. |
48 | 00:03:09,522 | 00:03:13,026 | Highly doubtful. But I've been told I have that kind of face. | Highly doubtful. But I've been told I have that kind of face. |
49 | 00:03:13,109 | 00:03:14,152 | Crazy? | Crazy? |
50 | 00:03:14,235 | 00:03:15,528 | Familiar. | Familiar. |
51 | 00:03:16,863 | 00:03:17,697 | Weapons? | Weapons? |
52 | 00:03:17,780 | 00:03:19,282 | Oh, no, no. We got to boogie. | Oh, no, no. We got to boogie. |
53 | 00:03:19,365 | 00:03:21,409 | What is it you always say? Never get out of the boat. | What is it you always say? Never get out of the boat. |
54 | 00:03:21,492 | 00:03:25,872 | Yeah, but I also always said, never go back out in the toxic shit. | Yeah, but I also always said, never go back out in the toxic shit. |
55 | 00:03:25,955 | 00:03:28,708 | I wouldn't go out there. Uh... Come on, Doc. | I wouldn't go out there. Uh... Come on, Doc. |
56 | 00:03:29,417 | 00:03:31,794 | Take a load off. You know, he... | Take a load off. You know, he... |
57 | 00:03:31,878 | 00:03:33,880 | he lathers with Kiehl's. | he lathers with Kiehl's. |
58 | 00:03:34,672 | 00:03:36,049 | That's it. I'm in. Where do you want them? | That's it. I'm in. Where do you want them? |
59 | 00:03:37,008 | 00:03:39,636 | Weapons. In there? | Weapons. In there? |
60 | 00:03:39,719 | 00:03:42,180 | Take your own advice, Murphy. We got to find the Warren and the others. | Take your own advice, Murphy. We got to find the Warren and the others. |
61 | 00:03:42,263 | 00:03:45,808 | Warren's probably hunkered down somewhere waiting for the storm to blow over. | Warren's probably hunkered down somewhere waiting for the storm to blow over. |
62 | 00:03:45,892 | 00:03:47,435 | Have any idea how long that's gonna take? | Have any idea how long that's gonna take? |
63 | 00:03:47,518 | 00:03:49,103 | You can't predict the weather. | You can't predict the weather. |
64 | 00:03:49,646 | 00:03:53,274 | Nuclear fallout, years of chemicals, | Nuclear fallout, years of chemicals, |
65 | 00:03:54,025 | 00:03:56,361 | millions of bodies off-gassing in Lake Michigan. | millions of bodies off-gassing in Lake Michigan. |
66 | 00:03:56,444 | 00:03:59,405 | Then boom! Zombie frappé. | Then boom! Zombie frappé. |
67 | 00:03:59,489 | 00:04:02,325 | Any more searching, you're bound to lose her or waste time back-tracking. | Any more searching, you're bound to lose her or waste time back-tracking. |
68 | 00:04:02,408 | 00:04:05,703 | So, you know. Yeah. Come on, Doc. Live a little. | So, you know. Yeah. Come on, Doc. Live a little. |
69 | 00:04:05,787 | 00:04:08,331 | This could be our last sliver of paradise. | This could be our last sliver of paradise. |
70 | 00:04:08,414 | 00:04:11,251 | You know, besides, Warren's indestructible-ish. | You know, besides, Warren's indestructible-ish. |
71 | 00:04:16,339 | 00:04:17,715 | This here's just my walking stick. | This here's just my walking stick. |
72 | 00:04:18,841 | 00:04:20,301 | And since your sign says walk-ins welcome, | And since your sign says walk-ins welcome, |
73 | 00:04:20,385 | 00:04:23,262 | I assume you don't mind if I just walk in with it? | I assume you don't mind if I just walk in with it? |
74 | 00:04:23,346 | 00:04:24,347 | Really? | Really? |
75 | 00:04:35,733 | 00:04:37,527 | You and I are getting off on the right foot. | You and I are getting off on the right foot. |
76 | 00:04:55,086 | 00:04:57,755 | Careful not to nick me now. I'm a bleeder. | Careful not to nick me now. I'm a bleeder. |
77 | 00:05:03,136 | 00:05:04,387 | Hang in there, chief. | Hang in there, chief. |
78 | 00:05:23,656 | 00:05:25,700 | Doc! | Doc! |
79 | 00:05:27,326 | 00:05:28,536 | Murphy! | Murphy! |
80 | 00:05:29,829 | 00:05:30,830 | 10K! | 10K! |
81 | 00:05:34,542 | 00:05:35,793 | Sarge! | Sarge! |
82 | 00:06:12,288 | 00:06:13,498 | Not too much off the top. | Not too much off the top. |
83 | 00:06:13,581 | 00:06:15,958 | Get rid of the scruff and keep the beard. Capisce? | Get rid of the scruff and keep the beard. Capisce? |
84 | 00:06:16,751 | 00:06:18,127 | Not a problem. | Not a problem. |
85 | 00:06:19,921 | 00:06:22,215 | Ahhhh. | Ahhhh. |
86 | 00:06:22,298 | 00:06:25,760 | I could die and go to heaven right now. | I could die and go to heaven right now. |
87 | 00:06:25,843 | 00:06:28,137 | Don't say that. What's that? | Don't say that. What's that? |
88 | 00:06:28,221 | 00:06:30,848 | They said you wouldn't be the first. | They said you wouldn't be the first. |
89 | 00:06:30,932 | 00:06:33,309 | Oh, daddy, I believe it. | Oh, daddy, I believe it. |
90 | 00:06:33,392 | 00:06:36,062 | Mm mm mm mm. | Mm mm mm mm. |
91 | 00:06:37,021 | 00:06:40,817 | You have steel wool for whiskers. Maybe you're losing your edge. | You have steel wool for whiskers. Maybe you're losing your edge. |
92 | 00:06:40,900 | 00:06:42,151 | I don't think so. | I don't think so. |
93 | 00:06:50,201 | 00:06:52,578 | It's like searching for a needle in a haystack. | It's like searching for a needle in a haystack. |
94 | 00:06:54,288 | 00:06:57,750 | I just can't find the right memory to remind me. | I just can't find the right memory to remind me. |
95 | 00:07:02,964 | 00:07:07,135 | But I feel so strongly about this. So your face must have relevance. | But I feel so strongly about this. So your face must have relevance. |
96 | 00:07:07,218 | 00:07:08,136 | Relevance? | Relevance? |
97 | 00:07:08,553 | 00:07:10,805 | Yeah, for me to remember your face. It must've been important. | Yeah, for me to remember your face. It must've been important. |
98 | 00:07:10,888 | 00:07:13,224 | I mean, God knows I've forgotten a shit ton of faces. | I mean, God knows I've forgotten a shit ton of faces. |
99 | 00:07:13,307 | 00:07:15,518 | Your mind is playing tricks, my friend. | Your mind is playing tricks, my friend. |
100 | 00:07:15,601 | 00:07:16,561 | Could be. | Could be. |
101 | 00:07:16,644 | 00:07:17,854 | Could be. | Could be. |
102 | 00:07:19,355 | 00:07:20,398 | Could be... Deja vu! | Could be... Deja vu! |
103 | 00:07:21,149 | 00:07:23,568 | Third eye. Female intuition. | Third eye. Female intuition. |
104 | 00:07:23,651 | 00:07:24,944 | Well telekinesis, then. | Well telekinesis, then. |
105 | 00:07:25,027 | 00:07:26,612 | You mean telepathy. Uh, no, I don't. | You mean telepathy. Uh, no, I don't. |
106 | 00:07:26,696 | 00:07:28,406 | Yes, you do. No, I don't. | Yes, you do. No, I don't. |
107 | 00:07:28,489 | 00:07:29,824 | You do. | You do. |
108 | 00:07:29,907 | 00:07:33,911 | Listen. Telekinesis is like bending spoons with your mind. | Listen. Telekinesis is like bending spoons with your mind. |
109 | 00:07:33,995 | 00:07:37,665 | Telepathy is reading peoples' thoughts and emotions. Like a psychic. | Telepathy is reading peoples' thoughts and emotions. Like a psychic. |
110 | 00:07:37,748 | 00:07:39,917 | He's right. I did them both on peyote. | He's right. I did them both on peyote. |
111 | 00:07:40,001 | 00:07:43,921 | And I definitely tele-transported with a nice Native American lady. | And I definitely tele-transported with a nice Native American lady. |
112 | 00:07:44,380 | 00:07:45,256 | A medicine woman. | A medicine woman. |
113 | 00:07:49,760 | 00:07:51,471 | You got to love that son of a bitch. | You got to love that son of a bitch. |
114 | 00:07:51,554 | 00:07:54,599 | We're on a one way trip to hell, and he still finds time for a nap. | We're on a one way trip to hell, and he still finds time for a nap. |
115 | 00:08:01,230 | 00:08:03,483 | Keep still. I don't want to knick you. | Keep still. I don't want to knick you. |
116 | 00:08:10,198 | 00:08:13,534 | Aw, man, you got magic hands. | Aw, man, you got magic hands. |
117 | 00:08:14,285 | 00:08:15,828 | What's your name again? | What's your name again? |
118 | 00:08:15,912 | 00:08:19,040 | Sal, short for Salazar. | Sal, short for Salazar. |
119 | 00:08:19,123 | 00:08:21,876 | Salazar! Albanian Salazar! | Salazar! Albanian Salazar! |
120 | 00:08:23,211 | 00:08:24,253 | Oh, my God, he's Albanian! | Oh, my God, he's Albanian! |
121 | 00:08:27,215 | 00:08:28,549 | I thought I detected an accent. | I thought I detected an accent. |
122 | 00:08:28,633 | 00:08:30,843 | Yes. Not Albanian. Greek. | Yes. Not Albanian. Greek. |
123 | 00:08:30,927 | 00:08:32,261 | Oh! Thank God. | Oh! Thank God. |
124 | 00:08:32,345 | 00:08:34,972 | Albanian's hate us. Yeah! | Albanian's hate us. Yeah! |
125 | 00:08:35,056 | 00:08:36,891 | Damn, I thought I had it. | Damn, I thought I had it. |
126 | 00:08:36,974 | 00:08:40,478 | Don't beat yourself up, Bro. Greece is right next door to Albania. | Don't beat yourself up, Bro. Greece is right next door to Albania. |
127 | 00:08:40,561 | 00:08:43,105 | Practically neighbors. Totally different. | Practically neighbors. Totally different. |
128 | 00:08:43,189 | 00:08:44,524 | Do tell. | Do tell. |
129 | 00:08:44,607 | 00:08:48,611 | Albania is Albania. Greece is Greece. Macedonia is Macedonia. | Albania is Albania. Greece is Greece. Macedonia is Macedonia. |
130 | 00:08:49,403 | 00:08:51,155 | Who said anything about Macedonia? | Who said anything about Macedonia? |
131 | 00:08:51,239 | 00:08:55,159 | Just an example. And we invented the sandwich. | Just an example. And we invented the sandwich. |
132 | 00:08:55,243 | 00:08:57,036 | What the hell does that have to do with anything? | What the hell does that have to do with anything? |
133 | 00:08:57,119 | 00:08:59,914 | Greece did not invent the sandwich. | Greece did not invent the sandwich. |
134 | 00:08:59,997 | 00:09:01,290 | It was the Romans. | It was the Romans. |
135 | 00:09:01,374 | 00:09:04,418 | So they could eat on the go while raping and pillaging. | So they could eat on the go while raping and pillaging. |
136 | 00:09:04,502 | 00:09:05,962 | Everybody knows this. | Everybody knows this. |
137 | 00:09:06,045 | 00:09:09,215 | Close, but you're all wrong. | Close, but you're all wrong. |
138 | 00:09:09,298 | 00:09:10,716 | 1762, England. | 1762, England. |
139 | 00:09:11,259 | 00:09:15,137 | John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich. No joke. | John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich. No joke. |
140 | 00:09:15,221 | 00:09:18,182 | He had his cook whip up a concoction of meat and bread, | He had his cook whip up a concoction of meat and bread, |
141 | 00:09:18,266 | 00:09:20,893 | so he didn't have to leave the poker table. | so he didn't have to leave the poker table. |
142 | 00:09:20,977 | 00:09:23,145 | Is that so? Mm-hm. | Is that so? Mm-hm. |
143 | 00:09:23,229 | 00:09:25,523 | You know, that reminds me of another invention | You know, that reminds me of another invention |
144 | 00:09:25,606 | 00:09:26,983 | named after its inventor. | named after its inventor. |
145 | 00:09:27,692 | 00:09:30,861 | Sir Thomas Crapper, who actually holds nine Royal Patents | Sir Thomas Crapper, who actually holds nine Royal Patents |
146 | 00:09:30,945 | 00:09:32,989 | on siphonic flushing mechanisms. | on siphonic flushing mechanisms. |
147 | 00:09:33,072 | 00:09:34,073 | The toilet? | The toilet? |
148 | 00:09:34,615 | 00:09:35,575 | That too. | That too. |
149 | 00:09:36,117 | 00:09:38,536 | Just think. If it were the other way around, | Just think. If it were the other way around, |
150 | 00:09:38,619 | 00:09:41,163 | we'd be eating a crapper and taking a sandwich. | we'd be eating a crapper and taking a sandwich. |
151 | 00:09:50,131 | 00:09:51,132 | That's heavy, man. | That's heavy, man. |
152 | 00:09:58,180 | 00:09:59,056 | Don't move. | Don't move. |
153 | 00:10:03,686 | 00:10:06,147 | I still need to take a little off the top. | I still need to take a little off the top. |
154 | 00:10:06,230 | 00:10:10,693 | Man, he gives looks that would kill. Huh, Skeezy? | Man, he gives looks that would kill. Huh, Skeezy? |
155 | 00:10:10,776 | 00:10:14,280 | Yeah, knocks 'em dead every time. | Yeah, knocks 'em dead every time. |
156 | 00:10:14,989 | 00:10:17,241 | Drive the ladies crazy! | Drive the ladies crazy! |
157 | 00:10:17,325 | 00:10:20,286 | Quite a cheering section you got there. You paying them? | Quite a cheering section you got there. You paying them? |
158 | 00:10:21,203 | 00:10:25,374 | You and your friend are all right. Those two, not so much. | You and your friend are all right. Those two, not so much. |
159 | 00:10:25,458 | 00:10:30,046 | That's the nature of the damn Apocalypse, like ships passing in the night. | That's the nature of the damn Apocalypse, like ships passing in the night. |
160 | 00:10:30,129 | 00:10:33,215 | Some you harbor. The rest you torpedo and sink. | Some you harbor. The rest you torpedo and sink. |
161 | 00:10:35,092 | 00:10:36,635 | You're funny. Very. | You're funny. Very. |
162 | 00:10:38,220 | 00:10:41,849 | Not, Albania. Albany. | Not, Albania. Albany. |
163 | 00:10:41,932 | 00:10:43,225 | Have you ever been to Albany, New York? | Have you ever been to Albany, New York? |
164 | 00:10:43,851 | 00:10:46,479 | Give it a break, Doc. He just said he likes us. | Give it a break, Doc. He just said he likes us. |
165 | 00:10:46,562 | 00:10:50,441 | OK. Thanks, man. We love you too. Have you ever been to Albany? | OK. Thanks, man. We love you too. Have you ever been to Albany? |
166 | 00:10:50,900 | 00:10:51,859 | No. | No. |
167 | 00:10:51,942 | 00:10:53,235 | Albuquerque? | Albuquerque? |
168 | 00:10:53,319 | 00:10:54,820 | Missed it. | Missed it. |
169 | 00:10:56,113 | 00:10:58,407 | Well, next time take a left at Tucumcari. | Well, next time take a left at Tucumcari. |
170 | 00:11:00,201 | 00:11:01,243 | I got to figure this out. | I got to figure this out. |
171 | 00:11:02,828 | 00:11:05,664 | I got to meditate. Don't burst a blood vessel. | I got to meditate. Don't burst a blood vessel. |
172 | 00:11:05,748 | 00:11:08,626 | Soon as he's done with me you're next up on the chopping block. | Soon as he's done with me you're next up on the chopping block. |
173 | 00:11:16,884 | 00:11:18,010 | Ummm. | Ummm. |
174 | 00:11:19,762 | 00:11:23,557 | How about that baklava? What's that all about? | How about that baklava? What's that all about? |
175 | 00:11:23,641 | 00:11:24,642 | Delicious pastry... | Delicious pastry... |
176 | 00:11:40,616 | 00:11:44,829 | Do you know that a kangaroo can turn his pouch inside out... | Do you know that a kangaroo can turn his pouch inside out... |
177 | 00:12:34,170 | 00:12:35,212 | Wait! | Wait! |
178 | 00:12:43,220 | 00:12:46,432 | This is great. | This is great. |
179 | 00:12:47,600 | 00:12:48,767 | Ah. | Ah. |
180 | 00:12:48,851 | 00:12:51,145 | Spin me around again one last time so I can check out the back | Spin me around again one last time so I can check out the back |
181 | 00:12:51,228 | 00:12:53,063 | Grant the man his last request. | Grant the man his last request. |
182 | 00:12:55,774 | 00:12:57,818 | You, sir, are an artist. | You, sir, are an artist. |
183 | 00:12:58,652 | 00:13:01,489 | I am pleased you are pleased. Oh, please. | I am pleased you are pleased. Oh, please. |
184 | 00:13:01,572 | 00:13:03,324 | Do you have a problem with my happiness? | Do you have a problem with my happiness? |
185 | 00:13:03,824 | 00:13:05,868 | Negativity's infectious, man. | Negativity's infectious, man. |
186 | 00:13:08,454 | 00:13:09,622 | Like a virus. | Like a virus. |
187 | 00:13:14,960 | 00:13:15,794 | Murphy! What? | Murphy! What? |
188 | 00:13:16,795 | 00:13:19,048 | Hey, you want to check out the tanning bed? | Hey, you want to check out the tanning bed? |
189 | 00:13:19,131 | 00:13:20,883 | They have a tanning bed? You have a tanning bed? | They have a tanning bed? You have a tanning bed? |
190 | 00:13:20,966 | 00:13:22,510 | Solar powered. | Solar powered. |
191 | 00:13:22,593 | 00:13:25,429 | You really have carved out a tiny niche of heaven here. | You really have carved out a tiny niche of heaven here. |
192 | 00:13:25,513 | 00:13:26,889 | Yeah. Blood, sweat, and tears. | Yeah. Blood, sweat, and tears. |
193 | 00:13:26,972 | 00:13:28,933 | Mostly blood. Indeed. | Mostly blood. Indeed. |
194 | 00:13:29,475 | 00:13:31,352 | Well, I hope you're not charging an arm and a leg. | Well, I hope you're not charging an arm and a leg. |
195 | 00:13:31,435 | 00:13:32,770 | He is. I am. | He is. I am. |
196 | 00:13:32,853 | 00:13:35,564 | Well, then take his. Doc, you're up next. | Well, then take his. Doc, you're up next. |
197 | 00:13:35,648 | 00:13:40,611 | Me, I'm gonna go get rid of my tan lines. That really was a close shave. | Me, I'm gonna go get rid of my tan lines. That really was a close shave. |
198 | 00:13:40,694 | 00:13:43,280 | Yeah, I wouldn't split hairs with this man over the price. | Yeah, I wouldn't split hairs with this man over the price. |
199 | 00:13:43,364 | 00:13:44,615 | I was talking about the shave. | I was talking about the shave. |
200 | 00:13:44,698 | 00:13:47,117 | Oh, yeah. Smooth as a baby's bottom. | Oh, yeah. Smooth as a baby's bottom. |
201 | 00:13:48,035 | 00:13:49,036 | You're damaged. | You're damaged. |
202 | 00:13:51,539 | 00:13:53,958 | If things get hairy... Scream like a porn star. | If things get hairy... Scream like a porn star. |
203 | 00:13:56,001 | 00:13:57,211 | Something like that. | Something like that. |
204 | 00:14:04,802 | 00:14:06,053 | Oh, Terry cloth. | Oh, Terry cloth. |
205 | 00:14:19,316 | 00:14:22,027 | Hey. Whoa! | Hey. Whoa! |
206 | 00:14:22,111 | 00:14:24,363 | Looking good. You're not getting in my pants. | Looking good. You're not getting in my pants. |
207 | 00:14:24,446 | 00:14:25,698 | You're not wearing any. | You're not wearing any. |
208 | 00:14:28,367 | 00:14:29,493 | Fair enough. | Fair enough. |
209 | 00:14:30,411 | 00:14:31,704 | ♪ Ta-dah ♪ | ♪ Ta-dah ♪ |
210 | 00:14:31,787 | 00:14:32,955 | Really? | Really? |
211 | 00:14:33,038 | 00:14:34,123 | You seem unimpressed. | You seem unimpressed. |
212 | 00:14:34,707 | 00:14:37,585 | I dunno. It's kinda... Intimate, huh? | I dunno. It's kinda... Intimate, huh? |
213 | 00:14:37,668 | 00:14:38,502 | I guess. | I guess. |
214 | 00:14:44,341 | 00:14:48,262 | So you... you might want to sign these. | So you... you might want to sign these. |
215 | 00:14:48,345 | 00:14:49,430 | Why? For protection. | Why? For protection. |
216 | 00:14:49,513 | 00:14:50,389 | Get out. | Get out. |
217 | 00:14:50,472 | 00:14:53,225 | No, no. Just sign here at the bottom. No, just get out right now. Go. | No, no. Just sign here at the bottom. No, just get out right now. Go. |
218 | 00:14:53,309 | 00:14:55,019 | Down at the bottom... Ah! | Down at the bottom... Ah! |
219 | 00:15:02,651 | 00:15:06,363 | Damn, man. I know your face. I know I know you. | Damn, man. I know your face. I know I know you. |
220 | 00:15:06,447 | 00:15:07,865 | It's right here. | It's right here. |
221 | 00:15:09,116 | 00:15:10,367 | How do you want it cut? | How do you want it cut? |
222 | 00:15:10,451 | 00:15:12,912 | Um, I dunno. I guess just a little off the top. | Um, I dunno. I guess just a little off the top. |
223 | 00:15:12,995 | 00:15:14,663 | I dunno, Doc. Your hair looks pretty good to me. | I dunno, Doc. Your hair looks pretty good to me. |
224 | 00:15:14,747 | 00:15:17,499 | Aw, thanks, man. Actually I just cut it myself. | Aw, thanks, man. Actually I just cut it myself. |
225 | 00:15:18,125 | 00:15:21,629 | How bout a wax and a trim? And I got some fierce nose hairs | How bout a wax and a trim? And I got some fierce nose hairs |
226 | 00:15:21,712 | 00:15:23,589 | that could use a good bushwhacking. | that could use a good bushwhacking. |
227 | 00:15:23,672 | 00:15:24,632 | Hey, do you shampoo? | Hey, do you shampoo? |
228 | 00:15:25,174 | 00:15:27,927 | We scalp massage. Ooh, awesome. Yeah, let's do that. | We scalp massage. Ooh, awesome. Yeah, let's do that. |
229 | 00:15:35,434 | 00:15:36,727 | Sorry. Sorry. | Sorry. Sorry. |
230 | 00:15:41,398 | 00:15:44,818 | Oh, Murphy was right. You do have magic hands. | Oh, Murphy was right. You do have magic hands. |
231 | 00:15:45,486 | 00:15:47,279 | Must be a Greek thing. | Must be a Greek thing. |
232 | 00:15:47,363 | 00:15:49,948 | Hm, along with oils, yogurt, and brotherly love. | Hm, along with oils, yogurt, and brotherly love. |
233 | 00:15:50,032 | 00:15:51,450 | Oh, and democracy. Yeah, that. | Oh, and democracy. Yeah, that. |
234 | 00:15:51,533 | 00:15:53,077 | Even the Greeks made mistakes. | Even the Greeks made mistakes. |
235 | 00:15:55,245 | 00:15:57,164 | You fresh off the boat, Greek? | You fresh off the boat, Greek? |
236 | 00:16:01,502 | 00:16:03,128 | By way of Detroit. | By way of Detroit. |
237 | 00:16:03,212 | 00:16:07,424 | Motor city, baby. Far out. I had some good times there. | Motor city, baby. Far out. I had some good times there. |
238 | 00:16:09,134 | 00:16:12,179 | Did you ever hear of a fella named Nicky La Pieu? | Did you ever hear of a fella named Nicky La Pieu? |
239 | 00:16:12,262 | 00:16:14,139 | Most people called him Tony Cue Ball. | Most people called him Tony Cue Ball. |
240 | 00:16:14,223 | 00:16:16,642 | I don't know why. He had hair down to his knees. | I don't know why. He had hair down to his knees. |
241 | 00:16:17,810 | 00:16:19,061 | Never heard of him. | Never heard of him. |
242 | 00:16:19,144 | 00:16:21,230 | You sure? Definitely. | You sure? Definitely. |
243 | 00:16:21,313 | 00:16:23,023 | Too bad. He was a trip. | Too bad. He was a trip. |
244 | 00:16:24,483 | 00:16:26,819 | Kind of an ass, but too stupid to do much harm. | Kind of an ass, but too stupid to do much harm. |
245 | 00:16:26,902 | 00:16:30,489 | Come to think of it, the last time I saw him must've been six or seven years ago. | Come to think of it, the last time I saw him must've been six or seven years ago. |
246 | 00:16:30,572 | 00:16:31,824 | It was just right after... | It was just right after... |
247 | 00:16:31,907 | 00:16:36,578 | Holy Moses! I knew it! Tony Cue Ball! You son of a bitch! | Holy Moses! I knew it! Tony Cue Ball! You son of a bitch! |
248 | 00:16:42,084 | 00:16:42,960 | Bastard! | Bastard! |
249 | 00:17:12,406 | 00:17:14,992 | "Say hello to my little friend." | "Say hello to my little friend." |
250 | 00:17:30,632 | 00:17:32,259 | We tried to warn you. | We tried to warn you. |
251 | 00:17:32,342 | 00:17:33,886 | Well next time, try harder. | Well next time, try harder. |
252 | 00:18:28,774 | 00:18:30,400 | Chill out, man! Shut up! | Chill out, man! Shut up! |
253 | 00:18:36,782 | 00:18:39,409 | Easy. We'll kill them soon enough. | Easy. We'll kill them soon enough. |
254 | 00:18:39,493 | 00:18:41,411 | I thought we were friends. | I thought we were friends. |
255 | 00:18:41,495 | 00:18:44,832 | He ain't a friend. He's not even a barber. You should see the back of your head. | He ain't a friend. He's not even a barber. You should see the back of your head. |
256 | 00:18:44,915 | 00:18:47,960 | This is not personal. It's never been personal. | This is not personal. It's never been personal. |
257 | 00:18:48,377 | 00:18:49,711 | Wait a minute. | Wait a minute. |
258 | 00:18:50,295 | 00:18:51,964 | He kicked your ass once, didn't he? | He kicked your ass once, didn't he? |
259 | 00:18:52,047 | 00:18:53,465 | More like sucker punched. | More like sucker punched. |
260 | 00:18:53,549 | 00:18:55,968 | This jackass and his buddy, not Gossamer here, | This jackass and his buddy, not Gossamer here, |
261 | 00:18:56,051 | 00:18:58,679 | jumped me, took everything I had, including my undies, | jumped me, took everything I had, including my undies, |
262 | 00:18:58,762 | 00:18:59,847 | and left me there to die. | and left me there to die. |
263 | 00:18:59,930 | 00:19:01,640 | You stole his underwear? | You stole his underwear? |
264 | 00:19:01,723 | 00:19:03,267 | I was desperate. It was black summer. | I was desperate. It was black summer. |
265 | 00:19:04,143 | 00:19:05,060 | But a man's boxers? | But a man's boxers? |
266 | 00:19:05,144 | 00:19:06,395 | It was business. | It was business. |
267 | 00:19:06,478 | 00:19:07,855 | Hell of a business. | Hell of a business. |
268 | 00:19:10,315 | 00:19:11,400 | What? | What? |
269 | 00:19:11,483 | 00:19:13,110 | Nothing. I'm just trying to figure out a way out of this. | Nothing. I'm just trying to figure out a way out of this. |
270 | 00:19:13,193 | 00:19:14,736 | Well, that's what I'm trying to do too. | Well, that's what I'm trying to do too. |
271 | 00:19:14,820 | 00:19:15,904 | Really? | Really? |
272 | 00:19:15,988 | 00:19:18,282 | Hey, you want us to spit shine the place? | Hey, you want us to spit shine the place? |
273 | 00:19:18,365 | 00:19:19,324 | I'll grab the Pine-Sol. | I'll grab the Pine-Sol. |
274 | 00:19:22,452 | 00:19:24,913 | Speak again and I peel your skin. | Speak again and I peel your skin. |
275 | 00:19:26,832 | 00:19:29,167 | If that's who I think it is, you fellas are toast. | If that's who I think it is, you fellas are toast. |
276 | 00:19:30,669 | 00:19:32,129 | Who cares what he's talking about. | Who cares what he's talking about. |
277 | 00:19:32,212 | 00:19:35,007 | Shoot first. No questions. I wouldn't do that. | Shoot first. No questions. I wouldn't do that. |
278 | 00:19:36,800 | 00:19:40,137 | Well, of course they're stalling. You take me for an idiot? | Well, of course they're stalling. You take me for an idiot? |
279 | 00:19:40,220 | 00:19:41,138 | Is that a trick question? | Is that a trick question? |
280 | 00:19:43,223 | 00:19:44,641 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
281 | 00:19:44,725 | 00:19:48,061 | If that's who they think it is out there, you're gonna want her alive. | If that's who they think it is out there, you're gonna want her alive. |
282 | 00:19:48,145 | 00:19:50,022 | Her? Oh, yeah. Whoo. | Her? Oh, yeah. Whoo. |
283 | 00:19:50,105 | 00:19:51,899 | Mama brings the pain. | Mama brings the pain. |
284 | 00:19:52,566 | 00:19:53,817 | Quiet! | Quiet! |
285 | 00:19:53,901 | 00:19:55,068 | Act normal. | Act normal. |
286 | 00:19:55,152 | 00:19:55,986 | Normal? | Normal? |
287 | 00:19:56,069 | 00:19:58,363 | Like you're not being robbed. | Like you're not being robbed. |
288 | 00:19:58,447 | 00:19:59,990 | A robbery? Is that what this is? | A robbery? Is that what this is? |
289 | 00:20:00,073 | 00:20:02,492 | I totally thought you two were a couple of sadists | I totally thought you two were a couple of sadists |
290 | 00:20:02,576 | 00:20:04,202 | out for a good time. No, they're capitalists. | out for a good time. No, they're capitalists. |
291 | 00:20:04,286 | 00:20:05,996 | Shut the hell up! | Shut the hell up! |
292 | 00:20:06,955 | 00:20:11,210 | You are the chattiest bunch of marks in the whole damn Apocalypse! | You are the chattiest bunch of marks in the whole damn Apocalypse! |
293 | 00:20:12,961 | 00:20:14,922 | You have to pull. | You have to pull. |
294 | 00:20:19,843 | 00:20:21,803 | Anybody ever read The Monkey's Paw? | Anybody ever read The Monkey's Paw? |
295 | 00:20:25,015 | 00:20:27,684 | Don't...! Don't shoot. We are unarmed. | Don't...! Don't shoot. We are unarmed. |
296 | 00:20:31,939 | 00:20:33,357 | Ran out of ammo. | Ran out of ammo. |
297 | 00:20:33,857 | 00:20:37,069 | All that damn foam. | All that damn foam. |
298 | 00:20:37,152 | 00:20:39,488 | You two look like you smell. | You two look like you smell. |
299 | 00:20:39,571 | 00:20:41,323 | That is a compliment. | That is a compliment. |
300 | 00:20:41,406 | 00:20:43,158 | That foam is nasty. | That foam is nasty. |
301 | 00:20:46,328 | 00:20:47,704 | What's the matter? | What's the matter? |
302 | 00:20:47,788 | 00:20:49,831 | You never see a woman blow her nose before? | You never see a woman blow her nose before? |
303 | 00:20:53,710 | 00:20:55,170 | I don't feel so good. | I don't feel so good. |
304 | 00:21:49,850 | 00:21:52,769 | Wait! I need your help! | Wait! I need your help! |
305 | 00:21:59,651 | 00:22:02,320 | This is still a robbery! | This is still a robbery! |
306 | 00:22:45,989 | 00:22:48,116 | I'm getting too old for this shit. | I'm getting too old for this shit. |
307 | 00:22:48,200 | 00:22:51,453 | Me too. You were supposed to be my last score. | Me too. You were supposed to be my last score. |
308 | 00:22:51,536 | 00:22:53,121 | I'm seriously skeptical of that statement. | I'm seriously skeptical of that statement. |
309 | 00:22:53,205 | 00:22:54,289 | Shut up. | Shut up. |
310 | 00:22:55,415 | 00:22:58,627 | Fate is giving us a chance to reconcile our past. | Fate is giving us a chance to reconcile our past. |
311 | 00:22:58,710 | 00:23:00,545 | How the hell is this reconciling? | How the hell is this reconciling? |
312 | 00:23:00,629 | 00:23:02,756 | Because this time, I will kill you. | Because this time, I will kill you. |
313 | 00:23:03,548 | 00:23:04,674 | Tan mom! | Tan mom! |
314 | 00:23:31,284 | 00:23:32,369 | Tiny! | Tiny! |
315 | 00:23:44,464 | 00:23:45,298 | Tiny? | Tiny? |
316 | 00:23:46,258 | 00:23:47,551 | Take that thing out of here. | Take that thing out of here. |
317 | 00:23:49,803 | 00:23:50,804 | What the...? | What the...? |
318 | 00:23:51,847 | 00:23:52,806 | Ahh! She bit me! | Ahh! She bit me! |
319 | 00:23:54,349 | 00:23:55,892 | She bit you! That's what I said. She bit me. | She bit you! That's what I said. She bit me. |
320 | 00:23:55,976 | 00:23:57,227 | Me too. She bit you? | Me too. She bit you? |
321 | 00:23:57,310 | 00:23:58,311 | No, she bit you. | No, she bit you. |
322 | 00:23:58,395 | 00:24:00,063 | But you said that... She bit you. | But you said that... She bit you. |
323 | 00:24:03,525 | 00:24:06,444 | Am I gonna tan? No, little buddy. | Am I gonna tan? No, little buddy. |
324 | 00:24:08,572 | 00:24:09,865 | You're gonna Z. | You're gonna Z. |
325 | 00:25:20,101 | 00:25:23,063 | Get me out of here, Sketchy! Man, I don't want to die! Not like this. | Get me out of here, Sketchy! Man, I don't want to die! Not like this. |
326 | 00:25:23,146 | 00:25:24,981 | You're not gonna die, OK? | You're not gonna die, OK? |
327 | 00:25:25,065 | 00:25:26,816 | You might be going Z, but you're not gonna die. | You might be going Z, but you're not gonna die. |
328 | 00:25:26,900 | 00:25:28,568 | Here, grab that. What? | Here, grab that. What? |
329 | 00:25:28,652 | 00:25:30,904 | The barbicide. It'll kill anything. | The barbicide. It'll kill anything. |
330 | 00:25:44,125 | 00:25:45,585 | Did you just drink that? Yeah. | Did you just drink that? Yeah. |
331 | 00:25:45,669 | 00:25:47,379 | Do you feel any better? No. | Do you feel any better? No. |
332 | 00:25:47,462 | 00:25:49,506 | OK, you weren't supposed to drink it. | OK, you weren't supposed to drink it. |
333 | 00:25:51,591 | 00:25:54,552 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait one minute. Just one minute, all right? | Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait one minute. Just one minute, all right? |
334 | 00:25:54,636 | 00:25:56,304 | Then you can do whatever you want to him. | Then you can do whatever you want to him. |
335 | 00:25:58,014 | 00:26:00,809 | Give him a minute, for Christ sakes. | Give him a minute, for Christ sakes. |
336 | 00:26:00,892 | 00:26:03,853 | All right, let's all be calm here. | All right, let's all be calm here. |
337 | 00:26:04,521 | 00:26:07,649 | Let's step through this logically, huh? | Let's step through this logically, huh? |
338 | 00:26:07,732 | 00:26:11,611 | We've held Skeezy here for a while, and he hasn't turned yet, has he? | We've held Skeezy here for a while, and he hasn't turned yet, has he? |
339 | 00:26:11,695 | 00:26:13,905 | Proof is in the pudding. Yeah, I agree. | Proof is in the pudding. Yeah, I agree. |
340 | 00:26:13,989 | 00:26:16,366 | If he hasn't turned by now, bacon lady didn't get him. | If he hasn't turned by now, bacon lady didn't get him. |
341 | 00:26:16,449 | 00:26:17,409 | Explain the bite. | Explain the bite. |
342 | 00:26:17,826 | 00:26:20,036 | OK, I bit him. You bit him? | OK, I bit him. You bit him? |
343 | 00:26:20,120 | 00:26:22,956 | You bit me? Yeah. | You bit me? Yeah. |
344 | 00:26:23,915 | 00:26:24,749 | I did. | I did. |
345 | 00:26:24,833 | 00:26:26,042 | Scout's honor. | Scout's honor. |
346 | 00:26:26,126 | 00:26:29,045 | Why didn't you speak up? Because I knew you wouldn't believe me. | Why didn't you speak up? Because I knew you wouldn't believe me. |
347 | 00:26:29,838 | 00:26:32,007 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. |
348 | 00:26:32,799 | 00:26:34,676 | Put it away, broheim. | Put it away, broheim. |
349 | 00:26:34,759 | 00:26:38,263 | Don't be stupid. The bullet will go right through you. | Don't be stupid. The bullet will go right through you. |
350 | 00:26:38,346 | 00:26:40,557 | Two for the price of... OK! Fine! Shoot us both! | Two for the price of... OK! Fine! Shoot us both! |
351 | 00:26:40,640 | 00:26:43,143 | But what are you gonna do when we go Mad-Z, huh? Huh? | But what are you gonna do when we go Mad-Z, huh? Huh? |
352 | 00:26:43,226 | 00:26:44,811 | You can't kill two crazies. | You can't kill two crazies. |
353 | 00:26:44,894 | 00:26:46,855 | Not with a pair of .45s and... | Not with a pair of .45s and... |
354 | 00:26:47,939 | 00:26:49,024 | three bullets. | three bullets. |
355 | 00:26:50,233 | 00:26:51,192 | Cut off their arms and legs. | Cut off their arms and legs. |
356 | 00:26:51,276 | 00:26:53,403 | Then throw them in the basement with the rest of the Zs. | Then throw them in the basement with the rest of the Zs. |
357 | 00:26:53,486 | 00:26:55,572 | What? That'd do the trick. | What? That'd do the trick. |
358 | 00:26:55,655 | 00:26:57,574 | Who's side are you on? Yeah. | Who's side are you on? Yeah. |
359 | 00:26:58,450 | 00:27:00,702 | Sorry. Wait, there are Zs in the basement? | Sorry. Wait, there are Zs in the basement? |
360 | 00:27:01,619 | 00:27:04,414 | Doc, Doc, buddy, come on, man. | Doc, Doc, buddy, come on, man. |
361 | 00:27:04,497 | 00:27:07,167 | Now, hey, I know you ain't keen on these fellas here, Sal. | Now, hey, I know you ain't keen on these fellas here, Sal. |
362 | 00:27:07,876 | 00:27:10,045 | Oh I'm sorry, is it still Sal or is it Tony? | Oh I'm sorry, is it still Sal or is it Tony? |
363 | 00:27:10,128 | 00:27:13,340 | Why would I lie about my name? Because you lied about everything else. | Why would I lie about my name? Because you lied about everything else. |
364 | 00:27:13,423 | 00:27:15,592 | I'm sorry. Scratch that. That is not productive. | I'm sorry. Scratch that. That is not productive. |
365 | 00:27:15,675 | 00:27:19,095 | My point is, let's do these fellas justice. | My point is, let's do these fellas justice. |
366 | 00:27:19,179 | 00:27:22,557 | Cutting off arms and legs seems just. At least to me it does. | Cutting off arms and legs seems just. At least to me it does. |
367 | 00:27:22,640 | 00:27:24,851 | See, it's like Kansas City all over again, Sketch. | See, it's like Kansas City all over again, Sketch. |
368 | 00:27:24,934 | 00:27:28,605 | My arms, my legs, I mean, I need them. You're already strange-looking. | My arms, my legs, I mean, I need them. You're already strange-looking. |
369 | 00:27:28,688 | 00:27:30,357 | Seriously, you guys. This is just ridiculous. | Seriously, you guys. This is just ridiculous. |
370 | 00:27:32,233 | 00:27:35,445 | Enough! Enough! Enough! | Enough! Enough! Enough! |
371 | 00:27:36,029 | 00:27:37,197 | All right. | All right. |
372 | 00:27:37,739 | 00:27:39,449 | We're going do this the old fashioned way. | We're going do this the old fashioned way. |
373 | 00:27:39,532 | 00:27:40,658 | Dissolve them in acid? | Dissolve them in acid? |
374 | 00:27:40,742 | 00:27:43,036 | No, we're not gonna dissolve them in acid. | No, we're not gonna dissolve them in acid. |
375 | 00:27:43,119 | 00:27:45,997 | It sucks, but fate has chosen to screw you. | It sucks, but fate has chosen to screw you. |
376 | 00:27:46,081 | 00:27:49,167 | We play by one rule. Survival of the fittest. | We play by one rule. Survival of the fittest. |
377 | 00:27:49,250 | 00:27:51,419 | We toss him out on his ass, let Darwin do the rest. | We toss him out on his ass, let Darwin do the rest. |
378 | 00:27:52,587 | 00:27:53,588 | Murphy. | Murphy. |
379 | 00:27:54,464 | 00:27:55,757 | How could you? | How could you? |
380 | 00:27:55,840 | 00:27:57,842 | We're talking about Skeezy here. | We're talking about Skeezy here. |
381 | 00:27:57,926 | 00:27:59,094 | Yeah, Murphy. | Yeah, Murphy. |
382 | 00:27:59,761 | 00:28:01,388 | After all we've been through. | After all we've been through. |
383 | 00:28:01,471 | 00:28:05,266 | Yeah, um... uh-uh. | Yeah, um... uh-uh. |
384 | 00:28:05,350 | 00:28:08,853 | Sketchy, I know you two are tight. Skeezy's been a good friend to you. | Sketchy, I know you two are tight. Skeezy's been a good friend to you. |
385 | 00:28:09,521 | 00:28:10,647 | What do you think we should do? | What do you think we should do? |
386 | 00:28:11,648 | 00:28:14,234 | I say we let him go. | I say we let him go. |
387 | 00:28:14,692 | 00:28:15,985 | Listen, OK? | Listen, OK? |
388 | 00:28:16,069 | 00:28:19,572 | If anybody's shooting this weaselly man right here, it's gonna be me. | If anybody's shooting this weaselly man right here, it's gonna be me. |
389 | 00:28:20,365 | 00:28:21,866 | You knew this going in. | You knew this going in. |
390 | 00:28:22,492 | 00:28:24,369 | Mercy you, mercy me. | Mercy you, mercy me. |
391 | 00:28:24,452 | 00:28:28,832 | Butch and Sundance, Bonnie and Clyde, Hall and Oats. | Butch and Sundance, Bonnie and Clyde, Hall and Oats. |
392 | 00:28:28,915 | 00:28:30,458 | That was always the plan. | That was always the plan. |
393 | 00:28:30,542 | 00:28:33,837 | Yeah, but they... they died together. | Yeah, but they... they died together. |
394 | 00:28:33,920 | 00:28:35,630 | What? | What? |
395 | 00:28:36,631 | 00:28:38,258 | Let's not get carried away. | Let's not get carried away. |
396 | 00:28:38,842 | 00:28:40,760 | Listen, um... | Listen, um... |
397 | 00:28:40,844 | 00:28:42,178 | Uh... | Uh... |
398 | 00:28:43,138 | 00:28:44,806 | Can I do it? Please. | Can I do it? Please. |
399 | 00:28:47,809 | 00:28:50,353 | There's one in the chamber. Make it count. | There's one in the chamber. Make it count. |
400 | 00:29:02,699 | 00:29:05,827 | No, no, no. You wanna play roulette? | No, no, no. You wanna play roulette? |
401 | 00:29:05,910 | 00:29:07,620 | That's what you want to play? All right. | That's what you want to play? All right. |
402 | 00:29:07,704 | 00:29:11,040 | I'll play. I'll play. And you'll pay! | I'll play. I'll play. And you'll pay! |
403 | 00:29:11,124 | 00:29:13,960 | Yeah! I'll go mad, son! | Yeah! I'll go mad, son! |
404 | 00:29:14,043 | 00:29:17,172 | Like... mad! OK. | Like... mad! OK. |
405 | 00:29:17,255 | 00:29:19,841 | OK. Calm down there, bud. | OK. Calm down there, bud. |
406 | 00:29:19,924 | 00:29:24,304 | You got so much to live for in the next eight to ten minutes. | You got so much to live for in the next eight to ten minutes. |
407 | 00:29:27,140 | 00:29:30,560 | Keep going. OK. Yeah. | Keep going. OK. Yeah. |
408 | 00:29:31,394 | 00:29:32,937 | I say we heed Murphy's advice. | I say we heed Murphy's advice. |
409 | 00:29:33,021 | 00:29:35,231 | I'm sorry, what... what advice was that? | I'm sorry, what... what advice was that? |
410 | 00:29:35,315 | 00:29:37,317 | That, the bit about rules. | That, the bit about rules. |
411 | 00:29:37,400 | 00:29:39,736 | Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Darwin thing. Yeah, yeah, do that. | Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Darwin thing. Yeah, yeah, do that. |
412 | 00:29:39,819 | 00:29:41,821 | Yeah, the Darwin thing. | Yeah, the Darwin thing. |
413 | 00:29:42,405 | 00:29:45,492 | That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about freedom! | That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about freedom! |
414 | 00:29:45,575 | 00:29:48,495 | I'm talking about free will! Independence! | I'm talking about free will! Independence! |
415 | 00:29:49,120 | 00:29:50,538 | Choice. | Choice. |
416 | 00:29:50,622 | 00:29:55,376 | I'm talking about a man wrestling fate into his hands, you know? | I'm talking about a man wrestling fate into his hands, you know? |
417 | 00:29:56,002 | 00:29:59,464 | I'm talking about riding on the wings of destiny. | I'm talking about riding on the wings of destiny. |
418 | 00:29:59,547 | 00:30:00,673 | Oh, yeah! | Oh, yeah! |
419 | 00:30:00,757 | 00:30:02,842 | Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm looking for. | Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm looking for. |
420 | 00:30:02,926 | 00:30:03,801 | Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. |
421 | 00:30:04,803 | 00:30:07,639 | I like my idea better. Chop off his arms and legs. | I like my idea better. Chop off his arms and legs. |
422 | 00:30:07,722 | 00:30:11,684 | Put that down. Sometimes the best weapon is upstairs. | Put that down. Sometimes the best weapon is upstairs. |
423 | 00:30:11,768 | 00:30:13,728 | I'm gonna need your buddy's hat. | I'm gonna need your buddy's hat. |
424 | 00:30:13,811 | 00:30:15,897 | What do you need his hat for? | What do you need his hat for? |
425 | 00:30:16,523 | 00:30:18,274 | All right, let's count the ballots. | All right, let's count the ballots. |
426 | 00:30:19,817 | 00:30:21,319 | Chop off limbs. | Chop off limbs. |
427 | 00:30:22,695 | 00:30:23,863 | Exile. | Exile. |
428 | 00:30:25,031 | 00:30:26,157 | Cut off limbs. | Cut off limbs. |
429 | 00:30:26,825 | 00:30:28,409 | Another limbs. | Another limbs. |
430 | 00:30:28,493 | 00:30:29,619 | Exile. | Exile. |
431 | 00:30:30,370 | 00:30:31,454 | Exile. | Exile. |
432 | 00:30:32,872 | 00:30:33,873 | It's a tie. | It's a tie. |
433 | 00:30:34,624 | 00:30:35,834 | Somebody didn't vote. | Somebody didn't vote. |
434 | 00:30:42,340 | 00:30:44,300 | Murphy, did you vote? | Murphy, did you vote? |
435 | 00:30:45,218 | 00:30:46,761 | Hm? Oh, yeah, no. | Hm? Oh, yeah, no. |
436 | 00:30:46,845 | 00:30:48,972 | After Gore v. Bush, it didn't seem worth it anymore. | After Gore v. Bush, it didn't seem worth it anymore. |
437 | 00:30:49,806 | 00:30:51,057 | Not then. Now. | Not then. Now. |
438 | 00:30:51,140 | 00:30:53,184 | Yeah, no. It didn't seem worth it now either. | Yeah, no. It didn't seem worth it now either. |
439 | 00:30:53,268 | 00:30:55,812 | No wonder we live in a failed state. | No wonder we live in a failed state. |
440 | 00:30:55,895 | 00:30:57,814 | Please, Murphy. | Please, Murphy. |
441 | 00:30:57,897 | 00:31:00,191 | All right. What are you giving me for my vote? | All right. What are you giving me for my vote? |
442 | 00:31:00,275 | 00:31:01,609 | His undying loyalty. | His undying loyalty. |
443 | 00:31:02,986 | 00:31:07,115 | That's it? I mean for a life? Loyalty? What a rip. | That's it? I mean for a life? Loyalty? What a rip. |
444 | 00:31:07,198 | 00:31:08,491 | Who's got the pen? | Who's got the pen? |
445 | 00:31:13,913 | 00:31:14,789 | Pull! | Pull! |
446 | 00:31:19,711 | 00:31:21,212 | Outside! | Outside! |
447 | 00:31:47,238 | 00:31:49,365 | No need to get yer knickers ruffled. | No need to get yer knickers ruffled. |
448 | 00:31:50,700 | 00:31:51,868 | Ah! | Ah! |
449 | 00:31:51,951 | 00:31:54,287 | Things already went to pot, I see. | Things already went to pot, I see. |
450 | 00:31:54,370 | 00:31:55,663 | What's his deal? | What's his deal? |
451 | 00:31:55,747 | 00:31:57,373 | These guys want to throw him outside. | These guys want to throw him outside. |
452 | 00:32:02,754 | 00:32:04,005 | This is a real cock-up. | This is a real cock-up. |
453 | 00:32:04,088 | 00:32:06,466 | Yeah. I mean just put him out of his misery. Toss him outside. | Yeah. I mean just put him out of his misery. Toss him outside. |
454 | 00:32:06,549 | 00:32:08,551 | Mm-hm. Do you want to vote? | Mm-hm. Do you want to vote? |
455 | 00:32:10,595 | 00:32:11,971 | I think we just did. | I think we just did. |
456 | 00:32:12,931 | 00:32:16,559 | No, no, no. Wait. Wait. Let me say goodbye. | No, no, no. Wait. Wait. Let me say goodbye. |
457 | 00:32:16,643 | 00:32:19,687 | Make it fast. And no funny business. | Make it fast. And no funny business. |
458 | 00:32:33,576 | 00:32:35,995 | Mmm. Mmm. | Mmm. Mmm. |
459 | 00:32:45,296 | 00:32:47,298 | Why didn't you ever say anything? | Why didn't you ever say anything? |
460 | 00:32:48,257 | 00:32:49,884 | I didn't think I had to. | I didn't think I had to. |
461 | 00:32:51,970 | 00:32:53,012 | I love you. | I love you. |
462 | 00:32:54,597 | 00:32:55,598 | I know. | I know. |
463 | 00:32:59,769 | 00:33:00,812 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
464 | 00:33:01,771 | 00:33:02,730 | I know you. | I know you. |
465 | 00:33:03,648 | 00:33:05,108 | Just do it already! Just do it! | Just do it already! Just do it! |
466 | 00:33:05,692 | 00:33:07,026 | Ow! Ow! | Ow! Ow! |
467 | 00:33:07,110 | 00:33:08,194 | Hold still, Dale! | Hold still, Dale! |
468 | 00:33:11,280 | 00:33:12,281 | I'm cured! | I'm cured! |
469 | 00:33:13,700 | 00:33:15,702 | Yeah, sorry pal. I don't think so. | Yeah, sorry pal. I don't think so. |
470 | 00:33:15,785 | 00:33:17,620 | No. No, I know him! | No. No, I know him! |
471 | 00:33:21,457 | 00:33:23,334 | I think this son of a bitch bit me! | I think this son of a bitch bit me! |
472 | 00:33:24,460 | 00:33:26,921 | Yeah. Yeah, he bit me too. | Yeah. Yeah, he bit me too. |
473 | 00:33:27,005 | 00:33:29,048 | Right here. Aww. | Right here. Aww. |
474 | 00:33:32,510 | 00:33:34,011 | All right. Good luck, buddy. | All right. Good luck, buddy. |
475 | 00:33:36,264 | 00:33:37,390 | No! | No! |
476 | 00:33:38,516 | 00:33:39,767 | Love's a bitch, huh? | Love's a bitch, huh? |
477 | 00:33:39,851 | 00:33:42,145 | No offense. None taken. | No offense. None taken. |
478 | 00:33:42,228 | 00:33:43,771 | Ahh. | Ahh. |
479 | 00:33:59,954 | 00:34:02,039 | Yeah, all right! We get it! You're dead! | Yeah, all right! We get it! You're dead! |
480 | 00:34:03,458 | 00:34:04,333 | Sketchy? | Sketchy? |
481 | 00:34:05,293 | 00:34:07,837 | Do you maybe want to say a few words? Uh, yeah. | Do you maybe want to say a few words? Uh, yeah. |
482 | 00:34:08,838 | 00:34:10,798 | Mitts in the air, you bloody wankers. | Mitts in the air, you bloody wankers. |
483 | 00:34:13,384 | 00:34:15,845 | That's right, everybody. In the air! | That's right, everybody. In the air! |
484 | 00:34:15,928 | 00:34:18,389 | This here's a good old fashioned stick-up! | This here's a good old fashioned stick-up! |
485 | 00:34:19,557 | 00:34:20,683 | Come on. | Come on. |
486 | 00:34:25,146 | 00:34:28,399 | Taste of my own medicine. Karma, baby. | Taste of my own medicine. Karma, baby. |
487 | 00:34:28,483 | 00:34:30,902 | Just rip off the fig leaf. It's less painful that way. | Just rip off the fig leaf. It's less painful that way. |
488 | 00:34:32,487 | 00:34:33,946 | Tidy whiteys? | Tidy whiteys? |
489 | 00:34:35,448 | 00:34:38,034 | Used to be. No wonder he stole your boxers. | Used to be. No wonder he stole your boxers. |
490 | 00:34:38,659 | 00:34:42,330 | Funny how life's most negative moments have the longest lasting impact. | Funny how life's most negative moments have the longest lasting impact. |
491 | 00:34:42,413 | 00:34:45,291 | You don't have many friends, do you? All of them are dead. | You don't have many friends, do you? All of them are dead. |
492 | 00:34:46,667 | 00:34:48,628 | You're family. | You're family. |
493 | 00:34:48,711 | 00:34:51,839 | I don't give a rat's ass about these other folks. | I don't give a rat's ass about these other folks. |
494 | 00:34:53,299 | 00:34:54,550 | No offense. | No offense. |
495 | 00:34:57,470 | 00:34:58,888 | Something about you ain't right. | Something about you ain't right. |
496 | 00:34:58,971 | 00:35:01,057 | I've been... I've been told I have a screw loose. | I've been... I've been told I have a screw loose. |
497 | 00:35:01,808 | 00:35:02,934 | No. That ain't it. | No. That ain't it. |
498 | 00:35:05,019 | 00:35:06,103 | Now what are we gonna do with them? | Now what are we gonna do with them? |
499 | 00:35:06,687 | 00:35:09,232 | I dunno. I hadn't thought that far ahead. | I dunno. I hadn't thought that far ahead. |
500 | 00:35:09,315 | 00:35:12,568 | Well whatever you do, don't put us in that basement right there. | Well whatever you do, don't put us in that basement right there. |
501 | 00:35:14,112 | 00:35:16,072 | No, I'm serious. Please. | No, I'm serious. Please. |
502 | 00:35:16,155 | 00:35:18,866 | Please don't put us in there. I can't go down there. | Please don't put us in there. I can't go down there. |
503 | 00:35:19,617 | 00:35:20,618 | What's in the basement? | What's in the basement? |
504 | 00:35:20,701 | 00:35:21,869 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
505 | 00:35:21,953 | 00:35:23,663 | It's cold and it's dark. | It's cold and it's dark. |
506 | 00:35:24,497 | 00:35:26,999 | And I just... I can't go down there. | And I just... I can't go down there. |
507 | 00:35:27,083 | 00:35:29,252 | I'm scared of confined spaces. | I'm scared of confined spaces. |
508 | 00:35:29,335 | 00:35:30,586 | Brilliant. | Brilliant. |
509 | 00:35:30,670 | 00:35:33,506 | No, no. It's not brilliant. It's not brilliant. | No, no. It's not brilliant. It's not brilliant. |
510 | 00:35:33,589 | 00:35:34,924 | I'm asking you. I'm begging you. | I'm asking you. I'm begging you. |
511 | 00:35:35,007 | 00:35:37,760 | Please don't put us into that basement right there. | Please don't put us into that basement right there. |
512 | 00:35:38,636 | 00:35:40,012 | Could be a trap. | Could be a trap. |
513 | 00:35:40,096 | 00:35:41,305 | Where is the booty? | Where is the booty? |
514 | 00:35:42,348 | 00:35:43,474 | It's in the basement? | It's in the basement? |
515 | 00:35:49,021 | 00:35:52,441 | Sorry about that. Dale can be a little bit rough. | Sorry about that. Dale can be a little bit rough. |
516 | 00:35:52,525 | 00:35:56,112 | He hears your mate say, "No, no, not in the basement," | He hears your mate say, "No, no, not in the basement," |
517 | 00:35:56,195 | 00:36:00,074 | when in fact that's exactly where you want to be, ain't it? | when in fact that's exactly where you want to be, ain't it? |
518 | 00:36:00,783 | 00:36:02,159 | Tell the truth. | Tell the truth. |
519 | 00:36:02,243 | 00:36:05,454 | Don't be clever. You can't hide. Not from me. | Don't be clever. You can't hide. Not from me. |
520 | 00:36:06,664 | 00:36:09,625 | Our goose's up top! Everybody in the basement! | Our goose's up top! Everybody in the basement! |
521 | 00:36:31,480 | 00:36:33,691 | Seems OK to me! I knew it was you! | Seems OK to me! I knew it was you! |
522 | 00:36:44,911 | 00:36:47,663 | Whoo! Now that's Darwin, baby! Shut up. | Whoo! Now that's Darwin, baby! Shut up. |
523 | 00:37:04,096 | 00:37:06,390 | OK. Time to end this. | OK. Time to end this. |
524 | 00:37:06,474 | 00:37:08,976 | He dies. She dies. | He dies. She dies. |
525 | 00:37:09,060 | 00:37:11,020 | Everybody dies. | Everybody dies. |
526 | 00:37:11,103 | 00:37:12,730 | Wait. Uh... | Wait. Uh... |
527 | 00:37:12,813 | 00:37:16,067 | Don't you want to make a speech or say any last words? | Don't you want to make a speech or say any last words? |
528 | 00:37:16,150 | 00:37:17,777 | Aren't they the same thing? | Aren't they the same thing? |
529 | 00:37:17,860 | 00:37:19,737 | Oh, no. No, no, no. They're totally different. | Oh, no. No, no, no. They're totally different. |
530 | 00:37:19,820 | 00:37:24,200 | I mean, one could be a pep talk. The other one could be the Lord's prayer. | I mean, one could be a pep talk. The other one could be the Lord's prayer. |
531 | 00:37:49,308 | 00:37:52,144 | Live by the door, die by the door. | Live by the door, die by the door. |
532 | 00:37:57,275 | 00:38:00,653 | Whoo! Closing time! | Whoo! Closing time! |
533 | 00:38:00,736 | 00:38:03,364 | You? You brought the damn house down. | You? You brought the damn house down. |
534 | 00:38:03,447 | 00:38:05,908 | You can say that again. Don't. Don't. | You can say that again. Don't. Don't. |
535 | 00:38:11,706 | 00:38:15,126 | Hey, man. What took you so long? Oh, green foam, green truck. | Hey, man. What took you so long? Oh, green foam, green truck. |
536 | 00:38:16,252 | 00:38:17,920 | You swallowed the key, didn't you? | You swallowed the key, didn't you? |
537 | 00:38:22,508 | 00:38:23,592 | It's all right. | It's all right. |
538 | 00:38:25,928 | 00:38:28,639 | Hold on. You guys had this planned the whole time? | Hold on. You guys had this planned the whole time? |
539 | 00:38:28,723 | 00:38:29,890 | Of course. | Of course. |
540 | 00:38:29,974 | 00:38:31,851 | I mean we tried to cut you in, man. | I mean we tried to cut you in, man. |
541 | 00:38:31,934 | 00:38:33,769 | Yeah, we didn't see that bit with you and old Sal though. | Yeah, we didn't see that bit with you and old Sal though. |
542 | 00:38:33,853 | 00:38:36,022 | No, that almost derailed the whole thing. | No, that almost derailed the whole thing. |
543 | 00:38:36,105 | 00:38:38,983 | Coinkydinks. Yeah, deus ex machina. | Coinkydinks. Yeah, deus ex machina. |
544 | 00:38:39,066 | 00:38:40,776 | Deus Ex Machina. | Deus Ex Machina. |
545 | 00:38:40,860 | 00:38:42,278 | Kismet. Horse shit. | Kismet. Horse shit. |
546 | 00:38:42,987 | 00:38:45,072 | You two morons aren't masterminds. | You two morons aren't masterminds. |
547 | 00:38:45,156 | 00:38:47,700 | Yeah, well it's either that or we're lying. | Yeah, well it's either that or we're lying. |
548 | 00:38:47,783 | 00:38:51,996 | I believe them when they're lying. I get scared when they're not. | I believe them when they're lying. I get scared when they're not. |
549 | 00:38:52,079 | 00:38:53,914 | And I was scared. Really. | And I was scared. Really. |
550 | 00:38:53,998 | 00:38:55,207 | You believe them? I do. | You believe them? I do. |
551 | 00:38:57,043 | 00:39:00,129 | It doesn't make any sense. To go through all of this for what? | It doesn't make any sense. To go through all of this for what? |
552 | 00:39:00,212 | 00:39:01,338 | Retirement. | Retirement. |
553 | 00:39:01,422 | 00:39:04,050 | Yeah, man. We're taking over the Barber Shop. | Yeah, man. We're taking over the Barber Shop. |
554 | 00:39:04,133 | 00:39:07,511 | We're gonna practice the tonsorial arts. Lifelong dream come true. | We're gonna practice the tonsorial arts. Lifelong dream come true. |
555 | 00:39:07,595 | 00:39:09,972 | I wouldn't know. I had mine removed. | I wouldn't know. I had mine removed. |
556 | 00:39:14,310 | 00:39:15,561 | We need to find Warren. | We need to find Warren. |
557 | 00:39:30,117 | 00:39:31,035 | Get up. | Get up. |
558 | 00:39:38,626 | 00:39:40,169 | You have to get up. | You have to get up. |
559 | 00:39:50,012 | 00:39:51,597 | You have to keep moving. | You have to keep moving. |
560 | 00:40:12,660 | 00:40:14,286 | Everything depends on you. | Everything depends on you. |
561 | 00:40:15,746 | 00:40:16,831 | Warren! | Warren! |
562 | 00:40:20,376 | 00:40:21,961 | I won't be there to help you. | I won't be there to help you. |
563 | 00:40:28,843 | 00:40:32,805 | Hey. You OK? We've been looking for you. | Hey. You OK? We've been looking for you. |
564 | 00:40:36,851 | 00:40:37,852 | This the way? | This the way? |
565 | 00:40:46,360 | 00:40:49,280 | You're such a wuss. | You're such a wuss. |
566 | 00:40:53,409 | 00:40:56,203 | So what do you think'll happen with Wheezy and Fschizzle? | So what do you think'll happen with Wheezy and Fschizzle? |
567 | 00:40:56,287 | 00:40:59,206 | Those crazy bastards. They're following their own dream. | Those crazy bastards. They're following their own dream. |
568 | 00:41:13,262 | 00:41:17,057 | Ah, this is the life, Skeezy, just you and me. | Ah, this is the life, Skeezy, just you and me. |
569 | 00:41:17,141 | 00:41:18,642 | You know what we need to do next? | You know what we need to do next? |
570 | 00:41:18,726 | 00:41:20,352 | Make out again? Get a dog. What? | Make out again? Get a dog. What? |
571 | 00:41:21,061 | 00:41:23,772 | Oh, get a dog? Yeah, get a dog. Yeah. | Oh, get a dog? Yeah, get a dog. Yeah. |
572 | 00:41:23,856 | 00:41:25,149 | Do you think there's any of them left? | Do you think there's any of them left? |
573 | 00:41:25,232 | 00:41:27,234 | Oh, I'm sure. Somewhere. | Oh, I'm sure. Somewhere. |
574 | 00:41:27,943 | 00:41:30,112 | Well here, let me see. | Well here, let me see. |
575 | 00:41:30,196 | 00:41:31,614 | Voila! | Voila! |
576 | 00:41:31,697 | 00:41:33,073 | Huh? What do you think? | Huh? What do you think? |
577 | 00:41:33,991 | 00:41:35,576 | Skeezy. | Skeezy. |
578 | 00:41:36,660 | 00:41:39,163 | It's perfect. Yeah! | It's perfect. Yeah! |
579 | 00:41:39,246 | 00:41:40,289 | I love it! | I love it! |
580 | 00:41:49,924 | 00:41:51,091 | Ahh. Whoo! | Ahh. Whoo! |
581 | 00:41:51,175 | 00:41:55,054 | So, you ready to kill the competition? | So, you ready to kill the competition? |
582 | 00:41:56,180 | 00:41:58,140 | I was born ready. | I was born ready. |
583 | 00:41:58,224 | 00:42:00,518 | Right. | Right. |
584 | 00:42:01,852 | 00:42:03,646 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
585 | 00:42:03,729 | 00:42:06,815 | Oh. | Oh. |