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1 00:00:01,376 00:00:02,544 Previously on Z Nation Previously on Z Nation
2 00:00:03,587 00:00:04,670 Don't move! Don't move!
3 00:00:04,672 00:00:05,840 Addy. Addy.
4 00:00:07,591 00:00:10,216 A great idea is worth more than you think. A great idea is worth more than you think.
5 00:00:10,218 00:00:12,135 We got to find more bizkits We got to find more bizkits
6 00:00:12,137 00:00:15,555 before every Talker turns in Newmerica. before every Talker turns in Newmerica.
7 00:00:15,557 00:00:18,976 Promise me you will not hand him over to Altura. Promise me you will not hand him over to Altura.
8 00:00:18,978 00:00:20,602 I promise. I promise.
9 00:00:20,604 00:00:22,813 We're searching for one Lieutenant Dante. We're searching for one Lieutenant Dante.
10 00:00:22,815 00:00:24,021 Up here! Up here!
11 00:00:24,023 00:00:25,691 I'll let you take me. I'll let you take me.
12 00:00:25,693 00:00:27,611 I need to go after him. I need to go after him.
13 00:00:29,780 00:00:31,866 I need to be there at his trial. I need to be there at his trial.
14 00:00:44,879 00:00:46,670 So what do you know about this bakery? So what do you know about this bakery?
15 00:00:46,672 00:00:48,588 Supposedly it's where they bake the bizkits. Supposedly it's where they bake the bizkits.
16 00:00:48,590 00:00:51,174 So why the big mystery around these bizkits anyway? So why the big mystery around these bizkits anyway?
17 00:00:51,176 00:00:52,759 Nobody likes to talk about the fact that they contain Nobody likes to talk about the fact that they contain
18 00:00:52,761 00:00:54,469 human brain matter. human brain matter.
19 00:00:54,471 00:00:56,095 Well where are they getting the brains from then? Well where are they getting the brains from then?
20 00:00:56,097 00:00:57,222 No one knows. No one knows.
21 00:00:57,224 00:00:59,016 It's time we find out. It's time we find out.
22 00:00:59,018 00:01:01,977 Brain bizkits? How was this not your idea, Murphy? Brain bizkits? How was this not your idea, Murphy?
23 00:01:01,979 00:01:03,228 Laugh it up, stump boy. Laugh it up, stump boy.
24 00:01:03,230 00:01:04,897 One of these days, One of these days,
25 00:01:04,899 00:01:07,526 this Apocalypse is gonna make me a rich man. this Apocalypse is gonna make me a rich man.
26 00:01:09,820 00:01:11,403 You head back in now, okay? You head back in now, okay?
27 00:01:11,405 00:01:13,363 Hey. Hey.
28 00:01:13,365 00:01:15,910 Try not to eat each other before I get back, all right? Try not to eat each other before I get back, all right?
29 00:01:18,996 00:01:21,663 The bizkit bakery is on the edge of the No-Go Zone. The bizkit bakery is on the edge of the No-Go Zone.
30 00:01:21,665 00:01:23,957 Not the type of place that welcomes visitors. Not the type of place that welcomes visitors.
31 00:01:23,959 00:01:27,293 Let me point out a few obvious red flags. Let me point out a few obvious red flags.
32 00:01:27,295 00:01:29,963 Backwood yokels, secret brain bakery, Backwood yokels, secret brain bakery,
33 00:01:29,965 00:01:33,508 and I'm sure I hear banjo music in our near future. and I'm sure I hear banjo music in our near future.
34 00:01:33,510 00:01:34,929 Need I go on? Need I go on?
35 00:01:36,179 00:01:37,763 You guys follow Dante to Altura. You guys follow Dante to Altura.
36 00:01:37,765 00:01:39,973 I'm sure you'll make sure he has a fair trial. I'm sure you'll make sure he has a fair trial.
37 00:01:39,975 00:01:42,517 We'll get the bizkits, get back to Limbo, and we'll join you. We'll get the bizkits, get back to Limbo, and we'll join you.
38 00:01:42,519 00:01:45,144 We're on it, chief. We're on it, chief.
39 00:01:45,146 00:01:47,104 All right. Well I assembled the best of the Limbo fleet. All right. Well I assembled the best of the Limbo fleet.
40 00:01:47,106 00:01:48,106 There you go. There you go.
41 00:01:48,108 00:01:49,317 Sweet. Sweet.
42 00:01:51,445 00:01:52,613 My bad. My bad.
43 00:01:54,155 00:01:55,655 Does this run? Does this run?
44 00:01:55,657 00:01:57,532 I'm a god, not a mechanic. I'm a god, not a mechanic.
45 00:01:57,534 00:02:01,078 Well it's no El Camino, but beggars can't be choosers. Well it's no El Camino, but beggars can't be choosers.
46 00:02:01,080 00:02:02,873 El Camino. El Camino.
47 00:02:09,713 00:02:12,380 Wow, they don't make them like they used to. Wow, they don't make them like they used to.
48 00:02:12,382 00:02:14,382 They don't make anything. They don't make anything.
49 00:02:14,384 00:02:15,803 At all. At all.
50 00:02:16,845 00:02:18,221 True that. True that.
51 00:02:25,646 00:02:27,687 Let's find that bakery. Let's find that bakery.
52 00:02:27,689 00:02:31,986 Can you step on it, Doc? I don't like not having eyes on Dante. Can you step on it, Doc? I don't like not having eyes on Dante.
53 00:02:33,028 00:02:34,237 Really? Really?
54 00:02:35,656 00:02:37,032 I'm gunning it. I'm gunning it.
55 00:02:40,410 00:02:42,828 You know you shouldn't put your feet up like that. You know you shouldn't put your feet up like that.
56 00:02:42,830 00:02:44,955 If there was an accident, the airbags could go off If there was an accident, the airbags could go off
57 00:02:44,957 00:02:47,040 and you could drive your knees up into your brain. and you could drive your knees up into your brain.
58 00:02:47,042 00:02:48,708 It's the Apocalypse. It's the Apocalypse.
59 00:02:48,710 00:02:50,585 I think airbags are the least of our worries. I think airbags are the least of our worries.
60 00:02:50,587 00:02:52,879 It's one of those fears you have growing up, I guess. It's one of those fears you have growing up, I guess.
61 00:02:52,881 00:02:55,715 Your generation's greatest fear was airbags? Your generation's greatest fear was airbags?
62 00:02:55,717 00:02:57,383 My generation only had zombies. My generation only had zombies.
63 00:02:57,385 00:02:59,385 I'm just saying 30 something year old airbags I'm just saying 30 something year old airbags
64 00:02:59,387 00:03:01,262 are not typically the most reliable. are not typically the most reliable.
65 00:03:01,264 00:03:02,973 Not that anything's gonna happen. Not that anything's gonna happen.
66 00:03:02,975 00:03:04,143 Shit! Shit!
67 00:03:12,651 00:03:13,652 And you were saying? And you were saying?
68 00:03:19,783 00:03:21,952 ♪ Have mercy ♪ ♪ Have mercy ♪
69 00:03:23,829 00:03:29,001 ♪ Oh, have mercy ♪ ♪ Oh, have mercy ♪
70 00:03:33,005 00:03:36,255 Nope, still don't make them like they used to. Nope, still don't make them like they used to.
71 00:03:36,257 00:03:38,341 I think I sprained my ankle. I think I sprained my ankle.
72 00:03:38,343 00:03:40,468 Better than a knee through the brain. Better than a knee through the brain.
73 00:03:40,470 00:03:42,012 No, it's not. No, it's not.
74 00:03:42,014 00:03:45,224 Let me see what I got in my bag for pain. Let me see what I got in my bag for pain.
75 00:03:48,228 00:03:49,936 I don't like to prescribe the hard stuff I don't like to prescribe the hard stuff
76 00:03:49,938 00:03:51,857 when this stuff will do you just fine. when this stuff will do you just fine.
77 00:04:04,870 00:04:06,661 I've never smoked before. I've never smoked before.
78 00:04:06,663 00:04:08,580 Good, it's a terrible habit. Stunts your growth. Good, it's a terrible habit. Stunts your growth.
79 00:04:08,582 00:04:10,415 What? What?
80 00:04:10,417 00:04:13,085 Oh, I was thinking nicotine. No, fire that puppy up. Oh, I was thinking nicotine. No, fire that puppy up.
81 00:04:13,087 00:04:14,711 Can you move it at all? Can you move it at all?
82 00:04:14,713 00:04:16,629 No. Oh god. No. Oh god.
83 00:04:16,631 00:04:18,590 Well look, tough it out or take a hit. Well look, tough it out or take a hit.
84 00:04:18,592 00:04:20,802 But don't just let it burn out. But don't just let it burn out.
85 00:04:22,721 00:04:24,721 Here, let me have a look at it. Here, let me have a look at it.
86 00:04:24,723 00:04:26,431 Okay, the weed, the weed. Okay, the weed, the weed.
87 00:04:26,433 00:04:28,683 Here, here. Here, here.
88 00:04:28,685 00:04:31,312 I don't think you broke it, but you damn sure sprained it. I don't think you broke it, but you damn sure sprained it.
89 00:04:32,898 00:04:35,356 Now my foot hurts and I have a cough. Now my foot hurts and I have a cough.
90 00:04:35,358 00:04:36,902 Give it a minute. Give it a minute.
91 00:04:40,405 00:04:43,075 Uh oh. You hang tough. I'm gonna take care of some tourists. Uh oh. You hang tough. I'm gonna take care of some tourists.
92 00:04:48,705 00:04:50,582 Poncho Zs? Poncho Zs?
93 00:05:04,387 00:05:06,473 Cars used to have ashtrays? Cars used to have ashtrays?
94 00:05:18,401 00:05:19,442 Look out, George! Look out, George!
95 00:05:19,444 00:05:21,238 Where you going? Where you going?
96 00:05:23,782 00:05:25,284 Uh, okay, okay. Uh, okay, okay.
97 00:05:28,411 00:05:29,621 A little help here! A little help here!
98 00:05:33,750 00:05:35,669 Okay, I got you. Okay, I got you.
99 00:05:44,011 00:05:45,220 Mercy. Mercy.
100 00:05:49,933 00:05:51,101 Oh god. Oh god.
101 00:05:52,435 00:05:54,769 Well I guess that spliff is working. Well I guess that spliff is working.
102 00:05:54,771 00:05:56,397 Can't feel my foot. Can't feel my foot.
103 00:05:57,649 00:05:59,442 I don't feel anything. I don't feel anything.
104 00:06:00,902 00:06:02,527 We better get going. We better get going.
105 00:06:02,529 00:06:04,904 I want to get to Altura before nightfall. I want to get to Altura before nightfall.
106 00:06:04,906 00:06:06,616 Ruh-oh. Ruh-oh.
107 00:06:07,659 00:06:09,284 Ew. Ew.
108 00:06:09,286 00:06:11,203 You better have a seat and get off that foot. You better have a seat and get off that foot.
109 00:06:11,205 00:06:12,956 This could take a while. This could take a while.
110 00:06:25,219 00:06:26,509 Is that the bakery? Is that the bakery?
111 00:06:26,511 00:06:27,929 It looks abandoned. It looks abandoned.
112 00:06:29,597 00:06:31,892 Doesn't mean nobody's home. Doesn't mean nobody's home.
113 00:06:34,393 00:06:35,685 What is it? What is it?
114 00:06:35,687 00:06:37,603 This must be the place. This must be the place.
115 00:06:37,605 00:06:38,940 I smell brains. I smell brains.
116 00:06:50,369 00:06:52,409 Murphy? Murphy?
117 00:06:52,411 00:06:54,371 Get your ass away from them skulls. Get your ass away from them skulls.
118 00:06:54,373 00:06:55,372 Hey. Hey.
119 00:06:55,374 00:06:56,666 Focus. Focus.
120 00:07:50,637 00:07:53,140 Looks like they left in a hurry. Looks like they left in a hurry.
121 00:07:56,351 00:07:58,310 Guess this clears up any mystery Guess this clears up any mystery
122 00:07:58,312 00:08:01,231 of what the secret ingredient might be. of what the secret ingredient might be.
123 00:08:10,115 00:08:13,743 Doesn't look like it's been operational for a while. Doesn't look like it's been operational for a while.
124 00:08:34,389 00:08:35,554 Are we done? Are we done?
125 00:08:35,556 00:08:36,848 I dunno. I dunno.
126 00:08:36,850 00:08:39,311 I can't figure this shit out. I can't figure this shit out.
127 00:08:41,980 00:08:45,482 You catching up on your social studies? You catching up on your social studies?
128 00:08:45,484 00:08:48,443 You know it's crazy, when I was in school I kept thinking, You know it's crazy, when I was in school I kept thinking,
129 00:08:48,445 00:08:51,196 when am I ever gonna use this stuff in real life? when am I ever gonna use this stuff in real life?
130 00:08:51,198 00:08:52,864 Now's your chance. Now's your chance.
131 00:08:52,866 00:08:56,034 I love history. Especially when I'm buzzed. I love history. Especially when I'm buzzed.
132 00:08:56,036 00:08:58,495 My old man was a big history buff. My old man was a big history buff.
133 00:08:58,497 00:09:00,957 Had a huge collection of books. Had a huge collection of books.
134 00:09:02,334 00:09:04,042 But my favorite But my favorite
135 00:09:04,044 00:09:07,045 was this painting of the Constitutional Convention. was this painting of the Constitutional Convention.
136 00:09:07,047 00:09:09,005 Yeah, the gang was all there. Yeah, the gang was all there.
137 00:09:09,007 00:09:11,257 Ben Franklin Ben Franklin
138 00:09:11,259 00:09:13,303 chillin' in the middle. chillin' in the middle.
139 00:09:14,637 00:09:17,514 George Washington presiding over it all, George Washington presiding over it all,
140 00:09:17,516 00:09:20,143 with Thomas Jefferson looking all badass. with Thomas Jefferson looking all badass.
141 00:09:21,811 00:09:23,311 You know, You know,
142 00:09:23,313 00:09:26,024 the founding fathers had huge pot farms. the founding fathers had huge pot farms.
143 00:09:27,484 00:09:28,776 Seriously. Seriously.
144 00:09:32,572 00:09:35,492 They were like man, cannabis rules. They were like man, cannabis rules.
145 00:09:37,327 00:09:39,952 You know, these hemp fibers are pretty much good for anything. You know, these hemp fibers are pretty much good for anything.
146 00:09:39,954 00:09:43,915 Rope, banners, printing the Bible, making the US flag, Rope, banners, printing the Bible, making the US flag,
147 00:09:43,917 00:09:45,542 the paper of the Constitution. the paper of the Constitution.
148 00:09:45,544 00:09:47,877 Yeah, I know, George. I'm from the 1700's too. Yeah, I know, George. I'm from the 1700's too.
149 00:09:47,879 00:09:49,628 I got this strand from France. I got this strand from France.
150 00:09:49,630 00:09:51,797 It's good for gout and migraines It's good for gout and migraines
151 00:09:51,799 00:09:54,551 and expanding your mind, oh and tooth aches. and expanding your mind, oh and tooth aches.
152 00:09:54,553 00:09:55,929 Tooth aches, you say? Tooth aches, you say?
153 00:09:59,891 00:10:02,725 Who's getting icky with the sticky? Who's getting icky with the sticky?
154 00:10:02,727 00:10:06,312 I cultivated it, but I did not inhale. I cultivated it, but I did not inhale.
155 00:10:06,314 00:10:07,899 It smells French. It smells French.
156 00:10:10,110 00:10:12,360 South of Marseille. South of Marseille.
157 00:10:12,362 00:10:13,903 May I? May I?
158 00:10:13,905 00:10:17,323 Ah... Sorry, we ran out of matches. Ah... Sorry, we ran out of matches.
159 00:10:17,325 00:10:20,078 Ah, then we must invent one. Ah, then we must invent one.
160 00:10:39,931 00:10:42,098 Woo! Felt that one down in my toes. Woo! Felt that one down in my toes.
161 00:10:42,100 00:10:44,225 I'm surprised those guys got anything done, I'm surprised those guys got anything done,
162 00:10:44,227 00:10:45,851 not to mention started a country. not to mention started a country.
163 00:10:45,853 00:10:47,019 How are we doing? How are we doing?
164 00:10:47,021 00:10:48,607 We're approved for liftoff. We're approved for liftoff.
165 00:10:57,574 00:10:58,990 Somebody turned that oven on. Somebody turned that oven on.
166 00:10:58,992 00:11:00,741 And I'm guessing it wasn't Betty Crocker. And I'm guessing it wasn't Betty Crocker.
167 00:11:00,743 00:11:02,535 Good guess. Good guess.
168 00:11:02,537 00:11:05,165 We're definitely not here alone. We're definitely not here alone.
169 00:11:38,490 00:11:39,740 It's clear. It's clear.
170 00:11:40,699 00:11:42,825 Hey, Hey,
171 00:11:42,827 00:11:44,245 you okay? you okay?
172 00:11:45,539 00:11:46,914 I'm fine. I'm fine.
173 00:11:47,832 00:11:49,459 Okay. Just checking. Okay. Just checking.
174 00:11:51,294 00:11:52,462 Lefty. Lefty.
175 00:11:54,755 00:11:56,214 Come on, Cyclops. Come on, Cyclops.
176 00:11:56,216 00:11:59,093 Oh no, after you, Captain Hookless. Oh no, after you, Captain Hookless.
177 00:12:04,432 00:12:06,518 Look, I don't want to pry. Look, I don't want to pry.
178 00:12:07,852 00:12:09,644 But dammit, I dunno. But dammit, I dunno.
179 00:12:09,646 00:12:13,439 I don't know why things have to be so hard. I don't know why things have to be so hard.
180 00:12:13,441 00:12:19,489 In between Mack and Lucy, my eye is the least of what I've lost. In between Mack and Lucy, my eye is the least of what I've lost.
181 00:12:22,659 00:12:26,661 I can still feel my hand in my dreams. I can still feel my hand in my dreams.
182 00:12:26,663 00:12:30,625 I carry heavy gear and lace my shoes, I carry heavy gear and lace my shoes,
183 00:12:32,544 00:12:34,544 hold her hands. hold her hands.
184 00:12:34,546 00:12:36,504 Shoot my gun. Shoot my gun.
185 00:12:36,506 00:12:40,427 It's like having a friend that was there It's like having a friend that was there
186 00:12:42,011 00:12:44,013 but isn't anymore. but isn't anymore.
187 00:12:44,972 00:12:46,765 You know what I mean. You know what I mean.
188 00:12:47,808 00:12:49,768 Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, I know what you mean.
189 00:12:53,147 00:12:54,689 Hey, buddy? Hey, buddy?
190 00:12:54,691 00:12:56,441 You okay? You okay?
191 00:12:56,443 00:12:58,859 Yeah, Yeah,
192 00:12:58,861 00:13:01,989 just all these brains laying around give me the munchies. just all these brains laying around give me the munchies.
193 00:13:03,032 00:13:04,576 Gonna need to stay hungry. Gonna need to stay hungry.
194 00:13:28,683 00:13:30,141 Intruders! Intruders!
195 00:13:30,143 00:13:32,270 Don't worry, brother! I'm coming for you! Don't worry, brother! I'm coming for you!
196 00:13:42,155 00:13:43,281 Brother! Brother!
197 00:14:16,439 00:14:17,607 Psst. Psst.
198 00:15:11,035 00:15:12,537 No. No.
199 00:15:14,121 00:15:15,246 No, ma'am. No, ma'am.
200 00:15:15,248 00:15:16,372 No, ma'am. No, ma'am.
201 00:15:16,374 00:15:17,375 Sorry, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am.
202 00:15:23,923 00:15:25,381 Sit. Sit.
203 00:15:25,383 00:15:28,050 You're quite the handyman, Doc. You're quite the handyman, Doc.
204 00:15:28,052 00:15:29,761 Yeah, well just think of me Yeah, well just think of me
205 00:15:29,763 00:15:33,140 as the Ben Franklin of paraphernalia. as the Ben Franklin of paraphernalia.
206 00:15:34,350 00:15:36,934 Okay, Mr. Franklin. Okay, Mr. Franklin.
207 00:15:36,936 00:15:39,978 So what's the difference between the Constitution So what's the difference between the Constitution
208 00:15:39,980 00:15:42,022 and the Bill of Rights? and the Bill of Rights?
209 00:15:42,024 00:15:43,691 Well, the way I heard it, Well, the way I heard it,
210 00:15:43,693 00:15:45,984 everyone was so excited about writing the rules everyone was so excited about writing the rules
211 00:15:45,986 00:15:47,820 for running the government, for running the government,
212 00:15:47,822 00:15:50,074 they forgot about the people that the government was for. they forgot about the people that the government was for.
213 00:15:51,701 00:15:54,660 Let's just sign this sucker. Get the party started. Let's just sign this sucker. Get the party started.
214 00:15:54,662 00:15:59,248 I would rather chop my right hand off than sign that! I would rather chop my right hand off than sign that!
215 00:15:59,250 00:16:02,627 This government that we've created This government that we've created
216 00:16:02,629 00:16:05,797 may protect us from foreign enemies. may protect us from foreign enemies.
217 00:16:05,799 00:16:08,340 But, gentlemen... But, gentlemen...
218 00:16:08,342 00:16:11,385 Oh yeah, my bad. No zombies back then. Oh yeah, my bad. No zombies back then.
219 00:16:11,387 00:16:15,556 Ask yourself, who will protect us from our government? Ask yourself, who will protect us from our government?
220 00:16:15,558 00:16:17,850 We need a Bill of Rights! We need a Bill of Rights!
221 00:16:17,852 00:16:19,518 We're back to work, everyone. We're back to work, everyone.
222 00:16:19,520 00:16:21,854 I just opened the Château de Chassilier. I just opened the Château de Chassilier.
223 00:16:21,856 00:16:25,399 Not my fault, Quaker oats man! Not my fault, Quaker oats man!
224 00:16:25,401 00:16:27,276 In order for this nation to work, In order for this nation to work,
225 00:16:27,278 00:16:28,945 individuals need to understand individuals need to understand
226 00:16:28,947 00:16:31,823 their inalienable rights as citizens their inalienable rights as citizens
227 00:16:31,825 00:16:36,869 and know how their government will protect them. and know how their government will protect them.
228 00:16:36,871 00:16:40,374 Okay, well do you, smarty-pants, have a list? Okay, well do you, smarty-pants, have a list?
229 00:16:41,751 00:16:42,961 A few. A few.
230 00:16:48,090 00:16:50,466 Freedom of press, freedom of religion, Freedom of press, freedom of religion,
231 00:16:50,468 00:16:52,050 public release of knowledge public release of knowledge
232 00:16:52,052 00:16:54,136 of alien life forms and or technology. of alien life forms and or technology.
233 00:16:54,138 00:16:57,389 Okay, I can see some of these going into the Constitution. Okay, I can see some of these going into the Constitution.
234 00:16:57,391 00:17:00,601 Hey T.J., you're a rights kinda guy. Hey T.J., you're a rights kinda guy.
235 00:17:00,603 00:17:01,894 Write this up. Write this up.
236 00:17:01,896 00:17:03,729 But I wrote the Constitution. But I wrote the Constitution.
237 00:17:03,731 00:17:06,148 We wrote the Constitution. We wrote the Constitution.
238 00:17:06,150 00:17:08,359 Uh, no, I physically wrote... Uh, no, I physically wrote...
239 00:17:08,361 00:17:09,485 Hey, James Madison! Hey, James Madison!
240 00:17:09,487 00:17:11,236 What's up, puff ball. What's up, puff ball.
241 00:17:11,238 00:17:14,030 Hey, can you just like pick ten and write them up? Hey, can you just like pick ten and write them up?
242 00:17:14,032 00:17:15,032 Here you go. Here you go. Here you go. Here you go.
243 00:17:15,034 00:17:16,243 Thanks. Thanks.
244 00:17:18,204 00:17:19,704 Off to it, poopy pants. Off to it, poopy pants.
245 00:17:19,706 00:17:23,123 Great. Great. We're making progress. Great. Great. We're making progress.
246 00:17:23,125 00:17:26,210 We're all making lots of great progress. We're all making lots of great progress.
247 00:17:26,212 00:17:29,215 Hey, you got some more of that wacky-tobacky? Hey, you got some more of that wacky-tobacky?
248 00:17:32,092 00:17:36,136 So what makes the Bill of Rights so important? So what makes the Bill of Rights so important?
249 00:17:36,138 00:17:40,140 Well it's your God-given rights based simply on your humanity. Well it's your God-given rights based simply on your humanity.
250 00:17:40,142 00:17:42,810 Unfortunately, the definition of humanity changed Unfortunately, the definition of humanity changed
251 00:17:42,812 00:17:45,813 with the definition of mortality. with the definition of mortality.
252 00:17:45,815 00:17:48,106 Well, that's one way of thinking about it. Well, that's one way of thinking about it.
253 00:17:48,108 00:17:50,108 But you know, humanity's also like But you know, humanity's also like
254 00:17:50,110 00:17:52,613 compassion and brotherly love. compassion and brotherly love.
255 00:17:53,781 00:17:55,948 Like, take that dude for example. Like, take that dude for example.
256 00:17:55,950 00:17:59,075 Now, what makes us different from him when it comes to basic decency? Now, what makes us different from him when it comes to basic decency?
257 00:17:59,077 00:18:02,747 Does he deserve to be treated any different than you or I? Does he deserve to be treated any different than you or I?
258 00:18:02,749 00:18:06,042 No. He has the same right to live his life No. He has the same right to live his life
259 00:18:06,044 00:18:07,292 without worrying about the government without worrying about the government
260 00:18:07,294 00:18:08,794 coming and taking his stuff, coming and taking his stuff,
261 00:18:08,796 00:18:10,882 locking him up, and censoring his words. locking him up, and censoring his words.
262 00:18:11,925 00:18:13,758 That's a zombie. That's a zombie.
263 00:18:13,760 00:18:16,385 Yeah. That's... that's a bad example. Yeah. That's... that's a bad example.
264 00:18:16,387 00:18:18,347 But you know what I'm getting at. But you know what I'm getting at.
265 00:18:22,435 00:18:25,185 It's knowing that you have the power, not the government. It's knowing that you have the power, not the government.
266 00:18:25,187 00:18:27,396 And it's the government's job to protect your rights, And it's the government's job to protect your rights,
267 00:18:27,398 00:18:30,399 not infringe on 'em. not infringe on 'em.
268 00:18:30,401 00:18:33,318 People are so afraid, they'll do anything the government says. People are so afraid, they'll do anything the government says.
269 00:18:33,320 00:18:35,237 Like locking up the Talkers. Like locking up the Talkers.
270 00:18:35,239 00:18:37,073 Yeah, well that's when you need a Bill of Rights, Yeah, well that's when you need a Bill of Rights,
271 00:18:37,075 00:18:40,242 when people are afraid and they don't know what's right. when people are afraid and they don't know what's right.
272 00:18:40,244 00:18:43,913 But what's gonna protect Dante without a Bill of Rights? But what's gonna protect Dante without a Bill of Rights?
273 00:18:43,915 00:18:45,083 We are. We are.
274 00:19:21,119 00:19:23,494 I'm gonna give yous the same choice I gave the last goons I'm gonna give yous the same choice I gave the last goons
275 00:19:23,496 00:19:25,790 that came through here and tried to shut us down. that came through here and tried to shut us down.
276 00:19:26,707 00:19:28,290 Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate or vanilla?
277 00:19:28,292 00:19:30,252 Mercy or Talker. Mercy or Talker.
278 00:19:32,755 00:19:35,299 I could ask you the same question. I could ask you the same question.
279 00:19:43,390 00:19:47,059 I don't want to hurt you. But I will. I don't want to hurt you. But I will.
280 00:19:47,061 00:19:49,520 Looks like we've got ourselves a zombie standoff. Looks like we've got ourselves a zombie standoff.
281 00:19:49,522 00:19:53,233 Yous got me, I got him, and me brudder's got you both. Yous got me, I got him, and me brudder's got you both.
282 00:19:54,443 00:19:56,318 We're looking for bizkits. We're looking for bizkits.
283 00:19:56,320 00:19:58,988 We have starving Talkers that are starting to turn. We have starving Talkers that are starting to turn.
284 00:19:58,990 00:20:00,823 Look, we're just trying to survive ourselves. Look, we're just trying to survive ourselves.
285 00:20:00,825 00:20:02,491 It's crooks like you that shut down the bakery It's crooks like you that shut down the bakery
286 00:20:02,493 00:20:04,242 and turned us into a bunch of dirty dogs. and turned us into a bunch of dirty dogs.
287 00:20:04,244 00:20:05,911 Lower your weapons and kindly waltz out of here Lower your weapons and kindly waltz out of here
288 00:20:05,913 00:20:07,955 or we're all going to be craving brains. or we're all going to be craving brains.
289 00:20:07,957 00:20:09,999 Look, I don't know who you think we are. But we are not them. Look, I don't know who you think we are. But we are not them.
290 00:20:10,001 00:20:12,837 That's what the last bunch said before they started shooting. That's what the last bunch said before they started shooting.
291 00:20:16,340 00:20:19,508 Is that the other brudder that's got us covered? Is that the other brudder that's got us covered?
292 00:20:19,510 00:20:22,636 Hey, buddy. Dat you, brudder? Hey, buddy. Dat you, brudder?
293 00:20:22,638 00:20:24,555 Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.
294 00:20:24,557 00:20:28,350 This crazy woman here done bust me right in the honker. This crazy woman here done bust me right in the honker.
295 00:20:28,352 00:20:30,978 Your brudder's still human. Your brudder's still human.
296 00:20:30,980 00:20:32,899 Let's keep it that way. Let's keep it that way.
297 00:20:34,817 00:20:38,487 So, you's are in need of some help, are you? So, you's are in need of some help, are you?
298 00:20:42,616 00:20:46,326 Ay, by' watch out for the one-eyed one. She's not nice. Ay, by' watch out for the one-eyed one. She's not nice.
299 00:20:46,328 00:20:47,786 Not at all. Not at all.
300 00:20:47,788 00:20:49,496 She's mean like a badger. She's mean like a badger.
301 00:20:49,498 00:20:51,123 I thought you people spoke English in Canada. I thought you people spoke English in Canada.
302 00:20:51,125 00:20:53,291 We do's. You do's? We do's. You do's?
303 00:20:53,293 00:20:55,293 Besides, ain't no Canada. Not no more anywho. Besides, ain't no Canada. Not no more anywho.
304 00:20:55,295 00:20:58,463 Yeah, no 'Merica neither it seems. Yeah, no 'Merica neither it seems.
305 00:20:58,465 00:21:00,298 Pardon our manners. Pardon our manners.
306 00:21:00,300 00:21:02,093 I'm Gilly. That there's my brudder, Skull. I'm Gilly. That there's my brudder, Skull.
307 00:21:02,095 00:21:03,635 Skully for short. Skully for short.
308 00:21:03,637 00:21:05,679 But that's longer. But that's longer.
309 00:21:05,681 00:21:08,515 Okay, so look, we heard rumors that you guys bake bizkits here. Okay, so look, we heard rumors that you guys bake bizkits here.
310 00:21:08,517 00:21:10,684 Dat's no rumor. Dat's the truth. Dat's no rumor. Dat's the truth.
311 00:21:10,686 00:21:14,312 Well no offense, but you look more like butchers than bakers. Well no offense, but you look more like butchers than bakers.
312 00:21:14,314 00:21:15,441 Thanks. Thanks.
313 00:21:17,359 00:21:18,650 You're welcome. You're welcome.
314 00:21:18,652 00:21:20,611 We need bizkits. We need bizkits.
315 00:21:20,613 00:21:22,362 Lots of them. Lots of them.
316 00:21:22,364 00:21:23,822 Well for dat, you're gonna have to talk to me mum. Well for dat, you're gonna have to talk to me mum.
317 00:21:23,824 00:21:25,699 She's in charge of the baking. She's in charge of the baking.
318 00:21:25,701 00:21:27,284 Where might she be? Where might she be?
319 00:21:27,286 00:21:28,535 Mum? Mum?
320 00:21:28,537 00:21:30,623 Mum's up dare in the office. Mum's up dare in the office.
321 00:21:34,252 00:21:37,878 Okay. Can we talk to her? Okay. Can we talk to her?
322 00:21:37,880 00:21:40,338 Well let's just go take a little looky-loo, shall we? Well let's just go take a little looky-loo, shall we?
323 00:21:40,340 00:21:43,467 See what kind of mood she's in. See what kind of mood she's in.
324 00:21:43,469 00:21:47,014 It's not as easy as all that, now is it brudder? It's not as easy as all that, now is it brudder?
325 00:21:48,015 00:21:49,934 No brudder, it isn't. No brudder, it isn't.
326 00:21:52,728 00:21:55,187 After the Black Rains, After the Black Rains,
327 00:21:55,189 00:21:56,981 we was on our way to Newmerica, we was on our way to Newmerica,
328 00:21:56,983 00:21:59,399 and we got turned arse over tea kettle by a pack of Zs. and we got turned arse over tea kettle by a pack of Zs.
329 00:21:59,401 00:22:01,068 Our brudder Brenton Our brudder Brenton
330 00:22:01,070 00:22:02,694 got all riled up and he mercied a bunch of them, got all riled up and he mercied a bunch of them,
331 00:22:02,696 00:22:04,404 but those Zs took a right bite outta him. but those Zs took a right bite outta him.
332 00:22:04,406 00:22:06,824 Yeah, he was a goner for sure. Yeah, he was a goner for sure.
333 00:22:06,826 00:22:09,160 Yeah, I mean they really filled their boots with his belly, but he never turned. Yeah, I mean they really filled their boots with his belly, but he never turned.
334 00:22:09,162 00:22:11,162 Aye, he started acting a bit rummy and dead-like, Aye, he started acting a bit rummy and dead-like,
335 00:22:11,164 00:22:12,830 but he was still talking. but he was still talking.
336 00:22:12,832 00:22:15,499 So we figured he isn't dead, he's just sickish. So we figured he isn't dead, he's just sickish.
337 00:22:15,501 00:22:18,002 Yeah, see it wasn't till mum caught him sneaking brains Yeah, see it wasn't till mum caught him sneaking brains
338 00:22:18,004 00:22:20,378 that we realized he's one of these Talker guys. that we realized he's one of these Talker guys.
339 00:22:20,380 00:22:22,923 Yeah, mum got real tired of him sneaking off to get brains. Yeah, mum got real tired of him sneaking off to get brains.
340 00:22:22,925 00:22:26,593 So she baked up some roadkill brains into a bizkit for him. So she baked up some roadkill brains into a bizkit for him.
341 00:22:26,595 00:22:30,346 And the more he ate, the more he was like the brudder we knew. And the more he ate, the more he was like the brudder we knew.
342 00:22:30,348 00:22:33,019 See, the bizkits kept him Canadian. See, the bizkits kept him Canadian.
343 00:22:34,394 00:22:36,352 Pretty soon, everybody wanted mum's bizkits. Pretty soon, everybody wanted mum's bizkits.
344 00:22:36,354 00:22:37,896 So we set up the bakery. So we set up the bakery.
345 00:22:37,898 00:22:39,648 Okay, so what happened? Why'd y'all stop? Okay, so what happened? Why'd y'all stop?
346 00:22:39,650 00:22:41,859 Well, everything was poutine and pie Well, everything was poutine and pie
347 00:22:41,861 00:22:43,568 until somebody blew up the vote. until somebody blew up the vote.
348 00:22:43,570 00:22:45,946 And we've been under attack from Zs And we've been under attack from Zs
349 00:22:45,948 00:22:47,656 from out of nowhere ever since. from out of nowhere ever since.
350 00:22:47,658 00:22:50,450 Sounds like someone didn't want you making bizkits. Sounds like someone didn't want you making bizkits.
351 00:22:50,452 00:22:52,244 Yeah. Yeah.
352 00:22:52,246 00:22:54,538 We thought yous was them come back to finish us off. We thought yous was them come back to finish us off.
353 00:22:54,540 00:22:56,707 So if your mom has this secret recipe, So if your mom has this secret recipe,
354 00:22:56,709 00:22:58,334 why can't we just make more bizkits? why can't we just make more bizkits?
355 00:22:58,336 00:23:00,294 Well you'll have to talk to mum about that. Well you'll have to talk to mum about that.
356 00:23:00,296 00:23:02,882 But she ain't been herself since our little brudder bit her. But she ain't been herself since our little brudder bit her.
357 00:23:05,383 00:23:08,927 You might say she's a bit cranky herself without her bizkits. You might say she's a bit cranky herself without her bizkits.
358 00:23:08,929 00:23:12,514 We had to lock mum up in the office for her own good. We had to lock mum up in the office for her own good.
359 00:23:12,516 00:23:15,726 Since then, the three of us have been trying to work out the recipe Since then, the three of us have been trying to work out the recipe
360 00:23:15,728 00:23:17,019 but come up short. but come up short.
361 00:23:17,021 00:23:18,520 Three? Three?
362 00:23:18,522 00:23:20,522 Oh yeah, we had another brudder, Chilly. Oh yeah, we had another brudder, Chilly.
363 00:23:20,524 00:23:22,691 He was with us till he tried to take the recipe off mum. He was with us till he tried to take the recipe off mum.
364 00:23:22,693 00:23:23,986 So where's he now? So where's he now?
365 00:23:29,200 00:23:30,324 Let me guess. Let me guess.
366 00:23:30,326 00:23:32,159 He didn't get the recipe? He didn't get the recipe?
367 00:23:32,161 00:23:35,787 Gilly, look at the big brains on Red over here. Gilly, look at the big brains on Red over here.
368 00:23:35,789 00:23:37,748 Hey, hey. Easy. Hey, hey. Easy.
369 00:23:37,750 00:23:39,415 Easy. Okay, look. Easy. Okay, look.
370 00:23:39,417 00:23:41,377 Mum's got the only copy of the recipe on her. Mum's got the only copy of the recipe on her.
371 00:23:41,379 00:23:43,254 Okay, she turned about two weeks ago. Okay, she turned about two weeks ago.
372 00:23:43,256 00:23:45,714 Okay, Gilly and I are running out of options here. Okay, Gilly and I are running out of options here.
373 00:23:45,716 00:23:49,051 How's a fella supposed to be getting on like this, eh? How's a fella supposed to be getting on like this, eh?
374 00:23:49,053 00:23:51,597 Those deadish bastards turned our mum and brudders. Those deadish bastards turned our mum and brudders.
375 00:23:58,812 00:24:00,645 Nor be deprived of life, Nor be deprived of life,
376 00:24:00,647 00:24:04,149 liberty, or property, without due process of the law. liberty, or property, without due process of the law.
377 00:24:04,151 00:24:06,193 How are we gonna make sure Dante gets due process How are we gonna make sure Dante gets due process
378 00:24:06,195 00:24:07,861 when there are vigilantes out there when there are vigilantes out there
379 00:24:07,863 00:24:10,781 that think Talkers are more zombie than human? that think Talkers are more zombie than human?
380 00:24:10,783 00:24:12,326 What do you think? What do you think?
381 00:24:13,994 00:24:17,996 I think humans are more dangerous than Talkers. I think humans are more dangerous than Talkers.
382 00:24:17,998 00:24:19,790 Or zombies. Or zombies.
383 00:24:19,792 00:24:21,959 I think the Founding Fathers would agree with you. I think the Founding Fathers would agree with you.
384 00:24:21,961 00:24:23,921 Here, grab the wheel. Here, grab the wheel.
385 00:24:27,758 00:24:29,591 That's why they created a Bill of Rights That's why they created a Bill of Rights
386 00:24:29,593 00:24:31,509 to protect us from each other. to protect us from each other.
387 00:24:31,511 00:24:34,430 Many tankards of ale and more than a few bowls of hemp Many tankards of ale and more than a few bowls of hemp
388 00:24:34,432 00:24:37,099 were consumed as Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin were consumed as Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin
389 00:24:37,101 00:24:39,059 hammered out the first ten amendments to the Constitution, hammered out the first ten amendments to the Constitution,
390 00:24:39,061 00:24:40,644 better known as the Bill of Rights. better known as the Bill of Rights.
391 00:24:40,646 00:24:42,271 Amendment number one, Amendment number one,
392 00:24:42,273 00:24:44,564 the right to bear arms shall not be infringed. the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.
393 00:24:44,566 00:24:46,650 Do we have to start off with guns? Do we have to start off with guns?
394 00:24:46,652 00:24:48,860 I mean I like a musket as much as the next guy, I mean I like a musket as much as the next guy,
395 00:24:48,862 00:24:52,572 but putting it first makes us seem a little gun crazy. but putting it first makes us seem a little gun crazy.
396 00:24:52,574 00:24:54,616 Yeah, okay, we'll flip the first two. Yeah, okay, we'll flip the first two.
397 00:24:54,618 00:24:55,784 Put freedom of speech first. Put freedom of speech first.
398 00:24:55,786 00:24:57,119 All right. Good. All right. Good.
399 00:24:57,121 00:24:59,204 It'll look better. For the kids. It'll look better. For the kids.
400 00:24:59,206 00:25:01,248 Speaking of gun crazy, Speaking of gun crazy,
401 00:25:01,250 00:25:04,335 we need some wording in there so nuts like that Sam Adams we need some wording in there so nuts like that Sam Adams
402 00:25:04,337 00:25:06,211 does not buy a blunderbuss. does not buy a blunderbuss.
403 00:25:06,213 00:25:08,880 Two beers and he's ready to challenge his mother to a duel. Two beers and he's ready to challenge his mother to a duel.
404 00:25:08,882 00:25:11,008 Okay, we'll put in some wording about Okay, we'll put in some wording about
405 00:25:11,010 00:25:12,759 well regulated militias well regulated militias
406 00:25:12,761 00:25:15,637 so they know we don't mean just any fool can buy a gun. so they know we don't mean just any fool can buy a gun.
407 00:25:15,639 00:25:18,390 Okay. All right, let's just go down the list, right? Okay. All right, let's just go down the list, right?
408 00:25:18,392 00:25:21,393 No soldiers in your house. No illegal search and seizures. No soldiers in your house. No illegal search and seizures.
409 00:25:21,395 00:25:23,312 That'll keep the lawyers busy. That'll keep the lawyers busy.
410 00:25:23,314 00:25:26,648 All right, you cannot testify against yourself. Love that. All right, you cannot testify against yourself. Love that.
411 00:25:26,650 00:25:29,276 What happens in Paris stays in Paris, huh, Ben? What happens in Paris stays in Paris, huh, Ben?
412 00:25:29,278 00:25:30,361 Right, you know. Right, you know.
413 00:25:30,363 00:25:31,820 Paris, good times. Paris, good times.
414 00:25:31,822 00:25:33,780 Paris, that's sick. Paris, that's sick.
415 00:25:33,782 00:25:35,073 Good times. Good times.
416 00:25:35,075 00:25:37,117 Okay, we'll just skip past. Okay, we'll just skip past.
417 00:25:37,119 00:25:39,328 Right to speedy trial. Right to jury. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Right to speedy trial. Right to jury. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
418 00:25:39,330 00:25:40,620 Number eight. Number eight.
419 00:25:40,622 00:25:41,788 No cruel or unusual punishment. No cruel or unusual punishment.
420 00:25:41,790 00:25:43,748 Yeah, that's a tough one. Yeah, that's a tough one.
421 00:25:43,750 00:25:46,626 Considering the whole damn Apocalypse is cruel and unusual. Considering the whole damn Apocalypse is cruel and unusual.
422 00:25:46,628 00:25:48,420 Oh wait, we go down that road Oh wait, we go down that road
423 00:25:48,422 00:25:50,506 and it won't be too long till we're using Franklin's kites and it won't be too long till we're using Franklin's kites
424 00:25:50,508 00:25:53,008 to electrocute condemned prisoners. to electrocute condemned prisoners.
425 00:25:53,010 00:25:54,550 Yeah, go ahead. Laugh. Yeah, go ahead. Laugh.
426 00:25:54,552 00:25:56,972 But one day, electricity will power cities. But one day, electricity will power cities.
427 00:25:59,475 00:26:00,893 Mark my word. Mark my word.
428 00:26:03,270 00:26:05,687 And I'm the Easter Bunny. Okay, Bill of Rights. And I'm the Easter Bunny. Okay, Bill of Rights.
429 00:26:05,689 00:26:10,734 Hey! Look who the cat drug in. It's Alexander Hamilton. Hey! Look who the cat drug in. It's Alexander Hamilton.
430 00:26:10,736 00:26:12,568 How's the banking business going? How's the banking business going?
431 00:26:12,570 00:26:14,029 Oh, great. Oh, great.
432 00:26:14,031 00:26:16,114 You cats are all on a new bill. You cats are all on a new bill.
433 00:26:16,116 00:26:17,741 Ones, fives, twenties, and a c-note. Ones, fives, twenties, and a c-note.
434 00:26:17,743 00:26:20,035 Which one did I make. Am I on the hundred? Which one did I make. Am I on the hundred?
435 00:26:20,037 00:26:21,828 Well, that's a surprise. Well, that's a surprise.
436 00:26:21,830 00:26:25,082 Meanwhile, you guys get around to abolishing slavery? Meanwhile, you guys get around to abolishing slavery?
437 00:26:25,084 00:26:26,166 Oh, we... Oh, we...
438 00:26:26,168 00:26:28,043 No, we are... No, we are...
439 00:26:28,045 00:26:31,505 We are talking about that one. And we're serious about it. We are talking about that one. And we're serious about it.
440 00:26:31,507 00:26:33,340 And... Well excuse me, gentlemen. And... Well excuse me, gentlemen.
441 00:26:33,342 00:26:35,675 I sure would appreciate it if you maybe bit the bullet I sure would appreciate it if you maybe bit the bullet
442 00:26:35,677 00:26:37,428 and took care of this little problem now and took care of this little problem now
443 00:26:37,430 00:26:39,971 instead of just kicking that can on down the road. instead of just kicking that can on down the road.
444 00:26:39,973 00:26:41,723 Man's got a point. Man's got a point.
445 00:26:41,725 00:26:44,726 Well that's a cool hat you got there, stranger. Well that's a cool hat you got there, stranger.
446 00:26:44,728 00:26:46,063 What's your name? What's your name?
447 00:26:47,398 00:26:50,399 You didn't see me. I wasn't here. You didn't see me. I wasn't here.
448 00:26:50,401 00:26:54,069 You didn't see me. I was never here. You didn't see me. I was never here.
449 00:26:54,071 00:26:56,656 That dude belongs on a bill. That dude belongs on a bill.
450 00:26:57,657 00:26:58,865 Okay. Okay.
451 00:26:58,867 00:27:00,033 I dunno much about history, I dunno much about history,
452 00:27:00,035 00:27:01,993 but I know for damn sure but I know for damn sure
453 00:27:01,995 00:27:04,704 Abe Lincoln never talked to Ben Franklin or George Washington. Abe Lincoln never talked to Ben Franklin or George Washington.
454 00:27:04,706 00:27:06,998 You are off by like a hundred years, man. You are off by like a hundred years, man.
455 00:27:07,000 00:27:09,709 Well, yeah. But that's not the point. Well, yeah. But that's not the point.
456 00:27:09,711 00:27:12,170 The point is they should've dealt with slavery The point is they should've dealt with slavery
457 00:27:12,172 00:27:13,755 right from the beginning. right from the beginning.
458 00:27:13,757 00:27:15,299 It's a stain on America It's a stain on America
459 00:27:15,301 00:27:16,967 that even a Civil War couldn't make right. that even a Civil War couldn't make right.
460 00:27:16,969 00:27:20,471 You don't wanna make that same mistake now. You don't wanna make that same mistake now.
461 00:27:20,473 00:27:22,389 The only hope Dante has for a fair trial The only hope Dante has for a fair trial
462 00:27:22,391 00:27:24,766 is if they consider him to be a human being. is if they consider him to be a human being.
463 00:27:24,768 00:27:26,642 If they make him out to be anything less than that, If they make him out to be anything less than that,
464 00:27:26,644 00:27:29,731 he doesn't stand a chance. None of the Talkers do. he doesn't stand a chance. None of the Talkers do.
465 00:27:32,025 00:27:34,612 You really sneak up on a person, Doc. You really sneak up on a person, Doc.
466 00:27:35,946 00:27:38,365 I still got a few teeth left in my head. I still got a few teeth left in my head.
467 00:27:46,999 00:27:50,417 How's it going there, fabulous baker boys? How's it going there, fabulous baker boys?
468 00:27:50,419 00:27:52,043 Dang it. Dang it.
469 00:27:52,045 00:27:54,004 Jumpin' Jesus, you're cheating. Come on. Jumpin' Jesus, you're cheating. Come on.
470 00:27:54,006 00:27:55,506 Best three outta fiver. Come on, come on. Best three outta fiver. Come on, come on.
471 00:27:55,508 00:27:56,466 Stop being such a sook, eh! Stop being such a sook, eh!
472 00:27:56,468 00:27:57,966 Come on, man! Come on, man!
473 00:27:57,968 00:28:00,218 We all need you to keep your wits here We all need you to keep your wits here
474 00:28:00,220 00:28:01,928 or this is all gonna go south quicker than a Newfie ski-do hittin' ground. or this is all gonna go south quicker than a Newfie ski-do hittin' ground.
475 00:28:01,930 00:28:03,514 Newfie ski-do? Newfie ski-do?
476 00:28:03,516 00:28:04,973 That's when you hop on a moose's back That's when you hop on a moose's back
477 00:28:04,975 00:28:06,517 when it's crossin' the river, when it's crossin' the river,
478 00:28:06,519 00:28:08,018 and you ride it till it touches down. and you ride it till it touches down.
479 00:28:08,020 00:28:09,645 If you're still on it after that point, If you're still on it after that point,
480 00:28:09,647 00:28:11,021 you better be expecting a good chomp down you better be expecting a good chomp down
481 00:28:11,023 00:28:13,233 'cause no moose likes a passenger. 'cause no moose likes a passenger.
482 00:28:14,985 00:28:16,067 Come on, man. No. Come on, man. No.
483 00:28:16,069 00:28:17,402 No. Come on, guys. No. Come on, guys.
484 00:28:17,404 00:28:18,612 Come on. Come on.
485 00:28:18,614 00:28:20,447 You always pick scissors. You always pick scissors.
486 00:28:20,449 00:28:22,201 You're dumber than goose poop. You're dumber than goose poop.
487 00:28:24,286 00:28:25,996 Hit it, Sunburn. Hit it, Sunburn.
488 00:28:37,675 00:28:38,840 I can't do this. I can't do this.
489 00:28:38,842 00:28:40,133 I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this.
490 00:28:40,135 00:28:42,386 Hey, brudder. What? Oh. Hey, brudder. What? Oh.
491 00:28:42,388 00:28:44,179 I love you. I love you too, brudder. I love you. I love you too, brudder.
492 00:28:44,181 00:28:45,222 You're a grizzly bear. You're a grizzly bear.
493 00:28:45,224 00:28:46,475 I'm a grizzly bear. I'm a grizzly bear.
494 00:28:48,477 00:28:49,728 Shh. Shh.
495 00:28:51,230 00:28:54,316 ♪ ♪
496 00:28:57,986 00:29:01,071 Ma and da boys smell like a yeti's nut sack, eh? Ma and da boys smell like a yeti's nut sack, eh?
497 00:29:01,073 00:29:04,700 ♪ ♪
498 00:29:04,702 00:29:06,326 Sunburn? Sunburn?
499 00:29:06,328 00:29:10,414 ♪ ♪
500 00:29:10,416 00:29:14,834 Where the heck could you be? Where's this frickin' thing at? Where the heck could you be? Where's this frickin' thing at?
501 00:29:14,836 00:29:16,838 Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go.
502 00:29:19,841 00:29:21,843 Oh zombie Jesus. Oh zombie Jesus.
503 00:29:24,555 00:29:25,889 The recipe. The recipe.
504 00:29:38,652 00:29:40,404 ♪ ♪
505 00:29:57,837 00:29:59,504 The recipe. The recipe.
506 00:29:59,506 00:30:01,632 Stupid, get out of there. Stupid, get out of there.
507 00:30:01,634 00:30:04,094 ♪ ♪
508 00:30:06,179 00:30:07,681 Oh! He's down! Oh! He's down!
509 00:30:11,477 00:30:12,645 There he is! There he is!
510 00:30:13,687 00:30:14,854 Oh god. Oh god.
511 00:30:17,691 00:30:20,358 It's pull, not push, brudder! It's pull, not push, brudder!
512 00:30:20,360 00:30:23,027 Okay, you got to stop pushing! Okay, you got to stop pushing!
513 00:30:23,029 00:30:24,740 You got to stop pushing! You got to stop pushing!
514 00:30:30,828 00:30:32,539 Chilly. Chilly, get off! Chilly. Chilly, get off!
515 00:30:33,624 00:30:35,000 Come on. Come on.
516 00:30:40,005 00:30:41,713 Stay the freak away from me, Chilly! Stay the freak away from me, Chilly!
517 00:30:41,715 00:30:43,423 Get off me, Chilly! Get off me, Chilly!
518 00:30:43,425 00:30:44,675 Uh, they got him cornered. Uh, they got him cornered.
519 00:30:44,677 00:30:46,303 Stay the freak away from me. Stay the freak away from me.
520 00:30:47,387 00:30:49,179 That's a bad brudder. That's a bad brudder.
521 00:30:49,181 00:30:51,266 Your brother's got your other brother by the mullet! Your brother's got your other brother by the mullet!
522 00:30:53,852 00:30:55,686 By the rat tail! By the rat tail!
523 00:30:55,688 00:30:56,978 Chilly! Chilly!
524 00:30:56,980 00:30:58,938 Chilly, get off your brudder! Chilly, get off your brudder!
525 00:30:58,940 00:31:02,693 Get off me, brudder! Get off me! Get off me, brudder! Get off me!
526 00:31:02,695 00:31:04,194 Okay, there's mom. Okay, there's mom.
527 00:31:04,196 00:31:05,903 She's got something in her mouth. She's got something in her mouth.
528 00:31:05,905 00:31:07,783 I think she's got the recipe. It's the recipe! I think she's got the recipe. It's the recipe!
529 00:31:09,326 00:31:11,286 Get off your brudder! Get off your brudder!
530 00:31:13,079 00:31:14,329 Your brother's riding your other brother across the room. Your brother's riding your other brother across the room.
531 00:31:14,331 00:31:15,872 Like a horse. Like a horse.
532 00:31:15,874 00:31:18,043 No. No, like a moose. Definitely a moose. No. No, like a moose. Definitely a moose.
533 00:31:21,171 00:31:22,422 Please don't! Please don't!
534 00:31:26,468 00:31:29,887 No! No!
535 00:31:44,444 00:31:48,530 I think the only way to calm them down at this point is to I think the only way to calm them down at this point is to
536 00:31:48,532 00:31:49,658 feed them actual brains. feed them actual brains.
537 00:31:51,243 00:31:52,452 Looks like somebody ordered take out. Looks like somebody ordered take out.
538 00:32:05,799 00:32:06,840 You down to pike this one? You down to pike this one?
539 00:32:06,842 00:32:07,801 Got it. Got it.
540 00:32:09,553 00:32:11,388 Let's get that number up. Let's get that number up.
541 00:32:48,842 00:32:50,051 Help! Help!
542 00:33:00,938 00:33:01,939 Switch! Switch!
543 00:33:26,880 00:33:28,507 Crack this one open. Crack this one open.
544 00:33:30,634 00:33:32,302 I'm walking here. I'm walking here.
545 00:33:37,557 00:33:40,185 When is everybody gonna see that we're all in this together? When is everybody gonna see that we're all in this together?
546 00:33:41,436 00:33:43,186 Skip ahead to the 15th Amendment. Skip ahead to the 15th Amendment.
547 00:33:43,188 00:33:45,981 That's the one we got to protect. That's the one we got to protect.
548 00:33:45,983 00:33:48,859 The rights of the citizens of the United States to vote The rights of the citizens of the United States to vote
549 00:33:48,861 00:33:52,195 shall not be denied or abridged by the United States shall not be denied or abridged by the United States
550 00:33:52,197 00:33:55,114 or by any state on the account of race, color... or by any state on the account of race, color...
551 00:33:55,116 00:33:57,492 Or previous condition of servitude. Or previous condition of servitude.
552 00:33:57,494 00:33:59,035 Yep, that makes sense. Yep, that makes sense.
553 00:33:59,037 00:34:00,537 Ya think? Ya think?
554 00:34:00,539 00:34:02,288 Yeah, well it's gonna take a Civil War Yeah, well it's gonna take a Civil War
555 00:34:02,290 00:34:04,749 and the 13th Amendment passing first. and the 13th Amendment passing first.
556 00:34:04,751 00:34:07,168 Let's just move everything along and pass the 13th right now. Let's just move everything along and pass the 13th right now.
557 00:34:07,170 00:34:09,337 What do you guys think? What is it? What do you guys think? What is it?
558 00:34:09,339 00:34:11,048 It abolishes slavery. It abolishes slavery.
559 00:34:12,091 00:34:13,341 Oh. Oh.
560 00:34:13,343 00:34:15,719 Like set them free abolish? Like set them free abolish?
561 00:34:15,721 00:34:19,347 This may take some further study. This may take some further study.
562 00:34:19,349 00:34:21,016 No, no. No, he's right. No, no. No, he's right.
563 00:34:21,018 00:34:22,517 He's right. Okay, hear me out. He's right. Okay, hear me out.
564 00:34:22,519 00:34:24,602 What if we were to take the slaves What if we were to take the slaves
565 00:34:24,604 00:34:27,022 and we were to make them like two fifths... and we were to make them like two fifths...
566 00:34:27,024 00:34:28,314 Make it three fifths. Make it three fifths.
567 00:34:28,316 00:34:30,984 Three fifths of a human being. Three fifths of a human being.
568 00:34:30,986 00:34:33,319 And then we just kept that going for about 100 years And then we just kept that going for about 100 years
569 00:34:33,321 00:34:34,946 until we worked out the kinks. until we worked out the kinks.
570 00:34:34,948 00:34:36,823 I don't even know where to start with you guys. I don't even know where to start with you guys.
571 00:34:36,825 00:34:39,409 You got to be kidding me. Just shoot me. You got to be kidding me. Just shoot me.
572 00:34:39,411 00:34:40,869 I hope we don't have to fight a war I hope we don't have to fight a war
573 00:34:40,871 00:34:42,412 to make the Talkers full citizens. to make the Talkers full citizens.
574 00:34:42,414 00:34:44,330 We may already be fighting that war. We may already be fighting that war.
575 00:34:44,332 00:34:45,749 Everybody dies. Everybody dies.
576 00:34:45,751 00:34:47,333 But just because you got no pulse But just because you got no pulse
577 00:34:47,335 00:34:49,671 doesn't mean you don't have any rights. doesn't mean you don't have any rights.
578 00:34:51,965 00:34:53,673 Everybody dies. Everybody dies.
579 00:34:53,675 00:34:54,925 That's it. That's it.
580 00:34:54,927 00:34:55,926 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
581 00:34:55,928 00:34:58,137 Everybody dies. Everybody dies.
582 00:34:58,931 00:35:00,346 Sooner or later, Sooner or later,
583 00:35:00,348 00:35:02,768 we're all Talkers. We're all Talkers. we're all Talkers. We're all Talkers.
584 00:35:34,716 00:35:36,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's working. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's working.
585 00:35:36,342 00:35:38,261 Them brains are doing the trick for sure. Them brains are doing the trick for sure.
586 00:35:44,434 00:35:45,936 How you doing, mum? How you doing, mum?
587 00:35:46,812 00:35:48,313 You with us? You with us?
588 00:35:50,565 00:35:51,733 Oh my. Oh my.
589 00:35:53,860 00:35:55,445 Did I do this? Did I do this?
590 00:35:57,238 00:36:00,033 Sure as shit, ma. It was yous. Sure as shit, ma. It was yous.
591 00:36:10,460 00:36:13,254 Mum, these Americans come looking for help. Mum, these Americans come looking for help.
592 00:36:15,674 00:36:18,215 Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
593 00:36:18,217 00:36:22,804 I'm sorry you had to see me looking all dead like this. I'm sorry you had to see me looking all dead like this.
594 00:36:22,806 00:36:25,140 And I wish I could've given this place a quick lick and a promise And I wish I could've given this place a quick lick and a promise
595 00:36:25,142 00:36:26,432 before they showed up. before they showed up.
596 00:36:26,434 00:36:27,853 That's okay. That's okay.
597 00:36:29,771 00:36:30,979 What can we do for ya's? What can we do for ya's?
598 00:36:30,981 00:36:33,064 We're looking for bizkits. We're looking for bizkits.
599 00:36:33,066 00:36:35,525 The supply has been cut off, and we have starving Talkers. The supply has been cut off, and we have starving Talkers.
600 00:36:35,527 00:36:38,071 They want to know your secret recipe. They want to know your secret recipe.
601 00:36:40,281 00:36:42,699 There is so secret. There is so secret.
602 00:36:42,701 00:36:45,326 I was lacing my bizkits with brains I was lacing my bizkits with brains
603 00:36:45,328 00:36:46,536 for the first little while. for the first little while.
604 00:36:46,538 00:36:48,579 Then we run short of brains. Then we run short of brains.
605 00:36:48,581 00:36:52,167 We started having flour delivered from Heartland. We started having flour delivered from Heartland.
606 00:36:52,169 00:36:54,711 The secret ingredient is already mixed in. The secret ingredient is already mixed in.
607 00:36:54,713 00:36:58,631 And the secret sauce is brains? Right? And the secret sauce is brains? Right?
608 00:36:58,633 00:37:04,056 Oh, no, dear. The secret ingredient is Oh, no, dear. The secret ingredient is
609 00:37:05,098 00:37:06,432 love. love.
610 00:37:16,651 00:37:18,068 I don't get it. I don't get it.
611 00:37:18,070 00:37:20,028 Ah, boys. Ah, boys.
612 00:37:20,030 00:37:21,573 Look at you. Look at you.
613 00:37:27,913 00:37:31,164 If I can help someone else to keep from going through If I can help someone else to keep from going through
614 00:37:31,166 00:37:33,499 what we've had to, what we've had to,
615 00:37:33,501 00:37:35,877 so be it. so be it.
616 00:37:35,879 00:37:37,962 We got enough brains right here We got enough brains right here
617 00:37:37,964 00:37:41,549 to make up a batch of the original recipe. to make up a batch of the original recipe.
618 00:37:41,551 00:37:43,428 Let's get shucking. Let's get shucking.
619 00:37:44,721 00:37:45,680 I like you. I like you.
620 00:37:47,348 00:37:49,809 Welcome back. Welcome back.
621 00:37:50,810 00:37:52,602 What? What?
622 00:37:52,604 00:37:54,104 They didn't get around to giving women the right to vote They didn't get around to giving women the right to vote
623 00:37:54,106 00:37:55,980 until the 19th Amendment? until the 19th Amendment?
624 00:37:55,982 00:37:58,608 And it didn't pass until 1920? And it didn't pass until 1920?
625 00:37:58,610 00:38:00,902 Old white dudes. What can I say? Old white dudes. What can I say?
626 00:38:00,904 00:38:02,946 Takes a long time to get these things right. Takes a long time to get these things right.
627 00:38:02,948 00:38:04,363 Well we have to it right. Well we have to it right.
628 00:38:04,365 00:38:06,032 And we don't have a lot of time. And we don't have a lot of time.
629 00:38:06,034 00:38:08,494 Uh oh. I don't like the look of this. Uh oh. I don't like the look of this.
630 00:38:09,746 00:38:11,204 Is that the truck they had Dante in? Is that the truck they had Dante in?
631 00:38:11,206 00:38:12,665 I hope not. I hope not.
632 00:38:13,959 00:38:15,252 Shit. Shit.
633 00:38:33,728 00:38:35,730 No sign of Dante. No sign of Dante.
634 00:38:36,481 00:38:37,690 Maybe he... Maybe he...
635 00:38:38,650 00:38:40,359 escaped like last time? escaped like last time?
636 00:38:42,779 00:38:45,404 Maybe Talkers did this, Maybe Talkers did this,
637 00:38:45,406 00:38:46,699 let him go? let him go?
638 00:38:54,958 00:38:58,795 This is what happens to traitors. This is what happens to traitors.
639 00:40:00,023 00:40:02,275 I give you mercy. I give you mercy.
640 00:40:29,219 00:40:31,010 Mmm. I love the smell Mmm. I love the smell
641 00:40:31,012 00:40:33,137 of fresh baked brains in the morning. of fresh baked brains in the morning.
642 00:40:33,139 00:40:36,140 Well done, Mr. Murphy. Well done, Mr. Murphy.
643 00:40:36,142 00:40:37,934 You better be careful. You better be careful.
644 00:40:37,936 00:40:40,561 We might just keep you on as a full time baker. We might just keep you on as a full time baker.
645 00:40:40,563 00:40:43,106 Oh. Marion. Oh. Marion.
646 00:40:43,108 00:40:44,692 I had a great teacher. I had a great teacher.
647 00:40:45,651 00:40:47,068 Move over boys. Move over boys.
648 00:40:47,070 00:40:50,238 Hot coming through. Hot. Hot coming through. Hot.
649 00:40:50,240 00:40:52,282 All right, now All right, now
650 00:40:52,284 00:40:56,162 we need to wrap them up and stick them in here like this. we need to wrap them up and stick them in here like this.
651 00:40:57,372 00:40:58,539 Psst. Psst.
652 00:41:03,460 00:41:06,170 Look, that family is not gonna make it out there on their own. Look, that family is not gonna make it out there on their own.
653 00:41:06,172 00:41:09,299 Why don't you take them with you to Limbo? Why don't you take them with you to Limbo?
654 00:41:09,301 00:41:10,507 Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
655 00:41:10,509 00:41:12,802 Limbo could use a bakery. Limbo could use a bakery.
656 00:41:12,804 00:41:14,137 I like that idea. I like that idea.
657 00:41:14,139 00:41:15,930 I'll take Addy and 10K I'll take Addy and 10K
658 00:41:15,932 00:41:18,224 and go to Heartland and figure out this flour thing and go to Heartland and figure out this flour thing
659 00:41:18,226 00:41:21,146 and why they stopped the distribution. and why they stopped the distribution.
660 00:41:21,980 00:41:23,729 Take care of them. Take care of them.
661 00:41:23,731 00:41:25,398 Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it. Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it.
662 00:41:25,400 00:41:26,649 Okay, well then be safe. Okay, well then be safe.
663 00:41:26,651 00:41:28,234 No, you be safe out there. No, you be safe out there.
664 00:41:28,236 00:41:29,986 I don't want to have to go traipsing around I don't want to have to go traipsing around
665 00:41:29,988 00:41:32,113 half of Screwmerica again to save your ass. half of Screwmerica again to save your ass.
666 00:41:32,115 00:41:34,031 I don't care how many times you got to traipse around, I don't care how many times you got to traipse around,
667 00:41:34,033 00:41:37,787 you might have to save me. But when you do, pick a color. you might have to save me. But when you do, pick a color.
668 00:41:42,250 00:41:44,167 I mean it, Warren. I mean it, Warren.
669 00:41:44,169 00:41:47,588 The Apocalypse wouldn't be half as fun without you in it. The Apocalypse wouldn't be half as fun without you in it.
670 00:41:49,715 00:41:50,967 Be careful. Be careful.
671 00:41:54,179 00:41:56,431 I love you too, Murphy. I love you too, Murphy.
672 00:41:58,641 00:42:00,852 God, keep them safe. God, keep them safe.
673 00:42:13,781 00:42:17,994 What do you think? Maybe you want to say a few words? What do you think? Maybe you want to say a few words?
674 00:42:22,623 00:42:25,001 Actions speak louder than words. Actions speak louder than words.