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1 | 00:00:02,176 | 00:00:04,241 | - Previously on Young Sheldon... - Hello, Mrs. Cooper. | - Previously on Young Sheldon... - Hello, Mrs. Cooper. |
2 | 00:00:04,265 | 00:00:05,590 | I just wanted to let you know, | I just wanted to let you know, |
3 | 00:00:05,614 | 00:00:07,200 | with Dr. Sturgis away, | with Dr. Sturgis away, |
4 | 00:00:07,224 | 00:00:09,724 | I'll be available should Sheldon need anything. | I'll be available should Sheldon need anything. |
5 | 00:00:09,748 | 00:00:11,204 | Now, I'm not terribly experienced | Now, I'm not terribly experienced |
6 | 00:00:11,228 | 00:00:12,553 | around children. | around children. |
7 | 00:00:12,577 | 00:00:13,990 | If he needs to use the restroom, | If he needs to use the restroom, |
8 | 00:00:14,014 | 00:00:16,775 | I don't have to go in with him, do I? | I don't have to go in with him, do I? |
9 | 00:00:16,799 | 00:00:18,168 | I don't need you to babysit me. | I don't need you to babysit me. |
10 | 00:00:18,192 | 00:00:20,083 | I'm perfectly self-reliant. | I'm perfectly self-reliant. |
11 | 00:00:20,107 | 00:00:21,519 | Then it's good I kept the receipt | Then it's good I kept the receipt |
12 | 00:00:21,543 | 00:00:24,522 | for this bottle of bubbles shaped like a bear. | for this bottle of bubbles shaped like a bear. |
13 | 00:00:24,546 | 00:00:26,872 | Welcome to the world of philosophy. | Welcome to the world of philosophy. |
14 | 00:00:26,896 | 00:00:28,395 | I'm going to teach you | I'm going to teach you |
15 | 00:00:28,419 | 00:00:30,963 | that you don't even know what you think you know. | that you don't even know what you think you know. |
16 | 00:00:30,987 | 00:00:32,878 | Boy. | Boy. |
17 | 00:00:32,902 | 00:00:35,402 | I'm not going to school. Why not? | I'm not going to school. Why not? |
18 | 00:00:35,426 | 00:00:36,746 | Because I don't know what's real. | Because I don't know what's real. |
19 | 00:00:37,950 | 00:00:39,493 | Nothing matters. | Nothing matters. |
20 | 00:00:39,517 | 00:00:41,258 | George?! | George?! |
21 | 00:00:45,915 | 00:00:47,110 | All right, | All right, |
22 | 00:00:47,134 | 00:00:48,198 | what's the problem here? | what's the problem here? |
23 | 00:00:48,222 | 00:00:50,026 | I don't know what's real. | I don't know what's real. |
24 | 00:00:50,050 | 00:00:51,418 | That's a fun thing to think about on the way to school. | That's a fun thing to think about on the way to school. |
25 | 00:00:51,442 | 00:00:52,724 | Get up and get dressed. | Get up and get dressed. |
26 | 00:00:52,748 | 00:00:54,639 | Maybe I'm already dressed. | Maybe I'm already dressed. |
27 | 00:00:54,663 | 00:00:57,120 | Maybe I'm wearing a zoot suit and spats. | Maybe I'm wearing a zoot suit and spats. |
28 | 00:00:57,144 | 00:01:00,166 | That's a shoe covering that's short for "spatterdasher." | That's a shoe covering that's short for "spatterdasher." |
29 | 00:01:00,190 | 00:01:01,341 | Or is it? | Or is it? |
30 | 00:01:01,365 | 00:01:02,995 | There's no way to know. | There's no way to know. |
31 | 00:01:03,019 | 00:01:04,866 | I don't have time for this nonsense. | I don't have time for this nonsense. |
32 | 00:01:04,890 | 00:01:06,259 | What is time? | What is time? |
33 | 00:01:06,283 | 00:01:07,260 | What is sense? | What is sense? |
34 | 00:01:07,284 | 00:01:09,088 | What is "is"? | What is "is"? |
35 | 00:01:09,112 | 00:01:10,611 | Sheldon, I mean it. | Sheldon, I mean it. |
36 | 00:01:10,635 | 00:01:13,005 | I remember when things meant things. | I remember when things meant things. |
37 | 00:01:13,029 | 00:01:15,007 | All right, I'm gonna count to three. One... | All right, I'm gonna count to three. One... |
38 | 00:01:15,031 | 00:01:17,792 | Believing in numbers... that takes me back. | Believing in numbers... that takes me back. |
39 | 00:01:17,816 | 00:01:19,533 | Two... To be or not to be. | Two... To be or not to be. |
40 | 00:01:19,557 | 00:01:21,274 | Shakespeare was onto something. | Shakespeare was onto something. |
41 | 00:01:21,298 | 00:01:22,884 | It's your last chance. | It's your last chance. |
42 | 00:01:22,908 | 00:01:25,104 | Have you ever wondered if you're the tongue | Have you ever wondered if you're the tongue |
43 | 00:01:25,128 | 00:01:27,324 | of a multidimensional being trying to taste something | of a multidimensional being trying to taste something |
44 | 00:01:27,348 | 00:01:28,871 | you can never even understand? | you can never even understand? |
45 | 00:01:29,872 | 00:01:31,395 | I have. | I have. |
46 | 00:01:35,965 | 00:01:37,271 | I talked to him. | I talked to him. |
47 | 00:01:38,228 | 00:01:39,814 | Where is your mother? | Where is your mother? |
48 | 00:01:39,838 | 00:01:41,033 | She had to leave for work. | She had to leave for work. |
49 | 00:01:41,057 | 00:01:42,600 | I have to work, too. | I have to work, too. |
50 | 00:01:42,624 | 00:01:44,689 | You also get to take me to school. | You also get to take me to school. |
51 | 00:01:44,713 | 00:01:46,430 | What am I supposed to do about your brother? | What am I supposed to do about your brother? |
52 | 00:01:46,454 | 00:01:47,692 | Call me old-fashioned, | Call me old-fashioned, |
53 | 00:01:47,716 | 00:01:49,128 | but I say spank him. | but I say spank him. |
54 | 00:01:49,152 | 00:01:50,675 | Your mom won't let me. | Your mom won't let me. |
55 | 00:02:10,217 | 00:02:12,238 | Okay, I'm here. | Okay, I'm here. |
56 | 00:02:12,262 | 00:02:14,284 | What's up? | What's up? |
57 | 00:02:14,308 | 00:02:15,937 | Sheldon won't get out of bed, and I'm gonna be late for work. | Sheldon won't get out of bed, and I'm gonna be late for work. |
58 | 00:02:15,961 | 00:02:17,330 | He's gonna be late for school. | He's gonna be late for school. |
59 | 00:02:17,354 | 00:02:19,550 | So you want me to get him up and drive him? | So you want me to get him up and drive him? |
60 | 00:02:19,574 | 00:02:20,333 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
61 | 00:02:20,357 | 00:02:21,856 | I like it better | I like it better |
62 | 00:02:21,880 | 00:02:24,144 | when I just come eat your food and leave. | when I just come eat your food and leave. |
63 | 00:02:25,536 | 00:02:26,774 | Hey, Moon Pie. | Hey, Moon Pie. |
64 | 00:02:26,798 | 00:02:28,559 | What's going on here? | What's going on here? |
65 | 00:02:28,583 | 00:02:29,995 | That's an excellent question. | That's an excellent question. |
66 | 00:02:30,019 | 00:02:31,562 | Too bad there's no answer. | Too bad there's no answer. |
67 | 00:02:31,586 | 00:02:33,172 | Well, you need to get out of bed. | Well, you need to get out of bed. |
68 | 00:02:33,196 | 00:02:35,087 | I don't need to do anything. | I don't need to do anything. |
69 | 00:02:35,111 | 00:02:36,567 | Okay, I'm gonna count to three. | Okay, I'm gonna count to three. |
70 | 00:02:36,591 | 00:02:38,221 | Dad already counted to three. | Dad already counted to three. |
71 | 00:02:40,464 | 00:02:41,963 | Did he try the Texas thing? | Did he try the Texas thing? |
72 | 00:02:41,987 | 00:02:43,051 | No. | No. |
73 | 00:02:43,075 | 00:02:45,097 | In that case, | In that case, |
74 | 00:02:45,121 | 00:02:46,098 | look at you, | look at you, |
75 | 00:02:46,122 | 00:02:47,795 | lyin' there. | lyin' there. |
76 | 00:02:47,819 | 00:02:49,101 | When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, | When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, |
77 | 00:02:49,125 | 00:02:50,842 | he gets right back on. | he gets right back on. |
78 | 00:02:50,866 | 00:02:52,235 | That is the second most important thing | That is the second most important thing |
79 | 00:02:52,259 | 00:02:54,237 | about bein' a Texan, | about bein' a Texan, |
80 | 00:02:54,261 | 00:02:57,612 | right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else. | right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else. |
81 | 00:02:58,917 | 00:03:00,591 | Maybe the horse gets back on the Texan. | Maybe the horse gets back on the Texan. |
82 | 00:03:00,615 | 00:03:01,659 | Who's to say? | Who's to say? |
83 | 00:03:03,531 | 00:03:05,248 | I don't know what that means. | I don't know what that means. |
84 | 00:03:05,272 | 00:03:07,230 | That's because you can't know anything. | That's because you can't know anything. |
85 | 00:03:08,884 | 00:03:10,905 | If you need to stare at the ceiling | If you need to stare at the ceiling |
86 | 00:03:10,929 | 00:03:12,516 | and contemplate the futility of existence, | and contemplate the futility of existence, |
87 | 00:03:12,540 | 00:03:14,194 | Missy's bed is available. | Missy's bed is available. |
88 | 00:03:17,545 | 00:03:18,565 | Amazing. | Amazing. |
89 | 00:03:18,589 | 00:03:19,958 | What is? | What is? |
90 | 00:03:19,982 | 00:03:22,656 | I've been using this same pen for seven months, | I've been using this same pen for seven months, |
91 | 00:03:22,680 | 00:03:24,180 | and it's still going. | and it's still going. |
92 | 00:03:24,204 | 00:03:26,007 | That's your bar for amazing? | That's your bar for amazing? |
93 | 00:03:26,031 | 00:03:27,922 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
94 | 00:03:27,946 | 00:03:29,272 | Sad. | Sad. |
95 | 00:03:29,296 | 00:03:31,230 | It's the same pen. | It's the same pen. |
96 | 00:03:31,254 | 00:03:33,169 | It is too early in the morning for you. | It is too early in the morning for you. |
97 | 00:03:34,388 | 00:03:36,148 | Hello. | Hello. |
98 | 00:03:36,172 | 00:03:38,305 | Yeah. I'll be down in a bit. | Yeah. I'll be down in a bit. |
99 | 00:03:40,307 | 00:03:41,806 | Where ya headed? | Where ya headed? |
100 | 00:03:41,830 | 00:03:43,373 | Principal's office. | Principal's office. |
101 | 00:03:43,397 | 00:03:45,592 | Ooh, you're in trouble... | Ooh, you're in trouble... |
102 | 00:03:45,616 | 00:03:46,985 | You're a child. | You're a child. |
103 | 00:03:47,009 | 00:03:49,403 | I'd rather be a child than in trouble. | I'd rather be a child than in trouble. |
104 | 00:03:50,491 | 00:03:52,730 | Shelly, | Shelly, |
105 | 00:03:52,754 | 00:03:54,297 | Dr. Sturgis is on the line for you. | Dr. Sturgis is on the line for you. |
106 | 00:03:54,321 | 00:03:56,299 | Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, | Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, |
107 | 00:03:56,323 | 00:03:57,387 | but very well. | but very well. |
108 | 00:03:57,411 | 00:03:59,780 | Hello? Hi, Sheldon. | Hello? Hi, Sheldon. |
109 | 00:03:59,804 | 00:04:03,262 | I hear you're going through some sort of existential crisis. | I hear you're going through some sort of existential crisis. |
110 | 00:04:03,286 | 00:04:05,003 | I suppose so. | I suppose so. |
111 | 00:04:05,027 | 00:04:07,397 | I just don't know if we can tell what's real or not. | I just don't know if we can tell what's real or not. |
112 | 00:04:07,421 | 00:04:09,268 | And if nothing's real, I don't know | And if nothing's real, I don't know |
113 | 00:04:09,292 | 00:04:11,923 | what to think or if I'm even thinking at all. | what to think or if I'm even thinking at all. |
114 | 00:04:11,947 | 00:04:14,447 | I went through something similar once. | I went through something similar once. |
115 | 00:04:14,471 | 00:04:16,319 | Really? What happened? | Really? What happened? |
116 | 00:04:16,343 | 00:04:19,278 | I was trekking through the Amazon, | I was trekking through the Amazon, |
117 | 00:04:19,302 | 00:04:21,498 | and I saw two frogs, | and I saw two frogs, |
118 | 00:04:21,522 | 00:04:23,717 | one hallucinogenic | one hallucinogenic |
119 | 00:04:23,741 | 00:04:25,545 | and the other not. | and the other not. |
120 | 00:04:25,569 | 00:04:29,332 | I tried to lick the normal one, | I tried to lick the normal one, |
121 | 00:04:29,356 | 00:04:30,724 | and, by mistake, | and, by mistake, |
122 | 00:04:30,748 | 00:04:33,553 | I licked the hallucinogenic one. | I licked the hallucinogenic one. |
123 | 00:04:33,577 | 00:04:36,295 | It really rocked my world. | It really rocked my world. |
124 | 00:04:36,319 | 00:04:38,863 | Why would you lick either of them? | Why would you lick either of them? |
125 | 00:04:38,887 | 00:04:41,300 | I'm not sure. Probably low blood sugar. | I'm not sure. Probably low blood sugar. |
126 | 00:04:41,324 | 00:04:42,867 | But the point is, | But the point is, |
127 | 00:04:42,891 | 00:04:45,478 | I also lost track of reality. | I also lost track of reality. |
128 | 00:04:45,502 | 00:04:47,132 | How did you handle it? | How did you handle it? |
129 | 00:04:47,156 | 00:04:49,221 | I saw a jaguar, | I saw a jaguar, |
130 | 00:04:49,245 | 00:04:53,138 | and I realized I didn't care if it was real or not. | and I realized I didn't care if it was real or not. |
131 | 00:04:53,162 | 00:04:56,054 | I just hauled my tushy out of there. | I just hauled my tushy out of there. |
132 | 00:04:56,078 | 00:04:57,969 | I appreciate the call. | I appreciate the call. |
133 | 00:04:57,993 | 00:04:59,449 | I'm giving you back to my meemaw now. | I'm giving you back to my meemaw now. |
134 | 00:04:59,473 | 00:05:01,126 | Bye! | Bye! |
135 | 00:05:04,565 | 00:05:05,542 | Hey, John, | Hey, John, |
136 | 00:05:05,566 | 00:05:07,370 | any luck? | any luck? |
137 | 00:05:07,394 | 00:05:10,242 | Not unless you have access to a jaguar. | Not unless you have access to a jaguar. |
138 | 00:05:10,266 | 00:05:11,809 | I don't think I do. | I don't think I do. |
139 | 00:05:11,833 | 00:05:14,855 | Really, any jungle cat will do. | Really, any jungle cat will do. |
140 | 00:05:14,879 | 00:05:16,379 | Hey, Tom. | Hey, Tom. |
141 | 00:05:16,403 | 00:05:17,728 | George. | George. |
142 | 00:05:17,752 | 00:05:19,251 | Sheldon's not here anymore. | Sheldon's not here anymore. |
143 | 00:05:19,275 | 00:05:20,905 | Thought it'd be a while before I got called back | Thought it'd be a while before I got called back |
144 | 00:05:20,929 | 00:05:22,472 | into the principal's office. | into the principal's office. |
145 | 00:05:22,496 | 00:05:24,561 | How's he doing? I miss that kid. | How's he doing? I miss that kid. |
146 | 00:05:24,585 | 00:05:27,259 | He took a philosophy class and won't get out of bed | He took a philosophy class and won't get out of bed |
147 | 00:05:27,283 | 00:05:29,285 | 'cause he doesn't know what's real anymore. | 'cause he doesn't know what's real anymore. |
148 | 00:05:30,286 | 00:05:31,698 | Anyway, | Anyway, |
149 | 00:05:31,722 | 00:05:33,309 | we need to talk about Georgie. | we need to talk about Georgie. |
150 | 00:05:33,333 | 00:05:35,398 | Should've seen that coming. | Should've seen that coming. |
151 | 00:05:35,422 | 00:05:37,051 | What's wrong? Well, | What's wrong? Well, |
152 | 00:05:37,075 | 00:05:38,749 | he's been cutting classes. | he's been cutting classes. |
153 | 00:05:38,773 | 00:05:39,750 | Already? | Already? |
154 | 00:05:39,774 | 00:05:41,099 | Semester's barely started. | Semester's barely started. |
155 | 00:05:41,123 | 00:05:42,622 | He's a go-getter. | He's a go-getter. |
156 | 00:05:44,561 | 00:05:46,041 | I'll talk to him.Thanks. | I'll talk to him.Thanks. |
157 | 00:05:48,260 | 00:05:50,195 | How's the team looking this year, George? | How's the team looking this year, George? |
158 | 00:05:50,219 | 00:05:52,850 | We just had one difficult conversation, Tom. | We just had one difficult conversation, Tom. |
159 | 00:05:52,874 | 00:05:54,895 | Let's not have another. | Let's not have another. |
160 | 00:05:54,919 | 00:05:57,071 | While my meemaw | While my meemaw |
161 | 00:05:57,095 | 00:05:59,726 | wasn't able to acquire a jungle cat, | wasn't able to acquire a jungle cat, |
162 | 00:05:59,750 | 00:06:03,687 | the idea of tormenting a child did tickle her Texan fancy. | the idea of tormenting a child did tickle her Texan fancy. |
163 | 00:06:03,711 | 00:06:06,342 | Sheldon. | Sheldon. |
164 | 00:06:08,063 | 00:06:11,042 | I have someone else who wants to talk to you. | I have someone else who wants to talk to you. |
165 | 00:06:11,066 | 00:06:12,522 | What are you doing with that filthy thing? | What are you doing with that filthy thing? |
166 | 00:06:12,546 | 00:06:13,871 | Why do you care? | Why do you care? |
167 | 00:06:13,895 | 00:06:15,960 | If nothing is real, | If nothing is real, |
168 | 00:06:15,984 | 00:06:17,527 | then neither is the chicken. | then neither is the chicken. |
169 | 00:06:19,857 | 00:06:21,835 | Good. | Good. |
170 | 00:06:21,859 | 00:06:24,055 | We're standing now. That's progress. | We're standing now. That's progress. |
171 | 00:06:24,079 | 00:06:25,361 | Get her out of here. | Get her out of here. |
172 | 00:06:25,385 | 00:06:27,363 | Well, I would, but | Well, I would, but |
173 | 00:06:27,387 | 00:06:29,147 | apparently, | apparently, |
174 | 00:06:29,171 | 00:06:32,368 | I can't know what "here" is. | I can't know what "here" is. |
175 | 00:06:32,392 | 00:06:33,847 | So maybe I could just | So maybe I could just |
176 | 00:06:33,871 | 00:06:35,022 | set her on your bed. | set her on your bed. |
177 | 00:06:35,046 | 00:06:36,676 | Okay! Okay. | Okay! Okay. |
178 | 00:06:36,700 | 00:06:37,590 | I'll get dressed. | I'll get dressed. |
179 | 00:06:37,614 | 00:06:39,050 | Make it snappy. | Make it snappy. |
180 | 00:06:40,312 | 00:06:42,987 | This still doesn't solve my existential crisis. | This still doesn't solve my existential crisis. |
181 | 00:06:43,011 | 00:06:44,597 | Say what? You want to hold her? | Say what? You want to hold her? |
182 | 00:06:44,621 | 00:06:46,207 | No. | No. |
183 | 00:06:46,231 | 00:06:47,774 | Less talk. | Less talk. |
184 | 00:06:47,798 | 00:06:49,191 | More pants. | More pants. |
185 | 00:06:59,157 | 00:07:00,483 | What's your first class? | What's your first class? |
186 | 00:07:00,507 | 00:07:03,355 | Solid-State Physics at 11:30. | Solid-State Physics at 11:30. |
187 | 00:07:03,379 | 00:07:05,357 | We'll make it just in time. | We'll make it just in time. |
188 | 00:07:05,381 | 00:07:07,315 | Although, does... And before you say. | Although, does... And before you say. |
189 | 00:07:07,339 | 00:07:10,057 | "Does time even exist?" it does. | "Does time even exist?" it does. |
190 | 00:07:10,081 | 00:07:12,233 | So stop wasting mine. | So stop wasting mine. |
191 | 00:07:15,913 | 00:07:17,761 | What's this philosophy teacher's name? | What's this philosophy teacher's name? |
192 | 00:07:17,785 | 00:07:19,806 | Professor Ericson. Why? | Professor Ericson. Why? |
193 | 00:07:19,830 | 00:07:21,634 | I might pop in and say hello. | I might pop in and say hello. |
194 | 00:07:21,658 | 00:07:23,462 | Be careful. | Be careful. |
195 | 00:07:23,486 | 00:07:25,943 | She may make you question your most deeply held values. | She may make you question your most deeply held values. |
196 | 00:07:25,967 | 00:07:27,945 | I'm a stubborn old crank. | I'm a stubborn old crank. |
197 | 00:07:27,969 | 00:07:29,903 | I'll do just fine. | I'll do just fine. |
198 | 00:07:29,927 | 00:07:32,210 | I'm a stubborn young crank, and it didn't help me. | I'm a stubborn young crank, and it didn't help me. |
199 | 00:07:35,759 | 00:07:36,934 | You wanted to see me? | You wanted to see me? |
200 | 00:07:38,196 | 00:07:39,696 | Sit down. | Sit down. |
201 | 00:07:39,720 | 00:07:42,176 | Is this gonna take long? I need to get to class. | Is this gonna take long? I need to get to class. |
202 | 00:07:42,200 | 00:07:44,004 | From what I hear, you don't care about that. | From what I hear, you don't care about that. |
203 | 00:07:44,028 | 00:07:45,073 | Now, sit. | Now, sit. |
204 | 00:07:50,557 | 00:07:51,969 | What the hell you doin'? | What the hell you doin'? |
205 | 00:07:51,993 | 00:07:54,406 | I cut a class. Who cares? | I cut a class. Who cares? |
206 | 00:07:54,430 | 00:07:57,061 | It was more than one, and I care. | It was more than one, and I care. |
207 | 00:07:57,085 | 00:07:59,542 | You start flunking out, you're gonna get kicked off the team. | You start flunking out, you're gonna get kicked off the team. |
208 | 00:07:59,566 | 00:08:00,978 | Fine. | Fine. |
209 | 00:08:01,002 | 00:08:03,197 | Now you don't care about football? | Now you don't care about football? |
210 | 00:08:03,221 | 00:08:04,440 | Not really. | Not really. |
211 | 00:08:05,833 | 00:08:07,245 | I don't know what's going on with you, | I don't know what's going on with you, |
212 | 00:08:07,269 | 00:08:08,899 | but you better get your head out of your ass. | but you better get your head out of your ass. |
213 | 00:08:08,923 | 00:08:10,553 | Football's a waste of time. | Football's a waste of time. |
214 | 00:08:10,577 | 00:08:12,380 | I have a job I could be at. | I have a job I could be at. |
215 | 00:08:12,404 | 00:08:14,804 | You made a commitment to the team and you're gonna honor it. | You made a commitment to the team and you're gonna honor it. |
216 | 00:08:16,800 | 00:08:18,715 | We done? | We done? |
217 | 00:08:20,935 | 00:08:22,153 | Just get back to class. | Just get back to class. |
218 | 00:08:24,634 | 00:08:26,482 | And I better see you at practice. | And I better see you at practice. |
219 | 00:08:26,506 | 00:08:28,899 | Well, I don't know if I can find it with my head up my ass. | Well, I don't know if I can find it with my head up my ass. |
220 | 00:08:30,771 | 00:08:31,922 | So, | So, |
221 | 00:08:31,946 | 00:08:34,054 | according to de Broglie, lambda equals "h" | according to de Broglie, lambda equals "h" |
222 | 00:08:34,078 | 00:08:35,210 | divided by "m" times what? | divided by "m" times what? |
223 | 00:08:36,385 | 00:08:37,144 | Sheldon. | Sheldon. |
224 | 00:08:37,168 | 00:08:38,668 | Is it velocity? | Is it velocity? |
225 | 00:08:38,692 | 00:08:39,886 | Yes. Now... | Yes. Now... |
226 | 00:08:39,910 | 00:08:41,366 | Or is it a velociraptor? | Or is it a velociraptor? |
227 | 00:08:41,390 | 00:08:42,541 | I'm sorry? | I'm sorry? |
228 | 00:08:42,565 | 00:08:44,543 | Perhaps lambda equals "h" divided | Perhaps lambda equals "h" divided |
229 | 00:08:44,567 | 00:08:46,371 | by "m" times a velociraptor. | by "m" times a velociraptor. |
230 | 00:08:46,395 | 00:08:48,852 | Or a velveteen rabbit. | Or a velveteen rabbit. |
231 | 00:08:48,876 | 00:08:50,114 | Ooh, or Velveeta. | Ooh, or Velveeta. |
232 | 00:08:50,138 | 00:08:51,768 | That's the cheese my mom puts on broccoli | That's the cheese my mom puts on broccoli |
233 | 00:08:51,792 | 00:08:53,141 | when she's being fancy. | when she's being fancy. |
234 | 00:08:54,403 | 00:08:56,381 | Is this from your philosophy class | Is this from your philosophy class |
235 | 00:08:56,405 | 00:08:58,731 | or perhaps that Ren & Stumpy I've heard about? | or perhaps that Ren & Stumpy I've heard about? |
236 | 00:08:58,755 | 00:08:59,930 | Philosophy. | Philosophy. |
237 | 00:09:01,192 | 00:09:03,257 | Mr. Cooper, do you really believe | Mr. Cooper, do you really believe |
238 | 00:09:03,281 | 00:09:06,173 | that de Broglie's equation contains Velveeta cheese? | that de Broglie's equation contains Velveeta cheese? |
239 | 00:09:06,197 | 00:09:08,611 | I don't know. Maybe hewas just trying to be fancy. | I don't know. Maybe hewas just trying to be fancy. |
240 | 00:09:08,635 | 00:09:10,656 | Hello. | Hello. |
241 | 00:09:10,680 | 00:09:12,223 | Can I help you? | Can I help you? |
242 | 00:09:12,247 | 00:09:13,877 | Hi. I'm Connie Tucker. | Hi. I'm Connie Tucker. |
243 | 00:09:13,901 | 00:09:15,966 | I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother. | I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother. |
244 | 00:09:15,990 | 00:09:18,621 | Nice to meet you. | Nice to meet you. |
245 | 00:09:18,645 | 00:09:20,971 | He is a remarkable young man. | He is a remarkable young man. |
246 | 00:09:20,995 | 00:09:24,627 | Yes, he is. He's also a very impressionable young man. | Yes, he is. He's also a very impressionable young man. |
247 | 00:09:24,651 | 00:09:27,543 | Kind of like a lump of clay with a bow tie. | Kind of like a lump of clay with a bow tie. |
248 | 00:09:27,567 | 00:09:30,807 | All I did was teach him about epistemology. | All I did was teach him about epistemology. |
249 | 00:09:30,831 | 00:09:32,417 | Whatever it is you're teaching him, | Whatever it is you're teaching him, |
250 | 00:09:32,441 | 00:09:35,594 | it has made him question everything. | it has made him question everything. |
251 | 00:09:35,618 | 00:09:36,900 | That's the goal. | That's the goal. |
252 | 00:09:36,924 | 00:09:38,945 | Lady, I had to threaten him with a chicken | Lady, I had to threaten him with a chicken |
253 | 00:09:38,969 | 00:09:41,121 | so he'd put his pants on. | so he'd put his pants on. |
254 | 00:09:41,145 | 00:09:43,080 | I don't know what's gotten into that kid. | I don't know what's gotten into that kid. |
255 | 00:09:43,104 | 00:09:45,473 | He's allowed to not want to play football. | He's allowed to not want to play football. |
256 | 00:09:45,497 | 00:09:48,651 | Can you for once in your life take my side, Wayne? | Can you for once in your life take my side, Wayne? |
257 | 00:09:48,675 | 00:09:50,783 | Not my fault you're never right. | Not my fault you're never right. |
258 | 00:09:50,807 | 00:09:53,569 | So you think it's okay he just quits? | So you think it's okay he just quits? |
259 | 00:09:53,593 | 00:09:55,113 | He doesn't get that much playing time. | He doesn't get that much playing time. |
260 | 00:09:56,291 | 00:09:58,835 | Well, in my family, we don't quit. | Well, in my family, we don't quit. |
261 | 00:09:58,859 | 00:10:01,838 | I don't know. You quit my book club pretty quick. | I don't know. You quit my book club pretty quick. |
262 | 00:10:01,862 | 00:10:04,101 | I'm talking about football! | I'm talking about football! |
263 | 00:10:04,125 | 00:10:05,668 | Why is it so important to you that he play? | Why is it so important to you that he play? |
264 | 00:10:05,692 | 00:10:07,887 | Are you sure you're a coach? | Are you sure you're a coach? |
265 | 00:10:07,911 | 00:10:12,544 | Team sports provides confidence, leadership, discipline. | Team sports provides confidence, leadership, discipline. |
266 | 00:10:12,568 | 00:10:13,980 | So does holding down a job, | So does holding down a job, |
267 | 00:10:14,004 | 00:10:15,179 | which he seems to shine at. | which he seems to shine at. |
268 | 00:10:16,441 | 00:10:18,681 | Let's just eat in silence. | Let's just eat in silence. |
269 | 00:10:18,705 | 00:10:20,532 | Fine. | Fine. |
270 | 00:10:23,971 | 00:10:26,210 | I still think you should have read The Color Purple. | I still think you should have read The Color Purple. |
271 | 00:10:26,234 | 00:10:27,583 | We were bawling. | We were bawling. |
272 | 00:10:29,498 | 00:10:31,694 | Although tasty, a brick of cheese is not a number. | Although tasty, a brick of cheese is not a number. |
273 | 00:10:31,718 | 00:10:34,174 | Why are we still talking about this? | Why are we still talking about this? |
274 | 00:10:34,198 | 00:10:35,741 | Maybe we're not talking at all. | Maybe we're not talking at all. |
275 | 00:10:35,765 | 00:10:37,854 | Okay, that's enough for today. | Okay, that's enough for today. |
276 | 00:10:39,116 | 00:10:40,877 | Not your best lecture. | Not your best lecture. |
277 | 00:10:40,901 | 00:10:42,966 | It's fairly normal for first-time | It's fairly normal for first-time |
278 | 00:10:42,990 | 00:10:45,577 | philosophy students to have their worldviews shaken. | philosophy students to have their worldviews shaken. |
279 | 00:10:45,601 | 00:10:47,100 | Do they snap out of it? | Do they snap out of it? |
280 | 00:10:47,124 | 00:10:49,102 | Well, you hope. | Well, you hope. |
281 | 00:10:49,126 | 00:10:52,192 | Professor Ericson, I insist... | Professor Ericson, I insist... |
282 | 00:10:52,216 | 00:10:54,717 | Hello, Connie. What a pleasant surprise. | Hello, Connie. What a pleasant surprise. |
283 | 00:10:54,741 | 00:10:56,066 | Hey. | Hey. |
284 | 00:10:56,090 | 00:10:57,328 | I'm sorry you're about to see me | I'm sorry you're about to see me |
285 | 00:10:57,352 | 00:10:58,721 | speak harshly to my colleague. | speak harshly to my colleague. |
286 | 00:10:58,745 | 00:11:00,723 | Have at it. Professor Ericson, | Have at it. Professor Ericson, |
287 | 00:11:00,747 | 00:11:02,376 | I insist that you speak to this young man | I insist that you speak to this young man |
288 | 00:11:02,400 | 00:11:04,465 | and explain to him that reality is real, | and explain to him that reality is real, |
289 | 00:11:04,489 | 00:11:06,816 | and it's possible to know things as fact. | and it's possible to know things as fact. |
290 | 00:11:06,840 | 00:11:09,166 | The class is called "Introduction to Philosophy." | The class is called "Introduction to Philosophy." |
291 | 00:11:09,190 | 00:11:10,471 | That's what I did. | That's what I did. |
292 | 00:11:10,495 | 00:11:12,430 | Well, un-introduce him. | Well, un-introduce him. |
293 | 00:11:12,454 | 00:11:14,127 | Yes, he's at this school 'cause of his brilliant | Yes, he's at this school 'cause of his brilliant |
294 | 00:11:14,151 | 00:11:15,955 | scientific mind, and he spent my last class | scientific mind, and he spent my last class |
295 | 00:11:15,979 | 00:11:17,870 | talking about processed cheese. | talking about processed cheese. |
296 | 00:11:17,894 | 00:11:19,132 | Sheldon, is that true? | Sheldon, is that true? |
297 | 00:11:19,156 | 00:11:20,481 | Nothing's true. | Nothing's true. |
298 | 00:11:20,505 | 00:11:22,812 | You see what you've done? You broke him. | You see what you've done? You broke him. |
299 | 00:11:24,988 | 00:11:26,424 | Hey. | Hey. |
300 | 00:11:28,775 | 00:11:31,057 | How come you didn't want to get out of bed this morning? | How come you didn't want to get out of bed this morning? |
301 | 00:11:31,081 | 00:11:34,234 | If I can't know what's real, what's the point? | If I can't know what's real, what's the point? |
302 | 00:11:34,258 | 00:11:36,323 | You have the right words. | You have the right words. |
303 | 00:11:36,347 | 00:11:39,413 | You're just saying them wrong. | You're just saying them wrong. |
304 | 00:11:39,437 | 00:11:42,112 | It's not, "What's the point?" | It's not, "What's the point?" |
305 | 00:11:42,136 | 00:11:44,070 | It's, "What's the point?" | It's, "What's the point?" |
306 | 00:11:44,094 | 00:11:46,420 | I don't understand. | I don't understand. |
307 | 00:11:46,444 | 00:11:49,554 | Asking these questions is exciting. | Asking these questions is exciting. |
308 | 00:11:49,578 | 00:11:51,774 | It's what gets me out of bed. | It's what gets me out of bed. |
309 | 00:11:51,798 | 00:11:54,646 | That's interesting. | That's interesting. |
310 | 00:11:54,670 | 00:11:56,256 | Richard Feynman did say | Richard Feynman did say |
311 | 00:11:56,280 | 00:11:57,867 | the greatest joy in life is the pleasure of | the greatest joy in life is the pleasure of |
312 | 00:11:57,891 | 00:11:59,433 | finding things out. | finding things out. |
313 | 00:11:59,457 | 00:12:01,914 | Feynman... he's the physics guy, right? | Feynman... he's the physics guy, right? |
314 | 00:12:01,938 | 00:12:04,332 | Yes. And your perfume is beguiling. | Yes. And your perfume is beguiling. |
315 | 00:12:05,768 | 00:12:07,920 | It's all making sense to me now. | It's all making sense to me now. |
316 | 00:12:07,944 | 00:12:09,052 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
317 | 00:12:09,076 | 00:12:11,184 | I am happy to help. | I am happy to help. |
318 | 00:12:11,208 | 00:12:13,056 | Dr. Linkletter, I'm dropping your class | Dr. Linkletter, I'm dropping your class |
319 | 00:12:13,080 | 00:12:14,840 | and switching my major to philosophy. | and switching my major to philosophy. |
320 | 00:12:14,864 | 00:12:16,561 | What? | What? |
321 | 00:12:23,917 | 00:12:25,721 | It's funny. This morning, I couldn't get out of bed, | It's funny. This morning, I couldn't get out of bed, |
322 | 00:12:25,745 | 00:12:28,419 | and now I stand before a whole new exciting field of study. | and now I stand before a whole new exciting field of study. |
323 | 00:12:28,443 | 00:12:31,727 | Well, maybe instead of making this big switch, | Well, maybe instead of making this big switch, |
324 | 00:12:31,751 | 00:12:33,729 | you could study both. | you could study both. |
325 | 00:12:33,753 | 00:12:36,688 | You could be physics-philosophy guy. | You could be physics-philosophy guy. |
326 | 00:12:36,712 | 00:12:38,603 | You sound like a logical positivist. | You sound like a logical positivist. |
327 | 00:12:38,627 | 00:12:40,387 | That's a branch of philosophy that maintains | That's a branch of philosophy that maintains |
328 | 00:12:40,411 | 00:12:42,999 | the best way to philosophize is through science. | the best way to philosophize is through science. |
329 | 00:12:43,023 | 00:12:45,741 | Well, there you go. Do that. | Well, there you go. Do that. |
330 | 00:12:45,765 | 00:12:48,047 | It may be too early to specialize. | It may be too early to specialize. |
331 | 00:12:48,071 | 00:12:50,571 | I've only been a philosopher for 15 minutes. | I've only been a philosopher for 15 minutes. |
332 | 00:12:50,595 | 00:12:54,314 | Did you notice Dr. Linkletter didn't look too thrilled | Did you notice Dr. Linkletter didn't look too thrilled |
333 | 00:12:54,338 | 00:12:56,099 | about you leaving science? | about you leaving science? |
334 | 00:12:56,123 | 00:12:57,665 | He never looks thrilled about anything. | He never looks thrilled about anything. |
335 | 00:12:57,689 | 00:13:00,146 | I think that's just his face. | I think that's just his face. |
336 | 00:13:00,170 | 00:13:03,236 | That's the face. | That's the face. |
337 | 00:13:07,525 | 00:13:09,373 | Why the hell weren't you at practice? | Why the hell weren't you at practice? |
338 | 00:13:09,397 | 00:13:10,853 | Can't talk right now. I'm working. | Can't talk right now. I'm working. |
339 | 00:13:10,877 | 00:13:12,748 | Well, you're gonna talk about it. | Well, you're gonna talk about it. |
340 | 00:13:13,967 | 00:13:15,858 | What do you want from me? | What do you want from me? |
341 | 00:13:15,882 | 00:13:17,816 | I don't want to play football. I want to work. | I don't want to play football. I want to work. |
342 | 00:13:17,840 | 00:13:19,992 | You have your whole life to hold down a job. | You have your whole life to hold down a job. |
343 | 00:13:20,016 | 00:13:21,428 | Hey, | Hey, |
344 | 00:13:21,452 | 00:13:22,778 | I like my job. | I like my job. |
345 | 00:13:22,802 | 00:13:24,455 | It's not my problem you hate yours. | It's not my problem you hate yours. |
346 | 00:13:30,461 | 00:13:32,744 | Do whatever you want. | Do whatever you want. |
347 | 00:13:32,768 | 00:13:34,877 | To figure out | To figure out |
348 | 00:13:34,901 | 00:13:36,879 | which school of philosophy suited me best, | which school of philosophy suited me best, |
349 | 00:13:36,903 | 00:13:39,490 | I decided to sample each one. | I decided to sample each one. |
350 | 00:13:39,514 | 00:13:42,275 | The same way I determined my favorite flavor of oatmeal... | The same way I determined my favorite flavor of oatmeal... |
351 | 00:13:42,299 | 00:13:44,388 | Plain. | Plain. |
352 | 00:13:47,522 | 00:13:49,195 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
353 | 00:13:49,219 | 00:13:51,197 | I'm practicing the philosophy of cynicism... | I'm practicing the philosophy of cynicism... |
354 | 00:13:51,221 | 00:13:52,590 | The ancient Greek view | The ancient Greek view |
355 | 00:13:52,614 | 00:13:54,940 | that the rules of society should be ignored. | that the rules of society should be ignored. |
356 | 00:13:54,964 | 00:13:57,116 | If you're gonna break rules, you can do better than that. | If you're gonna break rules, you can do better than that. |
357 | 00:13:57,140 | 00:13:59,118 | How? | How? |
358 | 00:14:00,927 | 00:14:02,513 | Renaissance humanism is | Renaissance humanism is |
359 | 00:14:02,537 | 00:14:05,603 | finding meaning in the human form through art. | finding meaning in the human form through art. |
360 | 00:14:05,627 | 00:14:08,432 | Can I move? No. | Can I move? No. |
361 | 00:14:08,456 | 00:14:09,912 | But my butt itches. | But my butt itches. |
362 | 00:14:09,936 | 00:14:11,328 | Scratch it on your own time. | Scratch it on your own time. |
363 | 00:14:14,984 | 00:14:16,440 | Nihilists believe | Nihilists believe |
364 | 00:14:16,464 | 00:14:17,833 | that there's no point to anything, | that there's no point to anything, |
365 | 00:14:17,857 | 00:14:19,486 | because it all ends in nothingness. | because it all ends in nothingness. |
366 | 00:14:19,510 | 00:14:21,880 | Mind if I put on MTV? | Mind if I put on MTV? |
367 | 00:14:21,904 | 00:14:23,534 | Doesn't matter. We're all gonna die anyway. | Doesn't matter. We're all gonna die anyway. |
368 | 00:14:23,558 | 00:14:25,928 | Deep thought, dingus. | Deep thought, dingus. |
369 | 00:14:25,952 | 00:14:28,191 | Traditionalism is the philosophy | Traditionalism is the philosophy |
370 | 00:14:28,215 | 00:14:30,497 | that the best way of life is a return to the past. | that the best way of life is a return to the past. |
371 | 00:14:30,521 | 00:14:32,369 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
372 | 00:14:32,393 | 00:14:35,981 | Making my own butter, like in olden times. | Making my own butter, like in olden times. |
373 | 00:14:36,005 | 00:14:37,093 | That's stupid. | That's stupid. |
374 | 00:14:38,442 | 00:14:41,334 | My arms are still sore. | My arms are still sore. |
375 | 00:14:41,358 | 00:14:43,510 | Altruism is the belief that we should live | Altruism is the belief that we should live |
376 | 00:14:43,534 | 00:14:46,035 | only by bringing happiness to others. | only by bringing happiness to others. |
377 | 00:14:46,059 | 00:14:47,123 | These are for you. | These are for you. |
378 | 00:14:47,147 | 00:14:48,428 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
379 | 00:14:48,452 | 00:14:49,821 | What the hell?! | What the hell?! |
380 | 00:14:49,845 | 00:14:51,736 | Egoism is the belief | Egoism is the belief |
381 | 00:14:51,760 | 00:14:54,391 | that we should live only by bringing happiness to ourselves. | that we should live only by bringing happiness to ourselves. |
382 | 00:14:54,415 | 00:14:56,872 | These are pretty good. | These are pretty good. |
383 | 00:14:56,896 | 00:14:58,699 | Transcendentalists were | Transcendentalists were |
384 | 00:14:58,723 | 00:15:01,354 | philosophers who believed that our deepest connection | philosophers who believed that our deepest connection |
385 | 00:15:01,378 | 00:15:03,226 | is with nature. | is with nature. |
386 | 00:15:11,432 | 00:15:13,695 | I'm beautiful. | I'm beautiful. |
387 | 00:15:15,697 | 00:15:17,066 | And then Georgie accuses me | And then Georgie accuses me |
388 | 00:15:17,090 | 00:15:18,937 | of hating my job. | of hating my job. |
389 | 00:15:18,961 | 00:15:21,940 | Is this where I thought I'd end up? No. | Is this where I thought I'd end up? No. |
390 | 00:15:21,964 | 00:15:23,768 | Is this where you thought you'd end up? | Is this where you thought you'd end up? |
391 | 00:15:23,792 | 00:15:25,770 | I thought I'd be working at my father's funeral home | I thought I'd be working at my father's funeral home |
392 | 00:15:25,794 | 00:15:27,641 | sewing people's eyes shut. | sewing people's eyes shut. |
393 | 00:15:27,665 | 00:15:29,252 | My life turned out great. | My life turned out great. |
394 | 00:15:29,276 | 00:15:31,123 | Well, good for you. | Well, good for you. |
395 | 00:15:32,409 | 00:15:34,934 | The worst part is, I think Georgie's right. | The worst part is, I think Georgie's right. |
396 | 00:15:36,370 | 00:15:38,087 | You're not happy at work? | You're not happy at work? |
397 | 00:15:38,111 | 00:15:39,871 | I can see if my dad's hiring. | I can see if my dad's hiring. |
398 | 00:15:39,895 | 00:15:41,351 | How are your sewing skills? | How are your sewing skills? |
399 | 00:15:41,375 | 00:15:44,180 | It's not work. | It's not work. |
400 | 00:15:46,032 | 00:15:47,947 | Honestly, I don't know if I'm happy anywhere. | Honestly, I don't know if I'm happy anywhere. |
401 | 00:15:51,037 | 00:15:54,146 | When I asked y'all to hang for a drink, | When I asked y'all to hang for a drink, |
402 | 00:15:54,170 | 00:15:56,366 | I didn't know you were gonna be such a bummer. | I didn't know you were gonna be such a bummer. |
403 | 00:15:59,393 | 00:16:02,154 | Geez Louise. | Geez Louise. |
404 | 00:16:13,668 | 00:16:15,341 | Dr. Linkletter? Sheldon. | Dr. Linkletter? Sheldon. |
405 | 00:16:15,365 | 00:16:16,952 | Good to see you. | Good to see you. |
406 | 00:16:16,976 | 00:16:18,736 | Come on in. I don't suppose | Come on in. I don't suppose |
407 | 00:16:18,760 | 00:16:20,738 | you're here to discuss physics, are you? | you're here to discuss physics, are you? |
408 | 00:16:20,762 | 00:16:21,739 | As a matter of fact, I am. | As a matter of fact, I am. |
409 | 00:16:21,763 | 00:16:22,958 | Excellent. | Excellent. |
410 | 00:16:22,982 | 00:16:24,350 | I'm here to drop your class. | I'm here to drop your class. |
411 | 00:16:24,374 | 00:16:25,743 | I just need you to sign this. | I just need you to sign this. |
412 | 00:16:25,767 | 00:16:28,267 | Have a seat. | Have a seat. |
413 | 00:16:28,291 | 00:16:30,530 | Sheldon, | Sheldon, |
414 | 00:16:30,554 | 00:16:32,141 | I don't know if you thought this through, | I don't know if you thought this through, |
415 | 00:16:32,165 | 00:16:34,012 | but you're here on a physics scholarship, | but you're here on a physics scholarship, |
416 | 00:16:34,036 | 00:16:37,146 | and switching to philosophy may not be well-received. | and switching to philosophy may not be well-received. |
417 | 00:16:37,170 | 00:16:38,669 | Ordinarily, I'd be concerned, | Ordinarily, I'd be concerned, |
418 | 00:16:38,693 | 00:16:39,931 | but I'm currently embracing hedonism. | but I'm currently embracing hedonism. |
419 | 00:16:39,955 | 00:16:41,106 | Sheldon, | Sheldon, |
420 | 00:16:41,130 | 00:16:42,673 | I've been made responsible for you, | I've been made responsible for you, |
421 | 00:16:42,697 | 00:16:44,457 | and so far, it's not going very well. | and so far, it's not going very well. |
422 | 00:16:44,481 | 00:16:45,893 | You were admitted to this university | You were admitted to this university |
423 | 00:16:45,917 | 00:16:47,417 | for your scientific acumen. | for your scientific acumen. |
424 | 00:16:47,441 | 00:16:50,333 | And changing majors could have serious repercussions. | And changing majors could have serious repercussions. |
425 | 00:16:50,357 | 00:16:51,725 | Son, | Son, |
426 | 00:16:51,749 | 00:16:53,336 | please try to understand. | please try to understand. |
427 | 00:16:53,360 | 00:16:55,077 | If you abandon physics for philosophy, | If you abandon physics for philosophy, |
428 | 00:16:55,101 | 00:16:57,253 | you're gonna be missing out on the opportunity | you're gonna be missing out on the opportunity |
429 | 00:16:57,277 | 00:16:58,957 | to be part of something great. Possibly... | to be part of something great. Possibly... |
430 | 00:17:00,323 | 00:17:02,084 | As Dr. Linkletter prattled on, | As Dr. Linkletter prattled on, |
431 | 00:17:02,108 | 00:17:03,563 | I couldn't help but notice | I couldn't help but notice |
432 | 00:17:03,587 | 00:17:06,175 | the beauty of that ephemeral bubble. | the beauty of that ephemeral bubble. |
433 | 00:17:06,199 | 00:17:09,308 | I wondered if perhaps we're all just bubbles, | I wondered if perhaps we're all just bubbles, |
434 | 00:17:09,332 | 00:17:12,181 | being buffeted through life on a stream of currents. | being buffeted through life on a stream of currents. |
435 | 00:17:14,076 | 00:17:16,402 | Look at it. The local minimization achieves | Look at it. The local minimization achieves |
436 | 00:17:16,426 | 00:17:19,579 | a global maximization, and it's nearly perfect. | a global maximization, and it's nearly perfect. |
437 | 00:17:19,603 | 00:17:21,451 | I wondered if this was the key | I wondered if this was the key |
438 | 00:17:21,475 | 00:17:23,714 | to the smoothness of matter in the universe. | to the smoothness of matter in the universe. |
439 | 00:17:23,738 | 00:17:27,631 | The cosmic web of stars and galaxies could hold it together | The cosmic web of stars and galaxies could hold it together |
440 | 00:17:27,655 | 00:17:30,068 | like the web of polymers in soap! | like the web of polymers in soap! |
441 | 00:17:30,092 | 00:17:31,809 | This could be a whole new area of research. | This could be a whole new area of research. |
442 | 00:17:31,833 | 00:17:33,811 | Changing majors | Changing majors |
443 | 00:17:33,835 | 00:17:36,031 | would be a huge mistake, but if this is what | would be a huge mistake, but if this is what |
444 | 00:17:36,055 | 00:17:39,101 | you really want, here you go. | you really want, here you go. |
445 | 00:17:41,669 | 00:17:43,951 | Sheldon? What? | Sheldon? What? |
446 | 00:17:43,975 | 00:17:46,389 | Here you go. Good luck with philosophy. | Here you go. Good luck with philosophy. |
447 | 00:17:46,413 | 00:17:49,261 | I'm back on science now. I have work to do. | I'm back on science now. I have work to do. |
448 | 00:17:58,686 | 00:18:01,665 | Captioning sponsored by CBS. | Captioning sponsored by CBS. |
449 | 00:18:04,779 | 00:18:08,019 | And TOYOTA. | And TOYOTA. |
450 | 00:18:08,043 | 00:18:12,043 | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |