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1 | 00:00:02,818 | 00:00:04,673 | Previously, on "Young Sheldon"... | Previously, on "Young Sheldon"... |
2 | 00:00:04,758 | 00:00:05,847 | Hello, Mrs. Cooper. | Hello, Mrs. Cooper. |
3 | 00:00:05,931 | 00:00:07,105 | I just wanted to let you know, | I just wanted to let you know, |
4 | 00:00:07,189 | 00:00:08,487 | with Dr. Sturgis away, | with Dr. Sturgis away, |
5 | 00:00:08,572 | 00:00:11,012 | I'll be available should Sheldon need anything. | I'll be available should Sheldon need anything. |
6 | 00:00:11,143 | 00:00:12,424 | Now, I'm not terribly | Now, I'm not terribly |
7 | 00:00:12,509 | 00:00:13,854 | experienced around children. | experienced around children. |
8 | 00:00:13,939 | 00:00:15,323 | If he needs to use the restroom, | If he needs to use the restroom, |
9 | 00:00:15,408 | 00:00:17,384 | I don't have to go in with him, do I? | I don't have to go in with him, do I? |
10 | 00:00:18,081 | 00:00:19,675 | I don't need you to babysit me. | I don't need you to babysit me. |
11 | 00:00:19,760 | 00:00:21,430 | I'm perfectly self-reliant. | I'm perfectly self-reliant. |
12 | 00:00:21,515 | 00:00:22,741 | Then it's good I kept the receipt | Then it's good I kept the receipt |
13 | 00:00:22,825 | 00:00:25,296 | for this bottle of bubbles shaped like a bear. | for this bottle of bubbles shaped like a bear. |
14 | 00:00:25,828 | 00:00:28,094 | Welcome to the world of philosophy. | Welcome to the world of philosophy. |
15 | 00:00:28,178 | 00:00:29,617 | I'm going to teach you | I'm going to teach you |
16 | 00:00:29,701 | 00:00:32,234 | that you don't even know what you think you know. | that you don't even know what you think you know. |
17 | 00:00:32,812 | 00:00:34,100 | Oh, boy. | Oh, boy. |
18 | 00:00:34,343 | 00:00:36,476 | I'm not going to school. Why not? | I'm not going to school. Why not? |
19 | 00:00:36,561 | 00:00:38,367 | Because I don't know what's real. | Because I don't know what's real. |
20 | 00:00:39,232 | 00:00:40,882 | Nothing matters. | Nothing matters. |
21 | 00:00:41,533 | 00:00:42,992 | George?! | George?! |
22 | 00:00:47,197 | 00:00:48,332 | All right, | All right, |
23 | 00:00:48,416 | 00:00:49,420 | what's the problem here? | what's the problem here? |
24 | 00:00:49,504 | 00:00:50,945 | I don't know what's real. | I don't know what's real. |
25 | 00:00:51,030 | 00:00:53,041 | That's a fun thing to think about on the way to school. | That's a fun thing to think about on the way to school. |
26 | 00:00:53,125 | 00:00:54,391 | Get up and get dressed. | Get up and get dressed. |
27 | 00:00:54,476 | 00:00:55,861 | Maybe I'm already dressed. | Maybe I'm already dressed. |
28 | 00:00:55,945 | 00:00:58,773 | Maybe I'm wearing a zoot suit and spats. | Maybe I'm wearing a zoot suit and spats. |
29 | 00:00:59,116 | 00:01:01,570 | That's a shoe covering that's short for "spatterdasher." | That's a shoe covering that's short for "spatterdasher." |
30 | 00:01:01,699 | 00:01:02,790 | Or is it? | Or is it? |
31 | 00:01:02,875 | 00:01:04,217 | There's no way to know. | There's no way to know. |
32 | 00:01:04,301 | 00:01:06,088 | Here's what I know: I don't have time for this nonsense. | Here's what I know: I don't have time for this nonsense. |
33 | 00:01:06,172 | 00:01:07,481 | What is time? | What is time? |
34 | 00:01:07,565 | 00:01:08,711 | What is sense? | What is sense? |
35 | 00:01:08,796 | 00:01:10,273 | What is "is"? | What is "is"? |
36 | 00:01:10,358 | 00:01:11,617 | Sheldon, I mean it. | Sheldon, I mean it. |
37 | 00:01:11,702 | 00:01:14,012 | I remember when things meant things. | I remember when things meant things. |
38 | 00:01:14,311 | 00:01:16,229 | All right, I'm gonna count to three. One... | All right, I'm gonna count to three. One... |
39 | 00:01:16,313 | 00:01:18,836 | Believing in numbers... That takes me back. | Believing in numbers... That takes me back. |
40 | 00:01:18,949 | 00:01:20,891 | - Two... - To be or not to be. | - Two... - To be or not to be. |
41 | 00:01:20,976 | 00:01:22,495 | Shakespeare was onto something. | Shakespeare was onto something. |
42 | 00:01:22,580 | 00:01:24,328 | It's your last chance. | It's your last chance. |
43 | 00:01:24,804 | 00:01:26,424 | Have you ever wondered if you're the tongue | Have you ever wondered if you're the tongue |
44 | 00:01:26,509 | 00:01:28,694 | of a multidimensional being trying to taste something | of a multidimensional being trying to taste something |
45 | 00:01:28,787 | 00:01:30,656 | you can never even understand? | you can never even understand? |
46 | 00:01:31,286 | 00:01:32,809 | I have. | I have. |
47 | 00:01:37,082 | 00:01:38,632 | I talked to him. | I talked to him. |
48 | 00:01:39,632 | 00:01:41,036 | Where is your mother? | Where is your mother? |
49 | 00:01:41,120 | 00:01:42,468 | She had to leave for work. | She had to leave for work. |
50 | 00:01:42,625 | 00:01:43,822 | I have to work, too. | I have to work, too. |
51 | 00:01:43,906 | 00:01:45,911 | You also get to take me to school. | You also get to take me to school. |
52 | 00:01:45,995 | 00:01:47,652 | What am I supposed to do about your brother? | What am I supposed to do about your brother? |
53 | 00:01:47,736 | 00:01:48,914 | Call me old-fashioned, | Call me old-fashioned, |
54 | 00:01:48,998 | 00:01:50,350 | but I say spank him. | but I say spank him. |
55 | 00:01:50,778 | 00:01:52,301 | Your mom won't let me. | Your mom won't let me. |
56 | 00:01:53,218 | 00:01:56,133 | ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ | ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ |
57 | 00:01:56,218 | 00:01:58,953 | ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain | ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain |
58 | 00:01:59,038 | 00:02:01,434 | ♪ I bet I could be your hero | ♪ I bet I could be your hero |
59 | 00:02:01,519 | 00:02:04,407 | ♪ I am a mighty little man | ♪ I am a mighty little man |
60 | 00:02:04,492 | 00:02:06,857 | ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ *YOUNG SHELDON* | ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ *YOUNG SHELDON* |
61 | 00:02:06,942 | 00:02:08,583 | Season 04 Episode 08 Aired on: February 18, 2021 | Season 04 Episode 08 Aired on: February 18, 2021 |
62 | 00:02:08,675 | 00:02:10,396 | Episode Title: "An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles" | Episode Title: "An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles" |
63 | 00:02:11,499 | 00:02:13,460 | Okay, I'm here. | Okay, I'm here. |
64 | 00:02:13,545 | 00:02:15,286 | What's up? | What's up? |
65 | 00:02:15,371 | 00:02:17,273 | Sheldon won't get out of bed, and I'm gonna be late for work. | Sheldon won't get out of bed, and I'm gonna be late for work. |
66 | 00:02:17,357 | 00:02:18,498 | He's gonna be late for school. | He's gonna be late for school. |
67 | 00:02:18,582 | 00:02:20,718 | So you want me to get him up and drive him? | So you want me to get him up and drive him? |
68 | 00:02:20,856 | 00:02:21,888 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
69 | 00:02:21,973 | 00:02:23,078 | I like it better | I like it better |
70 | 00:02:23,162 | 00:02:25,426 | when I just come eat your food and leave. | when I just come eat your food and leave. |
71 | 00:02:26,818 | 00:02:28,147 | Hey, Moon Pie. | Hey, Moon Pie. |
72 | 00:02:28,232 | 00:02:29,781 | What's going on here? | What's going on here? |
73 | 00:02:29,865 | 00:02:31,217 | That's an excellent question. | That's an excellent question. |
74 | 00:02:31,301 | 00:02:32,784 | Too bad there's no answer. | Too bad there's no answer. |
75 | 00:02:32,868 | 00:02:34,394 | Well, you need to get out of bed. | Well, you need to get out of bed. |
76 | 00:02:34,478 | 00:02:36,224 | I don't need to do anything. | I don't need to do anything. |
77 | 00:02:36,393 | 00:02:37,789 | Okay, I'm gonna count to three. | Okay, I'm gonna count to three. |
78 | 00:02:37,873 | 00:02:39,591 | Dad already counted to three. | Dad already counted to three. |
79 | 00:02:39,676 | 00:02:40,935 | Oh. | Oh. |
80 | 00:02:41,746 | 00:02:43,185 | Did he try the Texas thing? | Did he try the Texas thing? |
81 | 00:02:43,269 | 00:02:44,273 | No. | No. |
82 | 00:02:44,357 | 00:02:45,888 | In that case, | In that case, |
83 | 00:02:46,255 | 00:02:47,320 | look at you, | look at you, |
84 | 00:02:47,404 | 00:02:48,490 | lyin' there. | lyin' there. |
85 | 00:02:48,575 | 00:02:50,201 | When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, | When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, |
86 | 00:02:50,286 | 00:02:51,943 | he gets right back on. | he gets right back on. |
87 | 00:02:52,028 | 00:02:53,717 | That is the second most important thing | That is the second most important thing |
88 | 00:02:53,802 | 00:02:55,458 | about bein' a Texan, | about bein' a Texan, |
89 | 00:02:55,543 | 00:02:58,826 | right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else. | right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else. |
90 | 00:03:00,034 | 00:03:01,991 | Maybe the horse gets back on the Texan. | Maybe the horse gets back on the Texan. |
91 | 00:03:02,076 | 00:03:03,120 | Who's to say? | Who's to say? |
92 | 00:03:04,586 | 00:03:06,243 | I don't know what that means. | I don't know what that means. |
93 | 00:03:06,327 | 00:03:08,279 | That's because you can't know anything. | That's because you can't know anything. |
94 | 00:03:10,150 | 00:03:11,904 | If you need to stare at the ceiling | If you need to stare at the ceiling |
95 | 00:03:11,989 | 00:03:13,908 | and contemplate the futility of existence, | and contemplate the futility of existence, |
96 | 00:03:13,993 | 00:03:16,022 | Missy's bed is available. | Missy's bed is available. |
97 | 00:03:18,748 | 00:03:19,786 | Amazing. | Amazing. |
98 | 00:03:19,871 | 00:03:21,180 | What is? | What is? |
99 | 00:03:21,264 | 00:03:23,878 | I've been using this same pen for seven months, | I've been using this same pen for seven months, |
100 | 00:03:23,962 | 00:03:25,402 | and it's still going. | and it's still going. |
101 | 00:03:25,486 | 00:03:27,146 | That's your bar for amazing? | That's your bar for amazing? |
102 | 00:03:27,231 | 00:03:28,794 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
103 | 00:03:29,009 | 00:03:30,275 | Sad. | Sad. |
104 | 00:03:30,360 | 00:03:31,818 | It's the same pen. | It's the same pen. |
105 | 00:03:31,918 | 00:03:34,302 | It is too early in the morning for you. | It is too early in the morning for you. |
106 | 00:03:35,670 | 00:03:36,997 | Hello. | Hello. |
107 | 00:03:37,454 | 00:03:39,443 | Yeah. I'll be down in a bit. | Yeah. I'll be down in a bit. |
108 | 00:03:41,724 | 00:03:43,083 | Where ya headed? | Where ya headed? |
109 | 00:03:43,169 | 00:03:44,595 | Principal's office. | Principal's office. |
110 | 00:03:44,679 | 00:03:46,814 | Ooh, you're in trouble... | Ooh, you're in trouble... |
111 | 00:03:46,898 | 00:03:47,943 | You're a child. | You're a child. |
112 | 00:03:48,028 | 00:03:50,422 | I'd rather be a child than in trouble. | I'd rather be a child than in trouble. |
113 | 00:03:51,941 | 00:03:53,247 | Shelly, | Shelly, |
114 | 00:03:53,332 | 00:03:55,724 | Dr. Sturgis is on the line for you. | Dr. Sturgis is on the line for you. |
115 | 00:03:55,927 | 00:03:57,521 | Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, | Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, |
116 | 00:03:57,637 | 00:03:58,998 | but very well. | but very well. |
117 | 00:03:59,083 | 00:04:00,751 | - Hello? - Hi, Sheldon. | - Hello? - Hi, Sheldon. |
118 | 00:04:00,836 | 00:04:04,234 | I hear you're going through some sort of existential crisis. | I hear you're going through some sort of existential crisis. |
119 | 00:04:04,419 | 00:04:05,888 | I suppose so. | I suppose so. |
120 | 00:04:05,973 | 00:04:08,326 | I just don't know if we can tell what's real or not. | I just don't know if we can tell what's real or not. |
121 | 00:04:08,483 | 00:04:10,091 | And if nothing's real, I don't know | And if nothing's real, I don't know |
122 | 00:04:10,176 | 00:04:12,599 | what to think or if I'm even thinking at all. | what to think or if I'm even thinking at all. |
123 | 00:04:12,785 | 00:04:15,349 | I went through something similar once. | I went through something similar once. |
124 | 00:04:15,675 | 00:04:17,463 | Really? What happened? | Really? What happened? |
125 | 00:04:17,624 | 00:04:20,357 | I was trekking through the Amazon, | I was trekking through the Amazon, |
126 | 00:04:20,442 | 00:04:22,578 | and I saw two frogs, | and I saw two frogs, |
127 | 00:04:22,764 | 00:04:24,899 | one hallucinogenic | one hallucinogenic |
128 | 00:04:25,023 | 00:04:26,513 | and the other not. | and the other not. |
129 | 00:04:26,609 | 00:04:30,553 | I tried to lick the normal one, | I tried to lick the normal one, |
130 | 00:04:30,638 | 00:04:31,946 | and, by mistake, | and, by mistake, |
131 | 00:04:32,030 | 00:04:34,435 | I licked the hallucinogenic one. | I licked the hallucinogenic one. |
132 | 00:04:34,717 | 00:04:37,279 | It really rocked my world. | It really rocked my world. |
133 | 00:04:37,364 | 00:04:39,615 | Why would you lick either of them? | Why would you lick either of them? |
134 | 00:04:39,793 | 00:04:42,521 | I'm not sure. Probably low blood sugar. | I'm not sure. Probably low blood sugar. |
135 | 00:04:42,606 | 00:04:43,930 | But the point is, | But the point is, |
136 | 00:04:44,015 | 00:04:46,542 | I also lost track of reality. | I also lost track of reality. |
137 | 00:04:46,627 | 00:04:47,977 | How did you handle it? | How did you handle it? |
138 | 00:04:48,062 | 00:04:50,067 | I saw a jaguar, | I saw a jaguar, |
139 | 00:04:50,152 | 00:04:54,359 | and I realized I didn't care if it was real or not. | and I realized I didn't care if it was real or not. |
140 | 00:04:54,444 | 00:04:57,531 | I just hauled my tushy out of there. | I just hauled my tushy out of there. |
141 | 00:04:57,632 | 00:04:58,914 | I appreciate the call. | I appreciate the call. |
142 | 00:04:58,999 | 00:05:00,852 | I'm giving you back to my meemaw now. | I'm giving you back to my meemaw now. |
143 | 00:05:01,211 | 00:05:02,408 | Bye! | Bye! |
144 | 00:05:05,665 | 00:05:06,984 | Hey, John, | Hey, John, |
145 | 00:05:07,069 | 00:05:08,286 | any luck? | any luck? |
146 | 00:05:08,441 | 00:05:11,229 | Not unless you have access to a jaguar. | Not unless you have access to a jaguar. |
147 | 00:05:11,314 | 00:05:12,797 | I don't think I do. | I don't think I do. |
148 | 00:05:13,044 | 00:05:15,578 | Really, any jungle cat will do. | Really, any jungle cat will do. |
149 | 00:05:15,841 | 00:05:17,281 | Hey, Tom. | Hey, Tom. |
150 | 00:05:17,567 | 00:05:18,832 | George. | George. |
151 | 00:05:18,932 | 00:05:20,085 | Sheldon's not here anymore. | Sheldon's not here anymore. |
152 | 00:05:20,170 | 00:05:21,586 | Thought it'd be a while before I got called back | Thought it'd be a while before I got called back |
153 | 00:05:21,671 | 00:05:23,151 | into the principal's office. | into the principal's office. |
154 | 00:05:23,432 | 00:05:25,437 | How's he doing? I miss that kid. | How's he doing? I miss that kid. |
155 | 00:05:25,684 | 00:05:28,052 | He took a philosophy class and won't get out of bed | He took a philosophy class and won't get out of bed |
156 | 00:05:28,137 | 00:05:30,139 | 'cause he doesn't know what's real anymore. | 'cause he doesn't know what's real anymore. |
157 | 00:05:31,153 | 00:05:32,505 | Anyway, uh, | Anyway, uh, |
158 | 00:05:32,769 | 00:05:34,296 | we need to talk about Georgie. | we need to talk about Georgie. |
159 | 00:05:34,709 | 00:05:36,232 | Should've seen that coming. | Should've seen that coming. |
160 | 00:05:36,492 | 00:05:37,900 | - What's wrong? - Well, | - What's wrong? - Well, |
161 | 00:05:37,985 | 00:05:39,664 | he's been cutting classes. | he's been cutting classes. |
162 | 00:05:39,749 | 00:05:40,666 | Already? | Already? |
163 | 00:05:40,751 | 00:05:42,016 | Semester's barely started. | Semester's barely started. |
164 | 00:05:42,272 | 00:05:43,531 | He's a go-getter. | He's a go-getter. |
165 | 00:05:43,624 | 00:05:44,836 | Mm. | Mm. |
166 | 00:05:45,210 | 00:05:47,180 | I'll talk to him.Thanks. | I'll talk to him.Thanks. |
167 | 00:05:49,220 | 00:05:51,095 | How's the team looking this year, George? | How's the team looking this year, George? |
168 | 00:05:51,180 | 00:05:54,196 | We just had one difficult conversation, Tom. | We just had one difficult conversation, Tom. |
169 | 00:05:54,281 | 00:05:56,008 | Let's not have another. | Let's not have another. |
170 | 00:05:56,093 | 00:05:57,991 | - Smart. - While my meemaw | - Smart. - While my meemaw |
171 | 00:05:58,076 | 00:06:00,647 | wasn't able to acquire a jungle cat, | wasn't able to acquire a jungle cat, |
172 | 00:06:00,732 | 00:06:04,609 | the idea of tormenting a child did tickle her Texan fancy. | the idea of tormenting a child did tickle her Texan fancy. |
173 | 00:06:04,694 | 00:06:07,265 | Sheldon. | Sheldon. |
174 | 00:06:09,345 | 00:06:12,264 | I have someone else who wants to talk to you. | I have someone else who wants to talk to you. |
175 | 00:06:12,380 | 00:06:13,875 | What are you doing with that filthy thing? | What are you doing with that filthy thing? |
176 | 00:06:13,960 | 00:06:15,592 | Why do you care? | Why do you care? |
177 | 00:06:15,677 | 00:06:17,070 | If nothing is real, | If nothing is real, |
178 | 00:06:17,231 | 00:06:19,204 | then neither is the chicken. | then neither is the chicken. |
179 | 00:06:21,735 | 00:06:23,274 | Oh. Good. | Oh. Good. |
180 | 00:06:23,359 | 00:06:25,500 | We're standing now. That's progress. | We're standing now. That's progress. |
181 | 00:06:25,716 | 00:06:26,938 | Get her out of here. | Get her out of here. |
182 | 00:06:27,023 | 00:06:28,585 | Well, I would, but... | Well, I would, but... |
183 | 00:06:28,669 | 00:06:30,164 | apparently, | apparently, |
184 | 00:06:30,249 | 00:06:33,386 | I can't know what "here" is. | I can't know what "here" is. |
185 | 00:06:33,977 | 00:06:35,516 | So maybe I could just... | So maybe I could just... |
186 | 00:06:35,601 | 00:06:36,984 | set her on your bed. | set her on your bed. |
187 | 00:06:37,130 | 00:06:38,240 | Okay! Okay. | Okay! Okay. |
188 | 00:06:38,325 | 00:06:39,320 | I'll get dressed. | I'll get dressed. |
189 | 00:06:39,405 | 00:06:40,841 | Make it snappy. | Make it snappy. |
190 | 00:06:41,420 | 00:06:44,035 | This still doesn't solve my existential crisis. | This still doesn't solve my existential crisis. |
191 | 00:06:44,120 | 00:06:46,170 | Say what? You want to hold her? | Say what? You want to hold her? |
192 | 00:06:46,659 | 00:06:47,781 | No. | No. |
193 | 00:06:48,102 | 00:06:49,585 | Less talk. | Less talk. |
194 | 00:06:49,670 | 00:06:51,149 | More pants. | More pants. |
195 | 00:06:57,356 | 00:06:58,621 | ♪ Tiny bubbles... | ♪ Tiny bubbles... |
196 | 00:06:58,705 | 00:06:59,971 | What's your first class? | What's your first class? |
197 | 00:07:00,055 | 00:07:02,843 | Solid-State Physics at 11:30. | Solid-State Physics at 11:30. |
198 | 00:07:02,927 | 00:07:04,708 | We'll make it just in time. | We'll make it just in time. |
199 | 00:07:04,793 | 00:07:06,667 | - Although, does... - And before you say | - Although, does... - And before you say |
200 | 00:07:06,752 | 00:07:09,410 | "Does time even exist?" it does. | "Does time even exist?" it does. |
201 | 00:07:09,629 | 00:07:11,551 | So stop wasting mine. | So stop wasting mine. |
202 | 00:07:11,805 | 00:07:14,379 | ♪ So here's to the golden moon... ♪ | ♪ So here's to the golden moon... ♪ |
203 | 00:07:15,132 | 00:07:17,098 | What's this philosophy teacher's name? | What's this philosophy teacher's name? |
204 | 00:07:17,262 | 00:07:19,223 | Professor Ericson. Why? | Professor Ericson. Why? |
205 | 00:07:19,378 | 00:07:21,192 | I might pop in and say hello. | I might pop in and say hello. |
206 | 00:07:21,465 | 00:07:22,504 | Be careful. | Be careful. |
207 | 00:07:22,589 | 00:07:25,430 | She may make you question your most deeply held values. | She may make you question your most deeply held values. |
208 | 00:07:25,515 | 00:07:27,433 | I'm a stubborn old crank. | I'm a stubborn old crank. |
209 | 00:07:27,517 | 00:07:29,309 | I'll do just fine. | I'll do just fine. |
210 | 00:07:29,394 | 00:07:31,617 | I'm a stubborn young crank, and it didn't help me. | I'm a stubborn young crank, and it didn't help me. |
211 | 00:07:31,782 | 00:07:33,434 | ♪ Make me feel happy... | ♪ Make me feel happy... |
212 | 00:07:35,307 | 00:07:36,692 | You wanted to see me? | You wanted to see me? |
213 | 00:07:37,854 | 00:07:39,294 | Sit down. | Sit down. |
214 | 00:07:39,379 | 00:07:41,664 | Is this gonna take long? I need to get to class. | Is this gonna take long? I need to get to class. |
215 | 00:07:41,748 | 00:07:43,678 | From what I hear, you don't care about that. | From what I hear, you don't care about that. |
216 | 00:07:43,763 | 00:07:45,098 | Now, sit. | Now, sit. |
217 | 00:07:50,105 | 00:07:51,747 | What the hell you doin'? | What the hell you doin'? |
218 | 00:07:52,059 | 00:07:53,690 | I cut a class. Who cares? | I cut a class. Who cares? |
219 | 00:07:53,775 | 00:07:55,918 | It was more than one, and I care. | It was more than one, and I care. |
220 | 00:07:56,633 | 00:07:59,033 | You start flunking out, you're gonna get kicked off the team. | You start flunking out, you're gonna get kicked off the team. |
221 | 00:07:59,286 | 00:08:00,466 | Fine. | Fine. |
222 | 00:08:00,825 | 00:08:02,685 | Now you don't care about football? | Now you don't care about football? |
223 | 00:08:02,965 | 00:08:04,184 | Not really. | Not really. |
224 | 00:08:05,264 | 00:08:06,537 | I don't know what's going on with you, | I don't know what's going on with you, |
225 | 00:08:06,621 | 00:08:08,381 | but you better get your head out of your ass. | but you better get your head out of your ass. |
226 | 00:08:08,471 | 00:08:10,041 | Football's a waste of time. | Football's a waste of time. |
227 | 00:08:10,125 | 00:08:11,499 | I have a job I could be at. | I have a job I could be at. |
228 | 00:08:11,584 | 00:08:13,944 | You made a commitment to the team and you're gonna honor it. | You made a commitment to the team and you're gonna honor it. |
229 | 00:08:16,527 | 00:08:18,090 | We done? | We done? |
230 | 00:08:19,999 | 00:08:21,645 | Just get back to class. | Just get back to class. |
231 | 00:08:23,916 | 00:08:25,704 | And I better see you at practice. | And I better see you at practice. |
232 | 00:08:25,937 | 00:08:28,330 | Well, I don't know if I can find it with my head up my ass. | Well, I don't know if I can find it with my head up my ass. |
233 | 00:08:30,319 | 00:08:31,410 | So, | So, |
234 | 00:08:31,494 | 00:08:33,542 | according to de Broglie, lambda equals "h" | according to de Broglie, lambda equals "h" |
235 | 00:08:33,626 | 00:08:35,082 | divided by "m" times what? | divided by "m" times what? |
236 | 00:08:35,574 | 00:08:36,631 | Sheldon. | Sheldon. |
237 | 00:08:36,716 | 00:08:38,036 | Is it velocity? | Is it velocity? |
238 | 00:08:38,121 | 00:08:39,106 | Yes. Now... | Yes. Now... |
239 | 00:08:39,191 | 00:08:40,587 | Or is it a velociraptor? | Or is it a velociraptor? |
240 | 00:08:40,938 | 00:08:42,029 | I'm sorry? | I'm sorry? |
241 | 00:08:42,113 | 00:08:44,031 | Perhaps lambda equals "h" divided | Perhaps lambda equals "h" divided |
242 | 00:08:44,115 | 00:08:45,859 | by "m" times a velociraptor. | by "m" times a velociraptor. |
243 | 00:08:46,315 | 00:08:48,106 | Or a velveteen rabbit. | Or a velveteen rabbit. |
244 | 00:08:48,191 | 00:08:49,369 | Ooh, or Velveeta. | Ooh, or Velveeta. |
245 | 00:08:49,454 | 00:08:51,024 | That's the cheese my mom puts on broccoli | That's the cheese my mom puts on broccoli |
246 | 00:08:51,109 | 00:08:52,866 | when she's being fancy. | when she's being fancy. |
247 | 00:08:53,638 | 00:08:55,556 | Is this from your philosophy class | Is this from your philosophy class |
248 | 00:08:55,687 | 00:08:57,953 | or perhaps that Ren & Stumpy I've heard about? | or perhaps that Ren & Stumpy I've heard about? |
249 | 00:08:58,061 | 00:08:59,236 | Philosophy. | Philosophy. |
250 | 00:09:00,087 | 00:09:02,092 | Mr. Cooper, do you really believe | Mr. Cooper, do you really believe |
251 | 00:09:02,177 | 00:09:04,981 | that de Broglie's equation contains Velveeta cheese? | that de Broglie's equation contains Velveeta cheese? |
252 | 00:09:05,136 | 00:09:07,653 | I don't know. Maybe he was just trying to be fancy. | I don't know. Maybe he was just trying to be fancy. |
253 | 00:09:09,012 | 00:09:10,143 | Hello. | Hello. |
254 | 00:09:10,228 | 00:09:11,395 | Can I help you? | Can I help you? |
255 | 00:09:11,506 | 00:09:13,223 | Hi. I'm Connie Tucker. | Hi. I'm Connie Tucker. |
256 | 00:09:13,308 | 00:09:15,313 | I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother. | I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother. |
257 | 00:09:15,406 | 00:09:17,942 | Oh. Nice to meet you. | Oh. Nice to meet you. |
258 | 00:09:18,193 | 00:09:20,239 | He is a remarkable young man. | He is a remarkable young man. |
259 | 00:09:20,324 | 00:09:23,896 | Yes, he is. He's also a very impressionable young man. | Yes, he is. He's also a very impressionable young man. |
260 | 00:09:24,067 | 00:09:26,899 | Kind of like a lump of clay with a bow tie. | Kind of like a lump of clay with a bow tie. |
261 | 00:09:27,418 | 00:09:30,114 | All I did was teach him about epistemology. | All I did was teach him about epistemology. |
262 | 00:09:30,199 | 00:09:31,725 | Whatever it is you're teaching him, | Whatever it is you're teaching him, |
263 | 00:09:31,856 | 00:09:34,817 | it has made him question everything. | it has made him question everything. |
264 | 00:09:34,902 | 00:09:36,124 | That's the goal. | That's the goal. |
265 | 00:09:36,261 | 00:09:38,529 | Lady, I had to threaten him with a chicken | Lady, I had to threaten him with a chicken |
266 | 00:09:38,614 | 00:09:40,278 | so he'd put his pants on. | so he'd put his pants on. |
267 | 00:09:40,363 | 00:09:42,238 | I don't know what's gotten into that kid. | I don't know what's gotten into that kid. |
268 | 00:09:42,323 | 00:09:44,632 | He's allowed to not want to play football. | He's allowed to not want to play football. |
269 | 00:09:44,717 | 00:09:47,811 | Can you for once in your life take my side, Wayne? | Can you for once in your life take my side, Wayne? |
270 | 00:09:47,896 | 00:09:49,944 | Not my fault you're never right. | Not my fault you're never right. |
271 | 00:09:50,723 | 00:09:52,450 | So you think it's okay he just quits? | So you think it's okay he just quits? |
272 | 00:09:52,664 | 00:09:54,622 | He doesn't get that much playing time. | He doesn't get that much playing time. |
273 | 00:09:55,839 | 00:09:57,786 | Well, in my family, we don't quit. | Well, in my family, we don't quit. |
274 | 00:09:58,032 | 00:10:00,951 | Oh, I don't know. You quit my book club pretty quick. | Oh, I don't know. You quit my book club pretty quick. |
275 | 00:10:01,036 | 00:10:02,715 | I'm talking about football! | I'm talking about football! |
276 | 00:10:02,800 | 00:10:04,989 | Why is it so important to you that he play? | Why is it so important to you that he play? |
277 | 00:10:05,411 | 00:10:07,375 | Are you sure you're a coach? | Are you sure you're a coach? |
278 | 00:10:07,723 | 00:10:11,629 | Team sports provides confidence, leadership, discipline. | Team sports provides confidence, leadership, discipline. |
279 | 00:10:11,714 | 00:10:13,066 | So does holding down a job, | So does holding down a job, |
280 | 00:10:13,247 | 00:10:14,918 | which he seems to shine at. | which he seems to shine at. |
281 | 00:10:16,043 | 00:10:18,051 | Let's just eat in silence. | Let's just eat in silence. |
282 | 00:10:18,528 | 00:10:20,028 | Fine. | Fine. |
283 | 00:10:22,954 | 00:10:25,369 | I still think you should have read The Color Purple. | I still think you should have read The Color Purple. |
284 | 00:10:25,489 | 00:10:26,838 | We were bawling. | We were bawling. |
285 | 00:10:28,418 | 00:10:31,072 | Although tasty, a brick of cheese is not a number. | Although tasty, a brick of cheese is not a number. |
286 | 00:10:31,157 | 00:10:33,395 | Why are we still talking about this? | Why are we still talking about this? |
287 | 00:10:33,480 | 00:10:35,059 | Maybe we're not talking at all. | Maybe we're not talking at all. |
288 | 00:10:35,411 | 00:10:37,402 | Okay, that's enough for today. | Okay, that's enough for today. |
289 | 00:10:38,148 | 00:10:39,849 | Not your best lecture. | Not your best lecture. |
290 | 00:10:40,059 | 00:10:42,064 | It's fairly normal for first-time | It's fairly normal for first-time |
291 | 00:10:42,149 | 00:10:44,989 | philosophy students to have their worldviews shaken. | philosophy students to have their worldviews shaken. |
292 | 00:10:45,149 | 00:10:46,588 | Do they snap out of it? | Do they snap out of it? |
293 | 00:10:46,887 | 00:10:48,590 | Well, you hope. | Well, you hope. |
294 | 00:10:48,918 | 00:10:51,395 | Professor Ericson, I insist... | Professor Ericson, I insist... |
295 | 00:10:51,482 | 00:10:53,923 | Hello, Connie. What a pleasant surprise. | Hello, Connie. What a pleasant surprise. |
296 | 00:10:54,117 | 00:10:55,382 | Hey. | Hey. |
297 | 00:10:55,467 | 00:10:56,646 | I'm sorry you're about to see me | I'm sorry you're about to see me |
298 | 00:10:56,730 | 00:10:58,039 | speak harshly to my colleague. | speak harshly to my colleague. |
299 | 00:10:58,278 | 00:11:00,196 | Have at it. Professor Ericson, | Have at it. Professor Ericson, |
300 | 00:11:00,295 | 00:11:01,487 | I insist that you speak to this young man | I insist that you speak to this young man |
301 | 00:11:01,572 | 00:11:03,268 | and explain to him that reality is real, | and explain to him that reality is real, |
302 | 00:11:03,353 | 00:11:05,410 | and it's possible to know things as fact. | and it's possible to know things as fact. |
303 | 00:11:05,495 | 00:11:08,277 | The class is called "Introduction to Philosophy." | The class is called "Introduction to Philosophy." |
304 | 00:11:08,399 | 00:11:09,620 | That's what I did. | That's what I did. |
305 | 00:11:09,705 | 00:11:11,424 | Well, un-introduce him. | Well, un-introduce him. |
306 | 00:11:11,509 | 00:11:13,123 | Yes, he's at this school 'cause of his brilliant | Yes, he's at this school 'cause of his brilliant |
307 | 00:11:13,208 | 00:11:14,817 | scientific mind, and he spent my last class | scientific mind, and he spent my last class |
308 | 00:11:14,902 | 00:11:16,733 | talking about processed cheese. | talking about processed cheese. |
309 | 00:11:16,945 | 00:11:18,209 | Sheldon, is that true? | Sheldon, is that true? |
310 | 00:11:18,294 | 00:11:19,559 | Nothing's true. | Nothing's true. |
311 | 00:11:19,933 | 00:11:22,240 | You see what you've done? You broke him. | You see what you've done? You broke him. |
312 | 00:11:24,973 | 00:11:26,379 | Hey. | Hey. |
313 | 00:11:27,663 | 00:11:29,885 | How come you didn't want to get out of bed this morning? | How come you didn't want to get out of bed this morning? |
314 | 00:11:30,225 | 00:11:33,318 | If I can't know what's real, what's the point? | If I can't know what's real, what's the point? |
315 | 00:11:34,080 | 00:11:35,963 | You have the right words. | You have the right words. |
316 | 00:11:36,095 | 00:11:38,260 | You're just saying them wrong. | You're just saying them wrong. |
317 | 00:11:38,672 | 00:11:40,996 | It's not, "What's the point?" | It's not, "What's the point?" |
318 | 00:11:41,204 | 00:11:43,078 | It's, "What's the point?" | It's, "What's the point?" |
319 | 00:11:43,812 | 00:11:45,406 | I don't understand. | I don't understand. |
320 | 00:11:45,555 | 00:11:48,259 | Asking these questions is exciting. | Asking these questions is exciting. |
321 | 00:11:48,786 | 00:11:50,586 | It's what gets me out of bed. | It's what gets me out of bed. |
322 | 00:11:51,681 | 00:11:53,579 | That's interesting. | That's interesting. |
323 | 00:11:53,813 | 00:11:55,108 | Richard Feynman did say | Richard Feynman did say |
324 | 00:11:55,193 | 00:11:56,721 | the greatest joy in life is the pleasure of | the greatest joy in life is the pleasure of |
325 | 00:11:56,806 | 00:11:58,288 | finding things out. | finding things out. |
326 | 00:11:58,516 | 00:12:00,913 | Feynman... He's the physics guy, right? | Feynman... He's the physics guy, right? |
327 | 00:12:00,998 | 00:12:03,539 | Yes. And your perfume is beguiling. | Yes. And your perfume is beguiling. |
328 | 00:12:04,450 | 00:12:06,542 | It's all making sense to me now. | It's all making sense to me now. |
329 | 00:12:07,161 | 00:12:08,209 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
330 | 00:12:08,572 | 00:12:09,962 | I am happy to help. | I am happy to help. |
331 | 00:12:10,166 | 00:12:12,220 | Dr. Linkletter, I'm dropping your class | Dr. Linkletter, I'm dropping your class |
332 | 00:12:12,305 | 00:12:14,005 | and switching my major to philosophy. | and switching my major to philosophy. |
333 | 00:12:14,090 | 00:12:15,787 | Uh, what? | Uh, what? |
334 | 00:12:21,175 | 00:12:23,691 | It's funny. This morning, I couldn't get out of bed, | It's funny. This morning, I couldn't get out of bed, |
335 | 00:12:23,776 | 00:12:26,690 | and now I stand before a whole new exciting field of study. | and now I stand before a whole new exciting field of study. |
336 | 00:12:27,019 | 00:12:30,243 | Well, maybe instead of making this big switch, | Well, maybe instead of making this big switch, |
337 | 00:12:30,327 | 00:12:31,706 | you could study both. | you could study both. |
338 | 00:12:31,791 | 00:12:34,666 | You could be physics-philosophy guy. | You could be physics-philosophy guy. |
339 | 00:12:34,751 | 00:12:36,643 | You sound like a logical positivist. | You sound like a logical positivist. |
340 | 00:12:36,728 | 00:12:38,429 | That's a branch of philosophy that maintains | That's a branch of philosophy that maintains |
341 | 00:12:38,513 | 00:12:40,714 | the best way to philosophize is through science. | the best way to philosophize is through science. |
342 | 00:12:40,799 | 00:12:43,057 | Well, there you go. Do that. | Well, there you go. Do that. |
343 | 00:12:43,368 | 00:12:45,042 | It may be too early to specialize. | It may be too early to specialize. |
344 | 00:12:45,127 | 00:12:47,567 | I've only been a philosopher for 15 minutes. | I've only been a philosopher for 15 minutes. |
345 | 00:12:48,374 | 00:12:51,565 | Did you notice Dr. Linkletter didn't look too thrilled | Did you notice Dr. Linkletter didn't look too thrilled |
346 | 00:12:51,650 | 00:12:53,135 | about you leaving science? | about you leaving science? |
347 | 00:12:53,220 | 00:12:54,730 | He never looks thrilled about anything. | He never looks thrilled about anything. |
348 | 00:12:54,814 | 00:12:57,211 | I think that's just his face. | I think that's just his face. |
349 | 00:12:58,746 | 00:13:00,534 | That's the face. | That's the face. |
350 | 00:13:05,262 | 00:13:06,531 | Why the hell weren't you at practice? | Why the hell weren't you at practice? |
351 | 00:13:06,616 | 00:13:08,012 | Can't talk right now. I'm working. | Can't talk right now. I'm working. |
352 | 00:13:08,334 | 00:13:10,205 | Well, you're gonna talk about it. | Well, you're gonna talk about it. |
353 | 00:13:11,308 | 00:13:12,854 | What do you want from me? | What do you want from me? |
354 | 00:13:12,939 | 00:13:15,089 | I don't want to play football. I want to work. | I don't want to play football. I want to work. |
355 | 00:13:15,581 | 00:13:18,004 | You have your whole life to hold down a job. | You have your whole life to hold down a job. |
356 | 00:13:18,089 | 00:13:19,776 | Hey, I like my job. | Hey, I like my job. |
357 | 00:13:19,861 | 00:13:21,682 | It's not my problem you hate yours. | It's not my problem you hate yours. |
358 | 00:13:27,802 | 00:13:29,325 | Do whatever you want. | Do whatever you want. |
359 | 00:13:30,418 | 00:13:31,723 | To figure out | To figure out |
360 | 00:13:31,808 | 00:13:33,809 | which school of philosophy suited me best, | which school of philosophy suited me best, |
361 | 00:13:33,894 | 00:13:36,421 | I decided to sample each one. | I decided to sample each one. |
362 | 00:13:36,506 | 00:13:39,692 | The same way I determined my favorite flavor of oatmeal... | The same way I determined my favorite flavor of oatmeal... |
363 | 00:13:39,786 | 00:13:41,223 | Plain. | Plain. |
364 | 00:13:44,464 | 00:13:45,848 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
365 | 00:13:45,933 | 00:13:48,187 | I'm practicing the philosophy of cynicism... | I'm practicing the philosophy of cynicism... |
366 | 00:13:48,272 | 00:13:49,544 | The ancient Greek view | The ancient Greek view |
367 | 00:13:49,629 | 00:13:51,895 | that the rules of society should be ignored. | that the rules of society should be ignored. |
368 | 00:13:52,164 | 00:13:54,427 | If you're gonna break rules, you can do better than that. | If you're gonna break rules, you can do better than that. |
369 | 00:13:54,512 | 00:13:55,856 | How? | How? |
370 | 00:13:58,094 | 00:13:59,620 | Renaissance humanism is | Renaissance humanism is |
371 | 00:13:59,737 | 00:14:02,743 | finding meaning in the human form through art. | finding meaning in the human form through art. |
372 | 00:14:03,488 | 00:14:05,238 | - Can I move? - No. | - Can I move? - No. |
373 | 00:14:05,437 | 00:14:06,833 | But my butt itches. | But my butt itches. |
374 | 00:14:06,918 | 00:14:08,895 | Scratch it on your own time. | Scratch it on your own time. |
375 | 00:14:11,950 | 00:14:13,346 | Nihilists believe | Nihilists believe |
376 | 00:14:13,431 | 00:14:14,741 | that there's no point to anything, | that there's no point to anything, |
377 | 00:14:14,825 | 00:14:16,633 | because it all ends in nothingness. | because it all ends in nothingness. |
378 | 00:14:16,733 | 00:14:18,219 | Mind if I put on MTV? | Mind if I put on MTV? |
379 | 00:14:18,304 | 00:14:20,571 | Doesn't matter. We're all gonna die anyway. | Doesn't matter. We're all gonna die anyway. |
380 | 00:14:20,672 | 00:14:22,391 | Deep thought, dingus. | Deep thought, dingus. |
381 | 00:14:22,476 | 00:14:24,655 | Traditionalism is the philosophy | Traditionalism is the philosophy |
382 | 00:14:24,740 | 00:14:27,777 | that the best way of life is a return to the past. | that the best way of life is a return to the past. |
383 | 00:14:27,862 | 00:14:29,157 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
384 | 00:14:29,242 | 00:14:32,770 | Making my own butter, like in olden times. | Making my own butter, like in olden times. |
385 | 00:14:32,923 | 00:14:34,774 | That's stupid. | That's stupid. |
386 | 00:14:35,250 | 00:14:37,501 | My arms are still sore. | My arms are still sore. |
387 | 00:14:37,896 | 00:14:40,305 | Altruism is the belief that we should live | Altruism is the belief that we should live |
388 | 00:14:40,390 | 00:14:42,831 | only by bringing happiness to others. | only by bringing happiness to others. |
389 | 00:14:42,916 | 00:14:44,102 | These are for you. | These are for you. |
390 | 00:14:44,198 | 00:14:45,419 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
391 | 00:14:45,635 | 00:14:46,944 | What the hell?! | What the hell?! |
392 | 00:14:47,154 | 00:14:48,751 | Egoism is the belief | Egoism is the belief |
393 | 00:14:48,836 | 00:14:51,665 | that we should live only by bringing happiness to ourselves. | that we should live only by bringing happiness to ourselves. |
394 | 00:14:51,755 | 00:14:53,407 | Mmm. These are pretty good. | Mmm. These are pretty good. |
395 | 00:14:53,760 | 00:14:55,503 | Transcendentalists were | Transcendentalists were |
396 | 00:14:55,588 | 00:14:58,159 | philosophers who believed that our deepest connection | philosophers who believed that our deepest connection |
397 | 00:14:58,244 | 00:15:00,032 | is with nature. | is with nature. |
398 | 00:15:00,938 | 00:15:02,180 | Eh. | Eh. |
399 | 00:15:08,773 | 00:15:10,485 | I'm beautiful. | I'm beautiful. |
400 | 00:15:13,038 | 00:15:14,448 | And then Georgie accuses me | And then Georgie accuses me |
401 | 00:15:14,532 | 00:15:15,805 | of hating my job. | of hating my job. |
402 | 00:15:16,184 | 00:15:18,555 | Is this where I thought I'd end up? No. | Is this where I thought I'd end up? No. |
403 | 00:15:18,835 | 00:15:20,579 | Is this where you thought you'd end up? | Is this where you thought you'd end up? |
404 | 00:15:20,664 | 00:15:22,815 | I thought I'd be working at my father's funeral home | I thought I'd be working at my father's funeral home |
405 | 00:15:22,900 | 00:15:24,383 | sewing people's eyes shut. | sewing people's eyes shut. |
406 | 00:15:24,468 | 00:15:25,995 | My life turned out great. | My life turned out great. |
407 | 00:15:26,468 | 00:15:27,977 | Well, good for you. | Well, good for you. |
408 | 00:15:29,460 | 00:15:31,711 | The worst part is, I think Georgie's right. | The worst part is, I think Georgie's right. |
409 | 00:15:33,711 | 00:15:34,954 | You're not happy at work? | You're not happy at work? |
410 | 00:15:35,039 | 00:15:36,739 | I can see if my dad's hiring. | I can see if my dad's hiring. |
411 | 00:15:36,993 | 00:15:38,389 | How are your sewing skills? | How are your sewing skills? |
412 | 00:15:38,707 | 00:15:40,782 | It's not work. | It's not work. |
413 | 00:15:42,510 | 00:15:45,366 | Honestly, I don't know if I'm happy anywhere. | Honestly, I don't know if I'm happy anywhere. |
414 | 00:15:47,970 | 00:15:51,019 | Ugh. When I asked y'all to hang for a drink, | Ugh. When I asked y'all to hang for a drink, |
415 | 00:15:51,104 | 00:15:53,240 | I didn't know you were gonna be such a bummer. | I didn't know you were gonna be such a bummer. |
416 | 00:15:56,218 | 00:15:57,945 | Geez Louise. | Geez Louise. |
417 | 00:15:59,120 | 00:16:02,898 | ♪ Amarillo is where I'll be. | ♪ Amarillo is where I'll be. |
418 | 00:16:10,559 | 00:16:12,253 | - Dr. Linkletter? - Sheldon. | - Dr. Linkletter? - Sheldon. |
419 | 00:16:12,338 | 00:16:13,465 | Good to see you. | Good to see you. |
420 | 00:16:13,550 | 00:16:15,383 | Come on in. I don't suppose | Come on in. I don't suppose |
421 | 00:16:15,468 | 00:16:17,215 | you're here to discuss physics, are you? | you're here to discuss physics, are you? |
422 | 00:16:17,300 | 00:16:18,570 | As a matter of fact, I am. | As a matter of fact, I am. |
423 | 00:16:18,655 | 00:16:19,676 | Excellent. | Excellent. |
424 | 00:16:19,761 | 00:16:21,002 | I'm here to drop your class. | I'm here to drop your class. |
425 | 00:16:21,087 | 00:16:22,745 | I just need you to sign this. | I just need you to sign this. |
426 | 00:16:24,264 | 00:16:25,490 | Have a seat. | Have a seat. |
427 | 00:16:25,630 | 00:16:26,817 | Sheldon, | Sheldon, |
428 | 00:16:26,902 | 00:16:28,695 | I don't know if you thought this through, | I don't know if you thought this through, |
429 | 00:16:28,780 | 00:16:30,500 | but you're here on a physics scholarship, | but you're here on a physics scholarship, |
430 | 00:16:30,585 | 00:16:33,635 | and switching to philosophy may not be well-received. | and switching to philosophy may not be well-received. |
431 | 00:16:33,720 | 00:16:34,902 | Ordinarily, I'd be concerned, | Ordinarily, I'd be concerned, |
432 | 00:16:34,987 | 00:16:36,680 | but I'm currently embracing hedonism. | but I'm currently embracing hedonism. |
433 | 00:16:36,765 | 00:16:37,614 | Sheldon, | Sheldon, |
434 | 00:16:37,699 | 00:16:38,985 | I've been made responsible for you, | I've been made responsible for you, |
435 | 00:16:39,070 | 00:16:40,967 | and so far, it's not going very well. | and so far, it's not going very well. |
436 | 00:16:41,052 | 00:16:42,306 | You were admitted to this university | You were admitted to this university |
437 | 00:16:42,390 | 00:16:43,830 | for your scientific acumen. | for your scientific acumen. |
438 | 00:16:43,915 | 00:16:46,747 | And changing majors could have serious repercussions. | And changing majors could have serious repercussions. |
439 | 00:16:46,832 | 00:16:48,140 | Son, | Son, |
440 | 00:16:48,225 | 00:16:49,524 | please try to understand. | please try to understand. |
441 | 00:16:49,609 | 00:16:51,909 | If you abandon physics for philosophy, | If you abandon physics for philosophy, |
442 | 00:16:51,993 | 00:16:53,838 | You're gonna be missing out on the opportunity | You're gonna be missing out on the opportunity |
443 | 00:16:53,922 | 00:16:55,356 | to be part of something great. Possibly... | to be part of something great. Possibly... |
444 | 00:16:55,440 | 00:16:56,387 | ♪ Tiny bubbles... | ♪ Tiny bubbles... |
445 | 00:16:56,472 | 00:16:58,488 | As Dr. Linkletter prattled on, | As Dr. Linkletter prattled on, |
446 | 00:16:58,573 | 00:16:59,808 | I couldn't help but notice | I couldn't help but notice |
447 | 00:16:59,893 | 00:17:02,421 | the beauty of that ephemeral bubble. | the beauty of that ephemeral bubble. |
448 | 00:17:02,662 | 00:17:05,168 | I wondered if perhaps we're all just bubbles, | I wondered if perhaps we're all just bubbles, |
449 | 00:17:05,379 | 00:17:08,238 | being buffeted through life on a stream of currents | being buffeted through life on a stream of currents |
450 | 00:17:08,510 | 00:17:10,298 | - beyond our understanding. - ♪ Tiny bubbles... | - beyond our understanding. - ♪ Tiny bubbles... |
451 | 00:17:10,382 | 00:17:12,873 | Look at it. The local minimization achieves | Look at it. The local minimization achieves |
452 | 00:17:12,958 | 00:17:16,051 | a global maximization, and it's nearly perfect. | a global maximization, and it's nearly perfect. |
453 | 00:17:16,252 | 00:17:18,040 | I wondered if this was the key | I wondered if this was the key |
454 | 00:17:18,125 | 00:17:20,304 | to the smoothness of matter in the universe. | to the smoothness of matter in the universe. |
455 | 00:17:20,395 | 00:17:23,910 | The cosmic web of stars and galaxies could hold it together | The cosmic web of stars and galaxies could hold it together |
456 | 00:17:23,995 | 00:17:26,058 | like the web of polymers in soap! | like the web of polymers in soap! |
457 | 00:17:26,287 | 00:17:28,652 | This could be a whole new area of research. | This could be a whole new area of research. |
458 | 00:17:29,574 | 00:17:31,876 | Changing majors would be a huge mistake, | Changing majors would be a huge mistake, |
459 | 00:17:31,961 | 00:17:36,293 | but if this is what you really want, here you go. | but if this is what you really want, here you go. |
460 | 00:17:38,561 | 00:17:40,160 | - Sheldon? - What? | - Sheldon? - What? |
461 | 00:17:40,320 | 00:17:42,965 | Here you go. Good luck with philosophy. | Here you go. Good luck with philosophy. |
462 | 00:17:43,117 | 00:17:44,504 | Oh, I'm back on science now. | Oh, I'm back on science now. |
463 | 00:17:44,589 | 00:17:45,700 | I have work to do. | I have work to do. |
464 | 00:17:45,809 | 00:17:49,217 | ♪ Got a feeling that I'm gonna love you ♪ Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH | ♪ Got a feeling that I'm gonna love you ♪ Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH |
465 | 00:17:49,363 | 00:17:52,226 | ♪ Till the end of time. ♪ Sync corrections by srjanapala | ♪ Till the end of time. ♪ Sync corrections by srjanapala |