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1 | 00:00:00,026 | 00:00:01,881 | Previously, on "Young Sheldon"... | Previously, on "Young Sheldon"... |
2 | 00:00:01,966 | 00:00:03,055 | LINKLETTER: Hello, Mrs. Cooper. | LINKLETTER: Hello, Mrs. Cooper. |
3 | 00:00:03,139 | 00:00:04,313 | I just wanted to let you know, | I just wanted to let you know, |
4 | 00:00:04,397 | 00:00:05,695 | with Dr. Sturgis away, | with Dr. Sturgis away, |
5 | 00:00:05,780 | 00:00:08,220 | I'll be available should Sheldon need anything. | I'll be available should Sheldon need anything. |
6 | 00:00:08,351 | 00:00:09,632 | Now, I'm not terribly | Now, I'm not terribly |
7 | 00:00:09,717 | 00:00:11,062 | experienced around children. | experienced around children. |
8 | 00:00:11,147 | 00:00:12,531 | If he needs to use the restroom, | If he needs to use the restroom, |
9 | 00:00:12,616 | 00:00:14,592 | I don't have to go in with him, do I? | I don't have to go in with him, do I? |
10 | 00:00:15,289 | 00:00:16,883 | I don't need you to babysit me. | I don't need you to babysit me. |
11 | 00:00:16,968 | 00:00:18,638 | I'm perfectly self-reliant. | I'm perfectly self-reliant. |
12 | 00:00:18,723 | 00:00:19,949 | Then it's good I kept the receipt | Then it's good I kept the receipt |
13 | 00:00:20,033 | 00:00:22,504 | for this bottle of bubbles shaped like a bear. | for this bottle of bubbles shaped like a bear. |
14 | 00:00:23,036 | 00:00:25,302 | Welcome to the world of philosophy. | Welcome to the world of philosophy. |
15 | 00:00:25,386 | 00:00:26,825 | I'm going to teach you | I'm going to teach you |
16 | 00:00:26,909 | 00:00:29,442 | that you don't even know what you think you know. | that you don't even know what you think you know. |
17 | 00:00:30,020 | 00:00:31,308 | Oh, boy. | Oh, boy. |
18 | 00:00:31,551 | 00:00:33,684 | I'm not going to school. Why not? | I'm not going to school. Why not? |
19 | 00:00:33,769 | 00:00:35,575 | Because I don't know what's real. | Because I don't know what's real. |
20 | 00:00:36,440 | 00:00:38,090 | Nothing matters. | Nothing matters. |
21 | 00:00:38,741 | 00:00:40,200 | George?! | George?! |
22 | 00:00:44,405 | 00:00:45,540 | All right, | All right, |
23 | 00:00:45,624 | 00:00:46,628 | what's the problem here? | what's the problem here? |
24 | 00:00:46,712 | 00:00:48,153 | I don't know what's real. | I don't know what's real. |
25 | 00:00:48,238 | 00:00:50,249 | That's a fun thing to think about on the way to school. | That's a fun thing to think about on the way to school. |
26 | 00:00:50,333 | 00:00:51,599 | Get up and get dressed. | Get up and get dressed. |
27 | 00:00:51,684 | 00:00:53,069 | Maybe I'm already dressed. | Maybe I'm already dressed. |
28 | 00:00:53,153 | 00:00:55,981 | Maybe I'm wearing a zoot suit and spats. | Maybe I'm wearing a zoot suit and spats. |
29 | 00:00:56,324 | 00:00:58,778 | That's a shoe covering that's short for "spatterdasher." | That's a shoe covering that's short for "spatterdasher." |
30 | 00:00:58,907 | 00:00:59,998 | Or is it? | Or is it? |
31 | 00:01:00,083 | 00:01:01,425 | There's no way to know. | There's no way to know. |
32 | 00:01:01,509 | 00:01:03,296 | Here's what I know: I don't have time for this nonsense. | Here's what I know: I don't have time for this nonsense. |
33 | 00:01:03,380 | 00:01:04,689 | What is time? | What is time? |
34 | 00:01:04,773 | 00:01:05,919 | What is sense? | What is sense? |
35 | 00:01:06,004 | 00:01:07,481 | What is "is"? | What is "is"? |
36 | 00:01:07,566 | 00:01:08,825 | Sheldon, I mean it. | Sheldon, I mean it. |
37 | 00:01:08,910 | 00:01:11,220 | I remember when things meant things. | I remember when things meant things. |
38 | 00:01:11,519 | 00:01:13,437 | All right, I'm gonna count to three. One... | All right, I'm gonna count to three. One... |
39 | 00:01:13,521 | 00:01:16,044 | Believing in numbers... That takes me back. | Believing in numbers... That takes me back. |
40 | 00:01:16,157 | 00:01:18,099 | - Two... - To be or not to be. | - Two... - To be or not to be. |
41 | 00:01:18,184 | 00:01:19,703 | Shakespeare was onto something. | Shakespeare was onto something. |
42 | 00:01:19,788 | 00:01:21,536 | It's your last chance. | It's your last chance. |
43 | 00:01:22,012 | 00:01:23,534 | Have you ever wondered if you're the tongue | Have you ever wondered if you're the tongue |
44 | 00:01:23,618 | 00:01:25,902 | of a multidimensional being trying to taste something | of a multidimensional being trying to taste something |
45 | 00:01:25,987 | 00:01:27,856 | you can never even understand? | you can never even understand? |
46 | 00:01:28,494 | 00:01:30,017 | I have. | I have. |
47 | 00:01:34,290 | 00:01:35,840 | I talked to him. | I talked to him. |
48 | 00:01:36,840 | 00:01:38,244 | Where is your mother? | Where is your mother? |
49 | 00:01:38,328 | 00:01:39,676 | She had to leave for work. | She had to leave for work. |
50 | 00:01:39,833 | 00:01:41,030 | I have to work, too. | I have to work, too. |
51 | 00:01:41,114 | 00:01:43,119 | You also get to take me to school. | You also get to take me to school. |
52 | 00:01:43,203 | 00:01:44,860 | What am I supposed to do about your brother? | What am I supposed to do about your brother? |
53 | 00:01:44,944 | 00:01:46,122 | Call me old-fashioned, | Call me old-fashioned, |
54 | 00:01:46,206 | 00:01:47,558 | but I say spank him. | but I say spank him. |
55 | 00:01:47,986 | 00:01:49,509 | Your mom won't let me. | Your mom won't let me. |
56 | 00:01:50,426 | 00:01:53,341 | ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ | ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ |
57 | 00:01:53,426 | 00:01:56,161 | ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain | ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain |
58 | 00:01:56,246 | 00:01:58,642 | ♪ I bet I could be your hero | ♪ I bet I could be your hero |
59 | 00:01:58,727 | 00:02:01,615 | ♪ I am a mighty little man | ♪ I am a mighty little man |
60 | 00:02:01,700 | 00:02:04,065 | ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ *YOUNG SHELDON* | ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ *YOUNG SHELDON* |
61 | 00:02:04,150 | 00:02:05,791 | Season 04 Episode 08 Aired on: February 18, 2021 | Season 04 Episode 08 Aired on: February 18, 2021 |
62 | 00:02:05,883 | 00:02:07,604 | Episode Title: "An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles" | Episode Title: "An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles" |
63 | 00:02:08,707 | 00:02:10,668 | Okay, I'm here. | Okay, I'm here. |
64 | 00:02:10,753 | 00:02:12,494 | What's up? | What's up? |
65 | 00:02:12,579 | 00:02:14,481 | Sheldon won't get out of bed, and I'm gonna be late for work. | Sheldon won't get out of bed, and I'm gonna be late for work. |
66 | 00:02:14,565 | 00:02:15,706 | He's gonna be late for school. | He's gonna be late for school. |
67 | 00:02:15,790 | 00:02:17,926 | So you want me to get him up and drive him? | So you want me to get him up and drive him? |
68 | 00:02:18,064 | 00:02:19,096 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
69 | 00:02:19,181 | 00:02:20,286 | I like it better | I like it better |
70 | 00:02:20,370 | 00:02:22,634 | when I just come eat your food and leave. | when I just come eat your food and leave. |
71 | 00:02:24,026 | 00:02:25,355 | Hey, Moon Pie. | Hey, Moon Pie. |
72 | 00:02:25,440 | 00:02:26,989 | What's going on here? | What's going on here? |
73 | 00:02:27,073 | 00:02:28,425 | That's an excellent question. | That's an excellent question. |
74 | 00:02:28,509 | 00:02:29,992 | Too bad there's no answer. | Too bad there's no answer. |
75 | 00:02:30,076 | 00:02:31,602 | Well, you need to get out of bed. | Well, you need to get out of bed. |
76 | 00:02:31,686 | 00:02:33,432 | I don't need to do anything. | I don't need to do anything. |
77 | 00:02:33,601 | 00:02:34,997 | Okay, I'm gonna count to three. | Okay, I'm gonna count to three. |
78 | 00:02:35,081 | 00:02:36,799 | Dad already counted to three. | Dad already counted to three. |
79 | 00:02:36,884 | 00:02:38,143 | Oh. | Oh. |
80 | 00:02:38,954 | 00:02:40,393 | Did he try the Texas thing? | Did he try the Texas thing? |
81 | 00:02:40,477 | 00:02:41,481 | No. | No. |
82 | 00:02:41,565 | 00:02:43,096 | In that case, | In that case, |
83 | 00:02:43,463 | 00:02:44,528 | look at you, | look at you, |
84 | 00:02:44,612 | 00:02:45,698 | lyin' there. | lyin' there. |
85 | 00:02:45,783 | 00:02:47,409 | When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, | When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, |
86 | 00:02:47,494 | 00:02:49,151 | he gets right back on. | he gets right back on. |
87 | 00:02:49,236 | 00:02:50,925 | That is the second most important thing | That is the second most important thing |
88 | 00:02:51,010 | 00:02:52,666 | about bein' a Texan, | about bein' a Texan, |
89 | 00:02:52,751 | 00:02:56,034 | right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else. | right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else. |
90 | 00:02:57,242 | 00:02:59,199 | Maybe the horse gets back on the Texan. | Maybe the horse gets back on the Texan. |
91 | 00:02:59,284 | 00:03:00,328 | Who's to say? | Who's to say? |
92 | 00:03:01,794 | 00:03:03,451 | I don't know what that means. | I don't know what that means. |
93 | 00:03:03,535 | 00:03:05,487 | That's because you can't know anything. | That's because you can't know anything. |
94 | 00:03:07,358 | 00:03:09,112 | If you need to stare at the ceiling | If you need to stare at the ceiling |
95 | 00:03:09,197 | 00:03:10,725 | and contemplate the futility of existence, | and contemplate the futility of existence, |
96 | 00:03:10,809 | 00:03:12,838 | Missy's bed is available. | Missy's bed is available. |
97 | 00:03:15,956 | 00:03:16,994 | Amazing. | Amazing. |
98 | 00:03:17,079 | 00:03:18,388 | What is? | What is? |
99 | 00:03:18,472 | 00:03:21,086 | I've been using this same pen for seven months, | I've been using this same pen for seven months, |
100 | 00:03:21,170 | 00:03:22,610 | and it's still going. | and it's still going. |
101 | 00:03:22,694 | 00:03:24,354 | That's your bar for amazing? | That's your bar for amazing? |
102 | 00:03:24,439 | 00:03:26,002 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
103 | 00:03:26,217 | 00:03:27,483 | Sad. | Sad. |
104 | 00:03:27,568 | 00:03:29,026 | It's the same pen. | It's the same pen. |
105 | 00:03:29,126 | 00:03:31,510 | - [phone rings] - It is too early in the morning for you. | - [phone rings] - It is too early in the morning for you. |
106 | 00:03:32,878 | 00:03:34,205 | Hello. | Hello. |
107 | 00:03:34,662 | 00:03:36,651 | Yeah. I'll be down in a bit. | Yeah. I'll be down in a bit. |
108 | 00:03:38,932 | 00:03:40,291 | Where ya headed? | Where ya headed? |
109 | 00:03:40,377 | 00:03:41,803 | Principal's office. | Principal's office. |
110 | 00:03:41,887 | 00:03:44,022 | Ooh, you're in trouble... | Ooh, you're in trouble... |
111 | 00:03:44,106 | 00:03:45,151 | You're a child. | You're a child. |
112 | 00:03:45,236 | 00:03:47,630 | [laughs] I'd rather be a child than in trouble. | [laughs] I'd rather be a child than in trouble. |
113 | 00:03:49,149 | 00:03:50,455 | Shelly, | Shelly, |
114 | 00:03:50,540 | 00:03:52,932 | Dr. Sturgis is on the line for you. | Dr. Sturgis is on the line for you. |
115 | 00:03:53,135 | 00:03:54,729 | Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, | Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, |
116 | 00:03:54,845 | 00:03:56,206 | but very well. | but very well. |
117 | 00:03:56,291 | 00:03:57,959 | - Hello? - Hi, Sheldon. | - Hello? - Hi, Sheldon. |
118 | 00:03:58,044 | 00:04:01,442 | I hear you're going through some sort of existential crisis. | I hear you're going through some sort of existential crisis. |
119 | 00:04:01,627 | 00:04:03,096 | I suppose so. | I suppose so. |
120 | 00:04:03,181 | 00:04:05,534 | I just don't know if we can tell what's real or not. | I just don't know if we can tell what's real or not. |
121 | 00:04:05,691 | 00:04:07,299 | And if nothing's real, I don't know | And if nothing's real, I don't know |
122 | 00:04:07,384 | 00:04:09,807 | what to think or if I'm even thinking at all. | what to think or if I'm even thinking at all. |
123 | 00:04:09,993 | 00:04:12,557 | I went through something similar once. | I went through something similar once. |
124 | 00:04:12,883 | 00:04:14,671 | Really? What happened? | Really? What happened? |
125 | 00:04:14,832 | 00:04:17,565 | I was trekking through the Amazon, | I was trekking through the Amazon, |
126 | 00:04:17,650 | 00:04:19,786 | and I saw two frogs, | and I saw two frogs, |
127 | 00:04:19,972 | 00:04:22,107 | one hallucinogenic | one hallucinogenic |
128 | 00:04:22,231 | 00:04:23,721 | and the other not. | and the other not. |
129 | 00:04:23,817 | 00:04:27,761 | [chuckles] I tried to lick the normal one, | [chuckles] I tried to lick the normal one, |
130 | 00:04:27,846 | 00:04:29,154 | and, by mistake, | and, by mistake, |
131 | 00:04:29,238 | 00:04:31,643 | I licked the hallucinogenic one. | I licked the hallucinogenic one. |
132 | 00:04:31,925 | 00:04:34,487 | It really rocked my world. | It really rocked my world. |
133 | 00:04:34,572 | 00:04:36,823 | Why would you lick either of them? | Why would you lick either of them? |
134 | 00:04:37,001 | 00:04:39,729 | I'm not sure. Probably low blood sugar. | I'm not sure. Probably low blood sugar. |
135 | 00:04:39,814 | 00:04:41,138 | But the point is, | But the point is, |
136 | 00:04:41,223 | 00:04:43,750 | I also lost track of reality. | I also lost track of reality. |
137 | 00:04:43,835 | 00:04:45,185 | How did you handle it? | How did you handle it? |
138 | 00:04:45,270 | 00:04:47,275 | I saw a jaguar, | I saw a jaguar, |
139 | 00:04:47,360 | 00:04:51,567 | and I realized I didn't care if it was real or not. | and I realized I didn't care if it was real or not. |
140 | 00:04:51,652 | 00:04:54,739 | I just hauled my tushy out of there. | I just hauled my tushy out of there. |
141 | 00:04:54,840 | 00:04:56,122 | I appreciate the call. | I appreciate the call. |
142 | 00:04:56,207 | 00:04:58,060 | I'm giving you back to my meemaw now. | I'm giving you back to my meemaw now. |
143 | 00:04:58,419 | 00:04:59,616 | Bye! | Bye! |
144 | 00:05:02,873 | 00:05:04,192 | [quietly]: Hey, John, | [quietly]: Hey, John, |
145 | 00:05:04,277 | 00:05:05,494 | any luck? | any luck? |
146 | 00:05:05,649 | 00:05:08,437 | Not unless you have access to a jaguar. | Not unless you have access to a jaguar. |
147 | 00:05:08,522 | 00:05:10,005 | I don't think I do. | I don't think I do. |
148 | 00:05:10,252 | 00:05:12,786 | Really, any jungle cat will do. | Really, any jungle cat will do. |
149 | 00:05:13,049 | 00:05:14,489 | Hey, Tom. | Hey, Tom. |
150 | 00:05:14,775 | 00:05:16,040 | George. | George. |
151 | 00:05:16,242 | 00:05:17,681 | Sheldon's not here anymore. | Sheldon's not here anymore. |
152 | 00:05:17,765 | 00:05:18,983 | Thought it'd be a while before I got called back | Thought it'd be a while before I got called back |
153 | 00:05:19,067 | 00:05:20,547 | into the principal's office. [exhales] | into the principal's office. [exhales] |
154 | 00:05:20,855 | 00:05:22,860 | How's he doing? I miss that kid. | How's he doing? I miss that kid. |
155 | 00:05:23,075 | 00:05:25,443 | He took a philosophy class and won't get out of bed | He took a philosophy class and won't get out of bed |
156 | 00:05:25,528 | 00:05:27,530 | 'cause he doesn't know what's real anymore. | 'cause he doesn't know what's real anymore. |
157 | 00:05:28,361 | 00:05:29,713 | Anyway, uh, | Anyway, uh, |
158 | 00:05:29,977 | 00:05:31,504 | we need to talk about Georgie. | we need to talk about Georgie. |
159 | 00:05:32,013 | 00:05:33,536 | Should've seen that coming. | Should've seen that coming. |
160 | 00:05:33,700 | 00:05:35,108 | - What's wrong? - Well, | - What's wrong? - Well, |
161 | 00:05:35,193 | 00:05:36,872 | he's been cutting classes. | he's been cutting classes. |
162 | 00:05:36,957 | 00:05:37,874 | Already? | Already? |
163 | 00:05:37,959 | 00:05:39,224 | Semester's barely started. | Semester's barely started. |
164 | 00:05:39,480 | 00:05:40,739 | He's a go-getter. | He's a go-getter. |
165 | 00:05:40,832 | 00:05:42,044 | Mm. | Mm. |
166 | 00:05:42,418 | 00:05:44,388 | I'll talk to him.Thanks. | I'll talk to him.Thanks. |
167 | 00:05:46,428 | 00:05:48,303 | How's the team looking this year, George? | How's the team looking this year, George? |
168 | 00:05:48,388 | 00:05:51,404 | [grunts]We just had one difficult conversation, Tom. | [grunts]We just had one difficult conversation, Tom. |
169 | 00:05:51,489 | 00:05:53,216 | Let's not have another. | Let's not have another. |
170 | 00:05:53,301 | 00:05:55,393 | - Smart. - ADULT SHELDON: While my meemaw | - Smart. - ADULT SHELDON: While my meemaw |
171 | 00:05:55,585 | 00:05:58,156 | wasn't able to acquire a jungle cat, | wasn't able to acquire a jungle cat, |
172 | 00:05:58,240 | 00:06:02,117 | the idea of tormenting a child did tickle her Texan fancy. | the idea of tormenting a child did tickle her Texan fancy. |
173 | 00:06:02,201 | 00:06:04,772 | [singsongy]: Sheldon. | [singsongy]: Sheldon. |
174 | 00:06:04,856 | 00:06:06,469 | [chicken clucking] | [chicken clucking] |
175 | 00:06:06,553 | 00:06:09,472 | I have someone else who wants to talk to you. | I have someone else who wants to talk to you. |
176 | 00:06:09,700 | 00:06:11,195 | What are you doing with that filthy thing? | What are you doing with that filthy thing? |
177 | 00:06:11,279 | 00:06:12,911 | Why do you care? | Why do you care? |
178 | 00:06:12,996 | 00:06:14,389 | If nothing is real, | If nothing is real, |
179 | 00:06:14,654 | 00:06:16,627 | then neither is the chicken. | then neither is the chicken. |
180 | 00:06:16,766 | 00:06:18,646 | [clucking] | [clucking] |
181 | 00:06:18,943 | 00:06:20,482 | Oh. Good. | Oh. Good. |
182 | 00:06:20,567 | 00:06:22,708 | We're standing now. That's progress. | We're standing now. That's progress. |
183 | 00:06:22,924 | 00:06:24,146 | Get her out of here. | Get her out of here. |
184 | 00:06:24,231 | 00:06:25,793 | Well, I would, but... | Well, I would, but... |
185 | 00:06:25,877 | 00:06:27,372 | [chuckles] apparently, | [chuckles] apparently, |
186 | 00:06:27,457 | 00:06:30,594 | I can't know what "here" is. | I can't know what "here" is. |
187 | 00:06:31,185 | 00:06:32,724 | So maybe I could just... | So maybe I could just... |
188 | 00:06:33,013 | 00:06:34,396 | set her on your bed. | set her on your bed. |
189 | 00:06:34,481 | 00:06:35,591 | Okay! Okay. | Okay! Okay. |
190 | 00:06:35,676 | 00:06:36,671 | I'll get dressed. | I'll get dressed. |
191 | 00:06:36,756 | 00:06:38,192 | Make it snappy. | Make it snappy. |
192 | 00:06:38,907 | 00:06:41,522 | This still doesn't solve my existential crisis. | This still doesn't solve my existential crisis. |
193 | 00:06:41,607 | 00:06:43,450 | Say what? You want to hold her? | Say what? You want to hold her? |
194 | 00:06:43,535 | 00:06:45,061 | [gasps] No. | [gasps] No. |
195 | 00:06:45,310 | 00:06:46,793 | Less talk. | Less talk. |
196 | 00:06:47,018 | 00:06:48,497 | More pants. | More pants. |
197 | 00:06:54,333 | 00:06:55,598 | ♪ Tiny bubbles... | ♪ Tiny bubbles... |
198 | 00:06:55,682 | 00:06:56,948 | What's your first class? | What's your first class? |
199 | 00:06:57,032 | 00:06:59,820 | Solid-State Physics at 11:30. | Solid-State Physics at 11:30. |
200 | 00:06:59,904 | 00:07:01,685 | We'll make it just in time. | We'll make it just in time. |
201 | 00:07:01,770 | 00:07:03,644 | - Although, does... - And before you say | - Although, does... - And before you say |
202 | 00:07:03,729 | 00:07:06,387 | "Does time even exist?" it does. | "Does time even exist?" it does. |
203 | 00:07:06,606 | 00:07:08,528 | So stop wasting mine. | So stop wasting mine. |
204 | 00:07:08,782 | 00:07:11,356 | ♪ So here's to the golden moon... ♪ | ♪ So here's to the golden moon... ♪ |
205 | 00:07:12,109 | 00:07:14,075 | What's this philosophy teacher's name? | What's this philosophy teacher's name? |
206 | 00:07:14,239 | 00:07:16,200 | Professor Ericson. Why? | Professor Ericson. Why? |
207 | 00:07:16,355 | 00:07:18,169 | I might pop in and say hello. | I might pop in and say hello. |
208 | 00:07:18,442 | 00:07:19,481 | Be careful. | Be careful. |
209 | 00:07:19,566 | 00:07:22,407 | She may make you question your most deeply held values. | She may make you question your most deeply held values. |
210 | 00:07:22,492 | 00:07:24,410 | I'm a stubborn old crank. | I'm a stubborn old crank. |
211 | 00:07:24,494 | 00:07:26,286 | I'll do just fine. | I'll do just fine. |
212 | 00:07:26,371 | 00:07:28,594 | I'm a stubborn young crank, and it didn't help me. | I'm a stubborn young crank, and it didn't help me. |
213 | 00:07:28,759 | 00:07:30,411 | ♪ Make me feel happy... | ♪ Make me feel happy... |
214 | 00:07:32,284 | 00:07:33,669 | You wanted to see me? | You wanted to see me? |
215 | 00:07:34,831 | 00:07:36,271 | Sit down. | Sit down. |
216 | 00:07:36,356 | 00:07:38,641 | Is this gonna take long? I need to get to class. | Is this gonna take long? I need to get to class. |
217 | 00:07:38,725 | 00:07:40,655 | From what I hear, you don't care about that. | From what I hear, you don't care about that. |
218 | 00:07:40,740 | 00:07:42,075 | Now, sit. | Now, sit. |
219 | 00:07:47,082 | 00:07:48,724 | What the hell you doin'? | What the hell you doin'? |
220 | 00:07:49,036 | 00:07:50,667 | I cut a class. Who cares? | I cut a class. Who cares? |
221 | 00:07:50,752 | 00:07:52,895 | It was more than one, and I care. | It was more than one, and I care. |
222 | 00:07:53,610 | 00:07:56,010 | You start flunking out, you're gonna get kicked off the team. | You start flunking out, you're gonna get kicked off the team. |
223 | 00:07:56,263 | 00:07:57,443 | Fine. | Fine. |
224 | 00:07:57,802 | 00:07:59,662 | Now you don't care about football? | Now you don't care about football? |
225 | 00:07:59,942 | 00:08:01,161 | Not really. | Not really. |
226 | 00:08:02,241 | 00:08:03,514 | I don't know what's going on with you, | I don't know what's going on with you, |
227 | 00:08:03,598 | 00:08:05,358 | but you better get your head out of your ass. | but you better get your head out of your ass. |
228 | 00:08:05,448 | 00:08:07,018 | Football's a waste of time. | Football's a waste of time. |
229 | 00:08:07,102 | 00:08:08,591 | I have a job I could be at. | I have a job I could be at. |
230 | 00:08:08,676 | 00:08:11,036 | You made a commitment to the team and you're gonna honor it. | You made a commitment to the team and you're gonna honor it. |
231 | 00:08:11,120 | 00:08:12,536 | [exhales] | [exhales] |
232 | 00:08:13,504 | 00:08:15,067 | We done? | We done? |
233 | 00:08:16,976 | 00:08:18,622 | Just get back to class. | Just get back to class. |
234 | 00:08:20,893 | 00:08:22,681 | And I better see you at practice. | And I better see you at practice. |
235 | 00:08:22,914 | 00:08:25,307 | Well, I don't know if I can find it with my head up my ass. | Well, I don't know if I can find it with my head up my ass. |
236 | 00:08:27,296 | 00:08:28,387 | LINKLETTER: So, | LINKLETTER: So, |
237 | 00:08:28,471 | 00:08:30,519 | according to de Broglie, lambda equals "h" | according to de Broglie, lambda equals "h" |
238 | 00:08:30,603 | 00:08:32,059 | divided by "m" times what? | divided by "m" times what? |
239 | 00:08:32,551 | 00:08:33,608 | Sheldon. | Sheldon. |
240 | 00:08:33,693 | 00:08:35,013 | Is it velocity? | Is it velocity? |
241 | 00:08:35,098 | 00:08:36,083 | Yes. Now... | Yes. Now... |
242 | 00:08:36,168 | 00:08:37,564 | Or is it a velociraptor? | Or is it a velociraptor? |
243 | 00:08:37,915 | 00:08:39,006 | I'm sorry? | I'm sorry? |
244 | 00:08:39,090 | 00:08:41,008 | Perhaps lambda equals "h" divided | Perhaps lambda equals "h" divided |
245 | 00:08:41,092 | 00:08:42,836 | by "m" times a velociraptor. | by "m" times a velociraptor. |
246 | 00:08:43,364 | 00:08:45,317 | Or a velveteen rabbit. | Or a velveteen rabbit. |
247 | 00:08:45,401 | 00:08:46,579 | Ooh, or Velveeta. | Ooh, or Velveeta. |
248 | 00:08:46,663 | 00:08:48,233 | That's the cheese my mom puts on broccoli | That's the cheese my mom puts on broccoli |
249 | 00:08:48,317 | 00:08:49,666 | when she's being fancy. | when she's being fancy. |
250 | 00:08:50,615 | 00:08:52,533 | Is this from your philosophy class | Is this from your philosophy class |
251 | 00:08:52,664 | 00:08:54,930 | or perhaps that Ren & Stumpy I've heard about? | or perhaps that Ren & Stumpy I've heard about? |
252 | 00:08:55,038 | 00:08:56,213 | Philosophy. | Philosophy. |
253 | 00:08:57,295 | 00:08:59,300 | Mr. Cooper, do you really believe | Mr. Cooper, do you really believe |
254 | 00:08:59,385 | 00:09:02,005 | that de Broglie's equation contains Velveeta cheese? | that de Broglie's equation contains Velveeta cheese? |
255 | 00:09:02,113 | 00:09:04,630 | I don't know. Maybe he was just trying to be fancy. | I don't know. Maybe he was just trying to be fancy. |
256 | 00:09:05,989 | 00:09:07,120 | Hello. | Hello. |
257 | 00:09:07,205 | 00:09:08,372 | Can I help you? | Can I help you? |
258 | 00:09:08,483 | 00:09:10,200 | Hi. I'm Connie Tucker. | Hi. I'm Connie Tucker. |
259 | 00:09:10,285 | 00:09:12,290 | I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother. | I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother. |
260 | 00:09:12,383 | 00:09:14,919 | Oh. Nice to meet you. | Oh. Nice to meet you. |
261 | 00:09:15,170 | 00:09:17,216 | He is a remarkable young man. | He is a remarkable young man. |
262 | 00:09:17,301 | 00:09:20,873 | Yes, he is. He's also a very impressionable young man. | Yes, he is. He's also a very impressionable young man. |
263 | 00:09:21,044 | 00:09:23,876 | Kind of like a lump of clay with a bow tie. | Kind of like a lump of clay with a bow tie. |
264 | 00:09:24,395 | 00:09:27,091 | All I did was teach him about epistemology. | All I did was teach him about epistemology. |
265 | 00:09:27,176 | 00:09:28,702 | Whatever it is you're teaching him, | Whatever it is you're teaching him, |
266 | 00:09:28,833 | 00:09:31,794 | it has made him question everything. | it has made him question everything. |
267 | 00:09:31,879 | 00:09:33,101 | That's the goal. | That's the goal. |
268 | 00:09:33,238 | 00:09:35,506 | Lady, I had to threaten him with a chicken | Lady, I had to threaten him with a chicken |
269 | 00:09:35,591 | 00:09:37,255 | so he'd put his pants on. | so he'd put his pants on. |
270 | 00:09:37,340 | 00:09:39,215 | I don't know what's gotten into that kid. | I don't know what's gotten into that kid. |
271 | 00:09:39,300 | 00:09:41,609 | He's allowed to not want to play football. | He's allowed to not want to play football. |
272 | 00:09:41,694 | 00:09:44,788 | Can you for once in your life take my side, Wayne? | Can you for once in your life take my side, Wayne? |
273 | 00:09:44,873 | 00:09:46,921 | Not my fault you're never right. | Not my fault you're never right. |
274 | 00:09:47,700 | 00:09:49,427 | So you think it's okay he just quits? | So you think it's okay he just quits? |
275 | 00:09:49,641 | 00:09:51,599 | He doesn't get that much playing time. | He doesn't get that much playing time. |
276 | 00:09:52,816 | 00:09:54,763 | Well, in my family, we don't quit. | Well, in my family, we don't quit. |
277 | 00:09:55,009 | 00:09:57,928 | Oh, I don't know. You quit my book club pretty quick. | Oh, I don't know. You quit my book club pretty quick. |
278 | 00:09:58,013 | 00:09:59,692 | I'm talking about football! | I'm talking about football! |
279 | 00:09:59,777 | 00:10:01,966 | Why is it so important to you that he play? | Why is it so important to you that he play? |
280 | 00:10:02,388 | 00:10:04,352 | Are you sure you're a coach? | Are you sure you're a coach? |
281 | 00:10:04,700 | 00:10:08,606 | Team sports provides confidence, leadership, discipline. | Team sports provides confidence, leadership, discipline. |
282 | 00:10:08,691 | 00:10:10,043 | So does holding down a job, | So does holding down a job, |
283 | 00:10:10,224 | 00:10:11,895 | which he seems to shine at. | which he seems to shine at. |
284 | 00:10:13,020 | 00:10:15,028 | Let's just eat in silence. | Let's just eat in silence. |
285 | 00:10:15,505 | 00:10:17,005 | Fine. | Fine. |
286 | 00:10:20,090 | 00:10:22,505 | I still think you should have read The Color Purple. | I still think you should have read The Color Purple. |
287 | 00:10:22,650 | 00:10:23,999 | We were bawling. | We were bawling. |
288 | 00:10:25,641 | 00:10:28,158 | Although tasty, a brick of cheese is not a number. | Although tasty, a brick of cheese is not a number. |
289 | 00:10:28,243 | 00:10:30,481 | Why are we still talking about this? | Why are we still talking about this? |
290 | 00:10:30,566 | 00:10:32,145 | Maybe we're not talking at all. | Maybe we're not talking at all. |
291 | 00:10:32,388 | 00:10:34,379 | Okay, that's enough for today. | Okay, that's enough for today. |
292 | 00:10:35,125 | 00:10:36,826 | Not your best lecture. | Not your best lecture. |
293 | 00:10:37,036 | 00:10:39,041 | It's fairly normal for first-time | It's fairly normal for first-time |
294 | 00:10:39,126 | 00:10:41,966 | philosophy students to have their worldviews shaken. | philosophy students to have their worldviews shaken. |
295 | 00:10:42,126 | 00:10:43,565 | Do they snap out of it? | Do they snap out of it? |
296 | 00:10:43,864 | 00:10:45,567 | Well, you hope. | Well, you hope. |
297 | 00:10:45,895 | 00:10:48,372 | Professor Ericson, I insist... | Professor Ericson, I insist... |
298 | 00:10:48,459 | 00:10:50,900 | Hello, Connie. What a pleasant surprise. | Hello, Connie. What a pleasant surprise. |
299 | 00:10:51,094 | 00:10:52,359 | Hey. | Hey. |
300 | 00:10:52,444 | 00:10:53,623 | I'm sorry you're about to see me | I'm sorry you're about to see me |
301 | 00:10:53,707 | 00:10:55,016 | speak harshly to my colleague. | speak harshly to my colleague. |
302 | 00:10:55,255 | 00:10:57,173 | Have at it. Professor Ericson, | Have at it. Professor Ericson, |
303 | 00:10:57,272 | 00:10:58,615 | I insist that you speak to this young man | I insist that you speak to this young man |
304 | 00:10:58,699 | 00:11:00,395 | and explain to him that reality is real, | and explain to him that reality is real, |
305 | 00:11:00,546 | 00:11:02,813 | and it's possible to know things as fact. | and it's possible to know things as fact. |
306 | 00:11:02,919 | 00:11:05,466 | The class is called "Introduction to Philosophy." | The class is called "Introduction to Philosophy." |
307 | 00:11:05,551 | 00:11:06,772 | That's what I did. | That's what I did. |
308 | 00:11:06,887 | 00:11:08,606 | Well, un-introduce him. | Well, un-introduce him. |
309 | 00:11:08,691 | 00:11:10,305 | Yes, he's at this school 'cause of his brilliant | Yes, he's at this school 'cause of his brilliant |
310 | 00:11:10,389 | 00:11:12,133 | scientific mind, and he spent my last class | scientific mind, and he spent my last class |
311 | 00:11:12,218 | 00:11:14,049 | talking about processed cheese. | talking about processed cheese. |
312 | 00:11:14,232 | 00:11:15,410 | Sheldon, is that true? | Sheldon, is that true? |
313 | 00:11:15,517 | 00:11:16,782 | Nothing's true. | Nothing's true. |
314 | 00:11:17,030 | 00:11:19,337 | You see what you've done? You broke him. | You see what you've done? You broke him. |
315 | 00:11:21,950 | 00:11:23,356 | Hey. | Hey. |
316 | 00:11:24,808 | 00:11:27,030 | How come you didn't want to get out of bed this morning? | How come you didn't want to get out of bed this morning? |
317 | 00:11:27,488 | 00:11:30,581 | If I can't know what's real, what's the point? | If I can't know what's real, what's the point? |
318 | 00:11:31,161 | 00:11:33,044 | You have the right words. | You have the right words. |
319 | 00:11:33,129 | 00:11:35,294 | You're just saying them wrong. | You're just saying them wrong. |
320 | 00:11:35,649 | 00:11:38,264 | It's not, "What's the point?" | It's not, "What's the point?" |
321 | 00:11:38,388 | 00:11:40,262 | It's, "What's the point?" | It's, "What's the point?" |
322 | 00:11:41,044 | 00:11:42,638 | I don't understand. | I don't understand. |
323 | 00:11:42,723 | 00:11:45,427 | Asking these questions is exciting. | Asking these questions is exciting. |
324 | 00:11:45,986 | 00:11:47,786 | It's what gets me out of bed. | It's what gets me out of bed. |
325 | 00:11:48,833 | 00:11:50,731 | That's interesting. | That's interesting. |
326 | 00:11:51,054 | 00:11:52,349 | Richard Feynman did say | Richard Feynman did say |
327 | 00:11:52,434 | 00:11:53,962 | the greatest joy in life is the pleasure of | the greatest joy in life is the pleasure of |
328 | 00:11:54,046 | 00:11:55,528 | finding things out. | finding things out. |
329 | 00:11:55,755 | 00:11:58,152 | Feynman... He's the physics guy, right? | Feynman... He's the physics guy, right? |
330 | 00:11:58,237 | 00:12:00,778 | [quietly]: Yes. And your perfume is beguiling. | [quietly]: Yes. And your perfume is beguiling. |
331 | 00:12:01,856 | 00:12:03,948 | It's all making sense to me now. | It's all making sense to me now. |
332 | 00:12:04,289 | 00:12:05,337 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
333 | 00:12:05,724 | 00:12:07,114 | I am happy to help. | I am happy to help. |
334 | 00:12:07,231 | 00:12:09,285 | Dr. Linkletter, I'm dropping your class | Dr. Linkletter, I'm dropping your class |
335 | 00:12:09,370 | 00:12:11,070 | and switching my major to philosophy. | and switching my major to philosophy. |
336 | 00:12:11,208 | 00:12:12,905 | Uh, what? | Uh, what? |
337 | 00:12:17,810 | 00:12:20,326 | It's funny. This morning, I couldn't get out of bed, | It's funny. This morning, I couldn't get out of bed, |
338 | 00:12:20,411 | 00:12:23,325 | and now I stand before a whole new exciting field of study. | and now I stand before a whole new exciting field of study. |
339 | 00:12:23,654 | 00:12:26,878 | Well, maybe instead of making this big switch, | Well, maybe instead of making this big switch, |
340 | 00:12:26,962 | 00:12:28,341 | you could study both. | you could study both. |
341 | 00:12:28,426 | 00:12:31,301 | You could be physics-philosophy guy. | You could be physics-philosophy guy. |
342 | 00:12:31,386 | 00:12:33,278 | You sound like a logical positivist. | You sound like a logical positivist. |
343 | 00:12:33,363 | 00:12:35,064 | That's a branch of philosophy that maintains | That's a branch of philosophy that maintains |
344 | 00:12:35,148 | 00:12:37,349 | the best way to philosophize is through science. | the best way to philosophize is through science. |
345 | 00:12:37,434 | 00:12:39,692 | Well, there you go. Do that. | Well, there you go. Do that. |
346 | 00:12:40,003 | 00:12:41,677 | It may be too early to specialize. | It may be too early to specialize. |
347 | 00:12:41,762 | 00:12:44,202 | I've only been a philosopher for 15 minutes. | I've only been a philosopher for 15 minutes. |
348 | 00:12:45,009 | 00:12:48,200 | Did you notice Dr. Linkletter didn't look too thrilled | Did you notice Dr. Linkletter didn't look too thrilled |
349 | 00:12:48,285 | 00:12:49,770 | about you leaving science? | about you leaving science? |
350 | 00:12:49,855 | 00:12:51,365 | He never looks thrilled about anything. | He never looks thrilled about anything. |
351 | 00:12:51,449 | 00:12:53,846 | I think that's just his face. | I think that's just his face. |
352 | 00:12:55,381 | 00:12:57,169 | That's the face. | That's the face. |
353 | 00:12:58,653 | 00:13:00,467 | [door opens, chimes] | [door opens, chimes] |
354 | 00:13:01,953 | 00:13:03,403 | Why the hell weren't you at practice? | Why the hell weren't you at practice? |
355 | 00:13:03,488 | 00:13:04,884 | Can't talk right now. I'm working. | Can't talk right now. I'm working. |
356 | 00:13:04,969 | 00:13:06,840 | Well, you're gonna talk about it. | Well, you're gonna talk about it. |
357 | 00:13:07,943 | 00:13:09,489 | What do you want from me? | What do you want from me? |
358 | 00:13:09,574 | 00:13:11,724 | I don't want to play football. I want to work. | I don't want to play football. I want to work. |
359 | 00:13:12,216 | 00:13:14,639 | You have your whole life to hold down a job. | You have your whole life to hold down a job. |
360 | 00:13:14,724 | 00:13:16,411 | Hey, I like my job. | Hey, I like my job. |
361 | 00:13:16,496 | 00:13:18,317 | It's not my problem you hate yours. | It's not my problem you hate yours. |
362 | 00:13:24,437 | 00:13:25,960 | Do whatever you want. | Do whatever you want. |
363 | 00:13:27,053 | 00:13:28,358 | ADULT SHELDON: To figure out | ADULT SHELDON: To figure out |
364 | 00:13:28,443 | 00:13:30,444 | which school of philosophy suited me best, | which school of philosophy suited me best, |
365 | 00:13:30,529 | 00:13:33,056 | I decided to sample each one. | I decided to sample each one. |
366 | 00:13:33,141 | 00:13:36,327 | The same way I determined my favorite flavor of oatmeal... | The same way I determined my favorite flavor of oatmeal... |
367 | 00:13:36,421 | 00:13:37,858 | Plain. | Plain. |
368 | 00:13:39,588 | 00:13:40,984 | [TV plays quietly] | [TV plays quietly] |
369 | 00:13:41,099 | 00:13:42,483 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
370 | 00:13:42,568 | 00:13:44,822 | I'm practicing the philosophy of cynicism... | I'm practicing the philosophy of cynicism... |
371 | 00:13:44,907 | 00:13:46,179 | The ancient Greek view | The ancient Greek view |
372 | 00:13:46,264 | 00:13:48,530 | that the rules of society should be ignored. | that the rules of society should be ignored. |
373 | 00:13:48,799 | 00:13:51,062 | If you're gonna break rules, you can do better than that. | If you're gonna break rules, you can do better than that. |
374 | 00:13:51,147 | 00:13:52,491 | How? | How? |
375 | 00:13:52,867 | 00:13:54,413 | [shouts] | [shouts] |
376 | 00:13:54,729 | 00:13:56,255 | ADULT SHELDON: Renaissance humanism is | ADULT SHELDON: Renaissance humanism is |
377 | 00:13:56,372 | 00:13:59,378 | finding meaning in the human form through art. | finding meaning in the human form through art. |
378 | 00:14:00,123 | 00:14:01,873 | - Can I move? - No. | - Can I move? - No. |
379 | 00:14:02,072 | 00:14:03,468 | But my butt itches. | But my butt itches. |
380 | 00:14:03,553 | 00:14:05,530 | Scratch it on your own time. | Scratch it on your own time. |
381 | 00:14:08,585 | 00:14:09,981 | ADULT SHELDON: Nihilists believe | ADULT SHELDON: Nihilists believe |
382 | 00:14:10,066 | 00:14:11,376 | that there's no point to anything, | that there's no point to anything, |
383 | 00:14:11,460 | 00:14:13,268 | because it all ends in nothingness. | because it all ends in nothingness. |
384 | 00:14:13,368 | 00:14:14,854 | Mind if I put on MTV? | Mind if I put on MTV? |
385 | 00:14:14,939 | 00:14:17,206 | Doesn't matter. We're all gonna die anyway. | Doesn't matter. We're all gonna die anyway. |
386 | 00:14:17,307 | 00:14:19,026 | Deep thought, dingus. | Deep thought, dingus. |
387 | 00:14:19,111 | 00:14:21,290 | ADULT SHELDON: Traditionalism is the philosophy | ADULT SHELDON: Traditionalism is the philosophy |
388 | 00:14:21,375 | 00:14:24,412 | that the best way of life is a return to the past. | that the best way of life is a return to the past. |
389 | 00:14:24,497 | 00:14:25,792 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
390 | 00:14:25,877 | 00:14:29,405 | Making my own butter, like in olden times. | Making my own butter, like in olden times. |
391 | 00:14:29,558 | 00:14:31,409 | That's stupid. | That's stupid. |
392 | 00:14:31,885 | 00:14:34,136 | ADULT SHELDON: My arms are still sore. | ADULT SHELDON: My arms are still sore. |
393 | 00:14:34,531 | 00:14:36,940 | Altruism is the belief that we should live | Altruism is the belief that we should live |
394 | 00:14:37,025 | 00:14:39,466 | only by bringing happiness to others. | only by bringing happiness to others. |
395 | 00:14:39,551 | 00:14:40,737 | These are for you. | These are for you. |
396 | 00:14:40,833 | 00:14:42,054 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
397 | 00:14:42,270 | 00:14:43,579 | What the hell?! | What the hell?! |
398 | 00:14:43,789 | 00:14:45,386 | ADULT SHELDON: Egoism is the belief | ADULT SHELDON: Egoism is the belief |
399 | 00:14:45,471 | 00:14:48,300 | that we should live only by bringing happiness to ourselves. | that we should live only by bringing happiness to ourselves. |
400 | 00:14:48,390 | 00:14:50,042 | Mmm. These are pretty good. | Mmm. These are pretty good. |
401 | 00:14:50,395 | 00:14:52,138 | ADULT SHELDON: Transcendentalists were | ADULT SHELDON: Transcendentalists were |
402 | 00:14:52,223 | 00:14:54,794 | philosophers who believed that our deepest connection | philosophers who believed that our deepest connection |
403 | 00:14:54,879 | 00:14:56,667 | is with nature. | is with nature. |
404 | 00:14:57,573 | 00:14:58,815 | Eh. | Eh. |
405 | 00:15:05,408 | 00:15:07,120 | I'm beautiful. | I'm beautiful. |
406 | 00:15:09,673 | 00:15:11,083 | GEORGE SR.: And then Georgie accuses me | GEORGE SR.: And then Georgie accuses me |
407 | 00:15:11,167 | 00:15:12,440 | of hating my job. | of hating my job. |
408 | 00:15:12,819 | 00:15:15,190 | Is this where I thought I'd end up? No. | Is this where I thought I'd end up? No. |
409 | 00:15:15,470 | 00:15:17,214 | Is this where you thought you'd end up? | Is this where you thought you'd end up? |
410 | 00:15:17,299 | 00:15:19,450 | I thought I'd be working at my father's funeral home | I thought I'd be working at my father's funeral home |
411 | 00:15:19,535 | 00:15:21,018 | sewing people's eyes shut. | sewing people's eyes shut. |
412 | 00:15:21,103 | 00:15:22,630 | My life turned out great. | My life turned out great. |
413 | 00:15:23,103 | 00:15:24,612 | Well, good for you. | Well, good for you. |
414 | 00:15:24,697 | 00:15:25,875 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
415 | 00:15:26,095 | 00:15:28,346 | The worst part is, I think Georgie's right. | The worst part is, I think Georgie's right. |
416 | 00:15:30,346 | 00:15:31,589 | You're not happy at work? | You're not happy at work? |
417 | 00:15:31,674 | 00:15:33,374 | I can see if my dad's hiring. | I can see if my dad's hiring. |
418 | 00:15:33,628 | 00:15:35,024 | How are your sewing skills? | How are your sewing skills? |
419 | 00:15:35,342 | 00:15:37,417 | It's not work. | It's not work. |
420 | 00:15:38,180 | 00:15:39,425 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
421 | 00:15:39,510 | 00:15:41,706 | Honestly, I don't know if I'm happy anywhere. | Honestly, I don't know if I'm happy anywhere. |
422 | 00:15:44,605 | 00:15:47,654 | Ugh. When I asked y'all to hang for a drink, | Ugh. When I asked y'all to hang for a drink, |
423 | 00:15:47,739 | 00:15:49,875 | I didn't know you were gonna be such a bummer. | I didn't know you were gonna be such a bummer. |
424 | 00:15:50,091 | 00:15:51,483 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
425 | 00:15:53,369 | 00:15:55,096 | Geez Louise. | Geez Louise. |
426 | 00:15:55,755 | 00:15:59,533 | ♪ Amarillo is where I'll be. | ♪ Amarillo is where I'll be. |
427 | 00:16:03,822 | 00:16:05,096 | [knocking] | [knocking] |
428 | 00:16:05,315 | 00:16:06,928 | - Dr. Linkletter? - Sheldon. | - Dr. Linkletter? - Sheldon. |
429 | 00:16:07,013 | 00:16:08,221 | Good to see you. | Good to see you. |
430 | 00:16:08,306 | 00:16:10,291 | Come on in. I don't suppose | Come on in. I don't suppose |
431 | 00:16:10,376 | 00:16:11,971 | you're here to discuss physics, are you? | you're here to discuss physics, are you? |
432 | 00:16:12,056 | 00:16:13,326 | As a matter of fact, I am. | As a matter of fact, I am. |
433 | 00:16:13,411 | 00:16:14,432 | Excellent. | Excellent. |
434 | 00:16:14,574 | 00:16:15,815 | I'm here to drop your class. | I'm here to drop your class. |
435 | 00:16:15,900 | 00:16:17,209 | I just need you to sign this. | I just need you to sign this. |
436 | 00:16:17,477 | 00:16:18,690 | [exhales] | [exhales] |
437 | 00:16:18,792 | 00:16:20,018 | Have a seat. | Have a seat. |
438 | 00:16:20,331 | 00:16:21,573 | Sheldon, | Sheldon, |
439 | 00:16:21,658 | 00:16:23,258 | I don't know if you thought this through, | I don't know if you thought this through, |
440 | 00:16:23,469 | 00:16:25,256 | but you're here on a physics scholarship, | but you're here on a physics scholarship, |
441 | 00:16:25,341 | 00:16:28,391 | and switching to philosophy may not be well-received. | and switching to philosophy may not be well-received. |
442 | 00:16:28,591 | 00:16:29,960 | Ordinarily, I'd be concerned, | Ordinarily, I'd be concerned, |
443 | 00:16:30,045 | 00:16:31,437 | but I'm currently embracing hedonism. | but I'm currently embracing hedonism. |
444 | 00:16:31,521 | 00:16:32,370 | Sheldon, | Sheldon, |
445 | 00:16:32,455 | 00:16:33,938 | I've been made responsible for you, | I've been made responsible for you, |
446 | 00:16:34,023 | 00:16:35,723 | and so far, it's not going very well. | and so far, it's not going very well. |
447 | 00:16:35,808 | 00:16:37,062 | You were admitted to this university | You were admitted to this university |
448 | 00:16:37,146 | 00:16:38,586 | for your scientific acumen. | for your scientific acumen. |
449 | 00:16:38,671 | 00:16:41,503 | And changing majors could have serious repercussions. | And changing majors could have serious repercussions. |
450 | 00:16:41,588 | 00:16:42,896 | Son, | Son, |
451 | 00:16:42,981 | 00:16:44,280 | please try to understand. | please try to understand. |
452 | 00:16:44,365 | 00:16:46,665 | If you abandon physics for philosophy, | If you abandon physics for philosophy, |
453 | 00:16:46,749 | 00:16:48,594 | [fading]: You're gonna be missing out on the opportunity | [fading]: You're gonna be missing out on the opportunity |
454 | 00:16:48,678 | 00:16:50,112 | to be part of something great. Possibly... | to be part of something great. Possibly... |
455 | 00:16:50,196 | 00:16:51,143 | ♪ Tiny bubbles... | ♪ Tiny bubbles... |
456 | 00:16:51,228 | 00:16:53,244 | ADULT SHELDON: As Dr. Linkletter prattled on, | ADULT SHELDON: As Dr. Linkletter prattled on, |
457 | 00:16:53,329 | 00:16:54,564 | I couldn't help but notice | I couldn't help but notice |
458 | 00:16:54,649 | 00:16:57,177 | the beauty of that ephemeral bubble. | the beauty of that ephemeral bubble. |
459 | 00:16:57,418 | 00:16:59,924 | I wondered if perhaps we're all just bubbles, | I wondered if perhaps we're all just bubbles, |
460 | 00:17:00,135 | 00:17:02,994 | being buffeted through life on a stream of currents | being buffeted through life on a stream of currents |
461 | 00:17:03,266 | 00:17:05,054 | - beyond our understanding. - ♪ Tiny bubbles... | - beyond our understanding. - ♪ Tiny bubbles... |
462 | 00:17:05,138 | 00:17:07,629 | Look at it. The local minimization achieves | Look at it. The local minimization achieves |
463 | 00:17:07,714 | 00:17:10,807 | a global maximization, and it's nearly perfect. | a global maximization, and it's nearly perfect. |
464 | 00:17:11,008 | 00:17:12,796 | I wondered if this was the key | I wondered if this was the key |
465 | 00:17:12,881 | 00:17:15,060 | to the smoothness of matter in the universe. | to the smoothness of matter in the universe. |
466 | 00:17:15,151 | 00:17:18,666 | The cosmic web of stars and galaxies could hold it together | The cosmic web of stars and galaxies could hold it together |
467 | 00:17:18,751 | 00:17:20,814 | like the web of polymers in soap! | like the web of polymers in soap! |
468 | 00:17:21,043 | 00:17:23,408 | This could be a whole new area of research. | This could be a whole new area of research. |
469 | 00:17:24,330 | 00:17:26,632 | Changing majors would be a huge mistake, | Changing majors would be a huge mistake, |
470 | 00:17:26,717 | 00:17:31,049 | but if this is what you really want, here you go. | but if this is what you really want, here you go. |
471 | 00:17:33,317 | 00:17:34,916 | - Sheldon? - What? | - Sheldon? - What? |
472 | 00:17:35,076 | 00:17:37,721 | Here you go. Good luck with philosophy. | Here you go. Good luck with philosophy. |
473 | 00:17:37,873 | 00:17:39,260 | Oh, I'm back on science now. | Oh, I'm back on science now. |
474 | 00:17:39,345 | 00:17:40,456 | I have work to do. | I have work to do. |
475 | 00:17:40,541 | 00:17:46,572 | ♪ Got a feeling that I'm gonna love you till the end of time. ♪ | ♪ Got a feeling that I'm gonna love you till the end of time. ♪ |
476 | 00:17:46,737 | 00:17:48,367 | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org | Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org |
477 | 00:17:48,451 | 00:17:50,451 | Sync corrections by srjanapala | Sync corrections by srjanapala |