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1 00:00:12,110 00:00:14,180 Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Showdown.
2 00:00:54,052 00:00:55,921 Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Showdown.
3 00:01:06,298 00:01:10,101 Clay: Dojo, can you slow down just a mite? Clay: Dojo, can you slow down just a mite?
4 00:01:10,101 00:01:12,771 Don't sweat it, cowboy. This is China. Don't sweat it, cowboy. This is China.
5 00:01:12,771 00:01:16,875 I know these mountains like the back of my hand. I know these mountains like the back of my hand.
6 00:01:16,875 00:01:20,145 Kimiko: But you don't have hands, Dojo. Kimiko: But you don't have hands, Dojo.
7 00:01:20,145 00:01:21,913 Good point. Good point.
8 00:01:21,913 00:01:23,449 All: Aah! All: Aah!
9 00:01:23,449 00:01:28,354 Oh! My stomach. I think I left it outside. Oh! My stomach. I think I left it outside.
10 00:01:28,354 00:01:29,855 Incoming! Incoming!
11 00:01:29,855 00:01:31,823 All: Aah! All: Aah!
12 00:01:31,823 00:01:33,116 Don't just stand there Don't just stand there
13 00:01:33,116 00:01:34,592 picking your nose, you big oaf! picking your nose, you big oaf!
14 00:01:34,658 00:01:35,708 Keep throwing! Keep throwing!
15 00:01:39,631 00:01:40,766 Aah! Aah!
16 00:01:40,766 00:01:43,602 Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
17 00:01:43,602 00:01:47,239 Stuck with a one-eyed halfwit. Stuck with a one-eyed halfwit.
18 00:01:47,239 00:01:50,208 Oh! That was close. Oh! That was close.
19 00:01:52,444 00:01:55,881 I'd say it was more than just close. Huh? I'd say it was more than just close. Huh?
20 00:01:55,881 00:02:00,151 Well, looky there. It's the Shen Gong Wu. Well, looky there. It's the Shen Gong Wu.
21 00:02:00,151 00:02:03,689 Rargh! Rargh!
22 00:02:07,526 00:02:10,228 Time to kick ogre butt. Time to kick ogre butt.
23 00:02:10,228 00:02:12,764 Typhoon boom! Wind! Typhoon boom! Wind!
24 00:02:12,764 00:02:15,200 Argh! Argh!
25 00:02:15,200 00:02:19,871 Unh! Seismic kick! Earth! Unh! Seismic kick! Earth!
26 00:02:19,871 00:02:23,175 Argh! Ooh! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ow!
27 00:02:23,175 00:02:25,311 Hold it! Aah! Hold it! Aah!
28 00:02:25,311 00:02:28,515 Oof! Ha ha ha! Oof! Ha ha ha!
29 00:02:28,515 00:02:31,183 Ha! Nice try, Jack Spicer, Ha! Nice try, Jack Spicer,
30 00:02:31,183 00:02:34,454 but I believe the Shen Gong Wu is mine. but I believe the Shen Gong Wu is mine.
31 00:02:34,454 00:02:35,955 Oh, give me a break! Oh, give me a break!
32 00:02:35,955 00:02:38,491 I worked my fingers to the bone to get here first I worked my fingers to the bone to get here first
33 00:02:38,491 00:02:42,328 and I Wind up with bupkes. Aah! and I Wind up with bupkes. Aah!
34 00:02:42,328 00:02:45,097 Aah! Aah!
35 00:02:45,097 00:02:48,200 Oh! Aah! Oh! Aah!
36 00:02:48,200 00:02:51,904 Nice catch, Dojo! Nice catch, Dojo!
37 00:02:55,307 00:02:58,377 What did you have for lunch?! What did you have for lunch?!
38 00:03:00,146 00:03:04,316 Jack's no threat anymore. No Wuya, no Jackbots, Jack's no threat anymore. No Wuya, no Jackbots,
39 00:03:04,316 00:03:08,020 just a big one-eyed loser. We kicked his butt. just a big one-eyed loser. We kicked his butt.
40 00:03:08,020 00:03:09,856 The map of evil may have changed, The map of evil may have changed,
41 00:03:09,856 00:03:12,992 but that does not mean there is no longer any threat. but that does not mean there is no longer any threat.
42 00:03:12,992 00:03:14,794 There is still Chase Young. There is still Chase Young.
43 00:03:14,794 00:03:16,429 And now Wuya is with him. And now Wuya is with him.
44 00:03:16,429 00:03:18,097 That will only make him stronger. That will only make him stronger.
45 00:03:18,097 00:03:21,267 You may have beaten Chase Young once, You may have beaten Chase Young once,
46 00:03:21,267 00:03:22,869 but he was not defeated. but he was not defeated.
47 00:03:22,869 00:03:25,037 To eat rotten egg rolls once is difficult. To eat rotten egg rolls once is difficult.
48 00:03:25,037 00:03:28,475 To eat them twice is another thing. To eat them twice is another thing.
49 00:03:28,475 00:03:29,609 What does that mean? What does that mean?
50 00:03:29,609 00:03:32,278 Who knows? Just do what I do. Who knows? Just do what I do.
51 00:03:32,278 00:03:34,514 Smile and nod. Smile and nod.
52 00:03:39,952 00:03:42,889 They all think they have me beat, huh? They all think they have me beat, huh?
53 00:03:42,889 00:03:44,457 Monks...Losers. Monks...Losers.
54 00:03:44,457 00:03:45,792 Wuya...Ugly loser. Wuya...Ugly loser.
55 00:03:45,792 00:03:50,362 Chase Young...Well, he is kind of cool. Chase Young...Well, he is kind of cool.
56 00:03:50,362 00:03:53,299 But I am Jack Spicer, price of darkness, But I am Jack Spicer, price of darkness,
57 00:03:53,299 00:03:57,036 and I have a plan. Ha ha ha! and I have a plan. Ha ha ha!
58 00:03:57,036 00:03:58,671 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
59 00:03:58,671 00:04:00,272 Oh, stop that! Oh, stop that!
60 00:04:00,272 00:04:01,841 You're not allowed to evil laugh You're not allowed to evil laugh
61 00:04:01,841 00:04:04,110 until you can do it neatly. until you can do it neatly.
62 00:04:05,745 00:04:07,480 Wuya: You didn't even bother to go after Wuya: You didn't even bother to go after
63 00:04:07,480 00:04:09,048 the last 3 Shen Gong Wu. the last 3 Shen Gong Wu.
64 00:04:09,048 00:04:12,018 I am not interested in your little magical toys. I am not interested in your little magical toys.
65 00:04:12,018 00:04:14,286 When I feel like it, I'll get you some. When I feel like it, I'll get you some.
66 00:04:14,286 00:04:17,056 Right now I have more important matters, Right now I have more important matters,
67 00:04:17,056 00:04:21,694 like delivering young Omi to our evil ways. like delivering young Omi to our evil ways.
68 00:04:22,762 00:04:24,363 I don't understand. I don't understand.
69 00:04:24,363 00:04:27,299 Why are you wasting your time with that runt of a monk? Why are you wasting your time with that runt of a monk?
70 00:04:27,299 00:04:32,572 That is exactly the point. You don't understand! That is exactly the point. You don't understand!
71 00:04:32,572 00:04:36,275 Kindly leave me to my plans. Kindly leave me to my plans.
72 00:04:36,275 00:04:38,978 Ah! Such command, Ah! Such command,
73 00:04:38,978 00:04:40,680 such authority. such authority.
74 00:04:40,680 00:04:45,351 Why, if I were 500 years younger and had a body... Why, if I were 500 years younger and had a body...
75 00:04:45,351 00:04:46,919 Grr. Grr.
76 00:04:46,919 00:04:50,089 According to my tongue, that by the way According to my tongue, that by the way
77 00:04:50,089 00:04:54,594 has a coat harrier than a woolly mammoth... has a coat harrier than a woolly mammoth...
78 00:04:54,594 00:04:57,964 The Wu shu visor is in sight. The Wu shu visor is in sight.
79 00:04:57,964 00:05:00,600 Where? Somewhere in the sand. Where? Somewhere in the sand.
80 00:05:00,600 00:05:03,970 That shouldn't be so hard to find... That shouldn't be so hard to find...
81 00:05:03,970 00:05:06,773 In our lifetime. In our lifetime.
82 00:05:08,240 00:05:11,377 Uh-oh! I think I spotted it. Why "uh-oh?" Uh-oh! I think I spotted it. Why "uh-oh?"
83 00:05:11,377 00:05:14,513 Because Chase Young has spotted it first. Because Chase Young has spotted it first.
84 00:05:16,148 00:05:17,717 I believe that is ours! I believe that is ours!
85 00:05:18,918 00:05:21,420 I like your spunk, little one. I like your spunk, little one.
86 00:05:21,420 00:05:23,556 Care to try to take it from me? Care to try to take it from me?
87 00:05:35,201 00:05:37,003 Perhaps you would like to take Perhaps you would like to take
88 00:05:37,003 00:05:38,638 the Shen Gong Wu from me the Shen Gong Wu from me
89 00:05:38,638 00:05:39,939 with my back turned. with my back turned.
90 00:05:39,939 00:05:42,474 If there's one thing I can't stand If there's one thing I can't stand
91 00:05:42,474 00:05:44,977 it's a cocky evildoer. it's a cocky evildoer.
92 00:05:44,977 00:05:48,681 All: Dragon x-kumei formation! All: Dragon x-kumei formation!
93 00:05:48,681 00:05:49,849 Hyah! Hyah!
94 00:05:50,983 00:05:54,954 Mmm. Isn't he a work of art? Mmm. Isn't he a work of art?
95 00:05:54,954 00:05:56,155 Hyah! Hyah!
96 00:05:56,155 00:05:58,991 So, we meet again. So, we meet again.
97 00:06:08,167 00:06:09,669 Uh, nice cats. Uh, nice cats.
98 00:06:09,669 00:06:14,106 Yeah. Sure hope they're well fed. Yeah. Sure hope they're well fed.
99 00:06:15,074 00:06:16,375 Monkey face! Monkey face!
100 00:06:16,375 00:06:17,543 Lizard eyes! Lizard eyes!
101 00:06:17,543 00:06:18,510 Rooster kick! Rooster kick!
102 00:06:18,510 00:06:19,545 Leopard strike! Leopard strike!
103 00:06:19,545 00:06:20,613 Rising snake! Rising snake!
104 00:06:20,613 00:06:21,948 Yaah! Yaah!
105 00:06:21,948 00:06:22,815 Hyah! Hyah!
106 00:06:22,815 00:06:24,350 You've learned well. You've learned well.
107 00:06:24,350 00:06:28,587 Now show me something I don't know. Now show me something I don't know.
108 00:06:31,958 00:06:35,061 Say hello to my little friend. Say hello to my little friend.
109 00:06:38,865 00:06:43,069 Is this the best you can do, Jack? Is this the best you can do, Jack?
110 00:06:45,604 00:06:48,507 Aaaahhh! Aagghh! Aaaahhh! Aagghh!
111 00:06:50,209 00:06:51,878 The idea is adequate, The idea is adequate,
112 00:06:51,878 00:06:53,713 but the execution is lacking, but the execution is lacking,
113 00:06:53,713 00:06:54,947 as are you. as are you.
114 00:06:56,215 00:06:57,650 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
115 00:06:57,650 00:06:59,819 Well, I've got something that you don't. Well, I've got something that you don't.
116 00:06:59,819 00:07:01,420 Very small hands? Very small hands?
117 00:07:01,420 00:07:04,356 No. The sphere of yun. No. The sphere of yun.
118 00:07:05,892 00:07:06,859 Hah! Hah!
119 00:07:06,859 00:07:08,861 Who's your evil bad dude now? Who's your evil bad dude now?
120 00:07:08,861 00:07:10,262 I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad.
121 00:07:10,262 00:07:13,265 I not only have Chase captured, I not only have Chase captured,
122 00:07:13,265 00:07:14,400 I have his powers, too. I have his powers, too.
123 00:07:14,400 00:07:16,035 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me check. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me check.
124 00:07:16,035 00:07:17,737 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. He's right! Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. He's right!
125 00:07:17,737 00:07:20,639 The sphere of yun not only traps its subject in a cage, The sphere of yun not only traps its subject in a cage,
126 00:07:20,639 00:07:24,777 but gives its possessor control of its possessees' possessions. but gives its possessor control of its possessees' possessions.
127 00:07:24,777 00:07:26,312 Cool. That's a mouthful. Cool. That's a mouthful.
128 00:07:26,312 00:07:31,017 Which means the jungle cats are now in my control. Which means the jungle cats are now in my control.
129 00:07:40,392 00:07:41,728 Hyah! Hyah!
130 00:07:46,465 00:07:48,634 Here, kitty, kitties. Here, kitty, kitties.
131 00:07:48,634 00:07:50,336 That's a good kitty. That's a good kitty.
132 00:07:50,336 00:07:52,438 Come to papa Jack. Come to papa Jack.
133 00:07:55,407 00:07:57,009 Aah! Aah!
134 00:07:57,009 00:07:59,712 Don't bite off more than you can chew, Spicer. Don't bite off more than you can chew, Spicer.
135 00:07:59,712 00:08:01,313 It may come back to bite you. It may come back to bite you.
136 00:08:01,313 00:08:02,481 Oh? Oh, yeah? Oh? Oh, yeah?
137 00:08:02,481 00:08:03,716 So tell me, So tell me,
138 00:08:03,716 00:08:05,617 who would you rather be right now, who would you rather be right now,
139 00:08:05,617 00:08:08,020 me or you? Ha ha ha! me or you? Ha ha ha!
140 00:08:08,020 00:08:10,089 Ba-a-ll! Ba-a-ll!
141 00:08:11,623 00:08:13,059 I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
142 00:08:13,059 00:08:16,963 Score one for the guy with all the makeup. Score one for the guy with all the makeup.
143 00:08:29,508 00:08:31,210 Hmm? Hmm?
144 00:08:31,210 00:08:33,245 Ahhh. Ahhh.
145 00:08:33,245 00:08:36,148 Ahhh...Ha ha... Ahhh...Ha ha...
146 00:08:36,148 00:08:37,116 Ohhh... Ohhh...
147 00:08:37,116 00:08:38,818 Ahhh...Ah. Ahhh...Ah.
148 00:08:38,818 00:08:39,919 Yeah. Yeah.
149 00:08:39,919 00:08:41,520 I gotta hand it to you, I gotta hand it to you,
150 00:08:41,520 00:08:43,923 this is one fine crib, this is one fine crib,
151 00:08:43,923 00:08:45,424 and now it's my crib. and now it's my crib.
152 00:08:45,424 00:08:48,260 You should count your good fortune... You should count your good fortune...
153 00:08:48,260 00:08:50,629 While it lasts. While it lasts.
154 00:08:50,629 00:08:52,298 Ooooohh! Ooooohh!
155 00:08:52,298 00:08:53,833 I'm so scared. I'm so scared.
156 00:08:53,833 00:08:55,667 I wasn't good enough to work with you. I wasn't good enough to work with you.
157 00:08:55,667 00:08:57,169 But you're not in charge anymore, But you're not in charge anymore,
158 00:08:57,169 00:08:59,671 Mr. high and dragon mighty, are you? Mr. high and dragon mighty, are you?
159 00:08:59,671 00:09:00,773 I'm in charge. I'm in charge.
160 00:09:00,773 00:09:01,874 Jack Spicer. Jack Spicer.
161 00:09:01,874 00:09:03,142 What you say? What you say?
162 00:09:03,142 00:09:05,411 Jack Spicer-- that's right! Jack Spicer-- that's right!
163 00:09:06,578 00:09:07,880 Could you keep it down? Could you keep it down?
164 00:09:07,880 00:09:09,481 I think I'll get some sleep. I think I'll get some sleep.
165 00:09:09,481 00:09:11,750 Where's your evil super-genius now? Where's your evil super-genius now?
166 00:09:11,750 00:09:13,519 Asleep in a cage like a parrot. Asleep in a cage like a parrot.
167 00:09:13,519 00:09:14,686 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
168 00:09:14,686 00:09:15,955 Oh, Jack, Oh, Jack,
169 00:09:15,955 00:09:18,891 you know you were always my favorite. you know you were always my favorite.
170 00:09:18,891 00:09:21,293 Ahh...Ahh...Ahh...Ahh-- Ahh...Ahh...Ahh...Ahh--
171 00:09:21,293 00:09:22,428 yo, Einstein! yo, Einstein!
172 00:09:22,428 00:09:24,030 Saddle up! Saddle up!
173 00:09:24,030 00:09:26,899 It's time we spread some of our evil fortune. It's time we spread some of our evil fortune.
174 00:09:26,899 00:09:28,700 Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
175 00:09:28,700 00:09:30,436 Aah ha ha ha ha ha! Aah ha ha ha ha ha!
176 00:09:30,436 00:09:32,471 Aah ha ha ha ha! Aah ha ha ha ha!
177 00:09:32,471 00:09:35,808 Aaah ha ha ha! Aaah ha ha ha!
178 00:09:37,343 00:09:39,245 All of the powers of Chase Young All of the powers of Chase Young
179 00:09:39,245 00:09:42,014 and all the idiocy of Jack Spicer... and all the idiocy of Jack Spicer...
180 00:09:42,014 00:09:43,782 What a scary combination. What a scary combination.
181 00:09:43,782 00:09:47,920 Maybe he will finally be satisfied and quit his evil ways. Maybe he will finally be satisfied and quit his evil ways.
182 00:09:47,920 00:09:49,889 Oh! Oh!
183 00:09:53,692 00:09:55,194 If you are here to surrender, If you are here to surrender,
184 00:09:55,194 00:09:56,595 you are most welcome. you are most welcome.
185 00:09:56,595 00:09:58,898 Otherwise, prepare for defeat. Otherwise, prepare for defeat.
186 00:09:58,898 00:10:00,900 "Otherwise, prepare for defeat." "Otherwise, prepare for defeat."
187 00:10:00,900 00:10:03,335 You're more fool yourself than me. You're more fool yourself than me.
188 00:10:03,335 00:10:07,974 Jungle cats, entertain my little friends. Jungle cats, entertain my little friends.
189 00:10:07,974 00:10:11,243 All: Dragon x-kumei formation! All: Dragon x-kumei formation!
190 00:10:13,279 00:10:14,713 Hyah! Hyah!
191 00:10:14,713 00:10:16,115 Arrgh! Arrgh!
192 00:10:32,264 00:10:33,866 Ohh! Ohh!
193 00:10:35,001 00:10:38,004 Cyclops, to the vault! Cyclops, to the vault!
194 00:10:44,610 00:10:48,080 Huh? Hu-u-uh? Huh? Hu-u-uh?
195 00:10:52,651 00:10:55,888 Aaah! Aaah!
196 00:11:10,169 00:11:15,207 Ooh, the flying crane hokaido masher move. Ooh, the flying crane hokaido masher move.
197 00:11:35,394 00:11:36,528 Ugh! Ugh!
198 00:11:36,528 00:11:39,531 Master Fung, are you all right? Master Fung, are you all right?
199 00:11:39,531 00:11:40,699 I am fine. I am fine.
200 00:11:40,699 00:11:43,302 I am just not as young as I used to be. I am just not as young as I used to be.
201 00:11:43,302 00:11:47,073 We must get to the vault at once. We must get to the vault at once.
202 00:11:48,474 00:11:57,349 Uh... Uh...
203 00:11:58,484 00:12:01,087 Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha.
204 00:12:04,823 00:12:06,192 Eeyuu. Eeyuu.
205 00:12:06,192 00:12:07,626 Unh! Unh!
206 00:12:07,626 00:12:08,694 Arrggh! Arrggh!
207 00:12:08,694 00:12:10,496 Omi: Jack Spicer! Omi: Jack Spicer!
208 00:12:11,730 00:12:14,266 You got away from the cats sooner than I expected. You got away from the cats sooner than I expected.
209 00:12:14,266 00:12:20,006 That is because nobody expects the flying crane hokaido masher move! That is because nobody expects the flying crane hokaido masher move!
210 00:12:20,006 00:12:24,443 Anyway, it's been real, but we got places to go and evil to do. Anyway, it's been real, but we got places to go and evil to do.
211 00:12:24,443 00:12:27,046 One-eyed freak, giddyap! One-eyed freak, giddyap!
212 00:12:31,083 00:12:35,021 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
213 00:12:39,992 00:12:41,360 Gee, it's not too bad. Gee, it's not too bad.
214 00:12:41,360 00:12:42,961 Most of the Wu's still here. Most of the Wu's still here.
215 00:12:42,961 00:12:44,896 Not too bad? It was a disaster. Not too bad? It was a disaster.
216 00:12:44,896 00:12:48,767 I've got cat spit in places I don't even like to think about. I've got cat spit in places I don't even like to think about.
217 00:12:48,767 00:12:50,136 Fighting Jack is one thing, Fighting Jack is one thing,
218 00:12:50,136 00:12:52,304 but those jungle cats are too much! but those jungle cats are too much!
219 00:12:52,304 00:12:55,107 We may never win another Shen Gong Wu. We may never win another Shen Gong Wu.
220 00:12:55,107 00:12:57,176 It was better when Chase had the power. It was better when Chase had the power.
221 00:12:57,176 00:12:59,211 At least he did not go after the Wu. At least he did not go after the Wu.
222 00:12:59,211 00:13:01,113 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
223 00:13:01,113 00:13:02,414 He's the enemy, Omi. He's the enemy, Omi.
224 00:13:02,414 00:13:05,517 I was simply talking out loud. I was simply talking out loud.
225 00:13:05,517 00:13:07,719 I meant nothing. I meant nothing.
226 00:13:21,867 00:13:23,069 I must do this alone. I must do this alone.
227 00:13:23,069 00:13:24,770 If I am wrong, If I am wrong,
228 00:13:24,770 00:13:28,940 at least my friends will not have to share in my mistake. at least my friends will not have to share in my mistake.
229 00:13:28,940 00:13:31,443 Golden Tiger Claws! Golden Tiger Claws!
230 00:13:36,082 00:13:38,517 I didn't realize it was visiting hours. I didn't realize it was visiting hours.
231 00:13:38,517 00:13:41,220 I--i have not come for a visit. I--i have not come for a visit.
232 00:13:41,220 00:13:43,089 So why are you here? So why are you here?
233 00:13:43,089 00:13:44,256 To rescue you! To rescue you!
234 00:13:44,256 00:13:46,758 Reversing Mirror! Reversing Mirror!
235 00:13:54,933 00:13:58,604 And now there's something I must do. And now there's something I must do.
236 00:13:58,604 00:13:59,738 Thank me? Thank me?
237 00:13:59,738 00:14:01,440 Destroy you. Destroy you.
238 00:14:07,779 00:14:10,716 You really should be more careful who you trust. You really should be more careful who you trust.
239 00:14:10,716 00:14:14,353 That seems only to be a problem when I trust you. That seems only to be a problem when I trust you.
240 00:14:15,254 00:14:17,256 Red ball Tsunami! Red ball Tsunami!
241 00:14:18,490 00:14:21,260 You learned well from our last encounter. You learned well from our last encounter.
242 00:14:21,260 00:14:24,062 Well, I was taught by the best. Well, I was taught by the best.
243 00:14:24,062 00:14:25,297 Thank you. Thank you.
244 00:14:25,297 00:14:28,667 I was speaking of Master Fung. I was speaking of Master Fung.
245 00:14:34,340 00:14:37,943 So have you reconsidered my offer to join me? So have you reconsidered my offer to join me?
246 00:14:37,943 00:14:42,080 No. I owed you a favor, and now I have repaid it. No. I owed you a favor, and now I have repaid it.
247 00:14:42,080 00:14:45,284 You may be closer than you think to joining me You may be closer than you think to joining me
248 00:14:45,284 00:14:46,652 with that little white lie. with that little white lie.
249 00:14:46,652 00:14:47,686 I do not lie! I do not lie!
250 00:14:47,686 00:14:49,221 Really? Really?
251 00:14:49,221 00:14:52,491 You mean you didn't free me for your own self-interest You mean you didn't free me for your own self-interest
252 00:14:52,491 00:14:55,427 to stop that nitwit Jack Spicer? to stop that nitwit Jack Spicer?
253 00:14:55,427 00:14:58,464 Well...Maybe...A little. Well...Maybe...A little.
254 00:14:58,464 00:15:00,466 Isn't that what evil is all about? Isn't that what evil is all about?
255 00:15:00,466 00:15:03,735 A lie here, a little bad there... A lie here, a little bad there...
256 00:15:03,735 00:15:06,838 Suddenly it's so easy. Suddenly it's so easy.
257 00:15:10,242 00:15:11,443 Dojo, what's wrong? Dojo, what's wrong?
258 00:15:11,443 00:15:13,044 What in the wild Bob west is going on? What in the wild Bob west is going on?
259 00:15:13,044 00:15:14,813 It's round guy. He's gone! It's round guy. He's gone!
260 00:15:14,813 00:15:18,083 Oh, no! Omi must've gone to fight Jack on his own! Oh, no! Omi must've gone to fight Jack on his own!
261 00:15:18,083 00:15:22,154 That little feller has more pride than a dog has fleas. That little feller has more pride than a dog has fleas.
262 00:15:22,154 00:15:25,324 We got to hurry. Omi may need us. We got to hurry. Omi may need us.
263 00:15:31,663 00:15:33,232 Dismount! Dismount!
264 00:15:35,267 00:15:36,235 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
265 00:15:36,235 00:15:37,403 How's it going, How's it going,
266 00:15:37,403 00:15:40,272 Mr. I-used-to-be- somebody-evil? Mr. I-used-to-be- somebody-evil?
267 00:15:40,272 00:15:41,873 It goes well. It goes well.
268 00:15:41,873 00:15:43,141 And you? And you?
269 00:15:43,141 00:15:45,744 Better than you can say, loser. Ha ha! Better than you can say, loser. Ha ha!
270 00:15:45,744 00:15:50,482 Has been, old evil relic, old evil doo-doo head! Has been, old evil relic, old evil doo-doo head!
271 00:15:50,482 00:15:52,851 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
272 00:15:52,851 00:15:54,353 Ha ha...Ha... Ha ha...Ha...
273 00:15:54,353 00:15:58,457 Hey, hey, how'd you get all the way over here Hey, hey, how'd you get all the way over here
274 00:15:58,457 00:16:01,893 when I left you over there? when I left you over there?
275 00:16:03,262 00:16:05,096 Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me!
276 00:16:05,096 00:16:07,633 I'm frail and I bruise easily. I'm frail and I bruise easily.
277 00:16:07,633 00:16:09,801 I was always with you, Chase. I was always with you, Chase.
278 00:16:09,801 00:16:11,470 At least in spirit. At least in spirit.
279 00:16:11,470 00:16:13,839 There's one thing I want to know. There's one thing I want to know.
280 00:16:13,839 00:16:15,173 Yes, anything. Yes, anything.
281 00:16:15,173 00:16:17,509 Who would you rather be right now? Who would you rather be right now?
282 00:16:17,509 00:16:18,310 You... You...
283 00:16:19,545 00:16:21,012 Or me? Or me?
284 00:16:21,012 00:16:22,147 You. You.
285 00:16:22,147 00:16:24,283 Care to watch, Omi? Care to watch, Omi?
286 00:16:24,283 00:16:25,351 No! No!
287 00:16:25,351 00:16:26,352 This is my battle. This is my battle.
288 00:16:26,352 00:16:27,753 Return the Shen Gong Wu now Return the Shen Gong Wu now
289 00:16:27,753 00:16:29,888 or suffer a humiliating defeat. or suffer a humiliating defeat.
290 00:16:29,888 00:16:31,056 Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right.
291 00:16:31,056 00:16:32,224 Gang up on the weakling. Gang up on the weakling.
292 00:16:32,224 00:16:33,625 Stand back! Stand back!
293 00:16:33,625 00:16:36,695 I have Wu and I'm not afraid to use them. I have Wu and I'm not afraid to use them.
294 00:16:36,695 00:16:38,664 Star Hanabi. Star Hanabi.
295 00:16:41,667 00:16:43,835 Tangle Web Comb! Tangle Web Comb!
296 00:16:47,439 00:16:49,541 Third arm Sash? Third arm Sash?
297 00:16:52,010 00:16:54,780 Waah! Waah! Ooh! Aah! Waah! Waah! Ooh! Aah!
298 00:16:54,780 00:16:58,183 Don't just stand there, you big oaf! Don't just stand there, you big oaf!
299 00:16:58,183 00:16:59,785 Get him! Get him!
300 00:17:06,825 00:17:10,396 Much obliged, though I had it under control. Much obliged, though I had it under control.
301 00:17:10,396 00:17:12,598 Those are my stolen Shen Gong Wu. Those are my stolen Shen Gong Wu.
302 00:17:12,598 00:17:16,368 I'm going to blast you into next Saturday. I'm going to blast you into next Saturday.
303 00:17:17,436 00:17:19,838 Hey, how did Chase get out? Hey, how did Chase get out?
304 00:17:19,838 00:17:21,172 Kimiko: What's going on? Kimiko: What's going on?
305 00:17:21,172 00:17:22,808 Well, you see... Well, you see...
306 00:17:22,808 00:17:23,875 I, uh... I, uh...
307 00:17:23,875 00:17:25,311 Came here to, uh... Came here to, uh...
308 00:17:25,311 00:17:27,078 Take back the Shen Gong Wu. Take back the Shen Gong Wu.
309 00:17:27,078 00:17:28,414 What? What?
310 00:17:28,414 00:17:31,950 I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!
311 00:17:31,950 00:17:33,251 But I-- But I--
312 00:17:33,251 00:17:36,087 I wager the Shroud of Shadows. I wager the Shroud of Shadows.
313 00:17:36,087 00:17:37,356 And you? And you?
314 00:17:37,356 00:17:39,591 Uh, I wager the Orb of Tornami. Uh, I wager the Orb of Tornami.
315 00:17:39,591 00:17:41,860 The game is a test of skill, The game is a test of skill,
316 00:17:41,860 00:17:43,962 follow the leader, kung fu style. follow the leader, kung fu style.
317 00:17:43,962 00:17:47,666 Whoever falls first loses. Whoever falls first loses.
318 00:17:47,666 00:17:48,467 Agreed. Agreed.
319 00:17:48,467 00:17:49,335 Let's go. Let's go.
320 00:17:49,335 00:17:51,803 Xiaolin Showdown! Xiaolin Showdown!
321 00:18:01,146 00:18:03,449 All: Gong yi tan pai! All: Gong yi tan pai!
322 00:18:03,449 00:18:06,385 Jumping tiger, hidden monkies! Jumping tiger, hidden monkies!
323 00:18:07,653 00:18:11,323 Interesting, but not so difficult. Interesting, but not so difficult.
324 00:18:14,560 00:18:16,328 Big deal. I could do that if I wanted to. Big deal. I could do that if I wanted to.
325 00:18:16,328 00:18:20,766 You can't even tie your shoelaces without instructions. You can't even tie your shoelaces without instructions.
326 00:18:20,766 00:18:21,533 Try this one. Try this one.
327 00:18:21,533 00:18:24,803 Bison stomping crane. Hyah! Bison stomping crane. Hyah!
328 00:18:27,406 00:18:29,741 Ha! Piece of pie! Ha! Piece of pie!
329 00:18:29,741 00:18:31,943 Piece of cake. Piece of cake.
330 00:18:34,880 00:18:36,582 Way to go, Omi! Really nice move! Way to go, Omi! Really nice move!
331 00:18:36,582 00:18:37,883 Rooster calling sun! Rooster calling sun!
332 00:18:37,883 00:18:38,917 Wasp stinging flower. Wasp stinging flower.
333 00:18:38,917 00:18:39,951 Mosquito at rest. Mosquito at rest.
334 00:18:39,951 00:18:41,119 Mosquito climbing tree. Mosquito climbing tree.
335 00:18:41,119 00:18:42,253 Duck eating crackers. Duck eating crackers.
336 00:18:42,253 00:18:43,622 Grasshopper doing dog paddle. Grasshopper doing dog paddle.
337 00:18:43,622 00:18:46,257 They have got to be making this stuff up. They have got to be making this stuff up.
338 00:18:46,257 00:18:47,559 "Grasshopper doing dog paddle." "Grasshopper doing dog paddle."
339 00:18:47,559 00:18:49,060 Right here in black and white. Right here in black and white.
340 00:18:49,060 00:18:51,463 Right next to "spider doing hokey-pokey." Right next to "spider doing hokey-pokey."
341 00:18:51,463 00:18:53,865 You have come far, little monk. You have come far, little monk.
342 00:18:53,865 00:18:56,001 Far enough to win this showdown. Far enough to win this showdown.
343 00:18:56,001 00:19:00,906 Really? Butterfly fools moth on cypress tree. Really? Butterfly fools moth on cypress tree.
344 00:19:04,410 00:19:08,580 Shroud of Shadows. Shroud of Shadows.
345 00:19:09,448 00:19:10,549 Whoa! Whoa!
346 00:19:10,549 00:19:12,851 All: Look out! All: Look out!
347 00:19:14,986 00:19:16,287 Aah! Aah!
348 00:19:16,287 00:19:18,590 Moth not fooled. Moth not fooled.
349 00:19:20,726 00:19:23,462 Losing your nerve, little one? Losing your nerve, little one?
350 00:19:23,462 00:19:26,632 No, but you are losing the contest. No, but you are losing the contest.
351 00:19:26,632 00:19:28,366 Tornado strike! Tornado strike!
352 00:19:28,366 00:19:30,135 Ice! Ice!
353 00:19:30,135 00:19:34,272 Aah--aah--aah! Aah--aah--aah!
354 00:19:34,272 00:19:35,941 Ohh! Ohh!
355 00:19:42,681 00:19:46,251 It appears you win. It appears you win.
356 00:19:46,251 00:19:49,655 Yes, it does. Yes, it does.
357 00:19:54,359 00:19:58,163 You got to teach me duck eatin' crackers sometime. You got to teach me duck eatin' crackers sometime.
358 00:19:58,163 00:19:59,531 Again we meet, Again we meet,
359 00:19:59,531 00:20:03,435 and again we come to no final solution. and again we come to no final solution.
360 00:20:03,435 00:20:07,639 Hey, Omi beat you fair and square. Hey, Omi beat you fair and square.
361 00:20:08,907 00:20:10,542 If you say so. If you say so.
362 00:20:10,542 00:20:12,110 Thank you. Thank you.
363 00:20:19,485 00:20:20,719 You all right, Omi? You all right, Omi?
364 00:20:20,719 00:20:23,822 Oh, yes. I am very much top tip. Oh, yes. I am very much top tip.
365 00:20:23,822 00:20:26,057 I think you mean tip top. I think you mean tip top.
366 00:20:26,057 00:20:27,058 Ok. Ok.
367 00:20:27,058 00:20:28,359 I was wondering. I was wondering.
368 00:20:28,359 00:20:30,028 Did I really win Did I really win
369 00:20:30,028 00:20:31,930 or did he just let me win? or did he just let me win?
370 00:20:31,930 00:20:33,599 Why would Chase let you win? Why would Chase let you win?
371 00:20:33,599 00:20:37,135 Yeah. It's not like you ever did anything for him. Yeah. It's not like you ever did anything for him.
372 00:20:37,135 00:20:38,203 Huh? Huh?