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1 | 00:00:11,343 | 00:00:13,813 | Xiaolin Showdown! | Xiaolin Showdown! |
2 | 00:00:48,815 | 00:00:52,819 | Aah! Aah! Aah! | Aah! Aah! Aah! |
3 | 00:00:53,586 | 00:00:55,855 | Xiaolin Showdown. | Xiaolin Showdown. |
4 | 00:01:12,404 | 00:01:15,407 | Whoo! Yeehaw! | Whoo! Yeehaw! |
5 | 00:01:15,407 | 00:01:18,477 | Yeehaw! | Yeehaw! |
6 | 00:01:18,477 | 00:01:20,913 | Hawyee! | Hawyee! |
7 | 00:01:20,913 | 00:01:23,115 | Ha ha! | Ha ha! |
8 | 00:01:23,115 | 00:01:24,283 | Yah-hee! | Yah-hee! |
9 | 00:01:27,419 | 00:01:29,656 | Aah! | Aah! |
10 | 00:01:32,424 | 00:01:34,093 | Tongue of Saiping! | Tongue of Saiping! |
11 | 00:01:34,093 | 00:01:36,062 | Horse, what are you doing? | Horse, what are you doing? |
12 | 00:01:36,062 | 00:01:38,631 | You are supposed to leap over the hedge, | You are supposed to leap over the hedge, |
13 | 00:01:38,631 | 00:01:39,832 | not eat through it. | not eat through it. |
14 | 00:01:39,832 | 00:01:42,201 | It's too high. I'm lowering it. | It's too high. I'm lowering it. |
15 | 00:01:42,201 | 00:01:44,270 | Perhaps if you did not eat so much, | Perhaps if you did not eat so much, |
16 | 00:01:44,270 | 00:01:45,204 | you could leap higher. | you could leap higher. |
17 | 00:01:45,204 | 00:01:47,206 | Well, perhaps if we switched places, | Well, perhaps if we switched places, |
18 | 00:01:47,206 | 00:01:50,442 | you could carry me around for a while. | you could carry me around for a while. |
19 | 00:01:50,442 | 00:01:51,610 | Yah! | Yah! |
20 | 00:01:52,779 | 00:01:54,814 | Would you mind turning down the volume? | Would you mind turning down the volume? |
21 | 00:01:54,814 | 00:01:57,950 | Some of us are trying to get a little shut-eye. | Some of us are trying to get a little shut-eye. |
22 | 00:01:57,950 | 00:01:59,752 | In the middle of the day? | In the middle of the day? |
23 | 00:01:59,752 | 00:02:02,689 | You are a very lazy animal. | You are a very lazy animal. |
24 | 00:02:02,689 | 00:02:05,157 | What a mouth on someone so small! | What a mouth on someone so small! |
25 | 00:02:05,157 | 00:02:07,059 | I am not small! I am compact! | I am not small! I am compact! |
26 | 00:02:07,059 | 00:02:12,732 | Yeah. Any more compact, and we'd need a microscope to find you! | Yeah. Any more compact, and we'd need a microscope to find you! |
27 | 00:02:17,837 | 00:02:20,740 | You animals are all very rude | You animals are all very rude |
28 | 00:02:20,740 | 00:02:21,841 | and very lazy! | and very lazy! |
29 | 00:02:21,841 | 00:02:24,276 | No more Water for any of you! | No more Water for any of you! |
30 | 00:02:24,276 | 00:02:27,446 | Hooo hooo hooo! Haaa haaa haaa! | Hooo hooo hooo! Haaa haaa haaa! |
31 | 00:02:28,480 | 00:02:30,850 | Monkey punch! Hyah! | Monkey punch! Hyah! |
32 | 00:02:32,118 | 00:02:36,122 | Hooo hooo hooo! Haaa haaa haaa! Uhh! | Hooo hooo hooo! Haaa haaa haaa! Uhh! |
33 | 00:02:36,122 | 00:02:38,457 | Don't tell now, monkey boy. | Don't tell now, monkey boy. |
34 | 00:02:38,457 | 00:02:39,458 | Uhh! Ow! | Uhh! Ow! |
35 | 00:02:39,458 | 00:02:40,326 | Ow! Uhh! | Ow! Uhh! |
36 | 00:02:40,326 | 00:02:43,295 | Uhh! Hoo-hoo-ha! | Uhh! Hoo-hoo-ha! |
37 | 00:02:43,295 | 00:02:44,764 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
38 | 00:02:44,764 | 00:02:48,067 | Perhaps I should hold on to this, young monk, | Perhaps I should hold on to this, young monk, |
39 | 00:02:48,067 | 00:02:50,102 | until you learn to get along with animals quietly. | until you learn to get along with animals quietly. |
40 | 00:02:50,102 | 00:02:52,204 | Drop what you're doing, boys and girls! | Drop what you're doing, boys and girls! |
41 | 00:02:52,204 | 00:02:55,507 | We've got ourselves a magnitude 8.0 Shen Gong Wu alert! | We've got ourselves a magnitude 8.0 Shen Gong Wu alert! |
42 | 00:02:55,507 | 00:03:00,246 | The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself. | The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself. |
43 | 00:03:00,246 | 00:03:03,482 | When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge. | When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge. |
44 | 00:03:03,482 | 00:03:06,853 | Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle. | Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle. |
45 | 00:03:06,853 | 00:03:10,389 | I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information, | I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information, |
46 | 00:03:10,389 | 00:03:13,926 | but when combined with its sister Shen Gong Wu | but when combined with its sister Shen Gong Wu |
47 | 00:03:13,926 | 00:03:15,094 | the Eagle Scope, | the Eagle Scope, |
48 | 00:03:15,094 | 00:03:17,029 | the two can be used to unlock | the two can be used to unlock |
49 | 00:03:17,029 | 00:03:20,166 | the greatest secrets of the universe. | the greatest secrets of the universe. |
50 | 00:03:20,166 | 00:03:21,633 | You mean like why baboons | You mean like why baboons |
51 | 00:03:21,633 | 00:03:22,935 | have such colorful buttocks? | have such colorful buttocks? |
52 | 00:03:22,935 | 00:03:24,937 | Yes, and even greater secrets. | Yes, and even greater secrets. |
53 | 00:03:24,937 | 00:03:32,044 | All aboard...That is, if you don't mind riding a very lazy animal. | All aboard...That is, if you don't mind riding a very lazy animal. |
54 | 00:03:35,447 | 00:03:38,785 | It appears Jack Spicer has chosen not to show up | It appears Jack Spicer has chosen not to show up |
55 | 00:03:38,785 | 00:03:42,088 | at a battle he will most certainly lose. | at a battle he will most certainly lose. |
56 | 00:03:42,088 | 00:03:44,023 | Wrong again. I show up | Wrong again. I show up |
57 | 00:03:44,023 | 00:03:46,025 | at all the battles that I'm certain to lose. | at all the battles that I'm certain to lose. |
58 | 00:03:46,025 | 00:03:48,560 | Do you even think before you speak? | Do you even think before you speak? |
59 | 00:03:48,560 | 00:03:53,632 | So where are your robots? Did you program them to run away? Ha ha! | So where are your robots? Did you program them to run away? Ha ha! |
60 | 00:03:53,632 | 00:03:55,667 | Look again and weep, baby. | Look again and weep, baby. |
61 | 00:03:55,667 | 00:03:57,369 | They have you surrounded. | They have you surrounded. |
62 | 00:03:57,369 | 00:04:00,472 | Junk-bots, attack! | Junk-bots, attack! |
63 | 00:04:03,075 | 00:04:07,213 | Looks like evil doesn't pay as well as it used to. | Looks like evil doesn't pay as well as it used to. |
64 | 00:04:07,213 | 00:04:09,181 | Don't know whether we should fight 'em | Don't know whether we should fight 'em |
65 | 00:04:09,181 | 00:04:12,952 | or have ourselves a garage sale. | or have ourselves a garage sale. |
66 | 00:04:32,438 | 00:04:35,174 | What in tarnation?! | What in tarnation?! |
67 | 00:04:36,876 | 00:04:41,313 | All: Dragon excumai formation! | All: Dragon excumai formation! |
68 | 00:04:54,660 | 00:04:57,296 | The Fountain of Hui! Ha ha! | The Fountain of Hui! Ha ha! |
69 | 00:04:57,296 | 00:05:00,432 | You fool! What do you have to say for yourself? | You fool! What do you have to say for yourself? |
70 | 00:05:00,432 | 00:05:04,570 | I should have brought a longer extension cord? | I should have brought a longer extension cord? |
71 | 00:05:04,570 | 00:05:05,704 | Hoo! Yeah! | Hoo! Yeah! |
72 | 00:05:05,704 | 00:05:07,239 | Hey! Whoo! | Hey! Whoo! |
73 | 00:05:07,239 | 00:05:09,909 | Givin' evil a good old-fashioned butt kickin' | Givin' evil a good old-fashioned butt kickin' |
74 | 00:05:09,909 | 00:05:11,610 | is becoming my favorite sport. | is becoming my favorite sport. |
75 | 00:05:11,610 | 00:05:16,648 | The young monks have grown quite strong in a short time. | The young monks have grown quite strong in a short time. |
76 | 00:05:16,648 | 00:05:23,355 | Perhaps it is time they are given a taste of true evil. | Perhaps it is time they are given a taste of true evil. |
77 | 00:05:27,459 | 00:05:31,130 | Chase Young! I can't believe it's you! | Chase Young! I can't believe it's you! |
78 | 00:05:31,130 | 00:05:32,331 | Can I get you something to drink? | Can I get you something to drink? |
79 | 00:05:32,331 | 00:05:34,166 | How about a sandwich? A churro? | How about a sandwich? A churro? |
80 | 00:05:34,166 | 00:05:36,936 | I have a proposition for you. | I have a proposition for you. |
81 | 00:05:36,936 | 00:05:39,338 | Look! He's touching my hand! | Look! He's touching my hand! |
82 | 00:05:41,307 | 00:05:43,910 | Do you still have that Monkey Staff? | Do you still have that Monkey Staff? |
83 | 00:05:43,910 | 00:05:44,843 | Yes. Right here! | Yes. Right here! |
84 | 00:05:44,843 | 00:05:46,512 | For my plan to work, | For my plan to work, |
85 | 00:05:46,512 | 00:05:47,213 | I must also have | I must also have |
86 | 00:05:47,213 | 00:05:49,515 | the Tongue of Saiping! | the Tongue of Saiping! |
87 | 00:05:49,515 | 00:05:53,119 | I'm afraid the monks have that Wu... | I'm afraid the monks have that Wu... |
88 | 00:05:53,119 | 00:05:55,454 | But I can get it for you. | But I can get it for you. |
89 | 00:05:55,454 | 00:05:56,455 | Good. | Good. |
90 | 00:05:56,455 | 00:05:57,723 | Why do you need it? | Why do you need it? |
91 | 00:05:57,723 | 00:05:59,525 | If it was important for you to know, | If it was important for you to know, |
92 | 00:05:59,525 | 00:06:00,626 | I would have told you. | I would have told you. |
93 | 00:06:00,626 | 00:06:03,462 | Say no more. Thanks for the explanation. | Say no more. Thanks for the explanation. |
94 | 00:06:03,462 | 00:06:04,496 | Ow! | Ow! |
95 | 00:06:04,496 | 00:06:06,465 | But I will tell you this. | But I will tell you this. |
96 | 00:06:06,465 | 00:06:07,833 | By the time it is over, | By the time it is over, |
97 | 00:06:07,833 | 00:06:11,904 | you will lead your own evil army. | you will lead your own evil army. |
98 | 00:06:14,573 | 00:06:17,209 | Wow! That is so cool! | Wow! That is so cool! |
99 | 00:06:17,209 | 00:06:20,046 | I've always wanted my own evil army! | I've always wanted my own evil army! |
100 | 00:06:22,314 | 00:06:24,050 | We'll get started right away. | We'll get started right away. |
101 | 00:06:36,295 | 00:06:38,830 | Hey, what's all the ruckus? | Hey, what's all the ruckus? |
102 | 00:06:38,830 | 00:06:41,600 | Look! Jack Spicer! | Look! Jack Spicer! |
103 | 00:06:43,302 | 00:06:44,870 | Does he really think we'd fall | Does he really think we'd fall |
104 | 00:06:44,870 | 00:06:47,173 | for the trojan horse routine? | for the trojan horse routine? |
105 | 00:06:47,173 | 00:06:49,341 | Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! | Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! |
106 | 00:06:49,341 | 00:06:51,410 | Yah! | Yah! |
107 | 00:06:51,410 | 00:06:52,611 | Hyah! | Hyah! |
108 | 00:06:59,451 | 00:07:02,921 | I smell something most rotten in Denver. | I smell something most rotten in Denver. |
109 | 00:07:02,921 | 00:07:05,124 | That's Denmark, and I do, too. | That's Denmark, and I do, too. |
110 | 00:07:05,124 | 00:07:09,261 | Perhaps we should post a guard to watch over the vault. | Perhaps we should post a guard to watch over the vault. |
111 | 00:07:15,101 | 00:07:19,538 | I'm so brilliant, I sometimes scare even me. | I'm so brilliant, I sometimes scare even me. |
112 | 00:07:19,538 | 00:07:21,173 | Aah-aah-aah! | Aah-aah-aah! |
113 | 00:07:21,940 | 00:07:25,444 | Hah hah hoo! Hah hah! | Hah hah hoo! Hah hah! |
114 | 00:07:30,882 | 00:07:32,684 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
115 | 00:07:48,567 | 00:07:50,136 | Hey! | Hey! |
116 | 00:07:55,474 | 00:07:56,675 | Huh? | Huh? |
117 | 00:07:56,675 | 00:08:02,981 | Hmm. I have a most unusual sensation in my spine. | Hmm. I have a most unusual sensation in my spine. |
118 | 00:08:22,468 | 00:08:23,569 | Aah! Yah! | Aah! Yah! |
119 | 00:08:23,569 | 00:08:24,836 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
120 | 00:08:24,836 | 00:08:26,705 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
121 | 00:08:26,705 | 00:08:27,573 | Eh? | Eh? |
122 | 00:08:27,573 | 00:08:28,140 | Huh? | Huh? |
123 | 00:08:28,140 | 00:08:30,209 | Ha ha ha ha ha! | Ha ha ha ha ha! |
124 | 00:08:40,252 | 00:08:42,188 | Tongue of Saiping! | Tongue of Saiping! |
125 | 00:08:42,188 | 00:08:43,789 | Monkeys of the jungle! | Monkeys of the jungle! |
126 | 00:08:43,789 | 00:08:45,724 | I summon your presence! | I summon your presence! |
127 | 00:08:47,526 | 00:08:52,931 | Today I assemble the greatest monkey army of all times | Today I assemble the greatest monkey army of all times |
128 | 00:08:52,931 | 00:08:55,567 | in the name of evil! | in the name of evil! |
129 | 00:08:55,567 | 00:08:57,969 | It is the year of the green monkey. | It is the year of the green monkey. |
130 | 00:08:57,969 | 00:09:00,206 | Monkey power is strongest now | Monkey power is strongest now |
131 | 00:09:00,206 | 00:09:06,512 | and the Monkey Staff most dangerous to whoever loses it. | and the Monkey Staff most dangerous to whoever loses it. |
132 | 00:09:10,249 | 00:09:11,883 | Your orders are simple! | Your orders are simple! |
133 | 00:09:11,883 | 00:09:17,156 | You will follow the big monkey and do as he does! | You will follow the big monkey and do as he does! |
134 | 00:09:37,343 | 00:09:39,378 | This is the proudest day of my life! | This is the proudest day of my life! |
135 | 00:09:39,378 | 00:09:43,615 | Aah! If mom could only see me now! | Aah! If mom could only see me now! |
136 | 00:09:53,692 | 00:09:56,662 | Hmm. Mm-hmm. | Hmm. Mm-hmm. |
137 | 00:09:56,662 | 00:10:00,299 | Yep. Looks like an inside job to me. | Yep. Looks like an inside job to me. |
138 | 00:10:00,299 | 00:10:01,500 | I don't get it. | I don't get it. |
139 | 00:10:01,500 | 00:10:03,402 | Who would go through so much trouble | Who would go through so much trouble |
140 | 00:10:03,402 | 00:10:05,404 | just to steal the Tongue of Saiping? | just to steal the Tongue of Saiping? |
141 | 00:10:05,404 | 00:10:07,906 | Someone who has a plan far more evil | Someone who has a plan far more evil |
142 | 00:10:07,906 | 00:10:11,577 | and the Patience to unleash it when the time is right... | and the Patience to unleash it when the time is right... |
143 | 00:10:11,577 | 00:10:15,347 | When monkey power is most powerful. | When monkey power is most powerful. |
144 | 00:10:20,486 | 00:10:24,590 | Well, if it isn't our favorite primate! | Well, if it isn't our favorite primate! |
145 | 00:10:25,824 | 00:10:29,461 | Not only does he look like a monkey... | Not only does he look like a monkey... |
146 | 00:10:30,729 | 00:10:32,331 | He smells like one, too. | He smells like one, too. |
147 | 00:10:32,331 | 00:10:33,899 | Considering it's Jack Spicer, | Considering it's Jack Spicer, |
148 | 00:10:33,899 | 00:10:36,202 | anything is an improvement. | anything is an improvement. |
149 | 00:10:37,369 | 00:10:39,338 | Hey, hey! Easy on the disses. | Hey, hey! Easy on the disses. |
150 | 00:10:39,338 | 00:10:40,672 | I'm here to take over. | I'm here to take over. |
151 | 00:10:41,673 | 00:10:44,276 | Oh, yeah? You and what army? | Oh, yeah? You and what army? |
152 | 00:10:44,276 | 00:10:46,144 | I was hoping you'd ask me that. | I was hoping you'd ask me that. |
153 | 00:10:47,179 | 00:10:51,149 | Me and my army of monkeys! | Me and my army of monkeys! |
154 | 00:10:52,117 | 00:10:53,352 | Tongue of Saiping! | Tongue of Saiping! |
155 | 00:10:53,352 | 00:10:54,886 | Monkeys, attack! | Monkeys, attack! |
156 | 00:10:55,987 | 00:11:00,226 | Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! | Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! |
157 | 00:11:00,226 | 00:11:01,793 | Attack! | Attack! |
158 | 00:11:08,667 | 00:11:10,636 | Hyah! | Hyah! |
159 | 00:11:15,073 | 00:11:16,942 | Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! | Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! |
160 | 00:11:16,942 | 00:11:18,644 | Uhh! Huh? | Uhh! Huh? |
161 | 00:11:19,678 | 00:11:20,746 | Aah! | Aah! |
162 | 00:11:20,746 | 00:11:23,215 | Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! | Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! |
163 | 00:11:23,215 | 00:11:26,885 | Errrrr...Uhh! | Errrrr...Uhh! |
164 | 00:11:30,055 | 00:11:30,922 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
165 | 00:11:30,922 | 00:11:32,624 | Aah! | Aah! |
166 | 00:11:36,728 | 00:11:37,596 | Uh-ah-ah-ah! | Uh-ah-ah-ah! |
167 | 00:11:37,596 | 00:11:40,932 | Ah-ah-ah! Oh-oh-oh! | Ah-ah-ah! Oh-oh-oh! |
168 | 00:11:43,201 | 00:11:44,503 | Uh-uh-uh-yaah! | Uh-uh-uh-yaah! |
169 | 00:11:44,503 | 00:11:45,804 | Pbbbt! | Pbbbt! |
170 | 00:11:45,804 | 00:11:48,474 | I haven't seen so much bitin' and scratchin' | I haven't seen so much bitin' and scratchin' |
171 | 00:11:48,474 | 00:11:50,175 | since the last Thanksgiving. | since the last Thanksgiving. |
172 | 00:11:50,175 | 00:11:53,044 | There's too many of them! | There's too many of them! |
173 | 00:11:53,044 | 00:11:54,179 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
174 | 00:11:54,179 | 00:11:56,282 | We are trained Xiaolin warriors, | We are trained Xiaolin warriors, |
175 | 00:11:56,282 | 00:11:59,585 | and they are mere jungle beasts! | and they are mere jungle beasts! |
176 | 00:12:00,252 | 00:12:02,954 | Repulse the monkeys! | Repulse the monkeys! |
177 | 00:12:05,691 | 00:12:06,358 | Huh? | Huh? |
178 | 00:12:06,358 | 00:12:07,693 | Aah! | Aah! |
179 | 00:12:07,693 | 00:12:09,628 | Yaah! | Yaah! |
180 | 00:12:14,433 | 00:12:16,468 | I can't believe it! We won! | I can't believe it! We won! |
181 | 00:12:16,468 | 00:12:20,672 | Hoo hoo hoo hoo! | Hoo hoo hoo hoo! |
182 | 00:12:38,023 | 00:12:40,326 | I sound like a monkey! | I sound like a monkey! |
183 | 00:12:40,326 | 00:12:41,927 | I think like a monkey! | I think like a monkey! |
184 | 00:12:41,927 | 00:12:43,929 | I look like a monkey! | I look like a monkey! |
185 | 00:12:43,929 | 00:12:46,031 | I am a monkey! | I am a monkey! |
186 | 00:12:53,972 | 00:12:55,541 | Pbbbt! | Pbbbt! |
187 | 00:12:56,475 | 00:12:58,209 | Maybe the fountain of hui | Maybe the fountain of hui |
188 | 00:12:58,209 | 00:12:59,277 | could show us what to do. | could show us what to do. |
189 | 00:12:59,277 | 00:13:00,546 | You heard Master Fung. | You heard Master Fung. |
190 | 00:13:00,546 | 00:13:02,748 | Without the sister Wu, it's useless. | Without the sister Wu, it's useless. |
191 | 00:13:02,748 | 00:13:05,150 | Right now, we are useless. | Right now, we are useless. |
192 | 00:13:05,150 | 00:13:07,218 | We must try something! | We must try something! |
193 | 00:13:07,218 | 00:13:09,455 | Aah! | Aah! |
194 | 00:13:11,923 | 00:13:14,526 | Fountain of Hui! | Fountain of Hui! |
195 | 00:13:21,232 | 00:13:22,033 | Huh? | Huh? |
196 | 00:13:22,033 | 00:13:23,469 | Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! | Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! |
197 | 00:13:23,469 | 00:13:28,640 | Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! | Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! |
198 | 00:13:28,640 | 00:13:31,710 | Stand back! He's gonna blow! | Stand back! He's gonna blow! |
199 | 00:13:33,745 | 00:13:35,781 | Aah! You ok there, pardner? | Aah! You ok there, pardner? |
200 | 00:13:35,781 | 00:13:38,049 | The atomic mass of hydrogen is 1.007. | The atomic mass of hydrogen is 1.007. |
201 | 00:13:38,049 | 00:13:40,085 | The cheetah is the swiftest land animal. | The cheetah is the swiftest land animal. |
202 | 00:13:40,085 | 00:13:42,621 | The longest toenail is 7-feet, 3 inches. | The longest toenail is 7-feet, 3 inches. |
203 | 00:13:42,621 | 00:13:44,890 | Ew! Way too much information. | Ew! Way too much information. |
204 | 00:13:44,890 | 00:13:48,460 | An 11-letter noun from the root word "to inform." | An 11-letter noun from the root word "to inform." |
205 | 00:13:48,460 | 00:13:49,995 | It looks like Omi has blown a gasket. | It looks like Omi has blown a gasket. |
206 | 00:13:49,995 | 00:13:51,597 | A ring strip or sheet of rubber | A ring strip or sheet of rubber |
207 | 00:13:51,597 | 00:13:53,765 | or metal packed around a piston or pipe joint. | or metal packed around a piston or pipe joint. |
208 | 00:13:53,765 | 00:13:56,802 | Luminatramicroscopic- siliconvolcanoconeosis | Luminatramicroscopic- siliconvolcanoconeosis |
209 | 00:13:56,802 | 00:13:58,937 | has exceeded electrophotomicrogravity | has exceeded electrophotomicrogravity |
210 | 00:13:58,937 | 00:14:00,906 | as the longest word in the dictionary. | as the longest word in the dictionary. |
211 | 00:14:00,906 | 00:14:03,375 | A lot of info, but all useless. | A lot of info, but all useless. |
212 | 00:14:03,375 | 00:14:07,479 | That toenail tidbit was kind of interesting. | That toenail tidbit was kind of interesting. |
213 | 00:14:08,747 | 00:14:13,619 | Your plan for world domination is brilliant, | Your plan for world domination is brilliant, |
214 | 00:14:13,619 | 00:14:18,356 | especially the part of turning Jack into a monkey. | especially the part of turning Jack into a monkey. |
215 | 00:14:20,291 | 00:14:22,794 | Anyway, it's necessary for me | Anyway, it's necessary for me |
216 | 00:14:22,794 | 00:14:24,430 | to keep the monks occupied. | to keep the monks occupied. |
217 | 00:14:24,430 | 00:14:28,767 | The Eagle Scope cannot fall into their hands. | The Eagle Scope cannot fall into their hands. |
218 | 00:14:28,767 | 00:14:29,968 | No! Never! | No! Never! |
219 | 00:14:29,968 | 00:14:30,802 | Why not? | Why not? |
220 | 00:14:30,802 | 00:14:32,438 | With both Shen Gong Wu, | With both Shen Gong Wu, |
221 | 00:14:32,438 | 00:14:36,975 | they will learn the secret to rid the world of evil... | they will learn the secret to rid the world of evil... |
222 | 00:14:36,975 | 00:14:38,644 | Forever. | Forever. |
223 | 00:14:45,216 | 00:14:49,087 | Omi: The speed of light-- 186,000 miles per second | Omi: The speed of light-- 186,000 miles per second |
224 | 00:14:49,087 | 00:14:51,723 | from here to the moon when the moon is in parity, | from here to the moon when the moon is in parity, |
225 | 00:14:51,723 | 00:14:54,159 | which means it's closer in it's own orbit... | which means it's closer in it's own orbit... |
226 | 00:14:54,159 | 00:14:55,827 | Feeling any better, Omi? | Feeling any better, Omi? |
227 | 00:14:55,827 | 00:15:00,766 | Oh! I still have a splitting soreness between my ears! | Oh! I still have a splitting soreness between my ears! |
228 | 00:15:00,766 | 00:15:02,434 | Did you know the longest ear | Did you know the longest ear |
229 | 00:15:02,434 | 00:15:04,603 | is 5 1/2 inches? Ow! | is 5 1/2 inches? Ow! |
230 | 00:15:04,603 | 00:15:06,872 | Maybe we can use our Shen Gong Wu, | Maybe we can use our Shen Gong Wu, |
231 | 00:15:06,872 | 00:15:08,206 | to get past the monkeys. | to get past the monkeys. |
232 | 00:15:08,206 | 00:15:10,241 | Our best Wu is all corralled up in the vault. | Our best Wu is all corralled up in the vault. |
233 | 00:15:10,241 | 00:15:12,110 | We'll never get to it. | We'll never get to it. |
234 | 00:15:12,110 | 00:15:15,213 | Hmm. Looks to me like Jack's lost all interest in Wu. | Hmm. Looks to me like Jack's lost all interest in Wu. |
235 | 00:15:16,815 | 00:15:19,918 | Do you think he even remembers he's a human? | Do you think he even remembers he's a human? |
236 | 00:15:19,918 | 00:15:20,919 | I know I don't. | I know I don't. |
237 | 00:15:20,919 | 00:15:22,888 | Aah! I got a monkey on my back! | Aah! I got a monkey on my back! |
238 | 00:15:22,888 | 00:15:24,890 | Get it off! Get it off! Get the monkey off my back! | Get it off! Get it off! Get the monkey off my back! |
239 | 00:15:24,890 | 00:15:26,725 | Chill, little green dude. | Chill, little green dude. |
240 | 00:15:26,725 | 00:15:28,026 | It's just a bad dream. | It's just a bad dream. |
241 | 00:15:28,026 | 00:15:31,096 | No! A new Wu is about to reveal itself! | No! A new Wu is about to reveal itself! |
242 | 00:15:32,230 | 00:15:33,364 | Ooh. Along with my lunch. | Ooh. Along with my lunch. |
243 | 00:15:33,364 | 00:15:35,066 | Eagle Scope! | Eagle Scope! |
244 | 00:15:35,066 | 00:15:38,369 | When combined with its sister Wu, the Fountain of Hui, | When combined with its sister Wu, the Fountain of Hui, |
245 | 00:15:38,369 | 00:15:39,938 | it can unlock any secret... | it can unlock any secret... |
246 | 00:15:39,938 | 00:15:42,608 | Well, the kid's still bl-bl-bl-bl-bl. | Well, the kid's still bl-bl-bl-bl-bl. |
247 | 00:15:42,608 | 00:15:46,211 | Including how to rid the world of evil! | Including how to rid the world of evil! |
248 | 00:15:46,211 | 00:15:47,445 | Now I understand! | Now I understand! |
249 | 00:15:47,445 | 00:15:49,180 | Jack is a mere puppy! | Jack is a mere puppy! |
250 | 00:15:49,180 | 00:15:50,882 | Puppet, I'm guessing. | Puppet, I'm guessing. |
251 | 00:15:50,882 | 00:15:53,384 | Chase Young is the mastermind behind this! | Chase Young is the mastermind behind this! |
252 | 00:15:53,384 | 00:15:56,888 | He must make certain that he gets to the evil scope first! | He must make certain that he gets to the evil scope first! |
253 | 00:15:56,888 | 00:15:59,658 | Way to use the old melon, Omi! | Way to use the old melon, Omi! |
254 | 00:15:59,658 | 00:16:00,992 | How can we stop him? | How can we stop him? |
255 | 00:16:00,992 | 00:16:03,629 | As long as monkey Jack is out there, | As long as monkey Jack is out there, |
256 | 00:16:03,629 | 00:16:05,096 | we're going nowhere! | we're going nowhere! |
257 | 00:16:05,096 | 00:16:06,031 | To beat the monkey, | To beat the monkey, |
258 | 00:16:06,031 | 00:16:09,234 | one must think like a monkey. | one must think like a monkey. |
259 | 00:16:16,207 | 00:16:17,609 | Huh? | Huh? |
260 | 00:16:37,629 | 00:16:42,267 | Monkey Jack, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! | Monkey Jack, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! |
261 | 00:16:42,267 | 00:16:47,105 | I wager the Mantis Flip Coin against your Monkey Staff! | I wager the Mantis Flip Coin against your Monkey Staff! |
262 | 00:16:51,943 | 00:16:53,344 | That was most unnecessary. | That was most unnecessary. |
263 | 00:16:53,344 | 00:16:55,881 | The game is the battle of the monkey bars. | The game is the battle of the monkey bars. |
264 | 00:16:55,881 | 00:16:59,551 | The first to fall into the bottomless pit loses! | The first to fall into the bottomless pit loses! |
265 | 00:17:03,689 | 00:17:04,556 | Let's go! | Let's go! |
266 | 00:17:04,556 | 00:17:06,858 | Xiaolin Showdown! | Xiaolin Showdown! |
267 | 00:17:22,207 | 00:17:24,042 | Omi tokai! | Omi tokai! |
268 | 00:17:24,042 | 00:17:27,245 | Prepare to be defeated, monkey boy! | Prepare to be defeated, monkey boy! |
269 | 00:17:30,015 | 00:17:31,049 | Ow! | Ow! |
270 | 00:17:31,049 | 00:17:34,552 | I have been bitten by Jack Spicer! | I have been bitten by Jack Spicer! |
271 | 00:17:34,552 | 00:17:36,888 | Whoa! Monkey Jack sure is hungry! | Whoa! Monkey Jack sure is hungry! |
272 | 00:17:36,888 | 00:17:42,127 | Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh! | Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh! |
273 | 00:17:42,127 | 00:17:44,262 | Yaaaaaaaaaaaah! | Yaaaaaaaaaaaah! |
274 | 00:17:44,262 | 00:17:45,296 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
275 | 00:17:45,296 | 00:17:46,331 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
276 | 00:17:46,331 | 00:17:47,699 | I must admit, | I must admit, |
277 | 00:17:47,699 | 00:17:50,135 | monkey Jack is a much more worthy opponent | monkey Jack is a much more worthy opponent |
278 | 00:17:50,135 | 00:17:51,036 | than regular Jack. | than regular Jack. |
279 | 00:17:51,036 | 00:17:53,471 | Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! | Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! |
280 | 00:17:53,471 | 00:17:56,942 | Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! | Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! |
281 | 00:17:58,143 | 00:18:00,646 | Mantis Flip Coin! | Mantis Flip Coin! |
282 | 00:18:05,316 | 00:18:10,188 | Just give him some 10-buck runnin' action, all right, Omi? | Just give him some 10-buck runnin' action, all right, Omi? |
283 | 00:18:10,188 | 00:18:12,257 | Uhhhh-uhh! | Uhhhh-uhh! |
284 | 00:18:13,591 | 00:18:15,193 | Banana, please. | Banana, please. |
285 | 00:18:15,193 | 00:18:17,996 | Don't you think you should concentrate on winning first? | Don't you think you should concentrate on winning first? |
286 | 00:18:17,996 | 00:18:23,201 | Oh, monkey boy, I have something for you! | Oh, monkey boy, I have something for you! |
287 | 00:18:39,050 | 00:18:41,052 | I think that move would have worked on Jack | I think that move would have worked on Jack |
288 | 00:18:41,052 | 00:18:43,188 | even if he wasn't a monkey. | even if he wasn't a monkey. |
289 | 00:18:44,956 | 00:18:49,227 | You sure made a monkey out of that big ape! ...With the best of them! | You sure made a monkey out of that big ape! ...With the best of them! |
290 | 00:18:49,227 | 00:18:52,998 | We have no time for your much-deserved praises. | We have no time for your much-deserved praises. |
291 | 00:18:52,998 | 00:18:54,866 | We must get to the Eagle Scope! | We must get to the Eagle Scope! |
292 | 00:18:56,001 | 00:18:58,804 | Jack: Hey! What's goin' on? | Jack: Hey! What's goin' on? |
293 | 00:18:58,804 | 00:18:59,838 | Where am I? | Where am I? |
294 | 00:18:59,838 | 00:19:01,006 | Who am I? | Who am I? |
295 | 00:19:01,006 | 00:19:04,743 | - Why do I smell like... - Ew! | - Why do I smell like... - Ew! |
296 | 00:19:04,743 | 00:19:08,113 | Aaaaaaah! | Aaaaaaah! |
297 | 00:19:16,454 | 00:19:18,156 | Omi: Dojo, where is it? | Omi: Dojo, where is it? |
298 | 00:19:18,156 | 00:19:21,392 | It's right... Not here. | It's right... Not here. |
299 | 00:19:21,392 | 00:19:22,894 | We're too late. | We're too late. |
300 | 00:19:22,894 | 00:19:26,464 | We blew our chance to rid the world of evil! | We blew our chance to rid the world of evil! |
301 | 00:19:26,464 | 00:19:27,933 | We may have lost the battle, | We may have lost the battle, |
302 | 00:19:27,933 | 00:19:31,136 | but I have a feeling the war has only begun. | but I have a feeling the war has only begun. |
303 | 00:19:32,670 | 00:19:36,975 | The fools! Ha ha ha! Now that we have the Eagle Scope, | The fools! Ha ha ha! Now that we have the Eagle Scope, |
304 | 00:19:36,975 | 00:19:39,811 | they have lost any chance to defeat us. | they have lost any chance to defeat us. |
305 | 00:19:39,811 | 00:19:43,381 | But gained every chance to join us. | But gained every chance to join us. |
306 | 00:19:43,381 | 00:19:45,951 | Join us? That's ridiculous! | Join us? That's ridiculous! |
307 | 00:19:45,951 | 00:19:47,518 | Heh heh heh! No, no, no! | Heh heh heh! No, no, no! |
308 | 00:19:47,518 | 00:19:49,120 | I mean, that's brilliant! | I mean, that's brilliant! |
309 | 00:19:49,120 | 00:19:51,622 | I speak of one monk in particular. | I speak of one monk in particular. |
310 | 00:19:51,622 | 00:19:53,792 | As a chapter of his life closes, | As a chapter of his life closes, |
311 | 00:19:53,792 | 00:19:55,794 | a new one shall soon open. | a new one shall soon open. |
312 | 00:19:55,794 | 00:19:57,829 | Who?! Which one? | Who?! Which one? |
313 | 00:19:57,829 | 00:19:59,197 | The chosen one. | The chosen one. |
314 | 00:19:59,197 | 00:20:02,533 | The one who I plan to let rule by my side | The one who I plan to let rule by my side |
315 | 00:20:02,533 | 00:20:04,302 | for eternity. | for eternity. |
316 | 00:20:23,221 | 00:20:26,391 | The Monkey Staff is most relaxing. | The Monkey Staff is most relaxing. |
317 | 00:20:26,391 | 00:20:27,893 | I do not know how I ever managed | I do not know how I ever managed |
318 | 00:20:27,893 | 00:20:28,960 | without a tail before. | without a tail before. |
319 | 00:20:28,960 | 00:20:30,528 | Ooh ooh! aaa aaa! | Ooh ooh! aaa aaa! |
320 | 00:20:30,528 | 00:20:33,031 | When you're done, mind if I give it a try? | When you're done, mind if I give it a try? |
321 | 00:20:33,031 | 00:20:35,133 | I've always wanted a tail. | I've always wanted a tail. |
322 | 00:20:35,133 | 00:20:36,301 | You and me both, partner. | You and me both, partner. |
323 | 00:20:36,301 | 00:20:38,369 | I guess it must be a boy thing. | I guess it must be a boy thing. |
324 | 00:20:38,369 | 00:20:40,872 | Now, if you would kindly look away, | Now, if you would kindly look away, |
325 | 00:20:40,872 | 00:20:42,440 | I feel an urge to scratch in a place | I feel an urge to scratch in a place |
326 | 00:20:42,440 | 00:20:44,776 | where I have never scratched before. | where I have never scratched before. |
327 | 00:20:44,776 | 00:20:46,377 | Omi: Ooh... | Omi: Ooh... |