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1 00:00:11,343 00:00:13,813 Xiaolin Showdown! Xiaolin Showdown!
2 00:00:48,815 00:00:52,819 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
3 00:00:53,586 00:00:55,855 Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Showdown.
4 00:01:12,404 00:01:15,407 Whoo! Yeehaw! Whoo! Yeehaw!
5 00:01:15,407 00:01:18,477 Yeehaw! Yeehaw!
6 00:01:18,477 00:01:20,913 Hawyee! Hawyee!
7 00:01:20,913 00:01:23,115 Ha ha! Ha ha!
8 00:01:23,115 00:01:24,283 Yah-hee! Yah-hee!
9 00:01:27,419 00:01:29,656 Aah! Aah!
10 00:01:32,424 00:01:34,093 Tongue of Saiping! Tongue of Saiping!
11 00:01:34,093 00:01:36,062 Horse, what are you doing? Horse, what are you doing?
12 00:01:36,062 00:01:38,631 You are supposed to leap over the hedge, You are supposed to leap over the hedge,
13 00:01:38,631 00:01:39,832 not eat through it. not eat through it.
14 00:01:39,832 00:01:42,201 It's too high. I'm lowering it. It's too high. I'm lowering it.
15 00:01:42,201 00:01:44,270 Perhaps if you did not eat so much, Perhaps if you did not eat so much,
16 00:01:44,270 00:01:45,204 you could leap higher. you could leap higher.
17 00:01:45,204 00:01:47,206 Well, perhaps if we switched places, Well, perhaps if we switched places,
18 00:01:47,206 00:01:50,442 you could carry me around for a while. you could carry me around for a while.
19 00:01:50,442 00:01:51,610 Yah! Yah!
20 00:01:52,779 00:01:54,814 Would you mind turning down the volume? Would you mind turning down the volume?
21 00:01:54,814 00:01:57,950 Some of us are trying to get a little shut-eye. Some of us are trying to get a little shut-eye.
22 00:01:57,950 00:01:59,752 In the middle of the day? In the middle of the day?
23 00:01:59,752 00:02:02,689 You are a very lazy animal. You are a very lazy animal.
24 00:02:02,689 00:02:05,157 What a mouth on someone so small! What a mouth on someone so small!
25 00:02:05,157 00:02:07,059 I am not small! I am compact! I am not small! I am compact!
26 00:02:07,059 00:02:12,732 Yeah. Any more compact, and we'd need a microscope to find you! Yeah. Any more compact, and we'd need a microscope to find you!
27 00:02:17,837 00:02:20,740 You animals are all very rude You animals are all very rude
28 00:02:20,740 00:02:21,841 and very lazy! and very lazy!
29 00:02:21,841 00:02:24,276 No more Water for any of you! No more Water for any of you!
30 00:02:24,276 00:02:27,446 Hooo hooo hooo! Haaa haaa haaa! Hooo hooo hooo! Haaa haaa haaa!
31 00:02:28,480 00:02:30,850 Monkey punch! Hyah! Monkey punch! Hyah!
32 00:02:32,118 00:02:36,122 Hooo hooo hooo! Haaa haaa haaa! Uhh! Hooo hooo hooo! Haaa haaa haaa! Uhh!
33 00:02:36,122 00:02:38,457 Don't tell now, monkey boy. Don't tell now, monkey boy.
34 00:02:38,457 00:02:39,458 Uhh! Ow! Uhh! Ow!
35 00:02:39,458 00:02:40,326 Ow! Uhh! Ow! Uhh!
36 00:02:40,326 00:02:43,295 Uhh! Hoo-hoo-ha! Uhh! Hoo-hoo-ha!
37 00:02:43,295 00:02:44,764 Uhh! Uhh!
38 00:02:44,764 00:02:48,067 Perhaps I should hold on to this, young monk, Perhaps I should hold on to this, young monk,
39 00:02:48,067 00:02:50,102 until you learn to get along with animals quietly. until you learn to get along with animals quietly.
40 00:02:50,102 00:02:52,204 Drop what you're doing, boys and girls! Drop what you're doing, boys and girls!
41 00:02:52,204 00:02:55,507 We've got ourselves a magnitude 8.0 Shen Gong Wu alert! We've got ourselves a magnitude 8.0 Shen Gong Wu alert!
42 00:02:55,507 00:03:00,246 The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself. The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself.
43 00:03:00,246 00:03:03,482 When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge. When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge.
44 00:03:03,482 00:03:06,853 Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle. Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle.
45 00:03:06,853 00:03:10,389 I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information, I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information,
46 00:03:10,389 00:03:13,926 but when combined with its sister Shen Gong Wu but when combined with its sister Shen Gong Wu
47 00:03:13,926 00:03:15,094 the Eagle Scope, the Eagle Scope,
48 00:03:15,094 00:03:17,029 the two can be used to unlock the two can be used to unlock
49 00:03:17,029 00:03:20,166 the greatest secrets of the universe. the greatest secrets of the universe.
50 00:03:20,166 00:03:21,633 You mean like why baboons You mean like why baboons
51 00:03:21,633 00:03:22,935 have such colorful buttocks? have such colorful buttocks?
52 00:03:22,935 00:03:24,937 Yes, and even greater secrets. Yes, and even greater secrets.
53 00:03:24,937 00:03:32,044 All aboard...That is, if you don't mind riding a very lazy animal. All aboard...That is, if you don't mind riding a very lazy animal.
54 00:03:35,447 00:03:38,785 It appears Jack Spicer has chosen not to show up It appears Jack Spicer has chosen not to show up
55 00:03:38,785 00:03:42,088 at a battle he will most certainly lose. at a battle he will most certainly lose.
56 00:03:42,088 00:03:44,023 Wrong again. I show up Wrong again. I show up
57 00:03:44,023 00:03:46,025 at all the battles that I'm certain to lose. at all the battles that I'm certain to lose.
58 00:03:46,025 00:03:48,560 Do you even think before you speak? Do you even think before you speak?
59 00:03:48,560 00:03:53,632 So where are your robots? Did you program them to run away? Ha ha! So where are your robots? Did you program them to run away? Ha ha!
60 00:03:53,632 00:03:55,667 Look again and weep, baby. Look again and weep, baby.
61 00:03:55,667 00:03:57,369 They have you surrounded. They have you surrounded.
62 00:03:57,369 00:04:00,472 Junk-bots, attack! Junk-bots, attack!
63 00:04:03,075 00:04:07,213 Looks like evil doesn't pay as well as it used to. Looks like evil doesn't pay as well as it used to.
64 00:04:07,213 00:04:09,181 Don't know whether we should fight 'em Don't know whether we should fight 'em
65 00:04:09,181 00:04:12,952 or have ourselves a garage sale. or have ourselves a garage sale.
66 00:04:32,438 00:04:35,174 What in tarnation?! What in tarnation?!
67 00:04:36,876 00:04:41,313 All: Dragon excumai formation! All: Dragon excumai formation!
68 00:04:54,660 00:04:57,296 The Fountain of Hui! Ha ha! The Fountain of Hui! Ha ha!
69 00:04:57,296 00:05:00,432 You fool! What do you have to say for yourself? You fool! What do you have to say for yourself?
70 00:05:00,432 00:05:04,570 I should have brought a longer extension cord? I should have brought a longer extension cord?
71 00:05:04,570 00:05:05,704 Hoo! Yeah! Hoo! Yeah!
72 00:05:05,704 00:05:07,239 Hey! Whoo! Hey! Whoo!
73 00:05:07,239 00:05:09,909 Givin' evil a good old-fashioned butt kickin' Givin' evil a good old-fashioned butt kickin'
74 00:05:09,909 00:05:11,610 is becoming my favorite sport. is becoming my favorite sport.
75 00:05:11,610 00:05:16,648 The young monks have grown quite strong in a short time. The young monks have grown quite strong in a short time.
76 00:05:16,648 00:05:23,355 Perhaps it is time they are given a taste of true evil. Perhaps it is time they are given a taste of true evil.
77 00:05:27,459 00:05:31,130 Chase Young! I can't believe it's you! Chase Young! I can't believe it's you!
78 00:05:31,130 00:05:32,331 Can I get you something to drink? Can I get you something to drink?
79 00:05:32,331 00:05:34,166 How about a sandwich? A churro? How about a sandwich? A churro?
80 00:05:34,166 00:05:36,936 I have a proposition for you. I have a proposition for you.
81 00:05:36,936 00:05:39,338 Look! He's touching my hand! Look! He's touching my hand!
82 00:05:41,307 00:05:43,910 Do you still have that Monkey Staff? Do you still have that Monkey Staff?
83 00:05:43,910 00:05:44,843 Yes. Right here! Yes. Right here!
84 00:05:44,843 00:05:46,512 For my plan to work, For my plan to work,
85 00:05:46,512 00:05:47,213 I must also have I must also have
86 00:05:47,213 00:05:49,515 the Tongue of Saiping! the Tongue of Saiping!
87 00:05:49,515 00:05:53,119 I'm afraid the monks have that Wu... I'm afraid the monks have that Wu...
88 00:05:53,119 00:05:55,454 But I can get it for you. But I can get it for you.
89 00:05:55,454 00:05:56,455 Good. Good.
90 00:05:56,455 00:05:57,723 Why do you need it? Why do you need it?
91 00:05:57,723 00:05:59,525 If it was important for you to know, If it was important for you to know,
92 00:05:59,525 00:06:00,626 I would have told you. I would have told you.
93 00:06:00,626 00:06:03,462 Say no more. Thanks for the explanation. Say no more. Thanks for the explanation.
94 00:06:03,462 00:06:04,496 Ow! Ow!
95 00:06:04,496 00:06:06,465 But I will tell you this. But I will tell you this.
96 00:06:06,465 00:06:07,833 By the time it is over, By the time it is over,
97 00:06:07,833 00:06:11,904 you will lead your own evil army. you will lead your own evil army.
98 00:06:14,573 00:06:17,209 Wow! That is so cool! Wow! That is so cool!
99 00:06:17,209 00:06:20,046 I've always wanted my own evil army! I've always wanted my own evil army!
100 00:06:22,314 00:06:24,050 We'll get started right away. We'll get started right away.
101 00:06:36,295 00:06:38,830 Hey, what's all the ruckus? Hey, what's all the ruckus?
102 00:06:38,830 00:06:41,600 Look! Jack Spicer! Look! Jack Spicer!
103 00:06:43,302 00:06:44,870 Does he really think we'd fall Does he really think we'd fall
104 00:06:44,870 00:06:47,173 for the trojan horse routine? for the trojan horse routine?
105 00:06:47,173 00:06:49,341 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
106 00:06:49,341 00:06:51,410 Yah! Yah!
107 00:06:51,410 00:06:52,611 Hyah! Hyah!
108 00:06:59,451 00:07:02,921 I smell something most rotten in Denver. I smell something most rotten in Denver.
109 00:07:02,921 00:07:05,124 That's Denmark, and I do, too. That's Denmark, and I do, too.
110 00:07:05,124 00:07:09,261 Perhaps we should post a guard to watch over the vault. Perhaps we should post a guard to watch over the vault.
111 00:07:15,101 00:07:19,538 I'm so brilliant, I sometimes scare even me. I'm so brilliant, I sometimes scare even me.
112 00:07:19,538 00:07:21,173 Aah-aah-aah! Aah-aah-aah!
113 00:07:21,940 00:07:25,444 Hah hah hoo! Hah hah! Hah hah hoo! Hah hah!
114 00:07:30,882 00:07:32,684 Hmm. Hmm.
115 00:07:48,567 00:07:50,136 Hey! Hey!
116 00:07:55,474 00:07:56,675 Huh? Huh?
117 00:07:56,675 00:08:02,981 Hmm. I have a most unusual sensation in my spine. Hmm. I have a most unusual sensation in my spine.
118 00:08:22,468 00:08:23,569 Aah! Yah! Aah! Yah!
119 00:08:23,569 00:08:24,836 Uhh! Uhh!
120 00:08:24,836 00:08:26,705 Uhh! Uhh!
121 00:08:26,705 00:08:27,573 Eh? Eh?
122 00:08:27,573 00:08:28,140 Huh? Huh?
123 00:08:28,140 00:08:30,209 Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
124 00:08:40,252 00:08:42,188 Tongue of Saiping! Tongue of Saiping!
125 00:08:42,188 00:08:43,789 Monkeys of the jungle! Monkeys of the jungle!
126 00:08:43,789 00:08:45,724 I summon your presence! I summon your presence!
127 00:08:47,526 00:08:52,931 Today I assemble the greatest monkey army of all times Today I assemble the greatest monkey army of all times
128 00:08:52,931 00:08:55,567 in the name of evil! in the name of evil!
129 00:08:55,567 00:08:57,969 It is the year of the green monkey. It is the year of the green monkey.
130 00:08:57,969 00:09:00,206 Monkey power is strongest now Monkey power is strongest now
131 00:09:00,206 00:09:06,512 and the Monkey Staff most dangerous to whoever loses it. and the Monkey Staff most dangerous to whoever loses it.
132 00:09:10,249 00:09:11,883 Your orders are simple! Your orders are simple!
133 00:09:11,883 00:09:17,156 You will follow the big monkey and do as he does! You will follow the big monkey and do as he does!
134 00:09:37,343 00:09:39,378 This is the proudest day of my life! This is the proudest day of my life!
135 00:09:39,378 00:09:43,615 Aah! If mom could only see me now! Aah! If mom could only see me now!
136 00:09:53,692 00:09:56,662 Hmm. Mm-hmm. Hmm. Mm-hmm.
137 00:09:56,662 00:10:00,299 Yep. Looks like an inside job to me. Yep. Looks like an inside job to me.
138 00:10:00,299 00:10:01,500 I don't get it. I don't get it.
139 00:10:01,500 00:10:03,402 Who would go through so much trouble Who would go through so much trouble
140 00:10:03,402 00:10:05,404 just to steal the Tongue of Saiping? just to steal the Tongue of Saiping?
141 00:10:05,404 00:10:07,906 Someone who has a plan far more evil Someone who has a plan far more evil
142 00:10:07,906 00:10:11,577 and the Patience to unleash it when the time is right... and the Patience to unleash it when the time is right...
143 00:10:11,577 00:10:15,347 When monkey power is most powerful. When monkey power is most powerful.
144 00:10:20,486 00:10:24,590 Well, if it isn't our favorite primate! Well, if it isn't our favorite primate!
145 00:10:25,824 00:10:29,461 Not only does he look like a monkey... Not only does he look like a monkey...
146 00:10:30,729 00:10:32,331 He smells like one, too. He smells like one, too.
147 00:10:32,331 00:10:33,899 Considering it's Jack Spicer, Considering it's Jack Spicer,
148 00:10:33,899 00:10:36,202 anything is an improvement. anything is an improvement.
149 00:10:37,369 00:10:39,338 Hey, hey! Easy on the disses. Hey, hey! Easy on the disses.
150 00:10:39,338 00:10:40,672 I'm here to take over. I'm here to take over.
151 00:10:41,673 00:10:44,276 Oh, yeah? You and what army? Oh, yeah? You and what army?
152 00:10:44,276 00:10:46,144 I was hoping you'd ask me that. I was hoping you'd ask me that.
153 00:10:47,179 00:10:51,149 Me and my army of monkeys! Me and my army of monkeys!
154 00:10:52,117 00:10:53,352 Tongue of Saiping! Tongue of Saiping!
155 00:10:53,352 00:10:54,886 Monkeys, attack! Monkeys, attack!
156 00:10:55,987 00:11:00,226 Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo!
157 00:11:00,226 00:11:01,793 Attack! Attack!
158 00:11:08,667 00:11:10,636 Hyah! Hyah!
159 00:11:15,073 00:11:16,942 Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
160 00:11:16,942 00:11:18,644 Uhh! Huh? Uhh! Huh?
161 00:11:19,678 00:11:20,746 Aah! Aah!
162 00:11:20,746 00:11:23,215 Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
163 00:11:23,215 00:11:26,885 Errrrr...Uhh! Errrrr...Uhh!
164 00:11:30,055 00:11:30,922 Ooh. Ooh.
165 00:11:30,922 00:11:32,624 Aah! Aah!
166 00:11:36,728 00:11:37,596 Uh-ah-ah-ah! Uh-ah-ah-ah!
167 00:11:37,596 00:11:40,932 Ah-ah-ah! Oh-oh-oh! Ah-ah-ah! Oh-oh-oh!
168 00:11:43,201 00:11:44,503 Uh-uh-uh-yaah! Uh-uh-uh-yaah!
169 00:11:44,503 00:11:45,804 Pbbbt! Pbbbt!
170 00:11:45,804 00:11:48,474 I haven't seen so much bitin' and scratchin' I haven't seen so much bitin' and scratchin'
171 00:11:48,474 00:11:50,175 since the last Thanksgiving. since the last Thanksgiving.
172 00:11:50,175 00:11:53,044 There's too many of them! There's too many of them!
173 00:11:53,044 00:11:54,179 Uhh! Uhh!
174 00:11:54,179 00:11:56,282 We are trained Xiaolin warriors, We are trained Xiaolin warriors,
175 00:11:56,282 00:11:59,585 and they are mere jungle beasts! and they are mere jungle beasts!
176 00:12:00,252 00:12:02,954 Repulse the monkeys! Repulse the monkeys!
177 00:12:05,691 00:12:06,358 Huh? Huh?
178 00:12:06,358 00:12:07,693 Aah! Aah!
179 00:12:07,693 00:12:09,628 Yaah! Yaah!
180 00:12:14,433 00:12:16,468 I can't believe it! We won! I can't believe it! We won!
181 00:12:16,468 00:12:20,672 Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
182 00:12:38,023 00:12:40,326 I sound like a monkey! I sound like a monkey!
183 00:12:40,326 00:12:41,927 I think like a monkey! I think like a monkey!
184 00:12:41,927 00:12:43,929 I look like a monkey! I look like a monkey!
185 00:12:43,929 00:12:46,031 I am a monkey! I am a monkey!
186 00:12:53,972 00:12:55,541 Pbbbt! Pbbbt!
187 00:12:56,475 00:12:58,209 Maybe the fountain of hui Maybe the fountain of hui
188 00:12:58,209 00:12:59,277 could show us what to do. could show us what to do.
189 00:12:59,277 00:13:00,546 You heard Master Fung. You heard Master Fung.
190 00:13:00,546 00:13:02,748 Without the sister Wu, it's useless. Without the sister Wu, it's useless.
191 00:13:02,748 00:13:05,150 Right now, we are useless. Right now, we are useless.
192 00:13:05,150 00:13:07,218 We must try something! We must try something!
193 00:13:07,218 00:13:09,455 Aah! Aah!
194 00:13:11,923 00:13:14,526 Fountain of Hui! Fountain of Hui!
195 00:13:21,232 00:13:22,033 Huh? Huh?
196 00:13:22,033 00:13:23,469 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
197 00:13:23,469 00:13:28,640 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
198 00:13:28,640 00:13:31,710 Stand back! He's gonna blow! Stand back! He's gonna blow!
199 00:13:33,745 00:13:35,781 Aah! You ok there, pardner? Aah! You ok there, pardner?
200 00:13:35,781 00:13:38,049 The atomic mass of hydrogen is 1.007. The atomic mass of hydrogen is 1.007.
201 00:13:38,049 00:13:40,085 The cheetah is the swiftest land animal. The cheetah is the swiftest land animal.
202 00:13:40,085 00:13:42,621 The longest toenail is 7-feet, 3 inches. The longest toenail is 7-feet, 3 inches.
203 00:13:42,621 00:13:44,890 Ew! Way too much information. Ew! Way too much information.
204 00:13:44,890 00:13:48,460 An 11-letter noun from the root word "to inform." An 11-letter noun from the root word "to inform."
205 00:13:48,460 00:13:49,995 It looks like Omi has blown a gasket. It looks like Omi has blown a gasket.
206 00:13:49,995 00:13:51,597 A ring strip or sheet of rubber A ring strip or sheet of rubber
207 00:13:51,597 00:13:53,765 or metal packed around a piston or pipe joint. or metal packed around a piston or pipe joint.
208 00:13:53,765 00:13:56,802 Luminatramicroscopic- siliconvolcanoconeosis Luminatramicroscopic- siliconvolcanoconeosis
209 00:13:56,802 00:13:58,937 has exceeded electrophotomicrogravity has exceeded electrophotomicrogravity
210 00:13:58,937 00:14:00,906 as the longest word in the dictionary. as the longest word in the dictionary.
211 00:14:00,906 00:14:03,375 A lot of info, but all useless. A lot of info, but all useless.
212 00:14:03,375 00:14:07,479 That toenail tidbit was kind of interesting. That toenail tidbit was kind of interesting.
213 00:14:08,747 00:14:13,619 Your plan for world domination is brilliant, Your plan for world domination is brilliant,
214 00:14:13,619 00:14:18,356 especially the part of turning Jack into a monkey. especially the part of turning Jack into a monkey.
215 00:14:20,291 00:14:22,794 Anyway, it's necessary for me Anyway, it's necessary for me
216 00:14:22,794 00:14:24,430 to keep the monks occupied. to keep the monks occupied.
217 00:14:24,430 00:14:28,767 The Eagle Scope cannot fall into their hands. The Eagle Scope cannot fall into their hands.
218 00:14:28,767 00:14:29,968 No! Never! No! Never!
219 00:14:29,968 00:14:30,802 Why not? Why not?
220 00:14:30,802 00:14:32,438 With both Shen Gong Wu, With both Shen Gong Wu,
221 00:14:32,438 00:14:36,975 they will learn the secret to rid the world of evil... they will learn the secret to rid the world of evil...
222 00:14:36,975 00:14:38,644 Forever. Forever.
223 00:14:45,216 00:14:49,087 Omi: The speed of light-- 186,000 miles per second Omi: The speed of light-- 186,000 miles per second
224 00:14:49,087 00:14:51,723 from here to the moon when the moon is in parity, from here to the moon when the moon is in parity,
225 00:14:51,723 00:14:54,159 which means it's closer in it's own orbit... which means it's closer in it's own orbit...
226 00:14:54,159 00:14:55,827 Feeling any better, Omi? Feeling any better, Omi?
227 00:14:55,827 00:15:00,766 Oh! I still have a splitting soreness between my ears! Oh! I still have a splitting soreness between my ears!
228 00:15:00,766 00:15:02,434 Did you know the longest ear Did you know the longest ear
229 00:15:02,434 00:15:04,603 is 5 1/2 inches? Ow! is 5 1/2 inches? Ow!
230 00:15:04,603 00:15:06,872 Maybe we can use our Shen Gong Wu, Maybe we can use our Shen Gong Wu,
231 00:15:06,872 00:15:08,206 to get past the monkeys. to get past the monkeys.
232 00:15:08,206 00:15:10,241 Our best Wu is all corralled up in the vault. Our best Wu is all corralled up in the vault.
233 00:15:10,241 00:15:12,110 We'll never get to it. We'll never get to it.
234 00:15:12,110 00:15:15,213 Hmm. Looks to me like Jack's lost all interest in Wu. Hmm. Looks to me like Jack's lost all interest in Wu.
235 00:15:16,815 00:15:19,918 Do you think he even remembers he's a human? Do you think he even remembers he's a human?
236 00:15:19,918 00:15:20,919 I know I don't. I know I don't.
237 00:15:20,919 00:15:22,888 Aah! I got a monkey on my back! Aah! I got a monkey on my back!
238 00:15:22,888 00:15:24,890 Get it off! Get it off! Get the monkey off my back! Get it off! Get it off! Get the monkey off my back!
239 00:15:24,890 00:15:26,725 Chill, little green dude. Chill, little green dude.
240 00:15:26,725 00:15:28,026 It's just a bad dream. It's just a bad dream.
241 00:15:28,026 00:15:31,096 No! A new Wu is about to reveal itself! No! A new Wu is about to reveal itself!
242 00:15:32,230 00:15:33,364 Ooh. Along with my lunch. Ooh. Along with my lunch.
243 00:15:33,364 00:15:35,066 Eagle Scope! Eagle Scope!
244 00:15:35,066 00:15:38,369 When combined with its sister Wu, the Fountain of Hui, When combined with its sister Wu, the Fountain of Hui,
245 00:15:38,369 00:15:39,938 it can unlock any secret... it can unlock any secret...
246 00:15:39,938 00:15:42,608 Well, the kid's still bl-bl-bl-bl-bl. Well, the kid's still bl-bl-bl-bl-bl.
247 00:15:42,608 00:15:46,211 Including how to rid the world of evil! Including how to rid the world of evil!
248 00:15:46,211 00:15:47,445 Now I understand! Now I understand!
249 00:15:47,445 00:15:49,180 Jack is a mere puppy! Jack is a mere puppy!
250 00:15:49,180 00:15:50,882 Puppet, I'm guessing. Puppet, I'm guessing.
251 00:15:50,882 00:15:53,384 Chase Young is the mastermind behind this! Chase Young is the mastermind behind this!
252 00:15:53,384 00:15:56,888 He must make certain that he gets to the evil scope first! He must make certain that he gets to the evil scope first!
253 00:15:56,888 00:15:59,658 Way to use the old melon, Omi! Way to use the old melon, Omi!
254 00:15:59,658 00:16:00,992 How can we stop him? How can we stop him?
255 00:16:00,992 00:16:03,629 As long as monkey Jack is out there, As long as monkey Jack is out there,
256 00:16:03,629 00:16:05,096 we're going nowhere! we're going nowhere!
257 00:16:05,096 00:16:06,031 To beat the monkey, To beat the monkey,
258 00:16:06,031 00:16:09,234 one must think like a monkey. one must think like a monkey.
259 00:16:16,207 00:16:17,609 Huh? Huh?
260 00:16:37,629 00:16:42,267 Monkey Jack, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! Monkey Jack, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!
261 00:16:42,267 00:16:47,105 I wager the Mantis Flip Coin against your Monkey Staff! I wager the Mantis Flip Coin against your Monkey Staff!
262 00:16:51,943 00:16:53,344 That was most unnecessary. That was most unnecessary.
263 00:16:53,344 00:16:55,881 The game is the battle of the monkey bars. The game is the battle of the monkey bars.
264 00:16:55,881 00:16:59,551 The first to fall into the bottomless pit loses! The first to fall into the bottomless pit loses!
265 00:17:03,689 00:17:04,556 Let's go! Let's go!
266 00:17:04,556 00:17:06,858 Xiaolin Showdown! Xiaolin Showdown!
267 00:17:22,207 00:17:24,042 Omi tokai! Omi tokai!
268 00:17:24,042 00:17:27,245 Prepare to be defeated, monkey boy! Prepare to be defeated, monkey boy!
269 00:17:30,015 00:17:31,049 Ow! Ow!
270 00:17:31,049 00:17:34,552 I have been bitten by Jack Spicer! I have been bitten by Jack Spicer!
271 00:17:34,552 00:17:36,888 Whoa! Monkey Jack sure is hungry! Whoa! Monkey Jack sure is hungry!
272 00:17:36,888 00:17:42,127 Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh! Uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh-uhh!
273 00:17:42,127 00:17:44,262 Yaaaaaaaaaaaah! Yaaaaaaaaaaaah!
274 00:17:44,262 00:17:45,296 Uhh! Uhh!
275 00:17:45,296 00:17:46,331 Uhh! Uhh!
276 00:17:46,331 00:17:47,699 I must admit, I must admit,
277 00:17:47,699 00:17:50,135 monkey Jack is a much more worthy opponent monkey Jack is a much more worthy opponent
278 00:17:50,135 00:17:51,036 than regular Jack. than regular Jack.
279 00:17:51,036 00:17:53,471 Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo!
280 00:17:53,471 00:17:56,942 Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo!
281 00:17:58,143 00:18:00,646 Mantis Flip Coin! Mantis Flip Coin!
282 00:18:05,316 00:18:10,188 Just give him some 10-buck runnin' action, all right, Omi? Just give him some 10-buck runnin' action, all right, Omi?
283 00:18:10,188 00:18:12,257 Uhhhh-uhh! Uhhhh-uhh!
284 00:18:13,591 00:18:15,193 Banana, please. Banana, please.
285 00:18:15,193 00:18:17,996 Don't you think you should concentrate on winning first? Don't you think you should concentrate on winning first?
286 00:18:17,996 00:18:23,201 Oh, monkey boy, I have something for you! Oh, monkey boy, I have something for you!
287 00:18:39,050 00:18:41,052 I think that move would have worked on Jack I think that move would have worked on Jack
288 00:18:41,052 00:18:43,188 even if he wasn't a monkey. even if he wasn't a monkey.
289 00:18:44,956 00:18:49,227 You sure made a monkey out of that big ape! ...With the best of them! You sure made a monkey out of that big ape! ...With the best of them!
290 00:18:49,227 00:18:52,998 We have no time for your much-deserved praises. We have no time for your much-deserved praises.
291 00:18:52,998 00:18:54,866 We must get to the Eagle Scope! We must get to the Eagle Scope!
292 00:18:56,001 00:18:58,804 Jack: Hey! What's goin' on? Jack: Hey! What's goin' on?
293 00:18:58,804 00:18:59,838 Where am I? Where am I?
294 00:18:59,838 00:19:01,006 Who am I? Who am I?
295 00:19:01,006 00:19:04,743 - Why do I smell like... - Ew! - Why do I smell like... - Ew!
296 00:19:04,743 00:19:08,113 Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah!
297 00:19:16,454 00:19:18,156 Omi: Dojo, where is it? Omi: Dojo, where is it?
298 00:19:18,156 00:19:21,392 It's right... Not here. It's right... Not here.
299 00:19:21,392 00:19:22,894 We're too late. We're too late.
300 00:19:22,894 00:19:26,464 We blew our chance to rid the world of evil! We blew our chance to rid the world of evil!
301 00:19:26,464 00:19:27,933 We may have lost the battle, We may have lost the battle,
302 00:19:27,933 00:19:31,136 but I have a feeling the war has only begun. but I have a feeling the war has only begun.
303 00:19:32,670 00:19:36,975 The fools! Ha ha ha! Now that we have the Eagle Scope, The fools! Ha ha ha! Now that we have the Eagle Scope,
304 00:19:36,975 00:19:39,811 they have lost any chance to defeat us. they have lost any chance to defeat us.
305 00:19:39,811 00:19:43,381 But gained every chance to join us. But gained every chance to join us.
306 00:19:43,381 00:19:45,951 Join us? That's ridiculous! Join us? That's ridiculous!
307 00:19:45,951 00:19:47,518 Heh heh heh! No, no, no! Heh heh heh! No, no, no!
308 00:19:47,518 00:19:49,120 I mean, that's brilliant! I mean, that's brilliant!
309 00:19:49,120 00:19:51,622 I speak of one monk in particular. I speak of one monk in particular.
310 00:19:51,622 00:19:53,792 As a chapter of his life closes, As a chapter of his life closes,
311 00:19:53,792 00:19:55,794 a new one shall soon open. a new one shall soon open.
312 00:19:55,794 00:19:57,829 Who?! Which one? Who?! Which one?
313 00:19:57,829 00:19:59,197 The chosen one. The chosen one.
314 00:19:59,197 00:20:02,533 The one who I plan to let rule by my side The one who I plan to let rule by my side
315 00:20:02,533 00:20:04,302 for eternity. for eternity.
316 00:20:23,221 00:20:26,391 The Monkey Staff is most relaxing. The Monkey Staff is most relaxing.
317 00:20:26,391 00:20:27,893 I do not know how I ever managed I do not know how I ever managed
318 00:20:27,893 00:20:28,960 without a tail before. without a tail before.
319 00:20:28,960 00:20:30,528 Ooh ooh! aaa aaa! Ooh ooh! aaa aaa!
320 00:20:30,528 00:20:33,031 When you're done, mind if I give it a try? When you're done, mind if I give it a try?
321 00:20:33,031 00:20:35,133 I've always wanted a tail. I've always wanted a tail.
322 00:20:35,133 00:20:36,301 You and me both, partner. You and me both, partner.
323 00:20:36,301 00:20:38,369 I guess it must be a boy thing. I guess it must be a boy thing.
324 00:20:38,369 00:20:40,872 Now, if you would kindly look away, Now, if you would kindly look away,
325 00:20:40,872 00:20:42,440 I feel an urge to scratch in a place I feel an urge to scratch in a place
326 00:20:42,440 00:20:44,776 where I have never scratched before. where I have never scratched before.
327 00:20:44,776 00:20:46,377 Omi: Ooh... Omi: Ooh...