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1 00:00:10,978 00:00:13,180 Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Showdown.
2 00:00:52,885 00:00:55,288 Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Showdown.
3 00:01:27,787 00:01:29,189 And...Action. And...Action.
4 00:01:33,593 00:01:36,896 It appears evil boy genius Jack Spicer It appears evil boy genius Jack Spicer
5 00:01:36,896 00:01:38,665 has company. has company.
6 00:01:38,665 00:01:41,101 Jackbots--attack! Jackbots--attack!
7 00:01:47,474 00:01:49,309 That's gonna leave a mark. That's gonna leave a mark.
8 00:01:49,309 00:01:51,378 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
9 00:01:58,218 00:02:00,720 Ah...Hmm? Ah...Hmm?
10 00:02:00,720 00:02:03,022 All: Aah! All: Aah!
11 00:02:03,022 00:02:05,125 Ruby of Ramses! Ruby of Ramses!
12 00:02:09,929 00:02:11,598 Cut! No, no, no! Cut! No, no, no!
13 00:02:11,598 00:02:13,666 The camera stays on me... The camera stays on me...
14 00:02:13,666 00:02:14,967 Jack Spicer. Jack Spicer.
15 00:02:14,967 00:02:19,139 Jack, will you just get on with it?! Jack, will you just get on with it?!
16 00:02:19,972 00:02:21,808 Nag, nag, nag! Nag, nag, nag!
17 00:02:21,808 00:02:23,610 The Shadow of Fear is mine! The Shadow of Fear is mine!
18 00:02:25,912 00:02:27,046 Faster, Dojo! Faster, Dojo!
19 00:02:27,046 00:02:28,381 Don't you worry. Don't you worry.
20 00:02:28,381 00:02:30,983 Old Clay has got a rope or 2 up his sleeve. Old Clay has got a rope or 2 up his sleeve.
21 00:02:30,983 00:02:33,086 Come along, little doggies! Come along, little doggies!
22 00:02:51,871 00:02:54,207 Make your move, Spicer! Make your move, Spicer!
23 00:02:54,207 00:02:55,208 Makeup! Makeup!
24 00:02:55,208 00:02:57,310 Hey--ooh--ah-- Hey--ooh--ah--
25 00:02:58,578 00:03:00,413 beautiful! Action! beautiful! Action!
26 00:03:03,983 00:03:07,320 Uh...Eh...Ee...Buh... Uh...Eh...Ee...Buh...
27 00:03:08,388 00:03:10,823 What's wrong with Clay? What's wrong with Clay?
28 00:03:12,625 00:03:16,996 Looks like he's got a pretty bad case of stage fright. Looks like he's got a pretty bad case of stage fright.
29 00:03:16,996 00:03:19,866 Hah hah hah hah hah hah! Hah hah hah hah hah hah!
30 00:03:21,000 00:03:24,204 Orb of Tornami! Orb of Tornami!
31 00:03:26,173 00:03:29,008 Ohh! Ohh! Ooh! Ohh! Ohh! Ooh!
32 00:03:29,008 00:03:30,877 Whoa! Aah! Whoa! Aah!
33 00:03:31,911 00:03:34,581 Sword of the Storm! Sword of the Storm!
34 00:03:34,581 00:03:37,350 Lotus Twister! Lotus Twister!
35 00:03:40,953 00:03:44,123 Uh-oh, uh-oh! Oh! Uh-oh, uh-oh! Oh!
36 00:03:45,492 00:03:48,761 Ooh...They sure grow 'em big in Texas. Ooh...They sure grow 'em big in Texas.
37 00:03:48,761 00:03:52,299 Ha ha! Once again i, Jack Spicer, Ha ha! Once again i, Jack Spicer,
38 00:03:52,299 00:03:54,534 have triumphed over the Xiaolin losers, have triumphed over the Xiaolin losers,
39 00:03:54,534 00:03:56,469 and it's all captured on film! and it's all captured on film!
40 00:03:56,469 00:04:00,039 You should be thinking more about world domination You should be thinking more about world domination
41 00:04:00,039 00:04:01,808 and less about the movie. and less about the movie.
42 00:04:01,808 00:04:05,612 Eh. They're pretty much the same thing. Eh. They're pretty much the same thing.
43 00:04:06,746 00:04:08,315 Oh, cheer up, Clay. Oh, cheer up, Clay.
44 00:04:08,315 00:04:11,684 There is no shame in a humiliating defeat. There is no shame in a humiliating defeat.
45 00:04:11,684 00:04:15,154 Remember...It will only make you stronger Remember...It will only make you stronger
46 00:04:15,154 00:04:16,489 for the next one. for the next one.
47 00:04:16,489 00:04:18,558 Yeah. Thanks. But i never figured Yeah. Thanks. But i never figured
48 00:04:18,558 00:04:20,660 I'd turn out to be camera shy. I'd turn out to be camera shy.
49 00:04:20,660 00:04:24,331 I feel lower than a tick huggin' a gopher's belly. I feel lower than a tick huggin' a gopher's belly.
50 00:04:24,331 00:04:28,435 Dojo, exactly what does the Shadow of Fear do? Dojo, exactly what does the Shadow of Fear do?
51 00:04:28,435 00:04:30,870 It allows whoever holds it It allows whoever holds it
52 00:04:30,870 00:04:33,306 to enter another's dreams... to enter another's dreams...
53 00:04:33,306 00:04:34,841 And bring to life And bring to life
54 00:04:34,841 00:04:38,077 their deepest and darkest fear. their deepest and darkest fear.
55 00:04:38,077 00:04:40,146 Hah! Then I have no worries, Hah! Then I have no worries,
56 00:04:40,146 00:04:43,583 because I have no fears. because I have no fears.
57 00:04:45,785 00:04:48,388 Hold on there, partner. Hold on there, partner.
58 00:04:50,957 00:04:54,627 See? No fear. See? No fear.
59 00:05:17,083 00:05:18,285 Huh? Huh?
60 00:05:19,686 00:05:22,722 Your courage is admirable, dragons in training. Your courage is admirable, dragons in training.
61 00:05:22,722 00:05:25,758 Yet the bravest monk is not the one who fears nothing Yet the bravest monk is not the one who fears nothing
62 00:05:25,758 00:05:30,129 but the one who is willing to face what he fears most. but the one who is willing to face what he fears most.
63 00:05:30,129 00:05:31,664 Jack Spicer cannot defeat me Jack Spicer cannot defeat me
64 00:05:31,664 00:05:33,600 even with the Shadow of Fear, even with the Shadow of Fear,
65 00:05:33,600 00:05:38,405 because I have never met a fear I was afraid of! because I have never met a fear I was afraid of!
66 00:05:49,048 00:05:50,583 Shh! Shh!
67 00:05:55,388 00:05:58,190 Guys, I want you to get in close for this. Guys, I want you to get in close for this.
68 00:05:58,190 00:05:59,926 Oh, quiet, you fool! Oh, quiet, you fool!
69 00:05:59,926 00:06:02,028 We are rolling! We are rolling!
70 00:06:03,262 00:06:04,664 When hunting the elusive wolf, When hunting the elusive wolf,
71 00:06:04,664 00:06:07,800 you have to move as quiet as a cat. you have to move as quiet as a cat.
72 00:06:08,901 00:06:10,737 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
73 00:06:10,737 00:06:13,406 Ooh, that hurt!! Ooh, that hurt!!
74 00:06:21,948 00:06:24,484 Shadow of Fear! Shadow of Fear!
75 00:06:30,923 00:06:34,827 No...No! No...No!
76 00:06:36,729 00:06:39,031 No...No... No...No...
77 00:06:42,935 00:06:44,337 3 down... 3 down...
78 00:06:44,337 00:06:47,306 One cue-ball to go. One cue-ball to go.
79 00:06:50,777 00:06:53,746 Omi: I vow to obey the greatest dragon. Omi: I vow to obey the greatest dragon.
80 00:06:53,746 00:06:56,683 Everyone will want to meet Omi Everyone will want to meet Omi
81 00:06:56,683 00:06:58,918 and name streets after Omi and name streets after Omi
82 00:06:58,918 00:07:00,753 and build statues of Omi and build statues of Omi
83 00:07:00,753 00:07:02,288 and tell all their friends and tell all their friends
84 00:07:02,288 00:07:04,691 of the day they actually met Omi! of the day they actually met Omi!
85 00:07:04,691 00:07:06,325 Omi...Omi... Omi...Omi...
86 00:07:06,325 00:07:07,994 I should have known. I should have known.
87 00:07:07,994 00:07:11,564 The kid's as boring in dreams as he is in real life. The kid's as boring in dreams as he is in real life.
88 00:07:11,564 00:07:15,802 Now...Let's see where his fear is. Now...Let's see where his fear is.
89 00:07:27,580 00:07:29,916 What's going on? What's going on?
90 00:07:30,983 00:07:32,652 Jack Spicer! Jack Spicer!
91 00:07:32,652 00:07:34,454 You are not welcome here. You are not welcome here.
92 00:07:34,454 00:07:36,889 Prepare to battle! Prepare to battle!
93 00:07:39,058 00:07:41,127 No...No! No...No!
94 00:07:41,127 00:07:42,495 It cannot be! It cannot be!
95 00:07:46,566 00:07:47,767 Hah hah hah hah hah! Hah hah hah hah hah!
96 00:07:47,767 00:07:49,702 This is your worst nightmare? This is your worst nightmare?
97 00:07:49,702 00:07:51,404 You want to fight with me? You want to fight with me?
98 00:07:51,404 00:07:53,873 Hah hah hah hah hah! Hah hah hah hah hah!
99 00:07:54,907 00:07:56,743 No...No! No...No!
100 00:07:56,743 00:07:59,446 Noooooo! Noooooo!
101 00:08:16,963 00:08:19,365 Clay: Sorry. I guess I'm a tad tired. Clay: Sorry. I guess I'm a tad tired.
102 00:08:19,365 00:08:20,867 I didn't get enough shut-eye I didn't get enough shut-eye
103 00:08:20,867 00:08:22,435 to put the wag in a flea's tail. to put the wag in a flea's tail.
104 00:08:22,435 00:08:25,838 Looks like my young monks had trouble sleeping last night. Looks like my young monks had trouble sleeping last night.
105 00:08:25,838 00:08:29,041 Actually, I had a pretty gross dream. Actually, I had a pretty gross dream.
106 00:08:29,041 00:08:30,242 Jack Spicer was in it. Jack Spicer was in it.
107 00:08:30,242 00:08:32,879 Me, too! Did he do his evil laugh? Me, too! Did he do his evil laugh?
108 00:08:32,879 00:08:35,782 Yeah! And it was so annoying! Yeah! And it was so annoying!
109 00:08:35,782 00:08:37,950 Now that Jack has the Shadow of Fear, Now that Jack has the Shadow of Fear,
110 00:08:37,950 00:08:40,853 it's very possible that he has been visiting your dreams. it's very possible that he has been visiting your dreams.
111 00:08:40,853 00:08:43,890 Talk about wanting to wash my brain out... Talk about wanting to wash my brain out...
112 00:08:43,890 00:08:45,758 I am not afraid of anything I am not afraid of anything
113 00:08:45,758 00:08:47,894 Jack Spicer may find inside my head! Jack Spicer may find inside my head!
114 00:08:47,894 00:08:50,329 Omi, since you are so unafraid, Omi, since you are so unafraid,
115 00:08:50,329 00:08:54,200 you will watch over the Shen Gong Wu. you will watch over the Shen Gong Wu.
116 00:09:07,413 00:09:09,682 Jack Spicer! Jack Spicer!
117 00:09:09,682 00:09:12,552 Quiet on the set! Quiet on the set!
118 00:09:14,787 00:09:16,523 Rolling! Rolling!
119 00:09:16,523 00:09:18,825 The one...The only... The one...The only...
120 00:09:18,825 00:09:21,160 Ruler of the universe, Ruler of the universe,
121 00:09:21,160 00:09:22,562 master of evil-- master of evil--
122 00:09:22,562 00:09:24,631 less talk and more Shen Gong Wu! less talk and more Shen Gong Wu!
123 00:09:24,631 00:09:26,866 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't watch me! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't watch me!
124 00:09:26,866 00:09:30,202 I'm an artiste. I'm temperamental. I'm an artiste. I'm temperamental.
125 00:09:30,202 00:09:33,472 Ok. Let me set up the scene for you, baldy. Ok. Let me set up the scene for you, baldy.
126 00:09:33,472 00:09:35,074 You're defending the Shen Gong Wu You're defending the Shen Gong Wu
127 00:09:35,074 00:09:38,511 when you are defeated by your own cowardice. when you are defeated by your own cowardice.
128 00:09:39,679 00:09:42,381 Hah! You are no longer in your rocker. Hah! You are no longer in your rocker.
129 00:09:42,381 00:09:43,783 I fear nothing. I fear nothing.
130 00:09:43,783 00:09:47,687 Oh, really? Cut. Let me do that line again. Oh, really? Cut. Let me do that line again.
131 00:09:49,388 00:09:51,658 Oh... really?! Oh... really?!
132 00:09:53,025 00:09:55,962 Just do it! I don't have all eternity. Just do it! I don't have all eternity.
133 00:09:55,962 00:10:00,199 Well, I do, but I don't want to spend it with you. Well, I do, but I don't want to spend it with you.
134 00:10:00,199 00:10:03,002 Shadow of Fear! Shadow of Fear!
135 00:10:04,003 00:10:07,106 Omi: No... it cannot be! Omi: No... it cannot be!
136 00:10:09,441 00:10:11,477 I will not fear. I will not fear. I will not fear. I will not fear.
137 00:10:11,477 00:10:13,846 I will not...Stay here! I will not...Stay here!
138 00:10:13,846 00:10:15,047 Aah! Aah!
139 00:10:15,047 00:10:17,483 Cut and print. That's a keeper. Cut and print. That's a keeper.
140 00:10:17,483 00:10:19,952 I'm so evil, I can't stand it! I'm so evil, I can't stand it!
141 00:10:19,952 00:10:23,089 Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
142 00:10:23,089 00:10:26,192 Aah! Aah!
143 00:10:26,192 00:10:27,326 Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
144 00:10:27,326 00:10:28,761 Sounded like a heifer Sounded like a heifer
145 00:10:28,761 00:10:32,164 with its tongue stuck to a frozen flagpole. with its tongue stuck to a frozen flagpole.
146 00:10:34,533 00:10:35,968 Jack Spicer? Jack Spicer! Jack Spicer? Jack Spicer!
147 00:10:35,968 00:10:39,505 In the flesh. No autographs, please. In the flesh. No autographs, please.
148 00:10:39,505 00:10:41,207 Stop them! Stop them!
149 00:10:41,207 00:10:42,875 I told you to hurry! I told you to hurry!
150 00:10:42,875 00:10:44,310 But no... all you care about But no... all you care about
151 00:10:44,310 00:10:45,845 is your precious little movie! is your precious little movie!
152 00:10:45,845 00:10:47,647 I needed more footage! I needed more footage!
153 00:10:47,647 00:10:51,183 Don't worry, I'll get the rest in retakes. Don't worry, I'll get the rest in retakes.
154 00:10:53,720 00:10:56,022 Camerabots--attack! Camerabots--attack!
155 00:11:03,796 00:11:05,898 Don't worry, xioalin losers. Don't worry, xioalin losers.
156 00:11:05,898 00:11:09,101 I'll thank you in my acceptance speech. I'll thank you in my acceptance speech.
157 00:11:10,903 00:11:12,605 It's not too bad. It's not too bad.
158 00:11:12,605 00:11:14,406 They only got a few of the Shen Gong Wu. They only got a few of the Shen Gong Wu.
159 00:11:14,406 00:11:17,710 Where's Omi? He's supposed to be guarding the temple! Where's Omi? He's supposed to be guarding the temple!
160 00:11:19,111 00:11:20,713 Hey, what happened little partner? Hey, what happened little partner?
161 00:11:20,713 00:11:22,048 You're supposed to be on guard. You're supposed to be on guard.
162 00:11:22,048 00:11:24,183 Maybe we should bring him inside. Maybe we should bring him inside.
163 00:11:24,183 00:11:26,052 He doesn't look too good. He doesn't look too good.
164 00:11:34,426 00:11:38,530 Is everybody ready to go kick some Jack Spicer butt? Is everybody ready to go kick some Jack Spicer butt?
165 00:11:38,530 00:11:40,166 Does a bull like to snort? Does a bull like to snort?
166 00:11:40,166 00:11:41,367 Yeah. Yeah.
167 00:11:41,367 00:11:43,402 I couldn't have put it better myself. I couldn't have put it better myself.
168 00:11:43,402 00:11:44,904 Uh... Uh...
169 00:11:44,904 00:11:47,740 I have some... scrolls to study right now. I have some... scrolls to study right now.
170 00:11:47,740 00:11:49,141 What? What?
171 00:11:49,141 00:11:51,844 And, of course, there is that gardening And, of course, there is that gardening
172 00:11:51,844 00:11:53,279 I promised master fung I'd finish. I promised master fung I'd finish.
173 00:11:53,279 00:11:55,848 You'd rather garden than kick butt? You'd rather garden than kick butt?
174 00:11:55,848 00:11:57,917 Then there's the floors I must scrub Then there's the floors I must scrub
175 00:11:57,917 00:12:00,687 with a very small toothbrush. with a very small toothbrush.
176 00:12:00,687 00:12:02,088 I should begin now. I should begin now.
177 00:12:02,088 00:12:04,190 What's the problem, Omi? You ok? What's the problem, Omi? You ok?
178 00:12:04,190 00:12:06,192 I'm fine! What could possibly be the matter? I'm fine! What could possibly be the matter?
179 00:12:06,192 00:12:08,895 It's not like I'm afraid or anything. It's not like I'm afraid or anything.
180 00:12:08,895 00:12:11,497 No, don't! I need a bath! No, don't! I need a bath!
181 00:12:11,497 00:12:13,800 I must fight clean! I must fight clean!
182 00:12:13,800 00:12:15,567 Never mind. Never mind.
183 00:12:15,567 00:12:18,104 Lights, cameras... Lights, cameras...
184 00:12:18,104 00:12:19,806 Action! Action!
185 00:12:19,806 00:12:23,475 We've come for the stolen Shen Gong Wu, Jack. We've come for the stolen Shen Gong Wu, Jack.
186 00:12:23,475 00:12:25,812 Judallet flip, Fire! Judallet flip, Fire!
187 00:12:28,915 00:12:30,817 Good, good. Very dramatic. Good, good. Very dramatic.
188 00:12:30,817 00:12:32,318 But so is this-- But so is this--
189 00:12:32,318 00:12:33,920 Shadow of Fear! Shadow of Fear!
190 00:12:43,229 00:12:45,965 Play with me, Kimiko. Play with me, Kimiko.
191 00:12:45,965 00:12:49,568 Lil' chica! No! It can't be! Lil' chica! No! It can't be!
192 00:12:49,568 00:12:51,938 Don't you want a hug? Don't you want a hug?
193 00:12:51,938 00:12:53,973 No! No, stay away! No! No, stay away!
194 00:12:53,973 00:12:57,910 Come and give your granny a kiss, Come and give your granny a kiss,
195 00:12:57,910 00:12:59,946 my little Clay-way. my little Clay-way.
196 00:12:59,946 00:13:02,715 I'm gonna give you a pinch on the cheeky! I'm gonna give you a pinch on the cheeky!
197 00:13:02,715 00:13:05,752 Granny Lilly! I couldn't feel my cheek for a month Granny Lilly! I couldn't feel my cheek for a month
198 00:13:05,752 00:13:07,653 after the last time you-- after the last time you--
199 00:13:07,653 00:13:10,022 aah! aah!
200 00:13:11,157 00:13:12,324 No! No!
201 00:13:12,324 00:13:15,361 I always knew you existed in the Water, I always knew you existed in the Water,
202 00:13:15,361 00:13:17,196 and now here, too! and now here, too!
203 00:13:17,196 00:13:17,964 No! No!
204 00:13:17,964 00:13:20,199 Maybe it will not be here. Maybe it will not be here.
205 00:13:20,199 00:13:20,933 No! No!
206 00:13:20,933 00:13:24,170 Maybe it has gone away. Maybe it has gone away.
207 00:13:25,271 00:13:27,206 Eee...Aah! Eee...Aah!
208 00:13:27,206 00:13:28,507 Miniko! Miniko!
209 00:13:30,276 00:13:31,410 Aah! Aah!
210 00:13:38,384 00:13:39,518 Zoom in! Zoom in!
211 00:13:39,518 00:13:41,487 Now show me more fear! Now show me more fear!
212 00:13:41,487 00:13:42,955 Hoo hoo hah hah hah hah! Hoo hoo hah hah hah hah!
213 00:13:47,593 00:13:48,961 Cut and print! Cut and print!
214 00:13:48,961 00:13:51,998 Amazing, Jack. For once you have done well! Amazing, Jack. For once you have done well!
215 00:13:51,998 00:13:55,267 What can I say? I was born to direct. What can I say? I was born to direct.
216 00:13:55,267 00:13:56,769 Hah hah hah hah hah! Hah hah hah hah hah!
217 00:14:02,307 00:14:03,642 It seems Jack Spicer It seems Jack Spicer
218 00:14:03,642 00:14:06,311 has found your worst nightmares has found your worst nightmares
219 00:14:06,311 00:14:07,946 using the Shadow of Fear. using the Shadow of Fear.
220 00:14:07,946 00:14:09,314 Hey, check this out. Hey, check this out.
221 00:14:09,314 00:14:10,682 It's one of Jack's camerabots It's one of Jack's camerabots
222 00:14:10,682 00:14:14,553 taken out during the raid. taken out during the raid.
223 00:14:16,488 00:14:18,390 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
224 00:14:19,925 00:14:22,694 Why didn't you warn us, little buckaroo? Why didn't you warn us, little buckaroo?
225 00:14:22,694 00:14:25,564 I was to ashamed to tell any of you. I was to ashamed to tell any of you.
226 00:14:25,564 00:14:26,765 Perhaps if I had, Perhaps if I had,
227 00:14:26,765 00:14:28,467 you could have been better prepared you could have been better prepared
228 00:14:28,467 00:14:30,135 for our humiliating defeat. for our humiliating defeat.
229 00:14:30,135 00:14:32,438 Sorry to break up this downer fest, Sorry to break up this downer fest,
230 00:14:32,438 00:14:34,473 but I'm sensing another Shen Gong Wu. but I'm sensing another Shen Gong Wu.
231 00:14:34,473 00:14:36,041 The Crouching Cougar, The Crouching Cougar,
232 00:14:36,041 00:14:38,810 an excellent ground vehicle for jungle travel, an excellent ground vehicle for jungle travel,
233 00:14:38,810 00:14:40,512 with all the power and handling with all the power and handling
234 00:14:40,512 00:14:42,147 any young warrior could ask for. any young warrior could ask for.
235 00:14:42,147 00:14:43,649 Do not lose hope. Do not lose hope.
236 00:14:43,649 00:14:46,518 Realizing one's fears is the first step Realizing one's fears is the first step
237 00:14:46,518 00:14:48,687 to facing them. to facing them.
238 00:14:48,687 00:14:50,388 Raimundo: I'm all for listening Raimundo: I'm all for listening
239 00:14:50,388 00:14:51,790 to master fong's wiseness, to master fong's wiseness,
240 00:14:51,790 00:14:53,324 but facing my fear isn't going to work. but facing my fear isn't going to work.
241 00:14:53,324 00:14:55,260 It's only going to get me eaten. It's only going to get me eaten.
242 00:14:55,260 00:14:56,728 But what can we do? But what can we do?
243 00:14:56,728 00:15:00,198 Perhaps we should swap fears. Perhaps we should swap fears.
244 00:15:00,198 00:15:01,232 Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!
245 00:15:01,232 00:15:02,167 Yeah! Yeah!
246 00:15:02,167 00:15:03,535 Good idea! Good idea!
247 00:15:03,535 00:15:05,604 Yeah! Yeah!
248 00:15:10,442 00:15:12,177 I want a close-up of the Shen Gong Wu I want a close-up of the Shen Gong Wu
249 00:15:12,177 00:15:13,244 when I find it. when I find it.
250 00:15:13,244 00:15:14,546 Hurry, Jack! Hurry, Jack!
251 00:15:14,546 00:15:17,115 We're going to lose the Crouching Cougar. We're going to lose the Crouching Cougar.
252 00:15:17,115 00:15:18,016 No, wait! No, wait!
253 00:15:18,016 00:15:20,151 Shadow of Fear! Shadow of Fear!
254 00:15:24,723 00:15:26,792 Kimiko: Here they come! Kimiko: Here they come!
255 00:15:27,659 00:15:29,394 Remember the plan. Remember the plan.
256 00:15:29,394 00:15:31,062 Switch! Switch!
257 00:15:32,598 00:15:34,399 I do not play with dolls. I do not play with dolls.
258 00:15:34,399 00:15:36,434 I defeat them! I defeat them!
259 00:15:37,335 00:15:39,905 Fist of Tebigong! Fist of Tebigong!
260 00:15:43,542 00:15:45,844 Come on, granny. Come on, granny.
261 00:15:45,844 00:15:47,513 Let's go. Let's go.
262 00:15:47,513 00:15:50,482 Pinchy, pinchy. Pinchy, pinchy.
263 00:15:52,718 00:15:54,920 Aah! Aah!
264 00:15:54,920 00:15:55,921 Bring it on, Bring it on,
265 00:15:55,921 00:15:58,890 you dadgarn gelatinous glob! you dadgarn gelatinous glob!
266 00:15:59,591 00:16:01,326 Arrgh! Arrgh!
267 00:16:02,561 00:16:05,296 Kiss your bony little butt good-bye, Kiss your bony little butt good-bye,
268 00:16:05,296 00:16:07,633 you glorified rodent. you glorified rodent.
269 00:16:18,510 00:16:19,878 Hey, no fair! Hey, no fair!
270 00:16:19,878 00:16:22,113 Where does it say they can switch? Where does it say they can switch?
271 00:16:22,113 00:16:24,149 I hate it when actors improvise. I hate it when actors improvise.
272 00:16:24,149 00:16:28,520 Just forget about them and get the Shen Gong Wu. Just forget about them and get the Shen Gong Wu.
273 00:16:32,891 00:16:35,627 Jack Spicer! Stop him! Jack Spicer! Stop him!
274 00:16:35,627 00:16:38,296 Ha ha ha ha! Too late! Ha ha ha ha! Too late!
275 00:16:38,296 00:16:40,832 The Shen Gong Wu is mine! The Shen Gong Wu is mine!
276 00:16:41,900 00:16:45,671 Wait. Where's my close-up? Wait. Where's my close-up?
277 00:16:48,506 00:16:52,377 It's a 5, 6, 7... It's a 5, 6, 7...
278 00:16:52,377 00:16:54,580 8-way Xiaolin Showdown! 8-way Xiaolin Showdown!
279 00:16:54,580 00:16:55,847 All: Huh?! All: Huh?!
280 00:16:55,847 00:16:57,583 Is there such a thing? Is there such a thing?
281 00:16:57,583 00:16:58,784 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
282 00:16:58,784 00:17:00,385 Oh, oh, oh, here it is. Oh, oh, oh, here it is.
283 00:17:00,385 00:17:03,521 It's in the supplemental pages that came out It's in the supplemental pages that came out
284 00:17:03,521 00:17:05,323 in the last 200 years. in the last 200 years.
285 00:17:05,323 00:17:06,658 Basically it's 4 against 4, Basically it's 4 against 4,
286 00:17:06,658 00:17:08,594 each wagering one Shen Gong Wu. each wagering one Shen Gong Wu.
287 00:17:08,594 00:17:10,261 Whoo-whee! Whoo-whee!
288 00:17:10,261 00:17:12,664 We're gonna need a wheelbarrow full of Wu We're gonna need a wheelbarrow full of Wu
289 00:17:12,664 00:17:13,932 for this showdown. for this showdown.
290 00:17:13,932 00:17:15,500 Then we wager our two ton tunic, Then we wager our two ton tunic,
291 00:17:15,500 00:17:17,102 Shroud of Shadows, Lotus Twister Shroud of Shadows, Lotus Twister
292 00:17:17,102 00:17:18,469 and Silk Spinner and Silk Spinner
293 00:17:18,469 00:17:20,171 against your Serpent's Tail, against your Serpent's Tail,
294 00:17:20,171 00:17:24,142 Eye of Dashi, Third arm Sash and Fist of Tebigong. Eye of Dashi, Third arm Sash and Fist of Tebigong.
295 00:17:24,142 00:17:26,144 Slow down! I can't write that fast. Slow down! I can't write that fast.
296 00:17:26,144 00:17:28,179 The game is a free-for-all sumo match, The game is a free-for-all sumo match,
297 00:17:28,179 00:17:30,682 face-to-face with your own worst fear. face-to-face with your own worst fear.
298 00:17:30,682 00:17:33,418 First to leave the ring loses. First to leave the ring loses.
299 00:17:33,418 00:17:34,385 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
300 00:17:34,385 00:17:35,887 Brilliant, Jack! Brilliant, Jack!
301 00:17:35,887 00:17:37,388 Bravo! Bravo!
302 00:17:37,388 00:17:38,256 Let's go! Let's go!
303 00:17:38,256 00:17:41,159 Xiaolin Showdown! Xiaolin Showdown!
304 00:17:56,307 00:17:59,177 Whoa! This is most embarrassing. Whoa! This is most embarrassing.
305 00:17:59,177 00:18:02,047 I used to do a little wrastlin' back home, I used to do a little wrastlin' back home,
306 00:18:02,047 00:18:04,015 but only with greased pigs. but only with greased pigs.
307 00:18:05,150 00:18:06,718 Jack: Enough chatter. Let's wrestle! Jack: Enough chatter. Let's wrestle!
308 00:18:06,718 00:18:09,320 By the way, you guys, cool diapers. By the way, you guys, cool diapers.
309 00:18:09,320 00:18:11,790 All: Gong yi tan pai! All: Gong yi tan pai!
310 00:18:11,790 00:18:14,325 Eye of Dashi! Eye of Dashi!
311 00:18:15,493 00:18:17,929 Shroud of Shadows! Shroud of Shadows!
312 00:18:18,997 00:18:20,699 Aah! Aah!
313 00:18:23,501 00:18:25,603 Silk Spinner! Silk Spinner!
314 00:18:27,438 00:18:28,339 Aah! Aah!
315 00:18:28,339 00:18:30,241 How about that kissy? How about that kissy?
316 00:18:30,241 00:18:34,045 Mm-wah! No! Mm-wah! No!
317 00:18:34,045 00:18:36,381 Aah! Aah!
318 00:18:36,381 00:18:38,149 Fist of Tebigong! Fist of Tebigong!
319 00:18:39,384 00:18:42,187 Jack: Come on, guys! A little action here! Jack: Come on, guys! A little action here!
320 00:18:42,187 00:18:44,690 Maybe we can work in a car chase? Maybe we can work in a car chase?
321 00:18:46,057 00:18:47,425 Lotus Twister! Lotus Twister!
322 00:18:47,425 00:18:51,096 A grandson should only have to take so much! A grandson should only have to take so much!
323 00:18:54,499 00:18:56,534 It's only a squirrel. It's only a squirrel.
324 00:18:56,534 00:18:58,837 Aah! Aah!
325 00:19:02,107 00:19:05,343 The greatest monk is not the one who fears nothing, The greatest monk is not the one who fears nothing,
326 00:19:05,343 00:19:10,015 but the one who is willing to face what he fears most. but the one who is willing to face what he fears most.
327 00:19:10,015 00:19:11,316 Aah! Aah!
328 00:19:11,316 00:19:13,218 I still fear you--aah! I still fear you--aah!
329 00:19:13,218 00:19:16,254 But I do not fear to face you! But I do not fear to face you!
330 00:19:17,255 00:19:19,791 Two ton tunic! Two ton tunic!
331 00:19:24,629 00:19:26,698 You're out! You're out!
332 00:19:28,266 00:19:30,368 Aah! Aah!
333 00:19:40,578 00:19:42,380 All: You're out! All: You're out!
334 00:19:43,548 00:19:45,583 We're victorious! We're victorious!
335 00:19:45,583 00:19:46,617 Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo!
336 00:19:46,617 00:19:48,119 Do it all the way! Do it all the way!
337 00:19:48,119 00:19:50,155 Not a lip bruise anywhere. Not a lip bruise anywhere.
338 00:19:50,155 00:19:51,556 You and your directing! You and your directing!
339 00:19:51,556 00:19:52,657 Nine! Nine!
340 00:19:52,657 00:19:55,326 We lost 9 Shen Gong Wu! We lost 9 Shen Gong Wu!
341 00:19:55,326 00:19:58,229 Cut! Cut! I said cut! Cut! Cut! I said cut!
342 00:20:04,369 00:20:06,872 It's funny how things so small can seem so large It's funny how things so small can seem so large
343 00:20:06,872 00:20:08,573 in our minds. in our minds.
344 00:20:08,573 00:20:11,109 I wonder what Jack Spicer's greatest fear is. I wonder what Jack Spicer's greatest fear is.
345 00:20:11,109 00:20:12,510 Guess we'll never know. Guess we'll never know.
346 00:20:12,510 00:20:13,845 I know! I know!
347 00:20:13,845 00:20:16,647 I picked it up when no one was looking. I picked it up when no one was looking.
348 00:20:16,647 00:20:19,417 The shadow of fears! The shadow of fears!
349 00:20:26,624 00:20:28,259 Huh? Oh! Huh? Oh!
350 00:20:36,367 00:20:38,770 Eee! No! Eee! No!
351 00:20:38,770 00:20:44,042 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
352 00:20:44,042 00:21:15,440 Aah! Aah!