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1 | 00:00:11,644 | 00:00:13,980 | Man: Xiaolin Showdown. | Man: Xiaolin Showdown. |
2 | 00:00:49,015 | 00:00:53,586 | All: Aah! | All: Aah! |
3 | 00:00:53,586 | 00:00:56,188 | Xiaolin Showdown. | Xiaolin Showdown. |
4 | 00:01:10,637 | 00:01:13,139 | Today's exercise requires one to choose | Today's exercise requires one to choose |
5 | 00:01:13,139 | 00:01:15,808 | complimentary Shen Gong Wu and work in unison | complimentary Shen Gong Wu and work in unison |
6 | 00:01:15,808 | 00:01:17,309 | to fight a common foe. | to fight a common foe. |
7 | 00:01:17,309 | 00:01:21,748 | I trust you are ready to demonstrate great focus. | I trust you are ready to demonstrate great focus. |
8 | 00:01:30,623 | 00:01:32,424 | On the count of 3. | On the count of 3. |
9 | 00:01:38,397 | 00:01:39,598 | 3! | 3! |
10 | 00:01:39,598 | 00:01:40,833 | Uh...Ruby of ramses! | Uh...Ruby of ramses! |
11 | 00:01:40,833 | 00:01:43,703 | Uh--ow-- Sword of the Storm! | Uh--ow-- Sword of the Storm! |
12 | 00:01:43,703 | 00:01:45,638 | A Thorn of of thunderbolt! | A Thorn of of thunderbolt! |
13 | 00:01:45,638 | 00:01:47,506 | Wu-shu helmet! | Wu-shu helmet! |
14 | 00:01:47,506 | 00:01:50,209 | Uhhhhh-whoaaaaa! | Uhhhhh-whoaaaaa! |
15 | 00:01:50,209 | 00:01:52,144 | Whhoa--uhh! | Whhoa--uhh! |
16 | 00:01:52,144 | 00:01:54,046 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
17 | 00:01:54,613 | 00:01:56,749 | Aah! Uhh! | Aah! Uhh! |
18 | 00:01:57,616 | 00:01:59,085 | Oh! | Oh! |
19 | 00:02:00,319 | 00:02:03,422 | Your choices were far from complimentary. | Your choices were far from complimentary. |
20 | 00:02:03,422 | 00:02:05,391 | The dummy remains intact. | The dummy remains intact. |
21 | 00:02:05,391 | 00:02:08,494 | Yes, yes, I remain intact. | Yes, yes, I remain intact. |
22 | 00:02:08,494 | 00:02:10,096 | What? | What? |
23 | 00:02:11,731 | 00:02:15,267 | Apprentices, you are too easily distracted. | Apprentices, you are too easily distracted. |
24 | 00:02:15,267 | 00:02:19,371 | Raimundo, fidgeting with your 3pm player. | Raimundo, fidgeting with your 3pm player. |
25 | 00:02:19,371 | 00:02:21,107 | Kimiko, doing your hair. | Kimiko, doing your hair. |
26 | 00:02:21,107 | 00:02:23,876 | Clay, playing with your little cow. | Clay, playing with your little cow. |
27 | 00:02:23,876 | 00:02:26,545 | And Omi, you with your bumble bee. | And Omi, you with your bumble bee. |
28 | 00:02:26,545 | 00:02:28,981 | You must not let your mind wander. | You must not let your mind wander. |
29 | 00:02:28,981 | 00:02:31,517 | But my mind was made to wonder. | But my mind was made to wonder. |
30 | 00:02:31,517 | 00:02:32,785 | How else can I ponder | How else can I ponder |
31 | 00:02:32,785 | 00:02:33,920 | the great mysteries of the universe? | the great mysteries of the universe? |
32 | 00:02:33,920 | 00:02:35,621 | Like how can bees fly | Like how can bees fly |
33 | 00:02:35,621 | 00:02:38,825 | when their wings are too small to lift their bodies? | when their wings are too small to lift their bodies? |
34 | 00:02:38,825 | 00:02:42,762 | I said "wander," not "wonder." | I said "wander," not "wonder." |
35 | 00:02:44,196 | 00:02:45,564 | Ah. | Ah. |
36 | 00:02:47,266 | 00:02:50,336 | My rolling shield is complete. | My rolling shield is complete. |
37 | 00:02:50,336 | 00:02:51,771 | Now to test it. | Now to test it. |
38 | 00:02:51,771 | 00:02:54,140 | Jackbots! | Jackbots! |
39 | 00:02:54,140 | 00:02:55,141 | Jackbots? | Jackbots? |
40 | 00:02:55,141 | 00:02:58,077 | Megan, I told you not to touch my stuff. | Megan, I told you not to touch my stuff. |
41 | 00:02:58,077 | 00:03:02,514 | Shh! You're interrupting our tea party. | Shh! You're interrupting our tea party. |
42 | 00:03:02,514 | 00:03:04,216 | Thank you, lady Megan. | Thank you, lady Megan. |
43 | 00:03:04,216 | 00:03:06,585 | Jack, we need to focus here. | Jack, we need to focus here. |
44 | 00:03:06,585 | 00:03:09,221 | Yuck! That ugly witch is back. | Yuck! That ugly witch is back. |
45 | 00:03:09,221 | 00:03:10,957 | Do some tricks, ugly witch. | Do some tricks, ugly witch. |
46 | 00:03:10,957 | 00:03:13,159 | Like make yourself a little less ugly. | Like make yourself a little less ugly. |
47 | 00:03:13,159 | 00:03:15,962 | One more word out of your little cousin, | One more word out of your little cousin, |
48 | 00:03:15,962 | 00:03:18,097 | and I'll turn her unto a pig. | and I'll turn her unto a pig. |
49 | 00:03:18,097 | 00:03:19,966 | I hear you bark, little doggie, | I hear you bark, little doggie, |
50 | 00:03:19,966 | 00:03:21,633 | now let's see you bite. | now let's see you bite. |
51 | 00:03:21,633 | 00:03:23,435 | Aaaahhhh! | Aaaahhhh! |
52 | 00:03:23,435 | 00:03:27,006 | Yawn. Just as I thought, you can't do nothing... | Yawn. Just as I thought, you can't do nothing... |
53 | 00:03:27,006 | 00:03:28,240 | Except look ugly! | Except look ugly! |
54 | 00:03:28,240 | 00:03:30,810 | Girls, girls. We have work to do. | Girls, girls. We have work to do. |
55 | 00:03:30,810 | 00:03:33,913 | Evil isn't gonna get done by itself. | Evil isn't gonna get done by itself. |
56 | 00:03:33,913 | 00:03:36,548 | Ah! Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself | Ah! Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself |
57 | 00:03:36,548 | 00:03:38,785 | on an island off of java. | on an island off of java. |
58 | 00:03:38,785 | 00:03:40,352 | The Mind Reader Conch. | The Mind Reader Conch. |
59 | 00:03:40,352 | 00:03:41,220 | Time to roll. | Time to roll. |
60 | 00:03:41,220 | 00:03:43,422 | Whatever you say, Jack. | Whatever you say, Jack. |
61 | 00:03:43,422 | 00:03:44,390 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
62 | 00:03:48,594 | 00:03:50,162 | Oh! Oh! I got that itch. | Oh! Oh! I got that itch. |
63 | 00:03:50,162 | 00:03:53,299 | We must be near the Shen Gong Wu... | We must be near the Shen Gong Wu... |
64 | 00:03:53,299 | 00:03:55,334 | Or poison oak. | Or poison oak. |
65 | 00:03:56,302 | 00:03:58,270 | Lower. Lower. Lower. | Lower. Lower. Lower. |
66 | 00:03:58,270 | 00:03:59,405 | Sorry, Dojo. | Sorry, Dojo. |
67 | 00:03:59,405 | 00:04:01,908 | I haven't much to earn you scratch. | I haven't much to earn you scratch. |
68 | 00:04:01,908 | 00:04:05,211 | After all, I am an apprentice. | After all, I am an apprentice. |
69 | 00:04:08,447 | 00:04:11,017 | Oh, yeah, baby! | Oh, yeah, baby! |
70 | 00:04:11,017 | 00:04:12,785 | Magic fingers! | Magic fingers! |
71 | 00:04:12,785 | 00:04:15,721 | Come on, crew, where's the wu? | Come on, crew, where's the wu? |
72 | 00:04:15,721 | 00:04:17,924 | The wu, as you call it, | The wu, as you call it, |
73 | 00:04:17,924 | 00:04:20,126 | is the Mind Reader Conch. | is the Mind Reader Conch. |
74 | 00:04:20,126 | 00:04:21,760 | By holding it to your ear and aiming it, | By holding it to your ear and aiming it, |
75 | 00:04:21,760 | 00:04:23,329 | you can hear the thoughts of others. | you can hear the thoughts of others. |
76 | 00:04:23,329 | 00:04:26,866 | In Clay's case, I guess you just hear the ocean. | In Clay's case, I guess you just hear the ocean. |
77 | 00:04:26,866 | 00:04:28,767 | Ha ha ha. | Ha ha ha. |
78 | 00:04:28,767 | 00:04:31,237 | It's...That-a way. | It's...That-a way. |
79 | 00:04:37,743 | 00:04:39,045 | Take your time. | Take your time. |
80 | 00:04:39,045 | 00:04:42,381 | The lady dragons love a guy with a tan. | The lady dragons love a guy with a tan. |
81 | 00:04:45,351 | 00:04:46,919 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
82 | 00:04:51,423 | 00:04:52,491 | Ow! Ow! | Ow! Ow! |
83 | 00:04:52,491 | 00:04:54,026 | Relax, fellow apprentices. | Relax, fellow apprentices. |
84 | 00:04:54,026 | 00:04:57,596 | My keen instincts will lead us to the Mind Reader Conch. | My keen instincts will lead us to the Mind Reader Conch. |
85 | 00:04:57,596 | 00:04:59,999 | Raimundo, thinking: Yeah, your instincts are keen, all right. | Raimundo, thinking: Yeah, your instincts are keen, all right. |
86 | 00:04:59,999 | 00:05:01,333 | Except when it comes to haircuts. | Except when it comes to haircuts. |
87 | 00:05:01,333 | 00:05:07,173 | You are all over the line, my friend! | You are all over the line, my friend! |
88 | 00:05:07,173 | 00:05:08,841 | Nevertheless, little pal, | Nevertheless, little pal, |
89 | 00:05:08,841 | 00:05:10,542 | you might wanna put on a hat. | you might wanna put on a hat. |
90 | 00:05:10,542 | 00:05:13,279 | I think the sun's been baking your potato too long. | I think the sun's been baking your potato too long. |
91 | 00:05:13,279 | 00:05:17,416 | Omi, thinking: That Raimundo thinks he's all this. | Omi, thinking: That Raimundo thinks he's all this. |
92 | 00:05:17,416 | 00:05:18,717 | It's all that, Omi. | It's all that, Omi. |
93 | 00:05:18,717 | 00:05:20,119 | What's all what? | What's all what? |
94 | 00:05:20,119 | 00:05:21,854 | It's not all what, it's all that. | It's not all what, it's all that. |
95 | 00:05:21,854 | 00:05:24,490 | Of all people, you should know that it's all that. | Of all people, you should know that it's all that. |
96 | 00:05:24,490 | 00:05:31,898 | Dagnard! You folks sound like you were kicked in the head by the family mule. | Dagnard! You folks sound like you were kicked in the head by the family mule. |
97 | 00:05:33,565 | 00:05:36,602 | Kimiko, thinking: I wonder why boys are born without brains. | Kimiko, thinking: I wonder why boys are born without brains. |
98 | 00:05:36,602 | 00:05:38,905 | If I was born without a brain, little lady, | If I was born without a brain, little lady, |
99 | 00:05:38,905 | 00:05:44,543 | how come I'm the one who figured out this is the Mind Reader Conch? | how come I'm the one who figured out this is the Mind Reader Conch? |
100 | 00:05:44,543 | 00:05:47,213 | Jack, thinking: Ha! Kimiko has the Mind Reader Conch. | Jack, thinking: Ha! Kimiko has the Mind Reader Conch. |
101 | 00:05:47,213 | 00:05:49,215 | It'll be easy to take it from her. | It'll be easy to take it from her. |
102 | 00:05:49,215 | 00:05:50,416 | No upper-body strength. | No upper-body strength. |
103 | 00:05:50,416 | 00:05:53,019 | We have unwanted company. | We have unwanted company. |
104 | 00:05:54,320 | 00:05:57,123 | And I'll show you real upper-body strength. | And I'll show you real upper-body strength. |
105 | 00:05:57,123 | 00:06:00,259 | Come on, Jack! You promised you'd let me drive! | Come on, Jack! You promised you'd let me drive! |
106 | 00:06:00,259 | 00:06:03,229 | I lied. I'm an evil boy genius, remember? | I lied. I'm an evil boy genius, remember? |
107 | 00:06:03,229 | 00:06:05,231 | A promise is a promise. | A promise is a promise. |
108 | 00:06:05,231 | 00:06:06,132 | Aah! | Aah! |
109 | 00:06:06,132 | 00:06:08,134 | I need reinforcements. | I need reinforcements. |
110 | 00:06:08,134 | 00:06:11,037 | Jackbots, attack! | Jackbots, attack! |
111 | 00:06:16,242 | 00:06:17,376 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
112 | 00:06:17,376 | 00:06:19,411 | Aah! | Aah! |
113 | 00:06:19,411 | 00:06:20,980 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
114 | 00:06:20,980 | 00:06:23,849 | All: Dragon x-kumei formation! | All: Dragon x-kumei formation! |
115 | 00:06:23,849 | 00:06:26,885 | Ruby of Ramses. | Ruby of Ramses. |
116 | 00:06:28,287 | 00:06:31,290 | Thorn of thunderbolts! | Thorn of thunderbolts! |
117 | 00:06:32,358 | 00:06:35,461 | All: Huh? Great teamwork...Not. | All: Huh? Great teamwork...Not. |
118 | 00:06:35,461 | 00:06:38,397 | Sword of the Storm! | Sword of the Storm! |
119 | 00:06:44,403 | 00:06:46,805 | Wu-shu helmet! | Wu-shu helmet! |
120 | 00:06:46,805 | 00:06:48,507 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
121 | 00:06:48,507 | 00:06:51,010 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
122 | 00:06:52,344 | 00:06:53,645 | Perfect. | Perfect. |
123 | 00:06:53,645 | 00:06:57,416 | Every scale is evenly greased with tanning oil. | Every scale is evenly greased with tanning oil. |
124 | 00:06:57,416 | 00:07:01,320 | Now all I gotta do is avoid the sand. | Now all I gotta do is avoid the sand. |
125 | 00:07:01,320 | 00:07:02,989 | Huh? | Huh? |
126 | 00:07:02,989 | 00:07:04,656 | Not good. | Not good. |
127 | 00:07:06,325 | 00:07:07,759 | Hmmph. | Hmmph. |
128 | 00:07:07,759 | 00:07:13,132 | This has Xiaolin apprentices written all over it. | This has Xiaolin apprentices written all over it. |
129 | 00:07:16,435 | 00:07:18,670 | All: Whoa! | All: Whoa! |
130 | 00:07:18,670 | 00:07:21,773 | Not bad for a 1,500-year-old dragon. | Not bad for a 1,500-year-old dragon. |
131 | 00:07:21,773 | 00:07:25,877 | Do I hear a thank you for my brave and Valiant rescue? | Do I hear a thank you for my brave and Valiant rescue? |
132 | 00:07:25,877 | 00:07:28,247 | All, uninterested: Good job. Way to go. | All, uninterested: Good job. Way to go. |
133 | 00:07:28,247 | 00:07:30,049 | That's more like it. | That's more like it. |
134 | 00:07:30,049 | 00:07:31,283 | Omi, thinking: Ugh! Enough out of you. | Omi, thinking: Ugh! Enough out of you. |
135 | 00:07:31,283 | 00:07:32,551 | Kimiko, thinking: Oh, shut up! | Kimiko, thinking: Oh, shut up! |
136 | 00:07:32,551 | 00:07:34,086 | Raimundo, thinking: Stupid dragon. | Raimundo, thinking: Stupid dragon. |
137 | 00:07:34,086 | 00:07:36,555 | Clay, thinking: Put a dadgarn sock in it. | Clay, thinking: Put a dadgarn sock in it. |
138 | 00:07:36,555 | 00:07:38,557 | Hey! I heard that! | Hey! I heard that! |
139 | 00:07:38,557 | 00:07:41,193 | All: Sorry, Dojo. | All: Sorry, Dojo. |
140 | 00:07:45,131 | 00:07:49,501 | Used wisely, the conch can prove a most valuable tool, | Used wisely, the conch can prove a most valuable tool, |
141 | 00:07:49,501 | 00:07:51,303 | but until you learn to focus, | but until you learn to focus, |
142 | 00:07:51,303 | 00:07:54,906 | it is best that I lock it away in the temple vault. | it is best that I lock it away in the temple vault. |
143 | 00:07:54,906 | 00:07:56,975 | We are very sorry, Master Fung. | We are very sorry, Master Fung. |
144 | 00:07:56,975 | 00:07:58,544 | In the future, we will do our best | In the future, we will do our best |
145 | 00:07:58,544 | 00:08:01,113 | to rise above our petty differences. | to rise above our petty differences. |
146 | 00:08:01,113 | 00:08:02,914 | I'm with the little feller. | I'm with the little feller. |
147 | 00:08:02,914 | 00:08:04,250 | Me, too. | Me, too. |
148 | 00:08:04,250 | 00:08:06,985 | I'm with Omi, too. | I'm with Omi, too. |
149 | 00:08:11,123 | 00:08:16,228 | Ah, yes. Togetherness. | Ah, yes. Togetherness. |
150 | 00:08:16,228 | 00:08:19,065 | Check out my latest super evil invention. | Check out my latest super evil invention. |
151 | 00:08:19,065 | 00:08:20,332 | The molar 2000. | The molar 2000. |
152 | 00:08:20,332 | 00:08:22,368 | It'll let me drill into the Earth. | It'll let me drill into the Earth. |
153 | 00:08:22,368 | 00:08:26,004 | Or into the Xiaolin temple vault. | Or into the Xiaolin temple vault. |
154 | 00:08:26,004 | 00:08:28,040 | Uh, yeah, that, too. | Uh, yeah, that, too. |
155 | 00:08:28,040 | 00:08:30,809 | Jackbots, to the temple! | Jackbots, to the temple! |
156 | 00:08:30,809 | 00:08:31,877 | Urgh! | Urgh! |
157 | 00:08:31,877 | 00:08:33,245 | Jackbots: Cinderella... | Jackbots: Cinderella... |
158 | 00:08:33,245 | 00:08:37,449 | Megan! Stop playing with my toys--robots! | Megan! Stop playing with my toys--robots! |
159 | 00:08:37,449 | 00:08:39,085 | Forget about your robots! | Forget about your robots! |
160 | 00:08:39,085 | 00:08:41,087 | She's got the juju flytrap. | She's got the juju flytrap. |
161 | 00:08:41,087 | 00:08:44,190 | Just get it back before she breaks it! | Just get it back before she breaks it! |
162 | 00:08:44,190 | 00:08:46,492 | Just try and take it back. | Just try and take it back. |
163 | 00:08:46,492 | 00:08:50,629 | Aaahhh! Juju flytrap! | Aaahhh! Juju flytrap! |
164 | 00:08:50,629 | 00:08:53,065 | Aah! Ow! Ow! | Aah! Ow! Ow! |
165 | 00:08:53,065 | 00:08:54,400 | Some evil genius! | Some evil genius! |
166 | 00:08:54,400 | 00:08:57,203 | Outsmarted by a little girl. | Outsmarted by a little girl. |
167 | 00:08:57,203 | 00:08:58,704 | Ow! Hey, Megan! Ow! | Ow! Hey, Megan! Ow! |
168 | 00:08:58,704 | 00:09:02,741 | I have a new toy--ow!-- I think you're gonna love! | I have a new toy--ow!-- I think you're gonna love! |
169 | 00:09:02,741 | 00:09:04,943 | Ow! Oh! Oh! | Ow! Oh! Oh! |
170 | 00:09:04,943 | 00:09:06,312 | Finally, Jack, | Finally, Jack, |
171 | 00:09:06,312 | 00:09:09,415 | you've come up with something useful. | you've come up with something useful. |
172 | 00:09:34,306 | 00:09:35,674 | As long as I am here, | As long as I am here, |
173 | 00:09:35,674 | 00:09:39,845 | I will test my ability to use the conch wisely. | I will test my ability to use the conch wisely. |
174 | 00:09:40,512 | 00:09:42,514 | Ah. | Ah. |
175 | 00:09:43,182 | 00:09:45,517 | Mind Reader Conch. | Mind Reader Conch. |
176 | 00:09:48,019 | 00:09:51,357 | Raimundo, thinking: I'll just tell Omi that I went out to meditate. | Raimundo, thinking: I'll just tell Omi that I went out to meditate. |
177 | 00:09:51,357 | 00:09:52,624 | He believes everything he's told. | He believes everything he's told. |
178 | 00:09:52,624 | 00:09:54,393 | People tell me all the time | People tell me all the time |
179 | 00:09:54,393 | 00:09:56,328 | that I don't believe everything I'm told... | that I don't believe everything I'm told... |
180 | 00:09:56,328 | 00:09:57,729 | And I believe them! | And I believe them! |
181 | 00:09:57,729 | 00:10:00,466 | Oh, that Raimundo! | Oh, that Raimundo! |
182 | 00:10:05,871 | 00:10:07,406 | Mind Reader Conch. | Mind Reader Conch. |
183 | 00:10:07,406 | 00:10:09,175 | Omi, thinking: I am still most uncertain | Omi, thinking: I am still most uncertain |
184 | 00:10:09,175 | 00:10:12,578 | of Raimundo's trustworthiness. | of Raimundo's trustworthiness. |
185 | 00:10:19,084 | 00:10:23,389 | Clay, thinking: I can't believe the way Kimiko threw a hissy fit today. | Clay, thinking: I can't believe the way Kimiko threw a hissy fit today. |
186 | 00:10:23,389 | 00:10:27,526 | She gets angrier than a cat in a hot tub of Water. | She gets angrier than a cat in a hot tub of Water. |
187 | 00:10:27,526 | 00:10:28,960 | Angry? Me? | Angry? Me? |
188 | 00:10:28,960 | 00:10:30,296 | I am not angry. | I am not angry. |
189 | 00:10:30,296 | 00:10:33,565 | I'm the least angry person I know! | I'm the least angry person I know! |
190 | 00:10:45,010 | 00:10:47,313 | This place is colder than a hound dog's nose | This place is colder than a hound dog's nose |
191 | 00:10:47,313 | 00:10:48,447 | after sniffin' in the fridge. | after sniffin' in the fridge. |
192 | 00:10:48,447 | 00:10:50,316 | Mind Reader Conch. | Mind Reader Conch. |
193 | 00:10:50,316 | 00:10:55,621 | Kimiko, thinking: If I hear one more lame-o down-home saying... | Kimiko, thinking: If I hear one more lame-o down-home saying... |
194 | 00:10:55,621 | 00:10:56,922 | Aaahhhh! | Aaahhhh! |
195 | 00:11:12,704 | 00:11:14,740 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
196 | 00:11:14,740 | 00:11:16,642 | Hyah! | Hyah! |
197 | 00:11:16,642 | 00:11:17,843 | Hyah! | Hyah! |
198 | 00:11:21,380 | 00:11:23,349 | My Dojo senses are tingling. | My Dojo senses are tingling. |
199 | 00:11:23,349 | 00:11:25,317 | I'm feeling a strange rumbling. | I'm feeling a strange rumbling. |
200 | 00:11:25,317 | 00:11:27,018 | Yeah, me, too. | Yeah, me, too. |
201 | 00:11:27,018 | 00:11:28,554 | Aah! | Aah! |
202 | 00:11:30,489 | 00:11:33,124 | We must investigate. I will lead the way. | We must investigate. I will lead the way. |
203 | 00:11:33,124 | 00:11:36,362 | Why? Because you don't think anyone else can handle it? | Why? Because you don't think anyone else can handle it? |
204 | 00:11:36,362 | 00:11:38,864 | No. It is only you who I have doubts in. | No. It is only you who I have doubts in. |
205 | 00:11:38,864 | 00:11:42,468 | Omi, that's about as lowdown as a snake's bellybutton. | Omi, that's about as lowdown as a snake's bellybutton. |
206 | 00:11:42,468 | 00:11:44,270 | Snake's don't have bellybuttons! | Snake's don't have bellybuttons! |
207 | 00:11:44,270 | 00:11:49,140 | Hey! Hey! There's someone in the temple vault! | Hey! Hey! There's someone in the temple vault! |
208 | 00:11:49,140 | 00:11:50,242 | Jack Spicer! | Jack Spicer! |
209 | 00:11:50,242 | 00:11:51,843 | That was my old name. | That was my old name. |
210 | 00:11:51,843 | 00:11:59,418 | From now on, I go by Jack Spicer, dark prince of the universe! | From now on, I go by Jack Spicer, dark prince of the universe! |
211 | 00:12:03,188 | 00:12:05,691 | All: Aah! | All: Aah! |
212 | 00:12:07,459 | 00:12:09,328 | We are most lucky that Master Fung | We are most lucky that Master Fung |
213 | 00:12:09,328 | 00:12:12,331 | does not believe in corporal punishment. | does not believe in corporal punishment. |
214 | 00:12:16,167 | 00:12:18,637 | Your infighting has cost us dearly, | Your infighting has cost us dearly, |
215 | 00:12:18,637 | 00:12:20,306 | but if you open your minds, | but if you open your minds, |
216 | 00:12:20,306 | 00:12:21,973 | it can also bring you enlightenment. | it can also bring you enlightenment. |
217 | 00:12:21,973 | 00:12:24,576 | By pointing out each other's shortcomings, | By pointing out each other's shortcomings, |
218 | 00:12:24,576 | 00:12:26,645 | you help each other to improve and grow, | you help each other to improve and grow, |
219 | 00:12:26,645 | 00:12:28,514 | both individually and as a team. | both individually and as a team. |
220 | 00:12:28,514 | 00:12:33,519 | So you're saying we should thank each other for the insults. | So you're saying we should thank each other for the insults. |
221 | 00:12:33,519 | 00:12:36,154 | Thank you for insulting me, Raimundo. | Thank you for insulting me, Raimundo. |
222 | 00:12:36,154 | 00:12:37,556 | I am most appreciative. | I am most appreciative. |
223 | 00:12:37,556 | 00:12:40,892 | Oh, no. Thank you for humiliating me. | Oh, no. Thank you for humiliating me. |
224 | 00:12:40,892 | 00:12:43,362 | Hey, I reckon I owe you a big thank you | Hey, I reckon I owe you a big thank you |
225 | 00:12:43,362 | 00:12:45,030 | for making fun of the way I talk. | for making fun of the way I talk. |
226 | 00:12:45,030 | 00:12:46,732 | It's a pleasure. | It's a pleasure. |
227 | 00:12:46,732 | 00:12:51,703 | And thank you for pointing out my many anger flaws. | And thank you for pointing out my many anger flaws. |
228 | 00:12:51,703 | 00:12:54,172 | Now go, young warriors, and fight together | Now go, young warriors, and fight together |
229 | 00:12:54,172 | 00:12:59,545 | using what you've learned from the conch against your enemies. | using what you've learned from the conch against your enemies. |
230 | 00:13:32,277 | 00:13:33,845 | Hi. I'm Megan. | Hi. I'm Megan. |
231 | 00:13:33,845 | 00:13:35,614 | Oh. There's something you don't see every day. | Oh. There's something you don't see every day. |
232 | 00:13:35,614 | 00:13:37,315 | A little girl in a hamster ball. | A little girl in a hamster ball. |
233 | 00:13:37,315 | 00:13:41,653 | Are you looking for Jack Spicer and the ugly old hag? | Are you looking for Jack Spicer and the ugly old hag? |
234 | 00:13:42,488 | 00:13:43,889 | My stupid cousin Jack | My stupid cousin Jack |
235 | 00:13:43,889 | 00:13:45,391 | thinks he locked me inside that thing, | thinks he locked me inside that thing, |
236 | 00:13:45,391 | 00:13:46,892 | but I found the door. | but I found the door. |
237 | 00:13:46,892 | 00:13:48,727 | Jack's cousin, we are not only looking for Jack. | Jack's cousin, we are not only looking for Jack. |
238 | 00:13:48,727 | 00:13:50,295 | We are also looking for-- | We are also looking for-- |
239 | 00:13:50,295 | 00:13:52,163 | all the cool stuff he's stolen? | all the cool stuff he's stolen? |
240 | 00:13:52,163 | 00:13:56,735 | I'll tell you where it is if I can play with your dragon. | I'll tell you where it is if I can play with your dragon. |
241 | 00:13:58,236 | 00:13:59,705 | He's yours. | He's yours. |
242 | 00:13:59,705 | 00:14:03,074 | What?! Don't I have a say in whether or-- | What?! Don't I have a say in whether or-- |
243 | 00:14:03,074 | 00:14:04,410 | all: No! | all: No! |
244 | 00:14:11,950 | 00:14:13,719 | Do you know what I am thinking? | Do you know what I am thinking? |
245 | 00:14:13,719 | 00:14:15,987 | They might not, but I do. | They might not, but I do. |
246 | 00:14:15,987 | 00:14:20,492 | You were thinking, "this is way too easy," and you were right. | You were thinking, "this is way too easy," and you were right. |
247 | 00:14:20,492 | 00:14:22,461 | Guardbots, attack! | Guardbots, attack! |
248 | 00:14:23,395 | 00:14:28,033 | Dragon x-kumei formation! | Dragon x-kumei formation! |
249 | 00:14:29,100 | 00:14:31,503 | Both: Hyah! | Both: Hyah! |
250 | 00:14:33,304 | 00:14:34,940 | Mind Reader Conch! | Mind Reader Conch! |
251 | 00:14:34,940 | 00:14:37,909 | Whoa! Uhh! | Whoa! Uhh! |
252 | 00:14:37,909 | 00:14:41,613 | More tea and biscuits, lady Dojo? | More tea and biscuits, lady Dojo? |
253 | 00:14:41,613 | 00:14:43,348 | Sorry, Princess Megan, | Sorry, Princess Megan, |
254 | 00:14:43,348 | 00:14:46,051 | but I fear my royal subjects are in need of assistance. | but I fear my royal subjects are in need of assistance. |
255 | 00:14:46,051 | 00:14:51,657 | Please. Allow me to assist you with your assistance. | Please. Allow me to assist you with your assistance. |
256 | 00:14:53,058 | 00:14:54,593 | Guardbots, finish them! | Guardbots, finish them! |
257 | 00:14:54,593 | 00:14:59,164 | Hey! Never tell my guardbots what to do! | Hey! Never tell my guardbots what to do! |
258 | 00:14:59,164 | 00:15:01,967 | Guardbots, finish them! | Guardbots, finish them! |
259 | 00:15:11,843 | 00:15:13,912 | Aah! | Aah! |
260 | 00:15:17,516 | 00:15:20,218 | Dojo: Hey--hey, slow it down, would you? | Dojo: Hey--hey, slow it down, would you? |
261 | 00:15:20,218 | 00:15:22,053 | I'm gonna hurl here. | I'm gonna hurl here. |
262 | 00:15:26,191 | 00:15:27,759 | Aah! | Aah! |
263 | 00:15:32,598 | 00:15:35,266 | You may have defeated my guardbots-- | You may have defeated my guardbots-- |
264 | 00:15:35,266 | 00:15:37,235 | as usual. | as usual. |
265 | 00:15:37,235 | 00:15:38,436 | But I still have the conch. | But I still have the conch. |
266 | 00:15:38,436 | 00:15:39,905 | Mind Reader Conch. | Mind Reader Conch. |
267 | 00:15:39,905 | 00:15:41,272 | Omi: I wonder if he's losing it. | Omi: I wonder if he's losing it. |
268 | 00:15:41,272 | 00:15:43,575 | Kimiko: Just need to get closer. | Kimiko: Just need to get closer. |
269 | 00:15:43,575 | 00:15:45,744 | Clay: Darn near there. | Clay: Darn near there. |
270 | 00:15:46,745 | 00:15:48,379 | Nice try, but no way. | Nice try, but no way. |
271 | 00:15:48,379 | 00:15:51,850 | Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. | Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. |
272 | 00:15:51,850 | 00:15:54,753 | My silk spinner against your Mind Reader Conch | My silk spinner against your Mind Reader Conch |
273 | 00:15:54,753 | 00:15:56,421 | for this bag of Shen Gong Wu. | for this bag of Shen Gong Wu. |
274 | 00:15:56,421 | 00:15:57,823 | Fine, and the game is... | Fine, and the game is... |
275 | 00:15:57,823 | 00:15:59,825 | First to cry "uncle" loses. | First to cry "uncle" loses. |
276 | 00:15:59,825 | 00:16:02,828 | Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown! | Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown! |
277 | 00:16:02,828 | 00:16:06,131 | Both: Gong Yi Tampai! | Both: Gong Yi Tampai! |
278 | 00:16:06,131 | 00:16:07,499 | Huh? | Huh? |
279 | 00:16:24,082 | 00:16:25,316 | Mind Reader Conch! | Mind Reader Conch! |
280 | 00:16:25,316 | 00:16:26,852 | Omi, thinking: I'll use this silk spinner, | Omi, thinking: I'll use this silk spinner, |
281 | 00:16:26,852 | 00:16:28,286 | then go up, flip backwards, | then go up, flip backwards, |
282 | 00:16:28,286 | 00:16:30,288 | then sidestep, then chop. | then sidestep, then chop. |
283 | 00:16:30,288 | 00:16:33,258 | Silk spinner! Hyah! | Silk spinner! Hyah! |
284 | 00:16:33,258 | 00:16:35,961 | Hyah! | Hyah! |
285 | 00:16:35,961 | 00:16:37,095 | Hyah! | Hyah! |
286 | 00:16:37,729 | 00:16:39,531 | Silk spinner! | Silk spinner! |
287 | 00:16:39,531 | 00:16:42,734 | I know your every thought. | I know your every thought. |
288 | 00:16:42,734 | 00:16:46,304 | And I do not need a breath mint. | And I do not need a breath mint. |
289 | 00:16:46,304 | 00:16:47,706 | I have an idea. | I have an idea. |
290 | 00:16:47,706 | 00:16:49,374 | If our petty insults can distract warriors | If our petty insults can distract warriors |
291 | 00:16:49,374 | 00:16:51,109 | as disciplined as ourselves-- | as disciplined as ourselves-- |
292 | 00:16:51,109 | 00:16:56,615 | then just imagine what they'll do to a mama's boy like Jack. | then just imagine what they'll do to a mama's boy like Jack. |
293 | 00:16:56,615 | 00:16:59,918 | Hey! Who you calling a mama's boy? | Hey! Who you calling a mama's boy? |
294 | 00:17:04,422 | 00:17:06,958 | Kimiko: Huh. Maybe if he worked out once in a while, | Kimiko: Huh. Maybe if he worked out once in a while, |
295 | 00:17:06,958 | 00:17:10,061 | he wouldn't look like a scrawny old lady. | he wouldn't look like a scrawny old lady. |
296 | 00:17:10,061 | 00:17:13,231 | Jack: I do not look like a scrawny old lady! | Jack: I do not look like a scrawny old lady! |
297 | 00:17:13,231 | 00:17:15,000 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
298 | 00:17:15,934 | 00:17:16,835 | Uhhhhh! | Uhhhhh! |
299 | 00:17:16,835 | 00:17:18,704 | Mind Reader Conch! | Mind Reader Conch! |
300 | 00:17:18,704 | 00:17:23,108 | Clay, thinking: That Jack is slower than a 3-legged cow in quicksand. | Clay, thinking: That Jack is slower than a 3-legged cow in quicksand. |
301 | 00:17:23,108 | 00:17:24,209 | Huh? What?! | Huh? What?! |
302 | 00:17:24,209 | 00:17:27,112 | I'm faster than any 3-legged cow. | I'm faster than any 3-legged cow. |
303 | 00:17:28,513 | 00:17:30,081 | Taste my boot! | Taste my boot! |
304 | 00:17:30,081 | 00:17:31,116 | Uhh! | Uhh! |
305 | 00:17:31,116 | 00:17:32,083 | Aah! | Aah! |
306 | 00:17:33,619 | 00:17:36,722 | Omi, thinking: For someone who calls himself an evil genius, | Omi, thinking: For someone who calls himself an evil genius, |
307 | 00:17:36,722 | 00:17:42,560 | Jack Spicer does not play with a deck of cards that have been properly counted. | Jack Spicer does not play with a deck of cards that have been properly counted. |
308 | 00:17:42,560 | 00:17:45,163 | That's playing with a full deck. | That's playing with a full deck. |
309 | 00:17:47,198 | 00:17:48,967 | Aah! Aah! | Aah! Aah! |
310 | 00:17:48,967 | 00:17:50,235 | Wuya, thinking: His stupidity | Wuya, thinking: His stupidity |
311 | 00:17:50,235 | 00:17:52,971 | is about to cost you another victory. | is about to cost you another victory. |
312 | 00:17:52,971 | 00:17:56,074 | It is not! Whose side are you on?! | It is not! Whose side are you on?! |
313 | 00:17:56,074 | 00:17:58,309 | Aah! | Aah! |
314 | 00:18:01,880 | 00:18:03,148 | Aah! | Aah! |
315 | 00:18:04,750 | 00:18:07,352 | Uncle! Uncle! | Uncle! Uncle! |
316 | 00:18:07,352 | 00:18:09,988 | Kmiko: Way to go! Clay: Sweet butt kickin'! | Kmiko: Way to go! Clay: Sweet butt kickin'! |
317 | 00:18:09,988 | 00:18:13,558 | No, it was you and your thoughts that did it. | No, it was you and your thoughts that did it. |
318 | 00:18:13,558 | 00:18:16,561 | I humbly thank all of you. | I humbly thank all of you. |
319 | 00:18:16,561 | 00:18:18,964 | You loser! | You loser! |
320 | 00:18:18,964 | 00:18:21,366 | Are you saying that or thinking that? | Are you saying that or thinking that? |
321 | 00:18:21,366 | 00:18:22,333 | Aah! | Aah! |
322 | 00:18:23,368 | 00:18:26,237 | Jack: Changing Chopsticks. | Jack: Changing Chopsticks. |
323 | 00:18:27,773 | 00:18:30,308 | Out of my way, rodent. | Out of my way, rodent. |
324 | 00:18:32,077 | 00:18:35,246 | Thank you, Jack's cousin Megan. | Thank you, Jack's cousin Megan. |
325 | 00:18:35,246 | 00:18:36,147 | And? | And? |
326 | 00:18:36,147 | 00:18:39,751 | And thank you, lady Dojo. | And thank you, lady Dojo. |
327 | 00:18:41,920 | 00:18:43,789 | Omi: Thank you again, Megan. | Omi: Thank you again, Megan. |
328 | 00:18:43,789 | 00:18:44,856 | Bye-bye! | Bye-bye! |
329 | 00:18:44,856 | 00:18:46,491 | Come back and play sometime. | Come back and play sometime. |
330 | 00:18:46,491 | 00:18:51,529 | Jack, I demand that you come out and play with me this instant! | Jack, I demand that you come out and play with me this instant! |
331 | 00:18:51,529 | 00:18:53,699 | It's time to play Megan says, | It's time to play Megan says, |
332 | 00:18:53,699 | 00:18:57,002 | and Megan says, "scream like a sissy boy." | and Megan says, "scream like a sissy boy." |
333 | 00:18:57,002 | 00:18:59,204 | I don't think I know that game. | I don't think I know that game. |
334 | 00:18:59,204 | 00:19:01,239 | Jack! Aah! | Jack! Aah! |
335 | 00:19:01,239 | 00:19:02,307 | Aah! | Aah! |
336 | 00:19:06,044 | 00:19:06,778 | Hyah! | Hyah! |
337 | 00:19:06,778 | 00:19:09,014 | Uhh! Hyah! | Uhh! Hyah! |
338 | 00:19:09,815 | 00:19:12,017 | Orb of tornami... | Orb of tornami... |
339 | 00:19:12,017 | 00:19:13,551 | Water! | Water! |
340 | 00:19:13,551 | 00:19:14,652 | Hyah! | Hyah! |
341 | 00:19:14,652 | 00:19:16,554 | Sword of the Storm... | Sword of the Storm... |
342 | 00:19:16,554 | 00:19:17,956 | Wind! | Wind! |
343 | 00:19:23,328 | 00:19:26,431 | Star Hanabi...Fire! | Star Hanabi...Fire! |
344 | 00:19:31,402 | 00:19:34,873 | Fist of Tebigong...Earth! | Fist of Tebigong...Earth! |
345 | 00:19:38,844 | 00:19:42,347 | Whoa--whoa--whoa! | Whoa--whoa--whoa! |
346 | 00:19:51,957 | 00:19:54,592 | Kimiko, that is most definitely | Kimiko, that is most definitely |
347 | 00:19:54,592 | 00:19:57,896 | not part of practising your element. | not part of practising your element. |
348 | 00:19:57,896 | 00:19:59,965 | Sword of the Storm! | Sword of the Storm! |
349 | 00:20:11,176 | 00:20:12,911 | When Master Fung finds out, | When Master Fung finds out, |
350 | 00:20:12,911 | 00:20:15,246 | we are so going to fry for this. | we are so going to fry for this. |
351 | 00:20:15,246 | 00:20:19,851 | Old proverb, what Master Fung does not know | Old proverb, what Master Fung does not know |
352 | 00:20:19,851 | 00:20:20,986 | will not hurt him. | will not hurt him. |
353 | 00:20:20,986 | 00:20:23,755 | And what does Master Fung not know? | And what does Master Fung not know? |