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1 00:00:11,644 00:00:13,980 Man: Xiaolin Showdown. Man: Xiaolin Showdown.
2 00:00:49,015 00:00:53,586 All: Aah! All: Aah!
3 00:00:53,586 00:00:56,188 Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Showdown.
4 00:01:10,637 00:01:13,139 Today's exercise requires one to choose Today's exercise requires one to choose
5 00:01:13,139 00:01:15,808 complimentary Shen Gong Wu and work in unison complimentary Shen Gong Wu and work in unison
6 00:01:15,808 00:01:17,309 to fight a common foe. to fight a common foe.
7 00:01:17,309 00:01:21,748 I trust you are ready to demonstrate great focus. I trust you are ready to demonstrate great focus.
8 00:01:30,623 00:01:32,424 On the count of 3. On the count of 3.
9 00:01:38,397 00:01:39,598 3! 3!
10 00:01:39,598 00:01:40,833 Uh...Ruby of ramses! Uh...Ruby of ramses!
11 00:01:40,833 00:01:43,703 Uh--ow-- Sword of the Storm! Uh--ow-- Sword of the Storm!
12 00:01:43,703 00:01:45,638 A Thorn of of thunderbolt! A Thorn of of thunderbolt!
13 00:01:45,638 00:01:47,506 Wu-shu helmet! Wu-shu helmet!
14 00:01:47,506 00:01:50,209 Uhhhhh-whoaaaaa! Uhhhhh-whoaaaaa!
15 00:01:50,209 00:01:52,144 Whhoa--uhh! Whhoa--uhh!
16 00:01:52,144 00:01:54,046 Whoa! Whoa!
17 00:01:54,613 00:01:56,749 Aah! Uhh! Aah! Uhh!
18 00:01:57,616 00:01:59,085 Oh! Oh!
19 00:02:00,319 00:02:03,422 Your choices were far from complimentary. Your choices were far from complimentary.
20 00:02:03,422 00:02:05,391 The dummy remains intact. The dummy remains intact.
21 00:02:05,391 00:02:08,494 Yes, yes, I remain intact. Yes, yes, I remain intact.
22 00:02:08,494 00:02:10,096 What? What?
23 00:02:11,731 00:02:15,267 Apprentices, you are too easily distracted. Apprentices, you are too easily distracted.
24 00:02:15,267 00:02:19,371 Raimundo, fidgeting with your 3pm player. Raimundo, fidgeting with your 3pm player.
25 00:02:19,371 00:02:21,107 Kimiko, doing your hair. Kimiko, doing your hair.
26 00:02:21,107 00:02:23,876 Clay, playing with your little cow. Clay, playing with your little cow.
27 00:02:23,876 00:02:26,545 And Omi, you with your bumble bee. And Omi, you with your bumble bee.
28 00:02:26,545 00:02:28,981 You must not let your mind wander. You must not let your mind wander.
29 00:02:28,981 00:02:31,517 But my mind was made to wonder. But my mind was made to wonder.
30 00:02:31,517 00:02:32,785 How else can I ponder How else can I ponder
31 00:02:32,785 00:02:33,920 the great mysteries of the universe? the great mysteries of the universe?
32 00:02:33,920 00:02:35,621 Like how can bees fly Like how can bees fly
33 00:02:35,621 00:02:38,825 when their wings are too small to lift their bodies? when their wings are too small to lift their bodies?
34 00:02:38,825 00:02:42,762 I said "wander," not "wonder." I said "wander," not "wonder."
35 00:02:44,196 00:02:45,564 Ah. Ah.
36 00:02:47,266 00:02:50,336 My rolling shield is complete. My rolling shield is complete.
37 00:02:50,336 00:02:51,771 Now to test it. Now to test it.
38 00:02:51,771 00:02:54,140 Jackbots! Jackbots!
39 00:02:54,140 00:02:55,141 Jackbots? Jackbots?
40 00:02:55,141 00:02:58,077 Megan, I told you not to touch my stuff. Megan, I told you not to touch my stuff.
41 00:02:58,077 00:03:02,514 Shh! You're interrupting our tea party. Shh! You're interrupting our tea party.
42 00:03:02,514 00:03:04,216 Thank you, lady Megan. Thank you, lady Megan.
43 00:03:04,216 00:03:06,585 Jack, we need to focus here. Jack, we need to focus here.
44 00:03:06,585 00:03:09,221 Yuck! That ugly witch is back. Yuck! That ugly witch is back.
45 00:03:09,221 00:03:10,957 Do some tricks, ugly witch. Do some tricks, ugly witch.
46 00:03:10,957 00:03:13,159 Like make yourself a little less ugly. Like make yourself a little less ugly.
47 00:03:13,159 00:03:15,962 One more word out of your little cousin, One more word out of your little cousin,
48 00:03:15,962 00:03:18,097 and I'll turn her unto a pig. and I'll turn her unto a pig.
49 00:03:18,097 00:03:19,966 I hear you bark, little doggie, I hear you bark, little doggie,
50 00:03:19,966 00:03:21,633 now let's see you bite. now let's see you bite.
51 00:03:21,633 00:03:23,435 Aaaahhhh! Aaaahhhh!
52 00:03:23,435 00:03:27,006 Yawn. Just as I thought, you can't do nothing... Yawn. Just as I thought, you can't do nothing...
53 00:03:27,006 00:03:28,240 Except look ugly! Except look ugly!
54 00:03:28,240 00:03:30,810 Girls, girls. We have work to do. Girls, girls. We have work to do.
55 00:03:30,810 00:03:33,913 Evil isn't gonna get done by itself. Evil isn't gonna get done by itself.
56 00:03:33,913 00:03:36,548 Ah! Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself Ah! Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself
57 00:03:36,548 00:03:38,785 on an island off of java. on an island off of java.
58 00:03:38,785 00:03:40,352 The Mind Reader Conch. The Mind Reader Conch.
59 00:03:40,352 00:03:41,220 Time to roll. Time to roll.
60 00:03:41,220 00:03:43,422 Whatever you say, Jack. Whatever you say, Jack.
61 00:03:43,422 00:03:44,390 Whoa! Whoa!
62 00:03:48,594 00:03:50,162 Oh! Oh! I got that itch. Oh! Oh! I got that itch.
63 00:03:50,162 00:03:53,299 We must be near the Shen Gong Wu... We must be near the Shen Gong Wu...
64 00:03:53,299 00:03:55,334 Or poison oak. Or poison oak.
65 00:03:56,302 00:03:58,270 Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower. Lower.
66 00:03:58,270 00:03:59,405 Sorry, Dojo. Sorry, Dojo.
67 00:03:59,405 00:04:01,908 I haven't much to earn you scratch. I haven't much to earn you scratch.
68 00:04:01,908 00:04:05,211 After all, I am an apprentice. After all, I am an apprentice.
69 00:04:08,447 00:04:11,017 Oh, yeah, baby! Oh, yeah, baby!
70 00:04:11,017 00:04:12,785 Magic fingers! Magic fingers!
71 00:04:12,785 00:04:15,721 Come on, crew, where's the wu? Come on, crew, where's the wu?
72 00:04:15,721 00:04:17,924 The wu, as you call it, The wu, as you call it,
73 00:04:17,924 00:04:20,126 is the Mind Reader Conch. is the Mind Reader Conch.
74 00:04:20,126 00:04:21,760 By holding it to your ear and aiming it, By holding it to your ear and aiming it,
75 00:04:21,760 00:04:23,329 you can hear the thoughts of others. you can hear the thoughts of others.
76 00:04:23,329 00:04:26,866 In Clay's case, I guess you just hear the ocean. In Clay's case, I guess you just hear the ocean.
77 00:04:26,866 00:04:28,767 Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
78 00:04:28,767 00:04:31,237 It's...That-a way. It's...That-a way.
79 00:04:37,743 00:04:39,045 Take your time. Take your time.
80 00:04:39,045 00:04:42,381 The lady dragons love a guy with a tan. The lady dragons love a guy with a tan.
81 00:04:45,351 00:04:46,919 Uhh! Uhh!
82 00:04:51,423 00:04:52,491 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
83 00:04:52,491 00:04:54,026 Relax, fellow apprentices. Relax, fellow apprentices.
84 00:04:54,026 00:04:57,596 My keen instincts will lead us to the Mind Reader Conch. My keen instincts will lead us to the Mind Reader Conch.
85 00:04:57,596 00:04:59,999 Raimundo, thinking: Yeah, your instincts are keen, all right. Raimundo, thinking: Yeah, your instincts are keen, all right.
86 00:04:59,999 00:05:01,333 Except when it comes to haircuts. Except when it comes to haircuts.
87 00:05:01,333 00:05:07,173 You are all over the line, my friend! You are all over the line, my friend!
88 00:05:07,173 00:05:08,841 Nevertheless, little pal, Nevertheless, little pal,
89 00:05:08,841 00:05:10,542 you might wanna put on a hat. you might wanna put on a hat.
90 00:05:10,542 00:05:13,279 I think the sun's been baking your potato too long. I think the sun's been baking your potato too long.
91 00:05:13,279 00:05:17,416 Omi, thinking: That Raimundo thinks he's all this. Omi, thinking: That Raimundo thinks he's all this.
92 00:05:17,416 00:05:18,717 It's all that, Omi. It's all that, Omi.
93 00:05:18,717 00:05:20,119 What's all what? What's all what?
94 00:05:20,119 00:05:21,854 It's not all what, it's all that. It's not all what, it's all that.
95 00:05:21,854 00:05:24,490 Of all people, you should know that it's all that. Of all people, you should know that it's all that.
96 00:05:24,490 00:05:31,898 Dagnard! You folks sound like you were kicked in the head by the family mule. Dagnard! You folks sound like you were kicked in the head by the family mule.
97 00:05:33,565 00:05:36,602 Kimiko, thinking: I wonder why boys are born without brains. Kimiko, thinking: I wonder why boys are born without brains.
98 00:05:36,602 00:05:38,905 If I was born without a brain, little lady, If I was born without a brain, little lady,
99 00:05:38,905 00:05:44,543 how come I'm the one who figured out this is the Mind Reader Conch? how come I'm the one who figured out this is the Mind Reader Conch?
100 00:05:44,543 00:05:47,213 Jack, thinking: Ha! Kimiko has the Mind Reader Conch. Jack, thinking: Ha! Kimiko has the Mind Reader Conch.
101 00:05:47,213 00:05:49,215 It'll be easy to take it from her. It'll be easy to take it from her.
102 00:05:49,215 00:05:50,416 No upper-body strength. No upper-body strength.
103 00:05:50,416 00:05:53,019 We have unwanted company. We have unwanted company.
104 00:05:54,320 00:05:57,123 And I'll show you real upper-body strength. And I'll show you real upper-body strength.
105 00:05:57,123 00:06:00,259 Come on, Jack! You promised you'd let me drive! Come on, Jack! You promised you'd let me drive!
106 00:06:00,259 00:06:03,229 I lied. I'm an evil boy genius, remember? I lied. I'm an evil boy genius, remember?
107 00:06:03,229 00:06:05,231 A promise is a promise. A promise is a promise.
108 00:06:05,231 00:06:06,132 Aah! Aah!
109 00:06:06,132 00:06:08,134 I need reinforcements. I need reinforcements.
110 00:06:08,134 00:06:11,037 Jackbots, attack! Jackbots, attack!
111 00:06:16,242 00:06:17,376 Uhh! Uhh!
112 00:06:17,376 00:06:19,411 Aah! Aah!
113 00:06:19,411 00:06:20,980 Uhh! Uhh!
114 00:06:20,980 00:06:23,849 All: Dragon x-kumei formation! All: Dragon x-kumei formation!
115 00:06:23,849 00:06:26,885 Ruby of Ramses. Ruby of Ramses.
116 00:06:28,287 00:06:31,290 Thorn of thunderbolts! Thorn of thunderbolts!
117 00:06:32,358 00:06:35,461 All: Huh? Great teamwork...Not. All: Huh? Great teamwork...Not.
118 00:06:35,461 00:06:38,397 Sword of the Storm! Sword of the Storm!
119 00:06:44,403 00:06:46,805 Wu-shu helmet! Wu-shu helmet!
120 00:06:46,805 00:06:48,507 Uhh! Uhh!
121 00:06:48,507 00:06:51,010 Uhh! Uhh!
122 00:06:52,344 00:06:53,645 Perfect. Perfect.
123 00:06:53,645 00:06:57,416 Every scale is evenly greased with tanning oil. Every scale is evenly greased with tanning oil.
124 00:06:57,416 00:07:01,320 Now all I gotta do is avoid the sand. Now all I gotta do is avoid the sand.
125 00:07:01,320 00:07:02,989 Huh? Huh?
126 00:07:02,989 00:07:04,656 Not good. Not good.
127 00:07:06,325 00:07:07,759 Hmmph. Hmmph.
128 00:07:07,759 00:07:13,132 This has Xiaolin apprentices written all over it. This has Xiaolin apprentices written all over it.
129 00:07:16,435 00:07:18,670 All: Whoa! All: Whoa!
130 00:07:18,670 00:07:21,773 Not bad for a 1,500-year-old dragon. Not bad for a 1,500-year-old dragon.
131 00:07:21,773 00:07:25,877 Do I hear a thank you for my brave and Valiant rescue? Do I hear a thank you for my brave and Valiant rescue?
132 00:07:25,877 00:07:28,247 All, uninterested: Good job. Way to go. All, uninterested: Good job. Way to go.
133 00:07:28,247 00:07:30,049 That's more like it. That's more like it.
134 00:07:30,049 00:07:31,283 Omi, thinking: Ugh! Enough out of you. Omi, thinking: Ugh! Enough out of you.
135 00:07:31,283 00:07:32,551 Kimiko, thinking: Oh, shut up! Kimiko, thinking: Oh, shut up!
136 00:07:32,551 00:07:34,086 Raimundo, thinking: Stupid dragon. Raimundo, thinking: Stupid dragon.
137 00:07:34,086 00:07:36,555 Clay, thinking: Put a dadgarn sock in it. Clay, thinking: Put a dadgarn sock in it.
138 00:07:36,555 00:07:38,557 Hey! I heard that! Hey! I heard that!
139 00:07:38,557 00:07:41,193 All: Sorry, Dojo. All: Sorry, Dojo.
140 00:07:45,131 00:07:49,501 Used wisely, the conch can prove a most valuable tool, Used wisely, the conch can prove a most valuable tool,
141 00:07:49,501 00:07:51,303 but until you learn to focus, but until you learn to focus,
142 00:07:51,303 00:07:54,906 it is best that I lock it away in the temple vault. it is best that I lock it away in the temple vault.
143 00:07:54,906 00:07:56,975 We are very sorry, Master Fung. We are very sorry, Master Fung.
144 00:07:56,975 00:07:58,544 In the future, we will do our best In the future, we will do our best
145 00:07:58,544 00:08:01,113 to rise above our petty differences. to rise above our petty differences.
146 00:08:01,113 00:08:02,914 I'm with the little feller. I'm with the little feller.
147 00:08:02,914 00:08:04,250 Me, too. Me, too.
148 00:08:04,250 00:08:06,985 I'm with Omi, too. I'm with Omi, too.
149 00:08:11,123 00:08:16,228 Ah, yes. Togetherness. Ah, yes. Togetherness.
150 00:08:16,228 00:08:19,065 Check out my latest super evil invention. Check out my latest super evil invention.
151 00:08:19,065 00:08:20,332 The molar 2000. The molar 2000.
152 00:08:20,332 00:08:22,368 It'll let me drill into the Earth. It'll let me drill into the Earth.
153 00:08:22,368 00:08:26,004 Or into the Xiaolin temple vault. Or into the Xiaolin temple vault.
154 00:08:26,004 00:08:28,040 Uh, yeah, that, too. Uh, yeah, that, too.
155 00:08:28,040 00:08:30,809 Jackbots, to the temple! Jackbots, to the temple!
156 00:08:30,809 00:08:31,877 Urgh! Urgh!
157 00:08:31,877 00:08:33,245 Jackbots: Cinderella... Jackbots: Cinderella...
158 00:08:33,245 00:08:37,449 Megan! Stop playing with my toys--robots! Megan! Stop playing with my toys--robots!
159 00:08:37,449 00:08:39,085 Forget about your robots! Forget about your robots!
160 00:08:39,085 00:08:41,087 She's got the juju flytrap. She's got the juju flytrap.
161 00:08:41,087 00:08:44,190 Just get it back before she breaks it! Just get it back before she breaks it!
162 00:08:44,190 00:08:46,492 Just try and take it back. Just try and take it back.
163 00:08:46,492 00:08:50,629 Aaahhh! Juju flytrap! Aaahhh! Juju flytrap!
164 00:08:50,629 00:08:53,065 Aah! Ow! Ow! Aah! Ow! Ow!
165 00:08:53,065 00:08:54,400 Some evil genius! Some evil genius!
166 00:08:54,400 00:08:57,203 Outsmarted by a little girl. Outsmarted by a little girl.
167 00:08:57,203 00:08:58,704 Ow! Hey, Megan! Ow! Ow! Hey, Megan! Ow!
168 00:08:58,704 00:09:02,741 I have a new toy--ow!-- I think you're gonna love! I have a new toy--ow!-- I think you're gonna love!
169 00:09:02,741 00:09:04,943 Ow! Oh! Oh! Ow! Oh! Oh!
170 00:09:04,943 00:09:06,312 Finally, Jack, Finally, Jack,
171 00:09:06,312 00:09:09,415 you've come up with something useful. you've come up with something useful.
172 00:09:34,306 00:09:35,674 As long as I am here, As long as I am here,
173 00:09:35,674 00:09:39,845 I will test my ability to use the conch wisely. I will test my ability to use the conch wisely.
174 00:09:40,512 00:09:42,514 Ah. Ah.
175 00:09:43,182 00:09:45,517 Mind Reader Conch. Mind Reader Conch.
176 00:09:48,019 00:09:51,357 Raimundo, thinking: I'll just tell Omi that I went out to meditate. Raimundo, thinking: I'll just tell Omi that I went out to meditate.
177 00:09:51,357 00:09:52,624 He believes everything he's told. He believes everything he's told.
178 00:09:52,624 00:09:54,393 People tell me all the time People tell me all the time
179 00:09:54,393 00:09:56,328 that I don't believe everything I'm told... that I don't believe everything I'm told...
180 00:09:56,328 00:09:57,729 And I believe them! And I believe them!
181 00:09:57,729 00:10:00,466 Oh, that Raimundo! Oh, that Raimundo!
182 00:10:05,871 00:10:07,406 Mind Reader Conch. Mind Reader Conch.
183 00:10:07,406 00:10:09,175 Omi, thinking: I am still most uncertain Omi, thinking: I am still most uncertain
184 00:10:09,175 00:10:12,578 of Raimundo's trustworthiness. of Raimundo's trustworthiness.
185 00:10:19,084 00:10:23,389 Clay, thinking: I can't believe the way Kimiko threw a hissy fit today. Clay, thinking: I can't believe the way Kimiko threw a hissy fit today.
186 00:10:23,389 00:10:27,526 She gets angrier than a cat in a hot tub of Water. She gets angrier than a cat in a hot tub of Water.
187 00:10:27,526 00:10:28,960 Angry? Me? Angry? Me?
188 00:10:28,960 00:10:30,296 I am not angry. I am not angry.
189 00:10:30,296 00:10:33,565 I'm the least angry person I know! I'm the least angry person I know!
190 00:10:45,010 00:10:47,313 This place is colder than a hound dog's nose This place is colder than a hound dog's nose
191 00:10:47,313 00:10:48,447 after sniffin' in the fridge. after sniffin' in the fridge.
192 00:10:48,447 00:10:50,316 Mind Reader Conch. Mind Reader Conch.
193 00:10:50,316 00:10:55,621 Kimiko, thinking: If I hear one more lame-o down-home saying... Kimiko, thinking: If I hear one more lame-o down-home saying...
194 00:10:55,621 00:10:56,922 Aaahhhh! Aaahhhh!
195 00:11:12,704 00:11:14,740 Uhh! Uhh!
196 00:11:14,740 00:11:16,642 Hyah! Hyah!
197 00:11:16,642 00:11:17,843 Hyah! Hyah!
198 00:11:21,380 00:11:23,349 My Dojo senses are tingling. My Dojo senses are tingling.
199 00:11:23,349 00:11:25,317 I'm feeling a strange rumbling. I'm feeling a strange rumbling.
200 00:11:25,317 00:11:27,018 Yeah, me, too. Yeah, me, too.
201 00:11:27,018 00:11:28,554 Aah! Aah!
202 00:11:30,489 00:11:33,124 We must investigate. I will lead the way. We must investigate. I will lead the way.
203 00:11:33,124 00:11:36,362 Why? Because you don't think anyone else can handle it? Why? Because you don't think anyone else can handle it?
204 00:11:36,362 00:11:38,864 No. It is only you who I have doubts in. No. It is only you who I have doubts in.
205 00:11:38,864 00:11:42,468 Omi, that's about as lowdown as a snake's bellybutton. Omi, that's about as lowdown as a snake's bellybutton.
206 00:11:42,468 00:11:44,270 Snake's don't have bellybuttons! Snake's don't have bellybuttons!
207 00:11:44,270 00:11:49,140 Hey! Hey! There's someone in the temple vault! Hey! Hey! There's someone in the temple vault!
208 00:11:49,140 00:11:50,242 Jack Spicer! Jack Spicer!
209 00:11:50,242 00:11:51,843 That was my old name. That was my old name.
210 00:11:51,843 00:11:59,418 From now on, I go by Jack Spicer, dark prince of the universe! From now on, I go by Jack Spicer, dark prince of the universe!
211 00:12:03,188 00:12:05,691 All: Aah! All: Aah!
212 00:12:07,459 00:12:09,328 We are most lucky that Master Fung We are most lucky that Master Fung
213 00:12:09,328 00:12:12,331 does not believe in corporal punishment. does not believe in corporal punishment.
214 00:12:16,167 00:12:18,637 Your infighting has cost us dearly, Your infighting has cost us dearly,
215 00:12:18,637 00:12:20,306 but if you open your minds, but if you open your minds,
216 00:12:20,306 00:12:21,973 it can also bring you enlightenment. it can also bring you enlightenment.
217 00:12:21,973 00:12:24,576 By pointing out each other's shortcomings, By pointing out each other's shortcomings,
218 00:12:24,576 00:12:26,645 you help each other to improve and grow, you help each other to improve and grow,
219 00:12:26,645 00:12:28,514 both individually and as a team. both individually and as a team.
220 00:12:28,514 00:12:33,519 So you're saying we should thank each other for the insults. So you're saying we should thank each other for the insults.
221 00:12:33,519 00:12:36,154 Thank you for insulting me, Raimundo. Thank you for insulting me, Raimundo.
222 00:12:36,154 00:12:37,556 I am most appreciative. I am most appreciative.
223 00:12:37,556 00:12:40,892 Oh, no. Thank you for humiliating me. Oh, no. Thank you for humiliating me.
224 00:12:40,892 00:12:43,362 Hey, I reckon I owe you a big thank you Hey, I reckon I owe you a big thank you
225 00:12:43,362 00:12:45,030 for making fun of the way I talk. for making fun of the way I talk.
226 00:12:45,030 00:12:46,732 It's a pleasure. It's a pleasure.
227 00:12:46,732 00:12:51,703 And thank you for pointing out my many anger flaws. And thank you for pointing out my many anger flaws.
228 00:12:51,703 00:12:54,172 Now go, young warriors, and fight together Now go, young warriors, and fight together
229 00:12:54,172 00:12:59,545 using what you've learned from the conch against your enemies. using what you've learned from the conch against your enemies.
230 00:13:32,277 00:13:33,845 Hi. I'm Megan. Hi. I'm Megan.
231 00:13:33,845 00:13:35,614 Oh. There's something you don't see every day. Oh. There's something you don't see every day.
232 00:13:35,614 00:13:37,315 A little girl in a hamster ball. A little girl in a hamster ball.
233 00:13:37,315 00:13:41,653 Are you looking for Jack Spicer and the ugly old hag? Are you looking for Jack Spicer and the ugly old hag?
234 00:13:42,488 00:13:43,889 My stupid cousin Jack My stupid cousin Jack
235 00:13:43,889 00:13:45,391 thinks he locked me inside that thing, thinks he locked me inside that thing,
236 00:13:45,391 00:13:46,892 but I found the door. but I found the door.
237 00:13:46,892 00:13:48,727 Jack's cousin, we are not only looking for Jack. Jack's cousin, we are not only looking for Jack.
238 00:13:48,727 00:13:50,295 We are also looking for-- We are also looking for--
239 00:13:50,295 00:13:52,163 all the cool stuff he's stolen? all the cool stuff he's stolen?
240 00:13:52,163 00:13:56,735 I'll tell you where it is if I can play with your dragon. I'll tell you where it is if I can play with your dragon.
241 00:13:58,236 00:13:59,705 He's yours. He's yours.
242 00:13:59,705 00:14:03,074 What?! Don't I have a say in whether or-- What?! Don't I have a say in whether or--
243 00:14:03,074 00:14:04,410 all: No! all: No!
244 00:14:11,950 00:14:13,719 Do you know what I am thinking? Do you know what I am thinking?
245 00:14:13,719 00:14:15,987 They might not, but I do. They might not, but I do.
246 00:14:15,987 00:14:20,492 You were thinking, "this is way too easy," and you were right. You were thinking, "this is way too easy," and you were right.
247 00:14:20,492 00:14:22,461 Guardbots, attack! Guardbots, attack!
248 00:14:23,395 00:14:28,033 Dragon x-kumei formation! Dragon x-kumei formation!
249 00:14:29,100 00:14:31,503 Both: Hyah! Both: Hyah!
250 00:14:33,304 00:14:34,940 Mind Reader Conch! Mind Reader Conch!
251 00:14:34,940 00:14:37,909 Whoa! Uhh! Whoa! Uhh!
252 00:14:37,909 00:14:41,613 More tea and biscuits, lady Dojo? More tea and biscuits, lady Dojo?
253 00:14:41,613 00:14:43,348 Sorry, Princess Megan, Sorry, Princess Megan,
254 00:14:43,348 00:14:46,051 but I fear my royal subjects are in need of assistance. but I fear my royal subjects are in need of assistance.
255 00:14:46,051 00:14:51,657 Please. Allow me to assist you with your assistance. Please. Allow me to assist you with your assistance.
256 00:14:53,058 00:14:54,593 Guardbots, finish them! Guardbots, finish them!
257 00:14:54,593 00:14:59,164 Hey! Never tell my guardbots what to do! Hey! Never tell my guardbots what to do!
258 00:14:59,164 00:15:01,967 Guardbots, finish them! Guardbots, finish them!
259 00:15:11,843 00:15:13,912 Aah! Aah!
260 00:15:17,516 00:15:20,218 Dojo: Hey--hey, slow it down, would you? Dojo: Hey--hey, slow it down, would you?
261 00:15:20,218 00:15:22,053 I'm gonna hurl here. I'm gonna hurl here.
262 00:15:26,191 00:15:27,759 Aah! Aah!
263 00:15:32,598 00:15:35,266 You may have defeated my guardbots-- You may have defeated my guardbots--
264 00:15:35,266 00:15:37,235 as usual. as usual.
265 00:15:37,235 00:15:38,436 But I still have the conch. But I still have the conch.
266 00:15:38,436 00:15:39,905 Mind Reader Conch. Mind Reader Conch.
267 00:15:39,905 00:15:41,272 Omi: I wonder if he's losing it. Omi: I wonder if he's losing it.
268 00:15:41,272 00:15:43,575 Kimiko: Just need to get closer. Kimiko: Just need to get closer.
269 00:15:43,575 00:15:45,744 Clay: Darn near there. Clay: Darn near there.
270 00:15:46,745 00:15:48,379 Nice try, but no way. Nice try, but no way.
271 00:15:48,379 00:15:51,850 Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.
272 00:15:51,850 00:15:54,753 My silk spinner against your Mind Reader Conch My silk spinner against your Mind Reader Conch
273 00:15:54,753 00:15:56,421 for this bag of Shen Gong Wu. for this bag of Shen Gong Wu.
274 00:15:56,421 00:15:57,823 Fine, and the game is... Fine, and the game is...
275 00:15:57,823 00:15:59,825 First to cry "uncle" loses. First to cry "uncle" loses.
276 00:15:59,825 00:16:02,828 Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown! Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!
277 00:16:02,828 00:16:06,131 Both: Gong Yi Tampai! Both: Gong Yi Tampai!
278 00:16:06,131 00:16:07,499 Huh? Huh?
279 00:16:24,082 00:16:25,316 Mind Reader Conch! Mind Reader Conch!
280 00:16:25,316 00:16:26,852 Omi, thinking: I'll use this silk spinner, Omi, thinking: I'll use this silk spinner,
281 00:16:26,852 00:16:28,286 then go up, flip backwards, then go up, flip backwards,
282 00:16:28,286 00:16:30,288 then sidestep, then chop. then sidestep, then chop.
283 00:16:30,288 00:16:33,258 Silk spinner! Hyah! Silk spinner! Hyah!
284 00:16:33,258 00:16:35,961 Hyah! Hyah!
285 00:16:35,961 00:16:37,095 Hyah! Hyah!
286 00:16:37,729 00:16:39,531 Silk spinner! Silk spinner!
287 00:16:39,531 00:16:42,734 I know your every thought. I know your every thought.
288 00:16:42,734 00:16:46,304 And I do not need a breath mint. And I do not need a breath mint.
289 00:16:46,304 00:16:47,706 I have an idea. I have an idea.
290 00:16:47,706 00:16:49,374 If our petty insults can distract warriors If our petty insults can distract warriors
291 00:16:49,374 00:16:51,109 as disciplined as ourselves-- as disciplined as ourselves--
292 00:16:51,109 00:16:56,615 then just imagine what they'll do to a mama's boy like Jack. then just imagine what they'll do to a mama's boy like Jack.
293 00:16:56,615 00:16:59,918 Hey! Who you calling a mama's boy? Hey! Who you calling a mama's boy?
294 00:17:04,422 00:17:06,958 Kimiko: Huh. Maybe if he worked out once in a while, Kimiko: Huh. Maybe if he worked out once in a while,
295 00:17:06,958 00:17:10,061 he wouldn't look like a scrawny old lady. he wouldn't look like a scrawny old lady.
296 00:17:10,061 00:17:13,231 Jack: I do not look like a scrawny old lady! Jack: I do not look like a scrawny old lady!
297 00:17:13,231 00:17:15,000 Uhh! Uhh!
298 00:17:15,934 00:17:16,835 Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh!
299 00:17:16,835 00:17:18,704 Mind Reader Conch! Mind Reader Conch!
300 00:17:18,704 00:17:23,108 Clay, thinking: That Jack is slower than a 3-legged cow in quicksand. Clay, thinking: That Jack is slower than a 3-legged cow in quicksand.
301 00:17:23,108 00:17:24,209 Huh? What?! Huh? What?!
302 00:17:24,209 00:17:27,112 I'm faster than any 3-legged cow. I'm faster than any 3-legged cow.
303 00:17:28,513 00:17:30,081 Taste my boot! Taste my boot!
304 00:17:30,081 00:17:31,116 Uhh! Uhh!
305 00:17:31,116 00:17:32,083 Aah! Aah!
306 00:17:33,619 00:17:36,722 Omi, thinking: For someone who calls himself an evil genius, Omi, thinking: For someone who calls himself an evil genius,
307 00:17:36,722 00:17:42,560 Jack Spicer does not play with a deck of cards that have been properly counted. Jack Spicer does not play with a deck of cards that have been properly counted.
308 00:17:42,560 00:17:45,163 That's playing with a full deck. That's playing with a full deck.
309 00:17:47,198 00:17:48,967 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
310 00:17:48,967 00:17:50,235 Wuya, thinking: His stupidity Wuya, thinking: His stupidity
311 00:17:50,235 00:17:52,971 is about to cost you another victory. is about to cost you another victory.
312 00:17:52,971 00:17:56,074 It is not! Whose side are you on?! It is not! Whose side are you on?!
313 00:17:56,074 00:17:58,309 Aah! Aah!
314 00:18:01,880 00:18:03,148 Aah! Aah!
315 00:18:04,750 00:18:07,352 Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
316 00:18:07,352 00:18:09,988 Kmiko: Way to go! Clay: Sweet butt kickin'! Kmiko: Way to go! Clay: Sweet butt kickin'!
317 00:18:09,988 00:18:13,558 No, it was you and your thoughts that did it. No, it was you and your thoughts that did it.
318 00:18:13,558 00:18:16,561 I humbly thank all of you. I humbly thank all of you.
319 00:18:16,561 00:18:18,964 You loser! You loser!
320 00:18:18,964 00:18:21,366 Are you saying that or thinking that? Are you saying that or thinking that?
321 00:18:21,366 00:18:22,333 Aah! Aah!
322 00:18:23,368 00:18:26,237 Jack: Changing Chopsticks. Jack: Changing Chopsticks.
323 00:18:27,773 00:18:30,308 Out of my way, rodent. Out of my way, rodent.
324 00:18:32,077 00:18:35,246 Thank you, Jack's cousin Megan. Thank you, Jack's cousin Megan.
325 00:18:35,246 00:18:36,147 And? And?
326 00:18:36,147 00:18:39,751 And thank you, lady Dojo. And thank you, lady Dojo.
327 00:18:41,920 00:18:43,789 Omi: Thank you again, Megan. Omi: Thank you again, Megan.
328 00:18:43,789 00:18:44,856 Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
329 00:18:44,856 00:18:46,491 Come back and play sometime. Come back and play sometime.
330 00:18:46,491 00:18:51,529 Jack, I demand that you come out and play with me this instant! Jack, I demand that you come out and play with me this instant!
331 00:18:51,529 00:18:53,699 It's time to play Megan says, It's time to play Megan says,
332 00:18:53,699 00:18:57,002 and Megan says, "scream like a sissy boy." and Megan says, "scream like a sissy boy."
333 00:18:57,002 00:18:59,204 I don't think I know that game. I don't think I know that game.
334 00:18:59,204 00:19:01,239 Jack! Aah! Jack! Aah!
335 00:19:01,239 00:19:02,307 Aah! Aah!
336 00:19:06,044 00:19:06,778 Hyah! Hyah!
337 00:19:06,778 00:19:09,014 Uhh! Hyah! Uhh! Hyah!
338 00:19:09,815 00:19:12,017 Orb of tornami... Orb of tornami...
339 00:19:12,017 00:19:13,551 Water! Water!
340 00:19:13,551 00:19:14,652 Hyah! Hyah!
341 00:19:14,652 00:19:16,554 Sword of the Storm... Sword of the Storm...
342 00:19:16,554 00:19:17,956 Wind! Wind!
343 00:19:23,328 00:19:26,431 Star Hanabi...Fire! Star Hanabi...Fire!
344 00:19:31,402 00:19:34,873 Fist of Tebigong...Earth! Fist of Tebigong...Earth!
345 00:19:38,844 00:19:42,347 Whoa--whoa--whoa! Whoa--whoa--whoa!
346 00:19:51,957 00:19:54,592 Kimiko, that is most definitely Kimiko, that is most definitely
347 00:19:54,592 00:19:57,896 not part of practising your element. not part of practising your element.
348 00:19:57,896 00:19:59,965 Sword of the Storm! Sword of the Storm!
349 00:20:11,176 00:20:12,911 When Master Fung finds out, When Master Fung finds out,
350 00:20:12,911 00:20:15,246 we are so going to fry for this. we are so going to fry for this.
351 00:20:15,246 00:20:19,851 Old proverb, what Master Fung does not know Old proverb, what Master Fung does not know
352 00:20:19,851 00:20:20,986 will not hurt him. will not hurt him.
353 00:20:20,986 00:20:23,755 And what does Master Fung not know? And what does Master Fung not know?