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1 00:00:12,378 00:00:14,813 Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Showdown.
2 00:00:54,353 00:00:57,022 Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Showdown.
3 00:01:11,303 00:01:12,471 Can't you go any faster? Can't you go any faster?
4 00:01:12,471 00:01:14,005 Maybe you'd like to take over Maybe you'd like to take over
5 00:01:14,005 00:01:15,774 while I sit on your back. while I sit on your back.
6 00:01:15,774 00:01:18,325 We just don't wanna miss finding this new Shen Gong Wu, We just don't wanna miss finding this new Shen Gong Wu,
7 00:01:18,645 00:01:19,779 the Wings of Tinabi. the Wings of Tinabi.
8 00:01:19,779 00:01:21,614 Dojo: It lets you fly like an eagle, Dojo: It lets you fly like an eagle,
9 00:01:21,614 00:01:23,750 leaving a cool rainbow vapor trail. leaving a cool rainbow vapor trail.
10 00:01:23,750 00:01:26,185 Ooh, I must possess the Wings of Tinabi. Ooh, I must possess the Wings of Tinabi.
11 00:01:26,185 00:01:28,454 I want to fly like an eagle! Yaah! I want to fly like an eagle! Yaah!
12 00:01:28,454 00:01:29,656 Aah! Aah!
13 00:01:29,656 00:01:31,057 Whoa. Easy there, pardner, Whoa. Easy there, pardner,
14 00:01:31,057 00:01:35,127 or you'll go down like a rack of ribs. or you'll go down like a rack of ribs.
15 00:01:36,195 00:01:37,196 Aah! Aah!
16 00:01:37,196 00:01:38,464 * hmm, hmm, hmm * hmm, hmm, hmm
17 00:01:38,464 00:01:39,832 ah, good, cyclops. ah, good, cyclops.
18 00:01:39,832 00:01:43,803 We almost have the Shen Gong Wu. We almost have the Shen Gong Wu.
19 00:01:43,803 00:01:44,971 Look at him. Look at him.
20 00:01:44,971 00:01:46,505 No depth perception. No depth perception.
21 00:01:46,505 00:01:50,076 Why waste your time on these lame, old-school monsters? Why waste your time on these lame, old-school monsters?
22 00:01:50,076 00:01:52,745 I happen to prefer the old ways. I happen to prefer the old ways.
23 00:01:52,745 00:01:55,381 There is much to be said for tradition. There is much to be said for tradition.
24 00:01:55,381 00:01:57,549 Aah! Aah!
25 00:01:57,549 00:01:59,551 Yeah, like it's totally obsolete. Yeah, like it's totally obsolete.
26 00:01:59,551 00:02:00,920 Here we are, Here we are,
27 00:02:00,920 00:02:04,056 but it looks like we've got company. but it looks like we've got company.
28 00:02:05,925 00:02:08,094 Hmm? Hmm?
29 00:02:08,094 00:02:08,661 Har har har! Har har har!
30 00:02:08,661 00:02:09,696 Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh.
31 00:02:11,363 00:02:15,234 Give it here before you get any more slobber on it. Give it here before you get any more slobber on it.
32 00:02:17,804 00:02:20,740 Cyclops, rid us of those pests! Cyclops, rid us of those pests!
33 00:02:20,740 00:02:22,141 If you accept defeat now, If you accept defeat now,
34 00:02:22,141 00:02:25,444 you will save yourself further embarrassment. you will save yourself further embarrassment.
35 00:02:25,444 00:02:26,612 Rrr... Rrr...
36 00:02:26,612 00:02:28,748 Wanh! Wanh!
37 00:02:32,551 00:02:34,286 Hah, hunh, hunh! Hie! Hah, hunh, hunh! Hie!
38 00:02:34,286 00:02:35,922 Hyah, unh! Hyah, unh!
39 00:02:35,922 00:02:37,356 Aah! Unh! Aah! Unh!
40 00:02:37,356 00:02:39,458 Rrahh! Rrahh!
41 00:02:39,458 00:02:41,227 Huh? Huh?
42 00:02:41,227 00:02:42,561 Who-o-a! Who-o-a!
43 00:02:42,561 00:02:44,396 Aah! Aah!
44 00:02:44,396 00:02:45,564 Haa! Haa!
45 00:02:45,564 00:02:46,465 Unh! Unh!
46 00:02:46,465 00:02:48,467 Bad idea. Bad idea.
47 00:02:48,467 00:02:50,937 Huh? Aah! Huh? Aah!
48 00:02:50,937 00:02:53,773 Aah! Aah!
49 00:02:54,206 00:02:55,274 Rrahh! Rrahh!
50 00:02:55,274 00:02:56,442 You'd better get ready You'd better get ready
51 00:02:56,442 00:02:58,978 for a good old-fashioned butt-kickin'. for a good old-fashioned butt-kickin'.
52 00:02:58,978 00:03:02,448 All: Dragon X Kumei Formation! All: Dragon X Kumei Formation!
53 00:03:02,448 00:03:03,582 Rrahh! Rrahh!
54 00:03:03,582 00:03:05,952 All: Whoa-oa! All: Whoa-oa!
55 00:03:07,119 00:03:11,991 Excellent, cyclops. Use the Wings of Tinabi. Excellent, cyclops. Use the Wings of Tinabi.
56 00:03:11,991 00:03:14,861 We have evil to spread. We have evil to spread.
57 00:03:21,333 00:03:22,534 Har har har! Har har har!
58 00:03:22,534 00:03:23,635 Wuya! Wait! Wuya! Wait!
59 00:03:23,635 00:03:24,937 Wait for me! Wait for me!
60 00:03:24,937 00:03:27,606 Whew. I thought my cousin buford was big. Whew. I thought my cousin buford was big.
61 00:03:27,606 00:03:31,143 I'd hate to see what that fella puts away for breakfast. I'd hate to see what that fella puts away for breakfast.
62 00:03:32,278 00:03:33,712 Omi: We will have to stand together Omi: We will have to stand together
63 00:03:33,712 00:03:35,481 to defeat the evil one-eyed one. to defeat the evil one-eyed one.
64 00:03:35,481 00:03:38,250 You're a tough little guy, Omi, but face it, You're a tough little guy, Omi, but face it,
65 00:03:38,250 00:03:41,387 the cyclops isn't exactly in your weight class. the cyclops isn't exactly in your weight class.
66 00:03:41,387 00:03:43,155 That's right. If he was much bigger, That's right. If he was much bigger,
67 00:03:43,155 00:03:44,256 he'd be his own country. he'd be his own country.
68 00:03:44,256 00:03:46,725 We may never win another showdown. We may never win another showdown.
69 00:03:46,725 00:03:48,194 That dude is unstoppable. That dude is unstoppable.
70 00:03:48,194 00:03:51,730 If only I was big, I, too, would be unstoppable! If only I was big, I, too, would be unstoppable!
71 00:03:51,730 00:03:55,201 Ah, but strength is not determined by one's size. Ah, but strength is not determined by one's size.
72 00:03:55,201 00:03:59,271 Rather, by the size of one's strength. Rather, by the size of one's strength.
73 00:03:59,271 00:04:01,040 Whoa! Whoa!
74 00:04:09,581 00:04:11,884 You, uh, really think you're gonna stretch You, uh, really think you're gonna stretch
75 00:04:11,884 00:04:13,119 your way to being bigger? your way to being bigger?
76 00:04:13,119 00:04:17,423 As the grass grows towards the sun. As the grass grows towards the sun.
77 00:04:19,558 00:04:21,160 Ohh! Ohh!
78 00:04:21,160 00:04:23,095 I weigh one pound less! I weigh one pound less!
79 00:04:23,095 00:04:24,797 Here, try a protein shake. Here, try a protein shake.
80 00:04:24,797 00:04:26,398 Maybe it'll help. Maybe it'll help.
81 00:04:30,736 00:04:35,007 Thank you, Clay. I have already gained 3 pounds! Thank you, Clay. I have already gained 3 pounds!
82 00:04:35,007 00:04:38,344 Uh, maybe I should hold the jug? Uh, maybe I should hold the jug?
83 00:04:38,344 00:04:39,879 Oh, no! So fast! Oh, no! So fast!
84 00:04:39,879 00:04:43,249 It is one step forward and 2 steps back. It is one step forward and 2 steps back.
85 00:04:43,249 00:04:46,185 Perhaps the secret lies within the food. Perhaps the secret lies within the food.
86 00:04:46,185 00:04:49,455 I shall eat until I am big! I shall eat until I am big!
87 00:04:50,923 00:04:52,859 You know, we got a sayin' down in Texas: You know, we got a sayin' down in Texas:
88 00:04:52,859 00:04:56,328 You can't put a 20-gallon head in a 10-gallon hat. You can't put a 20-gallon head in a 10-gallon hat.
89 00:04:56,328 00:04:58,297 Yeah. You just made that up. Yeah. You just made that up.
90 00:04:58,297 00:05:01,733 Hey, here's an idea! Watch this! Hey, here's an idea! Watch this!
91 00:05:01,733 00:05:04,303 Changing Chopsticks! Changing Chopsticks!
92 00:05:06,272 00:05:08,407 Now you can eat every last bite. Now you can eat every last bite.
93 00:05:08,407 00:05:11,143 Raimundo, that is the answer. Raimundo, that is the answer.
94 00:05:11,143 00:05:13,579 I will grow bigger backwards! I will grow bigger backwards!
95 00:05:13,579 00:05:15,047 You got me on that one. You got me on that one.
96 00:05:15,047 00:05:17,316 Clay, may I please borrow the Reversing Mirror? Clay, may I please borrow the Reversing Mirror?
97 00:05:17,316 00:05:21,954 Raimundo, may I please borrow the Changing Chopsticks? Raimundo, may I please borrow the Changing Chopsticks?
98 00:05:21,954 00:05:24,423 Where are you goin' with this, Omi? Where are you goin' with this, Omi?
99 00:05:24,423 00:05:26,625 Changing Chopsticks! Changing Chopsticks!
100 00:05:26,625 00:05:29,228 Reversing Mirror! Reversing Mirror!
101 00:05:38,104 00:05:41,607 Now there is nothing I cannot accomplish! Now there is nothing I cannot accomplish!
102 00:05:41,607 00:05:44,276 Except perhaps explaining to Master Fung Except perhaps explaining to Master Fung
103 00:05:44,276 00:05:47,246 about the temple ceiling. about the temple ceiling.
104 00:05:53,419 00:05:54,386 Hah! Hah!
105 00:05:55,221 00:05:57,789 Ha--uhh! Oof! Ha--uhh! Oof!
106 00:05:57,789 00:05:59,091 Ohh! Ohh!
107 00:06:05,031 00:06:06,298 Bleah! Bleah!
108 00:06:08,200 00:06:10,136 Everybody, hot off the wire! Everybody, hot off the wire!
109 00:06:10,136 00:06:13,439 A new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself. A new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself.
110 00:06:14,173 00:06:16,342 The Glove of Jisaku. The Glove of Jisaku.
111 00:06:16,342 00:06:18,777 Whoever holds it attracts other objects, Whoever holds it attracts other objects,
112 00:06:18,777 00:06:22,714 sort of like a mystical, magnetic, uh, sort of like a mystical, magnetic, uh,
113 00:06:22,714 00:06:24,383 uh, uh, whatever. uh, uh, whatever.
114 00:06:24,383 00:06:26,752 Ooh, I have been awaiting this moment Ooh, I have been awaiting this moment
115 00:06:26,752 00:06:29,721 since I was so big. since I was so big.
116 00:06:29,721 00:06:32,358 Yeah, like 2 minutes ago. Yeah, like 2 minutes ago.
117 00:06:34,660 00:06:36,895 All: No! Don't do it! All: No! Don't do it!
118 00:06:38,797 00:06:40,899 Too big! Too big! Too big! Too big!
119 00:06:40,899 00:06:42,001 Can't fly... Can't fly...
120 00:06:42,001 00:06:43,235 Or breathe! Or breathe!
121 00:06:43,235 00:06:44,570 Guess you'll have to hoof it. Guess you'll have to hoof it.
122 00:06:44,570 00:06:47,739 Just be careful not to step on anybody. Just be careful not to step on anybody.
123 00:06:47,739 00:06:49,075 Here, take my GPS. Here, take my GPS.
124 00:06:49,075 00:06:50,442 It's programmed to track Dojo. It's programmed to track Dojo.
125 00:06:50,442 00:06:54,013 That's why we had that chip installed. That's why we had that chip installed.
126 00:07:01,653 00:07:03,389 Xiaolin Showdown! Xiaolin Showdown!
127 00:07:03,389 00:07:05,057 Rrahh! Rrahh!
128 00:07:05,057 00:07:08,494 Gong Yi Tampai! Gong Yi Tampai!
129 00:07:14,600 00:07:15,667 Rrahh! Rrahh!
130 00:07:15,667 00:07:17,603 Seismic kick... Seismic kick...
131 00:07:17,603 00:07:19,371 Earth! Earth!
132 00:07:32,951 00:07:35,654 Rrahh! Rrahh!
133 00:07:37,156 00:07:39,325 Come on, Clay! Hold on! Come on, Clay! Hold on!
134 00:07:39,325 00:07:41,593 Kimiko: You can beat him! Kimiko: You can beat him!
135 00:07:44,896 00:07:47,599 Reversing Mirror! Reversing Mirror!
136 00:07:59,578 00:08:02,714 Whoa! Whoa!
137 00:08:02,714 00:08:06,385 Clay! Clay!
138 00:08:06,385 00:08:07,953 Ohh. Ohh.
139 00:08:07,953 00:08:09,488 Omi: What has happened? Omi: What has happened?
140 00:08:09,488 00:08:12,358 I got my hat handed to me, that's what. I got my hat handed to me, that's what.
141 00:08:12,358 00:08:15,361 The cyclops is still unstoppable, The cyclops is still unstoppable,
142 00:08:15,361 00:08:17,063 and now because of me and now because of me
143 00:08:17,063 00:08:20,632 we have lost 2 Shen Gong Wu. we have lost 2 Shen Gong Wu.
144 00:08:26,004 00:08:27,573 Don't be so down on yourself, Omi. Don't be so down on yourself, Omi.
145 00:08:27,573 00:08:29,608 I'm the one who blew the showdown. I'm the one who blew the showdown.
146 00:08:29,608 00:08:33,612 Yes, but only because I was not there to fight your battle. Yes, but only because I was not there to fight your battle.
147 00:08:33,612 00:08:37,183 It is I to blame for your most humiliating defeat. It is I to blame for your most humiliating defeat.
148 00:08:37,183 00:08:38,517 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
149 00:08:38,517 00:08:40,586 Excuse me while I crawl under a rock. Excuse me while I crawl under a rock.
150 00:08:40,586 00:08:43,389 Since you clearly cannot get along without me, Since you clearly cannot get along without me,
151 00:08:43,389 00:08:45,924 I will return to regular size. I will return to regular size.
152 00:08:45,924 00:08:47,559 Changing Chopsticks! Changing Chopsticks!
153 00:08:49,228 00:08:53,599 Huh. I do not remember my fellow warriors being quite so big. Huh. I do not remember my fellow warriors being quite so big.
154 00:08:53,599 00:08:57,236 Yeah. Maybe you ought to give that bronco another ride. Yeah. Maybe you ought to give that bronco another ride.
155 00:08:57,236 00:09:00,272 Changing Chopsticks! Changing Chopsticks!
156 00:09:01,039 00:09:02,874 Changing Chopsticks! Changing Chopsticks!
157 00:09:02,874 00:09:04,943 Changing Chopsticks! Changing Chopsticks!
158 00:09:04,943 00:09:06,212 Maybe you should stop Maybe you should stop
159 00:09:06,212 00:09:07,579 while there's something left. while there's something left.
160 00:09:07,579 00:09:09,681 Raimundo: You know, you used the Reversing Mirror Raimundo: You know, you used the Reversing Mirror
161 00:09:09,681 00:09:12,218 and the Changing Chopsticks to get into this. and the Changing Chopsticks to get into this.
162 00:09:12,218 00:09:14,286 I'll bet you need 'em both to get out. I'll bet you need 'em both to get out.
163 00:09:14,286 00:09:15,754 I'm afraid 'cause of me I'm afraid 'cause of me
164 00:09:15,754 00:09:19,024 we're shy one Reversing Mirror. we're shy one Reversing Mirror.
165 00:09:19,024 00:09:20,459 I have much thinking to do. I have much thinking to do.
166 00:09:20,459 00:09:21,893 Can you carry me to the temple? Can you carry me to the temple?
167 00:09:21,893 00:09:26,432 If I walk, I fear it will take many months. If I walk, I fear it will take many months.
168 00:09:26,432 00:09:29,168 Most certainly a walk in the fresh night air Most certainly a walk in the fresh night air
169 00:09:29,168 00:09:30,669 will empty my head of thoughts. will empty my head of thoughts.
170 00:09:30,669 00:09:32,671 I have traveled this path before, I have traveled this path before,
171 00:09:32,671 00:09:34,873 but none of it looks familiar. but none of it looks familiar.
172 00:09:37,809 00:09:39,645 Aah! Aah!
173 00:09:39,645 00:09:43,014 Perhaps my head is emptied enough. Perhaps my head is emptied enough.
174 00:09:43,014 00:09:44,716 Waah! Uhh! Waah! Uhh!
175 00:09:44,716 00:09:46,752 Hunh! Hunh!
176 00:09:46,752 00:09:48,854 Yaah! Yaah!
177 00:09:49,455 00:09:50,322 Unh! Unh!
178 00:09:50,322 00:09:52,658 I warn you, large mantis, I warn you, large mantis,
179 00:09:52,658 00:09:54,760 you will be shown no mercy. you will be shown no mercy.
180 00:09:54,760 00:09:55,994 Leopard strike! Leopard strike!
181 00:09:55,994 00:09:57,896 Hah, hunh, hah, hah! Hah, hunh, hah, hah!
182 00:09:57,896 00:09:59,498 Whoa! Whoa!
183 00:10:02,801 00:10:05,637 Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa-oa-oa!
184 00:10:05,637 00:10:07,806 Yaah! Yaah!
185 00:10:07,806 00:10:09,708 Unh! Unh!
186 00:10:09,708 00:10:13,945 This does not appear to be my day. This does not appear to be my day.
187 00:10:13,945 00:10:17,783 Unh! I...Am...Glued! Unh! I...Am...Glued!
188 00:10:21,019 00:10:22,654 Aah! Aah!
189 00:10:23,922 00:10:26,024 Omi, what you doin' out here all alone? Omi, what you doin' out here all alone?
190 00:10:27,293 00:10:31,230 Taking a most restful walk in the garden? Taking a most restful walk in the garden?
191 00:10:31,230 00:10:33,532 We thought maybe this would make you feel safe We thought maybe this would make you feel safe
192 00:10:33,532 00:10:35,100 until you're back to normal. until you're back to normal.
193 00:10:35,100 00:10:37,436 Safe! Just because I am small Safe! Just because I am small
194 00:10:37,436 00:10:40,906 does not mean I am no longer brave. does not mean I am no longer brave.
195 00:10:41,673 00:10:42,441 Aah! Look out! Aah! Look out!
196 00:10:42,441 00:10:44,109 It's an enormous beast! It's an enormous beast!
197 00:10:44,109 00:10:45,511 Oh, that's just a worm. Oh, that's just a worm.
198 00:10:45,511 00:10:47,513 I meant to clean the birdhouse out first. I meant to clean the birdhouse out first.
199 00:10:47,513 00:10:49,448 We just don't want you to get eaten up We just don't want you to get eaten up
200 00:10:49,448 00:10:51,183 by a stray cat or something. by a stray cat or something.
201 00:10:51,183 00:10:52,218 It's only temporary. It's only temporary.
202 00:10:52,218 00:10:55,921 Perhaps not. Perhaps not.
203 00:10:55,921 00:10:57,155 To normal within a day, To normal within a day,
204 00:10:57,155 00:11:00,826 I will forever remain small. I will forever remain small.
205 00:11:03,195 00:11:04,530 All we gotta do is sneak inside, All we gotta do is sneak inside,
206 00:11:04,530 00:11:05,864 find the Reversing Mirror, find the Reversing Mirror,
207 00:11:05,864 00:11:08,334 and take on a creature 1,000 times our size. and take on a creature 1,000 times our size.
208 00:11:08,334 00:11:10,269 In other words, same old, same old. In other words, same old, same old.
209 00:11:10,269 00:11:12,504 Jack: This is a sad day indeed. Jack: This is a sad day indeed.
210 00:11:12,504 00:11:16,842 An evil genius on the verge of world domination An evil genius on the verge of world domination
211 00:11:16,842 00:11:19,044 lowered to this. lowered to this.
212 00:11:19,044 00:11:22,914 * la la la la * la la la la
213 00:11:24,049 00:11:27,319 ah, ah, ah. You missed a spot. ah, ah, ah. You missed a spot.
214 00:11:28,320 00:11:29,888 Har har har! Har har har!
215 00:11:29,888 00:11:31,590 Hey, no splashing! Hey, no splashing!
216 00:11:31,590 00:11:33,459 Why do I have to be the one to bathe him? Why do I have to be the one to bathe him?
217 00:11:33,459 00:11:35,261 Because I have no hands Because I have no hands
218 00:11:35,261 00:11:39,698 and there's no time to find someone who's competent. and there's no time to find someone who's competent.
219 00:11:39,698 00:11:40,999 Ah--ah-- Ah--ah--
220 00:11:40,999 00:11:42,033 choo! choo!
221 00:11:42,033 00:11:43,435 Charming. Charming.
222 00:11:43,435 00:11:46,772 Wuya: And don't forget to clip his toenails. Wuya: And don't forget to clip his toenails.
223 00:11:46,772 00:11:47,973 Unh! Unh!
224 00:11:47,973 00:11:51,377 Maybe I should wear protective glasses. Maybe I should wear protective glasses.
225 00:11:54,045 00:11:57,283 Something's wrong. Check it out! Something's wrong. Check it out!
226 00:11:58,884 00:12:01,720 At least we've got the element of surprise. At least we've got the element of surprise.
227 00:12:04,390 00:12:06,458 Rrah... uh-oh. Rrah... uh-oh.
228 00:12:06,458 00:12:08,460 Looks like trouble. Looks like trouble.
229 00:12:08,460 00:12:10,296 When it rains--ohh-- When it rains--ohh--
230 00:12:10,296 00:12:12,063 it pours. it pours.
231 00:12:12,063 00:12:13,265 Rrahh! Rrahh!
232 00:12:13,265 00:12:15,534 The cyclops looks hungry. The cyclops looks hungry.
233 00:12:15,534 00:12:17,869 What do you think he eats? What do you think he eats?
234 00:12:17,869 00:12:19,271 Clay: My guess? Clay: My guess?
235 00:12:19,271 00:12:21,973 Everything. Everything.
236 00:12:24,276 00:12:26,578 All: Aah! Unh! All: Aah! Unh!
237 00:12:26,578 00:12:27,879 Uhh! Uhh!
238 00:12:27,879 00:12:30,115 Come on, guys, we can take him! Come on, guys, we can take him!
239 00:12:30,115 00:12:31,950 Sword of the Storm! Sword of the Storm!
240 00:12:34,953 00:12:37,255 Grr... Grr...
241 00:12:37,255 00:12:38,890 Aah! Aah!
242 00:12:41,059 00:12:43,629 Tangle Web Comb! Tangle Web Comb!
243 00:12:47,999 00:12:51,002 Aah! Aah!
244 00:12:52,871 00:12:55,006 Fist of Tebigong! Fist of Tebigong!
245 00:12:55,006 00:12:56,074 Yaah! Yaah!
246 00:12:56,074 00:12:57,376 Aah! Aah!
247 00:12:57,376 00:13:01,012 Looks like you met your match, big guy. Looks like you met your match, big guy.
248 00:13:02,481 00:13:03,749 You might as well give up. You might as well give up.
249 00:13:03,749 00:13:05,817 None of you are a match for cyclops. None of you are a match for cyclops.
250 00:13:05,817 00:13:09,087 I got to admit. I was a doubter at first, too. I got to admit. I was a doubter at first, too.
251 00:13:09,087 00:13:10,322 We'll never give up, We'll never give up,
252 00:13:10,322 00:13:12,057 not until we get that Reversing Mirror. not until we get that Reversing Mirror.
253 00:13:12,057 00:13:13,959 Of course. Of course.
254 00:13:13,959 00:13:19,798 We all want to help your little friend Omi. Heh heh heh. We all want to help your little friend Omi. Heh heh heh.
255 00:13:19,798 00:13:21,467 So you'll help us? So you'll help us?
256 00:13:21,467 00:13:24,269 Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh! Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh!
257 00:13:24,269 00:13:25,837 I guess we'll take that as a no. I guess we'll take that as a no.
258 00:13:25,837 00:13:28,340 But we might be willing to make a trade. But we might be willing to make a trade.
259 00:13:28,340 00:13:29,775 What kind of trade? What kind of trade?
260 00:13:29,775 00:13:33,845 The Reversing Mirror for all your Shen Gong Wu. The Reversing Mirror for all your Shen Gong Wu.
261 00:13:34,746 00:13:36,382 Ah, brilliant, Jack! Ah, brilliant, Jack!
262 00:13:36,382 00:13:37,616 I do have my moments. I do have my moments.
263 00:13:37,616 00:13:38,917 We can't agree to that! We can't agree to that!
264 00:13:38,917 00:13:40,251 That's my final offer. That's my final offer.
265 00:13:40,251 00:13:43,655 Either that or Omi will remain tiny forever. Either that or Omi will remain tiny forever.
266 00:13:43,655 00:13:46,558 Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh! Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh!
267 00:13:47,092 00:13:50,028 Har har har! Har har har!
268 00:14:05,276 00:14:07,479 Unh! Hah! Hunh! Unh! Hah! Hunh!
269 00:14:18,056 00:14:19,591 Unh! Unh!
270 00:14:23,061 00:14:24,129 Whew. Whew.
271 00:14:24,129 00:14:25,431 Sorry about the ants. Sorry about the ants.
272 00:14:26,565 00:14:29,067 I knew I left my chocolate bar somewhere. I knew I left my chocolate bar somewhere.
273 00:14:29,067 00:14:30,769 No. I must thank you. No. I must thank you.
274 00:14:30,769 00:14:33,972 Battling ferocious ants is most valuable preparation Battling ferocious ants is most valuable preparation
275 00:14:33,972 00:14:36,742 for return to normal fighting size. for return to normal fighting size.
276 00:14:36,742 00:14:38,544 Oh... Oh...
277 00:14:39,377 00:14:40,612 Yeah. About that? Yeah. About that?
278 00:14:40,612 00:14:41,813 We weren't able to get We weren't able to get
279 00:14:41,813 00:14:47,018 the Reversing Mirror from Jack. the Reversing Mirror from Jack.
280 00:14:47,018 00:14:48,319 No! I will not allow it! No! I will not allow it!
281 00:14:48,319 00:14:49,855 No matter what you say, No matter what you say,
282 00:14:49,855 00:14:53,559 you cannot trade the shen gong wu for my mistake! you cannot trade the shen gong wu for my mistake!
283 00:14:53,559 00:14:55,427 Well, that's kind of what we did say. Well, that's kind of what we did say.
284 00:14:55,427 00:14:56,995 You did? You did?
285 00:14:56,995 00:14:59,665 Uh, yes. I would've done exactly the same. Uh, yes. I would've done exactly the same.
286 00:14:59,665 00:15:01,166 I just did not think you would. I just did not think you would.
287 00:15:01,166 00:15:02,200 Sorry. Sorry.
288 00:15:02,200 00:15:03,802 Hey, everybody, Hey, everybody,
289 00:15:03,802 00:15:06,705 according to these oddly shaped welts on my tail, according to these oddly shaped welts on my tail,
290 00:15:06,705 00:15:09,675 we've got a Shen Gong Wu just ripe for the picking. we've got a Shen Gong Wu just ripe for the picking.
291 00:15:09,675 00:15:10,876 We will leave at once. We will leave at once.
292 00:15:10,876 00:15:12,143 The cyclops will be there, The cyclops will be there,
293 00:15:12,143 00:15:14,446 and so will be the Reversing Mirror. and so will be the Reversing Mirror.
294 00:15:14,446 00:15:15,747 It's too dangerous, Omi. It's too dangerous, Omi.
295 00:15:15,747 00:15:17,048 I live for danger! I live for danger!
296 00:15:17,048 00:15:18,617 I have tiger instincts! I have tiger instincts!
297 00:15:18,617 00:15:20,819 I am still a fierce warrior! Yaah! I am still a fierce warrior! Yaah!
298 00:15:20,819 00:15:24,590 Ha ha ha! It's adorable how someone so small Ha ha ha! It's adorable how someone so small
299 00:15:24,590 00:15:27,759 can still think they're fierce. can still think they're fierce.
300 00:15:28,860 00:15:32,864 Maybe "adorable" is the wrong word. Maybe "adorable" is the wrong word.
301 00:15:35,200 00:15:36,635 You ok down there, pardner? You ok down there, pardner?
302 00:15:36,635 00:15:40,839 Oh, yes. Dojo's earwax is most convenient. Oh, yes. Dojo's earwax is most convenient.
303 00:15:40,839 00:15:44,543 I do wish it had a better view. I do wish it had a better view.
304 00:15:45,711 00:15:47,746 Ah! That is much better. Ah! That is much better.
305 00:15:47,746 00:15:49,047 Better hope I don't sneeze. Better hope I don't sneeze.
306 00:15:49,047 00:15:52,317 No. You have very clean sinuses. No. You have very clean sinuses.
307 00:15:52,317 00:15:54,085 I thank you. I thank you.
308 00:16:06,264 00:16:07,566 Ohh! When we get home, Ohh! When we get home,
309 00:16:07,566 00:16:10,536 Jack will give you a nice foot massage. Jack will give you a nice foot massage.
310 00:16:10,536 00:16:13,539 Not if I get that Shen Gong Wu first. Not if I get that Shen Gong Wu first.
311 00:16:14,139 00:16:16,908 Wings of Tinabi! Wings of Tinabi!
312 00:16:16,908 00:16:18,209 Whoa! Whoa!
313 00:16:18,209 00:16:19,645 All: Whoa! All: Whoa!
314 00:16:19,645 00:16:21,613 Whoa! Take off those wings! Whoa! Take off those wings!
315 00:16:21,613 00:16:26,051 How do you control these things?! How do you control these things?!
316 00:16:26,051 00:16:28,086 Can't stop! Can't stop!
317 00:16:28,820 00:16:30,188 Uhh! Uhh!
318 00:16:30,989 00:16:32,658 Ah. Har har har! Ah. Har har har!
319 00:16:32,658 00:16:36,628 No! He must not get the Shen Gong Wu! No! He must not get the Shen Gong Wu!
320 00:16:39,097 00:16:40,498 Hah! Hah!
321 00:16:40,498 00:16:42,534 Unh! Huh? Unh! Huh?
322 00:16:42,534 00:16:46,204 I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.
323 00:16:46,204 00:16:47,472 My Orb of tonami My Orb of tonami
324 00:16:47,472 00:16:49,541 against your Reversing Mirror. against your Reversing Mirror.
325 00:16:49,541 00:16:51,042 Cyclops accepts. Cyclops accepts.
326 00:16:51,042 00:16:51,977 Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
327 00:16:51,977 00:16:54,546 I call for a shen yi bu dare. I call for a shen yi bu dare.
328 00:16:54,546 00:16:56,047 I also want to add... I also want to add...
329 00:16:56,047 00:17:00,686 The Wings of Tinabi for the Jet bootsu. The Wings of Tinabi for the Jet bootsu.
330 00:17:02,287 00:17:03,689 You fool! Very well. You fool! Very well.
331 00:17:03,689 00:17:05,924 Cyclops accepts again. Cyclops accepts again.
332 00:17:05,924 00:17:09,094 The game is a race across the valley of death. The game is a race across the valley of death.
333 00:17:09,094 00:17:12,998 Let us go... Xiaolin Showdown! Let us go... Xiaolin Showdown!
334 00:17:22,473 00:17:25,711 Maybe we should change the name of this showdown Maybe we should change the name of this showdown
335 00:17:25,711 00:17:27,345 to Xiaolin annihilation. to Xiaolin annihilation.
336 00:17:27,345 00:17:29,681 Yeah. It's like a tiny little termite Yeah. It's like a tiny little termite
337 00:17:29,681 00:17:31,249 going up against a grizzly bear. going up against a grizzly bear.
338 00:17:31,249 00:17:34,419 Ahem. You know, I am standing right here. Ahem. You know, I am standing right here.
339 00:17:42,661 00:17:46,131 Wings of Tinabi! Wings of Tinabi!
340 00:17:51,670 00:17:54,505 Come on, Omi. I know you can do it. Come on, Omi. I know you can do it.
341 00:17:54,505 00:17:57,108 Ha ha--ohh! Ha ha--ohh!
342 00:18:11,690 00:18:14,860 Kimiko: Ha! The big oaf. Can't see a thing. Kimiko: Ha! The big oaf. Can't see a thing.
343 00:18:23,368 00:18:25,170 Huh? Aah! Huh? Aah!
344 00:18:37,582 00:18:39,117 Aah! Aah!
345 00:18:45,123 00:18:46,124 Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
346 00:18:46,124 00:18:48,626 Whoa! Whoa!
347 00:18:49,360 00:18:50,428 I can't watch. I can't watch.
348 00:18:50,428 00:18:51,396 Me, either. Me, either.
349 00:18:51,396 00:18:52,630 Yeah. I'm done, too. Yeah. I'm done, too.
350 00:18:52,630 00:18:55,066 Yaah! Yaah!
351 00:18:58,737 00:19:01,272 Orb of tonami! Orb of tonami!
352 00:19:01,272 00:19:03,074 Ice! Ice!
353 00:19:03,709 00:19:05,744 Whoa! Who-oa! Whoa! Who-oa!
354 00:19:06,544 00:19:08,279 Unh! Unh!
355 00:19:09,480 00:19:11,683 Aah! Unh! Aah! Unh!
356 00:19:16,221 00:19:19,590 All, overlapping: Yay! All right! Yeah! All, overlapping: Yay! All right! Yeah!
357 00:19:19,590 00:19:21,693 You showed 'em! Well done, pardner! You showed 'em! Well done, pardner!
358 00:19:24,662 00:19:26,164 Unh! Unh!
359 00:19:28,934 00:19:30,368 You did it, you fool! You did it, you fool!
360 00:19:30,368 00:19:33,705 Losing the Wings of Tinabi cost us 3 Shen Gong Wu! Losing the Wings of Tinabi cost us 3 Shen Gong Wu!
361 00:19:33,705 00:19:36,875 Oh, right, like your trusting that one-eyed freak Oh, right, like your trusting that one-eyed freak
362 00:19:36,875 00:19:38,676 had nothing to do with it. had nothing to do with it.
363 00:19:43,749 00:19:44,916 When we get back, When we get back,
364 00:19:44,916 00:19:47,352 how about a nice sponge bath? how about a nice sponge bath?
365 00:19:47,352 00:19:48,887 Here we go. Here we go.
366 00:19:48,887 00:19:50,856 Changing Chopsticks! Changing Chopsticks!
367 00:19:50,856 00:19:52,623 Reversing Mirror! Reversing Mirror!
368 00:19:52,623 00:19:53,859 Ah. Ah.
369 00:19:53,859 00:19:55,761 It's good to be regular again. It's good to be regular again.
370 00:19:55,761 00:19:57,896 Yet why do I still feel so small? Yet why do I still feel so small?
371 00:19:57,896 00:20:00,165 Just stay the way you are, Omi. Just stay the way you are, Omi.
372 00:20:00,165 00:20:01,632 You're perfect. You're perfect.
373 00:20:01,632 00:20:02,734 I know. I know.
374 00:20:02,734 00:20:05,203 I just cannot help myself. I just cannot help myself.