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1 00:00:11,644 00:00:13,780 Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Showdown.
2 00:00:48,414 00:00:49,448 Aaaah! Aaaah!
3 00:00:49,448 00:00:50,482 Aaah! Aaah!
4 00:00:50,482 00:00:51,517 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
5 00:00:51,517 00:00:54,320 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
6 00:00:54,320 00:00:56,288 Xiaolin Showdown. Xiaolin Showdown.
7 00:01:06,833 00:01:09,101 Stand on your marks. Stand on your marks.
8 00:01:09,101 00:01:10,637 Set yourselves. Set yourselves.
9 00:01:10,637 00:01:13,105 Commence swift chores. Commence swift chores.
10 00:01:13,105 00:01:15,675 Gong Yi Tampai! Gong Yi Tampai!
11 00:01:15,675 00:01:18,044 Third arm sash! Third arm sash!
12 00:01:23,115 00:01:25,918 Lotus Twister! Lotus Twister!
13 00:01:30,657 00:01:32,224 Jet bootsu! Jet bootsu!
14 00:01:32,224 00:01:34,360 Yeah! Yee-hah! Yeah! Yee-hah!
15 00:01:34,360 00:01:36,996 Shroud of Shadows! Shroud of Shadows!
16 00:01:40,532 00:01:41,567 All done. All done.
17 00:01:41,567 00:01:43,102 Excuse me. Excuse me.
18 00:01:43,102 00:01:45,104 Just because I'm not a Xiaolin apprentice, Just because I'm not a Xiaolin apprentice,
19 00:01:45,104 00:01:47,339 doesn't mean I should have to wash your dirty dishes. doesn't mean I should have to wash your dirty dishes.
20 00:01:47,339 00:01:48,908 Come on, Raimundo. Come on, Raimundo.
21 00:01:48,908 00:01:52,011 The sooner we finish our chores, the more time we have to hang. The sooner we finish our chores, the more time we have to hang.
22 00:01:52,011 00:01:56,415 Yes. Although I might choose a different activity. Yes. Although I might choose a different activity.
23 00:01:56,415 00:01:59,018 It's an expression, Omi. It's an expression, Omi.
24 00:02:02,121 00:02:03,656 Uggh. Uggh.
25 00:02:04,456 00:02:05,725 I was looking for that. I was looking for that.
26 00:02:05,725 00:02:10,629 Mm, nothing like pizza for breakfast. Mm, nothing like pizza for breakfast.
27 00:02:11,163 00:02:12,899 Ohh! Smudge, Ohh! Smudge,
28 00:02:12,899 00:02:16,368 you are no match for my three arms. you are no match for my three arms.
29 00:02:22,608 00:02:25,845 Bees, you are also duly warned. Bees, you are also duly warned.
30 00:02:25,845 00:02:27,646 Hurry up, Clay, I'm done. Hurry up, Clay, I'm done.
31 00:02:27,646 00:02:33,152 Me, too. I'm doner than a rack of ribs at a Texas barbecue. Me, too. I'm doner than a rack of ribs at a Texas barbecue.
32 00:02:33,152 00:02:34,420 Hah! Hah!
33 00:02:35,888 00:02:38,825 Now that we have mastered the art of battle Now that we have mastered the art of battle
34 00:02:38,825 00:02:41,327 and Raimundo's trapped Wuya in a puzzle box, and Raimundo's trapped Wuya in a puzzle box,
35 00:02:41,327 00:02:45,497 perhaps chores are the only use we'll have for the Shen Gong Wu. perhaps chores are the only use we'll have for the Shen Gong Wu.
36 00:02:45,497 00:02:49,568 It sure was a lot more fun when we had someone to fight against. It sure was a lot more fun when we had someone to fight against.
37 00:02:49,568 00:02:53,639 Still waters may blanket the greatest of unseen hazards. Still waters may blanket the greatest of unseen hazards.
38 00:02:53,639 00:02:54,841 There he goes again. There he goes again.
39 00:02:54,841 00:02:57,409 Can someone get me a translator? Can someone get me a translator?
40 00:03:00,112 00:03:03,716 Oh. That's where those dishes went. Oh. That's where those dishes went.
41 00:03:03,716 00:03:08,554 Overconfidence can be more dangerous than a lack of confidence. Overconfidence can be more dangerous than a lack of confidence.
42 00:03:08,554 00:03:09,856 We kicked evil's butt. We kicked evil's butt.
43 00:03:09,856 00:03:11,557 Why can't we just kick back for a while? Why can't we just kick back for a while?
44 00:03:11,557 00:03:12,992 Stop everything! Stop everything!
45 00:03:12,992 00:03:15,962 Did you tell them about the new Shen Gong Wu? Did you tell them about the new Shen Gong Wu?
46 00:03:15,962 00:03:17,496 I was just about to. I was just about to.
47 00:03:17,496 00:03:18,798 The Shard of Lightning The Shard of Lightning
48 00:03:18,798 00:03:21,200 is a most interesting Shen Gong Wu. is a most interesting Shen Gong Wu.
49 00:03:21,200 00:03:23,102 It gives the user the power It gives the user the power
50 00:03:23,102 00:03:26,072 to travel at the speed of light. to travel at the speed of light.
51 00:03:28,207 00:03:30,109 But only for short flashes of time. But only for short flashes of time.
52 00:03:30,109 00:03:31,844 Let's go get that shard! Let's go get that shard!
53 00:03:31,844 00:03:36,949 Oh, darn. Now I won't have time to finish my dishes. Oh, darn. Now I won't have time to finish my dishes.
54 00:03:36,949 00:03:39,285 They will be here when you get back. They will be here when you get back.
55 00:03:50,596 00:03:55,001 My trusty detector bot will lead me to another Shen Gong Wu. My trusty detector bot will lead me to another Shen Gong Wu.
56 00:03:55,001 00:03:58,537 Evil boy genius Jack is back! Evil boy genius Jack is back!
57 00:03:58,537 00:04:00,206 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
58 00:04:01,040 00:04:04,243 Can someone get me a lozenge? Can someone get me a lozenge?
59 00:04:13,119 00:04:17,023 Yaa-ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Yaa-ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
60 00:04:17,023 00:04:19,358 You've got to find the Shard of Lightning You've got to find the Shard of Lightning
61 00:04:19,358 00:04:21,127 before the others get here! before the others get here!
62 00:04:21,127 00:04:26,665 With it, evil can once again rule the world. With it, evil can once again rule the world.
63 00:04:26,665 00:04:29,501 Blah blah blah, world domination. Blah blah blah, world domination.
64 00:04:29,501 00:04:30,803 Let's focus here. Let's focus here.
65 00:04:30,803 00:04:32,771 What's in it for me? What's in it for me?
66 00:04:37,076 00:04:38,110 The shard is there. The shard is there.
67 00:04:38,110 00:04:40,479 No. Over there. No. Over there.
68 00:04:40,479 00:04:41,981 No. There. No. There.
69 00:04:41,981 00:04:44,750 Can't you focus yourself? Which is it? Can't you focus yourself? Which is it?
70 00:04:44,750 00:04:47,186 You are not scared, are you, Dojo? You are not scared, are you, Dojo?
71 00:04:47,186 00:04:51,023 Me? Heh heh. Scared of a little electrical storm? Me? Heh heh. Scared of a little electrical storm?
72 00:04:51,023 00:04:52,591 Heh heh. That's so--yaa! Heh heh. That's so--yaa!
73 00:04:52,591 00:04:56,028 You know, Lightning's always drawn to the tallest object, You know, Lightning's always drawn to the tallest object,
74 00:04:56,028 00:04:59,531 which in this case is me! which in this case is me!
75 00:04:59,531 00:05:05,004 I am willing to bet my bottom that is where our shard is. I am willing to bet my bottom that is where our shard is.
76 00:05:05,004 00:05:08,207 Uh, that's your bottom dollar. Uh, that's your bottom dollar.
77 00:05:09,141 00:05:12,511 That makes no sense at all. That makes no sense at all.
78 00:05:12,511 00:05:13,545 Let's check it out. Let's check it out.
79 00:05:13,545 00:05:15,081 You guys, excuse me. You guys, excuse me.
80 00:05:15,081 00:05:18,150 I can see the Lightning fine from right here. I can see the Lightning fine from right here.
81 00:05:18,150 00:05:22,855 Well, well, look what the katnappé dragged in. Well, well, look what the katnappé dragged in.
82 00:05:23,856 00:05:25,357 Me...Ow. Me...Ow.
83 00:05:25,357 00:05:26,893 Wuya! Wuya!
84 00:05:26,893 00:05:31,330 You didn't think I'd stay in that box forever, did you? You didn't think I'd stay in that box forever, did you?
85 00:05:31,330 00:05:35,601 Well, another 1500 years would've been nice. Well, another 1500 years would've been nice.
86 00:05:40,372 00:05:41,373 The shard! The shard!
87 00:05:41,373 00:05:42,408 Stop them! Stop them!
88 00:05:42,408 00:05:44,776 Kitties, attack! Kitties, attack!
89 00:05:45,744 00:05:46,946 Uhh! Aah! Uhh! Aah!
90 00:05:46,946 00:05:49,848 That was most seriously painful. That was most seriously painful.
91 00:05:49,848 00:05:51,918 Aah! No, no. Not the face! Aah! No, no. Not the face!
92 00:05:52,684 00:05:54,053 Dang-blasted kittens. Dang-blasted kittens.
93 00:05:54,053 00:05:56,322 I'm more of a dog person myself. I'm more of a dog person myself.
94 00:05:56,322 00:05:57,156 Yaa! Yaa!
95 00:05:57,156 00:05:59,058 Back off, cat litter. Back off, cat litter.
96 00:05:59,058 00:06:01,060 The shard is ours. The shard is ours.
97 00:06:02,128 00:06:05,097 Hah. Someone smells like wet fur. Hah. Someone smells like wet fur.
98 00:06:07,866 00:06:12,371 Wuya, you teamed up with this sorry excuse for a furball? Wuya, you teamed up with this sorry excuse for a furball?
99 00:06:12,371 00:06:13,605 Yaah! Yaah!
100 00:06:13,605 00:06:16,508 Looks like everybody was invited to this rodeo. Looks like everybody was invited to this rodeo.
101 00:06:16,508 00:06:19,411 Yeah, but I'm the one who's going home with the prize. Yeah, but I'm the one who's going home with the prize.
102 00:06:19,411 00:06:24,150 There is no way for you to defeat the mighty Xiaolin warriors. There is no way for you to defeat the mighty Xiaolin warriors.
103 00:06:24,150 00:06:27,653 Tornado strike Water! Tornado strike Water!
104 00:06:28,587 00:06:29,588 Hyah! Hyah!
105 00:06:29,588 00:06:31,657 Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
106 00:06:31,657 00:06:34,893 Hyah! Huhh! Hii! Yaa! Hyah! Huhh! Hii! Yaa!
107 00:06:34,893 00:06:38,264 Out of my way, o great bald one. Out of my way, o great bald one.
108 00:06:38,264 00:06:39,098 Uhh! Uhh!
109 00:06:39,098 00:06:42,101 Not so fast there, pardner. Not so fast there, pardner.
110 00:06:42,834 00:06:46,038 Seismic kick Earth! Seismic kick Earth!
111 00:06:56,715 00:06:58,217 Whaa-ohh! Whaa-ohh!
112 00:06:58,217 00:07:02,288 This is too easy. Jack-bots, attack. This is too easy. Jack-bots, attack.
113 00:07:08,660 00:07:11,430 Whoa-aah! Whoa-aah!
114 00:07:13,865 00:07:15,801 Hey! Watch the claws! Hey! Watch the claws!
115 00:07:15,801 00:07:18,304 You're messing up my hair. You're messing up my hair.
116 00:07:21,640 00:07:23,242 Huh? Huh?
117 00:07:23,242 00:07:25,444 You snooze, you lose! You snooze, you lose!
118 00:07:26,512 00:07:29,515 How did you get up there so fast? How did you get up there so fast?
119 00:07:30,382 00:07:32,684 It's sure a long ways down. It's sure a long ways down.
120 00:07:32,684 00:07:35,287 Hope you don't fall. Hope you don't fall.
121 00:07:35,988 00:07:38,024 Aah! Aah!
122 00:07:38,024 00:07:40,692 Whoa! Whoa!
123 00:07:42,228 00:07:46,032 Later, Xiaolin losers. Later, Xiaolin losers.
124 00:07:49,001 00:07:50,336 The Shard of Lightning. The Shard of Lightning.
125 00:07:50,336 00:07:52,804 I couldn't have done it without you. I couldn't have done it without you.
126 00:07:52,804 00:07:55,107 I may have been the one who stole the Shen Gong Wu, I may have been the one who stole the Shen Gong Wu,
127 00:07:55,107 00:07:58,310 but it was your brilliant evil plan. but it was your brilliant evil plan.
128 00:07:59,178 00:08:00,379 You're the evil genius. You're the evil genius.
129 00:08:00,379 00:08:03,115 No. You're the evil genius. No. You're the evil genius.
130 00:08:03,115 00:08:06,752 No. You're the evil genius. No. You're the evil genius.
131 00:08:13,859 00:08:16,595 Uh! Uh! Uhh! Uh! Uh! Uhh!
132 00:08:16,595 00:08:17,496 Master Fung was right. Master Fung was right.
133 00:08:17,496 00:08:19,065 We have underestimated our enemy. We have underestimated our enemy.
134 00:08:19,065 00:08:20,599 What's with Jack? What's with Jack?
135 00:08:20,599 00:08:22,334 I'll tell ya. He was pretty impressive. I'll tell ya. He was pretty impressive.
136 00:08:22,334 00:08:24,203 Even his disses seemed to be better. Even his disses seemed to be better.
137 00:08:24,203 00:08:28,440 Although I do not like it when Jack commences with the garbage talk, Although I do not like it when Jack commences with the garbage talk,
138 00:08:28,440 00:08:32,578 even I must admit great bald one was a good diss. even I must admit great bald one was a good diss.
139 00:08:32,578 00:08:33,479 Ouch! Ouch!
140 00:08:33,479 00:08:35,647 How did Jack suddenly get so good? How did Jack suddenly get so good?
141 00:08:35,647 00:08:37,716 He must've been practicing while some of us He must've been practicing while some of us
142 00:08:37,716 00:08:42,121 were using Shen Gong Wu to get out of doing the dishes. were using Shen Gong Wu to get out of doing the dishes.
143 00:08:42,121 00:08:43,422 Kimiko: If we wanna beat Jack, Kimiko: If we wanna beat Jack,
144 00:08:43,422 00:08:45,891 we're going to have to practice. we're going to have to practice.
145 00:08:45,891 00:08:46,792 Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
146 00:08:46,792 00:08:49,761 Aah! Whoa! Aah! Whoa!
147 00:08:49,761 00:08:53,199 Yeah. Practice a lot. Yeah. Practice a lot.
148 00:08:55,134 00:08:57,769 Come on, come on! We don't have all day. Come on, come on! We don't have all day.
149 00:08:57,769 00:09:01,407 Chill. Evil can wait until my nails dry. Chill. Evil can wait until my nails dry.
150 00:09:01,407 00:09:03,342 You get me those Shen Gong Wu, You get me those Shen Gong Wu,
151 00:09:03,342 00:09:06,178 and I will give you anything you want. and I will give you anything you want.
152 00:09:06,178 00:09:07,813 Anything? Anything?
153 00:09:07,813 00:09:08,980 Anything. Anything.
154 00:09:08,980 00:09:11,783 Ok. First, I only work one hour a day, Ok. First, I only work one hour a day,
155 00:09:11,783 00:09:13,085 weekends and holidays off. weekends and holidays off.
156 00:09:13,085 00:09:14,186 What? What?
157 00:09:14,186 00:09:15,554 Next, I want a condo. Next, I want a condo.
158 00:09:15,554 00:09:17,789 Oceanview, and it's gotta allow pets. Oceanview, and it's gotta allow pets.
159 00:09:17,789 00:09:21,193 And I'll need some new clothes and a car. And I'll need some new clothes and a car.
160 00:09:21,193 00:09:22,461 A cat-illac. A cat-illac.
161 00:09:22,461 00:09:23,862 Are you getting all this down? Are you getting all this down?
162 00:09:23,862 00:09:28,033 Ahh, the things I do for evil. Ahh, the things I do for evil.
163 00:09:28,033 00:09:29,435 Yaa! Yaa! Yaa! Yaa!
164 00:09:29,435 00:09:32,871 Whaa! Come on, Kimiko. Show me what you've got. Whaa! Come on, Kimiko. Show me what you've got.
165 00:09:32,871 00:09:35,641 Yaa! Mantis Flip Coin. Yaa! Mantis Flip Coin.
166 00:09:39,945 00:09:41,513 Serpent's Tail. Serpent's Tail.
167 00:09:41,913 00:09:43,582 Yes! Yes!
168 00:09:43,582 00:09:48,620 You're fast! But are you fast enough to catch me? You're fast! But are you fast enough to catch me?
169 00:09:49,188 00:09:50,289 What the heck? What the heck?
170 00:09:50,289 00:09:51,623 Uhh! Doggone it. Uhh! Doggone it.
171 00:09:51,623 00:09:54,426 Ehh! Uhh! Ehh! Uhh!
172 00:09:54,426 00:09:55,261 Ow. Ow.
173 00:09:55,261 00:09:57,929 Huh. Must be here somewhere. Huh. Must be here somewhere.
174 00:09:57,929 00:09:59,565 I just had the darn thing. I just had the darn thing.
175 00:09:59,565 00:10:01,867 Shen Gong Wu don't just vanish into thin air. Shen Gong Wu don't just vanish into thin air.
176 00:10:01,867 00:10:03,469 Nnhh! Nnhh!
177 00:10:03,469 00:10:07,706 It is likely the work of the Shard of Lightning. It is likely the work of the Shard of Lightning.
178 00:10:08,740 00:10:10,509 Jack did this? Jack did this?
179 00:10:10,509 00:10:11,877 How? How?
180 00:10:14,146 00:10:15,947 Both: Shard of Lightning! Both: Shard of Lightning!
181 00:10:15,947 00:10:19,685 Master Fung: As soon as the user brings forth the power of the shard, Master Fung: As soon as the user brings forth the power of the shard,
182 00:10:19,685 00:10:22,188 he can move so fast no one can see him. he can move so fast no one can see him.
183 00:10:22,188 00:10:24,590 I got the big guy. You get the little monk, Jack. I got the big guy. You get the little monk, Jack.
184 00:10:25,891 00:10:29,895 The hand is faster than even the Eye of Dashi. The hand is faster than even the Eye of Dashi.
185 00:10:33,865 00:10:37,469 That should teach them to mess with Jack Spicer. That should teach them to mess with Jack Spicer.
186 00:10:37,469 00:10:39,871 What to do with the cheeseball. What to do with the cheeseball.
187 00:10:39,871 00:10:41,740 Ah! Ah!
188 00:10:44,943 00:10:47,446 Nah. Not evil enough. Nah. Not evil enough.
189 00:10:50,749 00:10:52,651 Why stop there? Why stop there?
190 00:10:53,118 00:10:54,453 Perfect! Perfect!
191 00:10:54,453 00:10:55,787 Master Fung: But the powers of the shard Master Fung: But the powers of the shard
192 00:10:55,787 00:10:59,124 only last as long as the flash of Lightning. only last as long as the flash of Lightning.
193 00:10:59,124 00:11:01,427 Huh? Huh?
194 00:11:01,427 00:11:02,728 Uhh! Uhh!
195 00:11:02,728 00:11:03,895 My pants! My pants!
196 00:11:03,895 00:11:05,897 Oh, my shoes! Oh, my shoes!
197 00:11:06,698 00:11:07,833 A squirrel? A squirrel?
198 00:11:07,833 00:11:09,635 A squirrel! Aah! A squirrel! Aah!
199 00:11:09,635 00:11:12,904 Wait. There are 2 Jacks? Wait. There are 2 Jacks?
200 00:11:12,904 00:11:16,808 Oh, my head is filled with such confusion. Oh, my head is filled with such confusion.
201 00:11:16,808 00:11:18,944 We're gonna take all the Shen Gong Wu. We're gonna take all the Shen Gong Wu.
202 00:11:18,944 00:11:23,749 And there's nothing you Xiaolin losers can do to stop us. And there's nothing you Xiaolin losers can do to stop us.
203 00:11:25,617 00:11:27,052 Both: Shard of Lightning! Both: Shard of Lightning!
204 00:11:27,052 00:11:29,588 Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
205 00:11:29,588 00:11:32,023 Looks like Jack has created another robot. Looks like Jack has created another robot.
206 00:11:32,023 00:11:33,759 This time one who gets his jokes. This time one who gets his jokes.
207 00:11:33,759 00:11:36,895 How can they both use the shen gong wu at the same time? How can they both use the shen gong wu at the same time?
208 00:11:36,895 00:11:40,999 As long as they are both touching the shard when it is activated, As long as they are both touching the shard when it is activated,
209 00:11:40,999 00:11:43,935 they can both use its power. they can both use its power.
210 00:11:45,971 00:11:48,640 We got your Shen Gong Wu. Ha ha ha ha. We got your Shen Gong Wu. Ha ha ha ha.
211 00:11:48,640 00:11:51,843 This is the worst thing ever. This is the worst thing ever.
212 00:11:51,843 00:11:53,879 Shard of Lightning! Shard of Lightning!
213 00:11:54,980 00:11:56,715 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
214 00:11:56,715 00:11:59,751 Omi: I have misspoken too soon. Omi: I have misspoken too soon.
215 00:12:06,592 00:12:10,662 Jack and his evil robot twin have taken most of the Shen Gong Wu. Jack and his evil robot twin have taken most of the Shen Gong Wu.
216 00:12:10,662 00:12:14,165 Remember, it is better to have lost the Shen Gong Wu Remember, it is better to have lost the Shen Gong Wu
217 00:12:14,165 00:12:16,268 than never to have won one at all. than never to have won one at all.
218 00:12:16,268 00:12:17,503 No, it isn't. No, it isn't.
219 00:12:17,503 00:12:18,970 I didn't have much time to prepare. I didn't have much time to prepare.
220 00:12:18,970 00:12:22,741 Rr, rr, rr, wait. Another Shen Gong Wu has activated. Rr, rr, rr, wait. Another Shen Gong Wu has activated.
221 00:12:22,741 00:12:23,842 Excellent. Excellent.
222 00:12:23,842 00:12:28,714 This is perhaps our last chance to defeat Jack This is perhaps our last chance to defeat Jack
223 00:12:28,714 00:12:30,749 and, uh... and, uh...
224 00:12:30,749 00:12:31,950 Jack! Jack!
225 00:12:36,755 00:12:39,625 Ah, it's good to be the top cat. Ah, it's good to be the top cat.
226 00:12:39,625 00:12:40,592 Meow. Meow.
227 00:12:40,592 00:12:43,128 I have given you everything you desire. I have given you everything you desire.
228 00:12:43,128 00:12:45,564 Now you must give me what I want. Now you must give me what I want.
229 00:12:45,564 00:12:48,667 Me, me, me. You are so bossy. Me, me, me. You are so bossy.
230 00:12:48,667 00:12:50,135 And you're blocking my view. And you're blocking my view.
231 00:12:50,135 00:12:55,874 Ah, I sense another shen gong wu has revealed itself. Ah, I sense another shen gong wu has revealed itself.
232 00:12:55,874 00:12:57,843 Uh, a little advice. Uh, a little advice.
233 00:12:57,843 00:12:59,511 Mouthwash. Mouthwash.
234 00:13:04,450 00:13:08,587 We're so going to rule this planet. We're so going to rule this planet.
235 00:13:21,467 00:13:23,134 You may have defeated us once. You may have defeated us once.
236 00:13:23,134 00:13:24,235 Uh, twice. Uh, twice.
237 00:13:24,235 00:13:25,270 Just to be accurate. Just to be accurate.
238 00:13:25,270 00:13:27,105 Whatever. Hey! Whatever. Hey!
239 00:13:27,105 00:13:29,741 But that doesn't mean you're gonna win against us now. But that doesn't mean you're gonna win against us now.
240 00:13:29,741 00:13:32,811 Oh, yeah? Well, we have more Shen Gong Wu. Oh, yeah? Well, we have more Shen Gong Wu.
241 00:13:32,811 00:13:36,281 And all the good one-liners. And all the good one-liners.
242 00:13:36,281 00:13:38,083 Just try to catch us. Just try to catch us.
243 00:13:38,083 00:13:40,151 Jack-bots, attack! Jack-bots, attack!
244 00:13:40,151 00:13:43,021 Seismic kick Earth. Seismic kick Earth.
245 00:13:45,424 00:13:47,926 Judo lei flip Fire! Judo lei flip Fire!
246 00:13:47,926 00:13:50,896 Ahh! Aah! Ahh! Aah!
247 00:13:53,665 00:13:57,703 Typhoon phoon! Hyah! Typhoon phoon! Hyah!
248 00:14:01,607 00:14:05,076 Tornado strike Water! Tornado strike Water!
249 00:14:08,279 00:14:12,518 Jack's robots are no match for skilled warriors like me. Jack's robots are no match for skilled warriors like me.
250 00:14:12,518 00:14:15,821 Did you ever think that maybe he was just trying to distract you Did you ever think that maybe he was just trying to distract you
251 00:14:15,821 00:14:17,756 so he could go after the Shen Gong Wu? so he could go after the Shen Gong Wu?
252 00:14:17,756 00:14:21,359 Oh, exactly what I was thinking. Oh, exactly what I was thinking.
253 00:14:22,728 00:14:24,630 We must be getting close. We must be getting close.
254 00:14:25,631 00:14:28,366 Great! Now there's 2 of 'em. Great! Now there's 2 of 'em.
255 00:14:28,366 00:14:29,468 Another whiner. Another whiner.
256 00:14:29,468 00:14:30,802 I'm not a whiner. I'm not a whiner.
257 00:14:30,802 00:14:34,873 Forget about them. Find the Shen Gong Wu. Forget about them. Find the Shen Gong Wu.
258 00:14:34,873 00:14:36,207 Go away, Jack. Go away, Jack.
259 00:14:36,207 00:14:37,242 You talking to me? You talking to me?
260 00:14:37,242 00:14:38,376 Or are you talking to me? Or are you talking to me?
261 00:14:38,376 00:14:40,612 Both of you. Beat it! Both of you. Beat it!
262 00:14:40,612 00:14:43,381 Both you you, beat it! Both you you, beat it!
263 00:14:52,758 00:14:55,561 Stop that! You're so annoying. Stop that! You're so annoying.
264 00:14:55,561 00:14:59,064 Both: Stop that. You are so annoying. Both: Stop that. You are so annoying.
265 00:15:00,331 00:15:02,367 That's it. Your hour's up. That's it. Your hour's up.
266 00:15:02,367 00:15:03,969 I am out of here. I am out of here.
267 00:15:03,969 00:15:05,003 You can't leave. You can't leave.
268 00:15:05,003 00:15:05,837 We had a deal. We had a deal.
269 00:15:05,837 00:15:07,673 Hey, ghost face. I quit. Hey, ghost face. I quit.
270 00:15:07,673 00:15:12,844 Nothing is worth having to listen to the whiny twins in stereo. Nothing is worth having to listen to the whiny twins in stereo.
271 00:15:16,081 00:15:17,783 Uh, perhaps I was too hasty Uh, perhaps I was too hasty
272 00:15:17,783 00:15:20,819 in moving on to an alliance with katnappé. in moving on to an alliance with katnappé.
273 00:15:20,819 00:15:23,922 You and I make a pretty good team. You and I make a pretty good team.
274 00:15:23,922 00:15:25,056 Have you no shame? Have you no shame?
275 00:15:25,056 00:15:27,893 I don't need you anymore. I got him. I don't need you anymore. I got him.
276 00:15:27,893 00:15:29,995 Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.
277 00:15:31,997 00:15:33,064 What do you say? What do you say?
278 00:15:33,064 00:15:35,501 I do the speaking for both of us. I do the speaking for both of us.
279 00:15:35,501 00:15:38,504 The Shen Gong Wu is ours. The Shen Gong Wu is ours.
280 00:15:40,572 00:15:42,574 I would not count my ducks I would not count my ducks
281 00:15:42,574 00:15:45,110 before they emerge from their shells. before they emerge from their shells.
282 00:15:45,110 00:15:47,312 That wasn't even close. That wasn't even close.
283 00:15:47,312 00:15:49,314 Monkey tree assault. Monkey tree assault.
284 00:15:51,149 00:15:53,719 Yes! It's ours! Yes! It's ours!
285 00:15:55,821 00:15:58,590 Not unless you win it this time. Not unless you win it this time.
286 00:15:59,758 00:16:02,427 That's not fair. It's 2 against one! That's not fair. It's 2 against one!
287 00:16:02,427 00:16:03,562 No, it's not. No, it's not.
288 00:16:03,562 00:16:04,830 I'm a solo act now. I'm a solo act now.
289 00:16:04,830 00:16:05,764 What? What?
290 00:16:05,764 00:16:07,432 I thought we were a team! I thought we were a team!
291 00:16:07,432 00:16:11,903 So I'm showdown crossing you. That's what evil partners do. So I'm showdown crossing you. That's what evil partners do.
292 00:16:11,903 00:16:13,905 Yeah, good point. Yeah, good point.
293 00:16:13,905 00:16:15,841 What now? It's a 3-way tie. What now? It's a 3-way tie.
294 00:16:15,841 00:16:20,078 Well, Dojo, I reckon it's time to check the rule book. Well, Dojo, I reckon it's time to check the rule book.
295 00:16:22,380 00:16:23,582 Here it is. Here it is.
296 00:16:23,582 00:16:26,217 It's called a showdown trio. It's called a showdown trio.
297 00:16:26,217 00:16:27,318 Kinda obvious. Kinda obvious.
298 00:16:27,318 00:16:28,820 I challenge you, Jack Spicer, I challenge you, Jack Spicer,
299 00:16:28,820 00:16:32,791 and also you, Jack Spicer double, to a showdown trio. and also you, Jack Spicer double, to a showdown trio.
300 00:16:32,791 00:16:35,360 Last man standing wins the game. Last man standing wins the game.
301 00:16:35,360 00:16:37,729 I wager the Tongue of Saiping. I wager the Tongue of Saiping.
302 00:16:37,729 00:16:39,497 I wager the Shard of Lightning. I wager the Shard of Lightning.
303 00:16:39,497 00:16:41,132 I wager the Shroud of Shadows. I wager the Shroud of Shadows.
304 00:16:41,132 00:16:44,570 I change my mind. I want the Shroud of Shadows. I change my mind. I want the Shroud of Shadows.
305 00:16:44,570 00:16:46,471 Too late. It's already mine. Too late. It's already mine.
306 00:16:46,471 00:16:50,041 Let's go. Xiaolin Showdown! Let's go. Xiaolin Showdown!
307 00:17:10,328 00:17:13,231 All: Gong Yi Tampai! All: Gong Yi Tampai!
308 00:17:16,635 00:17:18,637 Hey, watch where you're going, Jack. Hey, watch where you're going, Jack.
309 00:17:18,637 00:17:22,107 No. You watch where you're going, Jack. No. You watch where you're going, Jack.
310 00:17:26,277 00:17:29,347 I know your every move before you can make it. I know your every move before you can make it.
311 00:17:29,347 00:17:31,182 Face it. You can't defeat me. Face it. You can't defeat me.
312 00:17:31,182 00:17:34,352 At least I still got the robots on my side. At least I still got the robots on my side.
313 00:17:36,387 00:17:37,889 Robots rule! Robots rule!
314 00:17:37,889 00:17:40,959 You can't trust people, ghosts, or robots. You can't trust people, ghosts, or robots.
315 00:17:40,959 00:17:42,994 Fine. I don't need anyone's help. Fine. I don't need anyone's help.
316 00:17:42,994 00:17:47,132 Hello. I'm ready to showdown here. Hello. I'm ready to showdown here.
317 00:17:48,199 00:17:49,835 Shard of Lightning. Shard of Lightning.
318 00:17:50,902 00:17:52,437 Hey... Hey...
319 00:17:52,437 00:17:54,105 Huh? Huh?
320 00:17:55,907 00:17:59,510 Ooh, I am so scared of you. Ooh, I am so scared of you.
321 00:17:59,510 00:18:00,846 Shroud of Shadows. Shroud of Shadows.
322 00:18:00,846 00:18:02,781 Ha ha. Hee hee. Ha ha. Hee hee.
323 00:18:02,781 00:18:04,515 Hey, where'd he go? Hey, where'd he go?
324 00:18:04,515 00:18:06,818 Uhh! Aah! Uhh! Aah!
325 00:18:18,129 00:18:21,332 Aaahhh! Aaahhh!
326 00:18:25,303 00:18:28,774 Wow! You really are the ultimate evil machine. Wow! You really are the ultimate evil machine.
327 00:18:28,774 00:18:30,842 Looks like you're next, baldy. Looks like you're next, baldy.
328 00:18:30,842 00:18:32,778 You are a formidable opponent. You are a formidable opponent.
329 00:18:32,778 00:18:34,880 I will not underestimate you again. I will not underestimate you again.
330 00:18:34,880 00:18:37,215 Even with your garbage talk. Even with your garbage talk.
331 00:18:37,215 00:18:39,050 Shroud of Shadows! Shroud of Shadows!
332 00:18:39,050 00:18:40,351 Hah! Hah!
333 00:18:41,920 00:18:46,357 Jack Spicer, do you seek revenge on your robot counterpart? Jack Spicer, do you seek revenge on your robot counterpart?
334 00:18:46,357 00:18:48,059 Uh...Yeah. Why not? Uh...Yeah. Why not?
335 00:18:48,059 00:18:52,163 Then tell me, what would you do if it was you I was battling? Then tell me, what would you do if it was you I was battling?
336 00:18:52,163 00:18:56,267 Hmm, first I would sneak up on your left and hit you. Hmm, first I would sneak up on your left and hit you.
337 00:18:56,267 00:18:57,468 Uhh! Oww! Uhh! Oww!
338 00:18:57,468 00:18:59,604 And then I'd sweep-kick you under the feet. And then I'd sweep-kick you under the feet.
339 00:18:59,604 00:19:02,607 And if that didn't work, I'd climb up to the top of the cage And if that didn't work, I'd climb up to the top of the cage
340 00:19:02,607 00:19:03,909 and pounce down on you. and pounce down on you.
341 00:19:03,909 00:19:05,110 Hey! Hey!
342 00:19:05,110 00:19:09,214 I will need more help if I wish to defeat robo-Jack. I will need more help if I wish to defeat robo-Jack.
343 00:19:09,214 00:19:10,481 Tongue of Saiping! Tongue of Saiping!
344 00:19:10,481 00:19:13,084 Hummingbirds. Swarm. Hummingbirds. Swarm.
345 00:19:14,786 00:19:20,291 Shoo! Get away! Aah! Aah! Aah! Shoo! Get away! Aah! Aah! Aah!
346 00:19:20,291 00:19:22,527 Jaguars, pounce. Jaguars, pounce.
347 00:19:22,527 00:19:23,795 Nice Jaguar. Nice Jaguar.
348 00:19:23,795 00:19:25,030 Friendly Jaguar. Friendly Jaguar.
349 00:19:25,030 00:19:28,366 How do you stop an elephant from charging? How do you stop an elephant from charging?
350 00:19:28,366 00:19:29,735 You do not! You do not!
351 00:19:30,535 00:19:32,738 Aah! Aah!
352 00:19:42,814 00:19:45,483 Time to commence with chores. Time to commence with chores.
353 00:19:45,483 00:19:48,153 All: Shard of Lightning. All: Shard of Lightning.
354 00:19:50,021 00:19:53,058 We will be victorious over grime. We will be victorious over grime.
355 00:19:53,058 00:19:56,928 And, Raimundo, no more disappearing acts. And, Raimundo, no more disappearing acts.
356 00:19:56,928 00:20:00,999 We better hurry. Master fung is almost here. We better hurry. Master fung is almost here.
357 00:20:01,967 00:20:04,903 Hah! Hah!
358 00:20:07,906 00:20:11,376 3 seconds. Excellent time. 3 seconds. Excellent time.
359 00:20:11,376 00:20:13,044 That leaves you the rest of the day That leaves you the rest of the day
360 00:20:13,044 00:20:15,446 to complete the other tasks on my list. to complete the other tasks on my list.
361 00:20:17,749 00:20:21,820 Whose bright idea was it to use the shard to save time? Whose bright idea was it to use the shard to save time?