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1 00:00:12,052 00:00:15,040 # I'm amazed at the things that you say # I'm amazed at the things that you say
2 00:00:15,040 00:00:18,024 # I'd heard it all before just another day # I'd heard it all before just another day
3 00:00:18,024 00:00:21,012 # January, February, all the same # January, February, all the same
4 00:00:21,012 00:00:23,060 # March, April, May's coming back again # March, April, May's coming back again
5 00:00:23,060 00:00:26,016 # No way # No way
6 00:00:26,016 00:00:29,052 # Cos it's the worst year of my life again # Cos it's the worst year of my life again
7 00:00:29,052 00:00:32,096 # It's looped around and pulled me back in now # It's looped around and pulled me back in now
8 00:00:32,096 00:00:37,016 # Yesterday has come again, oh, no # Yesterday has come again, oh, no
9 00:00:37,016 00:00:38,084 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
10 00:00:38,084 00:00:41,076 ♪ The worst year of my life again. ♪ ♪ The worst year of my life again. ♪
11 00:00:46,092 00:00:50,088 ALARM CLOCK BUZZES ALARM CLOCK BUZZES
12 00:01:07,088 00:01:11,020 SCHOOL BELL RINGS SCHOOL BELL RINGS
13 00:01:13,076 00:01:17,044 April Fools. Best day of the year. April Fools. Best day of the year.
14 00:01:19,004 00:01:21,072 Interesting. Interesting.
15 00:01:21,072 00:01:24,012 Hey, Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
16 00:01:24,012 00:01:25,080 Hello? Hello?
17 00:01:25,080 00:01:28,072 'Over here, sweetheart.' 'Over here, sweetheart.'
18 00:01:28,072 00:01:30,024 Where are you? Where are you?
19 00:01:30,024 00:01:32,052 'This way.' 'This way.'
20 00:01:32,052 00:01:34,044 I can't see you. I can't see you.
21 00:01:34,044 00:01:36,096 'Big Hannah!' 'Big Hannah!'
22 00:01:36,096 00:01:39,024 Stop it! Stop it!
23 00:01:39,024 00:01:42,080 Hannah's an easy target. Doesn't count. Remember last year? Hannah's an easy target. Doesn't count. Remember last year?
24 00:01:42,080 00:01:45,072 Alice Nguyen with the cream pie in assembly? Crowd goes wild? Alice Nguyen with the cream pie in assembly? Crowd goes wild?
25 00:01:45,072 00:01:49,024 Well, that's going to be me today. Getting a pie in the face? Well, that's going to be me today. Getting a pie in the face?
26 00:01:49,024 00:01:50,096 No, being the king of pranks. No, being the king of pranks.
27 00:01:53,012 00:01:55,092 Boys, boys. That's just violence. Boys, boys. That's just violence.
28 00:01:55,092 00:01:58,088 It's April Fools Day. Show some respect for the occasion. It's April Fools Day. Show some respect for the occasion.
29 00:02:00,008 00:02:02,060 Better. But not as good as... Better. But not as good as...
30 00:02:02,060 00:02:06,040 UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
31 00:02:23,016 00:02:27,008 I thought you said it was crazy hair and casual clothes today? I thought you said it was crazy hair and casual clothes today?
32 00:02:27,008 00:02:29,060 April Fools! April Fools!
33 00:02:31,024 00:02:34,076 What is that?That's my prank dance. What is that?That's my prank dance.
34 00:02:34,076 00:02:38,084 What do you reckon, eh? Pretty funny stuff. What do you reckon, eh? Pretty funny stuff.
35 00:02:38,084 00:02:41,084 It would have been funny if he was carrying a cat. It would have been funny if he was carrying a cat.
36 00:02:41,084 00:02:45,016 See, your problem is, Maddy, you don't have a sense of humour. See, your problem is, Maddy, you don't have a sense of humour.
37 00:02:46,072 00:02:48,016 Never mind, old mate. Never mind, old mate.
38 00:02:48,016 00:02:50,076 By the end of the day you are going to be best friends By the end of the day you are going to be best friends
39 00:02:50,076 00:02:53,004 with the most popular guy in school. with the most popular guy in school.
40 00:02:53,004 00:02:55,024 Simon Birch. Invincible! Simon Birch. Invincible!
41 00:02:55,024 00:02:57,096 Yeah, yeah, you're a genius. Yeah, yeah, you're a genius.
42 00:02:57,096 00:03:01,060 But if Norris sees me out of uniform, I'll get a detention for sure. But if Norris sees me out of uniform, I'll get a detention for sure.
43 00:03:05,096 00:03:09,048 LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
44 00:03:12,068 00:03:15,076 That's it. I'm not falling for any more pranks! That's it. I'm not falling for any more pranks!
45 00:03:17,020 00:03:19,036 Looks like I have competition. Looks like I have competition.
46 00:03:19,036 00:03:22,036 BELL RINGS BELL RINGS
47 00:03:25,024 00:03:26,068 Here. Here.
48 00:03:26,068 00:03:29,004 I got you... I got you...
49 00:03:29,004 00:03:31,044 a spare uniform. a spare uniform.
50 00:03:31,044 00:03:34,052 With Plank Head or something sewn on the back, I bet?Oh, please! With Plank Head or something sewn on the back, I bet?Oh, please!
51 00:03:34,052 00:03:37,004 Who'd be stupid enough to fall for that? Who'd be stupid enough to fall for that?
52 00:03:37,004 00:03:40,068 You know what happens if you get caught out of uniform. You go. You know what happens if you get caught out of uniform. You go.
53 00:03:40,068 00:03:42,080 I'll watch for Norris. I'll watch for Norris.
54 00:03:42,080 00:03:45,036 And I'll watch for magpies.Magpies? And I'll watch for magpies.Magpies?
55 00:03:45,036 00:03:47,072 They can swoop. They can swoop.
56 00:04:00,008 00:04:03,000 These images are rather inappropriate These images are rather inappropriate
57 00:04:03,000 00:04:05,036 but curriculum IS curriculum. but curriculum IS curriculum.
58 00:04:11,060 00:04:13,044 Norris! Norris! What? Norris! Norris! What?
59 00:04:13,044 00:04:15,064 Hide through here. Hide through here.
60 00:04:18,016 00:04:22,032 ..experiences and the changes that happen throughout puberty. ..experiences and the changes that happen throughout puberty.
61 00:04:22,032 00:04:24,068 GIRLS SHRIEK AND GIGGLE GIRLS SHRIEK AND GIGGLE
62 00:04:26,044 00:04:29,008 Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!
63 00:04:30,028 00:04:31,060 SHE WHISTLES SHE WHISTLES
64 00:04:31,060 00:04:33,088 Felicity, turn on the lights at once. Thank you. Felicity, turn on the lights at once. Thank you.
65 00:04:33,088 00:04:37,056 Is that supposed to be some sort of fashion statement? Nice one, Alex! Is that supposed to be some sort of fashion statement? Nice one, Alex!
66 00:04:37,056 00:04:40,028 Oh, for goodness' sake! Oh, for goodness' sake!
67 00:04:43,052 00:04:46,008 Oh, my goodness! Oh! Oh, my goodness! Oh!
68 00:04:47,032 00:04:49,088 Class dismissed. Out you go, all of you. Class dismissed. Out you go, all of you.
69 00:04:49,088 00:04:52,056 I love April Fools. Best class ever. I love April Fools. Best class ever.
70 00:04:52,056 00:04:55,060 Alex King pranked the teacher. That was pretty funny. Alex King pranked the teacher. That was pretty funny.
71 00:04:55,060 00:04:57,004 What a crack up. Hysterical. What a crack up. Hysterical.
72 00:04:57,004 00:04:59,068 Alex King, leave my class immediately! Alex King, leave my class immediately!
73 00:04:59,068 00:05:03,036 Ladies and gentlemen, my partner-in-crime, Mr Alex King. Ladies and gentlemen, my partner-in-crime, Mr Alex King.
74 00:05:03,036 00:05:06,052 Couldn't have done it without him. He deserves a badge. Couldn't have done it without him. He deserves a badge.
75 00:05:08,084 00:05:11,044 King of Prawns?Pranks. It says pranks. King of Prawns?Pranks. It says pranks.
76 00:05:11,044 00:05:13,088 The N looks like a W. No, it doesn't. Shut up. The N looks like a W. No, it doesn't. Shut up.
77 00:05:13,088 00:05:15,084 This is about profile building, This is about profile building,
78 00:05:15,084 00:05:19,004 helping people understand what an amazing prankster I am. helping people understand what an amazing prankster I am.
79 00:05:19,004 00:05:22,068 Simon Birch, King of the Prawns...the Pranks! Simon Birch, King of the Prawns...the Pranks!
80 00:05:24,080 00:05:26,096 Missed, Parker. Missed, Parker.
81 00:05:26,096 00:05:29,052 Wait for it.Oh. Wait for it.Oh.
82 00:05:30,092 00:05:34,060 Rotten. Um, nice touch. Rotten. Um, nice touch.
83 00:05:34,060 00:05:37,008 OK, I'm going to leave you guys with that. OK, I'm going to leave you guys with that.
84 00:05:37,008 00:05:39,056 I will see you after footy training. I will see you after footy training.
85 00:05:41,060 00:05:44,024 That is it. I am not going to get pranked any more. That is it. I am not going to get pranked any more.
86 00:05:44,024 00:05:45,084 Didn't you just say that, Didn't you just say that,
87 00:05:45,084 00:05:47,084 before Simon pranked you into being semi-nude before Simon pranked you into being semi-nude
88 00:05:47,084 00:05:50,032 in front of an all-girls Human Development class? in front of an all-girls Human Development class?
89 00:05:50,032 00:05:53,024 Yes, but that was last time. You know what I'm going to do? Yes, but that was last time. You know what I'm going to do?
90 00:05:53,024 00:05:56,068 Be the bigger man? Rise above it all and keep your dignity? Exactly. Be the bigger man? Rise above it all and keep your dignity? Exactly.
91 00:05:56,068 00:05:59,096 No! No, I'm going to get my prank on. No! No, I'm going to get my prank on.
92 00:05:59,096 00:06:02,044 BELL RINGS BELL RINGS
93 00:06:05,020 00:06:06,068 'Big Hannah!' 'Big Hannah!'
94 00:06:06,068 00:06:08,064 Stop it, stop it, stop it! Stop it, stop it, stop it!
95 00:06:10,064 00:06:12,008 Walkie-talkie in the backpack. Walkie-talkie in the backpack.
96 00:06:12,008 00:06:15,032 Doesn't count as a prank though...apparently. Doesn't count as a prank though...apparently.
97 00:06:15,032 00:06:18,060 Simon is right about one thing. Simon is right about one thing.
98 00:06:18,060 00:06:22,068 A good prank means popularity and popularity means getting noticed. A good prank means popularity and popularity means getting noticed.
99 00:06:22,068 00:06:24,080 By Nicola Grey, I suppose? By Nicola Grey, I suppose?
100 00:06:24,080 00:06:27,028 I never said that. I never said that.
101 00:06:27,028 00:06:29,060 But, yes. But, yes.
102 00:06:29,060 00:06:34,000 You know Simon doesn't actually go to footy training, don't you, Mads? You know Simon doesn't actually go to footy training, don't you, Mads?
103 00:06:34,000 00:06:37,056 He's actually playing Fantasy Wizard Wars in the IT room. He's actually playing Fantasy Wizard Wars in the IT room.
104 00:06:37,056 00:06:42,048 When he comes out, he pretends to be exhausted and thirsty, When he comes out, he pretends to be exhausted and thirsty,
105 00:06:42,048 00:06:45,052 which is where our little friend comes in. Me? which is where our little friend comes in. Me?
106 00:06:45,052 00:06:47,032 The tap. The tap.
107 00:06:47,032 00:06:50,024 He's going to get a surprise, if you catch my... He's going to get a surprise, if you catch my...
108 00:06:50,024 00:06:52,060 He's coming! He's coming!
109 00:06:52,060 00:06:55,020 Tough session today. Yeah. Tough session today. Yeah.
110 00:06:55,020 00:07:00,004 Hydration is really important after a work-out like that. Hydration is really important after a work-out like that.
111 00:07:00,004 00:07:03,000 You should have a drink.I should. You should have a drink.I should.
112 00:07:05,040 00:07:09,028 The secret to my footy performance is in my recovery. The secret to my footy performance is in my recovery.
113 00:07:09,028 00:07:12,000 It's just as important as my work on the track. It's just as important as my work on the track.
114 00:07:13,024 00:07:15,024 What are you doing? What are you doing?
115 00:07:15,024 00:07:17,000 Getting a drink. Getting a drink.
116 00:07:17,000 00:07:19,080 You should just get it from the tap. You should just get it from the tap.
117 00:07:19,080 00:07:23,060 Oh, please. Never, EVER trust a tap on April Fools Day, Alex. Oh, please. Never, EVER trust a tap on April Fools Day, Alex.
118 00:07:23,060 00:07:25,052 Someone will have rigged it. Someone will have rigged it.
119 00:07:25,052 00:07:29,064 Someone will have rigged it and that was me. I rigged the water fountain! Someone will have rigged it and that was me. I rigged the water fountain!
120 00:07:31,000 00:07:33,048 What? What?
121 00:07:33,048 00:07:36,088 You've blown it, Alex King. You've blown it, Alex King.
122 00:07:36,088 00:07:40,060 Ha-ha! Everyone look, it's... it's April Fools! Ha-ha! Everyone look, it's... it's April Fools!
123 00:07:40,060 00:07:42,052 It's... It's...
124 00:07:42,052 00:07:45,072 You appreciate a good joke, right, Loren? It's... You appreciate a good joke, right, Loren? It's...
125 00:07:45,072 00:07:48,008 Tell Nicola how hilarious I am? Prank prevention. Tell Nicola how hilarious I am? Prank prevention.
126 00:07:53,048 00:07:56,028 LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
127 00:08:01,032 00:08:03,024 Why don't YOU ever get pranked? Why don't YOU ever get pranked?
128 00:08:03,024 00:08:05,092 People respect my authority. People respect my authority.
129 00:08:05,092 00:08:08,076 You made that yourself! Shhh! You made that yourself! Shhh!
130 00:08:08,076 00:08:12,048 Jealousy, Alex. It isn't pretty. Jealousy, Alex. It isn't pretty.
131 00:08:23,040 00:08:27,028 Simon got lucky with the taps, but when this classic comes off, Simon got lucky with the taps, but when this classic comes off,
132 00:08:27,028 00:08:30,056 the bell will ring, the whole school will come out, the bell will ring, the whole school will come out,
133 00:08:30,056 00:08:33,060 and everyone will be cheering me, including Nicola. and everyone will be cheering me, including Nicola.
134 00:08:34,080 00:08:37,044 What if Simon doesn't turn up? What if Simon doesn't turn up?
135 00:08:37,044 00:08:39,040 We can't get out now. We can't get out now.
136 00:08:39,040 00:08:41,036 We'll be stuck in here all night. We'll be stuck in here all night.
137 00:08:41,036 00:08:43,016 Just the two of us. Just the two of us.
138 00:08:43,016 00:08:45,088 Nowhere to go, cut off from the world, living on our wits. Nowhere to go, cut off from the world, living on our wits.
139 00:08:45,088 00:08:48,036 Or I could take the trap down.Oh. Or I could take the trap down.Oh.
140 00:08:48,036 00:08:50,088 Anyway, Simon'll come. I texted him. Anyway, Simon'll come. I texted him.
141 00:08:52,088 00:08:55,008 Hey. Simon, there you are. Come in here. Hey. Simon, there you are. Come in here.
142 00:08:55,008 00:08:57,072 I have this great idea for this new prank. I have this great idea for this new prank.
143 00:08:57,072 00:09:00,004 I think the time for pranks is somewhat over now. I think the time for pranks is somewhat over now.
144 00:09:00,004 00:09:04,012 Simon, what's wrong? It's Mr Norris. Is he coming? Simon, what's wrong? It's Mr Norris. Is he coming?
145 00:09:04,012 00:09:07,068 There's been a tragic accident. What? There's been a tragic accident. What?
146 00:09:07,068 00:09:11,068 He was on yard duty, just eating a sandwich. He was on yard duty, just eating a sandwich.
147 00:09:13,032 00:09:15,056 That's when it got him. Magpies? That's when it got him. Magpies?
148 00:09:15,056 00:09:20,040 Worse. Toilet water, ejected from a passing plane. Worse. Toilet water, ejected from a passing plane.
149 00:09:20,040 00:09:22,048 It froze as it fell and grew and grew It froze as it fell and grew and grew
150 00:09:22,048 00:09:26,064 until it was the size of a small horse. until it was the size of a small horse.
151 00:09:26,064 00:09:29,056 Then, boof, squashed him flat as a pancake. Then, boof, squashed him flat as a pancake.
152 00:09:31,048 00:09:34,004 We've all got to go to the hall. Come on. We've all got to go to the hall. Come on.
153 00:09:34,004 00:09:37,092 That is the stupidest thing that I have ever heard. That is the stupidest thing that I have ever heard.
154 00:09:37,092 00:09:39,052 I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere.
155 00:09:39,052 00:09:43,040 When did you turn into such a monster? See, Nicola was right. When did you turn into such a monster? See, Nicola was right.
156 00:09:43,040 00:09:46,084 You don't care about anyone else. Nicola said that about me? You don't care about anyone else. Nicola said that about me?
157 00:09:46,084 00:09:48,088 See? It's all about you. See? It's all about you.
158 00:09:48,088 00:09:51,052 Could you just put your own selfishness on hold for two minutes Could you just put your own selfishness on hold for two minutes
159 00:09:51,052 00:09:52,092 to go and show some respect? to go and show some respect?
160 00:09:52,092 00:09:55,048 Selfish? I'm the one that's selfi... Selfish? I'm the one that's selfi...
161 00:09:58,032 00:09:59,080 April Fools! April Fools!
162 00:09:59,080 00:10:01,064 I made the whole thing up. I made the whole thing up.
163 00:10:01,064 00:10:04,072 Honestly, Alex, you really need to be more careful today. Honestly, Alex, you really need to be more careful today.
164 00:10:04,072 00:10:06,080 At least no-one saw. At least no-one saw.
165 00:10:06,080 00:10:09,024 BELL RINGS BELL RINGS
166 00:10:09,024 00:10:13,080 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
167 00:10:17,004 00:10:21,000 It just came to me. I guess you could call it inspiration. It just came to me. I guess you could call it inspiration.
168 00:10:24,012 00:10:28,004 Let's just get home before it gets any worse. Ah, King. Let's just get home before it gets any worse. Ah, King.
169 00:10:28,004 00:10:31,020 School uniform beneath you, is it? School uniform beneath you, is it?
170 00:10:31,020 00:10:33,028 I'll see you in detention, tomorrow. I'll see you in detention, tomorrow.
171 00:10:33,028 00:10:35,080 Glad to see they unflattened you, sir. Glad to see they unflattened you, sir.
172 00:10:39,076 00:10:43,052 It's April Fools.But why can't we have October Fools Day? It's April Fools.But why can't we have October Fools Day?
173 00:10:43,052 00:10:47,012 Because there's no such thing. Exactly. Nobody would suspect it. Because there's no such thing. Exactly. Nobody would suspect it.
174 00:10:47,012 00:10:50,056 Hey, Alex. Nicola loved your undies prank this morning. Hey, Alex. Nicola loved your undies prank this morning.
175 00:10:50,056 00:10:52,052 She said she'd be at the juice bar after school She said she'd be at the juice bar after school
176 00:10:52,052 00:10:55,020 if you wanted to meet up. if you wanted to meet up.
177 00:10:55,020 00:10:57,016 As if I'm going to fall for that. As if I'm going to fall for that.
178 00:10:57,016 00:11:00,004 Actually, I did hear Nicola say she thought you were really funny. Actually, I did hear Nicola say she thought you were really funny.
179 00:11:00,004 00:11:02,096 She did?Yeah, so maybe you can... She did?Yeah, so maybe you can...
180 00:11:02,096 00:11:05,036 Bye! Bye!
181 00:11:16,012 00:11:18,028 He fell for it. Perfect. He fell for it. Perfect.
182 00:11:18,028 00:11:21,004 That'll teach him to soak me. Ruined my mascara. That'll teach him to soak me. Ruined my mascara.
183 00:11:39,072 00:11:42,032 ALARM CLOCK BUZZES ALARM CLOCK BUZZES
184 00:11:46,052 00:11:49,056 Remember, it's casual clothes and crazy hair day today. Remember, it's casual clothes and crazy hair day today.
185 00:11:49,056 00:11:52,072 'Yeah, I know, I got the e-mail and the reminder text.' 'Yeah, I know, I got the e-mail and the reminder text.'
186 00:11:52,072 00:11:55,040 You did? 'Yeah.' You did? 'Yeah.'
187 00:11:55,040 00:11:56,080 Morning! Morning!
188 00:11:58,040 00:11:59,080 Life-saver. Life-saver.
189 00:11:59,080 00:12:02,068 Always got your back, buddy. Always got your back, buddy.
190 00:12:02,068 00:12:06,008 Alex, I did it. Now you owe me one. I know I do. Alex, I did it. Now you owe me one. I know I do.
191 00:12:07,072 00:12:09,088 Yoghurt? Yoghurt?
192 00:12:09,088 00:12:12,016 SCHOOL BELL RINGS SCHOOL BELL RINGS
193 00:12:16,016 00:12:19,012 April Fools. Best day of the year. April Fools. Best day of the year.
194 00:12:22,064 00:12:25,040 Oh!Hello! Oh!Hello!
195 00:12:27,044 00:12:29,032 And that's just the beginning. And that's just the beginning.
196 00:12:29,032 00:12:30,076 By the end of the day, By the end of the day,
197 00:12:30,076 00:12:33,088 everyone's going to know that I'm the hero prankster in this school. everyone's going to know that I'm the hero prankster in this school.
198 00:12:33,088 00:12:36,088 LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
199 00:12:42,056 00:12:44,020 What a freak! What a freak!
200 00:12:44,020 00:12:45,040 April Fools! April Fools!
201 00:12:45,040 00:12:49,008 You stole my prank. How did... You stole my prank. How did...
202 00:12:49,008 00:12:51,060 Loop year. So unfair! Loop year. So unfair!
203 00:12:53,080 00:12:55,064 That wasn't even a prank! That wasn't even a prank!
204 00:12:55,064 00:12:58,072 Alex, I don't think the universe wanted you to use your loop year Alex, I don't think the universe wanted you to use your loop year
205 00:12:58,072 00:12:59,096 to prank Simon. to prank Simon.
206 00:12:59,096 00:13:02,048 Yeah, it wanted you to use it to prank people who aren't me. Yeah, it wanted you to use it to prank people who aren't me.
207 00:13:02,048 00:13:06,048 Nah. I reckon the universe enjoys a good laugh as much as I do. Nah. I reckon the universe enjoys a good laugh as much as I do.
208 00:13:06,048 00:13:09,008 Your problem, Maddy, is that you don't have a sense of humour. Your problem, Maddy, is that you don't have a sense of humour.
209 00:13:09,008 00:13:10,076 I do so have a sense of humour. I do so have a sense of humour.
210 00:13:10,076 00:13:13,064 I'll believe it when I see it. I'll believe it when I see it.
211 00:13:13,064 00:13:16,032 What are you doing? What are you doing?
212 00:13:21,000 00:13:23,028 Nice try, Stew. Nice try, Stew.
213 00:13:25,084 00:13:29,044 Ah, watch out for Norris. And magpies. Ah, watch out for Norris. And magpies.
214 00:13:29,044 00:13:32,092 No, no, not on April Fools Day. What choice do you have? No, no, not on April Fools Day. What choice do you have?
215 00:13:37,008 00:13:38,088 HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK
216 00:13:38,088 00:13:41,024 What is that?! What is that?!
217 00:13:41,024 00:13:43,016 It's a cough, sorry. It's a cough, sorry.
218 00:13:43,016 00:13:47,000 Right, if you say so. Does it fit? I suppose. Right, if you say so. Does it fit? I suppose.
219 00:13:47,000 00:13:49,020 Hurry up. Hurry up.
220 00:13:54,096 00:13:57,092 All right, plank head? What'd you call me? All right, plank head? What'd you call me?
221 00:13:57,092 00:14:01,020 How's it going, plank head? Who are you calling plank head? How's it going, plank head? Who are you calling plank head?
222 00:14:01,020 00:14:04,020 What are you getting so upset about, plank head? What are you getting so upset about, plank head?
223 00:14:04,020 00:14:06,012 What's going on here? What's going on here?
224 00:14:06,012 00:14:09,008 Simon, your jumper. Jumper. Simon, your jumper. Jumper.
225 00:14:11,048 00:14:14,036 No-one does that joke any more. It's antique. No-one does that joke any more. It's antique.
226 00:14:14,036 00:14:17,056 Yeah, and who'd be dumb enough to fall for it, eh, Simon? Yeah, and who'd be dumb enough to fall for it, eh, Simon?
227 00:14:17,056 00:14:20,052 April Fools! Thank you. Thank you. April Fools! Thank you. Thank you.
228 00:14:20,052 00:14:23,008 APPLAUSE APPLAUSE
229 00:14:23,008 00:14:25,048 What's that for? What's that for?
230 00:14:29,040 00:14:32,008 Now, THAT is what the loop year should be used for. Now, THAT is what the loop year should be used for.
231 00:14:32,008 00:14:34,036 Protecting me from pranks. Protecting me from pranks.
232 00:14:34,036 00:14:35,092 Get out of the way, plank head. Get out of the way, plank head.
233 00:14:35,092 00:14:39,044 Not wearing the jumper any more. What jumper? Not wearing the jumper any more. What jumper?
234 00:14:52,048 00:14:54,084 April Fool! April Fool!
235 00:14:54,084 00:14:56,076 It's a shoe. It's a shoe.
236 00:14:58,004 00:14:59,092 A LEFT shoe. A LEFT shoe.
237 00:14:59,092 00:15:02,056 And you said I had no sense of humour. And you said I had no sense of humour.
238 00:15:02,056 00:15:05,080 Yeah, it's not really a prank. Yeah, it's not really a prank.
239 00:15:05,080 00:15:08,000 I'll show you a prank. I'll show you a prank.
240 00:15:12,052 00:15:15,052 You're such a good friend sometimes. You're such a good friend sometimes.
241 00:15:18,040 00:15:22,008 Right, ready to go? Right, ready to go?
242 00:15:22,008 00:15:24,064 OK, this recipe, OK, this recipe,
243 00:15:24,064 00:15:28,092 rather inappropriate I think, but curriculum is curriculum, rather inappropriate I think, but curriculum is curriculum,
244 00:15:28,092 00:15:30,076 now needs icing. now needs icing.
245 00:15:30,076 00:15:33,012 No pranks so far. No pranks so far.
246 00:15:34,040 00:15:36,036 Add some water. Add some water.
247 00:15:44,084 00:15:47,084 Oh, my goodness! Oh, what's happened? Oh, my goodness! Oh, what's happened?
248 00:15:47,084 00:15:50,092 Bicarbonate of soda and vinegar. Classic. Bicarbonate of soda and vinegar. Classic.
249 00:15:52,064 00:15:54,092 I've seen better. I've seen better.
250 00:15:54,092 00:15:58,020 Stop doing that. Stop doing that.
251 00:15:58,020 00:16:00,036 LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
252 00:16:00,036 00:16:02,040 I don't think it's going to stop. I don't think it's going to stop.
253 00:16:02,040 00:16:04,092 Class is cancelled! Ooh! Class is cancelled! Ooh!
254 00:16:04,092 00:16:07,080 I love April Fools.Best class ever! I love April Fools.Best class ever!
255 00:16:07,080 00:16:11,024 Just you wait, girls. Just you wait, girls.
256 00:16:18,068 00:16:22,004 This is it, Maddy. For once, the loop year's being my friend. This is it, Maddy. For once, the loop year's being my friend.
257 00:16:22,004 00:16:25,008 The bell will go and everyone will come out and they'll cheer me. The bell will go and everyone will come out and they'll cheer me.
258 00:16:25,008 00:16:27,028 By everyone, you mean Nicola Grey? By everyone, you mean Nicola Grey?
259 00:16:27,028 00:16:30,048 I never said that, but, yes. I never said that, but, yes.
260 00:16:45,004 00:16:48,028 It just exploded! I couldn't stop it! It just exploded! I couldn't stop it!
261 00:16:56,064 00:16:59,016 Alex King pranked the teacher. That's pretty funny. Alex King pranked the teacher. That's pretty funny.
262 00:16:59,016 00:17:01,008 What a crack up.Hysterical. What a crack up.Hysterical.
263 00:17:01,008 00:17:04,088 Give me the badge. I don't know what you're talking about.Quickly! Give me the badge. I don't know what you're talking about.Quickly!
264 00:17:06,092 00:17:11,048 You deserve this. Hitting tennis balls at people? You're a genius! You deserve this. Hitting tennis balls at people? You're a genius!
265 00:17:18,028 00:17:19,068 Howe! Howe!
266 00:17:19,068 00:17:21,068 I know! King of Prawns! I know! King of Prawns!
267 00:17:21,068 00:17:25,004 Pranks. It says pranks. Really? Pranks. It says pranks. Really?
268 00:17:25,004 00:17:28,012 The N looks like a W. No, it doesn't. Shut up. The N looks like a W. No, it doesn't. Shut up.
269 00:17:28,012 00:17:30,084 Howe! Howe!
270 00:17:35,064 00:17:37,080 Howe! Howe!
271 00:17:37,080 00:17:40,044 You are in so much trouble! You are in so much trouble!
272 00:17:40,044 00:17:46,048 So, if it's not your bat, why does it have the word Howe on it? So, if it's not your bat, why does it have the word Howe on it?
273 00:17:46,048 00:17:48,052 This is not what the loop year's for. This is not what the loop year's for.
274 00:17:48,052 00:17:51,000 Who are you to say what the loop year's for? Who are you to say what the loop year's for?
275 00:17:51,000 00:17:53,048 Last time, you tricked me into winding up naked Last time, you tricked me into winding up naked
276 00:17:53,048 00:17:56,028 in front of the all-girls sex ed class.Did I? in front of the all-girls sex ed class.Did I?
277 00:17:56,028 00:18:00,036 Did everyone love me? All I'm trying to do is set things right. Did everyone love me? All I'm trying to do is set things right.
278 00:18:00,036 00:18:02,072 No, you're not. You're using the inside knowledge No, you're not. You're using the inside knowledge
279 00:18:02,072 00:18:04,072 of the space time continuum to get ahead. of the space time continuum to get ahead.
280 00:18:04,072 00:18:06,028 So what if I am? So what if I am?
281 00:18:06,028 00:18:09,000 What's wrong with everyone cheering me for once instead of him? What's wrong with everyone cheering me for once instead of him?
282 00:18:09,000 00:18:13,032 I got cheered? Hang on, you're taking my cheers. I got cheered? Hang on, you're taking my cheers.
283 00:18:13,032 00:18:16,004 It's not right, Alex. You're turning into him. It's not right, Alex. You're turning into him.
284 00:18:16,004 00:18:18,064 Cocky, selfish and mean. Cocky, selfish and mean.
285 00:18:18,064 00:18:20,024 I wouldn't say I was mean. I wouldn't say I was mean.
286 00:18:20,024 00:18:22,064 You need to lighten up. You need to lighten up.
287 00:18:22,064 00:18:24,064 ♪ Invincible the day. ♪ ♪ Invincible the day. ♪
288 00:18:24,064 00:18:27,068 Who sings like that? It's not even a proper tune. Who sings like that? It's not even a proper tune.
289 00:18:27,068 00:18:31,032 He's out of control. You know what you need to do. He's out of control. You know what you need to do.
290 00:18:31,032 00:18:35,036 I know, I know, rise above it, be the bigger man, keep my dignity. I know, I know, rise above it, be the bigger man, keep my dignity.
291 00:18:35,036 00:18:37,044 No. No.
292 00:18:37,044 00:18:39,052 You're going to get your prank on. You're going to get your prank on.
293 00:18:39,052 00:18:41,032 Yeah! Yeah!
294 00:18:41,032 00:18:43,024 He's on his way. He's on his way.
295 00:18:44,068 00:18:46,080 Isn't there footy training on? Isn't there footy training on?
296 00:18:46,080 00:18:49,020 Ah, no, no. Ah, no, no.
297 00:18:49,020 00:18:51,012 I, um, I was carrying them a bit, I, um, I was carrying them a bit,
298 00:18:51,012 00:18:55,056 so I let them train without me so they can develop their leadership. so I let them train without me so they can develop their leadership.
299 00:18:55,056 00:18:58,012 Will you be gracing the Goblin's Foundry with your magicks Will you be gracing the Goblin's Foundry with your magicks
300 00:18:58,012 00:19:02,000 this luncheon day, O' Groldmere, the Grone? this luncheon day, O' Groldmere, the Grone?
301 00:19:02,000 00:19:03,096 No. Go away. No. Go away.
302 00:19:07,048 00:19:08,072 I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is.
303 00:19:08,072 00:19:10,092 He's coming, he's coming. He's coming, he's coming.
304 00:19:12,044 00:19:15,048 Simon, Simon, Simon. Really? Simon, Simon, Simon. Really?
305 00:19:17,000 00:19:18,052 Oh, that is unfair. Oh, that is unfair.
306 00:19:18,052 00:19:20,092 Shouldn't the universe be punishing him or something? Shouldn't the universe be punishing him or something?
307 00:19:20,092 00:19:24,028 He's using his knowledge to ruin my pranks! Shhh! He's using his knowledge to ruin my pranks! Shhh!
308 00:19:24,028 00:19:26,056 Jealousy, Simon. It's not pretty. Jealousy, Simon. It's not pretty.
309 00:19:26,056 00:19:29,044 And remember, you're not just talking to the new king of pranks, And remember, you're not just talking to the new king of pranks,
310 00:19:29,044 00:19:32,044 you're also talking to the invincible king of the loop year. you're also talking to the invincible king of the loop year.
311 00:19:32,044 00:19:37,024 And this king is just a little too smart to be setting off tripwires. And this king is just a little too smart to be setting off tripwires.
312 00:19:37,024 00:19:40,024 No, but you're certainly stupid enough to stand under the bucket! No, but you're certainly stupid enough to stand under the bucket!
313 00:19:44,036 00:19:48,028 I got him! I mean, I had to set it off myself, but that still counts. I got him! I mean, I had to set it off myself, but that still counts.
314 00:19:48,028 00:19:50,040 That still counts. I never said it didn't. That still counts. I never said it didn't.
315 00:19:50,040 00:19:53,000 At least it's just water. At least it's just water.
316 00:19:53,000 00:19:55,068 Last time round you got me with green slime, so I'm still one up. Last time round you got me with green slime, so I'm still one up.
317 00:19:55,068 00:19:59,072 Slime, that would have been great. I'm still sopping wet.Oh. Slime, that would have been great. I'm still sopping wet.Oh.
318 00:20:04,024 00:20:06,096 There you go. Where did you get these? There you go. Where did you get these?
319 00:20:06,096 00:20:08,096 Lost property. Lost property.
320 00:20:08,096 00:20:12,008 Oh, when would I have time to make up a prank uniform? Oh, when would I have time to make up a prank uniform?
321 00:20:23,004 00:20:24,076 Norris! Norris! Norris! Norris!
322 00:20:24,076 00:20:27,028 Let me guess, a block of ice fell on his head.What? Let me guess, a block of ice fell on his head.What?
323 00:20:27,028 00:20:29,084 Orchestra, I hope you're in your places and you're tuned up! Orchestra, I hope you're in your places and you're tuned up!
324 00:20:29,084 00:20:31,096 Hide through there! Hide through there!
325 00:20:37,024 00:20:41,004 ORCHESTRA TUNES UP ORCHESTRA TUNES UP
326 00:20:45,072 00:20:49,088 OK, quiet now and ready to go... OK, quiet now and ready to go...
327 00:20:49,088 00:20:52,004 King? King?
328 00:20:53,016 00:20:54,044 King! King!
329 00:20:54,044 00:20:56,068 King, surrender now.Simon! King, surrender now.Simon!
330 00:20:56,068 00:20:59,016 King.Simon! King.Simon!
331 00:20:59,016 00:21:00,076 King, what are you... King, what are you...
332 00:21:00,076 00:21:03,084 King, King! Come back here now! King, King! Come back here now!
333 00:21:03,084 00:21:06,068 King, I'm warning you! King, I'm warning you!
334 00:21:06,068 00:21:10,008 King! Don't move a muscle! King! Don't move a muscle!
335 00:21:10,008 00:21:13,096 When I get my hands on you! King! When I get my hands on you! King!
336 00:21:13,096 00:21:16,060 Did I stay stop? Play on! Did I stay stop? Play on!
337 00:21:19,056 00:21:21,028 LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
338 00:21:21,028 00:21:24,084 Is that some sort of fashion statement? Nice, one Alex! Is that some sort of fashion statement? Nice, one Alex!
339 00:21:36,048 00:21:40,092 Ladies and gentlemen, my partner-in-crime, Mr Alex King. Ladies and gentlemen, my partner-in-crime, Mr Alex King.
340 00:21:40,092 00:21:42,048 Couldn't have done it without him. Couldn't have done it without him.
341 00:21:42,048 00:21:43,080 APPLAUSE APPLAUSE
342 00:21:43,080 00:21:46,000 They love me. They love me.
343 00:21:46,000 00:21:47,080 I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say.
344 00:21:47,080 00:21:49,056 I guess I'd better thank my parents, I guess I'd better thank my parents,
345 00:21:49,056 00:21:53,092 and if I've got any advice for any of you younger pranksters out there... and if I've got any advice for any of you younger pranksters out there...
346 00:21:55,040 00:21:57,076 Never trust a tap on April Fools Day. Never trust a tap on April Fools Day.
347 00:21:57,076 00:22:00,072 LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
348 00:22:06,080 00:22:09,096 Great day. A classic. Great day. A classic.
349 00:22:09,096 00:22:12,068 Though I was surprised to get the bucket of water away at the end. Though I was surprised to get the bucket of water away at the end.
350 00:22:12,068 00:22:13,092 Were you? Were you?
351 00:22:13,092 00:22:16,096 Well, yeah, it's not every day that a classic prank like that Well, yeah, it's not every day that a classic prank like that
352 00:22:16,096 00:22:18,076 just lands in your lap. just lands in your lap.
353 00:22:18,076 00:22:21,024 I actually thought you were developing as a prankster. I actually thought you were developing as a prankster.
354 00:22:21,024 00:22:23,064 Good team, though, you and me. Good team, though, you and me.
355 00:22:23,064 00:22:26,012 Prankster and prankee. Prankster and prankee.
356 00:22:26,012 00:22:29,032 The crowd loves us. Well, me mainly. The crowd loves us. Well, me mainly.
357 00:22:29,032 00:22:32,032 Well done. I know it's important to you. Well done. I know it's important to you.
358 00:22:34,036 00:22:35,076 Gosh, I've got to go, Gosh, I've got to go,
359 00:22:35,076 00:22:39,016 to go and do things completely unrelated to wizardry. to go and do things completely unrelated to wizardry.
360 00:22:40,052 00:22:44,060 Got a bit cocky there, didn't I? Abused the loop year. Yep. Got a bit cocky there, didn't I? Abused the loop year. Yep.
361 00:22:45,096 00:22:48,000 Yeah, pranking's not really my thing anyway. Yeah, pranking's not really my thing anyway.
362 00:22:48,000 00:22:50,028 That's not a bad thing. That's not a bad thing.
363 00:22:50,028 00:22:52,060 Oh, I got you a present. Oh, I got you a present.
364 00:22:55,004 00:22:56,068 It's a book. It's a book.
365 00:22:56,068 00:22:58,028 With a comb in it. With a comb in it.
366 00:22:58,028 00:23:00,064 A comb in a book! A comb in a book!
367 00:23:00,064 00:23:02,076 How is that funny? How is that funny?
368 00:23:02,076 00:23:05,068 Why don't we laugh at the same things any more? Why don't we laugh at the same things any more?
369 00:23:05,068 00:23:08,008 Remember that holiday when we saw that shoe Remember that holiday when we saw that shoe
370 00:23:08,008 00:23:10,052 and we laughed about it every day? and we laughed about it every day?
371 00:23:10,052 00:23:13,052 You don't laugh at that stuff much now. You don't laugh at that stuff much now.
372 00:23:13,052 00:23:16,020 Oh, oh, it's a comb in a book. Oh, oh, it's a comb in a book.
373 00:23:16,020 00:23:18,060 I get it now. You're a genius. I get it now. You're a genius.
374 00:23:20,000 00:23:23,036 Hey, Alex, Nicola loved your stink bomb this morning. Really? Hey, Alex, Nicola loved your stink bomb this morning. Really?
375 00:23:23,036 00:23:26,020 She'll be waiting at the juice bar after school if you want to meet up. She'll be waiting at the juice bar after school if you want to meet up.
376 00:23:26,020 00:23:28,044 Thanks. Thanks.
377 00:23:29,072 00:23:31,020 You should go. You should go.
378 00:23:31,020 00:23:34,000 No, it doesn't end well. Been there before. No, it doesn't end well. Been there before.
379 00:23:34,000 00:23:37,056 Actually, I did hear Nicola say she thought you were really funny. Actually, I did hear Nicola say she thought you were really funny.
380 00:23:37,056 00:23:40,064 So maybe the universe is doing something nice for you for once. So maybe the universe is doing something nice for you for once.
381 00:23:40,064 00:23:44,020 How about we just do something? See if we can't find another shoe. How about we just do something? See if we can't find another shoe.
382 00:23:44,020 00:23:46,068 Do you really think it could happen twice in one lifetime? Do you really think it could happen twice in one lifetime?
383 00:23:46,068 00:23:49,020 You never know. You never know.
384 00:23:58,072 00:24:01,044 You've blown it, Alex King. You've blown it, Alex King.
385 00:24:04,060 00:24:07,036 Yeah, yeah, you're a genius. But if Lawrence... Yeah, yeah, you're a genius. But if Lawrence...
386 00:24:07,036 00:24:09,028 HE LAUGHS HE LAUGHS
387 00:24:09,028 00:24:11,080 Keep rolling, here we go, please. Keep rolling, here we go, please.
388 00:24:11,080 00:24:14,036 Great day. A classic. Great day. A classic.
389 00:24:14,036 00:24:17,032 THEY GIGGLE THEY GIGGLE
390 00:24:19,048 00:24:22,020 Last time round, Simon tricked me into winding up... Last time round, Simon tricked me into winding up...
391 00:24:22,020 00:24:25,016 THEY LAUGH THEY LAUGH