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1 00:00:02,000 00:00:05,004 SCHOOL BELL RINGS SCHOOL BELL RINGS
2 00:00:12,052 00:00:15,004 # I'm amazed at the things that you say # I'm amazed at the things that you say
3 00:00:15,004 00:00:16,072 # I'd heard it all before # I'd heard it all before
4 00:00:16,072 00:00:18,036 # Just another day # Just another day
5 00:00:18,036 00:00:20,084 # January, February all the same # January, February all the same
6 00:00:20,084 00:00:23,032 # March, April, May's coming back again # March, April, May's coming back again
7 00:00:23,032 00:00:26,052 # Oh, why? # Oh, why?
8 00:00:26,052 00:00:29,088 # Cos it's the worst year of my life again # Cos it's the worst year of my life again
9 00:00:29,088 00:00:32,060 # It's looped around and pulled me back in # It's looped around and pulled me back in
10 00:00:32,060 00:00:35,000 # Now yesterday has come again # Now yesterday has come again
11 00:00:35,000 00:00:37,016 # Oh, no # Oh, no
12 00:00:37,016 00:00:38,084 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
13 00:00:38,084 00:00:41,080 ♪ Worst year of my life again. ♪ ♪ Worst year of my life again. ♪
14 00:00:46,088 00:00:52,032 ALARM RINGS ALARM RINGS
15 00:00:58,068 00:01:01,028 Valentine's Day. It's so stupid! Valentine's Day. It's so stupid!
16 00:01:01,028 00:01:03,036 It doesn't even mean anything. It doesn't even mean anything.
17 00:01:03,036 00:01:06,032 Just invented by card manufacturers to sell cards. Just invented by card manufacturers to sell cards.
18 00:01:06,032 00:01:09,004 Didn't get any, then?I didn't want any. Didn't get any, then?I didn't want any.
19 00:01:09,004 00:01:10,096 The whole thing's just a big con. The whole thing's just a big con.
20 00:01:10,096 00:01:13,040 Only losers care about Valentine's Day. Only losers care about Valentine's Day.
21 00:01:13,040 00:01:15,068 The home room is going to look amazing. The home room is going to look amazing.
22 00:01:15,068 00:01:19,040 I still can't believe the school doesn't want to do anything. I still can't believe the school doesn't want to do anything.
23 00:01:19,040 00:01:22,072 Valentine's Day is the most important day of the year. Valentine's Day is the most important day of the year.
24 00:01:22,072 00:01:25,000 Nicola, how many cards did you get? Nicola, how many cards did you get?
25 00:01:25,000 00:01:28,004 You're going to buy her a card, aren't you? You're going to buy her a card, aren't you?
26 00:01:28,004 00:01:30,060 "My heart is acking for you." "My heart is acking for you."
27 00:01:30,060 00:01:31,084 What's that mean? What's that mean?
28 00:01:31,084 00:01:33,068 It's not acking, it's aching. It's not acking, it's aching.
29 00:01:33,068 00:01:36,016 Only I spelled it A-dot-King. As in Alex King Only I spelled it A-dot-King. As in Alex King
30 00:01:36,016 00:01:38,088 because you can't put your real name on the card. because you can't put your real name on the card.
31 00:01:38,088 00:01:40,036 So, you just leave a clue. So, you just leave a clue.
32 00:01:40,036 00:01:43,000 Yeah, but wouldn't she actually have to know Yeah, but wouldn't she actually have to know
33 00:01:43,000 00:01:44,088 your real name for that to work? your real name for that to work?
34 00:01:44,088 00:01:46,024 Look, face it, mate. Look, face it, mate.
35 00:01:46,024 00:01:48,056 You're not even on her radar. You're not even on her radar.
36 00:01:54,000 00:01:55,048 I will be after this. I will be after this.
37 00:01:55,048 00:01:58,060 Yeah. She'll be all, "Hey, there's that boy Yeah. She'll be all, "Hey, there's that boy
38 00:01:58,060 00:02:01,084 "who got me that really small, really cheap card. "who got me that really small, really cheap card.
39 00:02:01,084 00:02:03,044 "And can't spell aching." "And can't spell aching."
40 00:02:03,044 00:02:05,036 Oh, it's A-C-H... Oh, it's A-C-H...
41 00:02:05,036 00:02:07,092 I know how to spell aching, Maddy. I know how to spell aching, Maddy.
42 00:02:07,092 00:02:09,068 This was all I could afford. This was all I could afford.
43 00:02:09,068 00:02:11,056 Size doesn't matter, anyway. Size doesn't matter, anyway.
44 00:02:11,056 00:02:14,068 Maddy, if you were a girl, you'd be happy with this. Maddy, if you were a girl, you'd be happy with this.
45 00:02:14,068 00:02:15,080 Yes.See? Yes.See?
46 00:02:15,080 00:02:19,004 Now all I have to do is get it to her before class. Now all I have to do is get it to her before class.
47 00:02:19,004 00:02:22,032 Then, even if she gets loads more... Which she will. Then, even if she gets loads more... Which she will.
48 00:02:22,032 00:02:25,024 ..she'll always remember that mine was the first. ..she'll always remember that mine was the first.
49 00:02:25,024 00:02:27,032 I just have to sneak it in her locker I just have to sneak it in her locker
50 00:02:27,032 00:02:30,004 before she gets her books out. Oh, it won't work. before she gets her books out. Oh, it won't work.
51 00:02:30,004 00:02:33,068 You can't fit anything under them. I just checked mine. No cards. You can't fit anything under them. I just checked mine. No cards.
52 00:02:33,068 00:02:36,008 Maybe that's because nobody sent you any. Maybe that's because nobody sent you any.
53 00:02:36,008 00:02:38,008 As if! Nah, the doors are too long. As if! Nah, the doors are too long.
54 00:02:38,008 00:02:40,036 You can't fit anything under them. You can't fit anything under them.
55 00:02:40,036 00:02:42,056 And there you go. And, perfect. And there you go. And, perfect.
56 00:02:42,056 00:02:44,048 And that's not my locker. And that's not my locker.
57 00:02:44,048 00:02:46,080 What? What?
58 00:02:49,092 00:02:52,024 Great. Thank you. It's too late now. Great. Thank you. It's too late now.
59 00:02:52,024 00:02:54,016 Thank you very much, Simon. Thank you very much, Simon.
60 00:02:54,016 00:02:55,080 So, whose locker is it? So, whose locker is it?
61 00:02:55,080 00:02:59,016 Oh, it's Parker's.How would you know that? Oh, it's Parker's.How would you know that?
62 00:02:59,016 00:03:00,084 He's opening it now. He's opening it now.
63 00:03:06,096 00:03:09,044 What are you doing down there? Dunno. What are you doing down there? Dunno.
64 00:03:09,044 00:03:11,060 What am I doing down here, King? What am I doing down here, King?
65 00:03:11,060 00:03:13,012 Ahh, beating me up? Ahh, beating me up?
66 00:03:13,012 00:03:15,060 Good guess. Good guess.
67 00:03:15,060 00:03:16,084 HE CLICKS FINGERS HE CLICKS FINGERS
68 00:03:22,008 00:03:24,064 That showed him. LAUGHTER That showed him. LAUGHTER
69 00:03:26,088 00:03:28,076 Good job they legged it. Good job they legged it.
70 00:03:28,076 00:03:30,088 I was just about to step in. I was just about to step in.
71 00:03:30,088 00:03:34,020 You've got detention this afternoon, haven't you, King? You've got detention this afternoon, haven't you, King?
72 00:03:34,020 00:03:35,072 No, sir, I don't think so. No, sir, I don't think so.
73 00:03:35,072 00:03:37,024 Think again. Think again.
74 00:03:37,024 00:03:38,076 Get to work. Get to work.
75 00:03:38,076 00:03:41,028 Move! Move!
76 00:03:41,028 00:03:43,004 I rescued the card. I rescued the card.
77 00:03:43,004 00:03:44,092 Brilliant. Thanks, Madds. Brilliant. Thanks, Madds.
78 00:03:44,092 00:03:46,040 Maddy? Maddy?
79 00:03:50,068 00:03:52,056 Come on, I've got a plan. Come on, I've got a plan.
80 00:03:59,024 00:04:03,000 The card he got you was so cute, though!I know! The card he got you was so cute, though!I know!
81 00:04:03,000 00:04:05,008 What's he doing? What's he doing?
82 00:04:06,088 00:04:09,084 What did he get you for Valentine's Day? What did he get you for Valentine's Day?
83 00:04:09,084 00:04:11,088 Chocolates... Chocolates...
84 00:04:11,088 00:04:13,000 and flowers... and flowers...
85 00:04:14,016 00:04:15,084 I don't kiss and tell. I don't kiss and tell.
86 00:04:17,092 00:04:20,000 CRUNCH CRUNCH
87 00:04:20,000 00:04:22,084 CRACK, CRACK CRACK, CRACK
88 00:04:22,084 00:04:23,092 It's very red. It's very red.
89 00:04:23,092 00:04:25,096 That's what happens when someone stands on it. That's what happens when someone stands on it.
90 00:04:25,096 00:04:27,020 Love hurts. Love hurts.
91 00:04:27,020 00:04:28,064 Shut up! Shut up!
92 00:04:28,064 00:04:30,032 Hey, Nicola, what time's netball? Hey, Nicola, what time's netball?
93 00:04:30,032 00:04:33,000 Oh, this is perfect. Maddy, you take the card Oh, this is perfect. Maddy, you take the card
94 00:04:33,000 00:04:35,024 and slip it under the toilet cubicle. and slip it under the toilet cubicle.
95 00:04:35,024 00:04:37,092 No way. I don't want to go in those toilets.Why not? No way. I don't want to go in those toilets.Why not?
96 00:04:37,092 00:04:41,004 The hand dryer. It looks like an angry face. It freaks me out. The hand dryer. It looks like an angry face. It freaks me out.
97 00:04:41,004 00:04:43,084 When you go to turn it on, it sounds like it's screaming. When you go to turn it on, it sounds like it's screaming.
98 00:04:43,084 00:04:45,004 It's like... It's like...
99 00:04:45,004 00:04:46,048 "Whoosh, ahh! Whoosh, ahh! "Whoosh, ahh! Whoosh, ahh!
100 00:04:46,048 00:04:48,024 "Whoosh, ahh! Ahhh!" "Whoosh, ahh! Ahhh!"
101 00:04:48,024 00:04:49,088 Right. Fine. Right. Fine.
102 00:04:49,088 00:04:51,096 I'll do it, but you two keep watch. I'll do it, but you two keep watch.
103 00:04:57,060 00:05:00,024 If any girls come, you have to distract them. If any girls come, you have to distract them.
104 00:05:00,024 00:05:01,068 No problem. No problem.
105 00:05:01,068 00:05:04,036 I have a brilliant distraction technique. I have a brilliant distraction technique.
106 00:05:23,036 00:05:25,040 What are you doing in the girls' toilets! What are you doing in the girls' toilets!
107 00:05:25,040 00:05:28,012 You creepy weirdo. Get out! You creepy weirdo. Get out!
108 00:05:30,028 00:05:32,020 Erm, Erm,
109 00:05:32,020 00:05:33,048 who were you shouting at? who were you shouting at?
110 00:05:33,048 00:05:34,092 Alex King. Alex King.
111 00:05:41,076 00:05:43,028 What are you doing? What are you doing?
112 00:05:43,028 00:05:44,076 He pretended to faint. He pretended to faint.
113 00:05:44,076 00:05:45,092 Why? Why?
114 00:05:45,092 00:05:47,028 Distraction technique. Distraction technique.
115 00:05:47,028 00:05:48,036 Did it work? Did it work?
116 00:05:48,036 00:05:49,068 Just get up. Just get up.
117 00:05:51,080 00:05:54,000 Alex, do you think Nicola is, Alex, do you think Nicola is,
118 00:05:54,000 00:05:56,012 you know, your type? you know, your type?
119 00:05:56,012 00:05:58,048 She is the hottest girl in school. She is the hottest girl in school.
120 00:05:58,048 00:06:00,036 Yep, she's my type. Yep, she's my type.
121 00:06:00,036 00:06:02,048 I heard she's got a real temper. I heard she's got a real temper.
122 00:06:02,048 00:06:04,096 Someone nudged her once when she was putting on lip gloss, Someone nudged her once when she was putting on lip gloss,
123 00:06:04,096 00:06:07,080 so she tried to stuff them in their own backpack. so she tried to stuff them in their own backpack.
124 00:06:07,080 00:06:09,080 And it was a very small backpack, Alex. And it was a very small backpack, Alex.
125 00:06:09,080 00:06:11,016 Very small. Very small.
126 00:06:11,016 00:06:12,096 That's not true. That's not true.
127 00:06:12,096 00:06:15,016 And even if it was, it's a good thing. And even if it was, it's a good thing.
128 00:06:15,016 00:06:16,088 It means that she's edgy. It means that she's edgy.
129 00:06:16,088 00:06:18,096 Edgy, blonde, Edgy, blonde,
130 00:06:18,096 00:06:20,008 beautiful. beautiful.
131 00:06:20,008 00:06:23,016 Fast.Yeah, that, too. Fast.Yeah, that, too.
132 00:06:23,016 00:06:27,036 Yeah, great day. Thanks. I'll tell you about it later Yeah, great day. Thanks. I'll tell you about it later
133 00:06:27,036 00:06:29,060 Oh, no! Nicola wasn't in there! Oh, no! Nicola wasn't in there!
134 00:06:33,012 00:06:35,092 SCHOOL BELL RINGS SCHOOL BELL RINGS
135 00:06:53,020 00:06:55,024 QUIET CHATTER QUIET CHATTER
136 00:06:55,024 00:06:56,092 Ooh! Ooh!
137 00:06:56,092 00:06:57,096 Let's see. Let's see.
138 00:06:59,060 00:07:02,084 So cute! So cute!
139 00:07:02,084 00:07:04,080 I knew she'd get loads. I knew she'd get loads.
140 00:07:04,080 00:07:08,024 I bet you whoever got her one first is her favourite. I bet you whoever got her one first is her favourite.
141 00:07:08,024 00:07:10,056 I bet it's bigger than the one you got her. I bet it's bigger than the one you got her.
142 00:07:10,056 00:07:13,024 Bigger. Bigger.
143 00:07:13,024 00:07:15,000 Bigger. Bigger.
144 00:07:15,000 00:07:16,028 That's it! That's it!
145 00:07:16,028 00:07:18,012 I need to go bigger. I need to go bigger.
146 00:07:18,012 00:07:19,068 Forget cards. Forget cards.
147 00:07:19,068 00:07:21,048 Do a big romantic gesture. Do a big romantic gesture.
148 00:07:21,048 00:07:24,064 Girls love romantic gestures, don't they? Girls love romantic gestures, don't they?
149 00:07:24,064 00:07:26,068 Get some flowers, and voila! Get some flowers, and voila!
150 00:07:26,068 00:07:28,044 I get the girl. I get the girl.
151 00:07:28,044 00:07:30,008 No, no, don't get it. No, no, don't get it.
152 00:07:30,008 00:07:31,084 What am I doing again? What am I doing again?
153 00:07:31,084 00:07:33,032 Look, it's simple. Look, it's simple.
154 00:07:33,032 00:07:36,016 Nicola always goes to netball practice at four, Nicola always goes to netball practice at four,
155 00:07:36,016 00:07:39,044 before the other girls, and sets up the court. before the other girls, and sets up the court.
156 00:07:39,044 00:07:41,012 Alone. Alone.
157 00:07:41,012 00:07:42,044 It's perfect. It's perfect.
158 00:07:42,044 00:07:44,088 I can walk in with a big bunch of flowers I can walk in with a big bunch of flowers
159 00:07:44,088 00:07:48,024 and as I do, you play some romantic music over the speakers. and as I do, you play some romantic music over the speakers.
160 00:07:48,024 00:07:50,028 It'll be like a scene from a movie. It'll be like a scene from a movie.
161 00:07:50,028 00:07:51,096 I like movies about sharks. I like movies about sharks.
162 00:07:53,060 00:07:58,028 Right. Well, maybe we can re-enact a shark movie another time. Right. Well, maybe we can re-enact a shark movie another time.
163 00:07:58,028 00:08:01,052 For now, let's just stick to a romantic chick flick. For now, let's just stick to a romantic chick flick.
164 00:08:01,052 00:08:02,096 Have you seen that one Have you seen that one
165 00:08:02,096 00:08:05,080 where the shark eats the woman in the bath? where the shark eats the woman in the bath?
166 00:08:05,080 00:08:06,088 Oh, no-no-no. Oh, no-no-no.
167 00:08:06,088 00:08:08,028 It wasn't a movie. It wasn't a movie.
168 00:08:08,028 00:08:10,028 It was a dream I had. It was a dream I had.
169 00:08:10,028 00:08:12,000 Make a good film, though. Make a good film, though.
170 00:08:12,000 00:08:15,016 Bath Sharks! Bath Sharks!
171 00:08:15,016 00:08:18,016 Maybe you could download some violin stuff on your phone? Maybe you could download some violin stuff on your phone?
172 00:08:18,016 00:08:20,004 Violins? Violins?
173 00:08:20,004 00:08:23,028 Oh, don't tell anyone. Oh, don't tell anyone.
174 00:08:23,028 00:08:25,012 What's this? What's this?
175 00:08:25,012 00:08:27,092 Giraffes? Who got me this? Giraffes? Who got me this?
176 00:09:06,088 00:09:09,068 Because it doesn't even make sense. Because it doesn't even make sense.
177 00:09:09,068 00:09:12,084 Why?Because it's stupid, that's why. Why?Because it's stupid, that's why.
178 00:09:12,084 00:09:15,072 How would the shark even get in the bath? How would the shark even get in the bath?
179 00:09:15,072 00:09:17,056 Through the taps. Through the taps.
180 00:09:17,056 00:09:19,004 Big taps. Big taps.
181 00:09:19,004 00:09:21,008 Maybe it's a small shark. Maybe it's a small shark.
182 00:09:45,072 00:09:47,044 Alex King! Alex King!
183 00:09:48,092 00:09:50,096 I got your card. I got your card.
184 00:09:50,096 00:09:53,056 And then I followed your petals. And then I followed your petals.
185 00:09:54,064 00:09:57,044 What a big romantic gesture? What a big romantic gesture?
186 00:09:57,044 00:09:58,076 Come here, Valentine! Come here, Valentine!
187 00:09:58,076 00:10:01,004 Stop it! I never sent you a card. Stop it! I never sent you a card.
188 00:10:01,004 00:10:02,012 Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did.
189 00:10:02,012 00:10:04,048 I never got you a card. I never got you a card.
190 00:10:06,004 00:10:08,036 Ohh! You're the giraffe. Ohh! You're the giraffe.
191 00:10:10,008 00:10:11,080 That's horrible. That's horrible.
192 00:10:11,080 00:10:13,008 I wouldn't be your Valentine I wouldn't be your Valentine
193 00:10:13,008 00:10:14,096 if you were the last boy on earth! if you were the last boy on earth!
194 00:10:18,056 00:10:21,016 And in the sequel, I'd call it Shower Gator. And in the sequel, I'd call it Shower Gator.
195 00:10:21,016 00:10:24,016 Oh, wait, why have the lights gone out? Oh, wait, why have the lights gone out?
196 00:10:24,016 00:10:26,060 Must be my cue for the music. Must be my cue for the music.
197 00:10:28,060 00:10:30,044 EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC
198 00:10:30,044 00:10:32,024 Hello? Hello?
199 00:10:32,024 00:10:34,000 Who's there? Who's there?
200 00:10:34,000 00:10:38,024 Oh, probably should have checked it first. Oh, probably should have checked it first.
201 00:10:38,024 00:10:40,036 I like it. I like it.
202 00:10:40,036 00:10:42,052 This isn't funny. This isn't funny.
203 00:10:42,052 00:10:44,064 Amy? Lily? Amy? Lily?
204 00:10:44,064 00:10:46,044 Kate? Rhiannon? Kate? Rhiannon?
205 00:10:46,044 00:10:48,028 Jodie? Lucy? Jodie? Lucy?
206 00:10:48,028 00:10:50,092 Trish? Emma? Trish? Emma?
207 00:10:50,092 00:10:55,064 EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC INTENSIFIES EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC INTENSIFIES
208 00:10:55,064 00:10:57,084 AAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!! AAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!!
209 00:11:11,068 00:11:13,080 Let me get this straight. Let me get this straight.
210 00:11:13,080 00:11:17,040 You're living through this time-repeat thing, yeah? You're living through this time-repeat thing, yeah?
211 00:11:17,040 00:11:19,076 You basically know the future, You basically know the future,
212 00:11:19,076 00:11:23,088 and what do you do with this awesome power? and what do you do with this awesome power?
213 00:11:23,088 00:11:25,004 Do you fight crime? Do you fight crime?
214 00:11:25,004 00:11:27,012 Become famous? Win the lottery? No. Become famous? Win the lottery? No.
215 00:11:27,012 00:11:31,048 You want to buy a better Valentine's card than last time. You want to buy a better Valentine's card than last time.
216 00:11:31,048 00:11:35,008 Ah, Valentine's Day is, like, THE most important day of the year. Ah, Valentine's Day is, like, THE most important day of the year.
217 00:11:35,008 00:11:36,040 Says who? Says who?
218 00:11:36,040 00:11:39,028 Valentine's Day is, like, THE most important day of the year. Valentine's Day is, like, THE most important day of the year.
219 00:11:40,072 00:11:44,072 Nicola, how many cards did you get? Nicola, how many cards did you get?
220 00:11:44,072 00:11:46,088 Ah, I hate you! Ah, I hate you!
221 00:11:46,088 00:11:48,092 "My heart is acking for you." "My heart is acking for you."
222 00:11:48,092 00:11:50,028 "Acking" for you? "Acking" for you?
223 00:11:50,028 00:11:52,028 Don't start that again. Don't start that again.
224 00:11:52,028 00:11:53,036 And don't drink that! And don't drink that!
225 00:11:53,036 00:11:55,052 Or you'll choke on it when Maddy makes you jump. Or you'll choke on it when Maddy makes you jump.
226 00:11:55,052 00:11:57,080 Why would I make Simon jump? Why would I make Simon jump?
227 00:11:57,080 00:11:59,072 Ahh... Ahh...
228 00:11:59,072 00:12:01,088 I hate you. I hate you.
229 00:12:01,088 00:12:04,064 Why can't it be me repeating the year? Why can't it be me repeating the year?
230 00:12:04,064 00:12:06,020 It's wasted on you. It's wasted on you.
231 00:12:06,020 00:12:07,052 The universe doesn't think The universe doesn't think
232 00:12:07,052 00:12:09,032 you need to learn the same lessons as Alex. you need to learn the same lessons as Alex.
233 00:12:09,032 00:12:10,036 That's true. That's true.
234 00:12:10,036 00:12:12,000 I am pretty perfect. I am pretty perfect.
235 00:12:12,000 00:12:14,084 Hey Alex, last time round, Hey Alex, last time round,
236 00:12:14,084 00:12:16,060 how many Valentine's cards did I get? how many Valentine's cards did I get?
237 00:12:16,060 00:12:19,024 None. None.
238 00:12:19,024 00:12:21,004 Don't be stupid. I bet I did. Don't be stupid. I bet I did.
239 00:12:21,004 00:12:24,076 I bet I did. I just didn't tell you to spare your feelings. I bet I did. I just didn't tell you to spare your feelings.
240 00:12:24,076 00:12:26,068 Actually, I did get one. Actually, I did get one.
241 00:12:26,068 00:12:28,004 From Big Hannah. From Big Hannah.
242 00:12:28,004 00:12:29,024 Big Hannah? Big Hannah?
243 00:12:29,024 00:12:30,092 Yeah, it's a long story. Yeah, it's a long story.
244 00:12:30,092 00:12:32,052 One that involves a great deal of One that involves a great deal of
245 00:12:32,052 00:12:34,012 pain, humiliation, tripping, pain, humiliation, tripping,
246 00:12:34,012 00:12:35,072 bins on the head, crushed hands, bins on the head, crushed hands,
247 00:12:35,072 00:12:37,084 falling down, detention and making Nicola think falling down, detention and making Nicola think
248 00:12:37,084 00:12:39,072 I was going to chop her into little pieces. I was going to chop her into little pieces.
249 00:12:39,072 00:12:43,024 Fairly standard day for you, then. Fairly standard day for you, then.
250 00:12:43,024 00:12:46,008 Anyway, this time, all of that can be avoided Anyway, this time, all of that can be avoided
251 00:12:46,008 00:12:48,092 by slipping this card into the right locker. by slipping this card into the right locker.
252 00:12:57,040 00:12:59,080 I don't think it fits. I don't think it fits.
253 00:12:59,080 00:13:02,080 SCHOOL BELL RINGS You could cut it in half. SCHOOL BELL RINGS You could cut it in half.
254 00:13:04,060 00:13:06,008 I said no. I said no.
255 00:13:06,008 00:13:08,068 Oh, cheer up. It was a stupid card anyway. Oh, cheer up. It was a stupid card anyway.
256 00:13:08,068 00:13:11,068 Bears with candyfloss. It doesn't even make sense. Bears with candyfloss. It doesn't even make sense.
257 00:13:11,068 00:13:13,036 Why would bears have candyfloss? Why would bears have candyfloss?
258 00:13:13,036 00:13:14,068 Maybe it's like that film Maybe it's like that film
259 00:13:14,068 00:13:17,008 where all the bears are loose in the theme park? where all the bears are loose in the theme park?
260 00:13:17,008 00:13:19,044 Are you sure that wasn't a dream? No, it was... Are you sure that wasn't a dream? No, it was...
261 00:13:19,044 00:13:21,088 Oh, yeah, you're right. It was a dream. Oh, yeah, you're right. It was a dream.
262 00:13:21,088 00:13:23,084 Make a good scary movie, though. Make a good scary movie, though.
263 00:13:23,084 00:13:26,024 Bears On A Roller Coaster. Bears On A Roller Coaster.
264 00:13:27,056 00:13:30,028 What's the point in getting a second chance at things What's the point in getting a second chance at things
265 00:13:30,028 00:13:32,048 if I still can't do something as simple as this? if I still can't do something as simple as this?
266 00:13:32,048 00:13:34,096 Nicola's probably not supposed to be the one for you. Nicola's probably not supposed to be the one for you.
267 00:13:34,096 00:13:36,004 She's right. She's right.
268 00:13:36,004 00:13:38,008 I reckon the universe is saying, I reckon the universe is saying,
269 00:13:38,008 00:13:40,052 "Forget Nicola. Start writing down the answers "Forget Nicola. Start writing down the answers
270 00:13:40,052 00:13:41,092 "to the ends of your exams, "to the ends of your exams,
271 00:13:41,092 00:13:44,084 "so, your best mate can flog them in the school yard." "so, your best mate can flog them in the school yard."
272 00:13:44,084 00:13:45,096 What? What?
273 00:13:45,096 00:13:47,064 We'll split the profits. We'll split the profits.
274 00:13:47,064 00:13:49,076 60-40. 60-40.
275 00:13:49,076 00:13:52,044 60-30-10. 60-30-10.
276 00:13:52,044 00:13:53,052 Face it, Alex. Face it, Alex.
277 00:13:53,052 00:13:55,064 If the universe wanted you and Nicola together, If the universe wanted you and Nicola together,
278 00:13:55,064 00:13:57,080 it would have given you the opportunity. it would have given you the opportunity.
279 00:13:57,080 00:14:00,032 It hasn't, so, it doesn't. It hasn't, so, it doesn't.
280 00:14:04,032 00:14:08,028 Or maybe the universe was just being a little slow? Or maybe the universe was just being a little slow?
281 00:14:08,028 00:14:10,064 You keep her busy while I slip this in her bag. You keep her busy while I slip this in her bag.
282 00:14:10,064 00:14:13,088 Preferably without getting a red hand this time. What? Preferably without getting a red hand this time. What?
283 00:14:13,088 00:14:15,028 Erm, it doesn't matter. Erm, it doesn't matter.
284 00:14:15,028 00:14:16,076 Just distract her, OK? Just distract her, OK?
285 00:14:16,076 00:14:19,040 No problem, I have a brilliant distraction technique... No problem, I have a brilliant distraction technique...
286 00:14:19,040 00:14:21,056 You're not going to pretend to faint, are you? You're not going to pretend to faint, are you?
287 00:14:22,068 00:14:23,088 No. No.
288 00:14:28,072 00:14:32,048 Well, that's really all I had. Well, that's really all I had.
289 00:14:36,064 00:14:37,076 Nicola? Nicola?
290 00:14:41,068 00:14:44,048 I was wondering I was wondering
291 00:14:44,048 00:14:48,068 whether you would like to sponsor me. whether you would like to sponsor me.
292 00:14:48,068 00:14:50,008 Sponsor you to do what? Sponsor you to do what?
293 00:14:50,008 00:14:51,088 Um... Um...
294 00:14:51,088 00:14:53,028 ..walk? ..walk?
295 00:14:53,028 00:14:54,088 Sponsor you to walk? Sponsor you to walk?
296 00:14:54,088 00:14:56,028 I'll sponsor you to walk. I'll sponsor you to walk.
297 00:14:56,028 00:14:58,012 Away. THEY GIGGLE Away. THEY GIGGLE
298 00:14:58,012 00:15:00,032 Well, not just walk, obviously, Well, not just walk, obviously,
299 00:15:00,032 00:15:02,040 because that would be stupid. because that would be stupid.
300 00:15:02,040 00:15:07,004 Erm, sponsor me to walk backwards. Erm, sponsor me to walk backwards.
301 00:15:07,004 00:15:09,020 What, for charity? What, for charity?
302 00:15:09,020 00:15:11,056 Yes! Yes, that would actually make more sens... Yes! Yes, that would actually make more sens...
303 00:15:11,056 00:15:13,032 Yes, for charity. Yes, for charity.
304 00:15:13,032 00:15:15,048 Not really. Not really.
305 00:15:18,000 00:15:20,028 Was there something else? Was there something else?
306 00:15:23,012 00:15:26,000 Simon, you all right? You look kind of faint. Simon, you all right? You look kind of faint.
307 00:15:30,004 00:15:31,088 Simon? Simon! Simon? Simon!
308 00:15:31,088 00:15:32,092 No! No! No! No!
309 00:15:32,092 00:15:35,072 CRUNCH Noooo! CRUNCH Noooo!
310 00:15:35,072 00:15:39,016 It's OK. He pretends to faint all the time. It's OK. He pretends to faint all the time.
311 00:15:41,000 00:15:42,020 Did it work? Did it work?
312 00:15:42,020 00:15:43,068 Simon, get up! Simon, get up!
313 00:16:07,056 00:16:10,060 EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC EERIE VIOLIN MUSIC
314 00:16:28,032 00:16:29,084 "Acking?" "Acking?"
315 00:16:32,024 00:16:34,012 What are you doing down there? What are you doing down there?
316 00:16:34,012 00:16:35,088 Erm... Creepy weirdo. Get out! Erm... Creepy weirdo. Get out!
317 00:16:43,004 00:16:45,016 Who was that?Alex King. Who was that?Alex King.
318 00:16:45,016 00:16:46,084 He was looking around the toilets. He was looking around the toilets.
319 00:17:18,000 00:17:21,004 LAUGHTER LAUGHTER
320 00:17:26,052 00:17:30,000 You've got detention this afternoon, haven't you, Parker? You've got detention this afternoon, haven't you, Parker?
321 00:17:30,000 00:17:32,076 Yeah, I have detention all week. Yeah, I have detention all week.
322 00:17:32,076 00:17:34,088 Well, now you've got it all month. Well, now you've got it all month.
323 00:17:34,088 00:17:36,076 Get to work. Get to work.
324 00:17:37,088 00:17:41,048 Whoever spilt this paint is toast. Whoever spilt this paint is toast.
325 00:17:41,048 00:17:42,060 Toast! Toast!
326 00:17:47,072 00:17:50,012 HE SCREAMS HE SCREAMS
327 00:17:52,012 00:17:54,084 This is where you ask me what I'm doing, isn't it? This is where you ask me what I'm doing, isn't it?
328 00:17:54,084 00:17:56,088 No. No.
329 00:17:56,088 00:18:00,024 Erm, listen I was just... I don't want to know, all right? Erm, listen I was just... I don't want to know, all right?
330 00:18:00,024 00:18:02,076 I'm not interested. I'm not interested.
331 00:18:06,032 00:18:08,080 BELL RINGS BELL RINGS
332 00:18:12,000 00:18:13,096 Brilliant(!) Brilliant(!) Brilliant(!) Brilliant(!)
333 00:18:21,008 00:18:22,088 OK, is this over with now? OK, is this over with now?
334 00:18:22,088 00:18:26,048 Can we stop thinking up some more fun things to do Can we stop thinking up some more fun things to do
335 00:18:26,048 00:18:28,068 with this time warp, whatever it is thing? with this time warp, whatever it is thing?
336 00:18:28,068 00:18:30,016 It's a temporal loop. It's a temporal loop.
337 00:18:30,016 00:18:32,084 And the space-time continuum isn't a toy, Simon. And the space-time continuum isn't a toy, Simon.
338 00:18:32,084 00:18:35,036 You can't just play with it like a shoe. You can't just play with it like a shoe.
339 00:18:35,036 00:18:37,024 Like a what?Like a shoe. Like a what?Like a shoe.
340 00:18:37,024 00:18:38,040 Oh, no, Maddy's right. Oh, no, Maddy's right.
341 00:18:38,040 00:18:40,084 Maddy's right?Well, Valentine's Day isn't over yet. Maddy's right?Well, Valentine's Day isn't over yet.
342 00:18:40,084 00:18:43,032 We can still do this. We can still do this.
343 00:18:43,032 00:18:44,092 That's not what I said at all. That's not what I said at all.
344 00:18:44,092 00:18:46,028 Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is.
345 00:18:46,028 00:18:50,020 Now, what we need is a big romantic gesture. Now, what we need is a big romantic gesture.
346 00:18:51,028 00:18:54,036 And this time we'll do it right. And this time we'll do it right.
347 00:18:54,036 00:19:01,004 Tablecloth, glasses, drink, vase, candle. Tablecloth, glasses, drink, vase, candle.
348 00:19:01,004 00:19:02,012 That's not a candle. That's not a candle.
349 00:19:02,012 00:19:04,092 It's the best I could do on such short notice. It's the best I could do on such short notice.
350 00:19:04,092 00:19:06,056 I'm surprised he hasn't asked for I'm surprised he hasn't asked for
351 00:19:06,056 00:19:08,032 a violin concerto whilst he's at it. a violin concerto whilst he's at it.
352 00:19:08,032 00:19:09,076 Why are you helping anyway? Why are you helping anyway?
353 00:19:09,076 00:19:12,004 I thought you believed the universe didn't want I thought you believed the universe didn't want
354 00:19:12,004 00:19:13,056 Alex and Nicola to be together. Alex and Nicola to be together.
355 00:19:13,056 00:19:14,060 Well, if it doesn't, Well, if it doesn't,
356 00:19:14,060 00:19:16,060 then he's going to find out soon enough. then he's going to find out soon enough.
357 00:19:16,060 00:19:18,028 Why? What'll happen if it doesn't? Why? What'll happen if it doesn't?
358 00:19:18,028 00:19:20,088 Will a big black hole appear and suck them up, or something? Will a big black hole appear and suck them up, or something?
359 00:19:20,088 00:19:23,048 Almost definitely not. Almost definitely not.
360 00:19:23,048 00:19:25,088 Probably just really embarrass himself. Probably just really embarrass himself.
361 00:19:25,088 00:19:27,028 Excellent. Excellent.
362 00:19:27,028 00:19:29,052 Let's go and watch. Let's go and watch.
363 00:19:42,064 00:19:45,024 Look, they're not for you, all right. Look, they're not for you, all right.
364 00:19:45,024 00:19:47,032 So, don't buy me any cards. So, don't buy me any cards.
365 00:19:49,092 00:19:52,068 Because it doesn't even make sense. Because it doesn't even make sense.
366 00:19:52,068 00:19:55,040 How would the bears even have got on the roller coaster? How would the bears even have got on the roller coaster?
367 00:19:55,040 00:19:57,080 Queued, same as everyone else. Queued, same as everyone else.
368 00:20:01,040 00:20:04,076 Those are some pretty weird-looking flowers. Those are some pretty weird-looking flowers.
369 00:20:20,012 00:20:21,068 Gross! Gross!
370 00:20:43,048 00:20:45,004 We should probably warn him. We should probably warn him.
371 00:20:45,004 00:20:47,080 No, that'll let him know we're watching? No, that'll let him know we're watching?
372 00:20:47,080 00:20:49,024 Fine. Fine.
373 00:20:49,024 00:20:50,080 KNOCKING SOUND KNOCKING SOUND
374 00:20:57,076 00:20:59,080 There, he's gone. There, he's gone.
375 00:20:59,080 00:21:01,064 We've saved the day. We've saved the day.
376 00:21:01,064 00:21:02,084 Well, I have. Well, I have.
377 00:21:02,084 00:21:04,064 You weren't much help. You weren't much help.
378 00:21:04,064 00:21:06,012 What are you doing? What are you doing?
379 00:21:06,012 00:21:07,044 What's he doing? What's he doing?
380 00:21:07,044 00:21:09,024 Nothing! Nothing. Nothing! Nothing.
381 00:21:09,024 00:21:12,020 Well, he's in love, that's all. Well, he's in love, that's all.
382 00:21:12,020 00:21:13,044 He's what? He's what?
383 00:21:13,044 00:21:19,036 LOUDSPEAKER SCREECHES LOUDSPEAKER SCREECHES
384 00:21:19,036 00:21:22,048 OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER: Give him back his shoe! Get your own! OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER: Give him back his shoe! Get your own!
385 00:21:31,008 00:21:32,068 Erm... I didn't... Erm... I didn't...
386 00:21:44,048 00:21:46,012 OK. OK.
387 00:21:46,012 00:21:50,056 Erm, this probably looks a little bit odd, Erm, this probably looks a little bit odd,
388 00:21:50,056 00:21:52,008 but I can explain. but I can explain.
389 00:21:52,008 00:21:54,016 What's he saying down there?I don't know. What's he saying down there?I don't know.
390 00:21:54,016 00:21:55,024 This was all his idea. This was all his idea.
391 00:21:55,024 00:21:58,052 Something about declaring his love or something. Something about declaring his love or something.
392 00:21:58,052 00:21:59,080 What? What?
393 00:21:59,080 00:22:02,080 I mean, it's not like the school were ever going to do anything, is it? I mean, it's not like the school were ever going to do anything, is it?
394 00:22:02,080 00:22:07,060 And Valentine's Day is THE most important day of the year. And Valentine's Day is THE most important day of the year.
395 00:22:07,060 00:22:10,048 So, I figured I'd set up a little table and... So, I figured I'd set up a little table and...
396 00:22:10,048 00:22:13,080 OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER: Don't listen to Alex King! OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER: Don't listen to Alex King!
397 00:22:13,080 00:22:17,036 I did not get a Valentine's Day card off him. I did not get a Valentine's Day card off him.
398 00:22:18,064 00:22:22,096 And we were not lying on top of each other in the corridor. And we were not lying on top of each other in the corridor.
399 00:22:24,052 00:22:29,060 And Alex King and I are definitely not in love. And Alex King and I are definitely not in love.
400 00:22:40,096 00:22:43,000 Right. Right.
401 00:22:43,000 00:22:46,068 Well, I think that about covers it. Well, I think that about covers it.
402 00:22:46,068 00:22:49,020 As you were. As you were.
403 00:22:53,060 00:22:56,064 THEY START TO CHATTER THEY START TO CHATTER
404 00:23:00,000 00:23:02,016 Oh, my God! What's going on? Oh, my God! What's going on?
405 00:23:02,016 00:23:04,096 So, how did it go? So, how did it go?
406 00:23:04,096 00:23:07,060 Cos we weren't there. Cos we weren't there.
407 00:23:07,060 00:23:08,096 Obviously. Obviously.
408 00:23:08,096 00:23:10,036 It could have gone worse. It could have gone worse.
409 00:23:10,036 00:23:11,052 Really? Really?
410 00:23:11,052 00:23:13,080 Yeah, she didn't try and stuff me in my backpack. Yeah, she didn't try and stuff me in my backpack.
411 00:23:13,080 00:23:15,096 Plus, at least I'm on her radar now. Plus, at least I'm on her radar now.
412 00:23:15,096 00:23:17,044 She knows who I am. She knows who I am.
413 00:23:17,044 00:23:21,000 Yeah, the kid who gave Parker a Valentine's card? Yeah, the kid who gave Parker a Valentine's card?
414 00:23:21,000 00:23:23,032 Yep, you don't forget something like that. Yep, you don't forget something like that.
415 00:23:23,032 00:23:26,076 So you don't think maybe the universe was trying to tell you... So you don't think maybe the universe was trying to tell you...
416 00:23:26,076 00:23:29,052 That I need to work even harder to get what I want. That I need to work even harder to get what I want.
417 00:23:29,052 00:23:31,028 Yep, it's just like you said. Yep, it's just like you said.
418 00:23:31,028 00:23:32,092 Right. Right.
419 00:23:32,092 00:23:34,076 Wait. No, that's not what I said at all. Wait. No, that's not what I said at all.
420 00:23:34,076 00:23:35,092 Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
421 00:23:36,096 00:23:38,032 Oh, no! Oh, no!
422 00:23:39,040 00:23:40,080 How did this happen? How did this happen?
423 00:23:40,080 00:23:42,036 Big Hannah slammed a door in my face. Big Hannah slammed a door in my face.
424 00:23:42,036 00:23:44,048 Why did she still get me a card? Why did she still get me a card?
425 00:23:44,048 00:23:46,032 Maybe it's not from her. Maybe it's not from her.
426 00:23:46,032 00:23:47,084 Giraffes. Giraffes.
427 00:23:47,084 00:23:49,044 Of course, it's from her. Of course, it's from her.
428 00:23:49,044 00:23:52,096 Who else but Big Hannah would get a giraffe card? Who else but Big Hannah would get a giraffe card?
429 00:23:56,020 00:23:57,092 Anyway, enough about me. Anyway, enough about me.
430 00:23:57,092 00:24:00,048 Let's figure out who got you that card. Let's figure out who got you that card.
431 00:24:00,048 00:24:01,072 Why do you care? Why do you care?
432 00:24:01,072 00:24:03,016 I'm your best mate. I'm your best mate.
433 00:24:03,016 00:24:05,080 If someone's trying to send you a secret love message, If someone's trying to send you a secret love message,
434 00:24:05,080 00:24:07,036 I should help you figure it out. I should help you figure it out.
435 00:24:07,036 00:24:10,092 Right. You're just avoiding my question about your shoe. Right. You're just avoiding my question about your shoe.
436 00:24:10,092 00:24:15,072 Shoe? What shoe? Oh, that. That's a funny story... Shoe? What shoe? Oh, that. That's a funny story...
437 00:24:20,076 00:24:23,064 The doors are too long. You can't fit anything under them. The doors are too long. You can't fit anything under them.
438 00:24:25,060 00:24:26,088 THEY LAUGH THEY LAUGH
439 00:24:26,088 00:24:27,096 Told you! Told you!
440 00:24:27,096 00:24:30,064 You can't fit anything under... Oh, would you look at that. You can't fit anything under... Oh, would you look at that.
441 00:24:30,064 00:24:32,032 It fits and... It fits and...
442 00:24:32,032 00:24:34,096 The universe probably didn't want you and Nicola together. The universe probably didn't want you and Nicola together.
443 00:24:34,096 00:24:37,060 So it hasn't. So it shouldn't. So it hasn't. So it shouldn't.
444 00:24:37,060 00:24:39,048 SHE LAUGHS SHE LAUGHS