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1	00:01:08,566	00:01:13,566	Subtitles by explosiveskull	Subtitles by explosiveskull
2	00:01:35,846	00:01:38,223	For crying out loud, we've been sitting here forever!	For crying out loud, we've been sitting here forever!
3	00:01:38,307	00:01:39,725	Not too late to turn back.	Not too late to turn back.
4	00:01:40,642	00:01:43,562	Don't worry, Dad. I'm sure the road will clear up soon.	Don't worry, Dad. I'm sure the road will clear up soon.
5	00:01:43,854	00:01:46,064	Traffic was the one thing I thought we left behind.	Traffic was the one thing I thought we left behind.
6	00:01:46,523	00:01:48,942	You're taking up two lanes! What are you doing?	You're taking up two lanes! What are you doing?
7	00:01:50,485	00:01:51,737	Come on, ya fat cow!	Come on, ya fat cow!
8	00:01:51,820	00:01:53,655	Daddy, don't be mean!	Daddy, don't be mean!
9	00:01:53,739	00:01:55,824	How is that mean? Look at her.	How is that mean? Look at her.
10	00:01:57,034	00:01:59,536	Move, Bessie! We don't have all day!	Move, Bessie! We don't have all day!
11	00:02:00,746	00:02:02,289	Let's go!	Let's go!
12	00:02:02,372	00:02:04,374	You're making her nervous.	You're making her nervous.
13	00:02:04,458	00:02:07,085	Baby, it's fine. That's how milkshakes are made.	Baby, it's fine. That's how milkshakes are made.
14	00:02:07,169	00:02:08,252	Come on!	Come on!
15	00:02:10,297	00:02:11,298	Mia, what're you doing?	Mia, what're you doing?
16	00:02:11,632	00:02:12,841	Hey, cow!	Hey, cow!
17	00:02:13,509	00:02:17,763	Moo-ve!	Moo-ve!
18	00:02:20,557	00:02:21,600	Okay, then.	Okay, then.
19	00:02:22,601	00:02:23,685	Good try, baby.	Good try, baby.
20	00:02:24,269	00:02:26,897	Okay, 10 more seconds and we're having burgers for dinner.	Okay, 10 more seconds and we're having burgers for dinner.
21	00:02:27,189	00:02:28,649	- Dad, no! - Stop it, Daddy!	- Dad, no! - Stop it, Daddy!
22	00:02:28,732	00:02:32,319	Five, four, three, two...	Five, four, three, two...
23	00:02:33,529	00:02:36,365	Oh! Oh!	Oh! Oh!
24	00:02:36,448	00:02:39,159	- Yay! - It's about time! Thank you!	- Yay! - It's about time! Thank you!
25	00:02:39,243	00:02:40,285	Okay, let's go.	Okay, let's go.
26	00:02:41,828	00:02:42,955	Whoa!	Whoa!
27	00:02:43,038	00:02:45,958	- Whoa! - Oh, come on!	- Whoa! - Oh, come on!
28	00:02:47,501	00:02:50,671	You're up, Mia. Go tell this punk to baa-ck off.	You're up, Mia. Go tell this punk to baa-ck off.
29	00:03:00,514	00:03:01,723	{\an8}Okay, easy.	{\an8}Okay, easy.
30	00:03:02,641	00:03:04,977	{\an8}Sip. Sip.	{\an8}Sip. Sip.
31	00:03:06,019	00:03:10,858	{\an8}Oh, Monroe, looks like we have company.	{\an8}Oh, Monroe, looks like we have company.
32	00:03:15,153	00:03:17,281	{\an8}I know, I know, I know.	{\an8}I know, I know, I know.
33	00:03:26,415	00:03:27,749	{\an8}Hi!	{\an8}Hi!
34	00:03:35,007	00:03:37,342	Welcome!	Welcome!
35	00:03:37,759	00:03:39,094	Well, hello there!	Well, hello there!
36	00:03:39,595	00:03:41,555	{\an8}Welcome to the ranch.	{\an8}Welcome to the ranch.
37	00:03:42,514	00:03:44,308	Oh, hello.	Oh, hello.
38	00:03:44,391	00:03:45,767	Sorry it took so long.	Sorry it took so long.
39	00:03:45,851	00:03:47,436	We got cow blocked.	We got cow blocked.
40	00:03:47,728	00:03:49,188	No worries.	No worries.
41	00:03:49,897	00:03:51,356	The girls got big, huh?	The girls got big, huh?
42	00:03:51,648	00:03:53,066	Ah, sure did!	Ah, sure did!
43	00:03:53,567	00:03:54,568	Wow.	Wow.
44	00:03:55,819	00:03:58,071	So, who are you people?	So, who are you people?
45	00:03:59,198	00:04:00,240	Uh...	Uh...
46	00:04:03,160	00:04:07,623	Uh, hi, Rose. You know us. I'm Louis.	Uh, hi, Rose. You know us. I'm Louis.
47	00:04:07,789	00:04:09,666	You asked the girls and I to...	You asked the girls and I to...
48	00:04:09,750	00:04:11,168	To come and help you with the ranch.	To come and help you with the ranch.
49	00:04:11,251	00:04:13,462	We're Samantha's family.	We're Samantha's family.
50	00:04:14,004	00:04:16,173	Oh, dear.	Oh, dear.
51	00:04:17,507	00:04:22,554	My sweet Sam left us about a year past.	My sweet Sam left us about a year past.
52	00:04:23,597	00:04:27,601	Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We, uh... We're well aware. Um...	Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We, uh... We're well aware. Um...
53	00:04:28,310	00:04:32,481	You stayed with us, uh, in Chicago for the funeral.	You stayed with us, uh, in Chicago for the funeral.
54	00:04:32,564	00:04:36,193	You helped out with the reception at our apartment afterwards.	You helped out with the reception at our apartment afterwards.
55	00:04:36,693	00:04:37,694	Remember?	Remember?
56	00:04:38,695	00:04:40,030	It was really sad.	It was really sad.
57	00:04:41,156	00:04:46,620	Oh, did you serve those little piggies in a blanket?	Oh, did you serve those little piggies in a blanket?
58	00:04:47,204	00:04:48,789	Yeah. Emma made them.	Yeah. Emma made them.
59	00:04:49,122	00:04:51,792	Oh, yes! It's all coming back.	Oh, yes! It's all coming back.
60	00:04:51,917	00:04:53,627	They were delicious!	They were delicious!
61	00:04:54,127	00:04:55,420	Did you bring any?	Did you bring any?
62	00:04:56,129	00:04:57,130	Uh, no hors d'oeuvres,	Uh, no hors d'oeuvres,
63	00:04:57,214	00:04:59,383	but we've got some gummy bears in the cup holder.	but we've got some gummy bears in the cup holder.
64	00:04:59,675	00:05:01,802	Oh, that's a shame. Well, all right.	Oh, that's a shame. Well, all right.
65	00:05:01,885	00:05:04,429	Let's all get washed up for dinner, okay?	Let's all get washed up for dinner, okay?
66	00:05:05,013	00:05:06,306	- Grandma. - Yep?	- Grandma. - Yep?
67	00:05:06,390	00:05:09,768	If you didn't even remember me, then why did you say I had gotten taller?	If you didn't even remember me, then why did you say I had gotten taller?
68	00:05:09,852	00:05:11,311	Were you smaller once?	Were you smaller once?
69	00:05:11,395	00:05:12,479	Uh, yeah.	Uh, yeah.
70	00:05:12,563	00:05:13,897	Well, there you go.	Well, there you go.
71	00:05:25,659	00:05:27,202	This is quite the spread, Rose.	This is quite the spread, Rose.
72	00:05:27,870	00:05:29,580	You sure you weren't expecting company?	You sure you weren't expecting company?
73	00:05:29,997	00:05:34,751	Oh, sometimes my boyfriend comes over to share some fiddles with me and Monroe.	Oh, sometimes my boyfriend comes over to share some fiddles with me and Monroe.
74	00:05:35,210	00:05:36,670	You have a boyfriend, Granny?	You have a boyfriend, Granny?
75	00:05:36,920	00:05:37,921	Don't you?	Don't you?
76	00:05:38,005	00:05:39,965	Burn!	Burn!
77	00:05:40,841	00:05:42,426	Well, at least I have friends.	Well, at least I have friends.
78	00:05:43,051	00:05:45,512	Not anymore. They're in Chicago.	Not anymore. They're in Chicago.
79	00:05:47,389	00:05:49,391	You'll make new friends in no time.	You'll make new friends in no time.
80	00:05:50,601	00:05:54,354	Personally, I am very excited for this fresh start.	Personally, I am very excited for this fresh start.
81	00:05:54,897	00:05:56,523	I don't have to tell you, we've had	I don't have to tell you, we've had
82	00:05:57,191	00:05:59,610	quite the streak of bad luck this past year.	quite the streak of bad luck this past year.
83	00:05:59,693	00:06:00,777	You don't say?	You don't say?
84	00:06:00,861	00:06:01,945	Mmm-hmm.	Mmm-hmm.
85	00:06:02,029	00:06:05,115	I got laid off, our landlord sold the building,	I got laid off, our landlord sold the building,
86	00:06:05,449	00:06:06,825	uh, Emma broke her arm.	uh, Emma broke her arm.
87	00:06:06,909	00:06:09,036	Mia's grades started slipping.	Mia's grades started slipping.
88	00:06:09,119	00:06:10,204	Only in spelling.	Only in spelling.
89	00:06:11,496	00:06:12,664	Spelling is hard.	Spelling is hard.
90	00:06:12,748	00:06:13,790	Yes, it is.	Yes, it is.
91	00:06:13,874	00:06:16,126	Oh, the van needed a new fuel pump.	Oh, the van needed a new fuel pump.
92	00:06:16,210	00:06:17,794	That was really expensive.	That was really expensive.
93	00:06:17,878	00:06:19,588	Uh, what else am I forgetting?	Uh, what else am I forgetting?
94	00:06:21,089	00:06:22,341	We lost our mother.	We lost our mother.
95	00:06:27,930	00:06:29,640	You're right, baby. That, uh,	You're right, baby. That, uh,
96	00:06:31,391	00:06:34,186	was hands down the worst thing that's ever happened to all of us.	was hands down the worst thing that's ever happened to all of us.
97	00:06:38,440	00:06:41,318	Well, everybody has bad days,	Well, everybody has bad days,
98	00:06:42,277	00:06:45,113	and you just have to trust	and you just have to trust
99	00:06:45,197	00:06:48,534	that the next one is gonna be a little bit better.	that the next one is gonna be a little bit better.
100	00:06:48,992	00:06:51,161	- You gotta stay positive. - Mmm-hmm.	- You gotta stay positive. - Mmm-hmm.
101	00:06:52,162	00:06:53,205	Positive.	Positive.
102	00:06:53,997	00:06:55,999	Put your faith in your family,	Put your faith in your family,
103	00:06:56,959	00:06:59,503	and there's nothing we can't overcome.	and there's nothing we can't overcome.
104	00:07:00,838	00:07:01,839	I agree	I agree
105	00:07:01,922	00:07:05,092	and I think the Dindals' luck is about to change.	and I think the Dindals' luck is about to change.
106	00:07:06,051	00:07:08,554	Here, here. I'll drink to that.	Here, here. I'll drink to that.
107	00:07:09,429	00:07:11,014	Mia! You're such an idiot!	Mia! You're such an idiot!
108	00:07:11,098	00:07:14,184	I told you to stop playing around and to be careful.	I told you to stop playing around and to be careful.
109	00:07:14,268	00:07:15,269	Whoa!	Whoa!
110	00:07:15,519	00:07:16,645	Fire!	Fire!
111	00:07:17,187	00:07:18,772	Fire! Fire!	Fire! Fire!
112	00:07:18,856	00:07:20,440	- Fire! - It's okay, it's okay.	- Fire! - It's okay, it's okay.
113	00:07:21,066	00:07:22,276	There we go.	There we go.
114	00:07:22,359	00:07:23,527	Not a problem.	Not a problem.
115	00:07:27,322	00:07:31,034	Listen, Gran, I hope we're not being too much of an inconvenience.	Listen, Gran, I hope we're not being too much of an inconvenience.
116	00:07:31,118	00:07:33,412	Just say the word and we're on the next flight back to Chicago.	Just say the word and we're on the next flight back to Chicago.
117	00:07:33,495	00:07:34,496	Right, Mia?	Right, Mia?
118	00:07:34,705	00:07:36,039	Nonsense.	Nonsense.
119	00:07:36,123	00:07:38,041	As long as you make yourself scarce	As long as you make yourself scarce
120	00:07:38,125	00:07:40,627	when my gentleman caller comes for Netflix and chill.	when my gentleman caller comes for Netflix and chill.
121	00:07:40,711	00:07:43,213	Oh, your boyfriend, right.	Oh, your boyfriend, right.
122	00:07:43,297	00:07:45,841	We'll, uh, give you your space, right, Mia?	We'll, uh, give you your space, right, Mia?
123	00:07:49,595	00:07:50,596	Right, Mia?	Right, Mia?
124	00:07:50,679	00:07:52,890	Huh? Yeah. Space. Space.	Huh? Yeah. Space. Space.
125	00:07:52,973	00:07:54,391	The final frontier.	The final frontier.
126	00:07:54,975	00:07:57,686	You are not guests, you're family.	You are not guests, you're family.
127	00:07:57,769	00:07:59,104	This is your home now.	This is your home now.
128	00:07:59,229	00:08:01,273	But this is a working ranch.	But this is a working ranch.
129	00:08:01,356	00:08:02,858	You know what that means.	You know what that means.
130	00:08:03,483	00:08:05,819	- You work? - Exactly.	- You work? - Exactly.
131	00:08:07,988	00:08:09,364	Oh, crap.	Oh, crap.
132	00:08:11,658	00:08:12,993	Time for chores!	Time for chores!
133	00:08:40,437	00:08:41,980	Whoa!	Whoa!
134	00:09:28,235	00:09:30,779	Rise and shine, time for school!	Rise and shine, time for school!
135	00:09:39,872	00:09:41,081	You're snoring.	You're snoring.
136	00:09:47,838	00:09:49,006	Who is that?	Who is that?
137	00:09:49,173	00:09:51,008	What? You're mumbling.	What? You're mumbling.
138	00:09:54,678	00:09:57,973	I thought I saw a man with a hat and	I thought I saw a man with a hat and
139	00:09:59,224	00:10:00,726	a long jacket.	a long jacket.
140	00:10:01,226	00:10:02,436	Did you?	Did you?
141	00:10:02,603	00:10:03,896	It's here. Get up.	It's here. Get up.
142	00:10:04,646	00:10:05,731	Come on.	Come on.
143	00:10:09,651	00:10:10,652	Try to blend in.	Try to blend in.
144	00:10:18,660	00:10:20,162	There's no seats together.	There's no seats together.
145	00:10:21,079	00:10:22,497	Ask someone to move.	Ask someone to move.
146	00:10:23,498	00:10:25,000	Just take this one.	Just take this one.
147	00:10:32,424	00:10:33,509	Ugh.	Ugh.
148	00:10:39,848	00:10:41,683	Patrick. Is that your name?	Patrick. Is that your name?
149	00:10:43,477	00:10:44,978	No, it's the name of the seat.	No, it's the name of the seat.
150	00:10:46,730	00:10:48,524	Name of what?	Name of what?
151	00:10:50,359	00:10:51,735	See, that window is Ben.	See, that window is Ben.
152	00:10:53,695	00:10:55,364	Girl's book over there goes by Julie.	Girl's book over there goes by Julie.
153	00:10:56,031	00:11:00,160	And in the cafeteria there's a big ol' lunch table named Kimmy.	And in the cafeteria there's a big ol' lunch table named Kimmy.
154	00:11:01,578	00:11:02,829	Gotcha.	Gotcha.
155	00:11:04,248	00:11:06,291	I, um, like your scissors.	I, um, like your scissors.
156	00:11:07,584	00:11:08,794	You mean Jeff?	You mean Jeff?
157	00:11:13,090	00:11:14,258	What grade are you in?	What grade are you in?
158	00:11:17,177	00:11:19,471	I just moved here from Chicago.	I just moved here from Chicago.
159	00:11:19,555	00:11:21,014	Do you mind?	Do you mind?
160	00:11:21,098	00:11:22,558	I'm trying to finish breakfast here.	I'm trying to finish breakfast here.
161	00:11:26,728	00:11:30,148	Jimmy J. John gave 16 bushels of huckleberries to Sally Mae Sue,	Jimmy J. John gave 16 bushels of huckleberries to Sally Mae Sue,
162	00:11:30,232	00:11:31,650	who gave 11 to Mary Sally Mae,	who gave 11 to Mary Sally Mae,
163	00:11:31,733	00:11:33,235	who returned three to Jimmy J. John	who returned three to Jimmy J. John
164	00:11:33,318	00:11:36,613	before spotting six to Sally Mary Mae's bro, Johnny Jim Sue.	before spotting six to Sally Mary Mae's bro, Johnny Jim Sue.
165	00:11:36,697	00:11:39,992	Mia, how many bushels may Mary Sally Mae have?	Mia, how many bushels may Mary Sally Mae have?
166	00:11:40,909	00:11:42,828	What's a huckleberry?	What's a huckleberry?
167	00:11:43,078	00:11:45,706	Mia, how do you spell "coulie"?	Mia, how do you spell "coulie"?
168	00:11:46,456	00:11:48,166	Can you use it in a sentence?	Can you use it in a sentence?
169	00:11:48,250	00:11:51,128	De flat swam plumly down the creek through the coulie.	De flat swam plumly down the creek through the coulie.
170	00:11:53,255	00:11:54,339	Coulie.	Coulie.
171	00:11:56,592	00:11:58,093	K...	K...
172	00:11:58,719	00:12:01,430	Grab yourself a brush and get creating, children!	Grab yourself a brush and get creating, children!
173	00:12:07,644	00:12:09,980	What am I painting here, a house?	What am I painting here, a house?
174	00:12:10,063	00:12:12,482	The magic of art is not what you see,	The magic of art is not what you see,
175	00:12:12,691	00:12:14,776	but what you make others see.	but what you make others see.
176	00:12:17,863	00:12:21,867	Splendid. Good use of the negative capability, Stephanie.	Splendid. Good use of the negative capability, Stephanie.
177	00:12:21,992	00:12:24,411	The assignment was to paint a dog.	The assignment was to paint a dog.
178	00:12:27,247	00:12:29,458	Dog went home, that's his mess.	Dog went home, that's his mess.
179	00:12:32,211	00:12:33,712	How's your day been so far?	How's your day been so far?
180	00:12:33,795	00:12:36,340	Remember first grade when I brought a box of cookies to school	Remember first grade when I brought a box of cookies to school
181	00:12:36,423	00:12:38,842	that I put on the stoop, and I didn't know	that I put on the stoop, and I didn't know
182	00:12:38,926	00:12:41,595	that a rat got inside the box and ate and pooped,	that a rat got inside the box and ate and pooped,
183	00:12:41,678	00:12:43,263	and then when I opened the box it jumped out,	and then when I opened the box it jumped out,
184	00:12:43,347	00:12:46,391	bit Mrs. Brenner on the pinky toe and gave her rabies?	bit Mrs. Brenner on the pinky toe and gave her rabies?
185	00:12:46,600	00:12:47,684	Yeah.	Yeah.
186	00:12:47,768	00:12:49,811	That was a better school day.	That was a better school day.
187	00:12:51,063	00:12:52,689	Even for Mrs. Brenner.	Even for Mrs. Brenner.
188	00:12:54,691	00:12:55,776	Pizza, please.	Pizza, please.
189	00:12:55,859	00:12:57,277	Oh, sorry, dear.	Oh, sorry, dear.
190	00:12:57,361	00:12:59,696	The girl right in front of you got the very last slice.	The girl right in front of you got the very last slice.
191	00:13:00,280	00:13:01,406	Not a problem.	Not a problem.
192	00:13:02,324	00:13:03,367	What else you got?	What else you got?
193	00:13:03,450	00:13:05,953	We got spinach casserole or tuna surprise.	We got spinach casserole or tuna surprise.
194	00:13:06,036	00:13:07,746	Oh, my gosh, I'm gonna barf.	Oh, my gosh, I'm gonna barf.
195	00:13:08,580	00:13:09,998	So gross.	So gross.
196	00:13:11,124	00:13:13,627	Bet you wish for some rat-chewed cookies about now.	Bet you wish for some rat-chewed cookies about now.
197	00:13:15,712	00:13:18,173	Hey, Patrick, right?	Hey, Patrick, right?
198	00:13:18,340	00:13:20,843	Mind if I stomp my tray here down on big ol' Kimmy?	Mind if I stomp my tray here down on big ol' Kimmy?
199	00:13:20,926	00:13:23,262	What did you say?	What did you say?
200	00:13:25,138	00:13:26,723	I just wanted to sit on Kimmy.	I just wanted to sit on Kimmy.
201	00:13:26,974	00:13:28,851	- You lookin' to fight me? - No!	- You lookin' to fight me? - No!
202	00:13:29,434	00:13:31,019	What... You're not... No, I...	What... You're not... No, I...
203	00:13:31,103	00:13:33,105	Hey, Kimmy, just relax.	Hey, Kimmy, just relax.
204	00:13:33,522	00:13:35,107	New girl wants to go.	New girl wants to go.
205	00:13:35,190	00:13:36,316	I didn't...	I didn't...
206	00:13:36,650	00:13:38,402	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
207	00:13:38,569	00:13:40,612	Hey, Kimmy!	Hey, Kimmy!
208	00:13:40,904	00:13:45,158	You mess with the bull, you get the horns.	You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
209	00:13:46,326	00:13:49,121	Now what? You gonna go cry to your mommy?	Now what? You gonna go cry to your mommy?
210	00:13:50,122	00:13:52,875	Our mom is dead.	Our mom is dead.
211	00:13:53,792	00:13:54,793	Well...	Well...
212	00:13:57,212	00:13:58,630	Sucks to be you.	Sucks to be you.
213	00:14:03,260	00:14:06,597	Hey, ain't that something? I just did a painting of your jacket.	Hey, ain't that something? I just did a painting of your jacket.
214	00:14:13,228	00:14:14,354	You got two options.	You got two options.
215	00:14:14,438	00:14:18,066	Run to the store to get my pills, or help me pluck this bird.	Run to the store to get my pills, or help me pluck this bird.
216	00:14:27,492	00:14:30,454	Johnny Appleseed planted red Granny Smiths, not them green ones.	Johnny Appleseed planted red Granny Smiths, not them green ones.
217	00:14:30,537	00:14:33,248	Certainly not Fuji apples, them's are from the Orient.	Certainly not Fuji apples, them's are from the Orient.
218	00:14:33,332	00:14:36,251	Willie, that's a made-up story. It's folklore. It ain't real.	Willie, that's a made-up story. It's folklore. It ain't real.
219	00:14:36,335	00:14:37,461	He's a legend.	He's a legend.
220	00:14:37,544	00:14:39,129	An American icon.	An American icon.
221	00:14:39,213	00:14:40,881	Yeah, yeah, Willie, you know everything.	Yeah, yeah, Willie, you know everything.
222	00:14:59,191	00:15:00,567	Hey there, what can I get ya?	Hey there, what can I get ya?
223	00:15:00,651	00:15:02,402	You? You work here?	You? You work here?
224	00:15:02,486	00:15:04,947	You like asking obvious questions.	You like asking obvious questions.
225	00:15:05,030	00:15:07,157	I'm picking up an order for Johansen.	I'm picking up an order for Johansen.
226	00:15:07,449	00:15:09,910	Hmm. Sorry about Kimmy, by the way.	Hmm. Sorry about Kimmy, by the way.
227	00:15:09,993	00:15:12,162	Don't you worry, she's a big softie.	Don't you worry, she's a big softie.
228	00:15:12,246	00:15:13,747	Right, right.	Right, right.
229	00:15:14,331	00:15:16,166	Is she your girlfriend?	Is she your girlfriend?
230	00:15:16,375	00:15:17,459	Are you serious?	Are you serious?
231	00:15:17,543	00:15:18,752	Psst.	Psst.
232	00:15:20,295	00:15:21,588	Over here.	Over here.
233	00:15:22,172	00:15:24,591	You. Over here. Come on.	You. Over here. Come on.
234	00:15:35,602	00:15:37,104	You Rose's kin?	You Rose's kin?
235	00:15:39,898	00:15:43,110	- Yes. - Hot diggity!	- Yes. - Hot diggity!
236	00:15:43,193	00:15:45,195	Welcome to town! Name's Willie.	Welcome to town! Name's Willie.
237	00:15:47,114	00:15:48,407	Put it there, little lady.	Put it there, little lady.
238	00:15:51,743	00:15:52,911	These here are the boys.	These here are the boys.
239	00:15:52,995	00:15:53,996	Howdy.	Howdy.
240	00:15:54,079	00:15:55,080	Howdy.	Howdy.
241	00:15:55,706	00:15:58,166	Oh, yeah. You look just like your mama.	Oh, yeah. You look just like your mama.
242	00:15:58,292	00:16:00,627	Are you a spitfire like her, too? Huh?	Are you a spitfire like her, too? Huh?
243	00:16:00,711	00:16:01,920	I think so.	I think so.
244	00:16:02,504	00:16:04,089	I mean, I reckon.	I mean, I reckon.
245	00:16:05,257	00:16:06,842	You gals are gonna love it here.	You gals are gonna love it here.
246	00:16:06,925	00:16:11,138	Your granny, she's as sweet as molasses, and so is that ranch of hers.	Your granny, she's as sweet as molasses, and so is that ranch of hers.
247	00:16:11,805	00:16:14,725	Let me tell ya, the woods behind 'em, there's, uh...	Let me tell ya, the woods behind 'em, there's, uh...
248	00:16:15,225	00:16:17,227	There's something magical about them.	There's something magical about them.
249	00:16:17,311	00:16:18,312	Really?	Really?
250	00:16:18,395	00:16:21,315	Oh, he's just pulling your leg there, pretty sunshine.	Oh, he's just pulling your leg there, pretty sunshine.
251	00:16:21,481	00:16:25,611	You know, just last week old Willie here claims that he saw UFOs	You know, just last week old Willie here claims that he saw UFOs
252	00:16:25,694	00:16:28,197	out there behind McGuire's pumpkin patch.	out there behind McGuire's pumpkin patch.
253	00:16:28,280	00:16:30,574	I said it might have been alien, okay?	I said it might have been alien, okay?
254	00:16:30,657	00:16:31,658	It could have been a phantom,	It could have been a phantom,
255	00:16:31,742	00:16:34,077	or some kind of extra-terrestrial poltergeist hybrid.	or some kind of extra-terrestrial poltergeist hybrid.
256	00:16:34,161	00:16:36,955	I said that!	I said that!
257	00:16:39,166	00:16:40,542	Anyways!	Anyways!
258	00:16:41,418	00:16:44,713	I can tell you are a believer.	I can tell you are a believer.
259	00:16:45,672	00:16:47,633	Someone who knows the impossible	Someone who knows the impossible
260	00:16:49,092	00:16:50,677	is always possible.	is always possible.
261	00:16:52,554	00:16:54,973	The word "impossible" literally means...	The word "impossible" literally means...
262	00:16:58,393	00:16:59,561	Okay.	Okay.
263	00:16:59,728	00:17:00,771	Let's go.	Let's go.
264	00:17:00,896	00:17:02,397	It was nice meeting you.	It was nice meeting you.
265	00:17:12,657	00:17:14,367	Mia, it's not magical.	Mia, it's not magical.
266	00:17:14,451	00:17:18,163	It's just a plain, stupid forest, like the stupid farm and the stupid...	It's just a plain, stupid forest, like the stupid farm and the stupid...
267	00:17:19,330	00:17:20,499	Oh, crap.	Oh, crap.
268	00:17:21,916	00:17:24,044	Hi, Kimmy. So good to see you.	Hi, Kimmy. So good to see you.
269	00:17:24,127	00:17:27,130	I am sorry about the whole cafeteria mix-up thing today.	I am sorry about the whole cafeteria mix-up thing today.
270	00:17:27,631	00:17:29,424	Too late for sorrys.	Too late for sorrys.
271	00:17:29,758	00:17:30,926	Priscilla!	Priscilla!
272	00:17:32,845	00:17:34,972	Whoa, lady! Call off your goon!	Whoa, lady! Call off your goon!
273	00:17:36,306	00:17:39,643	Oh, does mommy's little baby wanna eat the two little girls?	Oh, does mommy's little baby wanna eat the two little girls?
274	00:17:39,726	00:17:41,353	Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.	Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
275	00:17:41,436	00:17:45,691	Look, we don't want any trouble, just let us get by you and...	Look, we don't want any trouble, just let us get by you and...
276	00:17:45,816	00:17:46,817	First let's see what's in the bag.	First let's see what's in the bag.
277	00:17:46,900	00:17:48,694	It's just heart medication.	It's just heart medication.
278	00:17:48,986	00:17:50,404	Pass. What else you got?	Pass. What else you got?
279	00:17:50,654	00:17:52,030	Nothing that you'd want.	Nothing that you'd want.
280	00:17:52,114	00:17:53,532	Just our bikes.	Just our bikes.
281	00:17:56,201	00:17:57,244	What?	What?
282	00:18:01,582	00:18:03,417	You had us worried sick!	You had us worried sick!
283	00:18:03,625	00:18:04,793	Where are your bikes?	Where are your bikes?
284	00:18:05,210	00:18:06,295	Where have you been?	Where have you been?
285	00:18:06,545	00:18:07,671	I forgot my phone.	I forgot my phone.
286	00:18:07,921	00:18:09,089	That's no excuse.	That's no excuse.
287	00:18:09,173	00:18:10,215	Unacceptable!	Unacceptable!
288	00:18:10,299	00:18:11,884	I wanna go back to Chicago!	I wanna go back to Chicago!
289	00:18:11,967	00:18:13,719	Enough with the attitude, young lady.	Enough with the attitude, young lady.
290	00:18:13,802	00:18:15,387	This is your home now. Get used to it.	This is your home now. Get used to it.
291	00:18:15,470	00:18:18,682	I hate this place! And I hate you for making us come here!	I hate this place! And I hate you for making us come here!
292	00:18:19,057	00:18:20,809	Don't talk to me like that!	Don't talk to me like that!
293	00:18:20,893	00:18:22,769	Emma! Emma! Don't...	Emma! Emma! Don't...
294	00:18:24,730	00:18:25,731	What's with her?	What's with her?
295	00:18:26,064	00:18:27,774	Got mugged by a dragon.	Got mugged by a dragon.
296	00:18:28,025	00:18:29,276	Been there.	Been there.
297	00:18:39,661	00:18:40,662	Hey.	Hey.
298	00:18:41,246	00:18:42,664	Just go away.	Just go away.
299	00:18:43,457	00:18:45,667	I just wanna show you something real fast.	I just wanna show you something real fast.
300	00:18:47,669	00:18:48,795	Ooh.	Ooh.
301	00:18:48,879	00:18:50,339	I love what you've done with the place.	I love what you've done with the place.
302	00:18:51,965	00:18:53,008	Sorry, that was...	Sorry, that was...
303	00:18:58,222	00:18:59,223	Ribbit.	Ribbit.
304	00:19:04,394	00:19:05,729	Look...	Look...
305	00:19:07,606	00:19:11,693	I know this big change is hard, but if you just give it...	I know this big change is hard, but if you just give it...
306	00:19:13,904	00:19:17,282	I believe, if you have a little faith in your family	I believe, if you have a little faith in your family
307	00:19:17,824	00:19:19,243	and you just try,	and you just try,
308	00:19:20,327	00:19:22,538	you might find that you actually kind of like it here.	you might find that you actually kind of like it here.
309	00:19:25,123	00:19:26,750	That's what you said about artichokes.	That's what you said about artichokes.
310	00:19:27,000	00:19:28,293	Exactly.	Exactly.
311	00:19:28,585	00:19:30,045	- And now who loves them? - Mia.	- And now who loves them? - Mia.
312	00:19:31,463	00:19:32,631	I still hate them.	I still hate them.
313	00:19:33,340	00:19:34,383	Oh.	Oh.
314	00:19:35,092	00:19:36,176	Hmm.	Hmm.
315	00:19:36,260	00:19:40,222	Anyway, this is what I wanted to show you.	Anyway, this is what I wanted to show you.
316	00:19:41,515	00:19:43,058	Oh, look at all this.	Oh, look at all this.
317	00:19:43,392	00:19:46,353	Oh, crazy Grandma, there she is.	Oh, crazy Grandma, there she is.
318	00:19:46,812	00:19:48,480	And where is it?	And where is it?
319	00:19:48,564	00:19:49,648	Oh, here it is.	Oh, here it is.
320	00:19:50,148	00:19:53,068	That is your mother at this very ranch.	That is your mother at this very ranch.
321	00:19:53,360	00:19:54,903	She's about Mia's age.	She's about Mia's age.
322	00:19:55,612	00:19:58,031	Oh, look how happy she is living here.	Oh, look how happy she is living here.
323	00:19:58,657	00:20:02,536	If she actually lived here, I'd love this place, too.	If she actually lived here, I'd love this place, too.
324	00:20:05,873	00:20:07,207	I know you would, baby.	I know you would, baby.
325	00:20:17,050	00:20:18,427	What about artichoke dip?	What about artichoke dip?
326	00:20:18,760	00:20:19,887	Nope.	Nope.
327	00:20:19,970	00:20:21,221	Ah, okay.	Ah, okay.
328	00:20:24,266	00:20:25,767	Oh!	Oh!
329	00:20:27,561	00:20:30,105	Oh, my. Oh...	Oh, my. Oh...
330	00:20:34,526	00:20:36,695	Granny, what happened? Are you okay?	Granny, what happened? Are you okay?
331	00:20:37,362	00:20:41,325	Yeah, it was nothing. I just took a tiny spill.	Yeah, it was nothing. I just took a tiny spill.
332	00:20:42,993	00:20:45,495	Oh, Monroe, I'm fine.	Oh, Monroe, I'm fine.
333	00:20:46,705	00:20:47,915	You go back to bed.	You go back to bed.
334	00:20:49,917	00:20:52,127	Don't you fret about your old granny.	Don't you fret about your old granny.
335	00:20:53,253	00:20:54,713	Come here.	Come here.
336	00:20:55,797	00:20:57,090	I'm worried about you.	I'm worried about you.
337	00:20:57,674	00:21:00,302	- Oh... - Emma, Daddy.	- Oh... - Emma, Daddy.
338	00:21:00,886	00:21:02,888	School. Everything.	School. Everything.
339	00:21:03,096	00:21:06,058	Oh, worrying is just like a rocking horse.	Oh, worrying is just like a rocking horse.
340	00:21:06,141	00:21:08,602	It's something to do that gets you nowhere.	It's something to do that gets you nowhere.
341	00:21:08,936	00:21:11,021	Hey, everybody has bad days.	Hey, everybody has bad days.
342	00:21:11,480	00:21:12,773	Come on, lay down.	Come on, lay down.
343	00:21:15,651	00:21:16,944	The thing is,	The thing is,
344	00:21:18,028	00:21:22,157	you just gotta believe the next one is gonna be a little bit better.	you just gotta believe the next one is gonna be a little bit better.
345	00:21:25,160	00:21:26,578	You got a spark.	You got a spark.
346	00:21:28,163	00:21:30,457	You are just like your mama.	You are just like your mama.
347	00:21:31,333	00:21:33,961	You know, even when she got so sick,	You know, even when she got so sick,
348	00:21:34,962	00:21:38,966	she didn't think that anything was impossible.	she didn't think that anything was impossible.
349	00:21:39,675	00:21:41,760	Impossible is always possible?	Impossible is always possible?
350	00:21:42,344	00:21:43,595	Exactly.	Exactly.
351	00:21:43,971	00:21:47,432	That's why you gotta keep believing with your whole heart.	That's why you gotta keep believing with your whole heart.
352	00:21:48,058	00:21:51,895	You might not see her, or hear her,	You might not see her, or hear her,
353	00:21:52,271	00:21:55,858	but her spirit is always with you.	but her spirit is always with you.
354	00:22:14,626	00:22:15,878	Hey, Emma.	Hey, Emma.
355	00:22:15,961	00:22:17,212	Can I borrow your phone?	Can I borrow your phone?
356	00:22:19,381	00:22:20,716	I'll take that as a yes.	I'll take that as a yes.
357	00:22:20,799	00:22:22,009	Thanks.	Thanks.
358	00:22:29,766	00:22:31,476	What is that?	What is that?
359	00:22:32,936	00:22:34,396	Oh, hey, Monroe.	Oh, hey, Monroe.
360	00:22:34,897	00:22:36,190	Monroe!	Monroe!
361	00:22:38,192	00:22:39,610	Please, Monroe, come back!	Please, Monroe, come back!
362	00:22:39,693	00:22:40,777	Please?	Please?
363	00:22:40,861	00:22:42,863	No, no! Come on, Monroe!	No, no! Come on, Monroe!
364	00:22:46,158	00:22:48,076	Come on, Monroe, where are you?	Come on, Monroe, where are you?
365	00:22:50,495	00:22:53,290	Don't scare me like that!	Don't scare me like that!
366	00:23:11,934	00:23:14,102	Oh, my...	Oh, my...
367	00:23:20,025	00:23:23,654	Hurry, Emma! Wake up! You gotta see this! Come on, wake up! Please!	Hurry, Emma! Wake up! You gotta see this! Come on, wake up! Please!
368	00:23:24,780	00:23:25,781	It's 4:00 a.m.	It's 4:00 a.m.
369	00:23:25,864	00:23:27,991	We don't have to get up for another 20 minutes.	We don't have to get up for another 20 minutes.
370	00:23:28,075	00:23:29,660	Please? I gotta show you something.	Please? I gotta show you something.
371	00:23:30,160	00:23:32,663	I told you not to touch my phone!	I told you not to touch my phone!
372	00:23:33,080	00:23:34,331	Pretty awesome, huh?	Pretty awesome, huh?
373	00:23:35,123	00:23:36,250	Why is it so shaky?	Why is it so shaky?
374	00:23:36,333	00:23:38,335	I was holding a pig. Who cares?	I was holding a pig. Who cares?
375	00:23:38,418	00:23:40,295	Can you believe it? They are real.	Can you believe it? They are real.
376	00:23:40,379	00:23:42,256	- What are real? - Unicorns!	- What are real? - Unicorns!
377	00:23:46,969	00:23:48,136	Go to bed.	Go to bed.
378	00:23:50,514	00:23:53,141	I found a unicorn, everybody!	I found a unicorn, everybody!
379	00:23:54,017	00:23:56,019	- Psst. Dad, can you look at this? - Huh? What?	- Psst. Dad, can you look at this? - Huh? What?
380	00:23:56,311	00:23:57,896	You see a unicorn, right?	You see a unicorn, right?
381	00:23:59,064	00:24:00,190	See what?	See what?
382	00:24:00,274	00:24:01,316	The unicorn.	The unicorn.
383	00:24:01,400	00:24:03,527	- Right? - No.	- Right? - No.
384	00:24:03,735	00:24:04,778	I told you!	I told you!
385	00:24:05,362	00:24:06,530	Really?	Really?
386	00:24:06,613	00:24:08,490	Maybe your eyes are still too sleepy.	Maybe your eyes are still too sleepy.
387	00:24:08,824	00:24:10,534	I'll make you some coffee to wake you up.	I'll make you some coffee to wake you up.
388	00:24:10,617	00:24:13,245	Go to bed! Both of you!	Go to bed! Both of you!
389	00:24:14,413	00:24:15,455	Come on, Mia.	Come on, Mia.
390	00:24:17,165	00:24:19,835	And wash your face. What're you doing?	And wash your face. What're you doing?
391	00:24:22,880	00:24:24,214	Oh, my.	Oh, my.
392	00:24:24,423	00:24:25,507	Yes.	Yes.
393	00:24:25,883	00:24:29,928	This is a beautiful white unicorn colt.	This is a beautiful white unicorn colt.
394	00:24:31,054	00:24:33,932	I tell ya, those woods are littered with them.	I tell ya, those woods are littered with them.
395	00:24:34,016	00:24:35,434	- Really? - I told you.	- Really? - I told you.
396	00:24:35,517	00:24:39,605	I'm gonna show you something that is really gonna blow your noggins.	I'm gonna show you something that is really gonna blow your noggins.
397	00:24:41,440	00:24:43,525	I think that's called an 8-track.	I think that's called an 8-track.
398	00:24:43,734	00:24:48,197	My boyfriend shot this in the back of the bait and tackle shack.	My boyfriend shot this in the back of the bait and tackle shack.
399	00:24:48,447	00:24:53,452	There's no way that gigantic black tape only fits eight movies.	There's no way that gigantic black tape only fits eight movies.
400	00:24:53,660	00:25:00,209	Here is indisputable proof that there is a real live Sasquatch.	Here is indisputable proof that there is a real live Sasquatch.
401	00:25:00,334	00:25:02,544	I'm still waiting to see proof of the boyfriend.	I'm still waiting to see proof of the boyfriend.
402	00:25:04,004	00:25:05,380	Look, look, look.	Look, look, look.
403	00:25:05,464	00:25:08,675	The sloping forehead, the size 17 Nikes.	The sloping forehead, the size 17 Nikes.
404	00:25:08,967	00:25:10,594	That's a real live bigfoot.	That's a real live bigfoot.
405	00:25:13,597	00:25:17,351	Accupril, Zocor, Prilosec, Piroxicam, Lyrica, Toprol,	Accupril, Zocor, Prilosec, Piroxicam, Lyrica, Toprol,
406	00:25:17,434	00:25:22,940	Colace, Stelara, Acuvail, CardioMax, Maalox, Rheumatrex, Mayra, Lorazepam.	Colace, Stelara, Acuvail, CardioMax, Maalox, Rheumatrex, Mayra, Lorazepam.
407	00:25:23,023	00:25:25,025	Hey, Emma, can I show them your phone?	Hey, Emma, can I show them your phone?
408	00:25:25,192	00:25:26,193	No.	No.
409	00:25:27,986	00:25:29,947	Let me ask you guys something.	Let me ask you guys something.
410	00:25:30,030	00:25:32,616	What do you guys know about unicorns?	What do you guys know about unicorns?
411	00:25:33,742	00:25:36,828	Well, you know, the horn has a lot of protein	Well, you know, the horn has a lot of protein
412	00:25:36,912	00:25:37,955	and potassium inside.	and potassium inside.
413	00:25:38,038	00:25:40,707	Stop it!	Stop it!
414	00:25:40,791	00:25:44,336	Rumor has it that they come from, uh, Valhalla or Pittsburgh...	Rumor has it that they come from, uh, Valhalla or Pittsburgh...
415	00:25:44,419	00:25:45,629	Stop!	Stop!
416	00:25:46,839	00:25:49,925	I happen to be an expert on the Equus Monoclonius.	I happen to be an expert on the Equus Monoclonius.
417	00:25:50,259	00:25:52,511	Oh, yeah. Sure you are, Willie.	Oh, yeah. Sure you are, Willie.
418	00:25:53,345	00:25:54,596	Why'd you ask?	Why'd you ask?
419	00:25:55,472	00:25:57,724	You, uh... You seen one, honey?	You, uh... You seen one, honey?
420	00:25:58,892	00:26:00,185	Uh...	Uh...
421	00:26:00,686	00:26:01,812	Huh?	Huh?
422	00:26:02,020	00:26:04,147	No. Doing a school report.	No. Doing a school report.
423	00:26:04,982	00:26:06,024	Ah.	Ah.
424	00:26:06,108	00:26:08,068	Unicorns are most definitely real.	Unicorns are most definitely real.
425	00:26:08,151	00:26:09,903	Every culture has their own legend.	Every culture has their own legend.
426	00:26:09,987	00:26:12,114	The, uh, natives said that the horn, or alicorn,	The, uh, natives said that the horn, or alicorn,
427	00:26:12,197	00:26:14,867	when touched, has the power to heal.	when touched, has the power to heal.
428	00:26:14,950	00:26:17,995	If you capture one, and it's very hard to do now,	If you capture one, and it's very hard to do now,
429	00:26:18,579	00:26:20,914	you'll become extremely lucky,	you'll become extremely lucky,
430	00:26:21,331	00:26:24,543	so long as that critter's always by your side.	so long as that critter's always by your side.
431	00:26:26,086	00:26:27,838	Go ahead and tell her about that vampire thing.	Go ahead and tell her about that vampire thing.
432	00:26:27,921	00:26:29,590	It ain't like a vampire at all!	It ain't like a vampire at all!
433	00:26:29,882	00:26:31,091	A vampire?	A vampire?
434	00:26:32,217	00:26:35,512	Now, you, uh... You wouldn't wanna do this, 'cause...	Now, you, uh... You wouldn't wanna do this, 'cause...
435	00:26:35,971	00:26:37,681	'Cause the unicorn would die.	'Cause the unicorn would die.
436	00:26:38,765	00:26:42,436	But they say if you remove the horn and drink its blood...	But they say if you remove the horn and drink its blood...
437	00:26:42,519	00:26:43,854	Ugh, so gross!	Ugh, so gross!
438	00:26:44,813	00:26:48,567	...you'll have eternal life.	...you'll have eternal life.
439	00:26:49,818	00:26:51,320	Like a vampire.	Like a vampire.
440	00:26:52,571	00:26:53,947	And they both fly.	And they both fly.
441	00:26:54,031	00:26:56,074	No, you guys are thinking of a Pegasus.	No, you guys are thinking of a Pegasus.
442	00:26:56,158	00:26:58,577	Those are two completely different species.	Those are two completely different species.
443	00:26:58,785	00:27:01,747	You don't know nothing about unicorns!	You don't know nothing about unicorns!
444	00:27:01,830	00:27:03,165	Before I put you wise,	Before I put you wise,
445	00:27:03,248	00:27:05,876	you thought a yeti was a Barbra Streisand movie, huh?	you thought a yeti was a Barbra Streisand movie, huh?
446	00:27:06,043	00:27:07,044	That was Elizabeth Presley!	That was Elizabeth Presley!
447	00:27:07,169	00:27:08,170	Elizabeth Presley?	Elizabeth Presley?
448	00:27:08,253	00:27:09,588	You gonna get the hiccups, Willie!	You gonna get the hiccups, Willie!
449	00:27:09,671	00:27:12,174	Hey, listen! It's Priscilla Presley, Elizabeth Taylor...	Hey, listen! It's Priscilla Presley, Elizabeth Taylor...
450	00:27:12,257	00:27:13,258	You don't know nothing!	You don't know nothing!
451	00:27:13,342	00:27:15,594	- That's it! - You gonna get hit!	- That's it! - You gonna get hit!
452	00:27:15,677	00:27:17,137	- Oh, yeah? - Yeah!	- Oh, yeah? - Yeah!
453	00:27:18,722	00:27:20,224	You think I'm gonna get the hiccups?	You think I'm gonna get the hiccups?
454	00:27:20,557	00:27:21,683	You got 'em.	You got 'em.
455	00:27:22,726	00:27:23,727	It's simple.	It's simple.
456	00:27:23,810	00:27:25,229	We catch us a unicorn.	We catch us a unicorn.
457	00:27:25,312	00:27:26,897	Willie says they bring good luck.	Willie says they bring good luck.
458	00:27:26,980	00:27:28,482	We sure could use some.	We sure could use some.
459	00:27:28,565	00:27:31,860	You think we should take advice from a guy named Crazy Willie?	You think we should take advice from a guy named Crazy Willie?
460	00:27:31,944	00:27:35,072	We bought our toaster from Crazy Dave's Appliances.	We bought our toaster from Crazy Dave's Appliances.
461	00:27:35,614	00:27:37,574	"The word 'unicorn' is Latin.	"The word 'unicorn' is Latin.
462	00:27:37,658	00:27:41,495	"An all clean, horn-hold, healing eli..."	"An all clean, horn-hold, healing eli..."
463	00:27:41,578	00:27:43,539	Elixir. It's like a magic power.	Elixir. It's like a magic power.
464	00:27:43,956	00:27:45,624	Right.	Right.
465	00:27:46,458	00:27:48,877	"But you gotta grip the horn real tight."	"But you gotta grip the horn real tight."
466	00:27:48,961	00:27:51,463	Uh-huh. And I heard that their farts smell like cotton candy.	Uh-huh. And I heard that their farts smell like cotton candy.
467	00:27:52,631	00:27:56,677	I don't see that, but the unicorn reference	I don't see that, but the unicorn reference
468	00:27:56,760	00:27:59,346	was in the Bible nine times!	was in the Bible nine times!
469	00:27:59,596	00:28:01,515	And no mention of farting?	And no mention of farting?
470	00:28:03,308	00:28:04,726	- No. - Huh. Weird.	- No. - Huh. Weird.
471	00:28:05,477	00:28:09,106	This guy, Leonardo da Vinci, not the Ninja Turtle,	This guy, Leonardo da Vinci, not the Ninja Turtle,
472	00:28:09,189	00:28:11,024	said exactly how to capture one.	said exactly how to capture one.
473	00:28:13,652	00:28:14,695	Ah!	Ah!
474	00:28:16,321	00:28:19,908	"The unicorn for the luck it bears fair maidens	"The unicorn for the luck it bears fair maidens
475	00:28:19,992	00:28:22,995	"forgets its ferocity and wildness,	"forgets its ferocity and wildness,
476	00:28:23,203	00:28:26,748	"and laying aside all fear will go to its weeping damsel,	"and laying aside all fear will go to its weeping damsel,
477	00:28:27,082	00:28:30,377	"will go to sleep in your lap and thus the hunters can take it."	"will go to sleep in your lap and thus the hunters can take it."
478	00:28:31,170	00:28:32,963	Drop it, Mia. It ain't happening.	Drop it, Mia. It ain't happening.
479	00:28:39,136	00:28:42,431	You don't have to believe in unicorns,	You don't have to believe in unicorns,
480	00:28:43,891	00:28:45,475	but please,	but please,
481	00:28:46,852	00:28:49,897	could you try to believe in me?	could you try to believe in me?
482	00:28:54,484	00:28:57,070	If I go on this little hunting expedition with you,	If I go on this little hunting expedition with you,
483	00:28:58,071	00:29:00,782	you have to help me convince Dad to go back to Chicago.	you have to help me convince Dad to go back to Chicago.
484	00:29:01,575	00:29:02,784	Um...	Um...
485	00:29:03,994	00:29:05,913	Okay. Deal.	Okay. Deal.
486	00:29:06,538	00:29:08,290	Even if we don't bag us a unicorn?	Even if we don't bag us a unicorn?
487	00:29:08,498	00:29:09,625	Not a problem.	Not a problem.
488	00:29:14,463	00:29:16,340	Um, I'll pass.	Um, I'll pass.
489	00:29:22,095	00:29:24,473	Greek mythology, European folklore,	Greek mythology, European folklore,
490	00:29:24,556	00:29:27,267	da Vinci, this poet William Rose Bennet.	da Vinci, this poet William Rose Bennet.
491	00:29:27,351	00:29:28,393	Benét.	Benét.
492	00:29:28,477	00:29:31,063	All of them used the same bait to catch a unicorn.	All of them used the same bait to catch a unicorn.
493	00:29:31,146	00:29:34,566	A pure and innocent damsel in a white dress	A pure and innocent damsel in a white dress
494	00:29:34,650	00:29:38,862	sits weeping under a tree, flowers woven in her hair.	sits weeping under a tree, flowers woven in her hair.
495	00:29:39,655	00:29:42,074	You want me to cry beneath a tree?	You want me to cry beneath a tree?
496	00:29:42,199	00:29:43,742	You?	You?
497	00:29:43,825	00:29:46,036	Implying I'm not pure and innocent?	Implying I'm not pure and innocent?
498	00:29:46,161	00:29:48,872	The spin the bottle game at Martha Thompson's birthday party	The spin the bottle game at Martha Thompson's birthday party
499	00:29:48,956	00:29:50,958	pretty much closed that chapter.	pretty much closed that chapter.
500	00:29:57,589	00:29:59,174	Hey! Can we go now?	Hey! Can we go now?
501	00:29:59,466	00:30:00,592	Uh!	Uh!
502	00:30:01,635	00:30:02,803	No.	No.
503	00:30:03,512	00:30:06,223	I think I got an idea. Can you come over here?	I think I got an idea. Can you come over here?
504	00:30:13,564	00:30:15,357	I want you to pull my hair.	I want you to pull my hair.
505	00:30:15,983	00:30:16,984	What?	What?
506	00:30:17,401	00:30:18,777	I'm not gonna pull your hair.	I'm not gonna pull your hair.
507	00:30:18,861	00:30:20,529	- Just do it. - No.	- Just do it. - No.
508	00:30:20,612	00:30:21,989	- Just do it! - No.	- Just do it! - No.
509	00:30:22,072	00:30:23,282	Just do it!	Just do it!
510	00:30:23,365	00:30:24,366	Fine!	Fine!
511	00:30:24,783	00:30:26,493	Ow.	Ow.
512	00:30:26,577	00:30:27,953	Why'd you do that?	Why'd you do that?
513	00:30:28,036	00:30:29,246	You told me to!	You told me to!
514	00:30:30,664	00:30:32,291	I didn't think it'd hurt so...	I didn't think it'd hurt so...
515	00:30:35,836	00:30:36,837	Well?	Well?
516	00:30:38,755	00:30:39,756	Am I crying?	Am I crying?
517	00:30:40,299	00:30:41,717	Not even a tear.	Not even a tear.
518	00:30:43,385	00:30:44,970	It's no use.	It's no use.
519	00:30:47,431	00:30:50,058	I was sure it could work.	I was sure it could work.
520	00:30:50,684	00:30:52,019	It's not fair.	It's not fair.
521	00:30:54,354	00:30:58,025	Why don't good things ever happen for us?	Why don't good things ever happen for us?
522	00:30:58,859	00:30:59,860	Don't worry.	Don't worry.
523	00:31:00,694	00:31:02,029	It'll be okay.	It'll be okay.
524	00:31:02,905	00:31:04,656	I miss Mommy so much.	I miss Mommy so much.
525	00:31:07,868	00:31:09,203	Me, too.	Me, too.
526	00:31:12,831	00:31:15,918	You believe I saw it, right?	You believe I saw it, right?
527	00:31:16,293	00:31:17,628	The unicorn?	The unicorn?
528	00:31:19,463	00:31:21,882	I do. I really do.	I do. I really do.
529	00:31:24,009	00:31:26,303	Goodness, it's freezing out here.	Goodness, it's freezing out here.
530	00:31:26,386	00:31:28,388	Let's get home. Sound good?	Let's get home. Sound good?
531	00:31:29,973	00:31:31,016	Okay.	Okay.
532	00:31:37,147	00:31:38,232	What was that?	What was that?
533	00:31:38,440	00:31:39,650	Huh?	Huh?
534	00:31:40,234	00:31:42,986	I just thought I heard something.	I just thought I heard something.
535	00:31:50,410	00:31:52,538	What the heck is that?	What the heck is that?
536	00:31:53,372	00:31:55,415	Quick! Hide! Go, please! Go!	Quick! Hide! Go, please! Go!
537	00:32:15,727	00:32:16,895	No way!	No way!
538	00:32:17,312	00:32:18,397	Hi there.	Hi there.
539	00:32:35,581	00:32:38,417	Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, settle. Settle.	Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, settle. Settle.
540	00:32:44,923	00:32:47,259	It's okay. It's okay.	It's okay. It's okay.
541	00:32:49,678	00:32:51,972	Settle. Settle. Settle.	Settle. Settle. Settle.
542	00:32:55,893	00:32:57,477	I think its foot is hurt.	I think its foot is hurt.
543	00:32:58,395	00:33:00,397	Don't worry, we're friendly.	Don't worry, we're friendly.
544	00:33:03,901	00:33:05,444	Wanna come home with us?	Wanna come home with us?
545	00:33:06,361	00:33:08,614	My very own unicorn!	My very own unicorn!
546	00:33:08,697	00:33:12,826	I'm gonna name her Princess Rainbow Sparkle.	I'm gonna name her Princess Rainbow Sparkle.
547	00:33:13,327	00:33:14,786	It's a boy.	It's a boy.
548	00:33:14,870	00:33:16,872	Yeah? How do you know?	Yeah? How do you know?
549	00:33:17,039	00:33:19,458	By its, um, its horn.	By its, um, its horn.
550	00:33:20,334	00:33:21,335	Oh.	Oh.
551	00:33:21,418	00:33:23,462	Then we'll name him...	Then we'll name him...
552	00:33:25,130	00:33:26,298	Rocco.	Rocco.
553	00:33:27,090	00:33:28,509	Why Rocco?	Why Rocco?
554	00:33:28,592	00:33:31,428	Obviously 'cause he looks like a Rocco.	Obviously 'cause he looks like a Rocco.
555	00:33:32,221	00:33:33,514	Obviously.	Obviously.
556	00:33:37,226	00:33:39,061	Welcome to your new home, Rocco.	Welcome to your new home, Rocco.
557	00:33:39,728	00:33:40,854	- Dad, wake up! - What!	- Dad, wake up! - What!
558	00:33:40,938	00:33:41,939	Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!	Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
559	00:33:42,022	00:33:43,607	What's going on? Is everything okay?	What's going on? Is everything okay?
560	00:33:43,774	00:33:44,983	Follow us! Follow us! Come on!	Follow us! Follow us! Come on!
561	00:33:45,067	00:33:47,277	Okay, okay, okay, I'm coming!	Okay, okay, okay, I'm coming!
562	00:33:52,533	00:33:53,659	Hurry!	Hurry!
563	00:33:53,742	00:33:55,994	Okay, okay. I'm coming, I'm coming.	Okay, okay. I'm coming, I'm coming.
564	00:33:56,537	00:33:57,996	What're you wearing?	What're you wearing?
565	00:33:58,705	00:33:59,831	Did you get married?	Did you get married?
566	00:33:59,915	00:34:01,458	Come see! Come on! Follow us, come on!	Come see! Come on! Follow us, come on!
567	00:34:02,125	00:34:03,168	Shh. He's coming.	Shh. He's coming.
568	00:34:03,252	00:34:04,711	Over here, Dad.	Over here, Dad.
569	00:34:05,045	00:34:07,089	What's going on? The coyotes?	What's going on? The coyotes?
570	00:34:07,923	00:34:09,299	Guess what we got?	Guess what we got?
571	00:34:10,259	00:34:12,052	Help me out here. What am I looking at?	Help me out here. What am I looking at?
572	00:34:13,387	00:34:14,596	You don't see it?	You don't see it?
573	00:34:15,429	00:34:18,225	Uh, the rope flapping in the wind?	Uh, the rope flapping in the wind?
574	00:34:19,309	00:34:21,103	You really don't see it?	You really don't see it?
575	00:34:21,186	00:34:22,353	See what?	See what?
576	00:34:22,437	00:34:24,438	The unicorn!	The unicorn!
577	00:34:30,195	00:34:31,655	We'll talk about this in the morning.	We'll talk about this in the morning.
578	00:34:33,364	00:34:34,658	Huh.	Huh.
579	00:34:35,284	00:34:37,744	Maybe only kids can see it.	Maybe only kids can see it.
580	00:34:41,915	00:34:43,333	Whoa.	Whoa.
581	00:34:43,417	00:34:46,170	Maybe it's time to re-think the Easter bunny.	Maybe it's time to re-think the Easter bunny.
582	00:34:47,880	00:34:50,047	Come on, eat it. It's good.	Come on, eat it. It's good.
583	00:34:50,132	00:34:51,507	See? See?	See? See?
584	00:34:51,592	00:34:53,594	Put some in your mouth to show him.	Put some in your mouth to show him.
585	00:34:53,844	00:34:55,469	Put it in your mouth.	Put it in your mouth.
586	00:34:56,597	00:34:58,557	Up a little late, are we?	Up a little late, are we?
587	00:34:58,640	00:34:59,641	Uh-oh.	Uh-oh.
588	00:35:00,017	00:35:02,936	Looks like someone doesn't wanna stay at my ranch.	Looks like someone doesn't wanna stay at my ranch.
589	00:35:03,395	00:35:05,147	You mean Emma, or...	You mean Emma, or...
590	00:35:05,230	00:35:06,440	The yearling.	The yearling.
591	00:35:10,194	00:35:15,616	Oh, he looks so much like the one your mama played with.	Oh, he looks so much like the one your mama played with.
592	00:35:16,575	00:35:18,285	And I notice he has a sprain.	And I notice he has a sprain.
593	00:35:18,368	00:35:19,453	How did that happen?	How did that happen?
594	00:35:21,079	00:35:23,207	Our mother owned a unicorn?	Our mother owned a unicorn?
595	00:35:25,584	00:35:28,003	Nobody owns a unicorn.	Nobody owns a unicorn.
596	00:35:28,462	00:35:31,715	They do what they want, when they want.	They do what they want, when they want.
597	00:35:32,883	00:35:37,638	Your mother's colt friend attracted some desperate desperadoes.	Your mother's colt friend attracted some desperate desperadoes.
598	00:35:38,055	00:35:39,264	Hiya!	Hiya!
599	00:35:40,057	00:35:41,850	Hiya!	Hiya!
600	00:35:43,602	00:35:44,895	Whoa!	Whoa!
601	00:35:54,404	00:35:55,614	But your mama...	But your mama...
602	00:35:59,159	00:36:01,828	She would always protect her friend.	She would always protect her friend.
603	00:36:04,540	00:36:05,958	No! No!	No! No!
604	00:36:15,801	00:36:16,802	Uh...	Uh...
605	00:36:18,512	00:36:21,431	But please, can I keep him?	But please, can I keep him?
606	00:36:22,057	00:36:25,310	I promise, I'll feed him, brush him, take him out on walks,	I promise, I'll feed him, brush him, take him out on walks,
607	00:36:25,394	00:36:27,688	and even polish his horn every day.	and even polish his horn every day.
608	00:36:27,813	00:36:30,983	Honey, I need you to understand.	Honey, I need you to understand.
609	00:36:31,316	00:36:33,527	This is a mighty, powerful creature.	This is a mighty, powerful creature.
610	00:36:34,069	00:36:36,613	It is very easy to take advantage.	It is very easy to take advantage.
611	00:36:36,697	00:36:41,076	There is a reason that unicorns are not seen by humans.	There is a reason that unicorns are not seen by humans.
612	00:36:41,159	00:36:45,247	Most folks are not prepared to handle this kind of magic.	Most folks are not prepared to handle this kind of magic.
613	00:36:45,497	00:36:50,335	Willie says if you take off the horn and drink its blood,	Willie says if you take off the horn and drink its blood,
614	00:36:51,211	00:36:53,630	you'll live forever.	you'll live forever.
615	00:36:58,427	00:37:00,554	Not like I was going to.	Not like I was going to.
616	00:37:00,637	00:37:05,267	And then misfortune will follow you everywhere, cursed for eternity.	And then misfortune will follow you everywhere, cursed for eternity.
617	00:37:05,559	00:37:07,394	That doesn't sound like a lot of fun, does it?	That doesn't sound like a lot of fun, does it?
618	00:37:08,562	00:37:12,941	Right? Girls, I don't think you realize how much power you're wielding here.	Right? Girls, I don't think you realize how much power you're wielding here.
619	00:37:13,025	00:37:15,736	Without respect, it is dangerous.	Without respect, it is dangerous.
620	00:37:16,320	00:37:18,697	So should we just take him back?	So should we just take him back?
621	00:37:21,658	00:37:26,205	He can stay for a couple of days, just until his leg heals.	He can stay for a couple of days, just until his leg heals.
622	00:37:29,166	00:37:30,584	You okay with that?	You okay with that?
623	00:37:31,126	00:37:33,378	All right. Thank you.	All right. Thank you.
624	00:37:35,756	00:37:36,840	Good night, Rocco.	Good night, Rocco.
625	00:37:37,174	00:37:38,717	Sleep tight.	Sleep tight.
626	00:37:40,010	00:37:41,011	I'll race you.	I'll race you.
627	00:37:41,094	00:37:43,722	Let's go. Ready? Go.	Let's go. Ready? Go.
628	00:37:43,805	00:37:45,724	Oh, you're so slow! Come on!	Oh, you're so slow! Come on!
629	00:37:48,977	00:37:52,231	So I only saw him because I believe Mia saw it?	So I only saw him because I believe Mia saw it?
630	00:37:52,314	00:37:56,735	Yes. You put your faith in your family and great things happen.	Yes. You put your faith in your family and great things happen.
631	00:37:56,818	00:37:59,154	Did Mommy really have a unicorn, too?	Did Mommy really have a unicorn, too?
632	00:37:59,238	00:38:00,614	Or were you just fooling?	Or were you just fooling?
633	00:38:00,697	00:38:04,243	No. Your mama and that unicorn	No. Your mama and that unicorn
634	00:38:04,326	00:38:07,329	were like two nuts in a chipmunk's cheek.	were like two nuts in a chipmunk's cheek.
635	00:38:07,746	00:38:10,332	The things he would do for her.	The things he would do for her.
636	00:38:11,834	00:38:17,172	But your mama knew never to take advantage of that friendship.	But your mama knew never to take advantage of that friendship.
637	00:38:17,256	00:38:18,340	Not a problem.	Not a problem.
638	00:38:18,423	00:38:21,718	I'm already working on a ruby and diamond collar.	I'm already working on a ruby and diamond collar.
639	00:38:21,802	00:38:24,263	Really classy, not tacky.	Really classy, not tacky.
640	00:38:25,097	00:38:26,181	Okay.	Okay.
641	00:38:26,265	00:38:30,686	Very nice. All right, I want you to say your prayers	Very nice. All right, I want you to say your prayers
642	00:38:30,769	00:38:32,020	and go to sleep.	and go to sleep.
643	00:38:32,104	00:38:34,231	I'm not used to this.	I'm not used to this.
644	00:38:34,356	00:38:36,608	Sweet dreams, babies.	Sweet dreams, babies.
645	00:38:36,692	00:38:37,985	Good night, Grandma Rose.	Good night, Grandma Rose.
646	00:38:38,068	00:38:39,069	Yeah, good night.	Yeah, good night.
647	00:38:50,247	00:38:54,126	Bless Emma and Daddy and Grandma Rose and Monroe and Paco the goat	Bless Emma and Daddy and Grandma Rose and Monroe and Paco the goat
648	00:38:54,209	00:38:57,796	and Sheryl the cow and all the chickens.	and Sheryl the cow and all the chickens.
649	00:38:58,881	00:39:02,176	Harry, Joanne, Hunter, Sean, Stephanie,	Harry, Joanne, Hunter, Sean, Stephanie,
650	00:39:02,259	00:39:03,886	- Big Ronnie, Little Ronnie... - Just go to sleep.	- Big Ronnie, Little Ronnie... - Just go to sleep.
651	00:39:03,969	00:39:06,054	...Tony, Walter, Medium-sized Ronnie...	...Tony, Walter, Medium-sized Ronnie...
652	00:39:06,138	00:39:07,890	Will you just go to sleep?	Will you just go to sleep?
653	00:39:09,516	00:39:13,645	Most of all, thank you, Mommy, for sending Rocco from heaven.	Most of all, thank you, Mommy, for sending Rocco from heaven.
654	00:39:14,229	00:39:15,939	With his help, I'm sure it's gonna get	With his help, I'm sure it's gonna get
655	00:39:16,023	00:39:17,858	a lot better for all of us.	a lot better for all of us.
656	00:39:21,820	00:39:23,572	I miss you. Love you.	I miss you. Love you.
657	00:39:25,282	00:39:26,283	Amen.	Amen.
658	00:39:35,209	00:39:39,046	Girls, I am already having a hard time adjusting to this new job,	Girls, I am already having a hard time adjusting to this new job,
659	00:39:39,129	00:39:42,341	but now I'm gonna be groggy and sluggish all day.	but now I'm gonna be groggy and sluggish all day.
660	00:39:42,424	00:39:43,592	I can't... Hey.	I can't... Hey.
661	00:39:43,675	00:39:44,676	Are you listening to me?	Are you listening to me?
662	00:39:44,760	00:39:46,220	- Oh, yes, sir. Yes. - Oh. Of course.	- Oh, yes, sir. Yes. - Oh. Of course.
663	00:39:46,303	00:39:48,972	- Yes. - Listen, this is important.	- Yes. - Listen, this is important.
664	00:39:49,056	00:39:52,351	Oh, this is such a big change for me, too.	Oh, this is such a big change for me, too.
665	00:39:52,434	00:39:53,936	Not just for you.	Not just for you.
666	00:39:54,019	00:39:55,062	Oh.	Oh.
667	00:39:55,145	00:39:56,813	Do you think... You think that's funny?	Do you think... You think that's funny?
668	00:39:56,897	00:39:58,315	- Oh, no, sir. No. - Absolutely not.	- Oh, no, sir. No. - Absolutely not.
669	00:39:58,398	00:40:00,901	- No. - Okay. We're done here.	- No. - Okay. We're done here.
670	00:40:00,984	00:40:03,403	Just... Just go do your chores and then off to school, okay?	Just... Just go do your chores and then off to school, okay?
671	00:40:03,487	00:40:04,780	Yes sir.	Yes sir.
672	00:40:14,540	00:40:16,208	All right.	All right.
673	00:40:16,792	00:40:18,585	Come on, come on. You can do it.	Come on, come on. You can do it.
674	00:40:24,132	00:40:25,133	Good boy!	Good boy!
675	00:40:29,847	00:40:30,848	Whoa! Hey!	Whoa! Hey!
676	00:40:33,058	00:40:35,394	Rocco, you can do it. Come on, Rocco.	Rocco, you can do it. Come on, Rocco.
677	00:40:35,477	00:40:37,145	Rocco, you can do it.	Rocco, you can do it.
678	00:40:41,400	00:40:42,609	Heads.	Heads.
679	00:40:42,693	00:40:43,694	Awesome!	Awesome!
680	00:40:43,777	00:40:45,487	That's a hundred times in a row.	That's a hundred times in a row.
681	00:40:45,571	00:40:47,114	This is incredible! It's amazing!	This is incredible! It's amazing!
682	00:40:47,197	00:40:49,283	This luck must be coming from Rocco!	This luck must be coming from Rocco!
683	00:40:50,492	00:40:51,577	You think?	You think?
684	00:40:52,661	00:40:53,996	What do you wanna do next?	What do you wanna do next?
685	00:40:55,414	00:40:58,000	Let's try something really cool.	Let's try something really cool.
686	00:40:59,960	00:41:01,044	What do you have in mind?	What do you have in mind?
687	00:41:02,796	00:41:04,590	Whoo!	Whoo!
688	00:41:05,716	00:41:06,967	I found the needle!	I found the needle!
689	00:41:07,759	00:41:09,720	Now that's gotta be a world record.	Now that's gotta be a world record.
690	00:41:18,228	00:41:19,813	I'm thinking this might be a bad idea.	I'm thinking this might be a bad idea.
691	00:41:20,731	00:41:22,524	You'll be a good boy today, Rocco?	You'll be a good boy today, Rocco?
692	00:41:23,358	00:41:25,277	See? Not a problem.	See? Not a problem.
693	00:41:39,374	00:41:40,584	Come on.	Come on.
694	00:41:40,667	00:41:42,377	Morning, everyone.	Morning, everyone.
695	00:41:42,461	00:41:44,838	Do you believe this? It's like nobody sees him.	Do you believe this? It's like nobody sees him.
696	00:41:44,922	00:41:47,633	I guess they're just too distracted by their phones	I guess they're just too distracted by their phones
697	00:41:47,716	00:41:49,635	or just too cynical to be believers.	or just too cynical to be believers.
698	00:41:50,177	00:41:51,762	I weep for this generation.	I weep for this generation.
699	00:41:52,679	00:41:54,014	Let's go, Rocco.	Let's go, Rocco.
700	00:41:54,097	00:41:55,098	Let's go.	Let's go.
701	00:42:09,696	00:42:10,948	Rocco, what are you doing?	Rocco, what are you doing?
702	00:42:11,448	00:42:12,699	You're gonna get us in trouble.	You're gonna get us in trouble.
703	00:42:13,909	00:42:16,119	Hey. Who's Rocco?	Hey. Who's Rocco?
704	00:42:16,203	00:42:17,871	Your boyfriend or something?	Your boyfriend or something?
705	00:42:17,955	00:42:21,041	No, it's just my sister's unicorn.	No, it's just my sister's unicorn.
706	00:42:21,750	00:42:25,128	- Touché. - Ah, great.	- Touché. - Ah, great.
707	00:42:25,212	00:42:27,714	Now he thinks I'm lovesick for my old Italian boyfriend.	Now he thinks I'm lovesick for my old Italian boyfriend.
708	00:42:27,798	00:42:31,260	Nobody will ever believe you actually had a boyfriend.	Nobody will ever believe you actually had a boyfriend.
709	00:42:35,889	00:42:37,349	Why'd he close the window?	Why'd he close the window?
710	00:42:38,308	00:42:39,518	It's a bit nippy.	It's a bit nippy.
711	00:42:48,026	00:42:49,695	- Ew! - It's everywhere!	- Ew! - It's everywhere!
712	00:42:52,322	00:42:55,742	One, two, three, four, five, six.	One, two, three, four, five, six.
713	00:42:55,826	00:42:57,536	The answer is six.	The answer is six.
714	00:43:02,040	00:43:06,295	Bravo, Crystal. The spatial relationship is very disturbing.	Bravo, Crystal. The spatial relationship is very disturbing.
715	00:43:09,339	00:43:10,591	Magnificent.	Magnificent.
716	00:43:13,510	00:43:16,263	The word is "stroopwafel."	The word is "stroopwafel."
717	00:43:17,181	00:43:18,223	Stroopwafel.	Stroopwafel.
718	00:43:19,057	00:43:24,062	S-T-R-O-O-P-	S-T-R-O-O-P-
719	00:43:24,146	00:43:28,650	W-A-F-E-L.	W-A-F-E-L.
720	00:43:29,902	00:43:31,403	Stroopwafel.	Stroopwafel.
721	00:43:31,486	00:43:33,572	That is correct.	That is correct.
722	00:43:35,199	00:43:36,200	Pizza, please.	Pizza, please.
723	00:43:36,283	00:43:37,659	Can't get 'em to detach.	Can't get 'em to detach.
724	00:43:37,743	00:43:39,494	Just take all three slices.	Just take all three slices.
725	00:43:40,454	00:43:42,998	Not a problem!	Not a problem!
726	00:43:43,081	00:43:44,583	Thanks, Rocco.	Thanks, Rocco.
727	00:43:45,042	00:43:46,168	Lunchroom toll.	Lunchroom toll.
728	00:43:46,460	00:43:48,003	Three slices of...	Three slices of...
729	00:43:50,088	00:43:51,381	Sucks to be you.	Sucks to be you.
730	00:43:52,216	00:43:55,093	Says he needs just enough for a bus ride	Says he needs just enough for a bus ride
731	00:43:55,177	00:43:56,637	to his family in Vermont.	to his family in Vermont.
732	00:43:56,720	00:43:58,722	Naturally, I gave him what I had.	Naturally, I gave him what I had.
733	00:43:58,805	00:44:00,265	That's mighty neighborly.	That's mighty neighborly.
734	00:44:00,682	00:44:05,270	Well, when am I gonna get another chance to meet a real live Big Foot, huh?	Well, when am I gonna get another chance to meet a real live Big Foot, huh?
735	00:44:06,688	00:44:08,440	Oh, yeah, absolutely.	Oh, yeah, absolutely.
736	00:44:08,524	00:44:12,819	I suppose I could build a hunting blind in the alley behind Dixie...	I suppose I could build a hunting blind in the alley behind Dixie...
737	00:44:16,323	00:44:17,324	Holy!	Holy!
738	00:44:21,787	00:44:22,829	Did you guys see that?	Did you guys see that?
739	00:44:22,913	00:44:24,248	The chupacabra?	The chupacabra?
740	00:44:24,790	00:44:26,834	Or that leprechaun on that motorcycle?	Or that leprechaun on that motorcycle?
741	00:44:27,334	00:44:29,878	No, no, it's...	No, no, it's...
742	00:44:32,422	00:44:33,507	My mistake.	My mistake.
743	00:44:34,842	00:44:38,470	Weren't nothing there. It's my dang cataracts.	Weren't nothing there. It's my dang cataracts.
744	00:44:41,265	00:44:42,432	I don't get it.	I don't get it.
745	00:44:42,516	00:44:44,059	What's the matter with him?	What's the matter with him?
746	00:44:44,142	00:44:45,435	Didn't you have fun today?	Didn't you have fun today?
747	00:44:46,854	00:44:47,980	What's the matter, bud?	What's the matter, bud?
748	00:44:48,689	00:44:50,399	I got it. You want a carrot.	I got it. You want a carrot.
749	00:44:51,817	00:44:53,151	Carrot.	Carrot.
750	00:44:53,819	00:44:55,988	Come on, carrot. Carrot.	Come on, carrot. Carrot.
751	00:44:57,573	00:44:59,408	You know, he's just had a long day.	You know, he's just had a long day.
752	00:44:59,491	00:45:00,951	Probably really tired.	Probably really tired.
753	00:45:03,954	00:45:05,330	Good night, Rocco.	Good night, Rocco.
754	00:45:09,751	00:45:10,878	Tomorrow will be better.	Tomorrow will be better.
755	00:45:10,961	00:45:13,213	You just gotta believe it.	You just gotta believe it.
756	00:45:14,381	00:45:15,591	Good night, Rocco.	Good night, Rocco.
757	00:45:36,862	00:45:38,530	Emma, did you hear something?	Emma, did you hear something?
758	00:45:38,614	00:45:40,365	Go to sleep.	Go to sleep.
759	00:45:40,449	00:45:42,576	I think someone's out there.	I think someone's out there.
760	00:45:43,785	00:45:44,870	What is that?	What is that?
761	00:45:47,748	00:45:49,124	Do you hear that moaning?	Do you hear that moaning?
762	00:45:49,208	00:45:50,250	Yeah, I do.	Yeah, I do.
763	00:46:15,150	00:46:16,151	Whoa!	Whoa!
764	00:46:17,611	00:46:20,155	So gross.	So gross.
765	00:46:21,490	00:46:22,574	This is, uh...	This is, uh...
766	00:46:23,408	00:46:24,660	Um...	Um...
767	00:46:25,827	00:46:27,204	Bud.	Bud.
768	00:46:27,913	00:46:29,206	Bud.	Bud.
769	00:46:29,289	00:46:30,541	This is my boyfriend.	This is my boyfriend.
770	00:46:30,624	00:46:32,835	- Howdy. - Hi.	- Howdy. - Hi.
771	00:46:34,211	00:46:35,963	I'm sorry y'all thought I was spying,	I'm sorry y'all thought I was spying,
772	00:46:36,046	00:46:38,215	I didn't mean to scare you, I was just waiting for y'all to go	I didn't mean to scare you, I was just waiting for y'all to go
773	00:46:38,298	00:46:40,551	- so I could come over and... - Suck face.	- so I could come over and... - Suck face.
774	00:46:42,010	00:46:45,889	So, so, very, very gross.	So, so, very, very gross.
775	00:46:45,973	00:46:47,933	Monroe!	Monroe!
776	00:46:48,016	00:46:49,059	It's past your bed time.	It's past your bed time.
777	00:46:49,142	00:46:51,270	All right, well, I guess I better skedaddle.	All right, well, I guess I better skedaddle.
778	00:46:51,353	00:46:52,563	- All right. - Good night, ladies.	- All right. - Good night, ladies.
779	00:46:52,646	00:46:53,730	- It's dang late. - Good night, Bud.	- It's dang late. - Good night, Bud.
780	00:46:53,814	00:46:54,857	Come on, bed time.	Come on, bed time.
781	00:46:54,940	00:46:56,233	See? I do have a boyfriend.	See? I do have a boyfriend.
782	00:46:56,316	00:46:57,317	Okay.	Okay.
783	00:46:57,943	00:46:59,278	All right.	All right.
784	00:46:59,361	00:47:00,487	Oh, well.	Oh, well.
785	00:47:39,359	00:47:44,156	You gotta be the most beautiful thing these old cataract eyes ever seen.	You gotta be the most beautiful thing these old cataract eyes ever seen.
786	00:47:59,963	00:48:03,217	This is great! This is wonderful!	This is great! This is wonderful!
787	00:48:13,519	00:48:15,479	Hey.	Hey.
788	00:48:16,688	00:48:17,856	No more back pain.	No more back pain.
789	00:48:19,733	00:48:20,734	Hey.	Hey.
790	00:48:21,401	00:48:22,694	No more arthritis.	No more arthritis.
791	00:48:27,115	00:48:28,825	I'll be taking that horn.	I'll be taking that horn.
792	00:48:35,082	00:48:36,917	That ain't happening, mister!	That ain't happening, mister!
793	00:48:37,584	00:48:38,627	Oh, you're crazy!	Oh, you're crazy!
794	00:48:52,349	00:48:53,350	Dang it!	Dang it!
795	00:49:20,002	00:49:21,044	You're out of your mind!	You're out of your mind!
796	00:49:23,463	00:49:25,465	Emma, I'm sure I heard something.	Emma, I'm sure I heard something.
797	00:49:25,549	00:49:27,384	Just go back to sleep.	Just go back to sleep.
798	00:49:38,187	00:49:39,813	Go back to bed, honey.	Go back to bed, honey.
799	00:49:40,355	00:49:41,607	Ow!	Ow!
800	00:49:42,232	00:49:43,275	Who poked me?	Who poked me?
801	00:49:46,445	00:49:47,446	Rose?	Rose?
802	00:50:05,756	00:50:07,799	- Hey. - You!	- Hey. - You!
803	00:50:07,883	00:50:09,968	Whoa! Now, Rose, calm down.	Whoa! Now, Rose, calm down.
804	00:50:10,052	00:50:11,803	I...	I...
805	00:50:11,887	00:50:13,055	Ooh.	Ooh.
806	00:50:17,726	00:50:19,228	Your, uh...	Your, uh...
807	00:50:19,311	00:50:21,146	Your ticker giving out, huh?	Your ticker giving out, huh?
808	00:50:22,606	00:50:24,650	Rose? You out here?	Rose? You out here?
809	00:50:27,319	00:50:28,737	Well, adiós, Rose.	Well, adiós, Rose.
810	00:50:33,534	00:50:35,035	Rose?	Rose?
811	00:50:42,417	00:50:43,919	Emma, what's going on?	Emma, what's going on?
812	00:50:46,004	00:50:47,256	I'm not sure.	I'm not sure.
813	00:50:52,761	00:50:54,012	What's going on?	What's going on?
814	00:51:00,060	00:51:01,854	Dad? Dad.	Dad? Dad.
815	00:51:01,937	00:51:03,272	- Grandma! - Girls, girls!	- Grandma! - Girls, girls!
816	00:51:03,355	00:51:04,606	- Grandma! - Hey, hey, hey. It's okay, it's okay.	- Grandma! - Hey, hey, hey. It's okay, it's okay.
817	00:51:04,690	00:51:05,691	- What's going on? - Everything's fine.	- What's going on? - Everything's fine.
818	00:51:05,774	00:51:06,859	Don't worry. Come with me.	Don't worry. Come with me.
819	00:51:06,942	00:51:07,985	- Just come with me. - What happened?	- Just come with me. - What happened?
820	00:51:08,068	00:51:09,653	Don't worry about it. Everything's fine.	Don't worry about it. Everything's fine.
821	00:51:09,736	00:51:11,113	What's wrong with her?	What's wrong with her?
822	00:51:11,697	00:51:12,739	- Is she gonna be okay? - She's going in the ambulance	- Is she gonna be okay? - She's going in the ambulance
823	00:51:12,823	00:51:14,449	for a little bit. Don't worry.	for a little bit. Don't worry.
824	00:51:17,953	00:51:20,163	Dad, what happened to her?	Dad, what happened to her?
825	00:51:20,247	00:51:21,832	She took a little spill	She took a little spill
826	00:51:21,915	00:51:24,626	and she's gonna be in the hospital for a short while.	and she's gonna be in the hospital for a short while.
827	00:51:25,460	00:51:27,171	Is she gonna be okay?	Is she gonna be okay?
828	00:51:27,254	00:51:29,173	Of course she's gonna be okay.	Of course she's gonna be okay.
829	00:51:29,256	00:51:32,217	Look, girls, when you get older	Look, girls, when you get older
830	00:51:32,301	00:51:35,137	your body doesn't work so well and you can't really	your body doesn't work so well and you can't really
831	00:51:35,220	00:51:37,514	do all the things you used to do when you were younger.	do all the things you used to do when you were younger.
832	00:51:38,473	00:51:40,225	Well, your grandma, she's...	Well, your grandma, she's...
833	00:51:40,976	00:51:43,020	Well, she's very strong-willed.	Well, she's very strong-willed.
834	00:51:43,604	00:51:44,605	It's just her heart...	It's just her heart...
835	00:51:44,688	00:51:48,025	But she has the best heart in the whole world!	But she has the best heart in the whole world!
836	00:51:50,152	00:51:51,153	That she does.	That she does.
837	00:51:51,820	00:51:52,821	She does, honey.	She does, honey.
838	00:52:04,208	00:52:05,334	I'll tell you what, son.	I'll tell you what, son.
839	00:52:05,417	00:52:07,794	You choose the biggest, meanest hombre out here	You choose the biggest, meanest hombre out here
840	00:52:07,878	00:52:09,296	and I'll clean his plough.	and I'll clean his plough.
841	00:52:09,379	00:52:10,380	I am willing...	I am willing...
842	00:52:10,464	00:52:13,383	I am willing to bet my whole Social Security check on it, huh?	I am willing to bet my whole Social Security check on it, huh?
843	00:52:14,259	00:52:15,552	How about that?	How about that?
844	00:52:15,636	00:52:17,262	Whoa, wait.	Whoa, wait.
845	00:52:17,888	00:52:19,014	Now, if I win,	Now, if I win,
846	00:52:19,556	00:52:21,892	I get eight seconds with that varmint, huh?	I get eight seconds with that varmint, huh?
847	00:52:22,684	00:52:23,685	Right?	Right?
848	00:52:26,605	00:52:28,482	One, two, three!	One, two, three!
849	00:52:44,748	00:52:46,250	But it's Saturday.	But it's Saturday.
850	00:52:46,750	00:52:49,336	I know, baby, but I gotta get caught up somehow.	I know, baby, but I gotta get caught up somehow.
851	00:52:49,419	00:52:51,797	I'm sorry. Look, I'll be home early	I'm sorry. Look, I'll be home early
852	00:52:51,880	00:52:53,799	and we can go visit Grandma. How's that sound?	and we can go visit Grandma. How's that sound?
853	00:52:53,882	00:52:55,467	I want to see her now.	I want to see her now.
854	00:52:55,551	00:52:57,094	I'm pretty sure I got a way to	I'm pretty sure I got a way to
855	00:52:58,470	00:52:59,721	fix her heart.	fix her heart.
856	00:53:00,681	00:53:01,682	What's that?	What's that?
857	00:53:02,182	00:53:03,183	How?	How?
858	00:53:05,352	00:53:06,395	Our unicorn.	Our unicorn.
859	00:53:08,730	00:53:10,232	Baby...	Baby...
860	00:53:10,315	00:53:12,776	I love your wild imagination, I really do.	I love your wild imagination, I really do.
861	00:53:12,860	00:53:13,902	You get it from your mom.	You get it from your mom.
862	00:53:13,986	00:53:17,239	But there's some real serious grown-up things happening right now,	But there's some real serious grown-up things happening right now,
863	00:53:17,322	00:53:19,199	so I need you to shut it down, okay?	so I need you to shut it down, okay?
864	00:53:19,283	00:53:21,285	No more unicorns, all right?	No more unicorns, all right?
865	00:53:21,785	00:53:22,870	Be good today.	Be good today.
866	00:53:26,999	00:53:28,000	Are you crazy?	Are you crazy?
867	00:53:28,083	00:53:30,377	You said it. He has magical powers.	You said it. He has magical powers.
868	00:53:30,460	00:53:32,462	- We gotta bring him to Grandma. - Just forget it, okay?	- We gotta bring him to Grandma. - Just forget it, okay?
869	00:53:32,546	00:53:34,631	I promised Dad we'd stay out of trouble.	I promised Dad we'd stay out of trouble.
870	00:53:34,715	00:53:37,134	That hospital is like 100 miles away.	That hospital is like 100 miles away.
871	00:53:37,217	00:53:39,887	The impossible is always possible.	The impossible is always possible.
872	00:53:41,013	00:53:42,347	Emma, what if Gran...	Emma, what if Gran...
873	00:53:43,682	00:53:44,683	What if she...	What if she...
874	00:53:47,686	00:53:50,022	I won't sit around and wait.	I won't sit around and wait.
875	00:53:50,105	00:53:51,106	Not again.	Not again.
876	00:53:51,190	00:53:53,483	Not if I can do something about it this time.	Not if I can do something about it this time.
877	00:53:55,319	00:53:57,321	Okay.	Okay.
878	00:53:59,990	00:54:01,408	What's the plan, sis?	What's the plan, sis?
879	00:54:03,535	00:54:05,037	This disguise makes no sense.	This disguise makes no sense.
880	00:54:05,120	00:54:06,955	We don't know who's a believer.	We don't know who's a believer.
881	00:54:07,414	00:54:09,833	If we come across anybody who can see him,	If we come across anybody who can see him,
882	00:54:09,917	00:54:11,793	then they'll just think it's a fancy pony	then they'll just think it's a fancy pony
883	00:54:11,877	00:54:15,047	going to a wedding or a supermarket opening.	going to a wedding or a supermarket opening.
884	00:54:15,130	00:54:16,507	You're forgetting one thing.	You're forgetting one thing.
885	00:54:18,383	00:54:19,426	A monocle?	A monocle?
886	00:54:19,510	00:54:21,220	The hat's not magical.	The hat's not magical.
887	00:54:24,223	00:54:25,724	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
888	00:54:28,519	00:54:30,062	You know, I'm starting to re-think this	You know, I'm starting to re-think this
889	00:54:30,145	00:54:31,855	'cause Rocco's leg looks like it's healed.	'cause Rocco's leg looks like it's healed.
890	00:54:31,939	00:54:33,899	Maybe we should just bring him back to the forest.	Maybe we should just bring him back to the forest.
891	00:54:33,982	00:54:37,194	No! I mean, not until we get to the hospital.	No! I mean, not until we get to the hospital.
892	00:54:37,528	00:54:39,738	You wanna help Granny, don't you, Rocco?	You wanna help Granny, don't you, Rocco?
893	00:54:40,072	00:54:41,949	See?	See?
894	00:54:43,408	00:54:44,409	Seriously?	Seriously?
895	00:54:45,285	00:54:46,286	Hey, Priscilla.	Hey, Priscilla.
896	00:54:47,037	00:54:48,455	Look who's back.	Look who's back.
897	00:54:48,539	00:54:50,874	Okay, Kimmy, don't mess with us today.	Okay, Kimmy, don't mess with us today.
898	00:54:50,958	00:54:53,168	We've had a family emergency with our grandmother	We've had a family emergency with our grandmother
899	00:54:53,252	00:54:54,878	and are trying to go to the hospital.	and are trying to go to the hospital.
900	00:54:55,504	00:54:57,047	Completely understand.	Completely understand.
901	00:54:57,130	00:54:59,550	Just pay the town entrance fee and you can both be on your way.	Just pay the town entrance fee and you can both be on your way.
902	00:54:59,633	00:55:01,468	This is extortion.	This is extortion.
903	00:55:01,885	00:55:04,471	All we have left is Emma's babysitting money	All we have left is Emma's babysitting money
904	00:55:04,555	00:55:06,515	and $16.11 from my piggy...	and $16.11 from my piggy...
905	00:55:06,598	00:55:08,016	Stop helping her!	Stop helping her!
906	00:55:09,685	00:55:10,978	Let's make this quick.	Let's make this quick.
907	00:55:11,061	00:55:13,272	Priscilla's getting her nails done at 4:00	Priscilla's getting her nails done at 4:00
908	00:55:13,355	00:55:14,982	and it's been a while...	and it's been a while...
909	00:55:16,108	00:55:17,234	What?	What?
910	00:55:18,360	00:55:19,361	Who?	Who?
911	00:55:19,486	00:55:20,487	Who poked me?	Who poked me?
912	00:55:20,571	00:55:21,572	I got you...	I got you...
913	00:55:23,866	00:55:27,160	Listen. Whatever's going on...	Listen. Whatever's going on...
914	00:55:29,037	00:55:30,038	My shoulder.	My shoulder.
915	00:55:30,122	00:55:31,540	I felt a sharp pain.	I felt a sharp pain.
916	00:55:31,623	00:55:33,000	Perhaps you're having a stroke.	Perhaps you're having a stroke.
917	00:55:33,083	00:55:35,043	No, it... It's something else.	No, it... It's something else.
918	00:55:35,127	00:55:36,879	I know what it is.	I know what it is.
919	00:55:37,629	00:55:41,133	It's the spirit of our deceased mother,	It's the spirit of our deceased mother,
920	00:55:41,216	00:55:44,511	here to protect us and guide us along our way.	here to protect us and guide us along our way.
921	00:55:47,806	00:55:50,642	Bull. I don't believe in spirits.	Bull. I don't believe in spirits.
922	00:55:50,726	00:55:52,227	That ghost stuff ain't possible.	That ghost stuff ain't possible.
923	00:55:52,311	00:55:55,606	The impossible is always possible.	The impossible is always possible.
924	00:55:56,481	00:55:59,443	Mom, jab this bully's left shin!	Mom, jab this bully's left shin!
925	00:55:59,526	00:56:02,487	Hey! How did you do that?	Hey! How did you do that?
926	00:56:02,571	00:56:04,031	Right butt cheek!	Right butt cheek!
927	00:56:06,742	00:56:07,743	Left shin!	Left shin!
928	00:56:08,243	00:56:10,037	Right knee! Smack her face!	Right knee! Smack her face!
929	00:56:10,662	00:56:11,663	Stomp her foot!	Stomp her foot!
930	00:56:13,248	00:56:15,250	Please, make the poking stop!	Please, make the poking stop!
931	00:56:15,334	00:56:17,294	She messes with you and I?	She messes with you and I?
932	00:56:17,377	00:56:19,379	Ya get the horn!	Ya get the horn!
933	00:56:28,722	00:56:32,100	Here ya go. Put that on. There.	Here ya go. Put that on. There.
934	00:56:32,768	00:56:35,354	One, two, three, bullets! Read 'em and weep.	One, two, three, bullets! Read 'em and weep.
935	00:56:35,437	00:56:36,438	Oh!	Oh!
936	00:56:36,522	00:56:37,898	Sorry, amigos.	Sorry, amigos.
937	00:56:37,981	00:56:41,568	Well, I guess it's generic Aspercreme for me this week.	Well, I guess it's generic Aspercreme for me this week.
938	00:56:41,652	00:56:44,029	Come on, Deek. You know the 2-7 is the worst hand	Come on, Deek. You know the 2-7 is the worst hand
939	00:56:44,112	00:56:47,449	you could ever have in poker. That's the hammer. Sheesh.	you could ever have in poker. That's the hammer. Sheesh.
940	00:56:47,533	00:56:48,700	Who's in for the next one?	Who's in for the next one?
941	00:56:48,784	00:56:49,785	Hey, guys.	Hey, guys.
942	00:56:49,868	00:56:50,869	Hey, pretty girl. How're you doin'?	Hey, pretty girl. How're you doin'?
943	00:56:50,953	00:56:51,954	Where's Willie?	Where's Willie?
944	00:56:52,037	00:56:54,373	He's probably still tuckered out from bingo last night.	He's probably still tuckered out from bingo last night.
945	00:56:54,456	00:56:57,167	He didn't even show up for bingo last night.	He didn't even show up for bingo last night.
946	00:56:57,251	00:56:59,336	Huh. Well, what do you want with him, little lady?	Huh. Well, what do you want with him, little lady?
947	00:56:59,419	00:57:01,588	I wanted to show him my new unicorn.	I wanted to show him my new unicorn.
948	00:57:02,840	00:57:04,174	Oh.	Oh.
949	00:57:04,258	00:57:05,634	Oh, she's a beauty.	Oh, she's a beauty.
950	00:57:05,717	00:57:07,010	Uh-huh.	Uh-huh.
951	00:57:07,427	00:57:09,388	It's a he.	It's a he.
952	00:57:10,138	00:57:11,723	See the horn?	See the horn?
953	00:57:13,016	00:57:14,017	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
954	00:57:14,101	00:57:15,352	Yeah, uh-huh.	Yeah, uh-huh.
955	00:57:15,435	00:57:16,436	I see it.	I see it.
956	00:57:17,479	00:57:19,898	Look, I feel for you and your granny, all right?	Look, I feel for you and your granny, all right?
957	00:57:19,982	00:57:22,526	But there's no way I'm stealing my pa's truck.	But there's no way I'm stealing my pa's truck.
958	00:57:22,609	00:57:26,363	Especially for some dumb, make-believe critter.	Especially for some dumb, make-believe critter.
959	00:57:26,446	00:57:28,657	He's not... Okay, how about this?	He's not... Okay, how about this?
960	00:57:28,740	00:57:31,243	We make a bet, all right?	We make a bet, all right?
961	00:57:31,326	00:57:33,704	We flip a quarter and if it lands on heads	We flip a quarter and if it lands on heads
962	00:57:33,787	00:57:37,332	10, no, 20 times in a row, then you help us.	10, no, 20 times in a row, then you help us.
963	00:57:37,416	00:57:40,878	If I lose, you get $57	If I lose, you get $57
964	00:57:40,961	00:57:45,549	and a gift card to Komodo Dragon Dress Emporium.	and a gift card to Komodo Dragon Dress Emporium.
965	00:57:46,466	00:57:47,467	Sure.	Sure.
966	00:57:47,551	00:57:48,719	Easy money.	Easy money.
967	00:57:56,768	00:57:58,312	It was a trick coin, right?	It was a trick coin, right?
968	00:57:58,395	00:57:59,646	It was your quarter.	It was your quarter.
969	00:58:00,772	00:58:03,066	All right, you know what? Let's go again.	All right, you know what? Let's go again.
970	00:58:03,150	00:58:04,943	This time with a nickel, okay?	This time with a nickel, okay?
971	00:58:05,027	00:58:06,945	Mmm-hmm.	Mmm-hmm.
972	00:58:08,155	00:58:09,156	What?	What?
973	00:58:09,239	00:58:10,407	Triple or nothing.	Triple or nothing.
974	00:58:13,619	00:58:14,620	Argh!	Argh!
975	00:58:15,954	00:58:18,165	I don't know if it's safe back here.	I don't know if it's safe back here.
976	00:58:18,248	00:58:20,375	Rocco's magic will protect me.	Rocco's magic will protect me.
977	00:58:20,459	00:58:21,460	That's crazy.	That's crazy.
978	00:58:21,543	00:58:24,171	Well, we're staying off the highway so nobody sees us,	Well, we're staying off the highway so nobody sees us,
979	00:58:24,254	00:58:25,506	so it's gonna be pretty bumpy.	so it's gonna be pretty bumpy.
980	00:58:25,589	00:58:26,882	Fine with me.	Fine with me.
981	00:58:27,966	00:58:29,384	See you later, Rocco.	See you later, Rocco.
982	00:58:34,556	00:58:36,350	Oh, come on!	Oh, come on!
983	00:58:50,489	00:58:56,370	89, 90, 91, 92, 93,	89, 90, 91, 92, 93,
984	00:58:56,453	00:59:02,042	94, 95, 96, 97...	94, 95, 96, 97...
985	00:59:05,629	00:59:07,172	Someone took their vitamins.	Someone took their vitamins.
986	00:59:07,256	00:59:11,718	Oh, no, honey. This is... This is from 100% pure unicorn.	Oh, no, honey. This is... This is from 100% pure unicorn.
987	00:59:12,177	00:59:15,097	Wow. I think I tried some of that at Coachella.	Wow. I think I tried some of that at Coachella.
988	00:59:15,514	00:59:16,515	Whoo!	Whoo!
989	00:59:18,141	00:59:20,102	How's about you and I	How's about you and I
990	00:59:21,061	00:59:22,229	paint the town red tonight?	paint the town red tonight?
991	00:59:22,312	00:59:23,438	A little dinner, a little dancin',	A little dinner, a little dancin',
992	00:59:23,522	00:59:25,023	think you can keep up with me?	think you can keep up with me?
993	00:59:26,525	00:59:27,985	Oh, dude.	Oh, dude.
994	00:59:28,068	00:59:30,529	You got a lot of energy, but	You got a lot of energy, but
995	00:59:31,280	00:59:32,865	you're hella old.	you're hella old.
996	00:59:38,745	00:59:40,873	I was hella younger yesterday.	I was hella younger yesterday.
997	00:59:40,956	00:59:44,001	William, your days are numbered.	William, your days are numbered.
998	00:59:46,461	00:59:49,173	Who says it has to stay this way, huh?	Who says it has to stay this way, huh?
999	00:59:57,389	00:59:59,308	When I said we should lay low,	When I said we should lay low,
1000	00:59:59,391	01:00:00,809	I did not mean literally.	I did not mean literally.
1001	01:00:00,893	01:00:03,270	Look, I'm doing the best I can here, all right?	Look, I'm doing the best I can here, all right?
1002	01:00:03,353	01:00:04,479	I can't even reach the gas.	I can't even reach the gas.
1003	01:00:04,563	01:00:05,647	Can you even see the road?	Can you even see the road?
1004	01:00:05,731	01:00:07,399	Yeah, maybe a little bit.	Yeah, maybe a little bit.
1005	01:00:08,984	01:00:10,694	Whoa, whoa, whoa!	Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1006	01:00:16,700	01:00:17,701	Oh!	Oh!
1007	01:00:17,784	01:00:21,955	Does not smell like cotton candy to me!	Does not smell like cotton candy to me!
1008	01:00:24,124	01:00:25,125	Slow down!	Slow down!
1009	01:00:25,209	01:00:27,794	Hit the brake! Hit the brake! Let's go, come on!	Hit the brake! Hit the brake! Let's go, come on!
1010	01:00:27,878	01:00:28,879	Uh-oh.	Uh-oh.
1011	01:00:28,962	01:00:29,963	Oh, no!	Oh, no!
1012	01:00:39,389	01:00:41,934	Sure a lot of potholes on this road!	Sure a lot of potholes on this road!
1013	01:00:42,017	01:00:43,018	Slow down!	Slow down!
1014	01:00:43,101	01:00:45,270	This is a lot harder than go-karts!	This is a lot harder than go-karts!
1015	01:00:45,354	01:00:46,355	You think?	You think?
1016	01:00:48,190	01:00:50,108	The shocks on this thing are terrible!	The shocks on this thing are terrible!
1017	01:00:50,192	01:00:51,527	What is that smell?	What is that smell?
1018	01:00:51,610	01:00:53,904	It wasn't me.	It wasn't me.
1019	01:00:53,987	01:00:55,489	Cows! Move!	Cows! Move!
1020	01:01:00,160	01:01:01,954	Stop farting!	Stop farting!
1021	01:01:02,037	01:01:05,332	Okay, that's it! No more carrots for you!	Okay, that's it! No more carrots for you!
1022	01:01:05,415	01:01:06,834	Try the emergency brake!	Try the emergency brake!
1023	01:01:12,256	01:01:14,258	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1024	01:01:16,426	01:01:19,555	Whoa, that thing has so many uses.	Whoa, that thing has so many uses.
1025	01:01:19,888	01:01:21,682	It's like a Swiss army horn.	It's like a Swiss army horn.
1026	01:01:21,765	01:01:24,852	Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! We're crashing for a tree!	Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! We're crashing for a tree!
1027	01:01:24,935	01:01:25,936	Mayday! Mayday!	Mayday! Mayday!
1028	01:01:31,567	01:01:36,280	You're making a heart. That is so adorable.	You're making a heart. That is so adorable.
1029	01:01:40,492	01:01:42,494	Are we slowing down?	Are we slowing down?
1030	01:01:45,247	01:01:46,248	What?	What?
1031	01:01:46,582	01:01:48,667	Huh. What's going on?	Huh. What's going on?
1032	01:01:57,885	01:01:59,845	What just happened?	What just happened?
1033	01:02:05,767	01:02:07,102	This is impossible.	This is impossible.
1034	01:02:07,352	01:02:09,771	There is no way we should have survived that.	There is no way we should have survived that.
1035	01:02:09,855	01:02:12,566	Didn't you hear? The impossible is apparently possible.	Didn't you hear? The impossible is apparently possible.
1036	01:02:13,025	01:02:14,026	I don't like it.	I don't like it.
1037	01:02:14,943	01:02:15,944	You okay back there?	You okay back there?
1038	01:02:16,528	01:02:19,573	Uh-huh. Could use an air freshener.	Uh-huh. Could use an air freshener.
1039	01:02:20,449	01:02:22,201	Come on, Rocco. Out.	Come on, Rocco. Out.
1040	01:02:26,163	01:02:27,164	No. It can't...	No. It can't...
1041	01:02:28,165	01:02:29,583	You gotta be kidding.	You gotta be kidding.
1042	01:02:32,628	01:02:33,795	Clive's Auto Repair.	Clive's Auto Repair.
1043	01:02:33,879	01:02:36,006	About 40 miles from here. Should I call?	About 40 miles from here. Should I call?
1044	01:02:37,049	01:02:38,217	I guess.	I guess.
1045	01:02:39,009	01:02:41,178	It's gonna take him at least a couple hours	It's gonna take him at least a couple hours
1046	01:02:41,261	01:02:43,972	to find his way out here and tow us back into the shop.	to find his way out here and tow us back into the shop.
1047	01:02:45,182	01:02:47,684	Gosh, I'm in so much trouble.	Gosh, I'm in so much trouble.
1048	01:02:48,852	01:02:50,604	Worrying is like a rocking horse.	Worrying is like a rocking horse.
1049	01:02:50,687	01:02:52,314	It don't get you nowhere.	It don't get you nowhere.
1050	01:02:52,856	01:02:55,067	And we'll be fine as long as he's by our side.	And we'll be fine as long as he's by our side.
1051	01:02:59,947	01:03:02,032	Girl's got a little country in her.	Girl's got a little country in her.
1052	01:03:02,157	01:03:03,158	You think?	You think?
1053	01:03:03,450	01:03:04,451	Yeah.	Yeah.
1054	01:03:05,118	01:03:07,162	I like how you take everything in stride.	I like how you take everything in stride.
1055	01:03:07,246	01:03:10,332	You know what you want and you don't let nothing get in your way.	You know what you want and you don't let nothing get in your way.
1056	01:03:17,422	01:03:19,883	How? We haven't even called him yet.	How? We haven't even called him yet.
1057	01:03:19,967	01:03:22,219	I was hoping that would happen!	I was hoping that would happen!
1058	01:03:44,408	01:03:46,451	Oh, no, no, no! This ain't good!	Oh, no, no, no! This ain't good!
1059	01:03:53,750	01:03:55,377	Still fresh. Still fresh.	Still fresh. Still fresh.
1060	01:03:55,460	01:03:58,297	Now, where did those little brats take him?	Now, where did those little brats take him?
1061	01:03:59,047	01:04:00,716	Ooh, cotton candy.	Ooh, cotton candy.
1062	01:04:00,799	01:04:03,177	No, think, Will! Think!	No, think, Will! Think!
1063	01:04:03,260	01:04:05,470	Okay, it's the weekend, it's the week...	Okay, it's the weekend, it's the week...
1064	01:04:05,554	01:04:09,766	Kids ain't in school and, uh, um, I gotta find 'em.	Kids ain't in school and, uh, um, I gotta find 'em.
1065	01:04:09,850	01:04:11,268	I gotta find 'em.	I gotta find 'em.
1066	01:04:12,394	01:04:14,313	And fast!	And fast!
1067	01:04:16,190	01:04:17,316	Oh, get out!	Oh, get out!
1068	01:04:23,405	01:04:26,200	Four tires, new brake pads, and fixing that trailer floor	Four tires, new brake pads, and fixing that trailer floor
1069	01:04:26,283	01:04:28,660	with three hours of labor and parts	with three hours of labor and parts
1070	01:04:28,744	01:04:31,121	we're looking at $367.	we're looking at $367.
1071	01:04:31,496	01:04:33,248	Well then, pony up, everybody.	Well then, pony up, everybody.
1072	01:04:39,588	01:04:43,091	Even with Kimmy's charitable donation we're still short $100.	Even with Kimmy's charitable donation we're still short $100.
1073	01:04:46,929	01:04:48,430	I got an idea.	I got an idea.
1074	01:04:55,604	01:04:57,981	Could you do that 99 more times?	Could you do that 99 more times?
1075	01:05:07,658	01:05:08,700	Rocco, may I?	Rocco, may I?
1076	01:05:14,289	01:05:15,832	One hundred buckaroos!	One hundred buckaroos!
1077	01:05:16,750	01:05:18,836	All right, let's go pay the man.	All right, let's go pay the man.
1078	01:05:19,753	01:05:22,673	And we'll go to the hospital and get Gran across the street.	And we'll go to the hospital and get Gran across the street.
1079	01:05:22,756	01:05:23,924	All right, come on, Mia.	All right, come on, Mia.
1080	01:05:29,388	01:05:30,764	Soda, please.	Soda, please.
1081	01:05:31,723	01:05:33,225	Thanks!	Thanks!
1082	01:05:38,188	01:05:39,439	Come on, Rocco.	Come on, Rocco.
1083	01:05:45,112	01:05:47,406	Where are they?	Where are they?
1084	01:05:47,489	01:05:49,533	What? Where?	What? Where?
1085	01:05:49,616	01:05:50,868	Where's them Dindal girls?	Where's them Dindal girls?
1086	01:05:50,951	01:05:52,911	Dang, Willie, what's got you riled?	Dang, Willie, what's got you riled?
1087	01:05:52,995	01:05:54,913	You got a scorpion in your britches?	You got a scorpion in your britches?
1088	01:05:54,997	01:05:59,042	They caught themselves one real live honest to goodness unicorn.	They caught themselves one real live honest to goodness unicorn.
1089	01:05:59,126	01:06:00,794	You better get yourself a new cow...	You better get yourself a new cow...
1090	01:06:00,878	01:06:02,504	'Cause we're tired of this old bull!	'Cause we're tired of this old bull!
1091	01:06:02,588	01:06:03,881	Hey, stop that!	Hey, stop that!
1092	01:06:04,506	01:06:05,591	How'd he do that?	How'd he do that?
1093	01:06:08,802	01:06:10,554	Dang!	Dang!
1094	01:06:10,637	01:06:12,389	You all can have this power, too.	You all can have this power, too.
1095	01:06:12,472	01:06:14,808	Heck, better. How'd you like to live forever?	Heck, better. How'd you like to live forever?
1096	01:06:15,100	01:06:16,727	Forever?	Forever?
1097	01:06:16,810	01:06:21,648	All we have to do is hunt down one little old unicorn.	All we have to do is hunt down one little old unicorn.
1098	01:06:22,107	01:06:25,319	But them two girls took off with Patrick a few hours ago.	But them two girls took off with Patrick a few hours ago.
1099	01:06:25,402	01:06:27,070	Yeah, and we don't know where.	Yeah, and we don't know where.
1100	01:06:27,154	01:06:28,739	Well, I do.	Well, I do.
1101	01:07:00,103	01:07:02,523	Are you sure they'll let us have an animal in the hospital?	Are you sure they'll let us have an animal in the hospital?
1102	01:07:02,606	01:07:05,150	Sure. We'll say he's an emotional support unicorn.	Sure. We'll say he's an emotional support unicorn.
1103	01:07:05,234	01:07:06,735	Okay, she's on the fourth floor.	Okay, she's on the fourth floor.
1104	01:07:06,818	01:07:09,947	We do not want any unwanted attention for us or the unicorn.	We do not want any unwanted attention for us or the unicorn.
1105	01:07:10,280	01:07:11,532	Where is Rocco?	Where is Rocco?
1106	01:07:11,615	01:07:12,824	- He walked right... - There he is.	- He walked right... - There he is.
1107	01:07:12,908	01:07:14,034	Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!	Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!
1108	01:07:14,117	01:07:15,202	Rocco! Rocco!	Rocco! Rocco!
1109	01:07:15,285	01:07:18,080	No, no! Okay, you take the stairs,	No, no! Okay, you take the stairs,
1110	01:07:18,163	01:07:20,832	I'll wait to see if he comes back down. Go, go, go!	I'll wait to see if he comes back down. Go, go, go!
1111	01:07:24,253	01:07:27,965	And you will see what He has done	And you will see what He has done
1112	01:07:28,048	01:07:31,385	If you look around this world, my friend	If you look around this world, my friend
1113	01:07:31,468	01:07:33,637	And you will see what He has done	And you will see what He has done
1114	01:07:33,720	01:07:35,138	You can hear	You can hear
1115	01:07:35,222	01:07:37,641	You can hear You can hear	You can hear You can hear
1116	01:07:37,724	01:07:40,644	And you can hear what He has done...	And you can hear what He has done...
1117	01:07:40,727	01:07:43,772	Mr. Bachman, this is a simple surgery.	Mr. Bachman, this is a simple surgery.
1118	01:07:43,856	01:07:46,525	We'll have that gallbladder out lickety-split.	We'll have that gallbladder out lickety-split.
1119	01:07:48,652	01:07:50,904	Uh, I see a unicorn?	Uh, I see a unicorn?
1120	01:07:50,988	01:07:52,739	The anesthesia has kicked in.	The anesthesia has kicked in.
1121	01:07:52,823	01:07:55,742	But I haven't turned on the gas.	But I haven't turned on the gas.
1122	01:08:28,817	01:08:29,984	Rocco?	Rocco?
1123	01:08:30,068	01:08:31,111	Rocco.	Rocco.
1124	01:08:33,447	01:08:34,531	A-ha!	A-ha!
1125	01:08:34,948	01:08:37,326	Oh, I'm sorry. I apologize.	Oh, I'm sorry. I apologize.
1126	01:08:38,618	01:08:39,620	Sorry!	Sorry!
1127	01:08:43,040	01:08:44,249	Which way?	Which way?
1128	01:08:46,210	01:08:48,252	Did you see the unicorn?	Did you see the unicorn?
1129	01:08:48,337	01:08:50,464	- He smiled at me! - Sure he did.	- He smiled at me! - Sure he did.
1130	01:08:50,546	01:08:52,633	- That way. - Can I get two ccs of lithium?	- That way. - Can I get two ccs of lithium?
1131	01:08:52,716	01:08:53,759	Is that bigfoot?	Is that bigfoot?
1132	01:09:37,386	01:09:38,386	Hi.	Hi.
1133	01:09:42,057	01:09:44,100	Where did you come from?	Where did you come from?
1134	01:09:48,272	01:09:49,814	You're so soft.	You're so soft.
1135	01:09:55,070	01:09:56,071	Whoa.	Whoa.
1136	01:10:09,084	01:10:10,419	Wow!	Wow!
1137	01:10:14,882	01:10:16,466	Any luck, guys?	Any luck, guys?
1138	01:10:16,550	01:10:18,135	No, he's still MIA.	No, he's still MIA.
1139	01:10:18,218	01:10:20,596	That's me. I'm M-I-A.	That's me. I'm M-I-A.
1140	01:10:20,679	01:10:21,847	What're you talking about?	What're you talking about?
1141	01:10:21,930	01:10:23,056	I'm Mia.	I'm Mia.
1142	01:10:24,808	01:10:26,768	Over here. This way.	Over here. This way.
1143	01:10:44,995	01:10:48,332	How do these kids see Rocco when the kids at school didn't?	How do these kids see Rocco when the kids at school didn't?
1144	01:10:49,291	01:10:50,959	'Cause these kids	'Cause these kids
1145	01:10:51,835	01:10:54,129	need to believe the impossible is still possible.	need to believe the impossible is still possible.
1146	01:10:54,588	01:10:56,757	Ready to see Grandma, Rocco?	Ready to see Grandma, Rocco?
1147	01:10:57,257	01:10:58,675	Come on.	Come on.
1148	01:11:01,887	01:11:05,599	Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.	Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
1149	01:11:19,696	01:11:21,907	Gran? You awake?	Gran? You awake?
1150	01:11:23,700	01:11:25,577	It's your granddaughters, remember?	It's your granddaughters, remember?
1151	01:11:28,622	01:11:31,124	I see you brought Rocco with you.	I see you brought Rocco with you.
1152	01:11:31,583	01:11:33,502	Yeah, for you.	Yeah, for you.
1153	01:11:33,836	01:11:34,837	To make you better.	To make you better.
1154	01:11:34,920	01:11:36,463	Is that so?	Is that so?
1155	01:11:37,214	01:11:40,467	So all you gotta do is just put your hands on his horn	So all you gotta do is just put your hands on his horn
1156	01:11:40,551	01:11:43,220	and you'll be as good as new. Okay?	and you'll be as good as new. Okay?
1157	01:11:43,387	01:11:46,348	No more of your spells or forgetting everything.	No more of your spells or forgetting everything.
1158	01:11:49,810	01:11:53,188	You... Oopsie...	You... Oopsie...
1159	01:11:59,987	01:12:01,697	What's the matter? You need help?	What's the matter? You need help?
1160	01:12:01,780	01:12:04,283	No. Thank you.	No. Thank you.
1161	01:12:08,620	01:12:10,455	She doesn't understand.	She doesn't understand.
1162	01:12:11,456	01:12:14,918	You don't understand. This will fix you.	You don't understand. This will fix you.
1163	01:12:15,252	01:12:17,421	I got my own magic.	I got my own magic.
1164	01:12:18,755	01:12:20,048	So do you.	So do you.
1165	01:12:20,465	01:12:23,677	So I'm just gonna hang on to my rusty old parts	So I'm just gonna hang on to my rusty old parts
1166	01:12:23,760	01:12:27,306	until the warranty runs out. You know what I'm saying?	until the warranty runs out. You know what I'm saying?
1167	01:12:27,389	01:12:32,519	But we have Rocco and he'll solve all your problems like he did for me.	But we have Rocco and he'll solve all your problems like he did for me.
1168	01:12:32,603	01:12:33,937	But I...	But I...
1169	01:12:34,021	01:12:38,150	Don't you hate forgetting everything all the time?	Don't you hate forgetting everything all the time?
1170	01:12:38,734	01:12:44,865	Baby, forgetting your past makes it easier to let go.	Baby, forgetting your past makes it easier to let go.
1171	01:12:44,948	01:12:48,368	No, you need it! You need it!	No, you need it! You need it!
1172	01:12:48,452	01:12:52,122	I've had a good, long life.	I've had a good, long life.
1173	01:12:53,081	01:12:58,170	And I've laughed as much as I cried.	And I've laughed as much as I cried.
1174	01:12:58,253	01:13:01,548	But all you gotta do is just put your hand on his...	But all you gotta do is just put your hand on his...
1175	01:13:01,632	01:13:04,551	Girls, girls. Babies, babies, babies.	Girls, girls. Babies, babies, babies.
1176	01:13:04,635	01:13:06,053	Look at our friend.	Look at our friend.
1177	01:13:06,136	01:13:09,431	Look at how short and colorless his horn is.	Look at how short and colorless his horn is.
1178	01:13:10,015	01:13:11,892	How did we not notice that?	How did we not notice that?
1179	01:13:11,975	01:13:13,477	What's the matter with him?	What's the matter with him?
1180	01:13:13,560	01:13:16,480	Well, I think he's running out of good fortune,	Well, I think he's running out of good fortune,
1181	01:13:16,730	01:13:20,150	and I certainly don't want him to spend the last of it on me.	and I certainly don't want him to spend the last of it on me.
1182	01:13:20,234	01:13:22,861	You best get him back to the woods	You best get him back to the woods
1183	01:13:22,945	01:13:26,782	to his herd and his mama before it's too late.	to his herd and his mama before it's too late.
1184	01:13:26,949	01:13:29,284	- His mother? - Yeah, baby.	- His mother? - Yeah, baby.
1185	01:13:29,743	01:13:31,286	Will you do that for me?	Will you do that for me?
1186	01:13:35,499	01:13:36,917	I wanna hear you say it.	I wanna hear you say it.
1187	01:13:40,504	01:13:41,922	Not a problem.	Not a problem.
1188	01:13:44,007	01:13:45,717	I'm so proud of you.	I'm so proud of you.
1189	01:13:51,056	01:13:52,307	You're coming with us?	You're coming with us?
1190	01:13:52,391	01:13:56,812	Well, I might be on my way out, but it's not today.	Well, I might be on my way out, but it's not today.
1191	01:13:57,312	01:13:59,064	Come on, Rocco, let's go.	Come on, Rocco, let's go.
1192	01:13:59,147	01:14:00,816	Yeah, that's great. Thank you so much.	Yeah, that's great. Thank you so much.
1193	01:14:02,150	01:14:04,528	All right. All right, thanks. Bye-bye.	All right. All right, thanks. Bye-bye.
1194	01:14:04,903	01:14:05,904	What?	What?
1195	01:14:05,988	01:14:07,155	Mechanic said the truck's ready.	Mechanic said the truck's ready.
1196	01:14:07,239	01:14:09,157	- Oh, good. - Awesome.	- Oh, good. - Awesome.
1197	01:14:11,076	01:14:12,911	Rose? Where y'all going?	Rose? Where y'all going?
1198	01:14:12,995	01:14:14,997	The woods. And you're driving.	The woods. And you're driving.
1199	01:14:15,789	01:14:17,332	Okay, let's go.	Okay, let's go.
1200	01:14:17,749	01:14:19,126	Good boy.	Good boy.
1201	01:14:24,965	01:14:26,300	So, handsome.	So, handsome.
1202	01:14:26,383	01:14:29,803	What are your intentions with my granddaughter?	What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
1203	01:14:32,681	01:14:34,850	- Uh, me? - Yeah.	- Uh, me? - Yeah.
1204	01:14:35,267	01:14:36,602	Uh...	Uh...
1205	01:14:37,811	01:14:39,479	Oh, look! The cows!	Oh, look! The cows!
1206	01:14:39,605	01:14:42,232	Mia, he does not look good.	Mia, he does not look good.
1207	01:14:42,399	01:14:43,984	It's my fault.	It's my fault.
1208	01:14:45,027	01:14:47,446	I took advantage of you	I took advantage of you
1209	01:14:48,405	01:14:51,033	and I took you away from your family.	and I took you away from your family.
1210	01:14:53,076	01:14:56,330	And Emma and I know what it's like to be without your mother.	And Emma and I know what it's like to be without your mother.
1211	01:14:56,413	01:14:59,208	It's the worst thing that could ever possibly happen.	It's the worst thing that could ever possibly happen.
1212	01:15:00,417	01:15:03,086	We'll get you back to your family, Rocco. I promise.	We'll get you back to your family, Rocco. I promise.
1213	01:15:07,549	01:15:08,550	Oh.	Oh.
1214	01:15:12,221	01:15:13,472	What's going on out there?	What's going on out there?
1215	01:15:13,555	01:15:16,767	Excuse me, I'll be taking these keys.	Excuse me, I'll be taking these keys.
1216	01:15:18,143	01:15:19,144	Oh.	Oh.
1217	01:15:21,355	01:15:24,066	Ladies, this here is a holdup!	Ladies, this here is a holdup!
1218	01:15:24,149	01:15:25,234	Leave him alone! He's weak!	Leave him alone! He's weak!
1219	01:15:25,317	01:15:26,860	He needs to get back to his mother!	He needs to get back to his mother!
1220	01:15:26,944	01:15:28,237	No!	No!
1221	01:15:33,325	01:15:34,535	You fool!	You fool!
1222	01:15:34,618	01:15:36,828	Do you have any idea what you're getting yourself into?	Do you have any idea what you're getting yourself into?
1223	01:15:36,912	01:15:38,288	No, not exactly.	No, not exactly.
1224	01:15:40,415	01:15:41,834	Come on!	Come on!
1225	01:15:44,962	01:15:47,089	Don't hurt him! Leave him alone!	Don't hurt him! Leave him alone!
1226	01:15:49,424	01:15:50,509	Come on!	Come on!
1227	01:15:50,801	01:15:52,386	Willie, stop it!	Willie, stop it!
1228	01:15:52,469	01:15:56,306	You're a taker and a bully and you've got a dark heart!	You're a taker and a bully and you've got a dark heart!
1229	01:15:56,390	01:15:58,016	At least mine's gonna last forever.	At least mine's gonna last forever.
1230	01:15:59,309	01:16:00,853	You're gonna be one of	You're gonna be one of
1231	01:16:00,936	01:16:03,689	the most cursed men that ever walked the Earth!	the most cursed men that ever walked the Earth!
1232	01:16:05,190	01:16:06,608	The old bag's right.	The old bag's right.
1233	01:16:06,692	01:16:09,528	Boys, before we take his horn	Boys, before we take his horn
1234	01:16:09,611	01:16:13,740	we need to get ourselves a good-sized nest egg.	we need to get ourselves a good-sized nest egg.
1235	01:16:17,035	01:16:18,120	Hiya!	Hiya!
1236	01:16:23,250	01:16:25,544	This is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.	This is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
1237	01:16:25,627	01:16:27,754	That's actually easier than you think.	That's actually easier than you think.
1238	01:16:27,838	01:16:30,465	This, however, is pointless.	This, however, is pointless.
1239	01:16:30,549	01:16:32,301	We're not giving up!	We're not giving up!
1240	01:16:38,348	01:16:40,309	Hey, Emma.	Hey, Emma.
1241	01:16:41,226	01:16:43,812	I'm sorry I was such a jerk when I first met you.	I'm sorry I was such a jerk when I first met you.
1242	01:16:43,896	01:16:45,814	You weren't that big a jerk.	You weren't that big a jerk.
1243	01:16:49,359	01:16:50,819	Is it okay if...	Is it okay if...
1244	01:16:54,489	01:16:55,908	Grody.	Grody.
1245	01:16:56,283	01:16:59,036	I'd really like to kiss...	I'd really like to kiss...
1246	01:17:01,622	01:17:02,789	Dad's here!	Dad's here!
1247	01:17:02,873	01:17:04,082	Oh, finally.	Oh, finally.
1248	01:17:04,166	01:17:07,085	Oh, my God. Yes, I will get the jackets.	Oh, my God. Yes, I will get the jackets.
1249	01:17:07,211	01:17:09,087	You two are in deep trouble!	You two are in deep trouble!
1250	01:17:09,171	01:17:10,464	What are you thinking?	What are you thinking?
1251	01:17:10,547	01:17:12,966	And with your grandmother in the hospital, no less.	And with your grandmother in the hospital, no less.
1252	01:17:13,050	01:17:14,426	I don't mind.	I don't mind.
1253	01:17:14,593	01:17:16,678	Rose. What're you doing here?	Rose. What're you doing here?
1254	01:17:16,762	01:17:18,764	She's helping us save Rocco.	She's helping us save Rocco.
1255	01:17:18,931	01:17:20,891	What... Which one's Rocco?	What... Which one's Rocco?
1256	01:17:20,974	01:17:22,935	The old cowboy or the new one?	The old cowboy or the new one?
1257	01:17:23,018	01:17:27,231	Oh, those two handsome gentlemen are Emma's and my beaus.	Oh, those two handsome gentlemen are Emma's and my beaus.
1258	01:17:27,314	01:17:30,567	Beaus like boyfriends?	Beaus like boyfriends?
1259	01:17:30,901	01:17:32,528	I know.	I know.
1260	01:17:33,237	01:17:34,530	So gross, right?	So gross, right?
1261	01:17:35,489	01:17:36,698	We'll talk about that later.	We'll talk about that later.
1262	01:17:36,782	01:17:39,993	Okay, so, um, who is Rocco?	Okay, so, um, who is Rocco?
1263	01:17:43,121	01:17:45,165	Our unicorn.	Our unicorn.
1264	01:17:48,418	01:17:52,589	Okay, okay. Um... Get in the car.	Okay, okay. Um... Get in the car.
1265	01:17:53,507	01:17:54,508	Now!	Now!
1266	01:17:54,591	01:17:56,426	- Oh, oh, God. - Okay. Yeah.	- Oh, oh, God. - Okay. Yeah.
1267	01:17:57,386	01:17:58,887	You brought Monroe?	You brought Monroe?
1268	01:17:58,971	01:17:59,972	Of course I did!	Of course I did!
1269	01:18:00,055	01:18:02,349	I'm not gonna leave him at home alone, he's only two.	I'm not gonna leave him at home alone, he's only two.
1270	01:18:47,561	01:18:49,271	Let's break the bank, boys.	Let's break the bank, boys.
1271	01:19:35,442	01:19:36,985	- Dad? - The kids didn't have anything to...	- Dad? - The kids didn't have anything to...
1272	01:19:37,069	01:19:38,403	Not interested!	Not interested!
1273	01:19:42,324	01:19:43,492	Well, Emma.	Well, Emma.
1274	01:19:44,117	01:19:45,869	Looks like you're gonna get your wish after all.	Looks like you're gonna get your wish after all.
1275	01:19:46,370	01:19:47,371	How do you mean?	How do you mean?
1276	01:19:47,454	01:19:50,082	I called Uncle Jeff in Chicago today.	I called Uncle Jeff in Chicago today.
1277	01:19:50,165	01:19:53,168	Him and Aunt Erica agreed to help keep you in line.	Him and Aunt Erica agreed to help keep you in line.
1278	01:19:53,252	01:19:54,586	Lord knows I can't.	Lord knows I can't.
1279	01:19:55,128	01:19:57,005	I don't wanna go back.	I don't wanna go back.
1280	01:19:57,089	01:19:59,174	I like it here. It's my home now.	I like it here. It's my home now.
1281	01:19:59,258	01:20:00,300	What? I...	What? I...
1282	01:20:00,384	01:20:02,886	You know what? At this point, I don't care what you want.	You know what? At this point, I don't care what you want.
1283	01:20:02,970	01:20:05,138	What I want, Dad, is to go after Rocco!	What I want, Dad, is to go after Rocco!
1284	01:20:05,222	01:20:06,431	We think we know where they took him!	We think we know where they took him!
1285	01:20:06,515	01:20:08,600	- What are you talking about? - Willie...	- What are you talking about? - Willie...
1286	01:20:11,353	01:20:12,771	Everybody! Shh!	Everybody! Shh!
1287	01:20:13,814	01:20:14,982	Not another peep.	Not another peep.
1288	01:20:22,489	01:20:24,825	You asked me to show a little faith in family.	You asked me to show a little faith in family.
1289	01:20:24,908	01:20:25,909	How about you, Dad?	How about you, Dad?
1290	01:20:25,993	01:20:29,496	Trust in family. There's nothing you can't overcome.	Trust in family. There's nothing you can't overcome.
1291	01:20:29,580	01:20:32,624	You don't go swimming in deep water with your britches on.	You don't go swimming in deep water with your britches on.
1292	01:20:39,298	01:20:40,465	- That's true, actually. - Enough!	- That's true, actually. - Enough!
1293	01:20:40,549	01:20:41,925	That's true.	That's true.
1294	01:20:42,009	01:20:43,385	Everyone shut it!	Everyone shut it!
1295	01:20:43,468	01:20:45,387	Shut it.	Shut it.
1296	01:20:47,973	01:20:49,892	I live with a bunch of crazy people.	I live with a bunch of crazy people.
1297	01:20:52,144	01:20:55,063	Dad, you don't have to believe in unicorns.	Dad, you don't have to believe in unicorns.
1298	01:20:58,734	01:21:00,235	Just believe in us.	Just believe in us.
1299	01:21:06,491	01:21:08,827	Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna do this.	Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna do this.
1300	01:21:21,215	01:21:22,382	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1301	01:21:22,466	01:21:23,467	Where do you think you're going?	Where do you think you're going?
1302	01:21:23,759	01:21:24,968	Kids aren't allowed in there.	Kids aren't allowed in there.
1303	01:21:25,052	01:21:27,638	- But Rocco. - We'll get him. Sit tight.	- But Rocco. - We'll get him. Sit tight.
1304	01:21:27,721	01:21:30,724	Oh, uh, by the way, Monroe's diaper needs changing.	Oh, uh, by the way, Monroe's diaper needs changing.
1305	01:21:31,391	01:21:33,018	That's true.	That's true.
1306	01:21:35,270	01:21:36,355	Two bullets.	Two bullets.
1307	01:21:36,438	01:21:38,190	Ooh.	Ooh.
1308	01:21:38,273	01:21:39,775	Hey, Willie, uh, me and the boys,	Hey, Willie, uh, me and the boys,
1309	01:21:39,858	01:21:41,652	we were thinking that maybe we go, uh, dancing,	we were thinking that maybe we go, uh, dancing,
1310	01:21:41,735	01:21:45,322	and maybe, uh, you know, kind of get the chew on, 'cause we're hungry.	and maybe, uh, you know, kind of get the chew on, 'cause we're hungry.
1311	01:21:45,405	01:21:47,366	Yeah, I haven't had corn on the cob in 20 years.	Yeah, I haven't had corn on the cob in 20 years.
1312	01:21:47,449	01:21:49,743	We're not leaving till we clean this place out.	We're not leaving till we clean this place out.
1313	01:21:49,826	01:21:52,162	Then, the ritual sacrifice.	Then, the ritual sacrifice.
1314	01:21:55,082	01:21:57,292	Uh, pardon me, gentlemen.	Uh, pardon me, gentlemen.
1315	01:21:57,376	01:21:58,377	Don't mean to interrupt.	Don't mean to interrupt.
1316	01:21:58,460	01:21:59,920	Um, may I have a quick word?	Um, may I have a quick word?
1317	01:22:00,295	01:22:01,630	We ain't been cheatin'.	We ain't been cheatin'.
1318	01:22:01,713	01:22:03,173	Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.	Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
1319	01:22:03,257	01:22:07,302	I... Is one of you Crazy Willie?	I... Is one of you Crazy Willie?
1320	01:22:07,386	01:22:09,388	Just plain Will is fine, thank you.	Just plain Will is fine, thank you.
1321	01:22:09,471	01:22:10,722	What you want, stranger?	What you want, stranger?
1322	01:22:10,806	01:22:13,433	Ah, well, hi, Will.	Ah, well, hi, Will.
1323	01:22:13,517	01:22:15,102	Um...	Um...
1324	01:22:15,185	01:22:20,023	This is a little embarrassing, but, um, I'm Mia Dindal's father and...	This is a little embarrassing, but, um, I'm Mia Dindal's father and...
1325	01:22:20,649	01:22:23,402	That sweet little cash cow ain't goin' nowhere.	That sweet little cash cow ain't goin' nowhere.
1326	01:22:24,778	01:22:27,322	Whoa. No, no, no, no.	Whoa. No, no, no, no.
1327	01:22:27,406	01:22:29,408	Wait, is it a calf or a colt?	Wait, is it a calf or a colt?
1328	01:22:29,825	01:22:30,993	It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.	It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
1329	01:22:31,076	01:22:33,745	Look, sir, there is no reason to get violent here.	Look, sir, there is no reason to get violent here.
1330	01:22:33,829	01:22:35,873	Don't make me tell you twice.	Don't make me tell you twice.
1331	01:22:39,585	01:22:40,586	Okay.	Okay.
1332	01:22:41,920	01:22:43,005	I'll just...	I'll just...
1333	01:22:45,549	01:22:46,884	Now, where were we?	Now, where were we?
1334	01:22:48,427	01:22:50,179	Am I the big blind?	Am I the big blind?
1335	01:22:50,262	01:22:51,847	Hi, sorry, me again.	Hi, sorry, me again.
1336	01:22:51,930	01:22:54,933	Uh, how about you just hand me those reins and I walk right out of here.	Uh, how about you just hand me those reins and I walk right out of here.
1337	01:22:55,017	01:22:56,435	You got rocks for brains, son?	You got rocks for brains, son?
1338	01:22:56,518	01:22:57,519	I...	I...
1339	01:22:57,603	01:22:59,146	- You had your fun. - Let him go!	- You had your fun. - Let him go!
1340	01:22:59,938	01:23:01,565	- All of you, get! - Whoa, whoa, whoa.	- All of you, get! - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1341	01:23:01,648	01:23:03,817	Oh, hey, miss, I'll have a Sea Breeze please.	Oh, hey, miss, I'll have a Sea Breeze please.
1342	01:23:03,901	01:23:05,194	A twist of lime.	A twist of lime.
1343	01:23:05,277	01:23:06,987	- What're you... - I'm thirsty.	- What're you... - I'm thirsty.
1344	01:23:09,031	01:23:11,992	There ain't no way I'm ever gonna leave with that...	There ain't no way I'm ever gonna leave with that...
1345	01:23:13,410	01:23:15,204	Two seven off suit.	Two seven off suit.
1346	01:23:15,287	01:23:16,705	You've been dealt a hammer.	You've been dealt a hammer.
1347	01:23:16,788	01:23:18,582	That's the worst hand a man can get.	That's the worst hand a man can get.
1348	01:23:24,254	01:23:26,173	- Yes! - Oh, no, you don't.	- Yes! - Oh, no, you don't.
1349	01:23:27,508	01:23:29,343	- Go, go! - Where do you think you're going?	- Go, go! - Where do you think you're going?
1350	01:23:29,426	01:23:31,845	Oh!	Oh!
1351	01:23:42,356	01:23:44,733	Take some of my magic, Rocco.	Take some of my magic, Rocco.
1352	01:23:51,198	01:23:53,784	You got nowhere to go, little lady!	You got nowhere to go, little lady!
1353	01:24:18,225	01:24:19,268	Yeah!	Yeah!
1354	01:24:20,435	01:24:21,895	Don't let her get away!	Don't let her get away!
1355	01:24:21,979	01:24:24,064	That... That's a unicorn.	That... That's a unicorn.
1356	01:24:25,440	01:24:26,859	That's a unicorn.	That's a unicorn.
1357	01:24:27,192	01:24:29,820	When we tell my dad about this, can we leave out...	When we tell my dad about this, can we leave out...
1358	01:24:31,738	01:24:33,949	I mean, he'll probably be cool with me doing something stupid	I mean, he'll probably be cool with me doing something stupid
1359	01:24:34,032	01:24:35,492	for a pretty girl, but...	for a pretty girl, but...
1360	01:24:36,451	01:24:38,287	Stealing his truck for a unicorn?	Stealing his truck for a unicorn?
1361	01:24:39,788	01:24:41,123	You think I'm pretty?	You think I'm pretty?
1362	01:24:42,082	01:24:43,709	You like asking obvious questions.	You like asking obvious questions.
1363	01:24:50,215	01:24:52,050	Mia! Where is she going?	Mia! Where is she going?
1364	01:24:54,511	01:24:56,013	I cannot catch a break.	I cannot catch a break.
1365	01:24:56,096	01:24:57,764	Go, Rocco, go!	Go, Rocco, go!
1366	01:24:58,265	01:24:59,600	She's heading for the hills.	She's heading for the hills.
1367	01:24:59,683	01:25:04,605	Willie. Willie. Willie, just hold your roll here for a second, Willie, will ya?	Willie. Willie. Willie, just hold your roll here for a second, Willie, will ya?
1368	01:25:04,688	01:25:06,899	The pretty little girl, you might hurt her.	The pretty little girl, you might hurt her.
1369	01:25:06,982	01:25:08,567	No mights about it.	No mights about it.
1370	01:25:08,650	01:25:10,110	Dang, you are crazy.	Dang, you are crazy.
1371	01:25:10,194	01:25:11,904	Willie, we didn't sign up for that.	Willie, we didn't sign up for that.
1372	01:25:11,987	01:25:13,739	You're just gonna have to deal us out, Willie.	You're just gonna have to deal us out, Willie.
1373	01:25:13,822	01:25:15,365	- Deal us out. - Suit yourselves.	- Deal us out. - Suit yourselves.
1374	01:25:23,457	01:25:24,917	- Willie! - Everyone in the car.	- Willie! - Everyone in the car.
1375	01:25:25,000	01:25:26,126	- Come on, let's go! - You get in the back.	- Come on, let's go! - You get in the back.
1376	01:25:29,379	01:25:30,506	- Okay. - Buckle up.	- Okay. - Buckle up.
1377	01:25:35,719	01:25:37,846	You have got to be kidding me!	You have got to be kidding me!
1378	01:25:39,223	01:25:40,891	Moo-ve!	Moo-ve!
1379	01:25:46,230	01:25:47,606	Come on, Rocco.	Come on, Rocco.
1380	01:25:48,565	01:25:50,651	You ain't gonna get away this time, missy!	You ain't gonna get away this time, missy!
1381	01:25:52,110	01:25:54,821	Come on, boy. I'm putting all my faith and trust in you.	Come on, boy. I'm putting all my faith and trust in you.
1382	01:25:55,697	01:25:57,449	That's it, boy! That's it!	That's it, boy! That's it!
1383	01:26:00,702	01:26:02,371	Dad, she's going around that corner!	Dad, she's going around that corner!
1384	01:26:02,454	01:26:03,455	Don't lose 'em!	Don't lose 'em!
1385	01:26:03,539	01:26:04,665	- Step on it! - Go!	- Step on it! - Go!
1386	01:26:04,748	01:26:06,375	- I am trying! - Go!	- I am trying! - Go!
1387	01:26:10,420	01:26:12,881	Missy, you are a pain in my neck, you know that?	Missy, you are a pain in my neck, you know that?
1388	01:26:12,965	01:26:13,966	Come on!	Come on!
1389	01:26:18,720	01:26:20,973	Leave her alone! Stop it!	Leave her alone! Stop it!
1390	01:26:28,313	01:26:29,439	- You better not hurt her! - Stop it!	- You better not hurt her! - Stop it!
1391	01:26:29,523	01:26:30,524	Go, Mia!	Go, Mia!
1392	01:26:32,651	01:26:35,362	Go away!	Go away!
1393	01:26:35,445	01:26:37,531	That idiot's gonna kill her!	That idiot's gonna kill her!
1394	01:26:37,614	01:26:38,949	Watch out, baby!	Watch out, baby!
1395	01:26:47,624	01:26:49,251	Oh, dang!	Oh, dang!
1396	01:26:58,719	01:26:59,803	- Mia! - No!	- Mia! - No!
1397	01:27:07,686	01:27:09,438	Mia! Mia!	Mia! Mia!
1398	01:27:09,521	01:27:11,773	Mia! Mia! Mia!	Mia! Mia! Mia!
1399	01:27:11,857	01:27:14,109	No!	No!
1400	01:27:14,193	01:27:15,569	No, no, no, this can't be happening!	No, no, no, this can't be happening!
1401	01:27:15,652	01:27:16,737	No! Mia!	No! Mia!
1402	01:27:16,820	01:27:18,405	No!	No!
1403	01:27:18,488	01:27:19,907	Mia!	Mia!
1404	01:27:24,786	01:27:25,787	No...	No...
1405	01:27:28,498	01:27:29,666	She's gone.	She's gone.
1406	01:27:29,750	01:27:30,918	No, no, no, no, no.	No, no, no, no, no.
1407	01:27:32,586	01:27:35,130	Holy molasses!	Holy molasses!
1408	01:27:41,386	01:27:43,055	They really can fly.	They really can fly.
1409	01:27:44,223	01:27:46,350	Impossibly possible.	Impossibly possible.
1410	01:27:46,892	01:27:48,060	Yay!	Yay!
1411	01:27:49,686	01:27:51,063	That's incredible!	That's incredible!
1412	01:28:04,785	01:28:07,287	Come on. Come on. Come on, guys, keep up.	Come on. Come on. Come on, guys, keep up.
1413	01:28:16,004	01:28:19,258	I... I think it's... Yeah. Over here. Come on.	I... I think it's... Yeah. Over here. Come on.
1414	01:28:42,948	01:28:45,117	I have gotta get a picture of this.	I have gotta get a picture of this.
1415	01:28:49,204	01:28:50,789	Unbelievable.	Unbelievable.
1416	01:28:54,543	01:28:57,671	You may not see us or hear us, but know	You may not see us or hear us, but know
1417	01:28:57,754	01:29:01,216	our spirit will always be with you.	our spirit will always be with you.
1418	01:29:02,885	01:29:04,511	Goodbye, Rocco.	Goodbye, Rocco.
1419	01:29:07,973	01:29:10,601	Have you ever seen anything more beautiful?	Have you ever seen anything more beautiful?
1420	01:29:10,684	01:29:11,768	Hmm.	Hmm.
1421	01:29:11,852	01:29:13,020	Sure have.	Sure have.
1422	01:29:18,567	01:29:20,068	Oh, don't look.	Oh, don't look.
1423	01:29:21,320	01:29:23,447	So gross.	So gross.
1424	01:29:26,450	01:29:28,076	Help!	Help!
1425	01:29:29,203	01:29:31,747	Hey... Hey!	Hey... Hey!
1426	01:29:31,830	01:29:32,998	Little girl!	Little girl!
1427	01:29:35,083	01:29:36,877	Subtitles by explosiveskull	Subtitles by explosiveskull
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