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1 00:00:01,397 00:00:02,857 Previously on WandaVision... Previously on WandaVision...
2 00:00:03,231 00:00:05,358 You've gone through the boundary twice already, Monica. You've gone through the boundary twice already, Monica.
3 00:00:06,776 00:00:11,113 The energy inside has re-written your cells on a molecular level twice. The energy inside has re-written your cells on a molecular level twice.
4 00:00:11,197 00:00:14,742 I know what Wanda's feeling and I won't stop until I help her. I know what Wanda's feeling and I won't stop until I help her.
5 00:00:16,160 00:00:19,790 It is my intention to reach those, outside of Westview It is my intention to reach those, outside of Westview
6 00:00:19,873 00:00:21,458 and make sense of our situation. and make sense of our situation.
7 00:00:23,001 00:00:24,753 The people need help. The people need help.
8 00:00:28,131 00:00:29,258 Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
9 00:00:29,341 00:00:30,425 What? What is it, Billy? What? What is it, Billy?
10 00:00:30,509 00:00:32,469 I hear Dad. He's in trouble. I hear Dad. He's in trouble.
11 00:00:32,553 00:00:34,680 It's not like your dead husband can die twice. It's not like your dead husband can die twice.
12 00:00:38,809 00:00:40,853 Maximoff was never gonna negotiate with us. Maximoff was never gonna negotiate with us.
13 00:00:40,936 00:00:42,354 We can't outgun her. We can't outgun her.
14 00:00:42,437 00:00:46,191 And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse. And clearly antagonizing her is only making things worse.
15 00:00:46,275 00:00:50,280 If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution. If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.
16 00:00:57,829 00:00:59,873 Oh, fudge! Oh, fudge!
17 00:01:47,213 00:01:49,507 Look, we've all been there, right? Look, we've all been there, right?
18 00:01:50,049 00:01:52,468 Letting our fear and anger get the best of us, Letting our fear and anger get the best of us,
19 00:01:52,551 00:01:55,971 intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created. intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created.
20 00:01:57,974 00:01:59,059 Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!
21 00:02:06,566 00:02:08,235 Mom, are you coming down soon? Mom, are you coming down soon?
22 00:02:08,318 00:02:10,320 Mom, our game is freaking out. Mom, our game is freaking out.
23 00:02:21,957 00:02:23,375 Is she asleep? Is she asleep?
24 00:02:23,458 00:02:25,418 Mommy's not sleeping, honey. Mommy's not sleeping, honey.
25 00:02:25,502 00:02:28,380 She's just resting her eyes. She's just resting her eyes.
26 00:02:28,463 00:02:30,716 Mom, my head feels weird. Mom, my head feels weird.
27 00:02:31,384 00:02:32,844 It's, like, really noisy. It's, like, really noisy.
28 00:02:33,678 00:02:35,096 I don't like it. I don't like it.
29 00:02:35,179 00:02:38,140 Resting. Her. Eyes. Resting. Her. Eyes.
30 00:02:39,725 00:02:41,936 As punishment for my reckless evening, As punishment for my reckless evening,
31 00:02:42,019 00:02:44,522 I plan on taking a quarantine-style staycation. I plan on taking a quarantine-style staycation.
32 00:02:45,857 00:02:47,066 A whole day... A whole day...
33 00:02:48,317 00:02:49,360 just to myself. just to myself.
34 00:02:51,195 00:02:52,572 That'll show me. That'll show me.
35 00:03:03,166 00:03:05,502 I got to it first! I got to it first!
36 00:03:05,586 00:03:07,754 You always get to it first! You always get to it first!
37 00:03:52,717 00:03:55,386 Yeah, I'm not sure what that's about. Yeah, I'm not sure what that's about.
38 00:03:56,638 00:03:59,182 It's probably just a case of the Mondays. It's probably just a case of the Mondays.
39 00:03:59,265 00:04:00,558 Am I right? Am I right?
40 00:04:40,766 00:04:42,726 Lucky for us, she pumped the brakes. Lucky for us, she pumped the brakes.
41 00:04:42,810 00:04:44,437 Yeah. I feel very lucky. Yeah. I feel very lucky.
42 00:04:45,230 00:04:46,982 What's happening with the broadcast? What's happening with the broadcast?
43 00:04:47,065 00:04:49,568 Dead air. The signal's gone. Dead air. The signal's gone.
44 00:04:51,027 00:04:52,863 Make sure the team has everything they need. Make sure the team has everything they need.
45 00:04:52,946 00:04:54,322 We launch today. We launch today.
46 00:04:54,406 00:04:55,532 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
47 00:05:31,110 00:05:32,236 You're the new clown? You're the new clown?
48 00:05:32,945 00:05:34,530 At least you're already in makeup. At least you're already in makeup.
49 00:05:34,614 00:05:37,366 You're late for rehearsal with the escape artist. You're late for rehearsal with the escape artist.
50 00:05:37,450 00:05:38,451 Come on. Come on.
51 00:05:42,455 00:05:44,957 Yeah, I'm not great at this gig, I gotta be honest. Yeah, I'm not great at this gig, I gotta be honest.
52 00:05:45,041 00:05:47,210 It doesn't really speak to my skill set. It doesn't really speak to my skill set.
53 00:05:48,044 00:05:50,297 I put in for the bearded lady, but... I put in for the bearded lady, but...
54 00:05:50,380 00:05:53,383 this alabaster complexion wasn't fooling anyone. this alabaster complexion wasn't fooling anyone.
55 00:05:55,928 00:05:57,804 Can I help you, creeper? Can I help you, creeper?
56 00:05:57,888 00:06:00,140 You don't remember me from last night? You don't remember me from last night?
57 00:06:02,017 00:06:06,355 We locked eyes. There was a unspoken understanding. We locked eyes. There was a unspoken understanding.
58 00:06:07,064 00:06:09,191 Hard pass. Hard pass.
59 00:06:11,401 00:06:13,779 No, wait. Wait up. No, wait. Wait up.
60 00:06:14,488 00:06:15,489 Have you seen your dad? Have you seen your dad?
61 00:06:15,972 00:06:17,057 No. No.
62 00:06:17,324 00:06:18,784 Do you wanna go look for him? Do you wanna go look for him?
63 00:06:18,867 00:06:21,995 Well, if he doesn't wanna be here, there's nothing I can do about it. Well, if he doesn't wanna be here, there's nothing I can do about it.
64 00:06:24,791 00:06:30,421 Hey, Mom, last night, Uncle P said that thing about re-killing Dad? Hey, Mom, last night, Uncle P said that thing about re-killing Dad?
65 00:06:30,505 00:06:33,591 Don't believe anything that man said. He is not your uncle. Don't believe anything that man said. He is not your uncle.
66 00:06:34,133 00:06:35,134 Who is he? Who is he?
67 00:06:39,681 00:06:40,849 Here's the thing, boys. Here's the thing, boys.
68 00:06:45,478 00:06:47,021 I'm your mom. I'm your mom.
69 00:06:47,105 00:06:52,569 And as such, you were counting on me to have all the answers, right? And as such, you were counting on me to have all the answers, right?
70 00:06:53,903 00:06:54,988 Well, I don't. Well, I don't.
71 00:06:55,822 00:06:57,158 I have... I have...
72 00:06:57,950 00:06:59,660 no answers. no answers.
73 00:06:59,743 00:07:01,287 Zip. Zero. Zilch. Zip. Zero. Zilch.
74 00:07:02,121 00:07:03,581 Nada. Niente. Nada. Niente.
75 00:07:05,124 00:07:09,795 I'm starting to believe I'm starting to believe
76 00:07:09,879 00:07:12,464 that everything is... that everything is...
77 00:07:13,424 00:07:15,092 meaningless. meaningless.
78 00:07:16,552 00:07:18,888 Imean, you're welcome to draw your own conclusions, of course, Imean, you're welcome to draw your own conclusions, of course,
79 00:07:18,971 00:07:21,557 but that's just where I'm at. but that's just where I'm at.
80 00:07:23,058 00:07:24,768 Ok, so maybe I went a little too dark there, Ok, so maybe I went a little too dark there,
81 00:07:24,852 00:07:26,520 but they'll be fine. but they'll be fine.
82 00:07:26,604 00:07:30,525 Vision is made of vibranium. They literally inherited tough skin. Vision is made of vibranium. They literally inherited tough skin.
83 00:07:35,822 00:07:37,866 Hi, Agnes. Come on in. Hi, Agnes. Come on in.
84 00:07:37,949 00:07:41,745 I'd get up, but I just don't want to. I'd get up, but I just don't want to.
85 00:07:45,040 00:07:47,250 But I think I got there in the nick of time But I think I got there in the nick of time
86 00:07:47,334 00:07:50,712 'cause she was one split end away from cutting her own bangs. 'cause she was one split end away from cutting her own bangs.
87 00:07:51,713 00:07:54,132 Hey, boys, why don't we give your mom some me time? Hey, boys, why don't we give your mom some me time?
88 00:07:55,717 00:07:57,260 Agnes, are you sure? Agnes, are you sure?
89 00:07:57,344 00:07:59,346 Oh, abso-positively. Oh, abso-positively.
90 00:07:59,513 00:08:01,848 - Come on, let's go, guys. - Do we have to, Mom? - Come on, let's go, guys. - Do we have to, Mom?
91 00:08:03,016 00:08:05,228 Someone needs to be here to take care of you. Someone needs to be here to take care of you.
92 00:08:05,311 00:08:09,607 Boys, I'll be fine. Just go with Agnes. Boys, I'll be fine. Just go with Agnes.
93 00:08:09,690 00:08:12,026 I promise I won't bite. I promise I won't bite.
94 00:08:13,694 00:08:15,279 I actually did bite a kid once. I actually did bite a kid once.
95 00:08:17,490 00:08:20,535 Agnes, you are a life-saver. Agnes, you are a life-saver.
96 00:08:20,618 00:08:22,787 - Is there anything I can do for you? - You know what? - Is there anything I can do for you? - You know what?
97 00:08:22,870 00:08:27,708 I do have a suspicious mole on my back that I just can't see. I do have a suspicious mole on my back that I just can't see.
98 00:08:28,584 00:08:31,629 Boundaries. I get it. Boundaries. I get it.
99 00:08:31,712 00:08:33,673 Say no more. Say no more.
100 00:08:33,756 00:08:35,591 All right, gentlemen, let's keep it moving. All right, gentlemen, let's keep it moving.
101 00:08:35,675 00:08:38,095 You know what? If one of you two could take a quick look, You know what? If one of you two could take a quick look,
102 00:08:38,178 00:08:40,597 I'd appreciate it. It's right here above my... I'd appreciate it. It's right here above my...
103 00:09:02,578 00:09:05,289 ...delivering flawless offensive plays right out of the gate. ...delivering flawless offensive plays right out of the gate.
104 00:09:05,372 00:09:07,249 The final goal scored with a remark... The final goal scored with a remark...
105 00:09:09,710 00:09:14,424 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
106 00:09:15,175 00:09:16,259 I'm fine. I'm fine.
107 00:09:18,178 00:09:19,262 I'm fine. I'm fine.
108 00:09:26,877 00:09:29,522 Darcy made it through that last firewall, all right. Darcy made it through that last firewall, all right.
109 00:09:29,606 00:09:30,690 Oh, what'd she find? Oh, what'd she find?
110 00:09:30,773 00:09:34,402 R and D reports. All on the same project. R and D reports. All on the same project.
111 00:09:34,485 00:09:35,945 Code name, Cataract. Code name, Cataract.
112 00:09:39,832 00:09:41,701 Hayward wasn't decommissioning Vision. Hayward wasn't decommissioning Vision.
113 00:09:41,784 00:09:43,479 He was trying to bring him back online. He was trying to bring him back online.
114 00:09:44,204 00:09:45,479 Nothing worked until... Nothing worked until...
115 00:09:45,539 00:09:47,249 Wanda stole Vision's body. Wanda stole Vision's body.
116 00:09:47,333 00:09:51,045 That's why he was so focused on tracking Vision inside the Hex. That's why he was so focused on tracking Vision inside the Hex.
117 00:09:51,128 00:09:53,547 Hayward wants his sentient weapon back. Hayward wants his sentient weapon back.
118 00:09:53,631 00:09:55,424 Someone has to tell Wanda. Someone has to tell Wanda.
119 00:09:58,511 00:10:00,513 Look. There they are. Look. There they are.
120 00:10:22,285 00:10:24,621 - Major Goodner. - Captain Rambeau. - Major Goodner. - Captain Rambeau.
121 00:10:24,704 00:10:26,206 This is Agent Woo. This is Agent Woo.
122 00:10:26,748 00:10:27,749 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
123 00:10:27,833 00:10:31,461 Thank you so much for coming. My mother would appreciate your loyalty. Thank you so much for coming. My mother would appreciate your loyalty.
124 00:10:31,586 00:10:33,922 She's not the only one we're loyal to, Captain. She's not the only one we're loyal to, Captain.
125 00:10:35,382 00:10:37,017 Let me show you what we brought you. Let me show you what we brought you.
126 00:10:55,903 00:10:57,780 Did we get your specs right? Did we get your specs right?
127 00:11:03,244 00:11:04,704 She's perfect. She's perfect.
128 00:11:17,942 00:11:20,241 Hello? Excuse me. Hello? Excuse me.
129 00:11:21,765 00:11:23,038 You... you tried to help me. You... you tried to help me.
130 00:11:23,097 00:11:24,892 Doubtful. I'm notoriously self-involved. Doubtful. I'm notoriously self-involved.
131 00:11:24,975 00:11:27,728 No, no, no. Please. Just hear me out. No, no, no. Please. Just hear me out.
132 00:11:27,811 00:11:30,898 All right. I believe that you were part of a team All right. I believe that you were part of a team
133 00:11:30,981 00:11:33,400 monitoring a supernatural anomaly. And now... monitoring a supernatural anomaly. And now...
134 00:11:34,568 00:11:35,777 Well, you're in it. Well, you're in it.
135 00:11:36,778 00:11:40,490 Fine. I'll go out with you, but I'm ordering the lobster. Fine. I'll go out with you, but I'm ordering the lobster.
136 00:11:42,701 00:11:45,871 Oh, no. Look, that mime... His tray is getting too heavy. Oh, no. Look, that mime... His tray is getting too heavy.
137 00:11:45,954 00:11:47,080 Your bad back! Your bad back!
138 00:11:50,883 00:11:52,085 Okay. Okay.
139 00:11:53,253 00:11:55,339 - Awake? - Yeah. - Awake? - Yeah.
140 00:11:55,422 00:11:56,673 All right? All right?
141 00:11:56,758 00:11:58,134 Oh, hello, self. Oh, hello, self.
142 00:11:59,219 00:12:02,305 You know, part of me secretly wanted a guest spot on the show, You know, part of me secretly wanted a guest spot on the show,
143 00:12:02,388 00:12:04,265 but seriously, that sucked. but seriously, that sucked.
144 00:12:04,349 00:12:07,018 Look, uh, what is your name? Your real name? Look, uh, what is your name? Your real name?
145 00:12:07,101 00:12:08,478 Darcy Lewis. Darcy Lewis.
146 00:12:09,103 00:12:12,440 Dr. Darcy Lewis. I intercepted a communication regarding your work. Dr. Darcy Lewis. I intercepted a communication regarding your work.
147 00:12:12,524 00:12:15,443 Hey, the lions just got off stage. You're up. Hey, the lions just got off stage. You're up.
148 00:12:15,527 00:12:16,903 Dr. Lewis, I have questions. Dr. Lewis, I have questions.
149 00:12:16,986 00:12:18,446 I have answers. I have answers.
150 00:12:18,530 00:12:20,532 Should we take this convo on the road? Should we take this convo on the road?
151 00:12:20,615 00:12:22,659 - Excellent. - You two are up. - Excellent. - You two are up.
152 00:12:22,742 00:12:26,454 No, I'm so sorry. Doctor and I have a prior engagement. No, I'm so sorry. Doctor and I have a prior engagement.
153 00:12:26,538 00:12:27,872 She's not goin' anywhere. She's not goin' anywhere.
154 00:12:29,415 00:12:30,709 No! No!
155 00:12:30,793 00:12:31,961 My nose! My nose!
156 00:12:32,044 00:12:33,295 - Sorry. - Come on. - Sorry. - Come on.
157 00:12:34,129 00:12:36,882 - Excuse me. - Where do you think you're going? - Excuse me. - Where do you think you're going?
158 00:12:36,966 00:12:38,259 Get back here! Get back here!
159 00:12:39,343 00:12:40,970 To your house, I assume? To your house, I assume?
160 00:12:41,637 00:12:45,057 Dr. Lewis, my questions, are my children safe? Dr. Lewis, my questions, are my children safe?
161 00:12:45,140 00:12:46,183 That I don't know. That I don't know.
162 00:12:46,267 00:12:47,518 And who is that imposter, Pietro? And who is that imposter, Pietro?
163 00:12:47,601 00:12:48,602 Beats me. Beats me.
164 00:12:50,938 00:12:52,857 - Let's roll. - Great. - Let's roll. - Great.
165 00:12:54,358 00:12:56,819 - Get out of there. - Sorry. Can't hear you. - Get out of there. - Sorry. Can't hear you.
166 00:12:56,902 00:12:58,028 - What? - Drive! - What? - Drive!
167 00:12:59,530 00:13:03,284 I'm so sorry. We were double-booked by the agents. I'm so sorry. We were double-booked by the agents.
168 00:13:03,368 00:13:04,494 You got to be on stage. You got to be on stage.
169 00:13:04,578 00:13:06,371 - Step on it, Darcy! - What are you doing? - Step on it, Darcy! - What are you doing?
170 00:13:06,454 00:13:07,789 I can't hear you. I can't hear you.
171 00:13:07,873 00:13:10,375 You get back here! I need you! You get back here! I need you!
172 00:13:39,989 00:13:42,116 I don't understand what's happening. I don't understand what's happening.
173 00:13:43,326 00:13:44,493 Why it's... Why it's...
174 00:13:45,411 00:13:48,247 Why it's all falling apart and why... Why it's all falling apart and why...
175 00:13:49,373 00:13:51,083 I can't fix it. I can't fix it.
176 00:13:52,585 00:13:55,421 Do you think maybe this is what you deserve? Do you think maybe this is what you deserve?
177 00:13:56,714 00:13:57,715 What? What?
178 00:14:01,219 00:14:03,012 You're not supposed to talk. You're not supposed to talk.
179 00:14:07,808 00:14:09,393 Feeling depressed? Feeling depressed?
180 00:14:10,938 00:14:13,148 Like the world goes on without you? Like the world goes on without you?
181 00:14:14,525 00:14:16,944 Do you just want to be left alone? Do you just want to be left alone?
182 00:14:17,653 00:14:19,947 Ask your doctor about Nexus. Ask your doctor about Nexus.
183 00:14:20,864 00:14:25,035 A unique anti-depressant that works to anchor you back to your reality. A unique anti-depressant that works to anchor you back to your reality.
184 00:14:25,786 00:14:27,579 Or the reality of your choice. Or the reality of your choice.
185 00:14:28,497 00:14:31,124 {\an8}Side effects include feeling your feelings, {\an8}Side effects include feeling your feelings,
186 00:14:31,208 00:14:33,293 {\an8}confronting your truth, seizing your destiny, {\an8}confronting your truth, seizing your destiny,
187 00:14:33,377 00:14:35,045 {\an8}and possibly, more depression. {\an8}and possibly, more depression.
188 00:14:35,128 00:14:36,296 You should not take Nexus You should not take Nexus
189 00:14:36,380 00:14:39,424 unless your doctor has cleared you to move on with your life. unless your doctor has cleared you to move on with your life.
190 00:14:39,508 00:14:43,721 Nexus, because the world doesn't revolve around you. Nexus, because the world doesn't revolve around you.
191 00:14:44,889 00:14:45,932 Or does it? Or does it?
192 00:14:48,184 00:14:49,310 Hey, Sammy. Hey, Sammy.
193 00:14:50,019 00:14:51,938 Okay, who's thirsty? Okay, who's thirsty?
194 00:14:52,021 00:14:54,274 Some bevs. Some bevs.
195 00:14:59,487 00:15:00,989 Penny for your thoughts. Penny for your thoughts.
196 00:15:03,283 00:15:04,742 I like it here. I like it here.
197 00:15:06,035 00:15:07,203 Oh, good. Oh, good.
198 00:15:08,621 00:15:11,875 Is it because Señor Scratchy is such a good listener? Is it because Señor Scratchy is such a good listener?
199 00:15:11,958 00:15:12,959 No. No.
200 00:15:14,669 00:15:16,004 It's because it's quiet. It's because it's quiet.
201 00:15:19,758 00:15:21,135 You're quiet, Agnes. You're quiet, Agnes.
202 00:15:24,180 00:15:25,472 On the inside. On the inside.
203 00:15:29,393 00:15:31,061 Do you think our mom is okay? Do you think our mom is okay?
204 00:15:37,276 00:15:38,944 Oh, for sure! Oh, for sure!
205 00:15:40,279 00:15:44,158 Oh, you don't have to worry about your mom. Oh, you don't have to worry about your mom.
206 00:15:44,241 00:15:48,396 Your mom can do anything. She's supermom. Your mom can do anything. She's supermom.
207 00:15:52,375 00:15:55,045 Ralph says I sugarcoat things. But, Ralph says I sugarcoat things. But,
208 00:15:55,128 00:15:59,090 you try telling a 10-year-old that his mother is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. you try telling a 10-year-old that his mother is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
209 00:16:01,676 00:16:03,136 Final checks. Final checks.
210 00:16:12,896 00:16:14,564 We're all set, Captain. We're all set, Captain.
211 00:16:15,273 00:16:16,358 Thank you. Thank you.
212 00:16:17,359 00:16:19,694 Darcy's not here to give her stamp of approval. Darcy's not here to give her stamp of approval.
213 00:16:20,362 00:16:21,571 I know. I know.
214 00:16:21,655 00:16:25,535 She's in there and I'm gonna go get her out. She's in there and I'm gonna go get her out.
215 00:16:27,787 00:16:29,413 It's our last shot, Jimmy. It's our last shot, Jimmy.
216 00:16:34,877 00:16:36,420 Godspeed, Captain. Godspeed, Captain.
217 00:16:49,767 00:16:51,686 How much faith you have in this thing? How much faith you have in this thing?
218 00:16:52,270 00:16:54,105 It's our most heavily-armored space rover. It's our most heavily-armored space rover.
219 00:16:54,188 00:16:56,399 She's gonna sail right through. Unharmed. She's gonna sail right through. Unharmed.
220 00:17:06,285 00:17:07,494 Capcom, check. Capcom, check.
221 00:17:13,709 00:17:14,710 Good, check. Good, check.
222 00:17:15,419 00:17:16,753 On your order, Captain. On your order, Captain.
223 00:17:18,964 00:17:20,257 Moving out. Moving out.
224 00:17:35,773 00:17:37,858 Contact in five, Contact in five,
225 00:17:37,883 00:17:39,968 four, three... four, three...
226 00:17:40,987 00:17:41,904 two, two,
227 00:17:42,130 00:17:43,305 one. one.
228 00:17:51,664 00:17:53,541 What happened to sailing right through? What happened to sailing right through?
229 00:17:53,625 00:17:55,376 The density is matching her. The density is matching her.
230 00:17:55,460 00:17:57,587 I'm close. It's gonna give! I'm close. It's gonna give!
231 00:18:13,270 00:18:14,939 The structural integrity is failing. The structural integrity is failing.
232 00:18:15,022 00:18:16,398 It's disintegrating. It's disintegrating.
233 00:18:16,482 00:18:17,566 No, it's being rewritten. No, it's being rewritten.
234 00:18:17,650 00:18:19,610 Monica, get out of there! Monica, get out of there!
235 00:18:21,904 00:18:24,615 Do you copy, Monica? Do you copy, Monica?
236 00:18:25,616 00:18:27,243 Monica! Get out of there! Monica! Get out of there!
237 00:18:29,119 00:18:30,621 Monica! Monica!
238 00:18:36,168 00:18:37,921 Get a medevac, now! Get a medevac, now!
239 00:18:45,178 00:18:46,179 Watch out! Watch out!
240 00:19:00,318 00:19:01,611 No. No. No. No.
241 00:19:01,695 00:19:03,280 I can get through. I can get through.
242 00:19:04,781 00:19:06,366 Monica! No! Monica! No!
243 00:19:19,839 00:19:22,633 No, I can't. I can't leave Monica. No, I can't. I can't leave Monica.
244 00:19:24,051 00:19:27,013 Mommy, it's okay. I can stay with Grandma and Pop-Pop. Mommy, it's okay. I can stay with Grandma and Pop-Pop.
245 00:19:28,264 00:19:31,100 There's no way I'm going, baby. It's too dangerous. There's no way I'm going, baby. It's too dangerous.
246 00:19:31,184 00:19:32,310 Mom, Mom,
247 00:19:33,335 00:19:35,712 maybe I could fly up and meet you halfway? maybe I could fly up and meet you halfway?
248 00:19:35,771 00:19:38,274 Only if you learn to glow like your Aunt Carol. Only if you learn to glow like your Aunt Carol.
249 00:19:38,858 00:19:41,569 And you were the most powerful person I knew. And you were the most powerful person I knew.
250 00:19:41,652 00:19:43,697 Your mom, she died, honey. Your mom, she died, honey.
251 00:19:43,780 00:19:45,365 She was truly an inspiration. She was truly an inspiration.
252 00:19:45,449 00:19:46,783 - Sorry. - No! - Sorry. - No!
253 00:19:47,534 00:19:48,827 Your mom's lucky. Your mom's lucky.
254 00:19:49,620 00:19:52,372 When they were handing out kids, they gave her the toughest one. When they were handing out kids, they gave her the toughest one.
255 00:20:41,631 00:20:44,467 So, Wanda killed me? So, Wanda killed me?
256 00:20:45,426 00:20:49,847 Yes, but it's not that simple. You asked her to do it. Yes, but it's not that simple. You asked her to do it.
257 00:20:49,931 00:20:51,642 Why would I have done that? Why would I have done that?
258 00:20:51,725 00:20:53,727 To save the universe. To save the universe.
259 00:20:53,811 00:20:55,187 Well, half of it. Well, half of it.
260 00:20:56,313 00:20:57,565 Did it work? Did it work?
261 00:20:57,648 00:20:59,108 It did. It did.
262 00:21:00,234 00:21:03,237 Until the bad guy rewound time and killed you himself. Until the bad guy rewound time and killed you himself.
263 00:21:03,320 00:21:07,157 There are a few extra steps, but to set up the context... There are a few extra steps, but to set up the context...
264 00:21:07,241 00:21:08,617 I came back and died again. I came back and died again.
265 00:21:08,701 00:21:10,202 And she had to watch. And she had to watch.
266 00:21:13,455 00:21:15,916 Oh, man, another red light? Oh, man, another red light?
267 00:21:17,001 00:21:19,753 It's kinda overkill out in the sticks here, don't you think? It's kinda overkill out in the sticks here, don't you think?
268 00:21:20,838 00:21:21,881 Yes. Yes.
269 00:21:25,844 00:21:30,140 I believe... I think that Wanda is creating I believe... I think that Wanda is creating
270 00:21:30,223 00:21:34,144 these impediments to stop me returning home. these impediments to stop me returning home.
271 00:21:35,896 00:21:38,607 Also, it never rains in Westview, right? Also, it never rains in Westview, right?
272 00:21:52,746 00:21:54,122 I'm not amused. I'm not amused.
273 00:21:58,211 00:22:01,964 Yeah, great. Just take your time, fellas. Yeah, great. Just take your time, fellas.
274 00:22:02,048 00:22:04,050 So if I understand correctly, So if I understand correctly,
275 00:22:04,967 00:22:09,305 my original code dates back to an AI called Jarvis? my original code dates back to an AI called Jarvis?
276 00:22:11,015 00:22:17,021 But my corporeal form was born of Ultron's plan for global genocide? But my corporeal form was born of Ultron's plan for global genocide?
277 00:22:17,939 00:22:19,232 Correct-o. Correct-o.
278 00:22:21,442 00:22:22,777 What am I now? What am I now?
279 00:22:25,530 00:22:27,657 Honestly, I'm a STEM type of lady, Honestly, I'm a STEM type of lady,
280 00:22:27,740 00:22:30,494 so I thought she just flipped a switch on your head so I thought she just flipped a switch on your head
281 00:22:30,577 00:22:31,828 and brought you back to life, but... and brought you back to life, but...
282 00:22:33,539 00:22:36,124 what I don't get is why you can't leave the Hex. what I don't get is why you can't leave the Hex.
283 00:22:42,381 00:22:46,677 What I do know is, I've been watching WandaVision for the past week. What I do know is, I've been watching WandaVision for the past week.
284 00:22:46,760 00:22:49,179 And the love you two have is real. And the love you two have is real.
285 00:22:53,016 00:22:54,476 You belong together. You belong together.
286 00:23:12,412 00:23:13,524 Wanda? Wanda?
287 00:23:14,849 00:23:15,731 Wanda! Wanda!
288 00:23:15,790 00:23:16,833 What are you doing? What are you doing?
289 00:23:16,916 00:23:18,334 - Wanda... - How did you get in here? - Wanda... - How did you get in here?
290 00:23:18,418 00:23:20,295 Listen to me. This whole thing is about Vision. Listen to me. This whole thing is about Vision.
291 00:23:20,378 00:23:22,964 - Get out of my house. - Hayward was trying to bring him... - Get out of my house. - Hayward was trying to bring him...
292 00:23:23,047 00:23:26,092 Don't talk to me about that. I don't wanna hear about it. Don't talk to me about that. I don't wanna hear about it.
293 00:23:27,218 00:23:30,763 The drones, the missiles. Pietro? The drones, the missiles. Pietro?
294 00:23:30,847 00:23:33,141 No, wait, Pietro, no, no, no, that wasn't us. No, wait, Pietro, no, no, no, that wasn't us.
295 00:23:33,224 00:23:35,310 All you do is lie! All you do is lie!
296 00:23:44,236 00:23:47,990 The only lies I've told are the ones you put in my mouth. The only lies I've told are the ones you put in my mouth.
297 00:23:48,073 00:23:50,826 Careful what you say to me. Careful what you say to me.
298 00:23:53,829 00:23:55,080 Do it, then. Do it, then.
299 00:23:58,125 00:23:59,126 Take me out. Take me out.
300 00:24:03,631 00:24:06,342 See, see? That's where you and Hayward differ. See, see? That's where you and Hayward differ.
301 00:24:06,425 00:24:09,345 He's gonna burn Westview to the ground just to get what he wants. He's gonna burn Westview to the ground just to get what he wants.
302 00:24:09,428 00:24:11,514 Don't let him make you the villain. Don't let him make you the villain.
303 00:24:13,391 00:24:14,809 Maybe I already am. Maybe I already am.
304 00:24:22,859 00:24:24,402 I'm not afraid of you, Wanda. I'm not afraid of you, Wanda.
305 00:24:25,737 00:24:28,573 I lost the person closest to me, too. I lost the person closest to me, too.
306 00:24:29,324 00:24:33,286 The worst thing I can think of has already happened to me The worst thing I can think of has already happened to me
307 00:24:33,370 00:24:35,914 and I can't change it. I can't undo it. and I can't change it. I can't undo it.
308 00:24:35,997 00:24:38,500 I can't control this pain anymore. I can't control this pain anymore.
309 00:24:38,583 00:24:42,921 And I don't think I want to, because it's my truth. And I don't think I want to, because it's my truth.
310 00:24:47,552 00:24:48,678 Wanda, you have to... Wanda, you have to...
311 00:24:48,761 00:24:51,889 Young lady, I think you overstayed your welcome. Young lady, I think you overstayed your welcome.
312 00:24:53,182 00:24:54,684 Poor Wanda's been through enough. Poor Wanda's been through enough.
313 00:24:55,268 00:24:56,891 This doesn't concern you. This doesn't concern you.
314 00:24:57,616 00:24:58,545 Wanda... Wanda...
315 00:24:58,604 00:25:00,022 Run along, dear. Run along, dear.
316 00:25:02,608 00:25:04,673 Wanda, you have to take it down. Wanda, you have to take it down.
317 00:25:04,698 00:25:05,385 No. No.
318 00:25:06,696 00:25:08,990 - Don't make me hurt you. - All right. - Don't make me hurt you. - All right.
319 00:25:22,379 00:25:24,756 Okay, let's wrap it up. Okay, let's wrap it up.
320 00:25:24,840 00:25:26,842 Yes, finally. Yes, finally.
321 00:25:30,846 00:25:32,848 Oh, come on! Oh, come on!
322 00:25:32,931 00:25:35,267 Come on, kids. Come on, kids.
323 00:25:37,269 00:25:41,106 Kids? What's next, puppies? Kids? What's next, puppies?
324 00:25:41,189 00:25:44,818 I had no idea how much Wanda had endured before coming to Westview, I had no idea how much Wanda had endured before coming to Westview,
325 00:25:44,902 00:25:46,737 how much we both had, I guess. how much we both had, I guess.
326 00:25:47,362 00:25:48,655 Though I can't remember it. Though I can't remember it.
327 00:25:49,615 00:25:52,535 For me, it feels like it happened to someone else, you know? For me, it feels like it happened to someone else, you know?
328 00:25:52,619 00:25:53,912 But for her... But for her...
329 00:25:55,038 00:25:56,372 It's mere weeks ago. It's mere weeks ago.
330 00:26:00,376 00:26:05,173 What am I doing here, sitting, talking to you when I should... What am I doing here, sitting, talking to you when I should...
331 00:26:05,256 00:26:09,010 This is... This is absurd. I need to get to my wife. This is... This is absurd. I need to get to my wife.
332 00:26:17,185 00:26:18,978 So I'll just meet you there, then? So I'll just meet you there, then?
333 00:26:20,438 00:26:22,232 Oh, here. Oh, here.
334 00:26:22,982 00:26:25,152 Would you like a cup of tea, hon? Would you like a cup of tea, hon?
335 00:26:25,236 00:26:26,612 - Sure. Thank you, Agnes. - Okay. - Sure. Thank you, Agnes. - Okay.
336 00:26:27,446 00:26:30,533 Sit down. Be right back with that. Sit down. Be right back with that.
337 00:26:35,621 00:26:39,625 Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
338 00:26:40,417 00:26:42,795 Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump
339 00:26:43,379 00:26:45,506 Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
340 00:26:45,589 00:26:47,675 Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump
341 00:26:47,758 00:26:49,885 Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump Jumpy, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
342 00:27:03,775 00:27:05,235 Where are the twins? Where are the twins?
343 00:27:06,820 00:27:09,739 Oh, they're probably just playing in the basement. Oh, they're probably just playing in the basement.
344 00:27:26,089 00:27:27,257 Boys? Boys?
345 00:27:52,867 00:27:54,118 Tommy? Tommy?
346 00:27:57,914 00:27:59,207 Billy? Billy?
347 00:28:38,081 00:28:40,041 Wanda, Wanda. Wanda, Wanda.
348 00:28:41,334 00:28:45,213 You didn't think you were the only magical girl in town, did you? You didn't think you were the only magical girl in town, did you?
349 00:28:50,635 00:28:55,390 The name's Agatha Harkness. Lovely to finally meet you, dear. The name's Agatha Harkness. Lovely to finally meet you, dear.
350 00:29:08,111 00:29:10,865 Who's been messing up everything? Who's been messing up everything?
351 00:29:10,948 00:29:13,826 It's been Agatha all along It's been Agatha all along
352 00:29:16,495 00:29:19,039 Who's been pulling every evil string? Who's been pulling every evil string?
353 00:29:19,123 00:29:22,293 It's been Agatha all along It's been Agatha all along
354 00:29:24,545 00:29:28,257 {\an8}She's insidious {\an8}She's insidious
355 00:29:28,340 00:29:30,507 So perfidious So perfidious
356 00:29:30,532 00:29:33,229 That you haven't even noticed That you haven't even noticed
357 00:29:33,429 00:29:35,890 - And the pity is - The pity is - And the pity is - The pity is
358 00:29:35,973 00:29:38,350 Pity, pity, pity, pity Pity, pity, pity, pity
359 00:29:40,728 00:29:43,440 It's too late to fix anything It's too late to fix anything
360 00:29:43,523 00:29:46,693 Now that everything has gone wrong Now that everything has gone wrong
361 00:29:46,776 00:29:48,361 Thanks to Agatha Thanks to Agatha
362 00:29:48,445 00:29:49,905 Naughty Agatha Naughty Agatha
363 00:29:49,988 00:29:52,657 It's been Agatha all along It's been Agatha all along
364 00:29:53,200 00:29:55,744 And I killed Sparky, too. And I killed Sparky, too.
365 00:30:00,968 00:30:02,668 For the extra scene. For the extra scene.
366 00:32:08,255 00:32:09,256 Snooper's gonna snoop. Snooper's gonna snoop.