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1 00:00:02,359 00:00:04,692 Rachel? What the hell's going on? Rachel? What the hell's going on?
2 00:00:04,728 00:00:06,627 Just getting my father away from his jailor. Just getting my father away from his jailor.
3 00:00:06,663 00:00:08,963 And if you follow us, I'm gonna go to the police. And if you follow us, I'm gonna go to the police.
4 00:00:08,998 00:00:10,465 You cannot wean your dad off of lithium You cannot wean your dad off of lithium
5 00:00:10,500 00:00:12,200 - here in a grip truck. - Okay, look. - here in a grip truck. - Okay, look.
6 00:00:12,235 00:00:14,475 He should've never been on those meds in the first place. He should've never been on those meds in the first place.
7 00:00:14,504 00:00:15,737 My God, you're gorgeous. My God, you're gorgeous.
8 00:00:15,772 00:00:18,005 - This is Riley... - Oh. - This is Riley... - Oh.
9 00:00:18,041 00:00:20,074 My baby girl. My baby girl.
10 00:00:20,110 00:00:22,877 This is what $400,000 looks like. This is what $400,000 looks like.
11 00:00:22,912 00:00:25,079 I need you to know that that bet, I need you to know that that bet,
12 00:00:25,115 00:00:27,048 none of it means anything compared to you. none of it means anything compared to you.
13 00:00:27,083 00:00:28,216 Why so sad? Why so sad?
14 00:00:28,251 00:00:31,018 - Sissy no bounce? - We broke up. - Sissy no bounce? - We broke up.
15 00:00:31,054 00:00:34,655 This is what always makes me feel better. This is what always makes me feel better.
16 00:00:34,691 00:00:37,158 This Emmy thing... I think this is my one shot This Emmy thing... I think this is my one shot
17 00:00:37,193 00:00:38,893 at leaving a legacy to my son, at leaving a legacy to my son,
18 00:00:38,928 00:00:40,595 who I'll probably never see again. who I'll probably never see again.
19 00:00:40,630 00:00:42,930 You can win an Emmy. You can see your son. You can win an Emmy. You can see your son.
20 00:00:42,966 00:00:44,699 But you have to fight. But you have to fight.
21 00:00:44,734 00:00:46,834 You stay right where you are. Don't you come near me. You stay right where you are. Don't you come near me.
22 00:00:46,870 00:00:48,703 I see you. What are you doing to her? I see you. What are you doing to her?
23 00:00:48,738 00:00:50,171 - I tried to protect you. - Dad. - I tried to protect you. - Dad.
24 00:00:50,206 00:00:51,406 - I couldn't protect you before. - Dad, it's okay. - I couldn't protect you before. - Dad, it's okay.
25 00:00:51,441 00:00:52,881 Sweetheart, it happened in my house! Sweetheart, it happened in my house!
26 00:00:52,909 00:00:54,575 It should've been the safest place of all for you. It should've been the safest place of all for you.
27 00:00:54,611 00:00:55,611 It's okay. Come on, Dad. It's okay. Come on, Dad.
28 00:00:55,645 00:00:56,711 It's too much, Rach. It's too much, Rach.
29 00:00:56,746 00:00:58,880 No, it's fine, Dad, really. No, it's fine, Dad, really.
30 00:00:58,915 00:01:00,581 It's what you need. It's what you need.
31 00:01:07,657 00:01:09,056 Hey, Dad. How's it going? Hey, Dad. How's it going?
32 00:01:09,092 00:01:10,591 It's going good. It's going good.
33 00:01:10,627 00:01:12,527 Well, it's just going like yesterday, I guess. Well, it's just going like yesterday, I guess.
34 00:01:12,562 00:01:14,128 I know I've been calling a lot. I know I've been calling a lot.
35 00:01:14,164 00:01:15,596 I'm worried about you. I'm worried about you.
36 00:01:15,632 00:01:17,265 No, don't... don't do that. No, don't... don't do that.
37 00:01:17,300 00:01:19,434 You know, everybody says I'm... You know, everybody says I'm...
38 00:01:19,469 00:01:22,303 I'm taking very well to the titrating, so... I'm taking very well to the titrating, so...
39 00:01:22,338 00:01:24,272 I'm gonna be off these drugs before you know it. I'm gonna be off these drugs before you know it.
40 00:01:24,307 00:01:26,340 That's great. Dad, no, that's really good. That's great. Dad, no, that's really good.
41 00:01:26,376 00:01:29,043 A-And what do they say? Do they say, like, a few more weeks? A-And what do they say? Do they say, like, a few more weeks?
42 00:01:30,780 00:01:33,080 Uh... yeah. Uh... yeah.
43 00:01:33,116 00:01:34,100 Rach, I don't know. I, uh... Rach, I don't know. I, uh...
44 00:01:34,111 00:01:35,726 No, look, Dad. Listen to me. I do, okay? No, look, Dad. Listen to me. I do, okay?
45 00:01:35,752 00:01:38,252 I talked to your doctor, and he completely agrees with me. I talked to your doctor, and he completely agrees with me.
46 00:01:38,288 00:01:40,621 You never should've been on lithium in the first place. You never should've been on lithium in the first place.
47 00:01:40,657 00:01:42,423 Just hang in there, okay? Just hang in there, okay?
48 00:01:42,459 00:01:43,758 Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay.
49 00:01:43,793 00:01:46,727 All right. I'll call you again tomorrow. All right. I'll call you again tomorrow.
50 00:01:46,763 00:01:48,629 I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad.
51 00:01:48,665 00:01:49,997 I love you, too, sweetheart. I love you, too, sweetheart.
52 00:01:58,975 00:01:59,975 Are you okay? Are you okay?
53 00:02:00,009 00:02:02,009 Yeah. Yeah.
54 00:02:02,045 00:02:03,945 - Did you talk to your dad? - I did. - Did you talk to your dad? - I did.
55 00:02:03,980 00:02:06,013 He seems a little bit lonely, He seems a little bit lonely,
56 00:02:06,049 00:02:09,417 but I really think he's doing great. but I really think he's doing great.
57 00:02:09,452 00:02:10,785 - Good. - Mm-hmm. - Good. - Mm-hmm.
58 00:02:10,820 00:02:12,653 'Cause it's hometown dates. 'Cause it's hometown dates.
59 00:02:12,689 00:02:15,122 - You sure you're up for this? - 100%. - You sure you're up for this? - 100%.
60 00:02:17,861 00:02:18,893 Great. Great.
61 00:02:21,047 00:02:22,212 And... And...
62 00:02:22,310 00:02:24,043 there you go. there you go.
63 00:02:33,309 00:02:34,309 Hmm. Hmm.
64 00:02:38,405 00:02:42,841 ♪ I'm going down, deeper still ♪ ♪ I'm going down, deeper still ♪
65 00:02:42,877 00:02:44,243 Oh. Hi. Oh. Hi.
66 00:02:44,278 00:02:45,944 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
67 00:02:45,980 00:02:47,346 Oh. Okay. Oh. Okay.
68 00:02:47,381 00:02:48,981 Now, I know I don't play for this team, Now, I know I don't play for this team,
69 00:02:49,016 00:02:51,950 but damn if I don't appreciate the eye candy. but damn if I don't appreciate the eye candy.
70 00:02:53,320 00:02:56,755 Look, I actually do work here, okay? Look, I actually do work here, okay?
71 00:02:56,790 00:02:58,123 Mm. Mm.
72 00:02:58,159 00:03:00,025 This is really impressive, Quinn King. This is really impressive, Quinn King.
73 00:03:00,060 00:03:02,661 Yeah. Well, why don't you stick around for the day? Yeah. Well, why don't you stick around for the day?
74 00:03:02,696 00:03:04,096 See how it's done. See how it's done.
75 00:03:04,131 00:03:05,464 You know, unless you have somewhere else to be. You know, unless you have somewhere else to be.
76 00:03:05,499 00:03:06,965 Yeah. Yeah.
77 00:03:07,001 00:03:08,934 Nowhere that looks this good with its shirt off. Nowhere that looks this good with its shirt off.
78 00:03:08,969 00:03:10,969 I'll tell you that much. I'll tell you that much.
79 00:03:13,841 00:03:15,674 All right, hometown dates. Pitch me, people. All right, hometown dates. Pitch me, people.
80 00:03:15,709 00:03:17,643 Well, I mean, it's got to be Owen. Well, I mean, it's got to be Owen.
81 00:03:17,678 00:03:19,778 We've got this gorgeous single dad, We've got this gorgeous single dad,
82 00:03:19,813 00:03:21,313 he's got an adorable daughter. he's got an adorable daughter.
83 00:03:21,348 00:03:23,148 She's never had a mother before. She's never had a mother before.
84 00:03:23,184 00:03:25,851 And we make an entire family for this little girl. And we make an entire family for this little girl.
85 00:03:25,886 00:03:27,386 Yeah, 'cause nothing says "romance" Yeah, 'cause nothing says "romance"
86 00:03:27,421 00:03:29,988 like crayon stains in Nowheresville, Colorado. like crayon stains in Nowheresville, Colorado.
87 00:03:30,024 00:03:31,857 It is so boring! It is so boring!
88 00:03:31,892 00:03:33,492 Let's go to the U.K., baby... Let's go to the U.K., baby...
89 00:03:33,527 00:03:35,794 Jasper's family's country house in the Cotswolds. Jasper's family's country house in the Cotswolds.
90 00:03:35,829 00:03:38,363 Like, Serena is, like, this close to forgiving him. Like, Serena is, like, this close to forgiving him.
91 00:03:38,399 00:03:40,399 I just think... You know, I really think it should be Zach, though. I just think... You know, I really think it should be Zach, though.
92 00:03:40,434 00:03:42,000 - Of course you do. - Shocker. - Of course you do. - Shocker.
93 00:03:42,036 00:03:44,503 Well, he's so cute. And he would be great for her brand. Well, he's so cute. And he would be great for her brand.
94 00:03:44,538 00:03:46,205 Right, and he's also your last guy. Right, and he's also your last guy.
95 00:03:46,240 00:03:47,973 - Mm-hmm. - He is a Millennial dream. - Mm-hmm. - He is a Millennial dream.
96 00:03:48,008 00:03:50,642 - He has 3.8... - 3.8 million followers. - He has 3.8... - 3.8 million followers.
97 00:03:50,678 00:03:52,644 We are all aware, Madison. We are all aware, Madison.
98 00:03:52,680 00:03:54,880 Fiona, what do you think? Fiona, what do you think?
99 00:03:54,915 00:03:57,316 - Come on up. - Okay. - Come on up. - Okay.
100 00:03:57,351 00:03:58,850 Let's see. Let's see.
101 00:04:00,054 00:04:01,420 I say you go fireman. I say you go fireman.
102 00:04:01,455 00:04:02,821 Thank you. Thank you.
103 00:04:02,856 00:04:05,424 Silicon Valley powerhouse gives it all up Silicon Valley powerhouse gives it all up
104 00:04:05,459 00:04:08,927 to become a mom with a veteran from Small Town USA, to become a mom with a veteran from Small Town USA,
105 00:04:08,963 00:04:11,163 - healing a divided nation. - Mnh-mnh. - healing a divided nation. - Mnh-mnh.
106 00:04:11,198 00:04:12,764 Or the death of feminism. Or the death of feminism.
107 00:04:12,800 00:04:14,099 Both very hot right now. Both very hot right now.
108 00:04:14,134 00:04:15,601 Okay, but that's not what this would be. Okay, but that's not what this would be.
109 00:04:15,636 00:04:17,536 This would be making a family This would be making a family
110 00:04:17,571 00:04:19,838 for a young girl who's never had a real mother. for a young girl who's never had a real mother.
111 00:04:19,873 00:04:21,607 Either way, I mean, it's got to be worth, what, Either way, I mean, it's got to be worth, what,
112 00:04:21,642 00:04:23,508 two, three points in the demo? two, three points in the demo?
113 00:04:23,544 00:04:25,744 There's not gonna be a dry eye from here to Peoria. There's not gonna be a dry eye from here to Peoria.
114 00:04:25,779 00:04:27,412 I like the sound of that! I like the sound of that!
115 00:04:27,448 00:04:30,716 Chet. You put on pants this morning. How refreshing. Chet. You put on pants this morning. How refreshing.
116 00:04:30,751 00:04:32,918 You tucked your dick into yours. You tucked your dick into yours.
117 00:04:32,953 00:04:34,052 How nice. How nice.
118 00:04:34,088 00:04:36,221 Jealous it's bigger? Jealous it's bigger?
119 00:04:36,257 00:04:37,689 Touché, sir. Touché, sir.
120 00:04:37,725 00:04:39,725 Uh, can I talk to you in private for a second? Uh, can I talk to you in private for a second?
121 00:04:39,760 00:04:41,293 Uh, sure. And you... Uh, sure. And you...
122 00:04:41,328 00:04:43,228 Owen's the one, so go sell your girl. Owen's the one, so go sell your girl.
123 00:04:43,264 00:04:44,696 Do you hear that? Owen's the one. Do you hear that? Owen's the one.
124 00:04:44,732 00:04:45,764 You hear that? You want me to say it again? You hear that? You want me to say it again?
125 00:04:45,799 00:04:47,032 - I heard! - Owen's the one. - I heard! - Owen's the one.
126 00:04:49,169 00:04:50,202 All right. All right.
127 00:04:51,405 00:04:53,138 I decided to take your advice. I decided to take your advice.
128 00:04:53,173 00:04:55,407 I called my attorney, and I'm gonna ask I called my attorney, and I'm gonna ask
129 00:04:55,442 00:04:57,976 for supervised visitation with my son. for supervised visitation with my son.
130 00:04:58,012 00:04:59,478 Wow. Good for you. Wow. Good for you.
131 00:04:59,513 00:05:02,614 I'm sober. I'm taking parenting classes. I'm sober. I'm taking parenting classes.
132 00:05:02,650 00:05:04,283 There's just one thing. There's just one thing.
133 00:05:04,318 00:05:07,586 My attorney says... My attorney says...
134 00:05:07,621 00:05:09,621 I need a character witness. I need a character witness.
135 00:05:13,294 00:05:16,094 What, a-are you asking me What, a-are you asking me
136 00:05:16,130 00:05:17,929 to be your character witness? to be your character witness?
137 00:05:17,965 00:05:20,216 Who else? I mean, we were together for 10 years! Who else? I mean, we were together for 10 years!
138 00:05:21,001 00:05:22,401 Nobody knows me better. Nobody knows me better.
139 00:05:22,436 00:05:24,503 Okay, I was your mistress, all right? Okay, I was your mistress, all right?
140 00:05:24,538 00:05:26,071 That's not exactly an ace in the hole. That's not exactly an ace in the hole.
141 00:05:26,106 00:05:27,906 No, that's the point. No, that's the point.
142 00:05:27,941 00:05:32,077 W-We're no longer together, so you have no vested interest. W-We're no longer together, so you have no vested interest.
143 00:05:32,112 00:05:33,745 You know, I-I don't know, Chet. You know, I-I don't know, Chet.
144 00:05:33,781 00:05:35,647 I don't know. I don't know.
145 00:05:35,683 00:05:37,616 My attorney says that you're my best shot. My attorney says that you're my best shot.
146 00:05:39,453 00:05:41,586 Because you're my only shot, really. Because you're my only shot, really.
147 00:05:45,492 00:05:48,327 I'm baring my soul here. I'm baring my soul here.
148 00:05:48,362 00:05:49,761 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
149 00:05:49,797 00:05:51,897 You still have one of those? You still have one of those?
150 00:05:51,932 00:05:53,932 I want a relationship with my son. I want a relationship with my son.
151 00:05:56,537 00:05:58,337 Fine. Are we done? Fine. Are we done?
152 00:05:58,372 00:05:59,638 Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
153 00:05:59,673 00:06:02,140 Oh! Thank you. Oh! Thank you.
154 00:06:02,176 00:06:04,209 Mm. Mm.
155 00:06:04,244 00:06:05,777 Okay. All right, all right. Okay. All right, all right.
156 00:06:05,813 00:06:07,446 Look, don't make me regret it. Look, don't make me regret it.
157 00:06:07,481 00:06:09,614 Ohh. Ohh.
158 00:06:09,650 00:06:11,550 I really think that you should pick Owen. I really think that you should pick Owen.
159 00:06:11,585 00:06:12,851 - Owen? - Yeah. - Owen? - Yeah.
160 00:06:12,886 00:06:14,486 I think there's got to be a reason I think there's got to be a reason
161 00:06:14,521 00:06:17,022 why you guys had that connection on the first night. why you guys had that connection on the first night.
162 00:06:17,057 00:06:19,157 I don't know. We are really different people. I don't know. We are really different people.
163 00:06:19,193 00:06:21,293 I mean, he's a really good guy. I mean, he's a really good guy.
164 00:06:21,328 00:06:23,495 I mean, he's a simple guy... I mean, he's a simple guy...
165 00:06:23,530 00:06:25,831 in the best possible way, just like your father. in the best possible way, just like your father.
166 00:06:25,866 00:06:28,142 You said that your parents have been married, like, 40 years? You said that your parents have been married, like, 40 years?
167 00:06:28,153 00:06:28,910 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
168 00:06:28,936 00:06:31,570 And you got to want that for yourself. And you got to want that for yourself.
169 00:06:31,605 00:06:33,338 Is this what Quinn wants or what you want? Is this what Quinn wants or what you want?
170 00:06:33,374 00:06:35,507 - Honestly? Both. - Mm-hmm. - Honestly? Both. - Mm-hmm.
171 00:06:35,542 00:06:37,409 But that doesn't mean that it's the wrong choice. But that doesn't mean that it's the wrong choice.
172 00:06:37,444 00:06:38,844 Trust me on this. Trust me on this.
173 00:06:38,879 00:06:41,513 He could be the one. He could be the one.
174 00:06:41,548 00:06:47,018 Five suitors, four continents, but only one hometown date. Five suitors, four continents, but only one hometown date.
175 00:06:47,054 00:06:49,888 Serena must decide today which man will not only give her Serena must decide today which man will not only give her
176 00:06:49,923 00:06:51,390 the key to his home... the key to his home...
177 00:06:51,425 00:06:55,060 but also to his heart. but also to his heart.
178 00:06:55,095 00:06:58,196 I've thought a lot about what the hometown date really means. I've thought a lot about what the hometown date really means.
179 00:06:58,232 00:07:01,600 Um, it's a chance for me to see how I fit into your lives Um, it's a chance for me to see how I fit into your lives
180 00:07:01,635 00:07:04,369 and into the lives of those who love you the most. and into the lives of those who love you the most.
181 00:07:04,405 00:07:06,905 So, with that in mind, So, with that in mind,
182 00:07:06,940 00:07:09,608 the place that I most want to go... the place that I most want to go...
183 00:07:09,643 00:07:11,910 is Frontier Creek, Colorado. is Frontier Creek, Colorado.
184 00:07:14,248 00:07:16,181 Owen, will you take me home? Owen, will you take me home?
185 00:07:16,216 00:07:17,516 Umm... Umm...
186 00:07:19,319 00:07:20,919 Rachel, what is happening? Rachel, what is happening?
187 00:07:20,954 00:07:23,255 Your boy is about to tank my heartland hometown. Your boy is about to tank my heartland hometown.
188 00:07:23,290 00:07:24,956 I'm sorry. Can we... can we cut? I'm sorry. Can we... can we cut?
189 00:07:24,992 00:07:27,225 No! No, we cannot cut! No! No, we cannot cut!
190 00:07:27,261 00:07:28,527 Yeah, w-we're not cutting, dude. Yeah, w-we're not cutting, dude.
191 00:07:28,562 00:07:30,529 Well, I-I'm gonna need a second, so... Well, I-I'm gonna need a second, so...
192 00:07:30,564 00:07:32,130 No... Jeremy, go! Follow him! No... Jeremy, go! Follow him!
193 00:07:32,166 00:07:33,698 Do not let him out of your sight! Do not let him out of your sight!
194 00:07:33,734 00:07:34,866 - Go! Go! Go! - Owen! - Go! Go! Go! - Owen!
195 00:07:36,336 00:07:37,736 Owen. What's going on? Owen. What's going on?
196 00:07:37,771 00:07:39,471 Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
197 00:07:39,506 00:07:42,541 You know, it's just, I... You know, it's just, I...
198 00:07:42,576 00:07:44,443 I'm just not sure about some of your choices. I'm just not sure about some of your choices.
199 00:07:44,478 00:07:46,144 What does that mean? What does that mean?
200 00:07:46,180 00:07:49,281 It means you found out that Jasper was here on a bet, It means you found out that Jasper was here on a bet,
201 00:07:49,316 00:07:50,582 and then you kept him... and then you kept him...
202 00:07:50,617 00:07:52,451 after he bought his way back in. after he bought his way back in.
203 00:07:52,486 00:07:54,553 Is this a guy with a conscience? Is this a guy with a conscience?
204 00:07:54,588 00:07:56,121 The peonies? The peonies?
205 00:07:56,156 00:07:58,156 That was him trying to apologize. It was sweet. That was him trying to apologize. It was sweet.
206 00:07:58,192 00:07:59,791 Of course you thought that. Of course you thought that.
207 00:07:59,827 00:08:01,159 Because it's him. Because it's him.
208 00:08:01,195 00:08:03,428 Because you guys know the same people. Because you guys know the same people.
209 00:08:03,464 00:08:06,731 - You went to the same schools. - That is not why I forgave him. - You went to the same schools. - That is not why I forgave him.
210 00:08:06,767 00:08:08,433 You were a bet, Serena. You were a bet, Serena.
211 00:08:08,469 00:08:10,936 Jasper didn't even know who I was when he made that bet! Jasper didn't even know who I was when he made that bet!
212 00:08:10,971 00:08:12,604 And that's my point! And that's my point!
213 00:08:12,639 00:08:13,905 He's still the guy that would've slept He's still the guy that would've slept
214 00:08:13,941 00:08:15,140 with anyone to win a bet. with anyone to win a bet.
215 00:08:15,175 00:08:16,675 And if you're really okay with that, And if you're really okay with that,
216 00:08:16,710 00:08:17,943 I don't think you're the kind of person who I want I don't think you're the kind of person who I want
217 00:08:17,978 00:08:19,911 to take home to my daughter. to take home to my daughter.
218 00:08:19,947 00:08:21,813 Oh, great! Oh, great!
219 00:08:22,950 00:08:24,649 You need to fix this, Rachel. You need to fix this, Rachel.
220 00:08:32,960 00:08:34,125 Serena? Oh, my God. Serena? Oh, my God.
221 00:08:34,161 00:08:35,627 Honestly, I'm, like, so sorry. Honestly, I'm, like, so sorry.
222 00:08:35,662 00:08:37,195 I had no idea that that was gonna happen. I had no idea that that was gonna happen.
223 00:08:37,231 00:08:38,430 Like, that was not a setup, okay? Like, that was not a setup, okay?
224 00:08:38,465 00:08:40,131 - I promise. - I-I know. I know. - I promise. - I-I know. I know.
225 00:08:40,167 00:08:42,200 But what Owen said, that was completely unfair. But what Owen said, that was completely unfair.
226 00:08:42,236 00:08:43,969 No, that was completely fair. No, that was completely fair.
227 00:08:44,004 00:08:45,804 I mean, I have been making allowances for Jasper I mean, I have been making allowances for Jasper
228 00:08:45,839 00:08:48,139 that I-I wouldn't make for anyone else. that I-I wouldn't make for anyone else.
229 00:08:48,175 00:08:50,675 I'm gonna head back out there. I'll talk to Owen. I'm gonna head back out there. I'll talk to Owen.
230 00:08:50,711 00:08:52,844 - I'll get him back on board. - No, I will. - I'll get him back on board. - No, I will.
231 00:08:52,880 00:08:54,212 I want to talk to Owen. I want to talk to Owen.
232 00:08:54,248 00:08:56,948 Yeah, I w-want to talk to him myself. Yeah, I w-want to talk to him myself.
233 00:08:56,984 00:08:58,850 I need a camera on Serena... now. I need a camera on Serena... now.
234 00:09:04,691 00:09:05,891 Hi. Hi.
235 00:09:05,926 00:09:08,493 It's hard to get away in this place. It's hard to get away in this place.
236 00:09:08,529 00:09:10,827 Look, I'm sorry about what I said. It was... Look, I'm sorry about what I said. It was...
237 00:09:10,838 00:09:11,673 No. No, no. No. No, no.
238 00:09:11,698 00:09:14,065 You were exactly right. You were exactly right.
239 00:09:14,101 00:09:16,401 The truth is, I've dated guys like Jasper my whole life, The truth is, I've dated guys like Jasper my whole life,
240 00:09:16,436 00:09:18,637 and it's gotten me nowhere. and it's gotten me nowhere.
241 00:09:18,672 00:09:21,039 I mean, it's you that I want to go home with. I mean, it's you that I want to go home with.
242 00:09:21,074 00:09:22,841 I mean, you've... you've been there for me I mean, you've... you've been there for me
243 00:09:22,876 00:09:24,676 since the first night. since the first night.
244 00:09:24,711 00:09:28,680 And... honestly, I've neglected you. And... honestly, I've neglected you.
245 00:09:28,715 00:09:29,814 I don't know why, I don't know why,
246 00:09:29,850 00:09:31,416 but it is so clear but it is so clear
247 00:09:31,451 00:09:35,153 that you are the only truly good man here. that you are the only truly good man here.
248 00:09:35,188 00:09:37,989 I'm just really sorry that I didn't realize it till now. I'm just really sorry that I didn't realize it till now.
249 00:09:38,025 00:09:39,524 Will you give me another chance? Will you give me another chance?
250 00:09:39,560 00:09:42,193 Take me home with you. Let me meet Riley. Take me home with you. Let me meet Riley.
251 00:09:42,229 00:09:45,230 This is good, Rachel! Look at you! This is good, Rachel! Look at you!
252 00:09:45,265 00:09:47,265 I think... I think...
253 00:09:47,301 00:09:49,100 that Riley's gonna love you. that Riley's gonna love you.
254 00:09:49,136 00:09:51,403 She made that almost seem believable. She made that almost seem believable.
255 00:09:51,438 00:09:52,604 And... cut! And... cut!
256 00:09:52,639 00:09:54,372 See? Come on. It's real between them. See? Come on. It's real between them.
257 00:09:54,408 00:09:56,274 Well, real or not, whatever gets her Well, real or not, whatever gets her
258 00:09:56,310 00:09:58,510 all Rocky Mountain High is fine by me. all Rocky Mountain High is fine by me.
259 00:09:58,545 00:10:00,445 W... Uh, who's Riley? Is she the kid? W... Uh, who's Riley? Is she the kid?
260 00:10:00,480 00:10:02,547 Mm-hmm. She's Owen's daughter. She's so cute. Mm-hmm. She's Owen's daughter. She's so cute.
261 00:10:02,583 00:10:04,416 She loves dogs. She hates clowns. She loves dogs. She hates clowns.
262 00:10:04,451 00:10:06,551 I mean, your adorable, typical 6-year-old. I mean, your adorable, typical 6-year-old.
263 00:10:06,587 00:10:08,620 Okay! All right, people! Let's go! Okay! All right, people! Let's go!
264 00:10:08,655 00:10:10,055 I need everybody to make sure they take I need everybody to make sure they take
265 00:10:10,090 00:10:11,556 their altitude-sickness pills. their altitude-sickness pills.
266 00:10:11,592 00:10:13,858 I don't another Peru debacle. I don't another Peru debacle.
267 00:10:13,886 00:10:15,464 Good trip, everyone! Good trip, everyone!
268 00:10:19,053 00:10:19,633 Final call. Buses and trucks are Final call. Buses and trucks are
269 00:10:19,644 00:10:22,474 leaving for the airport in five minutes. leaving for the airport in five minutes.
270 00:10:22,925 00:10:23,925 Jay! Jay!
271 00:10:23,967 00:10:25,667 No hard feelings, bud. No hard feelings, bud.
272 00:10:25,694 00:10:27,828 I know you had your heart set on merry old England. I know you had your heart set on merry old England.
273 00:10:27,863 00:10:29,496 I thought for sure you were gonna send in Jasper I thought for sure you were gonna send in Jasper
274 00:10:29,531 00:10:30,998 - during Serena's apology. - Please. I don't care. - during Serena's apology. - Please. I don't care.
275 00:10:31,033 00:10:32,766 It gives me time to work on "Passport to Dance." It gives me time to work on "Passport to Dance."
276 00:10:32,801 00:10:34,601 But you have fun freezing your ass off. But you have fun freezing your ass off.
277 00:10:34,637 00:10:36,737 Bye! Bye!
278 00:10:39,275 00:10:40,407 Doc. Doc.
279 00:10:40,442 00:10:41,475 Hey. Hey.
280 00:10:41,510 00:10:42,743 How's Rachel? How's Rachel?
281 00:10:42,778 00:10:44,511 Yeah, Serena's in the other van. Yeah, Serena's in the other van.
282 00:10:44,546 00:10:46,847 That whole thing that happened with her dad... That whole thing that happened with her dad...
283 00:10:46,882 00:10:48,282 Yeah. Listen, Jeremy. Yeah. Listen, Jeremy.
284 00:10:48,317 00:10:50,450 Um, I understand your concern, Um, I understand your concern,
285 00:10:50,486 00:10:53,253 but I think it's best for you but I think it's best for you
286 00:10:53,289 00:10:56,590 if you kept a little distance from Rachel. if you kept a little distance from Rachel.
287 00:10:56,625 00:10:58,926 Oh, because you're the only one that can save her now? Oh, because you're the only one that can save her now?
288 00:11:00,195 00:11:01,828 Have a good trip. Have a good trip.
289 00:11:06,702 00:11:08,201 Hey, babe. Hey, babe.
290 00:11:08,237 00:11:10,003 Do you think this jacket's warm enough for Colorado? Do you think this jacket's warm enough for Colorado?
291 00:11:10,039 00:11:12,139 Or should I bring my down? Or should I bring my down?
292 00:11:12,174 00:11:13,774 All right, I'll see you guys there. I'll see you guys. All right, I'll see you guys there. I'll see you guys.
293 00:11:13,809 00:11:15,309 Um... Um...
294 00:11:15,344 00:11:18,011 You know, actually... neither. You know, actually... neither.
295 00:11:18,047 00:11:20,814 They want you to stay here and shoot "A" cam at the mansion. They want you to stay here and shoot "A" cam at the mansion.
296 00:11:20,849 00:11:22,215 Your name's gonna be on the call sheet. Your name's gonna be on the call sheet.
297 00:11:22,251 00:11:24,451 It's a legit promotion, if you're up for it. It's a legit promotion, if you're up for it.
298 00:11:24,486 00:11:26,687 This is huge! Of course I'm up for it! This is huge! Of course I'm up for it!
299 00:11:28,691 00:11:29,790 Thank you. Thank you.
300 00:11:30,926 00:11:32,125 You guys ready? You guys ready?
301 00:11:32,161 00:11:34,027 Let's get this party started! Let's get this party started!
302 00:11:36,899 00:11:39,032 Nice! Nice!
303 00:11:39,068 00:11:41,868 A real step up from the assistants pool, King. A real step up from the assistants pool, King.
304 00:11:41,904 00:11:45,539 Yeah, I knew I had made it when I got my own bar cart. Yeah, I knew I had made it when I got my own bar cart.
305 00:11:45,574 00:11:47,240 Oh, man. Oh, man.
306 00:11:47,276 00:11:51,078 Your deadbeat dad must be up your ass looking for handouts. Your deadbeat dad must be up your ass looking for handouts.
307 00:11:51,113 00:11:52,879 How is Randy? How is Randy?
308 00:11:52,915 00:11:54,381 Actually, he's dead. Actually, he's dead.
309 00:11:54,416 00:11:55,682 Ohh! Ohh!
310 00:11:55,718 00:11:57,884 Damn. I'm sorry. I didn't... Damn. I'm sorry. I didn't...
311 00:11:57,920 00:11:59,319 Wait. Wait.
312 00:11:59,355 00:12:01,555 You talk to your mom at the funeral? You talk to your mom at the funeral?
313 00:12:01,590 00:12:03,223 - How'd that go? - Well, it was great. - How'd that go? - Well, it was great.
314 00:12:03,258 00:12:05,892 'Cause she didn't show, as usual. 'Cause she didn't show, as usual.
315 00:12:06,962 00:12:09,730 - Uh, listen. - Hmm? - Uh, listen. - Hmm?
316 00:12:09,765 00:12:13,367 I have a proposition for you. I have a proposition for you.
317 00:12:13,402 00:12:15,002 I'm so flattered, honey. I'm so flattered, honey.
318 00:12:15,037 00:12:16,570 But you're not my type. But you're not my type.
319 00:12:16,605 00:12:19,172 It is a business proposition. It is a business proposition.
320 00:12:19,208 00:12:21,441 - Look, Gary promised me four shows... - Mm-hmm. - Look, Gary promised me four shows... - Mm-hmm.
321 00:12:21,477 00:12:22,909 And now I got to deliver. And now I got to deliver.
322 00:12:22,945 00:12:26,847 So, what do you say you and I partner up So, what do you say you and I partner up
323 00:12:26,882 00:12:29,383 and we burn down this boys club together? and we burn down this boys club together?
324 00:12:29,418 00:12:31,018 Quinn, uh... Quinn, uh...
325 00:12:31,053 00:12:33,053 You said that you wanted to get back into scripted, You said that you wanted to get back into scripted,
326 00:12:33,088 00:12:34,721 and I am up for that, too. and I am up for that, too.
327 00:12:36,158 00:12:38,358 - I can't. - Why not? - I can't. - Why not?
328 00:12:38,394 00:12:40,093 I only want to get back into scripted I only want to get back into scripted
329 00:12:40,129 00:12:42,295 if I can make high-end, premium content. if I can make high-end, premium content.
330 00:12:42,331 00:12:43,930 And that's not your brand. And that's not your brand.
331 00:12:43,966 00:12:46,400 I am trying to make that my brand. I am trying to make that my brand.
332 00:12:46,435 00:12:48,101 Quinn. Quinn.
333 00:12:48,137 00:12:50,570 "Everlasting" is a schlocky dating show. "Everlasting" is a schlocky dating show.
334 00:12:50,606 00:12:53,140 "Will she find love?" Who cares? "Will she find love?" Who cares?
335 00:12:53,175 00:12:56,710 The kinds of stories I'm talking about strike a cultural chord. The kinds of stories I'm talking about strike a cultural chord.
336 00:12:56,745 00:12:58,311 They mean more, go deeper. They mean more, go deeper.
337 00:12:58,347 00:13:01,214 Excuse me, but I am finding a mommy Excuse me, but I am finding a mommy
338 00:13:01,250 00:13:03,383 for Little Orphan What's-Her-Face. for Little Orphan What's-Her-Face.
339 00:13:03,419 00:13:04,651 That is deep. That is deep.
340 00:13:04,686 00:13:06,153 Quinn, you can't seriously believe Quinn, you can't seriously believe
341 00:13:06,188 00:13:07,320 what Rachel is selling? what Rachel is selling?
342 00:13:07,356 00:13:09,156 I mean, she's kind of a nutjob. I mean, she's kind of a nutjob.
343 00:13:09,191 00:13:11,258 America's gonna eat it up. America's gonna eat it up.
344 00:13:11,293 00:13:14,161 I can serve high-end without putting people to sleep I can serve high-end without putting people to sleep
345 00:13:14,196 00:13:16,430 with this PBS euthanasia crap. with this PBS euthanasia crap.
346 00:13:16,465 00:13:18,131 You really think this show is that good? You really think this show is that good?
347 00:13:18,167 00:13:20,167 No. I am. No. I am.
348 00:13:23,272 00:13:25,739 Hey, Rach, uh... Hey, Rach, uh...
349 00:13:25,774 00:13:27,474 I just want to see, how's your dad doing? I just want to see, how's your dad doing?
350 00:13:27,509 00:13:29,976 - Um, he's great, actually, he is. - Yeah? - Um, he's great, actually, he is. - Yeah?
351 00:13:30,012 00:13:34,581 Yeah. Um, look, I just wanted to thank you for, um... Yeah. Um, look, I just wanted to thank you for, um...
352 00:13:34,616 00:13:35,616 your help. your help.
353 00:13:36,952 00:13:38,585 I always liked your dad, you know? I always liked your dad, you know?
354 00:13:38,620 00:13:40,520 I don't know if he liked me, but... I don't know if he liked me, but...
355 00:13:40,556 00:13:42,456 Are you kidding me? Thank you. Are you kidding me? Thank you.
356 00:13:42,491 00:13:44,925 He actually told me to marry you. He actually told me to marry you.
357 00:13:44,960 00:13:47,194 - Seriously? - Yeah. - Seriously? - Yeah.
358 00:13:47,229 00:13:49,429 I mean, he was also on drugs at the time, so... I mean, he was also on drugs at the time, so...
359 00:13:49,465 00:13:50,964 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
360 00:13:50,999 00:13:53,300 All right, guys, we've got "B" camera waiting inside. All right, guys, we've got "B" camera waiting inside.
361 00:13:53,335 00:13:54,835 Serena, please, let's bring you over. Serena, please, let's bring you over.
362 00:13:54,870 00:13:56,470 Owen. Thank you. Owen. Thank you.
363 00:13:56,505 00:14:00,474 All right, here we go. We are rolling in... 3, 2... All right, here we go. We are rolling in... 3, 2...
364 00:14:04,813 00:14:07,114 Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
365 00:14:07,149 00:14:09,015 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
366 00:14:09,051 00:14:10,650 Oh, my goodness. Thank you. Oh, my goodness. Thank you.
367 00:14:10,686 00:14:11,718 Daddy! Daddy!
368 00:14:11,753 00:14:13,453 Riley! Come here! Riley! Come here!
369 00:14:13,489 00:14:15,188 Hi, baby girl! How are you? Hi, baby girl! How are you?
370 00:14:15,224 00:14:16,623 Good? Yeah? Good? Yeah?
371 00:14:17,693 00:14:18,959 I want you to meet somebody. I want you to meet somebody.
372 00:14:18,994 00:14:19,994 Hi! Hi!
373 00:14:20,028 00:14:21,895 - You're my new mommy! - Oh! What? - You're my new mommy! - Oh! What?
374 00:14:21,930 00:14:23,663 Uh, no, I'm not. I... Uh, no, I'm not. I...
375 00:14:25,000 00:14:26,633 I mean, I-I might be... I mean, I-I might be...
376 00:14:26,668 00:14:28,335 someday. someday.
377 00:14:29,738 00:14:31,171 Um, can you shake hands? Um, can you shake hands?
378 00:14:31,206 00:14:32,572 Yeah. Yeah.
379 00:14:32,608 00:14:34,341 Got to shake a little tougher than that. Got to shake a little tougher than that.
380 00:14:34,376 00:14:36,009 There you go. That's a good, strong handshake. There you go. That's a good, strong handshake.
381 00:14:36,044 00:14:37,644 Uh... Daddy? Uh... Daddy?
382 00:14:37,679 00:14:39,246 Riley, why don't we go get you some ginger ale, huh? Riley, why don't we go get you some ginger ale, huh?
383 00:14:39,281 00:14:40,547 Okay. Okay.
384 00:14:52,867 00:14:54,334 What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
385 00:14:54,531 00:14:55,830 What does it look like? What does it look like?
386 00:14:55,865 00:14:57,431 Think this is gonna impress Serena? Think this is gonna impress Serena?
387 00:14:57,467 00:14:58,766 Digging a hole? Digging a hole?
388 00:14:58,801 00:15:00,468 It's not a hole, mate. It's not a hole, mate.
389 00:15:00,503 00:15:01,836 It's an infiltration pit. It's an infiltration pit.
390 00:15:01,871 00:15:03,471 The mansion's got a huge runoff problem, The mansion's got a huge runoff problem,
391 00:15:03,506 00:15:05,640 and this pit will allow the rainwater and this pit will allow the rainwater
392 00:15:05,675 00:15:07,308 to percolate down through the soil. to percolate down through the soil.
393 00:15:07,343 00:15:09,644 - So you're digging a hole, then? - That's very funny. - So you're digging a hole, then? - That's very funny.
394 00:15:09,679 00:15:12,113 It's actually an environmental disaster. It's actually an environmental disaster.
395 00:15:12,148 00:15:15,616 And none of this is to, uh, impress Serena? And none of this is to, uh, impress Serena?
396 00:15:15,652 00:15:18,352 I'm pretty sure my time for impressing Serena is long gone, I'm pretty sure my time for impressing Serena is long gone,
397 00:15:18,388 00:15:19,487 all right? all right?
398 00:15:19,522 00:15:21,188 So, while I'm still here, So, while I'm still here,
399 00:15:21,224 00:15:23,624 I need to get back to the real reason I came on this show. I need to get back to the real reason I came on this show.
400 00:15:23,660 00:15:24,285 And what's that? And what's that?
401 00:15:24,296 00:15:26,170 Tell the world the environment needs saving. Tell the world the environment needs saving.
402 00:15:26,195 00:15:30,231 And something as little as a hole, And something as little as a hole,
403 00:15:30,266 00:15:31,632 anyone can make a difference. anyone can make a difference.
404 00:15:31,668 00:15:33,534 - Maybe even you. - For the love of God. - Maybe even you. - For the love of God.
405 00:15:33,570 00:15:36,170 My investments have made more in interest for clean water My investments have made more in interest for clean water
406 00:15:36,205 00:15:39,840 than your sodding Eco-business could make in a lifetime. than your sodding Eco-business could make in a lifetime.
407 00:15:39,876 00:15:41,676 Lady, you okay? Lady, you okay?
408 00:15:41,711 00:15:44,011 I don't know. I just, like, froze, or something. I don't know. I just, like, froze, or something.
409 00:15:44,047 00:15:46,147 She's a kid. She doesn't even know what she's saying. She's a kid. She doesn't even know what she's saying.
410 00:15:46,182 00:15:48,082 No, Rachel, she seemed pretty clear. No, Rachel, she seemed pretty clear.
411 00:15:48,117 00:15:50,184 - She's 6 years old. - I know. I know that. - She's 6 years old. - I know. I know that.
412 00:15:50,219 00:15:52,186 But I don't have a lot of experience with kids. But I don't have a lot of experience with kids.
413 00:15:52,221 00:15:55,022 My nephews live back east, so I never see them. My nephews live back east, so I never see them.
414 00:15:55,058 00:15:57,592 O-Obviously, I knew that Owen had a daughter, O-Obviously, I knew that Owen had a daughter,
415 00:15:57,627 00:15:59,193 I just, you know, I just, you know,
416 00:15:59,228 00:16:01,162 I'm just not really sure that I'm ready to be insta-mom. I'm just not really sure that I'm ready to be insta-mom.
417 00:16:01,197 00:16:03,531 All Riley wants is somebody to love her. All Riley wants is somebody to love her.
418 00:16:03,566 00:16:06,067 I mean, she's never even had a real mom. I mean, she's never even had a real mom.
419 00:16:06,102 00:16:07,702 And you would be an incredible one. And you would be an incredible one.
420 00:16:07,737 00:16:09,370 Yeah? Yeah?
421 00:16:09,405 00:16:10,871 Must be nice being a corporate shill Must be nice being a corporate shill
422 00:16:10,907 00:16:13,574 who's never gotten dirt under his fingernails or... who's never gotten dirt under his fingernails or...
423 00:16:13,610 00:16:16,344 or broken a sweat, like a real man. or broken a sweat, like a real man.
424 00:16:16,379 00:16:18,245 Hmm. That's funny. Hmm. That's funny.
425 00:16:18,281 00:16:19,747 - Thank you. - You're a funny man. - Thank you. - You're a funny man.
426 00:16:19,782 00:16:21,716 Um... you know what? Um... you know what?
427 00:16:21,751 00:16:23,584 I... I...
428 00:16:23,620 00:16:26,420 I think I, uh... I think I, uh...
429 00:16:26,456 00:16:28,389 I think I feel like digging a hole, too. I think I feel like digging a hole, too.
430 00:16:28,424 00:16:30,891 You sure you don't want to just sit and watch? Get a cup of tea? You sure you don't want to just sit and watch? Get a cup of tea?
431 00:16:30,927 00:16:32,793 Just take it easy, Princess, all righty? Just take it easy, Princess, all righty?
432 00:16:32,829 00:16:35,029 Right. Watch me. Right. Watch me.
433 00:16:35,064 00:16:37,264 Hey, what the hell is this? Hey, what the hell is this?
434 00:16:37,300 00:16:39,767 Are you just giving up now? Are you just giving up now?
435 00:16:39,802 00:16:43,204 Yo. I was meditating. You just blocked my chi. Yo. I was meditating. You just blocked my chi.
436 00:16:43,239 00:16:44,739 Look, you are my last guy. Look, you are my last guy.
437 00:16:44,774 00:16:46,574 If you get cut, then I go home, too. If you get cut, then I go home, too.
438 00:16:46,609 00:16:47,808 I ain't goin' nowhere. I ain't goin' nowhere.
439 00:16:47,844 00:16:49,377 We need a plan. So, what're you... We need a plan. So, what're you...
440 00:16:49,412 00:16:51,212 - Look, you got to stop. - Stressing, all right? - Look, you got to stop. - Stressing, all right?
441 00:16:51,247 00:16:52,913 I got my own plan. I'm playing the slow game. I got my own plan. I'm playing the slow game.
442 00:16:52,949 00:16:54,749 Serena and I, we got a connection. Serena and I, we got a connection.
443 00:16:54,784 00:16:56,717 - I'm like her confidant. - Okay, she doesn't want a friend. - I'm like her confidant. - Okay, she doesn't want a friend.
444 00:16:56,753 00:16:58,285 She's looking for a husband. She's looking for a husband.
445 00:16:58,321 00:17:01,956 Hey. Sorry to interrupt. I just... Hey. Sorry to interrupt. I just...
446 00:17:01,991 00:17:03,491 Should I be filming that? Should I be filming that?
447 00:17:06,429 00:17:08,663 Yes, you should definitely be filming that. Yes, you should definitely be filming that.
448 00:17:10,099 00:17:11,599 Ooh... Ooh...
449 00:17:11,634 00:17:12,667 Ahhh... Ahhh...
450 00:17:12,702 00:17:13,668 Ahh... Ahh...
451 00:17:13,703 00:17:16,237 Hey. Owen. Hey. Owen.
452 00:17:16,272 00:17:19,106 Owen, hey, I'm... I'm so sorry the "mommy" thing upset me. Owen, hey, I'm... I'm so sorry the "mommy" thing upset me.
453 00:17:19,142 00:17:22,143 I was afraid that this was all gonna be too much, too soon. I was afraid that this was all gonna be too much, too soon.
454 00:17:22,178 00:17:25,913 It's not fair to you, and it's not fair to Riley. It's not fair to you, and it's not fair to Riley.
455 00:17:25,948 00:17:28,449 You got to understand, she's everything to me. You got to understand, she's everything to me.
456 00:17:28,484 00:17:30,985 So if things aren't good with her, So if things aren't good with her,
457 00:17:31,020 00:17:33,287 then nothing else matters. then nothing else matters.
458 00:17:33,322 00:17:36,590 I think we just need some daddy/daughter time... alone. I think we just need some daddy/daughter time... alone.
459 00:17:36,626 00:17:38,859 Sure. Yeah, no. Take all the time you need. Sure. Yeah, no. Take all the time you need.
460 00:17:42,065 00:17:44,498 Hey. Rachel, I'm worried about this. Hey. Rachel, I'm worried about this.
461 00:17:44,534 00:17:46,255 I mean, I feel like we didn't really think this through. I mean, I feel like we didn't really think this through.
462 00:17:46,266 00:17:47,111 I thought this through. I thought this through.
463 00:17:47,136 00:17:48,803 I thought that this was a really good idea, I thought that this was a really good idea,
464 00:17:48,838 00:17:50,271 which is why you are here. which is why you are here.
465 00:17:51,541 00:17:53,841 Maybe Owen and I could, like, sneak away later, Maybe Owen and I could, like, sneak away later,
466 00:17:53,876 00:17:55,309 - I mean, just the two of us. - No! - I mean, just the two of us. - No!
467 00:17:55,344 00:17:57,111 Owen and Riley are, like, this package deal. Owen and Riley are, like, this package deal.
468 00:17:57,146 00:17:59,046 You can't just ship her off. You can't just ship her off.
469 00:18:00,483 00:18:02,817 Well, look, Serena, if you're not seeing her as a plus, Well, look, Serena, if you're not seeing her as a plus,
470 00:18:02,852 00:18:04,518 maybe this isn't the right fit for you. maybe this isn't the right fit for you.
471 00:18:04,554 00:18:05,853 - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know.
472 00:18:05,888 00:18:07,455 This is all happening a little fast. This is all happening a little fast.
473 00:18:07,490 00:18:09,156 I think I just... I think I just...
474 00:18:09,192 00:18:11,692 I just need a minute to... think, okay? I just need a minute to... think, okay?
475 00:18:11,728 00:18:13,461 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
476 00:18:18,501 00:18:20,067 Hey. Rachel? Hey. Rachel?
477 00:18:20,103 00:18:22,036 Aren't you supposed to be in the middle of a date? Aren't you supposed to be in the middle of a date?
478 00:18:22,071 00:18:23,337 Is there a problem? Is there a problem?
479 00:18:23,372 00:18:25,339 Uh, yeah, actually, there is. Uh, yeah, actually, there is.
480 00:18:25,374 00:18:26,841 Look, I screwed up, okay? Look, I screwed up, okay?
481 00:18:26,876 00:18:28,409 Serena's just, like, not into it. Serena's just, like, not into it.
482 00:18:28,444 00:18:30,711 The little girl ran into her arms and called her "mommy," The little girl ran into her arms and called her "mommy,"
483 00:18:30,747 00:18:33,047 and it just completely freaked Serena out. and it just completely freaked Serena out.
484 00:18:33,082 00:18:35,583 Well, we could definitely make something out of that. Well, we could definitely make something out of that.
485 00:18:35,618 00:18:38,052 Okay, yeah, well, maybe you can, but I'm just not going to. Okay, yeah, well, maybe you can, but I'm just not going to.
486 00:18:38,087 00:18:39,854 Ah! This is what I was afraid of. Ah! This is what I was afraid of.
487 00:18:39,889 00:18:42,256 Rachel, "Heartland Hometown Hero" Rachel, "Heartland Hometown Hero"
488 00:18:42,291 00:18:44,358 needs to win for ratings... period! needs to win for ratings... period!
489 00:18:47,063 00:18:49,196 Hey, Jay! Hey, Jay!
490 00:18:49,232 00:18:50,831 Hey, what? What's up? Hey, what? What's up?
491 00:18:50,867 00:18:54,201 Uh... Rachel's brain has officially turned to mush. Uh... Rachel's brain has officially turned to mush.
492 00:18:54,237 00:18:56,670 I need you to prep Alexi, because if Owen goes south, I need you to prep Alexi, because if Owen goes south,
493 00:18:56,706 00:18:59,273 then I need your guy to jump in and spice things up. then I need your guy to jump in and spice things up.
494 00:18:59,308 00:19:01,075 - Copy that. - Great. - Copy that. - Great.
495 00:19:01,110 00:19:04,011 Somebody go book me a flight to Colorado! Somebody go book me a flight to Colorado!
496 00:19:22,643 00:19:24,343 What's up? What're you doing here? What's up? What're you doing here?
497 00:19:24,379 00:19:26,879 You, uh, scared me a little on the phone, Rachel. You, uh, scared me a little on the phone, Rachel.
498 00:19:26,914 00:19:29,014 Where is Serena? Where is Serena?
499 00:19:29,050 00:19:30,783 Why is she not in full mommy-mode? Why is she not in full mommy-mode?
500 00:19:30,818 00:19:32,451 I told you, that's not gonna happen. I told you, that's not gonna happen.
501 00:19:32,487 00:19:34,186 And why is that? And why is that?
502 00:19:34,222 00:19:37,223 Look, I think it's not too late to pull the plug. Look, I think it's not too late to pull the plug.
503 00:19:37,258 00:19:39,925 You know, we could still head to England. Jay was right. You know, we could still head to England. Jay was right.
504 00:19:39,961 00:19:42,395 Um, Owen is your guy. Um, Owen is your guy.
505 00:19:42,430 00:19:43,744 And you're just gonna tank him like that? And you're just gonna tank him like that?
506 00:19:43,755 00:19:44,473 Right. No, I know. Right. No, I know.
507 00:19:44,499 00:19:46,365 He's my guy, and I care about him... and Serena, He's my guy, and I care about him... and Serena,
508 00:19:46,401 00:19:48,601 which is why I just... Look, I really don't want to force this. which is why I just... Look, I really don't want to force this.
509 00:19:48,636 00:19:50,870 What happened to "making a family"? What happened to "making a family"?
510 00:19:50,905 00:19:53,205 Serena isn't into it, and, what, Riley's gonna grow up Serena isn't into it, and, what, Riley's gonna grow up
511 00:19:53,241 00:19:54,640 thinking that this was her fault? thinking that this was her fault?
512 00:19:54,675 00:19:56,208 I'm not doing that to a 6-year-old. I'm not doing that to a 6-year-old.
513 00:19:56,244 00:19:59,779 Oh, my God. This is not your family, Rachel. Oh, my God. This is not your family, Rachel.
514 00:19:59,814 00:20:03,082 Riley is not you, and Serena is not Olive. Riley is not you, and Serena is not Olive.
515 00:20:03,117 00:20:04,984 I'm not gonna let her screw up this kid. I'm not gonna let her screw up this kid.
516 00:20:05,019 00:20:06,318 We can't make Serena feel something We can't make Serena feel something
517 00:20:06,354 00:20:07,653 she doesn't want to feel, okay, Quinn? she doesn't want to feel, okay, Quinn?
518 00:20:07,688 00:20:10,423 That is our entire job description, okay? That is our entire job description, okay?
519 00:20:10,458 00:20:13,259 If she is not feeling it, we make her feel it. If she is not feeling it, we make her feel it.
520 00:20:13,294 00:20:15,094 So, go... do your job. So, go... do your job.
521 00:20:18,433 00:20:20,132 Hey, don't get too attached to this scenery. Hey, don't get too attached to this scenery.
522 00:20:20,168 00:20:21,801 If I have anything to say about this, we're headed home If I have anything to say about this, we're headed home
523 00:20:21,836 00:20:24,103 - after this last setup. - Why? What's going on? - after this last setup. - Why? What's going on?
524 00:20:24,138 00:20:25,604 Quinn wants to make big drama here, Quinn wants to make big drama here,
525 00:20:25,640 00:20:26,939 but it's not good for the kid. but it's not good for the kid.
526 00:20:26,974 00:20:28,674 So be thinking a "tearful goodbye" So be thinking a "tearful goodbye"
527 00:20:28,709 00:20:29,942 as the shot composition. as the shot composition.
528 00:20:29,977 00:20:31,477 Just a heads-up. Just a heads-up.
529 00:20:31,512 00:20:33,913 - Hey, uh, Serena? - Hey. - Hey, uh, Serena? - Hey.
530 00:20:33,948 00:20:35,581 Can I, uh, talk to you before we head to Owen's? Can I, uh, talk to you before we head to Owen's?
531 00:20:35,616 00:20:36,949 Listen, I-I've been thinking about it... Listen, I-I've been thinking about it...
532 00:20:36,984 00:20:38,083 - Yeah. - And you're totally right. - Yeah. - And you're totally right.
533 00:20:38,119 00:20:39,819 I have to make Riley the priority. I have to make Riley the priority.
534 00:20:39,854 00:20:41,654 Seriously? You know, she loves pancakes, so... Seriously? You know, she loves pancakes, so...
535 00:20:41,689 00:20:43,322 it's, like, the only thing I actually know how to make. it's, like, the only thing I actually know how to make.
536 00:20:43,357 00:20:45,958 I'll make her blueberry pancakes and braid her hair. I'll make her blueberry pancakes and braid her hair.
537 00:20:45,993 00:20:47,827 And she's got to love that, right? And she's got to love that, right?
538 00:20:47,862 00:20:49,829 - Come on. - What? - Come on. - What?
539 00:20:49,864 00:20:52,198 - Is this even what you want? - I am trying to want it. - Is this even what you want? - I am trying to want it.
540 00:20:52,233 00:20:53,999 I mean, it's what you said... it's a package deal. I mean, it's what you said... it's a package deal.
541 00:20:54,035 00:20:56,202 This whole thing is supposed to be about finding the right guy, This whole thing is supposed to be about finding the right guy,
542 00:20:56,237 00:20:58,197 not proving that you can get an "A" at everything. not proving that you can get an "A" at everything.
543 00:20:58,506 00:21:00,940 Oh, so all that stuff you said about Owen being the perfect guy for me, Oh, so all that stuff you said about Owen being the perfect guy for me,
544 00:21:00,975 00:21:02,541 I'm just supposed to forget all of that? I'm just supposed to forget all of that?
545 00:21:02,577 00:21:03,876 No. That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying that this No. That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying that this
546 00:21:03,911 00:21:06,812 is not about Owen. This is about Riley. is not about Owen. This is about Riley.
547 00:21:06,848 00:21:09,682 Look, I know what it's like to be the daughter Look, I know what it's like to be the daughter
548 00:21:09,717 00:21:12,551 of a driven woman who always put herself first. of a driven woman who always put herself first.
549 00:21:12,587 00:21:13,786 Okay, that's not who I am. Okay, that's not who I am.
550 00:21:13,821 00:21:15,221 I... I mean, it's not... I... I mean, it's not...
551 00:21:15,256 00:21:18,224 - who I want to be. - I know. I'm sorry. I... - who I want to be. - I know. I'm sorry. I...
552 00:21:18,259 00:21:21,527 I'm just saying that if you do this before you're really ready, I'm just saying that if you do this before you're really ready,
553 00:21:21,562 00:21:23,662 you and Riley could both come to regret it. you and Riley could both come to regret it.
554 00:21:23,698 00:21:25,164 Okay, let me think about it. Okay, let me think about it.
555 00:21:25,199 00:21:26,632 You know, when we get back to the mansion... You know, when we get back to the mansion...
556 00:21:26,667 00:21:27,967 No, if you're gonna do it, if you're gonna cut him, No, if you're gonna do it, if you're gonna cut him,
557 00:21:28,002 00:21:29,368 you need to do it right now. you need to do it right now.
558 00:21:29,403 00:21:30,703 Let's let him stay here and be with his kid. Let's let him stay here and be with his kid.
559 00:21:30,738 00:21:32,271 He can't leave her again. He can't leave her again.
560 00:21:32,306 00:21:34,373 We're gonna make him look like this incredible father. We're gonna make him look like this incredible father.
561 00:21:34,408 00:21:35,808 There's gonna be women, like, There's gonna be women, like,
562 00:21:35,843 00:21:37,810 lining up for miles to go out with him. lining up for miles to go out with him.
563 00:21:37,845 00:21:39,545 I mean, you're doing the guy a favor. I mean, you're doing the guy a favor.
564 00:21:41,048 00:21:42,248 I'll go get Owen ready. I'll go get Owen ready.
565 00:21:43,784 00:21:45,551 This is the right thing to be doing. This is the right thing to be doing.
566 00:21:45,586 00:21:47,253 Fine. I'll call him myself. Fine. I'll call him myself.
567 00:21:47,288 00:21:48,821 Uh, hey, Rachel. Uh, hey, Rachel.
568 00:21:48,856 00:21:51,257 Um, uh, where's Hurt Locker and Honey Boo Boo? Um, uh, where's Hurt Locker and Honey Boo Boo?
569 00:21:51,292 00:21:53,058 Uh, well, I think Serena's about to cut Owen, Uh, well, I think Serena's about to cut Owen,
570 00:21:53,094 00:21:54,660 and then we're gonna pack it up. and then we're gonna pack it up.
571 00:21:54,695 00:21:56,862 So you just did the opposite of what I asked? So you just did the opposite of what I asked?
572 00:21:56,898 00:21:59,832 Mmmmm... yes. Mmmmm... yes.
573 00:21:59,867 00:22:02,568 Great. This'll be a hometown date to remember. Great. This'll be a hometown date to remember.
574 00:22:02,603 00:22:05,170 Come on. It's gonna be some big, huge, tearful goodbye. Come on. It's gonna be some big, huge, tearful goodbye.
575 00:22:05,206 00:22:06,839 There's not gonna be a dry eye in the house. There's not gonna be a dry eye in the house.
576 00:22:06,874 00:22:08,173 - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Oh, really? - Yeah.
577 00:22:08,209 00:22:09,675 Then what else will be on TV that night? Then what else will be on TV that night?
578 00:22:09,710 00:22:11,610 Because that's what I will be watching. Because that's what I will be watching.
579 00:22:11,646 00:22:14,346 No, Rachel, we're gonna blow this thing up. No, Rachel, we're gonna blow this thing up.
580 00:22:14,382 00:22:16,549 Talk to me. How much longer? Talk to me. How much longer?
581 00:22:16,584 00:22:20,419 Our contestants have returned to a primal state Our contestants have returned to a primal state
582 00:22:20,454 00:22:25,391 in pursuit of winning the lovely Serena's affection. in pursuit of winning the lovely Serena's affection.
583 00:22:25,426 00:22:27,059 Excuse me. Excuse me.
584 00:22:31,098 00:22:32,364 Ohh! Ohh!
585 00:22:33,634 00:22:35,568 It seems that August It seems that August
586 00:22:35,603 00:22:39,071 has penetrated the deepest within the earth. has penetrated the deepest within the earth.
587 00:22:39,106 00:22:40,773 That's not why I did this. That's not why I did this.
588 00:22:40,808 00:22:42,608 August is the winner! August is the winner!
589 00:22:42,643 00:22:45,444 It's not a competition, Graham. It's an infiltration pit. It's not a competition, Graham. It's an infiltration pit.
590 00:22:45,479 00:22:47,212 Wait, wait. What does he get for the win? Wait, wait. What does he get for the win?
591 00:22:47,248 00:22:49,415 Uh... a one-on-one date with Serena. Uh... a one-on-one date with Serena.
592 00:22:49,450 00:22:51,317 Hold on. Hold on. Ain't nobody tell me that. Hold on. Hold on. Ain't nobody tell me that.
593 00:22:51,352 00:22:52,718 Hold on. Give me that shovel. Hold on. Give me that shovel.
594 00:22:55,289 00:22:57,156 This is a joke. All right, I'm out of here. This is a joke. All right, I'm out of here.
595 00:22:57,191 00:22:59,058 This is stupid. I'm done. I'm out, too. This is stupid. I'm done. I'm out, too.
596 00:22:59,093 00:23:00,793 Follow my lead. Female gaze. Follow my lead. Female gaze.
597 00:23:00,828 00:23:01,961 You got me? You got me?
598 00:23:01,996 00:23:03,729 Absolutely. Absolutely.
599 00:23:03,764 00:23:05,230 Let's sex this thing up. Let's sex this thing up.
600 00:23:06,500 00:23:08,100 August, you can't go back to the mansion like that. August, you can't go back to the mansion like that.
601 00:23:08,135 00:23:09,635 You're filthy. What are you doing?! You're filthy. What are you doing?!
602 00:23:09,670 00:23:12,605 Give it here! I'll do it myself. What's wrong with you? Give it here! I'll do it myself. What's wrong with you?
603 00:23:12,640 00:23:13,973 Hey, Jasper, get back here! Hey, Jasper, get back here!
604 00:23:14,008 00:23:15,407 I am not your show monkey, little girl. I am not your show monkey, little girl.
605 00:23:15,443 00:23:16,609 Good luck with this, Tarzan. Good luck with this, Tarzan.
606 00:23:18,112 00:23:20,012 What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
607 00:23:20,047 00:23:20,614 Are you a child? Are you a child?
608 00:23:20,625 00:23:22,324 You need to clean yourself off there, big boy. You need to clean yourself off there, big boy.
609 00:23:22,350 00:23:23,682 - Okay. - You all right? - Okay. - You all right?
610 00:23:23,718 00:23:25,084 - What are you... - Oh, there we go! - What are you... - Oh, there we go!
611 00:23:25,119 00:23:26,352 That's nice and clean for you, buddy. That's nice and clean for you, buddy.
612 00:23:26,387 00:23:27,953 Is this soft-core enough for you? Is this soft-core enough for you?
613 00:23:27,989 00:23:29,822 Well, we had girls in bikinis on the North Pole. Well, we had girls in bikinis on the North Pole.
614 00:23:29,857 00:23:31,824 I'd say this is revenge. I'd say this is revenge.
615 00:23:31,859 00:23:34,193 I'm really glad Jeremy didn't take you to Colorado. I'm really glad Jeremy didn't take you to Colorado.
616 00:23:34,228 00:23:36,161 - I was a little surprised, though. - Why? - I was a little surprised, though. - Why?
617 00:23:36,197 00:23:38,263 Hometown dates are like crew prom. Hometown dates are like crew prom.
618 00:23:38,299 00:23:41,500 There's hotel rooms and mini bars and doors that lock. There's hotel rooms and mini bars and doors that lock.
619 00:23:41,535 00:23:42,835 Everybody hooks up. Everybody hooks up.
620 00:23:46,173 00:23:47,206 Hey! Hey!
621 00:23:49,176 00:23:51,176 Hey, I need to talk to you. Hey, I need to talk to you.
622 00:23:51,212 00:23:53,045 Yeah. We'll go back to my house. Yeah. We'll go back to my house.
623 00:23:53,080 00:23:55,214 I know they're getting dinner ready, and you don't want to... I know they're getting dinner ready, and you don't want to...
624 00:23:55,249 00:23:57,116 You okay? You okay?
625 00:23:57,151 00:23:58,484 Like, not great. Like, not great.
626 00:23:58,519 00:24:00,319 Cutting him is best for the kid. Cutting him is best for the kid.
627 00:24:00,354 00:24:02,788 You're looking out for her, Rach. It's... You're looking out for her, Rach. It's...
628 00:24:02,823 00:24:04,156 It's really nice. It's really nice.
629 00:24:04,191 00:24:05,624 You're doing the right thing. You're doing the right thing.
630 00:24:07,428 00:24:08,994 I'm sorry that things have been I'm sorry that things have been
631 00:24:09,030 00:24:11,163 - a little rough with Riley and... - No, no, no. - a little rough with Riley and... - No, no, no.
632 00:24:11,198 00:24:12,464 No, no. She's... No, no. She's...
633 00:24:12,500 00:24:14,800 She's amazing, and you are such a good dad. She's amazing, and you are such a good dad.
634 00:24:14,835 00:24:17,670 I mean, I-I can really see how much you love her. I mean, I-I can really see how much you love her.
635 00:24:18,873 00:24:20,973 No, no! Get away from me! No, no! Get away from me!
636 00:24:21,008 00:24:22,408 Oh, you want a balloon? Oh, you want a balloon?
637 00:24:22,443 00:24:24,376 - Hey! Get away from her! - They hired me. - Hey! Get away from her! - They hired me.
638 00:24:24,412 00:24:26,852 - Daddy! The clown is scary! - She's terrified of clowns, man. - Daddy! The clown is scary! - She's terrified of clowns, man.
639 00:24:26,881 00:24:28,213 - They hired me to give out balloons. - I don't care! Just get out of here! - They hired me to give out balloons. - I don't care! Just get out of here!
640 00:24:28,249 00:24:30,149 - Right now, okay? - Quinn, what are you doing? - Right now, okay? - Quinn, what are you doing?
641 00:24:33,954 00:24:36,155 Aw, are you okay, sweetie? Aw, are you okay, sweetie?
642 00:24:36,190 00:24:38,023 Oh, nice pee close-up, Camera B. Oh, nice pee close-up, Camera B.
643 00:24:38,059 00:24:39,258 Jeremy, get in there! Jeremy, get in there!
644 00:24:39,293 00:24:40,726 It's okay. It's okay.
645 00:24:40,761 00:24:42,261 You don't have to be embarrassed. You don't have to be embarrassed.
646 00:24:42,296 00:24:43,896 - Put the camera down, man! - Quinn! - Put the camera down, man! - Quinn!
647 00:24:43,931 00:24:46,165 Put that camera down, and you'll never pick one up Put that camera down, and you'll never pick one up
648 00:24:46,200 00:24:48,000 - on this show again. - Rachel! - on this show again. - Rachel!
649 00:24:48,035 00:24:48,661 What are you doing?! What are you doing?!
650 00:24:48,672 00:24:50,232 I didn't have anything to do with this. I didn't have anything to do with this.
651 00:24:51,539 00:24:53,414 - He's still there! - Get him away! - He's still there! - Get him away!
652 00:24:53,474 00:24:55,074 Riley! Riley!
653 00:24:55,109 00:24:56,675 Oh, my God! Riley! Oh, my God! Riley!
654 00:24:56,711 00:24:58,177 Riley! Riley!
655 00:25:01,115 00:25:02,281 Riley! Riley!
656 00:25:05,920 00:25:06,952 - Are you okay? - Yeah. - Are you okay? - Yeah.
657 00:25:06,987 00:25:09,288 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah. - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah.
658 00:25:09,323 00:25:11,724 - You're fine. Everything's fine. - We got you. - You're fine. Everything's fine. - We got you.
659 00:25:13,961 00:25:15,427 Come here. Come here.
660 00:25:16,564 00:25:19,031 All right, we're gonna cross the street, okay? All right, we're gonna cross the street, okay?
661 00:25:19,066 00:25:20,933 Good. Everything's all right. Good. Everything's all right.
662 00:25:20,968 00:25:22,801 I got you. I got you.
663 00:25:22,837 00:25:24,903 Quinn, how could you do that? I mean, seriously? Quinn, how could you do that? I mean, seriously?
664 00:25:24,939 00:25:26,939 After everything that's happened on this show? After everything that's happened on this show?
665 00:25:26,974 00:25:28,373 The kid is fine. The kid is fine.
666 00:25:28,409 00:25:30,609 You used her one pathological fear. You used her one pathological fear.
667 00:25:30,644 00:25:33,212 It was a clown! All right? It was a clown! All right?
668 00:25:33,247 00:25:35,280 I didn't know she was gonna go running into the street, I didn't know she was gonna go running into the street,
669 00:25:35,316 00:25:38,751 - like some scared Chihuahua. - Quinn, she could have died. - like some scared Chihuahua. - Quinn, she could have died.
670 00:25:38,786 00:25:42,054 But she didn't, okay? Besides, I don't understand. But she didn't, okay? Besides, I don't understand.
671 00:25:42,089 00:25:44,823 Whatever happened to, like, facing our fears, okay? Whatever happened to, like, facing our fears, okay?
672 00:25:44,859 00:25:46,792 I'm so sick and tired of all this I'm so sick and tired of all this
673 00:25:46,827 00:25:48,894 overprotective parent crap! overprotective parent crap!
674 00:25:48,929 00:25:50,596 I grew up without a mother, I grew up without a mother,
675 00:25:50,631 00:25:52,498 your mother is a certified psycho, your mother is a certified psycho,
676 00:25:52,533 00:25:53,766 and we are fine. and we are fine.
677 00:25:55,002 00:25:56,335 Most days. Most days.
678 00:25:56,370 00:25:57,436 All right? And look at them. All right? And look at them.
679 00:25:57,471 00:25:59,271 They are a beautiful family. They are a beautiful family.
680 00:25:59,306 00:26:01,740 I got all of her mama juices flowing. I got all of her mama juices flowing.
681 00:26:01,776 00:26:03,008 I did that. I did that.
682 00:26:03,043 00:26:04,843 I did what you couldn't do. I did what you couldn't do.
683 00:26:07,882 00:26:10,122 - Hey. Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah, of course. - Hey. Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah, of course.
684 00:26:10,151 00:26:12,284 - Hi. Sorry. - Are you okay? - Hi. Sorry. - Are you okay?
685 00:26:12,319 00:26:13,986 Yeah, yeah. If you want, why don't we, Yeah, yeah. If you want, why don't we,
686 00:26:14,021 00:26:16,522 like, push the goodbye by like an hour, or... like, push the goodbye by like an hour, or...
687 00:26:16,557 00:26:18,690 No. No, no. I-I want to stay. No. No, no. I-I want to stay.
688 00:26:18,726 00:26:20,459 I can't just cut him after all that. I can't just cut him after all that.
689 00:26:20,494 00:26:22,661 I-I know it's crazy, but the way that I felt I-I know it's crazy, but the way that I felt
690 00:26:22,696 00:26:25,697 when I saw Riley run into the street, I just... when I saw Riley run into the street, I just...
691 00:26:25,733 00:26:27,866 Yeah, it was, like, an amazing moment, for sure. Yeah, it was, like, an amazing moment, for sure.
692 00:26:27,902 00:26:30,769 But it was just one intense moment. But it was just one intense moment.
693 00:26:30,805 00:26:33,438 And being a mother, it's... you know, it's 24/7. And being a mother, it's... you know, it's 24/7.
694 00:26:33,474 00:26:34,806 I mean, nothing has changed here, Serena. I mean, nothing has changed here, Serena.
695 00:26:34,817 00:26:35,450 No, but it has. No, but it has.
696 00:26:35,476 00:26:36,809 That's what I'm trying to say. That's what I'm trying to say.
697 00:26:36,844 00:26:39,044 And maybe I can do the mom thing. And maybe I can do the mom thing.
698 00:26:39,079 00:26:40,979 I mean, the way that I felt about Riley in that moment, I mean, the way that I felt about Riley in that moment,
699 00:26:41,015 00:26:44,349 I-I'm not gonna just leave that here in Colorado. I-I'm not gonna just leave that here in Colorado.
700 00:26:44,385 00:26:46,285 Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, okay.
701 00:26:46,320 00:26:47,553 - Okay? - I mean, yeah, of course. - Okay? - I mean, yeah, of course.
702 00:26:47,588 00:26:48,868 - It's your choice, so... - Okay. - It's your choice, so... - Okay.
703 00:27:05,247 00:27:08,448 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is amazing. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is amazing.
704 00:27:08,492 00:27:09,891 Give it to me. Give it to me.
705 00:27:09,926 00:27:10,959 Yeah. Yeah.
706 00:27:12,996 00:27:15,296 This is fantastic! This is fantastic!
707 00:27:17,968 00:27:19,467 Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.
708 00:27:23,407 00:27:26,107 Brazil street dance is the best! Brazil street dance is the best!
709 00:27:26,143 00:27:31,312 It's a mixture of samba, drums... It's a mixture of samba, drums...
710 00:27:31,348 00:27:32,781 and sex. and sex.
711 00:27:32,816 00:27:34,816 You are unbelievable. You are unbelievable.
712 00:27:34,851 00:27:36,284 Come here. Come here.
713 00:27:45,295 00:27:47,929 - Help me! - No! She can't help you! - Help me! - No! She can't help you!
714 00:27:47,964 00:27:50,498 No! I can't help you! I can't help you! No! I can't help you! I can't help you!
715 00:27:50,534 00:27:52,667 See? That is called a story arc, Rachel. See? That is called a story arc, Rachel.
716 00:27:52,702 00:27:53,968 She wasn't into it at first, She wasn't into it at first,
717 00:27:54,004 00:27:55,470 but now she is. but now she is.
718 00:27:55,505 00:27:57,439 Well, I'm glad you're happy. I hope it was worth it. Well, I'm glad you're happy. I hope it was worth it.
719 00:27:57,474 00:27:59,507 What... Worth what? Doing my job? What... Worth what? Doing my job?
720 00:27:59,543 00:28:02,343 Or doing your job, actually? Or doing your job, actually?
721 00:28:02,379 00:28:05,180 You scarred that little girl for life. You scarred that little girl for life.
722 00:28:05,215 00:28:06,448 She's gonna be getting teased She's gonna be getting teased
723 00:28:06,483 00:28:07,849 about pissing her pants in college. about pissing her pants in college.
724 00:28:07,884 00:28:09,083 I mean, do you want to just, like, I mean, do you want to just, like,
725 00:28:09,119 00:28:10,652 set up her therapy fund right now? set up her therapy fund right now?
726 00:28:10,687 00:28:11,953 Just get over it. Just get over it.
727 00:28:14,658 00:28:16,424 Did Fiona put you up to this? Did Fiona put you up to this?
728 00:28:16,460 00:28:18,593 She doesn't even work in reality TV. She doesn't even work in reality TV.
729 00:28:18,628 00:28:20,528 She has no idea what we do. She has no idea what we do.
730 00:28:20,564 00:28:22,997 No one puts me up to anything. No one puts me up to anything.
731 00:28:23,033 00:28:25,500 Right. Right. Right. Right.
732 00:28:25,535 00:28:27,469 They are kissing. That is your guy. They are kissing. That is your guy.
733 00:28:27,504 00:28:29,971 You should be thanking me. You should be thanking me.
734 00:28:30,006 00:28:31,272 Thanks, Quinn. Thanks, Quinn.
735 00:28:36,813 00:28:38,379 Hey, Quinn. Hey, Quinn.
736 00:28:38,415 00:28:40,181 I have some really great news. I have some really great news.
737 00:28:40,217 00:28:42,517 While everyone was away, I got August, Jasper, and Zach While everyone was away, I got August, Jasper, and Zach
738 00:28:42,552 00:28:45,653 to compete in a dig-off for Serena, and August won. to compete in a dig-off for Serena, and August won.
739 00:28:45,689 00:28:48,456 What the hell is a dig-off? That sounds ridiculous. What the hell is a dig-off? That sounds ridiculous.
740 00:28:48,492 00:28:50,391 I mean, it's a little caveman macho, I mean, it's a little caveman macho,
741 00:28:50,427 00:28:52,660 but I got some really great footage of the guys. but I got some really great footage of the guys.
742 00:28:52,696 00:28:54,362 - Look. - Okay. - Look. - Okay.
743 00:28:56,233 00:28:58,066 Hi. Uh, yeah, this is Rachel Goldberg. Hi. Uh, yeah, this is Rachel Goldberg.
744 00:28:58,101 00:28:59,400 I'm calling for my father. I'm calling for my father.
745 00:29:01,671 00:29:03,471 Okay, well, can you just tell him that I called Okay, well, can you just tell him that I called
746 00:29:03,507 00:29:04,539 and I'll try again later? and I'll try again later?
747 00:29:04,574 00:29:05,740 Thank you. Thank you.
748 00:29:05,775 00:29:07,809 Hey! Where are you going? Hey! Where are you going?
749 00:29:07,844 00:29:09,711 You got to get to the network with that footage. You got to get to the network with that footage.
750 00:29:09,746 00:29:11,746 T-They're gonna cream in their jeans when they see that. T-They're gonna cream in their jeans when they see that.
751 00:29:11,781 00:29:13,848 You just bought us season 16! You just bought us season 16!
752 00:29:13,884 00:29:15,350 So, you're really okay with all of this? So, you're really okay with all of this?
753 00:29:15,385 00:29:17,318 Yes, absolutely. What are you talking about? Yes, absolutely. What are you talking about?
754 00:29:17,354 00:29:20,154 Do you know what Quinn did to get that footage? Do you know what Quinn did to get that footage?
755 00:29:20,190 00:29:22,090 She made a little girl piss herself. She made a little girl piss herself.
756 00:29:22,125 00:29:24,526 Well, listen, these things happen with children. Well, listen, these things happen with children.
757 00:29:24,561 00:29:26,094 Quinn made it happen. Quinn made it happen.
758 00:29:26,129 00:29:29,998 She deliberately terrified a 6-year-old who almost died. She deliberately terrified a 6-year-old who almost died.
759 00:29:30,033 00:29:31,900 I mean, how would you feel if that was your kid? I mean, how would you feel if that was your kid?
760 00:29:31,935 00:29:33,902 Rachel, what are you talking about? Rachel, what are you talking about?
761 00:29:43,480 00:29:46,848 Mud wrestling... we haven't done that before. Mud wrestling... we haven't done that before.
762 00:29:46,883 00:29:49,751 Yeah. We can use this, Madison. Yeah. We can use this, Madison.
763 00:29:49,786 00:29:51,753 Good job. Good job.
764 00:29:51,788 00:29:53,254 I kinda promised that I kinda promised that
765 00:29:53,290 00:29:55,256 whoever won would get a one-on-one date with Serena. whoever won would get a one-on-one date with Serena.
766 00:29:55,292 00:29:58,359 Mm. Well, you kinda shouldn't make promises you can't keep. Mm. Well, you kinda shouldn't make promises you can't keep.
767 00:29:58,395 00:29:59,961 No one-on-one dates without my say-so. No one-on-one dates without my say-so.
768 00:29:59,996 00:30:02,397 Okay, but, you know that August isn't even my guy, right? Okay, but, you know that August isn't even my guy, right?
769 00:30:02,432 00:30:03,898 Look, I'm totally a team player. Look, I'm totally a team player.
770 00:30:03,934 00:30:06,901 I will help anyone on the team. I will help anyone on the team.
771 00:30:06,937 00:30:08,369 Fine. Okay? Fine. Okay?
772 00:30:08,405 00:30:10,071 August can have a few minutes to grovel, August can have a few minutes to grovel,
773 00:30:10,106 00:30:12,206 - but that is it, all right? - Okay, thank you. - but that is it, all right? - Okay, thank you.
774 00:30:12,242 00:30:14,242 Now go wave your pom-poms somewhere else. Now go wave your pom-poms somewhere else.
775 00:30:15,445 00:30:18,780 Just find out who put up these peacocks! I hate them! Just find out who put up these peacocks! I hate them!
776 00:30:18,815 00:30:19,881 Hey! Quinn! Quinnie! Hey! Quinn! Quinnie!
777 00:30:19,916 00:30:21,382 Is it true what I heard? Is it true what I heard?
778 00:30:21,418 00:30:23,217 Did you scare that kid on purpose? Did you scare that kid on purpose?
779 00:30:23,253 00:30:25,086 Is the kid okay? Yes. Is the kid okay? Yes.
780 00:30:25,121 00:30:26,721 Is the footage great? Yes. Is the footage great? Yes.
781 00:30:26,756 00:30:27,922 What was it, Fiona's idea? What was it, Fiona's idea?
782 00:30:27,958 00:30:29,591 Oh, grow up, Chet. Oh, grow up, Chet.
783 00:30:29,626 00:30:31,926 Hey, I'm all grown up, Quinn. But you? Hey, I'm all grown up, Quinn. But you?
784 00:30:31,962 00:30:33,728 You know, I did what I had to do for the show. You know, I did what I had to do for the show.
785 00:30:33,763 00:30:35,463 And everything was fine. And everything was fine.
786 00:30:35,498 00:30:38,232 You don't get it, do you? You crossed a line. You don't get it, do you? You crossed a line.
787 00:30:38,268 00:30:40,935 Oh! Suddenly there's a line? Oh! Suddenly there's a line?
788 00:30:40,971 00:30:43,905 Yes. And if you were a mother, you'd understand. Yes. And if you were a mother, you'd understand.
789 00:30:43,940 00:30:45,907 If you had children of your own, If you had children of your own,
790 00:30:45,942 00:30:47,976 you never would've done something like that. you never would've done something like that.
791 00:30:49,613 00:30:52,113 You're right. I am not a mother. You're right. I am not a mother.
792 00:30:52,148 00:30:55,450 So how could I possibly know if you're a good father? So how could I possibly know if you're a good father?
793 00:30:57,120 00:30:58,453 Guess you'll have to find someone else Guess you'll have to find someone else
794 00:30:58,488 00:31:00,288 to speak at your visitation hearing. to speak at your visitation hearing.
795 00:31:00,323 00:31:02,190 No. Don't do that. Hey, Quinn. No. Don't do that. Hey, Quinn.
796 00:31:02,225 00:31:03,257 Quinn! Quinn!
797 00:31:06,803 00:31:08,203 Please don't do this. Please don't do this.
798 00:31:17,332 00:31:18,765 Hey, Serena. Hey, Serena.
799 00:31:18,800 00:31:21,000 - Yeah? - Hi. Uh, you're needed on set. - Yeah? - Hi. Uh, you're needed on set.
800 00:31:21,036 00:31:22,486 For what? For what?
801 00:31:22,525 00:31:24,024 I think you're probably gonna want to come I think you're probably gonna want to come
802 00:31:24,059 00:31:25,392 and see this for yourself. and see this for yourself.
803 00:31:25,427 00:31:27,027 - Okay. - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah.
804 00:31:33,602 00:31:35,636 What's going on? What's going on?
805 00:31:35,671 00:31:37,871 You... You brought me out here to look at a hole? You... You brought me out here to look at a hole?
806 00:31:37,907 00:31:40,140 No. It's a water infiltration pit. No. It's a water infiltration pit.
807 00:31:40,175 00:31:41,675 Or, at least, it will be. Or, at least, it will be.
808 00:31:41,710 00:31:44,077 See, this will make the mansion more sustainable. See, this will make the mansion more sustainable.
809 00:31:44,113 00:31:45,512 Oh. Oh.
810 00:31:45,548 00:31:48,815 And it was Madison's idea to bring you here. And it was Madison's idea to bring you here.
811 00:31:48,851 00:31:50,183 Not mine. Not mine.
812 00:31:50,219 00:31:52,586 'Cause you're just... not interested. 'Cause you're just... not interested.
813 00:31:52,621 00:31:55,756 Of course I'm interested, Serena. Of course I'm interested, Serena.
814 00:31:55,791 00:31:57,858 But... whatever happens between us, But... whatever happens between us,
815 00:31:57,893 00:31:59,560 that's... that's up to you now. that's... that's up to you now.
816 00:32:00,896 00:32:02,763 I just want to use my time left on the show I just want to use my time left on the show
817 00:32:02,798 00:32:03,830 for something good. for something good.
818 00:32:05,568 00:32:07,100 Yo! Yo!
819 00:32:07,136 00:32:08,769 I dug a hole, too! I dug a hole, too!
820 00:32:08,804 00:32:11,238 Okay, let me see your hole. Okay, let me see your hole.
821 00:32:11,273 00:32:13,273 Size doesn't matter, right? Size doesn't matter, right?
822 00:32:13,309 00:32:15,008 Look, I gave this hole everything I got, Look, I gave this hole everything I got,
823 00:32:15,044 00:32:17,010 'cause I want to show you how serious I am about you. 'cause I want to show you how serious I am about you.
824 00:32:17,046 00:32:18,512 Not as a friend... Not as a friend...
825 00:32:18,547 00:32:20,280 but as a lover. but as a lover.
826 00:32:20,316 00:32:21,682 As a man. As a man.
827 00:32:24,119 00:32:26,553 Do you even know what an infiltration pit is? Do you even know what an infiltration pit is?
828 00:32:26,589 00:32:27,854 Does it matter? Does it matter?
829 00:32:27,890 00:32:29,523 Look, I got 3.8 million followers. Look, I got 3.8 million followers.
830 00:32:29,558 00:32:32,526 I could tweet this out, we'll have holes everywhere. I could tweet this out, we'll have holes everywhere.
831 00:32:32,561 00:32:33,927 Whack-a-mole nation. Whack-a-mole nation.
832 00:32:33,963 00:32:35,596 Actually, I, uh... Actually, I, uh...
833 00:32:35,631 00:32:37,397 I promised Quinn that we'd get back to the mansion. I promised Quinn that we'd get back to the mansion.
834 00:32:37,433 00:32:40,033 We got to prep for the elimination ceremony. We got to prep for the elimination ceremony.
835 00:32:40,069 00:32:42,369 - Cool. - Well, thank you... - Cool. - Well, thank you...
836 00:32:42,404 00:32:43,728 Yeah, of course. You like it, though, right? Yeah, of course. You like it, though, right?
837 00:32:43,739 00:32:44,414 For your holes. For your holes.
838 00:32:44,440 00:32:45,872 Really, really great holes, guys. Really, really great holes, guys.
839 00:32:45,908 00:32:47,975 You love me for my holes, eh? You love me for my holes, eh?
840 00:32:53,349 00:32:54,448 Come in. Come in.
841 00:32:56,085 00:32:59,486 Hey, Owen. Can I talk to you for a second? Hey, Owen. Can I talk to you for a second?
842 00:32:59,521 00:33:02,122 You want to apologize? You want to apologize?
843 00:33:02,157 00:33:04,958 Look. Look.
844 00:33:04,994 00:33:06,994 I had no idea about that whole clown thing. I had no idea about that whole clown thing.
845 00:33:07,029 00:33:09,229 You expect me to buy that? You expect me to buy that?
846 00:33:09,264 00:33:11,798 That's her one fear, Rachel. That clown didn't just show up on its own. That's her one fear, Rachel. That clown didn't just show up on its own.
847 00:33:11,834 00:33:13,600 I know. And I would do anything to protect Riley. I know. And I would do anything to protect Riley.
848 00:33:13,636 00:33:16,770 Which is why I wanted to talk to you. Which is why I wanted to talk to you.
849 00:33:16,805 00:33:18,772 Look, what Serena did, that was amazing. Look, what Serena did, that was amazing.
850 00:33:18,807 00:33:20,507 I mean, the woman's incredible. I mean, the woman's incredible.
851 00:33:20,542 00:33:25,112 But... I really don't think that she's ready to be a mom. But... I really don't think that she's ready to be a mom.
852 00:33:25,147 00:33:26,780 You think I couldn't see that? You think I couldn't see that?
853 00:33:26,815 00:33:28,448 You know, when I got back from Iraq, You know, when I got back from Iraq,
854 00:33:28,484 00:33:30,283 I had a baby dropped in my lap. I had a baby dropped in my lap.
855 00:33:30,319 00:33:33,153 I didn't feel it, either. I panicked. I didn't feel it, either. I panicked.
856 00:33:33,188 00:33:34,788 Thought about dropping her off with my sister Thought about dropping her off with my sister
857 00:33:34,823 00:33:36,256 and asking her to raise her. and asking her to raise her.
858 00:33:36,291 00:33:38,025 But I grew into it. But I grew into it.
859 00:33:38,060 00:33:40,127 And so will Serena. And so will Serena.
860 00:33:40,162 00:33:41,628 And what if she doesn't? And what if she doesn't?
861 00:33:43,999 00:33:45,799 Look, I'm just saying, I had a complicated relationship Look, I'm just saying, I had a complicated relationship
862 00:33:45,834 00:33:47,534 with my own mother, and... with my own mother, and...
863 00:33:47,569 00:33:50,303 Serena dove in front of a truck to save my daughter, Rachel. Serena dove in front of a truck to save my daughter, Rachel.
864 00:33:50,339 00:33:52,706 - That's the kind of person that she is. - I know. - That's the kind of person that she is. - I know.
865 00:33:52,741 00:33:55,809 And besides, she has so many other amazing qualities. And besides, she has so many other amazing qualities.
866 00:33:55,844 00:33:57,711 She has an incredible career, She has an incredible career,
867 00:33:57,746 00:34:00,614 she travels all over the world, she goes after what she wants. she travels all over the world, she goes after what she wants.
868 00:34:00,649 00:34:02,549 Do you have any idea what having a role model like that Do you have any idea what having a role model like that
869 00:34:02,584 00:34:05,218 - would do for Riley? - A role model, yes, but... - would do for Riley? - A role model, yes, but...
870 00:34:05,254 00:34:07,688 Families are all different, Rachel. Families are all different, Rachel.
871 00:34:07,723 00:34:10,223 I believe that Serena will get there. I believe that Serena will get there.
872 00:34:10,259 00:34:14,061 And until then, I can be mom enough for both of us. And until then, I can be mom enough for both of us.
873 00:34:14,096 00:34:17,864 Look, I know that doesn't sound manly or whatever, but... Look, I know that doesn't sound manly or whatever, but...
874 00:34:17,900 00:34:19,332 No, it, um... No, it, um...
875 00:34:22,104 00:34:23,937 sounds really beautiful. sounds really beautiful.
876 00:34:33,048 00:34:34,581 Hi. Hi.
877 00:34:34,616 00:34:37,250 So, how was your time on the frontier? So, how was your time on the frontier?
878 00:34:37,286 00:34:39,386 It was actually kind of incredible. It was actually kind of incredible.
879 00:34:39,421 00:34:41,722 I can really see what a life there would look like. I can really see what a life there would look like.
880 00:34:41,757 00:34:43,156 Mm. Mm.
881 00:34:43,192 00:34:45,025 A life in the-middle-of-nowhere Colorado A life in the-middle-of-nowhere Colorado
882 00:34:45,060 00:34:46,727 only seems like a good idea now only seems like a good idea now
883 00:34:46,762 00:34:49,830 because you've been stuck in this hellhole of a mansion. because you've been stuck in this hellhole of a mansion.
884 00:34:49,865 00:34:52,432 Don't kid yourself. It'd never be enough. Don't kid yourself. It'd never be enough.
885 00:34:52,468 00:34:53,867 It's just... It's just...
886 00:34:53,902 00:34:55,235 It's not who you are. It's not who you are.
887 00:34:55,270 00:34:56,670 You know, maybe it's worth You know, maybe it's worth
888 00:34:56,705 00:34:59,606 giving up a lifestyle to find a real connection. giving up a lifestyle to find a real connection.
889 00:34:59,641 00:35:01,174 Mm. Mm.
890 00:35:01,210 00:35:03,276 And who says you have to choose? And who says you have to choose?
891 00:35:06,315 00:35:07,781 Why don't you have both? Why don't you have both?
892 00:35:09,818 00:35:11,451 You think that's what we have? You think that's what we have?
893 00:35:11,487 00:35:13,019 A real connection? A real connection?
894 00:35:14,923 00:35:16,556 You tell me. You tell me.
895 00:35:16,592 00:35:19,726 - Where is Alexi? Do you know? - My darling sunflower! - Where is Alexi? Do you know? - My darling sunflower!
896 00:35:19,762 00:35:21,762 Finally you came back to me. Finally you came back to me.
897 00:35:21,797 00:35:23,930 This place is so depressing without you. This place is so depressing without you.
898 00:35:23,966 00:35:25,432 - I'm sorry if I'm late. - Wish murder was legal. - I'm sorry if I'm late. - Wish murder was legal.
899 00:35:25,467 00:35:27,267 - Copy that. - Some things are worth waiting for. - Copy that. - Some things are worth waiting for.
900 00:35:27,302 00:35:28,869 Stop kissing her ass! Stop kissing her ass!
901 00:35:28,904 00:35:32,272 All right, people, let's go! Let's go! Action already! All right, people, let's go! Let's go! Action already!
902 00:35:33,642 00:35:35,742 Oh, nice of you to show up. Oh, nice of you to show up.
903 00:35:35,778 00:35:37,944 Yeah, sorry. I just... Yeah, sorry. I just...
904 00:35:37,980 00:35:41,982 Gentlemen, we only have four golden key rings, Gentlemen, we only have four golden key rings,
905 00:35:42,017 00:35:44,117 which means one of you will leave tonight which means one of you will leave tonight
906 00:35:44,153 00:35:46,253 without having unlocked Serena's heart. without having unlocked Serena's heart.
907 00:35:46,288 00:35:51,091 This was... a very tough decision. This was... a very tough decision.
908 00:35:51,126 00:35:53,460 And it honestly pains me to know that one of you And it honestly pains me to know that one of you
909 00:35:53,495 00:35:55,262 will be going home today. will be going home today.
910 00:35:55,297 00:35:57,464 Owen, I had an incredible time Owen, I had an incredible time
911 00:35:57,499 00:35:59,399 with you and Riley in Frontier Creek. with you and Riley in Frontier Creek.
912 00:35:59,434 00:36:01,434 And I will always treasure it. And I will always treasure it.
913 00:36:01,470 00:36:04,104 See? I made a perfect family, Rachel. See? I made a perfect family, Rachel.
914 00:36:05,841 00:36:06,907 Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming.
915 00:36:08,811 00:36:11,111 - Jasper. - Boom! - Jasper. - Boom!
916 00:36:11,146 00:36:12,612 You've given me a lot to think about, You've given me a lot to think about,
917 00:36:12,648 00:36:15,448 and I hope we can continue our conversation and I hope we can continue our conversation
918 00:36:15,484 00:36:16,883 moving forward. moving forward.
919 00:36:19,988 00:36:24,691 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what I call a horse race. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what I call a horse race.
920 00:36:24,726 00:36:26,426 Alexi. Alexi.
921 00:36:26,461 00:36:29,696 You know how much I love your creativity and passion. You know how much I love your creativity and passion.
922 00:36:29,731 00:36:31,698 I hope I get to see more of it. I hope I get to see more of it.
923 00:36:31,733 00:36:34,835 "Creativity." That's a good word for it. "Creativity." That's a good word for it.
924 00:36:34,870 00:36:37,671 Serena, this is the last key ring of the night. Serena, this is the last key ring of the night.
925 00:36:37,706 00:36:39,840 Dun-dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun!
926 00:36:39,875 00:36:42,142 Two men left. Two men left.
927 00:36:42,177 00:36:43,777 One, a close friend, One, a close friend,
928 00:36:43,812 00:36:46,213 and the other, a challenging lover. and the other, a challenging lover.
929 00:36:46,248 00:36:48,281 Ugh! Graham! Gross! Ugh! Graham! Gross!
930 00:36:48,317 00:36:49,317 Thank you, Graham. Thank you, Graham.
931 00:36:50,652 00:36:51,785 Zach. Zach.
932 00:36:51,820 00:36:53,353 Oh. Don't do it. Oh. Don't do it.
933 00:36:53,388 00:36:56,189 I have had such a good time with you. I have had such a good time with you.
934 00:36:56,225 00:36:59,059 But I didn't come on this show just to have fun. But I didn't come on this show just to have fun.
935 00:36:59,094 00:37:01,127 I came here to look for a husband. I came here to look for a husband.
936 00:37:01,163 00:37:03,496 I just don't see that being in the cards for us. I just don't see that being in the cards for us.
937 00:37:03,532 00:37:05,165 So, it's... it's this guy? So, it's... it's this guy?
938 00:37:05,200 00:37:06,733 Come on. Come on.
939 00:37:06,768 00:37:08,301 The fireman's cool. The fireman's cool.
940 00:37:08,337 00:37:09,803 But the rest of 'em? But the rest of 'em?
941 00:37:09,838 00:37:12,005 You got an Australian douche, You got an Australian douche,
942 00:37:12,040 00:37:15,175 you got a Russian douche, you got a British douche. you got a Russian douche, you got a British douche.
943 00:37:15,210 00:37:17,210 You got the United Nations of douche-Dom here. You got the United Nations of douche-Dom here.
944 00:37:17,246 00:37:19,312 I mean, come on. He's not wrong. I mean, come on. He's not wrong.
945 00:37:19,348 00:37:22,048 I'm telling you, fun is underrated. I'm telling you, fun is underrated.
946 00:37:22,084 00:37:24,417 In 10 years, you're gonna come crawling back. In 10 years, you're gonna come crawling back.
947 00:37:24,453 00:37:26,219 I might just take you. I might just take you.
948 00:37:29,191 00:37:31,224 Where has that been all season? Where has that been all season?
949 00:37:31,260 00:37:33,593 Oh, now I wish we could keep him. Oh, now I wish we could keep him.
950 00:37:33,629 00:37:36,563 I wasn't leaving without doing that. I wasn't leaving without doing that.
951 00:37:36,598 00:37:38,098 All right, douches. All right, douches.
952 00:37:43,605 00:37:46,606 Hey, it's, uh... Charlie, right? Hey, it's, uh... Charlie, right?
953 00:37:46,642 00:37:48,174 That depends. That depends.
954 00:37:48,210 00:37:49,743 You are consistently getting footage You are consistently getting footage
955 00:37:49,778 00:37:52,012 that my male D.P.s can't. that my male D.P.s can't.
956 00:37:52,047 00:37:54,381 I mean, they have zero problem shooting tits and ass, I mean, they have zero problem shooting tits and ass,
957 00:37:54,416 00:37:56,383 but when it comes to lighting a dick shadow, but when it comes to lighting a dick shadow,
958 00:37:56,418 00:37:59,019 they don't know squat. they don't know squat.
959 00:37:59,054 00:38:00,287 So good work. So good work.
960 00:38:02,991 00:38:04,925 Wow. Wow.
961 00:38:04,960 00:38:08,461 Last time that Quinn gave me a compliment was... Last time that Quinn gave me a compliment was...
962 00:38:08,497 00:38:10,897 Oh, yeah, that's right... never, 'cause I've never gotten one. Oh, yeah, that's right... never, 'cause I've never gotten one.
963 00:38:10,933 00:38:12,565 Ever. Ever.
964 00:38:12,601 00:38:14,601 Did you and Rachel have fun at prom? Did you and Rachel have fun at prom?
965 00:38:14,636 00:38:15,936 Whoa. What are you talking about? Whoa. What are you talking about?
966 00:38:15,971 00:38:18,538 ♪ I breathe, I feel ♪ ♪ I breathe, I feel ♪
967 00:38:18,573 00:38:19,806 Listen. Listen.
968 00:38:19,841 00:38:22,142 I see how you look at her. I see how you look at her.
969 00:38:22,177 00:38:25,578 I don't care if you still have drama going on with her. I don't care if you still have drama going on with her.
970 00:38:25,614 00:38:27,280 I'm just not gonna be a part of it. I'm just not gonna be a part of it.
971 00:38:29,584 00:38:32,919 P.S., it didn't suck being stuck in a house full of hot guys. P.S., it didn't suck being stuck in a house full of hot guys.
972 00:38:35,757 00:38:37,557 Yeah. Yeah.
973 00:38:37,592 00:38:40,060 Thanks for letting me know. Thanks for letting me know.
974 00:38:40,095 00:38:42,329 I will. I will.
975 00:38:42,364 00:38:44,264 Look, I know what you're gonna say. Look, I know what you're gonna say.
976 00:38:44,299 00:38:46,232 You're gonna say that I'm being blamey, You're gonna say that I'm being blamey,
977 00:38:46,268 00:38:48,501 but Quinn manipulated this entire thing. but Quinn manipulated this entire thing.
978 00:38:48,537 00:38:50,570 - And the worst part is... it's worked! - Rachel. - And the worst part is... it's worked! - Rachel.
979 00:38:50,605 00:38:51,147 Rachel... Rachel...
980 00:38:51,158 00:38:52,782 So what the hell do I know about creating a family? So what the hell do I know about creating a family?
981 00:38:52,808 00:38:53,840 Rachel! Rachel!
982 00:38:53,875 00:38:55,308 I got to tell you something. I got to tell you something.
983 00:38:55,344 00:38:57,310 ♪ Resembles life from time to time ♪ ♪ Resembles life from time to time ♪
984 00:38:57,346 00:38:59,846 Asa checked out of the facility. Asa checked out of the facility.
985 00:38:59,881 00:39:01,314 What? What?
986 00:39:01,350 00:39:03,950 He called your mom. She came and got him. He called your mom. She came and got him.
987 00:39:03,986 00:39:05,819 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
988 00:39:05,854 00:39:07,954 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
989 00:39:07,990 00:39:10,391 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪
990 00:39:11,226 00:39:13,226 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ ♪ Notorious peace ♪
991 00:39:13,261 00:39:18,331 ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪ ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪
992 00:39:19,835 00:39:21,301 What are you doing? What are you doing?
993 00:39:21,336 00:39:22,936 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
994 00:39:22,971 00:39:26,473 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪
995 00:39:26,508 00:39:28,475 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ ♪ Notorious peace ♪
996 00:39:28,510 00:39:30,076 ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee ♪ ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee ♪
997 00:39:30,112 00:39:35,682 ♪ P-P-P-P-Patiently be ♪ ♪ P-P-P-P-Patiently be ♪
998 00:39:43,392 00:39:44,392 Quinn? Quinn?
999 00:39:47,095 00:39:50,030 Hey, um... can we talk for a second? Hey, um... can we talk for a second?
1000 00:39:50,065 00:39:51,831 Oh, you want to talk to me? Oh, you want to talk to me?
1001 00:39:51,867 00:39:54,634 I thought I was the monster who ate babies for breakfast. I thought I was the monster who ate babies for breakfast.
1002 00:39:56,671 00:40:00,640 ♪ I stood aside, watched it come to life ♪ ♪ I stood aside, watched it come to life ♪
1003 00:40:00,675 00:40:01,735 Oh, hey!♪ With hills and lakes in its embrace ♪ Oh, hey!♪ With hills and lakes in its embrace ♪
1004 00:40:01,746 00:40:02,385 Oh, hey! Oh, hey!
1005 00:40:02,411 00:40:04,044 Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
1006 00:40:04,079 00:40:05,578 Let's go, sister. Let's go, sister.
1007 00:40:05,614 00:40:07,180 You ready to blow this joint? You ready to blow this joint?
1008 00:40:07,215 00:40:09,315 ♪ Humbled God ♪ ♪ Humbled God ♪
1009 00:40:11,420 00:40:14,888 ♪ Unknown things by the horizon ♪ Hell yes. ♪ Unknown things by the horizon ♪ Hell yes.
1010 00:40:14,923 00:40:16,823 Well, get that tight ass of yours in here. Well, get that tight ass of yours in here.
1011 00:40:19,361 00:40:21,161 Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel.
1012 00:40:21,196 00:40:22,996 Bye, Rachel. Bye, Rachel.
1013 00:40:27,069 00:40:29,402 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
1014 00:40:29,438 00:40:33,740 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1015 00:40:33,775 00:40:35,241 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ ♪ Notorious peace ♪
1016 00:40:35,277 00:40:40,180 ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪ ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪
1017 00:40:42,651 00:40:44,617 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
1018 00:40:44,653 00:40:48,388 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1019 00:40:48,423 00:40:49,923 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ ♪ Notorious peace ♪
1020 00:40:49,958 00:40:51,691 What do you want? What do you want?
1021 00:40:51,726 00:40:54,461 Hey, buddy. I saw the episode last week, and I loved it. Hey, buddy. I saw the episode last week, and I loved it.
1022 00:40:54,496 00:40:57,764 All that gay stuff... worked like gangbusters. All that gay stuff... worked like gangbusters.
1023 00:40:57,799 00:40:59,199 I'm getting calls from other groups. I'm getting calls from other groups.
1024 00:40:59,234 00:41:01,868 You are definitely on their radar. You are definitely on their radar.
1025 00:41:01,903 00:41:03,536 - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah.
1026 00:41:03,572 00:41:06,806 This is how awards campaigns are born, my friend. This is how awards campaigns are born, my friend.
1027 00:41:06,842 00:41:09,042 The story was really Quinn's idea. The story was really Quinn's idea.
1028 00:41:09,077 00:41:12,278 Just wanted to go for some deeper material. Just wanted to go for some deeper material.
1029 00:41:12,314 00:41:15,148 It's not about the content. It's about the campaign. It's not about the content. It's about the campaign.
1030 00:41:15,183 00:41:17,784 Now, lucky for you, I have deep pockets... Now, lucky for you, I have deep pockets...
1031 00:41:17,819 00:41:21,287 and enough pull to get you the top-notch P.R. push and enough pull to get you the top-notch P.R. push
1032 00:41:21,323 00:41:23,490 you need to get the gold. you need to get the gold.
1033 00:41:23,525 00:41:25,058 What's the catch? What's the catch?
1034 00:41:25,093 00:41:28,461 You need my help, and I need yours. You need my help, and I need yours.
1035 00:41:28,497 00:41:29,963 You want the Emmy. You want the Emmy.
1036 00:41:29,998 00:41:31,331 What do you want? What do you want?
1037 00:41:31,366 00:41:34,901 Quinn's head on a platter. Quinn's head on a platter.
1038 00:41:34,936 00:41:38,972 I need proof of every shady thing she has ever done. I need proof of every shady thing she has ever done.
1039 00:41:39,007 00:41:43,443 You get me the dirt, I get you the hardware. You get me the dirt, I get you the hardware.
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