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1 00:00:02,359 00:00:04,692 Rachel? What the hell's going on? Rachel? What the hell's going on?
2 00:00:04,728 00:00:06,627 Just getting my father away from his jailor. Just getting my father away from his jailor.
3 00:00:06,663 00:00:08,963 And if you follow us, I'm gonna go to the police. And if you follow us, I'm gonna go to the police.
4 00:00:08,998 00:00:10,465 JAY: You cannot wean your dad off of lithium JAY: You cannot wean your dad off of lithium
5 00:00:10,500 00:00:12,200 - here in a grip truck. - Okay, look. - here in a grip truck. - Okay, look.
6 00:00:12,235 00:00:14,475 He should've never been on those meds in the first place. He should've never been on those meds in the first place.
7 00:00:14,504 00:00:15,737 - My God, you're gorgeous. - [LAUGHS] - My God, you're gorgeous. - [LAUGHS]
8 00:00:15,772 00:00:18,005 - This is Riley... - Oh. - This is Riley... - Oh.
9 00:00:18,041 00:00:20,074 My baby girl. My baby girl.
10 00:00:20,110 00:00:22,877 This is what $400,000 looks like. This is what $400,000 looks like.
11 00:00:22,912 00:00:25,079 I need you to know that that bet, I need you to know that that bet,
12 00:00:25,115 00:00:27,048 none of it means anything compared to you. none of it means anything compared to you.
13 00:00:27,083 00:00:28,216 Why so sad? Why so sad?
14 00:00:28,251 00:00:31,018 - Sissy no bounce? - We broke up. - Sissy no bounce? - We broke up.
15 00:00:31,054 00:00:34,655 This is what always makes me feel better. This is what always makes me feel better.
16 00:00:34,691 00:00:37,158 This Emmy thing... I think this is my one shot This Emmy thing... I think this is my one shot
17 00:00:37,193 00:00:38,893 at leaving a legacy to my son, at leaving a legacy to my son,
18 00:00:38,928 00:00:40,595 who I'll probably never see again. who I'll probably never see again.
19 00:00:40,630 00:00:42,930 You can win an Emmy. You can see your son. You can win an Emmy. You can see your son.
20 00:00:42,966 00:00:44,699 But you have to fight. But you have to fight.
21 00:00:44,734 00:00:46,834 You stay right where you are. Don't you come near me. You stay right where you are. Don't you come near me.
22 00:00:46,870 00:00:48,703 I see you. What are you doing to her? I see you. What are you doing to her?
23 00:00:48,738 00:00:50,171 - I tried to protect you. - Dad. - I tried to protect you. - Dad.
24 00:00:50,206 00:00:51,406 - I couldn't protect you before. - Dad, it's okay. - I couldn't protect you before. - Dad, it's okay.
25 00:00:51,441 00:00:52,881 Sweetheart, it happened in my house! Sweetheart, it happened in my house!
26 00:00:52,909 00:00:54,575 It should've been the safest place of all for you. It should've been the safest place of all for you.
27 00:00:54,611 00:00:55,611 It's okay. Come on, Dad. It's okay. Come on, Dad.
28 00:00:55,645 00:00:56,711 It's too much, Rach. It's too much, Rach.
29 00:00:56,746 00:00:58,880 No, it's fine, Dad, really. No, it's fine, Dad, really.
30 00:00:58,915 00:01:00,581 It's what you need. It's what you need.
31 00:01:00,617 00:01:03,151 ♪♪ ♪♪
32 00:01:07,657 00:01:09,056 Hey, Dad. How's it going? Hey, Dad. How's it going?
33 00:01:09,092 00:01:10,591 It's going good. It's going good.
34 00:01:10,627 00:01:12,527 Well, it's just going like yesterday, I guess. Well, it's just going like yesterday, I guess.
35 00:01:12,562 00:01:14,128 I know I've been calling a lot. I know I've been calling a lot.
36 00:01:14,164 00:01:15,596 I'm worried about you. I'm worried about you.
37 00:01:15,632 00:01:17,265 No, don't... don't do that. No, don't... don't do that.
38 00:01:17,300 00:01:19,434 You know, everybody says I'm... You know, everybody says I'm...
39 00:01:19,469 00:01:22,303 I'm taking very well to the titrating, so... I'm taking very well to the titrating, so...
40 00:01:22,338 00:01:24,272 I'm gonna be off these drugs before you know it. I'm gonna be off these drugs before you know it.
41 00:01:24,307 00:01:26,340 That's great. Dad, no, that's really good. That's great. Dad, no, that's really good.
42 00:01:26,376 00:01:29,043 A-And what do they say? Do they say, like, a few more weeks? A-And what do they say? Do they say, like, a few more weeks?
43 00:01:30,780 00:01:33,080 Uh... yeah. Uh... yeah.
44 00:01:33,116 00:01:34,100 Rach, I don't know. I, uh... Rach, I don't know. I, uh...
45 00:01:34,111 00:01:35,726 No, look, Dad. Listen to me. I do, okay? No, look, Dad. Listen to me. I do, okay?
46 00:01:35,752 00:01:38,252 I talked to your doctor, and he completely agrees with me. I talked to your doctor, and he completely agrees with me.
47 00:01:38,288 00:01:40,621 You never should've been on lithium in the first place. You never should've been on lithium in the first place.
48 00:01:40,657 00:01:42,423 Just hang in there, okay? Just hang in there, okay?
49 00:01:42,459 00:01:43,758 Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay.
50 00:01:43,793 00:01:46,727 All right. I'll call you again tomorrow. All right. I'll call you again tomorrow.
51 00:01:46,763 00:01:48,629 I love you, Dad. I love you, Dad.
52 00:01:48,665 00:01:49,997 I love you, too, sweetheart. I love you, too, sweetheart.
53 00:01:50,033 00:01:52,633 [CLICK] [CLICK]
54 00:01:52,669 00:01:54,602 - [PANTING] - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] - [PANTING] - [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
55 00:01:54,637 00:01:55,903 [DOOR OPENS] [DOOR OPENS]
56 00:01:55,939 00:01:56,939 [DOOR CLOSES] [DOOR CLOSES]
57 00:01:58,975 00:01:59,975 Are you okay? Are you okay?
58 00:02:00,009 00:02:02,009 Yeah. Yeah.
59 00:02:02,045 00:02:03,945 - Did you talk to your dad? - I did. - Did you talk to your dad? - I did.
60 00:02:03,980 00:02:06,013 He seems a little bit lonely, He seems a little bit lonely,
61 00:02:06,049 00:02:09,417 but I really think he's doing great. but I really think he's doing great.
62 00:02:09,452 00:02:10,785 - Good. - Mm-hmm. - Good. - Mm-hmm.
63 00:02:10,820 00:02:12,653 'Cause it's hometown dates. 'Cause it's hometown dates.
64 00:02:12,689 00:02:15,122 - You sure you're up for this? - 100%. - You sure you're up for this? - 100%.
65 00:02:15,158 00:02:16,691 [PANTING CONTINUES] [PANTING CONTINUES]
66 00:02:16,726 00:02:17,825 [MOANING] [MOANING]
67 00:02:17,861 00:02:18,893 Great. Great.
68 00:02:18,928 00:02:20,962 [PANTING QUICKENS] [PANTING QUICKENS]
69 00:02:21,047 00:02:22,212 And... And...
70 00:02:22,310 00:02:24,043 - [GRUNTS LOUDLY] - there you go. - [GRUNTS LOUDLY] - there you go.
71 00:02:26,469 00:02:31,005 ♪♪ ♪♪
72 00:02:31,040 00:02:33,274 [SIGHS DEEPLY] [SIGHS DEEPLY]
73 00:02:33,309 00:02:34,309 Hmm. Hmm.
74 00:02:35,712 00:02:37,211 [DOOR OPENS] [DOOR OPENS]
75 00:02:38,405 00:02:42,841 ♪ I'm going down, deeper still ♪ ♪ I'm going down, deeper still ♪
76 00:02:42,877 00:02:44,243 Oh. Hi. Oh. Hi.
77 00:02:44,278 00:02:45,944 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
78 00:02:45,980 00:02:47,346 Oh. Okay. Oh. Okay.
79 00:02:47,381 00:02:48,981 Now, I know I don't play for this team, Now, I know I don't play for this team,
80 00:02:49,016 00:02:51,950 but damn if I don't appreciate the eye candy. but damn if I don't appreciate the eye candy.
81 00:02:51,986 00:02:53,285 [GROANS] [GROANS]
82 00:02:53,320 00:02:56,755 Look, I actually do work here, okay? Look, I actually do work here, okay?
83 00:02:56,790 00:02:58,123 Mm. Mm.
84 00:02:58,159 00:03:00,025 This is really impressive, Quinn King. This is really impressive, Quinn King.
85 00:03:00,060 00:03:02,661 Yeah. Well, why don't you stick around for the day? Yeah. Well, why don't you stick around for the day?
86 00:03:02,696 00:03:04,096 See how it's done. See how it's done.
87 00:03:04,131 00:03:05,464 You know, unless you have somewhere else to be. You know, unless you have somewhere else to be.
88 00:03:05,499 00:03:06,965 [LAUGHING] Yeah. [LAUGHING] Yeah.
89 00:03:07,001 00:03:08,934 Nowhere that looks this good with its shirt off. Nowhere that looks this good with its shirt off.
90 00:03:08,969 00:03:10,969 [LAUGHS] I'll tell you that much. [LAUGHS] I'll tell you that much.
91 00:03:11,005 00:03:12,070 [GRUNTS] [GRUNTS]
92 00:03:13,841 00:03:15,674 All right, hometown dates. Pitch me, people. All right, hometown dates. Pitch me, people.
93 00:03:15,709 00:03:17,643 - Well, I mean, it's got to be Owen. - [GROANS] - Well, I mean, it's got to be Owen. - [GROANS]
94 00:03:17,678 00:03:19,778 We've got this gorgeous single dad, We've got this gorgeous single dad,
95 00:03:19,813 00:03:21,313 he's got an adorable daughter. he's got an adorable daughter.
96 00:03:21,348 00:03:23,148 She's never had a mother before. She's never had a mother before.
97 00:03:23,184 00:03:25,851 And we make an entire family for this little girl. And we make an entire family for this little girl.
98 00:03:25,886 00:03:27,386 Yeah, 'cause nothing says "romance" Yeah, 'cause nothing says "romance"
99 00:03:27,421 00:03:29,988 like crayon stains in Nowheresville, Colorado. like crayon stains in Nowheresville, Colorado.
100 00:03:30,024 00:03:31,857 It is so boring! It is so boring!
101 00:03:31,892 00:03:33,492 Let's go to the U.K., baby... Let's go to the U.K., baby...
102 00:03:33,527 00:03:35,794 Jasper's family's country house in the Cotswolds. Jasper's family's country house in the Cotswolds.
103 00:03:35,829 00:03:38,363 Like, Serena is, like, this close to forgiving him. Like, Serena is, like, this close to forgiving him.
104 00:03:38,399 00:03:40,399 I just think... You know, I really think it should be Zach, though. I just think... You know, I really think it should be Zach, though.
105 00:03:40,434 00:03:42,000 - Of course you do. - Shocker. - Of course you do. - Shocker.
106 00:03:42,036 00:03:44,503 Well, he's so cute. And he would be great for her brand. Well, he's so cute. And he would be great for her brand.
107 00:03:44,538 00:03:46,205 Right, and he's also your last guy. Right, and he's also your last guy.
108 00:03:46,240 00:03:47,973 - Mm-hmm. - He is a Millennial dream. - Mm-hmm. - He is a Millennial dream.
109 00:03:48,008 00:03:50,642 - He has 3.8... - BOTH: 3.8 million followers. - He has 3.8... - BOTH: 3.8 million followers.
110 00:03:50,678 00:03:52,644 We are all aware, Madison. We are all aware, Madison.
111 00:03:52,680 00:03:54,880 Fiona, what do you think? Fiona, what do you think?
112 00:03:54,915 00:03:57,316 - Come on up. - Okay. - Come on up. - Okay.
113 00:03:57,351 00:03:58,850 Let's see. Let's see.
114 00:04:00,054 00:04:01,420 I say you go fireman. I say you go fireman.
115 00:04:01,455 00:04:02,821 Thank you. Thank you.
116 00:04:02,856 00:04:05,424 Silicon Valley powerhouse gives it all up Silicon Valley powerhouse gives it all up
117 00:04:05,459 00:04:08,927 to become a mom with a veteran from Small Town USA, to become a mom with a veteran from Small Town USA,
118 00:04:08,963 00:04:11,163 - healing a divided nation. - Mnh-mnh. - healing a divided nation. - Mnh-mnh.
119 00:04:11,198 00:04:12,764 Or the death of feminism. Or the death of feminism.
120 00:04:12,800 00:04:14,099 Both very hot right now. Both very hot right now.
121 00:04:14,134 00:04:15,601 Okay, but that's not what this would be. Okay, but that's not what this would be.
122 00:04:15,636 00:04:17,536 This would be making a family This would be making a family
123 00:04:17,571 00:04:19,838 for a young girl who's never had a real mother. for a young girl who's never had a real mother.
124 00:04:19,873 00:04:21,607 Either way, I mean, it's got to be worth, what, Either way, I mean, it's got to be worth, what,
125 00:04:21,642 00:04:23,508 two, three points in the demo? two, three points in the demo?
126 00:04:23,544 00:04:25,744 There's not gonna be a dry eye from here to Peoria. There's not gonna be a dry eye from here to Peoria.
127 00:04:25,779 00:04:27,412 - I like the sound of that! - [SNAPS FINGERS] - I like the sound of that! - [SNAPS FINGERS]
128 00:04:27,448 00:04:30,716 Chet. You put on pants this morning. How refreshing. Chet. You put on pants this morning. How refreshing.
129 00:04:30,751 00:04:32,918 You tucked your dick into yours. You tucked your dick into yours.
130 00:04:32,953 00:04:34,052 How nice. How nice.
131 00:04:34,088 00:04:36,221 Jealous it's bigger? Jealous it's bigger?
132 00:04:36,257 00:04:37,689 Touché, sir. Touché, sir.
133 00:04:37,725 00:04:39,725 Uh, can I talk to you in private for a second? Uh, can I talk to you in private for a second?
134 00:04:39,760 00:04:41,293 Uh, sure. And you... Uh, sure. And you...
135 00:04:41,328 00:04:43,228 Owen's the one, so go sell your girl. Owen's the one, so go sell your girl.
136 00:04:43,264 00:04:44,696 RACHEL: Do you hear that? Owen's the one. RACHEL: Do you hear that? Owen's the one.
137 00:04:44,732 00:04:45,764 You hear that? You want me to say it again? You hear that? You want me to say it again?
138 00:04:45,799 00:04:47,032 - I heard! - Owen's the one. - I heard! - Owen's the one.
139 00:04:47,067 00:04:49,134 [CLEARS THROAT] [CLEARS THROAT]
140 00:04:49,169 00:04:50,202 All right. All right.
141 00:04:51,405 00:04:53,138 I decided to take your advice. I decided to take your advice.
142 00:04:53,173 00:04:55,407 I called my attorney, and I'm gonna ask I called my attorney, and I'm gonna ask
143 00:04:55,442 00:04:57,976 for supervised visitation with my son. for supervised visitation with my son.
144 00:04:58,012 00:04:59,478 Wow. Good for you. Wow. Good for you.
145 00:04:59,513 00:05:02,614 I'm sober. I'm taking parenting classes. I'm sober. I'm taking parenting classes.
146 00:05:02,650 00:05:04,283 There's just one thing. There's just one thing.
147 00:05:04,318 00:05:07,586 My attorney says... My attorney says...
148 00:05:07,621 00:05:09,621 I need a character witness. I need a character witness.
149 00:05:13,294 00:05:16,094 [LAUGHS] What, a-are you asking me [LAUGHS] What, a-are you asking me
150 00:05:16,130 00:05:17,929 to be your character witness? to be your character witness?
151 00:05:17,965 00:05:20,216 Who else? I mean, we were together for 10 years! Who else? I mean, we were together for 10 years!
152 00:05:20,227 00:05:20,976 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
153 00:05:21,001 00:05:22,401 Nobody knows me better. Nobody knows me better.
154 00:05:22,436 00:05:24,503 Okay, I was your mistress, all right? Okay, I was your mistress, all right?
155 00:05:24,538 00:05:26,071 That's not exactly an ace in the hole. That's not exactly an ace in the hole.
156 00:05:26,106 00:05:27,906 No, that's the point. No, that's the point.
157 00:05:27,941 00:05:32,077 W-We're no longer together, so you have no vested interest. W-We're no longer together, so you have no vested interest.
158 00:05:32,112 00:05:33,745 You know, I-I don't know, Chet. You know, I-I don't know, Chet.
159 00:05:33,781 00:05:35,647 I don't know. I don't know.
160 00:05:35,683 00:05:37,616 My attorney says that you're my best shot. My attorney says that you're my best shot.
161 00:05:39,453 00:05:41,586 Because you're my only shot, really. Because you're my only shot, really.
162 00:05:41,622 00:05:45,457 ♪♪ ♪♪
163 00:05:45,492 00:05:48,327 I'm baring my soul here. I'm baring my soul here.
164 00:05:48,362 00:05:49,761 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
165 00:05:49,797 00:05:51,897 You still have one of those? You still have one of those?
166 00:05:51,932 00:05:53,932 I want a relationship with my son. I want a relationship with my son.
167 00:05:56,537 00:05:58,337 Fine. Are we done? Fine. Are we done?
168 00:05:58,372 00:05:59,638 Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
169 00:05:59,673 00:06:02,140 Oh! Thank you. Oh! Thank you.
170 00:06:02,176 00:06:04,209 Mm. Mm.
171 00:06:04,244 00:06:05,777 Okay. All right, all right. Okay. All right, all right.
172 00:06:05,813 00:06:07,446 Look, don't make me regret it. Look, don't make me regret it.
173 00:06:07,481 00:06:09,614 Ohh. Ohh.
174 00:06:09,650 00:06:11,550 I really think that you should pick Owen. I really think that you should pick Owen.
175 00:06:11,585 00:06:12,851 - Owen? - Yeah. - Owen? - Yeah.
176 00:06:12,886 00:06:14,486 I think there's got to be a reason I think there's got to be a reason
177 00:06:14,521 00:06:17,022 why you guys had that connection on the first night. why you guys had that connection on the first night.
178 00:06:17,057 00:06:19,157 I don't know. We are really different people. I don't know. We are really different people.
179 00:06:19,193 00:06:21,293 I mean, he's a really good guy. I mean, he's a really good guy.
180 00:06:21,328 00:06:23,495 I mean, he's a simple guy... I mean, he's a simple guy...
181 00:06:23,530 00:06:25,831 in the best possible way, just like your father. in the best possible way, just like your father.
182 00:06:25,866 00:06:28,142 You said that your parents have been married, like, 40 years? You said that your parents have been married, like, 40 years?
183 00:06:28,153 00:06:28,910 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
184 00:06:28,936 00:06:31,570 And you got to want that for yourself. And you got to want that for yourself.
185 00:06:31,605 00:06:33,338 Is this what Quinn wants or what you want? Is this what Quinn wants or what you want?
186 00:06:33,374 00:06:35,507 - Honestly? Both. - Mm-hmm. - Honestly? Both. - Mm-hmm.
187 00:06:35,542 00:06:37,409 But that doesn't mean that it's the wrong choice. But that doesn't mean that it's the wrong choice.
188 00:06:37,444 00:06:38,844 Trust me on this. Trust me on this.
189 00:06:38,879 00:06:41,513 He could be the one. He could be the one.
190 00:06:41,548 00:06:47,018 Five suitors, four continents, but only one hometown date. Five suitors, four continents, but only one hometown date.
191 00:06:47,054 00:06:49,888 Serena must decide today which man will not only give her Serena must decide today which man will not only give her
192 00:06:49,923 00:06:51,390 the key to his home... the key to his home...
193 00:06:51,425 00:06:55,060 but also to his heart. but also to his heart.
194 00:06:55,095 00:06:58,196 I've thought a lot about what the hometown date really means. I've thought a lot about what the hometown date really means.
195 00:06:58,232 00:07:01,600 Um, it's a chance for me to see how I fit into your lives Um, it's a chance for me to see how I fit into your lives
196 00:07:01,635 00:07:04,369 and into the lives of those who love you the most. and into the lives of those who love you the most.
197 00:07:04,405 00:07:06,905 So, with that in mind, So, with that in mind,
198 00:07:06,940 00:07:09,608 the place that I most want to go... the place that I most want to go...
199 00:07:09,643 00:07:11,910 is Frontier Creek, Colorado. is Frontier Creek, Colorado.
200 00:07:14,248 00:07:16,181 Owen, will you take me home? Owen, will you take me home?
201 00:07:16,216 00:07:17,516 Umm... Umm...
202 00:07:19,319 00:07:20,919 Rachel, what is happening? Rachel, what is happening?
203 00:07:20,954 00:07:23,255 Your boy is about to tank my heartland hometown. Your boy is about to tank my heartland hometown.
204 00:07:23,290 00:07:24,956 I'm sorry. Can we... can we cut? I'm sorry. Can we... can we cut?
205 00:07:24,992 00:07:27,225 No! No, we cannot cut! No! No, we cannot cut!
206 00:07:27,261 00:07:28,527 Yeah, w-we're not cutting, dude. Yeah, w-we're not cutting, dude.
207 00:07:28,562 00:07:30,529 Well, I-I'm gonna need a second, so... Well, I-I'm gonna need a second, so...
208 00:07:30,564 00:07:32,130 No... Jeremy, go! Follow him! No... Jeremy, go! Follow him!
209 00:07:32,166 00:07:33,698 Do not let him out of your sight! Do not let him out of your sight!
210 00:07:33,734 00:07:34,866 - Go! Go! Go! - Owen! - Go! Go! Go! - Owen!
211 00:07:34,902 00:07:36,301 [INDISTINCT TALKING] [INDISTINCT TALKING]
212 00:07:36,336 00:07:37,736 Owen. What's going on? Owen. What's going on?
213 00:07:37,771 00:07:39,471 Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
214 00:07:39,506 00:07:42,541 You know, it's just, I... You know, it's just, I...
215 00:07:42,576 00:07:44,443 I'm just not sure about some of your choices. I'm just not sure about some of your choices.
216 00:07:44,478 00:07:46,144 [LAUGHING] What does that mean? [LAUGHING] What does that mean?
217 00:07:46,180 00:07:49,281 It means you found out that Jasper was here on a bet, It means you found out that Jasper was here on a bet,
218 00:07:49,316 00:07:50,582 and then you kept him... and then you kept him...
219 00:07:50,617 00:07:52,451 after he bought his way back in. after he bought his way back in.
220 00:07:52,486 00:07:54,553 - Is this a guy with a conscience? - [LAUGHS] - Is this a guy with a conscience? - [LAUGHS]
221 00:07:54,588 00:07:56,121 The peonies? The peonies?
222 00:07:56,156 00:07:58,156 That was him trying to apologize. It was sweet. That was him trying to apologize. It was sweet.
223 00:07:58,192 00:07:59,791 - Of course you thought that. - [GROANS] - Of course you thought that. - [GROANS]
224 00:07:59,827 00:08:01,159 Because it's him. Because it's him.
225 00:08:01,195 00:08:03,428 Because you guys know the same people. Because you guys know the same people.
226 00:08:03,464 00:08:06,731 - You went to the same schools. - That is not why I forgave him. - You went to the same schools. - That is not why I forgave him.
227 00:08:06,767 00:08:08,433 You were a bet, Serena. You were a bet, Serena.
228 00:08:08,469 00:08:10,936 Jasper didn't even know who I was when he made that bet! Jasper didn't even know who I was when he made that bet!
229 00:08:10,971 00:08:12,604 And that's my point! And that's my point!
230 00:08:12,639 00:08:13,905 He's still the guy that would've slept He's still the guy that would've slept
231 00:08:13,941 00:08:15,140 with anyone to win a bet. with anyone to win a bet.
232 00:08:15,175 00:08:16,675 And if you're really okay with that, And if you're really okay with that,
233 00:08:16,710 00:08:17,943 I don't think you're the kind of person who I want I don't think you're the kind of person who I want
234 00:08:17,978 00:08:19,911 to take home to my daughter. to take home to my daughter.
235 00:08:19,947 00:08:21,813 Oh, great! Oh, great!
236 00:08:21,849 00:08:22,914 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
237 00:08:22,950 00:08:24,649 You need to fix this, Rachel. You need to fix this, Rachel.
238 00:08:31,792 00:08:32,924 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
239 00:08:32,960 00:08:34,125 RACHEL: Serena? Oh, my God. RACHEL: Serena? Oh, my God.
240 00:08:34,161 00:08:35,627 Honestly, I'm, like, so sorry. Honestly, I'm, like, so sorry.
241 00:08:35,662 00:08:37,195 I had no idea that that was gonna happen. I had no idea that that was gonna happen.
242 00:08:37,231 00:08:38,430 Like, that was not a setup, okay? Like, that was not a setup, okay?
243 00:08:38,465 00:08:40,131 - I promise. - I-I know. I know. - I promise. - I-I know. I know.
244 00:08:40,167 00:08:42,200 But what Owen said, that was completely unfair. But what Owen said, that was completely unfair.
245 00:08:42,236 00:08:43,969 No, that was completely fair. No, that was completely fair.
246 00:08:44,004 00:08:45,804 I mean, I have been making allowances for Jasper I mean, I have been making allowances for Jasper
247 00:08:45,839 00:08:48,139 that I-I wouldn't make for anyone else. that I-I wouldn't make for anyone else.
248 00:08:48,175 00:08:50,675 I'm gonna head back out there. I'll talk to Owen. I'm gonna head back out there. I'll talk to Owen.
249 00:08:50,711 00:08:52,844 - I'll get him back on board. - No, I will. - I'll get him back on board. - No, I will.
250 00:08:52,880 00:08:54,212 I want to talk to Owen. I want to talk to Owen.
251 00:08:54,248 00:08:56,948 Yeah, I w-want to talk to him myself. Yeah, I w-want to talk to him myself.
252 00:08:56,984 00:08:58,850 I need a camera on Serena... now. I need a camera on Serena... now.
253 00:09:03,156 00:09:04,656 [EXHALES SHARPLY] [EXHALES SHARPLY]
254 00:09:04,691 00:09:05,891 Hi. Hi.
255 00:09:05,926 00:09:08,493 It's hard to get away in this place. It's hard to get away in this place.
256 00:09:08,529 00:09:10,827 Look, I'm sorry about what I said. It was... Look, I'm sorry about what I said. It was...
257 00:09:10,838 00:09:11,673 No. No, no. No. No, no.
258 00:09:11,698 00:09:14,065 You were exactly right. You were exactly right.
259 00:09:14,101 00:09:16,401 The truth is, I've dated guys like Jasper my whole life, The truth is, I've dated guys like Jasper my whole life,
260 00:09:16,436 00:09:18,637 and it's gotten me nowhere. and it's gotten me nowhere.
261 00:09:18,672 00:09:21,039 I mean, it's you that I want to go home with. I mean, it's you that I want to go home with.
262 00:09:21,074 00:09:22,841 I mean, you've... you've been there for me I mean, you've... you've been there for me
263 00:09:22,876 00:09:24,676 since the first night. since the first night.
264 00:09:24,711 00:09:28,680 And... honestly, I've neglected you. And... honestly, I've neglected you.
265 00:09:28,715 00:09:29,814 I don't know why, I don't know why,
266 00:09:29,850 00:09:31,416 but it is so clear but it is so clear
267 00:09:31,451 00:09:35,153 that you are the only truly good man here. that you are the only truly good man here.
268 00:09:35,188 00:09:37,989 I'm just really sorry that I didn't realize it till now. I'm just really sorry that I didn't realize it till now.
269 00:09:38,025 00:09:39,524 Will you give me another chance? Will you give me another chance?
270 00:09:39,560 00:09:42,193 Take me home with you. Let me meet Riley. Take me home with you. Let me meet Riley.
271 00:09:42,229 00:09:45,230 This is good, Rachel! Look at you! This is good, Rachel! Look at you!
272 00:09:45,265 00:09:47,265 I think... I think...
273 00:09:47,301 00:09:49,100 that Riley's gonna love you. that Riley's gonna love you.
274 00:09:49,136 00:09:51,403 She made that almost seem believable. She made that almost seem believable.
275 00:09:51,438 00:09:52,604 And... cut! And... cut!
276 00:09:52,639 00:09:54,372 See? Come on. It's real between them. See? Come on. It's real between them.
277 00:09:54,408 00:09:56,274 Well, real or not, whatever gets her Well, real or not, whatever gets her
278 00:09:56,310 00:09:58,510 all Rocky Mountain High is fine by me. all Rocky Mountain High is fine by me.
279 00:09:58,545 00:10:00,445 W... Uh, who's Riley? Is she the kid? W... Uh, who's Riley? Is she the kid?
280 00:10:00,480 00:10:02,547 Mm-hmm. She's Owen's daughter. She's so cute. Mm-hmm. She's Owen's daughter. She's so cute.
281 00:10:02,583 00:10:04,416 She loves dogs. She hates clowns. She loves dogs. She hates clowns.
282 00:10:04,451 00:10:06,551 I mean, your adorable, typical 6-year-old. I mean, your adorable, typical 6-year-old.
283 00:10:06,587 00:10:08,620 Okay! All right, people! Let's go! Okay! All right, people! Let's go!
284 00:10:08,655 00:10:10,055 I need everybody to make sure they take I need everybody to make sure they take
285 00:10:10,090 00:10:11,556 their altitude-sickness pills. their altitude-sickness pills.
286 00:10:11,592 00:10:13,858 I don't another Peru debacle. I don't another Peru debacle.
287 00:10:13,886 00:10:15,464 Good trip, everyone! Good trip, everyone!
288 00:10:19,053 00:10:19,633 MAN: Final call. Buses and trucks are MAN: Final call. Buses and trucks are
289 00:10:19,644 00:10:22,474 leaving for the airport in five minutes. leaving for the airport in five minutes.
290 00:10:22,925 00:10:23,925 Jay! Jay!
291 00:10:23,967 00:10:25,667 No hard feelings, bud. No hard feelings, bud.
292 00:10:25,694 00:10:27,828 I know you had your heart set on merry old England. I know you had your heart set on merry old England.
293 00:10:27,863 00:10:29,496 I thought for sure you were gonna send in Jasper I thought for sure you were gonna send in Jasper
294 00:10:29,531 00:10:30,998 - during Serena's apology. - Please. I don't care. - during Serena's apology. - Please. I don't care.
295 00:10:31,033 00:10:32,766 It gives me time to work on "Passport to Dance." It gives me time to work on "Passport to Dance."
296 00:10:32,801 00:10:34,601 But you have fun freezing your ass off. But you have fun freezing your ass off.
297 00:10:34,637 00:10:36,737 [SMOOCHES] Bye! [SMOOCHES] Bye!
298 00:10:39,275 00:10:40,407 JEREMY: Doc. JEREMY: Doc.
299 00:10:40,442 00:10:41,475 Hey. Hey.
300 00:10:41,510 00:10:42,743 How's Rachel? How's Rachel?
301 00:10:42,778 00:10:44,511 Yeah, Serena's in the other van. Yeah, Serena's in the other van.
302 00:10:44,546 00:10:46,847 That whole thing that happened with her dad... That whole thing that happened with her dad...
303 00:10:46,882 00:10:48,282 Yeah. Listen, Jeremy. Yeah. Listen, Jeremy.
304 00:10:48,317 00:10:50,450 Um, I understand your concern, Um, I understand your concern,
305 00:10:50,486 00:10:53,253 but I think it's best for you but I think it's best for you
306 00:10:53,289 00:10:56,590 if you kept a little distance from Rachel. if you kept a little distance from Rachel.
307 00:10:56,625 00:10:58,926 Oh, because you're the only one that can save her now? Oh, because you're the only one that can save her now?
308 00:11:00,195 00:11:01,828 Have a good trip. Have a good trip.
309 00:11:06,702 00:11:08,201 Hey, babe. Hey, babe.
310 00:11:08,237 00:11:10,003 Do you think this jacket's warm enough for Colorado? Do you think this jacket's warm enough for Colorado?
311 00:11:10,039 00:11:12,139 Or should I bring my down? Or should I bring my down?
312 00:11:12,174 00:11:13,774 All right, I'll see you guys there. I'll see you guys. All right, I'll see you guys there. I'll see you guys.
313 00:11:13,809 00:11:15,309 Um... Um...
314 00:11:15,344 00:11:18,011 You know, actually... neither. You know, actually... neither.
315 00:11:18,047 00:11:20,814 They want you to stay here and shoot "A" cam at the mansion. They want you to stay here and shoot "A" cam at the mansion.
316 00:11:20,849 00:11:22,215 Your name's gonna be on the call sheet. Your name's gonna be on the call sheet.
317 00:11:22,251 00:11:24,451 It's a legit promotion, if you're up for it. It's a legit promotion, if you're up for it.
318 00:11:24,486 00:11:26,687 This is huge! Of course I'm up for it! This is huge! Of course I'm up for it!
319 00:11:28,691 00:11:29,790 Thank you. Thank you.
320 00:11:30,926 00:11:32,125 You guys ready? You guys ready?
321 00:11:32,161 00:11:34,027 Let's get this party started! Let's get this party started!
322 00:11:35,431 00:11:36,863 [WHISTLES] [WHISTLES]
323 00:11:36,899 00:11:39,032 [LAUGHING] Nice! [LAUGHING] Nice!
324 00:11:39,068 00:11:41,868 A real step up from the assistants pool, King. A real step up from the assistants pool, King.
325 00:11:41,904 00:11:45,539 Yeah, I knew I had made it when I got my own bar cart. Yeah, I knew I had made it when I got my own bar cart.
326 00:11:45,574 00:11:47,240 [LAUGHING] Oh, man. [LAUGHING] Oh, man.
327 00:11:47,276 00:11:51,078 Your deadbeat dad must be up your ass looking for handouts. Your deadbeat dad must be up your ass looking for handouts.
328 00:11:51,113 00:11:52,879 How is Randy? How is Randy?
329 00:11:52,915 00:11:54,381 Actually, he's dead. Actually, he's dead.
330 00:11:54,416 00:11:55,682 [LAUGHS] Ohh! [LAUGHS] Ohh!
331 00:11:55,718 00:11:57,884 Damn. I'm sorry. I didn't... Damn. I'm sorry. I didn't...
332 00:11:57,920 00:11:59,319 Wait. Wait.
333 00:11:59,355 00:12:01,555 You talk to your mom at the funeral? You talk to your mom at the funeral?
334 00:12:01,590 00:12:03,223 - How'd that go? - Well, it was great. - How'd that go? - Well, it was great.
335 00:12:03,258 00:12:05,892 'Cause she didn't show, as usual. 'Cause she didn't show, as usual.
336 00:12:05,928 00:12:06,928 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
337 00:12:06,962 00:12:09,730 - Uh, listen. - Hmm? - Uh, listen. - Hmm?
338 00:12:09,765 00:12:13,367 I have a proposition for you. I have a proposition for you.
339 00:12:13,402 00:12:15,002 I'm so flattered, honey. I'm so flattered, honey.
340 00:12:15,037 00:12:16,570 But you're not my type. But you're not my type.
341 00:12:16,605 00:12:19,172 [LAUGHS] It is a business proposition. [LAUGHS] It is a business proposition.
342 00:12:19,208 00:12:21,441 - Look, Gary promised me four shows... - Mm-hmm. - Look, Gary promised me four shows... - Mm-hmm.
343 00:12:21,477 00:12:22,909 And now I got to deliver. And now I got to deliver.
344 00:12:22,945 00:12:26,847 So, what do you say you and I partner up So, what do you say you and I partner up
345 00:12:26,882 00:12:29,383 and we burn down this boys club together? and we burn down this boys club together?
346 00:12:29,418 00:12:31,018 Quinn, uh... Quinn, uh...
347 00:12:31,053 00:12:33,053 You said that you wanted to get back into scripted, You said that you wanted to get back into scripted,
348 00:12:33,088 00:12:34,721 and I am up for that, too. and I am up for that, too.
349 00:12:36,158 00:12:38,358 - I can't. - Why not? - I can't. - Why not?
350 00:12:38,394 00:12:40,093 I only want to get back into scripted I only want to get back into scripted
351 00:12:40,129 00:12:42,295 if I can make high-end, premium content. if I can make high-end, premium content.
352 00:12:42,331 00:12:43,930 And that's not your brand. And that's not your brand.
353 00:12:43,966 00:12:46,400 I am trying to make that my brand. I am trying to make that my brand.
354 00:12:46,435 00:12:48,101 [CHUCKLING] Quinn. [CHUCKLING] Quinn.
355 00:12:48,137 00:12:50,570 "Everlasting" is a schlocky dating show. "Everlasting" is a schlocky dating show.
356 00:12:50,606 00:12:53,140 "Will she find love?" Who cares? "Will she find love?" Who cares?
357 00:12:53,175 00:12:56,710 The kinds of stories I'm talking about strike a cultural chord. The kinds of stories I'm talking about strike a cultural chord.
358 00:12:56,745 00:12:58,311 They mean more, go deeper. They mean more, go deeper.
359 00:12:58,347 00:13:01,214 Excuse me, but I am finding a mommy Excuse me, but I am finding a mommy
360 00:13:01,250 00:13:03,383 for Little Orphan What's-Her-Face. for Little Orphan What's-Her-Face.
361 00:13:03,419 00:13:04,651 That is deep. That is deep.
362 00:13:04,686 00:13:06,153 Quinn, you can't seriously believe Quinn, you can't seriously believe
363 00:13:06,188 00:13:07,320 what Rachel is selling? what Rachel is selling?
364 00:13:07,356 00:13:09,156 I mean, she's kind of a nutjob. I mean, she's kind of a nutjob.
365 00:13:09,191 00:13:11,258 America's gonna eat it up. America's gonna eat it up.
366 00:13:11,293 00:13:14,161 I can serve high-end without putting people to sleep I can serve high-end without putting people to sleep
367 00:13:14,196 00:13:16,430 with this PBS euthanasia crap. with this PBS euthanasia crap.
368 00:13:16,465 00:13:18,131 You really think this show is that good? You really think this show is that good?
369 00:13:18,167 00:13:20,167 No. I am. No. I am.
370 00:13:20,202 00:13:23,236 ♪♪ ♪♪
371 00:13:23,272 00:13:25,739 Hey, Rach, uh... Hey, Rach, uh...
372 00:13:25,774 00:13:27,474 I just want to see, how's your dad doing? I just want to see, how's your dad doing?
373 00:13:27,509 00:13:29,976 - Um, he's great, actually, he is. - Yeah? - Um, he's great, actually, he is. - Yeah?
374 00:13:30,012 00:13:34,581 Yeah. Um, look, I just wanted to thank you for, um... Yeah. Um, look, I just wanted to thank you for, um...
375 00:13:34,616 00:13:35,616 your help. your help.
376 00:13:36,952 00:13:38,585 I always liked your dad, you know? I always liked your dad, you know?
377 00:13:38,620 00:13:40,520 I don't know if he liked me, but... I don't know if he liked me, but...
378 00:13:40,556 00:13:42,456 Are you kidding me? Thank you. Are you kidding me? Thank you.
379 00:13:42,491 00:13:44,925 He actually told me to marry you. He actually told me to marry you.
380 00:13:44,960 00:13:47,194 - Seriously? - Yeah. - Seriously? - Yeah.
381 00:13:47,229 00:13:49,429 I mean, he was also on drugs at the time, so... I mean, he was also on drugs at the time, so...
382 00:13:49,465 00:13:50,964 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
383 00:13:50,999 00:13:53,300 All right, guys, we've got "B" camera waiting inside. All right, guys, we've got "B" camera waiting inside.
384 00:13:53,335 00:13:54,835 Serena, please, let's bring you over. Serena, please, let's bring you over.
385 00:13:54,870 00:13:56,470 Owen. Thank you. Owen. Thank you.
386 00:13:56,505 00:14:00,474 All right, here we go. We are rolling in... 3, 2... All right, here we go. We are rolling in... 3, 2...
387 00:14:00,509 00:14:04,778 [SIREN WAILING, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [SIREN WAILING, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
388 00:14:04,813 00:14:07,114 Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
389 00:14:07,149 00:14:09,015 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
390 00:14:09,051 00:14:10,650 [GASPS] Oh, my goodness. Thank you. [GASPS] Oh, my goodness. Thank you.
391 00:14:10,686 00:14:11,718 Daddy! Daddy!
392 00:14:11,753 00:14:13,453 Riley! Come here! Riley! Come here!
393 00:14:13,489 00:14:15,188 Hi, baby girl! How are you? Hi, baby girl! How are you?
394 00:14:15,224 00:14:16,623 Good? Yeah? Good? Yeah?
395 00:14:17,693 00:14:18,959 I want you to meet somebody. I want you to meet somebody.
396 00:14:18,994 00:14:19,994 Hi! Hi!
397 00:14:20,028 00:14:21,895 - You're my new mommy! - Oh! What? - You're my new mommy! - Oh! What?
398 00:14:21,930 00:14:23,663 Uh, no, I'm not. I... Uh, no, I'm not. I...
399 00:14:25,000 00:14:26,633 I mean, I-I might be... I mean, I-I might be...
400 00:14:26,668 00:14:28,335 [CHUCKLES] ...someday. [CHUCKLES] ...someday.
401 00:14:29,738 00:14:31,171 Um, can you shake hands? Um, can you shake hands?
402 00:14:31,206 00:14:32,572 Yeah. Yeah.
403 00:14:32,608 00:14:34,341 Got to shake a little tougher than that. Got to shake a little tougher than that.
404 00:14:34,376 00:14:36,009 There you go. That's a good, strong handshake. There you go. That's a good, strong handshake.
405 00:14:36,044 00:14:37,644 RILEY: Uh... Daddy? RILEY: Uh... Daddy?
406 00:14:37,679 00:14:39,246 Riley, why don't we go get you some ginger ale, huh? Riley, why don't we go get you some ginger ale, huh?
407 00:14:39,281 00:14:40,547 - Okay. - [CHUCKLES] - Okay. - [CHUCKLES]
408 00:14:40,582 00:14:48,582 ♪♪ ♪♪
409 00:14:52,867 00:14:54,334 What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
410 00:14:54,531 00:14:55,830 What does it look like? What does it look like?
411 00:14:55,865 00:14:57,431 Think this is gonna impress Serena? Think this is gonna impress Serena?
412 00:14:57,467 00:14:58,766 Digging a hole? Digging a hole?
413 00:14:58,801 00:15:00,468 It's not a hole, mate. It's not a hole, mate.
414 00:15:00,503 00:15:01,836 It's an infiltration pit. It's an infiltration pit.
415 00:15:01,871 00:15:03,471 The mansion's got a huge runoff problem, The mansion's got a huge runoff problem,
416 00:15:03,506 00:15:05,640 and this pit will allow the rainwater and this pit will allow the rainwater
417 00:15:05,675 00:15:07,308 to percolate down through the soil. to percolate down through the soil.
418 00:15:07,343 00:15:09,644 - So you're digging a hole, then? - That's very funny. - So you're digging a hole, then? - That's very funny.
419 00:15:09,679 00:15:12,113 It's actually an environmental disaster. It's actually an environmental disaster.
420 00:15:12,148 00:15:15,616 And none of this is to, uh, impress Serena? And none of this is to, uh, impress Serena?
421 00:15:15,652 00:15:18,352 I'm pretty sure my time for impressing Serena is long gone, I'm pretty sure my time for impressing Serena is long gone,
422 00:15:18,388 00:15:19,487 all right? all right?
423 00:15:19,522 00:15:21,188 So, while I'm still here, So, while I'm still here,
424 00:15:21,224 00:15:23,624 I need to get back to the real reason I came on this show. I need to get back to the real reason I came on this show.
425 00:15:23,660 00:15:24,285 And what's that? And what's that?
426 00:15:24,296 00:15:26,170 Tell the world the environment needs saving. Tell the world the environment needs saving.
427 00:15:26,195 00:15:30,231 And something as little as a hole, And something as little as a hole,
428 00:15:30,266 00:15:31,632 anyone can make a difference. anyone can make a difference.
429 00:15:31,668 00:15:33,534 - Maybe even you. - For the love of God. - Maybe even you. - For the love of God.
430 00:15:33,570 00:15:36,170 My investments have made more in interest for clean water My investments have made more in interest for clean water
431 00:15:36,205 00:15:39,840 than your sodding Eco-business could make in a lifetime. than your sodding Eco-business could make in a lifetime.
432 00:15:39,876 00:15:41,676 Lady, you okay? Lady, you okay?
433 00:15:41,711 00:15:44,011 I don't know. I just, like, froze, or something. I don't know. I just, like, froze, or something.
434 00:15:44,047 00:15:46,147 She's a kid. She doesn't even know what she's saying. She's a kid. She doesn't even know what she's saying.
435 00:15:46,182 00:15:48,082 No, Rachel, she seemed pretty clear. No, Rachel, she seemed pretty clear.
436 00:15:48,117 00:15:50,184 - She's 6 years old. - I know. I know that. - She's 6 years old. - I know. I know that.
437 00:15:50,219 00:15:52,186 But I don't have a lot of experience with kids. But I don't have a lot of experience with kids.
438 00:15:52,221 00:15:55,022 My nephews live back east, so I never see them. My nephews live back east, so I never see them.
439 00:15:55,058 00:15:57,592 O-Obviously, I knew that Owen had a daughter, O-Obviously, I knew that Owen had a daughter,
440 00:15:57,627 00:15:59,193 I just, you know, I just, you know,
441 00:15:59,228 00:16:01,162 I'm just not really sure that I'm ready to be insta-mom. I'm just not really sure that I'm ready to be insta-mom.
442 00:16:01,197 00:16:03,531 All Riley wants is somebody to love her. All Riley wants is somebody to love her.
443 00:16:03,566 00:16:06,067 I mean, she's never even had a real mom. I mean, she's never even had a real mom.
444 00:16:06,102 00:16:07,702 And you would be an incredible one. And you would be an incredible one.
445 00:16:07,737 00:16:09,370 Yeah? Yeah?
446 00:16:09,405 00:16:10,871 Must be nice being a corporate shill Must be nice being a corporate shill
447 00:16:10,907 00:16:13,574 who's never gotten dirt under his fingernails or... who's never gotten dirt under his fingernails or...
448 00:16:13,610 00:16:16,344 or broken a sweat, like a real man. or broken a sweat, like a real man.
449 00:16:16,379 00:16:18,245 Hmm. That's funny. Hmm. That's funny.
450 00:16:18,281 00:16:19,747 - Thank you. - You're a funny man. - Thank you. - You're a funny man.
451 00:16:19,782 00:16:21,716 Um... you know what? Um... you know what?
452 00:16:21,751 00:16:23,584 I... I...
453 00:16:23,620 00:16:26,420 I think I, uh... I think I, uh...
454 00:16:26,456 00:16:28,389 I think I feel like digging a hole, too. I think I feel like digging a hole, too.
455 00:16:28,424 00:16:30,891 You sure you don't want to just sit and watch? Get a cup of tea? You sure you don't want to just sit and watch? Get a cup of tea?
456 00:16:30,927 00:16:32,793 Just take it easy, Princess, all righty? Just take it easy, Princess, all righty?
457 00:16:32,829 00:16:35,029 Right. Watch me. Right. Watch me.
458 00:16:35,064 00:16:37,264 Hey, what the hell is this? Hey, what the hell is this?
459 00:16:37,300 00:16:39,767 Are you just giving up now? Are you just giving up now?
460 00:16:39,802 00:16:43,204 Yo. I was meditating. You just blocked my chi. Yo. I was meditating. You just blocked my chi.
461 00:16:43,239 00:16:44,739 Look, you are my last guy. Look, you are my last guy.
462 00:16:44,774 00:16:46,574 If you get cut, then I go home, too. If you get cut, then I go home, too.
463 00:16:46,609 00:16:47,808 I ain't goin' nowhere. I ain't goin' nowhere.
464 00:16:47,844 00:16:49,377 We need a plan. So, what're you... We need a plan. So, what're you...
465 00:16:49,412 00:16:51,212 - Look, you got to stop. - Stressing, all right? - Look, you got to stop. - Stressing, all right?
466 00:16:51,247 00:16:52,913 I got my own plan. I'm playing the slow game. I got my own plan. I'm playing the slow game.
467 00:16:52,949 00:16:54,749 Serena and I, we got a connection. Serena and I, we got a connection.
468 00:16:54,784 00:16:56,717 - I'm like her confidant. - Okay, she doesn't want a friend. - I'm like her confidant. - Okay, she doesn't want a friend.
469 00:16:56,753 00:16:58,285 She's looking for a husband. She's looking for a husband.
470 00:16:58,321 00:17:01,956 Hey. Sorry to interrupt. I just... Hey. Sorry to interrupt. I just...
471 00:17:01,991 00:17:03,491 Should I be filming that? Should I be filming that?
472 00:17:03,526 00:17:06,394 [BOTH GRUNTING] [BOTH GRUNTING]
473 00:17:06,429 00:17:08,663 Yes, you should definitely be filming that. Yes, you should definitely be filming that.
474 00:17:10,099 00:17:11,599 Ooh... Ooh...
475 00:17:11,634 00:17:12,667 Ahhh... Ahhh...
476 00:17:12,702 00:17:13,668 Ahh... Ahh...
477 00:17:13,703 00:17:16,237 Hey. Owen. Hey. Owen.
478 00:17:16,272 00:17:19,106 Owen, hey, I'm... I'm so sorry the "mommy" thing upset me. Owen, hey, I'm... I'm so sorry the "mommy" thing upset me.
479 00:17:19,142 00:17:22,143 I was afraid that this was all gonna be too much, too soon. I was afraid that this was all gonna be too much, too soon.
480 00:17:22,178 00:17:25,913 It's not fair to you, and it's not fair to Riley. It's not fair to you, and it's not fair to Riley.
481 00:17:25,948 00:17:28,449 You got to understand, she's everything to me. You got to understand, she's everything to me.
482 00:17:28,484 00:17:30,985 So if things aren't good with her, So if things aren't good with her,
483 00:17:31,020 00:17:33,287 then nothing else matters. then nothing else matters.
484 00:17:33,322 00:17:36,590 I think we just need some daddy/daughter time... alone. I think we just need some daddy/daughter time... alone.
485 00:17:36,626 00:17:38,859 Sure. Yeah, no. Take all the time you need. Sure. Yeah, no. Take all the time you need.
486 00:17:42,065 00:17:44,498 Hey. Rachel, I'm worried about this. Hey. Rachel, I'm worried about this.
487 00:17:44,534 00:17:46,255 I mean, I feel like we didn't really think this through. I mean, I feel like we didn't really think this through.
488 00:17:46,266 00:17:47,111 I thought this through. I thought this through.
489 00:17:47,136 00:17:48,803 I thought that this was a really good idea, I thought that this was a really good idea,
490 00:17:48,838 00:17:50,271 which is why you are here. which is why you are here.
491 00:17:51,541 00:17:53,841 Maybe Owen and I could, like, sneak away later, Maybe Owen and I could, like, sneak away later,
492 00:17:53,876 00:17:55,309 - I mean, just the two of us. - No! - I mean, just the two of us. - No!
493 00:17:55,344 00:17:57,111 Owen and Riley are, like, this package deal. Owen and Riley are, like, this package deal.
494 00:17:57,146 00:17:59,046 You can't just ship her off. You can't just ship her off.
495 00:18:00,483 00:18:02,817 Well, look, Serena, if you're not seeing her as a plus, Well, look, Serena, if you're not seeing her as a plus,
496 00:18:02,852 00:18:04,518 maybe this isn't the right fit for you. maybe this isn't the right fit for you.
497 00:18:04,554 00:18:05,853 - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know. - I don't know.
498 00:18:05,888 00:18:07,455 This is all happening a little fast. This is all happening a little fast.
499 00:18:07,490 00:18:09,156 I think I just... I think I just...
500 00:18:09,192 00:18:11,692 I just need a minute to... think, okay? I just need a minute to... think, okay?
501 00:18:11,728 00:18:13,461 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
502 00:18:13,496 00:18:15,996 ♪♪ ♪♪
503 00:18:18,501 00:18:20,067 QUINN: Hey. Rachel? QUINN: Hey. Rachel?
504 00:18:20,103 00:18:22,036 Aren't you supposed to be in the middle of a date? Aren't you supposed to be in the middle of a date?
505 00:18:22,071 00:18:23,337 Is there a problem? Is there a problem?
506 00:18:23,372 00:18:25,339 Uh, yeah, actually, there is. Uh, yeah, actually, there is.
507 00:18:25,374 00:18:26,841 Look, I screwed up, okay? Look, I screwed up, okay?
508 00:18:26,876 00:18:28,409 Serena's just, like, not into it. Serena's just, like, not into it.
509 00:18:28,444 00:18:30,711 The little girl ran into her arms and called her "mommy," The little girl ran into her arms and called her "mommy,"
510 00:18:30,747 00:18:33,047 and it just completely freaked Serena out. and it just completely freaked Serena out.
511 00:18:33,082 00:18:35,583 [LAUGHS] Well, we could definitely make something out of that. [LAUGHS] Well, we could definitely make something out of that.
512 00:18:35,618 00:18:38,052 Okay, yeah, well, maybe you can, but I'm just not going to. Okay, yeah, well, maybe you can, but I'm just not going to.
513 00:18:38,087 00:18:39,854 Ah! This is what I was afraid of. Ah! This is what I was afraid of.
514 00:18:39,889 00:18:42,256 Rachel, "Heartland Hometown Hero" Rachel, "Heartland Hometown Hero"
515 00:18:42,291 00:18:44,358 needs to win for ratings... period! needs to win for ratings... period!
516 00:18:44,393 00:18:45,393 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
517 00:18:47,063 00:18:49,196 Hey, Jay! Hey, Jay!
518 00:18:49,232 00:18:50,831 Hey, what? What's up? Hey, what? What's up?
519 00:18:50,867 00:18:54,201 Uh... Rachel's brain has officially turned to mush. Uh... Rachel's brain has officially turned to mush.
520 00:18:54,237 00:18:56,670 I need you to prep Alexi, because if Owen goes south, I need you to prep Alexi, because if Owen goes south,
521 00:18:56,706 00:18:59,273 then I need your guy to jump in and spice things up. then I need your guy to jump in and spice things up.
522 00:18:59,308 00:19:01,075 - Copy that. - Great. - Copy that. - Great.
523 00:19:01,110 00:19:04,011 Somebody go book me a flight to Colorado! Somebody go book me a flight to Colorado!
524 00:19:04,046 00:19:09,917 ♪♪ ♪♪
525 00:19:19,813 00:19:21,899 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] [CAR DOOR CLOSES]
526 00:19:22,643 00:19:24,343 What's up? What're you doing here? What's up? What're you doing here?
527 00:19:24,379 00:19:26,879 You, uh, scared me a little on the phone, Rachel. You, uh, scared me a little on the phone, Rachel.
528 00:19:26,914 00:19:29,014 Where is Serena? Where is Serena?
529 00:19:29,050 00:19:30,783 Why is she not in full mommy-mode? Why is she not in full mommy-mode?
530 00:19:30,818 00:19:32,451 I told you, that's not gonna happen. I told you, that's not gonna happen.
531 00:19:32,487 00:19:34,186 And why is that? And why is that?
532 00:19:34,222 00:19:37,223 Look, I think it's not too late to pull the plug. Look, I think it's not too late to pull the plug.
533 00:19:37,258 00:19:39,925 You know, we could still head to England. Jay was right. You know, we could still head to England. Jay was right.
534 00:19:39,961 00:19:42,395 Um, Owen is your guy. Um, Owen is your guy.
535 00:19:42,430 00:19:43,744 And you're just gonna tank him like that? And you're just gonna tank him like that?
536 00:19:43,755 00:19:44,473 Right. No, I know. Right. No, I know.
537 00:19:44,499 00:19:46,365 He's my guy, and I care about him... and Serena, He's my guy, and I care about him... and Serena,
538 00:19:46,401 00:19:48,601 which is why I just... Look, I really don't want to force this. which is why I just... Look, I really don't want to force this.
539 00:19:48,636 00:19:50,870 What happened to "making a family"? What happened to "making a family"?
540 00:19:50,905 00:19:53,205 Serena isn't into it, and, what, Riley's gonna grow up Serena isn't into it, and, what, Riley's gonna grow up
541 00:19:53,241 00:19:54,640 thinking that this was her fault? thinking that this was her fault?
542 00:19:54,675 00:19:56,208 I'm not doing that to a 6-year-old. I'm not doing that to a 6-year-old.
543 00:19:56,244 00:19:59,779 Oh, my God. This is not your family, Rachel. Oh, my God. This is not your family, Rachel.
544 00:19:59,814 00:20:03,082 Riley is not you, and Serena is not Olive. Riley is not you, and Serena is not Olive.
545 00:20:03,117 00:20:04,984 I'm not gonna let her screw up this kid. I'm not gonna let her screw up this kid.
546 00:20:05,019 00:20:06,318 We can't make Serena feel something We can't make Serena feel something
547 00:20:06,354 00:20:07,653 she doesn't want to feel, okay, Quinn? she doesn't want to feel, okay, Quinn?
548 00:20:07,688 00:20:10,423 That is our entire job description, okay? That is our entire job description, okay?
549 00:20:10,458 00:20:13,259 If she is not feeling it, we make her feel it. If she is not feeling it, we make her feel it.
550 00:20:13,294 00:20:15,094 So, go... do your job. So, go... do your job.
551 00:20:18,433 00:20:20,132 Hey, don't get too attached to this scenery. Hey, don't get too attached to this scenery.
552 00:20:20,168 00:20:21,801 If I have anything to say about this, we're headed home If I have anything to say about this, we're headed home
553 00:20:21,836 00:20:24,103 - after this last setup. - Why? What's going on? - after this last setup. - Why? What's going on?
554 00:20:24,138 00:20:25,604 Quinn wants to make big drama here, Quinn wants to make big drama here,
555 00:20:25,640 00:20:26,939 but it's not good for the kid. but it's not good for the kid.
556 00:20:26,974 00:20:28,674 So be thinking a "tearful goodbye" So be thinking a "tearful goodbye"
557 00:20:28,709 00:20:29,942 as the shot composition. as the shot composition.
558 00:20:29,977 00:20:31,477 Just a heads-up. Just a heads-up.
559 00:20:31,512 00:20:33,913 - Hey, uh, Serena? - Hey. - Hey, uh, Serena? - Hey.
560 00:20:33,948 00:20:35,581 Can I, uh, talk to you before we head to Owen's? Can I, uh, talk to you before we head to Owen's?
561 00:20:35,616 00:20:36,949 Listen, I-I've been thinking about it... Listen, I-I've been thinking about it...
562 00:20:36,984 00:20:38,083 - Yeah. - And you're totally right. - Yeah. - And you're totally right.
563 00:20:38,119 00:20:39,819 I have to make Riley the priority. I have to make Riley the priority.
564 00:20:39,854 00:20:41,654 Seriously? You know, she loves pancakes, so... Seriously? You know, she loves pancakes, so...
565 00:20:41,689 00:20:43,322 it's, like, the only thing I actually know how to make. it's, like, the only thing I actually know how to make.
566 00:20:43,357 00:20:45,958 I'll make her blueberry pancakes and braid her hair. I'll make her blueberry pancakes and braid her hair.
567 00:20:45,993 00:20:47,827 And she's got to love that, right? And she's got to love that, right?
568 00:20:47,862 00:20:49,829 - Come on. - What? - Come on. - What?
569 00:20:49,864 00:20:52,198 - Is this even what you want? - I am trying to want it. - Is this even what you want? - I am trying to want it.
570 00:20:52,233 00:20:53,999 I mean, it's what you said... it's a package deal. I mean, it's what you said... it's a package deal.
571 00:20:54,035 00:20:56,202 This whole thing is supposed to be about finding the right guy, This whole thing is supposed to be about finding the right guy,
572 00:20:56,237 00:20:57,913 not proving that you can get an "A" at everything. not proving that you can get an "A" at everything.
573 00:20:57,924 00:20:58,481 [SCOFFS] [SCOFFS]
574 00:20:58,506 00:21:00,940 Oh, so all that stuff you said about Owen being the perfect guy for me, Oh, so all that stuff you said about Owen being the perfect guy for me,
575 00:21:00,975 00:21:02,541 I'm just supposed to forget all of that? I'm just supposed to forget all of that?
576 00:21:02,577 00:21:03,876 No. That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying that this No. That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying that this
577 00:21:03,911 00:21:06,812 is not about Owen. This is about Riley. is not about Owen. This is about Riley.
578 00:21:06,848 00:21:09,682 Look, I know what it's like to be the daughter Look, I know what it's like to be the daughter
579 00:21:09,717 00:21:12,551 of a driven woman who always put herself first. of a driven woman who always put herself first.
580 00:21:12,587 00:21:13,786 Okay, that's not who I am. Okay, that's not who I am.
581 00:21:13,821 00:21:15,221 I... I mean, it's not... I... I mean, it's not...
582 00:21:15,256 00:21:18,224 - who I want to be. - I know. I'm sorry. I... - who I want to be. - I know. I'm sorry. I...
583 00:21:18,259 00:21:21,527 I'm just saying that if you do this before you're really ready, I'm just saying that if you do this before you're really ready,
584 00:21:21,562 00:21:23,662 you and Riley could both come to regret it. you and Riley could both come to regret it.
585 00:21:23,698 00:21:25,164 Okay, let me think about it. Okay, let me think about it.
586 00:21:25,199 00:21:26,632 You know, when we get back to the mansion... You know, when we get back to the mansion...
587 00:21:26,667 00:21:27,967 No, if you're gonna do it, if you're gonna cut him, No, if you're gonna do it, if you're gonna cut him,
588 00:21:28,002 00:21:29,368 you need to do it right now. you need to do it right now.
589 00:21:29,403 00:21:30,703 Let's let him stay here and be with his kid. Let's let him stay here and be with his kid.
590 00:21:30,738 00:21:32,271 He can't leave her again. He can't leave her again.
591 00:21:32,306 00:21:34,373 We're gonna make him look like this incredible father. We're gonna make him look like this incredible father.
592 00:21:34,408 00:21:35,808 There's gonna be women, like, There's gonna be women, like,
593 00:21:35,843 00:21:37,810 lining up for miles to go out with him. lining up for miles to go out with him.
594 00:21:37,845 00:21:39,545 I mean, you're doing the guy a favor. I mean, you're doing the guy a favor.
595 00:21:41,048 00:21:42,248 I'll go get Owen ready. I'll go get Owen ready.
596 00:21:43,784 00:21:45,551 This is the right thing to be doing. This is the right thing to be doing.
597 00:21:45,586 00:21:47,253 Fine. I'll call him myself. Fine. I'll call him myself.
598 00:21:47,288 00:21:48,821 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] Uh, hey, Rachel. [CELLPHONE BEEPS] Uh, hey, Rachel.
599 00:21:48,856 00:21:51,257 Um, uh, where's Hurt Locker and Honey Boo Boo? Um, uh, where's Hurt Locker and Honey Boo Boo?
600 00:21:51,292 00:21:53,058 Uh, well, I think Serena's about to cut Owen, Uh, well, I think Serena's about to cut Owen,
601 00:21:53,094 00:21:54,660 and then we're gonna pack it up. and then we're gonna pack it up.
602 00:21:54,695 00:21:56,862 So you just did the opposite of what I asked? So you just did the opposite of what I asked?
603 00:21:56,898 00:21:59,832 Mmmmm... yes. Mmmmm... yes.
604 00:21:59,867 00:22:02,568 Great. This'll be a hometown date to remember. Great. This'll be a hometown date to remember.
605 00:22:02,603 00:22:05,170 Come on. It's gonna be some big, huge, tearful goodbye. Come on. It's gonna be some big, huge, tearful goodbye.
606 00:22:05,206 00:22:06,839 There's not gonna be a dry eye in the house. There's not gonna be a dry eye in the house.
607 00:22:06,874 00:22:08,173 - Oh, really? - Yeah. - Oh, really? - Yeah.
608 00:22:08,209 00:22:09,675 Then what else will be on TV that night? Then what else will be on TV that night?
609 00:22:09,710 00:22:11,610 Because that's what I will be watching. Because that's what I will be watching.
610 00:22:11,646 00:22:14,346 No, Rachel, we're gonna blow this thing up. No, Rachel, we're gonna blow this thing up.
611 00:22:14,382 00:22:16,549 Talk to me. How much longer? Talk to me. How much longer?
612 00:22:16,584 00:22:20,419 Our contestants have returned to a primal state Our contestants have returned to a primal state
613 00:22:20,454 00:22:25,391 in pursuit of winning the lovely Serena's affection. in pursuit of winning the lovely Serena's affection.
614 00:22:25,426 00:22:27,059 Excuse me. Excuse me.
615 00:22:27,094 00:22:31,063 ♪♪ ♪♪
616 00:22:31,098 00:22:32,364 Ohh! Ohh!
617 00:22:33,634 00:22:35,568 It seems that August It seems that August
618 00:22:35,603 00:22:39,071 has penetrated the deepest within the earth. has penetrated the deepest within the earth.
619 00:22:39,106 00:22:40,773 That's not why I did this. That's not why I did this.
620 00:22:40,808 00:22:42,608 August is the winner! August is the winner!
621 00:22:42,643 00:22:45,444 It's not a competition, Graham. It's an infiltration pit. It's not a competition, Graham. It's an infiltration pit.
622 00:22:45,479 00:22:47,212 Wait, wait. What does he get for the win? Wait, wait. What does he get for the win?
623 00:22:47,248 00:22:49,415 Uh... a one-on-one date with Serena. Uh... a one-on-one date with Serena.
624 00:22:49,450 00:22:51,317 Hold on. Hold on. Ain't nobody tell me that. Hold on. Hold on. Ain't nobody tell me that.
625 00:22:51,352 00:22:52,718 Hold on. Give me that shovel. Hold on. Give me that shovel.
626 00:22:55,289 00:22:57,156 This is a joke. All right, I'm out of here. This is a joke. All right, I'm out of here.
627 00:22:57,191 00:22:59,058 This is stupid. I'm done. I'm out, too. This is stupid. I'm done. I'm out, too.
628 00:22:59,093 00:23:00,793 Follow my lead. Female gaze. Follow my lead. Female gaze.
629 00:23:00,828 00:23:01,961 You got me? You got me?
630 00:23:01,996 00:23:03,729 Absolutely. Absolutely.
631 00:23:03,764 00:23:05,230 Let's sex this thing up. Let's sex this thing up.
632 00:23:06,500 00:23:08,100 August, you can't go back to the mansion like that. August, you can't go back to the mansion like that.
633 00:23:08,135 00:23:09,635 You're filthy. What are you doing?! You're filthy. What are you doing?!
634 00:23:09,670 00:23:12,605 Give it here! I'll do it myself. What's wrong with you? Give it here! I'll do it myself. What's wrong with you?
635 00:23:12,640 00:23:13,973 Hey, Jasper, get back here! Hey, Jasper, get back here!
636 00:23:14,008 00:23:15,407 I am not your show monkey, little girl. I am not your show monkey, little girl.
637 00:23:15,443 00:23:16,609 Good luck with this, Tarzan. Good luck with this, Tarzan.
638 00:23:18,112 00:23:20,012 What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
639 00:23:20,047 00:23:20,614 Are you a child? Are you a child?
640 00:23:20,625 00:23:22,324 You need to clean yourself off there, big boy. You need to clean yourself off there, big boy.
641 00:23:22,350 00:23:23,682 - Okay. - You all right? - Okay. - You all right?
642 00:23:23,718 00:23:25,084 - What are you... - Oh, there we go! - What are you... - Oh, there we go!
643 00:23:25,119 00:23:26,352 That's nice and clean for you, buddy. That's nice and clean for you, buddy.
644 00:23:26,387 00:23:27,953 Is this soft-core enough for you? Is this soft-core enough for you?
645 00:23:27,989 00:23:29,822 Well, we had girls in bikinis on the North Pole. Well, we had girls in bikinis on the North Pole.
646 00:23:29,857 00:23:31,824 - I'd say this is revenge. - [CHUCKLES] - I'd say this is revenge. - [CHUCKLES]
647 00:23:31,859 00:23:34,193 I'm really glad Jeremy didn't take you to Colorado. I'm really glad Jeremy didn't take you to Colorado.
648 00:23:34,228 00:23:36,161 - I was a little surprised, though. - Why? - I was a little surprised, though. - Why?
649 00:23:36,197 00:23:38,263 Hometown dates are like crew prom. Hometown dates are like crew prom.
650 00:23:38,299 00:23:41,500 There's hotel rooms and mini bars and doors that lock. There's hotel rooms and mini bars and doors that lock.
651 00:23:41,535 00:23:42,835 Everybody hooks up. Everybody hooks up.
652 00:23:42,870 00:23:46,138 ♪♪ ♪♪
653 00:23:46,173 00:23:47,206 ZACH: Hey! ZACH: Hey!
654 00:23:49,176 00:23:51,176 Hey, I need to talk to you. Hey, I need to talk to you.
655 00:23:51,212 00:23:53,045 Yeah. We'll go back to my house. Yeah. We'll go back to my house.
656 00:23:53,080 00:23:55,214 I know they're getting dinner ready, and you don't want to... I know they're getting dinner ready, and you don't want to...
657 00:23:55,249 00:23:57,116 You okay? You okay?
658 00:23:57,151 00:23:58,484 Like, not great. Like, not great.
659 00:23:58,519 00:24:00,319 Cutting him is best for the kid. Cutting him is best for the kid.
660 00:24:00,354 00:24:02,788 You're looking out for her, Rach. It's... You're looking out for her, Rach. It's...
661 00:24:02,823 00:24:04,156 It's really nice. It's really nice.
662 00:24:04,191 00:24:05,624 You're doing the right thing. You're doing the right thing.
663 00:24:07,428 00:24:08,994 OWEN: I'm sorry that things have been OWEN: I'm sorry that things have been
664 00:24:09,030 00:24:11,163 - a little rough with Riley and... - No, no, no. - a little rough with Riley and... - No, no, no.
665 00:24:11,198 00:24:12,464 No, no. She's... No, no. She's...
666 00:24:12,500 00:24:14,800 She's amazing, and you are such a good dad. She's amazing, and you are such a good dad.
667 00:24:14,835 00:24:17,670 I mean, I-I can really see how much you love her. I mean, I-I can really see how much you love her.
668 00:24:17,705 00:24:18,837 [RILEY SCREAMS] [RILEY SCREAMS]
669 00:24:18,873 00:24:20,973 No, no! Get away from me! No, no! Get away from me!
670 00:24:21,008 00:24:22,408 - [SCREAMS] - Oh, you want a balloon? - [SCREAMS] - Oh, you want a balloon?
671 00:24:22,443 00:24:24,376 - Hey! Get away from her! - They hired me. - Hey! Get away from her! - They hired me.
672 00:24:24,412 00:24:26,852 - Daddy! The clown is scary! - She's terrified of clowns, man. - Daddy! The clown is scary! - She's terrified of clowns, man.
673 00:24:26,881 00:24:28,213 - They hired me to give out balloons. - I don't care! Just get out of here! - They hired me to give out balloons. - I don't care! Just get out of here!
674 00:24:28,249 00:24:30,149 - Right now, okay? - Quinn, what are you doing? - Right now, okay? - Quinn, what are you doing?
675 00:24:30,184 00:24:31,650 [INDISTINCT ARGUING] [INDISTINCT ARGUING]
676 00:24:31,686 00:24:33,919 [CRIES] [CRIES]
677 00:24:33,954 00:24:36,155 Aw, are you okay, sweetie? Aw, are you okay, sweetie?
678 00:24:36,190 00:24:38,023 QUINN: Oh, nice pee close-up, Camera B. QUINN: Oh, nice pee close-up, Camera B.
679 00:24:38,059 00:24:39,258 Jeremy, get in there! Jeremy, get in there!
680 00:24:39,293 00:24:40,726 It's okay. It's okay.
681 00:24:40,761 00:24:42,261 You don't have to be embarrassed. You don't have to be embarrassed.
682 00:24:42,296 00:24:43,896 - Put the camera down, man! - RACHEL: Quinn! - Put the camera down, man! - RACHEL: Quinn!
683 00:24:43,931 00:24:46,165 Put that camera down, and you'll never pick one up Put that camera down, and you'll never pick one up
684 00:24:46,200 00:24:48,000 - on this show again. - Rachel! - on this show again. - Rachel!
685 00:24:48,035 00:24:48,661 What are you doing?! What are you doing?!
686 00:24:48,672 00:24:50,079 I didn't have anything to do with this. I didn't have anything to do with this.
687 00:24:50,104 00:24:51,503 [SCOFFS] [SCOFFS]
688 00:24:51,539 00:24:53,414 - He's still there! - Get him away! - He's still there! - Get him away!
689 00:24:53,474 00:24:55,074 - OWEN: Riley! - [CRYING] - OWEN: Riley! - [CRYING]
690 00:24:55,109 00:24:56,675 - Oh, my God! Riley! - [TRUCK HORN BLARES] - Oh, my God! Riley! - [TRUCK HORN BLARES]
691 00:24:56,711 00:24:58,177 Riley! Riley!
692 00:24:58,212 00:25:01,080 [TIRES SCREECH] [TIRES SCREECH]
693 00:25:01,115 00:25:02,281 Riley! Riley!
694 00:25:03,484 00:25:05,884 [PANTING] [PANTING]
695 00:25:05,920 00:25:06,952 - Are you okay? - Yeah. - Are you okay? - Yeah.
696 00:25:06,987 00:25:09,288 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah. - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah.
697 00:25:09,323 00:25:11,724 - You're fine. Everything's fine. - We got you. - You're fine. Everything's fine. - We got you.
698 00:25:11,759 00:25:13,926 [INDISTINCT TALKING] [INDISTINCT TALKING]
699 00:25:13,961 00:25:15,427 Come here. Come here.
700 00:25:16,564 00:25:19,031 All right, we're gonna cross the street, okay? All right, we're gonna cross the street, okay?
701 00:25:19,066 00:25:20,933 Good. Everything's all right. Good. Everything's all right.
702 00:25:20,968 00:25:22,801 I got you. I got you.
703 00:25:22,837 00:25:24,903 Quinn, how could you do that? I mean, seriously? Quinn, how could you do that? I mean, seriously?
704 00:25:24,939 00:25:26,939 After everything that's happened on this show? After everything that's happened on this show?
705 00:25:26,974 00:25:28,373 The kid is fine. The kid is fine.
706 00:25:28,409 00:25:30,609 You used her one pathological fear. You used her one pathological fear.
707 00:25:30,644 00:25:33,212 It was a clown! All right? It was a clown! All right?
708 00:25:33,247 00:25:35,280 I didn't know she was gonna go running into the street, I didn't know she was gonna go running into the street,
709 00:25:35,316 00:25:38,751 - like some scared Chihuahua. - Quinn, she could have died. - like some scared Chihuahua. - Quinn, she could have died.
710 00:25:38,786 00:25:42,054 But she didn't, okay? Besides, I don't understand. But she didn't, okay? Besides, I don't understand.
711 00:25:42,089 00:25:44,823 Whatever happened to, like, facing our fears, okay? Whatever happened to, like, facing our fears, okay?
712 00:25:44,859 00:25:46,792 I'm so sick and tired of all this I'm so sick and tired of all this
713 00:25:46,827 00:25:48,894 overprotective parent crap! overprotective parent crap!
714 00:25:48,929 00:25:50,596 I grew up without a mother, I grew up without a mother,
715 00:25:50,631 00:25:52,498 your mother is a certified psycho, your mother is a certified psycho,
716 00:25:52,533 00:25:53,766 and we are fine. and we are fine.
717 00:25:55,002 00:25:56,335 Most days. Most days.
718 00:25:56,370 00:25:57,436 All right? And look at them. All right? And look at them.
719 00:25:57,471 00:25:59,271 They are a beautiful family. They are a beautiful family.
720 00:25:59,306 00:26:01,740 I got all of her mama juices flowing. I got all of her mama juices flowing.
721 00:26:01,776 00:26:03,008 I did that. I did that.
722 00:26:03,043 00:26:04,843 I did what you couldn't do. I did what you couldn't do.
723 00:26:07,882 00:26:10,122 - Hey. Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah, of course. - Hey. Can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah, of course.
724 00:26:10,151 00:26:12,284 - Hi. Sorry. - Are you okay? - Hi. Sorry. - Are you okay?
725 00:26:12,319 00:26:13,986 Yeah, yeah. If you want, why don't we, Yeah, yeah. If you want, why don't we,
726 00:26:14,021 00:26:16,522 like, push the goodbye by like an hour, or... like, push the goodbye by like an hour, or...
727 00:26:16,557 00:26:18,690 No. No, no. I-I want to stay. No. No, no. I-I want to stay.
728 00:26:18,726 00:26:20,459 I can't just cut him after all that. I can't just cut him after all that.
729 00:26:20,494 00:26:22,661 I-I know it's crazy, but the way that I felt I-I know it's crazy, but the way that I felt
730 00:26:22,696 00:26:25,697 when I saw Riley run into the street, I just... when I saw Riley run into the street, I just...
731 00:26:25,733 00:26:27,866 Yeah, it was, like, an amazing moment, for sure. Yeah, it was, like, an amazing moment, for sure.
732 00:26:27,902 00:26:30,769 But it was just one intense moment. But it was just one intense moment.
733 00:26:30,805 00:26:33,438 And being a mother, it's... you know, it's 24/7. And being a mother, it's... you know, it's 24/7.
734 00:26:33,474 00:26:34,806 I mean, nothing has changed here, Serena. I mean, nothing has changed here, Serena.
735 00:26:34,817 00:26:35,450 No, but it has. No, but it has.
736 00:26:35,476 00:26:36,809 That's what I'm trying to say. That's what I'm trying to say.
737 00:26:36,844 00:26:39,044 And maybe I can do the mom thing. And maybe I can do the mom thing.
738 00:26:39,079 00:26:40,979 I mean, the way that I felt about Riley in that moment, I mean, the way that I felt about Riley in that moment,
739 00:26:41,015 00:26:44,349 I-I'm not gonna just leave that here in Colorado. I-I'm not gonna just leave that here in Colorado.
740 00:26:44,385 00:26:46,285 Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, okay.
741 00:26:46,320 00:26:47,553 - Okay? - I mean, yeah, of course. - Okay? - I mean, yeah, of course.
742 00:26:47,588 00:26:48,620 - It's your choice, so... - Okay. - It's your choice, so... - Okay.
743 00:26:48,656 00:26:52,991 ♪♪ ♪♪
744 00:26:56,793 00:27:00,183 [UP-TEMPO LATIN MUSIC LAYS] [UP-TEMPO LATIN MUSIC LAYS]
745 00:27:02,582 00:27:03,748 [SNIFFS] [SNIFFS]
746 00:27:03,770 00:27:05,236 [GASPS] [GASPS]
747 00:27:05,247 00:27:08,448 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is amazing. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is amazing.
748 00:27:08,492 00:27:09,891 Give it to me. Give it to me.
749 00:27:09,926 00:27:10,959 Yeah. Yeah.
750 00:27:10,994 00:27:12,961 [MUSIC CONTINUES] [MUSIC CONTINUES]
751 00:27:12,996 00:27:15,296 This is fantastic! This is fantastic!
752 00:27:15,332 00:27:16,332 [CAMERA CLICKS] [CAMERA CLICKS]
753 00:27:17,968 00:27:19,467 Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.
754 00:27:19,503 00:27:20,769 [CAMERA CLICKS] [CAMERA CLICKS]
755 00:27:20,804 00:27:23,371 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
756 00:27:23,407 00:27:26,107 Brazil street dance is the best! Brazil street dance is the best!
757 00:27:26,143 00:27:31,312 It's a mixture of samba, drums... It's a mixture of samba, drums...
758 00:27:31,348 00:27:32,781 and sex. and sex.
759 00:27:32,816 00:27:34,816 You are unbelievable. You are unbelievable.
760 00:27:34,851 00:27:36,284 Come here. Come here.
761 00:27:38,188 00:27:39,621 [CAMERA CLICKS] [CAMERA CLICKS]
762 00:27:39,656 00:27:40,889 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
763 00:27:43,326 00:27:45,260 [GIGGLING] [GIGGLING]
764 00:27:45,295 00:27:47,929 - Help me! - No! She can't help you! - Help me! - No! She can't help you!
765 00:27:47,964 00:27:50,498 No! I can't help you! I can't help you! No! I can't help you! I can't help you!
766 00:27:50,534 00:27:52,667 See? That is called a story arc, Rachel. See? That is called a story arc, Rachel.
767 00:27:52,702 00:27:53,968 She wasn't into it at first, She wasn't into it at first,
768 00:27:54,004 00:27:55,470 but now she is. but now she is.
769 00:27:55,505 00:27:57,439 Well, I'm glad you're happy. I hope it was worth it. Well, I'm glad you're happy. I hope it was worth it.
770 00:27:57,474 00:27:59,507 What... Worth what? Doing my job? What... Worth what? Doing my job?
771 00:27:59,543 00:28:02,343 Or doing your job, actually? Or doing your job, actually?
772 00:28:02,379 00:28:05,180 You scarred that little girl for life. You scarred that little girl for life.
773 00:28:05,215 00:28:06,448 She's gonna be getting teased She's gonna be getting teased
774 00:28:06,483 00:28:07,849 about pissing her pants in college. about pissing her pants in college.
775 00:28:07,884 00:28:09,083 I mean, do you want to just, like, I mean, do you want to just, like,
776 00:28:09,119 00:28:10,652 set up her therapy fund right now? set up her therapy fund right now?
777 00:28:10,687 00:28:11,953 Just get over it. Just get over it.
778 00:28:14,658 00:28:16,424 Did Fiona put you up to this? Did Fiona put you up to this?
779 00:28:16,460 00:28:18,593 She doesn't even work in reality TV. She doesn't even work in reality TV.
780 00:28:18,628 00:28:20,528 She has no idea what we do. She has no idea what we do.
781 00:28:20,564 00:28:22,997 No one puts me up to anything. No one puts me up to anything.
782 00:28:23,033 00:28:25,500 Right. Right. Right. Right.
783 00:28:25,535 00:28:27,469 They are kissing. That is your guy. They are kissing. That is your guy.
784 00:28:27,504 00:28:29,971 You should be thanking me. You should be thanking me.
785 00:28:30,006 00:28:31,272 Thanks, Quinn. Thanks, Quinn.
786 00:28:33,210 00:28:36,778 ♪♪ ♪♪
787 00:28:36,813 00:28:38,379 Hey, Quinn. Hey, Quinn.
788 00:28:38,415 00:28:40,181 I have some really great news. I have some really great news.
789 00:28:40,217 00:28:42,517 While everyone was away, I got August, Jasper, and Zach While everyone was away, I got August, Jasper, and Zach
790 00:28:42,552 00:28:45,653 to compete in a dig-off for Serena, and August won. to compete in a dig-off for Serena, and August won.
791 00:28:45,689 00:28:48,456 What the hell is a dig-off? That sounds ridiculous. What the hell is a dig-off? That sounds ridiculous.
792 00:28:48,492 00:28:50,391 I mean, it's a little caveman macho, I mean, it's a little caveman macho,
793 00:28:50,427 00:28:52,660 but I got some really great footage of the guys. but I got some really great footage of the guys.
794 00:28:52,696 00:28:54,362 - Look. - Okay. - Look. - Okay.
795 00:28:56,233 00:28:58,066 Hi. Uh, yeah, this is Rachel Goldberg. Hi. Uh, yeah, this is Rachel Goldberg.
796 00:28:58,101 00:28:59,400 I'm calling for my father. I'm calling for my father.
797 00:29:01,671 00:29:03,471 Okay, well, can you just tell him that I called Okay, well, can you just tell him that I called
798 00:29:03,507 00:29:04,539 and I'll try again later? and I'll try again later?
799 00:29:04,574 00:29:05,740 Thank you. Thank you.
800 00:29:05,775 00:29:07,809 CHET: Hey! Where are you going? CHET: Hey! Where are you going?
801 00:29:07,844 00:29:09,711 You got to get to the network with that footage. You got to get to the network with that footage.
802 00:29:09,746 00:29:11,746 T-They're gonna cream in their jeans when they see that. T-They're gonna cream in their jeans when they see that.
803 00:29:11,781 00:29:13,848 You just bought us season 16! You just bought us season 16!
804 00:29:13,884 00:29:15,350 So, you're really okay with all of this? So, you're really okay with all of this?
805 00:29:15,385 00:29:17,318 Yes, absolutely. What are you talking about? Yes, absolutely. What are you talking about?
806 00:29:17,354 00:29:20,154 Do you know what Quinn did to get that footage? Do you know what Quinn did to get that footage?
807 00:29:20,190 00:29:22,090 She made a little girl piss herself. She made a little girl piss herself.
808 00:29:22,125 00:29:24,526 Well, listen, these things happen with children. Well, listen, these things happen with children.
809 00:29:24,561 00:29:26,094 Quinn made it happen. Quinn made it happen.
810 00:29:26,129 00:29:29,998 She deliberately terrified a 6-year-old who almost died. She deliberately terrified a 6-year-old who almost died.
811 00:29:30,033 00:29:31,900 I mean, how would you feel if that was your kid? I mean, how would you feel if that was your kid?
812 00:29:31,935 00:29:33,902 Rachel, what are you talking about? Rachel, what are you talking about?
813 00:29:33,937 00:29:37,038 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS] [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS]
814 00:29:37,073 00:29:38,840 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
815 00:29:38,875 00:29:43,444 [MUSIC CONTINUES] [MUSIC CONTINUES]
816 00:29:43,480 00:29:46,848 Mud wrestling... we haven't done that before. Mud wrestling... we haven't done that before.
817 00:29:46,883 00:29:49,751 Yeah. We can use this, Madison. Yeah. We can use this, Madison.
818 00:29:49,786 00:29:51,753 Good job. Good job.
819 00:29:51,788 00:29:53,254 I kinda promised that I kinda promised that
820 00:29:53,290 00:29:55,256 whoever won would get a one-on-one date with Serena. whoever won would get a one-on-one date with Serena.
821 00:29:55,292 00:29:58,359 Mm. Well, you kinda shouldn't make promises you can't keep. Mm. Well, you kinda shouldn't make promises you can't keep.
822 00:29:58,395 00:29:59,961 No one-on-one dates without my say-so. No one-on-one dates without my say-so.
823 00:29:59,996 00:30:02,397 Okay, but, you know that August isn't even my guy, right? Okay, but, you know that August isn't even my guy, right?
824 00:30:02,432 00:30:03,898 Look, I'm totally a team player. Look, I'm totally a team player.
825 00:30:03,934 00:30:06,901 I will help anyone on the team. I will help anyone on the team.
826 00:30:06,937 00:30:08,369 Fine. Okay? Fine. Okay?
827 00:30:08,405 00:30:10,071 August can have a few minutes to grovel, August can have a few minutes to grovel,
828 00:30:10,106 00:30:12,206 - but that is it, all right? - Okay, thank you. - but that is it, all right? - Okay, thank you.
829 00:30:12,242 00:30:14,242 Now go wave your pom-poms somewhere else. Now go wave your pom-poms somewhere else.
830 00:30:15,445 00:30:18,780 Just find out who put up these peacocks! I hate them! Just find out who put up these peacocks! I hate them!
831 00:30:18,815 00:30:19,881 CHET: Hey! Quinn! Quinnie! CHET: Hey! Quinn! Quinnie!
832 00:30:19,916 00:30:21,382 Is it true what I heard? Is it true what I heard?
833 00:30:21,418 00:30:23,217 Did you scare that kid on purpose? Did you scare that kid on purpose?
834 00:30:23,253 00:30:25,086 Is the kid okay? Yes. Is the kid okay? Yes.
835 00:30:25,121 00:30:26,721 Is the footage great? Yes. Is the footage great? Yes.
836 00:30:26,756 00:30:27,922 What was it, Fiona's idea? What was it, Fiona's idea?
837 00:30:27,958 00:30:29,591 Oh, grow up, Chet. Oh, grow up, Chet.
838 00:30:29,626 00:30:31,926 Hey, I'm all grown up, Quinn. But you? Hey, I'm all grown up, Quinn. But you?
839 00:30:31,962 00:30:33,728 You know, I did what I had to do for the show. You know, I did what I had to do for the show.
840 00:30:33,763 00:30:35,463 And everything was fine. And everything was fine.
841 00:30:35,498 00:30:38,232 You don't get it, do you? You crossed a line. You don't get it, do you? You crossed a line.
842 00:30:38,268 00:30:40,935 Oh! Suddenly there's a line? Oh! Suddenly there's a line?
843 00:30:40,971 00:30:43,905 Yes. And if you were a mother, you'd understand. Yes. And if you were a mother, you'd understand.
844 00:30:43,940 00:30:45,907 If you had children of your own, If you had children of your own,
845 00:30:45,942 00:30:47,976 you never would've done something like that. you never would've done something like that.
846 00:30:49,613 00:30:52,113 You're right. I am not a mother. You're right. I am not a mother.
847 00:30:52,148 00:30:55,450 So how could I possibly know if you're a good father? So how could I possibly know if you're a good father?
848 00:30:57,120 00:30:58,453 Guess you'll have to find someone else Guess you'll have to find someone else
849 00:30:58,488 00:31:00,288 to speak at your visitation hearing. to speak at your visitation hearing.
850 00:31:00,323 00:31:02,190 No. Don't do that. Hey, Quinn. No. Don't do that. Hey, Quinn.
851 00:31:02,225 00:31:03,257 Quinn! Quinn!
852 00:31:03,293 00:31:06,761 [DOOR SLAMS, LOCK CLICKS] [DOOR SLAMS, LOCK CLICKS]
853 00:31:06,803 00:31:08,203 Please don't do this. Please don't do this.
854 00:31:16,297 00:31:17,297 [KNOCK ON DOOR] [KNOCK ON DOOR]
855 00:31:17,332 00:31:18,765 Hey, Serena. Hey, Serena.
856 00:31:18,800 00:31:21,000 - Yeah? - Hi. Uh, you're needed on set. - Yeah? - Hi. Uh, you're needed on set.
857 00:31:21,036 00:31:22,486 For what? For what?
858 00:31:22,525 00:31:24,024 I think you're probably gonna want to come I think you're probably gonna want to come
859 00:31:24,059 00:31:25,392 and see this for yourself. and see this for yourself.
860 00:31:25,427 00:31:27,027 - Okay. - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah.
861 00:31:27,062 00:31:33,567 ♪♪ ♪♪
862 00:31:33,602 00:31:35,636 What's going on? What's going on?
863 00:31:35,671 00:31:37,871 You... You brought me out here to look at a hole? You... You brought me out here to look at a hole?
864 00:31:37,907 00:31:40,140 No. It's a water infiltration pit. No. It's a water infiltration pit.
865 00:31:40,175 00:31:41,675 Or, at least, it will be. Or, at least, it will be.
866 00:31:41,710 00:31:44,077 See, this will make the mansion more sustainable. See, this will make the mansion more sustainable.
867 00:31:44,113 00:31:45,512 Oh. Oh.
868 00:31:45,548 00:31:48,815 And it was Madison's idea to bring you here. And it was Madison's idea to bring you here.
869 00:31:48,851 00:31:50,183 Not mine. Not mine.
870 00:31:50,219 00:31:52,586 'Cause you're just... not interested. 'Cause you're just... not interested.
871 00:31:52,621 00:31:55,756 Of course I'm interested, Serena. Of course I'm interested, Serena.
872 00:31:55,791 00:31:57,858 But... whatever happens between us, But... whatever happens between us,
873 00:31:57,893 00:31:59,560 that's... that's up to you now. that's... that's up to you now.
874 00:32:00,896 00:32:02,763 I just want to use my time left on the show I just want to use my time left on the show
875 00:32:02,798 00:32:03,830 for something good. for something good.
876 00:32:03,866 00:32:05,532 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
877 00:32:05,568 00:32:07,100 Yo! Yo!
878 00:32:07,136 00:32:08,769 I dug a hole, too! I dug a hole, too!
879 00:32:08,804 00:32:11,238 [CHUCKLING] Okay, let me see your hole. [CHUCKLING] Okay, let me see your hole.
880 00:32:11,273 00:32:13,273 Size doesn't matter, right? Size doesn't matter, right?
881 00:32:13,309 00:32:15,008 Look, I gave this hole everything I got, Look, I gave this hole everything I got,
882 00:32:15,044 00:32:17,010 'cause I want to show you how serious I am about you. 'cause I want to show you how serious I am about you.
883 00:32:17,046 00:32:18,512 Not as a friend... Not as a friend...
884 00:32:18,547 00:32:20,280 but as a lover. but as a lover.
885 00:32:20,316 00:32:21,682 As a man. As a man.
886 00:32:24,119 00:32:26,553 Do you even know what an infiltration pit is? Do you even know what an infiltration pit is?
887 00:32:26,589 00:32:27,854 Does it matter? Does it matter?
888 00:32:27,890 00:32:29,523 Look, I got 3.8 million followers. Look, I got 3.8 million followers.
889 00:32:29,558 00:32:32,526 I could tweet this out, we'll have holes everywhere. I could tweet this out, we'll have holes everywhere.
890 00:32:32,561 00:32:33,927 Whack-a-mole nation. Whack-a-mole nation.
891 00:32:33,963 00:32:35,596 - [LAUGHS] - Actually, I, uh... - [LAUGHS] - Actually, I, uh...
892 00:32:35,631 00:32:37,397 I promised Quinn that we'd get back to the mansion. I promised Quinn that we'd get back to the mansion.
893 00:32:37,433 00:32:40,033 We got to prep for the elimination ceremony. We got to prep for the elimination ceremony.
894 00:32:40,069 00:32:42,369 - Cool. - Well, thank you... - Cool. - Well, thank you...
895 00:32:42,404 00:32:43,728 Yeah, of course. You like it, though, right? Yeah, of course. You like it, though, right?
896 00:32:43,739 00:32:44,414 For your holes. For your holes.
897 00:32:44,440 00:32:45,872 Really, really great holes, guys. Really, really great holes, guys.
898 00:32:45,908 00:32:47,975 You love me for my holes, eh? [CHUCKLES] You love me for my holes, eh? [CHUCKLES]
899 00:32:48,010 00:32:49,977 [INDISTINCT TALKING] [INDISTINCT TALKING]
900 00:32:52,281 00:32:53,313 [KNOCK ON DOOR] [KNOCK ON DOOR]
901 00:32:53,349 00:32:54,448 Come in. Come in.
902 00:32:56,085 00:32:59,486 Hey, Owen. Can I talk to you for a second? Hey, Owen. Can I talk to you for a second?
903 00:32:59,521 00:33:02,122 You want to apologize? You want to apologize?
904 00:33:02,157 00:33:04,958 Look. Look.
905 00:33:04,994 00:33:06,994 I had no idea about that whole clown thing. I had no idea about that whole clown thing.
906 00:33:07,029 00:33:09,229 [SCOFFS] You expect me to buy that? [SCOFFS] You expect me to buy that?
907 00:33:09,264 00:33:11,798 That's her one fear, Rachel. That clown didn't just show up on its own. That's her one fear, Rachel. That clown didn't just show up on its own.
908 00:33:11,834 00:33:13,600 I know. And I would do anything to protect Riley. I know. And I would do anything to protect Riley.
909 00:33:13,636 00:33:16,770 Which is why I wanted to talk to you. Which is why I wanted to talk to you.
910 00:33:16,805 00:33:18,772 Look, what Serena did, that was amazing. Look, what Serena did, that was amazing.
911 00:33:18,807 00:33:20,507 I mean, the woman's incredible. I mean, the woman's incredible.
912 00:33:20,542 00:33:25,112 But... I really don't think that she's ready to be a mom. But... I really don't think that she's ready to be a mom.
913 00:33:25,147 00:33:26,780 You think I couldn't see that? You think I couldn't see that?
914 00:33:26,815 00:33:28,448 You know, when I got back from Iraq, You know, when I got back from Iraq,
915 00:33:28,484 00:33:30,283 I had a baby dropped in my lap. I had a baby dropped in my lap.
916 00:33:30,319 00:33:33,153 I didn't feel it, either. I panicked. I didn't feel it, either. I panicked.
917 00:33:33,188 00:33:34,788 Thought about dropping her off with my sister Thought about dropping her off with my sister
918 00:33:34,823 00:33:36,256 and asking her to raise her. and asking her to raise her.
919 00:33:36,291 00:33:38,025 But I grew into it. But I grew into it.
920 00:33:38,060 00:33:40,127 And so will Serena. And so will Serena.
921 00:33:40,162 00:33:41,628 And what if she doesn't? And what if she doesn't?
922 00:33:43,999 00:33:45,799 Look, I'm just saying, I had a complicated relationship Look, I'm just saying, I had a complicated relationship
923 00:33:45,834 00:33:47,534 with my own mother, and... with my own mother, and...
924 00:33:47,569 00:33:50,303 Serena dove in front of a truck to save my daughter, Rachel. Serena dove in front of a truck to save my daughter, Rachel.
925 00:33:50,339 00:33:52,706 - That's the kind of person that she is. - I know. - That's the kind of person that she is. - I know.
926 00:33:52,741 00:33:55,809 And besides, she has so many other amazing qualities. And besides, she has so many other amazing qualities.
927 00:33:55,844 00:33:57,711 She has an incredible career, She has an incredible career,
928 00:33:57,746 00:34:00,614 she travels all over the world, she goes after what she wants. she travels all over the world, she goes after what she wants.
929 00:34:00,649 00:34:02,549 Do you have any idea what having a role model like that Do you have any idea what having a role model like that
930 00:34:02,584 00:34:05,218 - would do for Riley? - A role model, yes, but... - would do for Riley? - A role model, yes, but...
931 00:34:05,254 00:34:07,688 Families are all different, Rachel. Families are all different, Rachel.
932 00:34:07,723 00:34:10,223 I believe that Serena will get there. I believe that Serena will get there.
933 00:34:10,259 00:34:14,061 And until then, I can be mom enough for both of us. And until then, I can be mom enough for both of us.
934 00:34:14,096 00:34:17,864 Look, I know that doesn't sound manly or whatever, but... Look, I know that doesn't sound manly or whatever, but...
935 00:34:17,900 00:34:19,332 No, it, um... No, it, um...
936 00:34:22,104 00:34:23,937 sounds really beautiful. sounds really beautiful.
937 00:34:23,972 00:34:30,177 ♪♪ ♪♪
938 00:34:30,212 00:34:33,013 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] [KNOCK ON DOOR] [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] [KNOCK ON DOOR]
939 00:34:33,048 00:34:34,581 Hi. Hi.
940 00:34:34,616 00:34:37,250 So, how was your time on the frontier? So, how was your time on the frontier?
941 00:34:37,286 00:34:39,386 It was actually kind of incredible. It was actually kind of incredible.
942 00:34:39,421 00:34:41,722 I can really see what a life there would look like. I can really see what a life there would look like.
943 00:34:41,757 00:34:43,156 Mm. Mm.
944 00:34:43,192 00:34:45,025 A life in the-middle-of-nowhere Colorado A life in the-middle-of-nowhere Colorado
945 00:34:45,060 00:34:46,727 only seems like a good idea now only seems like a good idea now
946 00:34:46,762 00:34:49,830 because you've been stuck in this hellhole of a mansion. because you've been stuck in this hellhole of a mansion.
947 00:34:49,865 00:34:52,432 Don't kid yourself. It'd never be enough. Don't kid yourself. It'd never be enough.
948 00:34:52,468 00:34:53,867 It's just... It's just...
949 00:34:53,902 00:34:55,235 It's not who you are. It's not who you are.
950 00:34:55,270 00:34:56,670 You know, maybe it's worth You know, maybe it's worth
951 00:34:56,705 00:34:59,606 giving up a lifestyle to find a real connection. giving up a lifestyle to find a real connection.
952 00:34:59,641 00:35:01,174 Mm. Mm.
953 00:35:01,210 00:35:03,276 And who says you have to choose? And who says you have to choose?
954 00:35:06,315 00:35:07,781 Why don't you have both? Why don't you have both?
955 00:35:09,818 00:35:11,451 You think that's what we have? You think that's what we have?
956 00:35:11,487 00:35:13,019 A real connection? A real connection?
957 00:35:14,923 00:35:16,556 You tell me. You tell me.
958 00:35:16,592 00:35:19,726 - Where is Alexi? Do you know? - My darling sunflower! - Where is Alexi? Do you know? - My darling sunflower!
959 00:35:19,762 00:35:21,762 - Finally you came back to me. - [GIGGLES] - Finally you came back to me. - [GIGGLES]
960 00:35:21,797 00:35:23,930 This place is so depressing without you. This place is so depressing without you.
961 00:35:23,966 00:35:25,432 - I'm sorry if I'm late. - Wish murder was legal. - I'm sorry if I'm late. - Wish murder was legal.
962 00:35:25,467 00:35:27,267 - Copy that. - Some things are worth waiting for. - Copy that. - Some things are worth waiting for.
963 00:35:27,302 00:35:28,869 Stop kissing her ass! Stop kissing her ass!
964 00:35:28,904 00:35:32,272 All right, people, let's go! Let's go! Action already! All right, people, let's go! Let's go! Action already!
965 00:35:33,642 00:35:35,742 Oh, nice of you to show up. Oh, nice of you to show up.
966 00:35:35,778 00:35:37,944 Yeah, sorry. I just... Yeah, sorry. I just...
967 00:35:37,980 00:35:41,982 Gentlemen, we only have four golden key rings, Gentlemen, we only have four golden key rings,
968 00:35:42,017 00:35:44,117 which means one of you will leave tonight which means one of you will leave tonight
969 00:35:44,153 00:35:46,253 without having unlocked Serena's heart. without having unlocked Serena's heart.
970 00:35:46,288 00:35:51,091 This was... a very tough decision. This was... a very tough decision.
971 00:35:51,126 00:35:53,460 And it honestly pains me to know that one of you And it honestly pains me to know that one of you
972 00:35:53,495 00:35:55,262 will be going home today. will be going home today.
973 00:35:55,297 00:35:57,464 Owen, I had an incredible time Owen, I had an incredible time
974 00:35:57,499 00:35:59,399 with you and Riley in Frontier Creek. with you and Riley in Frontier Creek.
975 00:35:59,434 00:36:01,434 And I will always treasure it. And I will always treasure it.
976 00:36:01,470 00:36:04,104 See? I made a perfect family, Rachel. See? I made a perfect family, Rachel.
977 00:36:04,139 00:36:05,806 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
978 00:36:05,841 00:36:06,907 Thanks for coming. Thanks for coming.
979 00:36:08,811 00:36:11,111 - Jasper. - Boom! - Jasper. - Boom!
980 00:36:11,146 00:36:12,612 You've given me a lot to think about, You've given me a lot to think about,
981 00:36:12,648 00:36:15,448 and I hope we can continue our conversation and I hope we can continue our conversation
982 00:36:15,484 00:36:16,883 moving forward. moving forward.
983 00:36:19,988 00:36:24,691 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what I call a horse race. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what I call a horse race.
984 00:36:24,726 00:36:26,426 Alexi. Alexi.
985 00:36:26,461 00:36:29,696 You know how much I love your creativity and passion. You know how much I love your creativity and passion.
986 00:36:29,731 00:36:31,698 I hope I get to see more of it. I hope I get to see more of it.
987 00:36:31,733 00:36:34,835 QUINN: "Creativity." That's a good word for it. QUINN: "Creativity." That's a good word for it.
988 00:36:34,870 00:36:37,671 GRAHAM: Serena, this is the last key ring of the night. GRAHAM: Serena, this is the last key ring of the night.
989 00:36:37,706 00:36:39,840 Dun-dun-dun! Dun-dun-dun!
990 00:36:39,875 00:36:42,142 Two men left. Two men left.
991 00:36:42,177 00:36:43,777 One, a close friend, One, a close friend,
992 00:36:43,812 00:36:46,213 and the other, a challenging lover. and the other, a challenging lover.
993 00:36:46,248 00:36:48,281 Ugh! Graham! Gross! Ugh! Graham! Gross!
994 00:36:48,317 00:36:49,317 Thank you, Graham. Thank you, Graham.
995 00:36:50,652 00:36:51,785 Zach. Zach.
996 00:36:51,820 00:36:53,353 Oh. Don't do it. Oh. Don't do it.
997 00:36:53,388 00:36:56,189 I have had such a good time with you. I have had such a good time with you.
998 00:36:56,225 00:36:59,059 But I didn't come on this show just to have fun. But I didn't come on this show just to have fun.
999 00:36:59,094 00:37:01,127 I came here to look for a husband. I came here to look for a husband.
1000 00:37:01,163 00:37:03,496 I just don't see that being in the cards for us. I just don't see that being in the cards for us.
1001 00:37:03,532 00:37:05,165 So, it's... it's this guy? So, it's... it's this guy?
1002 00:37:05,200 00:37:06,733 Come on. Come on.
1003 00:37:06,768 00:37:08,301 The fireman's cool. The fireman's cool.
1004 00:37:08,337 00:37:09,803 But the rest of 'em? But the rest of 'em?
1005 00:37:09,838 00:37:12,005 You got an Australian douche, [CHUCKLES] You got an Australian douche, [CHUCKLES]
1006 00:37:12,040 00:37:15,175 You got a Russian douche, you got a British douche. You got a Russian douche, you got a British douche.
1007 00:37:15,210 00:37:17,210 You got the United Nations of douche-Dom here. You got the United Nations of douche-Dom here.
1008 00:37:17,246 00:37:19,312 [LAUGHS] I mean, come on. He's not wrong. [LAUGHS] I mean, come on. He's not wrong.
1009 00:37:19,348 00:37:22,048 I'm telling you, fun is underrated. I'm telling you, fun is underrated.
1010 00:37:22,084 00:37:24,417 In 10 years, you're gonna come crawling back. In 10 years, you're gonna come crawling back.
1011 00:37:24,453 00:37:26,219 I might just take you. I might just take you.
1012 00:37:29,191 00:37:31,224 Where has that been all season? Where has that been all season?
1013 00:37:31,260 00:37:33,593 Oh, now I wish we could keep him. Oh, now I wish we could keep him.
1014 00:37:33,629 00:37:36,563 I wasn't leaving without doing that. I wasn't leaving without doing that.
1015 00:37:36,598 00:37:38,098 All right, douches. All right, douches.
1016 00:37:43,605 00:37:46,606 Hey, it's, uh... Charlie, right? Hey, it's, uh... Charlie, right?
1017 00:37:46,642 00:37:48,174 That depends. That depends.
1018 00:37:48,210 00:37:49,743 You are consistently getting footage You are consistently getting footage
1019 00:37:49,778 00:37:52,012 that my male D.P.s can't. that my male D.P.s can't.
1020 00:37:52,047 00:37:54,381 I mean, they have zero problem shooting tits and ass, I mean, they have zero problem shooting tits and ass,
1021 00:37:54,416 00:37:56,383 but when it comes to lighting a dick shadow, but when it comes to lighting a dick shadow,
1022 00:37:56,418 00:37:59,019 they don't know squat. they don't know squat.
1023 00:37:59,054 00:38:00,287 So good work. So good work.
1024 00:38:02,991 00:38:04,925 Wow. Wow.
1025 00:38:04,960 00:38:08,461 Last time that Quinn gave me a compliment was... Last time that Quinn gave me a compliment was...
1026 00:38:08,497 00:38:10,897 Oh, yeah, that's right... never, 'cause I've never gotten one. Oh, yeah, that's right... never, 'cause I've never gotten one.
1027 00:38:10,933 00:38:12,565 Ever. Ever.
1028 00:38:12,601 00:38:14,601 Did you and Rachel have fun at prom? Did you and Rachel have fun at prom?
1029 00:38:14,636 00:38:15,936 Whoa. What are you talking about? Whoa. What are you talking about?
1030 00:38:15,971 00:38:18,538 ♪ I breathe, I feel ♪ ♪ I breathe, I feel ♪
1031 00:38:18,573 00:38:19,806 Listen. Listen.
1032 00:38:19,841 00:38:22,142 I see how you look at her. I see how you look at her.
1033 00:38:22,177 00:38:25,578 I don't care if you still have drama going on with her. I don't care if you still have drama going on with her.
1034 00:38:25,614 00:38:27,280 I'm just not gonna be a part of it. I'm just not gonna be a part of it.
1035 00:38:29,584 00:38:32,919 P.S., it didn't suck being stuck in a house full of hot guys. P.S., it didn't suck being stuck in a house full of hot guys.
1036 00:38:35,757 00:38:37,557 Yeah. Yeah.
1037 00:38:37,592 00:38:40,060 Thanks for letting me know. Thanks for letting me know.
1038 00:38:40,095 00:38:42,329 I will. I will.
1039 00:38:42,364 00:38:44,264 Look, I know what you're gonna say. Look, I know what you're gonna say.
1040 00:38:44,299 00:38:46,232 You're gonna say that I'm being blamey, You're gonna say that I'm being blamey,
1041 00:38:46,268 00:38:48,501 but Quinn manipulated this entire thing. but Quinn manipulated this entire thing.
1042 00:38:48,537 00:38:50,570 - And the worst part is... it's worked! - Rachel. - And the worst part is... it's worked! - Rachel.
1043 00:38:50,605 00:38:51,147 Rachel... Rachel...
1044 00:38:51,158 00:38:52,782 So what the hell do I know about creating a family? So what the hell do I know about creating a family?
1045 00:38:52,808 00:38:53,840 Rachel! Rachel!
1046 00:38:53,875 00:38:55,308 I got to tell you something. I got to tell you something.
1047 00:38:55,344 00:38:57,310 ♪ Resembles life from time to time ♪ ♪ Resembles life from time to time ♪
1048 00:38:57,346 00:38:59,846 Asa checked out of the facility. Asa checked out of the facility.
1049 00:38:59,881 00:39:01,314 What? What?
1050 00:39:01,350 00:39:03,950 He called your mom. She came and got him. He called your mom. She came and got him.
1051 00:39:03,986 00:39:05,819 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
1052 00:39:05,854 00:39:07,954 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
1053 00:39:07,990 00:39:10,391 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1054 00:39:10,402 00:39:11,201 [SNIFFLES] [SNIFFLES]
1055 00:39:11,226 00:39:13,226 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ ♪ Notorious peace ♪
1056 00:39:13,261 00:39:18,331 ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪ ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪
1057 00:39:19,835 00:39:21,301 [VOICE BREAKING] What are you doing? [VOICE BREAKING] What are you doing?
1058 00:39:21,336 00:39:22,936 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
1059 00:39:22,971 00:39:26,473 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1060 00:39:26,508 00:39:28,475 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ ♪ Notorious peace ♪
1061 00:39:28,510 00:39:30,076 ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee ♪ ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee ♪
1062 00:39:30,112 00:39:35,682 ♪ P-P-P-P-Patiently be ♪ [CHUCKLES] ♪ P-P-P-P-Patiently be ♪ [CHUCKLES]
1063 00:39:35,717 00:39:38,351 [LAUGHS, SNIFFLES] [LAUGHS, SNIFFLES]
1064 00:39:39,855 00:39:41,988 [CAR ALARM CHIRPS] [CAR ALARM CHIRPS]
1065 00:39:43,392 00:39:44,392 Quinn? Quinn?
1066 00:39:47,095 00:39:50,030 Hey, um... can we talk for a second? Hey, um... can we talk for a second?
1067 00:39:50,065 00:39:51,831 Oh, you want to talk to me? Oh, you want to talk to me?
1068 00:39:51,867 00:39:54,634 I thought I was the monster who ate babies for breakfast. I thought I was the monster who ate babies for breakfast.
1069 00:39:56,671 00:40:00,640 ♪ I stood aside, watched it come to life ♪ ♪ I stood aside, watched it come to life ♪
1070 00:40:00,675 00:40:01,735 Oh, hey!♪ With hills and lakes in its embrace ♪ Oh, hey!♪ With hills and lakes in its embrace ♪
1071 00:40:01,746 00:40:02,385 Oh, hey![CAR DOOR OPENS] Oh, hey![CAR DOOR OPENS]
1072 00:40:02,411 00:40:04,044 Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
1073 00:40:04,079 00:40:05,578 Let's go, sister. Let's go, sister.
1074 00:40:05,614 00:40:07,180 You ready to blow this joint? You ready to blow this joint?
1075 00:40:07,215 00:40:09,315 ♪ Humbled God ♪ ♪ Humbled God ♪
1076 00:40:11,420 00:40:14,888 ♪ Unknown things by the horizon ♪ Hell yes. ♪ Unknown things by the horizon ♪ Hell yes.
1077 00:40:14,923 00:40:16,823 Well, get that tight ass of yours in here. Well, get that tight ass of yours in here.
1078 00:40:16,858 00:40:19,325 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
1079 00:40:19,361 00:40:21,161 Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel.
1080 00:40:21,196 00:40:22,996 Bye, Rachel. Bye, Rachel.
1081 00:40:23,031 00:40:24,031 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
1082 00:40:24,066 00:40:27,033 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] [CAR DOOR CLOSES]
1083 00:40:27,069 00:40:29,402 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ [LIGHTER CLICKS] ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ [LIGHTER CLICKS]
1084 00:40:29,438 00:40:33,740 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1085 00:40:33,775 00:40:35,241 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ [WHINES] ♪ Notorious peace ♪ [WHINES]
1086 00:40:35,277 00:40:40,180 ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪ ♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee, p-p-patiently be ♪
1087 00:40:40,215 00:40:42,615 [SIGHS] [CELLPHONE RINGING] [SIGHS] [CELLPHONE RINGING]
1088 00:40:42,651 00:40:44,617 ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪ ♪ S-S-Shivering breeze ♪
1089 00:40:44,653 00:40:48,388 ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪ ♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams, f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1090 00:40:48,423 00:40:49,923 ♪ Notorious peace ♪ ♪ Notorious peace ♪
1091 00:40:49,958 00:40:51,691 What do you want? What do you want?
1092 00:40:51,726 00:40:54,461 Hey, buddy. I saw the episode last week, and I loved it. Hey, buddy. I saw the episode last week, and I loved it.
1093 00:40:54,496 00:40:57,764 All that gay stuff... worked like gangbusters. All that gay stuff... worked like gangbusters.
1094 00:40:57,799 00:40:59,199 I'm getting calls from other groups. I'm getting calls from other groups.
1095 00:40:59,234 00:41:01,868 You are definitely on their radar. You are definitely on their radar.
1096 00:41:01,903 00:41:03,536 - Really? - Yeah. - Really? - Yeah.
1097 00:41:03,572 00:41:06,806 This is how awards campaigns are born, my friend. This is how awards campaigns are born, my friend.
1098 00:41:06,842 00:41:09,042 The story was really Quinn's idea. The story was really Quinn's idea.
1099 00:41:09,077 00:41:12,278 Just wanted to go for some deeper material. Just wanted to go for some deeper material.
1100 00:41:12,314 00:41:15,148 It's not about the content. It's about the campaign. It's not about the content. It's about the campaign.
1101 00:41:15,183 00:41:17,784 Now, lucky for you, I have deep pockets... Now, lucky for you, I have deep pockets...
1102 00:41:17,819 00:41:21,287 and enough pull to get you the top-notch P.R. push and enough pull to get you the top-notch P.R. push
1103 00:41:21,323 00:41:23,490 you need to get the gold. you need to get the gold.
1104 00:41:23,525 00:41:25,058 What's the catch? What's the catch?
1105 00:41:25,093 00:41:28,461 You need my help, and I need yours. You need my help, and I need yours.
1106 00:41:28,497 00:41:29,963 You want the Emmy. You want the Emmy.
1107 00:41:29,998 00:41:31,331 What do you want? What do you want?
1108 00:41:31,366 00:41:34,901 Quinn's head on a platter. Quinn's head on a platter.
1109 00:41:34,936 00:41:38,972 I need proof of every shady thing she has ever done. I need proof of every shady thing she has ever done.
1110 00:41:39,007 00:41:43,443 You get me the dirt, I get you the hardware. You get me the dirt, I get you the hardware.
1111 00:41:43,478 00:41:45,812 ♪♪ ♪♪
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