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1 00:00:01,461 00:00:03,154 Dad, we have to get you out of here. Dad, we have to get you out of here.
2 00:00:03,164 00:00:04,364 The woman is a monster. The woman is a monster.
3 00:00:04,374 00:00:06,036 This all stops, today. This all stops, today.
4 00:00:06,046 00:00:08,114 - Stupid bitch. - Please don't go. Please. - Stupid bitch. - Please don't go. Please.
5 00:00:08,124 00:00:09,659 Withdrawing from lithium... no joke. Withdrawing from lithium... no joke.
6 00:00:09,669 00:00:11,534 - We're talking tremors... - I understand. - We're talking tremors... - I understand.
7 00:00:11,544 00:00:14,284 That's exactly why I have him here, so I can keep an eye on him. That's exactly why I have him here, so I can keep an eye on him.
8 00:00:14,294 00:00:16,252 I really like your cabin, by the way. I really like your cabin, by the way.
9 00:00:16,262 00:00:17,566 I think it could be really good. I think it could be really good.
10 00:00:17,576 00:00:19,502 You know, for both of us. You know, for both of us.
11 00:00:19,512 00:00:22,205 No. What? No, no, no, no. Chet. No. What? No, no, no, no. Chet.
12 00:00:22,215 00:00:24,007 - I miss you. - I know. - I miss you. - I know.
13 00:00:24,017 00:00:25,341 Sissy Bounce came from Xavier. Sissy Bounce came from Xavier.
14 00:00:25,351 00:00:27,097 I wouldn't even know what it is without him. I wouldn't even know what it is without him.
15 00:00:27,108 00:00:28,972 - Who the hell's Xavier? - He's my boyfriend. - Who the hell's Xavier? - He's my boyfriend.
16 00:00:28,983 00:00:31,261 I always just imagined he'd be a big part of the show. I always just imagined he'd be a big part of the show.
17 00:00:31,272 00:00:32,925 Yeah, that's a sticky one. For you. Yeah, that's a sticky one. For you.
18 00:00:32,936 00:00:35,050 I need more cocaine. I cannot do this. I need more cocaine. I cannot do this.
19 00:00:35,060 00:00:36,919 What are you doing? What are you doing?
20 00:00:36,929 00:00:40,330 You give me something, I give you something. You give me something, I give you something.
21 00:00:42,225 00:00:43,449 AUGUST: Jasper's here on a bet. AUGUST: Jasper's here on a bet.
22 00:00:43,460 00:00:45,051 He gets $400,000 He gets $400,000
23 00:00:45,061 00:00:46,886 if he's the first one to sleep with you. if he's the first one to sleep with you.
24 00:00:46,896 00:00:48,604 Wait. I really need to speak to you. Wait. I really need to speak to you.
25 00:00:48,615 00:00:50,990 Oh, what, about the bet? Yeah, I know all about it. Oh, what, about the bet? Yeah, I know all about it.
26 00:00:51,000 00:00:54,060 You lost. I slept with the jockey night one. You lost. I slept with the jockey night one.
27 00:00:54,070 00:00:57,897 I know that you've been stealing $18 million from me and Chet. I know that you've been stealing $18 million from me and Chet.
28 00:00:57,907 00:00:59,766 You're gonna pick up "Passport to Dance," You're gonna pick up "Passport to Dance,"
29 00:00:59,776 00:01:02,802 and you're going to give us four shows by the end of the year. and you're going to give us four shows by the end of the year.
30 00:01:02,812 00:01:05,305 I made $9 million today. I made $9 million today.
31 00:01:05,315 00:01:06,572 To $9 million. To $9 million.
32 00:01:06,582 00:01:08,415 To $9 million. To $9 million.
33 00:01:10,153 00:01:11,677 I'm glad you're doing well, Dad. I'm glad you're doing well, Dad.
34 00:01:11,687 00:01:13,980 Well, I feel surprisingly good. Well, I feel surprisingly good.
35 00:01:13,990 00:01:15,748 I'm just so grateful, Rach. I'm just so grateful, Rach.
36 00:01:15,758 00:01:18,818 You did for me what I could never have done for myself. You did for me what I could never have done for myself.
37 00:01:18,828 00:01:20,753 You got me out. You got me out.
38 00:01:20,763 00:01:22,429 Thank you. Thank you.
39 00:01:24,834 00:01:26,826 Okay, let's keep a low profile today. Okay, let's keep a low profile today.
40 00:01:26,836 00:01:28,494 I just wanna keep you close I just wanna keep you close
41 00:01:28,504 00:01:30,863 until you finish tapering off those meds, until you finish tapering off those meds,
42 00:01:30,873 00:01:33,507 but I am working on a plan. but I am working on a plan.
43 00:01:33,518 00:01:35,133 You're sure it's okay for me to be here? You're sure it's okay for me to be here?
44 00:01:35,143 00:01:37,502 Yes, of course. Come on. You're my dad. Yes, of course. Come on. You're my dad.
45 00:01:37,512 00:01:40,513 All right. What do you say, should I get us some breakfast? All right. What do you say, should I get us some breakfast?
46 00:01:41,829 00:01:43,807 You and me, lox and bagels, like we used to? You and me, lox and bagels, like we used to?
47 00:01:43,818 00:01:45,476 - Lox and bagels? - JEREMY: Mr. Goldberg? - Lox and bagels? - JEREMY: Mr. Goldberg?
48 00:01:45,487 00:01:46,945 Jeremy! Jeremy!
49 00:01:47,963 00:01:49,014 Hey! Hey!
50 00:01:49,024 00:01:50,349 How are you? Good to see ya. How are you? Good to see ya.
51 00:01:50,359 00:01:51,850 Uh, you too. Uh, you too.
52 00:01:51,860 00:01:53,785 Uh, what brings you to "Everlasting"? Uh, what brings you to "Everlasting"?
53 00:01:53,795 00:01:55,219 Just visiting. Just visiting.
54 00:01:55,229 00:01:56,440 - At 6:00 a.m.? - Yeah. - At 6:00 a.m.? - Yeah.
55 00:01:56,451 00:01:59,289 Dad, why don't you head in? I'll get those bagels. Dad, why don't you head in? I'll get those bagels.
56 00:01:59,300 00:02:01,459 Okay. Jeremy, good to see you. Okay. Jeremy, good to see you.
57 00:02:01,469 00:02:03,002 You, too. You, too.
58 00:02:06,875 00:02:09,633 Rachel, is he staying with you? In your truck? Rachel, is he staying with you? In your truck?
59 00:02:10,314 00:02:11,893 It's complicated. It's complicated.
60 00:02:13,253 00:02:16,393 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com -
61 00:02:16,750 00:02:19,484 What's going on? You okay? What's going on? You okay?
62 00:02:20,554 00:02:22,487 Please don't say anything. Please don't say anything.
63 00:02:28,728 00:02:31,421 And then at the end, the winning team escapes, And then at the end, the winning team escapes,
64 00:02:31,431 00:02:32,855 hence "escape room." hence "escape room."
65 00:02:32,865 00:02:34,391 It's really hot right now. It's really hot right now.
66 00:02:34,401 00:02:35,992 Yeah. No. Yeah. No.
67 00:02:36,002 00:02:37,693 '80s-themed Tahoe ski weekend? '80s-themed Tahoe ski weekend?
68 00:02:37,703 00:02:40,496 Serena, what do you want to do? Serena, what do you want to do?
69 00:02:40,506 00:02:41,764 Thank you for asking, Rachel. Thank you for asking, Rachel.
70 00:02:41,774 00:02:46,335 I would like to sit with the guys, one-on-one, and talk. I would like to sit with the guys, one-on-one, and talk.
71 00:02:46,345 00:02:48,370 - Just talk. - Talk? - Just talk. - Talk?
72 00:02:48,380 00:02:51,388 Yeah. I want unlimited time to get to know who these guys really are. Yeah. I want unlimited time to get to know who these guys really are.
73 00:02:51,399 00:02:53,542 Yeah honey, Quinn's not really gonna go for that. Yeah honey, Quinn's not really gonna go for that.
74 00:02:53,553 00:02:55,167 That sounds great, actually. Love it. That sounds great, actually. Love it.
75 00:02:55,178 00:02:56,401 - Are you crazy? - Thank you. - Are you crazy? - Thank you.
76 00:02:56,412 00:02:58,347 Hey, hi. Thank you so much for calling me back. Hey, hi. Thank you so much for calling me back.
77 00:02:58,357 00:03:00,749 We spoke a few weeks ago about the cabin at Mount Hood? We spoke a few weeks ago about the cabin at Mount Hood?
78 00:03:00,759 00:03:02,184 REALTOR: Yeah, it was 6 weeks ago. REALTOR: Yeah, it was 6 weeks ago.
79 00:03:02,194 00:03:03,561 When I never heard back from you, When I never heard back from you,
80 00:03:03,572 00:03:04,954 I just assumed you weren't interested. I just assumed you weren't interested.
81 00:03:04,964 00:03:06,956 Oh, no, no, no. I'm still really interested. Oh, no, no, no. I'm still really interested.
82 00:03:06,966 00:03:09,959 Well, I got a couple willing to buy it now at above asking. Well, I got a couple willing to buy it now at above asking.
83 00:03:09,969 00:03:11,626 Um, hey, look. Um, hey, look.
84 00:03:11,636 00:03:13,528 Can I just, like, try speaking to the owner Can I just, like, try speaking to the owner
85 00:03:13,538 00:03:15,496 like five minutes, just so I can explain to them like five minutes, just so I can explain to them
86 00:03:15,507 00:03:18,099 how much this place means to me? how much this place means to me?
87 00:03:18,109 00:03:19,468 Please. Please.
88 00:03:19,478 00:03:21,269 I'll see what I can do. I'll see what I can do.
89 00:03:21,279 00:03:23,371 QUINN: Interviews? That's boring. QUINN: Interviews? That's boring.
90 00:03:23,381 00:03:25,406 She just wants to "talk"?! She just wants to "talk"?!
91 00:03:25,416 00:03:27,442 Who would ever sign off on that? Who would ever sign off on that?
92 00:03:27,452 00:03:29,277 Um, that one right there. Um, that one right there.
93 00:03:29,287 00:03:30,644 - Rachel! - Yeah? - Rachel! - Yeah?
94 00:03:30,654 00:03:32,981 So, you sanctioned today's snooze-fest? So, you sanctioned today's snooze-fest?
95 00:03:32,991 00:03:34,602 I mean, like I had a choice. I mean, like I had a choice.
96 00:03:34,613 00:03:36,784 Serena completely despises us right now. Serena completely despises us right now.
97 00:03:36,794 00:03:38,650 I mean, this was the only way to calm her down I mean, this was the only way to calm her down
98 00:03:38,661 00:03:40,721 - and make her think she's in control. - Okay, fine. - and make her think she's in control. - Okay, fine.
99 00:03:40,731 00:03:42,756 But then what am I going to put on television But then what am I going to put on television
100 00:03:42,766 00:03:44,434 that people are actually going to want to watch? that people are actually going to want to watch?
101 00:03:44,445 00:03:46,794 Don't worry. She's gonna do these dumb interviews, Don't worry. She's gonna do these dumb interviews,
102 00:03:46,804 00:03:48,348 and then we'll make her pick some guy. and then we'll make her pick some guy.
103 00:03:48,359 00:03:50,832 She's gonna have this, like, uber romantic one-on-one date. She's gonna have this, like, uber romantic one-on-one date.
104 00:03:50,843 00:03:53,100 In a few hours, this place is gonna be. In a few hours, this place is gonna be.
105 00:03:53,110 00:03:54,902 - "Everlasting" on 'roids. - All right, look. - "Everlasting" on 'roids. - All right, look.
106 00:03:54,912 00:03:57,571 I-I just... I want a romance explosion, all right? I-I just... I want a romance explosion, all right?
107 00:03:57,581 00:04:00,774 Flowers, candles, and somebody's tongue down someone's throat! Flowers, candles, and somebody's tongue down someone's throat!
108 00:04:00,784 00:04:02,142 I'm on it. I'm on it.
109 00:04:02,152 00:04:04,144 Look, it's not working. Look, it's not working.
110 00:04:04,154 00:04:06,313 Sure, Serena's the Feminist Suitress... Sure, Serena's the Feminist Suitress...
111 00:04:06,323 00:04:08,581 tough career woman finds love, I get it. tough career woman finds love, I get it.
112 00:04:08,591 00:04:10,660 Okay, this is premium, elevated... Okay, this is premium, elevated...
113 00:04:10,671 00:04:13,020 - An Emmy? - That is our long game. - An Emmy? - That is our long game.
114 00:04:13,030 00:04:15,989 But right now, we need eyes on the show. But right now, we need eyes on the show.
115 00:04:15,999 00:04:19,326 We need to get the word out that we are pushing boundaries. We need to get the word out that we are pushing boundaries.
116 00:04:19,336 00:04:21,059 I like it. What are you thinking? I like it. What are you thinking?
117 00:04:21,070 00:04:23,997 Something buzzy, unexpected, headline-worthy. Something buzzy, unexpected, headline-worthy.
118 00:04:24,007 00:04:26,165 A scandal with a dark secret, A scandal with a dark secret,
119 00:04:26,175 00:04:29,769 but enough "Everlasting" romance to keep things wet. but enough "Everlasting" romance to keep things wet.
120 00:04:29,779 00:04:31,337 I'm about to explode. I'm about to explode.
121 00:04:31,347 00:04:33,640 That sounds so good. What is it? That sounds so good. What is it?
122 00:04:33,650 00:04:36,175 You tell me, Mr. Zeitgeist. You tell me, Mr. Zeitgeist.
123 00:04:36,185 00:04:40,312 'Cause once we find it, we're golden. 'Cause once we find it, we're golden.
124 00:04:40,322 00:04:41,569 - Rachel. - RACHEL: Yes. - Rachel. - RACHEL: Yes.
125 00:04:41,580 00:04:42,681 How's your dad? How's your dad?
126 00:04:42,691 00:04:43,949 He's, uh, great, actually. He's, uh, great, actually.
127 00:04:43,959 00:04:45,551 - Yeah? - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah.
128 00:04:45,561 00:04:47,853 No withdrawal symptoms yet? Dizziness, agitation, tremors? No withdrawal symptoms yet? Dizziness, agitation, tremors?
129 00:04:47,863 00:04:49,221 No. He's reading and resting. No. He's reading and resting.
130 00:04:49,231 00:04:50,956 Okay. Well, it's only been 24 hours. Okay. Well, it's only been 24 hours.
131 00:04:50,966 00:04:53,403 We still don't know what's coming. Listen, um... We still don't know what's coming. Listen, um...
132 00:04:55,005 00:04:56,728 I got the name of a place. I got the name of a place.
133 00:04:56,738 00:04:58,864 It's not far away. It's not far away.
134 00:04:58,874 00:05:01,166 You could visit. He could get real supervision. You could visit. He could get real supervision.
135 00:05:01,176 00:05:03,334 It's pricy, but I think it's worth it. It's pricy, but I think it's worth it.
136 00:05:03,344 00:05:06,038 I'm telling you, we don't need it. I'm telling you, we don't need it.
137 00:05:06,048 00:05:08,840 You should see him. He's better than he's been in years. You should see him. He's better than he's been in years.
138 00:05:08,850 00:05:11,709 This is absolutely the right thing to do. This is absolutely the right thing to do.
139 00:05:11,719 00:05:14,245 - Okay, get it! Get it! Mine! - Okay. - Okay, get it! Get it! Mine! - Okay.
140 00:05:14,255 00:05:17,748 All right. You, uh, come up with anything? All right. You, uh, come up with anything?
141 00:05:17,758 00:05:20,552 You know, each one of these guys is a potential story. You know, each one of these guys is a potential story.
142 00:05:20,562 00:05:24,330 We just have to point a camera at them and find it. We just have to point a camera at them and find it.
143 00:05:27,702 00:05:30,069 Dad?! Dad?!
144 00:05:33,708 00:05:35,165 - Dan, hey. - Yeah? - Dan, hey. - Yeah?
145 00:05:35,175 00:05:37,211 Have you, um... Have you seen an older guy around? Have you, um... Have you seen an older guy around?
146 00:05:37,222 00:05:38,601 - Like Gary? - No, no. Not Gary. - Like Gary? - No, no. Not Gary.
147 00:05:38,612 00:05:40,337 A guy in a brown jacket. A guy in a brown jacket.
148 00:05:40,347 00:05:42,272 - Um, has anybody seen... - No, Dan. Forget it. - Um, has anybody seen... - No, Dan. Forget it.
149 00:05:42,282 00:05:44,541 Just don't say anything. Just don't say anything.
150 00:05:44,551 00:05:47,244 Okay! Let's, uh, break up into teams... Okay! Let's, uh, break up into teams...
151 00:05:47,254 00:05:49,713 the shirts versus the skins! the shirts versus the skins!
152 00:05:49,723 00:05:52,516 - There you go. - Actually, he meant skins versus skins. - There you go. - Actually, he meant skins versus skins.
153 00:05:52,526 00:05:54,218 All right, everyone's shirts off! All right, everyone's shirts off!
154 00:05:54,228 00:05:56,593 Wardrobe, take their shirts! Let's go, let's go, let's go! Wardrobe, take their shirts! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
155 00:05:56,604 00:05:58,189 Hey! Where is Jeremy? Hey! Where is Jeremy?
156 00:05:58,200 00:05:59,988 We gotta be getting this on film. This is... We gotta be getting this on film. This is...
157 00:05:59,999 00:06:01,452 Um, I think he's at the camera truck. Um, I think he's at the camera truck.
158 00:06:01,463 00:06:03,956 - You want me to get him? - No, there's no time, okay? - You want me to get him? - No, there's no time, okay?
159 00:06:03,967 00:06:05,729 So, today's your lucky day, Peppermint Patty. So, today's your lucky day, Peppermint Patty.
160 00:06:05,739 00:06:07,130 Let's roll. Get it up on your shoulder. Let's roll. Get it up on your shoulder.
161 00:06:07,140 00:06:09,265 Copy. Come on, come on. Copy. Come on, come on.
162 00:06:09,275 00:06:11,175 Excuse me. Excuse me.
163 00:06:15,314 00:06:16,514 JEREMY: Rachel? JEREMY: Rachel?
164 00:06:17,688 00:06:19,247 - Yeah. - Hey, what's going on? - Yeah. - Hey, what's going on?
165 00:06:19,257 00:06:20,881 Nothing. Nothing.
166 00:06:20,900 00:06:23,298 Does this have something to do with your dad? Does this have something to do with your dad?
167 00:06:24,587 00:06:27,123 I... I just... I can't find him. I'm really worried. I... I just... I can't find him. I'm really worried.
168 00:06:27,134 00:06:28,889 Quinn really just can't know that he's here. Quinn really just can't know that he's here.
169 00:06:29,236 00:06:31,361 He's coming off his meds. He's coming off his meds.
170 00:06:32,383 00:06:35,351 Go. I'll watch the monitors. You go find him. Go. I'll watch the monitors. You go find him.
171 00:06:47,384 00:06:50,518 Whoo! Whoo!
172 00:06:52,489 00:06:54,714 So, which one of these guys So, which one of these guys
173 00:06:54,724 00:06:58,452 has a deep, dark, buzz-worthy secret? has a deep, dark, buzz-worthy secret?
174 00:06:58,462 00:07:02,155 August is an open book, so no secrets there. August is an open book, so no secrets there.
175 00:07:02,165 00:07:04,868 Uh, Jasper. Uh, Jasper.
176 00:07:04,879 00:07:06,459 No, not Jasper. No, not Jasper.
177 00:07:06,469 00:07:07,894 We can't reveal the bet yet. We can't reveal the bet yet.
178 00:07:07,904 00:07:09,665 And plus, he's still a wifey, all right? And plus, he's still a wifey, all right?
179 00:07:09,676 00:07:11,598 We need somebody who is not gonna mess up We need somebody who is not gonna mess up
180 00:07:11,608 00:07:12,832 the long game with Serena. the long game with Serena.
181 00:07:12,842 00:07:14,100 I got it! I got it!
182 00:07:21,762 00:07:23,428 That'll work. That'll work.
183 00:07:24,987 00:07:27,613 JEREMY: Rachel to Serena's room. Stat. JEREMY: Rachel to Serena's room. Stat.
184 00:07:27,623 00:07:29,648 Oh, God. Oh, God.
185 00:07:29,658 00:07:31,521 SERENA: Can't even take a shower in privacy? SERENA: Can't even take a shower in privacy?
186 00:07:31,532 00:07:33,412 Can one of you, like, stand and guard the door Can one of you, like, stand and guard the door
187 00:07:33,423 00:07:34,756 - so I can wash... - What? What happened? - so I can wash... - What? What happened?
188 00:07:34,767 00:07:35,975 I was in the middle of a shower, I was in the middle of a shower,
189 00:07:35,986 00:07:37,498 and this guy just wondered into my room! and this guy just wondered into my room!
190 00:07:37,509 00:07:38,924 Rach! Look, I am so sorry. Rach! Look, I am so sorry.
191 00:07:38,934 00:07:40,986 I just... I just wanted to find a bathroom, I just... I just wanted to find a bathroom,
192 00:07:40,997 00:07:43,092 and then I got turned around, and this place is so huge. and then I got turned around, and this place is so huge.
193 00:07:43,103 00:07:44,389 Rachel, you know this guy? Rachel, you know this guy?
194 00:07:44,400 00:07:46,698 Uh, hey! What is going on here? Uh, hey! What is going on here?
195 00:07:46,708 00:07:48,600 So you're Quinn, huh? So you're Quinn, huh?
196 00:07:48,610 00:07:50,936 Yeah, I heard so much about you. Yeah, I heard so much about you.
197 00:07:50,946 00:07:53,958 That's creepy. Okay. Who the hell are you? That's creepy. Okay. Who the hell are you?
198 00:07:53,969 00:07:55,535 Yeah, I would like to know, too. Yeah, I would like to know, too.
199 00:07:57,352 00:07:58,851 This is my dad. This is my dad.
200 00:08:01,477 00:08:03,802 Why the hell is your dad on the set? Why the hell is your dad on the set?
201 00:08:03,820 00:08:06,203 He... Look, he's just visiting for the day. He... Look, he's just visiting for the day.
202 00:08:06,213 00:08:08,181 Oh, really? Is your mom gonna join him? Oh, really? Is your mom gonna join him?
203 00:08:08,191 00:08:10,216 - 'Cause I'll go get my battle armor. - No, okay? - 'Cause I'll go get my battle armor. - No, okay?
204 00:08:10,226 00:08:13,619 This is just some long-overdue father-daughter bonding time, you know? This is just some long-overdue father-daughter bonding time, you know?
205 00:08:13,629 00:08:15,388 No, I don't know, Rachel. No, I don't know, Rachel.
206 00:08:15,398 00:08:17,490 Having quality father-daughter time Having quality father-daughter time
207 00:08:17,500 00:08:19,959 on the set of "Everlasting"? That makes no sense. on the set of "Everlasting"? That makes no sense.
208 00:08:19,969 00:08:21,995 Okay. Look, I am so sorry that he got in the way. Okay. Look, I am so sorry that he got in the way.
209 00:08:22,005 00:08:24,867 I promise you won't see him again, okay? I promise you won't see him again, okay?
210 00:08:24,878 00:08:27,700 But maybe after the interviews, Madison could cover the one-on-one. But maybe after the interviews, Madison could cover the one-on-one.
211 00:08:27,710 00:08:29,023 Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
212 00:08:29,034 00:08:32,258 You can do "Take Your Daddy To Work Day" some other time. You can do "Take Your Daddy To Work Day" some other time.
213 00:08:32,269 00:08:34,373 I need you on that date and I need you focused. I need you on that date and I need you focused.
214 00:08:34,383 00:08:36,709 Okay. It's fine. I just thought that you and Madison... Okay. It's fine. I just thought that you and Madison...
215 00:08:36,719 00:08:39,344 No, Madison may be able to screw her way No, Madison may be able to screw her way
216 00:08:39,354 00:08:41,079 into useful information, into useful information,
217 00:08:41,089 00:08:43,304 but she cannot perform your voodoo. but she cannot perform your voodoo.
218 00:08:43,315 00:08:45,867 You said you wanted to find Serena love, You said you wanted to find Serena love,
219 00:08:45,878 00:08:47,727 so go find it for her. so go find it for her.
220 00:08:49,752 00:08:52,979 That wedding you did with that Adam guy a couple seasons ago... That wedding you did with that Adam guy a couple seasons ago...
221 00:08:52,989 00:08:54,515 I never saw it coming. I never saw it coming.
222 00:08:54,525 00:08:56,483 Are you kidding me? You watch the show? Are you kidding me? You watch the show?
223 00:08:56,493 00:09:00,047 Eh... Don't tell your mother. Eh... Don't tell your mother.
224 00:09:00,058 00:09:03,656 No, I mean, y-you're not there to talk to. It's the next best thing. No, I mean, y-you're not there to talk to. It's the next best thing.
225 00:09:03,666 00:09:05,325 But now I get to see you do it in person. But now I get to see you do it in person.
226 00:09:05,335 00:09:07,860 I am so thrilled. I am so thrilled.
227 00:09:07,870 00:09:11,487 Can I, you know, stay and watch for a little while? Can I, you know, stay and watch for a little while?
228 00:09:11,498 00:09:13,266 Come on, please? Come on, please?
229 00:09:13,276 00:09:15,235 - Okay, for a little while. - Okay, thanks. - Okay, for a little while. - Okay, thanks.
230 00:09:15,245 00:09:18,037 MAN: We need Alexi at makeup and hair. MAN: We need Alexi at makeup and hair.
231 00:09:18,047 00:09:19,906 Hey! Bom, bom! Hey! Bom, bom!
232 00:09:19,916 00:09:21,541 What you think? What you think?
233 00:09:21,551 00:09:24,243 Russian James Bond. Russian James Bond.
234 00:09:24,253 00:09:25,945 Look. Look.
235 00:09:25,955 00:09:28,581 Whatever happened between us, it cannot happen again. Whatever happened between us, it cannot happen again.
236 00:09:28,591 00:09:31,851 I have a boyfriend, and you are here to date a woman. I have a boyfriend, and you are here to date a woman.
237 00:09:31,861 00:09:34,119 Actually, I think that now I'm here just to do. Actually, I think that now I'm here just to do.
238 00:09:34,129 00:09:35,520 "Dance for Passport," no? "Dance for Passport," no?
239 00:09:35,530 00:09:37,222 It's "Passport to Dance." It's "Passport to Dance."
240 00:09:37,232 00:09:38,723 Same-same. Same-same.
241 00:09:38,733 00:09:42,361 The point is, we are working together so gorgeously, The point is, we are working together so gorgeously,
242 00:09:42,371 00:09:43,795 why mess with success? why mess with success?
243 00:09:43,805 00:09:46,932 - No, I can't. - I need refill. - No, I can't. - I need refill.
244 00:09:46,942 00:09:48,733 Already? Already?
245 00:09:49,476 00:09:51,234 No. No way. No. No way.
246 00:09:51,245 00:09:53,891 Yes way. It will be worth it. Yes way. It will be worth it.
247 00:09:53,910 00:09:55,669 Trust me. Trust me.
248 00:09:56,032 00:09:57,555 XAVIER: There you are! XAVIER: There you are!
249 00:09:57,954 00:09:59,758 Xavier, what are you doing here? Xavier, what are you doing here?
250 00:09:59,769 00:10:02,046 Making sure you eat something healthy for a change. Making sure you eat something healthy for a change.
251 00:10:02,056 00:10:05,283 Hey, Sissy Boy! He should be on our show. Hey, Sissy Boy! He should be on our show.
252 00:10:05,293 00:10:06,550 It's perfect. It's perfect.
253 00:10:07,169 00:10:08,453 What, "Everlasting"? What, "Everlasting"?
254 00:10:08,463 00:10:10,754 No, no, no. This "Passport for Dance." No, no, no. This "Passport for Dance."
255 00:10:10,772 00:10:13,107 What are you talking about? That's our show. What are you talking about? That's our show.
256 00:10:14,768 00:10:16,002 Right? Right?
257 00:10:18,428 00:10:19,794 I need touch-up. I need touch-up.
258 00:10:22,635 00:10:24,293 What the hell's going on, Jay? What the hell's going on, Jay?
259 00:10:24,303 00:10:28,167 Alexi's an international star who can bring eyeballs to the show. Alexi's an international star who can bring eyeballs to the show.
260 00:10:28,177 00:10:30,611 So, is he a producer? So, is he a producer?
261 00:10:30,621 00:10:32,456 He's the host. He's the host.
262 00:10:32,931 00:10:34,975 - I thought I was... - Look, I'm trying to get you - I thought I was... - Look, I'm trying to get you
263 00:10:34,986 00:10:36,517 approved as a segment host, okay? approved as a segment host, okay?
264 00:10:36,528 00:10:39,128 I'm doing everything I can to keep you involved here. I'm doing everything I can to keep you involved here.
265 00:10:41,162 00:10:42,629 How long have you known about this? How long have you known about this?
266 00:10:44,823 00:10:46,615 Since before the pitch. Since before the pitch.
267 00:10:46,625 00:10:48,416 - When were you gonna say something? - Xave, I wanted to... - When were you gonna say something? - Xave, I wanted to...
268 00:10:48,426 00:10:51,035 Jay, we really need your help with these interviews, okay? Jay, we really need your help with these interviews, okay?
269 00:10:51,046 00:10:52,054 I have to... I have to...
270 00:10:52,064 00:10:54,325 Are you seriously gonna walk away from me right now? Are you seriously gonna walk away from me right now?
271 00:10:54,336 00:10:55,923 I am at work, Xave. I am at work, Xave.
272 00:10:55,933 00:10:57,959 I have to work. I have to work.
273 00:10:58,906 00:11:01,437 We'll talk about this later. We'll talk about this later.
274 00:11:05,601 00:11:08,670 The architecture of romance must be built The architecture of romance must be built
275 00:11:08,680 00:11:13,417 upon a bedrock of trust, knowledge, and understanding. upon a bedrock of trust, knowledge, and understanding.
276 00:11:13,428 00:11:16,387 And today, Serena wants to investigate And today, Serena wants to investigate
277 00:11:16,398 00:11:18,846 what these men are really made of. what these men are really made of.
278 00:11:18,856 00:11:21,448 Charlie Rose clipping his toenails from jail Charlie Rose clipping his toenails from jail
279 00:11:21,458 00:11:23,172 would get better ratings than this! would get better ratings than this!
280 00:11:23,183 00:11:25,437 Plug these in, there you go, so you can listen, okay? Plug these in, there you go, so you can listen, okay?
281 00:11:25,448 00:11:26,688 - Thank you. - Sure, of course. - Thank you. - Sure, of course.
282 00:11:26,699 00:11:28,373 Hey, Rachel. Do you have a minute? Hey, Rachel. Do you have a minute?
283 00:11:28,384 00:11:30,251 Yes, of course. Yes, of course.
284 00:11:32,670 00:11:34,608 So, look. I know I'm Madison's guy. So, look. I know I'm Madison's guy.
285 00:11:34,619 00:11:37,288 But you seem to know Serena better than anybody else here. But you seem to know Serena better than anybody else here.
286 00:11:37,299 00:11:39,833 And to be honest, I'm not getting any traction with her. And to be honest, I'm not getting any traction with her.
287 00:11:39,843 00:11:42,190 I'm not gonna come up with a joke for this interview, so... I'm not gonna come up with a joke for this interview, so...
288 00:11:42,201 00:11:44,296 Seriously, don't even worry about a joke, okay? Seriously, don't even worry about a joke, okay?
289 00:11:44,307 00:11:46,694 You just do what you do best. You're an amazing guy. You just do what you do best. You're an amazing guy.
290 00:11:46,705 00:11:50,476 MAN: Okay. Rolling on Alexi interview in three, two... MAN: Okay. Rolling on Alexi interview in three, two...
291 00:11:50,486 00:11:54,600 So, Alexi. Tell me about your history with substance abuse. So, Alexi. Tell me about your history with substance abuse.
292 00:11:54,611 00:11:57,383 - Sorry? - Your very public drug problem. - Sorry? - Your very public drug problem.
293 00:11:57,393 00:11:59,552 Oh, that. Oh, that.
294 00:11:59,562 00:12:02,522 No, no, no, no, no. Drugs are so bye-bye. No, no, no, no, no. Drugs are so bye-bye.
295 00:12:02,532 00:12:04,290 Now my only drug... Now my only drug...
296 00:12:05,314 00:12:06,367 is love. is love.
297 00:12:09,236 00:12:11,030 Oh, you. Oh, you.
298 00:12:11,040 00:12:12,532 So, Owen. So, Owen.
299 00:12:12,542 00:12:14,734 What would you do differently in a second marriage? What would you do differently in a second marriage?
300 00:12:14,744 00:12:16,322 I'd make sure that I was there for it. I'd make sure that I was there for it.
301 00:12:16,333 00:12:18,529 Family is the most important thing in the world to me. Family is the most important thing in the world to me.
302 00:12:18,540 00:12:19,905 Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.
303 00:12:19,915 00:12:23,183 So, August, how many women have you slept with? So, August, how many women have you slept with?
304 00:12:24,419 00:12:27,020 Oh, hello! Oh, hello!
305 00:12:33,293 00:12:34,950 Hey, can you cover me for five? Hey, can you cover me for five?
306 00:12:34,976 00:12:36,534 Do I have a choice? Do I have a choice?
307 00:12:36,544 00:12:38,369 Dad, are you gonna be okay here for a few? Dad, are you gonna be okay here for a few?
308 00:12:38,379 00:12:39,805 Oh, I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. Oh, I'm great. I'm great. I'm great.
309 00:12:39,815 00:12:41,230 Okay. Excuse me. I'll be right back. Okay. Excuse me. I'll be right back.
310 00:12:41,241 00:12:43,808 WARREN: My idea of a perfect day? First, we wake up with the sun. WARREN: My idea of a perfect day? First, we wake up with the sun.
311 00:12:43,819 00:12:45,871 To the sweet smell of cowboy perfume. To the sweet smell of cowboy perfume.
312 00:12:45,882 00:12:48,612 - What's cowboy perfume? - That's horse manure. - What's cowboy perfume? - That's horse manure.
313 00:12:48,623 00:12:50,881 Just an old rancher joke. Just an old rancher joke.
314 00:12:50,891 00:12:53,083 - You ready for this? - So ready. - You ready for this? - So ready.
315 00:12:53,093 00:12:54,585 Mmm. Mmm! Mmm. Mmm!
316 00:12:54,595 00:12:56,421 I look forward to hearing your decision. I look forward to hearing your decision.
317 00:12:56,431 00:13:00,124 You know what? I think my, uh... I think my mouth just decided. You know what? I think my, uh... I think my mouth just decided.
318 00:13:00,134 00:13:02,259 No. No. Actually, no, Serena, hold on. No. No. Actually, no, Serena, hold on.
319 00:13:02,269 00:13:04,612 Um, you still need to hear from Jasper. Um, you still need to hear from Jasper.
320 00:13:04,623 00:13:06,664 No, I don't. I don't need to hear from anyone else. No, I don't. I don't need to hear from anyone else.
321 00:13:06,674 00:13:08,377 I choose Guy! CHET: No, no, no, no! I choose Guy! CHET: No, no, no, no!
322 00:13:08,388 00:13:10,861 She can't! She can't choose Guy. Guy's gotta stay back here She can't! She can't choose Guy. Guy's gotta stay back here
323 00:13:10,872 00:13:12,393 and have a gay love affair with Warren. and have a gay love affair with Warren.
324 00:13:12,404 00:13:14,496 Relax, Chet, all right? Relax, Chet, all right?
325 00:13:14,507 00:13:17,346 She just gave us a love triangle. She just gave us a love triangle.
326 00:13:17,357 00:13:18,624 Oh! Oh!
327 00:13:20,275 00:13:23,064 Look, to be honest with you, this cabin is what's kept me going. Look, to be honest with you, this cabin is what's kept me going.
328 00:13:23,075 00:13:25,257 And now, it just really means more to me than ever. And now, it just really means more to me than ever.
329 00:13:25,268 00:13:26,455 I mean, to me and my dad. I mean, to me and my dad.
330 00:13:26,466 00:13:28,819 He's gonna come and help me get settled, fix the place... He's gonna come and help me get settled, fix the place...
331 00:13:28,829 00:13:31,010 Listen, that's sweet and all, Listen, that's sweet and all,
332 00:13:31,021 00:13:33,580 but this other couple offered above asking. but this other couple offered above asking.
333 00:13:33,591 00:13:36,861 Okay. W-What if I get you $75,000 cash tomorrow? Okay. W-What if I get you $75,000 cash tomorrow?
334 00:13:36,872 00:13:39,775 And I can get you the other half in a month once I finish this job. And I can get you the other half in a month once I finish this job.
335 00:13:39,786 00:13:41,205 Full cash offer? Full cash offer?
336 00:13:41,216 00:13:43,142 Now you're speaking my language. Now you're speaking my language.
337 00:13:43,153 00:13:45,245 How about you give me the day? How about you give me the day?
338 00:13:45,256 00:13:46,722 Okay. Okay.
339 00:13:53,519 00:13:55,119 Hey. Hey.
340 00:13:56,692 00:13:58,317 Look, I'm really sorry, babe. Look, I'm really sorry, babe.
341 00:13:58,327 00:13:59,879 All the time I've been cooking for you, All the time I've been cooking for you,
342 00:13:59,890 00:14:02,637 making a home, figuring out how to tell your mom about us... making a home, figuring out how to tell your mom about us...
343 00:14:03,481 00:14:05,156 all that time, you knew? all that time, you knew?
344 00:14:05,166 00:14:07,158 Okay, look, Xave, um, Okay, look, Xave, um,
345 00:14:07,168 00:14:09,160 I-I can get you a finder's fee. I-I can get you a finder's fee.
346 00:14:09,170 00:14:11,663 It's not a lot, I know, but, Xave, that's the business. It's not a lot, I know, but, Xave, that's the business.
347 00:14:11,673 00:14:13,631 It's not about... It's not about...
348 00:14:13,641 00:14:16,418 It's not about the business, Jay! It's not about the business, Jay!
349 00:14:16,429 00:14:19,665 It's about you lying to the one person who showed up for you. It's about you lying to the one person who showed up for you.
350 00:14:20,707 00:14:23,243 Are you sleeping with him, too? I-Is that why you're doing this? Are you sleeping with him, too? I-Is that why you're doing this?
351 00:14:23,254 00:14:24,508 O-Or maybe that's what you're hoping for. O-Or maybe that's what you're hoping for.
352 00:14:24,518 00:14:26,010 No! Stop. No! Stop.
353 00:14:26,020 00:14:28,817 I moved my life out here for you, Jay. I moved my life out here for you, Jay.
354 00:14:28,828 00:14:30,153 I gave up everything. I gave up everything.
355 00:14:31,309 00:14:32,598 Yeah? Yeah?
356 00:14:33,227 00:14:36,820 Well, I never asked you to. And honestly, Xave, it's a little much. Well, I never asked you to. And honestly, Xave, it's a little much.
357 00:14:36,830 00:14:39,357 Like, showing up at my work unannounced, Like, showing up at my work unannounced,
358 00:14:39,367 00:14:42,192 moving in, like, surprising me with protein shakes and shit. moving in, like, surprising me with protein shakes and shit.
359 00:14:42,202 00:14:45,837 Can you just chill for like one second, seriously? Can you just chill for like one second, seriously?
360 00:14:47,674 00:14:49,266 Maybe I should go home. Maybe I should go home.
361 00:14:49,276 00:14:50,734 Yeah, maybe you should. Yeah, maybe you should.
362 00:14:50,744 00:14:52,836 I meant to New Orleans, Jay. I meant to New Orleans, Jay.
363 00:14:52,846 00:14:56,815 I know. I think maybe this whole thing was a mistake. I know. I think maybe this whole thing was a mistake.
364 00:15:04,090 00:15:05,582 I don't know. I don't know.
365 00:15:05,592 00:15:07,350 I'm not really sure if it's my style, Zach. I'm not really sure if it's my style, Zach.
366 00:15:07,360 00:15:09,286 It looks good. It looks good.
367 00:15:09,296 00:15:12,127 Maybe I should give it to my daughter... You know Rachel, my daughter? Maybe I should give it to my daughter... You know Rachel, my daughter?
368 00:15:12,138 00:15:14,957 Know her? I live in constant fear of Rachel. Know her? I live in constant fear of Rachel.
369 00:15:14,967 00:15:16,793 - That's a compliment. - Oh, yeah? - That's a compliment. - Oh, yeah?
370 00:15:16,803 00:15:18,961 Yes, sir. She's a force of nature. Yes, sir. She's a force of nature.
371 00:15:18,971 00:15:21,563 Keep the hat. I think I'm gonna widen my demo. Keep the hat. I think I'm gonna widen my demo.
372 00:15:21,573 00:15:23,671 I can't believe you don't have one of those already. I can't believe you don't have one of those already.
373 00:15:23,682 00:15:26,535 Yeah. Well, it's a whole new world there, Rach. Yeah. Well, it's a whole new world there, Rach.
374 00:15:26,545 00:15:28,771 Hey, Dad. I'm so sorry I have to go on this date. Hey, Dad. I'm so sorry I have to go on this date.
375 00:15:28,781 00:15:31,358 - I'd much rather be here with you. - No, I'll be fine. You just... - I'd much rather be here with you. - No, I'll be fine. You just...
376 00:15:31,369 00:15:34,110 You do your work, all right? I'm so proud of you. You do your work, all right? I'm so proud of you.
377 00:15:34,120 00:15:35,519 - I'll see you soon? - Okay. - I'll see you soon? - Okay.
378 00:16:12,118 00:16:15,378 All right, let's serve up this beefcake and see if Serena takes a bite! All right, let's serve up this beefcake and see if Serena takes a bite!
379 00:16:15,388 00:16:17,815 Let's roll cameras! Bring the talent in, please! Let's roll cameras! Bring the talent in, please!
380 00:16:17,825 00:16:19,946 - And... - Get down, get down! - And... - Get down, get down!
381 00:16:19,957 00:16:21,556 here we go, and action! here we go, and action!
382 00:16:24,064 00:16:25,322 This'll do. This'll do.
383 00:16:25,793 00:16:27,050 Restaurant's not bad, either. Restaurant's not bad, either.
384 00:16:27,060 00:16:28,452 Can I take this for you? Can I take this for you?
385 00:16:28,462 00:16:29,720 Thank you. Thank you.
386 00:16:29,731 00:16:31,097 After you. After you.
387 00:16:33,347 00:16:36,593 Such a gentleman. Why am I sitting? Such a gentleman. Why am I sitting?
388 00:16:36,603 00:16:39,129 I thought you were gonna teach me how to cook some things. I thought you were gonna teach me how to cook some things.
389 00:16:39,139 00:16:42,407 I will. I just wanted to do this first. I will. I just wanted to do this first.
390 00:16:45,212 00:16:46,804 I'm sorry. I just... I'm sorry. I just...
391 00:16:46,814 00:16:48,237 You look so amazing. You look so amazing.
392 00:16:48,247 00:16:50,106 I just kinda wanted to skip all five courses I just kinda wanted to skip all five courses
393 00:16:50,116 00:16:53,376 - and jump straight to dessert. - Well, we will get there. - and jump straight to dessert. - Well, we will get there.
394 00:16:53,386 00:16:56,245 Uh, Just, let's start with the appetizer and really savor it. Uh, Just, let's start with the appetizer and really savor it.
395 00:16:56,255 00:16:58,782 - Coming right up. - All right, and cut! - Coming right up. - All right, and cut!
396 00:16:58,792 00:17:01,091 Let's start getting ready for some food prep. Let's start getting ready for some food prep.
397 00:17:07,313 00:17:08,946 Working it out, huh? Working it out, huh?
398 00:17:09,302 00:17:11,961 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing. - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.
399 00:17:11,971 00:17:13,595 You just seem a little stressed out, You just seem a little stressed out,
400 00:17:13,605 00:17:16,498 that's all, you know. Not that I blame you. that's all, you know. Not that I blame you.
401 00:17:16,508 00:17:18,100 You don't stand a chance with her. You don't stand a chance with her.
402 00:17:18,110 00:17:21,002 Now might be time to consider bowing out gracefully. Now might be time to consider bowing out gracefully.
403 00:17:21,012 00:17:25,390 Please. I didn't get to where I am by giving up. Please. I didn't get to where I am by giving up.
404 00:17:25,401 00:17:27,075 Yeah? I thought you got to where you were Yeah? I thought you got to where you were
405 00:17:27,085 00:17:30,078 by being a rich white dude from England. by being a rich white dude from England.
406 00:17:30,088 00:17:33,056 Well... doesn't hurt. Well... doesn't hurt.
407 00:17:36,328 00:17:38,954 I felt like I needed to get you out of the mansion. I felt like I needed to get you out of the mansion.
408 00:17:38,964 00:17:40,521 I feel bad for you, Warren. I feel bad for you, Warren.
409 00:17:41,234 00:17:43,624 Oh, yeah? Now, why's that? Oh, yeah? Now, why's that?
410 00:17:43,634 00:17:46,828 I mean, I'm pretty kick-ass, if I do humbly say so m'self. I mean, I'm pretty kick-ass, if I do humbly say so m'self.
411 00:17:46,838 00:17:48,330 Well, I agree. Well, I agree.
412 00:17:48,340 00:17:50,698 And that is why it feels so awful And that is why it feels so awful
413 00:17:50,708 00:17:54,134 that Serena hasn't really given you a chance. that Serena hasn't really given you a chance.
414 00:17:54,144 00:17:56,804 Yeah. You know, some days, I don't even see her. Yeah. You know, some days, I don't even see her.
415 00:17:56,814 00:17:59,940 I mean, what do you do all day? I mean, what do you do all day?
416 00:17:59,950 00:18:02,042 Just chill with my roommate, mostly. Just chill with my roommate, mostly.
417 00:18:02,052 00:18:05,346 - And who's that again? - It's the cooker dude, Guy. - And who's that again? - It's the cooker dude, Guy.
418 00:18:05,356 00:18:07,515 - Mm. - Yeah, he's great. - Mm. - Yeah, he's great.
419 00:18:07,525 00:18:09,517 The other night we stayed up till like 3:00 a.m. The other night we stayed up till like 3:00 a.m.
420 00:18:09,527 00:18:11,118 just playing cards, just playing cards,
421 00:18:11,128 00:18:13,888 and he made us these fancy little pancakes. and he made us these fancy little pancakes.
422 00:18:13,898 00:18:16,623 - Mmm. - That sounds fantastic. - Mmm. - That sounds fantastic.
423 00:18:16,633 00:18:18,893 You know, I gotta say, You know, I gotta say,
424 00:18:18,903 00:18:20,895 I never met no one like Guy before. I never met no one like Guy before.
425 00:18:21,789 00:18:23,505 Really? Really?
426 00:18:25,062 00:18:26,566 - Chet. - What? - Chet. - What?
427 00:18:26,576 00:18:28,333 Hey. What are you doing here? Hey. What are you doing here?
428 00:18:28,344 00:18:30,185 I'm a producer. I work here. Listen, listen. I'm a producer. I work here. Listen, listen.
429 00:18:30,196 00:18:32,706 Okay, hey. If you want to take this and run with your vision, Okay, hey. If you want to take this and run with your vision,
430 00:18:32,717 00:18:34,490 it's totally fine by me. I can just head out. it's totally fine by me. I can just head out.
431 00:18:34,501 00:18:37,002 Rachel, we both have jobs to do. Rachel, we both have jobs to do.
432 00:18:39,656 00:18:43,049 Yeah. I mean, this show just does crazy things to your head. Yeah. I mean, this show just does crazy things to your head.
433 00:18:43,059 00:18:45,684 But when I come back to my room and there's Guy, But when I come back to my room and there's Guy,
434 00:18:45,694 00:18:48,321 just a big old smile on his face with a cup of that mint tea just a big old smile on his face with a cup of that mint tea
435 00:18:48,331 00:18:50,723 he makes for me, just a drop of honey in there he makes for me, just a drop of honey in there
436 00:18:50,733 00:18:53,993 and a slice of this really delicious date-nut bread, and a slice of this really delicious date-nut bread,
437 00:18:54,003 00:18:56,237 mmm, he's amazing. mmm, he's amazing.
438 00:18:58,107 00:19:01,166 Warren... Warren...
439 00:19:01,176 00:19:02,371 are you gay? are you gay?
440 00:19:03,712 00:19:04,832 What? What?
441 00:19:05,548 00:19:07,205 Where the hell’s that come from? Where the hell’s that come from?
442 00:19:07,215 00:19:09,575 Well, I mean, you're talking about fancy little pancakes Well, I mean, you're talking about fancy little pancakes
443 00:19:09,585 00:19:12,177 and drops of honey. I mean, not judging at all. and drops of honey. I mean, not judging at all.
444 00:19:12,187 00:19:14,046 So, what, you see "Brokeback Mountain" one time So, what, you see "Brokeback Mountain" one time
445 00:19:14,056 00:19:16,949 and suddenly you think all good-looking single cowboys are gay? and suddenly you think all good-looking single cowboys are gay?
446 00:19:16,959 00:19:18,417 Well, not all of them. Well, not all of them.
447 00:19:18,427 00:19:20,252 But I-I mean, if you want to get But I-I mean, if you want to get
448 00:19:20,262 00:19:22,971 something off your chest, this is a great opportunity. something off your chest, this is a great opportunity.
449 00:19:22,982 00:19:24,494 And you'd only have to come out once, And you'd only have to come out once,
450 00:19:24,505 00:19:27,100 - because everyone would have seen it. - Damn it, I'm not gay! - because everyone would have seen it. - Damn it, I'm not gay!
451 00:19:31,573 00:19:36,701 Well, Mr. Straight Cowboy, you don't have to convince me. Well, Mr. Straight Cowboy, you don't have to convince me.
452 00:19:36,711 00:19:38,235 You need to convince Serena. You need to convince Serena.
453 00:19:38,245 00:19:40,377 Well, where's she at? I'll tell her right now. Well, where's she at? I'll tell her right now.
454 00:19:42,550 00:19:44,542 Oh, that sauce smells so good! Oh, that sauce smells so good!
455 00:19:44,552 00:19:46,310 - Yeah, right? - Can I taste it? - Yeah, right? - Can I taste it?
456 00:19:46,320 00:19:47,445 - Nope. - Please? - Nope. - Please?
457 00:19:47,455 00:19:48,913 No, it's not ready yet. No, it's not ready yet.
458 00:19:48,923 00:19:50,314 Well, then, put me to work, Chef. Well, then, put me to work, Chef.
459 00:19:50,324 00:19:51,648 Okay. Now she's getting into it. Okay. Now she's getting into it.
460 00:19:51,658 00:19:52,749 Look, you said it yourself. Look, you said it yourself.
461 00:19:52,759 00:19:55,252 Let's just... savor Let's just... savor
462 00:19:55,262 00:19:58,089 each of these courses first. each of these courses first.
463 00:19:58,099 00:20:00,958 Well, what if I'm... tired of waiting? Well, what if I'm... tired of waiting?
464 00:20:00,968 00:20:03,294 - Everybody freeze! Nobody move! - What? - Everybody freeze! Nobody move! - What?
465 00:20:03,304 00:20:06,229 Just kidding! I ain't robbing y'all. Just kidding! I ain't robbing y'all.
466 00:20:06,239 00:20:08,064 Just always wanted to holler that. Just always wanted to holler that.
467 00:20:08,074 00:20:10,100 Go, go, go. Guy, where are you?! Go, go, go. Guy, where are you?!
468 00:20:10,110 00:20:11,635 Right here. What are you doing here? Right here. What are you doing here?
469 00:20:11,645 00:20:13,689 Serena... Serena...
470 00:20:13,700 00:20:15,806 - I told the crew the plan. - I hope this gets crazy. - I told the crew the plan. - I hope this gets crazy.
471 00:20:15,816 00:20:17,674 I just want to put these hands all over you. I just want to put these hands all over you.
472 00:20:17,684 00:20:20,143 - Okay, um... - I can't stop thinking about you. - Okay, um... - I can't stop thinking about you.
473 00:20:20,153 00:20:22,612 - I dream about you. - What are you two doing? - I dream about you. - What are you two doing?
474 00:20:22,622 00:20:24,856 We're just gathering, you know, alternative facts. We're just gathering, you know, alternative facts.
475 00:20:24,867 00:20:27,681 Hey, listen. I'm all for secret plans, as long as I know what they are. Hey, listen. I'm all for secret plans, as long as I know what they are.
476 00:20:27,692 00:20:29,252 Otherwise, I'm just wasting my time Otherwise, I'm just wasting my time
477 00:20:29,262 00:20:31,421 - when I should be with my dad. - Oh, relax, Rachel. - when I should be with my dad. - Oh, relax, Rachel.
478 00:20:31,431 00:20:33,589 Your dad survived your mom for 30 years. Your dad survived your mom for 30 years.
479 00:20:33,599 00:20:35,492 He can make it a couple more hours. He can make it a couple more hours.
480 00:20:35,502 00:20:37,593 - Quinn... - GUY: How much have you been drinking? - Quinn... - GUY: How much have you been drinking?
481 00:20:37,613 00:20:39,785 You can't just storm in here and propose to the girl You can't just storm in here and propose to the girl
482 00:20:39,796 00:20:42,364 - I'm on a date with! - Guess what?! I just did! - I'm on a date with! - Guess what?! I just did!
483 00:20:42,374 00:20:44,133 I can't believe you'd do this to me. I can't believe you'd do this to me.
484 00:20:44,143 00:20:46,101 We're supposed to be going through this together. We're supposed to be going through this together.
485 00:20:46,111 00:20:48,470 - We're on the same team. - Oh, God. Excuse me. - We're on the same team. - Oh, God. Excuse me.
486 00:20:48,480 00:20:50,706 I need you to know, and I will whoop your ass, bitch! I need you to know, and I will whoop your ass, bitch!
487 00:20:50,716 00:20:53,375 This is crazy. You should know how I feel about you, dude. This is crazy. You should know how I feel about you, dude.
488 00:20:53,385 00:20:55,877 So, what, this is just another stupid rigged moment? So, what, this is just another stupid rigged moment?
489 00:20:55,887 00:20:58,300 Yeah, Serena, I swear I had, like, nothing to do with this. Yeah, Serena, I swear I had, like, nothing to do with this.
490 00:20:58,311 00:21:00,412 Oh, yeah, right. I don't believe you. Oh, yeah, right. I don't believe you.
491 00:21:00,423 00:21:02,893 You have lost all credibility. You don't give a shit about me. You have lost all credibility. You don't give a shit about me.
492 00:21:02,904 00:21:04,486 Okay, that's not true. Okay, that's not true.
493 00:21:04,496 00:21:07,622 I've treated you better than anyone that's come on this show, ever. I've treated you better than anyone that's come on this show, ever.
494 00:21:07,632 00:21:08,764 I'm trying to protect you. I'm trying to protect you.
495 00:21:08,775 00:21:10,527 I mean, it may not feel like that, but I am. I mean, it may not feel like that, but I am.
496 00:21:10,538 00:21:12,386 Yeah? So, why didn't you tell me about Jasper? Yeah? So, why didn't you tell me about Jasper?
497 00:21:12,397 00:21:14,029 Look, Jasper... He had no idea Look, Jasper... He had no idea
498 00:21:14,039 00:21:15,496 who you were when he made that bet. who you were when he made that bet.
499 00:21:15,506 00:21:18,166 He came on the show, he actually fell for you, He came on the show, he actually fell for you,
500 00:21:18,176 00:21:20,334 and like it or not, he's a great option. and like it or not, he's a great option.
501 00:21:20,344 00:21:21,903 I didn't want you to screw that up. I didn't want you to screw that up.
502 00:21:21,913 00:21:23,471 Because I'm just too dumb to understand... Because I'm just too dumb to understand...
503 00:21:23,481 00:21:26,307 You know what, Serena? I have got so much going on. You know what, Serena? I have got so much going on.
504 00:21:26,317 00:21:28,909 - I am a person. I'm not just a job. - This isn't about your life - I am a person. I'm not just a job. - This isn't about your life
505 00:21:28,919 00:21:31,179 - or whatever's going on with your dad. - Right, look. - or whatever's going on with your dad. - Right, look.
506 00:21:31,189 00:21:33,714 I have put my entire life on indefinite hold I have put my entire life on indefinite hold
507 00:21:33,724 00:21:36,417 for this show, for you, Serena. So you know what? for this show, for you, Serena. So you know what?
508 00:21:36,427 00:21:39,253 I am so sorry if things aren't as picture-perfect I am so sorry if things aren't as picture-perfect
509 00:21:39,263 00:21:41,330 as you seem to believe you are. as you seem to believe you are.
510 00:22:00,855 00:22:02,894 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey.
511 00:22:03,391 00:22:06,120 - It's kinda hot in here. - Yeah. - It's kinda hot in here. - Yeah.
512 00:22:06,710 00:22:08,917 Listen, I need to talk to you. Listen, I need to talk to you.
513 00:22:10,408 00:22:11,533 WOMAN: Here, people. WOMAN: Here, people.
514 00:22:11,544 00:22:13,711 W-T-F? W-T-F?
515 00:22:20,862 00:22:22,686 What the hell is this? What the hell is this?
516 00:22:24,221 00:22:26,413 Did you do this? Did you do this?
517 00:22:26,976 00:22:28,835 - No. - Who's the lucky dude? - No. - Who's the lucky dude?
518 00:22:28,846 00:22:31,171 - QUINN: I have no idea. - You guys should switch. - QUINN: I have no idea. - You guys should switch.
519 00:22:31,181 00:22:34,140 Chilean peonies are your favorite, right? Chilean peonies are your favorite, right?
520 00:22:34,150 00:22:36,677 - How did you know? - I did my due diligence. - How did you know? - I did my due diligence.
521 00:22:36,687 00:22:39,580 I called in a few favors from the old South American Rolodex, I called in a few favors from the old South American Rolodex,
522 00:22:39,590 00:22:42,648 and, uh, voilà. and, uh, voilà.
523 00:22:42,658 00:22:44,751 Excuse us. Please. Excuse us. Please.
524 00:22:45,603 00:22:48,955 - These are for you. - GUY: Unbelievable. - These are for you. - GUY: Unbelievable.
525 00:22:48,965 00:22:52,993 And, uh, this is what $400,000 looks like. And, uh, this is what $400,000 looks like.
526 00:22:53,003 00:22:55,628 It's the money I could've won. It's the money I could've won.
527 00:22:55,638 00:22:57,463 The money I never would've taken. The money I never would've taken.
528 00:22:57,473 00:22:58,865 Screw this. Screw this.
529 00:22:58,875 00:23:02,334 You spent $400,000 on me? You spent $400,000 on me?
530 00:23:02,344 00:23:04,670 - On flowers? - No, no. - On flowers? - No, no.
531 00:23:04,680 00:23:09,275 Uh, well, maybe $100,000. Uh, well, maybe $100,000.
532 00:23:09,285 00:23:11,944 It was another $100,000 to Planned Parenthood, It was another $100,000 to Planned Parenthood,
533 00:23:11,954 00:23:15,400 and then another couple hundred to Girls Who Code. and then another couple hundred to Girls Who Code.
534 00:23:16,292 00:23:17,580 Look, Serena. Look, Serena.
535 00:23:18,527 00:23:22,621 I need you to know that that bet, the money, I need you to know that that bet, the money,
536 00:23:22,631 00:23:25,224 none of it means anything compared to you. none of it means anything compared to you.
537 00:23:25,234 00:23:29,361 I haven't got to where I am today without taking risks. I haven't got to where I am today without taking risks.
538 00:23:29,371 00:23:31,730 I can bet every single penny that I have I can bet every single penny that I have
539 00:23:31,740 00:23:34,299 that the same could be said of you. that the same could be said of you.
540 00:23:34,309 00:23:38,202 So I'm asking you, please, take a risk. So I'm asking you, please, take a risk.
541 00:23:38,212 00:23:39,479 On me. On me.
542 00:23:44,986 00:23:46,697 Jasper, this is, um... Jasper, this is, um...
543 00:23:47,388 00:23:49,121 this is amazing. this is amazing.
544 00:23:52,660 00:23:54,033 I'll think about it. I'll think about it.
545 00:23:56,030 00:23:58,323 What? What? What? What?
546 00:23:58,333 00:24:00,858 $400,000, and she'll think about it? $400,000, and she'll think about it?
547 00:24:00,868 00:24:03,428 No. No. He's a wifey, for crying out loud. No. No. He's a wifey, for crying out loud.
548 00:24:03,438 00:24:05,729 Somebody go defrost that ice princess Somebody go defrost that ice princess
549 00:24:05,739 00:24:07,201 before the elimination ceremony! before the elimination ceremony!
550 00:24:07,212 00:24:10,200 Jay, at least get her back out here for better reaction shots Jay, at least get her back out here for better reaction shots
551 00:24:10,210 00:24:12,202 if you have to put audio on her back! if you have to put audio on her back!
552 00:24:12,212 00:24:13,737 Go, go! Ugh! JAY: Okay, all right. Go, go! Ugh! JAY: Okay, all right.
553 00:24:13,747 00:24:16,882 You tried, man. That's all you can do. You tried, man. That's all you can do.
554 00:24:24,283 00:24:26,509 You need professional care, sir. You need professional care, sir.
555 00:24:26,520 00:24:29,574 - It's a 30-day program. - I just need Rachel to come home. - It's a 30-day program. - I just need Rachel to come home.
556 00:24:29,585 00:24:31,664 Do you really want to put that all on your daughter? Do you really want to put that all on your daughter?
557 00:24:31,675 00:24:33,537 She can handle it. She's good at what she does. She can handle it. She's good at what she does.
558 00:24:33,548 00:24:35,292 Yeah, and that might be the problem. Yeah, and that might be the problem.
559 00:24:35,302 00:24:38,528 Especially with a boss as demanding as Quinn. Especially with a boss as demanding as Quinn.
560 00:24:38,538 00:24:40,964 What do you mean? What is Quinn doing? Is she hurting Rachel? What do you mean? What is Quinn doing? Is she hurting Rachel?
561 00:24:40,975 00:24:44,467 - I heard the way she was talking... - No, no, no. It's just... - I heard the way she was talking... - No, no, no. It's just...
562 00:24:44,477 00:24:46,536 From what I've learned, From what I've learned,
563 00:24:46,546 00:24:48,538 this place is more than anyone can handle. this place is more than anyone can handle.
564 00:24:48,548 00:24:50,381 Okay, what are you not telling me? Okay, what are you not telling me?
565 00:24:53,785 00:24:55,378 Whoo! Whoo!
566 00:24:55,388 00:24:56,812 Chill with my roommate, mostly. Chill with my roommate, mostly.
567 00:24:56,822 00:24:58,747 Guy. He's great. The cooker dude. Guy. He's great. The cooker dude.
568 00:24:58,757 00:25:00,883 The other night we stayed up TILL LIKE 3:00 a.m. The other night we stayed up TILL LIKE 3:00 a.m.
569 00:25:00,893 00:25:03,085 It's delicious. He's my boy. It's delicious. He's my boy.
570 00:25:03,095 00:25:04,953 I just want to put these hands all over you. I just want to put these hands all over you.
571 00:25:04,963 00:25:07,823 - I can't stop thinking about you. - This is crazy. - I can't stop thinking about you. - This is crazy.
572 00:25:07,833 00:25:09,492 You should know how I feel about you. You should know how I feel about you.
573 00:25:09,502 00:25:11,760 We're on the same team. I dream about you. We're on the same team. I dream about you.
574 00:25:11,770 00:25:13,436 Yeah! Yeah!
575 00:25:17,008 00:25:19,767 What the hell did you guys do? We're not gay! What the hell did you guys do? We're not gay!
576 00:25:19,778 00:25:22,004 We're just following the story. We're just following the story.
577 00:25:22,014 00:25:23,839 That's not the story! That's not the story!
578 00:25:23,849 00:25:26,107 You guys put that together. That's... That's slander! You guys put that together. That's... That's slander!
579 00:25:26,117 00:25:27,409 You can't air that! You can't air that!
580 00:25:27,419 00:25:28,910 Oh, of course we can't. Oh, of course we can't.
581 00:25:28,920 00:25:31,112 I mean, at least not without your permission. I mean, at least not without your permission.
582 00:25:31,122 00:25:34,416 - Which you'll never get! - Oh, that's too bad. - Which you'll never get! - Oh, that's too bad.
583 00:25:34,426 00:25:36,317 'Cause the truth is, 'Cause the truth is,
584 00:25:36,327 00:25:38,186 tonight's probably the end of the line for you. tonight's probably the end of the line for you.
585 00:25:38,196 00:25:40,522 Things are looking a little dry with Serena. Things are looking a little dry with Serena.
586 00:25:40,532 00:25:42,957 - You're going home without a fiancée. - Yeah. - You're going home without a fiancée. - Yeah.
587 00:25:42,967 00:25:45,192 And, you know, without even making, And, you know, without even making,
588 00:25:45,202 00:25:48,963 like, a real name for yourself or your culinary dreams. like, a real name for yourself or your culinary dreams.
589 00:25:48,973 00:25:51,599 Such a shame, 'cause it's such a good story. Such a shame, 'cause it's such a good story.
590 00:25:51,609 00:25:54,435 I mean, after years of wondering why you're still single, I mean, after years of wondering why you're still single,
591 00:25:54,445 00:25:56,804 you come on "Everlasting" only to discover you come on "Everlasting" only to discover
592 00:25:56,814 00:25:59,339 the love you've been looking for in a man. the love you've been looking for in a man.
593 00:25:59,349 00:26:01,208 Oh, the eyeballs we'd get. Oh, the eyeballs we'd get.
594 00:26:01,218 00:26:04,311 Oh, on the show, and on you! Oh, on the show, and on you!
595 00:26:04,321 00:26:06,613 What are you suggesting? What are you suggesting?
596 00:26:06,623 00:26:09,383 Uh, you know, part of me has always wanted Uh, you know, part of me has always wanted
597 00:26:09,393 00:26:12,352 to get into the restaurant business, right? to get into the restaurant business, right?
598 00:26:12,362 00:26:15,189 - How 'bout you, Chet? - Well, you know that about me. - How 'bout you, Chet? - Well, you know that about me.
599 00:26:15,199 00:26:17,624 I've just been looking for the right chef to invest in. I've just been looking for the right chef to invest in.
600 00:26:17,634 00:26:21,002 Yeah, and all you have to do is lean into the narrative. Yeah, and all you have to do is lean into the narrative.
601 00:26:23,139 00:26:24,397 DR. SIMON: It's complicated. DR. SIMON: It's complicated.
602 00:26:24,407 00:26:26,165 Rachel's history with this place... Rachel's history with this place...
603 00:26:26,175 00:26:27,867 I can't give you specifics, I can't give you specifics,
604 00:26:27,877 00:26:31,738 but Quinn hired me specifically to safeguard Rachel but Quinn hired me specifically to safeguard Rachel
605 00:26:31,748 00:26:33,573 after what happened last year. after what happened last year.
606 00:26:33,583 00:26:35,508 Why? What happened? Why? What happened?
607 00:26:35,518 00:26:38,010 Well, as you know, Rachel was hospitalized. Well, as you know, Rachel was hospitalized.
608 00:26:38,020 00:26:41,247 It was a real breakdown. And I-I'm just saying, having you here It was a real breakdown. And I-I'm just saying, having you here
609 00:26:41,257 00:26:43,749 may be more than Rachel's equipped to handle. may be more than Rachel's equipped to handle.
610 00:26:44,673 00:26:46,419 Hey! What the hell are you doing? Hey! What the hell are you doing?
611 00:26:46,429 00:26:47,967 Nothing. I'm just talking to your dad. Nothing. I'm just talking to your dad.
612 00:26:47,978 00:26:50,089 - About what? - Hon, I had no idea - About what? - Hon, I had no idea
613 00:26:50,099 00:26:51,490 you were under so much stress. you were under so much stress.
614 00:26:51,500 00:26:53,191 - What did you tell him? - Nothing. - What did you tell him? - Nothing.
615 00:26:53,201 00:26:55,160 Dad, whatever he told you, it's a lie. Dad, whatever he told you, it's a lie.
616 00:26:55,170 00:26:56,595 Rach, we have to do something. Rach, we have to do something.
617 00:26:56,605 00:26:58,230 Seriously, what is this?! Seriously, what is this?!
618 00:26:58,240 00:27:01,559 Rachel, I was just explaining to your dad Rachel, I was just explaining to your dad
619 00:27:01,570 00:27:03,197 how challenging things are for you here. how challenging things are for you here.
620 00:27:03,208 00:27:04,697 Look, I don't want to be a burden, right? Look, I don't want to be a burden, right?
621 00:27:04,708 00:27:06,774 I just want to be a dad. That's all I ever wanted. I just want to be a dad. That's all I ever wanted.
622 00:27:06,785 00:27:08,818 - You've completely crossed the line. - I didn't. - You've completely crossed the line. - I didn't.
623 00:27:08,829 00:27:10,289 Yes, you did. You went behind my back Yes, you did. You went behind my back
624 00:27:10,300 00:27:12,377 when you knew I'd be gone and put ideas in his head, when you knew I'd be gone and put ideas in his head,
625 00:27:12,387 00:27:14,746 when I explicitly told you that he was okay. when I explicitly told you that he was okay.
626 00:27:14,756 00:27:16,782 He's not okay! He's not okay!
627 00:27:16,793 00:27:19,184 He's not well, Rachel. He needs to be in a facility! He's not well, Rachel. He needs to be in a facility!
628 00:27:19,194 00:27:21,286 Stop telling me what to do. Stop telling me what to do.
629 00:27:21,296 00:27:22,995 Dad? Dad?
630 00:27:26,500 00:27:28,392 You're gonna be a tabloid hero. You're gonna be a tabloid hero.
631 00:27:28,402 00:27:31,891 And with all that press and our support, And with all that press and our support,
632 00:27:31,902 00:27:34,172 you could open a restaurant anywhere... you could open a restaurant anywhere...
633 00:27:34,183 00:27:36,108 Weho, Chelsea... Weho, Chelsea...
634 00:27:39,250 00:27:41,639 Vegas. On the strip. Vegas. On the strip.
635 00:27:41,649 00:27:43,954 None of this downtown resurgence crap. None of this downtown resurgence crap.
636 00:27:44,585 00:27:47,077 - And I wanna be bi. - Okay. - And I wanna be bi. - Okay.
637 00:27:47,087 00:27:48,612 No problem. No problem.
638 00:27:48,622 00:27:50,414 Sexuality is so fluid these days. Sexuality is so fluid these days.
639 00:27:50,425 00:27:52,058 It's a pleasure doing business with you. It's a pleasure doing business with you.
640 00:27:53,672 00:27:56,419 ASA: Quinn! Where the hell is Quinn King?! ASA: Quinn! Where the hell is Quinn King?!
641 00:27:56,429 00:27:57,888 - Excuse me. - Excuse me. - Excuse me. - Excuse me.
642 00:27:57,898 00:27:59,956 Where the hell is she?! Where the hell is she?!
643 00:27:59,966 00:28:04,146 All you people with your... your cameras and your walkie talkies, All you people with your... your cameras and your walkie talkies,
644 00:28:04,157 00:28:06,763 and you're talking in her ear, trying to control her! I... and you're talking in her ear, trying to control her! I...
645 00:28:06,773 00:28:08,965 - I'm gonna need to get Rachel. - Hey! I heard that. - I'm gonna need to get Rachel. - Hey! I heard that.
646 00:28:08,975 00:28:10,934 WOMAN: What the hell is he talking about? WOMAN: What the hell is he talking about?
647 00:28:10,944 00:28:12,602 I don't have voices in my ear. I don't have voices in my ear.
648 00:28:12,612 00:28:14,763 I had Olive in my ear for a very long time, I had Olive in my ear for a very long time,
649 00:28:14,774 00:28:17,173 but I don't... have her in my ear anymore. but I don't... have her in my ear anymore.
650 00:28:17,183 00:28:18,403 Mr. Goldberg, I don't think... Mr. Goldberg, I don't think...
651 00:28:18,414 00:28:21,744 You stay right where you are. Don't you come near me. I see you. You stay right where you are. Don't you come near me. I see you.
652 00:28:22,946 00:28:24,947 What are you doing to her? What are you doing to her?
653 00:28:25,844 00:28:27,283 You're hurting her, you know that? You're hurting her, you know that?
654 00:28:27,293 00:28:29,018 And you have to stop it. And you have to stop it.
655 00:28:29,028 00:28:32,021 I will not let you poison my little girl. I will not let you poison my little girl.
656 00:28:32,031 00:28:34,643 She has more... more guts and more talent She has more... more guts and more talent
657 00:28:34,654 00:28:36,625 than any of you, and you are ruining her! than any of you, and you are ruining her!
658 00:28:36,635 00:28:38,397 Let me talk to him, all right? I've got it. It's fine. Dad. Let me talk to him, all right? I've got it. It's fine. Dad.
659 00:28:38,408 00:28:40,373 I have to protect you. I couldn't protect you before. I have to protect you. I couldn't protect you before.
660 00:28:40,384 00:28:42,076 Listen, I don't need protecting. It's okay. Listen, I don't need protecting. It's okay.
661 00:28:42,087 00:28:43,659 No, sweetheart, it happened in my house. No, sweetheart, it happened in my house.
662 00:28:43,670 00:28:46,404 What that man did to you was in my house. What that man did to you was in my house.
663 00:28:46,415 00:28:48,154 It should've been the safest place of all for you. It should've been the safest place of all for you.
664 00:28:48,165 00:28:49,264 Come on, Dad. It's okay. Come on, Dad. It's okay.
665 00:28:49,459 00:28:50,854 - Come on. It's okay. - Forgive me. Forgive me, sweetheart. - Come on. It's okay. - Forgive me. Forgive me, sweetheart.
666 00:28:50,865 00:28:52,974 - Come on, Dad. Come on. - Can you forgive me? - Come on, Dad. Come on. - Can you forgive me?
667 00:28:52,991 00:28:55,425 Dad, yeah, of course. I'm okay. I got it. Dad, yeah, of course. I'm okay. I got it.
668 00:28:57,889 00:29:00,315 Seriously? Shut the hell up! Seriously? Shut the hell up!
669 00:29:00,325 00:29:02,158 Show some respect! Show some respect!
670 00:29:07,565 00:29:09,991 Chet! Put it down. Chet! Put it down.
671 00:29:10,001 00:29:11,893 It's good drama. Emmy. It's good drama. Emmy.
672 00:29:11,903 00:29:14,654 This is real. This is Rachel. This is real. This is Rachel.
673 00:29:15,039 00:29:17,039 All right, guys. Show's over. All right, guys. Show's over.
674 00:29:18,008 00:29:19,708 Back to work! Back to work!
675 00:29:28,975 00:29:30,570 Does Olive know he's here? Does Olive know he's here?
676 00:29:30,580 00:29:33,679 Yeah. I mean, like, no, not really. Quinn, look. Yeah. I mean, like, no, not really. Quinn, look.
677 00:29:33,689 00:29:35,164 You don't even understand, okay? You don't even understand, okay?
678 00:29:35,174 00:29:36,974 I mean, like, I had to get him away from her. I mean, like, I had to get him away from her.
679 00:29:36,984 00:29:39,897 Your mom is a witch, I get it. But your dad does not belong on set. Your mom is a witch, I get it. But your dad does not belong on set.
680 00:29:39,908 00:29:41,912 I'm just keeping him here until I can get him off I'm just keeping him here until I can get him off
681 00:29:41,922 00:29:44,715 all those drugs that she's forced on him all those years. all those drugs that she's forced on him all those years.
682 00:29:44,725 00:29:46,349 Like, I can do it. I did it for myself. Like, I can do it. I did it for myself.
683 00:29:46,359 00:29:48,385 I can help him. He just needs to detox. I can help him. He just needs to detox.
684 00:29:48,395 00:29:51,054 Okay, Rachel, you gotta take a beat, all right? Okay, Rachel, you gotta take a beat, all right?
685 00:29:51,064 00:29:53,156 I get it, but this is beyond you. I get it, but this is beyond you.
686 00:29:53,166 00:29:54,591 Your dad needs real help. Your dad needs real help.
687 00:29:54,601 00:29:57,160 No, I can do it, Quinn, okay? I have to! No, I can do it, Quinn, okay? I have to!
688 00:29:57,170 00:30:00,897 Okay, listen to me, all right? Okay, listen to me, all right?
689 00:30:02,374 00:30:05,035 I know you think that if you fix him, I know you think that if you fix him,
690 00:30:05,045 00:30:07,337 you'll somehow fix yourself, you'll somehow fix yourself,
691 00:30:07,347 00:30:09,813 but that's not how it works. but that's not how it works.
692 00:30:19,759 00:30:22,618 Okay. Okay.
693 00:30:22,628 00:30:24,086 What? What is that? What? What is that?
694 00:30:24,096 00:30:25,855 One lousy bouquet? One lousy bouquet?
695 00:30:25,865 00:30:28,524 What happened to the rest of peonies and... Oh, my God. What happened to the rest of peonies and... Oh, my God.
696 00:30:28,534 00:30:30,760 What is on Graham's head? What is on Graham's head?
697 00:30:30,770 00:30:34,096 They say love is blind, but not for the lucky men They say love is blind, but not for the lucky men
698 00:30:34,106 00:30:39,676 for whom Serena will gift these Vesper GS-1... for whom Serena will gift these Vesper GS-1...
699 00:30:40,979 00:30:43,272 Night Vision Goggles. Wow. Night Vision Goggles. Wow.
700 00:30:43,282 00:30:46,708 Star light, star bright, first hot woman I see tonight Star light, star bright, first hot woman I see tonight
701 00:30:46,718 00:30:50,312 is, oh, our Northern Star, Serena! is, oh, our Northern Star, Serena!
702 00:30:50,322 00:30:52,447 Thank you, Graham. Thank you, Graham.
703 00:30:52,457 00:30:56,358 The Vesper GS-1: See the Love. The Vesper GS-1: See the Love.
704 00:30:58,462 00:31:02,122 Well, it's been another... interesting evening. Well, it's been another... interesting evening.
705 00:31:02,133 00:31:03,792 - And... - Wait! - And... - Wait!
706 00:31:03,802 00:31:06,494 I'm sorry, Serena, but before this goes any further, I'm sorry, Serena, but before this goes any further,
707 00:31:06,504 00:31:08,829 I have something to say. I'm cutting myself. I have something to say. I'm cutting myself.
708 00:31:08,839 00:31:10,998 - Hmm. - Excuse me? - Hmm. - Excuse me?
709 00:31:11,008 00:31:13,667 This is hard for me to talk about... This is hard for me to talk about...
710 00:31:13,677 00:31:16,070 but there's actually someone here I care for but there's actually someone here I care for
711 00:31:16,080 00:31:17,905 who's not Serena. who's not Serena.
712 00:31:17,915 00:31:19,907 You're beautiful and amazing, You're beautiful and amazing,
713 00:31:19,917 00:31:22,653 but this is all a lie. but this is all a lie.
714 00:31:22,664 00:31:25,371 Being here, I realized Being here, I realized
715 00:31:25,382 00:31:27,051 the truth about myself. the truth about myself.
716 00:31:27,062 00:31:29,963 And I found a different kind of love. And I found a different kind of love.
717 00:31:31,454 00:31:33,255 I'm off to Sin City, folks! I'm off to Sin City, folks!
718 00:31:33,265 00:31:35,823 I'm opening a new restaurant in Vegas. I'm opening a new restaurant in Vegas.
719 00:31:35,833 00:31:38,525 On the strip. Coming 2019. On the strip. Coming 2019.
720 00:31:38,535 00:31:42,137 See? I told you guys he was here for all the wrong reasons. See? I told you guys he was here for all the wrong reasons.
721 00:31:44,208 00:31:45,798 Oh, my God. Did you see that?! Oh, my God. Did you see that?!
722 00:31:45,808 00:31:48,968 - What, is he gay now or something? - Ooh, that! - What, is he gay now or something? - Ooh, that!
723 00:31:48,978 00:31:51,871 The squeeze that launched a thousand Tweets! The squeeze that launched a thousand Tweets!
724 00:31:51,881 00:31:55,371 Hmm. Well, can't wait for Twitter to get a hold of that. Hmm. Well, can't wait for Twitter to get a hold of that.
725 00:31:55,852 00:31:58,064 Well. That was unexpected. Well. That was unexpected.
726 00:31:58,074 00:32:01,676 But I still do need to cut one more of you tonight. But I still do need to cut one more of you tonight.
727 00:32:04,294 00:32:07,087 Warren, I get that you think that I'm the one for you, Warren, I get that you think that I'm the one for you,
728 00:32:07,097 00:32:09,289 but I think you should go find the... but I think you should go find the...
729 00:32:09,299 00:32:12,359 the person that you're supposed to be with the person that you're supposed to be with
730 00:32:12,369 00:32:13,593 as soon as you can. as soon as you can.
731 00:32:13,603 00:32:15,895 Oh. Bye-bye, Brokeback. Oh. Bye-bye, Brokeback.
732 00:32:15,905 00:32:17,764 That was a bonus, right? That was a bonus, right?
733 00:32:17,774 00:32:19,599 Yeah. It's the perfect ending. Yeah. It's the perfect ending.
734 00:32:19,609 00:32:21,568 MAN: Okay, yeah. That's a cut. MAN: Okay, yeah. That's a cut.
735 00:32:21,578 00:32:23,811 Can we get somebody in here to blow out these candles? Can we get somebody in here to blow out these candles?
736 00:32:29,051 00:32:30,742 You can't do this. You can't do this.
737 00:32:30,753 00:32:34,581 - I can't do what? - I didn't screw Guy... - I can't do what? - I didn't screw Guy...
738 00:32:34,591 00:32:36,415 not him or... or any other dude, okay? not him or... or any other dude, okay?
739 00:32:36,425 00:32:38,785 How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not gay! How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not gay!
740 00:32:38,795 00:32:42,989 Mm, except now, there's no way you can say that on TV Mm, except now, there's no way you can say that on TV
741 00:32:42,999 00:32:44,824 without sounding like an asshole. without sounding like an asshole.
742 00:32:44,834 00:32:47,960 So, what am I supposed to do? This is my life! So, what am I supposed to do? This is my life!
743 00:32:47,970 00:32:51,340 I make TV, Warren. Life's not my problem. I make TV, Warren. Life's not my problem.
744 00:32:55,777 00:32:57,570 Well, maybe it should be. Well, maybe it should be.
745 00:32:57,580 00:33:01,394 'Cause getting mercy slammed by a contestant half your age... 'Cause getting mercy slammed by a contestant half your age...
746 00:33:02,251 00:33:04,217 that's just sad. that's just sad.
747 00:33:10,166 00:33:11,394 SERENA: Hey, Rachel. SERENA: Hey, Rachel.
748 00:33:13,095 00:33:14,519 Hey, um... Hey, um...
749 00:33:14,529 00:33:18,289 I'm, uh... really sorry. I'm, uh... really sorry.
750 00:33:18,299 00:33:19,657 For what? For what?
751 00:33:19,667 00:33:23,194 I was callous and insensitive before. I was callous and insensitive before.
752 00:33:23,204 00:33:26,097 I didn't realize you were dealing with so much. I didn't realize you were dealing with so much.
753 00:33:26,107 00:33:28,699 - It's, like, not your problem. - Is there anything I can do? - It's, like, not your problem. - Is there anything I can do?
754 00:33:28,709 00:33:31,310 No, it's fine. Have a good night. No, it's fine. Have a good night.
755 00:33:46,688 00:33:48,653 - Rachel... - I know. - Rachel... - I know.
756 00:33:48,663 00:33:50,162 Can we have a second? Can we have a second?
757 00:33:55,402 00:33:57,101 Daddy? Daddy?
758 00:34:18,490 00:34:20,079 Hey, Quinnie. Hey, Quinnie.
759 00:34:21,822 00:34:23,756 Is Rachel okay? Is Rachel okay?
760 00:34:25,293 00:34:27,611 She is always okay. She is always okay.
761 00:34:28,296 00:34:30,696 She's tough. She's a fighter. She's tough. She's a fighter.
762 00:34:31,895 00:34:34,629 Like you. Like you.
763 00:34:35,936 00:34:37,436 Listen. Listen.
764 00:34:37,446 00:34:40,973 Uh... I really do appreciate Uh... I really do appreciate
765 00:34:40,983 00:34:43,918 you taking this Emmy thing seriously. you taking this Emmy thing seriously.
766 00:34:43,928 00:34:45,763 I know it sound crazy. I know it sound crazy.
767 00:34:45,773 00:34:50,174 It's just I think this is my one shot at leaving a legacy to my son, It's just I think this is my one shot at leaving a legacy to my son,
768 00:34:50,184 00:34:52,107 who I'll probably never see again. who I'll probably never see again.
769 00:34:52,118 00:34:55,345 Yes, you will. Yes, you will.
770 00:34:55,355 00:34:57,440 You fight for everything. You fight for everything.
771 00:34:57,451 00:34:59,648 You even came at me the other night. You even came at me the other night.
772 00:34:59,659 00:35:02,686 - Which got me nowhere... - But you tried. - Which got me nowhere... - But you tried.
773 00:35:02,696 00:35:06,189 So, why are you not trying for this? So, why are you not trying for this?
774 00:35:06,199 00:35:09,025 If you want to see your son, fight for him! If you want to see your son, fight for him!
775 00:35:09,035 00:35:11,460 You can win an Emmy, you can see your son, You can win an Emmy, you can see your son,
776 00:35:11,470 00:35:13,362 you can do whatever the hell you want. you can do whatever the hell you want.
777 00:35:13,372 00:35:16,040 But you have to fight. But you have to fight.
778 00:35:17,376 00:35:19,268 Yeah. Yeah.
779 00:35:20,309 00:35:23,207 Hey, you want these filters in the cart or on the truck? Hey, you want these filters in the cart or on the truck?
780 00:35:24,503 00:35:25,690 Jeremy? Jeremy?
781 00:35:25,701 00:35:28,635 What? Um, yeah. Thanks. What? Um, yeah. Thanks.
782 00:35:32,057 00:35:33,590 You should go talk to her. You should go talk to her.
783 00:35:35,298 00:35:37,931 I'm serious. She needs someone right now. I'm serious. She needs someone right now.
784 00:35:40,204 00:35:41,269 Thank you. Thank you.
785 00:35:56,381 00:35:59,516 - It's too much, Rach. - No, it's fine, Dad, really. - It's too much, Rach. - No, it's fine, Dad, really.
786 00:35:59,941 00:36:01,365 It's what you need. It's what you need.
787 00:36:16,074 00:36:17,360 Rach? Rach?
788 00:36:17,863 00:36:19,656 You in there? You in there?
789 00:36:24,108 00:36:25,832 Rach? Rach?
790 00:36:25,842 00:36:28,110 Jeremy? What are you doing? Jeremy? What are you doing?
791 00:36:29,990 00:36:31,189 What are you doing? What are you doing?
792 00:36:31,199 00:36:33,199 I'm checking on Rachel. I'm checking on Rachel.
793 00:36:36,563 00:36:38,029 Me, too. Me, too.
794 00:36:39,974 00:36:41,195 Don't. Don't.
795 00:36:42,062 00:36:43,996 We cannot do this again. We cannot do this again.
796 00:36:44,007 00:36:45,740 Trust me. Trust me.
797 00:36:46,129 00:36:47,628 Step away. Step away.
798 00:36:59,154 00:37:01,100 Why so sad? Why so sad?
799 00:37:01,111 00:37:03,145 Sissy no bounce? Sissy no bounce?
800 00:37:05,614 00:37:08,048 We broke up. We broke up.
801 00:37:09,585 00:37:11,685 I feel like shit. I feel like shit.
802 00:37:14,623 00:37:18,525 This is what always makes me feel better. This is what always makes me feel better.
803 00:37:44,185 00:37:47,979 WOMAN: Want to get a drink, or you want to go home and crash? WOMAN: Want to get a drink, or you want to go home and crash?
804 00:37:47,989 00:37:50,556 Okay, good. Okay, good.
805 00:38:07,674 00:38:09,833 Hi! Hi!
806 00:38:09,843 00:38:12,803 Oh... Oh, no. I'm sorry. I was running a little bit late. Oh... Oh, no. I'm sorry. I was running a little bit late.
807 00:38:12,813 00:38:15,772 We had a... I had to be in the editing, uh, bay. We had a... I had to be in the editing, uh, bay.
808 00:38:15,782 00:38:18,108 I-I-I'm on my way, and I'm sorry. I-I-I'm on my way, and I'm sorry.
809 00:38:18,118 00:38:20,118 Okay. I lo... Okay, you too. Bye. Okay. I lo... Okay, you too. Bye.
810 00:38:46,978 00:38:49,571 - REALTOR: Hello? - It's Rachel calling you back. - REALTOR: Hello? - It's Rachel calling you back.
811 00:38:49,582 00:38:52,875 Hey, Rachel, whatever you said to the owners worked. Hey, Rachel, whatever you said to the owners worked.
812 00:38:52,885 00:38:54,677 They're willing to cut you a deal, They're willing to cut you a deal,
813 00:38:54,687 00:38:57,425 but they need that 75k tomorrow. but they need that 75k tomorrow.
814 00:38:57,435 00:38:58,601 I don't have it. I don't have it.
815 00:38:58,611 00:39:00,711 I beg your pardon? I beg your pardon?
816 00:39:00,728 00:39:01,821 The money... The money...
817 00:39:02,868 00:39:05,517 I thought I had it, but I don't have it anymore. I thought I had it, but I don't have it anymore.
818 00:39:06,652 00:39:08,519 It's all gone. It's all gone.
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