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1 00:00:01,477 00:00:03,111 - Am I in trouble? - Yes. - Am I in trouble? - Yes.
2 00:00:03,146 00:00:05,012 Every now and then, you got to break the rules. Every now and then, you got to break the rules.
3 00:00:05,048 00:00:07,047 You see something you want, and you take it. You see something you want, and you take it.
4 00:00:07,082 00:00:09,250 Oh, my God, he's talking to you. Oh, my God, he's talking to you.
5 00:00:09,285 00:00:10,417 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
6 00:00:10,453 00:00:12,353 Stop! I just told you to kiss the guy. Stop! I just told you to kiss the guy.
7 00:00:12,388 00:00:14,655 You gave the Suitress to Madison? You gave the Suitress to Madison?
8 00:00:14,690 00:00:17,023 You wanted no part of the "toxic sludge." You wanted no part of the "toxic sludge."
9 00:00:17,059 00:00:19,426 And I didn't want to get in the way of your "Essential Honesty." And I didn't want to get in the way of your "Essential Honesty."
10 00:00:19,462 00:00:21,962 If you want to get to know me and ask me out on a real date, If you want to get to know me and ask me out on a real date,
11 00:00:21,997 00:00:23,263 maybe I'll say yes. maybe I'll say yes.
12 00:00:23,298 00:00:24,831 - I love it. - Who is this guy? - I love it. - Who is this guy?
13 00:00:24,867 00:00:26,633 His name's Xavier. He's a friend. His name's Xavier. He's a friend.
14 00:00:26,668 00:00:28,168 He's lucky guy. He's lucky guy.
15 00:00:28,203 00:00:31,404 Imagine a show about underground dance scenes Imagine a show about underground dance scenes
16 00:00:31,439 00:00:33,640 all over the world. And Alexi's gonna host it. all over the world. And Alexi's gonna host it.
17 00:00:33,675 00:00:35,475 All right, let's make it happen. All right, let's make it happen.
18 00:00:35,510 00:00:39,178 There is one person with whom I've made a real connection... There is one person with whom I've made a real connection...
19 00:00:39,213 00:00:41,080 August. August.
20 00:00:41,115 00:00:42,749 CHET: See? Her? CHET: See? Her?
21 00:00:42,784 00:00:43,883 Just cut her out. Just cut her out.
22 00:00:43,918 00:00:45,084 That's amazing. That's amazing.
23 00:00:45,119 00:00:46,519 Listen, I got some footage. Listen, I got some footage.
24 00:00:46,554 00:00:49,289 I think there's a real zeitgeisty story here. I think there's a real zeitgeisty story here.
25 00:00:49,324 00:00:51,324 Two people died last season. Two people died last season.
26 00:00:51,359 00:00:52,659 That's on me. That's on me.
27 00:00:52,694 00:00:55,094 Coming to me was a very important step. Coming to me was a very important step.
28 00:00:55,129 00:00:57,096 I want to help you figure out where this... I want to help you figure out where this...
29 00:00:57,131 00:01:00,166 this darkness comes from. this darkness comes from.
30 00:01:00,201 00:01:03,335 I need it tighter up here as well, not just down there. I need it tighter up here as well, not just down there.
31 00:01:03,370 00:01:05,171 Hey, Quinn... Hey, Quinn...
32 00:01:05,206 00:01:08,974 [CHUCKLING] Oh, damn! A custom suit? [CHUCKLING] Oh, damn! A custom suit?
33 00:01:09,010 00:01:11,810 Don't you think we ought to actually sell our pitch first? Don't you think we ought to actually sell our pitch first?
34 00:01:11,845 00:01:14,680 Oh, Jay, I think you left your balls in the hall. Oh, Jay, I think you left your balls in the hall.
35 00:01:14,715 00:01:16,848 That's really cute. And it's possibly illegal. That's really cute. And it's possibly illegal.
36 00:01:16,883 00:01:18,450 Hey, go take a look at that. Hey, go take a look at that.
37 00:01:18,485 00:01:20,852 Berto, why are your hands not moving? Berto, why are your hands not moving?
38 00:01:20,887 00:01:21,953 You're here to work. You're here to work.
39 00:01:21,988 00:01:23,888 - Oh, my God. - [SIGHS] - Oh, my God. - [SIGHS]
40 00:01:23,924 00:01:26,090 Quinn, where did you get this shot of Alexi? Quinn, where did you get this shot of Alexi?
41 00:01:26,126 00:01:28,359 Oh, I got it from his PR people. Oh, I got it from his PR people.
42 00:01:28,394 00:01:30,795 Makes you want to lick the poster, right? Makes you want to lick the poster, right?
43 00:01:30,831 00:01:32,663 I mean, yeah, Alexi's great, I mean, yeah, Alexi's great,
44 00:01:32,699 00:01:34,632 but Sissy Bounce came from Xavier. but Sissy Bounce came from Xavier.
45 00:01:34,667 00:01:36,201 I wouldn't even know what it is without him. I wouldn't even know what it is without him.
46 00:01:36,236 00:01:37,401 Who the hell's Xavier? Who the hell's Xavier?
47 00:01:37,437 00:01:39,270 He's my boyfriend. He's my boyfriend.
48 00:01:39,306 00:01:41,806 I... I-I mean, I always just imagined I... I-I mean, I always just imagined
49 00:01:41,842 00:01:42,907 he'd be a big part of the show. he'd be a big part of the show.
50 00:01:42,943 00:01:44,309 Yeah, that's a sticky one. Yeah, that's a sticky one.
51 00:01:44,344 00:01:45,810 I mean, for you. I mean, for you.
52 00:01:45,845 00:01:47,778 I mean, come on, without Alexi's star power, I mean, come on, without Alexi's star power,
53 00:01:47,814 00:01:49,313 all we have is your niche all we have is your niche
54 00:01:49,349 00:01:51,415 dance-around-the-world snooze-fest. dance-around-the-world snooze-fest.
55 00:01:51,451 00:01:53,183 You know, we'd have a better chance of selling You know, we'd have a better chance of selling
56 00:01:53,219 00:01:54,552 "Passport to Anal Bleaching." "Passport to Anal Bleaching."
57 00:01:54,587 00:01:55,886 - [LAUGHS] - Hey, hey, hey. - [LAUGHS] - Hey, hey, hey.
58 00:01:55,921 00:01:57,321 Do not laugh when you have Do not laugh when you have
59 00:01:57,357 00:01:59,256 sharp pins around my vagina, all right? sharp pins around my vagina, all right?
60 00:01:59,291 00:02:00,725 Here, hold this. Here, hold this.
61 00:02:00,760 00:02:02,459 Look, I need you to get the footage today Look, I need you to get the footage today
62 00:02:02,494 00:02:05,229 of Alexi being sexy and romantic with Serena of Alexi being sexy and romantic with Serena
63 00:02:05,264 00:02:07,231 so we can drop it into a sizzle reel for Gary, so we can drop it into a sizzle reel for Gary,
64 00:02:07,266 00:02:09,066 which will make our pitch undeniable. which will make our pitch undeniable.
65 00:02:09,101 00:02:10,834 - Okay. I got it. - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - Okay. I got it. - [KNOCK ON DOOR]
66 00:02:10,870 00:02:12,569 We have a problem. We have a problem.
67 00:02:12,604 00:02:15,205 - Well, August has a problem. - What is that? - Well, August has a problem. - What is that?
68 00:02:15,241 00:02:17,874 His man-bun. Someone cut it off while he was sleeping. His man-bun. Someone cut it off while he was sleeping.
69 00:02:17,909 00:02:19,576 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
70 00:02:19,611 00:02:22,746 ♪♪ ♪♪
71 00:02:22,781 00:02:25,181 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
72 00:02:25,216 00:02:27,917 That is not a problem. That is not a problem.
73 00:02:27,952 00:02:31,020 That is television gold. That is television gold.
74 00:02:31,055 00:02:32,589 I have to go. I have to go.
75 00:02:35,393 00:02:37,459 DR. SIMON: Rachel. DR. SIMON: Rachel.
76 00:02:37,495 00:02:39,195 I went looking for you this morning. I went looking for you this morning.
77 00:02:39,230 00:02:41,931 Do you actually live in that truck? Do you actually live in that truck?
78 00:02:42,934 00:02:44,967 Boundaries. You ever heard of them? Boundaries. You ever heard of them?
79 00:02:45,003 00:02:46,302 I'm just concerned, okay? I'm just concerned, okay?
80 00:02:46,337 00:02:47,703 You opened up a lot last night. You opened up a lot last night.
81 00:02:47,738 00:02:49,105 That can be destabilizing. That can be destabilizing.
82 00:02:49,140 00:02:50,739 Okay, uh, well, Okay, uh, well,
83 00:02:50,775 00:02:52,708 - maybe I said too much. - No, you didn't. - maybe I said too much. - No, you didn't.
84 00:02:52,743 00:02:55,544 And this is why I think we should keep working together... And this is why I think we should keep working together...
85 00:02:55,579 00:02:57,746 so that we can get to the core of the issue. so that we can get to the core of the issue.
86 00:02:57,782 00:02:59,347 No, no, no. I-I-I... that's not what... No, no, no. I-I-I... that's not what...
87 00:02:59,383 00:03:01,517 I don't to keep thinking about this, okay? I don't to keep thinking about this, okay?
88 00:03:01,552 00:03:03,218 I don't want to stir things up. I don't want to stir things up.
89 00:03:03,253 00:03:04,486 I don't need that noise in my head. I don't need that noise in my head.
90 00:03:04,522 00:03:06,522 I just need to focus on my work. I just need to focus on my work.
91 00:03:06,557 00:03:08,290 I mean, I found Serena. I brought her here. I mean, I found Serena. I brought her here.
92 00:03:08,325 00:03:10,758 I'm the one that saved her from this princess shit. I'm the one that saved her from this princess shit.
93 00:03:10,794 00:03:12,660 So I've got to keep my head together for Quinn. So I've got to keep my head together for Quinn.
94 00:03:12,695 00:03:14,595 I just need you to think about it. I just need you to think about it.
95 00:03:14,631 00:03:16,398 Look, I am actually doing a good job here. Look, I am actually doing a good job here.
96 00:03:16,433 00:03:18,066 I just want to keep doing it. I just want to keep doing it.
97 00:03:18,101 00:03:19,500 MAN: Rachel, you're needed on set. MAN: Rachel, you're needed on set.
98 00:03:19,536 00:03:20,802 Really? Really?
99 00:03:20,837 00:03:23,204 Yes, really. This is what I've always done. Yes, really. This is what I've always done.
100 00:03:23,240 00:03:24,772 This is how I feel in control. This is how I feel in control.
101 00:03:24,808 00:03:26,641 Huh, 'cause I thought you said you were feeling Huh, 'cause I thought you said you were feeling
102 00:03:26,676 00:03:28,576 out of control, dishonest, out of control, dishonest,
103 00:03:28,611 00:03:30,445 and a little fearful of where it might lead. and a little fearful of where it might lead.
104 00:03:30,480 00:03:31,239 Can you please stop? Can you please stop?
105 00:03:31,246 00:03:32,953 AUGUST: What's wrong with these idiots? AUGUST: What's wrong with these idiots?
106 00:03:32,982 00:03:35,583 - I have to go. - No, it's an absolute joke, mate. - I have to go. - No, it's an absolute joke, mate.
107 00:03:35,618 00:03:37,518 No, of course you won't stand up and admit it, will you? No, of course you won't stand up and admit it, will you?
108 00:03:37,554 00:03:37,979 Wow. Wow.
109 00:03:37,986 00:03:39,259 Big and brave in the middle of the night Big and brave in the middle of the night
110 00:03:39,288 00:03:41,621 but total chicken shit when I'm standing right here... but total chicken shit when I'm standing right here...
111 00:03:41,657 00:03:42,957 - [LAUGHTER] - ...wide awake. - [LAUGHTER] - ...wide awake.
112 00:03:42,992 00:03:44,624 Simmer down, Samson. Simmer down, Samson.
113 00:03:44,660 00:03:45,993 QUINN: One camera on August QUINN: One camera on August
114 00:03:46,028 00:03:47,828 and another camera on his mangled head. and another camera on his mangled head.
115 00:03:47,863 00:03:49,363 So, you guys are seriously okay with this? So, you guys are seriously okay with this?
116 00:03:49,398 00:03:50,897 - Yeah. Seriously. - Where's Serena? - Yeah. Seriously. - Where's Serena?
117 00:03:50,933 00:03:52,366 She's in hair and make-up. She's in hair and make-up.
118 00:03:52,401 00:03:53,934 I thought she should have her rollers out. I thought she should have her rollers out.
119 00:03:53,970 00:03:56,670 Oh, my God. Your story instincts are ass backwards. Oh, my God. Your story instincts are ass backwards.
120 00:03:56,705 00:03:59,172 Dan, fly in Serena now. Please. Dan, fly in Serena now. Please.
121 00:03:59,207 00:04:01,107 - Okay. - You know, I think you're mixing me up - Okay. - You know, I think you're mixing me up
122 00:04:01,142 00:04:03,076 with someone who doesn't have a produced pilot at this network. with someone who doesn't have a produced pilot at this network.
123 00:04:03,111 00:04:04,444 Oh, really? What's it called? Oh, really? What's it called?
124 00:04:04,480 00:04:05,846 "Keeping Up With Gary's Sidepiece?" "Keeping Up With Gary's Sidepiece?"
125 00:04:05,881 00:04:07,447 I am not his sidepiece. I am not his sidepiece.
126 00:04:07,483 00:04:09,449 - He has taken me on vacation. - Okay, let me guess. - He has taken me on vacation. - Okay, let me guess.
127 00:04:09,485 00:04:12,085 Oh, a lot of private weekends, dinner alone by the fire. Oh, a lot of private weekends, dinner alone by the fire.
128 00:04:12,120 00:04:14,887 Madison, have you ever been out in public with the man? Madison, have you ever been out in public with the man?
129 00:04:14,922 00:04:16,722 SERENA: What's going on? SERENA: What's going on?
130 00:04:16,757 00:04:18,157 Which one of you did this? Which one of you did this?
131 00:04:18,193 00:04:20,159 Huh? Huh?
132 00:04:21,596 00:04:23,162 I know the plan today was for me to I know the plan today was for me to
133 00:04:23,198 00:04:24,630 hear these guys pitch their dream dates, hear these guys pitch their dream dates,
134 00:04:24,665 00:04:26,799 but I don't give a damn what they want. but I don't give a damn what they want.
135 00:04:26,834 00:04:29,902 Hey, this frat-boy crap is a huge turn-off. Hey, this frat-boy crap is a huge turn-off.
136 00:04:29,937 00:04:31,904 I only want a date with August. I only want a date with August.
137 00:04:33,340 00:04:35,007 - I'm really sorry. - Yeah. - I'm really sorry. - Yeah.
138 00:04:35,042 00:04:36,141 Well, that's not gonna work. Well, that's not gonna work.
139 00:04:36,176 00:04:37,877 I can go try to flip her. I can go try to flip her.
140 00:04:37,912 00:04:40,145 No, I can handle it. Who do you want the date to be with? No, I can handle it. Who do you want the date to be with?
141 00:04:40,180 00:04:41,580 - Alexi. - Done. - Alexi. - Done.
142 00:04:41,616 00:04:43,949 Okay. Someone had their coffee this morning. Okay. Someone had their coffee this morning.
143 00:04:43,985 00:04:45,217 Maybe you should try putting some of that Maybe you should try putting some of that
144 00:04:45,252 00:04:46,818 down your throat, Madison. down your throat, Madison.
145 00:04:46,853 00:04:49,488 Oh, Robin, I'd like you to meet um, Quinn King. Oh, Robin, I'd like you to meet um, Quinn King.
146 00:04:49,523 00:04:51,523 She's my, uh, showrunner. She's my, uh, showrunner.
147 00:04:51,558 00:04:53,758 This is Robin Carr. This is Robin Carr.
148 00:04:53,793 00:04:55,327 She's from The National Page. She's from The National Page.
149 00:04:55,362 00:04:57,396 She's gonna be writing a story about She's gonna be writing a story about
150 00:04:57,431 00:04:59,664 some of the important issues we're gonna be tackling some of the important issues we're gonna be tackling
151 00:04:59,699 00:05:01,099 this season on "Everlasting." this season on "Everlasting."
152 00:05:01,135 00:05:02,467 Oh, well, it's nice to meet you. Oh, well, it's nice to meet you.
153 00:05:02,503 00:05:04,468 I'm just curious to know why you didn't air I'm just curious to know why you didn't air
154 00:05:04,504 00:05:06,838 the interview footage Chet showed me from last episode. the interview footage Chet showed me from last episode.
155 00:05:06,873 00:05:08,840 It's so zeitgeisty. It's so zeitgeisty.
156 00:05:08,875 00:05:12,911 That is an excellent and... nuanced question. That is an excellent and... nuanced question.
157 00:05:12,946 00:05:14,579 Um, could you just give us three seconds? Um, could you just give us three seconds?
158 00:05:14,614 00:05:16,347 - Sure. - Thank you. - Sure. - Thank you.
159 00:05:16,382 00:05:18,249 If you're trying to get me to pick someone else for the date, If you're trying to get me to pick someone else for the date,
160 00:05:18,284 00:05:19,417 it's a waste of time. it's a waste of time.
161 00:05:19,452 00:05:21,385 Listen, I totally get it. Listen, I totally get it.
162 00:05:21,421 00:05:23,120 I'm just afraid that I'm just afraid that
163 00:05:23,156 00:05:25,022 you're making it a little too easy for him. you're making it a little too easy for him.
164 00:05:25,058 00:05:26,623 [LAUGHING] Oh, my God. [LAUGHING] Oh, my God.
165 00:05:26,659 00:05:30,027 First I'm strident, unappealing, and now I'm too easy. First I'm strident, unappealing, and now I'm too easy.
166 00:05:30,063 00:05:31,662 You said it yourself. With these kind of guys, You said it yourself. With these kind of guys,
167 00:05:31,697 00:05:33,364 you've got to play catch and release, right? you've got to play catch and release, right?
168 00:05:33,399 00:05:35,032 You got to pull back to draw them in. You got to pull back to draw them in.
169 00:05:35,068 00:05:36,767 So I'm supposed to play a game? Again? So I'm supposed to play a game? Again?
170 00:05:36,802 00:05:38,101 This whole thing is a game. This whole thing is a game.
171 00:05:38,136 00:05:39,570 You know that better than anyone. You know that better than anyone.
172 00:05:39,605 00:05:41,605 Having a reporter on the set Having a reporter on the set
173 00:05:41,640 00:05:43,373 is like DEFCON-level dangerous. is like DEFCON-level dangerous.
174 00:05:43,408 00:05:46,142 Hey. We need the publicity for my Emmy campaign. Hey. We need the publicity for my Emmy campaign.
175 00:05:46,178 00:05:49,079 Plus, it's good for the sho... You should be thanking me. Plus, it's good for the sho... You should be thanking me.
176 00:05:49,114 00:05:50,614 Okay, what you know about publicity Okay, what you know about publicity
177 00:05:50,649 00:05:52,115 I could fit in a nipple cup. I could fit in a nipple cup.
178 00:05:52,150 00:05:53,583 Is that thing? Is that thing?
179 00:05:53,618 00:05:56,052 Listen, your, uh, pal from The National Page Listen, your, uh, pal from The National Page
180 00:05:56,088 00:05:57,720 is a real-ass reporter. is a real-ass reporter.
181 00:05:57,755 00:05:59,389 And real-ass reporters have one goal And real-ass reporters have one goal
182 00:05:59,424 00:06:01,424 and that is to dig shit up. and that is to dig shit up.
183 00:06:01,460 00:06:04,461 She's here for me, Quinn, okay? Let me handle it. She's here for me, Quinn, okay? Let me handle it.
184 00:06:04,496 00:06:05,895 So, let's just think about this, right? So, let's just think about this, right?
185 00:06:05,930 00:06:08,364 Like, who would make August the most jealous? Like, who would make August the most jealous?
186 00:06:08,400 00:06:10,733 It would have to be somebody sophisticated. It would have to be somebody sophisticated.
187 00:06:10,768 00:06:12,267 SERENA: Like Guy? SERENA: Like Guy?
188 00:06:12,303 00:06:15,004 I don't know. All he wants to do is talk about food. I don't know. All he wants to do is talk about food.
189 00:06:15,039 00:06:17,206 I mean, you want someone I mean, you want someone
190 00:06:17,241 00:06:20,342 soulful, well-traveled. soulful, well-traveled.
191 00:06:21,512 00:06:23,312 Like Alexi? Like Alexi?
192 00:06:24,148 00:06:26,014 He could work. He could work.
193 00:06:26,049 00:06:27,649 Okay. Okay.
194 00:06:27,684 00:06:29,451 But if I go on the date with Alexi, But if I go on the date with Alexi,
195 00:06:29,487 00:06:30,852 I still want time with August later. I still want time with August later.
196 00:06:30,887 00:06:32,488 All right, fine. How's this... All right, fine. How's this...
197 00:06:32,523 00:06:35,424 you pick Alexi, and I will have August waiting in your room you pick Alexi, and I will have August waiting in your room
198 00:06:35,459 00:06:38,127 for some alone time, off camera. for some alone time, off camera.
199 00:06:38,162 00:06:39,461 Atta girl. Atta girl.
200 00:06:39,497 00:06:41,396 There you go. There you go.
201 00:06:41,432 00:06:44,132 ♪♪ ♪♪
202 00:06:44,167 00:06:45,233 QUINN: So? QUINN: So?
203 00:06:45,268 00:06:47,502 - On board. - Excellent. - On board. - Excellent.
204 00:06:47,537 00:06:49,370 MADISON: No, that is what we always do. MADISON: No, that is what we always do.
205 00:06:49,405 00:06:51,606 I want you to take me somewhere in public. I want you to take me somewhere in public.
206 00:06:51,642 00:06:53,474 I heard Chez Panisse has a new tasting menu. I heard Chez Panisse has a new tasting menu.
207 00:06:53,510 00:06:55,143 Fine, I'll make a reservation. Fine, I'll make a reservation.
208 00:06:55,178 00:06:58,946 Oh, um, I have good news about your pilot. Oh, um, I have good news about your pilot.
209 00:06:58,981 00:07:00,314 Oh, my God, really? What is it? Oh, my God, really? What is it?
210 00:07:00,350 00:07:02,350 I'll, uh, tell you tonight. I'll, uh, tell you tonight.
211 00:07:02,385 00:07:03,851 - Okay. - [CELLPHONE BEEPS] - Okay. - [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
212 00:07:03,886 00:07:05,386 Quinn. Quinn.
213 00:07:05,421 00:07:07,522 Now what? Yes? Now what? Yes?
214 00:07:08,691 00:07:10,625 Listen, I'm concerned about Rachel. Listen, I'm concerned about Rachel.
215 00:07:10,660 00:07:11,892 Oh, seriously? Oh, seriously?
216 00:07:11,927 00:07:13,561 I actually think she's doing great, I actually think she's doing great,
217 00:07:13,596 00:07:14,728 so thanks for swinging by. so thanks for swinging by.
218 00:07:14,764 00:07:16,897 She's not great. She's not great.
219 00:07:16,932 00:07:18,532 We had a real powerful session last night, We had a real powerful session last night,
220 00:07:18,567 00:07:20,000 and she told me some things that... and she told me some things that...
221 00:07:20,036 00:07:21,501 Oh, what did she tell you? Oh, what did she tell you?
222 00:07:21,537 00:07:23,037 - That's confidential. - It better be. - That's confidential. - It better be.
223 00:07:23,072 00:07:24,471 I'm just happy she's finally talking, I'm just happy she's finally talking,
224 00:07:24,506 00:07:25,973 'cause from what I can tell, 'cause from what I can tell,
225 00:07:26,008 00:07:27,240 she hasn't had a lot of people to confide in, she hasn't had a lot of people to confide in,
226 00:07:27,276 00:07:28,876 which is why our work is so vital. which is why our work is so vital.
227 00:07:28,911 00:07:31,478 Okay [SCOFFS] sorry. Your "work"? Okay [SCOFFS] sorry. Your "work"?
228 00:07:31,513 00:07:33,346 Why don't you slow your roll, dude. Why don't you slow your roll, dude.
229 00:07:33,382 00:07:34,847 All right? All right?
230 00:07:34,883 00:07:36,149 That was not part of our deal. That was not part of our deal.
231 00:07:36,185 00:07:37,817 You are a safety net, okay? You are a safety net, okay?
232 00:07:37,852 00:07:40,353 You are a walking Xanax dispenser. You are a walking Xanax dispenser.
233 00:07:40,389 00:07:43,223 You are not here to deep-dive into Rachel's psyche. You are not here to deep-dive into Rachel's psyche.
234 00:07:43,258 00:07:45,024 I'm here to help my patient. I'm here to help my patient.
235 00:07:46,061 00:07:47,327 Or don't you want that? Or don't you want that?
236 00:07:47,362 00:07:49,962 Oh, what, now I'm getting shrinked? Oh, what, now I'm getting shrinked?
237 00:07:49,998 00:07:53,532 Oh, do you want to talk about my mean mommy? Oh, do you want to talk about my mean mommy?
238 00:07:53,568 00:07:55,367 Love to. Love to.
239 00:07:55,403 00:07:57,503 [SCOFFS] [SCOFFS]
240 00:07:57,538 00:08:00,206 The things that have happened here... The things that have happened here...
241 00:08:00,241 00:08:02,075 I don't know how you're handling it, I don't know how you're handling it,
242 00:08:02,110 00:08:04,743 but I can tell you right now, there is no way Rachel but I can tell you right now, there is no way Rachel
243 00:08:04,778 00:08:07,680 could just stuff it all down and ignore it. could just stuff it all down and ignore it.
244 00:08:07,715 00:08:11,049 She's on a collision course, Quinn, that I am trying to stop. She's on a collision course, Quinn, that I am trying to stop.
245 00:08:11,085 00:08:12,918 So either help me or get ready. So either help me or get ready.
246 00:08:12,953 00:08:15,187 Because sooner or later, Because sooner or later,
247 00:08:15,252 00:08:17,518 she's gonna blow. she's gonna blow.
248 00:08:17,525 00:08:20,726 ♪♪ ♪♪
249 00:08:32,950 00:08:35,517 [CELLPHONE RINGING] [CELLPHONE RINGING]
250 00:08:35,553 00:08:37,201 ♪♪ ♪♪
251 00:08:37,397 00:08:39,163 Hey, babe. Hey, babe.
252 00:08:39,199 00:08:41,065 No, I know. I'm sorry. No, I know. I'm sorry.
253 00:08:41,101 00:08:44,001 I... I've just been really busy. Uh... I... I've just been really busy. Uh...
254 00:08:44,036 00:08:46,336 No. Actually, Quinn's, like, No. Actually, Quinn's, like,
255 00:08:46,372 00:08:48,839 really excited to take the pitch to the network. really excited to take the pitch to the network.
256 00:08:48,875 00:08:51,174 No, Xave, stop. It's j... No, Xave, stop. It's j...
257 00:08:51,210 00:08:52,877 Obviously she thinks you're incredible. Obviously she thinks you're incredible.
258 00:08:52,912 00:08:54,979 She wants you to be a big part of the show. She wants you to be a big part of the show.
259 00:08:55,014 00:08:58,248 ♪♪ ♪♪
260 00:08:58,283 00:09:01,885 Yeah, I love you, too. Yeah, I love you, too.
261 00:09:01,920 00:09:03,586 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
262 00:09:03,622 00:09:05,855 ♪♪ ♪♪
263 00:09:05,891 00:09:08,325 Hey, Alexi... Hey, Alexi...
264 00:09:08,360 00:09:10,894 So, um, I-I just, uh, wanted to let you know, So, um, I-I just, uh, wanted to let you know,
265 00:09:10,929 00:09:12,262 I wrote up a couple things for you to say I wrote up a couple things for you to say
266 00:09:12,297 00:09:14,531 when you pitch Serena your dream date today. when you pitch Serena your dream date today.
267 00:09:14,566 00:09:15,899 Uh, which is, uh... Uh, which is, uh...
268 00:09:15,934 00:09:17,567 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
269 00:09:17,602 00:09:20,102 So you making me learn lines like puppet? So you making me learn lines like puppet?
270 00:09:20,138 00:09:22,238 Oh, dude, it's like three lines. Oh, dude, it's like three lines.
271 00:09:22,273 00:09:24,440 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
272 00:09:24,475 00:09:26,943 This is just great... career hitting rock bottom. This is just great... career hitting rock bottom.
273 00:09:26,978 00:09:28,611 Yeah, well, um, I... Yeah, well, um, I...
274 00:09:28,647 00:09:30,479 There's something else I need to talk to you about, actually. There's something else I need to talk to you about, actually.
275 00:09:31,949 00:09:33,082 We kissed. We kissed.
276 00:09:33,117 00:09:34,550 So what? So what?
277 00:09:34,585 00:09:36,519 Get over me. Get over me.
278 00:09:36,569 00:09:39,937 ♪♪ ♪♪
279 00:09:39,957 00:09:40,519 ♪ I can feel it ♪ ♪ I can feel it ♪
280 00:09:40,589 00:09:43,231 You and I will gallop along the beach at Point Reyes, You and I will gallop along the beach at Point Reyes,
281 00:09:43,261 00:09:44,993 maybe take our horses out into the surf maybe take our horses out into the surf
282 00:09:45,029 00:09:46,795 if you don't mind getting just a little bit... if you don't mind getting just a little bit...
283 00:09:46,830 00:09:48,263 - wet. - [LAUGHS] - wet. - [LAUGHS]
284 00:09:48,298 00:09:49,898 We'll go for a ride. You drive. We'll go for a ride. You drive.
285 00:09:49,934 00:09:52,668 You, me, and an afternoon in the park with my boy Lou. You, me, and an afternoon in the park with my boy Lou.
286 00:09:52,703 00:09:54,636 You and I will spend the day sailing with the dolphins You and I will spend the day sailing with the dolphins
287 00:09:54,672 00:09:57,238 and sipping on the finest champagne. and sipping on the finest champagne.
288 00:09:57,274 00:09:58,473 ♪♪ ♪♪
289 00:09:58,508 00:09:59,975 I'll show you real magic. I'll show you real magic.
290 00:10:00,010 00:10:01,810 Quality time with no distractions. Quality time with no distractions.
291 00:10:01,845 00:10:04,479 Just you and me and... beautiful stars. Just you and me and... beautiful stars.
292 00:10:04,514 00:10:07,815 ♪♪ ♪♪
293 00:10:07,850 00:10:10,585 You have heard all eight dreamy dates, You have heard all eight dreamy dates,
294 00:10:10,620 00:10:13,321 Serena, some truly dreamy. Serena, some truly dreamy.
295 00:10:13,356 00:10:15,256 Somebody hose Graham down. Somebody hose Graham down.
296 00:10:15,292 00:10:19,026 But only one can become a dream come true. But only one can become a dream come true.
297 00:10:19,062 00:10:20,928 Thank you for putting so much... Thank you for putting so much...
298 00:10:20,964 00:10:22,763 creativity into your pitches. creativity into your pitches.
299 00:10:22,799 00:10:26,734 Uh, but there really is only one dream date for me. Uh, but there really is only one dream date for me.
300 00:10:26,769 00:10:29,203 ♪♪ ♪♪
301 00:10:29,238 00:10:30,738 Alexi. Alexi.
302 00:10:30,773 00:10:34,208 ♪♪ ♪♪
303 00:10:34,243 00:10:36,644 - Yes! - Whoa. - Yes! - Whoa.
304 00:10:36,679 00:10:39,079 Thank you, thank you. All right, and that is a cut. Thank you, thank you. All right, and that is a cut.
305 00:10:39,115 00:10:41,014 Rachel, nice job. Rachel, nice job.
306 00:10:41,049 00:10:42,349 You are killing it. You are killing it.
307 00:10:42,384 00:10:43,883 - Hey. - What's... What's going on? - Hey. - What's... What's going on?
308 00:10:43,919 00:10:45,852 Serena said she only wanted a date with me. Serena said she only wanted a date with me.
309 00:10:45,887 00:10:47,221 RACHEL: What do you care? RACHEL: What do you care?
310 00:10:47,256 00:10:49,055 You're lucky you're still here. You're lucky you're still here.
311 00:10:49,091 00:10:52,159 ♪♪ ♪♪
312 00:10:55,196 00:10:56,329 [EXHALES SHARPLY] [EXHALES SHARPLY]
313 00:10:56,364 00:10:57,731 How you doing? How you doing?
314 00:10:57,766 00:11:00,199 'Cause you kind of seem like you're on fire. 'Cause you kind of seem like you're on fire.
315 00:11:00,235 00:11:01,534 I know, right? I know, right?
316 00:11:01,569 00:11:03,136 Yeah, no. I'm good. I'm really good. Yeah, no. I'm good. I'm really good.
317 00:11:03,171 00:11:05,038 Okay, good. Okay, good.
318 00:11:05,073 00:11:07,040 Because I know I said some words yesterday. Because I know I said some words yesterday.
319 00:11:07,075 00:11:08,407 Yes, I know. Yes, I know.
320 00:11:08,443 00:11:09,876 And, um, And, um,
321 00:11:09,911 00:11:11,977 I've taken those words to heart. I've taken those words to heart.
322 00:11:12,013 00:11:13,946 I don't want to be the curse anymore. I don't want to be the curse anymore.
323 00:11:13,981 00:11:15,814 No, I never said you were the curse. I... No, I never said you were the curse. I...
324 00:11:15,850 00:11:18,351 It doesn't even matter, Quinn. I just... It doesn't even matter, Quinn. I just...
325 00:11:18,386 00:11:19,918 Look, I just want you to know Look, I just want you to know
326 00:11:19,954 00:11:21,720 that I am, like, fully committed. that I am, like, fully committed.
327 00:11:21,756 00:11:23,022 My mind is clear. I just... I don't know. My mind is clear. I just... I don't know.
328 00:11:23,057 00:11:24,524 [CHET SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] [CHET SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
329 00:11:24,559 00:11:25,724 I just really want to give you everything I just really want to give you everything
330 00:11:25,760 00:11:28,393 that you need to make an amazing show. that you need to make an amazing show.
331 00:11:28,428 00:11:30,228 Okay, you know what? Tell you what. Okay, you know what? Tell you what.
332 00:11:30,264 00:11:33,098 Uh, if you want to give me what I need, Uh, if you want to give me what I need,
333 00:11:33,134 00:11:35,701 then I'd like you to go on the date with Alexi. then I'd like you to go on the date with Alexi.
334 00:11:35,736 00:11:37,536 Get him to sizzle. Get him to sizzle.
335 00:11:37,571 00:11:41,073 And get his sizzle all over Serena. And get his sizzle all over Serena.
336 00:11:41,108 00:11:43,475 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
337 00:11:43,510 00:11:45,410 ♪♪ ♪♪
338 00:11:45,445 00:11:49,047 Adrienne Idalis doesn't do private performances. Ever. Adrienne Idalis doesn't do private performances. Ever.
339 00:11:49,082 00:11:50,549 She's doing it for you, She's doing it for you,
340 00:11:50,584 00:11:52,284 so you should be really excited about it. so you should be really excited about it.
341 00:11:52,319 00:11:55,820 Dragging lonely businesswoman to ballet. Big whoop. Dragging lonely businesswoman to ballet. Big whoop.
342 00:11:55,855 00:11:58,756 You know, I thought you and me, we had a connection. You know, I thought you and me, we had a connection.
343 00:11:59,893 00:12:02,359 So, why are you making me do this? So, why are you making me do this?
344 00:12:02,395 00:12:06,931 I think this could be a really great opportunity for you... I think this could be a really great opportunity for you...
345 00:12:06,966 00:12:08,866 and Natalia. and Natalia.
346 00:12:10,170 00:12:12,003 You know about Natalia? You know about Natalia?
347 00:12:12,038 00:12:15,406 The woman who broke your heart? The woman who broke your heart?
348 00:12:15,441 00:12:17,941 The reason you went on a public coke binge The reason you went on a public coke binge
349 00:12:17,976 00:12:20,143 which led to your dismissal from the Royal Ballet? which led to your dismissal from the Royal Ballet?
350 00:12:20,179 00:12:22,446 - That Natalia? - We haven't been in touch, okay? - That Natalia? - We haven't been in touch, okay?
351 00:12:22,481 00:12:24,881 Okay, well, she's been tweeting up a storm about the show, Okay, well, she's been tweeting up a storm about the show,
352 00:12:24,917 00:12:27,017 so she's watching you. so she's watching you.
353 00:12:27,052 00:12:28,885 Natalia's tweeting me? That's good. Natalia's tweeting me? That's good.
354 00:12:28,921 00:12:30,954 Don't shine for "the lonely businesswoman." Don't shine for "the lonely businesswoman."
355 00:12:30,989 00:12:32,223 [DOOR CLOSES] [DOOR CLOSES]
356 00:12:32,258 00:12:34,891 Shine for Natalia. Shine for Natalia.
357 00:12:34,927 00:12:37,894 It'll destroy her. It'll destroy her.
358 00:12:43,836 00:12:45,535 Seriously? Seriously?
359 00:12:45,570 00:12:47,604 You're producing my guy again. You're producing my guy again.
360 00:12:47,639 00:12:49,805 Dude... Dude...
361 00:12:49,841 00:12:51,741 You should be happy. You should be happy.
362 00:12:51,776 00:12:54,310 Come on. Alexi's into the date now. Come on. Alexi's into the date now.
363 00:12:54,346 00:12:56,246 I was gonna use Natalia when I needed it. I was gonna use Natalia when I needed it.
364 00:12:56,281 00:12:58,147 It is not up to you to decide when I play my ace, Rachel. It is not up to you to decide when I play my ace, Rachel.
365 00:12:58,182 00:12:59,815 Why do you even care? Why do you even care?
366 00:12:59,851 00:13:01,751 Okay, you know that this is what we need him for. Okay, you know that this is what we need him for.
367 00:13:01,786 00:13:04,920 You have no idea about what it is that I need. You have no idea about what it is that I need.
368 00:13:06,357 00:13:08,657 JAY: You're a piece of work, Rachel. Just stay out of my business. JAY: You're a piece of work, Rachel. Just stay out of my business.
369 00:13:08,692 00:13:10,226 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
370 00:13:10,261 00:13:13,328 ♪♪ ♪♪
371 00:13:15,666 00:13:19,268 [BREATHING SHAKILY] [BREATHING SHAKILY]
372 00:13:19,303 00:13:20,770 Are you coming or what?! Are you coming or what?!
373 00:13:22,339 00:13:24,339 QUINN: That reporter is real trouble. QUINN: That reporter is real trouble.
374 00:13:24,375 00:13:26,708 I can already feel her climbing into my asshole. I can already feel her climbing into my asshole.
375 00:13:26,744 00:13:28,009 MADISON: She's actually a pretty good writer. MADISON: She's actually a pretty good writer.
376 00:13:28,044 00:13:29,344 I've read some of her articles. I've read some of her articles.
377 00:13:29,380 00:13:30,812 You know, I know girls just like her. You know, I know girls just like her.
378 00:13:30,847 00:13:32,314 Looking for a big story Looking for a big story
379 00:13:32,349 00:13:34,583 so she can make a real name for herself. so she can make a real name for herself.
380 00:13:34,618 00:13:36,318 Ohh. Ohh.
381 00:13:36,353 00:13:37,753 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
382 00:13:37,788 00:13:40,155 We should give it to her. We should give it to her.
383 00:13:40,190 00:13:41,956 Today's your lucky day, Mini-Me. Today's your lucky day, Mini-Me.
384 00:13:41,992 00:13:43,557 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
385 00:13:43,593 00:13:45,794 Rachel and Jay are off campus, so you're up. Rachel and Jay are off campus, so you're up.
386 00:13:45,829 00:13:47,195 Get ready. Get ready.
387 00:13:47,230 00:13:48,930 We're gonna blow up this man-bun thing. We're gonna blow up this man-bun thing.
388 00:13:48,965 00:13:51,666 We're gonna go full Bun-ghazi. We're gonna go full Bun-ghazi.
389 00:13:51,701 00:13:53,301 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
390 00:13:53,336 00:13:55,103 N-Normally, I would be really excited about this, N-Normally, I would be really excited about this,
391 00:13:55,138 00:13:57,371 but I actually have to leave early tonight. but I actually have to leave early tonight.
392 00:13:57,407 00:14:00,374 I have a dinner with Gary at Chez Panisse. I have a dinner with Gary at Chez Panisse.
393 00:14:01,778 00:14:03,143 Huh. Huh.
394 00:14:03,179 00:14:05,045 So that wasn't just a one-time thing. So that wasn't just a one-time thing.
395 00:14:05,080 00:14:06,580 Do I look not shocked? Do I look not shocked?
396 00:14:06,616 00:14:07,881 'Cause that's what I'm going for. 'Cause that's what I'm going for.
397 00:14:07,917 00:14:09,650 It's just for work. It's about my pilot. It's just for work. It's about my pilot.
398 00:14:09,686 00:14:11,352 Yeah, I bet it is. Yeah, I bet it is.
399 00:14:11,387 00:14:13,753 Look, you are always saying that you want to be just like me, Look, you are always saying that you want to be just like me,
400 00:14:13,789 00:14:16,623 but all you've done is sucked off my fiancé but all you've done is sucked off my fiancé
401 00:14:16,658 00:14:18,358 and spread your legs for my boss. and spread your legs for my boss.
402 00:14:18,393 00:14:21,394 So, if you want to earn real power and respect, So, if you want to earn real power and respect,
403 00:14:21,430 00:14:23,663 you're gonna have to step into your balls and grab it. you're gonna have to step into your balls and grab it.
404 00:14:23,699 00:14:25,532 Be your own woman. Be your own woman.
405 00:14:25,567 00:14:27,835 Not somebody else's bitch. Not somebody else's bitch.
406 00:14:30,966 00:14:34,571 The quest for Serena's heart The quest for Serena's heart
407 00:14:34,720 00:14:39,756 has taken a mysterious and a violent turn. has taken a mysterious and a violent turn.
408 00:14:39,791 00:14:42,626 But we will unearth the truth. But we will unearth the truth.
409 00:14:42,661 00:14:46,962 And attempt to heal the wounds of our fractured brotherhood. And attempt to heal the wounds of our fractured brotherhood.
410 00:14:47,124 00:14:49,124 Welcome... Welcome...
411 00:14:49,369 00:14:52,437 to the Man-Bun Inquisition. to the Man-Bun Inquisition.
412 00:14:52,473 00:14:55,006 You know, the, uh, Inquisition, You know, the, uh, Inquisition,
413 00:14:55,041 00:14:59,111 uh, isn't uh, just about who attacked August but why. uh, isn't uh, just about who attacked August but why.
414 00:14:59,146 00:15:01,846 What are the roots, the values of male aggression. What are the roots, the values of male aggression.
415 00:15:01,881 00:15:03,348 It's very of it's moment, you know? It's very of it's moment, you know?
416 00:15:03,383 00:15:05,450 It's very "Lord of the Flies." It's very "Lord of the Flies."
417 00:15:09,322 00:15:11,455 [CLEARS THROAT] So, welcome to backstage. [CLEARS THROAT] So, welcome to backstage.
418 00:15:11,491 00:15:13,858 Those are riggers. They hoist... Those are riggers. They hoist...
419 00:15:13,893 00:15:15,459 - Mm. - ...scenery. - Mm. - ...scenery.
420 00:15:15,495 00:15:17,629 - That's very important. - Oh, yeah. It's a... - That's very important. - Oh, yeah. It's a...
421 00:15:17,664 00:15:20,865 whole magical world. whole magical world.
422 00:15:20,900 00:15:22,533 Why is this so hard for him? Why is this so hard for him?
423 00:15:22,568 00:15:24,001 Why can't he just be happier? Why can't he just be happier?
424 00:15:24,036 00:15:26,770 - This is him happy. Okay? He's Russian. - Ugh. - This is him happy. Okay? He's Russian. - Ugh.
425 00:15:26,805 00:15:27,904 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
426 00:15:27,940 00:15:29,173 Sergei? Sergei?
427 00:15:29,208 00:15:30,641 I can't believe it! I can't believe it!
428 00:15:30,676 00:15:32,176 - [RUSSIAN ACCENT] Alexi! - Seryoga! - [RUSSIAN ACCENT] Alexi! - Seryoga!
429 00:15:32,211 00:15:33,344 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
430 00:15:33,379 00:15:35,078 [CONVERSING IN RUSSIAN] [CONVERSING IN RUSSIAN]
431 00:15:39,018 00:15:40,851 Ahh! [GROWLS] Ahh! [GROWLS]
432 00:15:42,855 00:15:45,288 Jay, this is very good friend of mine Jay, this is very good friend of mine
433 00:15:45,323 00:15:47,157 from Mariinsky Theatre in Saint Petersburg. from Mariinsky Theatre in Saint Petersburg.
434 00:15:47,192 00:15:48,491 Can I have two minutes to catch up? Can I have two minutes to catch up?
435 00:15:48,527 00:15:50,127 Yeah. I mean... yeah. Definitely. Yeah. I mean... yeah. Definitely.
436 00:15:50,162 00:15:51,662 We should get all this on camera anyway, so it's good. We should get all this on camera anyway, so it's good.
437 00:15:51,697 00:15:53,063 No, no, no. No camera. No camera, okay? No, no, no. No camera. No camera, okay?
438 00:15:53,098 00:15:54,765 Just two minutes alone with my brother. Just two minutes alone with my brother.
439 00:15:54,800 00:15:56,666 - No, no, no. I can't. - Come on. Two minutes. It's nothing. - No, no, no. I can't. - Come on. Two minutes. It's nothing.
440 00:15:56,701 00:16:00,069 You're the cool one. So be cool. For me. You're the cool one. So be cool. For me.
441 00:16:00,104 00:16:02,905 Hm? Hm?
442 00:16:02,940 00:16:04,740 Two minutes. Two minutes.
443 00:16:04,776 00:16:06,108 Great. Great.
444 00:16:06,144 00:16:09,212 QUINN: You're bleeding Instagram followers. QUINN: You're bleeding Instagram followers.
445 00:16:09,247 00:16:13,182 I mean, you're down 300,000 since the season started. I mean, you're down 300,000 since the season started.
446 00:16:13,217 00:16:14,249 How... How is that possible? How... How is that possible?
447 00:16:14,285 00:16:15,785 You're just not popping. You're just not popping.
448 00:16:15,820 00:16:17,920 Yo, this can't be happening, man. Yo, this can't be happening, man.
449 00:16:17,955 00:16:19,488 I told my publicist taking me offline I told my publicist taking me offline
450 00:16:19,523 00:16:21,123 for six weeks was suicide. for six weeks was suicide.
451 00:16:21,159 00:16:24,459 You just need to figure out a way to make some noise. You just need to figure out a way to make some noise.
452 00:16:24,495 00:16:26,062 I mean, you know what you could do? I mean, you know what you could do?
453 00:16:26,097 00:16:30,065 You could confess to cutting off August's man-bun. You could confess to cutting off August's man-bun.
454 00:16:30,100 00:16:31,366 - That's noisy. - Yeah. - That's noisy. - Yeah.
455 00:16:31,402 00:16:32,668 Are you high? Are you high?
456 00:16:32,703 00:16:34,369 "A," I didn't do that puss move, "A," I didn't do that puss move,
457 00:16:34,405 00:16:36,771 "B," everybody would hate my ass if I claimed it. "B," everybody would hate my ass if I claimed it.
458 00:16:36,807 00:16:38,407 Serena would definitely chop me. Serena would definitely chop me.
459 00:16:39,910 00:16:41,577 What's that look? Can y... Can y'all talk to me? What's that look? Can y... Can y'all talk to me?
460 00:16:41,612 00:16:43,011 [BOTH WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] [BOTH WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
461 00:16:43,046 00:16:45,880 Look, we weren't gonna tell you this, okay? Look, we weren't gonna tell you this, okay?
462 00:16:45,916 00:16:48,449 But we heard from Serena But we heard from Serena
463 00:16:48,484 00:16:50,852 that she's probably cutting you tonight anyway. that she's probably cutting you tonight anyway.
464 00:16:50,887 00:16:52,386 What?! What?!
465 00:16:52,422 00:16:56,290 Who will lead us into the pathway of light? Who will lead us into the pathway of light?
466 00:16:56,326 00:16:57,458 Come on. Come on.
467 00:16:57,493 00:16:58,893 Somebody knows the truth here. Somebody knows the truth here.
468 00:16:58,929 00:17:00,294 Open your hearts and be honest. Open your hearts and be honest.
469 00:17:00,330 00:17:02,296 - Come on, Zach. Come on. - Anyone? Huh? - Come on, Zach. Come on. - Anyone? Huh?
470 00:17:02,332 00:17:04,532 You can do this. Own it. Own it, buddy. You can do this. Own it. Own it, buddy.
471 00:17:04,567 00:17:05,766 What are you, a coward? What are you, a coward?
472 00:17:05,801 00:17:07,101 Oh, Graham, give me the damn stick. Oh, Graham, give me the damn stick.
473 00:17:07,136 00:17:08,135 Thank you. Thank you.
474 00:17:08,170 00:17:09,570 JASPER: This is ridiculous. JASPER: This is ridiculous.
475 00:17:09,606 00:17:11,138 So we all have roommates. So we all have roommates.
476 00:17:11,173 00:17:13,708 So, at least two of us know who snuck out last night So, at least two of us know who snuck out last night
477 00:17:13,743 00:17:16,544 to, uh... to scalp Mr. Augie up. to, uh... to scalp Mr. Augie up.
478 00:17:16,579 00:17:18,278 AUGUST: Yeah, I'd like to know. AUGUST: Yeah, I'd like to know.
479 00:17:18,313 00:17:20,547 I did it. I did it.
480 00:17:20,582 00:17:21,581 Huh? Huh?
481 00:17:21,617 00:17:22,950 It was me. It was me.
482 00:17:22,985 00:17:25,285 I snipped off his weak-ass man-bun. I snipped off his weak-ass man-bun.
483 00:17:25,320 00:17:26,286 I did it. I did it.
484 00:17:26,321 00:17:27,788 - Oh! - And I liked it. - Oh! - And I liked it.
485 00:17:27,823 00:17:29,089 - Good one. - Hey! - Good one. - Hey!
486 00:17:29,125 00:17:30,958 - Good one, Zach. - Good job. - Good one, Zach. - Good job.
487 00:17:30,993 00:17:32,325 MAN: Good job, man. MAN: Good job, man.
488 00:17:32,361 00:17:33,827 Where is Alexi? Where is Alexi?
489 00:17:33,863 00:17:35,862 Honestly, what is going on with you? Honestly, what is going on with you?
490 00:17:35,897 00:17:38,298 Look, I am freaking out, okay? I lied to Quinn. Look, I am freaking out, okay? I lied to Quinn.
491 00:17:38,333 00:17:40,433 I told her Alexi already agreed to host "Passport to Dance." I told her Alexi already agreed to host "Passport to Dance."
492 00:17:40,469 00:17:42,068 But I haven't even talked to him about it yet. But I haven't even talked to him about it yet.
493 00:17:42,103 00:17:43,336 Are you kidding? Jay, seriously? Are you kidding? Jay, seriously?
494 00:17:43,372 00:17:45,372 She's getting fitted for a custom suit. She's getting fitted for a custom suit.
495 00:17:45,407 00:17:47,540 I know. But I promised Xavier he could host, I know. But I promised Xavier he could host,
496 00:17:47,576 00:17:49,376 like, way before any of this, Rach. like, way before any of this, Rach.
497 00:17:49,411 00:17:51,610 You have no idea what this empire thing means to her. You have no idea what this empire thing means to her.
498 00:17:51,646 00:17:52,845 - Rachel... - What? - Rachel... - What?
499 00:17:52,881 00:17:54,513 Rach, please don't say anything. Rach, please don't say anything.
500 00:17:54,548 00:17:56,315 I can't get wrapped up in any more dishonesty, Jay. I can't get wrapped up in any more dishonesty, Jay.
501 00:17:56,350 00:17:58,284 - I am so sorry. I just can't. - You know, it's cool. - I am so sorry. I just can't. - You know, it's cool.
502 00:17:58,319 00:18:00,486 You know, you've never kept anything from Quinn anyway. You know, you've never kept anything from Quinn anyway.
503 00:18:00,521 00:18:02,354 Really? Handle your shit, Jay, okay? Really? Handle your shit, Jay, okay?
504 00:18:02,390 00:18:04,157 Get Alexi on board now. Get Alexi on board now.
505 00:18:04,192 00:18:05,758 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
506 00:18:05,794 00:18:07,559 Jay Carter as I live and breathe. Jay Carter as I live and breathe.
507 00:18:07,595 00:18:10,696 O-M-G, I love that look of shock on your gorgeous face. O-M-G, I love that look of shock on your gorgeous face.
508 00:18:10,731 00:18:12,398 This is exactly what I wanted... This is exactly what I wanted...
509 00:18:12,433 00:18:14,366 to catch your organized, fussy ass unawares. to catch your organized, fussy ass unawares.
510 00:18:14,402 00:18:16,134 - Come here. - Xave, what are you... - Come here. - Xave, what are you...
511 00:18:17,237 00:18:18,537 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
512 00:18:18,572 00:18:20,205 I'm here for the pitch, boo. I'm here for the pitch, boo.
513 00:18:20,240 00:18:22,708 It's Sissy Bounce. And I'm the bounce bounce, right? It's Sissy Bounce. And I'm the bounce bounce, right?
514 00:18:22,743 00:18:25,143 [LAUGHING] Yeah, you are. You're the bounce. [LAUGHING] Yeah, you are. You're the bounce.
515 00:18:25,179 00:18:26,377 All right. All right. Shut up. This is insane. All right. All right. Shut up. This is insane.
516 00:18:26,413 00:18:28,246 - Whoo! - Yeah! - Whoo! - Yeah!
517 00:18:28,282 00:18:30,248 - Zach is lying. It wasn't him. I did it. - [INDISTINCT GRUMBLING] - Zach is lying. It wasn't him. I did it. - [INDISTINCT GRUMBLING]
518 00:18:30,284 00:18:31,580 - You know... You know I did it. - Sit down, man. - You know... You know I did it. - Sit down, man.
519 00:18:31,597 00:18:32,300 Here's the truth. Here's the truth.
520 00:18:32,352 00:18:33,852 I grabbed his little nub... didn't like it... I grabbed his little nub... didn't like it...
521 00:18:33,887 00:18:35,187 - and I hacked it off, - okay? - and I hacked it off, - okay?
522 00:18:35,222 00:18:36,855 Sit down! Come on, man, we all know... Sit down! Come on, man, we all know...
523 00:18:36,890 00:18:38,190 Get the producers out here. Get the producers out here.
524 00:18:38,225 00:18:39,757 There are security cameras. There are security cameras.
525 00:18:39,793 00:18:41,192 Come on. Cut these cameras. Come on. Cut these cameras.
526 00:18:41,227 00:18:42,760 I know you know what I'm talking about. I know you know what I'm talking about.
527 00:18:42,796 00:18:44,629 Do you have the security footage? Do you have the security footage?
528 00:18:44,664 00:18:45,630 Boo! Boo!
529 00:18:45,665 00:18:47,665 Of course I do. Of course I do.
530 00:18:47,701 00:18:49,367 - Xave, this is Rachel. - Hi. - Xave, this is Rachel. - Hi.
531 00:18:52,372 00:18:54,405 Girl, you mean so much to my baby, Girl, you mean so much to my baby,
532 00:18:54,441 00:18:56,006 so you mean so much to me. so you mean so much to me.
533 00:18:57,076 00:18:58,042 Alexi's ready, beautiful people! Alexi's ready, beautiful people!
534 00:18:58,077 00:19:01,178 Let's do this! Let's do this!
535 00:19:03,149 00:19:05,115 Oh, my God. It's you. It's him. Oh, my God. It's you. It's him.
536 00:19:05,151 00:19:06,550 Jay loves to talk you up. Jay loves to talk you up.
537 00:19:06,585 00:19:09,186 I have seen you bounce, bounce, bounce. I have seen you bounce, bounce, bounce.
538 00:19:09,222 00:19:10,020 Holy moly. Holy moly.
539 00:19:10,056 00:19:13,724 You're Alexi Petrov. You're Alexi Petrov.
540 00:19:13,759 00:19:17,394 And you are super lucky sissy to this silky man. And you are super lucky sissy to this silky man.
541 00:19:17,429 00:19:18,695 Mm. Mm.
542 00:19:18,731 00:19:22,031 [ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING] [ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]
543 00:19:37,415 00:19:39,082 Her soul is singing, Her soul is singing,
544 00:19:39,117 00:19:42,218 each movement a note. each movement a note.
545 00:19:42,254 00:19:46,089 ♪♪ ♪♪
546 00:19:46,124 00:19:47,089 [GASPS] [GASPS]
547 00:19:47,124 00:19:49,358 This is divinity! This is divinity!
548 00:19:49,394 00:19:52,461 ♪♪ ♪♪
549 00:19:55,800 00:19:57,533 [SERENA LAUGHING] [SERENA LAUGHING]
550 00:19:57,568 00:19:58,667 You're crazy! You're crazy!
551 00:19:58,703 00:20:01,771 ♪♪ ♪♪
552 00:20:05,242 00:20:09,278 Raise a glass to the God of the Gravity! Raise a glass to the God of the Gravity!
553 00:20:11,148 00:20:13,949 And those who defy it! And those who defy it!
554 00:20:16,353 00:20:18,320 So, he's playing straight. So, he's playing straight.
555 00:20:18,355 00:20:19,821 No, he is straight. No, he is straight.
556 00:20:19,856 00:20:21,255 He's very straight. He's very straight.
557 00:20:21,291 00:20:22,657 Please. Please.
558 00:20:22,692 00:20:25,794 I have got to focus on this right now, okay? I have got to focus on this right now, okay?
559 00:20:25,829 00:20:28,430 We can talk more after wrap, I promise. We can talk more after wrap, I promise.
560 00:20:28,465 00:20:32,333 Flesh and bone Flesh and bone
561 00:20:32,368 00:20:35,537 and blood and grit! and blood and grit!
562 00:20:35,572 00:20:38,505 All catapulting... All catapulting...
563 00:20:38,541 00:20:39,807 [LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]
564 00:20:39,842 00:20:42,843 ...in the air! ...in the air!
565 00:20:44,380 00:20:46,314 Bravo! Bravo!
566 00:20:46,349 00:20:48,215 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
567 00:20:48,251 00:20:51,152 We have uncovered footage We have uncovered footage
568 00:20:51,187 00:20:52,820 from the midnight scalping of August. from the midnight scalping of August.
569 00:20:52,855 00:20:54,154 This is the moment of truth. This is the moment of truth.
570 00:20:54,189 00:20:56,323 For Zach. For Billy. For Zach. For Billy.
571 00:20:56,358 00:20:58,625 For America. For America.
572 00:20:58,661 00:21:00,461 - Do it, Graham. Play it. - Okay, boys. - Do it, Graham. Play it. - Okay, boys.
573 00:21:00,496 00:21:05,031 BILLY: Moment of truth, boys. Get ready for it. BILLY: Moment of truth, boys. Get ready for it.
574 00:21:05,067 00:21:06,533 Here it comes. Here it comes.
575 00:21:06,569 00:21:08,602 [INDISTINCT GRUMBLING] [INDISTINCT GRUMBLING]
576 00:21:08,637 00:21:10,337 Hey! Hey!
577 00:21:10,372 00:21:11,838 I told you! I told you! I told you! I told you!
578 00:21:11,873 00:21:14,340 - No, no, no, no, no. - That should be my face. - No, no, no, no, no. - That should be my face.
579 00:21:14,375 00:21:16,475 You wiped my... you wiped my face, snipping that thing! You wiped my... you wiped my face, snipping that thing!
580 00:21:16,510 00:21:17,943 - They wiped my... - No! - They wiped my... - No!
581 00:21:17,979 00:21:19,478 Come on. Come on.
582 00:21:19,513 00:21:21,546 That Billy, he's, like, a bit of a wackadoo. That Billy, he's, like, a bit of a wackadoo.
583 00:21:21,582 00:21:23,983 I think you might need to go check under his hood. I think you might need to go check under his hood.
584 00:21:24,018 00:21:25,717 Yeah. I have a feeling I know exactly what I'm dealing with. Yeah. I have a feeling I know exactly what I'm dealing with.
585 00:21:25,752 00:21:27,186 [INDISTINCT YELLING] [INDISTINCT YELLING]
586 00:21:27,221 00:21:29,888 Yeah, this is why we have a psychologist on staff. Yeah, this is why we have a psychologist on staff.
587 00:21:29,923 00:21:32,190 You know, things can get a bit intense. You know, things can get a bit intense.
588 00:21:32,225 00:21:34,225 Yeah, well, you don't want another contestant Yeah, well, you don't want another contestant
589 00:21:34,260 00:21:35,927 jumping off the roof, do you? jumping off the roof, do you?
590 00:21:35,963 00:21:37,362 [ INDISTINCT GRUMBLING] [ INDISTINCT GRUMBLING]
591 00:21:37,397 00:21:39,030 ZACH: Yeah, yeah. ZACH: Yeah, yeah.
592 00:21:39,065 00:21:41,232 Hey, Zach is really something, huh? Hey, Zach is really something, huh?
593 00:21:41,267 00:21:43,535 Big heart, huge star power. Big heart, huge star power.
594 00:21:43,570 00:21:46,904 I actually brought him over from my pilot, "Hashtag Adulting." I actually brought him over from my pilot, "Hashtag Adulting."
595 00:21:46,939 00:21:49,173 You shot a pilot? Did you do it together? You shot a pilot? Did you do it together?
596 00:21:49,209 00:21:50,541 Oh, no. I did it on my own. Oh, no. I did it on my own.
597 00:21:50,576 00:21:51,775 Oh, yeah, this one here, Oh, yeah, this one here,
598 00:21:51,811 00:21:54,345 she's on a real, uh, meteoric rise. she's on a real, uh, meteoric rise.
599 00:21:54,381 00:21:56,714 Tell her, Madison. Tell her, Madison.
600 00:21:56,749 00:21:58,716 How you zipped up the ladder. How you zipped up the ladder.
601 00:21:58,758 00:22:00,758 Or was it un-zipped? Or was it un-zipped?
602 00:22:00,786 00:22:03,921 I always get those two confused. I always get those two confused.
603 00:22:03,956 00:22:07,391 ♪♪ ♪♪
604 00:22:11,910 00:22:12,769 ALEXI: [TRILLS] ALEXI: [TRILLS]
605 00:22:12,973 00:22:14,840 - You okay? - The king is back! - You okay? - The king is back!
606 00:22:14,875 00:22:16,108 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
607 00:22:16,143 00:22:17,509 Mmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm!
608 00:22:17,552 00:22:18,984 Okay. Come on, let's go. Let's get you inside. Okay. Come on, let's go. Let's get you inside.
609 00:22:19,012 00:22:20,579 I know... I know I signed a contract. I know... I know I signed a contract.
610 00:22:20,645 00:22:23,149 - But I didn't sign for this! - Hey, let's go, Alexi. - But I didn't sign for this! - Hey, let's go, Alexi.
611 00:22:23,185 00:22:25,285 - [LAUGHS] - Let's get you... let's go. - [LAUGHS] - Let's get you... let's go.
612 00:22:25,352 00:22:27,519 Thank you for convincing me to go on that date. Thank you for convincing me to go on that date.
613 00:22:27,551 00:22:30,574 I have... I have no words for what just happened. I have... I have no words for what just happened.
614 00:22:30,637 00:22:32,971 - That was... That was nuts. - Oh, my God. - That was... That was nuts. - Oh, my God.
615 00:22:33,006 00:22:34,873 Okay, but I still want my time with August tonight. Okay, but I still want my time with August tonight.
616 00:22:34,908 00:22:36,407 I-I still think he's the one. I-I still think he's the one.
617 00:22:36,443 00:22:38,042 Absolutely. Absolutely.
618 00:22:38,078 00:22:40,544 He's gonna be in your room after the elimination ceremony. He's gonna be in your room after the elimination ceremony.
619 00:22:40,580 00:22:42,347 Thank you. Thank you.
620 00:22:42,382 00:22:45,450 ♪♪ ♪♪
621 00:22:55,140 00:22:57,140 We need to talk. We need to talk.
622 00:22:57,176 00:22:59,142 Excuse me, are you Rachel Goldberg? Excuse me, are you Rachel Goldberg?
623 00:22:59,178 00:23:01,178 My least favorite question. My least favorite question.
624 00:23:01,213 00:23:03,313 Hi. I'm Robin Carr from The National Page. Hi. I'm Robin Carr from The National Page.
625 00:23:03,349 00:23:04,882 You're Quinn's number two, right? You're Quinn's number two, right?
626 00:23:04,917 00:23:06,984 Yes. It's 2 or 10 depending on the day. Yes. It's 2 or 10 depending on the day.
627 00:23:07,019 00:23:08,386 I would love to talk to you. I would love to talk to you.
628 00:23:08,421 00:23:10,320 Actually, we need to... Actually, we need to...
629 00:23:10,356 00:23:12,655 We're gonna go. Excuse us. We're gonna go. Excuse us.
630 00:23:15,194 00:23:17,961 You know, Rachel isn't her number two. You know, Rachel isn't her number two.
631 00:23:17,997 00:23:20,430 We're all producers, so we aren't ranked. We're all producers, so we aren't ranked.
632 00:23:20,465 00:23:21,999 - Technically that's true. - [CELLPHONE BUZZING] - Technically that's true. - [CELLPHONE BUZZING]
633 00:23:22,034 00:23:23,967 Oh, excuse me. Got to get this. Oh, excuse me. Got to get this.
634 00:23:24,003 00:23:26,136 Ah, my girlfriend. How are you? Ah, my girlfriend. How are you?
635 00:23:26,171 00:23:29,105 Oh, no, no, no, no. That... That... That's for the lights. Oh, no, no, no, no. That... That... That's for the lights.
636 00:23:29,140 00:23:31,007 The other button is for the bubbles. The other button is for the bubbles.
637 00:23:32,511 00:23:35,111 So, what's it like working for Quinn? So, what's it like working for Quinn?
638 00:23:35,146 00:23:37,480 I've heard a lot about her, not all positive. I've heard a lot about her, not all positive.
639 00:23:37,516 00:23:39,348 I probably shouldn't say anything. I probably shouldn't say anything.
640 00:23:39,384 00:23:41,718 Ooh, now I'm intrigued. Ooh, now I'm intrigued.
641 00:23:41,753 00:23:43,686 The word is, aside from Rachel, The word is, aside from Rachel,
642 00:23:43,722 00:23:45,854 female producers don't really last around here. female producers don't really last around here.
643 00:23:45,890 00:23:46,657 [ICE CLINKING] [ICE CLINKING]
644 00:23:46,664 00:23:48,964 I just need to make things right, okay? I just need to make things right, okay?
645 00:23:48,993 00:23:51,160 'Cause, like, Serena trusts me. I just can't keep lying to her. 'Cause, like, Serena trusts me. I just can't keep lying to her.
646 00:23:51,195 00:23:53,195 I had sex with August a few times. I had sex with August a few times.
647 00:23:53,231 00:23:55,064 - It's over. Move on. - I know. But she's into him - It's over. Move on. - I know. But she's into him
648 00:23:55,099 00:23:56,532 because of what he said to her on the date, because of what he said to her on the date,
649 00:23:56,567 00:23:58,067 - but he was talking to you. - Wait. - but he was talking to you. - Wait.
650 00:23:58,102 00:24:00,969 So, what we're producing on "Everlasting" isn't real? So, what we're producing on "Everlasting" isn't real?
651 00:24:01,004 00:24:05,808 I think Quinn is threatened by younger, ambitious women. I think Quinn is threatened by younger, ambitious women.
652 00:24:05,843 00:24:08,577 Mm-hmm. No, I can totally see that. Mm-hmm. No, I can totally see that.
653 00:24:08,612 00:24:11,146 But I mean, she's still a phenomenon, right? But I mean, she's still a phenomenon, right?
654 00:24:12,650 00:24:15,884 ♪♪ ♪♪
655 00:24:15,920 00:24:17,352 She's a mess. She's a mess.
656 00:24:17,387 00:24:19,421 She's been drinking on set. She's been drinking on set.
657 00:24:19,456 00:24:21,389 The network president caught her. The network president caught her.
658 00:24:21,425 00:24:23,624 And he told me, privately, of course, And he told me, privately, of course,
659 00:24:23,660 00:24:26,594 that she's on her way out. that she's on her way out.
660 00:24:26,629 00:24:28,396 They just don't trust her anymore. They just don't trust her anymore.
661 00:24:28,432 00:24:31,566 Well, you seem like a real up-and-comer. Well, you seem like a real up-and-comer.
662 00:24:31,601 00:24:33,868 Thank you. I think the network thinks so, too. Thank you. I think the network thinks so, too.
663 00:24:33,903 00:24:35,670 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
664 00:24:35,705 00:24:37,839 Hey, you know what I could use your help with? Hey, you know what I could use your help with?
665 00:24:37,874 00:24:39,373 Serena. Serena.
666 00:24:39,408 00:24:41,041 They've been trying to keep her away from me all day, They've been trying to keep her away from me all day,
667 00:24:41,077 00:24:44,178 but it would seriously make my story if I could talk to her. but it would seriously make my story if I could talk to her.
668 00:24:44,213 00:24:47,582 I can definitely help you with that. I can definitely help you with that.
669 00:24:47,617 00:24:50,684 ♪♪ ♪♪
670 00:24:50,719 00:24:52,853 Quinn, I just can't keep doing this, okay? Quinn, I just can't keep doing this, okay?
671 00:24:52,888 00:24:54,254 I'm, like, trying harder than you know, I'm, like, trying harder than you know,
672 00:24:54,290 00:24:56,357 but I really need to get back to being honest. but I really need to get back to being honest.
673 00:24:56,392 00:24:58,925 No, you don't. Just stop it, okay? No, you don't. Just stop it, okay?
674 00:24:58,961 00:25:00,660 You cannot do this job You cannot do this job
675 00:25:00,696 00:25:02,396 and be essentially honest at the same time. and be essentially honest at the same time.
676 00:25:02,431 00:25:05,165 And I am sorry if that is gonna make you explode or whatever, And I am sorry if that is gonna make you explode or whatever,
677 00:25:05,201 00:25:06,900 but you just have to let it go. but you just have to let it go.
678 00:25:06,935 00:25:09,068 Okay, well, I can't, Quinn. Okay, well, I can't, Quinn.
679 00:25:09,104 00:25:11,671 I'm, like, barely hanging on here. I'm, like, barely hanging on here.
680 00:25:11,707 00:25:13,172 I really need to do something. I really need to do something.
681 00:25:13,208 00:25:16,009 ♪♪ ♪♪
682 00:25:16,044 00:25:18,444 [DOOR OPENS] [DOOR OPENS]
683 00:25:21,282 00:25:23,249 Hey. Can you give us a sec? Hey. Can you give us a sec?
684 00:25:23,284 00:25:24,650 - Sure. - Thank you. - Sure. - Thank you.
685 00:25:24,685 00:25:26,585 So, Serena, this is Robin. So, Serena, this is Robin.
686 00:25:26,621 00:25:28,587 Robin, Serena. You have five minutes. Robin, Serena. You have five minutes.
687 00:25:28,623 00:25:30,156 Thank you. Thank you.
688 00:25:30,191 00:25:31,657 What's going on? What's going on?
689 00:25:31,692 00:25:33,292 Hi. Hi.
690 00:25:33,328 00:25:35,428 I'm writing a story on the show for The National Page. I'm writing a story on the show for The National Page.
691 00:25:35,463 00:25:36,829 Do you mind? Do you mind?
692 00:25:36,864 00:25:39,198 Uh, no. Sure. Uh, no. Sure.
693 00:25:39,234 00:25:41,534 I read that profile of you in Flash Talk. I read that profile of you in Flash Talk.
694 00:25:41,569 00:25:43,268 It was really illuminating. It was really illuminating.
695 00:25:43,303 00:25:44,670 Thank you. Thank you.
696 00:25:44,705 00:25:48,473 I'm just wondering how a Silicon Valley baller I'm just wondering how a Silicon Valley baller
697 00:25:48,509 00:25:51,610 let herself descend into a literal damsel in distress let herself descend into a literal damsel in distress
698 00:25:51,646 00:25:54,112 - in a matter of weeks. - Excuse me? - in a matter of weeks. - Excuse me?
699 00:25:54,148 00:25:57,782 I mean, what message are you trying to send to women? I mean, what message are you trying to send to women?
700 00:25:57,817 00:26:00,318 I'm not sending any message. I'm not sending any message.
701 00:26:00,354 00:26:01,586 I'm just trying to find someone I'm just trying to find someone
702 00:26:01,621 00:26:03,655 to spend the rest of my life with. to spend the rest of my life with.
703 00:26:03,690 00:26:07,992 Okay, look, the damsel thing was a regrettable blip, Okay, look, the damsel thing was a regrettable blip,
704 00:26:08,028 00:26:10,762 but if you had seen my date with Alexi but if you had seen my date with Alexi
705 00:26:10,797 00:26:12,297 or the connection that I have with August, or the connection that I have with August,
706 00:26:12,332 00:26:13,765 you would know that I have real options here. you would know that I have real options here.
707 00:26:13,800 00:26:16,601 Oh, my God. You sound like a kidnapping victim. Oh, my God. You sound like a kidnapping victim.
708 00:26:16,636 00:26:19,270 You have to realize they are manipulating you at every step. You have to realize they are manipulating you at every step.
709 00:26:19,305 00:26:21,172 No, I'm a lot more in control than you think. No, I'm a lot more in control than you think.
710 00:26:21,207 00:26:24,341 Okay. Serena, they've created this whole man-bun investigation Okay. Serena, they've created this whole man-bun investigation
711 00:26:24,377 00:26:26,110 just to keep me occupied. just to keep me occupied.
712 00:26:26,145 00:26:27,679 Who knows what they're hiding here. Who knows what they're hiding here.
713 00:26:27,714 00:26:29,713 This morning, I heard Rachel convincing Alexi This morning, I heard Rachel convincing Alexi
714 00:26:29,748 00:26:31,482 to pretend to be into you. to pretend to be into you.
715 00:26:31,517 00:26:32,816 What? What?
716 00:26:32,851 00:26:34,485 These producers are monsters. These producers are monsters.
717 00:26:34,520 00:26:35,852 And I'm gonna expose them. And I'm gonna expose them.
718 00:26:35,888 00:26:38,689 If I were you, I'd trust no one. If I were you, I'd trust no one.
719 00:26:38,724 00:26:41,492 ♪♪ ♪♪
720 00:26:41,527 00:26:43,294 [THUNDER RUMBLES] [THUNDER RUMBLES]
721 00:26:43,329 00:26:45,896 Rachel? Rachel?
722 00:26:45,931 00:26:48,398 Have you been producing the guys to like me? Have you been producing the guys to like me?
723 00:26:48,433 00:26:49,800 Who told you that? Who told you that?
724 00:26:49,835 00:26:52,035 That reporter. She saw you talking to Alexi. That reporter. She saw you talking to Alexi.
725 00:26:52,071 00:26:54,437 Come on. You told me you'd always be straight with me. Come on. You told me you'd always be straight with me.
726 00:26:54,473 00:26:57,273 That is why I came on this show in the first place. That is why I came on this show in the first place.
727 00:26:57,309 00:26:59,643 So just tell me what the hell's going on. So just tell me what the hell's going on.
728 00:26:59,678 00:27:03,045 ♪♪ ♪♪
729 00:27:03,081 00:27:04,914 Okay, fine. Okay, fine.
730 00:27:04,949 00:27:07,250 Yeah, like, sometimes we do have to, Yeah, like, sometimes we do have to,
731 00:27:07,285 00:27:09,051 you know, like, push the guys a little bit. you know, like, push the guys a little bit.
732 00:27:09,087 00:27:10,886 To like me? To like me?
733 00:27:12,524 00:27:14,390 Okay, maybe Alexi. Okay, maybe Alexi.
734 00:27:14,426 00:27:17,327 But not August. But not August.
735 00:27:19,063 00:27:20,763 Oh, come on. You told me he was solid. Oh, come on. You told me he was solid.
736 00:27:20,798 00:27:23,633 You said it right to my face. You said it right to my face.
737 00:27:23,668 00:27:26,368 Please don't make an ass out of me, Rachel. Please don't make an ass out of me, Rachel.
738 00:27:26,403 00:27:28,704 I will not survive it. I will not survive it.
739 00:27:28,740 00:27:31,273 Okay, look, I, like, legitimately thought Okay, look, I, like, legitimately thought
740 00:27:31,308 00:27:32,908 that August was a good guy. that August was a good guy.
741 00:27:32,944 00:27:34,376 I really did. I really did.
742 00:27:34,411 00:27:35,910 And then... and then I found out... And then... and then I found out...
743 00:27:35,946 00:27:38,380 What? You found out what? What? You found out what?
744 00:27:38,415 00:27:39,814 August slept with Quinn. August slept with Quinn.
745 00:27:39,850 00:27:41,349 Okay, they had this whole thing. Okay, they had this whole thing.
746 00:27:41,384 00:27:42,916 And she asked me not to say anything to you, And she asked me not to say anything to you,
747 00:27:42,952 00:27:44,519 but it has absolutely been killing me. but it has absolutely been killing me.
748 00:27:44,554 00:27:47,087 I am so sorry, Serena. You deserve the truth. I am so sorry, Serena. You deserve the truth.
749 00:27:47,123 00:27:50,191 ♪♪ ♪♪
750 00:27:53,329 00:27:55,896 Rachel told you that I slept with August? Rachel told you that I slept with August?
751 00:27:58,567 00:28:00,034 It's true. It's true.
752 00:28:00,069 00:28:01,401 You're vile. You're vile.
753 00:28:01,436 00:28:04,138 You are everything that reporter said you are. You are everything that reporter said you are.
754 00:28:04,173 00:28:05,773 Obviously I am gonna cut your boy toy Obviously I am gonna cut your boy toy
755 00:28:05,808 00:28:07,041 the second the cameras roll. the second the cameras roll.
756 00:28:07,076 00:28:08,408 All right, I wouldn't, okay? All right, I wouldn't, okay?
757 00:28:08,443 00:28:10,277 It's a mistake to blame this all on August. It's a mistake to blame this all on August.
758 00:28:10,312 00:28:12,846 You know what? I don't want to hear your self-serving spin. You know what? I don't want to hear your self-serving spin.
759 00:28:12,882 00:28:15,415 Hey, we all make mistakes, right? Hey, we all make mistakes, right?
760 00:28:15,450 00:28:18,351 I slept with August and you slept with the jockey. I slept with August and you slept with the jockey.
761 00:28:18,387 00:28:22,055 ♪♪ ♪♪
762 00:28:22,090 00:28:23,890 Our bad. Our bad.
763 00:28:23,925 00:28:26,660 And besides, August didn't even really know you And besides, August didn't even really know you
764 00:28:26,695 00:28:28,761 when he slept with me. Why not give him a chance? when he slept with me. Why not give him a chance?
765 00:28:28,797 00:28:30,463 - [SCOFFS] Oh. - Oh, come on. - [SCOFFS] Oh. - Oh, come on.
766 00:28:30,499 00:28:32,431 He is the hottest guy here. He is the hottest guy here.
767 00:28:32,466 00:28:34,366 Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
768 00:28:34,402 00:28:36,769 None of this is anything like it was supposed to be. None of this is anything like it was supposed to be.
769 00:28:36,805 00:28:38,604 You know what? You know what?
770 00:28:38,639 00:28:40,606 From here on out, I'm only dealing with Rachel. From here on out, I'm only dealing with Rachel.
771 00:28:40,641 00:28:43,242 I don't trust you as far as I can punt you. I don't trust you as far as I can punt you.
772 00:28:43,277 00:28:46,909 ♪♪ ♪♪
773 00:28:48,019 00:28:49,219 They're plastic but they're changed... They're plastic but they're changed...
774 00:28:49,254 00:28:50,386 Uh, excuse us, okay? We are done here. Uh, excuse us, okay? We are done here.
775 00:28:50,421 00:28:51,654 Are you kidding? Are you kidding?
776 00:28:51,689 00:28:54,005 You can write whatever you want, You can write whatever you want,
777 00:28:54,052 00:28:55,618 including me kicking you off our set. including me kicking you off our set.
778 00:28:55,654 00:28:57,186 You know, I can't believe that Madison thought You know, I can't believe that Madison thought
779 00:28:57,221 00:28:59,388 that it was okay to let you talk to our Suitress. that it was okay to let you talk to our Suitress.
780 00:28:59,423 00:29:00,990 How did you know it was Madison? How did you know it was Madison?
781 00:29:01,026 00:29:02,158 I didn't. I didn't.
782 00:29:02,193 00:29:04,493 Until now. Dan! Until now. Dan!
783 00:29:04,529 00:29:06,762 You know, it's surprising to me that you're so rough on her. You know, it's surprising to me that you're so rough on her.
784 00:29:06,797 00:29:09,031 Because she's like a younger version of you, Because she's like a younger version of you,
785 00:29:09,066 00:29:11,700 even following your example of sleeping your way to the top. even following your example of sleeping your way to the top.
786 00:29:11,735 00:29:13,202 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
787 00:29:13,237 00:29:15,371 You don't know me, okay? You don't know me, okay?
788 00:29:15,406 00:29:16,972 I rose up on this show I rose up on this show
789 00:29:17,007 00:29:19,775 after busting my ass for years in the shadows after busting my ass for years in the shadows
790 00:29:19,810 00:29:21,309 until I finally got the credit I deserved. until I finally got the credit I deserved.
791 00:29:21,344 00:29:24,846 It is so interesting that you position yourself It is so interesting that you position yourself
792 00:29:24,882 00:29:26,715 as this feminist hero. as this feminist hero.
793 00:29:26,750 00:29:28,984 - I never said that. - Good. - I never said that. - Good.
794 00:29:29,019 00:29:31,486 'Cause I think what's really happening is you hate yourself, 'Cause I think what's really happening is you hate yourself,
795 00:29:31,521 00:29:32,854 which is why you've made it your life's work which is why you've made it your life's work
796 00:29:32,890 00:29:33,722 to destroy other women. to destroy other women.
797 00:29:33,757 00:29:35,690 That's the real story here, Quinn. That's the real story here, Quinn.
798 00:29:35,725 00:29:37,325 The real story... is you. The real story... is you.
799 00:29:37,360 00:29:39,661 Have a good night. Have a good night.
800 00:29:39,696 00:29:41,796 My fact checker will be getting in touch soon. My fact checker will be getting in touch soon.
801 00:29:41,831 00:29:45,766 ♪♪ ♪♪
802 00:29:45,802 00:29:47,868 [DOOR OPENS] [DOOR OPENS]
803 00:29:47,904 00:29:48,536 I can't believe that woman. I can't believe that woman.
804 00:29:48,572 00:29:50,471 Did you talk to Serena? Did you talk to Serena?
805 00:29:50,507 00:29:52,573 - Yes. - And? - Yes. - And?
806 00:29:52,608 00:29:54,709 And worked like a charm. And worked like a charm.
807 00:29:54,744 00:29:58,012 She loathes me and loves you. She loathes me and loves you.
808 00:29:58,047 00:30:01,415 So, we are back on with you as her guide. So, we are back on with you as her guide.
809 00:30:01,450 00:30:04,051 Okay? Feel better? Super honest? Okay? Feel better? Super honest?
810 00:30:04,087 00:30:05,619 Because I feel better. Because I feel better.
811 00:30:05,654 00:30:06,954 I mean, we all should feel better. I mean, we all should feel better.
812 00:30:06,989 00:30:09,256 Except Serena. But, you know, Kumbaya. Except Serena. But, you know, Kumbaya.
813 00:30:09,291 00:30:10,890 Yeah, I should feel better. Yeah, I should feel better.
814 00:30:10,926 00:30:14,060 I mean, I definitely thought I would, but, um... I mean, I definitely thought I would, but, um...
815 00:30:14,096 00:30:16,396 Rachel? Rachel?
816 00:30:16,432 00:30:18,832 What is going on? What is going on?
817 00:30:18,867 00:30:20,767 I've been talking to Dr. Simon. I've been talking to Dr. Simon.
818 00:30:20,802 00:30:23,604 Yeah. I heard. Yeah. I heard.
819 00:30:23,639 00:30:25,504 I almost did something this morning. I almost did something this morning.
820 00:30:25,540 00:30:27,540 What did you do? What did you do?
821 00:30:27,575 00:30:29,408 You know what? Never mind. You know what? Never mind.
822 00:30:29,444 00:30:30,877 Rachel... Rachel...
823 00:30:30,912 00:30:33,213 This is not the time. We have a lot of eyes on us, This is not the time. We have a lot of eyes on us,
824 00:30:33,248 00:30:34,914 and you can't be going off the rails and you can't be going off the rails
825 00:30:34,950 00:30:37,083 or doing a deep out with Dr. Simon. or doing a deep out with Dr. Simon.
826 00:30:37,119 00:30:38,885 Okay, well, that's not what I'm doing. Okay, well, that's not what I'm doing.
827 00:30:38,920 00:30:41,854 I'm just... I'm just...
828 00:30:41,889 00:30:43,922 I'm, like, fixing myself. I'm, like, fixing myself.
829 00:30:43,958 00:30:46,125 [SCOFFS] What does that even mean? [SCOFFS] What does that even mean?
830 00:30:46,160 00:30:47,627 I mean, just produce the show, I mean, just produce the show,
831 00:30:47,662 00:30:49,995 don't kill anybody, and you'll be fine. don't kill anybody, and you'll be fine.
832 00:30:50,030 00:30:51,631 Don't you want me to get better? Don't you want me to get better?
833 00:30:51,666 00:30:52,598 Of course I do. Of course I do.
834 00:30:52,634 00:30:54,267 But just not now. But just not now.
835 00:30:54,302 00:30:56,335 I mean, can you just wait till the season's over? I mean, can you just wait till the season's over?
836 00:30:58,839 00:31:00,405 No, I can't. No, I can't.
837 00:31:04,145 00:31:05,778 I'm not waiting anymore. I'm not waiting anymore.
838 00:31:05,813 00:31:07,646 [INHALING DEEPLY] [INHALING DEEPLY]
839 00:31:09,850 00:31:10,949 [EXHALES SHARPLY] [EXHALES SHARPLY]
840 00:31:13,520 00:31:14,653 [KNOCK ON DOOR] [KNOCK ON DOOR]
841 00:31:14,688 00:31:16,788 Hey, Alexi, d... Hey, Alexi, d...
842 00:31:16,823 00:31:18,356 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
843 00:31:20,126 00:31:22,093 Where did you get... Where did you get...
844 00:31:22,128 00:31:24,329 Is this what you were doing with Sergei? Is this what you were doing with Sergei?
845 00:31:24,364 00:31:26,431 This is what makes me feel alive. This is what makes me feel alive.
846 00:31:26,466 00:31:28,633 It makes me be the man Natalia wants me to be. It makes me be the man Natalia wants me to be.
847 00:31:28,669 00:31:30,134 AD DAN: Jay, where's Alexi? AD DAN: Jay, where's Alexi?
848 00:31:30,170 00:31:33,470 We need him for the Elimination Ceremony. We need him for the Elimination Ceremony.
849 00:31:33,506 00:31:36,307 You need to get your shit together and get dressed. Now. You need to get your shit together and get dressed. Now.
850 00:31:41,714 00:31:44,415 GRAHAM: As the great Dostoyevksy might've said, GRAHAM: As the great Dostoyevksy might've said,
851 00:31:44,450 00:31:46,983 there can be no crime without punishment. there can be no crime without punishment.
852 00:31:47,019 00:31:50,354 And so it is time for Serena to mete out justice. And so it is time for Serena to mete out justice.
853 00:31:50,389 00:31:52,656 One contestant must be executed. One contestant must be executed.
854 00:31:52,692 00:31:54,124 From the show, obviously. From the show, obviously.
855 00:31:54,159 00:31:56,026 And the rest will get their freedom. And the rest will get their freedom.
856 00:31:56,061 00:32:00,597 And a Coif Chopper DX portable hair-cutting system. And a Coif Chopper DX portable hair-cutting system.
857 00:32:00,633 00:32:02,800 Because why settle for a hair cut Because why settle for a hair cut
858 00:32:02,835 00:32:04,667 when you can get a hair vacuum? when you can get a hair vacuum?
859 00:32:04,703 00:32:07,003 Serena, who are you choices? Serena, who are you choices?
860 00:32:07,039 00:32:10,673 Owen, will you stay? Owen, will you stay?
861 00:32:10,709 00:32:13,243 Guy, will you please stay? Guy, will you please stay?
862 00:32:14,913 00:32:16,346 Warren, will you please stay? Warren, will you please stay?
863 00:32:16,381 00:32:17,547 Okay. Okay.
864 00:32:17,582 00:32:19,982 Alexi, will you please stay? Alexi, will you please stay?
865 00:32:20,017 00:32:21,851 No. Just joking. No. Just joking.
866 00:32:21,886 00:32:23,686 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
867 00:32:23,722 00:32:24,821 ALEXI: Here. ALEXI: Here.
868 00:32:24,856 00:32:26,522 Oh. Oh. Ohh. Oh. Oh. Ohh.
869 00:32:26,558 00:32:28,458 Finally somebody with something. Finally somebody with something.
870 00:32:28,493 00:32:30,326 Jasper, will you please stay? Jasper, will you please stay?
871 00:32:30,362 00:32:32,595 Wait till she finds out about your bet, dick. Wait till she finds out about your bet, dick.
872 00:32:32,630 00:32:34,797 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
873 00:32:34,833 00:32:37,066 [CLEARS THROAT] [CLEARS THROAT]
874 00:32:39,636 00:32:41,971 August, will you please stay? August, will you please stay?
875 00:32:42,006 00:32:43,438 Yeah. Yeah.
876 00:32:43,474 00:32:45,607 Good girl. [LAUGHS] Good girl. [LAUGHS]
877 00:32:47,578 00:32:49,544 Hey, where's Rachel? Hey, where's Rachel?
878 00:32:49,580 00:32:51,613 I haven't seen her since this morning. I haven't seen her since this morning.
879 00:32:51,648 00:32:55,250 ♪♪ ♪♪
880 00:32:55,285 00:32:56,585 [WHISPERING] See you in the room later? [WHISPERING] See you in the room later?
881 00:32:56,620 00:32:59,320 [WHISPERING] Not a chance. [WHISPERING] Not a chance.
882 00:32:59,356 00:33:02,023 GRAHAM: And now just two remain. GRAHAM: And now just two remain.
883 00:33:02,058 00:33:04,693 But only one can receive a stay of execution. But only one can receive a stay of execution.
884 00:33:04,728 00:33:07,829 SERENA: After everything that's happened today, SERENA: After everything that's happened today,
885 00:33:07,865 00:33:09,663 I can safely say I can safely say
886 00:33:09,699 00:33:12,300 the most important quality that I am looking for the most important quality that I am looking for
887 00:33:12,335 00:33:14,035 is honesty. is honesty.
888 00:33:14,070 00:33:17,738 At least one of you had the guts to show your true colors. At least one of you had the guts to show your true colors.
889 00:33:17,774 00:33:18,773 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
890 00:33:18,808 00:33:19,774 Zach. Zach.
891 00:33:19,809 00:33:21,309 Bitch, what? Bitch, what?
892 00:33:21,344 00:33:22,977 - ZACH: [ LAUGHS] - You sure? - ZACH: [ LAUGHS] - You sure?
893 00:33:23,013 00:33:24,445 No. No.
894 00:33:24,480 00:33:26,447 Hey, this isn't right. Get me a producer. Hey, this isn't right. Get me a producer.
895 00:33:26,482 00:33:27,082 Thank you. Thank you.
896 00:33:27,089 00:33:28,889 Okay, he's saying he did it which he did not. Okay, he's saying he did it which he did not.
897 00:33:28,918 00:33:31,351 And even if he did, why are you not cutting him? And even if he did, why are you not cutting him?
898 00:33:31,387 00:33:33,053 Because I'm finally cutting you. Because I'm finally cutting you.
899 00:33:33,088 00:33:34,154 Bitch. Bitch.
900 00:33:34,189 00:33:35,155 - Oh! - That's very nice. - Oh! - That's very nice.
901 00:33:35,190 00:33:36,891 No, you didn't! No, you didn't!
902 00:33:36,926 00:33:38,793 That's fantastic. That's fantastic.
903 00:33:38,828 00:33:40,895 [GRUNTING] [GRUNTING]
904 00:33:40,930 00:33:42,495 We'll miss you. We'll miss you.
905 00:33:42,531 00:33:46,266 - [LAUGHING] - [CELLPHONE RINGING] - [LAUGHING] - [CELLPHONE RINGING]
906 00:33:47,769 00:33:50,103 Okay, hey, and that's a cut, everybody. Okay, hey, and that's a cut, everybody.
907 00:33:50,139 00:33:52,973 Well, I will miss Billy but not his toothpicks. Well, I will miss Billy but not his toothpicks.
908 00:33:53,008 00:33:54,107 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
909 00:33:54,143 00:33:55,775 Hey, um, Jay. Hey, um, Jay.
910 00:33:55,811 00:33:58,278 I got to tell you. I saw the footage with Alexi. I got to tell you. I saw the footage with Alexi.
911 00:33:58,314 00:34:00,780 I don't know what you were doing to keep him on his stride, I don't know what you were doing to keep him on his stride,
912 00:34:00,816 00:34:02,048 but keep it coming. but keep it coming.
913 00:34:02,083 00:34:04,350 Because that is the Alexi we need. Because that is the Alexi we need.
914 00:34:07,054 00:34:09,087 No, yeah, yeah. I understand. That's fine. No, yeah, yeah. I understand. That's fine.
915 00:34:10,724 00:34:12,658 I can just meet you later. I can just meet you later.
916 00:34:12,693 00:34:15,761 ♪♪ ♪♪
917 00:34:18,165 00:34:19,665 QUINN: Chez Panisse? QUINN: Chez Panisse?
918 00:34:21,468 00:34:24,002 He had to work late. He had to work late.
919 00:34:24,037 00:34:26,104 He's just gonna order in. He's just gonna order in.
920 00:34:27,474 00:34:28,673 Am I fired? Am I fired?
921 00:34:28,708 00:34:30,308 'Cause that's what I do, right? 'Cause that's what I do, right?
922 00:34:30,344 00:34:32,944 Destroy other women? Destroy other women?
923 00:34:32,980 00:34:35,213 [SCOFFS] [SCOFFS]
924 00:34:35,248 00:34:38,516 [SIGHS DEEPLY] [SIGHS DEEPLY]
925 00:34:38,551 00:34:40,952 Come here. Come here.
926 00:34:40,987 00:34:43,855 [CLEARS THROAT] [CLEARS THROAT]
927 00:34:43,890 00:34:46,791 You don't get it, do you? You don't get it, do you?
928 00:34:46,826 00:34:49,861 I'm hard on you because I'm trying to help you. I'm hard on you because I'm trying to help you.
929 00:34:49,896 00:34:52,563 Do you think Rachel got so good at her job Do you think Rachel got so good at her job
930 00:34:52,599 00:34:54,698 because I was nice to her? because I was nice to her?
931 00:34:54,733 00:34:56,833 You should be looking for a career You should be looking for a career
932 00:34:56,869 00:34:59,836 that lasts and means something. that lasts and means something.
933 00:34:59,872 00:35:02,939 Slow down. All right? Slow down. All right?
934 00:35:02,975 00:35:05,642 You're trying to cut to the front of the line with Gary. You're trying to cut to the front of the line with Gary.
935 00:35:05,677 00:35:08,812 And I promise you, that is not going to end well. And I promise you, that is not going to end well.
936 00:35:11,617 00:35:15,519 Does anybody have eyes on Rachel? Does anybody have eyes on Rachel?
937 00:35:15,554 00:35:17,086 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
938 00:35:17,122 00:35:19,255 [KNOCK ON DOOR] [KNOCK ON DOOR]
939 00:35:22,193 00:35:24,227 May I help you? May I help you?
940 00:35:24,262 00:35:26,663 I'm Rachel Goldberg. I'm Rachel Goldberg.
941 00:35:26,698 00:35:29,032 I'm sorry. Do I know you? I'm sorry. Do I know you?
942 00:35:29,067 00:35:31,334 [VOICE BREAKING] My mother is Olive Goldberg? [VOICE BREAKING] My mother is Olive Goldberg?
943 00:35:33,871 00:35:35,271 She was your therapist? She was your therapist?
944 00:35:36,541 00:35:39,275 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
945 00:35:43,633 00:35:47,298 - You lied to me. - What? No, I did not. - You lied to me. - What? No, I did not.
946 00:35:47,486 00:35:48,919 I said the food would be terrible I said the food would be terrible
947 00:35:48,954 00:35:50,153 but the view would be magnificent. but the view would be magnificent.
948 00:35:50,188 00:35:51,955 You cannot question this view. You cannot question this view.
949 00:35:51,991 00:35:53,423 I meant the wings. I meant the wings.
950 00:35:53,458 00:35:55,626 They're amazing. Sriracha? They're amazing. Sriracha?
951 00:35:55,661 00:35:56,994 Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah.
952 00:35:57,029 00:35:58,461 I wasn't sure if you like spicy. I wasn't sure if you like spicy.
953 00:35:58,497 00:36:00,296 Aw, you think these are spicy. Aw, you think these are spicy.
954 00:36:00,332 00:36:01,797 - Aww. - Mm. - Aww. - Mm.
955 00:36:01,833 00:36:02,832 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
956 00:36:02,867 00:36:04,434 You always this happy? You always this happy?
957 00:36:04,469 00:36:06,436 Why wouldn't I be? Why wouldn't I be?
958 00:36:06,471 00:36:10,606 Working in TV's been a dream come true. Working in TV's been a dream come true.
959 00:36:10,642 00:36:13,076 I remember when I used to think coming to work was fun. I remember when I used to think coming to work was fun.
960 00:36:13,111 00:36:15,478 ♪ Breathe in, the lights fade ♪ ♪ Breathe in, the lights fade ♪
961 00:36:15,514 00:36:17,180 ♪ It's the drugs ♪ ♪ It's the drugs ♪
962 00:36:17,215 00:36:18,781 I think this is fun. I think this is fun.
963 00:36:18,816 00:36:20,650 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
964 00:36:20,685 00:36:25,187 ♪ Until I love you once again ♪ ♪ Until I love you once again ♪
965 00:36:25,222 00:36:28,524 ♪♪ ♪♪
966 00:36:28,560 00:36:31,427 Mm. Nah, it's not that fun. Mm. Nah, it's not that fun.
967 00:36:31,462 00:36:35,030 ♪ Defy gravity ♪ ♪ Defy gravity ♪
968 00:36:35,066 00:36:38,833 ♪ Defy gravity ♪ ♪ Defy gravity ♪
969 00:36:38,869 00:36:41,170 [INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES] [INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES]
970 00:36:41,205 00:36:43,439 If you're thinking about drowning yourself, If you're thinking about drowning yourself,
971 00:36:43,474 00:36:46,041 that coat looks awfully buoyant. that coat looks awfully buoyant.
972 00:36:46,077 00:36:48,009 [LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
973 00:36:48,045 00:36:50,879 Mind if I join you? Mind if I join you?
974 00:36:50,914 00:36:52,847 No? No?
975 00:36:52,883 00:36:55,917 This place is making my head spin, as well. This place is making my head spin, as well.
976 00:36:55,953 00:36:59,520 I'd offer you a sip, but, um, I'm gonna need every drop. I'd offer you a sip, but, um, I'm gonna need every drop.
977 00:36:59,556 00:37:01,522 That's fair. That's fair.
978 00:37:01,558 00:37:04,258 ♪ Defy ♪ ♪ Defy ♪
979 00:37:04,294 00:37:07,028 ♪♪ ♪♪
980 00:37:07,064 00:37:12,032 Tell me something. Tell me something.
981 00:37:12,068 00:37:14,668 If we met in the real world, [CHUCKLES] If we met in the real world, [CHUCKLES]
982 00:37:14,704 00:37:18,139 if you walked into Vertigo and I was there... if you walked into Vertigo and I was there...
983 00:37:18,174 00:37:21,342 ♪♪ ♪♪
984 00:37:21,377 00:37:24,211 I'd get your number. I'd get your number.
985 00:37:24,246 00:37:26,880 And I definitely wouldn't let you leave And I definitely wouldn't let you leave
986 00:37:26,916 00:37:30,417 before I made sure that it was real. before I made sure that it was real.
987 00:37:30,452 00:37:32,086 And then I'd call you up And then I'd call you up
988 00:37:32,121 00:37:35,823 and I'd, um, ask you out before you'd even got home. and I'd, um, ask you out before you'd even got home.
989 00:37:35,858 00:37:40,594 ♪ Defy gravity ♪ ♪ Defy gravity ♪
990 00:37:40,629 00:37:43,062 ♪ Gravity ♪ ♪ Gravity ♪
991 00:37:43,098 00:37:46,366 You know, actually, I think this is a lot better. You know, actually, I think this is a lot better.
992 00:37:46,401 00:37:47,867 It's always so noisy there. It's always so noisy there.
993 00:37:47,902 00:37:49,669 How... How's that torte? That looks delicious. How... How's that torte? That looks delicious.
994 00:37:49,704 00:37:51,605 So, what's the exciting news about my pilot? So, what's the exciting news about my pilot?
995 00:37:51,640 00:37:52,839 Did you finally watch it? Did you finally watch it?
996 00:37:52,874 00:37:55,375 Uh, you know, I wanted to. Uh, you know, I wanted to.
997 00:37:55,410 00:37:57,076 It's been a week from hell, honey. It's been a week from hell, honey.
998 00:37:57,112 00:37:59,045 But the good news is But the good news is
999 00:37:59,080 00:38:03,349 Lenny, my assistant, watched it, and he loves it. Lenny, my assistant, watched it, and he loves it.
1000 00:38:03,384 00:38:06,753 Um, actually, my head is pounding. Um, actually, my head is pounding.
1001 00:38:06,788 00:38:08,154 Do you have any aspirin? Do you have any aspirin?
1002 00:38:08,189 00:38:09,956 Uh... Uh...
1003 00:38:09,991 00:38:12,558 Yeah. In the, uh, kitchen down the hall. Yeah. In the, uh, kitchen down the hall.
1004 00:38:12,593 00:38:15,594 ♪♪ ♪♪
1005 00:38:15,630 00:38:17,095 I'll get it. How about that? I'll get it. How about that?
1006 00:38:17,131 00:38:18,964 And, um... And, um...
1007 00:38:18,999 00:38:20,065 Mmm. Mmm.
1008 00:38:20,100 00:38:21,233 Oh, that is good. Oh, that is good.
1009 00:38:21,269 00:38:23,302 Save me some of that torte, okay? Save me some of that torte, okay?
1010 00:38:23,337 00:38:26,405 ♪♪ ♪♪
1011 00:38:33,446 00:38:35,413 [MOUSE CLICKING] [MOUSE CLICKING]
1012 00:38:35,448 00:38:38,516 ♪♪ ♪♪
1013 00:38:42,156 00:38:45,123 [SCOFFS] [SCOFFS]
1014 00:38:45,159 00:38:47,425 Okay, here's the deal. Okay, here's the deal.
1015 00:38:49,062 00:38:51,663 I'm pitching a show with Quinn called "Passport to Dance," I'm pitching a show with Quinn called "Passport to Dance,"
1016 00:38:51,698 00:38:53,764 and you're gonna be the star of it. and you're gonna be the star of it.
1017 00:38:53,800 00:38:55,667 What makes you think I'd do that? What makes you think I'd do that?
1018 00:38:55,702 00:38:58,769 ♪♪ ♪♪
1019 00:38:59,072 00:39:01,872 Look, I think I just need some closure. Look, I think I just need some closure.
1020 00:39:01,908 00:39:04,341 You know, about what you did to me. You know, about what you did to me.
1021 00:39:04,376 00:39:06,343 No. No.
1022 00:39:06,378 00:39:08,012 What we did. What we did.
1023 00:39:08,047 00:39:09,446 No. No.
1024 00:39:09,481 00:39:12,382 No, like, what you did to me. No, like, what you did to me.
1025 00:39:12,418 00:39:14,284 Come on. Come on.
1026 00:39:14,320 00:39:16,320 We both know that your mother was into some weird stuff We both know that your mother was into some weird stuff
1027 00:39:16,355 00:39:18,388 with that "experimental" couples therapy. with that "experimental" couples therapy.
1028 00:39:18,424 00:39:19,090 You came in and saw us. You came in and saw us.
1029 00:39:19,125 00:39:22,859 - You were watching. - N... - You were watching. - N...
1030 00:39:22,894 00:39:25,829 - You followed me into my bedroom. - No. - You followed me into my bedroom. - No.
1031 00:39:25,864 00:39:28,298 I went to the bathroom and you were waiting in the hallway. I went to the bathroom and you were waiting in the hallway.
1032 00:39:28,334 00:39:29,666 That is not true. That is not true.
1033 00:39:29,702 00:39:31,301 I asked you if you were curious. You said yes. I asked you if you were curious. You said yes.
1034 00:39:32,671 00:39:35,071 I was 12. I was 12.
1035 00:39:35,107 00:39:36,639 What? What?
1036 00:39:36,674 00:39:39,508 N... That's not possible. You said you were 17. N... That's not possible. You said you were 17.
1037 00:39:39,544 00:39:40,977 I lied. I lied.
1038 00:39:41,012 00:39:44,013 ♪♪ ♪♪
1039 00:39:44,049 00:39:46,349 [SCOFFS] [SCOFFS]
1040 00:39:46,384 00:39:48,017 If I say yes, If I say yes,
1041 00:39:48,053 00:39:50,686 you'll bring me more? you'll bring me more?
1042 00:39:53,124 00:39:54,823 Yes. Yes.
1043 00:39:54,859 00:39:57,893 ♪♪ ♪♪
1044 00:39:57,928 00:39:59,895 [TAPPING] [TAPPING]
1045 00:39:59,930 00:40:01,964 [SNORTING] [SNORTING]
1046 00:40:01,999 00:40:04,300 You're sorry? [SCOFFS] You're sorry? [SCOFFS]
1047 00:40:04,335 00:40:07,470 Is that supposed to make me feel better or forgive you? Is that supposed to make me feel better or forgive you?
1048 00:40:07,505 00:40:10,038 Because I... you know, I don't. Because I... you know, I don't.
1049 00:40:12,409 00:40:15,310 You ever even think about what you did to me? You ever even think about what you did to me?
1050 00:40:15,345 00:40:18,881 Every time I look in the mirror. Every time I look in the mirror.
1051 00:40:20,751 00:40:22,117 Your father came that night... Your father came that night...
1052 00:40:22,153 00:40:24,119 My what? My what?
1053 00:40:24,155 00:40:26,220 My father never even knew about what happened. My father never even knew about what happened.
1054 00:40:26,256 00:40:27,922 Of course he did. Of course he did.
1055 00:40:27,957 00:40:29,591 He came that night, and he beat the crap out of me. He came that night, and he beat the crap out of me.
1056 00:40:29,626 00:40:30,925 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
1057 00:40:30,960 00:40:34,462 That's just not possible. That's just not possible.
1058 00:40:34,498 00:40:36,431 It's not. Because if my father knew, It's not. Because if my father knew,
1059 00:40:36,466 00:40:38,433 he would've said something to me. he would've said something to me.
1060 00:40:41,237 00:40:43,370 [VOICE BREAKING] If my father knew... [VOICE BREAKING] If my father knew...
1061 00:40:43,406 00:40:46,473 ♪♪ ♪♪
1062 00:40:48,377 00:40:50,311 God, I'm sorry. God, I'm sorry.
1063 00:40:50,346 00:40:53,414 ♪♪ ♪♪
1064 00:40:55,518 00:40:57,518 [EXHALES DEEPLY] [EXHALES DEEPLY]
1065 00:40:57,553 00:41:00,621 ♪♪ ♪♪
1066 00:41:06,761 00:41:08,695 You're scaring the hell out of me, Rachel. You're scaring the hell out of me, Rachel.
1067 00:41:08,730 00:41:11,364 Where are you? Where are you?
1068 00:41:11,399 00:41:14,467 ♪♪ ♪♪
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