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1 00:00:00,320 00:00:01,610 ♪♪ ♪♪
2 00:00:01,620 00:00:03,479 CHET: She's the female Elon Musk. CHET: She's the female Elon Musk.
3 00:00:03,489 00:00:05,333 Serena is our girl. Serena is our girl.
4 00:00:05,344 00:00:06,836 RACHEL: What's wrong with her winning? RACHEL: What's wrong with her winning?
5 00:00:06,847 00:00:08,492 - It's cool. - She can hang with the guys. - It's cool. - She can hang with the guys.
6 00:00:08,503 00:00:10,553 Yeah, except none of the guys want to hang with her. Yeah, except none of the guys want to hang with her.
7 00:00:10,563 00:00:12,155 It's like she's wearing dude-repellent. It's like she's wearing dude-repellent.
8 00:00:12,165 00:00:14,958 - Have fun boys. - The woman you are at work - Have fun boys. - The woman you are at work
9 00:00:14,968 00:00:17,976 is not the girl that a man wants to date. is not the girl that a man wants to date.
10 00:00:17,987 00:00:19,662 I know what guys want. I know what guys want.
11 00:00:19,672 00:00:21,364 And you've got to make him feel important. And you've got to make him feel important.
12 00:00:21,374 00:00:23,999 - Can you help me? - Yeah, I sure can. - Can you help me? - Yeah, I sure can.
13 00:00:24,009 00:00:27,302 You're pumping toxic sludge into the minds of young women. You're pumping toxic sludge into the minds of young women.
14 00:00:27,312 00:00:28,801 You're telling them that they have to You're telling them that they have to
15 00:00:28,812 00:00:30,999 dummy themselves down to land some dude. dummy themselves down to land some dude.
16 00:00:31,010 00:00:32,675 Okay, enough, all right? Okay, enough, all right?
17 00:00:32,685 00:00:34,642 Just get the hell out. Just get the hell out.
18 00:00:34,652 00:00:36,578 DR. SIMON: Your version of "Essential Honesty" DR. SIMON: Your version of "Essential Honesty"
19 00:00:36,588 00:00:38,213 just feels kind of blame-y. just feels kind of blame-y.
20 00:00:38,223 00:00:39,882 Like you're using it as a shield. Like you're using it as a shield.
21 00:00:39,892 00:00:42,851 I am out of vodka, and it is supposed to be stocked. I am out of vodka, and it is supposed to be stocked.
22 00:00:42,861 00:00:45,387 - I set up our meeting for that pitch. - Great. - I set up our meeting for that pitch. - Great.
23 00:00:45,397 00:00:48,190 This woman is looking for a poodle. Not a man. This woman is looking for a poodle. Not a man.
24 00:00:48,200 00:00:50,324 Then be a man. Start the revolution! Then be a man. Start the revolution!
25 00:00:50,334 00:00:52,059 - [SPITS] - Hey, hey! - [SPITS] - Hey, hey!
26 00:00:52,069 00:00:53,094 Call security, right now. Call security, right now.
27 00:00:53,104 00:00:54,529 Come on, it's good TV. Come on, it's good TV.
28 00:00:54,539 00:00:57,058 Look at that! That's what I was waiting for. Look at that! That's what I was waiting for.
29 00:00:57,069 00:00:58,165 And cut! And cut!
30 00:00:58,175 00:00:59,683 Move over. It's big enough for two. Move over. It's big enough for two.
31 00:00:59,694 00:01:01,436 There we go. There we go.
32 00:01:01,446 00:01:03,037 - August. - Am I in trouble? - August. - Am I in trouble?
33 00:01:03,047 00:01:04,374 Yes. Yes.
34 00:01:04,783 00:01:09,483 - [MOANING] - ♪ I feel the fever coming over me ♪ - [MOANING] - ♪ I feel the fever coming over me ♪
35 00:01:10,354 00:01:13,381 We are never doing this again. We are never doing this again.
36 00:01:13,391 00:01:14,949 Now, that's what you said last time. Now, that's what you said last time.
37 00:01:14,959 00:01:16,699 Well, this time I mean it. Well, this time I mean it.
38 00:01:16,710 00:01:18,252 Oh, you said that too. Oh, you said that too.
39 00:01:18,262 00:01:20,121 Oh. Oh.
40 00:01:20,131 00:01:22,689 ♪♪ ♪♪
41 00:01:22,699 00:01:25,343 Ah! [CHUCKLES] Ah! [CHUCKLES]
42 00:01:25,936 00:01:27,561 Where'd you learn that? Where'd you learn that?
43 00:01:27,571 00:01:28,862 - Africa. - [LAUGHS] - Africa. - [LAUGHS]
44 00:01:28,872 00:01:30,564 Now let's go to Big Sur. Now let's go to Big Sur.
45 00:01:30,574 00:01:33,534 Sunset hikes. Hot springs at Esalen. Sunset hikes. Hot springs at Esalen.
46 00:01:33,544 00:01:36,537 No, no, no, no. That's never gonna happen. No, no, no, no. That's never gonna happen.
47 00:01:36,547 00:01:38,472 You and me naked in the redwoods. You and me naked in the redwoods.
48 00:01:38,482 00:01:40,140 That... oh! That... oh!
49 00:01:40,150 00:01:42,896 - That sounds fantastic. - No. - That sounds fantastic. - No.
50 00:01:43,216 00:01:45,111 That sounds like, uh... That sounds like, uh...
51 00:01:45,121 00:01:47,981 - That sounds like career suicide. - Come on. - That sounds like career suicide. - Come on.
52 00:01:47,991 00:01:51,122 You must pick a contestant every season to have a fling with. You must pick a contestant every season to have a fling with.
53 00:01:51,133 00:01:53,786 No, actually, I don't. No, actually, I don't.
54 00:01:53,796 00:01:55,955 [CHUCKLES] I'm your first? [CHUCKLES] I'm your first?
55 00:01:56,435 00:01:57,841 Yeah. Yeah.
56 00:01:57,852 00:01:59,911 Don't you feel special? Don't you feel special?
57 00:01:59,922 00:02:01,255 Now finish. Now finish.
58 00:02:01,702 00:02:03,380 Okay. Okay.
59 00:02:03,739 00:02:06,073 ♪♪ ♪♪
60 00:02:06,779 00:02:09,982 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com -
61 00:02:15,184 00:02:17,217 - Oh, hey. - Hey. - Oh, hey. - Hey.
62 00:02:20,089 00:02:22,651 Where are you going? Aren't you supposed to be in wardrobe? Where are you going? Aren't you supposed to be in wardrobe?
63 00:02:22,662 00:02:25,117 Uh, oh. I was just gonna take a quick dip, Uh, oh. I was just gonna take a quick dip,
64 00:02:25,127 00:02:26,952 You know... clear out the cobwebs. You know... clear out the cobwebs.
65 00:02:26,962 00:02:29,538 Yeah. No. I don't really think you have time for that. Yeah. No. I don't really think you have time for that.
66 00:02:29,549 00:02:32,190 What, are you, uh, not sleeping well in the hammock? What, are you, uh, not sleeping well in the hammock?
67 00:02:32,200 00:02:34,374 What? No. Yeah, I'm... I'm sleeping great. What? No. Yeah, I'm... I'm sleeping great.
68 00:02:34,385 00:02:36,062 - Yeah. Couldn't be better. - Awesome. - Yeah. Couldn't be better. - Awesome.
69 00:02:36,073 00:02:38,878 Yeah, well, if you ever need anything, you'll let me know, right? Yeah, well, if you ever need anything, you'll let me know, right?
70 00:02:39,839 00:02:41,866 Yeah. Yeah. Of course I would. Yeah. Yeah. Of course I would.
71 00:02:41,877 00:02:44,878 But, I don't. I'll, uh... I'll see ya, Rachel. But, I don't. I'll, uh... I'll see ya, Rachel.
72 00:02:49,956 00:02:51,476 Rachel. Rachel.
73 00:02:51,486 00:02:54,112 - Hey! Hang on a minute. - I'm gonna go talk to Serena. - Hey! Hang on a minute. - I'm gonna go talk to Serena.
74 00:02:54,122 00:02:55,613 - Hang on a minute. - Quinn! - Hang on a minute. - Quinn!
75 00:02:55,623 00:02:57,740 They asked if you wanted generic or name brand, They asked if you wanted generic or name brand,
76 00:02:57,751 00:03:01,352 - and I just got generic. I could... - Put it in my office, moron! - and I just got generic. I could... - Put it in my office, moron!
77 00:03:01,362 00:03:03,654 Cranberry juice and meds? Uh-oh. Cranberry juice and meds? Uh-oh.
78 00:03:03,664 00:03:07,457 Is someone experiencing a hideous burning sensation while peeing? Is someone experiencing a hideous burning sensation while peeing?
79 00:03:07,467 00:03:09,827 Come on. It's clearly a UTI comfort kit. Come on. It's clearly a UTI comfort kit.
80 00:03:09,837 00:03:12,329 - Who's the lucky guy, Quinn? - Yeah, there's no guy. - Who's the lucky guy, Quinn? - Yeah, there's no guy.
81 00:03:12,339 00:03:15,399 It is pure, unadulterated, pharmaceutical-grade stress. It is pure, unadulterated, pharmaceutical-grade stress.
82 00:03:15,409 00:03:17,134 - Going in? - Oh. - Going in? - Oh.
83 00:03:17,144 00:03:18,368 Great. Great.
84 00:03:18,378 00:03:19,722 I'm sorry. What is he doing here? I'm sorry. What is he doing here?
85 00:03:19,733 00:03:21,821 Look, you should just go ahead and produce your guys. Look, you should just go ahead and produce your guys.
86 00:03:21,832 00:03:24,508 I am, right after I go talk to Serena. I am, right after I go talk to Serena.
87 00:03:24,518 00:03:27,344 Uh, Madison is producing Serena now. Uh, Madison is producing Serena now.
88 00:03:27,354 00:03:30,414 - Quinn, let's go. - You gave the suitress to Madison? - Quinn, let's go. - You gave the suitress to Madison?
89 00:03:30,424 00:03:32,082 You made it very clear You made it very clear
90 00:03:32,092 00:03:34,684 that you wanted no part of the "toxic sludge" that you wanted no part of the "toxic sludge"
91 00:03:34,694 00:03:36,477 that we're pumping into the world. that we're pumping into the world.
92 00:03:36,488 00:03:39,022 And I didn't want to get in the way of your "Essential Honesty" And I didn't want to get in the way of your "Essential Honesty"
93 00:03:39,032 00:03:40,590 so I took you out of the mix. so I took you out of the mix.
94 00:03:40,600 00:03:41,852 You're welcome. You're welcome.
95 00:03:41,863 00:03:43,860 ♪♪ ♪♪
96 00:03:44,375 00:03:47,564 Oh my God. America's sweetheart? Oh my God. America's sweetheart?
97 00:03:47,574 00:03:48,867 You stick with me kiddo, You stick with me kiddo,
98 00:03:48,878 00:03:52,201 and we're gonna have America falling all over itself. and we're gonna have America falling all over itself.
99 00:03:52,211 00:03:54,033 The network is really happy. The network is really happy.
100 00:03:54,044 00:03:56,238 They're looking forward to this week's fantasy theme. They're looking forward to this week's fantasy theme.
101 00:03:56,248 00:03:58,774 Great. That's... That's great. Great. That's... That's great.
102 00:03:58,784 00:04:01,210 For you. It's just, um... For you. It's just, um...
103 00:04:01,220 00:04:03,079 it's not really me. it's not really me.
104 00:04:03,089 00:04:04,280 Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
105 00:04:04,290 00:04:05,614 See? That's you at the party. See? That's you at the party.
106 00:04:05,624 00:04:08,116 No, no. I know that it's me. No, no. I know that it's me.
107 00:04:08,126 00:04:10,786 It's just all the... the nodding and the smiling. It's just all the... the nodding and the smiling.
108 00:04:10,796 00:04:13,358 - It's not who I am. - What are you talking about? - It's not who I am. - What are you talking about?
109 00:04:13,369 00:04:15,004 Look at yourself. You're having a blast. Look at yourself. You're having a blast.
110 00:04:15,015 00:04:16,959 - But I'm not! - You're a natural! - But I'm not! - You're a natural!
111 00:04:16,969 00:04:19,360 You just have to be a little more... girlie. You just have to be a little more... girlie.
112 00:04:19,370 00:04:21,196 Remember our plan. Remember our plan.
113 00:04:21,206 00:04:23,298 You know, it's... it's very hard You know, it's... it's very hard
114 00:04:23,308 00:04:25,266 to adjust to being on the show. to adjust to being on the show.
115 00:04:25,276 00:04:27,535 But don't worry. We'll make it easy for you. But don't worry. We'll make it easy for you.
116 00:04:27,545 00:04:29,804 Trust me, we've got you covered. Trust me, we've got you covered.
117 00:04:29,814 00:04:34,484 [MOZART'S "EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK" PLAYS] [MOZART'S "EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK" PLAYS]
118 00:04:38,490 00:04:41,148 Today, eleven valiant knights Today, eleven valiant knights
119 00:04:41,158 00:04:43,985 will vie for the hand of our lovely princess. will vie for the hand of our lovely princess.
120 00:04:43,995 00:04:45,753 But who will be the purest of heart But who will be the purest of heart
121 00:04:45,763 00:04:47,655 and win that all important one-on-one? and win that all important one-on-one?
122 00:04:47,665 00:04:50,057 Ah, Graham. You look like an idiot. Ah, Graham. You look like an idiot.
123 00:04:50,067 00:04:53,661 Okay, cameras. Grab me some close-ups on these guys. Okay, cameras. Grab me some close-ups on these guys.
124 00:04:53,671 00:04:56,296 - Oh my God. - It's like "Game of Thrones" - Oh my God. - It's like "Game of Thrones"
125 00:04:56,306 00:04:58,898 puked up Snow White. Ugh. puked up Snow White. Ugh.
126 00:04:58,908 00:05:00,767 Oh, that's great. Push in. Oh, that's great. Push in.
127 00:05:00,777 00:05:02,569 - Push in! - RACHEL: All right, Quinn, - Push in! - RACHEL: All right, Quinn,
128 00:05:02,579 00:05:04,904 look, I am really trying, but this whole thing is just... look, I am really trying, but this whole thing is just...
129 00:05:04,914 00:05:06,740 Well, Madison's got Serena's back. Well, Madison's got Serena's back.
130 00:05:06,750 00:05:07,941 So just produce your guys. So just produce your guys.
131 00:05:07,951 00:05:11,446 Quinn. This princess-in-a-castle crap is dumb even for us. Quinn. This princess-in-a-castle crap is dumb even for us.
132 00:05:11,457 00:05:13,920 Well, we're just trying to fem your girl up, Rach. Well, we're just trying to fem your girl up, Rach.
133 00:05:13,931 00:05:16,615 This is end-of-days/ jump the shark time. This is end-of-days/ jump the shark time.
134 00:05:16,626 00:05:17,784 Doc, back me up. Doc, back me up.
135 00:05:17,794 00:05:19,599 It's an archetype that's a little out of date. It's an archetype that's a little out of date.
136 00:05:19,610 00:05:22,288 That is working, okay?! That is working, okay?!
137 00:05:22,298 00:05:26,492 Come on. Tampon companies are lining up to buy ads! Come on. Tampon companies are lining up to buy ads!
138 00:05:26,502 00:05:28,962 And Gary is texting me about how happy he is. And Gary is texting me about how happy he is.
139 00:05:28,972 00:05:30,329 - You know what that means? - Yes. - You know what that means? - Yes.
140 00:05:30,339 00:05:32,131 That another over-privileged white guy That another over-privileged white guy
141 00:05:32,141 00:05:33,999 is happy with the status quo. is happy with the status quo.
142 00:05:34,009 00:05:36,935 It means that he has had to put the knife down It means that he has had to put the knife down
143 00:05:36,945 00:05:39,509 that he has been holding to my throat for the past three weeks. that he has been holding to my throat for the past three weeks.
144 00:05:39,520 00:05:42,775 So, I am sorry if you two are not happy. So, I am sorry if you two are not happy.
145 00:05:42,785 00:05:44,777 But I am. So deal with it. But I am. So deal with it.
146 00:05:44,787 00:05:47,146 Madison, we need our beautiful princess Madison, we need our beautiful princess
147 00:05:47,156 00:05:50,482 smiling and waiting to be rescued. smiling and waiting to be rescued.
148 00:05:50,492 00:05:52,951 - [RADIO CHATTER] - Hi. - [RADIO CHATTER] - Hi.
149 00:05:52,961 00:05:54,609 I'm Charlie. I'm Charlie.
150 00:05:55,984 00:05:57,124 Filling in for Freddy? Filling in for Freddy?
151 00:05:58,701 00:06:01,132 I'm really excited to work with the Zeiss zooms. I'm really excited to work with the Zeiss zooms.
152 00:06:01,593 00:06:04,374 It's my first chance getting my hands on those new lenses. It's my first chance getting my hands on those new lenses.
153 00:06:04,806 00:06:07,365 Adds five pounds to the front of the camera. Adds five pounds to the front of the camera.
154 00:06:07,375 00:06:09,085 It's a real joy. It's a real joy.
155 00:06:12,437 00:06:13,871 I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
156 00:06:13,881 00:06:15,648 Well, you look amazing. Well, you look amazing.
157 00:06:17,929 00:06:19,686 [MEN GRUNTING] [MEN GRUNTING]
158 00:06:20,755 00:06:24,215 Boom! Ballet boy goes down. Boom! Ballet boy goes down.
159 00:06:24,225 00:06:26,650 Oh! The mouth-breathers are gonna eat that up. Oh! The mouth-breathers are gonna eat that up.
160 00:06:26,660 00:06:29,153 - Hey, you wanted to see me? - Yes. - Hey, you wanted to see me? - Yes.
161 00:06:29,163 00:06:30,922 Pitch me. I want to hear what you got. Pitch me. I want to hear what you got.
162 00:06:30,932 00:06:32,824 - What, like, right now? - Yes, Jay. - What, like, right now? - Yes, Jay.
163 00:06:32,834 00:06:35,659 We already have a meeting on the books. Per your request. We already have a meeting on the books. Per your request.
164 00:06:35,669 00:06:37,094 So, am I gonna have to cancel that? So, am I gonna have to cancel that?
165 00:06:37,104 00:06:39,896 No. Obviously not. I just... No. Obviously not. I just...
166 00:06:39,906 00:06:43,667 Um, you need to see this video... Um, you need to see this video...
167 00:06:43,677 00:06:45,369 No. Eyes are busy. Use your words. No. Eyes are busy. Use your words.
168 00:06:45,379 00:06:47,238 [CHUCKLES] Okay. [CHUCKLES] Okay.
169 00:06:47,248 00:06:48,772 Uh, so, Uh, so,
170 00:06:48,782 00:06:51,208 there's this gay underground dance scene there's this gay underground dance scene
171 00:06:51,218 00:06:53,675 in New Orleans called "Sissy Bounce." in New Orleans called "Sissy Bounce."
172 00:06:53,686 00:06:56,246 Don't flip out. Sissy is the gayest word now. Don't flip out. Sissy is the gayest word now.
173 00:06:56,256 00:06:58,849 - We've reclaimed it. - Oh thank God. - We've reclaimed it. - Oh thank God.
174 00:06:58,859 00:07:00,016 ♪♪ ♪♪
175 00:07:00,026 00:07:02,352 Hello. I'm Chet Wilton. Hello. I'm Chet Wilton.
176 00:07:02,897 00:07:05,421 Take a journey with me, won't you? Take a journey with me, won't you?
177 00:07:05,431 00:07:07,624 Into "The Heart of American Television." Into "The Heart of American Television."
178 00:07:07,634 00:07:10,560 Where it is. Where it's been. Where it is. Where it's been.
179 00:07:10,570 00:07:12,163 Where it's going. Where it's going.
180 00:07:12,705 00:07:13,929 - What're you doing? - Join... - What're you doing? - Join...
181 00:07:13,939 00:07:15,265 Jesus. Jesus.
182 00:07:15,275 00:07:18,033 Uh, I'm doing behind the scenes stuff. like "additional content." Uh, I'm doing behind the scenes stuff. like "additional content."
183 00:07:18,043 00:07:19,487 - New media. - Yeah, yeah, I got it. - New media. - Yeah, yeah, I got it.
184 00:07:19,498 00:07:21,240 - I just thought you wanted an Emmy. - My... - I just thought you wanted an Emmy. - My...
185 00:07:21,251 00:07:23,606 I do. This is how you do it. You engage the audience. I do. This is how you do it. You engage the audience.
186 00:07:23,616 00:07:25,375 You can engage them all you want, Chet, You can engage them all you want, Chet,
187 00:07:25,385 00:07:27,777 but, um, this is what they're actually gonna see. but, um, this is what they're actually gonna see.
188 00:07:27,787 00:07:29,660 I mean, it's totally cheesy. I mean, it's totally cheesy.
189 00:07:30,902 00:07:32,982 Okay, so, um, it's about making a space Okay, so, um, it's about making a space
190 00:07:32,992 00:07:35,317 for different kinds of maleness within trap music, for different kinds of maleness within trap music,
191 00:07:35,327 00:07:37,258 which is a sub-genre of hip-hop, which, as you know... which is a sub-genre of hip-hop, which, as you know...
192 00:07:37,269 00:07:39,183 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
193 00:07:40,957 00:07:44,011 Are you kidding me? Trapped in a gay, hip-hop, sub-genre? Are you kidding me? Trapped in a gay, hip-hop, sub-genre?
194 00:07:44,022 00:07:46,610 - No. Quinn, that's not... - Who are we supposed to sell that to? - No. Quinn, that's not... - Who are we supposed to sell that to?
195 00:07:46,621 00:07:48,902 A lot of places, Quinn. I think it's an amazing way A lot of places, Quinn. I think it's an amazing way
196 00:07:48,913 00:07:50,999 to talk about male identity and homophobia... to talk about male identity and homophobia...
197 00:07:51,009 00:07:53,568 Have you ever heard of network television? Have you ever heard of network television?
198 00:07:53,578 00:07:58,307 I mean, I need a four quadrant juggernaut. I mean, I need a four quadrant juggernaut.
199 00:07:58,317 00:08:01,976 Not like an eighth of a quadrant niche show Not like an eighth of a quadrant niche show
200 00:08:01,986 00:08:04,145 that maybe gets a summer run on basic cable. that maybe gets a summer run on basic cable.
201 00:08:04,155 00:08:07,182 Well, I think if you just, like, actually saw this video... Well, I think if you just, like, actually saw this video...
202 00:08:07,192 00:08:08,349 No. Do better. No. Do better.
203 00:08:08,769 00:08:10,519 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
204 00:08:11,628 00:08:12,787 Oh, great. Oh, great.
205 00:08:12,797 00:08:14,755 - Ow. - Are you okay? - Ow. - Are you okay?
206 00:08:14,765 00:08:19,159 I am great. All right? Just get me a show that I can sell! I am great. All right? Just get me a show that I can sell!
207 00:08:19,169 00:08:20,861 I mean, don't you want to make something I mean, don't you want to make something
208 00:08:20,871 00:08:22,963 that people are gonna talk about, that people are gonna talk about,
209 00:08:22,973 00:08:24,965 not just laugh at? I mean, something... not just laugh at? I mean, something...
210 00:08:24,975 00:08:26,834 something buzzy? something buzzy?
211 00:08:27,537 00:08:30,287 - Zeitgeisty? - Exactly! - Zeitgeisty? - Exactly!
212 00:08:31,270 00:08:34,440 Ask these really hard questions about men and women. Ask these really hard questions about men and women.
213 00:08:34,451 00:08:37,878 Like why this princess crap actually works! Like why this princess crap actually works!
214 00:08:37,888 00:08:40,214 You know, you get these guys to say You know, you get these guys to say
215 00:08:40,224 00:08:42,549 what they would never say in public. what they would never say in public.
216 00:08:42,559 00:08:44,017 Get them to tell the truth! Get them to tell the truth!
217 00:08:44,027 00:08:45,841 Does Quinn know about this? Does Quinn know about this?
218 00:08:45,852 00:08:48,242 Okay, well, look, Quinn is operating from a place of fear... Okay, well, look, Quinn is operating from a place of fear...
219 00:08:48,253 00:08:51,464 Which is not gonna help her get the empire she wants. Which is not gonna help her get the empire she wants.
220 00:08:51,475 00:08:54,160 It's never gonna get you the Emmy you want. It's never gonna get you the Emmy you want.
221 00:08:54,170 00:08:57,163 I'm just saying that we are sitting on a story. I'm just saying that we are sitting on a story.
222 00:08:57,173 00:08:58,631 That needs to be told. That needs to be told.
223 00:08:58,641 00:09:00,834 And you are just the man to tell it. And you are just the man to tell it.
224 00:09:00,844 00:09:04,571 Okay. This is crazy, because that's what Crystal said. Okay. This is crazy, because that's what Crystal said.
225 00:09:04,581 00:09:08,174 Thank you, Rachel. Finally, I am seen. Thank you, Rachel. Finally, I am seen.
226 00:09:08,184 00:09:10,050 - Let's do this. - Mm. - Let's do this. - Mm.
227 00:09:12,639 00:09:17,168 ♪♪ ♪♪
228 00:09:17,733 00:09:19,658 This is all I'm supposed to do? This is all I'm supposed to do?
229 00:09:19,668 00:09:21,714 Just stand here and smile? Just stand here and smile?
230 00:09:21,725 00:09:23,829 Well, you could, like, try calling out to them. Well, you could, like, try calling out to them.
231 00:09:23,839 00:09:26,230 You know... like, "Help me! Save me!" You know... like, "Help me! Save me!"
232 00:09:26,241 00:09:28,065 We're coming for you, Princess! We're coming for you, Princess!
233 00:09:28,075 00:09:30,001 See? They love it! See? They love it!
234 00:09:30,011 00:09:32,222 This is just... beyond. This is just... beyond.
235 00:09:32,241 00:09:35,472 Fine. Will you at least throw some of these? Fine. Will you at least throw some of these?
236 00:09:36,183 00:09:39,644 I thought I was a captive! Why am I throwing out roses? I thought I was a captive! Why am I throwing out roses?
237 00:09:39,654 00:09:42,488 Who cares? Just toss them and smile. Who cares? Just toss them and smile.
238 00:09:44,992 00:09:46,216 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
239 00:09:46,227 00:09:47,257 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
240 00:09:49,179 00:09:51,991 So, how do you feel about today's date? So, how do you feel about today's date?
241 00:09:52,002 00:09:54,227 "Rescuing the princess?" "Rescuing the princess?"
242 00:09:54,238 00:09:55,830 I don't know... It's goofy, I don't know... It's goofy,
243 00:09:55,841 00:09:57,433 the whole, uh, the whole, uh,
244 00:09:57,444 00:09:58,968 "protect your woman" thing. "protect your woman" thing.
245 00:09:58,979 00:10:02,239 But girls like it and we like it, But girls like it and we like it,
246 00:10:02,250 00:10:03,335 so... so...
247 00:10:03,742 00:10:05,967 Uh, why do you think that is, Owen? Uh, why do you think that is, Owen?
248 00:10:05,977 00:10:08,502 I guess things were just simpler back then. I guess things were just simpler back then.
249 00:10:08,512 00:10:10,105 Mm-hmm. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay.
250 00:10:10,115 00:10:14,008 Do you consider yourself a feminist? Do you consider yourself a feminist?
251 00:10:14,018 00:10:15,684 What? No. What? No.
252 00:10:17,944 00:10:20,948 Uh, I mean... I'm... I'm not much for labels. Uh, I mean... I'm... I'm not much for labels.
253 00:10:20,958 00:10:24,054 So, you don't consider yourself a feminist? So, you don't consider yourself a feminist?
254 00:10:25,663 00:10:27,851 RACHEL: This is good. Here we go. RACHEL: This is good. Here we go.
255 00:10:27,862 00:10:30,968 Just let him settle into the discomfort. Don't say anything. Just let him settle into the discomfort. Don't say anything.
256 00:10:33,356 00:10:36,596 In my experience it can be an excuse In my experience it can be an excuse
257 00:10:36,606 00:10:38,587 for some really selfish behavior. for some really selfish behavior.
258 00:10:38,598 00:10:41,701 Ooh. Good. We might be onto something. Ooh. Good. We might be onto something.
259 00:10:41,711 00:10:44,938 What do you mean by "selfish behavior"? What do you mean by "selfish behavior"?
260 00:10:44,948 00:10:48,642 Look... my ex-wife started calling herself a feminist, and... Look... my ex-wife started calling herself a feminist, and...
261 00:10:48,652 00:10:50,209 And then what? And then what?
262 00:10:50,219 00:10:53,280 You know, I'd just as soon not talk about this, You know, I'd just as soon not talk about this,
263 00:10:53,290 00:10:55,282 - if you don't mind. - No, we do mind! - if you don't mind. - No, we do mind!
264 00:10:55,292 00:10:57,458 Y-You, uh... Ask him again! Y-You, uh... Ask him again!
265 00:10:59,862 00:11:01,988 Uh, I-I... Uh, I-I...
266 00:11:01,998 00:11:05,357 Hey, look, I'm sorry. This is just really important, Owen, okay? Hey, look, I'm sorry. This is just really important, Owen, okay?
267 00:11:05,367 00:11:08,661 It obviously affects the way you feel about women. What did she do? It obviously affects the way you feel about women. What did she do?
268 00:11:08,671 00:11:10,562 She just... made some choices. Okay? She just... made some choices. Okay?
269 00:11:10,572 00:11:13,065 - Did she cheat on you? - Among other things... yes. - Did she cheat on you? - Among other things... yes.
270 00:11:13,075 00:11:15,001 - Rachel... - That's awful - Rachel... - That's awful
271 00:11:15,011 00:11:17,069 and I'm really sorry it happened, and I'm really sorry it happened,
272 00:11:17,079 00:11:20,372 - but that shouldn't affect the way... - Me? You're right. - but that shouldn't affect the way... - Me? You're right.
273 00:11:20,382 00:11:22,541 But when I got home from my last tour in Iraq, But when I got home from my last tour in Iraq,
274 00:11:22,551 00:11:25,143 my wife handed me our baby girl my wife handed me our baby girl
275 00:11:25,153 00:11:26,878 and told me she was done being a mom. and told me she was done being a mom.
276 00:11:26,888 00:11:30,482 So now I have to look into my daughter's eyes every day So now I have to look into my daughter's eyes every day
277 00:11:30,492 00:11:33,585 and explain why Mommy had to "find herself" and explain why Mommy had to "find herself"
278 00:11:33,595 00:11:35,421 with Daddy's best friend. with Daddy's best friend.
279 00:11:35,431 00:11:37,189 So, I'm sorry, but in my house, So, I'm sorry, but in my house,
280 00:11:37,199 00:11:39,757 feminist is just a fancy word for... feminist is just a fancy word for...
281 00:11:39,767 00:11:41,492 For what? It's okay. You can say it. For what? It's okay. You can say it.
282 00:11:41,949 00:11:44,074 For selfish bitch. For selfish bitch.
283 00:11:44,085 00:11:46,364 - We've got to cut. I'm out of juice. - No. We're fine. - We've got to cut. I'm out of juice. - No. We're fine.
284 00:11:46,374 00:11:48,166 - We've got... - We need a fresh brick. - We've got... - We need a fresh brick.
285 00:11:48,176 00:11:51,336 - We... We, uh... - What the hell are you doing?! - We... We, uh... - What the hell are you doing?!
286 00:11:51,346 00:11:53,942 Your only job is to roll until I yell cut. Your only job is to roll until I yell cut.
287 00:11:53,953 00:11:56,467 What did you want him to say, Rach? What, that men hate women? What did you want him to say, Rach? What, that men hate women?
288 00:11:56,478 00:11:57,735 That we think you're all manipulating bitches? That we think you're all manipulating bitches?
289 00:11:57,746 00:12:00,449 - Put cameras on me I'll say it! - That's enough. - Put cameras on me I'll say it! - That's enough.
290 00:12:01,707 00:12:03,514 You cannot let her get to you like that. You cannot let her get to you like that.
291 00:12:03,524 00:12:05,907 Well, I can't just stand by and watch her work that guy. Well, I can't just stand by and watch her work that guy.
292 00:12:05,918 00:12:08,753 You got to get the taste of crazy out of your mouth. You got to get the taste of crazy out of your mouth.
293 00:12:08,763 00:12:10,722 [BOTH SIGH] [BOTH SIGH]
294 00:12:10,732 00:12:13,457 You've got to find another woman. You've got to find another woman.
295 00:12:13,467 00:12:15,059 Worked for me. Worked for me.
296 00:12:15,069 00:12:18,520 Somebody light. Somebody light.
297 00:12:19,406 00:12:20,606 Fun. Fun.
298 00:12:21,141 00:12:22,407 Different. Different.
299 00:12:23,244 00:12:25,069 [TRAP MUSIC PLAYS] [TRAP MUSIC PLAYS]
300 00:12:25,079 00:12:28,847 Yeah, I, uh... I had this idea for a show. Yeah, I, uh... I had this idea for a show.
301 00:12:30,950 00:12:33,477 - I love it! - You do? - I love it! - You do?
302 00:12:33,487 00:12:35,379 You know how strong you have to be to do that? You know how strong you have to be to do that?
303 00:12:35,389 00:12:37,481 You have to have muscles inside... You have to have muscles inside...
304 00:12:37,491 00:12:40,384 I know. A-And... And what's so interesting about it... I know. A-And... And what's so interesting about it...
305 00:12:40,394 00:12:41,651 Those asses are incredible! Those asses are incredible!
306 00:12:41,661 00:12:43,553 Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
307 00:12:43,563 00:12:45,889 - I mean, there's definitely that, bu... - Who's this guy? - I mean, there's definitely that, bu... - Who's this guy?
308 00:12:45,899 00:12:48,291 Uh, his name is Xavier Chopin. Uh, his name is Xavier Chopin.
309 00:12:48,301 00:12:51,627 - He's from New Orleans and he's... - He's a talent. - He's from New Orleans and he's... - He's a talent.
310 00:12:52,379 00:12:55,051 - Right? - Absolutely. - Right? - Absolutely.
311 00:12:55,741 00:12:57,267 - You know him? - Yes, I know him. - You know him? - Yes, I know him.
312 00:12:57,277 00:12:59,668 - He's... a friend. - What kind of friend? - He's... a friend. - What kind of friend?
313 00:12:59,678 00:13:02,671 He's obviously a very talented one. He's obviously a very talented one.
314 00:13:02,681 00:13:04,640 This is all over the world, you know. This is all over the world, you know.
315 00:13:04,650 00:13:06,409 - Seriously? - Absolutely. - Seriously? - Absolutely.
316 00:13:06,419 00:13:08,660 Of course. Not this same, but... Of course. Not this same, but...
317 00:13:09,598 00:13:11,781 The need to speak with the body. The need to speak with the body.
318 00:13:11,791 00:13:13,749 In any city, there's a club In any city, there's a club
319 00:13:13,760 00:13:15,883 where this kind of thing is happening. where this kind of thing is happening.
320 00:13:15,894 00:13:17,286 And is beautiful. And is beautiful.
321 00:13:18,230 00:13:19,521 Huh. Huh.
322 00:13:19,531 00:13:25,360 Xavier is lucky guy. Xavier is lucky guy.
323 00:13:25,370 00:13:27,904 ♪♪ ♪♪
324 00:13:30,875 00:13:33,601 What did your ex-wife do to you? What did your ex-wife do to you?
325 00:13:33,611 00:13:36,454 Did she cheat on you? Did she cheat on you?
326 00:13:37,449 00:13:39,340 What do you think? Too concerned? What do you think? Too concerned?
327 00:13:39,350 00:13:40,875 Not concerned enough? Not concerned enough?
328 00:13:40,885 00:13:43,945 - Oh, perfect amount of concerned. - Yeah... - Oh, perfect amount of concerned. - Yeah...
329 00:13:43,955 00:13:45,447 We're getting good stuff here. We're getting good stuff here.
330 00:13:45,457 00:13:48,683 This is definitely Emmy material. This is definitely Emmy material.
331 00:13:48,693 00:13:52,353 Our last three competitors are stumped by the final clue... Our last three competitors are stumped by the final clue...
332 00:13:52,363 00:13:54,956 a riddle to solve to enter the tower a riddle to solve to enter the tower
333 00:13:54,966 00:13:58,659 and at last, save our princess. and at last, save our princess.
334 00:13:58,669 00:14:00,861 It's a tough one! Let's watch... It's a tough one! Let's watch...
335 00:14:00,871 00:14:03,630 [SIGHS] How the hell haven't they figured this out yet? [SIGHS] How the hell haven't they figured this out yet?
336 00:14:03,640 00:14:06,167 And how is this supposed to help me find true love? And how is this supposed to help me find true love?
337 00:14:06,177 00:14:07,901 Well, someone's gonna get the one-on-one, Well, someone's gonna get the one-on-one,
338 00:14:07,911 00:14:09,579 - and then you'll go on a date and... - You know what? - and then you'll go on a date and... - You know what?
339 00:14:09,590 00:14:13,039 Each knight pursues his holy grail Each knight pursues his holy grail
340 00:14:13,049 00:14:16,090 and he who listens ends the tale. and he who listens ends the tale.
341 00:14:16,101 00:14:17,911 Does this have something to do with the pony? Does this have something to do with the pony?
342 00:14:17,921 00:14:19,880 I can't take it anymore. I just... I can't. I can't take it anymore. I just... I can't.
343 00:14:19,890 00:14:21,982 I cannot do this anymore! I cannot do this anymore!
344 00:14:21,992 00:14:23,916 Take this shit off of me! Take this shit off of me!
345 00:14:23,926 00:14:26,686 - What the hell is this?! - I just... I can't! Get this off of me! - What the hell is this?! - I just... I can't! Get this off of me!
346 00:14:26,696 00:14:29,902 Get this regressive, patriarchal shit off! Get this regressive, patriarchal shit off!
347 00:14:30,566 00:14:32,558 Hey! No! Cut! Madison! Hey! No! Cut! Madison!
348 00:14:32,568 00:14:34,422 - I'm sorry, I just... - Serena is your girl! - I'm sorry, I just... - Serena is your girl!
349 00:14:34,433 00:14:35,922 You have to stay on top of her! You have to stay on top of her!
350 00:14:35,933 00:14:38,564 No. Never mind. I'm putting Rachel back on this. No. Never mind. I'm putting Rachel back on this.
351 00:14:38,574 00:14:40,933 Now, where the hell is Rachel?! Now, where the hell is Rachel?!
352 00:14:40,943 00:14:43,235 Oh! Grr! Oh! Grr!
353 00:14:43,245 00:14:44,503 God made the sexes different God made the sexes different
354 00:14:44,514 00:14:45,914 and God don't make no mistakes, and God don't make no mistakes,
355 00:14:45,925 00:14:47,707 so that right there just goes to show that... so that right there just goes to show that...
356 00:14:47,717 00:14:49,408 What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing?
357 00:14:49,418 00:14:51,010 One second. Excuse me. One second. Excuse me.
358 00:14:51,020 00:14:52,512 We are just shooting some B-roll. We are just shooting some B-roll.
359 00:14:52,522 00:14:55,117 - No, I didn't ask for B-roll. - No, I know. We're just using it, - No, I didn't ask for B-roll. - No, I know. We're just using it,
360 00:14:55,128 00:14:56,609 we were thinking, as a counterpoint... we were thinking, as a counterpoint...
361 00:14:56,620 00:14:58,750 Look, I don't need you to tell me how to cut my show. Look, I don't need you to tell me how to cut my show.
362 00:14:58,760 00:15:00,524 You're going rogue again, clearly. You're going rogue again, clearly.
363 00:15:00,535 00:15:03,022 She's not going rogue, she's with me. She's not going rogue, she's with me.
364 00:15:03,032 00:15:05,957 Chet and Rachel. My dream team. Chet and Rachel. My dream team.
365 00:15:05,967 00:15:09,461 Hey. I hear you guys are interviewing feminists. Where can I sign up? Hey. I hear you guys are interviewing feminists. Where can I sign up?
366 00:15:09,471 00:15:12,231 - Oh, how ya doing, Quinn? - Why are you talking to me? - Oh, how ya doing, Quinn? - Why are you talking to me?
367 00:15:12,241 00:15:14,633 Uh... I was just being cordial. Uh... I was just being cordial.
368 00:15:14,643 00:15:17,402 Have you met me? I don't do cordial. Have you met me? I don't do cordial.
369 00:15:18,302 00:15:20,424 Okay, I was... I was just trying to be polite. Okay, I was... I was just trying to be polite.
370 00:15:20,435 00:15:23,041 You know what? I am the executive producer of the show. You know what? I am the executive producer of the show.
371 00:15:23,051 00:15:24,809 I don't know who the hell you think you are. I don't know who the hell you think you are.
372 00:15:24,819 00:15:27,802 - Stop. - No. You I need to go and fix Serena. - Stop. - No. You I need to go and fix Serena.
373 00:15:27,813 00:15:31,282 Now. Can someone help me make this godforsaken show? Now. Can someone help me make this godforsaken show?
374 00:15:31,292 00:15:33,592 ♪♪ ♪♪
375 00:15:40,003 00:15:41,427 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
376 00:15:41,437 00:15:44,510 - You okay? - [SARCASTICALLY] Yeah. Super. - You okay? - [SARCASTICALLY] Yeah. Super.
377 00:15:44,521 00:15:46,665 Really happy with the way things are going. Really happy with the way things are going.
378 00:15:46,676 00:15:49,002 Well, I was rather surprised Well, I was rather surprised
379 00:15:49,012 00:15:52,138 that they convinced you to go the full Rapunzel thing. that they convinced you to go the full Rapunzel thing.
380 00:15:52,148 00:15:53,406 I didn't have much of a choice, I didn't have much of a choice,
381 00:15:53,416 00:15:55,074 because, evidently, me as me because, evidently, me as me
382 00:15:55,084 00:15:57,010 is a little too strong a taste for you guys. is a little too strong a taste for you guys.
383 00:15:57,020 00:15:58,811 Wait a second... that's not true. Wait a second... that's not true.
384 00:15:58,821 00:16:02,013 Oh come on, I cleared the room during the poker game. Why? Oh come on, I cleared the room during the poker game. Why?
385 00:16:02,024 00:16:04,268 - Because I know Mark Zuckerberg. - That's not what happened. - Because I know Mark Zuckerberg. - That's not what happened.
386 00:16:04,279 00:16:05,684 Oh, that is exactly what happened. Oh, that is exactly what happened.
387 00:16:05,694 00:16:07,786 I'm sooo intimidating because I have a job. I'm sooo intimidating because I have a job.
388 00:16:07,796 00:16:09,755 And a bank account. And... And, most egregious, And a bank account. And... And, most egregious,
389 00:16:09,765 00:16:11,824 - a point of view! - Oh, is that what this is? - a point of view! - Oh, is that what this is?
390 00:16:11,834 00:16:13,759 You know what? Why don't you just go home. You know what? Why don't you just go home.
391 00:16:13,769 00:16:16,128 Hop on Tinder. Or call up one of the yoga instructors Hop on Tinder. Or call up one of the yoga instructors
392 00:16:16,138 00:16:17,930 I am sure you have on speed dial. I am sure you have on speed dial.
393 00:16:17,940 00:16:19,798 You don't know anything about the women I date. You don't know anything about the women I date.
394 00:16:19,808 00:16:21,466 Oh, I'm sorry... Is it Pilates? Oh, I'm sorry... Is it Pilates?
395 00:16:21,476 00:16:23,802 Or... Or spinning? CrossFit? Or... Or spinning? CrossFit?
396 00:16:23,812 00:16:26,004 Whatever it is, I will bet 20 to 1 Whatever it is, I will bet 20 to 1
397 00:16:26,014 00:16:28,973 you will never end up with a "ball-buster" like me. you will never end up with a "ball-buster" like me.
398 00:16:29,849 00:16:31,776 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
399 00:16:31,786 00:16:33,111 Hey, what was that? Hey, what was that?
400 00:16:33,121 00:16:35,280 Oh, God. Nothing. Oh, God. Nothing.
401 00:16:35,290 00:16:37,290 Not a damn thing. Not a damn thing.
402 00:16:40,529 00:16:43,154 - Everything good? - Peachy. - Everything good? - Peachy.
403 00:16:43,164 00:16:44,822 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
404 00:16:45,482 00:16:48,526 Have you come to gloat about how I never should have listened to Chet? Have you come to gloat about how I never should have listened to Chet?
405 00:16:48,536 00:16:51,829 No. I'm not doing that. But, look, you got it out of your system. No. I'm not doing that. But, look, you got it out of your system.
406 00:16:51,839 00:16:54,799 You good now? You want me to jump you back into 2017? You good now? You want me to jump you back into 2017?
407 00:16:54,809 00:16:56,916 What, like... as a slutty nurse or something? What, like... as a slutty nurse or something?
408 00:16:56,927 00:16:57,963 No... No...
409 00:16:57,974 00:16:59,903 How about just finding a real-ass guy How about just finding a real-ass guy
410 00:16:59,913 00:17:02,306 that you want to hang out with in the real-ass world? that you want to hang out with in the real-ass world?
411 00:17:02,316 00:17:03,807 Does that sound good? Does that sound good?
412 00:17:03,817 00:17:05,042 Sounds... Sounds...
413 00:17:05,052 00:17:07,078 fairly impossible. fairly impossible.
414 00:17:07,088 00:17:08,712 - But I'm listening. - Good. - But I'm listening. - Good.
415 00:17:08,722 00:17:10,681 Okay, so, the guy with the man-bun? Okay, so, the guy with the man-bun?
416 00:17:10,691 00:17:12,416 Ha! Who, August? Ha! Who, August?
417 00:17:12,426 00:17:15,318 Yeah, I'm thinking he might actually be that guy. Yeah, I'm thinking he might actually be that guy.
418 00:17:15,328 00:17:17,488 - The yoga dude? - Look, I know what he looks like, - The yoga dude? - Look, I know what he looks like,
419 00:17:17,499 00:17:19,590 but I'm telling you, he's so much more than that. but I'm telling you, he's so much more than that.
420 00:17:19,600 00:17:22,192 The guy has four years in the Peace Corps, The guy has four years in the Peace Corps,
421 00:17:22,202 00:17:24,695 right now he works at this incredible NGO. right now he works at this incredible NGO.
422 00:17:24,705 00:17:27,330 I mean, he's just, like, a substantial human being I mean, he's just, like, a substantial human being
423 00:17:27,340 00:17:30,433 that cares about the world, which I know you do, too. that cares about the world, which I know you do, too.
424 00:17:30,443 00:17:32,102 That's a nice thing to say. That's a nice thing to say.
425 00:17:32,112 00:17:34,270 Listen, I know the kinds of things that you invest in. Listen, I know the kinds of things that you invest in.
426 00:17:34,280 00:17:36,556 I admire the hell out of it. I admire the hell out of it.
427 00:17:37,016 00:17:39,609 I know that August is going to admire it, too. I know that August is going to admire it, too.
428 00:17:39,619 00:17:41,952 I really think you're gonna like him. I really think you're gonna like him.
429 00:17:43,523 00:17:45,881 After a day in the past, After a day in the past,
430 00:17:45,891 00:17:49,619 our princess is back to thinking about the future. our princess is back to thinking about the future.
431 00:17:49,629 00:17:51,186 Her future. Her future.
432 00:17:51,196 00:17:56,058 And that elusive holy grail of true romance. And that elusive holy grail of true romance.
433 00:17:56,068 00:17:58,393 I'm sorry for my little melt-down earlier. I'm sorry for my little melt-down earlier.
434 00:17:58,403 00:18:00,863 AUSTIN: No, there's... there's no need to apologize. AUSTIN: No, there's... there's no need to apologize.
435 00:18:00,873 00:18:05,234 Oh, sure. Why would we have a fantastic banquet table Oh, sure. Why would we have a fantastic banquet table
436 00:18:05,244 00:18:07,269 with goblets and torches with goblets and torches
437 00:18:07,279 00:18:09,605 when we could just have two wicker chairs when we could just have two wicker chairs
438 00:18:09,615 00:18:11,273 and a Gerber daisy? and a Gerber daisy?
439 00:18:11,283 00:18:12,774 The princess thing was insane. The princess thing was insane.
440 00:18:12,784 00:18:13,942 Right? Right?
441 00:18:13,952 00:18:15,577 - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - Yeah. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - Yeah.
442 00:18:15,587 00:18:19,881 I guess they were trying to soften my edges a little bit. I guess they were trying to soften my edges a little bit.
443 00:18:19,891 00:18:22,917 Well, I think your edges, they look just fine. Well, I think your edges, they look just fine.
444 00:18:22,927 00:18:24,986 Besides, I like a woman with a temper. Besides, I like a woman with a temper.
445 00:18:24,996 00:18:27,055 I lived with a matriarchal tribe in Tibet. I lived with a matriarchal tribe in Tibet.
446 00:18:27,065 00:18:29,658 They're the most majestic women that you've ever seen. They're the most majestic women that you've ever seen.
447 00:18:29,668 00:18:32,127 Completely comfortable in their power. Completely comfortable in their power.
448 00:18:32,137 00:18:36,330 I fell in love with every single one of them. I fell in love with every single one of them.
449 00:18:36,340 00:18:38,299 I think he's so interesting. I think he's so interesting.
450 00:18:38,309 00:18:40,268 They're definitely gonna click. They're definitely gonna click.
451 00:18:40,278 00:18:41,969 Yeah, after today, I would settle Yeah, after today, I would settle
452 00:18:41,979 00:18:43,904 for a middle school titty grab. for a middle school titty grab.
453 00:18:43,914 00:18:46,574 Vag still burning? Vag still burning?
454 00:18:47,240 00:18:49,073 Only when I breathe. Only when I breathe.
455 00:18:53,155 00:18:55,991 Quinn just can't pull me back to the B-team. Quinn just can't pull me back to the B-team.
456 00:18:56,002 00:18:58,100 Okay, you realize I'm on the B-team, too, right? Okay, you realize I'm on the B-team, too, right?
457 00:18:58,111 00:19:00,320 And I've been here a hell of a lot longer than you have. And I've been here a hell of a lot longer than you have.
458 00:19:00,330 00:19:02,480 Well, yeah, but... I have a show under my belt. Well, yeah, but... I have a show under my belt.
459 00:19:02,491 00:19:04,958 - You shot a pilot, Madison. - Exactly. - You shot a pilot, Madison. - Exactly.
460 00:19:04,968 00:19:07,494 And how many pilots do you have under your belt? And how many pilots do you have under your belt?
461 00:19:07,504 00:19:09,596 Yo, man, Serena's under a lot of pressure. Yo, man, Serena's under a lot of pressure.
462 00:19:09,606 00:19:10,697 Give her a break. Give her a break.
463 00:19:10,707 00:19:13,500 Aw, Fireman. You're so sweet, bro. Aw, Fireman. You're so sweet, bro.
464 00:19:13,510 00:19:16,169 - You're so sweet. - My name is Owen. - You're so sweet. - My name is Owen.
465 00:19:16,179 00:19:19,306 I think Mr. Fireman really wants himself some Serena. I think Mr. Fireman really wants himself some Serena.
466 00:19:19,316 00:19:21,208 - Yep. - Don't you? Who doesn't? - Yep. - Don't you? Who doesn't?
467 00:19:21,218 00:19:23,009 JASPER: This is a reality TV show. JASPER: This is a reality TV show.
468 00:19:23,019 00:19:24,477 And I'm not an idiot. And I'm not an idiot.
469 00:19:24,487 00:19:27,546 Oh, well, maybe you just haven't made much of a connection with her. Oh, well, maybe you just haven't made much of a connection with her.
470 00:19:27,556 00:19:28,815 And you have? And you have?
471 00:19:28,825 00:19:31,117 Well, please enjoy that connection. Well, please enjoy that connection.
472 00:19:31,127 00:19:34,386 Because there's not a chance in hell that you're going home with her. Because there's not a chance in hell that you're going home with her.
473 00:19:34,396 00:19:35,822 Why is that? Why is that?
474 00:19:35,832 00:19:37,824 Come on. How much do you make a year? Come on. How much do you make a year?
475 00:19:37,834 00:19:39,658 What is it? 50, 60K? What is it? 50, 60K?
476 00:19:39,668 00:19:41,160 I don't know, man. She's already rich. I don't know, man. She's already rich.
477 00:19:41,170 00:19:42,698 Maybe she don't care about money. Maybe she don't care about money.
478 00:19:42,709 00:19:45,331 You know what people who make a lot of money care about? You know what people who make a lot of money care about?
479 00:19:45,341 00:19:47,065 - It's money. - Yeah. - It's money. - Yeah.
480 00:19:47,075 00:19:48,799 I'll guess we'll just have to wait and see. I'll guess we'll just have to wait and see.
481 00:19:48,810 00:19:51,064 How much do you want to bet? Let's make this interesting. How much do you want to bet? Let's make this interesting.
482 00:19:51,075 00:19:52,538 Whoa, whoa! Who bets on women? Whoa, whoa! Who bets on women?
483 00:19:52,548 00:19:54,314 Are you kidding? It's the only reason I'm here! Are you kidding? It's the only reason I'm here!
484 00:19:54,325 00:19:55,974 - What? - You're here on a bet? - What? - You're here on a bet?
485 00:19:55,984 00:19:59,377 - Wait till Serena finds out. - QUINN: Jasper's here on a bet? - Wait till Serena finds out. - QUINN: Jasper's here on a bet?
486 00:19:59,387 00:20:01,679 I knew that Wall Street prick was too good to be true. I knew that Wall Street prick was too good to be true.
487 00:20:01,689 00:20:03,414 We cannot let Serena find out about this. We cannot let Serena find out about this.
488 00:20:03,424 00:20:05,083 We cannot lose another wifey. We cannot lose another wifey.
489 00:20:05,093 00:20:07,518 - Totally. - I thought women were dramatic. - Totally. - I thought women were dramatic.
490 00:20:07,528 00:20:09,082 I mean, in the grand scheme of things, I mean, in the grand scheme of things,
491 00:20:09,100 00:20:10,870 we've got, like, four minutes on this planet. we've got, like, four minutes on this planet.
492 00:20:10,881 00:20:12,582 And they have to count for something, right? And they have to count for something, right?
493 00:20:12,593 00:20:15,260 - Totally. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - Totally. - [BOTH CHUCKLE]
494 00:20:15,270 00:20:17,828 I have to say, you're not what I thought you'd be. I have to say, you're not what I thought you'd be.
495 00:20:17,838 00:20:18,840 How's that? How's that?
496 00:20:18,851 00:20:22,176 Well, I thought you'd be a little more woo-woo. Well, I thought you'd be a little more woo-woo.
497 00:20:22,187 00:20:24,830 [ BOTH LAUGH] [ BOTH LAUGH]
498 00:20:24,841 00:20:26,671 Well, I'm... I'm pretty woo-woo. Well, I'm... I'm pretty woo-woo.
499 00:20:26,681 00:20:29,374 Yeah, but somehow not annoyingly so. Yeah, but somehow not annoyingly so.
500 00:20:29,384 00:20:32,376 Ugh. Except totally annoyingly so. Ugh. Except totally annoyingly so.
501 00:20:32,386 00:20:33,844 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
502 00:20:33,854 00:20:36,879 What is your problem with August? You, like, loved him in casting. What is your problem with August? You, like, loved him in casting.
503 00:20:36,890 00:20:39,548 - No, you loved him. - Of course I loved him. - No, you loved him. - Of course I loved him.
504 00:20:39,559 00:20:41,852 He's a Greek God who wants to save the world. He's a Greek God who wants to save the world.
505 00:20:41,862 00:20:44,629 - I mean... - Oh, pbht! - I mean... - Oh, pbht!
506 00:20:47,485 00:20:49,950 Don't you wish that... that we could get out of here? Don't you wish that... that we could get out of here?
507 00:20:49,961 00:20:52,107 Just spend some time in the real world? Just spend some time in the real world?
508 00:20:52,118 00:20:53,422 SERENA: Where would we go? SERENA: Where would we go?
509 00:20:53,432 00:20:56,005 Oh, Big Sur. Esalen's right down the road. Oh, Big Sur. Esalen's right down the road.
510 00:20:56,016 00:20:58,127 Hot springs, sunset hikes... Hot springs, sunset hikes...
511 00:20:58,137 00:21:00,095 You and me, naked in the redwoods. You and me, naked in the redwoods.
512 00:21:00,105 00:21:02,331 Wow. That is... a lot. Wow. That is... a lot.
513 00:21:02,341 00:21:05,767 Well, I just think, every now and then, you gotta break the rules. Well, I just think, every now and then, you gotta break the rules.
514 00:21:05,777 00:21:07,435 Oh please. Oh please.
515 00:21:07,445 00:21:09,641 You see something you want... You see something you want...
516 00:21:10,571 00:21:12,282 then you take it. then you take it.
517 00:21:13,446 00:21:15,810 What the hell is he doing? What the hell is he doing?
518 00:21:15,820 00:21:19,474 - Oh my God. He's talking to you. - What? No, no. - Oh my God. He's talking to you. - What? No, no.
519 00:21:19,485 00:21:22,383 - Why would he do that? - He's your UTI. - Why would he do that? - He's your UTI.
520 00:21:22,393 00:21:25,994 ♪♪ ♪♪
521 00:21:34,524 00:21:38,276 - You're boning a contestant? - Oh, nice work, Nancy Drew. - You're boning a contestant? - Oh, nice work, Nancy Drew.
522 00:21:38,287 00:21:40,536 - What are you thinking? - Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. - What are you thinking? - Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.
523 00:21:40,547 00:21:42,214 Um, weren't you the woman Um, weren't you the woman
524 00:21:42,224 00:21:44,115 who tried to run away with a contestant? who tried to run away with a contestant?
525 00:21:44,125 00:21:46,784 Yes, that's right. That was me! That wasn't you! Yes, that's right. That was me! That wasn't you!
526 00:21:46,794 00:21:49,620 You could get fired. I'm just worried about you. You could get fired. I'm just worried about you.
527 00:21:50,149 00:21:52,161 Wow. That's a new one. Wow. That's a new one.
528 00:21:52,172 00:21:54,359 I mean, look at you... you're sick, you're drinking. I mean, look at you... you're sick, you're drinking.
529 00:21:54,369 00:21:57,061 Those antibiotics don't even work if you mix them with alcohol, Those antibiotics don't even work if you mix them with alcohol,
530 00:21:57,071 00:21:59,630 but you apparently can't stop yourself. but you apparently can't stop yourself.
531 00:21:59,640 00:22:01,232 This is self-sabotage. This is self-sabotage.
532 00:22:01,242 00:22:03,500 You know what? You are unbelievable. You know what? You are unbelievable.
533 00:22:03,510 00:22:05,970 After everything I have done for you. After everything I have done for you.
534 00:22:05,980 00:22:08,305 I'm sick of this "Essential Honesty" crap. I'm sick of this "Essential Honesty" crap.
535 00:22:08,315 00:22:10,140 I'm sorry. What is that even supposed to mean? I'm sorry. What is that even supposed to mean?
536 00:22:10,150 00:22:12,209 Have you ever stopped to think Have you ever stopped to think
537 00:22:12,219 00:22:15,880 about what the past few years have been like for me? about what the past few years have been like for me?
538 00:22:15,890 00:22:19,516 Picking up after your messes, covering shit up. Picking up after your messes, covering shit up.
539 00:22:19,526 00:22:21,685 [SIGHS] Of course not, [SIGHS] Of course not,
540 00:22:21,695 00:22:23,186 why would you? why would you?
541 00:22:23,196 00:22:27,657 Because you always think you know what's best. Because you always think you know what's best.
542 00:22:27,667 00:22:32,529 Rachel always does whatever the hell she wants! Rachel always does whatever the hell she wants!
543 00:22:32,539 00:22:35,664 It starts with a few little B-roll interviews. It starts with a few little B-roll interviews.
544 00:22:35,681 00:22:39,317 Next thing you know, two people are dead at the bottom of a ditch! Next thing you know, two people are dead at the bottom of a ditch!
545 00:22:40,947 00:22:43,172 [VOICE BREAKING] I am just trying to help you. [VOICE BREAKING] I am just trying to help you.
546 00:22:43,182 00:22:45,375 Well, don't. I don't want it. Well, don't. I don't want it.
547 00:22:45,993 00:22:47,944 You begged me to come back. You begged me to come back.
548 00:22:47,954 00:22:49,379 Yeah. Yeah.
549 00:22:49,389 00:22:51,122 Maybe that was a mistake. Maybe that was a mistake.
550 00:22:51,133 00:22:53,849 I wanted my dragon back. Not this mess. I wanted my dragon back. Not this mess.
551 00:22:53,859 00:22:57,327 [ONYAY PHEORI'S "BANSHEE" PLAYS] [ONYAY PHEORI'S "BANSHEE" PLAYS]
552 00:22:59,735 00:23:03,024 ♪ Some would call this paradise ♪ ♪ Some would call this paradise ♪
553 00:23:03,035 00:23:09,764 ♪ But you'll always pay a price ♪ ♪ But you'll always pay a price ♪
554 00:23:10,523 00:23:18,181 ♪ In Banshee, you'd take out Granny if you could ♪ ♪ In Banshee, you'd take out Granny if you could ♪
555 00:23:21,586 00:23:23,711 JAY: Rach, where the hell are you?! JAY: Rach, where the hell are you?!
556 00:23:23,721 00:23:28,000 The guys are, like, spinning out. I need some Rachel magic. Please. The guys are, like, spinning out. I need some Rachel magic. Please.
557 00:23:29,226 00:23:30,952 Flying in. Flying in.
558 00:23:30,962 00:23:32,921 ♪♪ ♪♪
559 00:23:32,931 00:23:34,923 Hey, Rachel! Where the hell is Quinn? Hey, Rachel! Where the hell is Quinn?
560 00:23:34,933 00:23:38,560 Serena's still on her date, and nobody's even in the control room. Serena's still on her date, and nobody's even in the control room.
561 00:23:38,570 00:23:40,495 Why is this your problem, Madison? Why is this your problem, Madison?
562 00:23:40,505 00:23:42,229 Because I'm really worried about her. Because I'm really worried about her.
563 00:23:42,239 00:23:44,498 She's been drinking. Like, a lot. She's been drinking. Like, a lot.
564 00:23:44,508 00:23:48,502 She was practically falling down the other day, and Gary saw it too. She was practically falling down the other day, and Gary saw it too.
565 00:23:48,512 00:23:51,638 John the bartender says she's going through a cart of liquor a week. John the bartender says she's going through a cart of liquor a week.
566 00:23:52,038 00:23:53,364 She needs help. She needs help.
567 00:23:53,375 00:23:55,476 Like, rehab or something. Like, rehab or something.
568 00:23:56,023 00:23:59,293 You know, there are people here who can take over for her. You know, there are people here who can take over for her.
569 00:23:59,304 00:24:01,624 - I could talk to Gary. - Rachel! - I could talk to Gary. - Rachel!
570 00:24:01,635 00:24:04,469 - There you are! - Think about it. - There you are! - Think about it.
571 00:24:05,629 00:24:08,021 Oh my God, you were so right about August. Oh my God, you were so right about August.
572 00:24:08,031 00:24:11,792 He is amazing. He's bright. And funny. He is amazing. He's bright. And funny.
573 00:24:11,802 00:24:16,043 And the hotness is not even worth talking about it's so overwhelming. And the hotness is not even worth talking about it's so overwhelming.
574 00:24:16,054 00:24:17,832 I had such a great time. I had such a great time.
575 00:24:17,843 00:24:19,974 I mean, I just... I felt like I was being myself. I mean, I just... I felt like I was being myself.
576 00:24:19,985 00:24:21,977 I felt like he was being himself. I felt like he was being himself.
577 00:24:21,987 00:24:24,346 It just... Oh, it felt like how dates It just... Oh, it felt like how dates
578 00:24:24,356 00:24:28,817 are supposed to feel, you know? Easy. And comfortable. And... oh. are supposed to feel, you know? Easy. And comfortable. And... oh.
579 00:24:29,461 00:24:32,187 Thank you. That's all I really wanted to say. Thank you. That's all I really wanted to say.
580 00:24:32,197 00:24:35,547 This is exactly why I came on this show in the first place. This is exactly why I came on this show in the first place.
581 00:24:36,078 00:24:38,633 What? Wait. What? Wait.
582 00:24:38,644 00:24:40,476 Why aren't you happy for me? Why aren't you happy for me?
583 00:24:41,006 00:24:42,461 Okay, Rachel. What? Okay, Rachel. What?
584 00:24:42,472 00:24:45,066 I cannot handle being jerked around by the show anymore. I cannot handle being jerked around by the show anymore.
585 00:24:45,077 00:24:47,028 Please, if there's something that I need to know, Please, if there's something that I need to know,
586 00:24:47,039 00:24:48,536 just... just rip off the Band-Aid. just... just rip off the Band-Aid.
587 00:24:48,546 00:24:51,539 Rachel, please, just tell me the truth! Rachel, please, just tell me the truth!
588 00:24:51,549 00:24:54,517 ♪♪ ♪♪
589 00:24:59,679 00:25:01,416 There is no Band-Aid. There is no Band-Aid.
590 00:25:01,426 00:25:03,851 What are you talking about? No, August is... What are you talking about? No, August is...
591 00:25:03,861 00:25:06,020 He is everything you hoped he'd be. He is everything you hoped he'd be.
592 00:25:06,030 00:25:08,188 - [LAUGHS] - I'm so happy for you. - [LAUGHS] - I'm so happy for you.
593 00:25:08,198 00:25:09,556 Oh, thank you! Oh, thank you!
594 00:25:09,566 00:25:14,128 ♪ You better be nice ♪ ♪ You better be nice ♪
595 00:25:14,138 00:25:17,697 ♪ Some would call this paradise ♪ ♪ Some would call this paradise ♪
596 00:25:17,707 00:25:20,200 - ♪ But you'll always pay a price ♪ - Hey, John. - ♪ But you'll always pay a price ♪ - Hey, John.
597 00:25:20,210 00:25:21,802 Oh, hey, Rach. How's it going? Oh, hey, Rach. How's it going?
598 00:25:21,812 00:25:22,842 Not great. Not great.
599 00:25:22,853 00:25:24,937 Um, you're fired. Um, you're fired.
600 00:25:24,948 00:25:26,571 Wait. What? Why? Wait. What? Why?
601 00:25:26,582 00:25:28,173 Why? Because you've been stealing booze Why? Because you've been stealing booze
602 00:25:28,184 00:25:30,159 - and trying to pin it on Quinn. - No. That's a lie! - and trying to pin it on Quinn. - No. That's a lie!
603 00:25:30,170 00:25:31,411 I wouldn't steal booze. I'm ten years sober. I wouldn't steal booze. I'm ten years sober.
604 00:25:31,421 00:25:33,631 Okay, well, now you're fired. Okay, well, now you're fired.
605 00:25:34,108 00:25:36,030 - Do you get it? - But you can't fire me. Rachel! - Do you get it? - But you can't fire me. Rachel!
606 00:25:36,041 00:25:37,452 You shouldn't have been talking shit You shouldn't have been talking shit
607 00:25:37,463 00:25:39,228 about the person who signs your checks, dude. about the person who signs your checks, dude.
608 00:25:39,239 00:25:41,400 So, what do you have to do to win the bet, anyway? Huh? So, what do you have to do to win the bet, anyway? Huh?
609 00:25:41,411 00:25:43,623 You gonna ask Serena to marry you just to get some kind of payout? You gonna ask Serena to marry you just to get some kind of payout?
610 00:25:43,634 00:25:45,209 Look, you'd better tell her, or I will. Look, you'd better tell her, or I will.
611 00:25:45,220 00:25:47,126 No one is telling anyone anything! No one is telling anyone anything!
612 00:25:47,136 00:25:49,009 - Now, just chill out! - Jay, please. - Now, just chill out! - Jay, please.
613 00:25:49,020 00:25:50,276 I don't need this. I don't need this.
614 00:25:50,345 00:25:52,631 I don't need the money. I don't need any of this. I don't need the money. I don't need any of this.
615 00:25:52,641 00:25:55,835 So, please, it has been an absolute pleasure, gentlemen. So, please, it has been an absolute pleasure, gentlemen.
616 00:25:55,845 00:25:57,670 - Enjoy yourselves. - Is there a problem? - Enjoy yourselves. - Is there a problem?
617 00:25:57,681 00:26:00,281 ♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm ♪ ♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm ♪
618 00:26:01,628 00:26:05,795 $400,000 if he's the first one to sleep with her? $400,000 if he's the first one to sleep with her?
619 00:26:05,806 00:26:07,100 How did you not know about that? How did you not know about that?
620 00:26:07,111 00:26:09,710 Why is this a problem, exactly? We can use it. Why is this a problem, exactly? We can use it.
621 00:26:09,721 00:26:11,384 Blow it up when we need some drama. Blow it up when we need some drama.
622 00:26:11,395 00:26:13,514 Jasper is supposed to be a wifey! Jasper is supposed to be a wifey!
623 00:26:13,525 00:26:16,118 He's still a wifey. He's a villain-wifey! He's still a wifey. He's a villain-wifey!
624 00:26:16,128 00:26:18,287 It's killer... We can reveal the bet in episode six It's killer... We can reveal the bet in episode six
625 00:26:18,297 00:26:21,223 - and Serena... - I don't need a villain-wifey! - and Serena... - I don't need a villain-wifey!
626 00:26:21,233 00:26:23,991 - I need a wifey-wifey! - Why? - I need a wifey-wifey! - Why?
627 00:26:24,001 00:26:27,295 Quinn, we are loaded to the tits with wifeys this season. Quinn, we are loaded to the tits with wifeys this season.
628 00:26:27,305 00:26:28,996 We've got Owen, and August and... We've got Owen, and August and...
629 00:26:29,006 00:26:31,833 - No, August is not a wifey! - What are you talking about? - No, August is not a wifey! - What are you talking about?
630 00:26:31,843 00:26:34,525 Of course he is. He's perfect. He's amazing, actually. Of course he is. He's perfect. He's amazing, actually.
631 00:26:34,536 00:26:36,838 - Hey, I've got to talk to Quinn. - Jay was just leaving. - Hey, I've got to talk to Quinn. - Jay was just leaving.
632 00:26:36,848 00:26:39,340 It's a little rough, but I think you're really gonna like it. It's a little rough, but I think you're really gonna like it.
633 00:26:39,350 00:26:40,861 Like what? What are you talking about? Like what? What are you talking about?
634 00:26:40,872 00:26:42,843 This is the footage that Rachel and I shot. This is the footage that Rachel and I shot.
635 00:26:42,854 00:26:44,312 - No! - [DOOR CLOSES] - No! - [DOOR CLOSES]
636 00:26:44,322 00:26:46,981 I'm not doing a symposium on gender politics. I'm not doing a symposium on gender politics.
637 00:26:46,991 00:26:48,816 Symposium? No, Rachel was right. Symposium? No, Rachel was right.
638 00:26:48,826 00:26:50,551 - We have a st... - Rachel's right?! - We have a st... - Rachel's right?!
639 00:26:50,561 00:26:52,798 No! Never! No! Never!
640 00:26:53,775 00:26:56,690 Okay, look, you may have come here on a bet, Okay, look, you may have come here on a bet,
641 00:26:56,700 00:26:58,392 but I've seen the way you look at Serena. but I've seen the way you look at Serena.
642 00:26:58,402 00:27:00,327 - You like her. - So what? - You like her. - So what?
643 00:27:00,337 00:27:02,162 She's not into me. She's made that very clear. She's not into me. She's made that very clear.
644 00:27:02,172 00:27:03,764 Of course she's into you. Of course she's into you.
645 00:27:03,774 00:27:06,433 And you're so clearly the front-runner, we would not have a show And you're so clearly the front-runner, we would not have a show
646 00:27:06,443 00:27:08,335 if we let you guys get together right away. if we let you guys get together right away.
647 00:27:09,838 00:27:10,937 What do you mean? What do you mean?
648 00:27:10,947 00:27:12,873 We talked smack about you. We talked smack about you.
649 00:27:12,883 00:27:14,741 I mean, that whole yoga teacher thing... I mean, that whole yoga teacher thing...
650 00:27:14,751 00:27:16,798 Where do you think she got that from? Where do you think she got that from?
651 00:27:16,809 00:27:20,947 You are the only one she has expressed any real interest in. You are the only one she has expressed any real interest in.
652 00:27:20,957 00:27:22,382 Okay, that's great, Okay, that's great,
653 00:27:22,392 00:27:24,217 but don't you think she has a right to know? but don't you think she has a right to know?
654 00:27:24,227 00:27:25,551 Of course I do. Of course I do.
655 00:27:25,561 00:27:27,963 But being a snitch is not sexy. But being a snitch is not sexy.
656 00:27:27,974 00:27:30,121 You know that. Don't blow it. You know that. Don't blow it.
657 00:27:30,132 00:27:33,095 I mean, that whole date with August, that was a complete fail. I mean, that whole date with August, that was a complete fail.
658 00:27:33,106 00:27:34,931 - I just feel bad for her. - Me, too. - I just feel bad for her. - Me, too.
659 00:27:34,942 00:27:37,763 That whole date with August was a complete fail. That whole date with August was a complete fail.
660 00:27:37,774 00:27:41,033 - That does make sense. - But listen, don't even worry about it. - That does make sense. - But listen, don't even worry about it.
661 00:27:41,043 00:27:44,275 I promise you, we are not gonna let her find out about that bet. I promise you, we are not gonna let her find out about that bet.
662 00:27:44,286 00:27:46,533 I appreciate your discretion. I appreciate your discretion.
663 00:27:46,544 00:27:48,595 Of course we're gonna tell her about the bet. Of course we're gonna tell her about the bet.
664 00:27:48,606 00:27:51,143 - I just want to be honest. - You're her guy. - I just want to be honest. - You're her guy.
665 00:27:51,153 00:27:53,002 - That's very sweet. - I'm telling the truth. - That's very sweet. - I'm telling the truth.
666 00:27:53,013 00:27:55,205 - Really? - Trust me. - Really? - Trust me.
667 00:27:55,216 00:27:57,909 ♪♪ ♪♪
668 00:27:57,920 00:28:00,218 Hey, did you get a chance to think about what I said? Hey, did you get a chance to think about what I said?
669 00:28:00,229 00:28:03,400 Mm, yeah, I sure did. And I just fired your buddy John. Mm, yeah, I sure did. And I just fired your buddy John.
670 00:28:03,411 00:28:05,588 - What? Why? - Why? Because he's a drunk. - What? Why? - Why? Because he's a drunk.
671 00:28:05,599 00:28:08,025 He's been stealing booze for years. He's been stealing booze for years.
672 00:28:08,036 00:28:09,927 That's not true. Why would you do that? That's not true. Why would you do that?
673 00:28:09,938 00:28:12,994 He's a bartender, Madison. Okay? He can find another job. He's a bartender, Madison. Okay? He can find another job.
674 00:28:13,005 00:28:14,384 Not one with benefits. Not one with benefits.
675 00:28:14,395 00:28:16,554 His kid is sick. You know that, right? His kid is sick. You know that, right?
676 00:28:16,565 00:28:18,923 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE]
677 00:28:18,934 00:28:21,900 - What? - Like, cancer. - What? - Like, cancer.
678 00:28:22,760 00:28:26,056 Without this job, his insurance is gonna lapse. Without this job, his insurance is gonna lapse.
679 00:28:26,463 00:28:28,256 Oh, my God. This is not just some contestant Oh, my God. This is not just some contestant
680 00:28:28,266 00:28:29,824 that we can kick to the curb. that we can kick to the curb.
681 00:28:29,834 00:28:33,261 This is real life. This actually means something. This is real life. This actually means something.
682 00:28:33,271 00:28:35,173 Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
683 00:28:35,499 00:28:38,992 ♪♪ ♪♪
684 00:28:39,003 00:28:41,229 You really are as bad as everyone says. You really are as bad as everyone says.
685 00:28:41,512 00:28:44,805 ♪♪ ♪♪
686 00:28:44,815 00:28:46,619 What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say?
687 00:28:46,630 00:28:49,353 [SIGHING] Oh, no. [SIGHING] Oh, no.
688 00:28:50,454 00:28:52,612 I'm running out of time, Quinn. I'm running out of time, Quinn.
689 00:28:52,622 00:28:56,183 And I have to do something. [SIGHS] And I have to do something. [SIGHS]
690 00:28:56,193 00:28:57,449 This is for my boy. This is for my boy.
691 00:28:57,460 00:28:59,219 Hmm. Hmm.
692 00:28:59,229 00:29:01,188 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
693 00:29:01,198 00:29:03,389 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE]
694 00:29:03,399 00:29:05,658 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
695 00:29:05,668 00:29:08,494 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
696 00:29:08,504 00:29:10,463 [GASPS] [GASPS]
697 00:29:10,473 00:29:14,367 You know, I really do want for you what you want. You know, I really do want for you what you want.
698 00:29:14,377 00:29:17,136 But you'll never get your empire But you'll never get your empire
699 00:29:17,146 00:29:20,206 unless you swing for the fences. unless you swing for the fences.
700 00:29:20,216 00:29:23,008 And you're playing it real safe, hon. And you're playing it real safe, hon.
701 00:29:23,018 00:29:26,812 Mm. Funny, I don't feel safe at all. Mm. Funny, I don't feel safe at all.
702 00:29:26,822 00:29:28,580 [SCOFFS] [SCOFFS]
703 00:29:28,590 00:29:30,324 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
704 00:29:33,162 00:29:34,486 [DOOR SLAMS] [DOOR SLAMS]
705 00:29:34,496 00:29:35,762 [SIGHS] [DOOR OPENS] [SIGHS] [DOOR OPENS]
706 00:29:37,566 00:29:38,825 Rachel? Rachel?
707 00:29:40,606 00:29:42,661 Are you okay? Are you okay?
708 00:29:42,671 00:29:45,434 My heart's racing. My heart's racing.
709 00:29:46,198 00:29:49,492 I can feel all the blood rushing through my veins. I can feel all the blood rushing through my veins.
710 00:29:49,511 00:29:50,769 Okay, what's going on? Okay, what's going on?
711 00:29:50,779 00:29:52,954 I just tell one lie, and I can't stop. I just tell one lie, and I can't stop.
712 00:29:52,965 00:29:54,673 It's like breathing to me. It's like breathing to me.
713 00:29:54,683 00:29:57,041 It's so easy. And it just feels so good. It's so easy. And it just feels so good.
714 00:29:57,051 00:29:59,043 I just, like, want it more and more. I just, like, want it more and more.
715 00:29:59,053 00:30:01,079 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
716 00:30:01,089 00:30:04,215 All right, look. You... You were right. All right, look. You... You were right.
717 00:30:04,225 00:30:07,747 I do use Essential Honesty as a shield. I do use Essential Honesty as a shield.
718 00:30:08,196 00:30:09,720 I mean, I have to, because if I don't, I mean, I have to, because if I don't,
719 00:30:09,730 00:30:11,839 all of these horrible things happen because of me. all of these horrible things happen because of me.
720 00:30:11,850 00:30:13,724 I'm making them happen. I mean, Quinn is right. I'm making them happen. I mean, Quinn is right.
721 00:30:13,734 00:30:16,627 - Rachel... - I am responsible for every bad thing - Rachel... - I am responsible for every bad thing
722 00:30:16,637 00:30:18,529 that has happened on this show. that has happened on this show.
723 00:30:18,539 00:30:20,464 That cannot be true. That cannot be true.
724 00:30:20,474 00:30:22,232 Well, it is! Well, it is!
725 00:30:22,242 00:30:24,702 ♪♪ ♪♪
726 00:30:24,712 00:30:26,659 You don't even know. You don't even know.
727 00:30:27,246 00:30:30,773 ♪♪ ♪♪
728 00:30:30,784 00:30:32,910 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
729 00:30:32,920 00:30:34,268 Rachel. Rachel.
730 00:30:34,654 00:30:37,300 This is a safe space, all right? This is a safe space, all right?
731 00:30:37,957 00:30:41,807 Everything you say here is totally confidential. Everything you say here is totally confidential.
732 00:30:42,829 00:30:44,714 I just want to understand. I just want to understand.
733 00:30:45,332 00:30:47,865 ♪♪ ♪♪
734 00:30:50,770 00:30:54,330 [SIGHING] Okay. [SIGHING] Okay.
735 00:30:54,340 00:30:58,027 So, two people died last season. So, two people died last season.
736 00:30:59,245 00:31:01,070 That's on me. That's on me.
737 00:31:01,080 00:31:02,605 Quinn told me it was an accident. Quinn told me it was an accident.
738 00:31:02,615 00:31:04,996 - It wasn't. - It wasn't? - It wasn't. - It wasn't?
739 00:31:05,851 00:31:08,411 No. I made it happen. No. I made it happen.
740 00:31:08,421 00:31:10,418 How did you do that? How did you do that?
741 00:31:10,923 00:31:12,982 ♪♪ ♪♪
742 00:31:12,992 00:31:14,855 So, I went to Jeremy. So, I went to Jeremy.
743 00:31:15,457 00:31:17,086 I had no idea what he would do, I had no idea what he would do,
744 00:31:17,096 00:31:21,027 but I knew that he would do something, anything, to protect me. but I knew that he would do something, anything, to protect me.
745 00:31:21,386 00:31:22,910 And when I found out what he did, And when I found out what he did,
746 00:31:22,921 00:31:25,994 like, running those people off that road, I was completely horrified. like, running those people off that road, I was completely horrified.
747 00:31:26,004 00:31:28,864 I never wanted him to do anything like that. I never wanted him to do anything like that.
748 00:31:28,874 00:31:31,600 ♪♪ ♪♪
749 00:31:31,610 00:31:33,605 But the truth is, But the truth is,
750 00:31:34,793 00:31:38,440 it was really kind of thrilling to have that power. it was really kind of thrilling to have that power.
751 00:31:38,450 00:31:41,876 Does anyone have a 20 on Rachel? Elimination Ceremony is up. Does anyone have a 20 on Rachel? Elimination Ceremony is up.
752 00:31:41,886 00:31:45,027 ♪♪ ♪♪
753 00:31:46,057 00:31:47,983 Rachel. Rachel, wait. Rachel. Rachel, wait.
754 00:31:47,993 00:31:51,186 ♪♪ ♪♪
755 00:31:51,196 00:31:54,321 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
756 00:31:54,332 00:31:56,533 ♪♪ ♪♪
757 00:31:58,102 00:32:01,809 And so, our Tournament of Love comes to an end. And so, our Tournament of Love comes to an end.
758 00:32:01,820 00:32:04,978 And tonight only eight out of our 11 daring competitors And tonight only eight out of our 11 daring competitors
759 00:32:04,988 00:32:07,381 will receive a limited-edition, will receive a limited-edition,
760 00:32:07,391 00:32:10,345 customized, Swedish Army knife. customized, Swedish Army knife.
761 00:32:10,673 00:32:12,620 Swedish Army... Swedish Army...
762 00:32:12,630 00:32:14,954 the solution for every problem. the solution for every problem.
763 00:32:14,965 00:32:16,384 QUINN: I mean, seriously? QUINN: I mean, seriously?
764 00:32:16,395 00:32:18,454 We should all slit our wrists with that knife. We should all slit our wrists with that knife.
765 00:32:18,465 00:32:20,517 Look, let's be honest. Look, let's be honest.
766 00:32:20,806 00:32:22,395 I'm not a princess. I'm not a princess.
767 00:32:22,405 00:32:25,398 And my search for love is real. And my search for love is real.
768 00:32:25,408 00:32:27,000 It's not a fairy tale. It's not a fairy tale.
769 00:32:27,010 00:32:28,902 You don't have to be Prince Charming. You don't have to be Prince Charming.
770 00:32:28,912 00:32:31,939 You just have to be a good man. You just have to be a good man.
771 00:32:31,949 00:32:35,001 So, on that note, there is one person So, on that note, there is one person
772 00:32:35,012 00:32:37,437 with whom I've made a real connection. with whom I've made a real connection.
773 00:32:37,587 00:32:40,447 ♪♪ ♪♪
774 00:32:40,962 00:32:42,524 August. August.
775 00:32:42,959 00:32:44,751 I had an amazing time tonight. I had an amazing time tonight.
776 00:32:44,761 00:32:47,254 Will you take this knife and stay? Will you take this knife and stay?
777 00:32:47,264 00:32:49,068 Excuse me. Sorry, mate. Excuse me. Sorry, mate.
778 00:32:49,079 00:32:50,624 MAN: Hello. MAN: Hello.
779 00:32:52,649 00:32:54,260 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
780 00:32:54,270 00:32:56,328 SERENA: Warren. Will you take this knife and stay? SERENA: Warren. Will you take this knife and stay?
781 00:32:56,338 00:32:57,797 Guy... Alexi... Guy... Alexi...
782 00:32:57,807 00:32:59,940 will you take this knife and stay? will you take this knife and stay?
783 00:33:01,870 00:33:04,929 Two knives, five men. Two knives, five men.
784 00:33:04,947 00:33:06,126 Who will Serena choose? Who will Serena choose?
785 00:33:06,137 00:33:08,595 Oh, oh, oh! What's going to happen? Oh, oh, oh! What's going to happen?
786 00:33:08,606 00:33:10,071 Owen. Owen.
787 00:33:10,786 00:33:12,645 Will you take this knife and stay? Will you take this knife and stay?
788 00:33:12,655 00:33:16,214 ♪♪ ♪♪
789 00:33:16,224 00:33:17,549 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
790 00:33:17,559 00:33:19,718 - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you.
791 00:33:19,728 00:33:23,021 ♪♪ ♪♪
792 00:33:23,031 00:33:25,857 - [SIGHS] And finally... - Serena, I need to say something. - [SIGHS] And finally... - Serena, I need to say something.
793 00:33:25,867 00:33:27,506 Jasper... - I don't know what you may have heard, Jasper... - I don't know what you may have heard,
794 00:33:27,517 00:33:29,349 or what these people may have said about me, or what these people may have said about me,
795 00:33:29,360 00:33:30,796 - but... - Jasper, stop. Please. - but... - Jasper, stop. Please.
796 00:33:30,821 00:33:32,497 Is he gonna come clean? Is he gonna come clean?
797 00:33:32,507 00:33:35,501 Um, I'm the one who owes you an apology. Um, I'm the one who owes you an apology.
798 00:33:35,512 00:33:38,502 I lost my temper earlier today, and I wasn't fair to you. I lost my temper earlier today, and I wasn't fair to you.
799 00:33:38,513 00:33:40,972 - Serena... - No, Owen, just give me a minute. - Serena... - No, Owen, just give me a minute.
800 00:33:40,982 00:33:42,840 I... Jasper, I... Jasper,
801 00:33:42,850 00:33:45,176 you've been honest with me since the first night. you've been honest with me since the first night.
802 00:33:45,186 00:33:47,011 Vulnerable, even. Vulnerable, even.
803 00:33:47,021 00:33:51,649 Then, things got confusing for both of us, I think. Then, things got confusing for both of us, I think.
804 00:33:51,659 00:33:54,470 I'm really hoping we can find our way back to that. I'm really hoping we can find our way back to that.
805 00:33:55,430 00:33:57,021 - Yes. - Great. - Yes. - Great.
806 00:33:57,031 00:33:59,857 - Absolutely. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - Absolutely. - [BOTH CHUCKLE]
807 00:33:59,867 00:34:02,426 - Thank you. - Mmm. Thank you. - Thank you. - Mmm. Thank you.
808 00:34:02,436 00:34:04,094 [CLICKING TONGUE] [CLICKING TONGUE]
809 00:34:04,103 00:34:06,329 Those boys look angry at each other. Those boys look angry at each other.
810 00:34:06,340 00:34:07,865 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
811 00:34:07,875 00:34:09,566 PRESTON: So, I'm out? PRESTON: So, I'm out?
812 00:34:09,576 00:34:11,535 Guess I liked that whole princess thing Guess I liked that whole princess thing
813 00:34:11,545 00:34:13,170 a little too much. a little too much.
814 00:34:13,180 00:34:15,706 Sayonara, Silver Fox. Sayonara, Silver Fox.
815 00:34:15,716 00:34:17,240 All right. That's a cut! All right. That's a cut!
816 00:34:17,250 00:34:19,743 Another glorious night of love Another glorious night of love
817 00:34:19,753 00:34:22,846 and passion and knives. and passion and knives.
818 00:34:22,856 00:34:25,349 Great show, everyone. Great show, everyone.
819 00:34:25,359 00:34:27,884 [PAPERS RUSTLING] [PAPERS RUSTLING]
820 00:34:27,894 00:34:30,186 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
821 00:34:30,196 00:34:34,724 [LAUGHS] No, dude, seriously? [LAUGHS] No, dude, seriously?
822 00:34:34,734 00:34:38,027 I told you, no booze for you. I told you, no booze for you.
823 00:34:38,037 00:34:40,230 Look, I had drug problem. Look, I had drug problem.
824 00:34:40,240 00:34:41,931 Alcohol is not problem. Alcohol is not problem.
825 00:34:41,941 00:34:43,766 There is new thinking on this. There is new thinking on this.
826 00:34:43,776 00:34:45,935 - I have therapist. - Uh, yeah. - I have therapist. - Uh, yeah.
827 00:34:45,945 00:34:48,871 You probably shop at the same therapist store we do. You probably shop at the same therapist store we do.
828 00:34:48,881 00:34:50,305 Come on. Come on.
829 00:34:50,315 00:34:52,441 Do a shot with me. Do a shot with me.
830 00:34:52,451 00:34:53,976 You know you want to. You know you want to.
831 00:34:53,986 00:34:56,746 [CHUCKLES] You know what? [CHUCKLES] You know what?
832 00:34:56,756 00:34:58,213 No. Actually, No. Actually,
833 00:34:58,223 00:35:00,023 - I don't. - You know what? - I don't. - You know what?
834 00:35:02,294 00:35:03,986 I don't believe you. I don't believe you.
835 00:35:03,996 00:35:06,288 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE]
836 00:35:06,298 00:35:08,891 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
837 00:35:08,901 00:35:10,959 Night-night, Bouncy Boy. Night-night, Bouncy Boy.
838 00:35:10,969 00:35:13,896 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE] [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE]
839 00:35:13,906 00:35:17,232 QUINN: Hey, Jay! Come on! Come pitch me! QUINN: Hey, Jay! Come on! Come pitch me!
840 00:35:17,242 00:35:19,134 Let's go! Let's go!
841 00:35:19,144 00:35:21,778 Okay. Okay. I'm coming. Okay. Okay. I'm coming.
842 00:35:25,181 00:35:29,477 So, if you wanted to see the rest of the lens series, So, if you wanted to see the rest of the lens series,
843 00:35:29,487 00:35:33,313 I'd be happy to show you. Got them in the camera truck. I'd be happy to show you. Got them in the camera truck.
844 00:35:33,324 00:35:35,416 Ah, the "camera truck." Ah, the "camera truck."
845 00:35:35,427 00:35:36,983 - I know what that's code for. - What? - I know what that's code for. - What?
846 00:35:36,994 00:35:39,353 No. No, you said that you wanted to see them. No. No, you said that you wanted to see them.
847 00:35:39,363 00:35:40,955 I know I did. You're right. I know I did. You're right.
848 00:35:40,965 00:35:43,357 I really do want to see them, just... I really do want to see them, just...
849 00:35:43,367 00:35:45,181 maybe not now. maybe not now.
850 00:35:45,769 00:35:47,594 Fair enough. Fair enough.
851 00:35:47,604 00:35:50,031 Hey, um, did you mean what you said Hey, um, did you mean what you said
852 00:35:50,040 00:35:52,532 to Rachel earlier about feminism? to Rachel earlier about feminism?
853 00:35:52,543 00:35:53,813 God, no. God, no.
854 00:35:54,688 00:35:57,170 Rachel just makes me a little nuts. Rachel just makes me a little nuts.
855 00:35:57,180 00:35:58,839 - You two were a thing, huh? - We were. - You two were a thing, huh? - We were.
856 00:35:58,849 00:36:01,041 - You know? Set life. - I do. - You know? Set life. - I do.
857 00:36:01,051 00:36:02,912 It's how I know not to go into the camera truck It's how I know not to go into the camera truck
858 00:36:02,923 00:36:05,278 and hook up with my boss on the first day. and hook up with my boss on the first day.
859 00:36:05,288 00:36:06,685 Smart. Smart. Smart. Smart.
860 00:36:08,459 00:36:11,784 You know, if you want to get to know me and ask me out on a real date, You know, if you want to get to know me and ask me out on a real date,
861 00:36:11,794 00:36:13,928 maybe I'll say "yes." maybe I'll say "yes."
862 00:36:16,477 00:36:18,658 [ZIPPER CLOSES] [ZIPPER CLOSES]
863 00:36:18,668 00:36:21,061 Okay, so listen. I know you weren't Okay, so listen. I know you weren't
864 00:36:21,071 00:36:22,628 into the whole Sissy Bounce thing. into the whole Sissy Bounce thing.
865 00:36:22,638 00:36:25,531 And I get it. But imagine a show And I get it. But imagine a show
866 00:36:25,541 00:36:28,801 about underground dance scenes all over the world. about underground dance scenes all over the world.
867 00:36:28,811 00:36:30,536 [SIGHS] More dance? [SIGHS] More dance?
868 00:36:30,546 00:36:32,185 - Travel shows are tricky. - No, Quinn. - Travel shows are tricky. - No, Quinn.
869 00:36:32,196 00:36:33,847 This is so much more than just a travel show. This is so much more than just a travel show.
870 00:36:33,858 00:36:37,510 It's about the universality of the need for self-expression. It's about the universality of the need for self-expression.
871 00:36:37,520 00:36:39,995 I mean, now, more than ever, when the world is so fractured, I mean, now, more than ever, when the world is so fractured,
872 00:36:40,006 00:36:41,347 we need something that reminds us we need something that reminds us
873 00:36:41,358 00:36:43,983 how much we all actually have in common. how much we all actually have in common.
874 00:36:43,993 00:36:45,484 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
875 00:36:45,494 00:36:48,320 I mean, uh, I don't know. I mean, uh, I don't know.
876 00:36:48,330 00:36:50,722 Ugh. I just think foreign cruise and... Ugh. I just think foreign cruise and...
877 00:36:50,732 00:36:53,192 And Alexi's gonna host it. And Alexi's gonna host it.
878 00:36:53,202 00:36:55,327 - Really? - Yeah. He's... - Really? - Yeah. He's...
879 00:36:55,337 00:36:59,064 He's... He's so excited about it, Quinn. He's... He's so excited about it, Quinn.
880 00:36:59,074 00:37:00,932 Wow. Wow.
881 00:37:00,942 00:37:03,735 I mean, now, that... that could be something. I mean, now, that... that could be something.
882 00:37:03,745 00:37:05,670 - Yeah, Alexi has a huge following. - I know. - Yeah, Alexi has a huge following. - I know.
883 00:37:05,680 00:37:07,672 His Calvin Klein campaign was effing massive. His Calvin Klein campaign was effing massive.
884 00:37:07,682 00:37:10,408 So, just as we're premiering "Passport to Dance," So, just as we're premiering "Passport to Dance,"
885 00:37:10,418 00:37:12,677 we'll be getting free billboards all over Times Square. we'll be getting free billboards all over Times Square.
886 00:37:12,687 00:37:14,078 [CHUCKLES] [CHUCKLES]
887 00:37:14,088 00:37:17,348 Look at you, thinking like an executive producer. Look at you, thinking like an executive producer.
888 00:37:17,358 00:37:21,352 Finally, somebody is actually doing their job. Finally, somebody is actually doing their job.
889 00:37:21,362 00:37:23,187 Yeah. Yeah.
890 00:37:23,197 00:37:26,790 All right. Let's make it happen. All right. Let's make it happen.
891 00:37:26,800 00:37:29,293 - For real? - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] - For real? - Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
892 00:37:29,303 00:37:31,095 [INHALES DEEPLY] [INHALES DEEPLY]
893 00:37:31,105 00:37:32,596 Thank you, Quinn. Thank you, Quinn.
894 00:37:32,606 00:37:34,097 You're not gonna regret it. You're not gonna regret it.
895 00:37:34,107 00:37:36,233 - Okay. - [SIGHS] - Okay. - [SIGHS]
896 00:37:36,243 00:37:37,735 [DOOR OPENS] [DOOR OPENS]
897 00:37:37,745 00:37:39,703 [SIGHS] [DOOR CLOSES] [SIGHS] [DOOR CLOSES]
898 00:37:39,713 00:37:42,740 Ah, ow. Ah, ow.
899 00:37:42,750 00:37:45,543 Right there. See? Her? Just cut her out. Right there. See? Her? Just cut her out.
900 00:37:45,553 00:37:47,077 I know, Chet. I know, Chet.
901 00:37:47,087 00:37:49,746 Just give me a second. Just give me a second.
902 00:37:49,756 00:37:53,058 - That's amazing. - Movie magic, dude. - That's amazing. - Movie magic, dude.
903 00:37:58,265 00:38:00,057 Hey, Spence. Chet Wilton. Hey, Spence. Chet Wilton.
904 00:38:00,067 00:38:01,724 Listen, I got some footage Listen, I got some footage
905 00:38:01,734 00:38:04,001 you might be interested in seeing. you might be interested in seeing.
906 00:38:06,172 00:38:08,731 Been thinking about you all night. Been thinking about you all night.
907 00:38:08,741 00:38:11,834 Uh, yeah. You made that pretty damned clear. Uh, yeah. You made that pretty damned clear.
908 00:38:11,844 00:38:13,335 I'm sorry. Was that too much? I'm sorry. Was that too much?
909 00:38:13,345 00:38:14,604 I don't think anyone knows. I don't think anyone knows.
910 00:38:14,614 00:38:16,973 I mean, did anyone say anything? I mean, did anyone say anything?
911 00:38:16,983 00:38:19,442 - Did Rachel? - Okay, you know what? - Did Rachel? - Okay, you know what?
912 00:38:19,452 00:38:21,142 We are done. We are done.
913 00:38:21,153 00:38:26,449 Yeah, you're right. We are never doing this, ever again. Yeah, you're right. We are never doing this, ever again.
914 00:38:26,459 00:38:29,585 August! I mean it. It's over. August! I mean it. It's over.
915 00:38:29,595 00:38:31,068 Look, it never should have happened, Look, it never should have happened,
916 00:38:31,079 00:38:33,422 and as far as I'm concerned, it never did. and as far as I'm concerned, it never did.
917 00:38:33,432 00:38:35,632 ♪♪ ♪♪
918 00:38:37,769 00:38:39,347 Rachel. Rachel.
919 00:38:41,039 00:38:43,331 I want you to know, I want you to know,
920 00:38:43,341 00:38:47,603 coming to me was a very important step. coming to me was a very important step.
921 00:38:47,613 00:38:50,839 I want to help you figure out where this... I want to help you figure out where this...
922 00:38:50,849 00:38:53,704 this darkness comes from. this darkness comes from.
923 00:38:54,519 00:38:57,278 I like you, Quinn. I like you, Quinn.
924 00:38:57,288 00:39:00,094 Why is that so hard to believe? Why is that so hard to believe?
925 00:39:01,192 00:39:03,784 It's not. It's just ridiculous, okay? It's not. It's just ridiculous, okay?
926 00:39:03,794 00:39:05,520 If you want to stick around, If you want to stick around,
927 00:39:05,530 00:39:07,822 you have to get your head back in the game with Serena. you have to get your head back in the game with Serena.
928 00:39:07,832 00:39:09,890 Now, get the hell out. Now, get the hell out.
929 00:39:09,900 00:39:12,226 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
930 00:39:12,236 00:39:15,462 Look. No. It's not Quinn. Look. No. It's not Quinn.
931 00:39:15,472 00:39:18,415 Okay? She's the only real person in my life. Okay? She's the only real person in my life.
932 00:39:19,409 00:39:21,636 Then what? Or who? Then what? Or who?
933 00:39:21,646 00:39:23,570 [SIGHS] [SIGHS]
934 00:39:23,580 00:39:25,480 I can't. I can't.
935 00:39:27,798 00:39:30,010 This isn't going away, Rachel. This isn't going away, Rachel.
936 00:39:30,020 00:39:32,487 ♪♪ ♪♪
937 00:39:35,025 00:39:39,819 ♪ In the spark, we saw a world ♪ ♪ In the spark, we saw a world ♪
938 00:39:39,829 00:39:43,990 ♪ Of who we could become ♪ ♪ Of who we could become ♪
939 00:39:44,000 00:39:46,993 ♪ But then you shut it down ♪ ♪ But then you shut it down ♪
940 00:39:47,003 00:39:49,663 ♪ And you walked away ♪ ♪ And you walked away ♪
941 00:39:49,673 00:39:54,167 ♪ Before it had begun ♪ ♪ Before it had begun ♪
942 00:39:54,177 00:39:58,938 ♪ I will drink my trail of tears ♪ ♪ I will drink my trail of tears ♪
943 00:39:58,948 00:40:02,408 ♪ I will tell my tale of woe ♪ ♪ I will tell my tale of woe ♪
944 00:40:02,418 00:40:03,676 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
945 00:40:03,686 00:40:06,179 - ♪ I will drawl now ♪ - [SIGHS] - ♪ I will drawl now ♪ - [SIGHS]
946 00:40:06,189 00:40:08,714 - ♪ I will walk somehow ♪ - [URINE TRICKLING] - ♪ I will walk somehow ♪ - [URINE TRICKLING]
947 00:40:08,724 00:40:10,683 ♪ Then I'll come in, from the cold ♪ ♪ Then I'll come in, from the cold ♪
948 00:40:10,693 00:40:13,352 Aww. Aww.
949 00:40:13,362 00:40:15,688 ♪ No more waiting ♪ ♪ No more waiting ♪
950 00:40:15,698 00:40:18,090 ♪ No more waiting ♪ ♪ No more waiting ♪
951 00:40:18,100 00:40:22,928 ♪ No more childish games ♪ ♪ No more childish games ♪
952 00:40:22,938 00:40:27,765 ♪ I will stand inside the fire ♪ ♪ I will stand inside the fire ♪
953 00:40:27,775 00:40:32,536 ♪ I will swallow all the flames ♪ ♪ I will swallow all the flames ♪
954 00:40:32,546 00:40:37,374 ♪ I will rage inside the fire ♪ ♪ I will rage inside the fire ♪
955 00:40:37,384 00:40:41,612 ♪ I will end this paradox ♪ ♪ I will end this paradox ♪
956 00:40:41,622 00:40:44,089 ♪ No more waiting ♪ ♪ No more waiting ♪
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