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1 | 00:00:00,320 | 00:00:01,610 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
2 | 00:00:01,620 | 00:00:03,479 | CHET: She's the female Elon Musk. | CHET: She's the female Elon Musk. |
3 | 00:00:03,489 | 00:00:05,333 | Serena is our girl. | Serena is our girl. |
4 | 00:00:05,344 | 00:00:06,836 | RACHEL: What's wrong with her winning? | RACHEL: What's wrong with her winning? |
5 | 00:00:06,847 | 00:00:08,492 | - It's cool. - She can hang with the guys. | - It's cool. - She can hang with the guys. |
6 | 00:00:08,503 | 00:00:10,553 | Yeah, except none of the guys want to hang with her. | Yeah, except none of the guys want to hang with her. |
7 | 00:00:10,563 | 00:00:12,155 | It's like she's wearing dude-repellent. | It's like she's wearing dude-repellent. |
8 | 00:00:12,165 | 00:00:14,958 | - Have fun boys. - The woman you are at work | - Have fun boys. - The woman you are at work |
9 | 00:00:14,968 | 00:00:17,976 | is not the girl that a man wants to date. | is not the girl that a man wants to date. |
10 | 00:00:17,987 | 00:00:19,662 | I know what guys want. | I know what guys want. |
11 | 00:00:19,672 | 00:00:21,364 | And you've got to make him feel important. | And you've got to make him feel important. |
12 | 00:00:21,374 | 00:00:23,999 | - Can you help me? - Yeah, I sure can. | - Can you help me? - Yeah, I sure can. |
13 | 00:00:24,009 | 00:00:27,302 | You're pumping toxic sludge into the minds of young women. | You're pumping toxic sludge into the minds of young women. |
14 | 00:00:27,312 | 00:00:28,801 | You're telling them that they have to | You're telling them that they have to |
15 | 00:00:28,812 | 00:00:30,999 | dummy themselves down to land some dude. | dummy themselves down to land some dude. |
16 | 00:00:31,010 | 00:00:32,675 | Okay, enough, all right? | Okay, enough, all right? |
17 | 00:00:32,685 | 00:00:34,642 | Just get the hell out. | Just get the hell out. |
18 | 00:00:34,652 | 00:00:36,578 | DR. SIMON: Your version of "Essential Honesty" | DR. SIMON: Your version of "Essential Honesty" |
19 | 00:00:36,588 | 00:00:38,213 | just feels kind of blame-y. | just feels kind of blame-y. |
20 | 00:00:38,223 | 00:00:39,882 | Like you're using it as a shield. | Like you're using it as a shield. |
21 | 00:00:39,892 | 00:00:42,851 | I am out of vodka, and it is supposed to be stocked. | I am out of vodka, and it is supposed to be stocked. |
22 | 00:00:42,861 | 00:00:45,387 | - I set up our meeting for that pitch. - Great. | - I set up our meeting for that pitch. - Great. |
23 | 00:00:45,397 | 00:00:48,190 | This woman is looking for a poodle. Not a man. | This woman is looking for a poodle. Not a man. |
24 | 00:00:48,200 | 00:00:50,324 | Then be a man. Start the revolution! | Then be a man. Start the revolution! |
25 | 00:00:50,334 | 00:00:52,059 | - [SPITS] - Hey, hey! | - [SPITS] - Hey, hey! |
26 | 00:00:52,069 | 00:00:53,094 | Call security, right now. | Call security, right now. |
27 | 00:00:53,104 | 00:00:54,529 | Come on, it's good TV. | Come on, it's good TV. |
28 | 00:00:54,539 | 00:00:57,058 | Look at that! That's what I was waiting for. | Look at that! That's what I was waiting for. |
29 | 00:00:57,069 | 00:00:58,165 | And cut! | And cut! |
30 | 00:00:58,175 | 00:00:59,683 | Move over. It's big enough for two. | Move over. It's big enough for two. |
31 | 00:00:59,694 | 00:01:01,436 | There we go. | There we go. |
32 | 00:01:01,446 | 00:01:03,037 | - August. - Am I in trouble? | - August. - Am I in trouble? |
33 | 00:01:03,047 | 00:01:04,374 | Yes. | Yes. |
34 | 00:01:04,783 | 00:01:09,483 | - [MOANING] - ♪ I feel the fever coming over me ♪ | - [MOANING] - ♪ I feel the fever coming over me ♪ |
35 | 00:01:10,354 | 00:01:13,381 | We are never doing this again. | We are never doing this again. |
36 | 00:01:13,391 | 00:01:14,949 | Now, that's what you said last time. | Now, that's what you said last time. |
37 | 00:01:14,959 | 00:01:16,699 | Well, this time I mean it. | Well, this time I mean it. |
38 | 00:01:16,710 | 00:01:18,252 | Oh, you said that too. | Oh, you said that too. |
39 | 00:01:18,262 | 00:01:20,121 | Oh. | Oh. |
40 | 00:01:20,131 | 00:01:22,689 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
41 | 00:01:22,699 | 00:01:25,343 | Ah! [CHUCKLES] | Ah! [CHUCKLES] |
42 | 00:01:25,936 | 00:01:27,561 | Where'd you learn that? | Where'd you learn that? |
43 | 00:01:27,571 | 00:01:28,862 | - Africa. - [LAUGHS] | - Africa. - [LAUGHS] |
44 | 00:01:28,872 | 00:01:30,564 | Now let's go to Big Sur. | Now let's go to Big Sur. |
45 | 00:01:30,574 | 00:01:33,534 | Sunset hikes. Hot springs at Esalen. | Sunset hikes. Hot springs at Esalen. |
46 | 00:01:33,544 | 00:01:36,537 | No, no, no, no. That's never gonna happen. | No, no, no, no. That's never gonna happen. |
47 | 00:01:36,547 | 00:01:38,472 | You and me naked in the redwoods. | You and me naked in the redwoods. |
48 | 00:01:38,482 | 00:01:40,140 | That... oh! | That... oh! |
49 | 00:01:40,150 | 00:01:42,896 | - That sounds fantastic. - No. | - That sounds fantastic. - No. |
50 | 00:01:43,216 | 00:01:45,111 | That sounds like, uh... | That sounds like, uh... |
51 | 00:01:45,121 | 00:01:47,981 | - That sounds like career suicide. - Come on. | - That sounds like career suicide. - Come on. |
52 | 00:01:47,991 | 00:01:51,122 | You must pick a contestant every season to have a fling with. | You must pick a contestant every season to have a fling with. |
53 | 00:01:51,133 | 00:01:53,786 | No, actually, I don't. | No, actually, I don't. |
54 | 00:01:53,796 | 00:01:55,955 | [CHUCKLES] I'm your first? | [CHUCKLES] I'm your first? |
55 | 00:01:56,435 | 00:01:57,841 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
56 | 00:01:57,852 | 00:01:59,911 | Don't you feel special? | Don't you feel special? |
57 | 00:01:59,922 | 00:02:01,255 | Now finish. | Now finish. |
58 | 00:02:01,702 | 00:02:03,380 | Okay. | Okay. |
59 | 00:02:03,739 | 00:02:06,073 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
60 | 00:02:06,779 | 00:02:09,982 | - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - | - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - |
61 | 00:02:15,184 | 00:02:17,217 | - Oh, hey. - Hey. | - Oh, hey. - Hey. |
62 | 00:02:20,089 | 00:02:22,651 | Where are you going? Aren't you supposed to be in wardrobe? | Where are you going? Aren't you supposed to be in wardrobe? |
63 | 00:02:22,662 | 00:02:25,117 | Uh, oh. I was just gonna take a quick dip, | Uh, oh. I was just gonna take a quick dip, |
64 | 00:02:25,127 | 00:02:26,952 | You know... clear out the cobwebs. | You know... clear out the cobwebs. |
65 | 00:02:26,962 | 00:02:29,538 | Yeah. No. I don't really think you have time for that. | Yeah. No. I don't really think you have time for that. |
66 | 00:02:29,549 | 00:02:32,190 | What, are you, uh, not sleeping well in the hammock? | What, are you, uh, not sleeping well in the hammock? |
67 | 00:02:32,200 | 00:02:34,374 | What? No. Yeah, I'm... I'm sleeping great. | What? No. Yeah, I'm... I'm sleeping great. |
68 | 00:02:34,385 | 00:02:36,062 | - Yeah. Couldn't be better. - Awesome. | - Yeah. Couldn't be better. - Awesome. |
69 | 00:02:36,073 | 00:02:38,878 | Yeah, well, if you ever need anything, you'll let me know, right? | Yeah, well, if you ever need anything, you'll let me know, right? |
70 | 00:02:39,839 | 00:02:41,866 | Yeah. Yeah. Of course I would. | Yeah. Yeah. Of course I would. |
71 | 00:02:41,877 | 00:02:44,878 | But, I don't. I'll, uh... I'll see ya, Rachel. | But, I don't. I'll, uh... I'll see ya, Rachel. |
72 | 00:02:49,956 | 00:02:51,476 | Rachel. | Rachel. |
73 | 00:02:51,486 | 00:02:54,112 | - Hey! Hang on a minute. - I'm gonna go talk to Serena. | - Hey! Hang on a minute. - I'm gonna go talk to Serena. |
74 | 00:02:54,122 | 00:02:55,613 | - Hang on a minute. - Quinn! | - Hang on a minute. - Quinn! |
75 | 00:02:55,623 | 00:02:57,740 | They asked if you wanted generic or name brand, | They asked if you wanted generic or name brand, |
76 | 00:02:57,751 | 00:03:01,352 | - and I just got generic. I could... - Put it in my office, moron! | - and I just got generic. I could... - Put it in my office, moron! |
77 | 00:03:01,362 | 00:03:03,654 | Cranberry juice and meds? Uh-oh. | Cranberry juice and meds? Uh-oh. |
78 | 00:03:03,664 | 00:03:07,457 | Is someone experiencing a hideous burning sensation while peeing? | Is someone experiencing a hideous burning sensation while peeing? |
79 | 00:03:07,467 | 00:03:09,827 | Come on. It's clearly a UTI comfort kit. | Come on. It's clearly a UTI comfort kit. |
80 | 00:03:09,837 | 00:03:12,329 | - Who's the lucky guy, Quinn? - Yeah, there's no guy. | - Who's the lucky guy, Quinn? - Yeah, there's no guy. |
81 | 00:03:12,339 | 00:03:15,399 | It is pure, unadulterated, pharmaceutical-grade stress. | It is pure, unadulterated, pharmaceutical-grade stress. |
82 | 00:03:15,409 | 00:03:17,134 | - Going in? - Oh. | - Going in? - Oh. |
83 | 00:03:17,144 | 00:03:18,368 | Great. | Great. |
84 | 00:03:18,378 | 00:03:19,722 | I'm sorry. What is he doing here? | I'm sorry. What is he doing here? |
85 | 00:03:19,733 | 00:03:21,821 | Look, you should just go ahead and produce your guys. | Look, you should just go ahead and produce your guys. |
86 | 00:03:21,832 | 00:03:24,508 | I am, right after I go talk to Serena. | I am, right after I go talk to Serena. |
87 | 00:03:24,518 | 00:03:27,344 | Uh, Madison is producing Serena now. | Uh, Madison is producing Serena now. |
88 | 00:03:27,354 | 00:03:30,414 | - Quinn, let's go. - You gave the suitress to Madison? | - Quinn, let's go. - You gave the suitress to Madison? |
89 | 00:03:30,424 | 00:03:32,082 | You made it very clear | You made it very clear |
90 | 00:03:32,092 | 00:03:34,684 | that you wanted no part of the "toxic sludge" | that you wanted no part of the "toxic sludge" |
91 | 00:03:34,694 | 00:03:36,477 | that we're pumping into the world. | that we're pumping into the world. |
92 | 00:03:36,488 | 00:03:39,022 | And I didn't want to get in the way of your "Essential Honesty" | And I didn't want to get in the way of your "Essential Honesty" |
93 | 00:03:39,032 | 00:03:40,590 | so I took you out of the mix. | so I took you out of the mix. |
94 | 00:03:40,600 | 00:03:41,852 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
95 | 00:03:41,863 | 00:03:43,860 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
96 | 00:03:44,375 | 00:03:47,564 | Oh my God. America's sweetheart? | Oh my God. America's sweetheart? |
97 | 00:03:47,574 | 00:03:48,867 | You stick with me kiddo, | You stick with me kiddo, |
98 | 00:03:48,878 | 00:03:52,201 | and we're gonna have America falling all over itself. | and we're gonna have America falling all over itself. |
99 | 00:03:52,211 | 00:03:54,033 | The network is really happy. | The network is really happy. |
100 | 00:03:54,044 | 00:03:56,238 | They're looking forward to this week's fantasy theme. | They're looking forward to this week's fantasy theme. |
101 | 00:03:56,248 | 00:03:58,774 | Great. That's... That's great. | Great. That's... That's great. |
102 | 00:03:58,784 | 00:04:01,210 | For you. It's just, um... | For you. It's just, um... |
103 | 00:04:01,220 | 00:04:03,079 | it's not really me. | it's not really me. |
104 | 00:04:03,089 | 00:04:04,280 | Yes, it is. | Yes, it is. |
105 | 00:04:04,290 | 00:04:05,614 | See? That's you at the party. | See? That's you at the party. |
106 | 00:04:05,624 | 00:04:08,116 | No, no. I know that it's me. | No, no. I know that it's me. |
107 | 00:04:08,126 | 00:04:10,786 | It's just all the... the nodding and the smiling. | It's just all the... the nodding and the smiling. |
108 | 00:04:10,796 | 00:04:13,358 | - It's not who I am. - What are you talking about? | - It's not who I am. - What are you talking about? |
109 | 00:04:13,369 | 00:04:15,004 | Look at yourself. You're having a blast. | Look at yourself. You're having a blast. |
110 | 00:04:15,015 | 00:04:16,959 | - But I'm not! - You're a natural! | - But I'm not! - You're a natural! |
111 | 00:04:16,969 | 00:04:19,360 | You just have to be a little more... girlie. | You just have to be a little more... girlie. |
112 | 00:04:19,370 | 00:04:21,196 | Remember our plan. | Remember our plan. |
113 | 00:04:21,206 | 00:04:23,298 | You know, it's... it's very hard | You know, it's... it's very hard |
114 | 00:04:23,308 | 00:04:25,266 | to adjust to being on the show. | to adjust to being on the show. |
115 | 00:04:25,276 | 00:04:27,535 | But don't worry. We'll make it easy for you. | But don't worry. We'll make it easy for you. |
116 | 00:04:27,545 | 00:04:29,804 | Trust me, we've got you covered. | Trust me, we've got you covered. |
117 | 00:04:29,814 | 00:04:34,484 | [MOZART'S "EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK" PLAYS] | [MOZART'S "EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK" PLAYS] |
118 | 00:04:38,490 | 00:04:41,148 | Today, eleven valiant knights | Today, eleven valiant knights |
119 | 00:04:41,158 | 00:04:43,985 | will vie for the hand of our lovely princess. | will vie for the hand of our lovely princess. |
120 | 00:04:43,995 | 00:04:45,753 | But who will be the purest of heart | But who will be the purest of heart |
121 | 00:04:45,763 | 00:04:47,655 | and win that all important one-on-one? | and win that all important one-on-one? |
122 | 00:04:47,665 | 00:04:50,057 | Ah, Graham. You look like an idiot. | Ah, Graham. You look like an idiot. |
123 | 00:04:50,067 | 00:04:53,661 | Okay, cameras. Grab me some close-ups on these guys. | Okay, cameras. Grab me some close-ups on these guys. |
124 | 00:04:53,671 | 00:04:56,296 | - Oh my God. - It's like "Game of Thrones" | - Oh my God. - It's like "Game of Thrones" |
125 | 00:04:56,306 | 00:04:58,898 | puked up Snow White. Ugh. | puked up Snow White. Ugh. |
126 | 00:04:58,908 | 00:05:00,767 | Oh, that's great. Push in. | Oh, that's great. Push in. |
127 | 00:05:00,777 | 00:05:02,569 | - Push in! - RACHEL: All right, Quinn, | - Push in! - RACHEL: All right, Quinn, |
128 | 00:05:02,579 | 00:05:04,904 | look, I am really trying, but this whole thing is just... | look, I am really trying, but this whole thing is just... |
129 | 00:05:04,914 | 00:05:06,740 | Well, Madison's got Serena's back. | Well, Madison's got Serena's back. |
130 | 00:05:06,750 | 00:05:07,941 | So just produce your guys. | So just produce your guys. |
131 | 00:05:07,951 | 00:05:11,446 | Quinn. This princess-in-a-castle crap is dumb even for us. | Quinn. This princess-in-a-castle crap is dumb even for us. |
132 | 00:05:11,457 | 00:05:13,920 | Well, we're just trying to fem your girl up, Rach. | Well, we're just trying to fem your girl up, Rach. |
133 | 00:05:13,931 | 00:05:16,615 | This is end-of-days/ jump the shark time. | This is end-of-days/ jump the shark time. |
134 | 00:05:16,626 | 00:05:17,784 | Doc, back me up. | Doc, back me up. |
135 | 00:05:17,794 | 00:05:19,599 | It's an archetype that's a little out of date. | It's an archetype that's a little out of date. |
136 | 00:05:19,610 | 00:05:22,288 | That is working, okay?! | That is working, okay?! |
137 | 00:05:22,298 | 00:05:26,492 | Come on. Tampon companies are lining up to buy ads! | Come on. Tampon companies are lining up to buy ads! |
138 | 00:05:26,502 | 00:05:28,962 | And Gary is texting me about how happy he is. | And Gary is texting me about how happy he is. |
139 | 00:05:28,972 | 00:05:30,329 | - You know what that means? - Yes. | - You know what that means? - Yes. |
140 | 00:05:30,339 | 00:05:32,131 | That another over-privileged white guy | That another over-privileged white guy |
141 | 00:05:32,141 | 00:05:33,999 | is happy with the status quo. | is happy with the status quo. |
142 | 00:05:34,009 | 00:05:36,935 | It means that he has had to put the knife down | It means that he has had to put the knife down |
143 | 00:05:36,945 | 00:05:39,509 | that he has been holding to my throat for the past three weeks. | that he has been holding to my throat for the past three weeks. |
144 | 00:05:39,520 | 00:05:42,775 | So, I am sorry if you two are not happy. | So, I am sorry if you two are not happy. |
145 | 00:05:42,785 | 00:05:44,777 | But I am. So deal with it. | But I am. So deal with it. |
146 | 00:05:44,787 | 00:05:47,146 | Madison, we need our beautiful princess | Madison, we need our beautiful princess |
147 | 00:05:47,156 | 00:05:50,482 | smiling and waiting to be rescued. | smiling and waiting to be rescued. |
148 | 00:05:50,492 | 00:05:52,951 | - [RADIO CHATTER] - Hi. | - [RADIO CHATTER] - Hi. |
149 | 00:05:52,961 | 00:05:54,609 | I'm Charlie. | I'm Charlie. |
150 | 00:05:55,984 | 00:05:57,124 | Filling in for Freddy? | Filling in for Freddy? |
151 | 00:05:58,701 | 00:06:01,132 | I'm really excited to work with the Zeiss zooms. | I'm really excited to work with the Zeiss zooms. |
152 | 00:06:01,593 | 00:06:04,374 | It's my first chance getting my hands on those new lenses. | It's my first chance getting my hands on those new lenses. |
153 | 00:06:04,806 | 00:06:07,365 | Adds five pounds to the front of the camera. | Adds five pounds to the front of the camera. |
154 | 00:06:07,375 | 00:06:09,085 | It's a real joy. | It's a real joy. |
155 | 00:06:12,437 | 00:06:13,871 | I can't breathe. | I can't breathe. |
156 | 00:06:13,881 | 00:06:15,648 | Well, you look amazing. | Well, you look amazing. |
157 | 00:06:17,929 | 00:06:19,686 | [MEN GRUNTING] | [MEN GRUNTING] |
158 | 00:06:20,755 | 00:06:24,215 | Boom! Ballet boy goes down. | Boom! Ballet boy goes down. |
159 | 00:06:24,225 | 00:06:26,650 | Oh! The mouth-breathers are gonna eat that up. | Oh! The mouth-breathers are gonna eat that up. |
160 | 00:06:26,660 | 00:06:29,153 | - Hey, you wanted to see me? - Yes. | - Hey, you wanted to see me? - Yes. |
161 | 00:06:29,163 | 00:06:30,922 | Pitch me. I want to hear what you got. | Pitch me. I want to hear what you got. |
162 | 00:06:30,932 | 00:06:32,824 | - What, like, right now? - Yes, Jay. | - What, like, right now? - Yes, Jay. |
163 | 00:06:32,834 | 00:06:35,659 | We already have a meeting on the books. Per your request. | We already have a meeting on the books. Per your request. |
164 | 00:06:35,669 | 00:06:37,094 | So, am I gonna have to cancel that? | So, am I gonna have to cancel that? |
165 | 00:06:37,104 | 00:06:39,896 | No. Obviously not. I just... | No. Obviously not. I just... |
166 | 00:06:39,906 | 00:06:43,667 | Um, you need to see this video... | Um, you need to see this video... |
167 | 00:06:43,677 | 00:06:45,369 | No. Eyes are busy. Use your words. | No. Eyes are busy. Use your words. |
168 | 00:06:45,379 | 00:06:47,238 | [CHUCKLES] Okay. | [CHUCKLES] Okay. |
169 | 00:06:47,248 | 00:06:48,772 | Uh, so, | Uh, so, |
170 | 00:06:48,782 | 00:06:51,208 | there's this gay underground dance scene | there's this gay underground dance scene |
171 | 00:06:51,218 | 00:06:53,675 | in New Orleans called "Sissy Bounce." | in New Orleans called "Sissy Bounce." |
172 | 00:06:53,686 | 00:06:56,246 | Don't flip out. Sissy is the gayest word now. | Don't flip out. Sissy is the gayest word now. |
173 | 00:06:56,256 | 00:06:58,849 | - We've reclaimed it. - Oh thank God. | - We've reclaimed it. - Oh thank God. |
174 | 00:06:58,859 | 00:07:00,016 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
175 | 00:07:00,026 | 00:07:02,352 | Hello. I'm Chet Wilton. | Hello. I'm Chet Wilton. |
176 | 00:07:02,897 | 00:07:05,421 | Take a journey with me, won't you? | Take a journey with me, won't you? |
177 | 00:07:05,431 | 00:07:07,624 | Into "The Heart of American Television." | Into "The Heart of American Television." |
178 | 00:07:07,634 | 00:07:10,560 | Where it is. Where it's been. | Where it is. Where it's been. |
179 | 00:07:10,570 | 00:07:12,163 | Where it's going. | Where it's going. |
180 | 00:07:12,705 | 00:07:13,929 | - What're you doing? - Join... | - What're you doing? - Join... |
181 | 00:07:13,939 | 00:07:15,265 | Jesus. | Jesus. |
182 | 00:07:15,275 | 00:07:18,033 | Uh, I'm doing behind the scenes stuff. like "additional content." | Uh, I'm doing behind the scenes stuff. like "additional content." |
183 | 00:07:18,043 | 00:07:19,487 | - New media. - Yeah, yeah, I got it. | - New media. - Yeah, yeah, I got it. |
184 | 00:07:19,498 | 00:07:21,240 | - I just thought you wanted an Emmy. - My... | - I just thought you wanted an Emmy. - My... |
185 | 00:07:21,251 | 00:07:23,606 | I do. This is how you do it. You engage the audience. | I do. This is how you do it. You engage the audience. |
186 | 00:07:23,616 | 00:07:25,375 | You can engage them all you want, Chet, | You can engage them all you want, Chet, |
187 | 00:07:25,385 | 00:07:27,777 | but, um, this is what they're actually gonna see. | but, um, this is what they're actually gonna see. |
188 | 00:07:27,787 | 00:07:29,660 | I mean, it's totally cheesy. | I mean, it's totally cheesy. |
189 | 00:07:30,902 | 00:07:32,982 | Okay, so, um, it's about making a space | Okay, so, um, it's about making a space |
190 | 00:07:32,992 | 00:07:35,317 | for different kinds of maleness within trap music, | for different kinds of maleness within trap music, |
191 | 00:07:35,327 | 00:07:37,258 | which is a sub-genre of hip-hop, which, as you know... | which is a sub-genre of hip-hop, which, as you know... |
192 | 00:07:37,269 | 00:07:39,183 | Whoa, whoa, whoa. | Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
193 | 00:07:40,957 | 00:07:44,011 | Are you kidding me? Trapped in a gay, hip-hop, sub-genre? | Are you kidding me? Trapped in a gay, hip-hop, sub-genre? |
194 | 00:07:44,022 | 00:07:46,610 | - No. Quinn, that's not... - Who are we supposed to sell that to? | - No. Quinn, that's not... - Who are we supposed to sell that to? |
195 | 00:07:46,621 | 00:07:48,902 | A lot of places, Quinn. I think it's an amazing way | A lot of places, Quinn. I think it's an amazing way |
196 | 00:07:48,913 | 00:07:50,999 | to talk about male identity and homophobia... | to talk about male identity and homophobia... |
197 | 00:07:51,009 | 00:07:53,568 | Have you ever heard of network television? | Have you ever heard of network television? |
198 | 00:07:53,578 | 00:07:58,307 | I mean, I need a four quadrant juggernaut. | I mean, I need a four quadrant juggernaut. |
199 | 00:07:58,317 | 00:08:01,976 | Not like an eighth of a quadrant niche show | Not like an eighth of a quadrant niche show |
200 | 00:08:01,986 | 00:08:04,145 | that maybe gets a summer run on basic cable. | that maybe gets a summer run on basic cable. |
201 | 00:08:04,155 | 00:08:07,182 | Well, I think if you just, like, actually saw this video... | Well, I think if you just, like, actually saw this video... |
202 | 00:08:07,192 | 00:08:08,349 | No. Do better. | No. Do better. |
203 | 00:08:08,769 | 00:08:10,519 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
204 | 00:08:11,628 | 00:08:12,787 | Oh, great. | Oh, great. |
205 | 00:08:12,797 | 00:08:14,755 | - Ow. - Are you okay? | - Ow. - Are you okay? |
206 | 00:08:14,765 | 00:08:19,159 | I am great. All right? Just get me a show that I can sell! | I am great. All right? Just get me a show that I can sell! |
207 | 00:08:19,169 | 00:08:20,861 | I mean, don't you want to make something | I mean, don't you want to make something |
208 | 00:08:20,871 | 00:08:22,963 | that people are gonna talk about, | that people are gonna talk about, |
209 | 00:08:22,973 | 00:08:24,965 | not just laugh at? I mean, something... | not just laugh at? I mean, something... |
210 | 00:08:24,975 | 00:08:26,834 | something buzzy? | something buzzy? |
211 | 00:08:27,537 | 00:08:30,287 | - Zeitgeisty? - Exactly! | - Zeitgeisty? - Exactly! |
212 | 00:08:31,270 | 00:08:34,440 | Ask these really hard questions about men and women. | Ask these really hard questions about men and women. |
213 | 00:08:34,451 | 00:08:37,878 | Like why this princess crap actually works! | Like why this princess crap actually works! |
214 | 00:08:37,888 | 00:08:40,214 | You know, you get these guys to say | You know, you get these guys to say |
215 | 00:08:40,224 | 00:08:42,549 | what they would never say in public. | what they would never say in public. |
216 | 00:08:42,559 | 00:08:44,017 | Get them to tell the truth! | Get them to tell the truth! |
217 | 00:08:44,027 | 00:08:45,841 | Does Quinn know about this? | Does Quinn know about this? |
218 | 00:08:45,852 | 00:08:48,242 | Okay, well, look, Quinn is operating from a place of fear... | Okay, well, look, Quinn is operating from a place of fear... |
219 | 00:08:48,253 | 00:08:51,464 | Which is not gonna help her get the empire she wants. | Which is not gonna help her get the empire she wants. |
220 | 00:08:51,475 | 00:08:54,160 | It's never gonna get you the Emmy you want. | It's never gonna get you the Emmy you want. |
221 | 00:08:54,170 | 00:08:57,163 | I'm just saying that we are sitting on a story. | I'm just saying that we are sitting on a story. |
222 | 00:08:57,173 | 00:08:58,631 | That needs to be told. | That needs to be told. |
223 | 00:08:58,641 | 00:09:00,834 | And you are just the man to tell it. | And you are just the man to tell it. |
224 | 00:09:00,844 | 00:09:04,571 | Okay. This is crazy, because that's what Crystal said. | Okay. This is crazy, because that's what Crystal said. |
225 | 00:09:04,581 | 00:09:08,174 | Thank you, Rachel. Finally, I am seen. | Thank you, Rachel. Finally, I am seen. |
226 | 00:09:08,184 | 00:09:10,050 | - Let's do this. - Mm. | - Let's do this. - Mm. |
227 | 00:09:12,639 | 00:09:17,168 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
228 | 00:09:17,733 | 00:09:19,658 | This is all I'm supposed to do? | This is all I'm supposed to do? |
229 | 00:09:19,668 | 00:09:21,714 | Just stand here and smile? | Just stand here and smile? |
230 | 00:09:21,725 | 00:09:23,829 | Well, you could, like, try calling out to them. | Well, you could, like, try calling out to them. |
231 | 00:09:23,839 | 00:09:26,230 | You know... like, "Help me! Save me!" | You know... like, "Help me! Save me!" |
232 | 00:09:26,241 | 00:09:28,065 | We're coming for you, Princess! | We're coming for you, Princess! |
233 | 00:09:28,075 | 00:09:30,001 | See? They love it! | See? They love it! |
234 | 00:09:30,011 | 00:09:32,222 | This is just... beyond. | This is just... beyond. |
235 | 00:09:32,241 | 00:09:35,472 | Fine. Will you at least throw some of these? | Fine. Will you at least throw some of these? |
236 | 00:09:36,183 | 00:09:39,644 | I thought I was a captive! Why am I throwing out roses? | I thought I was a captive! Why am I throwing out roses? |
237 | 00:09:39,654 | 00:09:42,488 | Who cares? Just toss them and smile. | Who cares? Just toss them and smile. |
238 | 00:09:44,992 | 00:09:46,216 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
239 | 00:09:46,227 | 00:09:47,257 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
240 | 00:09:49,179 | 00:09:51,991 | So, how do you feel about today's date? | So, how do you feel about today's date? |
241 | 00:09:52,002 | 00:09:54,227 | "Rescuing the princess?" | "Rescuing the princess?" |
242 | 00:09:54,238 | 00:09:55,830 | I don't know... It's goofy, | I don't know... It's goofy, |
243 | 00:09:55,841 | 00:09:57,433 | the whole, uh, | the whole, uh, |
244 | 00:09:57,444 | 00:09:58,968 | "protect your woman" thing. | "protect your woman" thing. |
245 | 00:09:58,979 | 00:10:02,239 | But girls like it and we like it, | But girls like it and we like it, |
246 | 00:10:02,250 | 00:10:03,335 | so... | so... |
247 | 00:10:03,742 | 00:10:05,967 | Uh, why do you think that is, Owen? | Uh, why do you think that is, Owen? |
248 | 00:10:05,977 | 00:10:08,502 | I guess things were just simpler back then. | I guess things were just simpler back then. |
249 | 00:10:08,512 | 00:10:10,105 | Mm-hmm. Okay. | Mm-hmm. Okay. |
250 | 00:10:10,115 | 00:10:14,008 | Do you consider yourself a feminist? | Do you consider yourself a feminist? |
251 | 00:10:14,018 | 00:10:15,684 | What? No. | What? No. |
252 | 00:10:17,944 | 00:10:20,948 | Uh, I mean... I'm... I'm not much for labels. | Uh, I mean... I'm... I'm not much for labels. |
253 | 00:10:20,958 | 00:10:24,054 | So, you don't consider yourself a feminist? | So, you don't consider yourself a feminist? |
254 | 00:10:25,663 | 00:10:27,851 | RACHEL: This is good. Here we go. | RACHEL: This is good. Here we go. |
255 | 00:10:27,862 | 00:10:30,968 | Just let him settle into the discomfort. Don't say anything. | Just let him settle into the discomfort. Don't say anything. |
256 | 00:10:33,356 | 00:10:36,596 | In my experience it can be an excuse | In my experience it can be an excuse |
257 | 00:10:36,606 | 00:10:38,587 | for some really selfish behavior. | for some really selfish behavior. |
258 | 00:10:38,598 | 00:10:41,701 | Ooh. Good. We might be onto something. | Ooh. Good. We might be onto something. |
259 | 00:10:41,711 | 00:10:44,938 | What do you mean by "selfish behavior"? | What do you mean by "selfish behavior"? |
260 | 00:10:44,948 | 00:10:48,642 | Look... my ex-wife started calling herself a feminist, and... | Look... my ex-wife started calling herself a feminist, and... |
261 | 00:10:48,652 | 00:10:50,209 | And then what? | And then what? |
262 | 00:10:50,219 | 00:10:53,280 | You know, I'd just as soon not talk about this, | You know, I'd just as soon not talk about this, |
263 | 00:10:53,290 | 00:10:55,282 | - if you don't mind. - No, we do mind! | - if you don't mind. - No, we do mind! |
264 | 00:10:55,292 | 00:10:57,458 | Y-You, uh... Ask him again! | Y-You, uh... Ask him again! |
265 | 00:10:59,862 | 00:11:01,988 | Uh, I-I... | Uh, I-I... |
266 | 00:11:01,998 | 00:11:05,357 | Hey, look, I'm sorry. This is just really important, Owen, okay? | Hey, look, I'm sorry. This is just really important, Owen, okay? |
267 | 00:11:05,367 | 00:11:08,661 | It obviously affects the way you feel about women. What did she do? | It obviously affects the way you feel about women. What did she do? |
268 | 00:11:08,671 | 00:11:10,562 | She just... made some choices. Okay? | She just... made some choices. Okay? |
269 | 00:11:10,572 | 00:11:13,065 | - Did she cheat on you? - Among other things... yes. | - Did she cheat on you? - Among other things... yes. |
270 | 00:11:13,075 | 00:11:15,001 | - Rachel... - That's awful | - Rachel... - That's awful |
271 | 00:11:15,011 | 00:11:17,069 | and I'm really sorry it happened, | and I'm really sorry it happened, |
272 | 00:11:17,079 | 00:11:20,372 | - but that shouldn't affect the way... - Me? You're right. | - but that shouldn't affect the way... - Me? You're right. |
273 | 00:11:20,382 | 00:11:22,541 | But when I got home from my last tour in Iraq, | But when I got home from my last tour in Iraq, |
274 | 00:11:22,551 | 00:11:25,143 | my wife handed me our baby girl | my wife handed me our baby girl |
275 | 00:11:25,153 | 00:11:26,878 | and told me she was done being a mom. | and told me she was done being a mom. |
276 | 00:11:26,888 | 00:11:30,482 | So now I have to look into my daughter's eyes every day | So now I have to look into my daughter's eyes every day |
277 | 00:11:30,492 | 00:11:33,585 | and explain why Mommy had to "find herself" | and explain why Mommy had to "find herself" |
278 | 00:11:33,595 | 00:11:35,421 | with Daddy's best friend. | with Daddy's best friend. |
279 | 00:11:35,431 | 00:11:37,189 | So, I'm sorry, but in my house, | So, I'm sorry, but in my house, |
280 | 00:11:37,199 | 00:11:39,757 | feminist is just a fancy word for... | feminist is just a fancy word for... |
281 | 00:11:39,767 | 00:11:41,492 | For what? It's okay. You can say it. | For what? It's okay. You can say it. |
282 | 00:11:41,949 | 00:11:44,074 | For selfish bitch. | For selfish bitch. |
283 | 00:11:44,085 | 00:11:46,364 | - We've got to cut. I'm out of juice. - No. We're fine. | - We've got to cut. I'm out of juice. - No. We're fine. |
284 | 00:11:46,374 | 00:11:48,166 | - We've got... - We need a fresh brick. | - We've got... - We need a fresh brick. |
285 | 00:11:48,176 | 00:11:51,336 | - We... We, uh... - What the hell are you doing?! | - We... We, uh... - What the hell are you doing?! |
286 | 00:11:51,346 | 00:11:53,942 | Your only job is to roll until I yell cut. | Your only job is to roll until I yell cut. |
287 | 00:11:53,953 | 00:11:56,467 | What did you want him to say, Rach? What, that men hate women? | What did you want him to say, Rach? What, that men hate women? |
288 | 00:11:56,478 | 00:11:57,735 | That we think you're all manipulating bitches? | That we think you're all manipulating bitches? |
289 | 00:11:57,746 | 00:12:00,449 | - Put cameras on me I'll say it! - That's enough. | - Put cameras on me I'll say it! - That's enough. |
290 | 00:12:01,707 | 00:12:03,514 | You cannot let her get to you like that. | You cannot let her get to you like that. |
291 | 00:12:03,524 | 00:12:05,907 | Well, I can't just stand by and watch her work that guy. | Well, I can't just stand by and watch her work that guy. |
292 | 00:12:05,918 | 00:12:08,753 | You got to get the taste of crazy out of your mouth. | You got to get the taste of crazy out of your mouth. |
293 | 00:12:08,763 | 00:12:10,722 | [BOTH SIGH] | [BOTH SIGH] |
294 | 00:12:10,732 | 00:12:13,457 | You've got to find another woman. | You've got to find another woman. |
295 | 00:12:13,467 | 00:12:15,059 | Worked for me. | Worked for me. |
296 | 00:12:15,069 | 00:12:18,520 | Somebody light. | Somebody light. |
297 | 00:12:19,406 | 00:12:20,606 | Fun. | Fun. |
298 | 00:12:21,141 | 00:12:22,407 | Different. | Different. |
299 | 00:12:23,244 | 00:12:25,069 | [TRAP MUSIC PLAYS] | [TRAP MUSIC PLAYS] |
300 | 00:12:25,079 | 00:12:28,847 | Yeah, I, uh... I had this idea for a show. | Yeah, I, uh... I had this idea for a show. |
301 | 00:12:30,950 | 00:12:33,477 | - I love it! - You do? | - I love it! - You do? |
302 | 00:12:33,487 | 00:12:35,379 | You know how strong you have to be to do that? | You know how strong you have to be to do that? |
303 | 00:12:35,389 | 00:12:37,481 | You have to have muscles inside... | You have to have muscles inside... |
304 | 00:12:37,491 | 00:12:40,384 | I know. A-And... And what's so interesting about it... | I know. A-And... And what's so interesting about it... |
305 | 00:12:40,394 | 00:12:41,651 | Those asses are incredible! | Those asses are incredible! |
306 | 00:12:41,661 | 00:12:43,553 | Uh, yeah. | Uh, yeah. |
307 | 00:12:43,563 | 00:12:45,889 | - I mean, there's definitely that, bu... - Who's this guy? | - I mean, there's definitely that, bu... - Who's this guy? |
308 | 00:12:45,899 | 00:12:48,291 | Uh, his name is Xavier Chopin. | Uh, his name is Xavier Chopin. |
309 | 00:12:48,301 | 00:12:51,627 | - He's from New Orleans and he's... - He's a talent. | - He's from New Orleans and he's... - He's a talent. |
310 | 00:12:52,379 | 00:12:55,051 | - Right? - Absolutely. | - Right? - Absolutely. |
311 | 00:12:55,741 | 00:12:57,267 | - You know him? - Yes, I know him. | - You know him? - Yes, I know him. |
312 | 00:12:57,277 | 00:12:59,668 | - He's... a friend. - What kind of friend? | - He's... a friend. - What kind of friend? |
313 | 00:12:59,678 | 00:13:02,671 | He's obviously a very talented one. | He's obviously a very talented one. |
314 | 00:13:02,681 | 00:13:04,640 | This is all over the world, you know. | This is all over the world, you know. |
315 | 00:13:04,650 | 00:13:06,409 | - Seriously? - Absolutely. | - Seriously? - Absolutely. |
316 | 00:13:06,419 | 00:13:08,660 | Of course. Not this same, but... | Of course. Not this same, but... |
317 | 00:13:09,598 | 00:13:11,781 | The need to speak with the body. | The need to speak with the body. |
318 | 00:13:11,791 | 00:13:13,749 | In any city, there's a club | In any city, there's a club |
319 | 00:13:13,760 | 00:13:15,883 | where this kind of thing is happening. | where this kind of thing is happening. |
320 | 00:13:15,894 | 00:13:17,286 | And is beautiful. | And is beautiful. |
321 | 00:13:18,230 | 00:13:19,521 | Huh. | Huh. |
322 | 00:13:19,531 | 00:13:25,360 | Xavier is lucky guy. | Xavier is lucky guy. |
323 | 00:13:25,370 | 00:13:27,904 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
324 | 00:13:30,875 | 00:13:33,601 | What did your ex-wife do to you? | What did your ex-wife do to you? |
325 | 00:13:33,611 | 00:13:36,454 | Did she cheat on you? | Did she cheat on you? |
326 | 00:13:37,449 | 00:13:39,340 | What do you think? Too concerned? | What do you think? Too concerned? |
327 | 00:13:39,350 | 00:13:40,875 | Not concerned enough? | Not concerned enough? |
328 | 00:13:40,885 | 00:13:43,945 | - Oh, perfect amount of concerned. - Yeah... | - Oh, perfect amount of concerned. - Yeah... |
329 | 00:13:43,955 | 00:13:45,447 | We're getting good stuff here. | We're getting good stuff here. |
330 | 00:13:45,457 | 00:13:48,683 | This is definitely Emmy material. | This is definitely Emmy material. |
331 | 00:13:48,693 | 00:13:52,353 | Our last three competitors are stumped by the final clue... | Our last three competitors are stumped by the final clue... |
332 | 00:13:52,363 | 00:13:54,956 | a riddle to solve to enter the tower | a riddle to solve to enter the tower |
333 | 00:13:54,966 | 00:13:58,659 | and at last, save our princess. | and at last, save our princess. |
334 | 00:13:58,669 | 00:14:00,861 | It's a tough one! Let's watch... | It's a tough one! Let's watch... |
335 | 00:14:00,871 | 00:14:03,630 | [SIGHS] How the hell haven't they figured this out yet? | [SIGHS] How the hell haven't they figured this out yet? |
336 | 00:14:03,640 | 00:14:06,167 | And how is this supposed to help me find true love? | And how is this supposed to help me find true love? |
337 | 00:14:06,177 | 00:14:07,901 | Well, someone's gonna get the one-on-one, | Well, someone's gonna get the one-on-one, |
338 | 00:14:07,911 | 00:14:09,579 | - and then you'll go on a date and... - You know what? | - and then you'll go on a date and... - You know what? |
339 | 00:14:09,590 | 00:14:13,039 | Each knight pursues his holy grail | Each knight pursues his holy grail |
340 | 00:14:13,049 | 00:14:16,090 | and he who listens ends the tale. | and he who listens ends the tale. |
341 | 00:14:16,101 | 00:14:17,911 | Does this have something to do with the pony? | Does this have something to do with the pony? |
342 | 00:14:17,921 | 00:14:19,880 | I can't take it anymore. I just... I can't. | I can't take it anymore. I just... I can't. |
343 | 00:14:19,890 | 00:14:21,982 | I cannot do this anymore! | I cannot do this anymore! |
344 | 00:14:21,992 | 00:14:23,916 | Take this shit off of me! | Take this shit off of me! |
345 | 00:14:23,926 | 00:14:26,686 | - What the hell is this?! - I just... I can't! Get this off of me! | - What the hell is this?! - I just... I can't! Get this off of me! |
346 | 00:14:26,696 | 00:14:29,902 | Get this regressive, patriarchal shit off! | Get this regressive, patriarchal shit off! |
347 | 00:14:30,566 | 00:14:32,558 | Hey! No! Cut! Madison! | Hey! No! Cut! Madison! |
348 | 00:14:32,568 | 00:14:34,422 | - I'm sorry, I just... - Serena is your girl! | - I'm sorry, I just... - Serena is your girl! |
349 | 00:14:34,433 | 00:14:35,922 | You have to stay on top of her! | You have to stay on top of her! |
350 | 00:14:35,933 | 00:14:38,564 | No. Never mind. I'm putting Rachel back on this. | No. Never mind. I'm putting Rachel back on this. |
351 | 00:14:38,574 | 00:14:40,933 | Now, where the hell is Rachel?! | Now, where the hell is Rachel?! |
352 | 00:14:40,943 | 00:14:43,235 | Oh! Grr! | Oh! Grr! |
353 | 00:14:43,245 | 00:14:44,503 | God made the sexes different | God made the sexes different |
354 | 00:14:44,514 | 00:14:45,914 | and God don't make no mistakes, | and God don't make no mistakes, |
355 | 00:14:45,925 | 00:14:47,707 | so that right there just goes to show that... | so that right there just goes to show that... |
356 | 00:14:47,717 | 00:14:49,408 | What the hell are you doing? | What the hell are you doing? |
357 | 00:14:49,418 | 00:14:51,010 | One second. Excuse me. | One second. Excuse me. |
358 | 00:14:51,020 | 00:14:52,512 | We are just shooting some B-roll. | We are just shooting some B-roll. |
359 | 00:14:52,522 | 00:14:55,117 | - No, I didn't ask for B-roll. - No, I know. We're just using it, | - No, I didn't ask for B-roll. - No, I know. We're just using it, |
360 | 00:14:55,128 | 00:14:56,609 | we were thinking, as a counterpoint... | we were thinking, as a counterpoint... |
361 | 00:14:56,620 | 00:14:58,750 | Look, I don't need you to tell me how to cut my show. | Look, I don't need you to tell me how to cut my show. |
362 | 00:14:58,760 | 00:15:00,524 | You're going rogue again, clearly. | You're going rogue again, clearly. |
363 | 00:15:00,535 | 00:15:03,022 | She's not going rogue, she's with me. | She's not going rogue, she's with me. |
364 | 00:15:03,032 | 00:15:05,957 | Chet and Rachel. My dream team. | Chet and Rachel. My dream team. |
365 | 00:15:05,967 | 00:15:09,461 | Hey. I hear you guys are interviewing feminists. Where can I sign up? | Hey. I hear you guys are interviewing feminists. Where can I sign up? |
366 | 00:15:09,471 | 00:15:12,231 | - Oh, how ya doing, Quinn? - Why are you talking to me? | - Oh, how ya doing, Quinn? - Why are you talking to me? |
367 | 00:15:12,241 | 00:15:14,633 | Uh... I was just being cordial. | Uh... I was just being cordial. |
368 | 00:15:14,643 | 00:15:17,402 | Have you met me? I don't do cordial. | Have you met me? I don't do cordial. |
369 | 00:15:18,302 | 00:15:20,424 | Okay, I was... I was just trying to be polite. | Okay, I was... I was just trying to be polite. |
370 | 00:15:20,435 | 00:15:23,041 | You know what? I am the executive producer of the show. | You know what? I am the executive producer of the show. |
371 | 00:15:23,051 | 00:15:24,809 | I don't know who the hell you think you are. | I don't know who the hell you think you are. |
372 | 00:15:24,819 | 00:15:27,802 | - Stop. - No. You I need to go and fix Serena. | - Stop. - No. You I need to go and fix Serena. |
373 | 00:15:27,813 | 00:15:31,282 | Now. Can someone help me make this godforsaken show? | Now. Can someone help me make this godforsaken show? |
374 | 00:15:31,292 | 00:15:33,592 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
375 | 00:15:40,003 | 00:15:41,427 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
376 | 00:15:41,437 | 00:15:44,510 | - You okay? - [SARCASTICALLY] Yeah. Super. | - You okay? - [SARCASTICALLY] Yeah. Super. |
377 | 00:15:44,521 | 00:15:46,665 | Really happy with the way things are going. | Really happy with the way things are going. |
378 | 00:15:46,676 | 00:15:49,002 | Well, I was rather surprised | Well, I was rather surprised |
379 | 00:15:49,012 | 00:15:52,138 | that they convinced you to go the full Rapunzel thing. | that they convinced you to go the full Rapunzel thing. |
380 | 00:15:52,148 | 00:15:53,406 | I didn't have much of a choice, | I didn't have much of a choice, |
381 | 00:15:53,416 | 00:15:55,074 | because, evidently, me as me | because, evidently, me as me |
382 | 00:15:55,084 | 00:15:57,010 | is a little too strong a taste for you guys. | is a little too strong a taste for you guys. |
383 | 00:15:57,020 | 00:15:58,811 | Wait a second... that's not true. | Wait a second... that's not true. |
384 | 00:15:58,821 | 00:16:02,013 | Oh come on, I cleared the room during the poker game. Why? | Oh come on, I cleared the room during the poker game. Why? |
385 | 00:16:02,024 | 00:16:04,268 | - Because I know Mark Zuckerberg. - That's not what happened. | - Because I know Mark Zuckerberg. - That's not what happened. |
386 | 00:16:04,279 | 00:16:05,684 | Oh, that is exactly what happened. | Oh, that is exactly what happened. |
387 | 00:16:05,694 | 00:16:07,786 | I'm sooo intimidating because I have a job. | I'm sooo intimidating because I have a job. |
388 | 00:16:07,796 | 00:16:09,755 | And a bank account. And... And, most egregious, | And a bank account. And... And, most egregious, |
389 | 00:16:09,765 | 00:16:11,824 | - a point of view! - Oh, is that what this is? | - a point of view! - Oh, is that what this is? |
390 | 00:16:11,834 | 00:16:13,759 | You know what? Why don't you just go home. | You know what? Why don't you just go home. |
391 | 00:16:13,769 | 00:16:16,128 | Hop on Tinder. Or call up one of the yoga instructors | Hop on Tinder. Or call up one of the yoga instructors |
392 | 00:16:16,138 | 00:16:17,930 | I am sure you have on speed dial. | I am sure you have on speed dial. |
393 | 00:16:17,940 | 00:16:19,798 | You don't know anything about the women I date. | You don't know anything about the women I date. |
394 | 00:16:19,808 | 00:16:21,466 | Oh, I'm sorry... Is it Pilates? | Oh, I'm sorry... Is it Pilates? |
395 | 00:16:21,476 | 00:16:23,802 | Or... Or spinning? CrossFit? | Or... Or spinning? CrossFit? |
396 | 00:16:23,812 | 00:16:26,004 | Whatever it is, I will bet 20 to 1 | Whatever it is, I will bet 20 to 1 |
397 | 00:16:26,014 | 00:16:28,973 | you will never end up with a "ball-buster" like me. | you will never end up with a "ball-buster" like me. |
398 | 00:16:29,849 | 00:16:31,776 | [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] | [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] |
399 | 00:16:31,786 | 00:16:33,111 | Hey, what was that? | Hey, what was that? |
400 | 00:16:33,121 | 00:16:35,280 | Oh, God. Nothing. | Oh, God. Nothing. |
401 | 00:16:35,290 | 00:16:37,290 | Not a damn thing. | Not a damn thing. |
402 | 00:16:40,529 | 00:16:43,154 | - Everything good? - Peachy. | - Everything good? - Peachy. |
403 | 00:16:43,164 | 00:16:44,822 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
404 | 00:16:45,482 | 00:16:48,526 | Have you come to gloat about how I never should have listened to Chet? | Have you come to gloat about how I never should have listened to Chet? |
405 | 00:16:48,536 | 00:16:51,829 | No. I'm not doing that. But, look, you got it out of your system. | No. I'm not doing that. But, look, you got it out of your system. |
406 | 00:16:51,839 | 00:16:54,799 | You good now? You want me to jump you back into 2017? | You good now? You want me to jump you back into 2017? |
407 | 00:16:54,809 | 00:16:56,916 | What, like... as a slutty nurse or something? | What, like... as a slutty nurse or something? |
408 | 00:16:56,927 | 00:16:57,963 | No... | No... |
409 | 00:16:57,974 | 00:16:59,903 | How about just finding a real-ass guy | How about just finding a real-ass guy |
410 | 00:16:59,913 | 00:17:02,306 | that you want to hang out with in the real-ass world? | that you want to hang out with in the real-ass world? |
411 | 00:17:02,316 | 00:17:03,807 | Does that sound good? | Does that sound good? |
412 | 00:17:03,817 | 00:17:05,042 | Sounds... | Sounds... |
413 | 00:17:05,052 | 00:17:07,078 | fairly impossible. | fairly impossible. |
414 | 00:17:07,088 | 00:17:08,712 | - But I'm listening. - Good. | - But I'm listening. - Good. |
415 | 00:17:08,722 | 00:17:10,681 | Okay, so, the guy with the man-bun? | Okay, so, the guy with the man-bun? |
416 | 00:17:10,691 | 00:17:12,416 | Ha! Who, August? | Ha! Who, August? |
417 | 00:17:12,426 | 00:17:15,318 | Yeah, I'm thinking he might actually be that guy. | Yeah, I'm thinking he might actually be that guy. |
418 | 00:17:15,328 | 00:17:17,488 | - The yoga dude? - Look, I know what he looks like, | - The yoga dude? - Look, I know what he looks like, |
419 | 00:17:17,499 | 00:17:19,590 | but I'm telling you, he's so much more than that. | but I'm telling you, he's so much more than that. |
420 | 00:17:19,600 | 00:17:22,192 | The guy has four years in the Peace Corps, | The guy has four years in the Peace Corps, |
421 | 00:17:22,202 | 00:17:24,695 | right now he works at this incredible NGO. | right now he works at this incredible NGO. |
422 | 00:17:24,705 | 00:17:27,330 | I mean, he's just, like, a substantial human being | I mean, he's just, like, a substantial human being |
423 | 00:17:27,340 | 00:17:30,433 | that cares about the world, which I know you do, too. | that cares about the world, which I know you do, too. |
424 | 00:17:30,443 | 00:17:32,102 | That's a nice thing to say. | That's a nice thing to say. |
425 | 00:17:32,112 | 00:17:34,270 | Listen, I know the kinds of things that you invest in. | Listen, I know the kinds of things that you invest in. |
426 | 00:17:34,280 | 00:17:36,556 | I admire the hell out of it. | I admire the hell out of it. |
427 | 00:17:37,016 | 00:17:39,609 | I know that August is going to admire it, too. | I know that August is going to admire it, too. |
428 | 00:17:39,619 | 00:17:41,952 | I really think you're gonna like him. | I really think you're gonna like him. |
429 | 00:17:43,523 | 00:17:45,881 | After a day in the past, | After a day in the past, |
430 | 00:17:45,891 | 00:17:49,619 | our princess is back to thinking about the future. | our princess is back to thinking about the future. |
431 | 00:17:49,629 | 00:17:51,186 | Her future. | Her future. |
432 | 00:17:51,196 | 00:17:56,058 | And that elusive holy grail of true romance. | And that elusive holy grail of true romance. |
433 | 00:17:56,068 | 00:17:58,393 | I'm sorry for my little melt-down earlier. | I'm sorry for my little melt-down earlier. |
434 | 00:17:58,403 | 00:18:00,863 | AUSTIN: No, there's... there's no need to apologize. | AUSTIN: No, there's... there's no need to apologize. |
435 | 00:18:00,873 | 00:18:05,234 | Oh, sure. Why would we have a fantastic banquet table | Oh, sure. Why would we have a fantastic banquet table |
436 | 00:18:05,244 | 00:18:07,269 | with goblets and torches | with goblets and torches |
437 | 00:18:07,279 | 00:18:09,605 | when we could just have two wicker chairs | when we could just have two wicker chairs |
438 | 00:18:09,615 | 00:18:11,273 | and a Gerber daisy? | and a Gerber daisy? |
439 | 00:18:11,283 | 00:18:12,774 | The princess thing was insane. | The princess thing was insane. |
440 | 00:18:12,784 | 00:18:13,942 | Right? | Right? |
441 | 00:18:13,952 | 00:18:15,577 | - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - Yeah. | - [BOTH CHUCKLE] - Yeah. |
442 | 00:18:15,587 | 00:18:19,881 | I guess they were trying to soften my edges a little bit. | I guess they were trying to soften my edges a little bit. |
443 | 00:18:19,891 | 00:18:22,917 | Well, I think your edges, they look just fine. | Well, I think your edges, they look just fine. |
444 | 00:18:22,927 | 00:18:24,986 | Besides, I like a woman with a temper. | Besides, I like a woman with a temper. |
445 | 00:18:24,996 | 00:18:27,055 | I lived with a matriarchal tribe in Tibet. | I lived with a matriarchal tribe in Tibet. |
446 | 00:18:27,065 | 00:18:29,658 | They're the most majestic women that you've ever seen. | They're the most majestic women that you've ever seen. |
447 | 00:18:29,668 | 00:18:32,127 | Completely comfortable in their power. | Completely comfortable in their power. |
448 | 00:18:32,137 | 00:18:36,330 | I fell in love with every single one of them. | I fell in love with every single one of them. |
449 | 00:18:36,340 | 00:18:38,299 | I think he's so interesting. | I think he's so interesting. |
450 | 00:18:38,309 | 00:18:40,268 | They're definitely gonna click. | They're definitely gonna click. |
451 | 00:18:40,278 | 00:18:41,969 | Yeah, after today, I would settle | Yeah, after today, I would settle |
452 | 00:18:41,979 | 00:18:43,904 | for a middle school titty grab. | for a middle school titty grab. |
453 | 00:18:43,914 | 00:18:46,574 | Vag still burning? | Vag still burning? |
454 | 00:18:47,240 | 00:18:49,073 | Only when I breathe. | Only when I breathe. |
455 | 00:18:53,155 | 00:18:55,991 | Quinn just can't pull me back to the B-team. | Quinn just can't pull me back to the B-team. |
456 | 00:18:56,002 | 00:18:58,100 | Okay, you realize I'm on the B-team, too, right? | Okay, you realize I'm on the B-team, too, right? |
457 | 00:18:58,111 | 00:19:00,320 | And I've been here a hell of a lot longer than you have. | And I've been here a hell of a lot longer than you have. |
458 | 00:19:00,330 | 00:19:02,480 | Well, yeah, but... I have a show under my belt. | Well, yeah, but... I have a show under my belt. |
459 | 00:19:02,491 | 00:19:04,958 | - You shot a pilot, Madison. - Exactly. | - You shot a pilot, Madison. - Exactly. |
460 | 00:19:04,968 | 00:19:07,494 | And how many pilots do you have under your belt? | And how many pilots do you have under your belt? |
461 | 00:19:07,504 | 00:19:09,596 | Yo, man, Serena's under a lot of pressure. | Yo, man, Serena's under a lot of pressure. |
462 | 00:19:09,606 | 00:19:10,697 | Give her a break. | Give her a break. |
463 | 00:19:10,707 | 00:19:13,500 | Aw, Fireman. You're so sweet, bro. | Aw, Fireman. You're so sweet, bro. |
464 | 00:19:13,510 | 00:19:16,169 | - You're so sweet. - My name is Owen. | - You're so sweet. - My name is Owen. |
465 | 00:19:16,179 | 00:19:19,306 | I think Mr. Fireman really wants himself some Serena. | I think Mr. Fireman really wants himself some Serena. |
466 | 00:19:19,316 | 00:19:21,208 | - Yep. - Don't you? Who doesn't? | - Yep. - Don't you? Who doesn't? |
467 | 00:19:21,218 | 00:19:23,009 | JASPER: This is a reality TV show. | JASPER: This is a reality TV show. |
468 | 00:19:23,019 | 00:19:24,477 | And I'm not an idiot. | And I'm not an idiot. |
469 | 00:19:24,487 | 00:19:27,546 | Oh, well, maybe you just haven't made much of a connection with her. | Oh, well, maybe you just haven't made much of a connection with her. |
470 | 00:19:27,556 | 00:19:28,815 | And you have? | And you have? |
471 | 00:19:28,825 | 00:19:31,117 | Well, please enjoy that connection. | Well, please enjoy that connection. |
472 | 00:19:31,127 | 00:19:34,386 | Because there's not a chance in hell that you're going home with her. | Because there's not a chance in hell that you're going home with her. |
473 | 00:19:34,396 | 00:19:35,822 | Why is that? | Why is that? |
474 | 00:19:35,832 | 00:19:37,824 | Come on. How much do you make a year? | Come on. How much do you make a year? |
475 | 00:19:37,834 | 00:19:39,658 | What is it? 50, 60K? | What is it? 50, 60K? |
476 | 00:19:39,668 | 00:19:41,160 | I don't know, man. She's already rich. | I don't know, man. She's already rich. |
477 | 00:19:41,170 | 00:19:42,698 | Maybe she don't care about money. | Maybe she don't care about money. |
478 | 00:19:42,709 | 00:19:45,331 | You know what people who make a lot of money care about? | You know what people who make a lot of money care about? |
479 | 00:19:45,341 | 00:19:47,065 | - It's money. - Yeah. | - It's money. - Yeah. |
480 | 00:19:47,075 | 00:19:48,799 | I'll guess we'll just have to wait and see. | I'll guess we'll just have to wait and see. |
481 | 00:19:48,810 | 00:19:51,064 | How much do you want to bet? Let's make this interesting. | How much do you want to bet? Let's make this interesting. |
482 | 00:19:51,075 | 00:19:52,538 | Whoa, whoa! Who bets on women? | Whoa, whoa! Who bets on women? |
483 | 00:19:52,548 | 00:19:54,314 | Are you kidding? It's the only reason I'm here! | Are you kidding? It's the only reason I'm here! |
484 | 00:19:54,325 | 00:19:55,974 | - What? - You're here on a bet? | - What? - You're here on a bet? |
485 | 00:19:55,984 | 00:19:59,377 | - Wait till Serena finds out. - QUINN: Jasper's here on a bet? | - Wait till Serena finds out. - QUINN: Jasper's here on a bet? |
486 | 00:19:59,387 | 00:20:01,679 | I knew that Wall Street prick was too good to be true. | I knew that Wall Street prick was too good to be true. |
487 | 00:20:01,689 | 00:20:03,414 | We cannot let Serena find out about this. | We cannot let Serena find out about this. |
488 | 00:20:03,424 | 00:20:05,083 | We cannot lose another wifey. | We cannot lose another wifey. |
489 | 00:20:05,093 | 00:20:07,518 | - Totally. - I thought women were dramatic. | - Totally. - I thought women were dramatic. |
490 | 00:20:07,528 | 00:20:09,082 | I mean, in the grand scheme of things, | I mean, in the grand scheme of things, |
491 | 00:20:09,100 | 00:20:10,870 | we've got, like, four minutes on this planet. | we've got, like, four minutes on this planet. |
492 | 00:20:10,881 | 00:20:12,582 | And they have to count for something, right? | And they have to count for something, right? |
493 | 00:20:12,593 | 00:20:15,260 | - Totally. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] | - Totally. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] |
494 | 00:20:15,270 | 00:20:17,828 | I have to say, you're not what I thought you'd be. | I have to say, you're not what I thought you'd be. |
495 | 00:20:17,838 | 00:20:18,840 | How's that? | How's that? |
496 | 00:20:18,851 | 00:20:22,176 | Well, I thought you'd be a little more woo-woo. | Well, I thought you'd be a little more woo-woo. |
497 | 00:20:22,187 | 00:20:24,830 | [ BOTH LAUGH] | [ BOTH LAUGH] |
498 | 00:20:24,841 | 00:20:26,671 | Well, I'm... I'm pretty woo-woo. | Well, I'm... I'm pretty woo-woo. |
499 | 00:20:26,681 | 00:20:29,374 | Yeah, but somehow not annoyingly so. | Yeah, but somehow not annoyingly so. |
500 | 00:20:29,384 | 00:20:32,376 | Ugh. Except totally annoyingly so. | Ugh. Except totally annoyingly so. |
501 | 00:20:32,386 | 00:20:33,844 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
502 | 00:20:33,854 | 00:20:36,879 | What is your problem with August? You, like, loved him in casting. | What is your problem with August? You, like, loved him in casting. |
503 | 00:20:36,890 | 00:20:39,548 | - No, you loved him. - Of course I loved him. | - No, you loved him. - Of course I loved him. |
504 | 00:20:39,559 | 00:20:41,852 | He's a Greek God who wants to save the world. | He's a Greek God who wants to save the world. |
505 | 00:20:41,862 | 00:20:44,629 | - I mean... - Oh, pbht! | - I mean... - Oh, pbht! |
506 | 00:20:47,485 | 00:20:49,950 | Don't you wish that... that we could get out of here? | Don't you wish that... that we could get out of here? |
507 | 00:20:49,961 | 00:20:52,107 | Just spend some time in the real world? | Just spend some time in the real world? |
508 | 00:20:52,118 | 00:20:53,422 | SERENA: Where would we go? | SERENA: Where would we go? |
509 | 00:20:53,432 | 00:20:56,005 | Oh, Big Sur. Esalen's right down the road. | Oh, Big Sur. Esalen's right down the road. |
510 | 00:20:56,016 | 00:20:58,127 | Hot springs, sunset hikes... | Hot springs, sunset hikes... |
511 | 00:20:58,137 | 00:21:00,095 | You and me, naked in the redwoods. | You and me, naked in the redwoods. |
512 | 00:21:00,105 | 00:21:02,331 | Wow. That is... a lot. | Wow. That is... a lot. |
513 | 00:21:02,341 | 00:21:05,767 | Well, I just think, every now and then, you gotta break the rules. | Well, I just think, every now and then, you gotta break the rules. |
514 | 00:21:05,777 | 00:21:07,435 | Oh please. | Oh please. |
515 | 00:21:07,445 | 00:21:09,641 | You see something you want... | You see something you want... |
516 | 00:21:10,571 | 00:21:12,282 | then you take it. | then you take it. |
517 | 00:21:13,446 | 00:21:15,810 | What the hell is he doing? | What the hell is he doing? |
518 | 00:21:15,820 | 00:21:19,474 | - Oh my God. He's talking to you. - What? No, no. | - Oh my God. He's talking to you. - What? No, no. |
519 | 00:21:19,485 | 00:21:22,383 | - Why would he do that? - He's your UTI. | - Why would he do that? - He's your UTI. |
520 | 00:21:22,393 | 00:21:25,994 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
521 | 00:21:34,524 | 00:21:38,276 | - You're boning a contestant? - Oh, nice work, Nancy Drew. | - You're boning a contestant? - Oh, nice work, Nancy Drew. |
522 | 00:21:38,287 | 00:21:40,536 | - What are you thinking? - Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. | - What are you thinking? - Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. |
523 | 00:21:40,547 | 00:21:42,214 | Um, weren't you the woman | Um, weren't you the woman |
524 | 00:21:42,224 | 00:21:44,115 | who tried to run away with a contestant? | who tried to run away with a contestant? |
525 | 00:21:44,125 | 00:21:46,784 | Yes, that's right. That was me! That wasn't you! | Yes, that's right. That was me! That wasn't you! |
526 | 00:21:46,794 | 00:21:49,620 | You could get fired. I'm just worried about you. | You could get fired. I'm just worried about you. |
527 | 00:21:50,149 | 00:21:52,161 | Wow. That's a new one. | Wow. That's a new one. |
528 | 00:21:52,172 | 00:21:54,359 | I mean, look at you... you're sick, you're drinking. | I mean, look at you... you're sick, you're drinking. |
529 | 00:21:54,369 | 00:21:57,061 | Those antibiotics don't even work if you mix them with alcohol, | Those antibiotics don't even work if you mix them with alcohol, |
530 | 00:21:57,071 | 00:21:59,630 | but you apparently can't stop yourself. | but you apparently can't stop yourself. |
531 | 00:21:59,640 | 00:22:01,232 | This is self-sabotage. | This is self-sabotage. |
532 | 00:22:01,242 | 00:22:03,500 | You know what? You are unbelievable. | You know what? You are unbelievable. |
533 | 00:22:03,510 | 00:22:05,970 | After everything I have done for you. | After everything I have done for you. |
534 | 00:22:05,980 | 00:22:08,305 | I'm sick of this "Essential Honesty" crap. | I'm sick of this "Essential Honesty" crap. |
535 | 00:22:08,315 | 00:22:10,140 | I'm sorry. What is that even supposed to mean? | I'm sorry. What is that even supposed to mean? |
536 | 00:22:10,150 | 00:22:12,209 | Have you ever stopped to think | Have you ever stopped to think |
537 | 00:22:12,219 | 00:22:15,880 | about what the past few years have been like for me? | about what the past few years have been like for me? |
538 | 00:22:15,890 | 00:22:19,516 | Picking up after your messes, covering shit up. | Picking up after your messes, covering shit up. |
539 | 00:22:19,526 | 00:22:21,685 | [SIGHS] Of course not, | [SIGHS] Of course not, |
540 | 00:22:21,695 | 00:22:23,186 | why would you? | why would you? |
541 | 00:22:23,196 | 00:22:27,657 | Because you always think you know what's best. | Because you always think you know what's best. |
542 | 00:22:27,667 | 00:22:32,529 | Rachel always does whatever the hell she wants! | Rachel always does whatever the hell she wants! |
543 | 00:22:32,539 | 00:22:35,664 | It starts with a few little B-roll interviews. | It starts with a few little B-roll interviews. |
544 | 00:22:35,681 | 00:22:39,317 | Next thing you know, two people are dead at the bottom of a ditch! | Next thing you know, two people are dead at the bottom of a ditch! |
545 | 00:22:40,947 | 00:22:43,172 | [VOICE BREAKING] I am just trying to help you. | [VOICE BREAKING] I am just trying to help you. |
546 | 00:22:43,182 | 00:22:45,375 | Well, don't. I don't want it. | Well, don't. I don't want it. |
547 | 00:22:45,993 | 00:22:47,944 | You begged me to come back. | You begged me to come back. |
548 | 00:22:47,954 | 00:22:49,379 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
549 | 00:22:49,389 | 00:22:51,122 | Maybe that was a mistake. | Maybe that was a mistake. |
550 | 00:22:51,133 | 00:22:53,849 | I wanted my dragon back. Not this mess. | I wanted my dragon back. Not this mess. |
551 | 00:22:53,859 | 00:22:57,327 | [ONYAY PHEORI'S "BANSHEE" PLAYS] | [ONYAY PHEORI'S "BANSHEE" PLAYS] |
552 | 00:22:59,735 | 00:23:03,024 | ♪ Some would call this paradise ♪ | ♪ Some would call this paradise ♪ |
553 | 00:23:03,035 | 00:23:09,764 | ♪ But you'll always pay a price ♪ | ♪ But you'll always pay a price ♪ |
554 | 00:23:10,523 | 00:23:18,181 | ♪ In Banshee, you'd take out Granny if you could ♪ | ♪ In Banshee, you'd take out Granny if you could ♪ |
555 | 00:23:21,586 | 00:23:23,711 | JAY: Rach, where the hell are you?! | JAY: Rach, where the hell are you?! |
556 | 00:23:23,721 | 00:23:28,000 | The guys are, like, spinning out. I need some Rachel magic. Please. | The guys are, like, spinning out. I need some Rachel magic. Please. |
557 | 00:23:29,226 | 00:23:30,952 | Flying in. | Flying in. |
558 | 00:23:30,962 | 00:23:32,921 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
559 | 00:23:32,931 | 00:23:34,923 | Hey, Rachel! Where the hell is Quinn? | Hey, Rachel! Where the hell is Quinn? |
560 | 00:23:34,933 | 00:23:38,560 | Serena's still on her date, and nobody's even in the control room. | Serena's still on her date, and nobody's even in the control room. |
561 | 00:23:38,570 | 00:23:40,495 | Why is this your problem, Madison? | Why is this your problem, Madison? |
562 | 00:23:40,505 | 00:23:42,229 | Because I'm really worried about her. | Because I'm really worried about her. |
563 | 00:23:42,239 | 00:23:44,498 | She's been drinking. Like, a lot. | She's been drinking. Like, a lot. |
564 | 00:23:44,508 | 00:23:48,502 | She was practically falling down the other day, and Gary saw it too. | She was practically falling down the other day, and Gary saw it too. |
565 | 00:23:48,512 | 00:23:51,638 | John the bartender says she's going through a cart of liquor a week. | John the bartender says she's going through a cart of liquor a week. |
566 | 00:23:52,038 | 00:23:53,364 | She needs help. | She needs help. |
567 | 00:23:53,375 | 00:23:55,476 | Like, rehab or something. | Like, rehab or something. |
568 | 00:23:56,023 | 00:23:59,293 | You know, there are people here who can take over for her. | You know, there are people here who can take over for her. |
569 | 00:23:59,304 | 00:24:01,624 | - I could talk to Gary. - Rachel! | - I could talk to Gary. - Rachel! |
570 | 00:24:01,635 | 00:24:04,469 | - There you are! - Think about it. | - There you are! - Think about it. |
571 | 00:24:05,629 | 00:24:08,021 | Oh my God, you were so right about August. | Oh my God, you were so right about August. |
572 | 00:24:08,031 | 00:24:11,792 | He is amazing. He's bright. And funny. | He is amazing. He's bright. And funny. |
573 | 00:24:11,802 | 00:24:16,043 | And the hotness is not even worth talking about it's so overwhelming. | And the hotness is not even worth talking about it's so overwhelming. |
574 | 00:24:16,054 | 00:24:17,832 | I had such a great time. | I had such a great time. |
575 | 00:24:17,843 | 00:24:19,974 | I mean, I just... I felt like I was being myself. | I mean, I just... I felt like I was being myself. |
576 | 00:24:19,985 | 00:24:21,977 | I felt like he was being himself. | I felt like he was being himself. |
577 | 00:24:21,987 | 00:24:24,346 | It just... Oh, it felt like how dates | It just... Oh, it felt like how dates |
578 | 00:24:24,356 | 00:24:28,817 | are supposed to feel, you know? Easy. And comfortable. And... oh. | are supposed to feel, you know? Easy. And comfortable. And... oh. |
579 | 00:24:29,461 | 00:24:32,187 | Thank you. That's all I really wanted to say. | Thank you. That's all I really wanted to say. |
580 | 00:24:32,197 | 00:24:35,547 | This is exactly why I came on this show in the first place. | This is exactly why I came on this show in the first place. |
581 | 00:24:36,078 | 00:24:38,633 | What? Wait. | What? Wait. |
582 | 00:24:38,644 | 00:24:40,476 | Why aren't you happy for me? | Why aren't you happy for me? |
583 | 00:24:41,006 | 00:24:42,461 | Okay, Rachel. What? | Okay, Rachel. What? |
584 | 00:24:42,472 | 00:24:45,066 | I cannot handle being jerked around by the show anymore. | I cannot handle being jerked around by the show anymore. |
585 | 00:24:45,077 | 00:24:47,028 | Please, if there's something that I need to know, | Please, if there's something that I need to know, |
586 | 00:24:47,039 | 00:24:48,536 | just... just rip off the Band-Aid. | just... just rip off the Band-Aid. |
587 | 00:24:48,546 | 00:24:51,539 | Rachel, please, just tell me the truth! | Rachel, please, just tell me the truth! |
588 | 00:24:51,549 | 00:24:54,517 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
589 | 00:24:59,679 | 00:25:01,416 | There is no Band-Aid. | There is no Band-Aid. |
590 | 00:25:01,426 | 00:25:03,851 | What are you talking about? No, August is... | What are you talking about? No, August is... |
591 | 00:25:03,861 | 00:25:06,020 | He is everything you hoped he'd be. | He is everything you hoped he'd be. |
592 | 00:25:06,030 | 00:25:08,188 | - [LAUGHS] - I'm so happy for you. | - [LAUGHS] - I'm so happy for you. |
593 | 00:25:08,198 | 00:25:09,556 | Oh, thank you! | Oh, thank you! |
594 | 00:25:09,566 | 00:25:14,128 | ♪ You better be nice ♪ | ♪ You better be nice ♪ |
595 | 00:25:14,138 | 00:25:17,697 | ♪ Some would call this paradise ♪ | ♪ Some would call this paradise ♪ |
596 | 00:25:17,707 | 00:25:20,200 | - ♪ But you'll always pay a price ♪ - Hey, John. | - ♪ But you'll always pay a price ♪ - Hey, John. |
597 | 00:25:20,210 | 00:25:21,802 | Oh, hey, Rach. How's it going? | Oh, hey, Rach. How's it going? |
598 | 00:25:21,812 | 00:25:22,842 | Not great. | Not great. |
599 | 00:25:22,853 | 00:25:24,937 | Um, you're fired. | Um, you're fired. |
600 | 00:25:24,948 | 00:25:26,571 | Wait. What? Why? | Wait. What? Why? |
601 | 00:25:26,582 | 00:25:28,173 | Why? Because you've been stealing booze | Why? Because you've been stealing booze |
602 | 00:25:28,184 | 00:25:30,159 | - and trying to pin it on Quinn. - No. That's a lie! | - and trying to pin it on Quinn. - No. That's a lie! |
603 | 00:25:30,170 | 00:25:31,411 | I wouldn't steal booze. I'm ten years sober. | I wouldn't steal booze. I'm ten years sober. |
604 | 00:25:31,421 | 00:25:33,631 | Okay, well, now you're fired. | Okay, well, now you're fired. |
605 | 00:25:34,108 | 00:25:36,030 | - Do you get it? - But you can't fire me. Rachel! | - Do you get it? - But you can't fire me. Rachel! |
606 | 00:25:36,041 | 00:25:37,452 | You shouldn't have been talking shit | You shouldn't have been talking shit |
607 | 00:25:37,463 | 00:25:39,228 | about the person who signs your checks, dude. | about the person who signs your checks, dude. |
608 | 00:25:39,239 | 00:25:41,400 | So, what do you have to do to win the bet, anyway? Huh? | So, what do you have to do to win the bet, anyway? Huh? |
609 | 00:25:41,411 | 00:25:43,623 | You gonna ask Serena to marry you just to get some kind of payout? | You gonna ask Serena to marry you just to get some kind of payout? |
610 | 00:25:43,634 | 00:25:45,209 | Look, you'd better tell her, or I will. | Look, you'd better tell her, or I will. |
611 | 00:25:45,220 | 00:25:47,126 | No one is telling anyone anything! | No one is telling anyone anything! |
612 | 00:25:47,136 | 00:25:49,009 | - Now, just chill out! - Jay, please. | - Now, just chill out! - Jay, please. |
613 | 00:25:49,020 | 00:25:50,276 | I don't need this. | I don't need this. |
614 | 00:25:50,345 | 00:25:52,631 | I don't need the money. I don't need any of this. | I don't need the money. I don't need any of this. |
615 | 00:25:52,641 | 00:25:55,835 | So, please, it has been an absolute pleasure, gentlemen. | So, please, it has been an absolute pleasure, gentlemen. |
616 | 00:25:55,845 | 00:25:57,670 | - Enjoy yourselves. - Is there a problem? | - Enjoy yourselves. - Is there a problem? |
617 | 00:25:57,681 | 00:26:00,281 | ♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm ♪ | ♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm ♪ |
618 | 00:26:01,628 | 00:26:05,795 | $400,000 if he's the first one to sleep with her? | $400,000 if he's the first one to sleep with her? |
619 | 00:26:05,806 | 00:26:07,100 | How did you not know about that? | How did you not know about that? |
620 | 00:26:07,111 | 00:26:09,710 | Why is this a problem, exactly? We can use it. | Why is this a problem, exactly? We can use it. |
621 | 00:26:09,721 | 00:26:11,384 | Blow it up when we need some drama. | Blow it up when we need some drama. |
622 | 00:26:11,395 | 00:26:13,514 | Jasper is supposed to be a wifey! | Jasper is supposed to be a wifey! |
623 | 00:26:13,525 | 00:26:16,118 | He's still a wifey. He's a villain-wifey! | He's still a wifey. He's a villain-wifey! |
624 | 00:26:16,128 | 00:26:18,287 | It's killer... We can reveal the bet in episode six | It's killer... We can reveal the bet in episode six |
625 | 00:26:18,297 | 00:26:21,223 | - and Serena... - I don't need a villain-wifey! | - and Serena... - I don't need a villain-wifey! |
626 | 00:26:21,233 | 00:26:23,991 | - I need a wifey-wifey! - Why? | - I need a wifey-wifey! - Why? |
627 | 00:26:24,001 | 00:26:27,295 | Quinn, we are loaded to the tits with wifeys this season. | Quinn, we are loaded to the tits with wifeys this season. |
628 | 00:26:27,305 | 00:26:28,996 | We've got Owen, and August and... | We've got Owen, and August and... |
629 | 00:26:29,006 | 00:26:31,833 | - No, August is not a wifey! - What are you talking about? | - No, August is not a wifey! - What are you talking about? |
630 | 00:26:31,843 | 00:26:34,525 | Of course he is. He's perfect. He's amazing, actually. | Of course he is. He's perfect. He's amazing, actually. |
631 | 00:26:34,536 | 00:26:36,838 | - Hey, I've got to talk to Quinn. - Jay was just leaving. | - Hey, I've got to talk to Quinn. - Jay was just leaving. |
632 | 00:26:36,848 | 00:26:39,340 | It's a little rough, but I think you're really gonna like it. | It's a little rough, but I think you're really gonna like it. |
633 | 00:26:39,350 | 00:26:40,861 | Like what? What are you talking about? | Like what? What are you talking about? |
634 | 00:26:40,872 | 00:26:42,843 | This is the footage that Rachel and I shot. | This is the footage that Rachel and I shot. |
635 | 00:26:42,854 | 00:26:44,312 | - No! - [DOOR CLOSES] | - No! - [DOOR CLOSES] |
636 | 00:26:44,322 | 00:26:46,981 | I'm not doing a symposium on gender politics. | I'm not doing a symposium on gender politics. |
637 | 00:26:46,991 | 00:26:48,816 | Symposium? No, Rachel was right. | Symposium? No, Rachel was right. |
638 | 00:26:48,826 | 00:26:50,551 | - We have a st... - Rachel's right?! | - We have a st... - Rachel's right?! |
639 | 00:26:50,561 | 00:26:52,798 | No! Never! | No! Never! |
640 | 00:26:53,775 | 00:26:56,690 | Okay, look, you may have come here on a bet, | Okay, look, you may have come here on a bet, |
641 | 00:26:56,700 | 00:26:58,392 | but I've seen the way you look at Serena. | but I've seen the way you look at Serena. |
642 | 00:26:58,402 | 00:27:00,327 | - You like her. - So what? | - You like her. - So what? |
643 | 00:27:00,337 | 00:27:02,162 | She's not into me. She's made that very clear. | She's not into me. She's made that very clear. |
644 | 00:27:02,172 | 00:27:03,764 | Of course she's into you. | Of course she's into you. |
645 | 00:27:03,774 | 00:27:06,433 | And you're so clearly the front-runner, we would not have a show | And you're so clearly the front-runner, we would not have a show |
646 | 00:27:06,443 | 00:27:08,335 | if we let you guys get together right away. | if we let you guys get together right away. |
647 | 00:27:09,838 | 00:27:10,937 | What do you mean? | What do you mean? |
648 | 00:27:10,947 | 00:27:12,873 | We talked smack about you. | We talked smack about you. |
649 | 00:27:12,883 | 00:27:14,741 | I mean, that whole yoga teacher thing... | I mean, that whole yoga teacher thing... |
650 | 00:27:14,751 | 00:27:16,798 | Where do you think she got that from? | Where do you think she got that from? |
651 | 00:27:16,809 | 00:27:20,947 | You are the only one she has expressed any real interest in. | You are the only one she has expressed any real interest in. |
652 | 00:27:20,957 | 00:27:22,382 | Okay, that's great, | Okay, that's great, |
653 | 00:27:22,392 | 00:27:24,217 | but don't you think she has a right to know? | but don't you think she has a right to know? |
654 | 00:27:24,227 | 00:27:25,551 | Of course I do. | Of course I do. |
655 | 00:27:25,561 | 00:27:27,963 | But being a snitch is not sexy. | But being a snitch is not sexy. |
656 | 00:27:27,974 | 00:27:30,121 | You know that. Don't blow it. | You know that. Don't blow it. |
657 | 00:27:30,132 | 00:27:33,095 | I mean, that whole date with August, that was a complete fail. | I mean, that whole date with August, that was a complete fail. |
658 | 00:27:33,106 | 00:27:34,931 | - I just feel bad for her. - Me, too. | - I just feel bad for her. - Me, too. |
659 | 00:27:34,942 | 00:27:37,763 | That whole date with August was a complete fail. | That whole date with August was a complete fail. |
660 | 00:27:37,774 | 00:27:41,033 | - That does make sense. - But listen, don't even worry about it. | - That does make sense. - But listen, don't even worry about it. |
661 | 00:27:41,043 | 00:27:44,275 | I promise you, we are not gonna let her find out about that bet. | I promise you, we are not gonna let her find out about that bet. |
662 | 00:27:44,286 | 00:27:46,533 | I appreciate your discretion. | I appreciate your discretion. |
663 | 00:27:46,544 | 00:27:48,595 | Of course we're gonna tell her about the bet. | Of course we're gonna tell her about the bet. |
664 | 00:27:48,606 | 00:27:51,143 | - I just want to be honest. - You're her guy. | - I just want to be honest. - You're her guy. |
665 | 00:27:51,153 | 00:27:53,002 | - That's very sweet. - I'm telling the truth. | - That's very sweet. - I'm telling the truth. |
666 | 00:27:53,013 | 00:27:55,205 | - Really? - Trust me. | - Really? - Trust me. |
667 | 00:27:55,216 | 00:27:57,909 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
668 | 00:27:57,920 | 00:28:00,218 | Hey, did you get a chance to think about what I said? | Hey, did you get a chance to think about what I said? |
669 | 00:28:00,229 | 00:28:03,400 | Mm, yeah, I sure did. And I just fired your buddy John. | Mm, yeah, I sure did. And I just fired your buddy John. |
670 | 00:28:03,411 | 00:28:05,588 | - What? Why? - Why? Because he's a drunk. | - What? Why? - Why? Because he's a drunk. |
671 | 00:28:05,599 | 00:28:08,025 | He's been stealing booze for years. | He's been stealing booze for years. |
672 | 00:28:08,036 | 00:28:09,927 | That's not true. Why would you do that? | That's not true. Why would you do that? |
673 | 00:28:09,938 | 00:28:12,994 | He's a bartender, Madison. Okay? He can find another job. | He's a bartender, Madison. Okay? He can find another job. |
674 | 00:28:13,005 | 00:28:14,384 | Not one with benefits. | Not one with benefits. |
675 | 00:28:14,395 | 00:28:16,554 | His kid is sick. You know that, right? | His kid is sick. You know that, right? |
676 | 00:28:16,565 | 00:28:18,923 | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE] | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE] |
677 | 00:28:18,934 | 00:28:21,900 | - What? - Like, cancer. | - What? - Like, cancer. |
678 | 00:28:22,760 | 00:28:26,056 | Without this job, his insurance is gonna lapse. | Without this job, his insurance is gonna lapse. |
679 | 00:28:26,463 | 00:28:28,256 | Oh, my God. This is not just some contestant | Oh, my God. This is not just some contestant |
680 | 00:28:28,266 | 00:28:29,824 | that we can kick to the curb. | that we can kick to the curb. |
681 | 00:28:29,834 | 00:28:33,261 | This is real life. This actually means something. | This is real life. This actually means something. |
682 | 00:28:33,271 | 00:28:35,173 | Why would you do that? | Why would you do that? |
683 | 00:28:35,499 | 00:28:38,992 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
684 | 00:28:39,003 | 00:28:41,229 | You really are as bad as everyone says. | You really are as bad as everyone says. |
685 | 00:28:41,512 | 00:28:44,805 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
686 | 00:28:44,815 | 00:28:46,619 | What are you trying to say? | What are you trying to say? |
687 | 00:28:46,630 | 00:28:49,353 | [SIGHING] Oh, no. | [SIGHING] Oh, no. |
688 | 00:28:50,454 | 00:28:52,612 | I'm running out of time, Quinn. | I'm running out of time, Quinn. |
689 | 00:28:52,622 | 00:28:56,183 | And I have to do something. [SIGHS] | And I have to do something. [SIGHS] |
690 | 00:28:56,193 | 00:28:57,449 | This is for my boy. | This is for my boy. |
691 | 00:28:57,460 | 00:28:59,219 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
692 | 00:28:59,229 | 00:29:01,188 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
693 | 00:29:01,198 | 00:29:03,389 | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE] | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE] |
694 | 00:29:03,399 | 00:29:05,658 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
695 | 00:29:05,668 | 00:29:08,494 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
696 | 00:29:08,504 | 00:29:10,463 | [GASPS] | [GASPS] |
697 | 00:29:10,473 | 00:29:14,367 | You know, I really do want for you what you want. | You know, I really do want for you what you want. |
698 | 00:29:14,377 | 00:29:17,136 | But you'll never get your empire | But you'll never get your empire |
699 | 00:29:17,146 | 00:29:20,206 | unless you swing for the fences. | unless you swing for the fences. |
700 | 00:29:20,216 | 00:29:23,008 | And you're playing it real safe, hon. | And you're playing it real safe, hon. |
701 | 00:29:23,018 | 00:29:26,812 | Mm. Funny, I don't feel safe at all. | Mm. Funny, I don't feel safe at all. |
702 | 00:29:26,822 | 00:29:28,580 | [SCOFFS] | [SCOFFS] |
703 | 00:29:28,590 | 00:29:30,324 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
704 | 00:29:33,162 | 00:29:34,486 | [DOOR SLAMS] | [DOOR SLAMS] |
705 | 00:29:34,496 | 00:29:35,762 | [SIGHS] [DOOR OPENS] | [SIGHS] [DOOR OPENS] |
706 | 00:29:37,566 | 00:29:38,825 | Rachel? | Rachel? |
707 | 00:29:40,606 | 00:29:42,661 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
708 | 00:29:42,671 | 00:29:45,434 | My heart's racing. | My heart's racing. |
709 | 00:29:46,198 | 00:29:49,492 | I can feel all the blood rushing through my veins. | I can feel all the blood rushing through my veins. |
710 | 00:29:49,511 | 00:29:50,769 | Okay, what's going on? | Okay, what's going on? |
711 | 00:29:50,779 | 00:29:52,954 | I just tell one lie, and I can't stop. | I just tell one lie, and I can't stop. |
712 | 00:29:52,965 | 00:29:54,673 | It's like breathing to me. | It's like breathing to me. |
713 | 00:29:54,683 | 00:29:57,041 | It's so easy. And it just feels so good. | It's so easy. And it just feels so good. |
714 | 00:29:57,051 | 00:29:59,043 | I just, like, want it more and more. | I just, like, want it more and more. |
715 | 00:29:59,053 | 00:30:01,079 | What are you talking about? | What are you talking about? |
716 | 00:30:01,089 | 00:30:04,215 | All right, look. You... You were right. | All right, look. You... You were right. |
717 | 00:30:04,225 | 00:30:07,747 | I do use Essential Honesty as a shield. | I do use Essential Honesty as a shield. |
718 | 00:30:08,196 | 00:30:09,720 | I mean, I have to, because if I don't, | I mean, I have to, because if I don't, |
719 | 00:30:09,730 | 00:30:11,839 | all of these horrible things happen because of me. | all of these horrible things happen because of me. |
720 | 00:30:11,850 | 00:30:13,724 | I'm making them happen. I mean, Quinn is right. | I'm making them happen. I mean, Quinn is right. |
721 | 00:30:13,734 | 00:30:16,627 | - Rachel... - I am responsible for every bad thing | - Rachel... - I am responsible for every bad thing |
722 | 00:30:16,637 | 00:30:18,529 | that has happened on this show. | that has happened on this show. |
723 | 00:30:18,539 | 00:30:20,464 | That cannot be true. | That cannot be true. |
724 | 00:30:20,474 | 00:30:22,232 | Well, it is! | Well, it is! |
725 | 00:30:22,242 | 00:30:24,702 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
726 | 00:30:24,712 | 00:30:26,659 | You don't even know. | You don't even know. |
727 | 00:30:27,246 | 00:30:30,773 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
728 | 00:30:30,784 | 00:30:32,910 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
729 | 00:30:32,920 | 00:30:34,268 | Rachel. | Rachel. |
730 | 00:30:34,654 | 00:30:37,300 | This is a safe space, all right? | This is a safe space, all right? |
731 | 00:30:37,957 | 00:30:41,807 | Everything you say here is totally confidential. | Everything you say here is totally confidential. |
732 | 00:30:42,829 | 00:30:44,714 | I just want to understand. | I just want to understand. |
733 | 00:30:45,332 | 00:30:47,865 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
734 | 00:30:50,770 | 00:30:54,330 | [SIGHING] Okay. | [SIGHING] Okay. |
735 | 00:30:54,340 | 00:30:58,027 | So, two people died last season. | So, two people died last season. |
736 | 00:30:59,245 | 00:31:01,070 | That's on me. | That's on me. |
737 | 00:31:01,080 | 00:31:02,605 | Quinn told me it was an accident. | Quinn told me it was an accident. |
738 | 00:31:02,615 | 00:31:04,996 | - It wasn't. - It wasn't? | - It wasn't. - It wasn't? |
739 | 00:31:05,851 | 00:31:08,411 | No. I made it happen. | No. I made it happen. |
740 | 00:31:08,421 | 00:31:10,418 | How did you do that? | How did you do that? |
741 | 00:31:10,923 | 00:31:12,982 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
742 | 00:31:12,992 | 00:31:14,855 | So, I went to Jeremy. | So, I went to Jeremy. |
743 | 00:31:15,457 | 00:31:17,086 | I had no idea what he would do, | I had no idea what he would do, |
744 | 00:31:17,096 | 00:31:21,027 | but I knew that he would do something, anything, to protect me. | but I knew that he would do something, anything, to protect me. |
745 | 00:31:21,386 | 00:31:22,910 | And when I found out what he did, | And when I found out what he did, |
746 | 00:31:22,921 | 00:31:25,994 | like, running those people off that road, I was completely horrified. | like, running those people off that road, I was completely horrified. |
747 | 00:31:26,004 | 00:31:28,864 | I never wanted him to do anything like that. | I never wanted him to do anything like that. |
748 | 00:31:28,874 | 00:31:31,600 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
749 | 00:31:31,610 | 00:31:33,605 | But the truth is, | But the truth is, |
750 | 00:31:34,793 | 00:31:38,440 | it was really kind of thrilling to have that power. | it was really kind of thrilling to have that power. |
751 | 00:31:38,450 | 00:31:41,876 | Does anyone have a 20 on Rachel? Elimination Ceremony is up. | Does anyone have a 20 on Rachel? Elimination Ceremony is up. |
752 | 00:31:41,886 | 00:31:45,027 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
753 | 00:31:46,057 | 00:31:47,983 | Rachel. Rachel, wait. | Rachel. Rachel, wait. |
754 | 00:31:47,993 | 00:31:51,186 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
755 | 00:31:51,196 | 00:31:54,321 | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] |
756 | 00:31:54,332 | 00:31:56,533 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
757 | 00:31:58,102 | 00:32:01,809 | And so, our Tournament of Love comes to an end. | And so, our Tournament of Love comes to an end. |
758 | 00:32:01,820 | 00:32:04,978 | And tonight only eight out of our 11 daring competitors | And tonight only eight out of our 11 daring competitors |
759 | 00:32:04,988 | 00:32:07,381 | will receive a limited-edition, | will receive a limited-edition, |
760 | 00:32:07,391 | 00:32:10,345 | customized, Swedish Army knife. | customized, Swedish Army knife. |
761 | 00:32:10,673 | 00:32:12,620 | Swedish Army... | Swedish Army... |
762 | 00:32:12,630 | 00:32:14,954 | the solution for every problem. | the solution for every problem. |
763 | 00:32:14,965 | 00:32:16,384 | QUINN: I mean, seriously? | QUINN: I mean, seriously? |
764 | 00:32:16,395 | 00:32:18,454 | We should all slit our wrists with that knife. | We should all slit our wrists with that knife. |
765 | 00:32:18,465 | 00:32:20,517 | Look, let's be honest. | Look, let's be honest. |
766 | 00:32:20,806 | 00:32:22,395 | I'm not a princess. | I'm not a princess. |
767 | 00:32:22,405 | 00:32:25,398 | And my search for love is real. | And my search for love is real. |
768 | 00:32:25,408 | 00:32:27,000 | It's not a fairy tale. | It's not a fairy tale. |
769 | 00:32:27,010 | 00:32:28,902 | You don't have to be Prince Charming. | You don't have to be Prince Charming. |
770 | 00:32:28,912 | 00:32:31,939 | You just have to be a good man. | You just have to be a good man. |
771 | 00:32:31,949 | 00:32:35,001 | So, on that note, there is one person | So, on that note, there is one person |
772 | 00:32:35,012 | 00:32:37,437 | with whom I've made a real connection. | with whom I've made a real connection. |
773 | 00:32:37,587 | 00:32:40,447 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
774 | 00:32:40,962 | 00:32:42,524 | August. | August. |
775 | 00:32:42,959 | 00:32:44,751 | I had an amazing time tonight. | I had an amazing time tonight. |
776 | 00:32:44,761 | 00:32:47,254 | Will you take this knife and stay? | Will you take this knife and stay? |
777 | 00:32:47,264 | 00:32:49,068 | Excuse me. Sorry, mate. | Excuse me. Sorry, mate. |
778 | 00:32:49,079 | 00:32:50,624 | MAN: Hello. | MAN: Hello. |
779 | 00:32:52,649 | 00:32:54,260 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
780 | 00:32:54,270 | 00:32:56,328 | SERENA: Warren. Will you take this knife and stay? | SERENA: Warren. Will you take this knife and stay? |
781 | 00:32:56,338 | 00:32:57,797 | Guy... Alexi... | Guy... Alexi... |
782 | 00:32:57,807 | 00:32:59,940 | will you take this knife and stay? | will you take this knife and stay? |
783 | 00:33:01,870 | 00:33:04,929 | Two knives, five men. | Two knives, five men. |
784 | 00:33:04,947 | 00:33:06,126 | Who will Serena choose? | Who will Serena choose? |
785 | 00:33:06,137 | 00:33:08,595 | Oh, oh, oh! What's going to happen? | Oh, oh, oh! What's going to happen? |
786 | 00:33:08,606 | 00:33:10,071 | Owen. | Owen. |
787 | 00:33:10,786 | 00:33:12,645 | Will you take this knife and stay? | Will you take this knife and stay? |
788 | 00:33:12,655 | 00:33:16,214 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
789 | 00:33:16,224 | 00:33:17,549 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
790 | 00:33:17,559 | 00:33:19,718 | - Thank you. - Thank you. | - Thank you. - Thank you. |
791 | 00:33:19,728 | 00:33:23,021 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
792 | 00:33:23,031 | 00:33:25,857 | - [SIGHS] And finally... - Serena, I need to say something. | - [SIGHS] And finally... - Serena, I need to say something. |
793 | 00:33:25,867 | 00:33:27,506 | Jasper... - I don't know what you may have heard, | Jasper... - I don't know what you may have heard, |
794 | 00:33:27,517 | 00:33:29,349 | or what these people may have said about me, | or what these people may have said about me, |
795 | 00:33:29,360 | 00:33:30,796 | - but... - Jasper, stop. Please. | - but... - Jasper, stop. Please. |
796 | 00:33:30,821 | 00:33:32,497 | Is he gonna come clean? | Is he gonna come clean? |
797 | 00:33:32,507 | 00:33:35,501 | Um, I'm the one who owes you an apology. | Um, I'm the one who owes you an apology. |
798 | 00:33:35,512 | 00:33:38,502 | I lost my temper earlier today, and I wasn't fair to you. | I lost my temper earlier today, and I wasn't fair to you. |
799 | 00:33:38,513 | 00:33:40,972 | - Serena... - No, Owen, just give me a minute. | - Serena... - No, Owen, just give me a minute. |
800 | 00:33:40,982 | 00:33:42,840 | I... Jasper, | I... Jasper, |
801 | 00:33:42,850 | 00:33:45,176 | you've been honest with me since the first night. | you've been honest with me since the first night. |
802 | 00:33:45,186 | 00:33:47,011 | Vulnerable, even. | Vulnerable, even. |
803 | 00:33:47,021 | 00:33:51,649 | Then, things got confusing for both of us, I think. | Then, things got confusing for both of us, I think. |
804 | 00:33:51,659 | 00:33:54,470 | I'm really hoping we can find our way back to that. | I'm really hoping we can find our way back to that. |
805 | 00:33:55,430 | 00:33:57,021 | - Yes. - Great. | - Yes. - Great. |
806 | 00:33:57,031 | 00:33:59,857 | - Absolutely. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] | - Absolutely. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] |
807 | 00:33:59,867 | 00:34:02,426 | - Thank you. - Mmm. Thank you. | - Thank you. - Mmm. Thank you. |
808 | 00:34:02,436 | 00:34:04,094 | [CLICKING TONGUE] | [CLICKING TONGUE] |
809 | 00:34:04,103 | 00:34:06,329 | Those boys look angry at each other. | Those boys look angry at each other. |
810 | 00:34:06,340 | 00:34:07,865 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
811 | 00:34:07,875 | 00:34:09,566 | PRESTON: So, I'm out? | PRESTON: So, I'm out? |
812 | 00:34:09,576 | 00:34:11,535 | Guess I liked that whole princess thing | Guess I liked that whole princess thing |
813 | 00:34:11,545 | 00:34:13,170 | a little too much. | a little too much. |
814 | 00:34:13,180 | 00:34:15,706 | Sayonara, Silver Fox. | Sayonara, Silver Fox. |
815 | 00:34:15,716 | 00:34:17,240 | All right. That's a cut! | All right. That's a cut! |
816 | 00:34:17,250 | 00:34:19,743 | Another glorious night of love | Another glorious night of love |
817 | 00:34:19,753 | 00:34:22,846 | and passion and knives. | and passion and knives. |
818 | 00:34:22,856 | 00:34:25,349 | Great show, everyone. | Great show, everyone. |
819 | 00:34:25,359 | 00:34:27,884 | [PAPERS RUSTLING] | [PAPERS RUSTLING] |
820 | 00:34:27,894 | 00:34:30,186 | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] |
821 | 00:34:30,196 | 00:34:34,724 | [LAUGHS] No, dude, seriously? | [LAUGHS] No, dude, seriously? |
822 | 00:34:34,734 | 00:34:38,027 | I told you, no booze for you. | I told you, no booze for you. |
823 | 00:34:38,037 | 00:34:40,230 | Look, I had drug problem. | Look, I had drug problem. |
824 | 00:34:40,240 | 00:34:41,931 | Alcohol is not problem. | Alcohol is not problem. |
825 | 00:34:41,941 | 00:34:43,766 | There is new thinking on this. | There is new thinking on this. |
826 | 00:34:43,776 | 00:34:45,935 | - I have therapist. - Uh, yeah. | - I have therapist. - Uh, yeah. |
827 | 00:34:45,945 | 00:34:48,871 | You probably shop at the same therapist store we do. | You probably shop at the same therapist store we do. |
828 | 00:34:48,881 | 00:34:50,305 | Come on. | Come on. |
829 | 00:34:50,315 | 00:34:52,441 | Do a shot with me. | Do a shot with me. |
830 | 00:34:52,451 | 00:34:53,976 | You know you want to. | You know you want to. |
831 | 00:34:53,986 | 00:34:56,746 | [CHUCKLES] You know what? | [CHUCKLES] You know what? |
832 | 00:34:56,756 | 00:34:58,213 | No. Actually, | No. Actually, |
833 | 00:34:58,223 | 00:35:00,023 | - I don't. - You know what? | - I don't. - You know what? |
834 | 00:35:02,294 | 00:35:03,986 | I don't believe you. | I don't believe you. |
835 | 00:35:03,996 | 00:35:06,288 | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE] | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE] |
836 | 00:35:06,298 | 00:35:08,891 | [CRICKETS CHIRPING] | [CRICKETS CHIRPING] |
837 | 00:35:08,901 | 00:35:10,959 | Night-night, Bouncy Boy. | Night-night, Bouncy Boy. |
838 | 00:35:10,969 | 00:35:13,896 | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE] | [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE] |
839 | 00:35:13,906 | 00:35:17,232 | QUINN: Hey, Jay! Come on! Come pitch me! | QUINN: Hey, Jay! Come on! Come pitch me! |
840 | 00:35:17,242 | 00:35:19,134 | Let's go! | Let's go! |
841 | 00:35:19,144 | 00:35:21,778 | Okay. Okay. I'm coming. | Okay. Okay. I'm coming. |
842 | 00:35:25,181 | 00:35:29,477 | So, if you wanted to see the rest of the lens series, | So, if you wanted to see the rest of the lens series, |
843 | 00:35:29,487 | 00:35:33,313 | I'd be happy to show you. Got them in the camera truck. | I'd be happy to show you. Got them in the camera truck. |
844 | 00:35:33,324 | 00:35:35,416 | Ah, the "camera truck." | Ah, the "camera truck." |
845 | 00:35:35,427 | 00:35:36,983 | - I know what that's code for. - What? | - I know what that's code for. - What? |
846 | 00:35:36,994 | 00:35:39,353 | No. No, you said that you wanted to see them. | No. No, you said that you wanted to see them. |
847 | 00:35:39,363 | 00:35:40,955 | I know I did. You're right. | I know I did. You're right. |
848 | 00:35:40,965 | 00:35:43,357 | I really do want to see them, just... | I really do want to see them, just... |
849 | 00:35:43,367 | 00:35:45,181 | maybe not now. | maybe not now. |
850 | 00:35:45,769 | 00:35:47,594 | Fair enough. | Fair enough. |
851 | 00:35:47,604 | 00:35:50,031 | Hey, um, did you mean what you said | Hey, um, did you mean what you said |
852 | 00:35:50,040 | 00:35:52,532 | to Rachel earlier about feminism? | to Rachel earlier about feminism? |
853 | 00:35:52,543 | 00:35:53,813 | God, no. | God, no. |
854 | 00:35:54,688 | 00:35:57,170 | Rachel just makes me a little nuts. | Rachel just makes me a little nuts. |
855 | 00:35:57,180 | 00:35:58,839 | - You two were a thing, huh? - We were. | - You two were a thing, huh? - We were. |
856 | 00:35:58,849 | 00:36:01,041 | - You know? Set life. - I do. | - You know? Set life. - I do. |
857 | 00:36:01,051 | 00:36:02,912 | It's how I know not to go into the camera truck | It's how I know not to go into the camera truck |
858 | 00:36:02,923 | 00:36:05,278 | and hook up with my boss on the first day. | and hook up with my boss on the first day. |
859 | 00:36:05,288 | 00:36:06,685 | Smart. Smart. | Smart. Smart. |
860 | 00:36:08,459 | 00:36:11,784 | You know, if you want to get to know me and ask me out on a real date, | You know, if you want to get to know me and ask me out on a real date, |
861 | 00:36:11,794 | 00:36:13,928 | maybe I'll say "yes." | maybe I'll say "yes." |
862 | 00:36:16,477 | 00:36:18,658 | [ZIPPER CLOSES] | [ZIPPER CLOSES] |
863 | 00:36:18,668 | 00:36:21,061 | Okay, so listen. I know you weren't | Okay, so listen. I know you weren't |
864 | 00:36:21,071 | 00:36:22,628 | into the whole Sissy Bounce thing. | into the whole Sissy Bounce thing. |
865 | 00:36:22,638 | 00:36:25,531 | And I get it. But imagine a show | And I get it. But imagine a show |
866 | 00:36:25,541 | 00:36:28,801 | about underground dance scenes all over the world. | about underground dance scenes all over the world. |
867 | 00:36:28,811 | 00:36:30,536 | [SIGHS] More dance? | [SIGHS] More dance? |
868 | 00:36:30,546 | 00:36:32,185 | - Travel shows are tricky. - No, Quinn. | - Travel shows are tricky. - No, Quinn. |
869 | 00:36:32,196 | 00:36:33,847 | This is so much more than just a travel show. | This is so much more than just a travel show. |
870 | 00:36:33,858 | 00:36:37,510 | It's about the universality of the need for self-expression. | It's about the universality of the need for self-expression. |
871 | 00:36:37,520 | 00:36:39,995 | I mean, now, more than ever, when the world is so fractured, | I mean, now, more than ever, when the world is so fractured, |
872 | 00:36:40,006 | 00:36:41,347 | we need something that reminds us | we need something that reminds us |
873 | 00:36:41,358 | 00:36:43,983 | how much we all actually have in common. | how much we all actually have in common. |
874 | 00:36:43,993 | 00:36:45,484 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
875 | 00:36:45,494 | 00:36:48,320 | I mean, uh, I don't know. | I mean, uh, I don't know. |
876 | 00:36:48,330 | 00:36:50,722 | Ugh. I just think foreign cruise and... | Ugh. I just think foreign cruise and... |
877 | 00:36:50,732 | 00:36:53,192 | And Alexi's gonna host it. | And Alexi's gonna host it. |
878 | 00:36:53,202 | 00:36:55,327 | - Really? - Yeah. He's... | - Really? - Yeah. He's... |
879 | 00:36:55,337 | 00:36:59,064 | He's... He's so excited about it, Quinn. | He's... He's so excited about it, Quinn. |
880 | 00:36:59,074 | 00:37:00,932 | Wow. | Wow. |
881 | 00:37:00,942 | 00:37:03,735 | I mean, now, that... that could be something. | I mean, now, that... that could be something. |
882 | 00:37:03,745 | 00:37:05,670 | - Yeah, Alexi has a huge following. - I know. | - Yeah, Alexi has a huge following. - I know. |
883 | 00:37:05,680 | 00:37:07,672 | His Calvin Klein campaign was effing massive. | His Calvin Klein campaign was effing massive. |
884 | 00:37:07,682 | 00:37:10,408 | So, just as we're premiering "Passport to Dance," | So, just as we're premiering "Passport to Dance," |
885 | 00:37:10,418 | 00:37:12,677 | we'll be getting free billboards all over Times Square. | we'll be getting free billboards all over Times Square. |
886 | 00:37:12,687 | 00:37:14,078 | [CHUCKLES] | [CHUCKLES] |
887 | 00:37:14,088 | 00:37:17,348 | Look at you, thinking like an executive producer. | Look at you, thinking like an executive producer. |
888 | 00:37:17,358 | 00:37:21,352 | Finally, somebody is actually doing their job. | Finally, somebody is actually doing their job. |
889 | 00:37:21,362 | 00:37:23,187 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
890 | 00:37:23,197 | 00:37:26,790 | All right. Let's make it happen. | All right. Let's make it happen. |
891 | 00:37:26,800 | 00:37:29,293 | - For real? - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] | - For real? - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] |
892 | 00:37:29,303 | 00:37:31,095 | [INHALES DEEPLY] | [INHALES DEEPLY] |
893 | 00:37:31,105 | 00:37:32,596 | Thank you, Quinn. | Thank you, Quinn. |
894 | 00:37:32,606 | 00:37:34,097 | You're not gonna regret it. | You're not gonna regret it. |
895 | 00:37:34,107 | 00:37:36,233 | - Okay. - [SIGHS] | - Okay. - [SIGHS] |
896 | 00:37:36,243 | 00:37:37,735 | [DOOR OPENS] | [DOOR OPENS] |
897 | 00:37:37,745 | 00:37:39,703 | [SIGHS] [DOOR CLOSES] | [SIGHS] [DOOR CLOSES] |
898 | 00:37:39,713 | 00:37:42,740 | Ah, ow. | Ah, ow. |
899 | 00:37:42,750 | 00:37:45,543 | Right there. See? Her? Just cut her out. | Right there. See? Her? Just cut her out. |
900 | 00:37:45,553 | 00:37:47,077 | I know, Chet. | I know, Chet. |
901 | 00:37:47,087 | 00:37:49,746 | Just give me a second. | Just give me a second. |
902 | 00:37:49,756 | 00:37:53,058 | - That's amazing. - Movie magic, dude. | - That's amazing. - Movie magic, dude. |
903 | 00:37:58,265 | 00:38:00,057 | Hey, Spence. Chet Wilton. | Hey, Spence. Chet Wilton. |
904 | 00:38:00,067 | 00:38:01,724 | Listen, I got some footage | Listen, I got some footage |
905 | 00:38:01,734 | 00:38:04,001 | you might be interested in seeing. | you might be interested in seeing. |
906 | 00:38:06,172 | 00:38:08,731 | Been thinking about you all night. | Been thinking about you all night. |
907 | 00:38:08,741 | 00:38:11,834 | Uh, yeah. You made that pretty damned clear. | Uh, yeah. You made that pretty damned clear. |
908 | 00:38:11,844 | 00:38:13,335 | I'm sorry. Was that too much? | I'm sorry. Was that too much? |
909 | 00:38:13,345 | 00:38:14,604 | I don't think anyone knows. | I don't think anyone knows. |
910 | 00:38:14,614 | 00:38:16,973 | I mean, did anyone say anything? | I mean, did anyone say anything? |
911 | 00:38:16,983 | 00:38:19,442 | - Did Rachel? - Okay, you know what? | - Did Rachel? - Okay, you know what? |
912 | 00:38:19,452 | 00:38:21,142 | We are done. | We are done. |
913 | 00:38:21,153 | 00:38:26,449 | Yeah, you're right. We are never doing this, ever again. | Yeah, you're right. We are never doing this, ever again. |
914 | 00:38:26,459 | 00:38:29,585 | August! I mean it. It's over. | August! I mean it. It's over. |
915 | 00:38:29,595 | 00:38:31,068 | Look, it never should have happened, | Look, it never should have happened, |
916 | 00:38:31,079 | 00:38:33,422 | and as far as I'm concerned, it never did. | and as far as I'm concerned, it never did. |
917 | 00:38:33,432 | 00:38:35,632 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
918 | 00:38:37,769 | 00:38:39,347 | Rachel. | Rachel. |
919 | 00:38:41,039 | 00:38:43,331 | I want you to know, | I want you to know, |
920 | 00:38:43,341 | 00:38:47,603 | coming to me was a very important step. | coming to me was a very important step. |
921 | 00:38:47,613 | 00:38:50,839 | I want to help you figure out where this... | I want to help you figure out where this... |
922 | 00:38:50,849 | 00:38:53,704 | this darkness comes from. | this darkness comes from. |
923 | 00:38:54,519 | 00:38:57,278 | I like you, Quinn. | I like you, Quinn. |
924 | 00:38:57,288 | 00:39:00,094 | Why is that so hard to believe? | Why is that so hard to believe? |
925 | 00:39:01,192 | 00:39:03,784 | It's not. It's just ridiculous, okay? | It's not. It's just ridiculous, okay? |
926 | 00:39:03,794 | 00:39:05,520 | If you want to stick around, | If you want to stick around, |
927 | 00:39:05,530 | 00:39:07,822 | you have to get your head back in the game with Serena. | you have to get your head back in the game with Serena. |
928 | 00:39:07,832 | 00:39:09,890 | Now, get the hell out. | Now, get the hell out. |
929 | 00:39:09,900 | 00:39:12,226 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
930 | 00:39:12,236 | 00:39:15,462 | Look. No. It's not Quinn. | Look. No. It's not Quinn. |
931 | 00:39:15,472 | 00:39:18,415 | Okay? She's the only real person in my life. | Okay? She's the only real person in my life. |
932 | 00:39:19,409 | 00:39:21,636 | Then what? Or who? | Then what? Or who? |
933 | 00:39:21,646 | 00:39:23,570 | [SIGHS] | [SIGHS] |
934 | 00:39:23,580 | 00:39:25,480 | I can't. | I can't. |
935 | 00:39:27,798 | 00:39:30,010 | This isn't going away, Rachel. | This isn't going away, Rachel. |
936 | 00:39:30,020 | 00:39:32,487 | ♪♪ | ♪♪ |
937 | 00:39:35,025 | 00:39:39,819 | ♪ In the spark, we saw a world ♪ | ♪ In the spark, we saw a world ♪ |
938 | 00:39:39,829 | 00:39:43,990 | ♪ Of who we could become ♪ | ♪ Of who we could become ♪ |
939 | 00:39:44,000 | 00:39:46,993 | ♪ But then you shut it down ♪ | ♪ But then you shut it down ♪ |
940 | 00:39:47,003 | 00:39:49,663 | ♪ And you walked away ♪ | ♪ And you walked away ♪ |
941 | 00:39:49,673 | 00:39:54,167 | ♪ Before it had begun ♪ | ♪ Before it had begun ♪ |
942 | 00:39:54,177 | 00:39:58,938 | ♪ I will drink my trail of tears ♪ | ♪ I will drink my trail of tears ♪ |
943 | 00:39:58,948 | 00:40:02,408 | ♪ I will tell my tale of woe ♪ | ♪ I will tell my tale of woe ♪ |
944 | 00:40:02,418 | 00:40:03,676 | [LAUGHTER] | [LAUGHTER] |
945 | 00:40:03,686 | 00:40:06,179 | - ♪ I will drawl now ♪ - [SIGHS] | - ♪ I will drawl now ♪ - [SIGHS] |
946 | 00:40:06,189 | 00:40:08,714 | - ♪ I will walk somehow ♪ - [URINE TRICKLING] | - ♪ I will walk somehow ♪ - [URINE TRICKLING] |
947 | 00:40:08,724 | 00:40:10,683 | ♪ Then I'll come in, from the cold ♪ | ♪ Then I'll come in, from the cold ♪ |
948 | 00:40:10,693 | 00:40:13,352 | Aww. | Aww. |
949 | 00:40:13,362 | 00:40:15,688 | ♪ No more waiting ♪ | ♪ No more waiting ♪ |
950 | 00:40:15,698 | 00:40:18,090 | ♪ No more waiting ♪ | ♪ No more waiting ♪ |
951 | 00:40:18,100 | 00:40:22,928 | ♪ No more childish games ♪ | ♪ No more childish games ♪ |
952 | 00:40:22,938 | 00:40:27,765 | ♪ I will stand inside the fire ♪ | ♪ I will stand inside the fire ♪ |
953 | 00:40:27,775 | 00:40:32,536 | ♪ I will swallow all the flames ♪ | ♪ I will swallow all the flames ♪ |
954 | 00:40:32,546 | 00:40:37,374 | ♪ I will rage inside the fire ♪ | ♪ I will rage inside the fire ♪ |
955 | 00:40:37,384 | 00:40:41,612 | ♪ I will end this paradox ♪ | ♪ I will end this paradox ♪ |
956 | 00:40:41,622 | 00:40:44,089 | ♪ No more waiting ♪ | ♪ No more waiting ♪ |
957 | 00:40:44,211 | 00:40:46,501 | - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - | - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - |