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1 | 00:00:01,315 | 00:00:03,107 | Welcome to "Everlasting." | Welcome to "Everlasting." |
2 | 00:00:03,117 | 00:00:04,708 | Let's go, people. | Let's go, people. |
3 | 00:00:04,718 | 00:00:07,252 | I want nudity, 911 calls, cat fights. | I want nudity, 911 calls, cat fights. |
4 | 00:00:07,288 | 00:00:09,313 | Get me some good TV. | Get me some good TV. |
5 | 00:00:09,323 | 00:00:10,981 | Your suitor, Adam Cromwell! | Your suitor, Adam Cromwell! |
6 | 00:00:10,991 | 00:00:13,556 | There's a lot of eyes on you. You're the first black suitor. | There's a lot of eyes on you. You're the first black suitor. |
7 | 00:00:13,567 | 00:00:15,204 | I need my dragon. | I need my dragon. |
8 | 00:00:15,215 | 00:00:17,173 | I create conditions for things to happen. | I create conditions for things to happen. |
9 | 00:00:17,184 | 00:00:20,324 | Listen to everything I say and just repeat after me. | Listen to everything I say and just repeat after me. |
10 | 00:00:20,334 | 00:00:21,659 | Will you marry me? | Will you marry me? |
11 | 00:00:21,669 | 00:00:23,059 | Love is swell... | Love is swell... |
12 | 00:00:23,069 | 00:00:24,952 | but it is not something you build a life around. | but it is not something you build a life around. |
13 | 00:00:24,963 | 00:00:26,280 | How many times have you made me | How many times have you made me |
14 | 00:00:26,291 | 00:00:27,998 | look like a fool in front of these people? | look like a fool in front of these people? |
15 | 00:00:28,008 | 00:00:30,300 | You want to demote me? You demote me to my face. | You want to demote me? You demote me to my face. |
16 | 00:00:32,578 | 00:00:34,637 | - Are you taking your meds? - Don't do that, Mom. | - Are you taking your meds? - Don't do that, Mom. |
17 | 00:00:34,647 | 00:00:35,972 | I'm sorry you feel judged. | I'm sorry you feel judged. |
18 | 00:00:35,982 | 00:00:37,373 | - So it's okay. - Don't shrink me. | - So it's okay. - Don't shrink me. |
19 | 00:00:37,383 | 00:00:38,958 | You want to come home with me? | You want to come home with me? |
20 | 00:00:38,969 | 00:00:40,376 | Quinn, what is it? | Quinn, what is it? |
21 | 00:00:40,386 | 00:00:41,977 | You want kids, and I can't have them. | You want kids, and I can't have them. |
22 | 00:00:41,987 | 00:00:43,979 | I won't be anybody's disappointment. | I won't be anybody's disappointment. |
23 | 00:00:43,989 | 00:00:46,382 | Chet? What the hell are you doing here? | Chet? What the hell are you doing here? |
24 | 00:00:46,392 | 00:00:48,250 | I'm taking my kingdom back. | I'm taking my kingdom back. |
25 | 00:00:48,260 | 00:00:49,819 | What in the hell are you guys doing? | What in the hell are you guys doing? |
26 | 00:00:49,829 | 00:00:51,271 | I'm putting someone else in charge. | I'm putting someone else in charge. |
27 | 00:00:51,282 | 00:00:53,055 | Coleman Wasserman, come in here please. | Coleman Wasserman, come in here please. |
28 | 00:00:53,065 | 00:00:55,057 | He is the one in charge now. | He is the one in charge now. |
29 | 00:00:55,067 | 00:00:56,758 | I'm not gonna let you touch this place. | I'm not gonna let you touch this place. |
30 | 00:00:56,768 | 00:00:58,660 | I'm a reporter. That woman Mary, | I'm a reporter. That woman Mary, |
31 | 00:00:58,670 | 00:01:00,930 | who jumped off the roof last year, that was a murder. | who jumped off the roof last year, that was a murder. |
32 | 00:01:00,940 | 00:01:03,866 | Coleman knows about Mary, and he's about to expose us. | Coleman knows about Mary, and he's about to expose us. |
33 | 00:01:03,876 | 00:01:05,428 | Right now, we really have to stop him. | Right now, we really have to stop him. |
34 | 00:01:05,439 | 00:01:07,415 | You don't ever have to worry about them again. | You don't ever have to worry about them again. |
35 | 00:01:07,426 | 00:01:08,759 | I told you I'd do anything. | I told you I'd do anything. |
36 | 00:01:09,980 | 00:01:11,997 | We have live breaking news at 11:00. | We have live breaking news at 11:00. |
37 | 00:01:12,008 | 00:01:14,469 | Emergency crews are on the scene of a single-car accident | Emergency crews are on the scene of a single-car accident |
38 | 00:01:14,480 | 00:01:16,247 | at Baywood Canyon Road. | at Baywood Canyon Road. |
39 | 00:01:17,808 | 00:01:20,449 | Lies are what kill us. | Lies are what kill us. |
40 | 00:01:20,459 | 00:01:24,919 | The stress of keeping up those lies is poison. | The stress of keeping up those lies is poison. |
41 | 00:01:24,929 | 00:01:29,398 | Every lie we tell is one step closer to the grave. | Every lie we tell is one step closer to the grave. |
42 | 00:01:49,119 | 00:01:50,778 | Rachel! | Rachel! |
43 | 00:01:50,788 | 00:01:52,354 | Surprise! | Surprise! |
44 | 00:01:53,591 | 00:01:57,651 | So, this is what you've been doing for the past six months? | So, this is what you've been doing for the past six months? |
45 | 00:01:57,661 | 00:02:00,988 | Floating in the water and tending goats? | Floating in the water and tending goats? |
46 | 00:02:00,998 | 00:02:03,056 | Yeah, I'm, uh... | Yeah, I'm, uh... |
47 | 00:02:03,066 | 00:02:05,492 | I'm committed to this healing practice | I'm committed to this healing practice |
48 | 00:02:05,502 | 00:02:07,327 | called "Essential Honesty." | called "Essential Honesty." |
49 | 00:02:07,337 | 00:02:08,661 | What? | What? |
50 | 00:02:08,671 | 00:02:12,673 | I mean, I'm doing my own version of it, but it's like, no lies... ever. | I mean, I'm doing my own version of it, but it's like, no lies... ever. |
51 | 00:02:13,843 | 00:02:16,436 | Wait. Is that really what you thought your problem was? | Wait. Is that really what you thought your problem was? |
52 | 00:02:16,446 | 00:02:17,516 | Lying? | Lying? |
53 | 00:02:19,416 | 00:02:22,909 | When I first got here, I was just producing people all the time. | When I first got here, I was just producing people all the time. |
54 | 00:02:22,919 | 00:02:25,620 | Manipulating them into giving me what I wanted. | Manipulating them into giving me what I wanted. |
55 | 00:02:29,859 | 00:02:31,250 | It's part of my program. | It's part of my program. |
56 | 00:02:31,260 | 00:02:33,152 | I write down all the lies I've ever told. | I write down all the lies I've ever told. |
57 | 00:02:33,162 | 00:02:36,455 | Then I tally up the days that I've been lie-free. | Then I tally up the days that I've been lie-free. |
58 | 00:02:36,465 | 00:02:38,925 | I'm on a sober streak. | I'm on a sober streak. |
59 | 00:02:38,935 | 00:02:43,162 | Huh. Well, that's interesting. | Huh. Well, that's interesting. |
60 | 00:02:43,172 | 00:02:46,365 | But, um... | But, um... |
61 | 00:02:46,375 | 00:02:48,801 | I have a better idea. | I have a better idea. |
62 | 00:02:48,811 | 00:02:53,972 | Quinn, look, I know that we said six months, but... | Quinn, look, I know that we said six months, but... |
63 | 00:02:53,982 | 00:02:55,340 | I'm in a really good place. | I'm in a really good place. |
64 | 00:02:55,350 | 00:02:56,809 | Well, I'm not. | Well, I'm not. |
65 | 00:02:56,819 | 00:03:00,512 | "Everlasting" is about to be canceled for real. | "Everlasting" is about to be canceled for real. |
66 | 00:03:00,522 | 00:03:01,847 | What? | What? |
67 | 00:03:01,857 | 00:03:03,982 | Yes. They can't get any advertisers | Yes. They can't get any advertisers |
68 | 00:03:03,992 | 00:03:06,217 | because of the whole PR nightmare last season. | because of the whole PR nightmare last season. |
69 | 00:03:06,227 | 00:03:09,387 | I mean, people who used to dry-hump my leg at parties | I mean, people who used to dry-hump my leg at parties |
70 | 00:03:09,397 | 00:03:11,656 | now won't even call me back. | now won't even call me back. |
71 | 00:03:11,666 | 00:03:14,392 | I need "Everlasting" to be back up and running | I need "Everlasting" to be back up and running |
72 | 00:03:14,402 | 00:03:16,569 | so that I can build my empire. | so that I can build my empire. |
73 | 00:03:23,544 | 00:03:25,570 | Fine. | Fine. |
74 | 00:03:25,580 | 00:03:26,846 | You want me to say it? | You want me to say it? |
75 | 00:03:31,218 | 00:03:32,852 | I need you. | I need you. |
76 | 00:03:35,089 | 00:03:36,514 | I miss you. | I miss you. |
77 | 00:03:44,060 | 00:03:46,822 | - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - | - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - |
78 | 00:03:46,833 | 00:03:48,892 | She's the female Elon Musk. | She's the female Elon Musk. |
79 | 00:03:48,902 | 00:03:51,695 | She's hot, sexy, smart, | She's hot, sexy, smart, |
80 | 00:03:51,705 | 00:03:53,364 | but single. | but single. |
81 | 00:03:53,374 | 00:03:55,607 | It's a plague of our generation. | It's a plague of our generation. |
82 | 00:03:59,345 | 00:04:01,771 | Women like her, they do everything right... | Women like her, they do everything right... |
83 | 00:04:01,781 | 00:04:04,007 | got banging careers, | got banging careers, |
84 | 00:04:04,017 | 00:04:05,575 | they've been on every dating app... | they've been on every dating app... |
85 | 00:04:05,585 | 00:04:07,844 | but the more successful they get, | but the more successful they get, |
86 | 00:04:07,854 | 00:04:10,279 | the harder it is to find the right guy. | the harder it is to find the right guy. |
87 | 00:04:10,289 | 00:04:12,382 | - Sounds depressing. - More like real. | - Sounds depressing. - More like real. |
88 | 00:04:12,392 | 00:04:15,618 | This is the truth of the world out there. | This is the truth of the world out there. |
89 | 00:04:15,628 | 00:04:17,628 | This could finally be our Emmy. | This could finally be our Emmy. |
90 | 00:04:19,298 | 00:04:21,891 | - An Emmy? - How about we just make our days? | - An Emmy? - How about we just make our days? |
91 | 00:04:21,901 | 00:04:24,127 | Or how about we start with something simple, like, | Or how about we start with something simple, like, |
92 | 00:04:24,137 | 00:04:26,562 | I- I don't know, nobody dies. | I- I don't know, nobody dies. |
93 | 00:04:26,572 | 00:04:27,763 | How about that? | How about that? |
94 | 00:04:27,773 | 00:04:29,698 | Serena is our girl. | Serena is our girl. |
95 | 00:04:29,708 | 00:04:31,366 | She's the feminist suitress. | She's the feminist suitress. |
96 | 00:04:31,376 | 00:04:33,869 | - Feminist? - Okay, listen, Gary. | - Feminist? - Okay, listen, Gary. |
97 | 00:04:33,879 | 00:04:36,605 | I know the brass upstairs is busting your balls | I know the brass upstairs is busting your balls |
98 | 00:04:36,615 | 00:04:37,973 | about all this pink-hat, | about all this pink-hat, |
99 | 00:04:37,983 | 00:04:40,075 | female-empowerment crap and quotas. | female-empowerment crap and quotas. |
100 | 00:04:40,085 | 00:04:41,911 | Serena ticks off a lot of boxes. | Serena ticks off a lot of boxes. |
101 | 00:04:41,921 | 00:04:43,612 | I can get them off your back. | I can get them off your back. |
102 | 00:04:43,622 | 00:04:46,114 | You do realize that your career's on life support, right? | You do realize that your career's on life support, right? |
103 | 00:04:46,124 | 00:04:48,417 | - Yes, Gary. - But we covered for you. | - Yes, Gary. - But we covered for you. |
104 | 00:04:48,427 | 00:04:50,919 | We let you throw Wagerstein under the bus. | We let you throw Wagerstein under the bus. |
105 | 00:04:50,929 | 00:04:54,089 | But people like you cannot make the same mistake twice. | But people like you cannot make the same mistake twice. |
106 | 00:04:54,099 | 00:04:56,591 | You mean women like me. | You mean women like me. |
107 | 00:04:56,601 | 00:04:59,094 | Chet can live his life like a walking bozo parade... | Chet can live his life like a walking bozo parade... |
108 | 00:04:59,104 | 00:05:00,728 | - Hey. Hey! - But me, I'm one and done. | - Hey. Hey! - But me, I'm one and done. |
109 | 00:05:00,738 | 00:05:03,164 | All right, all right, right. Listen, it's a go. | All right, all right, right. Listen, it's a go. |
110 | 00:05:03,174 | 00:05:05,900 | But if this goes south, like last year, | But if this goes south, like last year, |
111 | 00:05:05,910 | 00:05:07,443 | you're fired. | you're fired. |
112 | 00:05:10,982 | 00:05:13,007 | An Emmy? Nice touch. | An Emmy? Nice touch. |
113 | 00:05:13,017 | 00:05:15,595 | I meant it, Quinn. I got to start thinking what I'm leaving | I meant it, Quinn. I got to start thinking what I'm leaving |
114 | 00:05:15,606 | 00:05:18,512 | behind for my son, especially since I can't see him since the, uh... | behind for my son, especially since I can't see him since the, uh... |
115 | 00:05:18,522 | 00:05:20,081 | You kidnapped him? | You kidnapped him? |
116 | 00:05:20,091 | 00:05:23,451 | I want him to know what I did with my life. | I want him to know what I did with my life. |
117 | 00:05:23,461 | 00:05:26,153 | - Okay. - Hey, guys. | - Okay. - Hey, guys. |
118 | 00:05:26,163 | 00:05:27,955 | What about Maddie? You bringing her back? | What about Maddie? You bringing her back? |
119 | 00:05:27,965 | 00:05:30,265 | Why do you care about Madison? | Why do you care about Madison? |
120 | 00:05:32,336 | 00:05:33,860 | Ugh, you didn't. | Ugh, you didn't. |
121 | 00:05:33,870 | 00:05:35,329 | Maddie's the future, Quinn. | Maddie's the future, Quinn. |
122 | 00:05:35,339 | 00:05:37,330 | You need her. | You need her. |
123 | 00:05:37,340 | 00:05:40,575 | Great. Thanks, Gary. | Great. Thanks, Gary. |
124 | 00:05:51,634 | 00:05:53,946 | You shouldn't have worn shorts. Get off of channel 1. | You shouldn't have worn shorts. Get off of channel 1. |
125 | 00:05:53,956 | 00:05:56,483 | Hey, Rach. How's it going? | Hey, Rach. How's it going? |
126 | 00:05:56,493 | 00:05:58,184 | Oh, kind of freaking out. | Oh, kind of freaking out. |
127 | 00:05:58,194 | 00:06:00,353 | Ooh, I can't breathe. | Ooh, I can't breathe. |
128 | 00:06:00,363 | 00:06:01,795 | And I've got my period. | And I've got my period. |
129 | 00:06:01,806 | 00:06:03,436 | - It's pretty heavy, actually. - Gross. | - It's pretty heavy, actually. - Gross. |
130 | 00:06:03,447 | 00:06:05,639 | Yeah, but you know what? I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna make it through. | Yeah, but you know what? I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna make it through. |
131 | 00:06:05,650 | 00:06:07,860 | - I always do. - Cool, it's nice to see you, too. | - I always do. - Cool, it's nice to see you, too. |
132 | 00:06:07,870 | 00:06:09,294 | - I need you to... - It's not. | - I need you to... - It's not. |
133 | 00:06:09,304 | 00:06:11,063 | - It's not what? - Nice to see me. | - It's not what? - Nice to see me. |
134 | 00:06:11,073 | 00:06:12,730 | Dan, come on. Let's just cut the crap. | Dan, come on. Let's just cut the crap. |
135 | 00:06:12,741 | 00:06:14,399 | Let's just be totally honest, okay? | Let's just be totally honest, okay? |
136 | 00:06:14,409 | 00:06:16,301 | - Okay. - We can't stand each other. | - Okay. - We can't stand each other. |
137 | 00:06:16,311 | 00:06:17,637 | I wouldn't say that. I mean... | I wouldn't say that. I mean... |
138 | 00:06:17,647 | 00:06:21,091 | Just tell the truth. It's gonna make you feel so much better, I swear. | Just tell the truth. It's gonna make you feel so much better, I swear. |
139 | 00:06:21,684 | 00:06:23,042 | Okay, all right, yeah. | Okay, all right, yeah. |
140 | 00:06:23,052 | 00:06:26,077 | It's, uh... It's kind of terrifying to see you. | It's, uh... It's kind of terrifying to see you. |
141 | 00:06:26,087 | 00:06:27,646 | - Right? - Totally stresses me out. | - Right? - Totally stresses me out. |
142 | 00:06:27,656 | 00:06:28,833 | - Right? See? - Yeah. | - Right? See? - Yeah. |
143 | 00:06:28,844 | 00:06:30,525 | Okay, great. This is great. Let's keep this up. | Okay, great. This is great. Let's keep this up. |
144 | 00:06:30,536 | 00:06:31,750 | It does feel good. | It does feel good. |
145 | 00:06:31,760 | 00:06:33,218 | - I could actually... - Is that... | - I could actually... - Is that... |
146 | 00:06:33,228 | 00:06:34,586 | Is that "Essential Honesty"? | Is that "Essential Honesty"? |
147 | 00:06:34,596 | 00:06:36,888 | That... Do... Do it on me. Do it on me. | That... Do... Do it on me. Do it on me. |
148 | 00:06:36,898 | 00:06:38,423 | No, Chet. It's not a party trick. | No, Chet. It's not a party trick. |
149 | 00:06:38,433 | 00:06:39,758 | It's my life. | It's my life. |
150 | 00:06:39,768 | 00:06:41,826 | Come on, little weirdo. | Come on, little weirdo. |
151 | 00:06:41,836 | 00:06:44,428 | Don't call me that, please. | Don't call me that, please. |
152 | 00:06:44,438 | 00:06:46,597 | What, "little weirdo"? It's a term of endearment. | What, "little weirdo"? It's a term of endearment. |
153 | 00:06:46,607 | 00:06:49,233 | Okay, well, it's not funny 'cause it flips me out. | Okay, well, it's not funny 'cause it flips me out. |
154 | 00:06:49,243 | 00:06:51,536 | Come on. I want to know what you think about me. | Come on. I want to know what you think about me. |
155 | 00:06:51,546 | 00:06:53,271 | Tell me the truth. | Tell me the truth. |
156 | 00:06:54,883 | 00:06:57,341 | Fine. Um... | Fine. Um... |
157 | 00:06:57,351 | 00:07:00,378 | you are an overpaid, uh, incompetent man-baby | you are an overpaid, uh, incompetent man-baby |
158 | 00:07:00,388 | 00:07:01,779 | who's riding on the backs of women | who's riding on the backs of women |
159 | 00:07:01,789 | 00:07:03,714 | who do all of your work for you. | who do all of your work for you. |
160 | 00:07:03,724 | 00:07:06,184 | You're too dumb to know how pathetic it is | You're too dumb to know how pathetic it is |
161 | 00:07:06,194 | 00:07:09,253 | that we had to use you to push Serena through to the network | that we had to use you to push Serena through to the network |
162 | 00:07:09,263 | 00:07:11,622 | just because you were born with a dick. | just because you were born with a dick. |
163 | 00:07:11,632 | 00:07:14,425 | And I never understood what Quinn saw in your fat, sweaty, | And I never understood what Quinn saw in your fat, sweaty, |
164 | 00:07:14,435 | 00:07:16,894 | drug-addled ass, but whatever it was, | drug-addled ass, but whatever it was, |
165 | 00:07:16,904 | 00:07:18,962 | you wasted the best years of her life | you wasted the best years of her life |
166 | 00:07:18,972 | 00:07:21,765 | and destroyed the one person who is ever gonna care about you. | and destroyed the one person who is ever gonna care about you. |
167 | 00:07:21,775 | 00:07:23,901 | Hey, Rachel! | Hey, Rachel! |
168 | 00:07:23,911 | 00:07:26,044 | So, that's the truth. | So, that's the truth. |
169 | 00:07:28,949 | 00:07:31,441 | I'm gonna go get my walkie now. | I'm gonna go get my walkie now. |
170 | 00:07:31,451 | 00:07:34,578 | Get back to work! Stop standing around! | Get back to work! Stop standing around! |
171 | 00:07:34,588 | 00:07:36,879 | Don't worry about it, okay? | Don't worry about it, okay? |
172 | 00:07:36,889 | 00:07:39,749 | It's just a phase. She'll be out of it in a week. | It's just a phase. She'll be out of it in a week. |
173 | 00:07:39,759 | 00:07:43,160 | Hope she doesn't kill somebody between now and then. | Hope she doesn't kill somebody between now and then. |
174 | 00:07:45,098 | 00:07:46,456 | Oh, hey, Rachel, listen, I... | Oh, hey, Rachel, listen, I... |
175 | 00:07:46,466 | 00:07:47,869 | Five minutes, Graham. Five minutes. | Five minutes, Graham. Five minutes. |
176 | 00:07:47,880 | 00:07:49,382 | - Thank you, Rachel. - You're welcome. | - Thank you, Rachel. - You're welcome. |
177 | 00:07:49,393 | 00:07:51,211 | - Hey, Quinn. - Graham, just the Spanx on. | - Hey, Quinn. - Graham, just the Spanx on. |
178 | 00:07:51,222 | 00:07:53,378 | - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hey, loose cannon. | - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hey, loose cannon. |
179 | 00:07:53,389 | 00:07:55,631 | Um, would you like to explain to me | Um, would you like to explain to me |
180 | 00:07:55,641 | 00:07:57,433 | what the hell happened out there? | what the hell happened out there? |
181 | 00:07:57,443 | 00:07:59,936 | That was just the cleansing fire of truth. | That was just the cleansing fire of truth. |
182 | 00:07:59,946 | 00:08:01,570 | - Oh, okay. - Mm. | - Oh, okay. - Mm. |
183 | 00:08:01,580 | 00:08:05,073 | Well, I am going to need you to get your shit together | Well, I am going to need you to get your shit together |
184 | 00:08:05,083 | 00:08:07,075 | because Chet is still your boss, | because Chet is still your boss, |
185 | 00:08:07,085 | 00:08:08,644 | and, like it or not, Gary trusts him. | and, like it or not, Gary trusts him. |
186 | 00:08:08,654 | 00:08:10,346 | - Of course he does. - And look, | - Of course he does. - And look, |
187 | 00:08:10,356 | 00:08:13,649 | I really appreciate you standing up for me back there, | I really appreciate you standing up for me back there, |
188 | 00:08:13,659 | 00:08:15,618 | seriously, but I'm fine. | seriously, but I'm fine. |
189 | 00:08:15,628 | 00:08:17,394 | I'm fine, too. | I'm fine, too. |
190 | 00:08:18,797 | 00:08:19,929 | Okay. | Okay. |
191 | 00:08:20,633 | 00:08:21,823 | Jay! | Jay! |
192 | 00:08:21,833 | 00:08:23,933 | Hi! | Hi! |
193 | 00:08:25,575 | 00:08:26,826 | - Hi. - Wow! | - Hi. - Wow! |
194 | 00:08:26,837 | 00:08:28,964 | They, like, really did a number on you at that cult. | They, like, really did a number on you at that cult. |
195 | 00:08:28,974 | 00:08:30,531 | It's not a cult. It's a farm. | It's not a cult. It's a farm. |
196 | 00:08:30,541 | 00:08:32,768 | It's the same thing. Rachel, it's the same thing. | It's the same thing. Rachel, it's the same thing. |
197 | 00:08:32,778 | 00:08:34,225 | - Hey, welcome home, by the way. - It's a cult. | - Hey, welcome home, by the way. - It's a cult. |
198 | 00:08:34,236 | 00:08:35,798 | I set up our meeting for that pitch, so, | I set up our meeting for that pitch, so, |
199 | 00:08:35,814 | 00:08:37,842 | as soon as we're up and running, let me know what you got. | as soon as we're up and running, let me know what you got. |
200 | 00:08:37,853 | 00:08:38,939 | Great. | Great. |
201 | 00:08:38,949 | 00:08:40,341 | The pitch? | The pitch? |
202 | 00:08:40,351 | 00:08:42,042 | Daddy's getting on up out of here, girl. | Daddy's getting on up out of here, girl. |
203 | 00:08:42,052 | 00:08:43,478 | What's the show about? | What's the show about? |
204 | 00:08:43,488 | 00:08:45,380 | Not a clue. | Not a clue. |
205 | 00:08:46,658 | 00:08:48,115 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
206 | 00:08:48,125 | 00:08:49,350 | Is that Madison? | Is that Madison? |
207 | 00:08:49,360 | 00:08:50,618 | What happened to the pigtails? | What happened to the pigtails? |
208 | 00:08:50,628 | 00:08:52,820 | Did you hear she sold a pilot? | Did you hear she sold a pilot? |
209 | 00:08:52,830 | 00:08:54,221 | - Slut. - Slut. | - Slut. - Slut. |
210 | 00:08:54,231 | 00:08:55,499 | Rachel. | Rachel. |
211 | 00:08:55,510 | 00:08:57,683 | - I'll see you later. - Suitress is on the driveway. | - I'll see you later. - Suitress is on the driveway. |
212 | 00:09:03,007 | 00:09:04,564 | Serena. | Serena. |
213 | 00:09:04,574 | 00:09:06,000 | - Hey. - Hi. | - Hey. - Hi. |
214 | 00:09:06,010 | 00:09:08,836 | So good to see you again. I just... I... | So good to see you again. I just... I... |
215 | 00:09:08,846 | 00:09:10,504 | I honestly can't even believe you're here. | I honestly can't even believe you're here. |
216 | 00:09:10,514 | 00:09:13,005 | - You're such a catch. We're so lucky. - God, really? | - You're such a catch. We're so lucky. - God, really? |
217 | 00:09:13,016 | 00:09:15,639 | Yeah. Let's leave the bags here. Someone will come get them. | Yeah. Let's leave the bags here. Someone will come get them. |
218 | 00:09:15,650 | 00:09:18,845 | I mean, you're investing in every single start-up that's, | I mean, you're investing in every single start-up that's, |
219 | 00:09:18,855 | 00:09:21,047 | I think, gonna change the world. | I think, gonna change the world. |
220 | 00:09:21,057 | 00:09:22,582 | I... Fingers crossed. | I... Fingers crossed. |
221 | 00:09:22,592 | 00:09:24,351 | - You are very sweet. - Yeah. | - You are very sweet. - Yeah. |
222 | 00:09:24,361 | 00:09:26,353 | Oh, I can't believe I'm actually here. | Oh, I can't believe I'm actually here. |
223 | 00:09:26,363 | 00:09:29,856 | I'm putting my career on hold for six weeks, but I just... | I'm putting my career on hold for six weeks, but I just... |
224 | 00:09:29,866 | 00:09:31,891 | I just decided that it is the best way | I just decided that it is the best way |
225 | 00:09:31,901 | 00:09:33,827 | to maximize my dating flow. | to maximize my dating flow. |
226 | 00:09:34,795 | 00:09:36,487 | Super romantic. | Super romantic. |
227 | 00:09:36,498 | 00:09:38,198 | Oh, you know, I'm just being practical. | Oh, you know, I'm just being practical. |
228 | 00:09:38,208 | 00:09:41,734 | Hey, before we go in there, how does this work? | Hey, before we go in there, how does this work? |
229 | 00:09:41,744 | 00:09:44,370 | Do you guys... You give me head shots and résumés on the guys? | Do you guys... You give me head shots and résumés on the guys? |
230 | 00:09:44,380 | 00:09:47,251 | Oh, no, no. We just pick them for you. It's old-school, yenta-style. | Oh, no, no. We just pick them for you. It's old-school, yenta-style. |
231 | 00:09:47,262 | 00:09:48,941 | - Okay, seriously? - Seriously. | - Okay, seriously? - Seriously. |
232 | 00:09:48,951 | 00:09:51,076 | I don't get to Google them, or, you know, | I don't get to Google them, or, you know, |
233 | 00:09:51,086 | 00:09:53,415 | Facebook-stalk their last five girlfriends or anything? | Facebook-stalk their last five girlfriends or anything? |
234 | 00:09:53,426 | 00:09:54,912 | - Hey... - One second. Thanks so much. | - Hey... - One second. Thanks so much. |
235 | 00:09:54,923 | 00:09:56,281 | Yep. | Yep. |
236 | 00:09:56,291 | 00:09:58,177 | Um, you don't seem like a bullshitter. | Um, you don't seem like a bullshitter. |
237 | 00:09:58,188 | 00:09:59,719 | I'm currently not. | I'm currently not. |
238 | 00:09:59,729 | 00:10:01,519 | Okay, good. | Okay, good. |
239 | 00:10:01,529 | 00:10:02,963 | I'm glad you're here. | I'm glad you're here. |
240 | 00:10:04,066 | 00:10:05,332 | Rachel. | Rachel. |
241 | 00:10:08,203 | 00:10:10,295 | Uh... nap time. | Uh... nap time. |
242 | 00:10:10,305 | 00:10:12,184 | Let's go, lady. Let's go. | Let's go, lady. Let's go. |
243 | 00:10:12,195 | 00:10:14,074 | Can we talk for a second? | Can we talk for a second? |
244 | 00:10:16,044 | 00:10:17,869 | What the hell is Jeremy doing here? | What the hell is Jeremy doing here? |
245 | 00:10:17,879 | 00:10:19,623 | Not blowing up our lives. | Not blowing up our lives. |
246 | 00:10:19,634 | 00:10:20,920 | Really? Speak for yourself. | Really? Speak for yourself. |
247 | 00:10:20,931 | 00:10:23,274 | Rachel... we have to keep him close. | Rachel... we have to keep him close. |
248 | 00:10:23,284 | 00:10:24,642 | He's a liability out there. | He's a liability out there. |
249 | 00:10:24,652 | 00:10:26,745 | No, Quinn, he is a liability in here. | No, Quinn, he is a liability in here. |
250 | 00:10:26,755 | 00:10:27,945 | Come in. | Come in. |
251 | 00:10:27,955 | 00:10:29,914 | Rachel. | Rachel. |
252 | 00:10:29,924 | 00:10:31,716 | Just hear me out, okay? | Just hear me out, okay? |
253 | 00:10:31,726 | 00:10:34,285 | I know there's no excuse for how I was last season. | I know there's no excuse for how I was last season. |
254 | 00:10:34,295 | 00:10:36,787 | But I'm... I'm sober. | But I'm... I'm sober. |
255 | 00:10:36,797 | 00:10:38,822 | And I've been through anger-management classes, | And I've been through anger-management classes, |
256 | 00:10:38,832 | 00:10:41,259 | and I'm just so sorry. | and I'm just so sorry. |
257 | 00:10:41,269 | 00:10:43,633 | Hitting you is the worst thing that I've ever done. | Hitting you is the worst thing that I've ever done. |
258 | 00:10:43,644 | 00:10:44,929 | That's the worst thing you've ever done?! | That's the worst thing you've ever done?! |
259 | 00:10:44,940 | 00:10:46,797 | Hey! Okay, okay, okay! Enough. | Hey! Okay, okay, okay! Enough. |
260 | 00:10:46,807 | 00:10:50,333 | Perception is reality. | Perception is reality. |
261 | 00:10:50,343 | 00:10:52,503 | And right now, the perception is | And right now, the perception is |
262 | 00:10:52,513 | 00:10:56,306 | that there was a terrible car crash at the end of last season. | that there was a terrible car crash at the end of last season. |
263 | 00:10:56,316 | 00:10:58,582 | So, that is what happened. | So, that is what happened. |
264 | 00:10:58,593 | 00:11:03,491 | It was an accident, and we are all in this together. | It was an accident, and we are all in this together. |
265 | 00:11:03,502 | 00:11:05,314 | And I've been thinking about this, and... | And I've been thinking about this, and... |
266 | 00:11:06,993 | 00:11:09,560 | I think we need a pact, something binding. | I think we need a pact, something binding. |
267 | 00:11:11,464 | 00:11:13,156 | - A blood oath. - No, that is ridiculous. | - A blood oath. - No, that is ridiculous. |
268 | 00:11:13,166 | 00:11:16,259 | Hey, listen, we got to do something so little weirdo | Hey, listen, we got to do something so little weirdo |
269 | 00:11:16,269 | 00:11:19,529 | and her "Essential Honesty" doesn't destroy all of us. | and her "Essential Honesty" doesn't destroy all of us. |
270 | 00:11:19,539 | 00:11:20,919 | This isn't even hygienic. | This isn't even hygienic. |
271 | 00:11:20,930 | 00:11:23,013 | Hygienic? You want to go to jail? | Hygienic? You want to go to jail? |
272 | 00:11:32,184 | 00:11:33,275 | Fine. | Fine. |
273 | 00:11:37,957 | 00:11:39,348 | I'm in. | I'm in. |
274 | 00:11:40,625 | 00:11:42,017 | You're insane, Chet. | You're insane, Chet. |
275 | 00:11:42,027 | 00:11:44,519 | This works, Quinn. Bring it in. | This works, Quinn. Bring it in. |
276 | 00:11:46,565 | 00:11:53,628 | We vow to stay essentially silent about this one thing. | We vow to stay essentially silent about this one thing. |
277 | 00:11:53,638 | 00:11:55,472 | Rachel, Serena won't go to set. | Rachel, Serena won't go to set. |
278 | 00:11:59,711 | 00:12:01,002 | This color is fabulous. | This color is fabulous. |
279 | 00:12:01,012 | 00:12:02,136 | Great job. Get out. | Great job. Get out. |
280 | 00:12:02,146 | 00:12:03,580 | Okay. | Okay. |
281 | 00:12:05,750 | 00:12:07,476 | I look like a stripper mermaid. | I look like a stripper mermaid. |
282 | 00:12:07,486 | 00:12:09,978 | What? Are you kidding me? You look amazing. | What? Are you kidding me? You look amazing. |
283 | 00:12:09,988 | 00:12:12,180 | I'd bang you standing up if I swung that way. | I'd bang you standing up if I swung that way. |
284 | 00:12:12,190 | 00:12:13,747 | Rachel, tell the truth. | Rachel, tell the truth. |
285 | 00:12:13,757 | 00:12:16,025 | Do I or do I not look like a stripper mermaid? | Do I or do I not look like a stripper mermaid? |
286 | 00:12:19,959 | 00:12:22,495 | I mean, this is how all the girls on these shows dress, okay? | I mean, this is how all the girls on these shows dress, okay? |
287 | 00:12:22,506 | 00:12:23,757 | Sequins pop. | Sequins pop. |
288 | 00:12:23,767 | 00:12:25,726 | Cleavage communicates a certain... | Cleavage communicates a certain... |
289 | 00:12:25,737 | 00:12:29,405 | willingness to participate in the process. | willingness to participate in the process. |
290 | 00:12:30,207 | 00:12:32,833 | No. I brought my own dress. I'll wear that. | No. I brought my own dress. I'll wear that. |
291 | 00:12:32,843 | 00:12:35,603 | That'd be great, if you were accepting the Nobel Prize, | That'd be great, if you were accepting the Nobel Prize, |
292 | 00:12:35,613 | 00:12:37,170 | not trying to catch a husband. | not trying to catch a husband. |
293 | 00:12:37,180 | 00:12:39,051 | Okay, I don't even know how to talk to people | Okay, I don't even know how to talk to people |
294 | 00:12:39,062 | 00:12:40,574 | with my tits out this far. | with my tits out this far. |
295 | 00:12:40,584 | 00:12:41,876 | Well, good news... | Well, good news... |
296 | 00:12:41,886 | 00:12:43,819 | No one's gonna be listening. Just staring. | No one's gonna be listening. Just staring. |
297 | 00:12:45,455 | 00:12:47,047 | Come on, Rachel. | Come on, Rachel. |
298 | 00:12:51,061 | 00:12:53,420 | Ugh. I can't believe I let you talk me into her. | Ugh. I can't believe I let you talk me into her. |
299 | 00:12:53,430 | 00:12:56,023 | Garage door down. | Garage door down. |
300 | 00:12:56,033 | 00:12:57,092 | Who's this guy? | Who's this guy? |
301 | 00:12:57,103 | 00:12:59,426 | Oh yes. | Oh yes. |
302 | 00:12:59,436 | 00:13:00,760 | Hello, everybody. | Hello, everybody. |
303 | 00:13:00,770 | 00:13:02,529 | This is Dr. Simon. | This is Dr. Simon. |
304 | 00:13:02,539 | 00:13:04,463 | He is our new shrink. | He is our new shrink. |
305 | 00:13:04,473 | 00:13:07,066 | He's a little more qualified than Wag. | He's a little more qualified than Wag. |
306 | 00:13:07,076 | 00:13:08,535 | Enjoy him, please. | Enjoy him, please. |
307 | 00:13:08,545 | 00:13:10,021 | Yeah, okay, cameras in place already. | Yeah, okay, cameras in place already. |
308 | 00:13:10,032 | 00:13:11,704 | - How do I look? - Yeah, you look great. | - How do I look? - Yeah, you look great. |
309 | 00:13:11,715 | 00:13:13,606 | - You got your Spanx on, right? - All right. | - You got your Spanx on, right? - All right. |
310 | 00:13:13,625 | 00:13:15,775 | You are fat. That's why you're wearing a corset. | You are fat. That's why you're wearing a corset. |
311 | 00:13:15,785 | 00:13:17,410 | On your call, madam. | On your call, madam. |
312 | 00:13:17,420 | 00:13:19,912 | Are we ready to get this sausage party started, people? | Are we ready to get this sausage party started, people? |
313 | 00:13:19,922 | 00:13:21,247 | - Whoo. - Yeah. | - Whoo. - Yeah. |
314 | 00:13:21,257 | 00:13:24,083 | May they all be blessed with thick dicks | May they all be blessed with thick dicks |
315 | 00:13:24,093 | 00:13:26,652 | and even thicker heads of hair. | and even thicker heads of hair. |
316 | 00:13:29,998 | 00:13:31,924 | Hello, America. | Hello, America. |
317 | 00:13:31,934 | 00:13:34,355 | Welcome back to "Everlasting." | Welcome back to "Everlasting." |
318 | 00:13:34,366 | 00:13:37,162 | Please cue the first man-wagon. | Please cue the first man-wagon. |
319 | 00:13:37,172 | 00:13:38,379 | Bringing in car one. | Bringing in car one. |
320 | 00:13:38,390 | 00:13:39,932 | Who's coming in? | Who's coming in? |
321 | 00:13:39,942 | 00:13:42,935 | The A-Team... Owen, Jasper, and Alexi. | The A-Team... Owen, Jasper, and Alexi. |
322 | 00:13:42,945 | 00:13:44,436 | Doc, you are up. | Doc, you are up. |
323 | 00:13:44,446 | 00:13:46,805 | Please give us some shrink dirt on these dudes. | Please give us some shrink dirt on these dudes. |
324 | 00:13:48,550 | 00:13:50,074 | Uh, no, sorry. | Uh, no, sorry. |
325 | 00:13:50,084 | 00:13:52,255 | I don't break patient/client privilege. | I don't break patient/client privilege. |
326 | 00:13:52,266 | 00:13:53,778 | - Oh, okay. - Ever. | - Oh, okay. - Ever. |
327 | 00:13:53,788 | 00:13:55,180 | Oh, that is good. That's cute. | Oh, that is good. That's cute. |
328 | 00:13:55,190 | 00:13:57,215 | Dude, why the hell are you even here, then? | Dude, why the hell are you even here, then? |
329 | 00:13:57,225 | 00:13:58,739 | Leave it be, Jay. | Leave it be, Jay. |
330 | 00:13:58,750 | 00:14:01,786 | - It's fine. - America would love to know... | - It's fine. - America would love to know... |
331 | 00:14:01,796 | 00:14:03,355 | Why is Serena dressed like a nun? | Why is Serena dressed like a nun? |
332 | 00:14:03,365 | 00:14:05,523 | Because she dresses for other women, | Because she dresses for other women, |
333 | 00:14:05,533 | 00:14:07,725 | which is why she's still single. | which is why she's still single. |
334 | 00:14:07,735 | 00:14:10,028 | Let's, uh, start with car number one. | Let's, uh, start with car number one. |
335 | 00:14:10,038 | 00:14:12,186 | And, uh, this is Owen. | And, uh, this is Owen. |
336 | 00:14:12,197 | 00:14:13,959 | He could have left his helmet at home. | He could have left his helmet at home. |
337 | 00:14:13,970 | 00:14:15,733 | We get he's a fireman. | We get he's a fireman. |
338 | 00:14:15,743 | 00:14:17,568 | My God, you're gorgeous. | My God, you're gorgeous. |
339 | 00:14:18,813 | 00:14:20,137 | - This is Riley. - Oh. | - This is Riley. - Oh. |
340 | 00:14:20,148 | 00:14:21,414 | My baby girl. | My baby girl. |
341 | 00:14:21,425 | 00:14:23,250 | Oh, wait. Does his daughter have cancer? | Oh, wait. Does his daughter have cancer? |
342 | 00:14:23,261 | 00:14:25,275 | - No cancer. - Oh, damn it. | - No cancer. - Oh, damn it. |
343 | 00:14:25,286 | 00:14:27,278 | Mm. She's beautiful. | Mm. She's beautiful. |
344 | 00:14:27,288 | 00:14:28,922 | Thank you. You're sweet. | Thank you. You're sweet. |
345 | 00:14:28,933 | 00:14:29,977 | She's my heart. | She's my heart. |
346 | 00:14:29,988 | 00:14:32,211 | And I always lead with my heart, so... | And I always lead with my heart, so... |
347 | 00:14:32,222 | 00:14:36,319 | Bam! My single fireman is going all the way! | Bam! My single fireman is going all the way! |
348 | 00:14:36,330 | 00:14:38,822 | - Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Okay, calm down there, sparky, | - Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Okay, calm down there, sparky, |
349 | 00:14:38,832 | 00:14:41,158 | 'cause next up, we have Jasper... | 'cause next up, we have Jasper... |
350 | 00:14:41,168 | 00:14:44,627 | White boy, Wall Street- by-way-of-London perfection. | White boy, Wall Street- by-way-of-London perfection. |
351 | 00:14:44,637 | 00:14:47,931 | So, they told me that you are incredible. | So, they told me that you are incredible. |
352 | 00:14:48,952 | 00:14:51,068 | I'm here to find out if that's true. | I'm here to find out if that's true. |
353 | 00:14:51,078 | 00:14:55,023 | Oh, I'm sorry. Did... Did Jasper just neg her? | Oh, I'm sorry. Did... Did Jasper just neg her? |
354 | 00:14:55,034 | 00:14:56,672 | That was really hot. | That was really hot. |
355 | 00:14:56,683 | 00:14:58,741 | Mm, or kind of like rich-boy douchey. | Mm, or kind of like rich-boy douchey. |
356 | 00:14:58,751 | 00:15:00,276 | It's such a fine line. | It's such a fine line. |
357 | 00:15:00,286 | 00:15:02,445 | Ooh, I guess this means you ain't the only one | Ooh, I guess this means you ain't the only one |
358 | 00:15:02,455 | 00:15:04,414 | with a wifey, bitch, so I will take this. | with a wifey, bitch, so I will take this. |
359 | 00:15:04,424 | 00:15:06,316 | Thank you very much. | Thank you very much. |
360 | 00:15:06,326 | 00:15:10,352 | Next up, we have my man-candy, Alexi. | Next up, we have my man-candy, Alexi. |
361 | 00:15:10,362 | 00:15:13,089 | Oh, yeah. Cue the music. | Oh, yeah. Cue the music. |
362 | 00:15:13,099 | 00:15:15,157 | Hello, handsome. | Hello, handsome. |
363 | 00:15:21,574 | 00:15:23,165 | - That's a gay person. - No, I wish. | - That's a gay person. - No, I wish. |
364 | 00:15:23,175 | 00:15:25,968 | He's the James Dean of the dance world. | He's the James Dean of the dance world. |
365 | 00:15:25,978 | 00:15:27,536 | He got kicked out of IBT. | He got kicked out of IBT. |
366 | 00:15:27,546 | 00:15:29,504 | Yeah, had a huge coke problem. | Yeah, had a huge coke problem. |
367 | 00:15:29,514 | 00:15:31,506 | - We were so lucky we got him. - So lucky. | - We were so lucky we got him. - So lucky. |
368 | 00:15:31,516 | 00:15:34,443 | I saw you dance with Misty Copeland | I saw you dance with Misty Copeland |
369 | 00:15:34,453 | 00:15:35,944 | at the Balanchine Tribute. | at the Balanchine Tribute. |
370 | 00:15:35,954 | 00:15:37,646 | You were spectacular. | You were spectacular. |
371 | 00:15:37,656 | 00:15:39,514 | I'm glad you liked it. | I'm glad you liked it. |
372 | 00:15:39,524 | 00:15:40,982 | I don't remember it. | I don't remember it. |
373 | 00:15:40,992 | 00:15:42,884 | I love this guy. | I love this guy. |
374 | 00:15:42,894 | 00:15:45,887 | Next, we have Rachel Goldberg's wet dream. | Next, we have Rachel Goldberg's wet dream. |
375 | 00:15:45,897 | 00:15:48,193 | - Ooh. - Behold August. | - Ooh. - Behold August. |
376 | 00:15:48,204 | 00:15:50,458 | - Nice to meet you, too. - He just got back from Africa. | - Nice to meet you, too. - He just got back from Africa. |
377 | 00:15:50,468 | 00:15:52,084 | He volunteers for the Peace Corps. | He volunteers for the Peace Corps. |
378 | 00:15:52,095 | 00:15:53,951 | Yeah, but he has a man-bun. | Yeah, but he has a man-bun. |
379 | 00:15:53,962 | 00:15:58,666 | I have a gift from the villagers I lived with in Kenya. | I have a gift from the villagers I lived with in Kenya. |
380 | 00:15:58,676 | 00:16:01,360 | Oh, my God. He's so soulful and intelligent. | Oh, my God. He's so soulful and intelligent. |
381 | 00:16:01,371 | 00:16:02,438 | Okay. | Okay. |
382 | 00:16:02,449 | 00:16:04,188 | So, how long till you bed this dude, Rach? | So, how long till you bed this dude, Rach? |
383 | 00:16:04,199 | 00:16:05,673 | I'm not gonna bed him. | I'm not gonna bed him. |
384 | 00:16:05,683 | 00:16:07,841 | I'm not. I'm actually celibate. | I'm not. I'm actually celibate. |
385 | 00:16:09,353 | 00:16:12,299 | - Yeah, right. - Yes, it's part of my program. | - Yeah, right. - Yes, it's part of my program. |
386 | 00:16:12,310 | 00:16:13,981 | Just trying to keep it together here. | Just trying to keep it together here. |
387 | 00:16:13,991 | 00:16:15,516 | Okay, that'll last. | Okay, that'll last. |
388 | 00:16:15,526 | 00:16:17,484 | Next we have Norman. | Next we have Norman. |
389 | 00:16:17,494 | 00:16:19,052 | Oh! Look at that guy. | Oh! Look at that guy. |
390 | 00:16:19,062 | 00:16:21,054 | - A wee little man. - He's so little and cute. | - A wee little man. - He's so little and cute. |
391 | 00:16:21,064 | 00:16:22,823 | Norman, Kentucky Derby jockey. | Norman, Kentucky Derby jockey. |
392 | 00:16:22,833 | 00:16:24,299 | - Hello. - Hello. | - Hello. - Hello. |
393 | 00:16:24,310 | 00:16:26,536 | - Lovely to meet you. - Nice to meet you. | - Lovely to meet you. - Nice to meet you. |
394 | 00:16:26,904 | 00:16:30,430 | Ooh, Serena is pissed. | Ooh, Serena is pissed. |
395 | 00:16:30,440 | 00:16:31,776 | Is he looking for love | Is he looking for love |
396 | 00:16:31,787 | 00:16:34,815 | or just someone to take him for a ride on the Matterhorn? | or just someone to take him for a ride on the Matterhorn? |
397 | 00:16:34,826 | 00:16:36,517 | What are we gonna do with this shorty? | What are we gonna do with this shorty? |
398 | 00:16:36,528 | 00:16:38,908 | We're gonna have to pair him up with the tallest guy here, | We're gonna have to pair him up with the tallest guy here, |
399 | 00:16:38,919 | 00:16:41,007 | see if we can get his Napoleon complex going. | see if we can get his Napoleon complex going. |
400 | 00:16:41,017 | 00:16:43,276 | Maybe he'll get in a fistfight by episode two. | Maybe he'll get in a fistfight by episode two. |
401 | 00:16:43,286 | 00:16:45,512 | He'll be, like, swinging right for the belly button. | He'll be, like, swinging right for the belly button. |
402 | 00:16:45,522 | 00:16:47,280 | Nice job, Madison. | Nice job, Madison. |
403 | 00:16:47,290 | 00:16:48,704 | - Good TV. - You're such a kiss ass. | - Good TV. - You're such a kiss ass. |
404 | 00:16:48,715 | 00:16:50,116 | All right, everybody. | All right, everybody. |
405 | 00:16:50,126 | 00:16:51,684 | We have a lot to prove | We have a lot to prove |
406 | 00:16:51,694 | 00:16:53,385 | and I've got a lot to lose. | and I've got a lot to lose. |
407 | 00:16:53,395 | 00:16:55,955 | So, let's make sure that Miss Fancy-Pants... | So, let's make sure that Miss Fancy-Pants... |
408 | 00:16:55,965 | 00:16:58,527 | Has a drink in her hands at all times. | Has a drink in her hands at all times. |
409 | 00:16:58,538 | 00:17:01,121 | We got to rip that stick out from her ass. | We got to rip that stick out from her ass. |
410 | 00:17:01,132 | 00:17:02,582 | Am I right? Go! | Am I right? Go! |
411 | 00:17:02,593 | 00:17:05,363 | It's gonna be a great season. Let's do this! | It's gonna be a great season. Let's do this! |
412 | 00:17:05,389 | 00:17:08,382 | Oh, God. Please let us have a great season. | Oh, God. Please let us have a great season. |
413 | 00:17:10,145 | 00:17:11,866 | Your last shrink | Your last shrink |
414 | 00:17:11,877 | 00:17:14,926 | actually gave you guys confidential information? | actually gave you guys confidential information? |
415 | 00:17:14,937 | 00:17:16,996 | - Yeah, pretty much. - That's disgusting. | - Yeah, pretty much. - That's disgusting. |
416 | 00:17:17,007 | 00:17:19,082 | Hey, listen hat's off, man. | Hey, listen hat's off, man. |
417 | 00:17:19,093 | 00:17:20,839 | You're a real-ass shrink. That's something. | You're a real-ass shrink. That's something. |
418 | 00:17:20,850 | 00:17:22,229 | That's what it says on the business card. | That's what it says on the business card. |
419 | 00:17:22,240 | 00:17:23,302 | How'd you end up here? | How'd you end up here? |
420 | 00:17:23,313 | 00:17:24,804 | I just needed a change, you know. | I just needed a change, you know. |
421 | 00:17:24,814 | 00:17:26,673 | I was working as a corporate crisis counselor | I was working as a corporate crisis counselor |
422 | 00:17:26,683 | 00:17:28,241 | for the last decade... | for the last decade... |
423 | 00:17:28,251 | 00:17:30,243 | clients who were at a breaking point. | clients who were at a breaking point. |
424 | 00:17:30,253 | 00:17:32,278 | Meaning what, exactly? | Meaning what, exactly? |
425 | 00:17:32,288 | 00:17:34,522 | I solve problems... quickly. | I solve problems... quickly. |
426 | 00:17:36,693 | 00:17:38,284 | - Really? - Yeah. | - Really? - Yeah. |
427 | 00:17:38,294 | 00:17:39,752 | You any good at it? | You any good at it? |
428 | 00:17:39,762 | 00:17:41,854 | Usually, yeah. | Usually, yeah. |
429 | 00:17:41,864 | 00:17:45,032 | Usually. That sounds like a story. | Usually. That sounds like a story. |
430 | 00:17:46,702 | 00:17:50,163 | My last client was a, uh, Wall Street trader | My last client was a, uh, Wall Street trader |
431 | 00:17:50,173 | 00:17:52,198 | facing significant stress from work, | facing significant stress from work, |
432 | 00:17:52,208 | 00:17:53,466 | as well as a family breakup. | as well as a family breakup. |
433 | 00:17:54,201 | 00:17:56,701 | And so, what, you resolved his issues? | And so, what, you resolved his issues? |
434 | 00:17:57,188 | 00:17:58,454 | Not exactly. | Not exactly. |
435 | 00:18:00,389 | 00:18:02,339 | He went postal. | He went postal. |
436 | 00:18:03,210 | 00:18:05,477 | Shot and killed his colleague... | Shot and killed his colleague... |
437 | 00:18:05,487 | 00:18:06,753 | under my care. | under my care. |
438 | 00:18:09,692 | 00:18:11,349 | Wow. | Wow. |
439 | 00:18:11,359 | 00:18:17,489 | You see? You're not the only who can be... essentially honest. | You see? You're not the only who can be... essentially honest. |
440 | 00:18:17,499 | 00:18:19,733 | Rachel? Rachel? | Rachel? Rachel? |
441 | 00:18:19,744 | 00:18:21,560 | - Yeah, I'm trying. - A jockey? Seriously? | - Yeah, I'm trying. - A jockey? Seriously? |
442 | 00:18:21,570 | 00:18:23,976 | - We're gonna have to talk about this. - Hey, Serena, uh, | - We're gonna have to talk about this. - Hey, Serena, uh, |
443 | 00:18:23,987 | 00:18:26,387 | we got to get you in there. You want to just come with me? | we got to get you in there. You want to just come with me? |
444 | 00:18:26,398 | 00:18:28,122 | - This is sparkling cider, right? - Sure is. | - This is sparkling cider, right? - Sure is. |
445 | 00:18:28,133 | 00:18:30,134 | No booze tonight. Tell everyone. I mean, all the people. | No booze tonight. Tell everyone. I mean, all the people. |
446 | 00:18:30,144 | 00:18:31,645 | I told everyone. I told everybody. | I told everyone. I told everybody. |
447 | 00:18:31,656 | 00:18:32,804 | It's perfect. Wing it. | It's perfect. Wing it. |
448 | 00:18:32,814 | 00:18:34,405 | Okay, guys. | Okay, guys. |
449 | 00:18:34,415 | 00:18:37,508 | Um, to a superior and effective season. | Um, to a superior and effective season. |
450 | 00:18:38,531 | 00:18:41,980 | - All right. - And all the dicks just went limp. | - All right. - And all the dicks just went limp. |
451 | 00:18:41,990 | 00:18:43,514 | - Na zdorovie. - Bravo. | - Na zdorovie. - Bravo. |
452 | 00:18:43,524 | 00:18:45,483 | Cheers. | Cheers. |
453 | 00:18:45,493 | 00:18:47,384 | Ugh, she's boring. Goldberg, go. | Ugh, she's boring. Goldberg, go. |
454 | 00:18:47,394 | 00:18:48,860 | Make my pussy wet now! | Make my pussy wet now! |
455 | 00:18:52,050 | 00:18:54,443 | I'm a rancher, not just a cowboy. | I'm a rancher, not just a cowboy. |
456 | 00:18:54,453 | 00:18:56,257 | Oh, hoping you're not a vegetarian. | Oh, hoping you're not a vegetarian. |
457 | 00:18:56,268 | 00:18:58,413 | No, no, no. I love a good rib eye. | No, no, no. I love a good rib eye. |
458 | 00:18:58,424 | 00:18:59,851 | I bet you do. | I bet you do. |
459 | 00:18:59,862 | 00:19:01,646 | Will you excuse me for just one second? | Will you excuse me for just one second? |
460 | 00:19:01,657 | 00:19:03,482 | - Yeah. Right on. - Okay. Thanks. | - Yeah. Right on. - Okay. Thanks. |
461 | 00:19:03,492 | 00:19:06,551 | Want to introduce you to Zach. He has 3 1/2 million followers. | Want to introduce you to Zach. He has 3 1/2 million followers. |
462 | 00:19:06,562 | 00:19:08,422 | That's so many. It's so nice to meet you. | That's so many. It's so nice to meet you. |
463 | 00:19:08,433 | 00:19:10,327 | Can you give me just one second, really quick? | Can you give me just one second, really quick? |
464 | 00:19:10,338 | 00:19:11,689 | Can I talk to you for a second? | Can I talk to you for a second? |
465 | 00:19:11,699 | 00:19:13,691 | - So, Rachel. - Yes? | - So, Rachel. - Yes? |
466 | 00:19:13,701 | 00:19:15,744 | What are you doing with Norman? He's clearly here | What are you doing with Norman? He's clearly here |
467 | 00:19:15,755 | 00:19:17,794 | as a sight guy, which is cruel. | as a sight guy, which is cruel. |
468 | 00:19:17,805 | 00:19:20,595 | Come on. So many women find jockeys attractive. | Come on. So many women find jockeys attractive. |
469 | 00:19:20,606 | 00:19:21,660 | I have done my research. | I have done my research. |
470 | 00:19:21,671 | 00:19:23,426 | I know that you have backup guys in the hotel somewhere. | I know that you have backup guys in the hotel somewhere. |
471 | 00:19:23,437 | 00:19:26,003 | Please get rid of Norman and get me someone real. | Please get rid of Norman and get me someone real. |
472 | 00:19:26,013 | 00:19:28,025 | - We can't. But... - Please get me someone real. | - We can't. But... - Please get me someone real. |
473 | 00:19:28,036 | 00:19:31,976 | Rachel, honestly... in heels, I'm like a foot taller than him. | Rachel, honestly... in heels, I'm like a foot taller than him. |
474 | 00:19:31,986 | 00:19:34,645 | Can you honestly tell me that makes sense? | Can you honestly tell me that makes sense? |
475 | 00:19:38,192 | 00:19:40,284 | You're right, okay? | You're right, okay? |
476 | 00:19:40,294 | 00:19:42,486 | - He is here for entertainment. - Thank you. | - He is here for entertainment. - Thank you. |
477 | 00:19:42,496 | 00:19:44,355 | But he is very good for the show. | But he is very good for the show. |
478 | 00:19:44,365 | 00:19:45,990 | I don't care about the show. | I don't care about the show. |
479 | 00:19:46,000 | 00:19:49,226 | Okay, Norman gives us at least three episodes of story, | Okay, Norman gives us at least three episodes of story, |
480 | 00:19:49,236 | 00:19:53,163 | so I am just asking you, okay, as a favor to me, | so I am just asking you, okay, as a favor to me, |
481 | 00:19:53,173 | 00:19:55,366 | can you please, just, don't cut him? | can you please, just, don't cut him? |
482 | 00:19:55,376 | 00:19:57,333 | Okay. | Okay. |
483 | 00:19:57,343 | 00:19:59,569 | - Jasper. - What is going on, superstar? | - Jasper. - What is going on, superstar? |
484 | 00:19:59,579 | 00:20:01,571 | You want to, like, get in there? | You want to, like, get in there? |
485 | 00:20:01,581 | 00:20:05,709 | Yes. I am, uh... deep in that. | Yes. I am, uh... deep in that. |
486 | 00:20:05,719 | 00:20:07,143 | Okay, check this, Quinn. | Okay, check this, Quinn. |
487 | 00:20:07,153 | 00:20:08,717 | Are you not having fun, | Are you not having fun, |
488 | 00:20:08,728 | 00:20:11,414 | or you're just a stand-on-the-sidelines kind of guy? | or you're just a stand-on-the-sidelines kind of guy? |
489 | 00:20:11,424 | 00:20:14,917 | Oh, no. I'm not at all a stand-on-the-sidelines kind of guy. | Oh, no. I'm not at all a stand-on-the-sidelines kind of guy. |
490 | 00:20:14,927 | 00:20:17,520 | I run my own private equity firm, which specializes in alt... | I run my own private equity firm, which specializes in alt... |
491 | 00:20:17,530 | 00:20:20,209 | Alternative energy. Yes, I Googled you. | Alternative energy. Yes, I Googled you. |
492 | 00:20:20,220 | 00:20:22,685 | - What the... - Where did you get a phone? | - What the... - Where did you get a phone? |
493 | 00:20:22,696 | 00:20:23,860 | Yeah, exactly. | Yeah, exactly. |
494 | 00:20:23,871 | 00:20:26,985 | I convinced some 19-year-old P.A. from Kansas to let me use his. | I convinced some 19-year-old P.A. from Kansas to let me use his. |
495 | 00:20:26,996 | 00:20:30,860 | Uh, which one of you numb-nuts is from Kansas? | Uh, which one of you numb-nuts is from Kansas? |
496 | 00:20:30,871 | 00:20:32,248 | Uh, go for Tommy. | Uh, go for Tommy. |
497 | 00:20:32,259 | 00:20:33,850 | Oh, hi, Tommy. | Oh, hi, Tommy. |
498 | 00:20:33,860 | 00:20:35,252 | You're fired! | You're fired! |
499 | 00:20:35,262 | 00:20:37,321 | Ha ha! First one of the night. | Ha ha! First one of the night. |
500 | 00:20:37,331 | 00:20:39,189 | - Feels good. - I have to ask you... | - Feels good. - I have to ask you... |
501 | 00:20:40,290 | 00:20:42,958 | What are you doing here on this show? | What are you doing here on this show? |
502 | 00:20:42,969 | 00:20:44,328 | Same thing as you. | Same thing as you. |
503 | 00:20:44,338 | 00:20:46,029 | Oh, you're looking for a husband. | Oh, you're looking for a husband. |
504 | 00:20:46,039 | 00:20:47,931 | - I am, yes. You'd heard. - Oh! | - I am, yes. You'd heard. - Oh! |
505 | 00:20:47,941 | 00:20:49,632 | Do you know where I could find anybody? | Do you know where I could find anybody? |
506 | 00:20:49,642 | 00:20:52,803 | There's a few eligible bachelors around. | There's a few eligible bachelors around. |
507 | 00:20:52,813 | 00:20:54,771 | Oh, very charming now all of a sudden. | Oh, very charming now all of a sudden. |
508 | 00:20:54,781 | 00:20:56,139 | I went on a trip last year. | I went on a trip last year. |
509 | 00:20:56,149 | 00:20:58,400 | I took myself on a heli-skiing tour in Niseko. | I took myself on a heli-skiing tour in Niseko. |
510 | 00:20:58,411 | 00:21:00,977 | - I don't know if you've ever been... - Yes, I love Japan. | - I don't know if you've ever been... - Yes, I love Japan. |
511 | 00:21:00,987 | 00:21:02,279 | I just came from there. | I just came from there. |
512 | 00:21:02,289 | 00:21:05,147 | Well, it was incredible... really. | Well, it was incredible... really. |
513 | 00:21:05,157 | 00:21:06,482 | Champagne powder, | Champagne powder, |
514 | 00:21:06,492 | 00:21:07,883 | biggest flakes you have ever seen. | biggest flakes you have ever seen. |
515 | 00:21:07,893 | 00:21:09,652 | Endless ancient pines. | Endless ancient pines. |
516 | 00:21:09,662 | 00:21:14,083 | Really, my senses were just overwhelmed with... with beauty. | Really, my senses were just overwhelmed with... with beauty. |
517 | 00:21:15,034 | 00:21:16,992 | But I looked around, and I realized | But I looked around, and I realized |
518 | 00:21:17,002 | 00:21:20,570 | that it was just me and a bunch of strangers on a tour. | that it was just me and a bunch of strangers on a tour. |
519 | 00:21:24,009 | 00:21:26,802 | I don't ever want to feel that alone again. | I don't ever want to feel that alone again. |
520 | 00:21:26,812 | 00:21:29,038 | And... panty drop. | And... panty drop. |
521 | 00:21:29,048 | 00:21:30,583 | Thank you very much. | Thank you very much. |
522 | 00:21:30,594 | 00:21:33,042 | Now all of America wants to marry him. | Now all of America wants to marry him. |
523 | 00:21:33,952 | 00:21:35,677 | What are we gonna do about that? | What are we gonna do about that? |
524 | 00:21:36,671 | 00:21:37,777 | Indeed. | Indeed. |
525 | 00:21:37,788 | 00:21:40,314 | Well, I think you're going to take me | Well, I think you're going to take me |
526 | 00:21:40,324 | 00:21:42,157 | on the first one-on-one date. | on the first one-on-one date. |
527 | 00:21:46,111 | 00:21:49,389 | Well, then, I think you're gonna have to earn it. | Well, then, I think you're gonna have to earn it. |
528 | 00:21:50,415 | 00:21:52,314 | I will. | I will. |
529 | 00:21:54,636 | 00:21:56,214 | Hey, Serena. | Hey, Serena. |
530 | 00:21:56,870 | 00:21:58,265 | - Hey. - Hi. | - Hey. - Hi. |
531 | 00:21:58,275 | 00:22:00,050 | Wow. I'm glad I caught you. | Wow. I'm glad I caught you. |
532 | 00:22:00,061 | 00:22:02,114 | I mean, this is a kind of crowded field here. | I mean, this is a kind of crowded field here. |
533 | 00:22:02,125 | 00:22:04,335 | Yes, there are a lot of interesting guys here. | Yes, there are a lot of interesting guys here. |
534 | 00:22:04,381 | 00:22:06,206 | I'm only interested in you. | I'm only interested in you. |
535 | 00:22:06,216 | 00:22:08,746 | Norman, can I talk to you for just a quick second? | Norman, can I talk to you for just a quick second? |
536 | 00:22:08,757 | 00:22:09,910 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
537 | 00:22:09,920 | 00:22:13,179 | And this is where magic happens. | And this is where magic happens. |
538 | 00:22:13,189 | 00:22:14,547 | Oh, my gosh. | Oh, my gosh. |
539 | 00:22:14,557 | 00:22:17,684 | Wow. There are just, like, so many screens. | Wow. There are just, like, so many screens. |
540 | 00:22:17,694 | 00:22:19,719 | I don't even know where to look. | I don't even know where to look. |
541 | 00:22:19,729 | 00:22:20,953 | Uh, excuse me. | Uh, excuse me. |
542 | 00:22:20,963 | 00:22:22,555 | Oh, I'm so sorry. | Oh, I'm so sorry. |
543 | 00:22:22,565 | 00:22:23,723 | - I... - Here. | - I... - Here. |
544 | 00:22:23,733 | 00:22:26,005 | Oh, you must be Quinn. | Oh, you must be Quinn. |
545 | 00:22:26,016 | 00:22:29,362 | I've heard so much about you. I'm Crystal. | I've heard so much about you. I'm Crystal. |
546 | 00:22:29,372 | 00:22:31,297 | Okay. | Okay. |
547 | 00:22:31,307 | 00:22:35,134 | Oh, um I am a student of Chet's. | Oh, um I am a student of Chet's. |
548 | 00:22:35,620 | 00:22:37,776 | And girlfriend. You don't have to be embarrassed. | And girlfriend. You don't have to be embarrassed. |
549 | 00:22:37,787 | 00:22:40,851 | I'm not embarrassed. I'm trying to be professional. | I'm not embarrassed. I'm trying to be professional. |
550 | 00:22:40,862 | 00:22:43,542 | I'm so super impressed by what you do. | I'm so super impressed by what you do. |
551 | 00:22:43,552 | 00:22:46,278 | And what do you do, Crystal? | And what do you do, Crystal? |
552 | 00:22:46,646 | 00:22:48,337 | I am a model. | I am a model. |
553 | 00:22:48,348 | 00:22:51,108 | Swimsuits mostly, but that's just to put me through... | Swimsuits mostly, but that's just to put me through... |
554 | 00:22:51,118 | 00:22:52,977 | Calgrove? | Calgrove? |
555 | 00:22:52,987 | 00:22:54,476 | Extension, but... | Extension, but... |
556 | 00:22:54,487 | 00:22:56,013 | Fantastic. | Fantastic. |
557 | 00:22:56,023 | 00:22:57,982 | Listen, I-I don't want to waste your time. | Listen, I-I don't want to waste your time. |
558 | 00:22:57,992 | 00:23:00,985 | - Well, we've got all night. - No, I mean, on the show. | - Well, we've got all night. - No, I mean, on the show. |
559 | 00:23:00,995 | 00:23:04,488 | T-The producers want me to keep you, but it's a novelty thing. | T-The producers want me to keep you, but it's a novelty thing. |
560 | 00:23:04,498 | 00:23:06,657 | They're not taking you seriously. | They're not taking you seriously. |
561 | 00:23:06,667 | 00:23:08,659 | Not taking me seriously? I'm an elite athlete. | Not taking me seriously? I'm an elite athlete. |
562 | 00:23:08,669 | 00:23:12,028 | I know, I know, which is why I don't want them playing you for laughs. | I know, I know, which is why I don't want them playing you for laughs. |
563 | 00:23:12,038 | 00:23:15,165 | Oh, well, thank you. I-I appreciate that. | Oh, well, thank you. I-I appreciate that. |
564 | 00:23:15,175 | 00:23:18,701 | So... I'm gonna cut you right now. | So... I'm gonna cut you right now. |
565 | 00:23:18,711 | 00:23:20,369 | - What?! - What? | - What?! - What? |
566 | 00:23:20,379 | 00:23:22,338 | No! Cut! Cut! Cut! | No! Cut! Cut! Cut! |
567 | 00:23:22,348 | 00:23:23,673 | This is unbelievable. | This is unbelievable. |
568 | 00:23:25,814 | 00:23:28,037 | - What the hell is she doing? - Hey, listen, I told her. | - What the hell is she doing? - Hey, listen, I told her. |
569 | 00:23:28,048 | 00:23:29,174 | I asked her not to cut him. | I asked her not to cut him. |
570 | 00:23:29,185 | 00:23:31,468 | - You asked her? That's so sweet of you. - Rachel. | - You asked her? That's so sweet of you. - Rachel. |
571 | 00:23:31,479 | 00:23:33,883 | I'm sorry. Don't talk to her. Talk to me. | I'm sorry. Don't talk to her. Talk to me. |
572 | 00:23:33,893 | 00:23:36,151 | Fine. I told Rachel I want a backup guy. | Fine. I told Rachel I want a backup guy. |
573 | 00:23:36,161 | 00:23:37,795 | Now you have to get me one. | Now you have to get me one. |
574 | 00:23:38,603 | 00:23:39,622 | I'll handle it, okay? | I'll handle it, okay? |
575 | 00:23:39,633 | 00:23:41,608 | Yeah, you'd better 'cause this is your choice. | Yeah, you'd better 'cause this is your choice. |
576 | 00:23:41,619 | 00:23:43,392 | You get her under control. | You get her under control. |
577 | 00:23:43,402 | 00:23:44,660 | Hey. | Hey. |
578 | 00:23:44,670 | 00:23:46,729 | Uh... are you okay? | Uh... are you okay? |
579 | 00:23:46,739 | 00:23:48,230 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
580 | 00:23:48,240 | 00:23:49,732 | Can I get you a drink? | Can I get you a drink? |
581 | 00:23:49,742 | 00:23:51,233 | Actually, can you get me out of here? | Actually, can you get me out of here? |
582 | 00:23:51,243 | 00:23:52,500 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
583 | 00:23:52,510 | 00:23:53,568 | - Great. - Yeah. | - Great. - Yeah. |
584 | 00:23:53,578 | 00:23:56,705 | I told you, she's smart. We can't handle her the same way. | I told you, she's smart. We can't handle her the same way. |
585 | 00:23:56,715 | 00:23:59,582 | - I mean, you would never stand for... - She is not me. | - I mean, you would never stand for... - She is not me. |
586 | 00:24:01,987 | 00:24:04,246 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
587 | 00:24:04,256 | 00:24:06,849 | Is that why you're doing this? | Is that why you're doing this? |
588 | 00:24:06,859 | 00:24:08,983 | Is that why you picked her? | Is that why you picked her? |
589 | 00:24:08,993 | 00:24:11,219 | Look at me. | Look at me. |
590 | 00:24:11,229 | 00:24:14,322 | She is not the avatar for you or me | She is not the avatar for you or me |
591 | 00:24:14,332 | 00:24:17,024 | nor is she the ambassador for smart women everywhere. | nor is she the ambassador for smart women everywhere. |
592 | 00:24:17,034 | 00:24:20,194 | She is the star of a reality television show | She is the star of a reality television show |
593 | 00:24:20,204 | 00:24:22,330 | that I have to make work. | that I have to make work. |
594 | 00:24:22,340 | 00:24:23,865 | I know. | I know. |
595 | 00:24:23,875 | 00:24:26,200 | The most feminist thing you could do right now | The most feminist thing you could do right now |
596 | 00:24:26,210 | 00:24:28,677 | is help me. | is help me. |
597 | 00:24:33,522 | 00:24:36,089 | Oh, wow. Look at that view. | Oh, wow. Look at that view. |
598 | 00:24:39,351 | 00:24:42,374 | I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. It's... | I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. It's... |
599 | 00:24:43,288 | 00:24:44,513 | - O... - Owen! | - O... - Owen! |
600 | 00:24:44,523 | 00:24:46,080 | - Uh-huh. - Owen. | - Uh-huh. - Owen. |
601 | 00:24:46,090 | 00:24:47,682 | - Yes. - Hi. | - Yes. - Hi. |
602 | 00:24:47,692 | 00:24:50,685 | I'm here to date you. | I'm here to date you. |
603 | 00:24:50,695 | 00:24:52,954 | Oh, God. This is... | Oh, God. This is... |
604 | 00:24:52,964 | 00:24:55,623 | Oh, this is all so overwhelming. | Oh, this is all so overwhelming. |
605 | 00:24:55,633 | 00:24:59,321 | Really? You seem so confident. | Really? You seem so confident. |
606 | 00:24:59,332 | 00:25:00,928 | I-I don't know. I would have thought | I-I don't know. I would have thought |
607 | 00:25:00,938 | 00:25:02,782 | this was just another Monday night for you. | this was just another Monday night for you. |
608 | 00:25:02,793 | 00:25:06,268 | Okay, listen... my life is a lot more boring than people think. | Okay, listen... my life is a lot more boring than people think. |
609 | 00:25:06,279 | 00:25:09,022 | - Mm. - I mean, 26 first dates | - Mm. - I mean, 26 first dates |
610 | 00:25:09,033 | 00:25:12,192 | all at the same time is a lot. | all at the same time is a lot. |
611 | 00:25:12,202 | 00:25:14,628 | Yeah, I know the feeling. | Yeah, I know the feeling. |
612 | 00:25:14,638 | 00:25:17,631 | We had some bad nights when I was stationed in Fallujah. | We had some bad nights when I was stationed in Fallujah. |
613 | 00:25:17,641 | 00:25:20,034 | I got separated from my company. | I got separated from my company. |
614 | 00:25:20,044 | 00:25:22,469 | Saved a little boy from being killed. | Saved a little boy from being killed. |
615 | 00:25:22,479 | 00:25:24,671 | - It was just... - All right, all right. Okay. | - It was just... - All right, all right. Okay. |
616 | 00:25:24,681 | 00:25:26,706 | I'm... I'm a jerk. | I'm... I'm a jerk. |
617 | 00:25:26,716 | 00:25:28,074 | Nah. | Nah. |
618 | 00:25:28,084 | 00:25:32,178 | This place is all a bit much for me, too. | This place is all a bit much for me, too. |
619 | 00:25:32,188 | 00:25:33,847 | - Pretty simple guy. - Oh, yeah? | - Pretty simple guy. - Oh, yeah? |
620 | 00:25:33,857 | 00:25:37,684 | Just a simple guy who fought for his country | Just a simple guy who fought for his country |
621 | 00:25:37,694 | 00:25:41,487 | and now rescues little old ladies from burning buildings. | and now rescues little old ladies from burning buildings. |
622 | 00:25:41,497 | 00:25:43,656 | Well, sometimes it is kittens. | Well, sometimes it is kittens. |
623 | 00:25:43,666 | 00:25:44,890 | Of course it is. | Of course it is. |
624 | 00:25:48,337 | 00:25:50,896 | Thank you for the jailbreak. | Thank you for the jailbreak. |
625 | 00:25:50,906 | 00:25:53,507 | You're very welcome. My pleasure. | You're very welcome. My pleasure. |
626 | 00:25:56,679 | 00:26:00,948 | I think this is the part where I'm supposed to kiss you. | I think this is the part where I'm supposed to kiss you. |
627 | 00:26:02,585 | 00:26:05,678 | So, why don't you? | So, why don't you? |
628 | 00:26:20,130 | 00:26:22,506 | Hey, Quinn, um, we haven't really had a chance to talk yet. | Hey, Quinn, um, we haven't really had a chance to talk yet. |
629 | 00:26:22,517 | 00:26:23,525 | Haven't we? | Haven't we? |
630 | 00:26:23,536 | 00:26:25,263 | I'm just grateful that you asked me back. | I'm just grateful that you asked me back. |
631 | 00:26:25,273 | 00:26:26,814 | And I want you to know, what happened with Gary, | And I want you to know, what happened with Gary, |
632 | 00:26:26,825 | 00:26:28,649 | it was a one-time thing. I met him at a party. | it was a one-time thing. I met him at a party. |
633 | 00:26:28,660 | 00:26:29,934 | No. | No. |
634 | 00:26:29,944 | 00:26:32,070 | You made sure you did. | You made sure you did. |
635 | 00:26:32,080 | 00:26:33,304 | Okay. | Okay. |
636 | 00:26:33,314 | 00:26:35,607 | Well, that's over. | Well, that's over. |
637 | 00:26:35,617 | 00:26:38,242 | And your respect means everything to me. | And your respect means everything to me. |
638 | 00:26:38,252 | 00:26:41,278 | And I don't want you to think that I'm just my pussy. | And I don't want you to think that I'm just my pussy. |
639 | 00:26:43,324 | 00:26:44,916 | Then prove it. | Then prove it. |
640 | 00:26:44,926 | 00:26:46,283 | Where the hell is Rachel? | Where the hell is Rachel? |
641 | 00:26:46,293 | 00:26:48,419 | And where the hell is my suitress?! | And where the hell is my suitress?! |
642 | 00:26:48,429 | 00:26:49,987 | Find her! | Find her! |
643 | 00:26:49,997 | 00:26:51,922 | That was very fun. | That was very fun. |
644 | 00:26:51,932 | 00:26:54,592 | - Thank you for springing me. - Ah, you're welcome. | - Thank you for springing me. - Ah, you're welcome. |
645 | 00:26:54,602 | 00:26:56,826 | Okay. What the hell are you doing out here? | Okay. What the hell are you doing out here? |
646 | 00:26:56,837 | 00:26:59,630 | - Can we hitch a ride? - Yes, you can. | - Can we hitch a ride? - Yes, you can. |
647 | 00:26:59,640 | 00:27:01,332 | Hey, you. | Hey, you. |
648 | 00:27:01,342 | 00:27:02,966 | Don't ever sneak off campus again. | Don't ever sneak off campus again. |
649 | 00:27:02,976 | 00:27:04,909 | - Okay. - Bye. | - Okay. - Bye. |
650 | 00:27:06,846 | 00:27:08,713 | We just kissed. Can you believe it? | We just kissed. Can you believe it? |
651 | 00:27:08,724 | 00:27:11,650 | Yes, I can. You know, I'm the one that hand-picked him for you. | Yes, I can. You know, I'm the one that hand-picked him for you. |
652 | 00:27:11,661 | 00:27:13,243 | Why are you mad at me? | Why are you mad at me? |
653 | 00:27:13,253 | 00:27:14,845 | You just can't have first kisses | You just can't have first kisses |
654 | 00:27:14,855 | 00:27:16,947 | or anything else important off-camera, okay? | or anything else important off-camera, okay? |
655 | 00:27:16,957 | 00:27:19,815 | Yeah, well, I can't promise that that's not gonna happen, Rachel. | Yeah, well, I can't promise that that's not gonna happen, Rachel. |
656 | 00:27:19,825 | 00:27:21,751 | Okay, you know what, Serena? | Okay, you know what, Serena? |
657 | 00:27:21,761 | 00:27:23,159 | If you don't play ball, | If you don't play ball, |
658 | 00:27:23,170 | 00:27:25,190 | Quinn is gonna screw you just to have a good story. | Quinn is gonna screw you just to have a good story. |
659 | 00:27:25,201 | 00:27:27,990 | Oh, please, I watched the last six seasons in two weeks. | Oh, please, I watched the last six seasons in two weeks. |
660 | 00:27:28,000 | 00:27:29,234 | She always protects the star. | She always protects the star. |
661 | 00:27:29,245 | 00:27:32,460 | No, she always protects the show, okay? | No, she always protects the show, okay? |
662 | 00:27:32,471 | 00:27:33,862 | We've had bad-boy suitors before. | We've had bad-boy suitors before. |
663 | 00:27:33,873 | 00:27:36,523 | You think she's gonna think twice before turning you into a bitch? | You think she's gonna think twice before turning you into a bitch? |
664 | 00:27:36,534 | 00:27:37,554 | How could she do that? | How could she do that? |
665 | 00:27:37,565 | 00:27:40,249 | By airing the footage of you cutting Norman in the opening night, | By airing the footage of you cutting Norman in the opening night, |
666 | 00:27:40,260 | 00:27:42,271 | not even having the decency | not even having the decency |
667 | 00:27:42,281 | 00:27:44,339 | to wait for the elimination ceremony. | to wait for the elimination ceremony. |
668 | 00:27:44,349 | 00:27:46,375 | You are smart, pretty, and successful. | You are smart, pretty, and successful. |
669 | 00:27:46,385 | 00:27:48,610 | Half of America already hates you. | Half of America already hates you. |
670 | 00:27:48,620 | 00:27:50,813 | I mean, if that footage gets out, you better hope | I mean, if that footage gets out, you better hope |
671 | 00:27:50,823 | 00:27:52,181 | your future husband is back there, | your future husband is back there, |
672 | 00:27:52,191 | 00:27:53,515 | that he's one of those 26 guys. | that he's one of those 26 guys. |
673 | 00:27:53,525 | 00:27:55,284 | Otherwise, I mean, you're screwed. | Otherwise, I mean, you're screwed. |
674 | 00:27:55,294 | 00:27:58,152 | Yes, America is gonna know exactly who you are, | Yes, America is gonna know exactly who you are, |
675 | 00:27:58,162 | 00:28:01,121 | but just no guy is ever gonna want to date you, | but just no guy is ever gonna want to date you, |
676 | 00:28:01,131 | 00:28:02,598 | like, ever. | like, ever. |
677 | 00:28:04,968 | 00:28:06,860 | So, what do I do? | So, what do I do? |
678 | 00:28:06,870 | 00:28:09,230 | You kiss Norman. | You kiss Norman. |
679 | 00:28:09,240 | 00:28:10,798 | What? Why? | What? Why? |
680 | 00:28:10,808 | 00:28:12,700 | Listen, because, if you kiss the short guy... | Listen, because, if you kiss the short guy... |
681 | 00:28:12,710 | 00:28:14,367 | the least expected guy here... | the least expected guy here... |
682 | 00:28:14,377 | 00:28:16,036 | you instantly make yourself likeable | you instantly make yourself likeable |
683 | 00:28:16,046 | 00:28:18,038 | and you get America rooting for you again. | and you get America rooting for you again. |
684 | 00:28:18,048 | 00:28:20,732 | Yes, or I make myself an enormous joke. | Yes, or I make myself an enormous joke. |
685 | 00:28:20,742 | 00:28:23,703 | - Come on. This is not part of the plan. - Your plans are for shit. | - Come on. This is not part of the plan. - Your plans are for shit. |
686 | 00:28:23,713 | 00:28:26,346 | You're on a reality show trying to find a husband. | You're on a reality show trying to find a husband. |
687 | 00:28:29,259 | 00:28:32,260 | You have done everything else, and it hasn't worked. | You have done everything else, and it hasn't worked. |
688 | 00:28:35,031 | 00:28:37,532 | Just give me a chance to make this right for you. | Just give me a chance to make this right for you. |
689 | 00:28:41,605 | 00:28:43,738 | I'm gonna need a drink. | I'm gonna need a drink. |
690 | 00:28:47,577 | 00:28:49,982 | Yeah, yeah, I feel stupid, and I'm pissed. | Yeah, yeah, I feel stupid, and I'm pissed. |
691 | 00:28:49,993 | 00:28:52,263 | I-I got a producer saying that. that I need to shut up. | I-I got a producer saying that. that I need to shut up. |
692 | 00:28:52,274 | 00:28:54,620 | - I got another one ignoring me. - Yes, get her drinking. | - I got another one ignoring me. - Yes, get her drinking. |
693 | 00:28:54,631 | 00:28:56,576 | Give her another shot. Make her take another one. | Give her another shot. Make her take another one. |
694 | 00:28:56,587 | 00:28:58,045 | - the butt of the joke here. - Hi, Norman. | - the butt of the joke here. - Hi, Norman. |
695 | 00:28:58,056 | 00:29:00,318 | - This is ridiculous. - Can I talk to you for a second? | - This is ridiculous. - Can I talk to you for a second? |
696 | 00:29:00,904 | 00:29:03,017 | So, uh... | So, uh... |
697 | 00:29:03,027 | 00:29:06,102 | I just... I know I made a mistake earlier, | I just... I know I made a mistake earlier, |
698 | 00:29:06,113 | 00:29:08,188 | and I-I didn't mean to cut you. | and I-I didn't mean to cut you. |
699 | 00:29:08,198 | 00:29:10,657 | I made a rush to judgment. | I made a rush to judgment. |
700 | 00:29:10,668 | 00:29:12,930 | - Uh, thank you. - Yeah. | - Uh, thank you. - Yeah. |
701 | 00:29:12,941 | 00:29:14,761 | Thank you for saying that. I appreciate it. | Thank you for saying that. I appreciate it. |
702 | 00:29:14,771 | 00:29:16,201 | It shouldn't surprise me, though. | It shouldn't surprise me, though. |
703 | 00:29:16,212 | 00:29:18,443 | Honestly, I'm pretty used to being underestimated. | Honestly, I'm pretty used to being underestimated. |
704 | 00:29:18,454 | 00:29:20,516 | Most people don't even realize the strength it takes | Most people don't even realize the strength it takes |
705 | 00:29:20,532 | 00:29:22,002 | to harness a thoroughbred. I mean... | to harness a thoroughbred. I mean... |
706 | 00:29:22,012 | 00:29:24,070 | Oh! Yes. | Oh! Yes. |
707 | 00:29:24,080 | 00:29:26,940 | Ride that pony, Missy. Ride it. | Ride that pony, Missy. Ride it. |
708 | 00:29:26,950 | 00:29:28,330 | Nice work, Rachel. | Nice work, Rachel. |
709 | 00:29:28,341 | 00:29:30,010 | You're a wild little filly, aren't you? | You're a wild little filly, aren't you? |
710 | 00:29:33,122 | 00:29:35,214 | Get them off. | Get them off. |
711 | 00:29:35,224 | 00:29:37,517 | Come on. Come on. Yeah! | Come on. Come on. Yeah! |
712 | 00:29:52,641 | 00:29:54,541 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
713 | 00:30:12,393 | 00:30:14,452 | Here's to you, Goldie. Nice work. | Here's to you, Goldie. Nice work. |
714 | 00:30:14,462 | 00:30:18,389 | That ass is officially stick-free. | That ass is officially stick-free. |
715 | 00:30:19,135 | 00:30:20,307 | Yes. | Yes. |
716 | 00:30:25,306 | 00:30:27,598 | Okay. Looks like you got enough there, | Okay. Looks like you got enough there, |
717 | 00:30:27,608 | 00:30:30,501 | and she's clearly had way too much to drink. | and she's clearly had way too much to drink. |
718 | 00:30:30,511 | 00:30:32,336 | I'm not really comfortable with this. | I'm not really comfortable with this. |
719 | 00:30:32,346 | 00:30:34,671 | Well, you better get comfortable, okay? | Well, you better get comfortable, okay? |
720 | 00:30:34,681 | 00:30:36,582 | This is how we make the show work. | This is how we make the show work. |
721 | 00:30:42,155 | 00:30:44,780 | I can feel you guys. What? | I can feel you guys. What? |
722 | 00:30:45,665 | 00:30:48,484 | Okay. Okay. Fine. Fine. | Okay. Okay. Fine. Fine. |
723 | 00:30:48,495 | 00:30:50,754 | We're running out of hard night anyways. | We're running out of hard night anyways. |
724 | 00:30:51,283 | 00:30:54,440 | Bunch of pussies. Cut, cut, cut. | Bunch of pussies. Cut, cut, cut. |
725 | 00:30:54,451 | 00:30:56,093 | All right, go on, Goldberg. | All right, go on, Goldberg. |
726 | 00:30:56,103 | 00:30:58,628 | Go get Miss Fancy-Pants ready for the elimination ceremony. | Go get Miss Fancy-Pants ready for the elimination ceremony. |
727 | 00:31:00,873 | 00:31:02,198 | Serena? | Serena? |
728 | 00:31:02,208 | 00:31:03,966 | Yes! Yes! | Yes! Yes! |
729 | 00:31:12,652 | 00:31:14,310 | Dude, oh, my God! Oh, my God! | Dude, oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
730 | 00:31:14,320 | 00:31:15,645 | Okay. Stop. | Okay. Stop. |
731 | 00:31:15,655 | 00:31:17,446 | Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. | Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. |
732 | 00:31:17,456 | 00:31:19,515 | Okay, let's go. | Okay, let's go. |
733 | 00:31:19,525 | 00:31:21,117 | Oh my... | Oh my... |
734 | 00:31:21,127 | 00:31:23,480 | Okay, I just told you to kiss the guy. | Okay, I just told you to kiss the guy. |
735 | 00:31:23,491 | 00:31:26,225 | I know. And then I just did that. | I know. And then I just did that. |
736 | 00:31:27,539 | 00:31:28,724 | Um... | Um... |
737 | 00:31:28,734 | 00:31:30,793 | - Um... - Oh, my God. | - Um... - Oh, my God. |
738 | 00:31:30,803 | 00:31:32,636 | Okay, come here. It's okay. Come on. | Okay, come here. It's okay. Come on. |
739 | 00:31:40,011 | 00:31:41,870 | - There you go. - Oh. | - There you go. - Oh. |
740 | 00:31:41,880 | 00:31:44,753 | - Oh, I don't know what happened. - Oh, my God. Don't worry about it. | - Oh, I don't know what happened. - Oh, my God. Don't worry about it. |
741 | 00:31:44,764 | 00:31:48,143 | - It happens to the best of us. - So not like me. | - It happens to the best of us. - So not like me. |
742 | 00:31:48,153 | 00:31:49,744 | Maybe it was something I ate. | Maybe it was something I ate. |
743 | 00:31:49,754 | 00:31:52,147 | Oh, I don't know. You think it was all that tequila you ate | Oh, I don't know. You think it was all that tequila you ate |
744 | 00:31:52,157 | 00:31:53,381 | - on that empty stomach? - No. | - on that empty stomach? - No. |
745 | 00:31:53,391 | 00:31:54,816 | Rachel, you don't understand. | Rachel, you don't understand. |
746 | 00:31:54,826 | 00:31:58,653 | I... I never do this. | I... I never do this. |
747 | 00:31:58,663 | 00:32:00,689 | I mean, I don't... | I mean, I don't... |
748 | 00:32:00,699 | 00:32:04,192 | I don't even kiss guys until the third date. | I don't even kiss guys until the third date. |
749 | 00:32:04,202 | 00:32:07,094 | I don't text first. I don't... I don't use emojis. | I don't text first. I don't... I don't use emojis. |
750 | 00:32:07,104 | 00:32:10,800 | I mean, my mother gave me a copy of the rules in sixth grade. | I mean, my mother gave me a copy of the rules in sixth grade. |
751 | 00:32:10,811 | 00:32:13,000 | God. How could I do that? | God. How could I do that? |
752 | 00:32:13,010 | 00:32:15,835 | Are you kidding me? Come on. You're like everybody else on this planet. | Are you kidding me? Come on. You're like everybody else on this planet. |
753 | 00:32:15,846 | 00:32:18,272 | You are screwed up and lonely and figuring it out. | You are screwed up and lonely and figuring it out. |
754 | 00:32:18,282 | 00:32:20,708 | Yeah, maybe your friends are like that. | Yeah, maybe your friends are like that. |
755 | 00:32:20,718 | 00:32:25,278 | My friends are all married to very beautiful people | My friends are all married to very beautiful people |
756 | 00:32:25,288 | 00:32:28,215 | who went to incredible schools | who went to incredible schools |
757 | 00:32:28,225 | 00:32:31,152 | and made sensible real-estate investments | and made sensible real-estate investments |
758 | 00:32:31,163 | 00:32:32,963 | for their future kids. | for their future kids. |
759 | 00:32:36,633 | 00:32:39,892 | Do you have any idea what it feels like | Do you have any idea what it feels like |
760 | 00:32:39,902 | 00:32:44,772 | to walk into Sunday brunch full of those couples... | to walk into Sunday brunch full of those couples... |
761 | 00:32:45,859 | 00:32:46,890 | Alone? | Alone? |
762 | 00:32:49,412 | 00:32:51,705 | I don't. | I don't. |
763 | 00:32:51,715 | 00:32:53,715 | But I can imagine it feels like shit. | But I can imagine it feels like shit. |
764 | 00:32:57,486 | 00:33:03,315 | The weird thing is, I did everything right. | The weird thing is, I did everything right. |
765 | 00:33:03,325 | 00:33:06,660 | I did everything just like them. | I did everything just like them. |
766 | 00:33:08,998 | 00:33:11,231 | My friends say that I'm too picky... | My friends say that I'm too picky... |
767 | 00:33:13,454 | 00:33:16,555 | that no guy is good enough. | that no guy is good enough. |
768 | 00:33:18,741 | 00:33:20,674 | But the truth is... | But the truth is... |
769 | 00:33:23,646 | 00:33:25,679 | nobody picks me. | nobody picks me. |
770 | 00:33:27,348 | 00:33:30,142 | Look, you listen to me. | Look, you listen to me. |
771 | 00:33:30,152 | 00:33:32,978 | You're incredible. | You're incredible. |
772 | 00:33:32,988 | 00:33:36,014 | You deserve to find somebody who loves you just the way you are. | You deserve to find somebody who loves you just the way you are. |
773 | 00:33:36,024 | 00:33:38,250 | I promise. | I promise. |
774 | 00:33:38,260 | 00:33:40,226 | I'm gonna make that happen. | I'm gonna make that happen. |
775 | 00:33:42,363 | 00:33:44,129 | - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. | - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. |
776 | 00:33:54,692 | 00:33:57,660 | Okay. Let's do this. | Okay. Let's do this. |
777 | 00:34:00,856 | 00:34:03,379 | Tonight, half of you will say goodbye, | Tonight, half of you will say goodbye, |
778 | 00:34:03,390 | 00:34:05,619 | while the other half of you will say hello | while the other half of you will say hello |
779 | 00:34:05,629 | 00:34:08,788 | to a brand-new slow watch. | to a brand-new slow watch. |
780 | 00:34:08,798 | 00:34:13,325 | With its sole 24-hour dial, the slow Jo is proof | With its sole 24-hour dial, the slow Jo is proof |
781 | 00:34:13,335 | 00:34:18,164 | that minimalism and luxury can go hand in hand. | that minimalism and luxury can go hand in hand. |
782 | 00:34:18,174 | 00:34:20,025 | Was that your idea, these commercials? | Was that your idea, these commercials? |
783 | 00:34:20,036 | 00:34:22,434 | - You're welcome. - Serena, the floor is yours. | - You're welcome. - Serena, the floor is yours. |
784 | 00:34:22,444 | 00:34:24,637 | It's been a really great evening. | It's been a really great evening. |
785 | 00:34:24,647 | 00:34:27,339 | And I'm thrilled that you're all here, | And I'm thrilled that you're all here, |
786 | 00:34:27,349 | 00:34:29,316 | and I look forward to what comes next. | and I look forward to what comes next. |
787 | 00:34:31,153 | 00:34:32,844 | August. | August. |
788 | 00:34:32,854 | 00:34:34,146 | Okay, yes. | Okay, yes. |
789 | 00:34:34,156 | 00:34:35,455 | Saw that coming. | Saw that coming. |
790 | 00:34:36,458 | 00:34:40,452 | - Alexi. - Yeah, sexy Alexi, get it. | - Alexi. - Yeah, sexy Alexi, get it. |
791 | 00:34:40,462 | 00:34:42,688 | - Warren. - The cowboy. | - Warren. - The cowboy. |
792 | 00:34:42,698 | 00:34:46,058 | Fly-over state, people, fly-over states. | Fly-over state, people, fly-over states. |
793 | 00:34:46,068 | 00:34:48,326 | Zach. | Zach. |
794 | 00:34:48,336 | 00:34:51,228 | - Yes! - Are we gonna have to bring his nanny? | - Yes! - Are we gonna have to bring his nanny? |
795 | 00:34:51,239 | 00:34:53,401 | - Preston. - Oh, oh, he could be his nanny. | - Preston. - Oh, oh, he could be his nanny. |
796 | 00:34:53,412 | 00:34:54,465 | Perfect. | Perfect. |
797 | 00:34:54,475 | 00:34:57,468 | - Jasper. - Jasper. Thank you. | - Jasper. - Jasper. Thank you. |
798 | 00:34:57,479 | 00:34:59,576 | He is perfect, isn't he? | He is perfect, isn't he? |
799 | 00:34:59,587 | 00:35:01,451 | Don't screw that up, Jay. | Don't screw that up, Jay. |
800 | 00:35:04,919 | 00:35:07,645 | - Owen. - Okay, Rachel. You got one. | - Owen. - Okay, Rachel. You got one. |
801 | 00:35:07,655 | 00:35:09,314 | I want you to know that our moment tonight | I want you to know that our moment tonight |
802 | 00:35:09,324 | 00:35:11,416 | was really great. | was really great. |
803 | 00:35:11,426 | 00:35:13,251 | Probably one of the best. | Probably one of the best. |
804 | 00:35:13,261 | 00:35:16,386 | Oh, isn't that sweet? | Oh, isn't that sweet? |
805 | 00:35:16,396 | 00:35:20,191 | Oh, look at the big balls on that little fella. | Oh, look at the big balls on that little fella. |
806 | 00:35:20,201 | 00:35:22,727 | You know, jockeys have... There's a lot of testosterone | You know, jockeys have... There's a lot of testosterone |
807 | 00:35:22,737 | 00:35:24,494 | in a concentrated area. | in a concentrated area. |
808 | 00:35:24,504 | 00:35:26,670 | Well, I got to hand to him. He does have swagger. | Well, I got to hand to him. He does have swagger. |
809 | 00:35:26,681 | 00:35:28,999 | That must have been one hell of a kiss. | That must have been one hell of a kiss. |
810 | 00:35:29,009 | 00:35:31,768 | Look, nice work, Rachel. Nice work. | Look, nice work, Rachel. Nice work. |
811 | 00:35:31,778 | 00:35:34,157 | This is gonna be a great season. | This is gonna be a great season. |
812 | 00:35:34,168 | 00:35:36,301 | This is the last watch of the night. | This is the last watch of the night. |
813 | 00:35:42,422 | 00:35:43,747 | Billy. | Billy. |
814 | 00:35:43,757 | 00:35:48,017 | Are you kidding me? What the hell? | Are you kidding me? What the hell? |
815 | 00:35:48,027 | 00:35:49,886 | Well, guys, um... | Well, guys, um... |
816 | 00:35:49,896 | 00:35:51,454 | Now, how did that happen, Rachel? | Now, how did that happen, Rachel? |
817 | 00:35:51,464 | 00:35:53,957 | that concludes our elimination ceremony | that concludes our elimination ceremony |
818 | 00:35:53,967 | 00:35:55,666 | this evening. | this evening. |
819 | 00:35:57,213 | 00:35:58,545 | Hey. | Hey. |
820 | 00:35:59,127 | 00:36:02,889 | Ah, so you cut Norman anyway. | Ah, so you cut Norman anyway. |
821 | 00:36:02,900 | 00:36:04,819 | - I did. - Why did you do that? | - I did. - Why did you do that? |
822 | 00:36:04,830 | 00:36:07,489 | So he wouldn't be around and tell anybody you guys had sex? | So he wouldn't be around and tell anybody you guys had sex? |
823 | 00:36:07,499 | 00:36:10,859 | No, I cut Norman because he's never gonna be my husband. | No, I cut Norman because he's never gonna be my husband. |
824 | 00:36:10,869 | 00:36:13,236 | I made a mistake, obviously, | I made a mistake, obviously, |
825 | 00:36:13,247 | 00:36:15,347 | but I assure you, it will never happen again. | but I assure you, it will never happen again. |
826 | 00:36:22,147 | 00:36:25,173 | The truth is, I'm a shark. I am very ambitious. | The truth is, I'm a shark. I am very ambitious. |
827 | 00:36:25,183 | 00:36:27,261 | I'm really, really good at my job | I'm really, really good at my job |
828 | 00:36:27,272 | 00:36:29,178 | and I don't want to have to apologize for that. | and I don't want to have to apologize for that. |
829 | 00:36:29,189 | 00:36:31,379 | - Okay, no. Just cut. - Everything that I've wanted... | - Okay, no. Just cut. - Everything that I've wanted... |
830 | 00:36:31,389 | 00:36:32,714 | - I've achieved. - Cut, cut, cut. | - I've achieved. - Cut, cut, cut. |
831 | 00:36:32,724 | 00:36:34,482 | Nobody's gonna want to jerk off to that. | Nobody's gonna want to jerk off to that. |
832 | 00:36:34,492 | 00:36:36,884 | Who jerks off to "Everlasting"? | Who jerks off to "Everlasting"? |
833 | 00:36:37,654 | 00:36:39,279 | Who doesn't? | Who doesn't? |
834 | 00:36:39,290 | 00:36:40,428 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
835 | 00:36:40,439 | 00:36:43,050 | Are you really gonna be here every day? | Are you really gonna be here every day? |
836 | 00:36:43,061 | 00:36:45,286 | I mean, you already pitched Serena to the network. | I mean, you already pitched Serena to the network. |
837 | 00:36:45,296 | 00:36:48,122 | You brought your girlfriend by for opening night. | You brought your girlfriend by for opening night. |
838 | 00:36:48,132 | 00:36:50,324 | Isn't your work here done? | Isn't your work here done? |
839 | 00:36:50,334 | 00:36:51,943 | I'm just getting started. | I'm just getting started. |
840 | 00:36:51,954 | 00:36:54,294 | I'm serious about this Emmy thing, Quinn. | I'm serious about this Emmy thing, Quinn. |
841 | 00:36:54,305 | 00:36:56,330 | Oh, sure. That makes sense. | Oh, sure. That makes sense. |
842 | 00:36:56,340 | 00:36:58,600 | This whole mid-life crisis thing. | This whole mid-life crisis thing. |
843 | 00:36:58,611 | 00:37:00,490 | It's not a crisis, Quinnie. | It's not a crisis, Quinnie. |
844 | 00:37:00,501 | 00:37:02,093 | It's an awakening. | It's an awakening. |
845 | 00:37:02,286 | 00:37:05,779 | Okay, but I mean, come on. | Okay, but I mean, come on. |
846 | 00:37:06,016 | 00:37:07,282 | Crystal? | Crystal? |
847 | 00:37:09,690 | 00:37:11,423 | It's just easier, Quinn. | It's just easier, Quinn. |
848 | 00:37:13,154 | 00:37:14,420 | She's easier. | She's easier. |
849 | 00:37:35,542 | 00:37:37,067 | What is this? | What is this? |
850 | 00:37:37,078 | 00:37:38,549 | - Hey. - Hey. | - Hey. - Hey. |
851 | 00:37:38,560 | 00:37:40,618 | Uh | Uh |
852 | 00:37:40,629 | 00:37:42,557 | I know this is gonna sound pretentious, | I know this is gonna sound pretentious, |
853 | 00:37:42,568 | 00:37:45,160 | but my room is just too confining. | but my room is just too confining. |
854 | 00:37:45,171 | 00:37:48,401 | You know, I'm used to sleeping out under the stars, | You know, I'm used to sleeping out under the stars, |
855 | 00:37:48,412 | 00:37:50,304 | you know, fresh air. | you know, fresh air. |
856 | 00:37:50,315 | 00:37:51,403 | You should try it sometime. | You should try it sometime. |
857 | 00:37:51,414 | 00:37:53,294 | You know, I was actually thinking about joining | You know, I was actually thinking about joining |
858 | 00:37:53,305 | 00:37:54,920 | the Peace Corps for a while, too, there. | the Peace Corps for a while, too, there. |
859 | 00:37:54,930 | 00:37:56,288 | - Oh, yeah? - But then, you know, | - Oh, yeah? - But then, you know, |
860 | 00:37:56,298 | 00:37:57,723 | life got in the way or whatever. | life got in the way or whatever. |
861 | 00:37:57,733 | 00:37:59,524 | - So, but yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, it does that. | - So, but yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, it does that. |
862 | 00:37:59,534 | 00:38:01,727 | Anyway, where were you thinking of going? | Anyway, where were you thinking of going? |
863 | 00:38:01,737 | 00:38:03,295 | I was thinking about Africa. | I was thinking about Africa. |
864 | 00:38:03,305 | 00:38:05,930 | Oh, man. I love Africa. | Oh, man. I love Africa. |
865 | 00:38:05,940 | 00:38:07,799 | - It's amazing, right? - Yeah, it is. | - It's amazing, right? - Yeah, it is. |
866 | 00:38:07,809 | 00:38:10,302 | I mean, people talk about it, but when you go there, | I mean, people talk about it, but when you go there, |
867 | 00:38:10,312 | 00:38:11,970 | it's just beyond your comprehension. | it's just beyond your comprehension. |
868 | 00:38:11,980 | 00:38:14,038 | - Rachel? - So much... | - Rachel? - So much... |
869 | 00:38:14,048 | 00:38:15,261 | Hey. | Hey. |
870 | 00:38:15,667 | 00:38:16,916 | You got a second? | You got a second? |
871 | 00:38:18,455 | 00:38:20,222 | - See ya. - Yeah. | - See ya. - Yeah. |
872 | 00:38:21,489 | 00:38:22,691 | Hey. | Hey. |
873 | 00:38:22,991 | 00:38:25,583 | Okay, just listen to me. I... Look, I'm serious about the work | Okay, just listen to me. I... Look, I'm serious about the work |
874 | 00:38:25,594 | 00:38:27,317 | that I've been doing on myself, Rachel. I wouldn't... | that I've been doing on myself, Rachel. I wouldn't... |
875 | 00:38:27,328 | 00:38:29,821 | Will you stop? Honestly, you are an insane person. | Will you stop? Honestly, you are an insane person. |
876 | 00:38:29,831 | 00:38:31,489 | I don't care about what rehab you've done. | I don't care about what rehab you've done. |
877 | 00:38:31,499 | 00:38:33,223 | Do you understand? | Do you understand? |
878 | 00:38:33,233 | 00:38:35,593 | Dude, you killed two people. | Dude, you killed two people. |
879 | 00:38:35,603 | 00:38:36,615 | Rachel. | Rachel. |
880 | 00:38:36,626 | 00:38:39,730 | What? I mean, what were you thinking? How do you even do that? | What? I mean, what were you thinking? How do you even do that? |
881 | 00:38:42,242 | 00:38:43,742 | Because you told me to. | Because you told me to. |
882 | 00:38:45,579 | 00:38:46,612 | What? | What? |
883 | 00:38:49,082 | 00:38:51,850 | No way. No way. I was upset. | No way. No way. I was upset. |
884 | 00:38:53,453 | 00:38:54,744 | I was venting to you. | I was venting to you. |
885 | 00:38:54,754 | 00:38:56,230 | Come on, Rach. You know me. | Come on, Rach. You know me. |
886 | 00:38:56,241 | 00:38:58,415 | You knew that I'd do something. You wanted me to. | You knew that I'd do something. You wanted me to. |
887 | 00:38:58,425 | 00:39:00,650 | No. No. | No. No. |
888 | 00:39:00,660 | 00:39:03,061 | I did it to keep you out of jail, Rachel. | I did it to keep you out of jail, Rachel. |
889 | 00:39:05,465 | 00:39:06,856 | 'Cause I still love you. | 'Cause I still love you. |
890 | 00:39:06,866 | 00:39:08,866 | DR. - Hey. | DR. - Hey. |
891 | 00:39:10,734 | 00:39:11,890 | Everything okay? | Everything okay? |
892 | 00:39:13,840 | 00:39:15,965 | Yeah. Everything's fine. | Yeah. Everything's fine. |
893 | 00:39:15,975 | 00:39:17,241 | - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. | - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. |
894 | 00:39:19,612 | 00:39:20,878 | I'll see you, Rach. | I'll see you, Rach. |
895 | 00:39:23,015 | 00:39:24,116 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
896 | 00:39:24,347 | 00:39:28,049 | Listen, um, I just want to make sure you're all right. | Listen, um, I just want to make sure you're all right. |
897 | 00:39:30,132 | 00:39:32,059 | Really? Why do you even care, okay? | Really? Why do you even care, okay? |
898 | 00:39:32,070 | 00:39:33,570 | You're not even here for me. | You're not even here for me. |
899 | 00:39:40,435 | 00:39:41,935 | Are you here for me? | Are you here for me? |
900 | 00:39:46,011 | 00:39:48,003 | - Oh, my God. - Okay, Ra... | - Oh, my God. - Okay, Ra... |
901 | 00:40:03,588 | 00:40:05,813 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
902 | 00:40:10,228 | 00:40:11,819 | So, how's she doing? | So, how's she doing? |
903 | 00:40:11,829 | 00:40:14,095 | She got really drunk on the first night, | She got really drunk on the first night, |
904 | 00:40:14,106 | 00:40:15,990 | made out with a guy, and then cut him. | made out with a guy, and then cut him. |
905 | 00:40:16,000 | 00:40:19,167 | Not the suitress... Quinn. | Not the suitress... Quinn. |
906 | 00:40:21,338 | 00:40:23,163 | I don't think she's got it anymore. | I don't think she's got it anymore. |
907 | 00:40:23,173 | 00:40:25,307 | - Oh, really. - Unh-unh. | - Oh, really. - Unh-unh. |
908 | 00:40:30,281 | 00:40:33,107 | So... do you want to jump to the part | So... do you want to jump to the part |
909 | 00:40:33,117 | 00:40:36,343 | where she starts talking about her dream wedding or...? | where she starts talking about her dream wedding or...? |
910 | 00:40:36,353 | 00:40:37,878 | No. | No. |
911 | 00:40:37,888 | 00:40:39,346 | Go back. | Go back. |
912 | 00:40:41,292 | 00:40:42,535 | Okay. | Okay. |
913 | 00:40:42,546 | 00:40:44,418 | I'm really, really good at my job, | I'm really, really good at my job, |
914 | 00:40:44,428 | 00:40:46,953 | and I don't want to have to apologize for that. | and I don't want to have to apologize for that. |
915 | 00:40:46,963 | 00:40:48,629 | Put that in. | Put that in. |
916 | 00:40:49,621 | 00:40:50,956 | Are you sure? | Are you sure? |
917 | 00:40:50,966 | 00:40:52,324 | Absolutely. | Absolutely. |
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