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1 00:00:01,884 00:00:02,359 Ian! Ian!
2 00:00:05,110 00:00:05,523 Ian! Ian!
3 00:00:07,323 00:00:09,402 Is that you, playing silly buggers downstairs? Is that you, playing silly buggers downstairs?
4 00:00:14,062 00:00:14,807 Ian! Ian!
5 00:00:19,718 00:00:20,872 Hello, Jimmy. Hello, Jimmy.
6 00:00:22,328 00:00:23,424 Remember me? Remember me?
7 00:00:23,948 00:00:27,544 Aahhhh-ummmmhhh. Aahhhh-ummmmhhh.
8 00:00:27,700 00:00:29,200 You killed my dad. You killed my dad.
9 00:00:29,300 00:00:32,400 Yeah, you might need to narrow it down a bit. Yeah, you might need to narrow it down a bit.
10 00:00:32,500 00:00:33,600 Okay. How's this? Okay. How's this?
11 00:00:34,700 00:00:35,600 His name His name
12 00:00:40,100 00:00:43,035 was Bill Nokes. was Bill Nokes.
13 00:00:44,500 00:00:46,236 Was he like, this little fellow? Was he like, this little fellow?
14 00:00:46,240 00:00:47,279 Oh, for God sake. Oh, for God sake.
15 00:00:47,506 00:00:49,600 Don't shout at me. I'm trying to remember. I'm getting old. Don't shout at me. I'm trying to remember. I'm getting old.
16 00:00:52,000 00:00:53,300 Do you have like picture of him or something? Do you have like picture of him or something?
17 00:00:53,400 00:00:54,471 Well, not on me, no. Well, not on me, no.
18 00:00:54,496 00:00:57,124 I wasn't exactly planning on doing this tonight. I wasn't exactly planning on doing this tonight.
19 00:00:59,200 00:01:00,500 I've got one in the car. I've got one in the car.
20 00:01:00,505 00:01:01,440 Do you want to go and get it? Do you want to go and get it?
21 00:01:01,450 00:01:02,837 No. C'mon think. No. C'mon think.
22 00:01:03,012 00:01:04,624 Bill Noakes. Bill Noakes.
23 00:01:05,834 00:01:06,776 The thing is The thing is
24 00:01:07,807 00:01:09,825 it might be easier for you to exact your revenge it might be easier for you to exact your revenge
25 00:01:10,100 00:01:11,633 if you weren't standing if you weren't standing
26 00:01:11,658 00:01:12,924 - on a trap door. - on a trap door.
27 00:01:15,293 00:01:15,875 Idiot! Idiot!
28 00:01:15,900 00:01:17,300 Who's got a trap door in their house? Who's got a trap door in their house?
29 00:01:17,300 00:01:18,880 Anyway, you're a plank. Anyway, you're a plank.
30 00:01:21,200 00:01:22,000 I do. I do.
31 00:01:30,000 00:01:31,281 Where the fuck is she at? Where the fuck is she at?
32 00:01:34,100 00:01:35,100 Fucking unbelievable. Fucking unbelievable.
33 00:01:47,554 00:01:48,644 She's only little. She's only little.
34 00:01:54,987 00:01:55,787 Gottcha! Gottcha!
35 00:01:57,669 00:01:59,109 Now, if I was you Now, if I was you
36 00:02:00,134 00:02:02,624 I would you mind my step, treacle. I would you mind my step, treacle.
37 00:02:05,300 00:02:08,000 Thanks, honey. Why don't you mind yours? Thanks, honey. Why don't you mind yours?
38 00:02:08,659 00:02:11,400 I'm the one walking forwards and you're the one walking backwards. I'm the one walking forwards and you're the one walking backwards.
39 00:02:11,500 00:02:13,100 Why would I need to mind my step? Why would I need to mind my step?
40 00:02:13,100 00:02:15,500 So, no one ever fallen walking forward then, have they? So, no one ever fallen walking forward then, have they?
41 00:02:15,600 00:02:17,000 Kinda unlikely in this kinda situation. Kinda unlikely in this kinda situation.
42 00:02:17,200 00:02:19,700 OK yes, it's highly unlikely but I'm saying stranger things have happened. OK yes, it's highly unlikely but I'm saying stranger things have happened.
43 00:02:19,700 00:02:21,100 You watch your step. You watch your step.
44 00:02:21,100 00:02:22,900 You watch YOUR step. God! You are annoying. You watch YOUR step. God! You are annoying.
45 00:02:23,827 00:02:24,898 Now, your going to back off. Now, your going to back off.
46 00:02:25,222 00:02:26,676 Look, I don't want blood everywhere. Look, I don't want blood everywhere.
47 00:02:27,072 00:02:28,739 I've just done shit loads of decorating. I've just done shit loads of decorating.
48 00:02:28,762 00:02:29,562 It's nice. It's nice.
49 00:02:29,586 00:02:30,399 Thank you. Thank you.
50 00:02:30,600 00:02:32,164 What do you say that you and I What do you say that you and I
51 00:02:33,189 00:02:34,800 have ourselves a little tumble. have ourselves a little tumble.
52 00:02:35,000 00:02:37,000 I can't stand knives. I can't stand knives.
53 00:02:37,524 00:02:38,099 Ehhh? Ehhh?
54 00:02:38,500 00:02:40,300 To the death though? To the death though?
55 00:02:40,324 00:02:41,799 Right? Right?
56 00:02:41,800 00:02:43,482 Yes! To the fucking death. Yes! To the fucking death.
57 00:02:43,790 00:02:44,824 Jesus! Jesus!
58 00:02:45,035 00:02:46,838 Thought it might get a bit grim, that's all. Thought it might get a bit grim, that's all.
59 00:02:46,863 00:02:48,324 You now, hand-to-hand. You now, hand-to-hand.
60 00:02:49,300 00:02:50,600 Maybe that's why they call me. Maybe that's why they call me.
61 00:02:53,100 00:02:55,200 The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper.
62 00:02:56,400 00:02:58,700 Maybe you're about to reap what you sow. Maybe you're about to reap what you sow.
63 00:03:00,900 00:03:02,300 That's a very nice exchange. I like that. That's a very nice exchange. I like that.
64 00:03:02,300 00:03:03,400 Yeah, it felt organic. Yeah, it felt organic.
65 00:03:03,400 00:03:04,400 It did, didn't it? It did, didn't it?
66 00:03:04,424 00:03:06,424 Ohhh! Ohhh!
67 00:03:08,500 00:03:09,624 We'll go on then. We'll go on then.
68 00:03:09,649 00:03:10,947 Put your gun down. Put your gun down.
69 00:03:11,172 00:03:12,824 You, put your gun down. You, put your gun down.
70 00:03:12,848 00:03:14,799 [whispering] No, you put your gun down. [whispering] No, you put your gun down.
71 00:03:14,800 00:03:17,443 How about we put them down together, nice... How about we put them down together, nice...
72 00:03:17,468 00:03:18,524 ...nice and slow? ...nice and slow?
73 00:03:57,100 00:03:58,200 So Beth looks up. So Beth looks up.
74 00:03:59,300 00:04:03,700 Fixes me square in the eye and says, Jay Fixes me square in the eye and says, Jay
75 00:04:03,700 00:04:05,887 you have got the most gorgeous balls. you have got the most gorgeous balls.
76 00:04:05,912 00:04:07,000 Oh fuck off. Oh fuck off.
77 00:04:07,000 00:04:09,800 She did bro. I swear. No such thing as gorgeous balls. She did bro. I swear. No such thing as gorgeous balls.
78 00:04:09,800 00:04:11,300 OK. Mine are disgusting. OK. Mine are disgusting.
79 00:04:11,300 00:04:12,700 I'm just going to put that out there. I'm just going to put that out there.
80 00:04:12,900 00:04:14,127 I have repulsive balls. I have repulsive balls.
81 00:04:14,152 00:04:15,300 Of course you do. Of course you do.
82 00:04:15,300 00:04:16,600 All balls are disgusting. All balls are disgusting.
83 00:04:16,600 00:04:18,500 They are the kind of balls that only your mother could find gorgeous. They are the kind of balls that only your mother could find gorgeous.
84 00:04:18,524 00:04:20,024 I agree with you. Mine are horrible. I agree with you. Mine are horrible.
85 00:04:29,569 00:04:29,938 Uhhhh! Uhhhh!
86 00:05:16,030 00:05:17,076 Ahhhh. Fucking Hell! Ahhhh. Fucking Hell!
87 00:05:17,900 00:05:20,000 I bet even David Beckham hasn't got gorgeous balls I bet even David Beckham hasn't got gorgeous balls
88 00:05:20,000 00:05:20,893 and his balls are golden. and his balls are golden.
89 00:05:20,918 00:05:22,224 Oh, yeah. No one is doubting the Oh, yeah. No one is doubting the
90 00:05:22,300 00:05:23,900 golden hue of a Beckham Bollocks, but golden hue of a Beckham Bollocks, but
91 00:05:24,100 00:05:26,100 that's where the aesthetic beauty of them come to a swift end. that's where the aesthetic beauty of them come to a swift end.
92 00:05:26,100 00:05:26,967 You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
93 00:05:26,992 00:05:28,024 She said it though man. She said it though man.
94 00:05:28,100 00:05:28,998 No, she's lying. No, she's lying.
95 00:05:29,023 00:05:30,424 Ah no, Beth never lies. Ah no, Beth never lies.
96 00:05:30,500 00:05:32,200 She's like a priest. She's like a priest.
97 00:05:32,400 00:05:33,706 She has Shakira's hips She has Shakira's hips
98 00:05:33,731 00:05:34,324 Exactly. Exactly.
99 00:05:34,400 00:05:35,919 But that's how I knew we were going to But that's how I knew we were going to
100 00:05:35,944 00:05:37,224 spend the rest of our lives together. spend the rest of our lives together.
101 00:05:38,500 00:05:38,950 What? What?
102 00:05:40,675 00:05:42,324 I'm going to ask her to marry me. I'm going to ask her to marry me.
103 00:07:16,600 00:07:17,900 You think it's a bad idea, don't you? You think it's a bad idea, don't you?
104 00:07:18,700 00:07:21,700 I guess the only thing is, it's been six months. I guess the only thing is, it's been six months.
105 00:07:21,700 00:07:24,000 Yeah, but it's like Dad used to say when you know, you know. Yeah, but it's like Dad used to say when you know, you know.
106 00:07:24,000 00:07:26,800 Yeah, but you think you know things but you don't know. Yeah, but you think you know things but you don't know.
107 00:07:26,800 00:07:28,100 It's kind of like your thing. It's kind of like your thing.
108 00:07:28,100 00:07:29,600 Yeah, but I'm not saying I think I know. Yeah, but I'm not saying I think I know.
109 00:07:29,600 00:07:32,100 I'm saying I know I know. And when you know, you I'm saying I know I know. And when you know, you
110 00:07:32,100 00:07:34,500 know certain... you you just know it, innit? know certain... you you just know it, innit?
111 00:07:34,500 00:07:36,200 No because the second piece of knowledge relies on No because the second piece of knowledge relies on
112 00:07:36,200 00:07:37,700 the first one being factually accurate, which the first one being factually accurate, which
113 00:07:37,700 00:07:38,800 I'm saying might not be. I'm saying might not be.
114 00:07:38,800 00:07:40,566 Mate, just because you've been dumped. It doesn't mean Mate, just because you've been dumped. It doesn't mean
115 00:07:40,567 00:07:42,300 the rest of us have to be fucking miserable. Does it? the rest of us have to be fucking miserable. Does it?
116 00:07:46,274 00:07:47,372 Kid has been a long time. Kid has been a long time.
117 00:07:47,380 00:07:47,859 Yeah. Yeah.
118 00:07:48,711 00:07:49,295 Well... Well...
119 00:07:49,920 00:07:51,575 I hate to break it to you kid, but I hate to break it to you kid, but
120 00:07:52,600 00:07:54,196 she thinks it's the end of the world she thinks it's the end of the world
121 00:07:54,300 00:07:56,600 and she's run off to some rich geezers and she's run off to some rich geezers
122 00:07:56,600 00:07:57,900 house in the middle of the night. house in the middle of the night.
123 00:07:59,200 00:08:00,271 What do you think's happening? What do you think's happening?
124 00:08:00,701 00:08:04,100 She's blatantly in there right now just throwing some guy around She's blatantly in there right now just throwing some guy around
125 00:08:04,300 00:08:06,100 the bed like his last night alive. the bed like his last night alive.
126 00:08:10,700 00:08:12,400 You killed my dad. You killed my dad.
127 00:08:13,100 00:08:14,400 You've made your bed. You've made your bed.
128 00:08:15,600 00:08:16,700 Now you're going to die. Now you're going to die.
129 00:08:18,500 00:08:20,400 Please, do not tell me you dragged me all the way up Please, do not tell me you dragged me all the way up
130 00:08:20,400 00:08:21,800 the stairs just to say that. the stairs just to say that.
131 00:08:22,200 00:08:22,675 Yes. Yes.
132 00:08:22,700 00:08:24,124 It's fucking terrible. It's fucking terrible.
133 00:08:24,406 00:08:25,159 Shut up. Shut up.
134 00:08:26,941 00:08:27,324 I am I am
135 00:08:27,400 00:08:29,181 sorry about sorry about
136 00:08:29,906 00:08:31,124 killing Phil. killing Phil.
137 00:08:31,300 00:08:32,050 Bill. Bill.
138 00:08:32,275 00:08:33,600 Shit! I'm sorry. Shit! I'm sorry.
139 00:08:33,700 00:08:34,300 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
140 00:08:34,125 00:08:35,800 It feels like you're doing this on purpose now. It feels like you're doing this on purpose now.
141 00:08:35,800 00:08:37,400 I swear to God. I'm not. I'm not. I swear to God. I'm not. I'm not.
142 00:08:41,100 00:08:42,800 I watched him bleed to death on the floor. I watched him bleed to death on the floor.
143 00:08:45,300 00:08:47,600 Your mistake was leaving me alive that night. Your mistake was leaving me alive that night.
144 00:08:48,600 00:08:49,900 You shouldn't have done that. You shouldn't have done that.
145 00:08:51,644 00:08:52,224 Ohhh Ohhh
146 00:08:55,300 00:08:56,500 Oh, I remember you. Oh, I remember you.
147 00:09:01,700 00:09:03,700 You are little Miss Penguin, ain’t yah? You are little Miss Penguin, ain’t yah?
148 00:09:08,400 00:09:10,000 I always wondered what happened to you. I always wondered what happened to you.
149 00:09:11,100 00:09:12,422 Yes, well Yes, well
150 00:09:12,847 00:09:14,179 now you know. now you know.
151 00:09:14,300 00:09:17,400 It was a bit mean of you to kill that geezer outside - you know Ian. It was a bit mean of you to kill that geezer outside - you know Ian.
152 00:09:18,800 00:09:19,760 What did he do? What did he do?
153 00:09:19,785 00:09:21,324 It's moot point though, isn't it? It's moot point though, isn't it?
154 00:09:22,100 00:09:23,200 We're all dead anyway. We're all dead anyway.
155 00:09:24,700 00:09:25,435 Put the news on. Put the news on.
156 00:09:25,460 00:09:26,624 See for yourself. See for yourself.
157 00:09:35,300 00:09:37,100 In other news the world biscuit eating In other news the world biscuit eating
158 00:09:37,100 00:09:39,500 championships got off to a fantastic start today. championships got off to a fantastic start today.
159 00:09:40,300 00:09:41,463 I don't understand. I don't understand.
160 00:09:42,188 00:09:44,818 I think you'll find it's the highest amount of biscuits I think you'll find it's the highest amount of biscuits
161 00:09:44,843 00:09:47,025 consumed within an allocated time frame. consumed within an allocated time frame.
162 00:09:47,900 00:09:51,100 Why is no one speaking about it? Why is no one speaking about it?
163 00:10:35,209 00:10:36,209 Fuck! Fuck!
164 00:10:39,600 00:10:40,810 You stabbed me! You stabbed me!
165 00:10:40,835 00:10:42,100 Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry.
166 00:10:42,100 00:10:43,300 I meant to kill you. I meant to kill you.
167 00:10:43,700 00:10:47,100 You stabbed me while my back was turned. You stabbed me while my back was turned.
168 00:10:48,300 00:10:49,500 That is so. That is so.
169 00:10:50,900 00:10:51,700 Rude! Rude!
170 00:10:55,524 00:10:56,524 Come on, then. Come on, then.
171 00:11:08,985 00:11:09,985 FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
172 00:11:11,819 00:11:12,529 Kim? Kim?
173 00:11:13,639 00:11:14,325 Kim! Kim!
174 00:11:15,200 00:11:16,600 I'm going out there again. I'm going out there again.
175 00:11:16,700 00:11:18,000 Don't stab me. Don't stab me.
176 00:11:20,600 00:11:22,022 Or shoot me. Or shoot me.
177 00:11:22,047 00:11:23,624 I'm serious. I'm serious.
178 00:11:23,848 00:11:25,348 I promise. I promise. I promise. I promise.
179 00:11:27,400 00:11:28,800 Kim where are you? Kim where are you?
180 00:11:30,338 00:11:30,868 Up here. Up here.
181 00:11:32,800 00:11:33,750 Hey Kim. Hey Kim.
182 00:11:33,985 00:11:35,618 Did you lie to me tonight Did you lie to me tonight
183 00:11:35,733 00:11:37,200 about the end of the world? about the end of the world?
184 00:11:37,300 00:11:39,850 I..I... won.... nah. I mean I wouldn't say.. I..I... won.... nah. I mean I wouldn't say..
185 00:11:39,875 00:11:40,824 it wasn't exactly.. it wasn't exactly..
186 00:11:40,900 00:11:41,800 Nicky! Nicky!
187 00:11:43,464 00:11:44,524 Did you lie to me? Did you lie to me?
188 00:11:48,504 00:11:49,707 That is so rude. That is so rude.
189 00:11:51,487 00:11:52,800 I was about to tell you I was about to tell you
190 00:11:53,400 00:11:55,316 but you just run out of there so quickly. but you just run out of there so quickly.
191 00:11:55,341 00:11:56,400 But it's okay, right? But it's okay, right?
192 00:11:57,963 00:11:59,600 I mean, it's not like anyone died. I mean, it's not like anyone died.
193 00:12:00,976 00:12:01,500 Kim! Kim!
194 00:12:12,105 00:12:13,086 Kim? Kim?
195 00:12:31,100 00:12:32,167 Tell....... Tell.......
196 00:12:32,492 00:12:33,534 ..... Joe. ..... Joe.
197 00:12:33,958 00:12:35,724 Who's Joe? Who's Joe?
198 00:12:36,700 00:12:37,722 Tell Joe Tell Joe
199 00:12:38,992 00:12:40,124 Tell him what? Tell him what?
200 00:12:42,400 00:12:43,300 Who's Joe? Who's Joe?
201 00:13:17,700 00:13:18,318 Is he dead? Is he dead?
202 00:13:18,343 00:13:19,272 Check his pulse. Check his pulse.
203 00:13:19,297 00:13:20,500 Is he dead? Is he dead?
204 00:13:20,700 00:13:22,200 There's some of his brain on the table. There's some of his brain on the table.
205 00:13:22,200 00:13:22,892 Well, how much? Well, how much?
206 00:13:22,917 00:13:25,900 You want me to tell you how much of his brain is on the table? You want me to tell you how much of his brain is on the table?
207 00:13:26,000 00:13:27,791 Yes, Jay. If it is not too much trouble, I would Yes, Jay. If it is not too much trouble, I would
208 00:13:27,816 00:13:29,624 like you to inform me how much of his brain... like you to inform me how much of his brain...
209 00:13:29,630 00:13:32,530 I think any amount of brain is too much brain, isn't it? I think any amount of brain is too much brain, isn't it?
210 00:13:32,800 00:13:35,569 I'm sorry. I forgot you're a fucking brain surgeon. When did that happen? I'm sorry. I forgot you're a fucking brain surgeon. When did that happen?
211 00:13:35,594 00:13:38,324 Was it before or after you got promoted to the supermarket deli counter? Was it before or after you got promoted to the supermarket deli counter?
212 00:13:39,300 00:13:40,400 It's a bit much, mate. It's a bit much, mate.
213 00:13:41,200 00:13:43,000 This is getting personal and shit. This is getting personal and shit.
214 00:13:44,000 00:13:45,600 I was going to ask you to be my best man as well. I was going to ask you to be my best man as well.
215 00:13:45,700 00:13:47,400 Why are you still talking about weddings Why are you still talking about weddings
216 00:13:47,400 00:13:49,100 when there's two dead people? when there's two dead people?
217 00:13:54,600 00:13:55,900 It's the fish counter anyway. It's the fish counter anyway.
218 00:13:57,776 00:13:58,299 Jerk! Jerk!
219 00:13:59,998 00:14:00,549 Kim! Kim!
220 00:14:01,073 00:14:02,349 Where have you been? Are you okay? Where have you been? Are you okay?
221 00:14:02,374 00:14:03,048 What's happening? What's happening?
222 00:14:03,200 00:14:04,900 Who are they Why they attacking you? Who are they Why they attacking you?
223 00:14:05,200 00:14:06,200 Oh God, you're in shock. Oh God, you're in shock.
224 00:14:06,725 00:14:07,724 She's in shock. She's in shock.
225 00:14:08,400 00:14:09,900 Should we get some frozen peas? Should we get some frozen peas?
226 00:14:09,900 00:14:11,600 Let's get some frozen peas. Okay...Ummmm Let's get some frozen peas. Okay...Ummmm
227 00:14:12,560 00:14:14,181 Jay. Google the recovery position. Jay. Google the recovery position.
228 00:14:14,206 00:14:15,224 We need to leave bro. We need to leave bro.
229 00:14:15,400 00:14:16,800 Please please. These are great. Please please. These are great.
230 00:14:17,500 00:14:20,000 These will help. Just okay, just hold everything. These will help. Just okay, just hold everything.
231 00:14:21,200 00:14:23,825 Okay. I'll tell you what, I just.... just Okay. I'll tell you what, I just.... just
232 00:14:23,850 00:14:24,724 Okay. Okay.
233 00:14:25,500 00:14:27,000 Ehhhmm. I'm going to call the police right now. Ehhhmm. I'm going to call the police right now.
234 00:14:27,500 00:14:28,700 Is there anything you need to tell me before I do? Is there anything you need to tell me before I do?
235 00:14:28,900 00:14:30,400 Anything at all? Anything at all?
236 00:14:37,200 00:14:37,600 Okay. Okay.
237 00:14:47,100 00:14:48,573 What can I get you darling? What can I get you darling?
238 00:14:48,598 00:14:49,524 Coffee, please? Coffee, please?
239 00:14:50,000 00:14:51,200 What sort? What sort?
240 00:14:54,000 00:14:54,600 You pick. You pick.
241 00:15:02,300 00:15:04,600 She doesn't look so dangerous on the end there. She doesn't look so dangerous on the end there.
242 00:15:05,000 00:15:08,000 Tell that to my husband. Isn't that right, Carl? Tell that to my husband. Isn't that right, Carl?
243 00:15:09,200 00:15:11,300 She caught me with a sucker punch Mandy. She caught me with a sucker punch Mandy.
244 00:15:11,400 00:15:12,900 How many times? How many times?
245 00:15:13,777 00:15:16,900 If she comes in again, I'll put her smarmy little head through the window. If she comes in again, I'll put her smarmy little head through the window.
246 00:15:18,500 00:15:19,932 And which window would that be And which window would that be
247 00:15:19,957 00:15:20,824 my good man? my good man?
248 00:15:32,389 00:15:33,630 There you go, my darling. There you go, my darling.
249 00:15:37,000 00:15:38,200 All sorted. All sorted.
250 00:16:22,300 00:16:24,100 Okay, this is fucked up man. Okay, this is fucked up man.
251 00:16:24,700 00:16:26,000 We need to call the police right now. We need to call the police right now.
252 00:16:26,400 00:16:29,100 Also, bro. Seriously, you look fucking ridiculous. Also, bro. Seriously, you look fucking ridiculous.
253 00:16:30,349 00:16:34,900 I know. I know. I just need to speak to Kim first and find out what's really going on. I know. I know. I just need to speak to Kim first and find out what's really going on.
254 00:16:35,029 00:16:37,500 What's really going on, is we're trapped in a house with What's really going on, is we're trapped in a house with
255 00:16:37,500 00:16:39,700 some weirdo, who's clearly out of her mind. some weirdo, who's clearly out of her mind.
256 00:16:39,800 00:16:41,500 All right easy with the judging. All right easy with the judging.
257 00:16:41,600 00:16:43,324 Ever heard of moral relativism? Ever heard of moral relativism?
258 00:16:43,349 00:16:44,524 Obviously not, no. Obviously not, no.
259 00:16:44,900 00:16:46,600 She is not out of her mind, is she? She is not out of her mind, is she?
260 00:16:46,795 00:16:47,321 She's just She's just
261 00:16:47,646 00:16:49,424 out of her context. That's all. out of her context. That's all.
262 00:16:50,100 00:16:52,400 She's not a weirdo. She needs our help. She's not a weirdo. She needs our help.
263 00:16:53,300 00:16:55,200 She's probably just as scared as we are. She's probably just as scared as we are.
264 00:16:57,600 00:16:59,100 I think she's perfectly nice. I think she's perfectly nice.
265 00:17:00,100 00:17:02,500 Right. We've only got an hour before we've got company. Right. We've only got an hour before we've got company.
266 00:17:06,300 00:17:08,100 We don't want his thugs to know we've been here. We don't want his thugs to know we've been here.
267 00:17:08,000 00:17:09,900 So we'll take Ian's body with us. So we'll take Ian's body with us.
268 00:17:09,900 00:17:12,100 Make it look like he killed Jimmy, and fled the scene. Make it look like he killed Jimmy, and fled the scene.
269 00:17:12,500 00:17:14,600 He will be easier to move in smaller pieces. He will be easier to move in smaller pieces.
270 00:17:14,624 00:17:15,399 Happy? Happy?
271 00:17:15,400 00:17:15,799 What the..? What the..?
272 00:17:15,800 00:17:17,100 What... The thing is... What... The thing is...
273 00:17:17,200 00:17:18,607 You got a better plan? You got a better plan?
274 00:17:18,632 00:17:20,400 Not necessarily.. ..better. Not necessarily.. ..better.
275 00:17:20,400 00:17:23,600 But ummm, we were just thinking, ahh maybe call the Police But ummm, we were just thinking, ahh maybe call the Police
276 00:17:23,600 00:17:25,900 calmly explain what happened? calmly explain what happened?
277 00:17:26,000 00:17:29,500 No, what happened Nicky, is 15 years ago that man No, what happened Nicky, is 15 years ago that man
278 00:17:29,500 00:17:31,100 killed my dad in front of me. killed my dad in front of me.
279 00:17:34,500 00:17:36,300 I was six years old. I was six years old.
280 00:17:38,700 00:17:40,203 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
281 00:17:41,028 00:17:42,224 He ruined my life. He ruined my life.
282 00:17:43,300 00:17:44,500 And now he's dead. And now he's dead.
283 00:17:46,600 00:17:47,411 Yeah, except Yeah, except
284 00:17:47,836 00:17:49,524 he threw himself off the balcony. he threw himself off the balcony.
285 00:17:49,600 00:17:50,800 You didn't do that Kim. You didn't do that Kim.
286 00:17:51,600 00:17:53,106 And look at this guy. And look at this guy.
287 00:17:54,131 00:17:55,224 Oh my God, Oh my God,
288 00:17:57,100 00:17:58,300 Have you seen the guns upstairs? Have you seen the guns upstairs?
289 00:17:58,600 00:18:00,900 I mean... we'll say it was self-defense. I mean... we'll say it was self-defense.
290 00:18:00,900 00:18:02,200 It was really It was really
291 00:18:04,800 00:18:05,661 Of course Of course
292 00:18:05,886 00:18:07,024 you're right. you're right.
293 00:18:08,300 00:18:09,400 You should call the police. You should call the police.
294 00:18:10,000 00:18:11,600 Tell them exactly what happened. Tell them exactly what happened.
295 00:18:12,000 00:18:14,300 All I ask is that you give me one hour to disappear. All I ask is that you give me one hour to disappear.
296 00:18:14,300 00:18:16,000 Can you do that for me? Can you do that for me?
297 00:18:16,400 00:18:18,300 Disappear? Like... ..for good? Disappear? Like... ..for good?
298 00:18:18,400 00:18:20,000 Just tell them I knocked you unconscious. Just tell them I knocked you unconscious.
299 00:18:21,000 00:18:23,196 Uhhhaahhhh...Ah okay then. Sure. Uhhhaahhhh...Ah okay then. Sure.
300 00:18:23,721 00:18:25,624 But... I'm still mad at you. But... I'm still mad at you.
301 00:18:26,900 00:18:28,412 And this is just for my list And this is just for my list
302 00:18:28,437 00:18:30,600 because I don't know when I'll get another chance. because I don't know when I'll get another chance.
303 00:18:42,800 00:18:43,800 Have a nice life. Have a nice life.
304 00:18:49,275 00:18:51,175 Ohhh!!! Fuck my life!!! Ohhh!!! Fuck my life!!!
305 00:18:55,200 00:18:56,300 I get the frozen peas. I get the frozen peas.
306 00:19:03,200 00:19:04,194 He's lost a lot of blood, He's lost a lot of blood,
307 00:19:04,419 00:19:06,624 we need to get him to the hospital or he's going to die. we need to get him to the hospital or he's going to die.
308 00:19:07,100 00:19:08,100 Kim. Kim.
309 00:19:12,600 00:19:14,100 So not being funny, but So not being funny, but
310 00:19:15,400 00:19:17,100 am I the only one that's thinking? am I the only one that's thinking?
311 00:19:19,100 00:19:20,075 You know. You know.
312 00:19:21,924 00:19:23,500 Let nature take its course and all that. Let nature take its course and all that.
313 00:19:23,773 00:19:24,100 Jay! Jay!
314 00:19:24,125 00:19:25,800 He's a fucking Nazi gangster. He's a fucking Nazi gangster.
315 00:19:25,800 00:19:26,900 He'll do the same to us. He'll do the same to us.
316 00:19:26,900 00:19:28,000 I'm not actually. I'm not actually.
317 00:19:29,900 00:19:31,600 I got a tattoo when I was 16. I got a tattoo when I was 16.
318 00:19:32,800 00:19:34,535 Confused... insecure... Confused... insecure...
319 00:19:34,960 00:19:37,124 trying to fit in with the crowd. trying to fit in with the crowd.
320 00:19:38,000 00:19:39,514 It's a young man's game, isn't it? It's a young man's game, isn't it?
321 00:19:40,239 00:19:41,100 Being a Nazi? Being a Nazi?
322 00:19:41,100 00:19:42,050 Yeah. Yeah.
323 00:19:42,075 00:19:44,900 You get older and you realise that You get older and you realise that
324 00:19:44,900 00:19:47,500 everyone's just trying to muddle along. everyone's just trying to muddle along.
325 00:19:47,900 00:19:50,000 The cruel world is the problem not the people in it. The cruel world is the problem not the people in it.
326 00:19:50,909 00:19:52,300 I made mistakes in my life. I made mistakes in my life.
327 00:19:53,300 00:19:55,200 I'm happy with the person I've become. I'm happy with the person I've become.
328 00:19:56,100 00:19:57,900 I will say that with my hand on my heart. I will say that with my hand on my heart.
329 00:20:01,765 00:20:03,000 God! He's a sweetheart. God! He's a sweetheart.
330 00:20:03,100 00:20:05,300 If we help this guy, we're all going to prison for this. If we help this guy, we're all going to prison for this.
331 00:20:05,300 00:20:06,600 You know that don't you? You know that don't you?
332 00:20:06,600 00:20:08,558 if it comes to it. I take the blame. if it comes to it. I take the blame.
333 00:20:08,583 00:20:09,624 I promise you that. I promise you that.
334 00:20:11,700 00:20:13,500 But saving Ian is the right thing to do. But saving Ian is the right thing to do.
335 00:20:19,000 00:20:21,000 Okay, you call the hospital and let them know that Okay, you call the hospital and let them know that
336 00:20:21,000 00:20:22,600 we're coming. I'll dash to the car quickly and we're coming. I'll dash to the car quickly and
337 00:20:22,600 00:20:23,802 get it all set up for Ian. get it all set up for Ian.
338 00:20:23,814 00:20:24,456 Shocking! Shocking!
339 00:20:24,481 00:20:26,648 Kar-dash-Ian Kar-dash-Ian
340 00:20:27,448 00:20:28,948 Kim Kar-dash-Ian Kim Kar-dash-Ian
341 00:20:33,200 00:20:35,000 Okay, we're in a rush so don't worry but remind me remind me to Okay, we're in a rush so don't worry but remind me remind me to
342 00:20:35,000 00:20:36,400 explain that to you later. Because that's explain that to you later. Because that's
343 00:20:36,400 00:20:38,100 probably the best thing I've said in like...ever. probably the best thing I've said in like...ever.
344 00:20:38,400 00:20:39,900 Sorry. What do you mean later? Sorry. What do you mean later?
345 00:20:40,700 00:20:43,000 Oh, I just thought, because of the whole, you know. Oh, I just thought, because of the whole, you know.
346 00:20:43,000 00:20:45,200 I told you, that kiss was for my list. I told you, that kiss was for my list.
347 00:20:45,700 00:20:47,400 Just like everything else was supposed to be. Just like everything else was supposed to be.
348 00:20:48,800 00:20:50,200 I was so excited. I was so excited.
349 00:20:51,200 00:20:52,840 And then you lied to me didn't you? And then you lied to me didn't you?
350 00:20:53,500 00:20:54,727 Now it's all ruined. Now it's all ruined.
351 00:20:56,152 00:20:58,600 I just think a bit of moral relativism would... I just think a bit of moral relativism would...
352 00:20:58,600 00:20:59,900 I'm glad we met. I'm glad we met.
353 00:21:00,800 00:21:01,825 I really am. I really am.
354 00:21:03,521 00:21:06,500 But, when you lie to someone you squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube. But, when you lie to someone you squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube.
355 00:21:07,900 00:21:09,200 You can't put it back in again. You can't put it back in again.
356 00:21:27,799 00:21:28,699 Now, hang on son... Now, hang on son...
357 00:21:29,400 00:21:30,218 Just wait... Just wait...
358 00:21:32,358 00:21:33,624 In that room through there In that room through there
359 00:21:34,400 00:21:38,500 there's 500 grand in cash hidden in the fireplace. there's 500 grand in cash hidden in the fireplace.
360 00:21:39,200 00:21:40,500 It's plenty more where that came from. It's plenty more where that came from.
361 00:21:41,000 00:21:41,650 Just... Just...
362 00:21:42,275 00:21:43,624 Don't kill me, please. Don't kill me, please.
363 00:21:46,200 00:21:48,100 This was to make you more comfortable, Ian. This was to make you more comfortable, Ian.
364 00:21:50,300 00:21:52,100 Oh, I thought you were going to smother me to death. Oh, I thought you were going to smother me to death.
365 00:21:52,100 00:21:52,588 Noooo. Noooo.
366 00:21:53,013 00:21:53,764 Ohhh... Ohhh...
367 00:21:53,989 00:21:54,875 Thank you. Thank you.
368 00:21:54,999 00:21:56,175 No. Not having it now. No. Not having it now.
369 00:21:59,500 00:22:00,244 Where you going? Where you going?
370 00:22:00,269 00:22:01,400 Where do you think? Where do you think?
371 00:22:01,500 00:22:03,000 I was only joking about the Mon.. I was only joking about the Mon..
372 00:22:03,500 00:22:04,275 Oh. Oh.
373 00:22:05,816 00:22:06,624 Shittity shit. Shittity shit.
374 00:22:21,700 00:22:22,782 Hello darling. Hello darling.
375 00:22:25,900 00:22:27,800 I don't understand why you need to brush your teeth now I don't understand why you need to brush your teeth now
376 00:22:27,800 00:22:29,400 anyway kid. I'm kind of in the middle of some anyway kid. I'm kind of in the middle of some
377 00:22:29,400 00:22:30,126 serious shit. serious shit.
378 00:22:30,151 00:22:32,100 What no Jay. It's a metaphor. What no Jay. It's a metaphor.
379 00:22:32,100 00:22:34,300 It means you can't undo something once you've done it. It means you can't undo something once you've done it.
380 00:22:34,300 00:22:37,300 Like... you can't tell a lie and then... Like... you can't tell a lie and then...
381 00:22:41,400 00:22:43,593 Oiii - You two, come and have a look at this. Oiii - You two, come and have a look at this.
382 00:22:44,481 00:22:45,280 Quick! Quick!
383 00:22:48,300 00:22:49,700 Whoa. Whoa what are you doing? Whoa. Whoa what are you doing?
384 00:22:49,900 00:22:51,300 Whoa...put it back man? Whoa...put it back man?
385 00:22:51,324 00:22:51,799 Fuck off! Fuck off!
386 00:22:52,100 00:22:54,000 We just need to get Ian to the hospital and our We just need to get Ian to the hospital and our
387 00:22:54,100 00:22:55,500 story straight to the police. That is it. story straight to the police. That is it.
388 00:22:55,500 00:22:57,200 Okay, and what if we go to the police and Kim blames it on us. Okay, and what if we go to the police and Kim blames it on us.
389 00:22:57,300 00:22:58,100 She's not going to do that, is she? She's not going to do that, is she?
390 00:22:58,100 00:22:58,581 GUYS! GUYS!
391 00:22:58,800 00:22:59,625 How do you know? How do you know?
392 00:22:59,664 00:23:01,561 Because honesty is like her thing. Because honesty is like her thing.
393 00:23:01,687 00:23:02,900 Bro, you don't even know her. Bro, you don't even know her.
394 00:23:03,100 00:23:04,400 I know her well enough. All right. I know her well enough. All right.
395 00:23:04,400 00:23:05,000 GUYS! GUYS!
396 00:23:05,024 00:23:06,024 YES IAN? YES IAN?
397 00:23:07,628 00:23:08,110 Jeeezzz! Jeeezzz!
398 00:23:08,200 00:23:09,300 A little moaner, ain't he? A little moaner, ain't he?
399 00:23:11,200 00:23:11,971 What do you want man? What do you want man?
400 00:23:11,996 00:23:13,700 Is she supposed to take me to the hospital? Is she supposed to take me to the hospital?
401 00:23:18,800 00:23:19,200 Kim! Kim!