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1 | 00:00:01,884 | 00:00:02,359 | Ian! | Ian! |
2 | 00:00:05,110 | 00:00:05,523 | Ian! | Ian! |
3 | 00:00:07,323 | 00:00:09,402 | Is that you, playing silly buggers downstairs? | Is that you, playing silly buggers downstairs? |
4 | 00:00:14,062 | 00:00:14,807 | Ian! | Ian! |
5 | 00:00:19,718 | 00:00:20,872 | Hello, Jimmy. | Hello, Jimmy. |
6 | 00:00:22,328 | 00:00:23,424 | Remember me? | Remember me? |
7 | 00:00:23,948 | 00:00:27,544 | Aahhhh-ummmmhhh. | Aahhhh-ummmmhhh. |
8 | 00:00:27,700 | 00:00:29,200 | You killed my dad. | You killed my dad. |
9 | 00:00:29,300 | 00:00:32,400 | Yeah, you might need to narrow it down a bit. | Yeah, you might need to narrow it down a bit. |
10 | 00:00:32,500 | 00:00:33,600 | Okay. How's this? | Okay. How's this? |
11 | 00:00:34,700 | 00:00:35,600 | His name | His name |
12 | 00:00:40,100 | 00:00:43,035 | was Bill Nokes. | was Bill Nokes. |
13 | 00:00:44,500 | 00:00:46,236 | Was he like, this little fellow? | Was he like, this little fellow? |
14 | 00:00:46,240 | 00:00:47,279 | Oh, for God sake. | Oh, for God sake. |
15 | 00:00:47,506 | 00:00:49,600 | Don't shout at me. I'm trying to remember. I'm getting old. | Don't shout at me. I'm trying to remember. I'm getting old. |
16 | 00:00:52,000 | 00:00:53,300 | Do you have like picture of him or something? | Do you have like picture of him or something? |
17 | 00:00:53,400 | 00:00:54,471 | Well, not on me, no. | Well, not on me, no. |
18 | 00:00:54,496 | 00:00:57,124 | I wasn't exactly planning on doing this tonight. | I wasn't exactly planning on doing this tonight. |
19 | 00:00:59,200 | 00:01:00,500 | I've got one in the car. | I've got one in the car. |
20 | 00:01:00,505 | 00:01:01,440 | Do you want to go and get it? | Do you want to go and get it? |
21 | 00:01:01,450 | 00:01:02,837 | No. C'mon think. | No. C'mon think. |
22 | 00:01:03,012 | 00:01:04,624 | Bill Noakes. | Bill Noakes. |
23 | 00:01:05,834 | 00:01:06,776 | The thing is | The thing is |
24 | 00:01:07,807 | 00:01:09,825 | it might be easier for you to exact your revenge | it might be easier for you to exact your revenge |
25 | 00:01:10,100 | 00:01:11,633 | if you weren't standing | if you weren't standing |
26 | 00:01:11,658 | 00:01:12,924 | - on a trap door. | - on a trap door. |
27 | 00:01:15,293 | 00:01:15,875 | Idiot! | Idiot! |
28 | 00:01:15,900 | 00:01:17,300 | Who's got a trap door in their house? | Who's got a trap door in their house? |
29 | 00:01:17,300 | 00:01:18,880 | Anyway, you're a plank. | Anyway, you're a plank. |
30 | 00:01:21,200 | 00:01:22,000 | I do. | I do. |
31 | 00:01:30,000 | 00:01:31,281 | Where the fuck is she at? | Where the fuck is she at? |
32 | 00:01:34,100 | 00:01:35,100 | Fucking unbelievable. | Fucking unbelievable. |
33 | 00:01:47,554 | 00:01:48,644 | She's only little. | She's only little. |
34 | 00:01:54,987 | 00:01:55,787 | Gottcha! | Gottcha! |
35 | 00:01:57,669 | 00:01:59,109 | Now, if I was you | Now, if I was you |
36 | 00:02:00,134 | 00:02:02,624 | I would you mind my step, treacle. | I would you mind my step, treacle. |
37 | 00:02:05,300 | 00:02:08,000 | Thanks, honey. Why don't you mind yours? | Thanks, honey. Why don't you mind yours? |
38 | 00:02:08,659 | 00:02:11,400 | I'm the one walking forwards and you're the one walking backwards. | I'm the one walking forwards and you're the one walking backwards. |
39 | 00:02:11,500 | 00:02:13,100 | Why would I need to mind my step? | Why would I need to mind my step? |
40 | 00:02:13,100 | 00:02:15,500 | So, no one ever fallen walking forward then, have they? | So, no one ever fallen walking forward then, have they? |
41 | 00:02:15,600 | 00:02:17,000 | Kinda unlikely in this kinda situation. | Kinda unlikely in this kinda situation. |
42 | 00:02:17,200 | 00:02:19,700 | OK yes, it's highly unlikely but I'm saying stranger things have happened. | OK yes, it's highly unlikely but I'm saying stranger things have happened. |
43 | 00:02:19,700 | 00:02:21,100 | You watch your step. | You watch your step. |
44 | 00:02:21,100 | 00:02:22,900 | You watch YOUR step. God! You are annoying. | You watch YOUR step. God! You are annoying. |
45 | 00:02:23,827 | 00:02:24,898 | Now, your going to back off. | Now, your going to back off. |
46 | 00:02:25,222 | 00:02:26,676 | Look, I don't want blood everywhere. | Look, I don't want blood everywhere. |
47 | 00:02:27,072 | 00:02:28,739 | I've just done shit loads of decorating. | I've just done shit loads of decorating. |
48 | 00:02:28,762 | 00:02:29,562 | It's nice. | It's nice. |
49 | 00:02:29,586 | 00:02:30,399 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
50 | 00:02:30,600 | 00:02:32,164 | What do you say that you and I | What do you say that you and I |
51 | 00:02:33,189 | 00:02:34,800 | have ourselves a little tumble. | have ourselves a little tumble. |
52 | 00:02:35,000 | 00:02:37,000 | I can't stand knives. | I can't stand knives. |
53 | 00:02:37,524 | 00:02:38,099 | Ehhh? | Ehhh? |
54 | 00:02:38,500 | 00:02:40,300 | To the death though? | To the death though? |
55 | 00:02:40,324 | 00:02:41,799 | Right? | Right? |
56 | 00:02:41,800 | 00:02:43,482 | Yes! To the fucking death. | Yes! To the fucking death. |
57 | 00:02:43,790 | 00:02:44,824 | Jesus! | Jesus! |
58 | 00:02:45,035 | 00:02:46,838 | Thought it might get a bit grim, that's all. | Thought it might get a bit grim, that's all. |
59 | 00:02:46,863 | 00:02:48,324 | You now, hand-to-hand. | You now, hand-to-hand. |
60 | 00:02:49,300 | 00:02:50,600 | Maybe that's why they call me. | Maybe that's why they call me. |
61 | 00:02:53,100 | 00:02:55,200 | The Grim Reaper. | The Grim Reaper. |
62 | 00:02:56,400 | 00:02:58,700 | Maybe you're about to reap what you sow. | Maybe you're about to reap what you sow. |
63 | 00:03:00,900 | 00:03:02,300 | That's a very nice exchange. I like that. | That's a very nice exchange. I like that. |
64 | 00:03:02,300 | 00:03:03,400 | Yeah, it felt organic. | Yeah, it felt organic. |
65 | 00:03:03,400 | 00:03:04,400 | It did, didn't it? | It did, didn't it? |
66 | 00:03:04,424 | 00:03:06,424 | Ohhh! | Ohhh! |
67 | 00:03:08,500 | 00:03:09,624 | We'll go on then. | We'll go on then. |
68 | 00:03:09,649 | 00:03:10,947 | Put your gun down. | Put your gun down. |
69 | 00:03:11,172 | 00:03:12,824 | You, put your gun down. | You, put your gun down. |
70 | 00:03:12,848 | 00:03:14,799 | [whispering] No, you put your gun down. | [whispering] No, you put your gun down. |
71 | 00:03:14,800 | 00:03:17,443 | How about we put them down together, nice... | How about we put them down together, nice... |
72 | 00:03:17,468 | 00:03:18,524 | ...nice and slow? | ...nice and slow? |
73 | 00:03:57,100 | 00:03:58,200 | So Beth looks up. | So Beth looks up. |
74 | 00:03:59,300 | 00:04:03,700 | Fixes me square in the eye and says, Jay | Fixes me square in the eye and says, Jay |
75 | 00:04:03,700 | 00:04:05,887 | you have got the most gorgeous balls. | you have got the most gorgeous balls. |
76 | 00:04:05,912 | 00:04:07,000 | Oh fuck off. | Oh fuck off. |
77 | 00:04:07,000 | 00:04:09,800 | She did bro. I swear. No such thing as gorgeous balls. | She did bro. I swear. No such thing as gorgeous balls. |
78 | 00:04:09,800 | 00:04:11,300 | OK. Mine are disgusting. | OK. Mine are disgusting. |
79 | 00:04:11,300 | 00:04:12,700 | I'm just going to put that out there. | I'm just going to put that out there. |
80 | 00:04:12,900 | 00:04:14,127 | I have repulsive balls. | I have repulsive balls. |
81 | 00:04:14,152 | 00:04:15,300 | Of course you do. | Of course you do. |
82 | 00:04:15,300 | 00:04:16,600 | All balls are disgusting. | All balls are disgusting. |
83 | 00:04:16,600 | 00:04:18,500 | They are the kind of balls that only your mother could find gorgeous. | They are the kind of balls that only your mother could find gorgeous. |
84 | 00:04:18,524 | 00:04:20,024 | I agree with you. Mine are horrible. | I agree with you. Mine are horrible. |
85 | 00:04:29,569 | 00:04:29,938 | Uhhhh! | Uhhhh! |
86 | 00:05:16,030 | 00:05:17,076 | Ahhhh. Fucking Hell! | Ahhhh. Fucking Hell! |
87 | 00:05:17,900 | 00:05:20,000 | I bet even David Beckham hasn't got gorgeous balls | I bet even David Beckham hasn't got gorgeous balls |
88 | 00:05:20,000 | 00:05:20,893 | and his balls are golden. | and his balls are golden. |
89 | 00:05:20,918 | 00:05:22,224 | Oh, yeah. No one is doubting the | Oh, yeah. No one is doubting the |
90 | 00:05:22,300 | 00:05:23,900 | golden hue of a Beckham Bollocks, but | golden hue of a Beckham Bollocks, but |
91 | 00:05:24,100 | 00:05:26,100 | that's where the aesthetic beauty of them come to a swift end. | that's where the aesthetic beauty of them come to a swift end. |
92 | 00:05:26,100 | 00:05:26,967 | You know what I mean? | You know what I mean? |
93 | 00:05:26,992 | 00:05:28,024 | She said it though man. | She said it though man. |
94 | 00:05:28,100 | 00:05:28,998 | No, she's lying. | No, she's lying. |
95 | 00:05:29,023 | 00:05:30,424 | Ah no, Beth never lies. | Ah no, Beth never lies. |
96 | 00:05:30,500 | 00:05:32,200 | She's like a priest. | She's like a priest. |
97 | 00:05:32,400 | 00:05:33,706 | She has Shakira's hips | She has Shakira's hips |
98 | 00:05:33,731 | 00:05:34,324 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
99 | 00:05:34,400 | 00:05:35,919 | But that's how I knew we were going to | But that's how I knew we were going to |
100 | 00:05:35,944 | 00:05:37,224 | spend the rest of our lives together. | spend the rest of our lives together. |
101 | 00:05:38,500 | 00:05:38,950 | What? | What? |
102 | 00:05:40,675 | 00:05:42,324 | I'm going to ask her to marry me. | I'm going to ask her to marry me. |
103 | 00:07:16,600 | 00:07:17,900 | You think it's a bad idea, don't you? | You think it's a bad idea, don't you? |
104 | 00:07:18,700 | 00:07:21,700 | I guess the only thing is, it's been six months. | I guess the only thing is, it's been six months. |
105 | 00:07:21,700 | 00:07:24,000 | Yeah, but it's like Dad used to say when you know, you know. | Yeah, but it's like Dad used to say when you know, you know. |
106 | 00:07:24,000 | 00:07:26,800 | Yeah, but you think you know things but you don't know. | Yeah, but you think you know things but you don't know. |
107 | 00:07:26,800 | 00:07:28,100 | It's kind of like your thing. | It's kind of like your thing. |
108 | 00:07:28,100 | 00:07:29,600 | Yeah, but I'm not saying I think I know. | Yeah, but I'm not saying I think I know. |
109 | 00:07:29,600 | 00:07:32,100 | I'm saying I know I know. And when you know, you | I'm saying I know I know. And when you know, you |
110 | 00:07:32,100 | 00:07:34,500 | know certain... you you just know it, innit? | know certain... you you just know it, innit? |
111 | 00:07:34,500 | 00:07:36,200 | No because the second piece of knowledge relies on | No because the second piece of knowledge relies on |
112 | 00:07:36,200 | 00:07:37,700 | the first one being factually accurate, which | the first one being factually accurate, which |
113 | 00:07:37,700 | 00:07:38,800 | I'm saying might not be. | I'm saying might not be. |
114 | 00:07:38,800 | 00:07:40,566 | Mate, just because you've been dumped. It doesn't mean | Mate, just because you've been dumped. It doesn't mean |
115 | 00:07:40,567 | 00:07:42,300 | the rest of us have to be fucking miserable. Does it? | the rest of us have to be fucking miserable. Does it? |
116 | 00:07:46,274 | 00:07:47,372 | Kid has been a long time. | Kid has been a long time. |
117 | 00:07:47,380 | 00:07:47,859 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
118 | 00:07:48,711 | 00:07:49,295 | Well... | Well... |
119 | 00:07:49,920 | 00:07:51,575 | I hate to break it to you kid, but | I hate to break it to you kid, but |
120 | 00:07:52,600 | 00:07:54,196 | she thinks it's the end of the world | she thinks it's the end of the world |
121 | 00:07:54,300 | 00:07:56,600 | and she's run off to some rich geezers | and she's run off to some rich geezers |
122 | 00:07:56,600 | 00:07:57,900 | house in the middle of the night. | house in the middle of the night. |
123 | 00:07:59,200 | 00:08:00,271 | What do you think's happening? | What do you think's happening? |
124 | 00:08:00,701 | 00:08:04,100 | She's blatantly in there right now just throwing some guy around | She's blatantly in there right now just throwing some guy around |
125 | 00:08:04,300 | 00:08:06,100 | the bed like his last night alive. | the bed like his last night alive. |
126 | 00:08:10,700 | 00:08:12,400 | You killed my dad. | You killed my dad. |
127 | 00:08:13,100 | 00:08:14,400 | You've made your bed. | You've made your bed. |
128 | 00:08:15,600 | 00:08:16,700 | Now you're going to die. | Now you're going to die. |
129 | 00:08:18,500 | 00:08:20,400 | Please, do not tell me you dragged me all the way up | Please, do not tell me you dragged me all the way up |
130 | 00:08:20,400 | 00:08:21,800 | the stairs just to say that. | the stairs just to say that. |
131 | 00:08:22,200 | 00:08:22,675 | Yes. | Yes. |
132 | 00:08:22,700 | 00:08:24,124 | It's fucking terrible. | It's fucking terrible. |
133 | 00:08:24,406 | 00:08:25,159 | Shut up. | Shut up. |
134 | 00:08:26,941 | 00:08:27,324 | I am | I am |
135 | 00:08:27,400 | 00:08:29,181 | sorry about | sorry about |
136 | 00:08:29,906 | 00:08:31,124 | killing Phil. | killing Phil. |
137 | 00:08:31,300 | 00:08:32,050 | Bill. | Bill. |
138 | 00:08:32,275 | 00:08:33,600 | Shit! I'm sorry. | Shit! I'm sorry. |
139 | 00:08:33,700 | 00:08:34,300 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
140 | 00:08:34,125 | 00:08:35,800 | It feels like you're doing this on purpose now. | It feels like you're doing this on purpose now. |
141 | 00:08:35,800 | 00:08:37,400 | I swear to God. I'm not. I'm not. | I swear to God. I'm not. I'm not. |
142 | 00:08:41,100 | 00:08:42,800 | I watched him bleed to death on the floor. | I watched him bleed to death on the floor. |
143 | 00:08:45,300 | 00:08:47,600 | Your mistake was leaving me alive that night. | Your mistake was leaving me alive that night. |
144 | 00:08:48,600 | 00:08:49,900 | You shouldn't have done that. | You shouldn't have done that. |
145 | 00:08:51,644 | 00:08:52,224 | Ohhh | Ohhh |
146 | 00:08:55,300 | 00:08:56,500 | Oh, I remember you. | Oh, I remember you. |
147 | 00:09:01,700 | 00:09:03,700 | You are little Miss Penguin, ain’t yah? | You are little Miss Penguin, ain’t yah? |
148 | 00:09:08,400 | 00:09:10,000 | I always wondered what happened to you. | I always wondered what happened to you. |
149 | 00:09:11,100 | 00:09:12,422 | Yes, well | Yes, well |
150 | 00:09:12,847 | 00:09:14,179 | now you know. | now you know. |
151 | 00:09:14,300 | 00:09:17,400 | It was a bit mean of you to kill that geezer outside - you know Ian. | It was a bit mean of you to kill that geezer outside - you know Ian. |
152 | 00:09:18,800 | 00:09:19,760 | What did he do? | What did he do? |
153 | 00:09:19,785 | 00:09:21,324 | It's moot point though, isn't it? | It's moot point though, isn't it? |
154 | 00:09:22,100 | 00:09:23,200 | We're all dead anyway. | We're all dead anyway. |
155 | 00:09:24,700 | 00:09:25,435 | Put the news on. | Put the news on. |
156 | 00:09:25,460 | 00:09:26,624 | See for yourself. | See for yourself. |
157 | 00:09:35,300 | 00:09:37,100 | In other news the world biscuit eating | In other news the world biscuit eating |
158 | 00:09:37,100 | 00:09:39,500 | championships got off to a fantastic start today. | championships got off to a fantastic start today. |
159 | 00:09:40,300 | 00:09:41,463 | I don't understand. | I don't understand. |
160 | 00:09:42,188 | 00:09:44,818 | I think you'll find it's the highest amount of biscuits | I think you'll find it's the highest amount of biscuits |
161 | 00:09:44,843 | 00:09:47,025 | consumed within an allocated time frame. | consumed within an allocated time frame. |
162 | 00:09:47,900 | 00:09:51,100 | Why is no one speaking about it? | Why is no one speaking about it? |
163 | 00:10:35,209 | 00:10:36,209 | Fuck! | Fuck! |
164 | 00:10:39,600 | 00:10:40,810 | You stabbed me! | You stabbed me! |
165 | 00:10:40,835 | 00:10:42,100 | Yeah, I'm sorry. | Yeah, I'm sorry. |
166 | 00:10:42,100 | 00:10:43,300 | I meant to kill you. | I meant to kill you. |
167 | 00:10:43,700 | 00:10:47,100 | You stabbed me while my back was turned. | You stabbed me while my back was turned. |
168 | 00:10:48,300 | 00:10:49,500 | That is so. | That is so. |
169 | 00:10:50,900 | 00:10:51,700 | Rude! | Rude! |
170 | 00:10:55,524 | 00:10:56,524 | Come on, then. | Come on, then. |
171 | 00:11:08,985 | 00:11:09,985 | FUCK!!! | FUCK!!! |
172 | 00:11:11,819 | 00:11:12,529 | Kim? | Kim? |
173 | 00:11:13,639 | 00:11:14,325 | Kim! | Kim! |
174 | 00:11:15,200 | 00:11:16,600 | I'm going out there again. | I'm going out there again. |
175 | 00:11:16,700 | 00:11:18,000 | Don't stab me. | Don't stab me. |
176 | 00:11:20,600 | 00:11:22,022 | Or shoot me. | Or shoot me. |
177 | 00:11:22,047 | 00:11:23,624 | I'm serious. | I'm serious. |
178 | 00:11:23,848 | 00:11:25,348 | I promise. I promise. | I promise. I promise. |
179 | 00:11:27,400 | 00:11:28,800 | Kim where are you? | Kim where are you? |
180 | 00:11:30,338 | 00:11:30,868 | Up here. | Up here. |
181 | 00:11:32,800 | 00:11:33,750 | Hey Kim. | Hey Kim. |
182 | 00:11:33,985 | 00:11:35,618 | Did you lie to me tonight | Did you lie to me tonight |
183 | 00:11:35,733 | 00:11:37,200 | about the end of the world? | about the end of the world? |
184 | 00:11:37,300 | 00:11:39,850 | I..I... won.... nah. I mean I wouldn't say.. | I..I... won.... nah. I mean I wouldn't say.. |
185 | 00:11:39,875 | 00:11:40,824 | it wasn't exactly.. | it wasn't exactly.. |
186 | 00:11:40,900 | 00:11:41,800 | Nicky! | Nicky! |
187 | 00:11:43,464 | 00:11:44,524 | Did you lie to me? | Did you lie to me? |
188 | 00:11:48,504 | 00:11:49,707 | That is so rude. | That is so rude. |
189 | 00:11:51,487 | 00:11:52,800 | I was about to tell you | I was about to tell you |
190 | 00:11:53,400 | 00:11:55,316 | but you just run out of there so quickly. | but you just run out of there so quickly. |
191 | 00:11:55,341 | 00:11:56,400 | But it's okay, right? | But it's okay, right? |
192 | 00:11:57,963 | 00:11:59,600 | I mean, it's not like anyone died. | I mean, it's not like anyone died. |
193 | 00:12:00,976 | 00:12:01,500 | Kim! | Kim! |
194 | 00:12:12,105 | 00:12:13,086 | Kim? | Kim? |
195 | 00:12:31,100 | 00:12:32,167 | Tell....... | Tell....... |
196 | 00:12:32,492 | 00:12:33,534 | ..... Joe. | ..... Joe. |
197 | 00:12:33,958 | 00:12:35,724 | Who's Joe? | Who's Joe? |
198 | 00:12:36,700 | 00:12:37,722 | Tell Joe | Tell Joe |
199 | 00:12:38,992 | 00:12:40,124 | Tell him what? | Tell him what? |
200 | 00:12:42,400 | 00:12:43,300 | Who's Joe? | Who's Joe? |
201 | 00:13:17,700 | 00:13:18,318 | Is he dead? | Is he dead? |
202 | 00:13:18,343 | 00:13:19,272 | Check his pulse. | Check his pulse. |
203 | 00:13:19,297 | 00:13:20,500 | Is he dead? | Is he dead? |
204 | 00:13:20,700 | 00:13:22,200 | There's some of his brain on the table. | There's some of his brain on the table. |
205 | 00:13:22,200 | 00:13:22,892 | Well, how much? | Well, how much? |
206 | 00:13:22,917 | 00:13:25,900 | You want me to tell you how much of his brain is on the table? | You want me to tell you how much of his brain is on the table? |
207 | 00:13:26,000 | 00:13:27,791 | Yes, Jay. If it is not too much trouble, I would | Yes, Jay. If it is not too much trouble, I would |
208 | 00:13:27,816 | 00:13:29,624 | like you to inform me how much of his brain... | like you to inform me how much of his brain... |
209 | 00:13:29,630 | 00:13:32,530 | I think any amount of brain is too much brain, isn't it? | I think any amount of brain is too much brain, isn't it? |
210 | 00:13:32,800 | 00:13:35,569 | I'm sorry. I forgot you're a fucking brain surgeon. When did that happen? | I'm sorry. I forgot you're a fucking brain surgeon. When did that happen? |
211 | 00:13:35,594 | 00:13:38,324 | Was it before or after you got promoted to the supermarket deli counter? | Was it before or after you got promoted to the supermarket deli counter? |
212 | 00:13:39,300 | 00:13:40,400 | It's a bit much, mate. | It's a bit much, mate. |
213 | 00:13:41,200 | 00:13:43,000 | This is getting personal and shit. | This is getting personal and shit. |
214 | 00:13:44,000 | 00:13:45,600 | I was going to ask you to be my best man as well. | I was going to ask you to be my best man as well. |
215 | 00:13:45,700 | 00:13:47,400 | Why are you still talking about weddings | Why are you still talking about weddings |
216 | 00:13:47,400 | 00:13:49,100 | when there's two dead people? | when there's two dead people? |
217 | 00:13:54,600 | 00:13:55,900 | It's the fish counter anyway. | It's the fish counter anyway. |
218 | 00:13:57,776 | 00:13:58,299 | Jerk! | Jerk! |
219 | 00:13:59,998 | 00:14:00,549 | Kim! | Kim! |
220 | 00:14:01,073 | 00:14:02,349 | Where have you been? Are you okay? | Where have you been? Are you okay? |
221 | 00:14:02,374 | 00:14:03,048 | What's happening? | What's happening? |
222 | 00:14:03,200 | 00:14:04,900 | Who are they Why they attacking you? | Who are they Why they attacking you? |
223 | 00:14:05,200 | 00:14:06,200 | Oh God, you're in shock. | Oh God, you're in shock. |
224 | 00:14:06,725 | 00:14:07,724 | She's in shock. | She's in shock. |
225 | 00:14:08,400 | 00:14:09,900 | Should we get some frozen peas? | Should we get some frozen peas? |
226 | 00:14:09,900 | 00:14:11,600 | Let's get some frozen peas. Okay...Ummmm | Let's get some frozen peas. Okay...Ummmm |
227 | 00:14:12,560 | 00:14:14,181 | Jay. Google the recovery position. | Jay. Google the recovery position. |
228 | 00:14:14,206 | 00:14:15,224 | We need to leave bro. | We need to leave bro. |
229 | 00:14:15,400 | 00:14:16,800 | Please please. These are great. | Please please. These are great. |
230 | 00:14:17,500 | 00:14:20,000 | These will help. Just okay, just hold everything. | These will help. Just okay, just hold everything. |
231 | 00:14:21,200 | 00:14:23,825 | Okay. I'll tell you what, I just.... just | Okay. I'll tell you what, I just.... just |
232 | 00:14:23,850 | 00:14:24,724 | Okay. | Okay. |
233 | 00:14:25,500 | 00:14:27,000 | Ehhhmm. I'm going to call the police right now. | Ehhhmm. I'm going to call the police right now. |
234 | 00:14:27,500 | 00:14:28,700 | Is there anything you need to tell me before I do? | Is there anything you need to tell me before I do? |
235 | 00:14:28,900 | 00:14:30,400 | Anything at all? | Anything at all? |
236 | 00:14:37,200 | 00:14:37,600 | Okay. | Okay. |
237 | 00:14:47,100 | 00:14:48,573 | What can I get you darling? | What can I get you darling? |
238 | 00:14:48,598 | 00:14:49,524 | Coffee, please? | Coffee, please? |
239 | 00:14:50,000 | 00:14:51,200 | What sort? | What sort? |
240 | 00:14:54,000 | 00:14:54,600 | You pick. | You pick. |
241 | 00:15:02,300 | 00:15:04,600 | She doesn't look so dangerous on the end there. | She doesn't look so dangerous on the end there. |
242 | 00:15:05,000 | 00:15:08,000 | Tell that to my husband. Isn't that right, Carl? | Tell that to my husband. Isn't that right, Carl? |
243 | 00:15:09,200 | 00:15:11,300 | She caught me with a sucker punch Mandy. | She caught me with a sucker punch Mandy. |
244 | 00:15:11,400 | 00:15:12,900 | How many times? | How many times? |
245 | 00:15:13,777 | 00:15:16,900 | If she comes in again, I'll put her smarmy little head through the window. | If she comes in again, I'll put her smarmy little head through the window. |
246 | 00:15:18,500 | 00:15:19,932 | And which window would that be | And which window would that be |
247 | 00:15:19,957 | 00:15:20,824 | my good man? | my good man? |
248 | 00:15:32,389 | 00:15:33,630 | There you go, my darling. | There you go, my darling. |
249 | 00:15:37,000 | 00:15:38,200 | All sorted. | All sorted. |
250 | 00:16:22,300 | 00:16:24,100 | Okay, this is fucked up man. | Okay, this is fucked up man. |
251 | 00:16:24,700 | 00:16:26,000 | We need to call the police right now. | We need to call the police right now. |
252 | 00:16:26,400 | 00:16:29,100 | Also, bro. Seriously, you look fucking ridiculous. | Also, bro. Seriously, you look fucking ridiculous. |
253 | 00:16:30,349 | 00:16:34,900 | I know. I know. I just need to speak to Kim first and find out what's really going on. | I know. I know. I just need to speak to Kim first and find out what's really going on. |
254 | 00:16:35,029 | 00:16:37,500 | What's really going on, is we're trapped in a house with | What's really going on, is we're trapped in a house with |
255 | 00:16:37,500 | 00:16:39,700 | some weirdo, who's clearly out of her mind. | some weirdo, who's clearly out of her mind. |
256 | 00:16:39,800 | 00:16:41,500 | All right easy with the judging. | All right easy with the judging. |
257 | 00:16:41,600 | 00:16:43,324 | Ever heard of moral relativism? | Ever heard of moral relativism? |
258 | 00:16:43,349 | 00:16:44,524 | Obviously not, no. | Obviously not, no. |
259 | 00:16:44,900 | 00:16:46,600 | She is not out of her mind, is she? | She is not out of her mind, is she? |
260 | 00:16:46,795 | 00:16:47,321 | She's just | She's just |
261 | 00:16:47,646 | 00:16:49,424 | out of her context. That's all. | out of her context. That's all. |
262 | 00:16:50,100 | 00:16:52,400 | She's not a weirdo. She needs our help. | She's not a weirdo. She needs our help. |
263 | 00:16:53,300 | 00:16:55,200 | She's probably just as scared as we are. | She's probably just as scared as we are. |
264 | 00:16:57,600 | 00:16:59,100 | I think she's perfectly nice. | I think she's perfectly nice. |
265 | 00:17:00,100 | 00:17:02,500 | Right. We've only got an hour before we've got company. | Right. We've only got an hour before we've got company. |
266 | 00:17:06,300 | 00:17:08,100 | We don't want his thugs to know we've been here. | We don't want his thugs to know we've been here. |
267 | 00:17:08,000 | 00:17:09,900 | So we'll take Ian's body with us. | So we'll take Ian's body with us. |
268 | 00:17:09,900 | 00:17:12,100 | Make it look like he killed Jimmy, and fled the scene. | Make it look like he killed Jimmy, and fled the scene. |
269 | 00:17:12,500 | 00:17:14,600 | He will be easier to move in smaller pieces. | He will be easier to move in smaller pieces. |
270 | 00:17:14,624 | 00:17:15,399 | Happy? | Happy? |
271 | 00:17:15,400 | 00:17:15,799 | What the..? | What the..? |
272 | 00:17:15,800 | 00:17:17,100 | What... The thing is... | What... The thing is... |
273 | 00:17:17,200 | 00:17:18,607 | You got a better plan? | You got a better plan? |
274 | 00:17:18,632 | 00:17:20,400 | Not necessarily.. ..better. | Not necessarily.. ..better. |
275 | 00:17:20,400 | 00:17:23,600 | But ummm, we were just thinking, ahh maybe call the Police | But ummm, we were just thinking, ahh maybe call the Police |
276 | 00:17:23,600 | 00:17:25,900 | calmly explain what happened? | calmly explain what happened? |
277 | 00:17:26,000 | 00:17:29,500 | No, what happened Nicky, is 15 years ago that man | No, what happened Nicky, is 15 years ago that man |
278 | 00:17:29,500 | 00:17:31,100 | killed my dad in front of me. | killed my dad in front of me. |
279 | 00:17:34,500 | 00:17:36,300 | I was six years old. | I was six years old. |
280 | 00:17:38,700 | 00:17:40,203 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
281 | 00:17:41,028 | 00:17:42,224 | He ruined my life. | He ruined my life. |
282 | 00:17:43,300 | 00:17:44,500 | And now he's dead. | And now he's dead. |
283 | 00:17:46,600 | 00:17:47,411 | Yeah, except | Yeah, except |
284 | 00:17:47,836 | 00:17:49,524 | he threw himself off the balcony. | he threw himself off the balcony. |
285 | 00:17:49,600 | 00:17:50,800 | You didn't do that Kim. | You didn't do that Kim. |
286 | 00:17:51,600 | 00:17:53,106 | And look at this guy. | And look at this guy. |
287 | 00:17:54,131 | 00:17:55,224 | Oh my God, | Oh my God, |
288 | 00:17:57,100 | 00:17:58,300 | Have you seen the guns upstairs? | Have you seen the guns upstairs? |
289 | 00:17:58,600 | 00:18:00,900 | I mean... we'll say it was self-defense. | I mean... we'll say it was self-defense. |
290 | 00:18:00,900 | 00:18:02,200 | It was really | It was really |
291 | 00:18:04,800 | 00:18:05,661 | Of course | Of course |
292 | 00:18:05,886 | 00:18:07,024 | you're right. | you're right. |
293 | 00:18:08,300 | 00:18:09,400 | You should call the police. | You should call the police. |
294 | 00:18:10,000 | 00:18:11,600 | Tell them exactly what happened. | Tell them exactly what happened. |
295 | 00:18:12,000 | 00:18:14,300 | All I ask is that you give me one hour to disappear. | All I ask is that you give me one hour to disappear. |
296 | 00:18:14,300 | 00:18:16,000 | Can you do that for me? | Can you do that for me? |
297 | 00:18:16,400 | 00:18:18,300 | Disappear? Like... ..for good? | Disappear? Like... ..for good? |
298 | 00:18:18,400 | 00:18:20,000 | Just tell them I knocked you unconscious. | Just tell them I knocked you unconscious. |
299 | 00:18:21,000 | 00:18:23,196 | Uhhhaahhhh...Ah okay then. Sure. | Uhhhaahhhh...Ah okay then. Sure. |
300 | 00:18:23,721 | 00:18:25,624 | But... I'm still mad at you. | But... I'm still mad at you. |
301 | 00:18:26,900 | 00:18:28,412 | And this is just for my list | And this is just for my list |
302 | 00:18:28,437 | 00:18:30,600 | because I don't know when I'll get another chance. | because I don't know when I'll get another chance. |
303 | 00:18:42,800 | 00:18:43,800 | Have a nice life. | Have a nice life. |
304 | 00:18:49,275 | 00:18:51,175 | Ohhh!!! Fuck my life!!! | Ohhh!!! Fuck my life!!! |
305 | 00:18:55,200 | 00:18:56,300 | I get the frozen peas. | I get the frozen peas. |
306 | 00:19:03,200 | 00:19:04,194 | He's lost a lot of blood, | He's lost a lot of blood, |
307 | 00:19:04,419 | 00:19:06,624 | we need to get him to the hospital or he's going to die. | we need to get him to the hospital or he's going to die. |
308 | 00:19:07,100 | 00:19:08,100 | Kim. | Kim. |
309 | 00:19:12,600 | 00:19:14,100 | So not being funny, but | So not being funny, but |
310 | 00:19:15,400 | 00:19:17,100 | am I the only one that's thinking? | am I the only one that's thinking? |
311 | 00:19:19,100 | 00:19:20,075 | You know. | You know. |
312 | 00:19:21,924 | 00:19:23,500 | Let nature take its course and all that. | Let nature take its course and all that. |
313 | 00:19:23,773 | 00:19:24,100 | Jay! | Jay! |
314 | 00:19:24,125 | 00:19:25,800 | He's a fucking Nazi gangster. | He's a fucking Nazi gangster. |
315 | 00:19:25,800 | 00:19:26,900 | He'll do the same to us. | He'll do the same to us. |
316 | 00:19:26,900 | 00:19:28,000 | I'm not actually. | I'm not actually. |
317 | 00:19:29,900 | 00:19:31,600 | I got a tattoo when I was 16. | I got a tattoo when I was 16. |
318 | 00:19:32,800 | 00:19:34,535 | Confused... insecure... | Confused... insecure... |
319 | 00:19:34,960 | 00:19:37,124 | trying to fit in with the crowd. | trying to fit in with the crowd. |
320 | 00:19:38,000 | 00:19:39,514 | It's a young man's game, isn't it? | It's a young man's game, isn't it? |
321 | 00:19:40,239 | 00:19:41,100 | Being a Nazi? | Being a Nazi? |
322 | 00:19:41,100 | 00:19:42,050 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
323 | 00:19:42,075 | 00:19:44,900 | You get older and you realise that | You get older and you realise that |
324 | 00:19:44,900 | 00:19:47,500 | everyone's just trying to muddle along. | everyone's just trying to muddle along. |
325 | 00:19:47,900 | 00:19:50,000 | The cruel world is the problem not the people in it. | The cruel world is the problem not the people in it. |
326 | 00:19:50,909 | 00:19:52,300 | I made mistakes in my life. | I made mistakes in my life. |
327 | 00:19:53,300 | 00:19:55,200 | I'm happy with the person I've become. | I'm happy with the person I've become. |
328 | 00:19:56,100 | 00:19:57,900 | I will say that with my hand on my heart. | I will say that with my hand on my heart. |
329 | 00:20:01,765 | 00:20:03,000 | God! He's a sweetheart. | God! He's a sweetheart. |
330 | 00:20:03,100 | 00:20:05,300 | If we help this guy, we're all going to prison for this. | If we help this guy, we're all going to prison for this. |
331 | 00:20:05,300 | 00:20:06,600 | You know that don't you? | You know that don't you? |
332 | 00:20:06,600 | 00:20:08,558 | if it comes to it. I take the blame. | if it comes to it. I take the blame. |
333 | 00:20:08,583 | 00:20:09,624 | I promise you that. | I promise you that. |
334 | 00:20:11,700 | 00:20:13,500 | But saving Ian is the right thing to do. | But saving Ian is the right thing to do. |
335 | 00:20:19,000 | 00:20:21,000 | Okay, you call the hospital and let them know that | Okay, you call the hospital and let them know that |
336 | 00:20:21,000 | 00:20:22,600 | we're coming. I'll dash to the car quickly and | we're coming. I'll dash to the car quickly and |
337 | 00:20:22,600 | 00:20:23,802 | get it all set up for Ian. | get it all set up for Ian. |
338 | 00:20:23,814 | 00:20:24,456 | Shocking! | Shocking! |
339 | 00:20:24,481 | 00:20:26,648 | Kar-dash-Ian | Kar-dash-Ian |
340 | 00:20:27,448 | 00:20:28,948 | Kim Kar-dash-Ian | Kim Kar-dash-Ian |
341 | 00:20:33,200 | 00:20:35,000 | Okay, we're in a rush so don't worry but remind me remind me to | Okay, we're in a rush so don't worry but remind me remind me to |
342 | 00:20:35,000 | 00:20:36,400 | explain that to you later. Because that's | explain that to you later. Because that's |
343 | 00:20:36,400 | 00:20:38,100 | probably the best thing I've said in like...ever. | probably the best thing I've said in like...ever. |
344 | 00:20:38,400 | 00:20:39,900 | Sorry. What do you mean later? | Sorry. What do you mean later? |
345 | 00:20:40,700 | 00:20:43,000 | Oh, I just thought, because of the whole, you know. | Oh, I just thought, because of the whole, you know. |
346 | 00:20:43,000 | 00:20:45,200 | I told you, that kiss was for my list. | I told you, that kiss was for my list. |
347 | 00:20:45,700 | 00:20:47,400 | Just like everything else was supposed to be. | Just like everything else was supposed to be. |
348 | 00:20:48,800 | 00:20:50,200 | I was so excited. | I was so excited. |
349 | 00:20:51,200 | 00:20:52,840 | And then you lied to me didn't you? | And then you lied to me didn't you? |
350 | 00:20:53,500 | 00:20:54,727 | Now it's all ruined. | Now it's all ruined. |
351 | 00:20:56,152 | 00:20:58,600 | I just think a bit of moral relativism would... | I just think a bit of moral relativism would... |
352 | 00:20:58,600 | 00:20:59,900 | I'm glad we met. | I'm glad we met. |
353 | 00:21:00,800 | 00:21:01,825 | I really am. | I really am. |
354 | 00:21:03,521 | 00:21:06,500 | But, when you lie to someone you squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube. | But, when you lie to someone you squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube. |
355 | 00:21:07,900 | 00:21:09,200 | You can't put it back in again. | You can't put it back in again. |
356 | 00:21:27,799 | 00:21:28,699 | Now, hang on son... | Now, hang on son... |
357 | 00:21:29,400 | 00:21:30,218 | Just wait... | Just wait... |
358 | 00:21:32,358 | 00:21:33,624 | In that room through there | In that room through there |
359 | 00:21:34,400 | 00:21:38,500 | there's 500 grand in cash hidden in the fireplace. | there's 500 grand in cash hidden in the fireplace. |
360 | 00:21:39,200 | 00:21:40,500 | It's plenty more where that came from. | It's plenty more where that came from. |
361 | 00:21:41,000 | 00:21:41,650 | Just... | Just... |
362 | 00:21:42,275 | 00:21:43,624 | Don't kill me, please. | Don't kill me, please. |
363 | 00:21:46,200 | 00:21:48,100 | This was to make you more comfortable, Ian. | This was to make you more comfortable, Ian. |
364 | 00:21:50,300 | 00:21:52,100 | Oh, I thought you were going to smother me to death. | Oh, I thought you were going to smother me to death. |
365 | 00:21:52,100 | 00:21:52,588 | Noooo. | Noooo. |
366 | 00:21:53,013 | 00:21:53,764 | Ohhh... | Ohhh... |
367 | 00:21:53,989 | 00:21:54,875 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
368 | 00:21:54,999 | 00:21:56,175 | No. Not having it now. | No. Not having it now. |
369 | 00:21:59,500 | 00:22:00,244 | Where you going? | Where you going? |
370 | 00:22:00,269 | 00:22:01,400 | Where do you think? | Where do you think? |
371 | 00:22:01,500 | 00:22:03,000 | I was only joking about the Mon.. | I was only joking about the Mon.. |
372 | 00:22:03,500 | 00:22:04,275 | Oh. | Oh. |
373 | 00:22:05,816 | 00:22:06,624 | Shittity shit. | Shittity shit. |
374 | 00:22:21,700 | 00:22:22,782 | Hello darling. | Hello darling. |
375 | 00:22:25,900 | 00:22:27,800 | I don't understand why you need to brush your teeth now | I don't understand why you need to brush your teeth now |
376 | 00:22:27,800 | 00:22:29,400 | anyway kid. I'm kind of in the middle of some | anyway kid. I'm kind of in the middle of some |
377 | 00:22:29,400 | 00:22:30,126 | serious shit. | serious shit. |
378 | 00:22:30,151 | 00:22:32,100 | What no Jay. It's a metaphor. | What no Jay. It's a metaphor. |
379 | 00:22:32,100 | 00:22:34,300 | It means you can't undo something once you've done it. | It means you can't undo something once you've done it. |
380 | 00:22:34,300 | 00:22:37,300 | Like... you can't tell a lie and then... | Like... you can't tell a lie and then... |
381 | 00:22:41,400 | 00:22:43,593 | Oiii - You two, come and have a look at this. | Oiii - You two, come and have a look at this. |
382 | 00:22:44,481 | 00:22:45,280 | Quick! | Quick! |
383 | 00:22:48,300 | 00:22:49,700 | Whoa. Whoa what are you doing? | Whoa. Whoa what are you doing? |
384 | 00:22:49,900 | 00:22:51,300 | Whoa...put it back man? | Whoa...put it back man? |
385 | 00:22:51,324 | 00:22:51,799 | Fuck off! | Fuck off! |
386 | 00:22:52,100 | 00:22:54,000 | We just need to get Ian to the hospital and our | We just need to get Ian to the hospital and our |
387 | 00:22:54,100 | 00:22:55,500 | story straight to the police. That is it. | story straight to the police. That is it. |
388 | 00:22:55,500 | 00:22:57,200 | Okay, and what if we go to the police and Kim blames it on us. | Okay, and what if we go to the police and Kim blames it on us. |
389 | 00:22:57,300 | 00:22:58,100 | She's not going to do that, is she? | She's not going to do that, is she? |
390 | 00:22:58,100 | 00:22:58,581 | GUYS! | GUYS! |
391 | 00:22:58,800 | 00:22:59,625 | How do you know? | How do you know? |
392 | 00:22:59,664 | 00:23:01,561 | Because honesty is like her thing. | Because honesty is like her thing. |
393 | 00:23:01,687 | 00:23:02,900 | Bro, you don't even know her. | Bro, you don't even know her. |
394 | 00:23:03,100 | 00:23:04,400 | I know her well enough. All right. | I know her well enough. All right. |
395 | 00:23:04,400 | 00:23:05,000 | GUYS! | GUYS! |
396 | 00:23:05,024 | 00:23:06,024 | YES IAN? | YES IAN? |
397 | 00:23:07,628 | 00:23:08,110 | Jeeezzz! | Jeeezzz! |
398 | 00:23:08,200 | 00:23:09,300 | A little moaner, ain't he? | A little moaner, ain't he? |
399 | 00:23:11,200 | 00:23:11,971 | What do you want man? | What do you want man? |
400 | 00:23:11,996 | 00:23:13,700 | Is she supposed to take me to the hospital? | Is she supposed to take me to the hospital? |
401 | 00:23:18,800 | 00:23:19,200 | Kim! | Kim! |