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1 00:01:09,770 00:01:11,970 Can I have some breakfast please? Can I have some breakfast please?
2 00:01:12,317 00:01:15,050 It's 3 quid for a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwich. It's 3 quid for a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwich.
3 00:01:23,410 00:01:26,943 And obviously if you want it heated up it is another tenner. And obviously if you want it heated up it is another tenner.
4 00:01:27,147 00:01:28,147 Oh! OK. Oh! OK.
5 00:01:28,921 00:01:30,854 That's the orange ones, right? That's the orange ones, right?
6 00:01:32,777 00:01:33,777 Hah! Hah!
7 00:01:34,499 00:01:37,566 And it's another tenner to park your jeep. And it's another tenner to park your jeep.
8 00:01:37,979 00:01:40,246 Of course. Ahh..... There you go. Of course. Ahh..... There you go.
9 00:01:41,107 00:01:42,974 Excuse me, love. You do realise that he's taking the... Excuse me, love. You do realise that he's taking the...
10 00:01:42,975 00:01:44,942 ...uhhh, why don't you go to the bathroom, Mandy? ...uhhh, why don't you go to the bathroom, Mandy?
11 00:01:45,507 00:01:47,107 Use the big mirror - eh? Use the big mirror - eh?
12 00:01:49,948 00:01:53,481 You can put lipstick on a pig, man. It's still a pig. You can put lipstick on a pig, man. It's still a pig.
13 00:01:53,734 00:01:54,934 Yeah! Yeah! Fuck Off! Yeah! Yeah! Fuck Off!
14 00:02:00,225 00:02:01,692 May I use your bathroom? May I use your bathroom?
15 00:02:01,778 00:02:03,578 Of course you can, darling. Of course you can, darling.
16 00:02:04,634 00:02:05,634 Ten pounds. Ten pounds.
17 00:02:27,381 00:02:28,381 Can I help? Can I help?
18 00:02:30,416 00:02:32,716 Why do you work for a man who speaks to you like that? Why do you work for a man who speaks to you like that?
19 00:02:32,726 00:02:35,726 No idea darling. It's probably the same reason that I married the bastard. No idea darling. It's probably the same reason that I married the bastard.
20 00:02:37,139 00:02:39,339 Why do you stay married to a man who doesn't love you? Why do you stay married to a man who doesn't love you?
21 00:02:42,744 00:02:43,944 You are weird. You are weird.
22 00:02:45,192 00:02:47,926 You foreign or something? You don't sound foreign. You foreign or something? You don't sound foreign.
23 00:02:48,996 00:02:49,996 Sort of. Sort of.
24 00:02:54,079 00:02:55,679 Can I have some of that? Can I have some of that?
25 00:02:59,770 00:03:02,837 Just have the lot, darling. It is cheap shit anyway. Just have the lot, darling. It is cheap shit anyway.
26 00:03:03,142 00:03:06,542 And listen. That fellow of mine just stole from you. And listen. That fellow of mine just stole from you.
27 00:03:07,424 00:03:09,291 You do know that, don't you? You do know that, don't you?
28 00:03:28,550 00:03:32,417 You can be a right arsehole sometimes, Carl. You know that... You can be a right arsehole sometimes, Carl. You know that...
29 00:03:34,518 00:03:35,518 The fuck... The fuck...
30 00:03:47,313 00:03:48,313 Heyy.....Stop Heyy.....Stop
31 00:03:52,910 00:03:53,843 Is everything okay? Is everything okay?
32 00:03:53,936 00:03:55,070 Not really, no. Not really, no.
33 00:03:56,930 00:03:58,863 You forgot your bacon sarnie. You forgot your bacon sarnie.
34 00:04:00,281 00:04:03,748 That's okay, Mandy. I've had enough pig for one day. That's okay, Mandy. I've had enough pig for one day.
35 00:04:10,208 00:04:11,208 Aaaawwww... Aaaawwww...
36 00:04:11,435 00:04:13,901 Aaaawwww... God. Got me right in the eye. Aaaawwww... God. Got me right in the eye.
37 00:04:15,654 00:04:18,654 You know what, if it is alright with you I will have that sandwich. You know what, if it is alright with you I will have that sandwich.
38 00:04:18,655 00:04:20,488 It just... the pig line just came to me and I kinda It just... the pig line just came to me and I kinda
39 00:04:20,489 00:04:23,121 just rolled with it but I really am quite starving just rolled with it but I really am quite starving
40 00:04:23,122 00:04:25,122 so thanks so much. That's really nice of you. so thanks so much. That's really nice of you.
41 00:04:25,314 00:04:26,314 See you. See you.
42 00:04:28,993 00:04:31,660 Ohhhh.. just warming the old girl up. Ohhhh.. just warming the old girl up.
43 00:04:32,420 00:04:33,420 Here we go.... Here we go....
44 00:05:52,630 00:05:55,963 All I am saying is, you have never been very good with women. All I am saying is, you have never been very good with women.
45 00:05:56,117 00:05:57,584 What has that got to do with anything? What has that got to do with anything?
46 00:05:57,597 00:05:59,264 Well, you have just been dumped, kid. Well, you have just been dumped, kid.
47 00:05:59,376 00:06:00,551 Yeah, by someone I went out with for three years. Yeah, by someone I went out with for three years.
48 00:06:00,555 00:06:02,199 I'm not having a go, mate. I'm just saying when it I'm not having a go, mate. I'm just saying when it
49 00:06:02,324 00:06:04,879 comes to girls you have always been a duck out of water. comes to girls you have always been a duck out of water.
50 00:06:05,593 00:06:06,993 What...So completely fine then? What...So completely fine then?
51 00:06:07,318 00:06:08,118 Eehhh? Eehhh?
52 00:06:08,150 00:06:10,983 Ducks are amphibious Jay, so they are completely fine in or out of water. Ducks are amphibious Jay, so they are completely fine in or out of water.
53 00:06:11,150 00:06:12,050 Bullshit! Bullshit!
54 00:06:12,075 00:06:12,908 What do you mean, bullshit? What do you mean, bullshit?
55 00:06:12,929 00:06:14,198 This is what I am talking about, Ron. No one This is what I am talking about, Ron. No one
56 00:06:14,223 00:06:16,620 cares about all of your univers-y bullshit. cares about all of your univers-y bullshit.
57 00:06:17,303 00:06:19,603 We two learnt that in year 2, Jay. That's not even junior school. We two learnt that in year 2, Jay. That's not even junior school.
58 00:06:19,774 00:06:21,474 OK, look. The point is OK, look. The point is
59 00:06:21,474 00:06:24,874 no matter how clever you think you are you are never gonna get anywhere, cause no matter how clever you think you are you are never gonna get anywhere, cause
60 00:06:25,510 00:06:26,510 you got shit clothes. you got shit clothes.
61 00:06:26,520 00:06:27,020 Right! Right!
62 00:06:27,048 00:06:27,648 A shit haircut. A shit haircut.
63 00:06:27,797 00:06:28,297 OK. OK.
64 00:06:28,502 00:06:29,702 And...dick like a burst balloon. And...dick like a burst balloon.
65 00:06:30,029 00:06:31,562 I've got a perfectly average sized penis, Jay. I've got a perfectly average sized penis, Jay.
66 00:06:33,422 00:06:34,422 (Girls sniggering) (Girls sniggering)
67 00:06:35,245 00:06:36,745 OK. Do you wanna get over Ellie? OK. Do you wanna get over Ellie?
68 00:06:37,050 00:06:37,550 Not really. Not really.
69 00:06:37,555 00:06:38,655 Do you wanna prove that you are a big man? Do you wanna prove that you are a big man?
70 00:06:38,696 00:06:39,446 Obviously not. Obviously not.
71 00:06:39,450 00:06:41,710 OK then, you have to speak to the next woman that walks in this pub. OK then, you have to speak to the next woman that walks in this pub.
72 00:06:41,713 00:06:42,613 Whoever they are. Whoever they are.
73 00:06:42,630 00:06:44,563 I literally said no to both those things. I literally said no to both those things.
74 00:06:44,687 00:06:45,820 Hey, do you want me to say it? Hey, do you want me to say it?
75 00:06:45,868 00:06:46,868 No! No!
76 00:06:47,021 00:06:47,621 I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
77 00:06:47,775 00:06:48,275 Don't. Don't.
78 00:06:48,370 00:06:48,870 I will say it. I will say it.
79 00:06:48,895 00:06:49,495 Don't say it. Don't say it.
80 00:06:49,498 00:06:50,098 I shall say it. I shall say it.
81 00:06:50,100 00:06:50,700 Please don't. Please don't.
82 00:06:50,705 00:06:51,205 I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it.
83 00:06:51,210 00:06:51,810 I rather you didn't. I rather you didn't.
84 00:06:51,828 00:06:54,295 You are my little brother... and... You are my little brother... and...
85 00:06:54,382 00:06:55,382 Pfffffhh Pfffffhh
86 00:06:56,820 00:06:59,953 I..I..I love yooouu! I..I..I love yooouu!
87 00:07:03,508 00:07:05,875 And I want you to have some fun. Alright? And I want you to have some fun. Alright?
88 00:07:07,261 00:07:09,828 No! This is not non negotiable. No! This is not non negotiable.
89 00:07:10,001 00:07:11,401 You mean it is, non negotiable. You mean it is, non negotiable.
90 00:07:11,800 00:07:12,800 What? What?
91 00:07:13,534 00:07:14,534 Don't worry. Don't worry.
92 00:07:14,908 00:07:15,908 Ooohhh Ooohhh
93 00:07:16,106 00:07:17,206 Little brother - look... Little brother - look...
94 00:07:17,321 00:07:20,354 Welcome my friend to the woman of my dreams. Welcome my friend to the woman of my dreams.
95 00:07:31,267 00:07:31,967 wooooaaahh! wooooaaahh!
96 00:07:33,531 00:07:34,531 I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
97 00:07:35,304 00:07:37,171 I will get you another one. at... the bar. I will get you another one. at... the bar.
98 00:07:37,540 00:07:38,873 Ooohh, sorry. Sorry. Ooohh, sorry. Sorry.
99 00:07:39,459 00:07:40,459 Aaww. Aaww. Aaww. Aaww.
100 00:07:40,855 00:07:41,855 Aaww. Aaww. Aaww. Aaww.
101 00:07:43,217 00:07:43,950 You alright? You alright?
102 00:07:46,597 00:07:47,797 Can I have a glass of cider? Can I have a glass of cider?
103 00:07:47,864 00:07:48,564 Sure. Sure.
104 00:07:48,580 00:07:50,980 And..whatever the angry looking man behind me was drinking. And..whatever the angry looking man behind me was drinking.
105 00:07:51,855 00:07:52,855 Thank you. Thank you.
106 00:08:17,205 00:08:18,154 Can I ask you something? Can I ask you something?
107 00:08:18,155 00:08:19,436 Yes. Yeah - fire away, amigo. Yes. Yeah - fire away, amigo.
108 00:08:20,047 00:08:21,143 Huh! Not amigo. Just friend. Huh! Not amigo. Just friend.
109 00:08:21,869 00:08:23,069 Uhh. Not that we're friends. Uhh. Not that we're friends.
110 00:08:23,119 00:08:25,186 Although they do say a stranger is a friend you haven't met yet. Although they do say a stranger is a friend you haven't met yet.
111 00:08:25,259 00:08:26,592 We have technically met, haven’t we? We have technically met, haven’t we?
112 00:08:26,593 00:08:28,512 I consider it sort of depends on definition, so like... I consider it sort of depends on definition, so like...
113 00:08:31,597 00:08:33,460 Sorry, you had a question. Sorry, you had a question.
114 00:08:33,523 00:08:34,156 Yes. Yes.
115 00:08:37,946 00:08:39,558 This is definitely a shoe, right? This is definitely a shoe, right?
116 00:08:40,800 00:08:41,400 Yeahh... Yeahh...
117 00:08:41,533 00:08:44,231 I mean, I just feel like there has been some sort of a fundamental mistake. I mean, I just feel like there has been some sort of a fundamental mistake.
118 00:08:44,233 00:08:45,133 I mean... I mean...
119 00:08:45,134 00:08:46,501 ...no one else seems to be wearing them. ...no one else seems to be wearing them.
120 00:08:46,700 00:08:47,716 Right. Right.
121 00:08:47,994 00:08:50,141 Sorry, It's just that I never really dress up Sorry, It's just that I never really dress up
122 00:08:50,166 00:08:52,172 this smart before and I'm feeling a bit... this smart before and I'm feeling a bit...
123 00:08:52,344 00:08:53,344 Yeah. No no no. Completely. That's... Yeah. No no no. Completely. That's...
124 00:08:53,949 00:08:56,759 It's the same for the film 'She's all that' and look what happened there. It's the same for the film 'She's all that' and look what happened there.
125 00:08:57,387 00:08:58,419 What did happen there? What did happen there?
126 00:08:58,421 00:08:59,902 Oh, at the start of the film everyone's like 'she's Oh, at the start of the film everyone's like 'she's
127 00:08:59,903 00:09:02,480 a gnome" and at then she pops this dress on by the end a gnome" and at then she pops this dress on by the end
128 00:09:02,481 00:09:04,839 and then everyone's kicking themselves, cause they are and then everyone's kicking themselves, cause they are
129 00:09:04,840 00:09:06,788 like "Ahh, turned out that she wasn't all bad all along." like "Ahh, turned out that she wasn't all bad all along."
130 00:09:07,099 00:09:08,099 It's a classic. You've gotta watch it. It's a classic. You've gotta watch it.
131 00:09:10,199 00:09:11,199 OK. OK.
132 00:09:13,684 00:09:15,017 I put it on my list. I put it on my list.
133 00:10:22,177 00:10:24,007 Wow, so this was taken on their first date? Wow, so this was taken on their first date?
134 00:10:24,290 00:10:26,911 Yeah, that's wanted this place to be my first pub. Yeah, that's wanted this place to be my first pub.
135 00:10:27,718 00:10:29,551 I thought it would be nice to come for a drink here with dad. I thought it would be nice to come for a drink here with dad.
136 00:10:30,180 00:10:31,647 Oh, is he coming down? Oh, is he coming down?
137 00:10:32,062 00:10:33,062 Oh, sort of. Oh, sort of.
138 00:10:33,762 00:10:35,295 You are leaning on him. You are leaning on him.
139 00:10:35,496 00:10:37,277 Oh God! I'm so...I'm so sorry. Oh God! I'm so...I'm so sorry.
140 00:10:37,774 00:10:38,774 Oh my God I...I... Oh my God I...I...
141 00:10:38,950 00:10:40,650 You don't need to apologise to him. He's dead. You don't need to apologise to him. He's dead.
142 00:10:40,728 00:10:41,928 He can't hear you. He can't hear you.
143 00:10:42,150 00:10:43,150
144 00:10:46,107 --> 00:10:47,973 You want to ask me, don’t you? 00:10:46,107 --> 00:10:47,973 You want to ask me, don’t you?
145 00:10:48,347 00:10:49,347 Ask you? Ask you?
146 00:10:49,448 00:10:51,781 Why this is my first time in a pub. Why this is my first time in a pub.
147 00:10:51,952 00:10:53,152 Or in those shoes. Or in those shoes.
148 00:10:53,581 00:10:56,320 Or why the only 4 films, I have seen in my life are Terminator 2, Or why the only 4 films, I have seen in my life are Terminator 2,
149 00:10:56,345 00:11:00,105 Shawshank Redemption, Home Alone 2 and Braveheart. Shawshank Redemption, Home Alone 2 and Braveheart.
150 00:11:00,212 00:11:01,812 Yeahhh. You know, I do actually. Yeahhh. You know, I do actually.
151 00:11:02,883 00:11:04,683 I am afraid I've got some bad news, Nicky. I am afraid I've got some bad news, Nicky.
152 00:11:25,950 00:11:26,950 Kim? Kim?
153 00:11:36,700 00:11:37,883 Kim? Kim?
154 00:11:39,438 00:11:41,471 It's your turn to disembowel dinner when you got a sec. It's your turn to disembowel dinner when you got a sec.
155 00:11:48,184 00:11:49,184 Kim? Kim?
156 00:12:04,208 00:12:05,366 Dear Mum Dear Mum
157 00:12:05,789 00:12:08,456 I'm sorry for leaving, but I knew that you would try and stop me. I'm sorry for leaving, but I knew that you would try and stop me.
158 00:12:09,907 00:12:10,907 The thing is... The thing is...
159 00:12:11,849 00:12:13,549 ...I finally feel ready to try new things. ...I finally feel ready to try new things.
160 00:12:14,789 00:12:16,289 Work out what's out there for me. Work out what's out there for me.
161 00:12:17,430 00:12:19,030 And make things right... And make things right...
162 00:12:19,295 00:12:20,295 ...for Dad. ...for Dad.
163 00:12:20,899 00:12:21,966 For all of us. For all of us.
164 00:12:23,557 00:12:25,757 I'm not a little belle anymore. I'm not a little belle anymore.
165 00:12:25,910 00:12:27,643 I can look after myself, Mom. I can look after myself, Mom.
166 00:12:28,894 00:12:30,394 The world is a scary place. The world is a scary place.
167 00:12:32,619 00:12:36,352 But it is just like he said in that beautiful poem he wrote for my 21ˢᵗ birthday. But it is just like he said in that beautiful poem he wrote for my 21ˢᵗ birthday.
168 00:12:37,527 00:12:38,527 "I've got all my life to live." "I've got all my life to live."
169 00:12:39,065 00:12:40,798 "And all my love to give." "And all my love to give."
170 00:12:40,987 00:12:42,354 "And as long as I know how to love." "And as long as I know how to love."
171 00:12:42,592 00:12:44,192 ‎"I know I will stay alive." ‎"I know I will stay alive."
172 00:12:46,887 00:12:48,354 'I will survive, Mum.' 'I will survive, Mum.'
173 00:12:54,125 00:12:55,125 Love Kim Love Kim
174 00:13:05,854 00:13:08,787 So just to be clear - the end of the world is coming tomorrow? So just to be clear - the end of the world is coming tomorrow?
175 00:13:09,003 00:13:11,223 No. I am saying it could be tomorrow, but when it does No. I am saying it could be tomorrow, but when it does
176 00:13:11,248 00:13:13,627 happen the more off grid you are the better chance you'll have. happen the more off grid you are the better chance you'll have.
177 00:13:14,074 00:13:15,141 So, how is that gonna happen? So, how is that gonna happen?
178 00:13:15,217 00:13:16,417 Nuclear war. Probably. Nuclear war. Probably.
179 00:13:16,847 00:13:19,080 Oh! But it could be artificial intelligence. Oh! But it could be artificial intelligence.
180 00:13:19,119 00:13:20,119 Polar ice caps melting. Polar ice caps melting.
181 00:13:20,125 00:13:22,458 The next outbreak of fish measles could wipe us out entirely. The next outbreak of fish measles could wipe us out entirely.
182 00:13:22,840 00:13:23,540 I'm sorry? Fish... I'm sorry? Fish...
183 00:13:23,555 00:13:25,712 My mum always said the defining feature of humanity My mum always said the defining feature of humanity
184 00:13:25,737 00:13:27,479 is in patience. Even in it's destruction. is in patience. Even in it's destruction.
185 00:13:28,067 00:13:33,378 Our mum always says one cheese toastie is never enough but two is always too much. Our mum always says one cheese toastie is never enough but two is always too much.
186 00:13:35,356 00:13:38,723 You are only making fun of me because the government is hiding how bad it truly is. You are only making fun of me because the government is hiding how bad it truly is.
187 00:13:38,728 00:13:40,395 If you had any idea... If you had any idea...
188 00:13:40,400 00:13:41,800 No, no. I am on your side, bro. No, no. I am on your side, bro.
189 00:13:42,100 00:13:43,567 Don't believe their lies, man. Don't believe their lies, man.
190 00:13:43,667 00:13:47,700 Like yeah guys. Shall we just get on a spaceship and go to the moon. Like yeah guys. Shall we just get on a spaceship and go to the moon.
191 00:13:47,900 00:13:51,100 As if man. One giant leap for fucking bullshit me. As if man. One giant leap for fucking bullshit me.
192 00:13:51,200 00:13:53,700 Okay. All right. So Kim, you said your mom told you all this. Okay. All right. So Kim, you said your mom told you all this.
193 00:13:53,900 00:13:55,300 You think we're wrong then? You think we're wrong then?
194 00:13:55,949 00:13:57,062 Well no. I'm just saying. Well no. I'm just saying.
195 00:13:57,304 00:14:00,004 I think even if we are all fucked, I'd rather take my chances in I think even if we are all fucked, I'd rather take my chances in
196 00:14:00,029 00:14:02,769 the real world, than hide out in the middle of nowhere in a cave. the real world, than hide out in the middle of nowhere in a cave.
197 00:14:03,008 00:14:05,236 It's a hut. My mum only makes me sleep in the cave It's a hut. My mum only makes me sleep in the cave
198 00:14:05,261 00:14:07,270 when the bald man comes to fix the generator. when the bald man comes to fix the generator.
199 00:14:12,155 00:14:13,632 Yeah, that thing breaks down a lot. Yeah, that thing breaks down a lot.
200 00:14:15,515 00:14:17,046 What does that mean? What does that mean?
201 00:14:24,111 00:14:26,360 Okay, fun thought. Let's say it is the end of the world Okay, fun thought. Let's say it is the end of the world
202 00:14:26,686 00:14:28,894 and we will have two weeks to live. What would you do? and we will have two weeks to live. What would you do?
203 00:14:28,935 00:14:32,646 Easy. I'd marry my girlfriend on like a roller coaster or something. Easy. I'd marry my girlfriend on like a roller coaster or something.
204 00:14:32,650 00:14:33,210 Nice. Nice.
205 00:14:33,235 00:14:34,130 Nicky? Nicky?
206 00:14:34,401 00:14:38,646 I would ride a lot of pain. Seek out the majesty of nature. I would ride a lot of pain. Seek out the majesty of nature.
207 00:14:38,846 00:14:39,746 Oh really? Oh really?
208 00:14:39,747 00:14:42,870 Nah. I'd eat donuts and try to have sex with people. Nah. I'd eat donuts and try to have sex with people.
209 00:14:43,700 00:14:45,747 That's good, because if no one wanted to have sex with you, That's good, because if no one wanted to have sex with you,
210 00:14:45,850 00:14:47,250 then you could just use the donuts. then you could just use the donuts.
211 00:14:47,326 00:14:48,846 That was my thinking exactly. That was my thinking exactly.
212 00:14:48,872 00:14:50,130 Alright. Go on Kim, what about you? Alright. Go on Kim, what about you?
213 00:14:50,801 00:14:53,849 Ummm. Sex and donuts sounds good to me. Ummm. Sex and donuts sounds good to me.
214 00:14:54,081 00:14:57,046 Well, there we are guys. To the end of the world, baby. Well, there we are guys. To the end of the world, baby.
215 00:15:15,877 00:15:17,563 Me and Ellie have been together three years. Me and Ellie have been together three years.
216 00:15:19,014 00:15:20,915 Met at uni. Met at uni.
217 00:15:20,999 00:15:22,277 You know how it goes. You know how it goes.
218 00:15:24,428 00:15:26,246 I guess it was a mutual then? I guess it was a mutual then?
219 00:15:26,744 00:15:28,144 It was actually. It was actually.
220 00:15:28,169 00:15:30,389 It was a mutual decision between her and her new boyfriend. It was a mutual decision between her and her new boyfriend.
221 00:15:39,144 00:15:41,170 Don't you have to take your pollution pill? Don't you have to take your pollution pill?
222 00:15:41,171 00:15:42,045 What? What?
223 00:15:43,869 00:15:44,869 You are immunised, I guess. You are immunised, I guess.
224 00:15:44,870 00:15:47,168 Did your mom give you those by any chance? Did your mom give you those by any chance?
225 00:15:47,669 00:15:48,869 Yeah. Yeah.
226 00:15:51,164 00:15:54,335 I can't believe this your first trip into civilisation. I can't believe this your first trip into civilisation.
227 00:15:54,644 00:15:55,211 Like... Like...
228 00:15:55,236 00:15:55,968 ...ever. ...ever.
229 00:15:57,848 00:16:00,069 Well, I did the supply run a few times? Well, I did the supply run a few times?
230 00:16:01,437 00:16:03,569 But I guess that's just in and out so... But I guess that's just in and out so...
231 00:16:05,734 00:16:07,069 And why did you decide to leave now? And why did you decide to leave now?
232 00:16:07,987 00:16:08,922 I haven't left. I haven't left.
233 00:16:10,166 00:16:10,993 I'm going back. I'm going back.
234 00:16:12,191 00:16:14,170 Just felt like now is a good time to Just felt like now is a good time to
235 00:16:14,369 00:16:16,569 cross some things off my list... I guess. cross some things off my list... I guess.
236 00:16:18,899 00:16:21,569 You and Jay are quite different then? You and Jay are quite different then?
237 00:16:21,569 00:16:23,444 My dad died when we were kids. My dad died when we were kids.
238 00:16:23,469 00:16:26,093 So that's all... for us together. So that's all... for us together.
239 00:16:28,220 00:16:29,116 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
240 00:16:29,270 00:16:30,299 I feel bad now. I feel bad now.
241 00:16:30,480 00:16:31,530 That's alright. That's alright.
242 00:16:32,175 00:16:33,729 He had this landscaping business. He had this landscaping business.
243 00:16:35,169 00:16:38,169 And me and Jay, we've always had this plan to And me and Jay, we've always had this plan to
244 00:16:39,069 00:16:40,069 resurrect it. resurrect it.
245 00:16:40,729 00:16:41,868 But you don't want to? But you don't want to?
246 00:16:43,069 00:16:44,569 I studied English at Uni. I studied English at Uni.
247 00:16:45,816 00:16:47,670 I've been offered this internship in London. I've been offered this internship in London.
248 00:16:48,520 00:16:50,070 It's going to break his heart. It's going to break his heart.
249 00:17:01,369 00:17:03,054 So, how did your dad die? So, how did your dad die?
250 00:17:04,150 00:17:05,471 Heart attack. Heart attack.
251 00:17:05,495 00:17:06,495 Yours? Yours?
252 00:17:35,091 00:17:36,270 Yes, same. Yes, same.
253 00:17:40,035 00:17:43,670 He died when I was six. It's kind of the reason why me and mom left in the first place. He died when I was six. It's kind of the reason why me and mom left in the first place.
254 00:17:45,822 00:17:47,184 It's funny. It's funny.
255 00:17:47,609 00:17:50,494 My dad died the exact same day my little cousin was born. My dad died the exact same day my little cousin was born.
256 00:17:50,669 00:17:52,969 We've moved past my aunt in the hospital. We've moved past my aunt in the hospital.
257 00:17:55,668 00:17:58,170 It's like there's a finite amount of love allowed in the world. It's like there's a finite amount of love allowed in the world.
258 00:17:59,269 00:18:00,469 He's added. He's added.
259 00:18:02,308 00:18:04,569 And you got a pour bit out to make room for the next bit. And you got a pour bit out to make room for the next bit.
260 00:18:15,970 00:18:16,829 Guys! Guys!
261 00:18:16,869 00:18:18,869 Oh my God! Come quick! Oh my God! Come quick!
262 00:18:19,169 00:18:23,469 You're not gonna believe this. You guys need to come right now. You're not gonna believe this. You guys need to come right now.
263 00:18:23,769 00:18:25,969 Kim, your mom was right. It is is happening. Kim, your mom was right. It is is happening.
264 00:18:26,983 00:18:28,669 Dude, it is fucking happening. Dude, it is fucking happening.
265 00:18:29,969 00:18:33,969 But it's okay, because I found some donuts in the kitchen. But it's okay, because I found some donuts in the kitchen.
266 00:18:38,300 00:18:39,825 Oh my God! Oh my God!
267 00:18:40,650 00:18:42,456 Is this is happening right now? Is this is happening right now?
268 00:18:43,310 00:18:44,570 How does it stop? How does it stop?
269 00:18:44,570 00:18:45,168 Kim, there isn't any... Kim, there isn't any...
270 00:18:45,169 00:18:46,732 Chlorinated chicken Chlorinated chicken
271 00:18:46,857 00:18:48,109 and.... and....
272 00:18:48,334 00:18:49,917 climate change. climate change.
273 00:18:51,095 00:18:51,695 Combined. Combined.
274 00:18:51,696 00:18:53,296 OK, One of us needs to call the WHO. OK, One of us needs to call the WHO.
275 00:18:53,570 00:18:54,544 The who? Exactly. The who? Exactly.
276 00:18:54,569 00:18:56,369 What? Oh, never mind, I need to go. What? Oh, never mind, I need to go.
277 00:18:56,370 00:18:56,770 Hold on a sec. Hold on a sec.
278 00:18:56,771 00:18:58,676 I just don't believe it. You spend your whole life thinking I just don't believe it. You spend your whole life thinking
279 00:18:58,701 00:19:00,771 world's gonna end in the blink of an eye and then suddenly it is. world's gonna end in the blink of an eye and then suddenly it is.
280 00:19:01,110 00:19:03,169 Hold on two seconds. Don't worry, there is nothing actually.. Hold on two seconds. Don't worry, there is nothing actually..
281 00:19:03,169 00:19:05,769 Nicky, this is such a serious situation. Nicky, this is such a serious situation.
282 00:19:05,777 00:19:06,869 There's nothing actually what? There's nothing actually what?
283 00:19:07,269 00:19:08,869 There is nothing actually... Dud.... There is nothing actually... Dud....
284 00:19:11,669 00:19:13,669 That we can do right now. That we can do right now.
285 00:19:14,694 00:19:16,263 You're right. You're right.
286 00:19:19,681 00:19:20,146 This isn't funny. This isn't funny.
287 00:19:20,171 00:19:21,406 Kid's fucking insane! Kid's fucking insane!
288 00:19:21,431 00:19:21,841 Jay! Jay!
289 00:19:21,869 00:19:24,830 It is just a little joke because the whole sex, donut and It is just a little joke because the whole sex, donut and
290 00:19:24,855 00:19:27,293 end of the world thing. I didn't think she would actually believe it. end of the world thing. I didn't think she would actually believe it.
291 00:19:33,168 00:19:33,469 Oh. Oh.
292 00:19:38,043 00:19:38,770 KIM! KIM!
293 00:19:39,093 00:19:40,068 KIM! KIM!
294 00:19:41,256 00:19:42,394 Get in the car. Get in the car.
295 00:19:42,766 00:19:43,946 Don't worry dad. Don't worry dad.
296 00:19:43,971 00:19:44,968 There's enough time. There's enough time.
297 00:19:51,422 00:19:52,995 Where the hell is she going, anyway? Where the hell is she going, anyway?
298 00:19:53,020 00:19:54,494 Just shut up and follow her. Just shut up and follow her.
299 00:20:30,744 00:20:31,544 KIM! KIM!
300 00:20:33,319 00:20:34,144 KIM! KIM!
301 00:20:35,197 00:20:36,069 KIM! KIM!
302 00:20:37,597 00:20:38,744 I can't believe she actually fell for it. I can't believe she actually fell for it.
303 00:20:38,745 00:20:41,445 She's probably never seen the internet before. She's probably never seen the internet before.
304 00:20:41,560 00:20:42,460 Of course she fell for it. Of course she fell for it.
305 00:20:42,569 00:20:44,469 Why didn't she realise on the drive over? Why didn't she realise on the drive over?
306 00:20:44,864 00:20:46,616 Because it's the middle of the night, even if Because it's the middle of the night, even if
307 00:20:46,716 00:20:48,769 it was true no fucker would be awake to see it. it was true no fucker would be awake to see it.
308 00:20:49,821 00:20:50,970 Stop worrying man. Stop worrying man.
309 00:20:51,088 00:20:52,915 Look, whoever she's gone in there to see will Look, whoever she's gone in there to see will
310 00:20:52,940 00:20:54,687 tell her that it is a joke and that's that. tell her that it is a joke and that's that.
311 00:20:54,715 00:20:55,600 What's the problem? What's the problem?
312 00:21:40,956 00:21:42,369 I had chance to say something and I didn't. I had chance to say something and I didn't.
313 00:21:42,469 00:21:44,069 She's gonna think I'm a right dick. She's gonna think I'm a right dick.
314 00:21:44,085 00:21:45,385 It was just a little joke. It was just a little joke.
315 00:21:45,442 00:21:47,046 She's gonna think it's hilarious? She's gonna think it's hilarious?
316 00:21:47,050 00:21:48,145 Is she though? Is she though?
317 00:21:48,556 00:21:51,342 Look, if she doesn't. What is the worst that can happen? Look, if she doesn't. What is the worst that can happen?
318 00:22:05,553 00:22:06,300 Trust me. Trust me.
319 00:22:06,725 00:22:08,466 Everything's gonna be fine. Everything's gonna be fine.
320 00:22:11,717 00:22:12,655 Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, I guess you're right.
321 00:23:17,966 00:23:18,743 Ian! Ian!
322 00:23:19,983 00:23:21,888 Is that you, playing silly buggers downstairs? Is that you, playing silly buggers downstairs?
323 00:23:23,629 00:23:24,595 Ian! Ian!
324 00:23:32,221 00:23:33,123 Ian! Ian!
325 00:23:35,847 00:23:36,385 Hello, Jimmy. Hello, Jimmy.
326 00:23:38,269 00:23:39,242 Remember me? Remember me?
327 00:23:42,531 00:23:44,666 Aahhhh-ummmmhhh. Aahhhh-ummmmhhh.