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1 00:01:21,310 00:01:22,770 It's time. It's time.
2 00:01:25,270 00:01:27,320 Hey, there. Hey, there.
3 00:01:27,320 00:01:29,280 Morning. Morning.
4 00:01:29,280 00:01:30,780 How are you today? How are you today?
5 00:01:30,780 00:01:33,320 Hey. What are you doing up? Hey. What are you doing up?
6 00:01:33,320 00:01:34,320 Moo. Moo.
7 00:01:36,280 00:01:37,790 Is that daddy? Is that daddy?
8 00:01:41,330 00:01:42,790 Hey, there, cowgirl. Hey, there, cowgirl.
9 00:01:44,790 00:01:47,800 She's a little feisty today. She's a little feisty today.
10 00:01:47,800 00:01:50,300 Babies are supposed to be sleeping. Babies are supposed to be sleeping.
11 00:01:50,800 00:01:53,300 I'm too hungry for my own good. I'm too hungry for my own good.
12 00:01:53,300 00:01:54,300 Yes. Yes.
13 00:01:57,810 00:01:59,810 I got to get ready. I got to get ready.
14 00:02:05,810 00:02:08,820 Wrong day to be forgetting stuff. Wrong day to be forgetting stuff.
15 00:02:08,820 00:02:10,820 Listen, everyone is telling you how lucky you are. Listen, everyone is telling you how lucky you are.
16 00:02:10,820 00:02:11,820 Don't screw this up. Don't screw this up.
17 00:02:11,820 00:02:13,320 All right. Jesus. All right. Jesus.
18 00:02:15,320 00:02:16,320 She go back to sleep? She go back to sleep?
19 00:02:16,320 00:02:18,330 Yep. Ate like a pig. Yep. Ate like a pig.
20 00:02:18,330 00:02:19,830 I know how lucky I am. I know how lucky I am.
21 00:02:19,830 00:02:23,830 I ace this assignment, department's wide open. I ace this assignment, department's wide open.
22 00:02:23,830 00:02:26,840 Get my own division someday. Get my own division someday.
23 00:02:26,840 00:02:27,840 You should see those guys' houses. You should see those guys' houses.
24 00:02:34,840 00:02:36,850 Hello? Hello?
25 00:02:40,350 00:02:41,350 Why, yes. Why, yes.
26 00:02:41,850 00:02:43,850 Don't worry. I will. Don't worry. I will.
27 00:02:43,850 00:02:45,850 Yeah, he's right here. Yeah, he's right here.
28 00:02:53,400 00:02:54,360 Hello. Hello.
29 00:02:54,360 00:02:55,410 Hoyt? Hoyt?
30 00:02:55,410 00:02:56,410 Uh, yes, sir. Uh, yes, sir.
31 00:02:56,410 00:02:57,410 You on your way to roll call? You on your way to roll call?
32 00:02:57,410 00:02:58,410 Yeah, I'm on my way Yeah, I'm on my way
33 00:02:58,410 00:02:59,410 Out the door right now. Out the door right now.
34 00:02:59,410 00:03:00,870 Hoyt. Uh, yes, sir? Hoyt. Uh, yes, sir?
35 00:03:00,870 00:03:02,370 Patrol fairies go to roll call. Patrol fairies go to roll call.
36 00:03:02,370 00:03:03,370 We don't go to roll call. We don't go to roll call.
37 00:03:03,370 00:03:04,410 OK, that's good to know. OK, that's good to know.
38 00:03:04,410 00:03:06,880 Listen, there's a coffee shop at seventh and whitman. Listen, there's a coffee shop at seventh and whitman.
39 00:03:06,880 00:03:08,880 See you there at 10:00. Be in civvies. See you there at 10:00. Be in civvies.
40 00:03:08,880 00:03:10,880 Comfortable shoes. Got a backup gun? Comfortable shoes. Got a backup gun?
41 00:03:10,880 00:03:11,880 Something pocket-sized? Something pocket-sized?
42 00:03:11,880 00:03:12,880 Uh, no, sir, I don't. Uh, no, sir, I don't.
43 00:03:12,880 00:03:13,880 I got the department issue Beretta. I got the department issue Beretta.
44 00:03:13,880 00:03:15,430 Good, good. Bring it. Cuffs too. Good, good. Bring it. Cuffs too.
45 00:03:15,430 00:03:16,890 Going to be in the office all day, Going to be in the office all day,
46 00:03:16,890 00:03:18,430 But who knows, maybe we'll do some business. But who knows, maybe we'll do some business.
47 00:03:18,430 00:03:19,390 We're an aggressive unit. We're an aggressive unit.
48 00:03:19,890 00:03:20,890 I know. Sir, that's why I signed up. I know. Sir, that's why I signed up.
49 00:03:20,890 00:03:21,890 And, you know, I just want to say And, you know, I just want to say
50 00:03:21,890 00:03:22,890 Thank you for giving me this... Thank you for giving me this...
51 00:03:33,440 00:03:35,450 What's wrong? What's wrong?
52 00:03:37,910 00:03:38,450 I feel like it's the first day I feel like it's the first day
53 00:03:38,910 00:03:39,450 Of football tryouts. Of football tryouts.
54 00:03:39,910 00:03:41,410 I mean, I wish it was tomorrow already I mean, I wish it was tomorrow already
55 00:03:41,410 00:03:43,910 So I'd know whether I made his squad. So I'd know whether I made his squad.
56 00:03:43,910 00:03:47,460 Listen, it's not tomorrow, it's today. Listen, it's not tomorrow, it's today.
57 00:03:47,460 00:03:49,460 I know it's going to work out. I know it's going to work out.
58 00:03:49,460 00:03:50,460 You do? You do?
59 00:03:50,460 00:03:51,460 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
60 00:04:13,730 00:04:15,690 Good morning, sir. Good morning, sir.
61 00:04:19,700 00:04:20,700 Uh, no, thank you, ma'am. Uh, no, thank you, ma'am.
62 00:04:20,700 00:04:21,700 Oh, get some chow in you Oh, get some chow in you
63 00:04:22,200 00:04:24,200 Before we go to the office. My dollar. Before we go to the office. My dollar.
64 00:04:24,200 00:04:26,700 Uh, thank you, sir, but I ate. Uh, thank you, sir, but I ate.
65 00:04:26,700 00:04:28,210 All right, fine. Don't. All right, fine. Don't.
66 00:04:34,710 00:04:36,210 It's nice here. It's nice here.
67 00:04:37,720 00:04:38,720 May I read my paper? May I read my paper?
68 00:04:38,720 00:04:40,220 I'm sorry, sir. I... I'm sorry, sir. I...
69 00:04:40,220 00:04:41,720 Thank you. Thank you.
70 00:04:42,220 00:04:43,220 You know what? I'll get something to eat. You know what? I'll get something to eat.
71 00:04:43,220 00:04:46,220 No. Hell, no, you won't. You fucked that up. No. Hell, no, you won't. You fucked that up.
72 00:04:46,220 00:04:48,730 I'm trying to read my paper. Please, shut up. I'm trying to read my paper. Please, shut up.
73 00:05:08,750 00:05:10,750 I sure wouldn't mind not roasting I sure wouldn't mind not roasting
74 00:05:10,750 00:05:12,750 In a hot black and white all summer. In a hot black and white all summer.
75 00:05:17,260 00:05:19,760 Tell me a story, Hoyt. Tell me a story, Hoyt.
76 00:05:20,760 00:05:21,760 Like, my story? Like, my story?
77 00:05:21,760 00:05:24,260 No, not your story. A story. No, not your story. A story.
78 00:05:25,260 00:05:26,260 Since you can't keep your mouth shut Since you can't keep your mouth shut
79 00:05:26,770 00:05:27,770 Long enough for me to read my paper, Long enough for me to read my paper,
80 00:05:27,770 00:05:29,270 Tell me a story. Tell me a story.
81 00:05:29,270 00:05:30,770 I don't think I know any stories. I don't think I know any stories.
82 00:05:31,270 00:05:32,270 You don't know any stories? You don't know any stories?
83 00:05:32,270 00:05:33,270 All right, I'll tell you a story. All right, I'll tell you a story.
84 00:05:33,770 00:05:35,270 This is a newspaper, right? This is a newspaper, right?
85 00:05:35,270 00:05:39,280 It's 90% bullshit, but it's entertaining. It's 90% bullshit, but it's entertaining.
86 00:05:39,280 00:05:41,780 That's why I read it, because it entertains me. That's why I read it, because it entertains me.
87 00:05:42,280 00:05:44,780 You won't let me read it, so you entertain me You won't let me read it, so you entertain me
88 00:05:44,780 00:05:48,790 With your bullshit. Tell me a story right now. Go. With your bullshit. Tell me a story right now. Go.
89 00:05:48,790 00:05:49,790 Well, there was a D.U.I. Stop... Well, there was a D.U.I. Stop...
90 00:05:49,790 00:05:53,290 A d.U.I. Stop? Well, let me load up my guns. A d.U.I. Stop? Well, let me load up my guns.
91 00:05:53,290 00:05:56,290 A d.U.I.?! Oh, shit! A d.U.I.?! Oh, shit!
92 00:05:56,800 00:05:57,800 Listen, all right? It's good. Listen, all right? It's good.
93 00:05:58,300 00:05:58,800 We were on mid-watch... We were on mid-watch...
94 00:05:59,300 00:06:00,300 We? We?
95 00:06:00,300 00:06:01,300 Oh, me and Debbie... Oh, me and Debbie...
96 00:06:01,300 00:06:02,800 Who's Debbie? Who's Debbie?
97 00:06:03,300 00:06:04,300 Uh, oh, I'm sorry. Uh, oh, I'm sorry.
98 00:06:04,800 00:06:06,300 Uh, Debbie Maxwell, my training officer. Uh, Debbie Maxwell, my training officer.
99 00:06:06,300 00:06:08,310 You had a female training officer? You had a female training officer?
100 00:06:08,310 00:06:09,310 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
101 00:06:09,310 00:06:12,810 Ah, OK. OK. All right. All right. Ah, OK. OK. All right. All right.
102 00:06:12,810 00:06:15,310 Ha ha ha! So what was she? Black? White? Ha ha ha! So what was she? Black? White?
103 00:06:15,310 00:06:16,310 She was white. She was white.
104 00:06:16,820 00:06:18,820 Ah-ha. Lick her license? Ah-ha. Lick her license?
105 00:06:18,820 00:06:20,320 Uh, what? Uh, what?
106 00:06:20,320 00:06:23,820 A lick her license. Was she a dyke? A lesbian? A lick her license. Was she a dyke? A lesbian?
107 00:06:23,820 00:06:24,820 Oh. Oh.
108 00:06:24,820 00:06:25,820 Is she any good? Is she any good?
109 00:06:26,320 00:06:27,330 Yeah, she's pretty good. Yeah, she's pretty good.
110 00:06:27,330 00:06:29,830 OK. Pretty good Debbie, mid-watch. Go. OK. Pretty good Debbie, mid-watch. Go.
111 00:06:29,830 00:06:31,830 All right. So it was a real quiet night... All right. So it was a real quiet night...
112 00:06:31,830 00:06:32,830 Boom! Boom!
113 00:06:32,830 00:06:35,830 Ha ha! You never know. That's the point. Go. Ha ha! You never know. That's the point. Go.
114 00:06:35,830 00:06:38,340 All right, well, it was a quiet night. All right, well, it was a quiet night.
115 00:06:38,340 00:06:40,340 We're rolling on vanowen. I'm driving. We're rolling on vanowen. I'm driving.
116 00:06:40,840 00:06:42,840 This Acura, just a beautiful car, This Acura, just a beautiful car,
117 00:06:42,840 00:06:44,340 Comes out a side street, Comes out a side street,
118 00:06:44,340 00:06:45,840 All over the median. In excess. All over the median. In excess.
119 00:06:45,840 00:06:47,850 I light it up, hit the wailer. I light it up, hit the wailer.
120 00:06:47,850 00:06:48,850 Guy drives on like I'm invisible Guy drives on like I'm invisible
121 00:06:49,350 00:06:51,350 For 10 blocks before he pulls over. For 10 blocks before he pulls over.
122 00:06:51,350 00:06:52,350 All right? Plates run clean, All right? Plates run clean,
123 00:06:52,350 00:06:53,850 So I field test and arrest. So I field test and arrest.
124 00:06:53,850 00:06:56,350 And I'm belting him in our unit, And I'm belting him in our unit,
125 00:06:56,350 00:06:57,860 And Debbie's tossing his car. And Debbie's tossing his car.
126 00:06:57,860 00:06:59,360 She calls me over to the vehicle She calls me over to the vehicle
127 00:06:59,360 00:07:01,860 And shows me a snub .38 and 2 shotguns And shows me a snub .38 and 2 shotguns
128 00:07:01,860 00:07:02,860 Fully loaded and locked. Fully loaded and locked.
129 00:07:03,360 00:07:03,860 No shit? No shit?
130 00:07:04,360 00:07:06,360 No shit. So, uh, she calls our supervisor No shit. So, uh, she calls our supervisor
131 00:07:06,870 00:07:07,370 And I keep searching. And I keep searching.
132 00:07:07,870 00:07:09,370 I find 500 grams of meth in the dash. I find 500 grams of meth in the dash.
133 00:07:09,870 00:07:10,870 Turns out this d.U.I. Turns out this d.U.I.
134 00:07:10,870 00:07:12,870 Is on bail for distribution. Is on bail for distribution.
135 00:07:12,870 00:07:14,870 He's on his way to smoke his ex-partner He's on his way to smoke his ex-partner
136 00:07:14,870 00:07:16,880 Before trial. Before trial.
137 00:07:16,880 00:07:17,880 Boom. Boom.
138 00:07:17,880 00:07:19,380 We prevented a murder. We prevented a murder.
139 00:07:19,380 00:07:21,380 You go him. That's amazing. You go him. That's amazing.
140 00:07:21,380 00:07:23,380 It is. It is.
141 00:07:23,380 00:07:25,880 That you could be out there with a fine bitch for a year, That you could be out there with a fine bitch for a year,
142 00:07:26,380 00:07:28,890 And the most entertaining story that you can come up with And the most entertaining story that you can come up with
143 00:07:29,390 00:07:31,890 To tell me is a drunk stop. To tell me is a drunk stop.
144 00:07:34,890 00:07:38,400 But I don't believe you. But I don't believe you.
145 00:07:38,400 00:07:39,900 You tapped that ass, didn't you? You tapped that ass, didn't you?
146 00:07:41,400 00:07:43,900 Tell the truth. You know you tapped that ass. Tell the truth. You know you tapped that ass.
147 00:07:43,900 00:07:46,910 You put her in the backseat. Bam! Code x. You put her in the backseat. Bam! Code x.
148 00:07:46,910 00:07:47,910 Look, man, I got a wife. Look, man, I got a wife.
149 00:07:48,410 00:07:49,910 You got a dick. You got a dick.
150 00:07:51,410 00:07:52,410 You do have a dick, don't you? You do have a dick, don't you?
151 00:07:52,410 00:07:53,410 Yes. Yes.
152 00:07:53,410 00:07:54,910 OK, your dick lines up OK, your dick lines up
153 00:07:54,910 00:07:55,910 Straight like that, right? Straight like that, right?
154 00:07:55,910 00:07:57,420 To the right of it and to the left of it To the right of it and to the left of it
155 00:07:57,420 00:07:59,920 Are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Are pockets, right? In those pockets are money.
156 00:07:59,920 00:08:03,090 Look in either one of them, pay the bill. Look in either one of them, pay the bill.
157 00:08:11,550 00:08:13,560 Hey, grab that menu off that window for me, Hey, grab that menu off that window for me,
158 00:08:13,560 00:08:14,560 All right? All right?
159 00:08:22,070 00:08:23,570 Get in. It's unlocked. Get in. It's unlocked.
160 00:08:29,070 00:08:31,070 Just throw that in the glove box. Just throw that in the glove box.
161 00:08:31,570 00:08:33,580 This car is not from the motor pool. This car is not from the motor pool.
162 00:08:33,580 00:08:35,620 No, it's not. Sexy, though, isn't it? No, it's not. Sexy, though, isn't it?
163 00:08:35,620 00:08:38,080 So where's the office? Back at division? So where's the office? Back at division?
164 00:08:39,580 00:08:41,080 You're in the office, baby. You're in the office, baby.
165 00:08:43,590 00:08:45,130 Going up. Going up.
166 00:09:09,110 00:09:11,110 Today's a training day, officer Hoyt. Today's a training day, officer Hoyt.
167 00:09:11,110 00:09:13,160 Show you around. Show you around.
168 00:09:13,160 00:09:14,620 Give you a taste of the business, you know? Give you a taste of the business, you know?
169 00:09:14,620 00:09:16,660 I got 38 cases pending trials, I got 38 cases pending trials,
170 00:09:16,660 00:09:18,620 63 in active investigation, 63 in active investigation,
171 00:09:18,620 00:09:20,620 Another 250 on the log I can't clear. Another 250 on the log I can't clear.
172 00:09:21,120 00:09:22,670 I supervise 5 officers. I supervise 5 officers.
173 00:09:23,130 00:09:24,130 That's 5 different personalities. That's 5 different personalities.
174 00:09:24,130 00:09:25,130 5 sets of problems. 5 sets of problems.
175 00:09:25,670 00:09:27,130 You could be number 6 if you act right. You could be number 6 if you act right.
176 00:09:27,130 00:09:28,630 But I am holding no hands, you understand? But I am holding no hands, you understand?
177 00:09:29,170 00:09:29,630 I am not baby-sitting. You got today I am not baby-sitting. You got today
178 00:09:30,130 00:09:31,630 And today only to show me who And today only to show me who
179 00:09:32,180 00:09:33,140 And what you're made of. And what you're made of.
180 00:09:33,140 00:09:34,640 You don't like narcotics, You don't like narcotics,
181 00:09:34,640 00:09:35,640 Get the fuck out of my car, Get the fuck out of my car,
182 00:09:35,640 00:09:36,640 go back to the office, go back to the office,
183 00:09:36,640 00:09:38,640 get a nice, pussy desk job, you know? get a nice, pussy desk job, you know?
184 00:09:38,640 00:09:40,640 Chasing bad checks or something. You hear me? Chasing bad checks or something. You hear me?
185 00:09:40,640 00:09:42,650 I hear you. OK. I hear you. OK.
186 00:09:45,150 00:09:47,150 Why do you want to be a narc? Why do you want to be a narc?
187 00:09:47,150 00:09:49,650 I want to, um, serve my community I want to, um, serve my community
188 00:09:49,650 00:09:51,650 By ridding it of dangerous drugs. By ridding it of dangerous drugs.
189 00:09:51,650 00:09:53,660 Right. Right. But why do you want to be a narc? Right. Right. But why do you want to be a narc?
190 00:09:53,660 00:09:57,660 Ha ha ha. Uh, I want to make detective. Ha ha ha. Uh, I want to make detective.
191 00:09:58,160 00:09:59,160 There you go. You can do it. There you go. You can do it.
192 00:09:59,160 00:10:00,210 Stick with me. You can do it. Stick with me. You can do it.
193 00:10:00,210 00:10:01,160 Unlearn that bullshit Unlearn that bullshit
194 00:10:01,660 00:10:02,670 They teach you at the academy, though. They teach you at the academy, though.
195 00:10:02,670 00:10:04,170 Don't bring none of that shit in here. Don't bring none of that shit in here.
196 00:10:04,170 00:10:05,670 Shit will get you killed out here. Shit will get you killed out here.
197 00:10:05,670 00:10:07,670 I will do anything you want me to do. I will do anything you want me to do.
198 00:10:11,170 00:10:13,180 My niggah. My niggah.
199 00:10:13,680 00:10:15,180 Roll your window down. Start there. Roll your window down. Start there.
200 00:10:15,720 00:10:17,720 Ha ha ha. See, you got to hear the street. Ha ha ha. See, you got to hear the street.
201 00:10:17,720 00:10:19,220 You got to smell it, you know? You got to smell it, you know?
202 00:10:19,220 00:10:22,230 You got to taste that shit, feel it. You got to taste that shit, feel it.
203 00:10:22,230 00:10:23,190 How's your Espa�ol? How's your Espa�ol?
204 00:10:23,190 00:10:25,690 Um... mas o menos. Um... mas o menos.
205 00:10:25,690 00:10:27,190 Learn that shit, brother. Learn that shit, brother.
206 00:10:28,230 00:10:29,190 Learn that shit. That shit will get you killed. Learn that shit. That shit will get you killed.
207 00:10:29,690 00:10:31,190 These motherfuckers out here plotting all kinds of shit These motherfuckers out here plotting all kinds of shit
208 00:10:31,190 00:10:32,700 Behind your back. Behind your back.
209 00:10:33,240 00:10:34,200 Shit, man. You going to teach me that old school, Shit, man. You going to teach me that old school,
210 00:10:34,200 00:10:37,200 Hard charging, beat up everything that moves, Hard charging, beat up everything that moves,
211 00:10:37,200 00:10:38,200 Rodney king shit? Rodney king shit?
212 00:10:38,200 00:10:39,200 We don't do that no more. That day's dead, dog. We don't do that no more. That day's dead, dog.
213 00:10:39,200 00:10:40,200 We don't roll like that no more. We don't roll like that no more.
214 00:10:40,200 00:10:42,750 Now we use this. Brain power. Now we use this. Brain power.
215 00:10:42,750 00:10:44,250 These niggahs are too strong out here anyway. These niggahs are too strong out here anyway.
216 00:10:44,250 00:10:46,210 You think I'm crazy, right? Huh? You think I'm crazy, right? Huh?
217 00:10:46,210 00:10:47,250 I don't know what to think. I don't know what to think.
218 00:10:47,250 00:10:48,210 Yeah? Yeah?
219 00:10:48,210 00:10:49,210 Yeah. Yeah.
220 00:10:49,710 00:10:50,710 Good. Good.
221 00:10:55,260 00:10:56,220 Good. Good.
222 00:11:01,720 00:11:02,770 Ah... Ah...
223 00:11:06,730 00:11:07,770 How long have you been married? How long have you been married?
224 00:11:08,230 00:11:09,270 About a year. About a year.
225 00:11:09,270 00:11:10,230 Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
226 00:11:10,230 00:11:11,230 You got a kid, right? You got a kid, right?
227 00:11:11,740 00:11:12,740 That's right. A little girl. 9 months old. That's right. A little girl. 9 months old.
228 00:11:12,740 00:11:16,740 Yeah. I got 4. Boys. Yeah. I got 4. Boys.
229 00:11:16,740 00:11:18,740 You need a son, you let me know. You need a son, you let me know.
230 00:11:18,740 00:11:19,740 I'll hook your old lady up, you know? I'll hook your old lady up, you know?
231 00:11:19,740 00:11:20,740 I can't miss. I can't miss.
232 00:11:20,740 00:11:23,250 Can we not talk about my family, Can we not talk about my family,
233 00:11:23,250 00:11:24,750 All right? All right?
234 00:11:26,750 00:11:27,250 I respect that. I respect that.
235 00:11:27,750 00:11:31,250 I'm married. I got my queen, too. I'm married. I got my queen, too.
236 00:11:31,250 00:11:32,760 I remember what it was like I remember what it was like
237 00:11:32,760 00:11:33,760 To have a pretty young bride. To have a pretty young bride.
238 00:11:33,760 00:11:34,760 You probably fuck her You probably fuck her
239 00:11:34,760 00:11:35,760 Face to face, don't you? Face to face, don't you?
240 00:11:35,760 00:11:37,260 All right, man. All right, man.
241 00:11:37,760 00:11:39,260 Let's just not talk about my wife, all right? Let's just not talk about my wife, all right?
242 00:11:39,260 00:11:40,760 Yeah, that's my point, you see? Yeah, that's my point, you see?
243 00:11:40,760 00:11:41,770 You're so in love, You're so in love,
244 00:11:41,770 00:11:42,770 The shit is coming out of your eyes. The shit is coming out of your eyes.
245 00:11:43,270 00:11:45,270 The day you bring your old lady to the office The day you bring your old lady to the office
246 00:11:45,270 00:11:47,270 Is the day that you don't make it back home. Is the day that you don't make it back home.
247 00:11:47,770 00:11:50,270 You got to hide that love deep inside you, you understand? You got to hide that love deep inside you, you understand?
248 00:11:50,270 00:11:51,780 Otherwise, these maggots out here on the street, Otherwise, these maggots out here on the street,
249 00:11:51,780 00:11:53,780 They'll find it. They'll use it against you, They'll find it. They'll use it against you,
250 00:11:53,780 00:11:55,280 And they will chew you up... And they will chew you up...
251 00:11:55,780 00:11:57,280 Never wear that wedding ring to work. Never wear that wedding ring to work.
252 00:11:59,280 00:12:00,280 I'm serious about that. I'm serious about that.
253 00:12:00,280 00:12:01,790 All right. All right. Thanks. All right. All right. Thanks.
254 00:12:33,320 00:12:34,320 What's here? What's here?
255 00:12:37,320 00:12:38,320 Transactions. Transactions.
256 00:12:38,320 00:12:41,320 You see that salvatrucha zero head You see that salvatrucha zero head
257 00:12:41,320 00:12:42,330 Sitting over there on the fence Sitting over there on the fence
258 00:12:42,330 00:12:44,330 Trying to act like he's not slanging dope? Trying to act like he's not slanging dope?
259 00:12:44,330 00:12:47,330 Yeah. Yeah. That's my boy. Yeah. Yeah. That's my boy.
260 00:12:47,830 00:12:50,830 That's my boy neto. That's my boy neto.
261 00:12:50,830 00:12:51,840 The punk's only 17, The punk's only 17,
262 00:12:51,840 00:12:52,840 But he can kill with the best of them. But he can kill with the best of them.
263 00:12:52,840 00:12:54,340 He works for me. He works for me.
264 00:12:54,340 00:12:55,840 Jesus, he's an... He's an informer? Jesus, he's an... He's an informer?
265 00:12:56,340 00:12:57,840 Teammate, you know? I got eyes everywhere. Teammate, you know? I got eyes everywhere.
266 00:12:57,840 00:12:59,340 He gets to pedal a little reefer, He gets to pedal a little reefer,
267 00:12:59,340 00:13:00,840 Make a little cash for the family. Make a little cash for the family.
268 00:13:00,840 00:13:02,350 He gives me the head's up He gives me the head's up
269 00:13:02,350 00:13:03,350 When big things are happening. When big things are happening.
270 00:13:03,350 00:13:05,350 Big transactions. Big transactions.
271 00:13:05,350 00:13:08,350 Boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
272 00:13:08,350 00:13:09,350 And you trust him? And you trust him?
273 00:13:09,350 00:13:11,350 Damn right I trust him. Damn right I trust him.
274 00:13:11,860 00:13:13,360 I sprung his mom from I.N.S. Detention. I sprung his mom from I.N.S. Detention.
275 00:13:13,360 00:13:15,860 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
276 00:13:15,860 00:13:17,860 Watch this. Watch this.
277 00:13:17,860 00:13:22,370 That's right. Come on down. That's right. Come on down.
278 00:13:22,370 00:13:25,870 Come on. Look at it. Sexy, isn't it? Come on. Look at it. Sexy, isn't it?
279 00:13:25,870 00:13:28,870 That's right. That's right.
280 00:13:28,870 00:13:31,370 See the hand-to-hand? See the hand-to-hand?
281 00:13:31,370 00:13:32,380 Yeah, I saw it. I saw it. Yeah, I saw it. I saw it.
282 00:13:32,380 00:13:33,380 All right. When was the last time All right. When was the last time
283 00:13:33,880 00:13:34,880 You did a felony stop? You did a felony stop?
284 00:13:34,880 00:13:35,880 Uh, a couple weeks ago. Uh, a couple weeks ago.
285 00:13:35,880 00:13:37,380 Good. You need practice. Good. You need practice.
286 00:13:37,380 00:13:38,880 They look like college kids. They look like college kids.
287 00:13:38,880 00:13:40,880 They'll get education today. They'll get education today.
288 00:13:40,880 00:13:42,390 I want the Brady bunch grabbing glass. I want the Brady bunch grabbing glass.
289 00:13:42,890 00:13:43,890 I'm going to take the front, you take the back. I'm going to take the front, you take the back.
290 00:13:44,390 00:13:47,890 Stay off of the rover. Let's go. Stay off of the rover. Let's go.
291 00:13:52,900 00:13:53,900 Yeah, you little fuckers. Yeah, you little fuckers.
292 00:13:54,400 00:13:55,900 Run, baby, run. That's right. Run, baby, run. That's right.
293 00:14:09,910 00:14:10,910 Police officers. Let's see your hands. Police officers. Let's see your hands.
294 00:14:10,910 00:14:11,920 Police. Put your hands up! Police. Put your hands up!
295 00:14:11,920 00:14:14,420 Put them up! Put them up! Put them up! Put them up!
296 00:14:14,420 00:14:15,420 Driver, right side passenger, hands on Driver, right side passenger, hands on
297 00:14:15,420 00:14:16,920 The windshield. Put them on the windshield! The windshield. Put them on the windshield!
298 00:14:16,920 00:14:18,920 You, in the back, hands on the side of the glass. You, in the back, hands on the side of the glass.
299 00:14:19,420 00:14:20,920 Look straight ahead. Look straight ahead.
300 00:14:20,920 00:14:21,930 Put it in park! Stick shift. Put it in park! Stick shift.
301 00:14:21,930 00:14:23,930 Grab the keys and throw them out the window. Grab the keys and throw them out the window.
302 00:14:23,930 00:14:24,930 Grab the keys and throw them out the window. Grab the keys and throw them out the window.
303 00:14:24,930 00:14:25,930 Put your hands on your chest. Put your hands on your chest.
304 00:14:25,930 00:14:27,430 Put your hands on your chest! Put your hands on your chest!
305 00:14:29,930 00:14:31,430 All right. Fork it over, smart man. All right. Fork it over, smart man.
306 00:14:31,430 00:14:32,940 What? What?
307 00:14:32,940 00:14:33,940 You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about.
308 00:14:33,940 00:14:34,940 Aah! The marijuana. Aah! The marijuana.
309 00:14:34,940 00:14:36,440 Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me!
310 00:14:36,440 00:14:37,440 Ow! Give it to me! Ow! Give it to me!
311 00:14:37,440 00:14:38,440 OK, OK, OK. OK, OK, OK.
312 00:14:38,440 00:14:39,440 Sorry, sir. I... Sorry, sir. I...
313 00:14:39,440 00:14:40,440 Shut up. Too late for that. Shut up. Too late for that.
314 00:14:40,440 00:14:41,440 Give me that pipe you got. Give me that pipe you got.
315 00:14:41,440 00:14:42,450 Down there on the floor, too. Down there on the floor, too.
316 00:14:42,450 00:14:43,950 My mom gave me this pipe. My mom gave me this pipe.
317 00:14:43,950 00:14:44,950 I don't care who gave it to you. I don't care who gave it to you.
318 00:14:44,950 00:14:46,450 She could pick it up in jail. What else you got? She could pick it up in jail. What else you got?
319 00:14:46,950 00:14:47,950 Give me them cigarettes, too. Give me them cigarettes, too.
320 00:14:47,950 00:14:49,450 Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. Hey! Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. Hey!
321 00:14:49,450 00:14:50,450 Control your suspect. Control your suspect.
322 00:14:50,950 00:14:51,960 Miss, palms on the glass. Miss, palms on the glass.
323 00:14:52,460 00:14:52,960 You move those hands, You move those hands,
324 00:14:53,460 00:14:54,460 I'll slap the taste out of your mouth, I'll slap the taste out of your mouth,
325 00:14:54,460 00:14:55,460 You understand me? You understand me?
326 00:14:55,460 00:14:56,460 Put your face right up against the glass. Put your face right up against the glass.
327 00:14:56,460 00:14:57,460 Right there. Right there.
328 00:14:57,460 00:15:00,460 Now, what are you doing down here? Now, what are you doing down here?
329 00:15:00,460 00:15:01,970 You know this is a gang neighborhood, don't you? You know this is a gang neighborhood, don't you?
330 00:15:01,970 00:15:02,970 Ow, ow! Yeah, yeah! Ow, ow! Yeah, yeah!
331 00:15:02,970 00:15:03,970 You know it's a gang neighborhood? You know it's a gang neighborhood?
332 00:15:04,470 00:15:05,970 Then don't come down here. Then don't come down here.
333 00:15:05,970 00:15:07,970 I see you down here again, I see you down here again,
334 00:15:07,970 00:15:09,470 I'm going to take your vehicle. I'm going to take your vehicle.
335 00:15:09,470 00:15:10,470 I'm going to make you walk home. I'm going to make you walk home.
336 00:15:10,970 00:15:12,480 I'm going to let the homeboys up the hill... I'm going to let the homeboys up the hill...
337 00:15:12,480 00:15:13,480 Run a train on your girlfriend. Run a train on your girlfriend.
338 00:15:13,480 00:15:14,980 You know what a train is, don't you, huh? You know what a train is, don't you, huh?
339 00:15:14,980 00:15:17,480 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
340 00:15:17,480 00:15:19,980 All right, gentlemen. All right, gentlemen.
341 00:15:20,480 00:15:22,490 Thanks for your cooperation. Thanks for your cooperation.
342 00:15:22,490 00:15:25,990 Let's go. Safe your iron, son. Let's go. Safe your iron, son.
343 00:15:27,490 00:15:29,490 Shit! Shit!
344 00:15:37,540 00:15:41,550 I like that shit. I like that shit.
345 00:15:41,550 00:15:43,550 Hey, I like the way you moved out there. Hey, I like the way you moved out there.
346 00:15:43,550 00:15:44,550 You were trained very well. You were trained very well.
347 00:15:44,550 00:15:45,550 Check that out. Check that out.
348 00:15:45,550 00:15:48,050 It's a shitty dime. See the small hairs, It's a shitty dime. See the small hairs,
349 00:15:48,050 00:15:50,050 Undeveloped seeds... Undeveloped seeds...
350 00:15:50,050 00:15:52,060 All the stems in it? See how immature it is? All the stems in it? See how immature it is?
351 00:15:52,060 00:15:53,560 That's classic brick-pack Mexican. That's classic brick-pack Mexican.
352 00:15:53,560 00:15:54,560 That's garbage. That's garbage.
353 00:15:54,560 00:15:55,560 Let me see. Give me. Let me see. Give me.
354 00:15:56,060 00:15:56,560 Yeah, it's old, too. Yeah, it's old, too.
355 00:15:57,060 00:15:57,560 Shit is probably from last year. Shit is probably from last year.
356 00:15:58,060 00:15:59,560 To be truly effective, To be truly effective,
357 00:15:59,560 00:16:04,070 A good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics. A good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics.
358 00:16:04,070 00:16:06,570 In fact, a good narcotics agent In fact, a good narcotics agent
359 00:16:07,070 00:16:10,080 Should have narcotics in his blood. Should have narcotics in his blood.
360 00:16:10,080 00:16:11,580 What... What...
361 00:16:11,580 00:16:12,580 What, are you going to smoke that? What, are you going to smoke that?
362 00:16:12,580 00:16:15,080 Nope, you are. Nope, you are.
363 00:16:15,080 00:16:17,080 Hell if I am. Hell if I am.
364 00:16:17,580 00:16:19,080 Yeah? Yeah? You're not? Yeah? Yeah? You're not?
365 00:16:19,080 00:16:20,090 No. No.
366 00:16:20,090 00:16:21,090 Why, you a Mormon or something? Why, you a Mormon or something?
367 00:16:21,590 00:16:22,090 You're a Jesus freak? You're a Jesus freak?
368 00:16:22,590 00:16:23,590 No, man. I'm not losing my job. No, man. I'm not losing my job.
369 00:16:23,590 00:16:24,590 This is your job. This is your job.
370 00:16:24,590 00:16:25,590 I can't do that. Smoke it. I can't do that. Smoke it.
371 00:16:25,590 00:16:27,590 This isn't a test. Just take a hit. This isn't a test. Just take a hit.
372 00:16:29,590 00:16:31,600 No, man, listen. I became a cop No, man, listen. I became a cop
373 00:16:31,600 00:16:33,100 To stop people from using... To stop people from using...
374 00:16:33,600 00:16:34,600 Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
375 00:16:35,100 00:16:36,600 It's not a review board and it isn't cocaine. It's not a review board and it isn't cocaine.
376 00:16:36,600 00:16:38,100 Take a hit. No, man. Take a hit. No, man.
377 00:16:42,110 00:16:43,610 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
378 00:16:43,610 00:16:45,610 Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
379 00:16:45,610 00:16:46,610 If I was a dealer, If I was a dealer,
380 00:16:46,610 00:16:48,110 You'd be dead by now, motherfucker. You'd be dead by now, motherfucker.
381 00:16:48,110 00:16:49,610 You turn shit down on the street, You turn shit down on the street,
382 00:16:49,610 00:16:50,620 And the chief brings your wife And the chief brings your wife
383 00:16:50,620 00:16:51,620 A crisply folded flag. A crisply folded flag.
384 00:16:51,620 00:16:53,120 What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you?
385 00:16:55,120 00:16:56,120 Talking about... You know what? Talking about... You know what?
386 00:16:56,120 00:16:57,120 I don't want you in my unit, I don't want you in my unit,
387 00:16:57,120 00:16:58,120 And I don't want you in my division. And I don't want you in my division.
388 00:16:58,620 00:16:59,120 Get the fuck out of my car. Get the fuck out of my car.
389 00:16:59,620 00:17:01,630 Go back to the valley, rookie. Go back to the valley, rookie.
390 00:17:01,630 00:17:04,130 Pooping ass. Pooping ass.
391 00:17:12,140 00:17:13,640 Give me that thing. Give me that thing.
392 00:17:13,640 00:17:16,140 I'll smoke it, man. Give it to me. I'll smoke it, man. Give it to me.
393 00:17:18,640 00:17:20,650 You want me to smoke it, I'll smoke it. You want me to smoke it, I'll smoke it.
394 00:17:31,160 00:17:34,660 Ah, virgin lungs. Ah, virgin lungs.
395 00:17:34,660 00:17:36,660 Man up, now. Man up, niggah. Man up, now. Man up, niggah.
396 00:17:37,160 00:17:38,160 Here you go. Go ahead. Here you go. Go ahead.
397 00:17:38,160 00:17:39,160 Dog, you didn't even get it. Dog, you didn't even get it.
398 00:17:39,160 00:17:40,170 Come on! Come on!
399 00:17:40,170 00:17:42,670 Shut the fuck up, and just wait. Shut the fuck up, and just wait.
400 00:17:44,170 00:17:45,670 Oh, god. Oh, god.
401 00:17:48,670 00:17:51,680 Man the fuck up. Man the fuck up.
402 00:17:51,680 00:17:53,680 Finish that shit. Aha! Finish that shit. Aha!
403 00:17:58,680 00:18:01,190 Let's go, niggah. Let's go. Let's go, niggah. Let's go.
404 00:18:52,240 00:18:55,740 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
405 00:19:05,750 00:19:08,250 You OK, kid? You OK, kid?
406 00:19:08,750 00:19:11,260 That was a man-size hit you took, dog. That was a man-size hit you took, dog.
407 00:19:11,760 00:19:13,260 When was the last time you smoked weed? When was the last time you smoked weed?
408 00:19:13,260 00:19:16,760 Uh, the last... Last, uh, 12th grade. Uh, the last... Last, uh, 12th grade.
409 00:19:17,260 00:19:18,760 We were... We were...
410 00:19:19,260 00:19:21,770 Oh, we were, um... Oh, we were, um...
411 00:19:21,770 00:19:22,770 Smoking weed. Smoking weed.
412 00:19:22,770 00:19:23,770 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
413 00:19:26,770 00:19:27,770 Yeah, left that out Yeah, left that out
414 00:19:27,770 00:19:29,270 Of your service jacket, didn't you? Of your service jacket, didn't you?
415 00:19:29,270 00:19:31,280 Yeah, I knew you got secrets. Yeah, I knew you got secrets.
416 00:19:31,280 00:19:33,780 Everybody got secrets. Didn't know Everybody got secrets. Didn't know
417 00:19:33,780 00:19:34,780 You liked to get wet, though. You liked to get wet, though.
418 00:19:34,780 00:19:37,780 What's "wet?" What's "wet?"
419 00:19:37,780 00:19:40,790 Butt-naked. Ill. Butt-naked. Ill.
420 00:19:40,790 00:19:42,790 Sherms. Dust. Sherms. Dust.
421 00:19:42,790 00:19:46,290 P.C.P. Primos. P.C.P. Primos.
422 00:19:46,290 00:19:49,290 P-dog. That's what you had. P-dog. That's what you had.
423 00:19:49,290 00:19:51,800 That's what you were smoking. That's what you were smoking.
424 00:19:51,800 00:19:52,800 You couldn't taste it? You couldn't taste it?
425 00:19:54,800 00:19:55,800 Nah, I never done it. Nah, I never done it.
426 00:19:55,800 00:19:57,300 You have now. You have now.
427 00:19:57,300 00:19:58,800 I haven't, but you have. I haven't, but you have.
428 00:20:03,310 00:20:07,810 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
429 00:20:07,810 00:20:08,810 Man, I'm going to get piss-tested, Man, I'm going to get piss-tested,
430 00:20:08,810 00:20:09,810 And I'm going to get fired. And I'm going to get fired.
431 00:20:10,320 00:20:11,320 Lieutenant's got our back. Lieutenant's got our back.
432 00:20:11,320 00:20:12,320 We know a week before we piss. We know a week before we piss.
433 00:20:12,320 00:20:13,820 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
434 00:20:13,820 00:20:17,820 Shit. Boom! Shit. Boom!
435 00:20:17,820 00:20:18,820 Why did you do this to me? Why did you do this to me?
436 00:20:19,320 00:20:20,830 Ah, you're an adult, man. Shit. Ah, you're an adult, man. Shit.
437 00:20:20,830 00:20:22,330 Nobody told you to smoke that. Nobody told you to smoke that.
438 00:20:22,330 00:20:25,830 You made the decision. Live with your decision. You made the decision. Live with your decision.
439 00:20:25,830 00:20:28,830 Isn't like I put a gun to your head. Isn't like I put a gun to your head.
440 00:20:33,840 00:20:36,130 Shit, man. Shit, man.
441 00:20:50,150 00:20:52,150 Oh, man. Shit. Oh, man. Shit.
442 00:20:52,150 00:20:54,150 Come on. Get your shit together now. Come on. Get your shit together now.
443 00:20:54,150 00:20:56,150 This is my dog's house. This is my dog's house.
444 00:20:56,650 00:20:58,660 We'll see what he thinks of you. We'll see what he thinks of you.
445 00:21:11,170 00:21:12,170 Brother, get your ass in here. Brother, get your ass in here.
446 00:21:12,170 00:21:14,210 Roger, what's up, boy? Roger, what's up, boy?
447 00:21:14,210 00:21:15,170 All right. How they treating you, huh? All right. How they treating you, huh?
448 00:21:15,170 00:21:16,170 Give me a pound. Give me a pound.
449 00:21:16,170 00:21:17,170 All right. All right.
450 00:21:17,670 00:21:18,170 I didn't wake you up, did I? I didn't wake you up, did I?
451 00:21:18,680 00:21:20,180 No, baby. You know I never sleep. No, baby. You know I never sleep.
452 00:21:20,180 00:21:22,180 That's right. Hey, this is my new guy Jake. That's right. Hey, this is my new guy Jake.
453 00:21:22,180 00:21:24,180 Come on in. Come on in.
454 00:21:24,180 00:21:27,680 Yeah, time to get my swerve on here. Yeah, time to get my swerve on here.
455 00:21:27,680 00:21:29,190 What you drinking, dog? What you drinking, dog?
456 00:21:29,190 00:21:30,690 What am I drinking? The best. What am I drinking? The best.
457 00:21:30,690 00:21:34,190 The best. I know. It's the best for the best. The best. I know. It's the best for the best.
458 00:21:34,190 00:21:36,690 I heard you had a beef in Vegas. I heard you had a beef in Vegas.
459 00:21:36,690 00:21:38,190 There's a green light on your ass. There's a green light on your ass.
460 00:21:38,190 00:21:39,700 Nah, no problem. It's all good. Nah, no problem. It's all good.
461 00:21:39,700 00:21:41,200 The Russians want your head. The Russians want your head.
462 00:21:41,200 00:21:42,200 You know I got your back. You know I got your back.
463 00:21:42,200 00:21:45,740 I know that. Thank you. I know that. Thank you.
464 00:21:45,740 00:21:47,200 Here. Here.
465 00:21:47,200 00:21:49,710 Get that medicine up in you. Get that medicine up in you.
466 00:21:52,210 00:21:54,210 Back to the world, dog. Back to the world, dog.
467 00:21:54,210 00:21:55,710 Back to the world. Back to the world.
468 00:21:59,720 00:22:02,220 You went and got yourself a daisy fresh rookie. You went and got yourself a daisy fresh rookie.
469 00:22:10,230 00:22:12,730 Jesus, Alonzo, he's high as a motherfucker. Jesus, Alonzo, he's high as a motherfucker.
470 00:22:13,230 00:22:14,230 What the hell you give him? What the hell you give him?
471 00:22:14,230 00:22:16,230 Oh, Mexico's finest. Oh, Mexico's finest.
472 00:22:16,230 00:22:17,230 Yeah. Yeah.
473 00:22:21,240 00:22:22,280 Oh. Oh.
474 00:22:22,740 00:22:24,740 Garbage. Garbage.
475 00:22:24,740 00:22:25,740 Where did you grow up? Where did you grow up?
476 00:22:25,740 00:22:27,240 North Hollywood. North Hollywood.
477 00:22:27,740 00:22:28,750 What's your last name? What's your last name?
478 00:22:29,290 00:22:30,750 Hoyt. Hoyt. Hoyt. Hoyt.
479 00:22:30,750 00:22:33,750 Hoyt. Hoyt... Hoyt. Hoyt...
480 00:22:34,250 00:22:37,250 Strong safety, north Hollywood high. Strong safety, north Hollywood high.
481 00:22:37,250 00:22:39,260 That's right. That's right.
482 00:22:39,260 00:22:40,260 How did you know that? How did you know that?
483 00:22:40,260 00:22:41,800 Yeah, how the fuck did you know that? Yeah, how the fuck did you know that?
484 00:22:41,800 00:22:43,760 I follow all the good players. I follow all the good players.
485 00:22:45,760 00:22:46,760 Uh, excuse me. Uh, excuse me.
486 00:22:48,770 00:22:52,270 Strong safety, huh? Strong safety, huh?
487 00:22:52,270 00:22:53,270 It's me. What's up? It's me. What's up?
488 00:22:53,770 00:22:55,770 I can't do a thing for you. I can't do a thing for you.
489 00:22:55,770 00:22:56,770 It's your mess. You clean it up. It's your mess. You clean it up.
490 00:22:56,770 00:22:58,780 Don't be calling me. Don't be calling me.
491 00:22:58,780 00:23:02,280 Hey... Hey...
492 00:23:02,280 00:23:04,280 Here's a joke, boy. Here's a joke, boy.
493 00:23:04,280 00:23:07,280 A man walks out of his house on his way to work, A man walks out of his house on his way to work,
494 00:23:07,280 00:23:10,290 Sees this snail lying on his porch. Sees this snail lying on his porch.
495 00:23:10,290 00:23:12,790 So he picks it up, chucks it over the roof So he picks it up, chucks it over the roof
496 00:23:12,790 00:23:14,290 Into the backyard. Into the backyard.
497 00:23:14,290 00:23:16,290 Snail bounces off a rock, Snail bounces off a rock,
498 00:23:16,290 00:23:18,800 Busts its shell up all to shit, Busts its shell up all to shit,
499 00:23:18,800 00:23:20,300 Lands in the grass. Lands in the grass.
500 00:23:20,300 00:23:22,800 Hmm? Snail lies there dying. Hmm? Snail lies there dying.
501 00:23:26,300 00:23:28,810 But the snail doesn't die. But the snail doesn't die.
502 00:23:28,810 00:23:30,810 And then after a while, it can crawl again. And then after a while, it can crawl again.
503 00:23:32,310 00:23:36,810 And one day the snail up and heads back And one day the snail up and heads back
504 00:23:36,810 00:23:38,310 To the front of the house. To the front of the house.
505 00:23:38,310 00:23:42,820 And finally, after, oh, about a year, And finally, after, oh, about a year,
506 00:23:42,820 00:23:45,820 The little guy crawls back on the porch. The little guy crawls back on the porch.
507 00:23:45,820 00:23:48,320 Right then the man walks out of his house Right then the man walks out of his house
508 00:23:48,320 00:23:51,830 On his way to work. He sees this snail again. On his way to work. He sees this snail again.
509 00:23:51,830 00:23:54,830 So he looks at it, and he says... So he looks at it, and he says...
510 00:23:57,830 00:23:59,840 "What the fuck is your problem?!" "What the fuck is your problem?!"
511 00:24:05,840 00:24:08,340 That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny.
512 00:24:08,340 00:24:09,850 What you laughing for then, What you laughing for then,
513 00:24:09,850 00:24:10,850 If it isn't funny? If it isn't funny?
514 00:24:10,850 00:24:12,850 I don't know, man. I... I don't know, man. I...
515 00:24:12,850 00:24:15,850 Hey, hey! You figure that joke out, Hey, hey! You figure that joke out,
516 00:24:15,850 00:24:18,350 You'll figure the streets out. You'll figure the streets out.
517 00:24:18,350 00:24:20,360 Shit, there is nothing to figure out. Shit, there is nothing to figure out.
518 00:24:20,860 00:24:21,860 That's just some senseless bullshit. That's just some senseless bullshit.
519 00:24:21,860 00:24:22,860 Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him.
520 00:24:22,860 00:24:24,860 Yeah, well, I... Yeah, well, I...
521 00:24:24,860 00:24:25,860 I already figured them out. I already figured them out.
522 00:24:25,860 00:24:27,410 Oh, yeah? Oh, really? Oh, yeah? Oh, really?
523 00:24:27,410 00:24:28,360 Yeah. Yeah.
524 00:24:28,360 00:24:30,370 You already figured the streets out? You already figured the streets out?
525 00:24:30,370 00:24:31,370 Yeah, well, it's... Yeah, well, it's...
526 00:24:31,370 00:24:35,370 It's all about smiles and cries. It's all about smiles and cries.
527 00:24:35,370 00:24:36,870 Put the drink down, man. Put the drink down, man.
528 00:24:37,370 00:24:38,370 This motherfucker is out of his mind. This motherfucker is out of his mind.
529 00:24:38,370 00:24:39,920 Hey, hold on, Alonzo. Hold on, hold on. Hey, hold on, Alonzo. Hold on, hold on.
530 00:24:40,380 00:24:42,380 Smiles and cries. Smiles and cries. Smiles and cries. Smiles and cries.
531 00:24:42,380 00:24:44,380 Smiles and cries. I hear you. Smiles and cries. I hear you.
532 00:24:44,880 00:24:46,880 Yeah, you got to... Yeah, you got to...
533 00:24:46,880 00:24:49,390 You got to control your smiles and cries, You got to control your smiles and cries,
534 00:24:49,390 00:24:51,390 Because that's all you have, Because that's all you have,
535 00:24:51,390 00:24:54,390 And nobody can take that away from you. And nobody can take that away from you.
536 00:24:55,890 00:24:57,890 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
537 00:25:02,400 00:25:05,400 What you think, dog? Hmm? What you think, dog? Hmm?
538 00:25:05,400 00:25:07,900 Think this greenhorn can handle undercover? Think this greenhorn can handle undercover?
539 00:25:07,900 00:25:10,410 You were just like him. You were just like him.
540 00:25:10,410 00:25:11,410 What? What?
541 00:25:11,410 00:25:13,910 Same silly-ass look and everything. Same silly-ass look and everything.
542 00:25:14,410 00:25:15,910 Saving the god damn world! Saving the god damn world!
543 00:25:15,910 00:25:16,910 Yeah. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah!
544 00:25:17,460 00:25:18,920 Yeah, now that's some smiles and cries Yeah, now that's some smiles and cries
545 00:25:18,920 00:25:20,420 For your ass. For your ass.
546 00:25:20,420 00:25:22,420 Yeah. Shit lasted about a week. Yeah. Shit lasted about a week.
547 00:25:22,420 00:25:23,420 Yeah. Yeah.
548 00:25:23,920 00:25:25,920 I got to get back to the office. I got to get back to the office.
549 00:25:25,920 00:25:27,420 Thanks for the snort, dog. Thanks for the snort, dog.
550 00:25:27,420 00:25:28,930 Always good to see you, brother. Always good to see you, brother.
551 00:25:29,430 00:25:29,970 Yeah. Yes, sir! Yeah. Yes, sir!
552 00:25:30,430 00:25:32,430 Mm-hmm. What you doing later on? Mm-hmm. What you doing later on?
553 00:25:32,430 00:25:33,930 Stay in the house, save some cheddar. Stay in the house, save some cheddar.
554 00:25:33,930 00:25:35,930 I'm less than a year away from my dream. I'm less than a year away from my dream.
555 00:25:35,930 00:25:37,430 Philippine islands, here I come, Philippine islands, here I come,
556 00:25:37,930 00:25:38,940 And I am never coming back! And I am never coming back!
557 00:25:38,940 00:25:40,440 That's right. Let me go with you. That's right. Let me go with you.
558 00:25:40,440 00:25:42,400 You're invited. Aaugh! You're invited. Aaugh!
559 00:25:56,950 00:25:58,460 Hey. Hey.
560 00:25:59,460 00:26:01,960 Open your eyes, man, you'll feel a lot better. Open your eyes, man, you'll feel a lot better.
561 00:26:06,460 00:26:09,970 Boom! Come on, man, sit your ass up. Boom! Come on, man, sit your ass up.
562 00:26:15,970 00:26:16,970 Who are you? Who are you?
563 00:26:19,480 00:26:21,980 I'm the zigzag man. Who the fuck are you? I'm the zigzag man. Who the fuck are you?
564 00:26:21,980 00:26:24,480 I'm a cop, man. Watch out. I'm a cop, man. Watch out.
565 00:26:24,480 00:26:25,980 Alright. Don't shoot nobody. Alright. Don't shoot nobody.
566 00:26:25,980 00:26:26,980 Why don't you get that beer in you, man? Why don't you get that beer in you, man?
567 00:26:26,980 00:26:28,490 That will give you ballast. That will give you ballast.
568 00:26:28,490 00:26:29,490 Oh, no. For real. Oh, no. For real.
569 00:26:29,490 00:26:30,490 Get that up in you, man. Get that up in you, man.
570 00:26:30,490 00:26:32,530 You'll feel better. You'll feel better.
571 00:26:49,510 00:26:51,010 Stop the car, man! What? Stop the car, man! What?
572 00:26:51,010 00:26:53,010 Stop the car. Stop... Stop the car! Stop the car. Stop... Stop the car!
573 00:26:53,010 00:26:55,010 I saw something. Stop the fucking car! I saw something. Stop the fucking car!
574 00:26:55,010 00:26:56,510 All right, hold on. Hold the fuck... All right, hold on. Hold the fuck...
575 00:26:57,010 00:26:58,010 Hey. Hey! Hey! Hey. Hey! Hey!
576 00:27:04,520 00:27:07,020 Fuck me, man! Shit! Fuck me, man! Shit!
577 00:27:09,030 00:27:11,530 Police officer! Get away from the girl! Police officer! Get away from the girl!
578 00:27:11,530 00:27:12,530 Get away from her! Get away from her!
579 00:27:12,530 00:27:13,530 I'm going to fuck you, too, cop! I'm going to fuck you, too, cop!
580 00:27:13,530 00:27:15,030 Aah! Aah!
581 00:27:49,070 00:27:50,570 We didn't do shit, man! We didn't do shit, man!
582 00:27:50,570 00:27:51,570 That bitch is crazy! Unh! That bitch is crazy! Unh!
583 00:27:55,570 00:27:58,580 Roll over, man. Roll the fuck over! Roll over, man. Roll the fuck over!
584 00:27:58,580 00:28:00,580 Fucking-ass prick! Fucking-ass prick!
585 00:28:04,580 00:28:05,580 My niggah! My niggah!
586 00:28:06,080 00:28:07,580 Go ahead, cowboy. Go ahead, cowboy.
587 00:28:07,580 00:28:09,590 You got mad squabbles, boy! You got mad squabbles, boy!
588 00:28:11,090 00:28:11,590 Thanks for the help. Thanks for the help.
589 00:28:12,090 00:28:14,090 Yeah, you should have shot them. Yeah, you should have shot them.
590 00:28:14,090 00:28:15,590 What's happening? Oh, hey. What's happening? Oh, hey.
591 00:28:15,590 00:28:16,590 You're fucking dead! You're fucking dead!
592 00:28:16,590 00:28:18,090 OK, wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it! OK, wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it!
593 00:28:18,090 00:28:20,100 You, too, fucking white boy! You, too, fucking white boy!
594 00:28:20,600 00:28:21,600 My cousins are from Hillside Trece, My cousins are from Hillside Trece,
595 00:28:22,100 00:28:23,100 And they're going to blast you fools! And they're going to blast you fools!
596 00:28:23,100 00:28:25,140 Calm down. Calm down, all right? Are you OK? Calm down. Calm down, all right? Are you OK?
597 00:28:25,140 00:28:27,100 No, I'm not OK. Look at my nose, man! No, I'm not OK. Look at my nose, man!
598 00:28:27,100 00:28:28,610 It's just a little nosebleed. It's just a little nosebleed.
599 00:28:28,610 00:28:30,610 Just put a little ice on it, you're going to be fine. Just put a little ice on it, you're going to be fine.
600 00:28:30,610 00:28:32,110 What are you doing out here anyway? Huh? What are you doing out here anyway? Huh?
601 00:28:32,610 00:28:34,110 These pieces of shit, they probably got aids, These pieces of shit, they probably got aids,
602 00:28:34,110 00:28:36,110 You know? Why are you not in school? You know? Why are you not in school?
603 00:28:36,110 00:28:39,120 I was just going to a ditch party... I was just going to a ditch party...
604 00:28:39,620 00:28:42,620 You almost became a part of the ditch party. You almost became a part of the ditch party.
605 00:28:42,620 00:28:44,120 Now, you say your cousins from where? Now, you say your cousins from where?
606 00:28:44,120 00:28:46,620 From Hillside Trece! You fucking remember that, too! From Hillside Trece! You fucking remember that, too!
607 00:28:46,620 00:28:47,620 Tell your cousins to get your back, Tell your cousins to get your back,
608 00:28:48,120 00:28:49,130 All right? All right?
609 00:28:49,130 00:28:51,130 Grab your bag and go home right now. Grab your bag and go home right now.
610 00:28:51,130 00:28:52,130 Whoa, I need to get... Whoa, I need to get...
611 00:28:52,130 00:28:53,130 Go home right now! Go home right now!
612 00:28:53,130 00:28:55,130 We don't need no statement. Go! Go. We don't need no statement. Go! Go.
613 00:28:55,130 00:28:57,130 Yeah, they're going to fuck you up, iputo! Yeah, they're going to fuck you up, iputo!
614 00:28:57,130 00:28:58,130 We're going to cut them loose? We're going to cut them loose?
615 00:28:58,640 00:28:59,140 What, do you want to beat them up? Go ahead. What, do you want to beat them up? Go ahead.
616 00:28:59,640 00:29:01,140 Get down. Protect and serve, brother. Get down. Protect and serve, brother.
617 00:29:01,140 00:29:02,680 I got a punching bag at home. I got a punching bag at home.
618 00:29:02,680 00:29:03,640 These guys should be off the streets. These guys should be off the streets.
619 00:29:05,140 00:29:07,140 You hear that, homey? You hear that, homey?
620 00:29:07,140 00:29:09,150 You want to go home, or you want to go to jail, huh? You want to go home, or you want to go to jail, huh?
621 00:29:09,150 00:29:10,650 What you think?! What you think?!
622 00:29:10,650 00:29:13,650 Ahh. Got room for you at the booty house. Ahh. Got room for you at the booty house.
623 00:29:13,650 00:29:15,650 You ever been to the booty house? You ever been to the booty house?
624 00:29:15,650 00:29:17,150 Huh? Huh?
625 00:29:17,150 00:29:19,160 Big boys have you grab your ankles, man. Big boys have you grab your ankles, man.
626 00:29:19,160 00:29:22,160 Suck my dick, bitch! I know people! Suck my dick, bitch! I know people!
627 00:29:22,160 00:29:23,160 That's how it starts. That's how it starts.
628 00:29:23,660 00:29:26,160 What about you, my man? What you got? What about you, my man? What you got?
629 00:29:26,160 00:29:27,160 You ain't got nothing? You ain't got nothing?
630 00:29:27,160 00:29:28,670 No, man. You sure? No, man. You sure?
631 00:29:28,670 00:29:29,670 Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure.
632 00:29:29,670 00:29:30,670 Where's your horn? Where's your horn?
633 00:29:30,670 00:29:31,670 I have got no horn. I have got no horn.
634 00:29:31,670 00:29:33,670 No? Uh-uh. No? Uh-uh.
635 00:29:35,670 00:29:36,670 You got money, though. You got money, though.
636 00:29:36,670 00:29:39,680 Aw, you lied to me. Aw, you lied to me.
637 00:29:39,680 00:29:41,180 You lied to me. You lied to me.
638 00:29:41,680 00:29:44,180 Lucky I don't make you eat that, dog. Lucky I don't make you eat that, dog.
639 00:29:45,180 00:29:46,680 Stand up, you. Stand up. Stand up, you. Stand up.
640 00:29:47,680 00:29:49,690 Stand the fuck up! Stand the fuck up!
641 00:29:55,690 00:29:58,700 Yeah. Oh, shit, huh?! Huh? Huh? Yeah. Oh, shit, huh?! Huh? Huh?
642 00:30:05,240 00:30:06,700 Turn around, sucker. Turn around, sucker.
643 00:30:06,700 00:30:08,710 Turn around. Turn around.
644 00:30:10,210 00:30:12,210 So you like raping young girls, huh? So you like raping young girls, huh?
645 00:30:12,210 00:30:14,710 Hmm? You like to rape young girls? Hmm? You like to rape young girls?
646 00:30:14,710 00:30:15,710 That's your m.O.? No, no... That's your m.O.? No, no...
647 00:30:16,210 00:30:17,210 That's what you like, isn't it? That's what you like, isn't it?
648 00:30:17,210 00:30:18,210 You like to rape young girls. You like to rape young girls.
649 00:30:19,720 00:30:20,720 That's what you like to do, right? That's what you like to do, right?
650 00:30:20,720 00:30:22,220 Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me.
651 00:30:22,220 00:30:24,220 You told me to "suck your dick, bitch." You told me to "suck your dick, bitch."
652 00:30:24,220 00:30:25,720 Isn't that what you said to me? Isn't that what you said to me?
653 00:30:27,220 00:30:29,230 Look at me. Look at me.
654 00:30:29,230 00:30:30,270 You wanted me to suck your dick. You wanted me to suck your dick.
655 00:30:30,270 00:30:32,730 That's what you said, right? That's what you said, right?
656 00:30:32,730 00:30:34,730 That what you said? Hmm? That what you said? Hmm?
657 00:30:34,730 00:30:36,730 Didn't you say, "suck my dick, bitch"? Didn't you say, "suck my dick, bitch"?
658 00:30:36,730 00:30:37,730 Don't lie to me. That's what... You keep telling me, Don't lie to me. That's what... You keep telling me,
659 00:30:37,730 00:30:38,740 I'm a liar. You didn't say, I'm a liar. You didn't say,
660 00:30:39,240 00:30:39,740 "Suck my dick, bitch"? "Suck my dick, bitch"?
661 00:30:40,240 00:30:41,240 That's not what you said to me? That's not what you said to me?
662 00:30:41,740 00:30:43,740 So I'm lying? Am I lying? So I'm lying? Am I lying?
663 00:30:43,740 00:30:45,740 No. Please. Please! No. Please. Please!
664 00:30:45,740 00:30:46,740 Where is it? I can't even find it. Where is it? I can't even find it.
665 00:30:46,740 00:30:50,250 Let me see. Pull your pants down. Let me see. Pull your pants down.
666 00:30:50,250 00:30:51,750 Pull them down. Pull them down.
667 00:30:53,250 00:30:54,750 Which nut you want? Which nut you want?
668 00:30:54,750 00:30:58,250 I'll leave you one nut. Which one you want? I'll leave you one nut. Which one you want?
669 00:30:58,250 00:31:00,260 Make a decision. Make a decision. Make a decision. Make a decision.
670 00:31:01,260 00:31:02,760 All right, all right. All right, all right.
671 00:31:02,760 00:31:05,260 Put your hands on your head. Put your hands on your head.
672 00:31:06,760 00:31:07,810 Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
673 00:31:09,270 00:31:11,270 Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
674 00:31:12,770 00:31:14,270 Uhh! Uhh!
675 00:31:16,270 00:31:17,770 You're lucky I have more pressing business. You're lucky I have more pressing business.
676 00:31:17,770 00:31:19,280 I'd cut your fucking dick off I'd cut your fucking dick off
677 00:31:19,280 00:31:21,280 And stick it right up that little funky ass of yours, And stick it right up that little funky ass of yours,
678 00:31:21,780 00:31:23,280 Bitch! Bitch!
679 00:31:23,780 00:31:25,780 Damn, I'm thirsty! Damn, I'm thirsty!
680 00:31:26,280 00:31:27,280 I want a beer. What about you? I want a beer. What about you?
681 00:31:27,780 00:31:29,790 You want a beer? You want a beer?
682 00:31:33,790 00:31:36,290 I'm going to leave you three to it, man. I'm going to leave you three to it, man.
683 00:31:41,800 00:31:43,800 Pussy-ass bitch! Pussy-ass bitch!
684 00:31:44,300 00:31:47,300 When I see you again, I'm going to fuck your shit up, bitch! When I see you again, I'm going to fuck your shit up, bitch!
685 00:31:47,800 00:31:49,310 You aren't going to see shit coming, man! You aren't going to see shit coming, man!
686 00:31:49,310 00:31:50,310 I'll sneak up behind you I'll sneak up behind you
687 00:31:50,310 00:31:51,810 Like a motherfucking ninja, man. Like a motherfucking ninja, man.
688 00:31:51,810 00:31:55,310 I'll crack your head open, you fucking pig! Come on! I'll crack your head open, you fucking pig! Come on!
689 00:32:06,820 00:32:08,830 That girl's 14. That girl's 14.
690 00:32:08,830 00:32:09,830 She all woman, though, man. She all woman, though, man.
691 00:32:09,830 00:32:11,830 You tax that ass for days, man. You tax that ass for days, man.
692 00:32:11,830 00:32:13,830 Yeah, keep walking, bitch! Unh! Yeah, keep walking, bitch! Unh!
693 00:32:24,670 00:32:27,180 You want a beer? You want a beer?
694 00:32:27,180 00:32:28,680 No, I don't want a beer, man. No, I don't want a beer, man.
695 00:32:28,680 00:32:31,220 No? You mad? No? You mad?
696 00:32:43,740 00:32:45,700 You want to book that 60 bucks, huh? You want to book that 60 bucks, huh?
697 00:32:45,700 00:32:46,700 Here. Go ahead. Here. Go ahead.
698 00:32:46,700 00:32:48,700 Book it into evidence, man. Book it into evidence, man.
699 00:32:48,700 00:32:50,200 Where are your suspects, though? Where are your suspects, though?
700 00:32:50,200 00:32:51,200 You got to go back and get the suspects. You got to go back and get the suspects.
701 00:32:51,200 00:32:52,700 I don't know where they are. You let them go. I don't know where they are. You let them go.
702 00:32:53,200 00:32:53,700 Oh, I let them go. Oh, I let them go.
703 00:32:54,200 00:32:55,210 Yeah, you let them go. They're... Yeah, you let them go. They're...
704 00:32:55,210 00:32:57,210 Hey, man, you want to run and gun, man, Hey, man, you want to run and gun, man,
705 00:32:57,710 00:32:59,710 Stay in patrol, OK? This is investigations, Stay in patrol, OK? This is investigations,
706 00:32:59,710 00:33:00,710 Alright? Alright?
707 00:33:00,710 00:33:02,710 Let the garbage men handle the garbage. Let the garbage men handle the garbage.
708 00:33:02,710 00:33:03,710 We're professional anglers, OK? We're professional anglers, OK?
709 00:33:03,710 00:33:05,720 We go after the big fish. We go after the big fish.
710 00:33:05,720 00:33:06,720 Chasing them monkey-strung Chasing them monkey-strung
711 00:33:07,220 00:33:08,220 Crackhead motherfuckers anyway! You know, Crackhead motherfuckers anyway! You know,
712 00:33:08,760 00:33:09,220 They'd have killed you without hesitating. They'd have killed you without hesitating.
713 00:33:09,720 00:33:11,220 That's why they belong in prison. That's why they belong in prison.
714 00:33:11,220 00:33:12,720 For what? They got beat down, For what? They got beat down,
715 00:33:12,720 00:33:14,220 They lost their rock, they lost their money. They lost their rock, they lost their money.
716 00:33:14,220 00:33:16,230 Them eses from hillside probably going to smoke them. Them eses from hillside probably going to smoke them.
717 00:33:16,230 00:33:17,730 I mean, Jesus, what more you want? I mean, Jesus, what more you want?
718 00:33:17,730 00:33:18,730 I want justice. I want justice.
719 00:33:18,730 00:33:19,730 Is that not justice? Is that not justice?
720 00:33:19,730 00:33:20,730 That's street justice. That's street justice.
721 00:33:20,730 00:33:22,230 What's wrong with street justice? What's wrong with street justice?
722 00:33:22,230 00:33:23,730 Just let the animals wipe themselves out. Just let the animals wipe themselves out.
723 00:33:23,730 00:33:25,240 God willing! Fuck them, God willing! Fuck them,
724 00:33:25,740 00:33:27,240 And everybody who looks like them. And everybody who looks like them.
725 00:33:27,240 00:33:28,740 Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way.
726 00:33:28,740 00:33:30,740 The good guys, they die first, right? The good guys, they die first, right?
727 00:33:30,740 00:33:33,790 The school kids and moms, family men... The school kids and moms, family men...
728 00:33:34,240 00:33:35,250 They the ones catch the stray bullets They the ones catch the stray bullets
729 00:33:35,250 00:33:36,250 In the noodle. In the noodle.
730 00:33:36,250 00:33:40,250 To protect the sheep, you got to catch the wolf, To protect the sheep, you got to catch the wolf,
731 00:33:40,250 00:33:41,750 And it takes a wolf to catch a wolf. And it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.
732 00:33:41,750 00:33:42,750 You understand? You understand?
733 00:33:42,750 00:33:43,750 What!? What!?
734 00:33:43,750 00:33:46,300 I said you protect the sheep I said you protect the sheep
735 00:33:46,300 00:33:47,260 By killing the motherfucking wolves. By killing the motherfucking wolves.
736 00:33:47,260 00:33:48,760 No, you didn't hear me. You listening, No, you didn't hear me. You listening,
737 00:33:48,760 00:33:49,760 But you didn't hear me. But you didn't hear me.
738 00:33:50,260 00:33:50,760 All right, whatever. All right, whatever.
739 00:33:51,260 00:33:52,760 Yeah, whatever. Whatever the fuck ever. Yeah, whatever. Whatever the fuck ever.
740 00:34:05,280 00:34:06,280 Well, let me ask you this. Well, let me ask you this.
741 00:34:06,280 00:34:07,780 When do you lock anybody up? When do you lock anybody up?
742 00:34:07,780 00:34:08,780 I mean, it seems you're pretty busy keeping people out. I mean, it seems you're pretty busy keeping people out.
743 00:34:08,780 00:34:10,280 What the fuck you talking about?! What the fuck you talking about?!
744 00:34:10,280 00:34:11,320 You don't know what you're talking about, Betty Boop! You don't know what you're talking about, Betty Boop!
745 00:34:11,320 00:34:12,780 Got nothing but shit between your ears. Got nothing but shit between your ears.
746 00:34:13,280 00:34:14,780 Shit, they build jails because of me! Shit, they build jails because of me!
747 00:34:14,780 00:34:17,790 Judges have handed out over 15,000 man-years Judges have handed out over 15,000 man-years
748 00:34:17,790 00:34:20,290 Of incarceration time based on my investigations, OK? Of incarceration time based on my investigations, OK?
749 00:34:20,790 00:34:22,790 My record speaks for itself. My record speaks for itself.
750 00:34:23,290 00:34:25,300 How many felons have you collared? How many felons have you collared?
751 00:34:25,300 00:34:27,300 Huh? Huh?
752 00:34:27,300 00:34:28,800 Yeah, I rest my case. Yeah, I rest my case.
753 00:34:33,800 00:34:36,350 Oh, look, man, I'm not smoking crack, all right? Oh, look, man, I'm not smoking crack, all right?
754 00:34:36,810 00:34:39,810 Glad to hear that. Just put it in the glove box. Glad to hear that. Just put it in the glove box.
755 00:34:39,810 00:34:41,810 Put the $60 in there, too. Put the $60 in there, too.
756 00:34:41,810 00:34:43,310 That will come in handy later on. That will come in handy later on.
757 00:34:43,310 00:34:46,320 We'll use it like... Like a credit card or something. We'll use it like... Like a credit card or something.
758 00:34:53,320 00:34:58,330 Hey, no matter what I say, you did the right thing. Hey, no matter what I say, you did the right thing.
759 00:35:00,830 00:35:01,830 Reminds me of when I was out there Reminds me of when I was out there
760 00:35:01,830 00:35:04,830 Chasing down bad guys, rocking their world. Chasing down bad guys, rocking their world.
761 00:35:04,830 00:35:07,840 That was some pretty amazing shit you did back there, Hoyt. That was some pretty amazing shit you did back there, Hoyt.
762 00:35:07,840 00:35:10,840 Thanks. Thanks.
763 00:35:10,840 00:35:12,840 Hey, I noticed you applied that, uh, Hey, I noticed you applied that, uh,
764 00:35:12,840 00:35:15,850 That choke hold, though, huh? That choke hold, though, huh?
765 00:35:15,850 00:35:17,850 I thought that was a no-no procedure, boy. I thought that was a no-no procedure, boy.
766 00:35:19,350 00:35:20,850 I was getting my ass kicked. I was getting my ass kicked.
767 00:35:20,850 00:35:23,850 And you did what you had to do, right? And you did what you had to do, right?
768 00:35:23,850 00:35:26,400 You did what you had to do. You did what you had to do.
769 00:35:27,860 00:35:28,860 That's right. That's right.
770 00:35:32,360 00:35:35,370 That's what a wolf does. You a wolf? That's what a wolf does. You a wolf?
771 00:35:35,370 00:35:36,870 Heh heh heh. Come on, wolf! Heh heh heh. Come on, wolf!
772 00:35:36,870 00:35:38,370 Come on, dog. Come on, dog.
773 00:35:41,370 00:35:43,920 Heh heh. No, I said a wolf, not a rooster! Heh heh. No, I said a wolf, not a rooster!
774 00:35:43,920 00:35:47,380 A wolf. A wolf.
775 00:35:48,880 00:35:50,380 That's a rooster. Give me a wolf. That's a rooster. Give me a wolf.
776 00:35:50,380 00:35:52,380 Fuck this, man! Give me that beer. Fuck this, man! Give me that beer.
777 00:35:52,380 00:35:54,880 Alright, there you go. That's my niggah. Alright, there you go. That's my niggah.
778 00:35:56,430 00:35:58,390 You got the magic eye, Hoyt. You got the magic eye, Hoyt.
779 00:35:58,390 00:36:01,890 You have the magic eye! You have the magic eye!
780 00:36:01,890 00:36:04,390 You up your street IQ, You up your street IQ,
781 00:36:04,390 00:36:06,900 You going to do some damage out here, I guarantee. You going to do some damage out here, I guarantee.
782 00:36:08,940 00:36:09,940 Crime fighter. Crime fighter.
783 00:36:52,440 00:36:53,440 What you need, homey? What you need, homey?
784 00:36:53,440 00:36:56,450 Uh, crack. About 20 bucks worth. Uh, crack. About 20 bucks worth.
785 00:36:56,950 00:36:58,990 Crack?! Yeah. Crack?! Yeah.
786 00:37:00,450 00:37:02,450 Smell like bacon in this motherfucker. Smell like bacon in this motherfucker.
787 00:37:02,450 00:37:04,450 What, I look like a sucker to you, niggah?! What, I look like a sucker to you, niggah?!
788 00:37:04,450 00:37:06,960 Fuck you, rookie! Fuck you, rookie!
789 00:37:12,000 00:37:12,960 Go on, fetch, dog. Go on, fetch, dog.
790 00:37:12,960 00:37:15,470 You want me to... You want me to...
791 00:37:15,470 00:37:17,970 come on, man! come on, man!
792 00:37:19,010 00:37:19,970 Shit! Shit!
793 00:37:22,970 00:37:24,520 Yo! Yo!
794 00:37:26,480 00:37:28,980 Yo, give me a break, man! Hey! Yo! Slow up! Yo, give me a break, man! Hey! Yo! Slow up!
795 00:37:31,980 00:37:33,980 Excuse me. Excuse me.
796 00:37:33,980 00:37:36,530 Come on, buddy, stop. I'm a police officer. Come on, buddy, stop. I'm a police officer.
797 00:37:36,530 00:37:37,990 Police officer! Stop! Police officer! Stop!
798 00:37:38,490 00:37:40,990 Come on, man, give me a break, all right? Shit! Come on, man, give me a break, all right? Shit!
799 00:37:40,990 00:37:42,990 You get out. You don't look at my things. You get out. You don't look at my things.
800 00:37:42,990 00:37:46,000 Get out of here, or I call police! Get out of here, or I call police!
801 00:37:46,500 00:37:47,500 Police officer, ma'am. Calm down. Police officer, ma'am. Calm down.
802 00:37:47,500 00:37:49,540 Yo, man, I said stop, all right?! Yo, man, I said stop, all right?!
803 00:37:50,040 00:37:52,000 I said stop! I said stop!
804 00:37:58,510 00:38:00,510 You're making this so much harder. All right. You're making this so much harder. All right.
805 00:38:00,510 00:38:02,050 Just calm down. Calm down! Just calm down. Calm down!
806 00:38:08,520 00:38:10,520 You love this shit, huh? You love this shit, huh?
807 00:38:11,020 00:38:13,570 Hey, man... Hey, man...
808 00:38:14,570 00:38:15,070 Pick him up. Pick him up.
809 00:38:15,530 00:38:17,530 Civil rights violating motherfuckers! Civil rights violating motherfuckers!
810 00:38:17,530 00:38:18,530 Watch his legs. Watch his legs. Watch his legs. Watch his legs.
811 00:38:19,030 00:38:20,030 Fuck! Fuck!
812 00:38:21,030 00:38:22,030 You fucked with my legs, man! You fucked with my legs, man!
813 00:38:22,530 00:38:24,030 Pick his legs up, man. Pick his legs up. Pick his legs up, man. Pick his legs up.
814 00:38:24,030 00:38:26,080 You motherfuckers have got nothing better to do You motherfuckers have got nothing better to do
815 00:38:26,080 00:38:28,040 Than fuck with me, man?! Shit! Than fuck with me, man?! Shit!
816 00:38:31,040 00:38:33,040 Alright, who you working for? Alright, who you working for?
817 00:38:33,540 00:38:35,040 Fuck, man, you know I don't work for nobody. Fuck, man, you know I don't work for nobody.
818 00:38:35,040 00:38:36,050 I'm on disability, man, shit! I'm on disability, man, shit!
819 00:38:36,050 00:38:38,050 That's bullshit. You're cracking and you know it. That's bullshit. You're cracking and you know it.
820 00:38:38,050 00:38:40,090 Man, I don't sell that shit no more. You know that. Man, I don't sell that shit no more. You know that.
821 00:38:40,090 00:38:41,550 No rocks? No rocks?
822 00:38:41,550 00:38:44,550 No rocks, man, but I found this. No rocks, man, but I found this.
823 00:38:44,550 00:38:45,560 Oh, no, you don't. Oh, no, you don't.
824 00:38:46,060 00:38:47,560 Man, that isn't mine, man. That motherfucker Man, that isn't mine, man. That motherfucker
825 00:38:47,560 00:38:48,560 Planted that shit on me, man. Planted that shit on me, man.
826 00:38:48,560 00:38:50,060 Put me in the front seat with him, Put me in the front seat with him,
827 00:38:50,060 00:38:52,100 And I bet I whup his ass! And I bet I whup his ass!
828 00:38:52,100 00:38:53,560 Yeah. Yeah.
829 00:38:53,560 00:38:56,070 Who you working for? Who you working for?
830 00:38:56,070 00:38:58,070 I told you I don't work for nobody, man. I told you I don't work for nobody, man.
831 00:38:58,070 00:38:59,110 Why the fuck is y'all sweating me Why the fuck is y'all sweating me
832 00:38:59,110 00:39:00,070 Any-motherfucking-way, man? Any-motherfucking-way, man?
833 00:39:00,070 00:39:02,070 Where the rocks at? Where the rocks at?
834 00:39:02,070 00:39:05,120 I haven't got nothing on me. I gave it up, dog. I haven't got nothing on me. I gave it up, dog.
835 00:39:08,580 00:39:09,580 Where the rocks at? Where the rocks at?
836 00:39:11,620 00:39:12,580 Open your mouth. Open your mouth.
837 00:39:12,580 00:39:14,580 What is you, a doctor now? What is you, a doctor now?
838 00:39:14,580 00:39:16,630 I'm a dentist. Open your mouth. I'm a dentist. Open your mouth.
839 00:39:17,630 00:39:19,090 Lift up your tongue. Lift up your tongue.
840 00:39:20,090 00:39:21,590 I haven't got shit. I haven't got shit.
841 00:39:22,090 00:39:24,140 Your partner already done searched me. I'm straight. Your partner already done searched me. I'm straight.
842 00:39:24,140 00:39:26,600 Yeah, OK. You got a pen? Yeah, OK. You got a pen?
843 00:39:26,600 00:39:28,640 You got a writing pen? You got a writing pen?
844 00:39:29,640 00:39:31,600 I didn't even see the motherfucker coming. I didn't even see the motherfucker coming.
845 00:39:33,600 00:39:35,110 You haven't got nothing in there, right? You haven't got nothing in there, right?
846 00:39:37,110 00:39:38,110 Huh? Huh?
847 00:39:38,110 00:39:39,110 Nothing, man! Nothing, man!
848 00:39:39,610 00:39:40,110 You haven't got nothing, huh? You haven't got nothing, huh?
849 00:39:43,110 00:39:44,610 God! God!
850 00:39:46,120 00:39:47,120 Damn! Damn!
851 00:39:47,120 00:39:48,620 Now what is that? Now what is that?
852 00:39:48,620 00:39:49,620 Motherfucking crack, man. Motherfucking crack, man.
853 00:39:49,620 00:39:51,120 That's right, jimmy crack corn. That's right, jimmy crack corn.
854 00:39:51,620 00:39:53,670 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
855 00:39:53,670 00:39:56,130 Oh, you're federally fucked now. Oh, you're federally fucked now.
856 00:39:56,630 00:39:58,130 You got crack... You got crack...
857 00:39:58,130 00:39:59,630 And a gun. And a gun.
858 00:39:59,630 00:40:02,630 Now you know with your record, you can get 10 years per bullet? Now you know with your record, you can get 10 years per bullet?
859 00:40:02,630 00:40:03,630 Do you know that? Man! Do you know that? Man!
860 00:40:03,630 00:40:05,140 Now you're going to give me a name, now. Now you're going to give me a name, now.
861 00:40:06,180 00:40:07,680 That's 10 right there, dog. That's 10 right there, dog.
862 00:40:07,680 00:40:08,640 Come on, man, you know I am no snitch. Come on, man, you know I am no snitch.
863 00:40:08,640 00:40:10,140 I know you are no snitch. I know you are no snitch.
864 00:40:10,140 00:40:11,140 Give me a name. Give me a name.
865 00:40:11,640 00:40:12,140 Fuck! Fuck!
866 00:40:12,640 00:40:14,190 That's 20. Give me a name. That's 20. Give me a name.
867 00:40:15,650 00:40:17,150 That's 30 years. That's 30 years.
868 00:40:17,650 00:40:18,690 You want to go to jail, or you want to go home? You want to go to jail, or you want to go home?
869 00:40:20,650 00:40:21,650 He in the county, man! He in the county, man!
870 00:40:21,650 00:40:23,150 Who? Who?
871 00:40:23,150 00:40:24,150 This niggah named sandman. This niggah named sandman.
872 00:40:24,150 00:40:27,160 That's all the fuck I know, man. Shit! That's all the fuck I know, man. Shit!
873 00:40:27,160 00:40:28,160 Sandman? Sandman?
874 00:40:28,160 00:40:29,160 Sandman! Sandman!
875 00:40:29,160 00:40:30,660 See how easy that was? See how easy that was?
876 00:40:33,660 00:40:34,660 Unhook him. Unhook him.
877 00:40:34,660 00:40:37,170 I'm sick of this shit, man! I'm sick of this shit, man!
878 00:40:37,170 00:40:38,670 Want to collect the evidence? Want to collect the evidence?
879 00:40:39,210 00:40:39,670 Fuck that, man. Fuck that, man.
880 00:40:40,170 00:40:41,210 My niggah. My niggah.
881 00:40:55,730 00:40:56,730 It's bob. It's bob.
882 00:40:56,730 00:40:59,230 Good afternoon, bob. Yeah, yeah, it's Alonzo. Good afternoon, bob. Yeah, yeah, it's Alonzo.
883 00:40:59,230 00:41:00,230 Hey, listen, you got your gang book? Hey, listen, you got your gang book?
884 00:41:00,730 00:41:01,230 Yeah, what do you need? Yeah, what do you need?
885 00:41:01,730 00:41:02,730 Yeah, I need a res on a sandman. Yeah, I need a res on a sandman.
886 00:41:02,730 00:41:03,740 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
887 00:41:03,740 00:41:05,240 Yeah, with the mobsters. He may be in custody. Yeah, with the mobsters. He may be in custody.
888 00:41:05,740 00:41:06,740 OK, hold on. I'll check it out for you. OK, hold on. I'll check it out for you.
889 00:41:06,740 00:41:07,740 Yeah, no problem. I'll hold on. Yeah, no problem. I'll hold on.
890 00:41:08,240 00:41:09,740 That stuff doesn't fly anymore, man, That stuff doesn't fly anymore, man,
891 00:41:09,740 00:41:10,740 Shoving a pen down. Shoving a pen down.
892 00:41:11,240 00:41:12,740 I mean, what if that guy complains? I mean, what if that guy complains?
893 00:41:12,740 00:41:13,750 To who?...yeah... To who?...yeah...
894 00:41:13,750 00:41:15,250 23130113th street. 23130113th street.
895 00:41:15,250 00:41:17,250 Kevin miller, AKA Sandman, got it? Kevin miller, AKA Sandman, got it?
896 00:41:17,250 00:41:18,250 I like my badge. I like my badge.
897 00:41:18,250 00:41:19,750 Yeah, I got it. I know where it is. Yeah, I got it. I know where it is.
898 00:41:19,750 00:41:21,750 Out there by, uh, imperial courts. Out there by, uh, imperial courts.
899 00:41:22,250 00:41:23,250 Exactly, uh-huh. Exactly, uh-huh.
900 00:41:23,250 00:41:24,760 Right, OK. Thanks a lot. Right, OK. Thanks a lot.
901 00:41:25,260 00:41:26,260 No problem. No problem.
902 00:41:28,260 00:41:29,260 We go after sandman? We go after sandman?
903 00:41:29,760 00:41:31,760 We go after the sandman. We go after the sandman.
904 00:42:20,310 00:42:21,310 What, are you opening a circuit city? What, are you opening a circuit city?
905 00:42:21,810 00:42:23,820 Nah, it's unclaimed shit from property. Nah, it's unclaimed shit from property.
906 00:42:24,320 00:42:27,320 Hand it out to my C.I.S, witnesses, victims. Hand it out to my C.I.S, witnesses, victims.
907 00:42:27,320 00:42:29,820 Try to help them out with their families. Try to help them out with their families.
908 00:42:29,820 00:42:30,820 Here, put this on. Here, put this on.
909 00:42:32,320 00:42:33,830 Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go.
910 00:42:34,830 00:42:36,330 Now listen, intel says that she lives here alone. Now listen, intel says that she lives here alone.
911 00:42:36,330 00:42:39,830 She got 2 female juveniles, She got 2 female juveniles,
912 00:42:39,830 00:42:41,830 One possible male juvenile. One possible male juvenile.
913 00:42:41,830 00:42:43,330 Well, if he's not here, why are we here? Well, if he's not here, why are we here?
914 00:42:43,330 00:42:44,840 We're here to serve this warrant. We're here to serve this warrant.
915 00:42:44,840 00:42:45,840 Come on, man. Come on, man.
916 00:42:45,840 00:42:46,840 We can't do that. We can't do that.
917 00:42:46,840 00:42:47,840 Hell, yeah, we can. We the police. Hell, yeah, we can. We the police.
918 00:42:48,340 00:42:49,340 We can do the fuck we want to do. We can do the fuck we want to do.
919 00:42:49,340 00:42:50,340 Why don't we just get a real warrant. Why don't we just get a real warrant.
920 00:42:50,340 00:42:51,840 Listen, we're trying to get shit done, all right? Listen, we're trying to get shit done, all right?
921 00:42:51,840 00:42:53,340 Just stand over there and don't get me killed, Just stand over there and don't get me killed,
922 00:42:53,340 00:42:54,350 All right, new guy? All right, new guy?
923 00:42:57,850 00:42:59,350 Police, we got a search warrant. Police, we got a search warrant.
924 00:42:59,350 00:43:00,850 LAPD, open up. LAPD, open up.
925 00:43:02,850 00:43:04,360 Kevin isn't here. He at the honor ranch. Kevin isn't here. He at the honor ranch.
926 00:43:04,360 00:43:05,360 OK, just open the door. OK, just open the door.
927 00:43:05,860 00:43:06,860 We don't want to have to kick it in, now. We don't want to have to kick it in, now.
928 00:43:06,860 00:43:08,360 Kevin isn't here. He up at the honor ranch. Kevin isn't here. He up at the honor ranch.
929 00:43:08,360 00:43:09,360 Open the door, ma'am. Open the door, ma'am.
930 00:43:09,360 00:43:10,360 We don't want to have to knock the door down. We don't want to have to knock the door down.
931 00:43:10,360 00:43:11,360 He isn't even here. He isn't even here.
932 00:43:12,860 00:43:13,870 I said Kevin at the honor ranch, I said Kevin at the honor ranch,
933 00:43:13,870 00:43:14,870 He isn't even over here. He isn't even over here.
934 00:43:14,870 00:43:15,870 Right. We got a search warrant. Right. We got a search warrant.
935 00:43:15,870 00:43:16,870 Unlock the door, please, ma'am. Unlock the door, please, ma'am.
936 00:43:16,870 00:43:17,870 Damn! Damn!
937 00:43:17,870 00:43:19,870 Is nobody here! Is nobody here!
938 00:43:19,870 00:43:21,370 Get your big ass down! Get your big ass down!
939 00:43:21,370 00:43:22,870 Right down! Down! Get down! Right down! Down! Get down!
940 00:43:22,870 00:43:24,380 Don't move! Spread them out! Don't move! Spread them out!
941 00:43:24,380 00:43:25,880 Don't move! Don't move!
942 00:43:25,880 00:43:27,880 Anybody in the house? Anybody in the house?
943 00:43:27,880 00:43:29,380 Is anybody in the house? Is anybody in the house?
944 00:43:29,380 00:43:30,380 My nephew Dimitri, My nephew Dimitri,
945 00:43:30,380 00:43:32,380 He's in the bedroom. He's 10 years old. He's in the bedroom. He's 10 years old.
946 00:43:32,380 00:43:33,380 OK, OK. OK, OK.
947 00:43:33,380 00:43:34,890 All right, I'm going to clear the house, All right, I'm going to clear the house,
948 00:43:34,890 00:43:36,390 Check her for weapons. Check her for weapons.
949 00:43:45,400 00:43:47,900 Kitchen's clear. Kitchen's clear.
950 00:43:57,910 00:43:58,910 Dimitri? Dimitri?
951 00:43:59,410 00:44:00,410 Yeah? Yeah?
952 00:44:00,410 00:44:02,410 Put your hands up, son. Put them up! Put them up! Put your hands up, son. Put them up! Put them up!
953 00:44:02,410 00:44:03,420 Anybody else in there? Anybody else in there?
954 00:44:03,420 00:44:04,420 No. No.
955 00:44:04,420 00:44:05,420 You sure? Yeah. You sure? Yeah.
956 00:44:06,920 00:44:08,420 OK, just stay right there, right there, right there. OK, just stay right there, right there, right there.
957 00:44:08,420 00:44:09,920 Don't move. Don't you move. Don't move. Don't you move.
958 00:44:10,920 00:44:12,420 OK, stand up. OK, stand up.
959 00:44:12,420 00:44:13,430 Stand up. Stand up.
960 00:44:13,430 00:44:14,430 Keep your hands where I can see them. Keep your hands where I can see them.
961 00:44:14,430 00:44:15,930 Keep your hands where I can see them. Keep your hands where I can see them.
962 00:44:15,930 00:44:17,930 Sit down and place them on your knees. Sit down and place them on your knees.
963 00:44:17,930 00:44:18,930 Just sit down, OK? Just sit down, OK?
964 00:44:18,930 00:44:20,430 We're the good guys, you got nothing to worry about. We're the good guys, you got nothing to worry about.
965 00:44:20,430 00:44:21,930 You just take a seat right over there, You just take a seat right over there,
966 00:44:21,930 00:44:22,930 Next to your auntie. Next to your auntie.
967 00:44:22,930 00:44:23,940 Right over there, son. Right over there, son.
968 00:44:23,940 00:44:24,940 Right there. Right over in there. Right there. Right over in there.
969 00:44:25,940 00:44:26,940 House is code 4. House is code 4.
970 00:44:26,940 00:44:27,940 I'm going to start the search. I'm going to start the search.
971 00:44:40,450 00:44:42,450 I want to see that warrant. I want to see that warrant.
972 00:44:42,450 00:44:43,460 My what? My what?
973 00:44:43,460 00:44:44,460 I want to see the warrant. I want to see the warrant.
974 00:44:44,460 00:44:45,960 You... You're supposed to give me a copy. You... You're supposed to give me a copy.
975 00:44:45,960 00:44:46,960 Yeah, well, my partner has it. Yeah, well, my partner has it.
976 00:44:46,960 00:44:48,960 He'll be out with it in a second. He'll be out with it in a second.
977 00:44:50,460 00:44:51,960 Where the fuck is your back-up? Where the fuck is your back-up?
978 00:44:52,960 00:44:55,470 Ma'am, do me a favor, and just be quiet Ma'am, do me a favor, and just be quiet
979 00:44:55,970 00:44:56,970 Until we're through with our investigation. Until we're through with our investigation.
980 00:44:56,970 00:44:59,470 Well, you got the gun, don't you, boss? Well, you got the gun, don't you, boss?
981 00:44:59,470 00:45:00,470 That's right, I do. That's right, I do.
982 00:45:00,470 00:45:03,480 Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crooked-ass cop. Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crooked-ass cop.
983 00:45:03,480 00:45:04,480 OK. OK.
984 00:45:04,980 00:45:05,980 You're a rookie. You're a rookie.
985 00:45:06,980 00:45:08,980 Give me a break, OK. Give me a break, OK.
986 00:45:14,490 00:45:16,490 Dimitri, how you doing over there, huh? Dimitri, how you doing over there, huh?
987 00:45:16,490 00:45:17,490 You cool? You cool? Come on. You cool? You cool? Come on.
988 00:45:18,990 00:45:19,990 All right, don't worry about it, All right, don't worry about it,
989 00:45:19,990 00:45:22,120 You're cool. Just stay cool. You're cool. Just stay cool.
990 00:45:23,660 00:45:24,660 Great. Great.
991 00:45:29,130 00:45:31,170 Ma'am, please stay seated! Ma'am, please stay seated!
992 00:45:31,170 00:45:32,130 You come up here like You come up here like
993 00:45:32,130 00:45:33,130 You pay the rent, motherfucker. You pay the rent, motherfucker.
994 00:45:33,130 00:45:34,130 Sit down! And you all stink! Sit down! And you all stink!
995 00:45:34,130 00:45:36,130 You got to get liquored up You got to get liquored up
996 00:45:36,130 00:45:37,630 To do your business up in here! To do your business up in here!
997 00:45:37,630 00:45:39,140 All right, sit down, now! All right, sit down, now!
998 00:45:40,140 00:45:42,640 You going to shoot me, boss? You going to shoot me, boss?
999 00:45:44,640 00:45:46,140 Dimitri, close your eyes. Dimitri, close your eyes.
1000 00:45:46,140 00:45:48,650 The punk-ass cop is going to shoot me! The punk-ass cop is going to shoot me!
1001 00:45:49,150 00:45:50,650 Sit down, right now! Sit down, right now!
1002 00:45:50,650 00:45:52,150 OK, OK, OK. Everything is fine. OK, OK, OK. Everything is fine.
1003 00:45:52,650 00:45:53,650 We made a mistake. We made a mistake.
1004 00:45:55,150 00:46:00,160 Didn't find a damn thing. I'm very sorry. And, uh, Didn't find a damn thing. I'm very sorry. And, uh,
1005 00:46:00,160 00:46:02,160 Thanks for your cooperation. Let's go. Thanks for your cooperation. Let's go.
1006 00:46:02,160 00:46:03,660 I want to see that warrant! I want to see that warrant!
1007 00:46:03,660 00:46:05,160 What? What?
1008 00:46:05,160 00:46:08,160 I want to see that god damn warrant. I want to see that god damn warrant.
1009 00:46:11,170 00:46:12,170 Here you go. Here you go.
1010 00:46:12,170 00:46:13,170 Let's go. Let's go.
1011 00:46:21,680 00:46:23,680 You motherfuckers! You motherfuckers!
1012 00:46:23,680 00:46:24,680 Hey, jackers! Hey, jackers!
1013 00:46:25,180 00:46:26,180 Listen, you better give me Listen, you better give me
1014 00:46:26,680 00:46:27,180 My fucking money back, motherfucker. My fucking money back, motherfucker.
1015 00:46:27,680 00:46:28,690 You are no police! You are no police!
1016 00:46:29,190 00:46:30,690 Fuck you! Give me my fucking money back! Fuck you! Give me my fucking money back!
1017 00:46:30,690 00:46:32,690 Hey, jackers, what y'all sitting over there Hey, jackers, what y'all sitting over there
1018 00:46:32,690 00:46:33,690 Looking pretty for?! Looking pretty for?!
1019 00:46:33,690 00:46:35,190 Blast them fools! Blast them fools!
1020 00:46:35,190 00:46:36,690 Give me my money back, motherfuckers! Give me my money back, motherfuckers!
1021 00:46:36,690 00:46:38,190 You are no police! You are no police!
1022 00:46:38,190 00:46:40,700 You are no police! You are no police!
1023 00:46:40,700 00:46:42,700 Start, you motherfucker. Start, you motherfucker.
1024 00:46:42,700 00:46:44,200 Fuck! Gun! Fuck! Gun!
1025 00:46:44,200 00:46:45,200 Shit, man, just get the fuck out of here! Shit, man, just get the fuck out of here!
1026 00:46:45,200 00:46:46,200 Calm the fuck down, OK? Just stay in the car. Calm the fuck down, OK? Just stay in the car.
1027 00:46:51,210 00:46:52,710 Yeah, motherfucker! Yeah, motherfucker!
1028 00:47:14,730 00:47:15,900 God damn it, man, God damn it, man,
1029 00:47:16,400 00:47:18,900 That was not cool, all right? That was not cool at all, That was not cool, all right? That was not cool at all,
1030 00:47:18,900 00:47:21,910 Where you're opening fire in the middle of a neighborhood. Where you're opening fire in the middle of a neighborhood.
1031 00:47:21,910 00:47:24,410 Shit, man, where was the sandman, huh? Shit, man, where was the sandman, huh?
1032 00:47:24,910 00:47:26,410 I mean, what the hell were you doing back there? I mean, what the hell were you doing back there?
1033 00:47:26,410 00:47:28,910 I was checking for narcotics activity, you know, I was checking for narcotics activity, you know,
1034 00:47:28,910 00:47:31,410 Drugs, guns, baggies, you know. Drugs, guns, baggies, you know.
1035 00:47:31,410 00:47:32,920 Yeah, cash! Yeah, cash!
1036 00:47:33,420 00:47:34,420 Speak on it, son. Speak on it, son.
1037 00:47:34,420 00:47:35,920 Man, she's screaming about money, all right. Man, she's screaming about money, all right.
1038 00:47:35,920 00:47:37,420 Oh, that bitch is talking shit! Oh, that bitch is talking shit!
1039 00:47:37,420 00:47:38,920 She's screaming about trying to get us killed. She's screaming about trying to get us killed.
1040 00:47:38,920 00:47:39,920 Whatever, all right, man? Whatever, all right, man?
1041 00:47:39,920 00:47:41,930 I'm going to be on the 6:00 news I'm going to be on the 6:00 news
1042 00:47:41,930 00:47:43,930 In an orange jumpsuit and handcuffs In an orange jumpsuit and handcuffs
1043 00:47:43,930 00:47:45,430 Because of you, OK, man. Because of you, OK, man.
1044 00:47:45,930 00:47:46,930 With the scandals and what not, With the scandals and what not,
1045 00:47:47,430 00:47:48,930 It is open season on misconduct. It is open season on misconduct.
1046 00:47:48,930 00:47:50,430 They will nail us to the wall. They will nail us to the wall.
1047 00:47:50,430 00:47:51,940 Pull over. Pull over.
1048 00:47:52,940 00:47:53,440 Pull over. Pull over.
1049 00:47:53,940 00:47:54,940 On the highway? Pull over. On the highway? Pull over.
1050 00:47:54,940 00:47:56,440 Shit! Shit!
1051 00:48:15,460 00:48:17,460 What? What?
1052 00:48:18,960 00:48:21,460 Listen, Listen,
1053 00:48:21,460 00:48:23,470 You're in a privileged position to learn a thing or two. You're in a privileged position to learn a thing or two.
1054 00:48:23,470 00:48:25,470 Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.
1055 00:48:25,470 00:48:26,970 You say you're serious You say you're serious
1056 00:48:27,470 00:48:28,470 About doing some good in the real world, About doing some good in the real world,
1057 00:48:28,470 00:48:29,470 Well, this is the place to learn. Well, this is the place to learn.
1058 00:48:29,470 00:48:31,470 But if this kind of shit shakes you up, But if this kind of shit shakes you up,
1059 00:48:31,470 00:48:33,980 Maybe you ought to go back to your division, you know? Maybe you ought to go back to your division, you know?
1060 00:48:33,980 00:48:34,980 Cry to the watch commander Cry to the watch commander
1061 00:48:34,980 00:48:36,480 To give you a nice job lighting flares To give you a nice job lighting flares
1062 00:48:36,480 00:48:38,480 Or measuring car wrecks. Or measuring car wrecks.
1063 00:48:38,980 00:48:41,990 You got to decide whether you're a wolf... You got to decide whether you're a wolf...
1064 00:48:43,490 00:48:44,490 Or a sheep. Or a sheep.
1065 00:48:49,490 00:48:50,990 Get your ink Get your ink
1066 00:48:50,990 00:48:52,000 Or... Or...
1067 00:48:56,000 00:48:57,000 Go give him a hand. Go give him a hand.
1068 00:49:27,700 00:49:29,200 What are we doing going in here, man? What are we doing going in here, man?
1069 00:49:29,200 00:49:31,200 We'll get killed coming in here. We'll get killed coming in here.
1070 00:49:31,200 00:49:32,700 Ah, you know about this place, huh? Ah, you know about this place, huh?
1071 00:49:32,700 00:49:33,700 Yeah, it's the jungle, right? Yeah, it's the jungle, right?
1072 00:49:34,200 00:49:34,700 That's right. That's right.
1073 00:49:35,210 00:49:35,710 They say don't come in here They say don't come in here
1074 00:49:36,210 00:49:36,710 With anything less than a platoon. With anything less than a platoon.
1075 00:49:37,210 00:49:38,210 That's right. That's right.
1076 00:49:47,720 00:49:50,720 That's the heart of it, right here. That's the heart of it, right here.
1077 00:49:50,720 00:49:52,720 Jungle Damu headquarters. Jungle Damu headquarters.
1078 00:49:53,720 00:49:55,230 Stoners... Stoners...
1079 00:49:55,230 00:49:56,730 Yeah, a lot of murder investigations Yeah, a lot of murder investigations
1080 00:49:56,730 00:49:58,230 Lead right here. Lead right here.
1081 00:49:58,730 00:50:01,230 One way in, one way out. One way in, one way out.
1082 00:50:01,230 00:50:03,730 Thought we were going to get something to eat? Thought we were going to get something to eat?
1083 00:50:03,730 00:50:05,240 Hey, don't ever come up here without me, Hey, don't ever come up here without me,
1084 00:50:05,240 00:50:06,240 You hear me? You hear me?
1085 00:50:06,240 00:50:08,240 I'm serious. For your safety. I'm serious. For your safety.
1086 00:50:13,240 00:50:15,250 How come you got the golden pass? How come you got the golden pass?
1087 00:50:15,250 00:50:16,750 Because I treat them fair. Because I treat them fair.
1088 00:50:16,750 00:50:18,750 They know if they cross the line, They know if they cross the line,
1089 00:50:18,750 00:50:20,250 I'm taxing that ass. I'm taxing that ass.
1090 00:50:33,760 00:50:35,270 What's that up there? What's that up there?
1091 00:50:36,770 00:50:38,270 They're flipping pigeons. They're flipping pigeons.
1092 00:50:38,270 00:50:40,270 They want to let everybody know I'm here. They want to let everybody know I'm here.
1093 00:51:06,800 00:51:08,800 One time, what's up, bone? One time, what's up, bone?
1094 00:51:09,300 00:51:10,300 What's up, Alonzo? What's up, Alonzo?
1095 00:51:10,300 00:51:11,300 What's happening with you, Damu? What's happening with you, Damu?
1096 00:51:11,300 00:51:12,300 It's all good, it's all good. It's all good, it's all good.
1097 00:51:12,300 00:51:13,300 I just want to tell you, man, I appreciate I just want to tell you, man, I appreciate
1098 00:51:13,300 00:51:14,300 What you did for my nephew. What you did for my nephew.
1099 00:51:14,800 00:51:15,810 That's some real shit. That's some real shit.
1100 00:51:15,810 00:51:17,310 For sure. For sure. For sure. For sure.
1101 00:51:18,810 00:51:21,810 Heh. You better call me. Heh. You better call me.
1102 00:51:25,820 00:51:26,820 Man, I'm sick of this shit, man. Man, I'm sick of this shit, man.
1103 00:51:26,820 00:51:28,320 I can't stand that motherfucker. I can't stand that motherfucker.
1104 00:51:28,320 00:51:29,320 Who are they? Who are they?
1105 00:51:29,320 00:51:30,820 Nobody. Some buster-ass niggahs. Nobody. Some buster-ass niggahs.
1106 00:51:30,820 00:51:32,320 I got them all under my thumb. I got them all under my thumb.
1107 00:51:32,320 00:51:33,320 What's up, Alonzo? What's up, Alonzo?
1108 00:51:33,320 00:51:34,320 All right, spider. What's happening? All right, spider. What's happening?
1109 00:51:34,820 00:51:35,330 What's happening, dog? What's happening, dog?
1110 00:51:35,830 00:51:36,830 Alright. Alright.
1111 00:51:36,830 00:51:38,330 Hey, what's up, girl? Look at you. Hey, what's up, girl? Look at you.
1112 00:51:38,330 00:51:39,330 Hi, Alonzo. Hi, Alonzo.
1113 00:51:39,330 00:51:40,330 Go ahead. Go ahead.
1114 00:51:40,330 00:51:42,330 All that jelly and no toast. All that jelly and no toast.
1115 00:51:42,830 00:51:43,830 Who lives here? Who lives here?
1116 00:51:43,830 00:51:45,840 Just one of my lovelies. You know, one of my dimes. Just one of my lovelies. You know, one of my dimes.
1117 00:51:45,840 00:51:48,840 A loving touch, you know. Don't worry about it. A loving touch, you know. Don't worry about it.
1118 00:51:53,840 00:51:55,850 Policia. Policia, senorita. Policia. Policia, senorita.
1119 00:51:55,850 00:51:56,850 Papi. Papi.
1120 00:51:56,850 00:51:57,850 Ah, mami. Ah, mami.
1121 00:52:01,350 00:52:01,850 Ooh... Ooh...
1122 00:52:14,360 00:52:17,370 New guy. Jake. New guy. Jake.
1123 00:52:17,370 00:52:18,370 Hi. Hi.
1124 00:52:18,370 00:52:19,370 Hi. Jake. Hi. Jake.
1125 00:52:19,370 00:52:20,370 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
1126 00:52:20,370 00:52:21,870 Come in. Welcome to my house. Come in. Welcome to my house.
1127 00:52:22,370 00:52:22,870 Yeah, yeah, hook him up with some food. Yeah, yeah, hook him up with some food.
1128 00:52:23,370 00:52:23,870 You know, take care of him? You know, take care of him?
1129 00:52:24,370 00:52:24,870 Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course.
1130 00:52:25,380 00:52:26,880 Huh? Huh?
1131 00:52:27,880 00:52:28,880 All right. All right.
1132 00:52:28,880 00:52:29,880 Of course. Of course.
1133 00:52:29,880 00:52:30,880 How are you? How are you?
1134 00:52:30,880 00:52:31,880 Good, good. Good, good.
1135 00:52:31,880 00:52:33,380 Good. Good.
1136 00:52:33,380 00:52:34,880 I have cable. I have cable.
1137 00:52:34,880 00:52:38,390 You watch whatever you want, OK? You watch whatever you want, OK?
1138 00:52:38,390 00:52:39,390 All right, thanks. All right, thanks.
1139 00:52:39,390 00:52:41,390 This is your house. This is your house.
1140 00:52:42,390 00:52:44,890 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
1141 00:52:53,900 00:52:54,900 How you doing? How you doing?
1142 00:52:54,900 00:52:55,910 Fine. Fine.
1143 00:52:57,410 00:52:58,910 OK. OK.
1144 00:53:02,910 00:53:04,410 Now this... Now this...
1145 00:53:04,410 00:53:07,420 Is all El Salvadorian food. Is all El Salvadorian food.
1146 00:53:07,420 00:53:09,420 Thank you. It looks great. Thank you. It looks great.
1147 00:53:12,420 00:53:13,420 I have to go. I have to go.
1148 00:53:13,420 00:53:16,430 Yeah... all right. Yeah... all right.
1149 00:54:01,470 00:54:02,970 Let's go. Let's go.
1150 00:54:02,970 00:54:04,470 We got a meeting in 15 minutes. We got a meeting in 15 minutes.
1151 00:54:04,470 00:54:05,480 Yeah, I just need to... Yeah, I just need to...
1152 00:54:05,480 00:54:07,480 Forget that. Let's go. Forget that. Let's go.
1153 00:54:08,980 00:54:09,980 I'll see you, buddy. I'll see you, buddy.
1154 00:54:21,490 00:54:23,490 ��Como esta, mijo? ��Como esta, mijo?
1155 00:54:23,490 00:54:24,990 ��Te portas bien? ��Te portas bien?
1156 00:54:24,990 00:54:26,500 Si. Si.
1157 00:54:26,500 00:54:27,500 ��Si? ��Si?
1158 00:54:28,500 00:54:31,000 Esta... Esta...
1159 00:54:31,000 00:54:34,500 Creciendo, papasito. Creciendo, papasito.
1160 00:54:35,510 00:54:37,010 Creciendo. Creciendo.
1161 00:54:39,510 00:54:40,010 You OK? You OK?
1162 00:54:40,510 00:54:41,510 Si. Si.
1163 00:54:46,520 00:54:47,520 OK. OK.
1164 00:55:18,420 00:55:20,430 Here, use this. Here, use this.
1165 00:55:20,930 00:55:21,930 Who's here? Who's here?
1166 00:55:21,930 00:55:23,430 LAPD's finest. LAPD's finest.
1167 00:55:23,430 00:55:25,430 Don't speak unless you're spoken to. Don't speak unless you're spoken to.
1168 00:55:25,430 00:55:26,930 Come on. Come on.
1169 00:55:44,450 00:55:45,450 Good to see you, gents. Good to see you, gents.
1170 00:55:45,950 00:55:47,450 That's my new guy. He works on my squad. That's my new guy. He works on my squad.
1171 00:55:47,450 00:55:49,950 Jake Hoyt. Captain Lou Jacobs. Jake Hoyt. Captain Lou Jacobs.
1172 00:55:49,950 00:55:50,960 You ever need to talk to the feds, You ever need to talk to the feds,
1173 00:55:51,460 00:55:52,460 You talk to him first. This is a good man. You talk to him first. This is a good man.
1174 00:55:52,960 00:55:53,960 He can take your back for you. He can take your back for you.
1175 00:55:53,960 00:55:54,960 Pleased to meet you, sir. Pleased to meet you, sir.
1176 00:55:55,460 00:55:55,960 Stan Gursky over here... Stan Gursky over here...
1177 00:55:56,460 00:55:57,960 He runs the DA shooting team. He runs the DA shooting team.
1178 00:55:57,960 00:56:00,470 You think about him before you pull the trigger, You think about him before you pull the trigger,
1179 00:56:00,470 00:56:01,970 Because if you're wrong, Because if you're wrong,
1180 00:56:01,970 00:56:03,970 He'll snatch your fucking nuts out, use them for dice. He'll snatch your fucking nuts out, use them for dice.
1181 00:56:05,970 00:56:07,970 Detective Doug Rosselli right here... Detective Doug Rosselli right here...
1182 00:56:07,970 00:56:09,470 Handles high-dollar theft cases Handles high-dollar theft cases
1183 00:56:09,470 00:56:10,480 For the French poodle crowd. For the French poodle crowd.
1184 00:56:10,480 00:56:11,480 You know, if you lose a Picasso, You know, if you lose a Picasso,
1185 00:56:11,480 00:56:12,980 He'll find it for you or die trying. He'll find it for you or die trying.
1186 00:56:12,980 00:56:13,980 He's a good man. He's a good man.
1187 00:56:13,980 00:56:15,480 Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you.
1188 00:56:15,480 00:56:16,980 Good man. Good man.
1189 00:56:17,480 00:56:17,980 Should I... Should I...
1190 00:56:18,480 00:56:19,480 Boom. Shoo. Boom. Shoo.
1191 00:56:19,480 00:56:21,490 Get yourself a baseball steak or something. Get yourself a baseball steak or something.
1192 00:56:22,990 00:56:24,490 All right, gents. All right, gents.
1193 00:56:24,490 00:56:26,990 I don't know why I'm meeting you. I don't know why I'm meeting you.
1194 00:56:27,490 00:56:29,490 I don't talk to dead men. I don't talk to dead men.
1195 00:56:29,490 00:56:32,000 I am not dead yet. I am not dead yet.
1196 00:56:32,000 00:56:33,500 Fucking prick. Fucking prick.
1197 00:56:33,500 00:56:34,500 Excuse me. Excuse me.
1198 00:56:37,000 00:56:38,500 Why the long face, Doug, huh? Why the long face, Doug, huh?
1199 00:56:38,500 00:56:40,510 Feds seize your house or something? Feds seize your house or something?
1200 00:56:40,510 00:56:43,010 Fuck yourself, Alonzo. Fuck yourself, Alonzo.
1201 00:56:43,010 00:56:46,010 Tell him the story. Tell him the story.
1202 00:56:46,010 00:56:47,010 Come on, tell the story. Come on, tell the story.
1203 00:56:47,510 00:56:49,010 Oh, you think it's so funny, you tell it. Oh, you think it's so funny, you tell it.
1204 00:56:49,010 00:56:51,020 No, no. It's your story. You tell it. No, no. It's your story. You tell it.
1205 00:56:52,520 00:56:54,520 Asshole. Asshole.
1206 00:56:56,020 00:56:58,020 All right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right.
1207 00:56:58,020 00:57:01,030 There's this... serial burglar, and, uh, There's this... serial burglar, and, uh,
1208 00:57:01,530 00:57:03,030 Chasing him for 12 months. Chasing him for 12 months.
1209 00:57:03,530 00:57:05,030 A real slickster, gave up nothing. A real slickster, gave up nothing.
1210 00:57:05,030 00:57:07,030 Captain's riding my ass the entire time. Captain's riding my ass the entire time.
1211 00:57:07,530 00:57:09,030 Sentencing was today. Sentencing was today.
1212 00:57:09,530 00:57:10,540 Judge is female. Judge is female.
1213 00:57:10,540 00:57:12,540 That's right. Landers. That's right. Landers.
1214 00:57:12,540 00:57:15,540 Yeah, I know Landers. She's a sharp lady. Yeah, I know Landers. She's a sharp lady.
1215 00:57:18,040 00:57:19,540 No? No?
1216 00:57:19,540 00:57:20,550 So before the hearing, So before the hearing,
1217 00:57:21,050 00:57:23,050 Guy gets hold of some peanut butter, Guy gets hold of some peanut butter,
1218 00:57:23,050 00:57:24,550 Packs his ass crack with it... Packs his ass crack with it...
1219 00:57:24,550 00:57:25,550 What? What?
1220 00:57:25,550 00:57:28,050 Then he's standing tall before the bench, Then he's standing tall before the bench,
1221 00:57:28,050 00:57:29,550 And he's waiting to give his statement. And he's waiting to give his statement.
1222 00:57:29,550 00:57:31,560 So he shoves his hand down his pants, So he shoves his hand down his pants,
1223 00:57:31,560 00:57:34,060 Comes out with a gob of extra-chunky Jif. Comes out with a gob of extra-chunky Jif.
1224 00:57:36,560 00:57:39,060 Bailiffs won't come near him. Bailiffs won't come near him.
1225 00:57:43,570 00:57:47,070 Now he's... Now he's looking the judge right in the eyes Now he's... Now he's looking the judge right in the eyes
1226 00:57:47,070 00:57:49,070 And licks his fingers clean. And licks his fingers clean.
1227 00:57:51,580 00:57:53,080 Holy shit. Holy shit.
1228 00:57:53,080 00:57:55,580 So the judge says, uh, So the judge says, uh,
1229 00:57:56,080 00:57:58,580 "Oh, this poor man's insane. He can't go to prison." "Oh, this poor man's insane. He can't go to prison."
1230 00:57:58,580 00:58:00,090 Orders him to psychiatric. Orders him to psychiatric.
1231 00:58:00,090 00:58:01,090 She fell for it. She fell for it.
1232 00:58:01,090 00:58:04,090 Yeah. That's because she's so fucking smart. Yeah. That's because she's so fucking smart.
1233 00:58:04,090 00:58:06,090 Time she found out it was sandwich spread, Time she found out it was sandwich spread,
1234 00:58:06,090 00:58:08,590 The order was signed, the guy's been transferred. The order was signed, the guy's been transferred.
1235 00:58:14,600 00:58:15,600 Proceedings closed. Proceedings closed.
1236 00:58:15,600 00:58:17,100 Yeah, closed. Yeah, closed.
1237 00:58:17,100 00:58:21,110 That prick will do 6 months in the puzzle factory, That prick will do 6 months in the puzzle factory,
1238 00:58:21,110 00:58:23,110 Then they'll call him normal and let him loose. Then they'll call him normal and let him loose.
1239 00:58:23,110 00:58:24,610 Never, ever do a day in prison. Never, ever do a day in prison.
1240 00:58:24,610 00:58:26,110 Yeah, give him credit, though. Yeah, give him credit, though.
1241 00:58:26,110 00:58:27,110 Shit, he worked the system, Shit, he worked the system,
1242 00:58:27,610 00:58:29,110 Deserves his freedom. Deserves his freedom.
1243 00:58:29,110 00:58:31,120 Yeah? Think so? Yeah? Think so?
1244 00:58:31,120 00:58:33,120 Or not. Or not.
1245 00:58:34,620 00:58:35,620 I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
1246 00:58:35,620 00:58:39,620 I'm going to find this guy on the street... I'm going to find this guy on the street...
1247 00:58:39,620 00:58:41,130 And I'm going to do him. And I'm going to do him.
1248 00:58:45,630 00:58:48,630 You better take his bullets from him, Stan. You better take his bullets from him, Stan.
1249 00:58:49,630 00:58:50,640 Shit. Shit.
1250 00:58:50,640 00:58:52,140 Ahh... Ahh...
1251 00:58:52,140 00:58:54,640 Alonzo... Alonzo...
1252 00:58:54,640 00:58:56,640 Heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas. Heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas.
1253 00:58:58,140 00:59:01,150 How did you ever screw up so bad? How did you ever screw up so bad?
1254 00:59:01,150 00:59:03,150 Nothing. It's nothing. Forget it. Nothing. It's nothing. Forget it.
1255 00:59:03,150 00:59:04,650 You know, I didn't know. It's not my town. You know, I didn't know. It's not my town.
1256 00:59:04,650 00:59:05,650 I'm not omniscient. I'm not omniscient.
1257 00:59:05,650 00:59:08,150 The Russians don't care if you have a badge. The Russians don't care if you have a badge.
1258 00:59:08,150 00:59:10,160 They'll whack you. They'll whack you.
1259 00:59:10,160 00:59:11,660 You ought to hop a jet out of here. You ought to hop a jet out of here.
1260 00:59:11,660 00:59:13,660 Why? Why?
1261 00:59:13,660 00:59:14,660 It's an easy fix. It's an easy fix.
1262 00:59:14,660 00:59:15,660 How? How?
1263 00:59:15,660 00:59:17,660 I'll just cash in an account. I'll just cash in an account.
1264 00:59:17,660 00:59:18,660 Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
1265 00:59:18,660 00:59:20,170 Whose? Whose?
1266 00:59:20,170 00:59:21,670 One of my old ones. My first one. One of my old ones. My first one.
1267 00:59:23,170 00:59:24,670 It's not a problem. Look, the guy's It's not a problem. Look, the guy's
1268 00:59:24,670 00:59:25,670 A high-security risk anyway. A high-security risk anyway.
1269 00:59:26,170 00:59:27,170 If I'm not around, who's going to keep him If I'm not around, who's going to keep him
1270 00:59:27,170 00:59:28,670 off the radar, you? off the radar, you?
1271 00:59:28,670 00:59:31,680 I'm just taxing him, that's all. I'm just taxing him, that's all.
1272 00:59:32,680 00:59:33,680 OK? OK?
1273 00:59:41,440 00:59:43,440 Well, it's your call. Well, it's your call.
1274 00:59:43,940 00:59:45,940 I do not want you to dick this up. I do not want you to dick this up.
1275 00:59:45,940 00:59:48,440 I do not want to see you on the front page I do not want to see you on the front page
1276 00:59:48,440 00:59:50,450 Like those other assholes. Like those other assholes.
1277 00:59:50,450 00:59:52,450 Yeah, I understand. Yeah, I understand.
1278 00:59:54,950 00:59:55,950 Who's driving? Who's driving?
1279 00:59:55,950 00:59:57,450 Uh, me. Uh, me.
1280 00:59:57,450 00:59:58,450 Grey Mercedes. Grey Mercedes.
1281 00:59:58,450 00:59:59,870 OK. OK.
1282 01:00:00,870 01:00:01,870 Get the car. Get the car.
1283 01:00:01,870 01:00:04,380 All right. All right. All right. All right.
1284 01:00:04,380 01:00:06,880 Uh, what, the black Monte Carlo there Uh, what, the black Monte Carlo there
1285 01:00:06,880 01:00:08,880 With the back windows shot out. With the back windows shot out.
1286 01:00:23,390 01:00:23,900 Hey, yeah, it's me. Hey, yeah, it's me.
1287 01:00:24,400 01:00:25,400 Listen, we got the green light. Listen, we got the green light.
1288 01:00:25,400 01:00:27,400 Right. That's right. Right. That's right.
1289 01:00:27,400 01:00:28,900 I want you to fax a copy of the warrant I want you to fax a copy of the warrant
1290 01:00:28,900 01:00:30,400 To the clerk, get her to get the judge To the clerk, get her to get the judge
1291 01:00:30,400 01:00:32,400 To sign it, and I want you and Paul To sign it, and I want you and Paul
1292 01:00:32,400 01:00:33,910 To bring it to me at location one. To bring it to me at location one.
1293 01:00:33,910 01:00:35,410 You got that? Now, get a hold of Jeff, You got that? Now, get a hold of Jeff,
1294 01:00:35,910 01:00:36,910 Tell him to pick up some tools... Tell him to pick up some tools...
1295 01:00:37,410 01:00:38,410 Picks and shovels. Picks and shovels.
1296 01:00:38,410 01:00:40,910 Make sure he signs them out from maintenance. Make sure he signs them out from maintenance.
1297 01:00:40,910 01:00:42,910 That's right. Copy? That's right. Copy?
1298 01:00:43,420 01:00:44,420 That's right. All right, hurry up. That's right. All right, hurry up.
1299 01:00:44,920 01:00:45,920 Later. Later.
1300 01:00:47,420 01:00:50,420 So how much cash was in that jacket? So how much cash was in that jacket?
1301 01:00:50,420 01:00:52,420 40 gs. 40 gs.
1302 01:00:52,420 01:00:53,930 What's... What's that for? What's... What's that for?
1303 01:00:55,430 01:00:55,930 You really want to know? You really want to know?
1304 01:00:56,430 01:00:57,930 Yeah, I really want to know. Yeah, I really want to know.
1305 01:00:57,930 01:00:58,930 Yeah... Yeah...
1306 01:00:58,930 01:01:00,930 There's nothing free in this world, Jake. There's nothing free in this world, Jake.
1307 01:01:00,930 01:01:03,440 Not even arrest warrants. Not even arrest warrants.
1308 01:01:04,440 01:01:06,940 Shit, man. I didn't want to know. Shit, man. I didn't want to know.
1309 01:01:17,950 01:01:19,950 Yo, homes. Check this motherfucker out. Yo, homes. Check this motherfucker out.
1310 01:01:19,950 01:01:20,950 Nice suit, mark. Nice suit, mark.
1311 01:01:20,950 01:01:21,950 Beautiful suit. Beautiful suit.
1312 01:01:21,950 01:01:23,960 Yeah, fuck you guys. Yeah, fuck you guys.
1313 01:01:41,470 01:01:43,480 All right. Nice, nice, nice. All right. Nice, nice, nice.
1314 01:01:43,480 01:01:45,980 What's up, Alonzo? What's up, Alonzo?
1315 01:01:45,980 01:01:46,980 You got the picks and shovels? You got the picks and shovels?
1316 01:01:47,480 01:01:48,480 They're in the truck. They're in the truck.
1317 01:01:48,480 01:01:49,980 You're going to dig a ditch? You're going to dig a ditch?
1318 01:01:51,980 01:01:53,490 No, you are. No, you are.
1319 01:01:53,490 01:01:54,990 That's a nice suit you got on there. That's a nice suit you got on there.
1320 01:01:54,990 01:01:55,990 That's what I said. That's what I said.
1321 01:01:57,990 01:01:58,490 What up, killer? What up, killer?
1322 01:01:58,990 01:01:59,990 I can't call it. What's up with you? I can't call it. What's up with you?
1323 01:02:00,490 01:02:01,990 I've been hearing a lot of shit I've been hearing a lot of shit
1324 01:02:01,990 01:02:03,500 Out here on these streets, man. You all right? Out here on these streets, man. You all right?
1325 01:02:03,500 01:02:05,000 It's all good. I talked to the 3 wise men. It's all good. I talked to the 3 wise men.
1326 01:02:05,000 01:02:06,000 Everything is lovely. Everything is lovely.
1327 01:02:06,000 01:02:07,000 Shit, if you say we can get away with it, Shit, if you say we can get away with it,
1328 01:02:07,500 01:02:09,500 I'm with you. Know what I'm saying? I'm with you. Know what I'm saying?
1329 01:02:11,500 01:02:12,000 Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck is this?
1330 01:02:12,500 01:02:14,010 Jake Hoyt. It's my first day in the unit. Jake Hoyt. It's my first day in the unit.
1331 01:02:14,510 01:02:16,010 I'm from valley patrol. I'm from valley patrol.
1332 01:02:16,010 01:02:19,010 You a long way from Starbucks, homey. You a long way from Starbucks, homey.
1333 01:02:20,510 01:02:23,010 Now, why the fuck is he in on this? Now, why the fuck is he in on this?
1334 01:02:23,010 01:02:25,020 Got to get his cherry popped sometime. Got to get his cherry popped sometime.
1335 01:02:25,020 01:02:26,520 Look, man, stay the fuck out of my way, all right? Look, man, stay the fuck out of my way, all right?
1336 01:02:27,020 01:02:30,020 It's just for the big dogs. Feel me? It's just for the big dogs. Feel me?
1337 01:02:30,020 01:02:31,520 Here it is, dog. Here it is, dog.
1338 01:02:32,020 01:02:33,530 It's all good and legit. It's all good and legit.
1339 01:02:33,530 01:02:34,530 Signed by the judge, OK? Signed by the judge, OK?
1340 01:02:34,530 01:02:37,030 Thanks to the sandman. Now listen up. Thanks to the sandman. Now listen up.
1341 01:02:37,030 01:02:39,030 Safety is first. Safety is first.
1342 01:02:39,030 01:02:41,530 He gives us shit... Boom, we're giving him lead. He gives us shit... Boom, we're giving him lead.
1343 01:02:42,030 01:02:43,540 Let's do this right so we can all go home Let's do this right so we can all go home
1344 01:02:43,540 01:02:45,040 And do the wife or the girlfriend thing, And do the wife or the girlfriend thing,
1345 01:02:45,040 01:02:46,040 All right? All right?
1346 01:02:46,040 01:02:48,540 Let's suit up, ladies. Time to punch in. Let's suit up, ladies. Time to punch in.
1347 01:03:35,920 01:03:36,920 Freeze up! Freeze up!
1348 01:03:36,920 01:03:39,920 Down on the floor! Get down, motherfucker! Down on the floor! Get down, motherfucker!
1349 01:03:39,920 01:03:41,430 What are you clowns doing here? What are you clowns doing here?
1350 01:03:41,430 01:03:42,430 Hey, new guy, watch him. Hey, new guy, watch him.
1351 01:03:42,430 01:03:43,930 If he moves, cap his ass! If he moves, cap his ass!
1352 01:03:43,930 01:03:45,930 Yeah, I'm on him. Yeah, I'm on him.
1353 01:03:46,430 01:03:47,430 Do you know what you're doing, son? Do you know what you're doing, son?
1354 01:03:47,430 01:03:49,430 Drop what's in your hands before zero. Drop what's in your hands before zero.
1355 01:03:49,430 01:03:50,440 5... 5...
1356 01:03:50,940 01:03:53,440 4, 3, 2... 4, 3, 2...
1357 01:03:53,440 01:03:55,440 boom. boom.
1358 01:03:57,440 01:03:58,940 Give me a reason. Give me a reason.
1359 01:04:00,450 01:04:03,450 Alonzo's going to have y'all's ass. Alonzo's going to have y'all's ass.
1360 01:04:03,450 01:04:05,450 What's up, Roger? What's up, Roger?
1361 01:04:05,450 01:04:06,950 What's going down, brother? What's going down, brother?
1362 01:04:06,950 01:04:07,950 Oh, it's all good, baby. Oh, it's all good, baby.
1363 01:04:11,960 01:04:13,960 It's all good. It's all good.
1364 01:04:16,460 01:04:17,460 That's for you. That's for you.
1365 01:04:21,470 01:04:23,970 What am I supposed to do with this, wipe my ass? What am I supposed to do with this, wipe my ass?
1366 01:04:26,970 01:04:28,970 Bad news, dog. Bad news, dog.
1367 01:04:28,970 01:04:30,480 You don't mind if I have some of You don't mind if I have some of
1368 01:04:30,480 01:04:32,980 Your $300-a-glass shit there, will you? Your $300-a-glass shit there, will you?
1369 01:04:32,980 01:04:33,980 Please. Please.
1370 01:04:35,980 01:04:37,980 Had lunch with the wise men today. Had lunch with the wise men today.
1371 01:04:37,980 01:04:40,490 They said you got to render unto Caesar. They said you got to render unto Caesar.
1372 01:04:40,490 01:04:42,490 Fucking vampires want my pension? Fucking vampires want my pension?
1373 01:04:42,490 01:04:44,490 Nah, it's nothing like that. Nah, it's nothing like that.
1374 01:04:44,990 01:04:46,990 Ahh... Ahh...
1375 01:04:46,990 01:04:48,490 Hmm. Hmm.
1376 01:04:49,490 01:04:51,000 They just want to tax you a little bit. They just want to tax you a little bit.
1377 01:04:51,000 01:04:53,000 You know, they got their boats You know, they got their boats
1378 01:04:53,000 01:04:54,500 And mistresses and, you know, And mistresses and, you know,
1379 01:04:55,000 01:04:56,000 House payments. House payments.
1380 01:04:56,000 01:04:57,500 Nothing I can do about it, you know? Nothing I can do about it, you know?
1381 01:04:57,500 01:04:58,500 They're making me do it. They're making me do it.
1382 01:04:58,500 01:04:59,500 I'm just a lowly civil servant. I'm just a lowly civil servant.
1383 01:04:59,500 01:05:02,010 Ahh, you're their bitch. Ahh, you're their bitch.
1384 01:05:02,510 01:05:03,510 What happens to me? What happens to me?
1385 01:05:04,010 01:05:05,010 I got your back, bro. I got your back, bro.
1386 01:05:05,010 01:05:06,510 I promised you you'd never have to I promised you you'd never have to
1387 01:05:06,510 01:05:07,510 go back to prison. go back to prison.
1388 01:05:07,510 01:05:09,510 You aren't even going to miss what we take. You aren't even going to miss what we take.
1389 01:05:11,520 01:05:13,520 I'm sorry. Orders is orders, dog. I'm sorry. Orders is orders, dog.
1390 01:05:13,520 01:05:15,020 No you aren't, cop. No you aren't, cop.
1391 01:05:16,520 01:05:18,520 Tim, Jeff, Jake, Tim, Jeff, Jake,
1392 01:05:18,520 01:05:20,020 We're going to work in the kitchen. We're going to work in the kitchen.
1393 01:05:20,020 01:05:22,030 Grab the tools. Give me the bitch. Grab the tools. Give me the bitch.
1394 01:05:23,030 01:05:24,530 You guys hold him down. You guys hold him down.
1395 01:05:26,530 01:05:27,530 Who's paying for my floor? Who's paying for my floor?
1396 01:05:27,530 01:05:29,030 The city. The city.
1397 01:05:37,540 01:05:38,540 Right here. Right here.
1398 01:05:46,050 01:05:47,050 Ow! Ow!
1399 01:06:17,580 01:06:20,590 That's it. That's what I'm talking about. That's it. That's what I'm talking about.
1400 01:06:28,590 01:06:29,590 What's in here, coke? What's in here, coke?
1401 01:06:29,590 01:06:31,600 Don't worry about it. You'll see. Don't worry about it. You'll see.
1402 01:06:31,600 01:06:33,100 Hey, grab that hammer right there. Hey, grab that hammer right there.
1403 01:06:33,100 01:06:35,100 Knock this lock off. Knock this lock off.
1404 01:06:37,600 01:06:41,110 Yeah. 1, 2... Yeah. 1, 2...
1405 01:06:44,110 01:06:46,110 Shit... Shit...
1406 01:06:48,610 01:06:50,120 That's a quarter million dollars you holding That's a quarter million dollars you holding
1407 01:06:50,620 01:06:51,120 Right there in your hand. Right there in your hand.
1408 01:06:51,620 01:06:53,120 Over 4 million in here. Over 4 million in here.
1409 01:06:53,620 01:06:54,620 First day on the job, First day on the job,
1410 01:06:54,620 01:06:56,120 You hit a $3 million seizure. You hit a $3 million seizure.
1411 01:06:56,120 01:06:57,120 Wait, you said 4. Wait, you said 4.
1412 01:06:57,620 01:06:59,620 Ah, taxation without representation, brother. Ah, taxation without representation, brother.
1413 01:06:59,620 01:07:00,630 Nothing is free in this world, Nothing is free in this world,
1414 01:07:00,630 01:07:02,630 You lucky first-day motherfucker. You lucky first-day motherfucker.
1415 01:07:02,630 01:07:04,130 Buy your wife a minivan with that. Buy your wife a minivan with that.
1416 01:07:04,130 01:07:05,130 Put the kids through college. Put the kids through college.
1417 01:07:05,130 01:07:06,130 Give me that bag. Give me that bag.
1418 01:07:06,130 01:07:07,130 No, you know. No, you know.
1419 01:07:07,130 01:07:09,130 I mean, the only checks I cash say, uh, I mean, the only checks I cash say, uh,
1420 01:07:09,130 01:07:11,140 "LAPD" on them, right? "LAPD" on them, right?
1421 01:07:12,640 01:07:15,640 Somebody didn't sleep through ethics, did they? Somebody didn't sleep through ethics, did they?
1422 01:07:15,640 01:07:16,640 What's the matter? What's the matter?
1423 01:07:16,640 01:07:18,640 You don't want a piece of this, huh? You don't want a piece of this, huh?
1424 01:07:18,640 01:07:20,650 Well, I... Well, I...
1425 01:07:20,650 01:07:23,150 No, right? No, right?
1426 01:07:24,150 01:07:27,150 Not like this. I mean... no. Not like this. I mean... no.
1427 01:07:28,150 01:07:29,650 No? No?
1428 01:07:32,660 01:07:34,160 Right, right, OK. Right, right, OK.
1429 01:07:34,160 01:07:36,160 First time. You're not comfortable. First time. You're not comfortable.
1430 01:07:36,160 01:07:38,660 I'll hold it for you, OK? I'll hold it for you, OK?
1431 01:07:38,660 01:07:39,660 What about you, are you comfortable? What about you, are you comfortable?
1432 01:07:40,170 01:07:42,170 Oh, I'm comfortable. Oh, I'm comfortable.
1433 01:07:42,170 01:07:43,170 How's your comfort level? How's your comfort level?
1434 01:07:43,170 01:07:45,170 I'm very comfortable. I'm very comfortable.
1435 01:07:45,170 01:07:47,670 Come on, let's wrap this up. Come on, let's wrap this up.
1436 01:07:49,670 01:07:50,180 Uh, I... Uh, I...
1437 01:07:50,680 01:07:51,680 Don't touch a thing. Don't touch a thing.
1438 01:07:52,180 01:07:53,680 Evidence. Evidence.
1439 01:07:53,680 01:07:54,680 That's it. That's it.
1440 01:07:57,680 01:08:01,190 Alonzo, what are those assholes thinking? Alonzo, what are those assholes thinking?
1441 01:08:01,190 01:08:02,690 That I'm really going to stand still That I'm really going to stand still
1442 01:08:02,690 01:08:04,690 And let them horsefuck me? And let them horsefuck me?
1443 01:08:06,190 01:08:07,690 Could put you out of your misery. Could put you out of your misery.
1444 01:08:11,200 01:08:12,200 Hey, Jake, here. Hey, Jake, here.
1445 01:08:13,700 01:08:16,200 Hey, come sit down. Sit down. Right here. Hey, come sit down. Sit down. Right here.
1446 01:08:20,710 01:08:22,210 I'll tell you a secret. I'll tell you a secret.
1447 01:08:22,710 01:08:25,210 When you kill someone on duty... When you kill someone on duty...
1448 01:08:25,210 01:08:26,710 they have to be your slave... they have to be your slave...
1449 01:08:26,710 01:08:28,210 in the afterlife. in the afterlife.
1450 01:08:32,720 01:08:34,720 There you go. There you go.
1451 01:08:34,720 01:08:36,220 Start an entourage. Start an entourage.
1452 01:08:40,230 01:08:41,230 What, you want me to shoot him? What, you want me to shoot him?
1453 01:08:41,230 01:08:42,230 Yeah. Yeah.
1454 01:08:42,230 01:08:44,730 Come on, kid. Do me a favor. Come on, kid. Do me a favor.
1455 01:08:44,730 01:08:45,730 Come on. Come on.
1456 01:08:46,730 01:08:49,230 Do yourself a favor. Hit him. Do yourself a favor. Hit him.
1457 01:08:49,230 01:08:50,740 Are you serious? Are you serious?
1458 01:08:50,740 01:08:52,740 Hey, close the blinds. Hey, close the blinds.
1459 01:09:03,750 01:09:04,750 All right, I'll... I'll shoot him. All right, I'll... I'll shoot him.
1460 01:09:05,250 01:09:06,250 Go. Go.
1461 01:09:11,260 01:09:12,260 Pow! Boom! Pow! Boom!
1462 01:09:15,260 01:09:16,760 Shoot him. Shoot him.
1463 01:09:17,260 01:09:18,760 No, man. I'm... No, man. I'm...
1464 01:09:20,270 01:09:22,270 Youngsters these days, huh? Youngsters these days, huh?
1465 01:09:22,270 01:09:23,270 You're not going to shoot him? You're not going to shoot him?
1466 01:09:23,270 01:09:24,270 No, man. All right, No, man. All right,
1467 01:09:24,270 01:09:25,270 Give it to me. Give it to me.
1468 01:09:26,770 01:09:27,770 Rookies. Rookies.
1469 01:09:27,770 01:09:29,270 Yeah, you want to get shit done, Yeah, you want to get shit done,
1470 01:09:29,270 01:09:31,280 You got to get it done yourself. You got to get it done yourself.
1471 01:09:32,280 01:09:33,280 Holy shit! Holy shit!
1472 01:09:35,280 01:09:37,780 Come on, breathe. Come on, breathe.
1473 01:09:37,780 01:09:39,780 Breathe. There you go. Breathe. There you go.
1474 01:09:42,790 01:09:44,290 Just let it go. Just let it go.
1475 01:09:45,290 01:09:46,790 Breathe, dog. Breathe, dog.
1476 01:09:55,800 01:09:57,470 Yeah, he's finished. Yeah, he's finished.
1477 01:09:57,970 01:09:58,470 Where's the stinger? Where's the stinger?
1478 01:09:58,970 01:09:59,970 It's right here. It's right here.
1479 01:10:03,980 01:10:05,480 All right, Jeff. All right, Jeff.
1480 01:10:05,480 01:10:06,980 You took fire coming through the door. You took fire coming through the door.
1481 01:10:06,980 01:10:09,480 I need some time off, but... I need some time off, but...
1482 01:10:09,480 01:10:11,480 OK, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, OK? OK, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, OK?
1483 01:10:11,480 01:10:12,480 Watch the shades. Watch the shades.
1484 01:10:12,480 01:10:13,490 All right. All right.
1485 01:10:13,990 01:10:14,990 OK. OK.
1486 01:10:17,490 01:10:18,990 All right, you ready? All right, you ready?
1487 01:10:18,990 01:10:20,990 Kiss me, baby. One... Kiss me, baby. One...
1488 01:10:20,990 01:10:21,990 Oh! Oh!
1489 01:10:21,990 01:10:24,000 Yeah? Yeah?
1490 01:10:24,000 01:10:25,000 You all right? You all right?
1491 01:10:25,000 01:10:26,000 Yeah. Yeah.
1492 01:10:26,000 01:10:28,500 I got to give you one more, though. I got to give you one more, though.
1493 01:10:28,500 01:10:29,500 Do it. Do it.
1494 01:10:29,500 01:10:32,000 Ah, fuck! Ah, fuck!
1495 01:10:32,000 01:10:34,510 All right, listen. It's not what you know, All right, listen. It's not what you know,
1496 01:10:34,510 01:10:36,510 It's what you can prove. OK, here's the scenario. It's what you can prove. OK, here's the scenario.
1497 01:10:37,010 01:10:38,510 Mark and Paul, you kicked the door. Mark and Paul, you kicked the door.
1498 01:10:39,010 01:10:40,510 Jeff's the first one through. Jeff's the first one through.
1499 01:10:40,510 01:10:43,010 Roger opens fire... Hits Jeff twice, right? Roger opens fire... Hits Jeff twice, right?
1500 01:10:43,010 01:10:44,020 Fuck. Fuck.
1501 01:10:46,020 01:10:47,020 What's the matter, one go through? What's the matter, one go through?
1502 01:10:47,020 01:10:48,520 Shit! Shit!
1503 01:10:48,520 01:10:50,020 Yeah, man. You shot him. Yeah, man. You shot him.
1504 01:10:50,020 01:10:51,020 You fucking shot me, man! You fucking shot me, man!
1505 01:10:51,020 01:10:52,020 All right, all right. All right, all right.
1506 01:10:52,020 01:10:53,020 You'll get a medal. Don't worry about it. You'll get a medal. Don't worry about it.
1507 01:10:53,020 01:10:54,530 Get me an ambulance! Get me an ambulance!
1508 01:10:54,530 01:10:55,530 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
1509 01:10:55,530 01:10:57,530 You want to go to jail or you want to go home? You want to go to jail or you want to go home?
1510 01:10:57,530 01:10:59,030 All right, here's the scenario, all right? All right, here's the scenario, all right?
1511 01:10:59,030 01:11:00,030 Let me quarterback this thing. Let me quarterback this thing.
1512 01:11:00,030 01:11:02,030 Mark, Paul, you kicked the door in. Mark, Paul, you kicked the door in.
1513 01:11:02,530 01:11:03,540 Jeff's the first one through. Jeff's the first one through.
1514 01:11:03,540 01:11:05,040 Roger opens fire... Bang, bang. Roger opens fire... Bang, bang.
1515 01:11:05,040 01:11:06,040 Hits Jeff twice. Hits Jeff twice.
1516 01:11:06,540 01:11:07,540 Our new guy, Hoyt, Our new guy, Hoyt,
1517 01:11:07,540 01:11:09,040 He's in second, He's in second,
1518 01:11:09,040 01:11:11,040 Drops Roger with some fine shotgun work. Drops Roger with some fine shotgun work.
1519 01:11:11,040 01:11:12,040 Who shot Roger? Who shot Roger?
1520 01:11:12,040 01:11:13,550 New guy... Came in spraying. New guy... Came in spraying.
1521 01:11:13,550 01:11:14,550 Paul? Boot shot him. Paul? Boot shot him.
1522 01:11:14,550 01:11:15,550 What did you guys see? What did you guys see?
1523 01:11:15,550 01:11:16,550 Hoyt blasted him. Hoyt blasted him.
1524 01:11:16,550 01:11:18,550 Yeah, fuck Hoyt, OK? Ambulance time. Yeah, fuck Hoyt, OK? Ambulance time.
1525 01:11:18,550 01:11:21,050 Done. Paul, call them up. Done. Paul, call them up.
1526 01:11:21,050 01:11:24,560 11-49-9-9-8. Shots fired. 11-49-9-9-8. Shots fired.
1527 01:11:24,560 01:11:27,060 Officer down. Repeat, officer down. Officer down. Repeat, officer down.
1528 01:11:27,060 01:11:29,560 5951 Baxter street. 5951 Baxter street.
1529 01:11:30,060 01:11:31,560 Congratulations, son. Congratulations, son.
1530 01:11:32,060 01:11:34,070 You're going to get a medal of valor for this. You're going to get a medal of valor for this.
1531 01:11:34,070 01:11:35,570 I didn't shoot him. I didn't shoot him.
1532 01:11:35,570 01:11:37,570 A roomful of cops said you did. A roomful of cops said you did.
1533 01:11:37,570 01:11:39,070 But I didn't. But I didn't.
1534 01:11:39,070 01:11:40,070 You did. You did.
1535 01:11:43,070 01:11:45,080 A Los Angeles police department A Los Angeles police department
1536 01:11:45,080 01:11:48,580 narcotics officer was killed today narcotics officer was killed today
1537 01:11:48,580 01:11:51,080 serving a high-risk warrant in echo park. serving a high-risk warrant in echo park.
1538 01:11:51,580 01:11:53,590 Give me the bitch. Give me the bitch.
1539 01:11:55,590 01:11:58,090 LAPD spokesperson LAPD spokesperson
1540 01:11:58,090 01:11:59,590 said the officer said the officer
1541 01:11:59,590 01:12:02,090 is survived... is survived...
1542 01:12:02,090 01:12:03,600 by his wife and infant child. by his wife and infant child.
1543 01:12:04,100 01:12:05,600 Shit gets deeper. Shit gets deeper.
1544 01:12:05,600 01:12:06,600 You get the picture? You get the picture?
1545 01:12:06,600 01:12:08,600 Yeah, I got the picture. Yeah, I got the picture.
1546 01:12:08,600 01:12:09,600 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
1547 01:12:09,600 01:12:11,100 That is the second time you pointed a gun at me! That is the second time you pointed a gun at me!
1548 01:12:11,100 01:12:12,600 There will not be a third. There will not be a third.
1549 01:12:12,600 01:12:14,110 God damn, boy! God damn, boy!
1550 01:12:14,110 01:12:15,610 That's what I'm talking about, Jake. That's what I'm talking about, Jake.
1551 01:12:16,110 01:12:18,610 My niggah. Are you all watching this? That's it. My niggah. Are you all watching this? That's it.
1552 01:12:18,610 01:12:21,110 It'd be my pleasure to put a hydra shock in that melon. It'd be my pleasure to put a hydra shock in that melon.
1553 01:12:21,110 01:12:22,110 Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1554 01:12:22,110 01:12:23,620 No, but I'm going to be cool. No, but I'm going to be cool.
1555 01:12:23,620 01:12:25,120 Now drop the fucking gun now! Now drop the fucking gun now!
1556 01:12:25,120 01:12:26,120 You want to shoot me, Paul, go ahead, You want to shoot me, Paul, go ahead,
1557 01:12:26,120 01:12:27,620 But I'm taking him with me. But I'm taking him with me.
1558 01:12:27,620 01:12:28,620 I'm going, Alonzo. I'm going, Alonzo.
1559 01:12:28,620 01:12:30,120 This motherfucker is a fed, man. This motherfucker is a fed, man.
1560 01:12:30,120 01:12:31,620 No, he is no fed. He's just a choir boy No, he is no fed. He's just a choir boy
1561 01:12:31,620 01:12:34,130 With a heart that got the drop on all you fools. With a heart that got the drop on all you fools.
1562 01:12:34,130 01:12:37,130 Listen, everybody just take a deep breath, Listen, everybody just take a deep breath,
1563 01:12:37,130 01:12:39,130 And just diffuse this thing. You hear me, Jake? And just diffuse this thing. You hear me, Jake?
1564 01:12:39,130 01:12:40,130 You can't pull this shit on me, man. You can't pull this shit on me, man.
1565 01:12:40,130 01:12:42,130 I didn't sign up for this. I didn't sign up for this.
1566 01:12:42,130 01:12:43,130 OK, OK. I know you're angry. OK, OK. I know you're angry.
1567 01:12:43,130 01:12:45,640 Everybody, just put your guns down. Everybody, just put your guns down.
1568 01:12:46,140 01:12:46,640 Hell, no. Hell, no.
1569 01:12:47,140 01:12:47,640 No, no, no, no... No, no, no, no...
1570 01:12:48,140 01:12:49,140 Choir boy first. Choir boy first.
1571 01:12:49,140 01:12:50,640 Hey, listen to me. Put the guns down! Hey, listen to me. Put the guns down!
1572 01:12:50,640 01:12:52,640 That's an order. Put them down! That's an order. Put them down!
1573 01:13:01,150 01:13:03,150 Use your ears and you hear me, Jake. Use your ears and you hear me, Jake.
1574 01:13:03,150 01:13:05,160 Sometime we got to take this shit all the way. Sometime we got to take this shit all the way.
1575 01:13:05,160 01:13:06,660 It's not like we do this every day, all right? It's not like we do this every day, all right?
1576 01:13:06,660 01:13:09,160 It's just the nature of the business. It's just the nature of the business.
1577 01:13:09,160 01:13:11,160 Now, no one will ever ask you again Now, no one will ever ask you again
1578 01:13:11,160 01:13:13,670 to pull the trigger if you don't want to, all right? to pull the trigger if you don't want to, all right?
1579 01:13:14,670 01:13:16,170 Hey, Mark, where are you transferring to? Hey, Mark, where are you transferring to?
1580 01:13:16,670 01:13:17,170 S.I.S. S.I.S.
1581 01:13:17,670 01:13:19,670 S.I.S. Detective. S.I.S. Detective.
1582 01:13:19,670 01:13:21,670 You give me 18 months, You give me 18 months,
1583 01:13:21,670 01:13:24,180 I give you a career. I give you a career.
1584 01:13:24,180 01:13:25,680 We make the big seizures, Jake. We make the big seizures, Jake.
1585 01:13:25,680 01:13:26,680 We make the big arrests. We make the big arrests.
1586 01:13:27,180 01:13:28,180 But if you're in my unit, But if you're in my unit,
1587 01:13:28,180 01:13:29,180 You got to be in it all the way You got to be in it all the way
1588 01:13:29,180 01:13:31,180 or not at all, you understand me? or not at all, you understand me?
1589 01:13:31,680 01:13:32,680 I mean, I thought you were man enough I mean, I thought you were man enough
1590 01:13:32,680 01:13:34,690 to handle this shit. I guess I was wrong. to handle this shit. I guess I was wrong.
1591 01:13:34,690 01:13:36,690 5 proven, decorated officers 5 proven, decorated officers
1592 01:13:36,690 01:13:38,690 Says that you're the shooter, OK? Says that you're the shooter, OK?
1593 01:13:39,190 01:13:40,690 The investigators are going to want to pull... The investigators are going to want to pull...
1594 01:13:40,690 01:13:43,190 a tube of your blood to check for intoxicants. a tube of your blood to check for intoxicants.
1595 01:13:43,190 01:13:45,200 What are they going to find, Jake? Do the math. What are they going to find, Jake? Do the math.
1596 01:13:45,200 01:13:47,700 You been smoking P.C.P. all day, haven't you? You been smoking P.C.P. all day, haven't you?
1597 01:13:48,200 01:13:49,200 Huh? Remember? Huh? Remember?
1598 01:13:49,200 01:13:50,200 You've been planning this all day. You've been planning this all day.
1599 01:13:50,200 01:13:52,700 I've been planning it all week, son. I've been planning it all week, son.
1600 01:13:52,700 01:13:55,210 You talk that crazy shit, I'll make sure your blood You talk that crazy shit, I'll make sure your blood
1601 01:13:55,710 01:13:56,710 gets to the lab. gets to the lab.
1602 01:13:57,210 01:13:58,710 You want to walk your little baby nuts around the block, You want to walk your little baby nuts around the block,
1603 01:13:58,710 01:14:00,210 you won't make it to the corner, you won't make it to the corner,
1604 01:14:00,210 01:14:02,710 but if you're cool... if you're cool... but if you're cool... if you're cool...
1605 01:14:02,710 01:14:04,220 you're a hero. you're a hero.
1606 01:14:04,220 01:14:06,720 You're a virgin shooter above suspicion. You're a virgin shooter above suspicion.
1607 01:14:06,720 01:14:07,720 Alonzo, there's 2 shots left Alonzo, there's 2 shots left
1608 01:14:07,720 01:14:08,720 in that other stinger. in that other stinger.
1609 01:14:08,720 01:14:11,220 We need to just kill your boy right now, We need to just kill your boy right now,
1610 01:14:11,220 01:14:13,220 And say Roger got him coming through the door. And say Roger got him coming through the door.
1611 01:14:14,730 01:14:17,230 No, we are killing nobody. No, we are killing nobody.
1612 01:14:17,230 01:14:18,730 This is a good man right here. This is a good man right here.
1613 01:14:18,730 01:14:20,730 He's got the magic eye. I can feel it. He's got the magic eye. I can feel it.
1614 01:14:20,730 01:14:22,730 Just had a little freak out, that's all. Just had a little freak out, that's all.
1615 01:14:22,730 01:14:24,740 We all been there. We all been there.
1616 01:14:24,740 01:14:27,240 No, I say he's cool. No, I say he's cool.
1617 01:14:27,240 01:14:30,240 And I say nobody is going to hurt him. And I say nobody is going to hurt him.
1618 01:14:30,240 01:14:32,740 But you do have a decision to make, Jake. But you do have a decision to make, Jake.
1619 01:14:32,740 01:14:33,750 Because in about 10 seconds, Because in about 10 seconds,
1620 01:14:34,250 01:14:37,250 This place is going to be overrun with blue suits. This place is going to be overrun with blue suits.
1621 01:14:37,250 01:14:39,750 So why don't you please go outside, So why don't you please go outside,
1622 01:14:39,750 01:14:42,750 clear your head... clear your head...
1623 01:14:42,750 01:14:45,260 Or shoot me. Or shoot me.
1624 01:14:58,770 01:14:59,770 Hey, Paul. Hey, Paul.
1625 01:15:04,780 01:15:06,280 You're dead, motherfucker! You're dead, motherfucker!
1626 01:15:06,780 01:15:08,280 You hear me? You're fucking dead! You hear me? You're fucking dead!
1627 01:16:19,480 01:16:21,980 Yeah. Yeah.
1628 01:16:23,480 01:16:27,980 Ha, that's right. Well, lay off that rice. Ha, that's right. Well, lay off that rice.
1629 01:16:27,980 01:16:29,490 All right. All right.
1630 01:16:31,490 01:16:34,490 Yeah, just make sure that bathtub is clean, homey. Yeah, just make sure that bathtub is clean, homey.
1631 01:16:34,490 01:16:36,490 All right? All right?
1632 01:16:39,040 01:16:41,000 All right. Later. All right. Later.
1633 01:16:45,500 01:16:46,500 You all right? You all right?
1634 01:16:53,510 01:16:55,010 It behooves you not to dick around It behooves you not to dick around
1635 01:16:55,010 01:16:57,510 on this one. on this one.
1636 01:16:57,510 01:17:01,020 Justifiable homicide in the line of duty, OK? Justifiable homicide in the line of duty, OK?
1637 01:17:01,020 01:17:02,060 Now what happened... Now what happened...
1638 01:17:02,060 01:17:04,060 What happened was murder... What happened was murder...
1639 01:17:04,060 01:17:05,020 And armed robbery. And armed robbery.
1640 01:17:06,520 01:17:09,030 Oh, wait. We... We had badges, so it's different? Oh, wait. We... We had badges, so it's different?
1641 01:17:09,030 01:17:12,030 Oh, son, open your eyes. Can't you see? Huh? Oh, son, open your eyes. Can't you see? Huh?
1642 01:17:12,030 01:17:14,030 That man was your friend, That man was your friend,
1643 01:17:14,030 01:17:16,070 And you killed him like a fly. And you killed him like a fly.
1644 01:17:16,070 01:17:17,080 Come on. My friend, huh? Come on. My friend, huh?
1645 01:17:17,080 01:17:18,030 Yeah. Tell me why. Yeah. Tell me why.
1646 01:17:18,030 01:17:22,040 Because he knows my first name? Because he knows my first name?
1647 01:17:22,040 01:17:24,040 Son, this is the game. I'm playing his ass. Son, this is the game. I'm playing his ass.
1648 01:17:24,040 01:17:27,540 That's my job. That's your job. That's my job. That's your job.
1649 01:17:27,540 01:17:30,050 Roger sold dope to kids. Roger sold dope to kids.
1650 01:17:30,050 01:17:32,550 The world is a better place without him. The world is a better place without him.
1651 01:17:33,050 01:17:37,050 Hey, this man was the biggest major violator Hey, this man was the biggest major violator
1652 01:17:37,050 01:17:39,060 in Los Angeles. in Los Angeles.
1653 01:17:39,060 01:17:41,100 I watched that cocksucker operate with impunity I watched that cocksucker operate with impunity
1654 01:17:41,100 01:17:43,560 For over 10 years, and now I got him. For over 10 years, and now I got him.
1655 01:17:43,560 01:17:45,560 This shit is chess. It isn't checkers. This shit is chess. It isn't checkers.
1656 01:17:53,610 01:17:54,610 What you think we going to do? What you think we going to do?
1657 01:17:54,610 01:17:57,070 We going to... We going to roll up in a black-and-white, huh? We going to... We going to roll up in a black-and-white, huh?
1658 01:17:57,070 01:18:00,080 Slap the cuffs on him. "You're under arrest." Slap the cuffs on him. "You're under arrest."
1659 01:18:00,080 01:18:02,080 That's a high roller, dog. That's a high roller, dog.
1660 01:18:05,080 01:18:06,620 Take the money. Take the money.
1661 01:18:06,620 01:18:08,080 Hey, man, I already told you, I'm not going to take that. Hey, man, I already told you, I'm not going to take that.
1662 01:18:08,080 01:18:09,090 I'm not going to take that. I'm not going to take that.
1663 01:18:09,090 01:18:11,090 OK, don't. Just burn it, barbecue it, OK, don't. Just burn it, barbecue it,
1664 01:18:11,090 01:18:12,090 Fish fry it. I don't give a fuck, Fish fry it. I don't give a fuck,
1665 01:18:12,590 01:18:14,090 But the boys will feel better about it. But the boys will feel better about it.
1666 01:18:14,090 01:18:15,090 Fuck their feelings. Fuck their feelings.
1667 01:18:15,590 01:18:17,140 Jake, you're not making them feel like Jake, you're not making them feel like
1668 01:18:17,140 01:18:18,640 you're part of the team. you're part of the team.
1669 01:18:18,640 01:18:20,100 The team? The team?
1670 01:18:20,100 01:18:22,100 You guys are fucking insane. You guys are fucking insane.
1671 01:18:22,100 01:18:24,600 All right. I'll go back to the valley. All right. I'll go back to the valley.
1672 01:18:24,600 01:18:27,600 I'll cut parking tickets, you know? I'll cut parking tickets, you know?
1673 01:18:27,600 01:18:29,110 God. God.
1674 01:18:31,150 01:18:33,110 It... It can't be like this. It... It can't be like this.
1675 01:18:33,110 01:18:34,110 It is this way, man. It is this way, man.
1676 01:18:34,110 01:18:36,110 I'm sorry I exposed you to it, but it is. I'm sorry I exposed you to it, but it is.
1677 01:18:36,110 01:18:39,120 It's ugly, but it's necessary. It's ugly, but it's necessary.
1678 01:18:39,120 01:18:41,620 I became a cop to put away drug dealers, I became a cop to put away drug dealers,
1679 01:18:41,620 01:18:44,160 the poisoners, the criminals, not to be one. the poisoners, the criminals, not to be one.
1680 01:18:44,160 01:18:46,120 You sound just like me, You sound just like me,
1681 01:18:46,620 01:18:47,620 and I know what you're going through. and I know what you're going through.
1682 01:18:47,620 01:18:49,130 I know what you're feeling. I know what you're feeling.
1683 01:18:49,130 01:18:50,130 You're scared. You're scared.
1684 01:18:50,130 01:18:51,130 I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
1685 01:18:51,130 01:18:52,130 Yes, you are. You're terrified. Yes, you are. You're terrified.
1686 01:18:52,630 01:18:54,130 Everybody goes through that the first time. Everybody goes through that the first time.
1687 01:18:54,130 01:18:55,670 I went through it. I went through it.
1688 01:18:55,670 01:19:00,640 The sooner you can match what's in your head The sooner you can match what's in your head
1689 01:19:00,640 01:19:03,140 With what's going on in the real world, With what's going on in the real world,
1690 01:19:03,140 01:19:06,140 The better you're going to feel. The better you're going to feel.
1691 01:19:06,140 01:19:08,190 In this business, In this business,
1692 01:19:08,190 01:19:10,150 you got to have a little dirt on you you got to have a little dirt on you
1693 01:19:10,150 01:19:12,150 For anybody to trust you, For anybody to trust you,
1694 01:19:12,150 01:19:15,150 and when all this is behind you, and when all this is behind you,
1695 01:19:15,150 01:19:16,150 there's going to be a whole other world there's going to be a whole other world
1696 01:19:16,650 01:19:19,160 that opens up for you. that opens up for you.
1697 01:19:19,160 01:19:22,200 I walk a higher path, son. I walk a higher path, son.
1698 01:19:22,200 01:19:25,160 I can give you the keys to all the doors. I can give you the keys to all the doors.
1699 01:19:25,660 01:19:28,160 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
1700 01:19:28,670 01:19:31,670 My guys are pretty good, but they're not leaders. My guys are pretty good, but they're not leaders.
1701 01:19:31,670 01:19:32,670 They're clowns. You're a leader. They're clowns. You're a leader.
1702 01:19:33,210 01:19:34,710 You want my job? You got it. You want my job? You got it.
1703 01:19:34,710 01:19:36,170 You want to lock up poisoners? You want to lock up poisoners?
1704 01:19:36,670 01:19:38,170 This is the best place to do it. This is the best place to do it.
1705 01:19:40,680 01:19:43,180 But you got to just, you know, take your time. But you got to just, you know, take your time.
1706 01:19:43,180 01:19:45,180 You make detective. You play the game. You make detective. You play the game.
1707 01:19:45,180 01:19:49,190 You grow wise, and then you can change things, You grow wise, and then you can change things,
1708 01:19:49,690 01:19:52,690 But you got to change them from the inside, son. But you got to change them from the inside, son.
1709 01:19:55,190 01:19:57,690 Let's go downtown to the station. Let's go downtown to the station.
1710 01:19:57,690 01:20:00,200 You talk to my guy Stan, You talk to my guy Stan,
1711 01:20:00,200 01:20:01,700 and he'll walk you through and he'll walk you through
1712 01:20:01,700 01:20:04,700 what you got to say to the DA guys, OK? what you got to say to the DA guys, OK?
1713 01:20:12,710 01:20:14,210 OK. OK.
1714 01:20:54,630 01:20:56,630 What the hell we doing now? What the hell we doing now?
1715 01:20:56,630 01:20:58,130 An informant of mine is up in chino. An informant of mine is up in chino.
1716 01:20:58,630 01:21:01,130 I promised I'd take care of his family for him. I promised I'd take care of his family for him.
1717 01:21:05,140 01:21:07,140 I bring them some food, you know, stuff like that. I bring them some food, you know, stuff like that.
1718 01:21:07,640 01:21:10,140 Got to help out the family. Got to help out the family.
1719 01:21:11,140 01:21:12,140 Believe it or not, Believe it or not,
1720 01:21:12,140 01:21:15,150 I do try to do some good in the community. I do try to do some good in the community.
1721 01:21:15,650 01:21:16,650 It was, like, right there, right? It was, like, right there, right?
1722 01:21:16,650 01:21:18,650 Just right there. Just right there.
1723 01:21:19,150 01:21:19,650 What's up, dog? What's up, dog?
1724 01:21:20,150 01:21:21,150 You know where you're at, fool? You know where you're at, fool?
1725 01:21:26,660 01:21:28,660 What the fuck you looking at? What the fuck you looking at?
1726 01:21:31,160 01:21:33,160 All right. All right.
1727 01:21:37,170 01:21:39,170 What's up, punk? What's up, punk?
1728 01:22:05,200 01:22:06,700 Hey, we got some things for the family. Hey, we got some things for the family.
1729 01:22:21,210 01:22:23,720 Kitchen's this way. Kitchen's this way.
1730 01:22:23,720 01:22:24,720 We're on every day. We're on every day.
1731 01:22:24,720 01:22:25,720 Every day? Every day?
1732 01:22:25,720 01:22:27,720 OK, tell us a little bit about that touring thing OK, tell us a little bit about that touring thing
1733 01:22:27,720 01:22:30,720 With divas of dance 2000. That sounds exciting. With divas of dance 2000. That sounds exciting.
1734 01:22:30,720 01:22:31,720 Put the shit on the counter. Put the shit on the counter.
1735 01:22:31,720 01:22:33,220 Where's the head? Where's the head?
1736 01:22:33,730 01:22:34,730 Right through. Right through.
1737 01:22:39,730 01:22:40,730 So you're happy? So you're happy?
1738 01:22:40,730 01:22:41,730 Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
1739 01:22:42,230 01:22:43,230 Now for example... Now for example...
1740 01:22:43,230 01:22:44,740 I'm going to go to the head, OK? I'm going to go to the head, OK?
1741 01:22:44,740 01:22:46,740 I'm going to be 2 seconds. We rolling. I'm going to be 2 seconds. We rolling.
1742 01:22:47,740 01:22:49,240 Hey, that's nice, homes. Hey, that's nice, homes.
1743 01:22:49,740 01:22:51,240 Let me get the CD player, eh? Let me get the CD player, eh?
1744 01:22:51,240 01:22:53,750 You get the blender. CD player's mine. You get the blender. CD player's mine.
1745 01:22:53,750 01:22:57,750 Dreamer, get your ass in here! Dreamer, get your ass in here!
1746 01:22:57,750 01:23:00,750 Count that shit in the bedroom, huh? Count that shit in the bedroom, huh?
1747 01:23:00,750 01:23:03,760 Thanks a lot, eh. I was doing stuff, you know? Thanks a lot, eh. I was doing stuff, you know?
1748 01:23:03,760 01:23:06,760 Better learn how to count, fucking math whiz. Better learn how to count, fucking math whiz.
1749 01:23:07,760 01:23:09,260 Yeah. Yeah.
1750 01:23:09,760 01:23:10,760 You looked at them. You looked at them.
1751 01:23:10,760 01:23:11,760 No, I didn't. Now what? No, I didn't. Now what?
1752 01:23:12,260 01:23:14,270 You calling me a fucking cheater, este, or what? You calling me a fucking cheater, este, or what?
1753 01:23:14,270 01:23:16,270 Deal again, huh, sniper. Deal again, huh, sniper.
1754 01:23:16,270 01:23:17,270 Dama. Dama.
1755 01:23:19,270 01:23:20,770 You play cards, cop? You play cards, cop?
1756 01:23:21,270 01:23:23,270 Uh, nah, not really. Uh, nah, not really.
1757 01:23:23,270 01:23:24,280 Hey, you want a beer, homes? Hey, you want a beer, homes?
1758 01:23:24,780 01:23:26,280 Something to drink? Have a cold one. Something to drink? Have a cold one.
1759 01:23:26,280 01:23:28,280 Eh, no, thanks. I'm good. Eh, no, thanks. I'm good.
1760 01:23:28,280 01:23:30,780 Come on, sit down, eh, Come on, sit down, eh,
1761 01:23:30,780 01:23:32,780 Play a card game with us. Play a card game with us.
1762 01:23:32,780 01:23:34,290 Don't be rude, este. Don't be rude, este.
1763 01:23:34,290 01:23:35,790 You're the invited guest. You're the invited guest.
1764 01:23:35,790 01:23:36,790 Why don't you sit down and play one hand? Why don't you sit down and play one hand?
1765 01:23:36,790 01:23:37,790 There you go. There you go.
1766 01:23:38,290 01:23:39,290 Don't sweat it, judo. Don't sweat it, judo.
1767 01:23:39,290 01:23:40,790 We aren't playing for money. We aren't playing for money.
1768 01:23:40,790 01:23:43,290 Nah. It's just we got to roll in a second. Nah. It's just we got to roll in a second.
1769 01:23:43,290 01:23:46,800 Alonzo's taking a shit. Go ahead. Take a seat. Alonzo's taking a shit. Go ahead. Take a seat.
1770 01:23:47,300 01:23:51,800 All right, I'll play one hand. All right, I'll play one hand.
1771 01:23:51,800 01:23:54,310 What do you guys got going on here, 5 card draw? What do you guys got going on here, 5 card draw?
1772 01:23:54,310 01:23:56,310 Yeah, jokers are wild. Yeah, jokers are wild.
1773 01:23:56,310 01:23:57,810 Jokers wild. Jokers wild.
1774 01:23:57,810 01:24:00,810 Hey, so, um, why don't you tell us something, homes. Hey, so, um, why don't you tell us something, homes.
1775 01:24:00,810 01:24:02,810 How long you been a pig? How long you been a pig?
1776 01:24:04,320 01:24:05,820 I'm... My bad, my bad. I'm... My bad, my bad.
1777 01:24:05,820 01:24:08,820 I meant... I meant... I meant a police officer. I meant... I meant... I meant a police officer.
1778 01:24:08,820 01:24:09,820 That's what I meant. That's what I meant.
1779 01:24:09,820 01:24:11,320 I been a pig for 19 months. I been a pig for 19 months.
1780 01:24:11,320 01:24:12,320 Is that right? Is that right?
1781 01:24:12,320 01:24:13,320 That's right. That's right.
1782 01:24:13,320 01:24:14,330 And you like it or what? And you like it or what?
1783 01:24:14,330 01:24:15,330 I should have been a fireman. I should have been a fireman.
1784 01:24:15,330 01:24:17,330 I need one more. I need one more.
1785 01:24:20,330 01:24:21,830 What you got, dog? What you got, dog?
1786 01:24:21,830 01:24:23,330 3 of a kind, 3 jacks. 3 of a kind, 3 jacks.
1787 01:24:23,330 01:24:25,840 Ahh, chingo. Didn't get shit. Ahh, chingo. Didn't get shit.
1788 01:24:26,340 01:24:28,340 Pujo, baby! Whoo! Pujo, baby! Whoo!
1789 01:24:28,340 01:24:29,840 2 pair! 2 pair!
1790 01:24:29,840 01:24:33,850 2 pair! 2 pair!
1791 01:24:34,350 01:24:36,850 What the fuck are you doing, sniper? What the fuck are you doing, sniper?
1792 01:24:36,850 01:24:38,350 Porca won. Porca won.
1793 01:24:38,350 01:24:41,850 Smiley, homes, I got 2 pair, eh! Smiley, homes, I got 2 pair, eh!
1794 01:24:41,850 01:24:43,350 3 of a kind beats 2 pair, 3 of a kind beats 2 pair,
1795 01:24:43,860 01:24:45,860 You fucking dumb truck. You fucking dumb truck.
1796 01:24:45,860 01:24:46,860 Serio? Serio?
1797 01:24:47,360 01:24:48,360 Serios, este. Serios, este.
1798 01:24:48,360 01:24:49,860 Hey, you're fucking stupid, este. Hey, you're fucking stupid, este.
1799 01:24:49,860 01:24:50,860 Why don't you take your medication Why don't you take your medication
1800 01:24:50,860 01:24:52,860 or something, homes. Seriously, eh. or something, homes. Seriously, eh.
1801 01:24:52,860 01:24:54,370 I know I'm number one. I know I'm number one.
1802 01:24:54,870 01:24:55,870 See why we don't play for money, homes? See why we don't play for money, homes?
1803 01:24:55,870 01:24:56,870 Because of this vato, eh. Because of this vato, eh.
1804 01:24:58,870 01:25:00,870 Hey, that's nice, eh. Let me see your Cohete there. Hey, that's nice, eh. Let me see your Cohete there.
1805 01:25:00,870 01:25:01,870 What? What?
1806 01:25:02,370 01:25:03,880 Your gun, homes, underneath your shirt. Your gun, homes, underneath your shirt.
1807 01:25:04,380 01:25:04,880 Let him see it. Let him see it.
1808 01:25:05,380 01:25:06,380 No, that's all right, man. No, that's all right, man.
1809 01:25:06,380 01:25:07,880 Come on, man. What is it, like, a .380 stainless? Come on, man. What is it, like, a .380 stainless?
1810 01:25:08,380 01:25:09,880 9 millimeter Beretta. 9 millimeter Beretta.
1811 01:25:09,880 01:25:11,880 Like... Like this one here? Like... Like this one here?
1812 01:25:13,380 01:25:14,390 Just like that one. Just like that one.
1813 01:25:14,390 01:25:15,390 Is that right? Is that right?
1814 01:25:15,390 01:25:18,890 But see, here's where the problem comes into play. But see, here's where the problem comes into play.
1815 01:25:18,890 01:25:22,390 I seen this one. I want to see yours. I seen this one. I want to see yours.
1816 01:25:23,390 01:25:25,900 Come on, este. I am going to shoot nobody. Come on, este. I am going to shoot nobody.
1817 01:25:25,900 01:25:27,900 Ha ha, qu� no. Ha ha, qu� no.
1818 01:25:27,900 01:25:29,400 Come on, homes. Come on, homes.
1819 01:25:29,400 01:25:31,400 Let me check it out, eh? Let me check it out, eh?
1820 01:25:34,410 01:25:35,910 Qu� no. Qu� no.
1821 01:25:40,910 01:25:42,410 Whoo! Damn! Whoo! Damn!
1822 01:25:42,910 01:25:43,920 You learn that in the academy or what? You learn that in the academy or what?
1823 01:25:43,920 01:25:44,920 Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
1824 01:25:44,920 01:25:45,920 It's a neat little trick. It's a neat little trick.
1825 01:25:45,920 01:25:48,420 This is nice, homes. Nice right here. This is nice, homes. Nice right here.
1826 01:25:48,920 01:25:51,420 Fuck vato up with this, huh, qu� no? Fuck vato up with this, huh, qu� no?
1827 01:25:51,420 01:25:53,930 Hell, yeah, homes. Hell, yeah, homes.
1828 01:25:53,930 01:25:55,430 You know what you do is you aim... You know what you do is you aim...
1829 01:25:55,930 01:25:57,430 Kind of like that. Kind of like that.
1830 01:25:57,430 01:25:59,930 Ahh, ha ha! Ahh, ha ha!
1831 01:26:01,930 01:26:02,930 I just playing with you, dog. I just playing with you, dog.
1832 01:26:02,930 01:26:04,440 Yeah, right. I got to go. Yeah, right. I got to go.
1833 01:26:04,440 01:26:05,940 Yo, Alonzo! Yo, Alonzo!
1834 01:26:05,940 01:26:06,940 Let me see that. Let me see that.
1835 01:26:06,940 01:26:08,940 Kick back and party, eh? Kick back and party, eh?
1836 01:26:08,940 01:26:11,440 There is nothing out there for you. There is nothing out there for you.
1837 01:26:11,940 01:26:13,450 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
1838 01:26:17,450 01:26:18,950 Hey, white boy... Hey, white boy...
1839 01:26:18,950 01:26:20,450 You ask me, homes... You ask me, homes...
1840 01:26:20,450 01:26:23,460 But that's just, of course, if you ask... But that's just, of course, if you ask...
1841 01:26:23,460 01:26:25,460 I think Alonzo played you for a fool, este. I think Alonzo played you for a fool, este.
1842 01:26:25,460 01:26:28,460 Big time, homes. Big time, homes.
1843 01:26:28,460 01:26:31,960 Wait, where you going? Where you going? Huh? Wait, where you going? Where you going? Huh?
1844 01:26:32,460 01:26:33,970 It's your deal. It's your deal.
1845 01:26:43,980 01:26:45,980 It's all there. It's all there.
1846 01:26:46,980 01:26:47,980 Sure? Sure?
1847 01:26:47,980 01:26:50,480 If you don't believe me, you can count it yourself. If you don't believe me, you can count it yourself.
1848 01:26:55,490 01:26:58,490 Alonzo pulled off a miracle, eh? Alonzo pulled off a miracle, eh?
1849 01:26:58,990 01:26:59,990 Times are tight. Times are tight.
1850 01:26:59,990 01:27:01,990 Scared up a lot of cash. Scared up a lot of cash.
1851 01:27:01,990 01:27:04,000 Who did he jack, homes? Who did he jack, homes?
1852 01:27:04,500 01:27:06,000 I don't know. I don't know.
1853 01:27:09,500 01:27:11,000 He jacked Roger. He jacked Roger.
1854 01:27:11,000 01:27:13,510 Blasted the fool, huh? Blasted the fool, huh?
1855 01:27:14,010 01:27:16,510 Alonzo, homes, I think he's a low-down, dirty, Alonzo, homes, I think he's a low-down, dirty,
1856 01:27:16,510 01:27:20,010 ruthless vato, eh, but I like that, homes. ruthless vato, eh, but I like that, homes.
1857 01:27:20,010 01:27:21,010 I like that. I like that.
1858 01:27:21,510 01:27:25,020 No, that's why I never shake his hand, homes. No, that's why I never shake his hand, homes.
1859 01:27:25,020 01:27:27,520 He don't respect nada. He don't respect nada.
1860 01:27:27,520 01:27:29,020 You know what the money's for? You know what the money's for?
1861 01:27:30,520 01:27:34,030 Alonzo, he's a hothead. Alonzo, he's a hothead.
1862 01:27:34,030 01:27:35,530 Last week in Vegas, Last week in Vegas,
1863 01:27:35,530 01:27:37,530 Some Russian starts talking shit, Some Russian starts talking shit,
1864 01:27:37,530 01:27:40,530 And Alonzo, he just snapped. And Alonzo, he just snapped.
1865 01:27:40,530 01:27:43,030 Beat his ass to death. Beat his ass to death.
1866 01:27:43,030 01:27:45,040 Well, turns out that Russian... Well, turns out that Russian...
1867 01:27:45,540 01:27:47,040 He's a somebody. He's a somebody.
1868 01:27:47,040 01:27:49,540 Now, Alonzo... Now, Alonzo...
1869 01:27:49,540 01:27:52,040 He's into the Russians for a million. He's into the Russians for a million.
1870 01:27:52,040 01:27:54,550 How do you know that? How do you know that?
1871 01:27:58,550 01:28:01,050 They gave Alonzo till tonight to pay up, They gave Alonzo till tonight to pay up,
1872 01:28:01,050 01:28:04,060 But his name's still on their list, huh? But his name's still on their list, huh?
1873 01:28:04,060 01:28:07,060 Nobody thought he could get cash that big. Nobody thought he could get cash that big.
1874 01:28:07,060 01:28:09,560 Good thing he got his blood money, Good thing he got his blood money,
1875 01:28:10,060 01:28:11,560 because there's a crew on standby. because there's a crew on standby.
1876 01:28:12,060 01:28:15,570 If he don't turn up downtown with the cash If he don't turn up downtown with the cash
1877 01:28:15,570 01:28:18,070 By midnight, and not a minute after... By midnight, and not a minute after...
1878 01:28:18,070 01:28:20,070 Whew, your vato... Whew, your vato...
1879 01:28:20,570 01:28:22,070 He's dead. He's dead.
1880 01:28:22,070 01:28:25,080 Hey, pig, you ever had your shit pushed in? Hey, pig, you ever had your shit pushed in?
1881 01:28:25,080 01:28:27,580 Your shit pushed in? Your shit pushed in?
1882 01:28:27,580 01:28:28,580 Simple question. Simple question.
1883 01:28:29,080 01:28:30,080 Nah? No. Nah? No.
1884 01:28:30,580 01:28:32,080 I had my shit pushed in. I had my shit pushed in.
1885 01:28:32,080 01:28:37,590 Yeah, man, I had my shit pushed in, bro... Yeah, man, I had my shit pushed in, bro...
1886 01:28:37,590 01:28:38,590 Big time! Big time!
1887 01:28:40,590 01:28:41,590 Smiley? Smiley?
1888 01:28:41,590 01:28:47,100 Sure, I'm always getting love from the homeys. Sure, I'm always getting love from the homeys.
1889 01:28:50,600 01:28:52,100 Hit them! Hit them!
1890 01:28:55,610 01:28:58,610 Damn, you guys fucked him up, eh? Damn, you guys fucked him up, eh?
1891 01:28:58,610 01:29:00,610 Get the girls next door. Get the girls next door.
1892 01:29:00,610 01:29:02,610 Dreamer, get the fuck out of here! Dreamer, get the fuck out of here!
1893 01:29:03,620 01:29:05,120 Oh! Oh!
1894 01:29:05,120 01:29:06,620 You fucked up. You fucked up.
1895 01:29:06,620 01:29:09,620 You're under arrest, bitch... You're under arrest, bitch...
1896 01:29:09,620 01:29:11,620 For being a judo, cop, For being a judo, cop,
1897 01:29:11,620 01:29:13,120 and dogging me in the mouth and dogging me in the mouth
1898 01:29:13,120 01:29:15,130 in my own pad. in my own pad.
1899 01:29:15,130 01:29:17,130 You got the right to be bitch-slapped, You got the right to be bitch-slapped,
1900 01:29:17,630 01:29:19,130 You little motherfucker! You little motherfucker!
1901 01:29:19,130 01:29:20,130 Aah! Aah!
1902 01:29:22,130 01:29:24,140 Drag his ass in the tub. Drag his ass in the tub.
1903 01:29:24,140 01:29:25,640 Motherfucker! Motherfucker!
1904 01:29:27,430 01:29:28,930 Come on, raid his ass! Come on, raid his ass!
1905 01:29:28,930 01:29:30,930 Ahh, shit! Ahh, shit!
1906 01:29:30,930 01:29:32,440 God! God!
1907 01:29:32,440 01:29:33,940 Aah! Aah!
1908 01:29:33,940 01:29:36,440 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
1909 01:29:42,450 01:29:44,450 Aah! Aah! Help! Aah! Aah! Help!
1910 01:29:44,450 01:29:46,950 Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
1911 01:29:46,950 01:29:50,500 Aah. Aah. Shit. Aah. Aah. Shit.
1912 01:29:52,460 01:29:53,960 Aah! Do it, eh? Aah! Do it, eh?
1913 01:29:53,960 01:29:55,960 Close the door. It's going to be loud. Close the door. It's going to be loud.
1914 01:29:58,960 01:30:00,960 Hey, smiley. Back up, este out of. Hey, smiley. Back up, este out of.
1915 01:30:00,960 01:30:02,010 Let me get his money first, OK? Let me get his money first, OK?
1916 01:30:02,010 01:30:03,510 Hold off, este. Hold off, este.
1917 01:30:03,510 01:30:05,470 Come on. Hurry up. Come on. Hurry up.
1918 01:30:11,470 01:30:13,480 Hey, smiley. You going to trip out, homes. Hey, smiley. You going to trip out, homes.
1919 01:30:13,480 01:30:16,020 Is that your little cousin or what, eh? Is that your little cousin or what, eh?
1920 01:30:23,490 01:30:23,990 Where would you get this? Where would you get this?
1921 01:30:24,490 01:30:25,490 Oh, fuck! I found it! Oh, fuck! I found it!
1922 01:30:25,990 01:30:26,490 Alonzo give it to you? Alonzo give it to you?
1923 01:30:27,030 01:30:28,530 I found it! I found it!
1924 01:30:28,530 01:30:29,530 Where? Where?
1925 01:30:29,530 01:30:31,490 I found it in MacArthur park! I found it in MacArthur park!
1926 01:30:31,490 01:30:32,500 Where? Where?
1927 01:30:32,500 01:30:33,500 MacArthur park. MacArthur park.
1928 01:30:35,000 01:30:37,000 No, homes. No, homes.
1929 01:30:37,000 01:30:38,500 You fucked up. You fucked up.
1930 01:30:38,500 01:30:39,540 Hey, wait up, este out of. I can't even see, homes. Hey, wait up, este out of. I can't even see, homes.
1931 01:30:39,540 01:30:41,050 Aah! Please! Aah! Please!
1932 01:30:41,050 01:30:42,050 Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
1933 01:30:42,510 01:30:43,510 If you're religious, If you're religious,
1934 01:30:43,510 01:30:45,010 go ahead and get in your last prayer. go ahead and get in your last prayer.
1935 01:30:45,010 01:30:46,510 Listen to me, man. Listen to me. Listen to me, man. Listen to me.
1936 01:30:46,510 01:30:48,010 That girl was being raped, all right? That girl was being raped, all right?
1937 01:30:48,010 01:30:50,010 I saw these 2 fucking drug addicts I saw these 2 fucking drug addicts
1938 01:30:50,510 01:30:52,520 Attacking her, and I stopped them, man! Attacking her, and I stopped them, man!
1939 01:30:52,520 01:30:53,560 What? What?
1940 01:30:53,560 01:30:55,020 I swear to god! I stopped them! I swear to god! I stopped them!
1941 01:30:55,020 01:30:56,020 You're lying to me. You're lying to me.
1942 01:30:56,020 01:30:57,020 I'm not lying! I'm not lying!
1943 01:30:57,020 01:30:58,020 You're lying to me! You're lying to me!
1944 01:30:58,020 01:30:59,520 I swear to god! I swear to god!
1945 01:30:59,520 01:31:01,520 She was being raped! All right, She was being raped! All right,
1946 01:31:01,520 01:31:04,030 and I stopped them! Oh, please, man! and I stopped them! Oh, please, man!
1947 01:31:04,030 01:31:05,030 I got a little kid. I got a little kid.
1948 01:31:05,030 01:31:06,030 Shut the fuck up, faggot! Shut the fuck up, faggot!
1949 01:31:06,030 01:31:08,030 Blast his ass, homes. Blast his ass, homes.
1950 01:31:08,530 01:31:11,030 I have a little girl! I have a little girl!
1951 01:31:12,540 01:31:13,540 Do it, eh. Do it, eh.
1952 01:31:15,040 01:31:17,540 I'm going to get to the bottom of your bullshit. I'm going to get to the bottom of your bullshit.
1953 01:31:17,540 01:31:19,540 She's my cousin, homes. She's a civilian. She's my cousin, homes. She's a civilian.
1954 01:31:19,540 01:31:21,540 Is not right involving her. Is not right involving her.
1955 01:31:22,050 01:31:23,550 You just fucked up. You just fucked up.
1956 01:31:27,550 01:31:29,550 You're lying to me, You're lying to me,
1957 01:31:29,550 01:31:32,060 I'm going to blow your fucking balls off. I'm going to blow your fucking balls off.
1958 01:31:32,060 01:31:33,060 Hello. Hello.
1959 01:31:33,060 01:31:34,560 Hey, what's up, Letty? What you doing? Hey, what's up, Letty? What you doing?
1960 01:31:35,060 01:31:37,560 Hey, smiley. Just, uh, doing homework. Hey, smiley. Just, uh, doing homework.
1961 01:31:38,060 01:31:39,060 You want to talk to Tony? You want to talk to Tony?
1962 01:31:39,060 01:31:40,560 Oh, no, no. I want to talk to you. Oh, no, no. I want to talk to you.
1963 01:31:40,560 01:31:41,560 Uh, you go to school today? Uh, you go to school today?
1964 01:31:42,070 01:31:43,570 Yep... yep. Yep... yep.
1965 01:31:43,570 01:31:45,070 All day. You didn't ditch? All day. You didn't ditch?
1966 01:31:45,570 01:31:49,070 No. No. I want to every class. Why? No. No. I want to every class. Why?
1967 01:31:49,070 01:31:50,070 I heard different. I heard different.
1968 01:31:50,570 01:31:52,580 Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh.
1969 01:31:53,080 01:31:55,580 Cops talk to you today? Cops talk to you today?
1970 01:31:57,080 01:31:58,580 Um... Um...
1971 01:31:58,580 01:32:00,580 No... no. No... no.
1972 01:32:00,580 01:32:02,090 All right, Letty, tell me what happened, All right, Letty, tell me what happened,
1973 01:32:02,090 01:32:03,090 OK? Don't bullshit me. OK? Don't bullshit me.
1974 01:32:07,090 01:32:08,090 Um, all right. Um, all right.
1975 01:32:08,090 01:32:10,090 I got jumped by these 2 crackheads today. I got jumped by these 2 crackheads today.
1976 01:32:10,090 01:32:11,090 You got jumped, huh? You got jumped, huh?
1977 01:32:11,090 01:32:12,600 Well, I think they wanted to, like, Well, I think they wanted to, like,
1978 01:32:12,600 01:32:13,600 rape me or something. I don't know. rape me or something. I don't know.
1979 01:32:14,100 01:32:15,600 I mean, he just slapped me around and everything, I mean, he just slapped me around and everything,
1980 01:32:16,100 01:32:19,600 but nothing happened, OK, because this cop came. but nothing happened, OK, because this cop came.
1981 01:32:19,600 01:32:20,600 I mean, he came out of nowhere, I mean, he came out of nowhere,
1982 01:32:20,600 01:32:21,600 and they almost killed him, though, and they almost killed him, though,
1983 01:32:21,600 01:32:24,110 but he kicked their asses like that. but he kicked their asses like that.
1984 01:32:24,610 01:32:25,610 This cop, what would he look like? This cop, what would he look like?
1985 01:32:25,610 01:32:27,610 Um, he was a white boy, Um, he was a white boy,
1986 01:32:27,610 01:32:30,610 And he looked real young, too. And he looked real young, too.
1987 01:32:30,610 01:32:32,120 You sure you OK? You sure you OK?
1988 01:32:32,120 01:32:33,120 Yeah, I'm fine. Nothing happened. Yeah, I'm fine. Nothing happened.
1989 01:32:33,620 01:32:35,120 Hey, Letty. Yeah. Hey, Letty. Yeah.
1990 01:32:35,620 01:32:36,620 We're going to talk more about this later. We're going to talk more about this later.
1991 01:32:37,120 01:32:38,120 OK. All right. OK. All right.
1992 01:32:39,620 01:32:40,620 What's up? What happened? What's up? What happened?
1993 01:32:40,620 01:32:42,630 Aren't you going to blast him or what, homes? Aren't you going to blast him or what, homes?
1994 01:32:44,130 01:32:47,630 Vato was telling the truth. Vato was telling the truth.
1995 01:32:47,630 01:32:49,630 Life's a trip, qu� no? Life's a trip, qu� no?
1996 01:32:50,130 01:32:52,140 This is some trippy-ass shit, homes. This is some trippy-ass shit, homes.
1997 01:33:01,140 01:33:02,650 Hey. Hey.
1998 01:33:06,150 01:33:08,650 Thanks for getting my cousin's back, huh? Thanks for getting my cousin's back, huh?
1999 01:33:10,650 01:33:12,160 Here, put this on your head. Here, put this on your head.
2000 01:33:12,160 01:33:14,160 You'll mess up my floor. You'll mess up my floor.
2001 01:33:14,660 01:33:17,660 You know this shit was just business, right? You know this shit was just business, right?
2002 01:33:21,160 01:33:22,670 Right? Right?
2003 01:33:24,670 01:33:26,170 Right. Right.
2004 01:34:40,910 01:34:42,910 What you doing on the block, rookie? What you doing on the block, rookie?
2005 01:34:42,910 01:34:45,420 You know you don't belong around here. You know you don't belong around here.
2006 01:34:48,920 01:34:49,420 What's up? What's up?
2007 01:34:49,920 01:34:51,420 Must be lost, motherfucker. Must be lost, motherfucker.
2008 01:35:08,940 01:35:11,440 You got business here, rookie? You got business here, rookie?
2009 01:35:11,440 01:35:13,940 I'm here for Alonzo. I'm here for Alonzo.
2010 01:36:23,510 01:36:27,020 Hey. Is your dad home? Hey. Is your dad home?
2011 01:36:27,020 01:36:28,020 In the bedroom. In the bedroom.
2012 01:36:28,020 01:36:30,020 He's in the bedroom? All right, all right. He's in the bedroom? All right, all right.
2013 01:36:30,520 01:36:32,020 You want to open up the door? You want to open up the door?
2014 01:36:32,020 01:36:33,020 OK. OK.
2015 01:36:33,020 01:36:37,030 Thanks. You watching TV? Thanks. You watching TV?
2016 01:36:37,030 01:36:39,030 Anything good on? Anything good on?
2017 01:36:47,040 01:36:49,540 Do you want me to call my mom? Do you want me to call my mom?
2018 01:36:49,540 01:36:51,540 No, I don't. No, I don't.
2019 01:36:52,040 01:36:54,540 I'll tell you what I want. I'll tell you what I want.
2020 01:36:54,540 01:36:56,550 I want you to find a good hiding spot. I want you to find a good hiding spot.
2021 01:36:56,550 01:37:00,050 Do you have a favorite one, a favorite place to hide? Do you have a favorite one, a favorite place to hide?
2022 01:37:00,550 01:37:02,050 The closet. The closet.
2023 01:37:02,050 01:37:04,050 Right here in the closet? That's perfect. Right here in the closet? That's perfect.
2024 01:37:04,050 01:37:06,060 OK, open up the closet. OK, open up the closet.
2025 01:37:06,060 01:37:07,560 All right. Good, good. All right. Good, good.
2026 01:37:07,560 01:37:10,560 Can you sit down in there? Can you sit down in there?
2027 01:37:11,060 01:37:13,560 All right. Now stay in here. All right. Now stay in here.
2028 01:37:13,560 01:37:17,070 Be very quiet. I'll be right back. Be very quiet. I'll be right back.
2029 01:37:17,070 01:37:18,570 All right? All right?
2030 01:37:45,600 01:37:47,600 It's all good, baby. It's all good, baby.
2031 01:37:50,100 01:37:51,600 All right. All right.
2032 01:37:55,610 01:37:57,610 You, against the wall. Move real slow. You, against the wall. Move real slow.
2033 01:37:57,610 01:37:58,610 Keep your hands where I can see them. Keep your hands where I can see them.
2034 01:37:59,110 01:38:01,110 I want you to put that money in that bag, I want you to put that money in that bag,
2035 01:38:01,110 01:38:02,110 Take your weapons Take your weapons
2036 01:38:02,110 01:38:04,610 And place them inside that pillowcase right there. And place them inside that pillowcase right there.
2037 01:38:07,120 01:38:09,120 Congratulations, son. Congratulations, son.
2038 01:38:09,120 01:38:11,120 You made it. You made it.
2039 01:38:11,120 01:38:13,120 You passed the test. You're a narc. You're in. You passed the test. You're a narc. You're in.
2040 01:38:13,120 01:38:14,620 Please, put the gun down Please, put the gun down
2041 01:38:14,620 01:38:16,130 Before you give my girl a heart attack here. Before you give my girl a heart attack here.
2042 01:38:16,130 01:38:17,130 Put the gun down. Put the gun down.
2043 01:38:17,130 01:38:19,630 I said take the money and put it in that bag, I said take the money and put it in that bag,
2044 01:38:19,630 01:38:20,630 Take your weapons Take your weapons
2045 01:38:21,130 01:38:22,130 And place them inside that pillowcase. And place them inside that pillowcase.
2046 01:38:22,630 01:38:23,630 You can fuck your appointment You can fuck your appointment
2047 01:38:24,130 01:38:24,630 with the Russians. with the Russians.
2048 01:38:25,140 01:38:26,140 You're not going to make it. You're not going to make it.
2049 01:38:26,140 01:38:29,640 Ohh, OK. Ohh, OK.
2050 01:38:29,640 01:38:32,140 OK. Hand me the pillowcase, baby. OK. Hand me the pillowcase, baby.
2051 01:38:32,140 01:38:35,150 Baby! Hand me the pillowcase. Baby! Hand me the pillowcase.
2052 01:38:35,150 01:38:37,150 So you're going to hook me and book me, huh? So you're going to hook me and book me, huh?
2053 01:38:37,150 01:38:38,650 You're the one that was smoking the dust, Jake, You're the one that was smoking the dust, Jake,
2054 01:38:38,650 01:38:40,150 You're the one that ran out like a maniac, You're the one that ran out like a maniac,
2055 01:38:40,150 01:38:42,650 And you're the one that shot Roger. And you're the one that shot Roger.
2056 01:38:44,150 01:38:45,160 Here you go. Here you go.
2057 01:38:45,160 01:38:47,660 And how about the one on your ankle? And how about the one on your ankle?
2058 01:38:47,660 01:38:49,160 You want the one in my back pocket, too? You want the one in my back pocket, too?
2059 01:38:49,660 01:38:51,160 Yeah, I would. Yeah, I would.
2060 01:38:54,160 01:38:55,670 You got one problem, though, Jake. You got one problem, though, Jake.
2061 01:38:55,670 01:38:56,670 You got no witnesses. You got no witnesses.
2062 01:38:56,670 01:38:58,170 Who're your fucking witnesses, huh? Who're your fucking witnesses, huh?
2063 01:38:58,170 01:39:00,670 Roger? Smiley? Roger? Smiley?
2064 01:39:00,670 01:39:02,670 You think my troops are going to help you? You think my troops are going to help you?
2065 01:39:02,670 01:39:05,680 It's not what you know. It's not what you know.
2066 01:39:05,680 01:39:07,680 It's what you can prove. It's what you can prove.
2067 01:39:08,180 01:39:09,180 Here. Here.
2068 01:39:11,680 01:39:13,680 What can you prove, huh? What can you prove, huh?
2069 01:39:13,680 01:39:15,190 Nothing. Where's your evidence, huh? Nothing. Where's your evidence, huh?
2070 01:39:15,190 01:39:16,690 It's right there. It's right there.
2071 01:39:24,690 01:39:26,700 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
2072 01:39:26,700 01:39:29,200 Aw, it's on now, Jake. Aw, it's on now, Jake.
2073 01:39:29,200 01:39:30,700 Don't move. Don't move.
2074 01:39:33,700 01:39:35,210 Where you at, Jake? Where you at, Jake?
2075 01:39:35,210 01:39:36,710 Damn. Damn.
2076 01:39:36,710 01:39:38,210 Come on out, dog! Come on out, dog!
2077 01:39:51,220 01:39:53,720 Ah! I see you. Ah! I see you.
2078 01:39:53,720 01:39:55,230 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
2079 01:39:57,230 01:39:58,730 Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
2080 01:39:59,230 01:40:01,230 You know, I'm surgical You know, I'm surgical
2081 01:40:01,230 01:40:02,230 with this bitch, Jake. with this bitch, Jake.
2082 01:40:02,230 01:40:03,730 How you want it, dog, huh? How you want it, dog, huh?
2083 01:40:03,730 01:40:05,240 Closed casket? Closed casket?
2084 01:40:05,240 01:40:06,740 You remember that fool in the wheelchair? You remember that fool in the wheelchair?
2085 01:40:06,740 01:40:07,740 How you think he got there? How you think he got there?
2086 01:40:10,740 01:40:12,240 Mommy. Mommy.
2087 01:40:12,240 01:40:13,740 Alonzito! Alonzito!
2088 01:40:16,750 01:40:18,250 You see what I see, Jake? You see what I see, Jake?
2089 01:40:18,250 01:40:20,250 Officer Hoyt. Officer Hoyt.
2090 01:40:20,250 01:40:22,750 Job number one: preserve life. Job number one: preserve life.
2091 01:40:22,750 01:40:24,750 There's my son. There's my son.
2092 01:40:25,260 01:40:26,260 Don't hurt him. Don't hurt him.
2093 01:40:26,260 01:40:28,760 We walking out of here together, mijo. We walking out of here together, mijo.
2094 01:40:28,760 01:40:29,760 No. No.
2095 01:40:29,760 01:40:32,260 No, mijo, es el cucuy. No, mijo, es el cucuy.
2096 01:40:46,280 01:40:48,780 No! Alonzito! No! Alonzito!
2097 01:40:49,280 01:40:50,280 Alonzito! Alonzito!
2098 01:40:54,780 01:40:55,790 You all right? You all right?
2099 01:40:55,790 01:40:57,290 I want my mommy. I want my mommy.
2100 01:40:57,290 01:40:59,290 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
2101 01:40:59,790 01:41:01,790 Just sit tight, all right? Just sit tight, all right?
2102 01:41:01,790 01:41:02,790 It's going to be all right. It's going to be all right.
2103 01:41:11,800 01:41:13,300 Ohh, god! Ohh, god!
2104 01:41:13,300 01:41:15,310 All right, let me see your hands. Where is he? All right, let me see your hands. Where is he?
2105 01:41:15,310 01:41:16,310 The window. The window.
2106 01:41:16,310 01:41:18,810 Come on, come on, come on! Get your kid and stay down. Come on, come on, come on! Get your kid and stay down.
2107 01:41:18,810 01:41:19,810 Alonzito! Alonzito!
2108 01:42:24,870 01:42:26,380 Jesus. Jesus.
2109 01:42:45,900 01:42:46,900 Aah! Aah!
2110 01:43:36,450 01:43:37,450 Aah! Aah!
2111 01:43:51,960 01:43:52,960 Aah! Aah!
2112 01:44:05,480 01:44:06,480 Aah! Aah!
2113 01:45:49,950 01:45:50,960 Uhh! Aah! Uhh! Aah!
2114 01:45:53,460 01:45:54,960 Ohh! Ohh!
2115 01:46:22,490 01:46:24,490 Hey, man, dude's over here tripping, in blood? Hey, man, dude's over here tripping, in blood?
2116 01:46:24,490 01:46:26,990 It's no fun when the rabbit has the gun, is it? It's no fun when the rabbit has the gun, is it?
2117 01:46:29,490 01:46:30,500 My niggah. My niggah.
2118 01:46:33,000 01:46:34,000 Hey... Hey...
2119 01:46:35,500 01:46:38,000 First Damu puts one in his head... First Damu puts one in his head...
2120 01:46:39,000 01:46:41,010 I make you a rich man. I make you a rich man.
2121 01:46:43,010 01:46:45,510 Come on, now... who want to get paid? Come on, now... who want to get paid?
2122 01:46:47,510 01:46:49,510 Who want to get paid?! Who want to get paid?!
2123 01:46:52,520 01:46:53,520 They're not like you. They're not like you.
2124 01:46:55,520 01:46:57,020 You know what I learned today? You know what I learned today?
2125 01:46:58,520 01:46:59,520 I'm not like you. I'm not like you.
2126 01:46:59,520 01:47:01,030 That's good, Jake. That's good, Jake.
2127 01:47:01,530 01:47:02,530 I'm glad to hear that. I'm glad to hear that.
2128 01:47:04,030 01:47:05,530 Good. Good.
2129 01:47:05,530 01:47:06,530 What now? What now?
2130 01:47:07,030 01:47:08,030 Huh? Huh?
2131 01:47:09,530 01:47:11,040 What you going to do? You going to shoot me? What you going to do? You going to shoot me?
2132 01:47:11,040 01:47:14,540 You going to bust your cherry killing a cop? You going to bust your cherry killing a cop?
2133 01:47:20,040 01:47:21,050 There it is, Jake. There it is, Jake.
2134 01:47:23,550 01:47:24,550 Hit me. Hit me.
2135 01:47:25,550 01:47:27,550 You have never killed nobody before, have you? You have never killed nobody before, have you?
2136 01:47:28,050 01:47:30,050 It isn't like stepping on ants, Jake. It isn't like stepping on ants, Jake.
2137 01:47:30,560 01:47:32,060 Takes a man to kill. Takes a man to kill.
2138 01:47:34,060 01:47:36,060 You man enough to kill, Jake? You man enough to kill, Jake?
2139 01:47:38,560 01:47:40,070 Hit me right there. Hit me right there.
2140 01:47:44,070 01:47:45,570 Kill me, Jake. Kill me. Kill me, Jake. Kill me.
2141 01:47:46,070 01:47:47,570 Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.
2142 01:47:47,570 01:47:50,080 You can't do it. You can't do it.
2143 01:47:51,580 01:47:53,080 Somebody drop this fool for me. Somebody drop this fool for me.
2144 01:48:10,100 01:48:11,600 You got us twisted, homey. You got us twisted, homey.
2145 01:48:11,600 01:48:13,600 You got to put your own work in around here. You got to put your own work in around here.
2146 01:48:15,100 01:48:16,100 Alright. Alright.
2147 01:48:16,600 01:48:17,600 It's like that, bone? It's like that, bone?
2148 01:48:17,600 01:48:18,600 It's like that. It's like that.
2149 01:48:22,610 01:48:24,110 Player to player... Player to player...
2150 01:48:24,610 01:48:26,110 Pimp to pimp. Pimp to pimp.
2151 01:48:26,110 01:48:27,610 I don't believe you shoot me, niggah. I don't believe you shoot me, niggah.
2152 01:48:28,110 01:48:29,610 Don't do it. Don't do it.
2153 01:48:30,620 01:48:32,120 Don't do it. Don't do it.
2154 01:48:32,120 01:48:33,620 Nah, I don't believe you got it in you, Jake. Nah, I don't believe you got it in you, Jake.
2155 01:48:34,120 01:48:35,620 Ah, shit. Ah, shit.
2156 01:48:44,130 01:48:45,920 I'm going to get that gun... I'm going to get that gun...
2157 01:48:45,920 01:48:47,920 And then I'm going to get that money. And then I'm going to get that money.
2158 01:48:47,920 01:48:49,930 And you aren't going to do a damn thing And you aren't going to do a damn thing
2159 01:48:49,930 01:48:51,930 because you aren't going to shoot no cop in the back, because you aren't going to shoot no cop in the back,
2160 01:48:51,930 01:48:53,430 Are you? Are you?
2161 01:48:54,430 01:48:55,430 Don't do it. You know what Don't do it. You know what
2162 01:48:55,930 01:48:56,930 They give you for that? They give you for that?
2163 01:48:56,930 01:48:57,930 The gas chamber. The gas chamber.
2164 01:48:57,930 01:49:00,440 You know what the gas chamber smells like? You know what the gas chamber smells like?
2165 01:49:00,440 01:49:01,440 Pine oil. Pine oil.
2166 01:49:01,440 01:49:03,440 That's where you headed, boy... That's where you headed, boy...
2167 01:49:03,440 01:49:04,940 To pine oil heaven. To pine oil heaven.
2168 01:49:04,940 01:49:06,440 I'm going to get that gun, I'm going to get that gun,
2169 01:49:06,440 01:49:07,940 And then I'm going to get that money. And then I'm going to get that money.
2170 01:49:07,940 01:49:09,450 I don't believe you got it in you, Jake. I don't believe you got it in you, Jake.
2171 01:49:09,450 01:49:11,450 I'm going to go get it right now. I'm going to go get it right now.
2172 01:49:11,450 01:49:12,450 Aah! Oh! Aah! Oh!
2173 01:49:12,450 01:49:13,950 Shit! Shit!
2174 01:49:13,950 01:49:15,450 Aaahhhh... Aaahhhh...
2175 01:49:15,450 01:49:16,950 You motherfucker! You motherfucker!
2176 01:49:16,950 01:49:18,460 The next one will kill you. The next one will kill you.
2177 01:49:18,460 01:49:21,460 Ohhh! Son of a bitch! Ohhh! Son of a bitch!
2178 01:49:21,460 01:49:22,960 You shot me in the ass! You shot me in the ass!
2179 01:49:22,960 01:49:25,460 OK. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. OK. OK. OK. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. OK. OK.
2180 01:49:25,460 01:49:27,460 OK. All right, listen. OK. All right, listen.
2181 01:49:27,460 01:49:28,970 Come on, Jake, I need the money. Come on, Jake, I need the money.
2182 01:49:28,970 01:49:30,470 Give me the money, Jake. Give me the money, Jake.
2183 01:49:30,470 01:49:32,970 Give me the money, please, Jake. Give me that money! Give me the money, please, Jake. Give me that money!
2184 01:49:33,470 01:49:34,970 It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen.
2185 01:49:34,970 01:49:36,470 Oh, you... You going to jack me now? Oh, you... You going to jack me now?
2186 01:49:36,470 01:49:37,970 You going to take my own money from me? Huh? You going to take my own money from me? Huh?
2187 01:49:37,970 01:49:38,980 I told you, that's my evidence. I told you, that's my evidence.
2188 01:49:38,980 01:49:40,480 You want to go to jail or you want to go home? You want to go to jail or you want to go home?
2189 01:49:43,980 01:49:45,480 I want to go home, Jake. I want to go home, Jake.
2190 01:49:47,480 01:49:49,990 Come on. Give me the money and let me go home. Come on. Give me the money and let me go home.
2191 01:49:49,990 01:49:51,490 Yeah. You want to go home? Yeah. You want to go home?
2192 01:49:51,990 01:49:53,490 Yeah, let me go home, Jake. Yeah, let me go home, Jake.
2193 01:49:53,490 01:49:55,990 Come on, give me the money and let me go home. Come on, give me the money and let me go home.
2194 01:49:57,990 01:49:59,000 Give me the money and let me go home. Give me the money and let me go home.
2195 01:49:59,000 01:50:01,000 Come on, Jake. Come on, Jake.
2196 01:50:01,000 01:50:03,000 That's right, come on, Jake. That's right, come on, Jake.
2197 01:50:06,500 01:50:08,000 You don't deserve this. You don't deserve this.
2198 01:50:08,000 01:50:09,510 OK. OK.
2199 01:50:09,510 01:50:11,010 OK, you motherfucker. OK, you motherfucker.
2200 01:50:16,010 01:50:17,010 Jake. Jake.
2201 01:50:17,010 01:50:18,520 Go ahead and bounce, homey. Go ahead and bounce, homey.
2202 01:50:18,520 01:50:20,020 Get up out of here. Get up out of here.
2203 01:50:20,520 01:50:21,520 We got your back. We got your back.
2204 01:50:22,520 01:50:24,020 What? What?
2205 01:50:24,020 01:50:25,020 It's like that. It's like that.
2206 01:50:25,020 01:50:27,020 Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, no, you didn't.
2207 01:50:27,020 01:50:29,530 Wait a minute. No, you di... Wait a minute. No, you di...
2208 01:50:29,530 01:50:31,030 Hey! Hey, Jake! Hey! Hey, Jake!
2209 01:50:31,030 01:50:32,030 Hey! Hey!
2210 01:50:32,030 01:50:33,030 Jake! Jake!
2211 01:50:33,030 01:50:34,030 Jake! Jake!
2212 01:50:34,030 01:50:36,030 Jake! Come back here! Jake! Come back here!
2213 01:50:37,530 01:50:38,540 Jake! Jake!
2214 01:50:41,540 01:50:43,040 You disloyal, You disloyal,
2215 01:50:43,040 01:50:45,040 fool-ass, bitch-made punk. fool-ass, bitch-made punk.
2216 01:50:45,040 01:50:47,040 Jake! Jake!
2217 01:50:47,040 01:50:49,050 I need my money! I need my money!
2218 01:50:51,550 01:50:52,550 Jake! Jake!
2219 01:50:56,050 01:50:57,550 Oh, you motherfuckers. Oh, you motherfuckers.
2220 01:50:57,550 01:51:00,060 Ha ha ha! OK. Ha ha ha! OK.
2221 01:51:00,060 01:51:01,060 All right. All right.
2222 01:51:01,060 01:51:04,060 I'm putting cases on all you bitches. I'm putting cases on all you bitches.
2223 01:51:04,060 01:51:06,060 Huh? You think you can do this shit? Huh? You think you can do this shit?
2224 01:51:06,060 01:51:07,060 Jake! Jake!
2225 01:51:08,060 01:51:10,070 You think you can do this to me?! You think you can do this to me?!
2226 01:51:11,070 01:51:14,070 You motherfuckers will be playing basketball You motherfuckers will be playing basketball
2227 01:51:14,070 01:51:17,070 in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you!
2228 01:51:18,580 01:51:20,580 Shoe program, niggah! Shoe program, niggah!
2229 01:51:21,580 01:51:23,080 23-hour lock down! 23-hour lock down!
2230 01:51:23,080 01:51:26,080 I'm the man up in this place! I'm the man up in this place!
2231 01:51:26,080 01:51:28,080 You'll never see the light of day! You'll never see the light of day!
2232 01:51:28,080 01:51:30,090 Who the fuck do you think you fucking with?! Who the fuck do you think you fucking with?!
2233 01:51:30,090 01:51:32,590 I'm the police! I run shit here! I'm the police! I run shit here!
2234 01:51:32,590 01:51:33,590 You just live here! You just live here!
2235 01:51:36,090 01:51:37,590 Yeah, that's right! You better walk away! Yeah, that's right! You better walk away!
2236 01:51:37,590 01:51:39,100 Go on, walk away, because I'm going to burn Go on, walk away, because I'm going to burn
2237 01:51:39,100 01:51:40,600 this motherfucker down! this motherfucker down!
2238 01:51:42,100 01:51:45,100 King Kong has not got shit on me! King Kong has not got shit on me!
2239 01:51:57,110 01:51:58,620 That's all right. That's all right.
2240 01:51:58,620 01:52:00,120 That's all right. That's all right.
2241 01:52:00,120 01:52:02,120 Shit. I don't fuck... Shit. I don't fuck...
2242 01:52:02,120 01:52:04,120 I'm winning anyway. I'm winning anyway.
2243 01:52:04,620 01:52:05,620 I'm winning. I'm winning.
2244 01:52:06,620 01:52:08,120 I'm winning any motherfucking way. I'm winning any motherfucking way.
2245 01:52:08,120 01:52:09,130 I can't lose. I can't lose.
2246 01:52:10,130 01:52:12,130 Shit. You can shoot me... Shit. You can shoot me...
2247 01:52:12,630 01:52:14,130 But you can't kill me. But you can't kill me.
2248 01:52:18,130 01:52:19,140 Shit. Shit.
2249 01:52:19,140 01:52:20,140 Ha! Ha!
2250 01:52:20,140 01:52:21,640 Oh, what a day. Oh, what a day.
2251 01:52:22,140 01:52:23,140 Ha ha! Ha ha!
2252 01:52:23,140 01:52:24,640 What a motherfucking day. What a motherfucking day.
2253 01:52:24,640 01:52:26,640 Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
2254 01:54:02,280 01:54:03,280 Unh! Unh!
2255 01:55:22,860 01:55:24,860 A Los Angeles police department A Los Angeles police department
2256 01:55:24,860 01:55:26,870 narcotics officer was killed today narcotics officer was killed today
2257 01:55:26,870 01:55:29,370 serving a high-risk warrant near LAX. serving a high-risk warrant near LAX.
2258 01:55:29,370 01:55:32,870 An LAPD spokesperson said officer Alonzo Harris An LAPD spokesperson said officer Alonzo Harris
2259 01:55:32,870 01:55:36,880 was survived by his wife and 4 sons. was survived by his wife and 4 sons.
2260 01:55:36,880 01:55:38,380 a 13-year LAPD veteran... a 13-year LAPD veteran...
2260 01:55:36,880 01:55:38,380 a 13-year LAPD veteran... a 13-year LAPD veteran...