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1 00:00:02,210 00:00:05,714 CHRIS: AH, MORNING IN MUSKOKA. CHRIS: AH, MORNING IN MUSKOKA.
2 00:00:05,756 00:00:08,843 THE BIRDS CHIRPING, THE LOON CALLING, THE BIRDS CHIRPING, THE LOON CALLING,
3 00:00:08,884 00:00:12,847 THE MAJESTIC, GENTLE SOUNDS OF BEAUTIFUL NORTHERN ONTARIO. THE MAJESTIC, GENTLE SOUNDS OF BEAUTIFUL NORTHERN ONTARIO.
4 00:00:12,888 00:00:14,473 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
5 00:00:14,515 00:00:18,435 WELCOME TO THE MOST DRAMATIC, THRILLING EPISODE YET. WELCOME TO THE MOST DRAMATIC, THRILLING EPISODE YET.
6 00:00:18,477 00:00:19,895 (NOISEMAKER BLOWS) (NOISEMAKER BLOWS)
7 00:00:19,937 00:00:22,481 IT'S BEEN A LONG EIGHT WEEKS AT CAMP WAWANAKWA, IT'S BEEN A LONG EIGHT WEEKS AT CAMP WAWANAKWA,
8 00:00:22,523 00:00:25,943 AND "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND" IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END. AND "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND" IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END.
9 00:00:25,985 00:00:28,487 TODAY, TWO CAMPERS REMAIN. TODAY, TWO CAMPERS REMAIN.
10 00:00:28,529 00:00:32,741 BY SUNDOWN, ONLY ONE WILL BE LEFT STANDING. BY SUNDOWN, ONLY ONE WILL BE LEFT STANDING.
11 00:00:32,783 00:00:37,913 THAT CAMPER WILL GO HOME WITH A CHECK FOR $100,000. THAT CAMPER WILL GO HOME WITH A CHECK FOR $100,000.
12 00:00:37,955 00:00:39,289 WHO WILL IT BE-- WHO WILL IT BE--
13 00:00:39,331 00:00:42,543 BROODING, UNTANNED ALTERNATIVE ARTIST GWEN BROODING, UNTANNED ALTERNATIVE ARTIST GWEN
14 00:00:42,584 00:00:46,129 OR THE LARGE AND LOVABLE GOOFBALL OWEN? OR THE LARGE AND LOVABLE GOOFBALL OWEN?
15 00:00:46,171 00:00:49,216 GO GRAB A SNACK, HAVE A PEE IF YOU HAVE TO, GO GRAB A SNACK, HAVE A PEE IF YOU HAVE TO,
16 00:00:49,257 00:00:51,760 SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN, AND GET READY FOR SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN, AND GET READY FOR
17 00:00:51,802 00:00:57,641 THE DRAMATIC FINAL CONCLUSION OF "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"! THE DRAMATIC FINAL CONCLUSION OF "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"!
18 00:01:04,439 00:01:07,359 ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
19 00:01:07,401 00:01:10,320 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
20 00:01:10,362 00:01:12,614 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
21 00:01:12,656 00:01:15,617 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
22 00:01:15,659 00:01:20,873 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
23 00:01:20,915 00:01:23,918 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
24 00:01:23,959 00:01:26,503 ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
25 00:01:26,545 00:01:29,088 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
26 00:01:29,130 00:01:31,633 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
27 00:01:31,675 00:01:37,264 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
28 00:01:37,305 00:01:39,641 ♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪ ♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
29 00:01:39,683 00:01:42,978 ♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪ ♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
30 00:01:43,020 00:01:45,814 ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪
31 00:01:45,856 00:01:48,650 ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
32 00:01:48,692 00:01:51,111 ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪
33 00:01:51,152 00:01:54,073 ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
34 00:01:54,114 00:01:56,491 (WHISTLING) (WHISTLING)
35 00:01:59,745 00:02:01,538 WELCOME BACK. WELCOME BACK.
36 00:02:01,580 00:02:04,041 WE ASKED OUR FINALISTS TO RECORD THEIR THOUGHTS WE ASKED OUR FINALISTS TO RECORD THEIR THOUGHTS
37 00:02:04,083 00:02:05,542 IN OUR CONFESSIONAL BOOTH IN OUR CONFESSIONAL BOOTH
38 00:02:05,584 00:02:07,836 BEFORE GOING INTO THE FINAL ROUND. BEFORE GOING INTO THE FINAL ROUND.
39 00:02:07,878 00:02:10,464 I HAD A WICKED TIME! I HAD A WICKED TIME!
40 00:02:10,505 00:02:12,215 IT WAS AWESOME. IT WAS AWESOME.
41 00:02:12,257 00:02:14,342 YEAH! WHO'S THE MAN?! YEAH! WHO'S THE MAN?!
42 00:02:14,384 00:02:16,386 WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING HERE FOR EIGHT WEEKS? WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING HERE FOR EIGHT WEEKS?
43 00:02:19,056 00:02:20,140 IT SUCKED, THAT'S WHAT. IT SUCKED, THAT'S WHAT.
44 00:02:20,181 00:02:21,892 UGH! UGH!
45 00:02:21,934 00:02:25,687 YOU THINK IT'S EASY COOKING FOR 22 UNGRATEFUL TEENAGERS? YOU THINK IT'S EASY COOKING FOR 22 UNGRATEFUL TEENAGERS?
46 00:02:25,729 00:02:27,898 MAN, I'VE HAD BETTER JOBS IN PRISON. MAN, I'VE HAD BETTER JOBS IN PRISON.
47 00:02:27,940 00:02:30,109 THE FOOD WAS AWESOME! THE FOOD WAS AWESOME!
48 00:02:33,570 00:02:35,196 AHH! AHH!
49 00:02:35,238 00:02:36,949 AT LEAST SOMEONE'S APPRECIATIVE. AT LEAST SOMEONE'S APPRECIATIVE.
50 00:02:36,991 00:02:39,409 SLAVING ALL DAY AT A HOT STOVE. SLAVING ALL DAY AT A HOT STOVE.
51 00:02:39,451 00:02:42,997 THE FOOD WAS DISGUSTING. THE FOOD WAS DISGUSTING.
52 00:02:45,290 00:02:47,417 "LESS RAT DROPPINGS." "LESS RAT DROPPINGS."
53 00:02:47,459 00:02:50,169 DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A 5-STAR RESTAURANT TO YOU? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A 5-STAR RESTAURANT TO YOU?
54 00:02:50,211 00:02:52,840 AND THE PEOPLE WERE JUST AWESOME! AND THE PEOPLE WERE JUST AWESOME!
55 00:02:54,382 00:02:56,802 THE PEOPLE HERE SUCKED. THE PEOPLE HERE SUCKED.
56 00:02:56,844 00:03:00,472 THEY WERE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF BACKSTABBING, MANIPULATIVE, THEY WERE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF BACKSTABBING, MANIPULATIVE,
57 00:03:00,514 00:03:03,684 TWO-TIMING, FAME-HUNGRY, DIM-WITTED, TWO-TIMING, FAME-HUNGRY, DIM-WITTED,
58 00:03:03,725 00:03:06,520 CERTIFIABLY INSANE, REALLY WEIRD, CERTIFIABLY INSANE, REALLY WEIRD,
59 00:03:06,561 00:03:09,439 PSYCHOTIC, REDNECK, OVERBEARING, PSYCHOTIC, REDNECK, OVERBEARING,
60 00:03:09,481 00:03:13,902 GOODY-GOODY, KNOW-IT-ALL PARTY-OBSESSED JERKS. GOODY-GOODY, KNOW-IT-ALL PARTY-OBSESSED JERKS.
61 00:03:13,944 00:03:15,654 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
62 00:03:15,696 00:03:17,656 I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO MEET FIVE PEOPLE I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO MEET FIVE PEOPLE
63 00:03:17,698 00:03:19,449 WHO WERE ACTUALLY SANE. WHO WERE ACTUALLY SANE.
64 00:03:19,491 00:03:21,451 THE ONE THING I'LL BE REMEMBERED FOR? THE ONE THING I'LL BE REMEMBERED FOR?
65 00:03:21,493 00:03:22,911 UH... UH...
66 00:03:22,953 00:03:24,955 (FARTING) (FARTING)
67 00:03:30,044 00:03:33,212 I HOPE MY GREAT PERSONALITY. I HOPE MY GREAT PERSONALITY.
68 00:03:33,254 00:03:35,132 (FARTS) (FARTS)
69 00:03:35,174 00:03:37,092 WHAT WILL I BE REMEMBERED FOR? WHAT WILL I BE REMEMBERED FOR?
70 00:03:37,134 00:03:38,760 UGH! UGH!
71 00:03:41,013 00:03:42,764 MY GREAT PERSONALITY. MY GREAT PERSONALITY.
72 00:03:42,806 00:03:44,516 OKAY, I'M DONE HERE. OKAY, I'M DONE HERE.
73 00:03:44,558 00:03:48,937 NOW IT'S TIME TO WELCOME THE 20 CAMPERS NOW IT'S TIME TO WELCOME THE 20 CAMPERS
74 00:03:48,979 00:03:50,814 WHO DID NOT MAKE IT TO THE FINALS. WHO DID NOT MAKE IT TO THE FINALS.
75 00:03:52,774 00:03:56,653 HEY, GUYS! (LAUGHS) GOOD TO SEE YA! HEY, GUYS! (LAUGHS) GOOD TO SEE YA!
76 00:03:56,695 00:04:01,282 WOULD EVERYONE WHO'S WALKED THE DOCK OF SHAME WOULD EVERYONE WHO'S WALKED THE DOCK OF SHAME
77 00:04:01,324 00:04:03,952 AND LEFT CAMP ON THE BOAT OF LOSERS AND LEFT CAMP ON THE BOAT OF LOSERS
78 00:04:03,994 00:04:08,165 KINDLY TAKE A SEAT IN THE PEANUT GALLERY OF FAILURE? KINDLY TAKE A SEAT IN THE PEANUT GALLERY OF FAILURE?
79 00:04:08,207 00:04:10,625 THE SIDE YOU CHOOSE SHOULD REPRESENT THE SIDE YOU CHOOSE SHOULD REPRESENT
80 00:04:10,667 00:04:12,836 WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHEER ON TO VICTORY WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHEER ON TO VICTORY
81 00:04:12,878 00:04:14,963 IN TODAY'S FINAL COMPETITION. IN TODAY'S FINAL COMPETITION.
82 00:04:18,800 00:04:20,343 (CHUCKLES) NICE RUG. (CHUCKLES) NICE RUG.
83 00:04:20,385 00:04:21,803 OH, BITE ME. OH, BITE ME.
84 00:04:21,845 00:04:24,598 STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR, CRAZY GIRL. STOP TOUCHING MY HAIR, CRAZY GIRL.
85 00:04:24,639 00:04:26,808 GWEN IS GOING DOWN. GWEN IS GOING DOWN.
86 00:04:26,850 00:04:27,893 HOW DO I KNOW? HOW DO I KNOW?
87 00:04:31,271 00:04:32,313 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
88 00:04:36,443 00:04:38,070 "GOOD LUCK TODAY. LOVE, TRENT." "GOOD LUCK TODAY. LOVE, TRENT."
89 00:04:41,448 00:04:45,244 IT'S AMAZING HOW EASY IT IS TO TAMPER WITH BAKED GOODS. IT'S AMAZING HOW EASY IT IS TO TAMPER WITH BAKED GOODS.
90 00:04:45,285 00:04:48,413 ♪ FAST ACTING FOR STRONG, RELIABLE RELIEF ♪ ♪ FAST ACTING FOR STRONG, RELIABLE RELIEF ♪
91 00:04:48,455 00:04:49,706 SUCKER. SUCKER.
92 00:04:51,666 00:04:53,877 WHY IS HEATHER SMILING LIKE THAT? WHY IS HEATHER SMILING LIKE THAT?
93 00:04:53,919 00:04:55,796 MAYBE SHE LOVES HER NEW DO. MAYBE SHE LOVES HER NEW DO.
94 00:04:55,837 00:04:58,215 OR SHE COULD JUST BE REALLY HAPPY FOR US. OR SHE COULD JUST BE REALLY HAPPY FOR US.
95 00:04:58,257 00:05:02,219 WOW, DO YOU EVER HAVE ABOUT ANYONE? WOW, DO YOU EVER HAVE ABOUT ANYONE?
96 00:05:02,261 00:05:05,264 GWEN, OWEN, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE GWEN, OWEN, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
97 00:05:05,305 00:05:07,557 TO TELL THE PEANUT GALLERY OF FAILURE TO TELL THE PEANUT GALLERY OF FAILURE
98 00:05:07,599 00:05:09,768 WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH THE MONEY IF YOU WON WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH THE MONEY IF YOU WON
99 00:05:09,810 00:05:11,645 AND WHY YOU DESERVE IT. AND WHY YOU DESERVE IT.
100 00:05:11,686 00:05:14,064 WELL, I GUESS I'M PRETTY PROUD OF GETTING THIS FAR. WELL, I GUESS I'M PRETTY PROUD OF GETTING THIS FAR.
101 00:05:14,106 00:05:15,941 I MEAN, MAYBE IF I CAN SURVIVE HERE, I MEAN, MAYBE IF I CAN SURVIVE HERE,
102 00:05:15,983 00:05:17,943 THE REST OF HIGH SCHOOL WON'T BE SO BAD. THE REST OF HIGH SCHOOL WON'T BE SO BAD.
103 00:05:17,985 00:05:20,154 (LAUGHS, SNORTS) OH, SORRY. (LAUGHS, SNORTS) OH, SORRY.
104 00:05:20,195 00:05:21,780 WELL, I'M ALWAYS GOOD FOR MY WORD, WELL, I'M ALWAYS GOOD FOR MY WORD,
105 00:05:21,822 00:05:24,241 AND I DID PROMISE TO SPLIT MY 100 GRAND WITH OWEN, AND I DID PROMISE TO SPLIT MY 100 GRAND WITH OWEN,
106 00:05:24,283 00:05:26,785 BUT THAT WOULD STILL LEAVE ME A TON OF CASH. BUT THAT WOULD STILL LEAVE ME A TON OF CASH.
107 00:05:26,827 00:05:28,787 I GUESS I'D GO TRAVELLING AND THEN TO UNIVERSITY I GUESS I'D GO TRAVELLING AND THEN TO UNIVERSITY
108 00:05:28,829 00:05:30,330 TO STUDY ART HISTORY. TO STUDY ART HISTORY.
109 00:05:30,371 00:05:31,957 WHOO! YEAH, THAT'S IT! WHOO! YEAH, THAT'S IT!
110 00:05:31,999 00:05:33,500 GIRLFRIEND'S GOT SOME GOALS! GIRLFRIEND'S GOT SOME GOALS!
111 00:05:33,541 00:05:34,960 VERY COOL. VERY COOL.
112 00:05:35,002 00:05:37,171 WOW, THAT'S REALLY SWEET. WOW, THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
113 00:05:37,212 00:05:40,674 BORING BUT SWEET. OWEN? BORING BUT SWEET. OWEN?
114 00:05:40,715 00:05:45,428 I'D THROW THE BIGGEST, HUGEST, SICKEST PARTY EVER I'D THROW THE BIGGEST, HUGEST, SICKEST PARTY EVER
115 00:05:45,470 00:05:46,763 AND INVITE EVERYONE HERE! AND INVITE EVERYONE HERE!
116 00:05:46,805 00:05:48,140 BOOYAH! BOOYAH!
117 00:05:48,182 00:05:50,184 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
118 00:05:54,353 00:05:57,107 OWEN! WHOO! WHOO! OWEN! OWEN! WHOO! WHOO! OWEN!
119 00:05:58,859 00:06:01,945 AT LEAST NOT ALL OF YOU ARE TOTAL SELLOUTS. AT LEAST NOT ALL OF YOU ARE TOTAL SELLOUTS.
120 00:06:01,987 00:06:04,072 OH, OH, AND I FORGOT. OH, OH, AND I FORGOT.
121 00:06:04,114 00:06:05,991 IT'LL BE ON A YACHT! IT'LL BE ON A YACHT!
122 00:06:10,620 00:06:12,122 NICE. NICE.
123 00:06:12,164 00:06:15,750 ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE, ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE,
124 00:06:15,792 00:06:19,171 HE REJECTED OLYMPIC RELAY RACE. HE REJECTED OLYMPIC RELAY RACE.
125 00:06:19,213 00:06:22,090 EACH OF THE THREE PARTS WAS PITCHED TO THE COMMITTEE EACH OF THE THREE PARTS WAS PITCHED TO THE COMMITTEE
126 00:06:22,132 00:06:24,051 BUT SADLY REJECTED AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT. BUT SADLY REJECTED AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT.
127 00:06:26,261 00:06:29,890 FIRST, EACH OF YOU HAS TO PUT ON ONE OF THESE. FIRST, EACH OF YOU HAS TO PUT ON ONE OF THESE.
128 00:06:29,931 00:06:33,935 I THINK IT'S CLEAR WHY THIS EVENT WASN'T ACCEPTED. I THINK IT'S CLEAR WHY THIS EVENT WASN'T ACCEPTED.
129 00:06:33,977 00:06:37,856 DRESSED AS A COW AND A CHICKEN, RUN TO THE FIRST LOCATION DRESSED AS A COW AND A CHICKEN, RUN TO THE FIRST LOCATION
130 00:06:37,898 00:06:40,692 AND SHIMMY UP THE POLE TO RETRIEVE YOUR FLAG. AND SHIMMY UP THE POLE TO RETRIEVE YOUR FLAG.
131 00:06:40,734 00:06:42,236 IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE FLAG, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE FLAG,
132 00:06:42,277 00:06:44,821 DON'T BOTHER COMING DOWN OFF THAT POLE. DON'T BOTHER COMING DOWN OFF THAT POLE.
133 00:06:44,863 00:06:47,741 OH, THAT'S BE GONNA TO TOUGH FOR THE BIG GUY. OH, THAT'S BE GONNA TO TOUGH FOR THE BIG GUY.
134 00:06:47,782 00:06:50,327 NEXT, YOU'LL CROSS A 300-METER BALANCE BEAM NEXT, YOU'LL CROSS A 300-METER BALANCE BEAM
135 00:06:50,369 00:06:52,662 SUSPENDED ACROSS A MASSIVE GORGE SUSPENDED ACROSS A MASSIVE GORGE
136 00:06:52,704 00:06:54,413 WHILE CARRYING AN EAGLE'S EGG. WHILE CARRYING AN EAGLE'S EGG.
137 00:06:54,455 00:06:56,457 OH. (CHUCKLES) OH. (CHUCKLES)
138 00:06:56,499 00:06:57,751 IS THAT ALL? IS THAT ALL?
139 00:06:57,792 00:06:59,336 NO. NO.
140 00:06:59,378 00:07:02,130 BELOW, YOUR FRIENDS, THE RARE BUT REAL BELOW, YOUR FRIENDS, THE RARE BUT REAL
141 00:07:02,172 00:07:04,423 MAN-EATING FRESHWATER SHARKS. MAN-EATING FRESHWATER SHARKS.
142 00:07:04,465 00:07:06,009 YOU HAD TO ASK. YOU HAD TO ASK.
143 00:07:06,051 00:07:08,636 THE FINAL LEG OF THE RACE IS A LONG-DISTANCE RUN, THE FINAL LEG OF THE RACE IS A LONG-DISTANCE RUN,
144 00:07:08,678 00:07:11,098 RETURNING TO THE FINISH LINE HERE. RETURNING TO THE FINISH LINE HERE.
145 00:07:11,139 00:07:13,558 FIRST CAMPER TO ARRIVE WINS. FIRST CAMPER TO ARRIVE WINS.
146 00:07:13,600 00:07:15,018 GOOD LUCK, OWEN. GOOD LUCK, OWEN.
147 00:07:15,060 00:07:17,645 IF I HAD TO LOSE TO ANYONE HERE, IT'D BE YOU. IF I HAD TO LOSE TO ANYONE HERE, IT'D BE YOU.
148 00:07:17,687 00:07:21,066 AW, THAT'S SO NICE, I HOPE YOU LOSE TO ME, TOO. AW, THAT'S SO NICE, I HOPE YOU LOSE TO ME, TOO.
149 00:07:21,108 00:07:22,692 YEAH, GO, OWEN! YEAH, GO, OWEN!
150 00:07:22,734 00:07:24,194 WE WANT TO PARTY! WE WANT TO PARTY!
151 00:07:24,236 00:07:25,570 YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE! YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE!
152 00:07:25,612 00:07:26,905 WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
153 00:07:26,947 00:07:29,074 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
154 00:07:29,116 00:07:30,992 GO, GWEN! KICK HIS BUTT, GIRL! GO, GWEN! KICK HIS BUTT, GIRL!
155 00:07:31,034 00:07:33,745 YOU CAN DO IT, GWEN! YOU CAN DO IT, GWEN!
156 00:07:33,787 00:07:35,205 I DON'T CHEER. I DON'T CHEER.
157 00:07:35,247 00:07:37,082 COME ON, GWEN, YOU'VE GOT THIS! COME ON, GWEN, YOU'VE GOT THIS!
158 00:07:37,124 00:07:39,084 ON YOUR MARKS. ON YOUR MARKS.
159 00:07:39,126 00:07:40,877 GET SET. GET SET.
160 00:07:40,919 00:07:42,003 GO! GO!
161 00:07:45,673 00:07:48,009 YAY, OWEN! GO, OWEN! YAY, OWEN! GO, OWEN!
162 00:07:48,051 00:07:50,511 RUN! RUN!
163 00:07:50,553 00:07:52,806 IZZY'S SUCH A GREAT CHEERLEADER, IZZY'S SUCH A GREAT CHEERLEADER,
164 00:07:52,847 00:07:55,976 BUT, DUDE, SHE SCARED ME A LITTLE. BUT, DUDE, SHE SCARED ME A LITTLE.
165 00:07:56,017 00:07:58,979 IF I IGNORE YOU, WILL YOU GO AWAY? IF I IGNORE YOU, WILL YOU GO AWAY?
166 00:07:59,020 00:08:00,521 NOT LIKELY. NOT LIKELY.
167 00:08:02,983 00:08:05,235 YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ROOTING FOR ME YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ROOTING FOR ME
168 00:08:05,277 00:08:06,987 DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LIKE YOU. DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LIKE YOU.
169 00:08:07,028 00:08:08,322 I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THE WHOLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THE WHOLE
170 00:08:08,363 00:08:09,781 ME-KISSING-HEATHER THING. ME-KISSING-HEATHER THING.
171 00:08:09,823 00:08:12,700 WASN'T MY FAULT. SHE AMBUSHED ME. WASN'T MY FAULT. SHE AMBUSHED ME.
172 00:08:12,742 00:08:15,120 (STRAINS) I SAID I WAS OVER IT. (STRAINS) I SAID I WAS OVER IT.
173 00:08:15,162 00:08:17,080 I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO GO OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE. I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO GO OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE.
174 00:08:17,122 00:08:18,290 UGH! UGH!
175 00:08:18,332 00:08:20,167 WHY IS MY FLAGPOLE SO SLIPPERY?! WHY IS MY FLAGPOLE SO SLIPPERY?!
176 00:08:22,585 00:08:24,796 WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA STAND THERE ANNOYING ME, WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA STAND THERE ANNOYING ME,
177 00:08:24,838 00:08:26,840 MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL
178 00:08:26,881 00:08:28,133 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS) (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS)
179 00:08:31,052 00:08:32,971 LESHAWNA: YO! LET'S GO, GIRL! LESHAWNA: YO! LET'S GO, GIRL!
180 00:08:33,013 00:08:35,556 YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR DAYDREAMING! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR DAYDREAMING!
181 00:08:35,598 00:08:36,557 THAT'S BETTER. THAT'S BETTER.
182 00:08:36,599 00:08:37,934 THANKS. THANKS.
183 00:08:39,353 00:08:40,437 (ALL STRAINING) (ALL STRAINING)
184 00:08:45,733 00:08:48,111 AW, MAN. (STRAINING) AW, MAN. (STRAINING)
185 00:08:49,946 00:08:51,572 OH, OH, OH! OH, OH, OH!
186 00:08:51,614 00:08:53,074 YES! I GOT IT! YES! I GOT IT!
187 00:08:53,116 00:08:56,661 I GOT THE FLAG! (LAUGHS) I GOT THE FLAG! (LAUGHS)
188 00:08:56,703 00:08:58,079 HOW DO I GET DOWN? HOW DO I GET DOWN?
189 00:08:58,121 00:09:00,123 SLIDE LIKE A FIREMAN, DUDE! SLIDE LIKE A FIREMAN, DUDE!
190 00:09:01,708 00:09:08,131 (SQUEA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-K) (SQUEA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-K)
191 00:09:10,591 00:09:12,969 AAH, POLE BURN! AAH, POLE BURN!
192 00:09:13,011 00:09:15,055 THAT HURTS! THAT HURTS!
193 00:09:15,096 00:09:17,391 AW, CRAP, THAT'S BAD! AW, CRAP, THAT'S BAD!
194 00:09:17,432 00:09:20,352 I HAVE CONQUERED MOUNT POLE. I HAVE CONQUERED MOUNT POLE.
195 00:09:20,394 00:09:24,105 THAT'S GREAT, BUT WEIRD GOTH GIRL IS GETTING AHEAD. THAT'S GREAT, BUT WEIRD GOTH GIRL IS GETTING AHEAD.
196 00:09:24,147 00:09:27,567 GET YOUR LAZY BUTT IN GEAR NOW, OWEN, NOW! GET YOUR LAZY BUTT IN GEAR NOW, OWEN, NOW!
197 00:09:32,447 00:09:35,616 OKAY, THESE CHICKS ARE ALL STARTING TO SCARE ME. OKAY, THESE CHICKS ARE ALL STARTING TO SCARE ME.
198 00:09:35,658 00:09:38,245 MAYBE I WON'T INVITE THEM TO THE PARTY. MAYBE I WON'T INVITE THEM TO THE PARTY.
199 00:09:38,286 00:09:39,954 PSYCH! PSYCH!
200 00:09:39,996 00:09:41,873 OKAY, NEW INTERN, OKAY, NEW INTERN,
201 00:09:41,915 00:09:44,625 I KNOW IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU'RE STARTING ON OUR LAST SHOW, I KNOW IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU'RE STARTING ON OUR LAST SHOW,
202 00:09:44,667 00:09:47,421 BUT ALL OF THE OTHER INTERNS DIED ALREADY. BUT ALL OF THE OTHER INTERNS DIED ALREADY.
203 00:09:47,462 00:09:50,549 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TEST OUT THIS FINAL CHALLENGE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TEST OUT THIS FINAL CHALLENGE
204 00:09:50,590 00:09:52,842 AND MAKE SURE IT'S MODERATELY SAFE. AND MAKE SURE IT'S MODERATELY SAFE.
205 00:10:03,019 00:10:05,188 DON'T LOOK DOWN, DUDE. DON'T LOOK DOWN, DUDE.
206 00:10:08,567 00:10:09,901 (SPLASH, CHOMPING) (SPLASH, CHOMPING)
207 00:10:09,943 00:10:12,112 WELL, THAT LOOKS SAFE ENOUGH. WELL, THAT LOOKS SAFE ENOUGH.
208 00:10:14,573 00:10:16,324 YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME THE WHOLE TIME, YOU KNOW. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME THE WHOLE TIME, YOU KNOW.
209 00:10:16,366 00:10:18,285 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO.
210 00:10:18,326 00:10:20,245 WHY DON'T YOU GO CHEER FOR OWEN? WHY DON'T YOU GO CHEER FOR OWEN?
211 00:10:20,287 00:10:21,746 I KNOW YOU WANT TO GO TO HIS PARTY. I KNOW YOU WANT TO GO TO HIS PARTY.
212 00:10:21,788 00:10:24,416 YEAH, AND I'M THINKING OF BRINGING YOU. YEAH, AND I'M THINKING OF BRINGING YOU.
213 00:10:24,458 00:10:25,917 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
214 00:10:30,213 00:10:32,215 I'LL MEET YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, OKAY? I'LL MEET YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, OKAY?
215 00:10:32,257 00:10:34,134 RIGHT. LIKE YOU CARE. RIGHT. LIKE YOU CARE.
216 00:10:34,175 00:10:37,053 I DO. IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD. I DO. IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT BAD.
217 00:10:40,265 00:10:41,891 I'M GOING TO DIE NOW. I'M GOING TO DIE NOW.
218 00:10:41,933 00:10:43,643 I'M GONNA FRICKIN' DIE. I'M GONNA FRICKIN' DIE.
219 00:10:50,942 00:10:53,320 OKAY, GWEN HAS HER EAGLE'S EGG OKAY, GWEN HAS HER EAGLE'S EGG
220 00:10:53,361 00:10:55,447 AND IS STARTING THE SECOND CHALLENGE. AND IS STARTING THE SECOND CHALLENGE.
221 00:10:55,489 00:10:57,657 -WHAT ARE THE EGGS FOR? -OH, YOU'LL SEE. -WHAT ARE THE EGGS FOR? -OH, YOU'LL SEE.
222 00:10:57,698 00:10:59,284 (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
223 00:10:59,326 00:11:00,994 LISTEN CLOSELY, OWEN. LISTEN CLOSELY, OWEN.
224 00:11:01,035 00:11:03,204 I REALLY WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS PARTY I REALLY WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS PARTY
225 00:11:03,246 00:11:05,582 MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.
226 00:11:05,624 00:11:07,417 NOW, I'M HELPING YOU AS MUCH AS I CAN, NOW, I'M HELPING YOU AS MUCH AS I CAN,
227 00:11:07,459 00:11:09,794 BUT YOU'VE GOTTA LOCK IT UP, GOT IT?! BUT YOU'VE GOTTA LOCK IT UP, GOT IT?!
228 00:11:09,836 00:11:11,630 OKAY, SURE, HEATHER. OKAY, SURE, HEATHER.
229 00:11:13,632 00:11:16,759 ALEXANDER THE FRICKIN' GREAT, THAT'S A DEEP GORGE! ALEXANDER THE FRICKIN' GREAT, THAT'S A DEEP GORGE!
230 00:11:22,599 00:11:24,559 WHOA, WHOA! WHOA, WHOA!
231 00:11:24,601 00:11:25,560 (ALL GASP) (ALL GASP)
232 00:11:25,602 00:11:27,604 (GASPS) (GASPS)
233 00:11:27,646 00:11:29,147 WHAA! WHAA!
234 00:11:29,189 00:11:31,899 THAT'S IT, GET YOUR BALANCE BACK AND STAY CALM. THAT'S IT, GET YOUR BALANCE BACK AND STAY CALM.
235 00:11:31,941 00:11:33,026 OH, NO! OH, NO!
236 00:11:33,067 00:11:35,529 HANG ON, GWEN! YOU CAN DO IT. HANG ON, GWEN! YOU CAN DO IT.
237 00:11:35,570 00:11:39,115 JUST DON'T FALL INTO THE SHARK-INFESTED WATER! JUST DON'T FALL INTO THE SHARK-INFESTED WATER!
238 00:11:39,157 00:11:40,741 YOU'RE REALLY NOT HELPING, OWEN. YOU'RE REALLY NOT HELPING, OWEN.
239 00:11:40,783 00:11:42,118 SORRY! SORRY!
240 00:11:48,375 00:11:50,627 AND WHEN IS THAT STUPID CUPCAKE GONNA KICK IN? AND WHEN IS THAT STUPID CUPCAKE GONNA KICK IN?
241 00:11:52,045 00:11:54,047 (BIRD SCREECHING) (BIRD SCREECHING)
242 00:11:54,088 00:11:56,883 -AAH! -WHAT WAS THAT?! -AAH! -WHAT WAS THAT?!
243 00:11:56,924 00:11:58,843 ANGRY EAGLE PARENTS. ANGRY EAGLE PARENTS.
244 00:11:58,885 00:12:01,388 OH, SNAP, THAT IS MESSED UP. OH, SNAP, THAT IS MESSED UP.
245 00:12:01,429 00:12:04,432 WHAT, YOU MEAN YOU LIKE WATCHING THIS? WHAT, YOU MEAN YOU LIKE WATCHING THIS?
246 00:12:04,474 00:12:05,975 THEY COULD DIE. THEY COULD DIE.
247 00:12:06,017 00:12:09,688 MELLOW YOUR YELLOW, BABE. THIS IS AWESOME TV. MELLOW YOUR YELLOW, BABE. THIS IS AWESOME TV.
248 00:12:09,728 00:12:12,023 DUNCAN IS SO IMMATURE. DUNCAN IS SO IMMATURE.
249 00:12:12,065 00:12:13,941 WHAT IS IT ABOUT ALMOST DYING WHAT IS IT ABOUT ALMOST DYING
250 00:12:13,983 00:12:16,777 AND BODILY FUNCTIONS THAT GUYS LOVE? AND BODILY FUNCTIONS THAT GUYS LOVE?
251 00:12:16,819 00:12:20,114 WHY WOULD I WANT TO WATCH GWEN AND OWEN RISK THEIR LIVES? WHY WOULD I WANT TO WATCH GWEN AND OWEN RISK THEIR LIVES?
252 00:12:20,156 00:12:22,242 THIS IS LIFE AT ITS MOST RAW. THIS IS LIFE AT ITS MOST RAW.
253 00:12:22,283 00:12:24,369 CHECK OUT ELVIS HERE WITH HIS GUITAR. CHECK OUT ELVIS HERE WITH HIS GUITAR.
254 00:12:24,411 00:12:27,080 ONE MISSTEP, AND HIS GIRLFRIEND IS SHARK BAIT. ONE MISSTEP, AND HIS GIRLFRIEND IS SHARK BAIT.
255 00:12:27,121 00:12:29,708 NOW, THAT WOULD MAKE FOR AN INTERESTING SONG. NOW, THAT WOULD MAKE FOR AN INTERESTING SONG.
256 00:12:29,748 00:12:34,128 THEN AGAIN, DANGER IS KIND OF HOT. THEN AGAIN, DANGER IS KIND OF HOT.
257 00:12:39,050 00:12:40,552 YOU'RE STILL NOT MY TYPE. YOU'RE STILL NOT MY TYPE.
258 00:12:40,594 00:12:42,345 YOU MAKE ME SICK. YOU MAKE ME SICK.
259 00:12:43,804 00:12:45,640 (SCREECHING) SHNIKIES! (SCREECHING) SHNIKIES!
260 00:12:45,682 00:12:47,559 IT'S COMING THIS WAY. IT'S COMING THIS WAY.
261 00:12:47,601 00:12:50,687 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) WHAT DO WE DO?! (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) WHAT DO WE DO?!
262 00:12:50,729 00:12:52,063 STEP ON IT! STEP ON IT!
263 00:12:55,983 00:12:58,695 INCENSED EAGLE PARENTS. NICE TWIST. INCENSED EAGLE PARENTS. NICE TWIST.
264 00:12:59,696 00:13:01,406 (SCREECHES) (SCREECHES)
265 00:13:01,448 00:13:02,781 YOU CAN DO IT, GWEN. YOU CAN DO IT, GWEN.
266 00:13:02,823 00:13:05,243 YOU'RE THE MOST AWESOME GIRL I'VE EVER MET! YOU'RE THE MOST AWESOME GIRL I'VE EVER MET!
267 00:13:05,285 00:13:08,996 IN FACT, I WAS THINKING, I THINK I LO-- IN FACT, I WAS THINKING, I THINK I LO--
268 00:13:09,038 00:13:13,418 OKAY, I SO CAN'T DEAL WITH DISTRACTIONS RIGHT NOW TRENT! OKAY, I SO CAN'T DEAL WITH DISTRACTIONS RIGHT NOW TRENT!
269 00:13:13,460 00:13:15,253 THEN YOU'RE GONNA HATE THIS! THEN YOU'RE GONNA HATE THIS!
270 00:13:18,423 00:13:19,507 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS) (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS)
271 00:13:19,549 00:13:21,760 OH, WOW. OH, WOW.
272 00:13:21,800 00:13:23,678 SO BEAUTIFUL. SO BEAUTIFUL.
273 00:13:23,720 00:13:25,722 (GASPS) NO WORDS. (GASPS) NO WORDS.
274 00:13:31,311 00:13:35,607 GWEN, IGNORE THE INCREDIBLY HOT MAN CANDY AND KEEP WALKING! GWEN, IGNORE THE INCREDIBLY HOT MAN CANDY AND KEEP WALKING!
275 00:13:44,282 00:13:46,242 HMPH, IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT? HMPH, IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?
276 00:13:48,369 00:13:51,665 THERE YOU GO, LITTLE EAGLE ORPHAN EGGY. THERE YOU GO, LITTLE EAGLE ORPHAN EGGY.
277 00:13:51,706 00:13:54,041 DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE THAT-- DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE THAT--
278 00:13:54,083 00:13:57,170 RUN! SHE'S GETTING THE LEAD AGAIN! RUN! SHE'S GETTING THE LEAD AGAIN!
279 00:13:57,211 00:14:00,089 OKAY! SHEESH! OKAY! SHEESH!
280 00:14:02,049 00:14:03,551 GLAD YOU DIDN'T DIE BACK THERE. GLAD YOU DIDN'T DIE BACK THERE.
281 00:14:03,593 00:14:05,512 GEE, THANKS. GEE, THANKS.
282 00:14:05,553 00:14:07,722 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. THANKS FOR THE CUPCAKE. OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. THANKS FOR THE CUPCAKE.
283 00:14:07,764 00:14:10,141 -WHAT CUPCAKE? -THE ONE YOU LEFT FOR ME. -WHAT CUPCAKE? -THE ONE YOU LEFT FOR ME.
284 00:14:10,183 00:14:12,811 I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU A CUPCAKE. WAS IT GOOD? I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU A CUPCAKE. WAS IT GOOD?
285 00:14:12,851 00:14:15,480 I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T EAT IT. I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T EAT IT.
286 00:14:15,522 00:14:17,273 (STOMACH RUMBLING) (STOMACH RUMBLING)
287 00:14:17,315 00:14:19,526 OH! OH, OH, NO! OH! OH, OH, NO!
288 00:14:19,567 00:14:22,236 QUICK, WHERE'S THE BATHROOM OUT HERE?! QUICK, WHERE'S THE BATHROOM OUT HERE?!
289 00:14:27,742 00:14:29,452 OWEN, NO! OWEN, NO!
290 00:14:29,494 00:14:31,621 NOT IN THE CONFESSION CAN! NOT IN THE CONFESSION CAN!
291 00:14:31,663 00:14:33,289 (ALL GASP) (ALL GASP)
292 00:14:33,331 00:14:36,876 (FARTING) AAGHH! (WHIMPERS) (FARTING) AAGHH! (WHIMPERS)
293 00:14:36,917 00:14:40,087 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
294 00:14:40,129 00:14:43,383 MORNING, FELLOW FINALIST. (LAUGHS) MORNING, FELLOW FINALIST. (LAUGHS)
295 00:14:43,424 00:14:44,759 HEY, WHAT'S UP? HEY, WHAT'S UP?
296 00:14:47,887 00:14:51,307 THAT'S A REALLY GOOD-LOOKING CUPCAKE YOU GOT THERE. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD-LOOKING CUPCAKE YOU GOT THERE.
297 00:14:51,349 00:14:54,394 IT'S ALL CHOCOLATY AND GOOEY. IT'S ALL CHOCOLATY AND GOOEY.
298 00:14:54,435 00:14:55,812 KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
299 00:14:55,854 00:14:57,938 MMM. AW, YEAH! MMM. AW, YEAH!
300 00:14:57,980 00:15:00,692 THAT'S A GOOD CUPCAKE. THAT'S A GOOD CUPCAKE.
301 00:15:00,734 00:15:03,653 TRY TO AVOID THE CONFESSION BOOTH FOR A WHILE. TRY TO AVOID THE CONFESSION BOOTH FOR A WHILE.
302 00:15:03,695 00:15:07,073 THAT'S IT! GO, GIRL! YOU GOT IT! THAT'S IT! GO, GIRL! YOU GOT IT!
303 00:15:07,114 00:15:10,201 SO JUST TO CLARIFY, YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME ANYMORE? SO JUST TO CLARIFY, YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME ANYMORE?
304 00:15:10,243 00:15:11,870 -NO. -BUT YOU DON'T TRUST ME EITHER. -NO. -BUT YOU DON'T TRUST ME EITHER.
305 00:15:11,911 00:15:13,538 RIGHT AGAIN. RIGHT AGAIN.
306 00:15:13,580 00:15:15,206 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU? IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
307 00:15:15,248 00:15:16,541 UM... UM...
308 00:15:16,583 00:15:19,794 NOPE, NOTHING COMES TO MIND. NOPE, NOTHING COMES TO MIND.
309 00:15:19,836 00:15:22,463 (CRACK) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? (CRACK) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
310 00:15:22,505 00:15:25,633 (STRAINING) PROVING MY FEELINGS FOR YOU. (STRAINING) PROVING MY FEELINGS FOR YOU.
311 00:15:25,675 00:15:27,134 BY CARRYING A BOULDER? BY CARRYING A BOULDER?
312 00:15:27,176 00:15:29,804 UGH, IT'S NOT EASY, YOU KNOW. UGH, IT'S NOT EASY, YOU KNOW.
313 00:15:29,846 00:15:32,390 A GUY WOULD HAVE TO REALLY BE IN LOVE TO DO THIS, A GUY WOULD HAVE TO REALLY BE IN LOVE TO DO THIS,
314 00:15:32,432 00:15:33,641 DON'T YOU THINK? DON'T YOU THINK?
315 00:15:33,683 00:15:35,685 OR JUST REALLY STUPID. OR JUST REALLY STUPID.
316 00:15:35,727 00:15:37,353 I GET STRAIGHT As. I GET STRAIGHT As.
317 00:15:37,395 00:15:39,313 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE NUTS. WELL, I THINK YOU'RE NUTS.
318 00:15:44,694 00:15:46,279 OH, NO! OH, NO!
319 00:15:48,281 00:15:49,574 GWEN IS WINNING! GWEN IS WINNING!
320 00:15:49,616 00:15:51,910 OUR YACHT PARTY IS IN JEOPARDY! OUR YACHT PARTY IS IN JEOPARDY!
321 00:15:51,951 00:15:54,412 DUDES! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! DUDES! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
322 00:15:54,454 00:15:55,747 WAIT, I HAVE A PLAN. WAIT, I HAVE A PLAN.
323 00:15:55,789 00:15:58,124 HAS ANYONE SEEN A REALLY BIG ELECTRIC FAN HERE? HAS ANYONE SEEN A REALLY BIG ELECTRIC FAN HERE?
324 00:15:58,165 00:16:01,127 -SURE, GOT ONE IN MY TRAILER. -YOU DO? -SURE, GOT ONE IN MY TRAILER. -YOU DO?
325 00:16:01,168 00:16:04,297 DO YOU THINK I GET THIS WIND-BLOWN LOOK NATURALLY? DO YOU THINK I GET THIS WIND-BLOWN LOOK NATURALLY?
326 00:16:04,338 00:16:07,049 GET IT AND MEET ME HACK HERE! RUN! GET IT AND MEET ME HACK HERE! RUN!
327 00:16:08,718 00:16:11,053 YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF, YOU KNOW. YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF, YOU KNOW.
328 00:16:11,095 00:16:12,764 I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU.
329 00:16:15,809 00:16:18,937 (PANTING) (PANTING)
330 00:16:18,978 00:16:20,730 I CAN STILL WIN THIS. I CAN STILL WIN THIS.
331 00:16:20,772 00:16:23,357 GREAT ZEUS, IT HURTS! GREAT ZEUS, IT HURTS!
332 00:16:25,401 00:16:26,736 OOH! OOH!
333 00:16:34,410 00:16:36,955 THERE THEY ARE, TWO REAL COMPETITORS, THERE THEY ARE, TWO REAL COMPETITORS,
334 00:16:36,996 00:16:38,873 AND IF I MAY SAY, AND IF I MAY SAY,
335 00:16:38,915 00:16:43,002 TRULY PERSONIFYING THE SPIRIT OF THE REJECT OLYMPICS. TRULY PERSONIFYING THE SPIRIT OF THE REJECT OLYMPICS.
336 00:16:45,212 00:16:47,047 (STRAINING) HOW'S IT GOING? (STRAINING) HOW'S IT GOING?
337 00:16:47,089 00:16:50,343 OH, GOOD. HEY, DON'T GIVE UP. OH, GOOD. HEY, DON'T GIVE UP.
338 00:16:50,384 00:16:52,971 I THINK YOU'RE GETTING THROUGH TO HER, DUDE. I THINK YOU'RE GETTING THROUGH TO HER, DUDE.
339 00:16:53,012 00:16:56,557 GORDY, HOW I AM TIRED. GORDY, HOW I AM TIRED.
340 00:16:56,599 00:16:58,643 (GASPING) (GASPING)
341 00:16:58,685 00:17:01,312 UGH! OH... UGH! OH...
342 00:17:05,065 00:17:06,150 WHOO! WHOO!
343 00:17:06,192 00:17:07,944 YEAH, ALL RIGHT! YEAH, ALL RIGHT!
344 00:17:07,986 00:17:10,321 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) (CRICKETS CHIRPING)
345 00:17:14,492 00:17:17,704 HOT BROWNIES COMING THROUGH. HOT BROWNIES COMING THROUGH.
346 00:17:17,745 00:17:20,080 LINDSAY, THE FAN, NOW! LINDSAY, THE FAN, NOW!
347 00:17:28,589 00:17:30,508 AGH! MY WIG! AGH! MY WIG!
348 00:17:30,550 00:17:33,219 CAN'T YOU FREAKS DO ANYTHING RIGHT? CAN'T YOU FREAKS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
349 00:17:33,260 00:17:35,429 OOH, THAT'S IT. OOH, THAT'S IT.
350 00:17:35,471 00:17:38,098 I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF THAT GIRL. I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF THAT GIRL.
351 00:17:40,351 00:17:41,310 (GRUNTS) HMM. (GRUNTS) HMM.
352 00:17:41,352 00:17:42,770 AAH! AAH!
353 00:17:49,360 00:17:51,696 AAH, LET ME OUT OF HERE! AAH, LET ME OUT OF HERE!
354 00:17:51,738 00:17:54,991 OH! OH, MY GOSH! OH! OH, MY GOSH!
355 00:17:55,033 00:17:57,159 OWEN, YOU ARE SO GROSS! OWEN, YOU ARE SO GROSS!
356 00:18:01,748 00:18:03,708 (GASPING) (GASPING)
357 00:18:03,750 00:18:05,877 I THINK IT'S OVER FOR ME, DUDE. I THINK IT'S OVER FOR ME, DUDE.
358 00:18:05,919 00:18:07,169 IT'S TOO BAD, BRO. IT'S TOO BAD, BRO.
359 00:18:07,211 00:18:08,963 I WOULD HAVE LIKED GOING TO THAT PARTY. I WOULD HAVE LIKED GOING TO THAT PARTY.
360 00:18:09,005 00:18:10,423 (SNIFFING) (SNIFFING)
361 00:18:10,464 00:18:12,550 WAIT, IS THAT... WAIT, IS THAT...
362 00:18:12,592 00:18:14,468 BROWNIES?! BROWNIES?!
363 00:18:14,510 00:18:17,388 MOVE!! MOVE!!
364 00:18:23,436 00:18:25,187 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
365 00:18:31,277 00:18:33,029 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
366 00:18:38,492 00:18:40,620 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
367 00:18:40,661 00:18:42,580 WHAT HAPPENED?! WHAT HAPPENED?!
368 00:18:42,622 00:18:44,874 WHO WON?! HELLO?! WHO WON?! HELLO?!
369 00:18:44,916 00:18:47,167 UGH, UGH! UGH, UGH!
370 00:18:47,209 00:18:48,711 WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
371 00:18:48,753 00:18:51,171 I WON! I WON! I WON! I WON!
372 00:18:51,213 00:18:52,506 YOU OKAY? YOU OKAY?
373 00:18:52,548 00:18:53,674 YEAH. YEAH.
374 00:18:53,716 00:18:55,384 JUST REMIND ME NEVER TO GET BETWEEN OWEN JUST REMIND ME NEVER TO GET BETWEEN OWEN
375 00:18:55,426 00:18:56,970 AND A BROWNIE AGAIN. AND A BROWNIE AGAIN.
376 00:18:57,011 00:18:58,763 YAY! YAY!
377 00:18:58,805 00:19:00,306 (SIGHS) SO THAT'S THAT. (SIGHS) SO THAT'S THAT.
378 00:19:00,347 00:19:01,557 OWEN WON. OWEN WON.
379 00:19:01,599 00:19:03,559 WHOO! WHOO!
380 00:19:03,601 00:19:05,645 AH, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY-- AH, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY--
381 00:19:05,686 00:19:07,021 IT'S GONNA BE ONE HECK OF A PARTY. IT'S GONNA BE ONE HECK OF A PARTY.
382 00:19:10,190 00:19:13,193 (CLEARS THROAT) AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? (CLEARS THROAT) AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
383 00:19:14,695 00:19:17,406 (LAUGHS) AAH! PUT ME DOWN! (LAUGHS) AAH! PUT ME DOWN!
384 00:19:17,448 00:19:20,076 SAY YOU'LL GO OUT WITH ME. COME ON, SAY IT! SAY YOU'LL GO OUT WITH ME. COME ON, SAY IT!
385 00:19:20,118 00:19:23,871 (LAUGHS) OKAY, OKAY, I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU! (LAUGHS) OKAY, OKAY, I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU!
386 00:19:23,913 00:19:25,706 -YEAH? -YEAH. -YEAH? -YEAH.
387 00:19:25,748 00:19:28,001 COOL. COOL.
388 00:19:28,042 00:19:30,294 YOU GUYS ARE GOING OUT?! AWESOME! YOU GUYS ARE GOING OUT?! AWESOME!
389 00:19:30,336 00:19:32,672 YOU'RE COMING TO MY PARTY TOGETHER! YOU'RE COMING TO MY PARTY TOGETHER!
390 00:19:32,713 00:19:36,634 WHOO-HOO! I'M A $100,000-IONAIRE. WHOO-HOO! I'M A $100,000-IONAIRE.
391 00:19:36,676 00:19:38,719 (LAUGHS) WHOO-HOO! (LAUGHS) WHOO-HOO!
392 00:19:47,394 00:19:49,105 YOU REALLY STINK. YOU REALLY STINK.
393 00:19:50,481 00:19:54,902 HERE WE ARE AT THE LAST BONFIRE EVER. HERE WE ARE AT THE LAST BONFIRE EVER.
394 00:19:54,944 00:19:58,781 AFTER EIGHT BRUTAL WEEKS, IT IS MY PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE AFTER EIGHT BRUTAL WEEKS, IT IS MY PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE
395 00:19:58,823 00:20:02,910 THE WINNER OF "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND," THE WINNER OF "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,"
396 00:20:02,952 00:20:04,620 OWEN! OWEN!
397 00:20:04,662 00:20:06,039 (ALL CHEER) (ALL CHEER)
398 00:20:06,080 00:20:08,248 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
399 00:20:08,290 00:20:09,792 YEAH, BABY! YEAH, BABY!
400 00:20:09,834 00:20:11,711 HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY, CHRIS? HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY, CHRIS?
401 00:20:11,752 00:20:13,587 (CHUCKLES) I'M SO PSYCHED! (CHUCKLES) I'M SO PSYCHED!
402 00:20:13,629 00:20:14,839 THIS IS JUST... THIS IS JUST...
403 00:20:14,881 00:20:16,007 ALL: AWESOME? ALL: AWESOME?
404 00:20:16,049 00:20:17,383 YES! YES!
405 00:20:17,424 00:20:18,926 PARTY NEXT WEEK, EVERYONE! PARTY NEXT WEEK, EVERYONE!
406 00:20:18,968 00:20:21,179 (ALL CHEER) (ALL CHEER)
407 00:20:21,220 00:20:23,014 YOU EVEN A BIT BUMMED? YOU EVEN A BIT BUMMED?
408 00:20:23,056 00:20:26,100 I GUESS, BUT, HEY, I CAME SECOND OUT OF 22. I GUESS, BUT, HEY, I CAME SECOND OUT OF 22.
409 00:20:26,142 00:20:27,309 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? THAT'S PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?
410 00:20:27,351 00:20:29,436 OWEN, AT THIS TIME, OWEN, AT THIS TIME,
411 00:20:29,478 00:20:32,857 I GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE SYMBOL OF SURVIVAL-- I GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE SYMBOL OF SURVIVAL--
412 00:20:32,899 00:20:35,401 THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW. THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW.
413 00:20:35,442 00:20:38,612 I'LL TREASURE IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I'LL TREASURE IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
414 00:20:38,654 00:20:39,906 OH, SCREW IT. OH, SCREW IT.
415 00:20:39,947 00:20:42,825 I CAN BUY ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS I WANT NOW. I CAN BUY ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS I WANT NOW.
416 00:20:42,867 00:20:45,119 YO, OWEN, YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S TIME FOR? YO, OWEN, YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S TIME FOR?
417 00:20:47,788 00:20:49,707 N-NO, NO, GUYS! MY HAIR! N-NO, NO, GUYS! MY HAIR!
418 00:20:49,749 00:20:52,168 DUDES! DUDES!
419 00:20:52,210 00:20:54,336 BOYS: ONE...TWO... BOYS: ONE...TWO...
420 00:20:54,378 00:20:56,255 -THREE! -AGH! -THREE! -AGH!
421 00:20:59,258 00:21:01,552 (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER)
422 00:21:01,594 00:21:04,138 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT ALL SUMMER. I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT ALL SUMMER.
423 00:21:04,180 00:21:06,766 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PRETTY BOY, HUH? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PRETTY BOY, HUH?
424 00:21:06,807 00:21:09,727 (SINGSONG) OH, CHEF. (SINGSONG) OH, CHEF.
425 00:21:09,769 00:21:12,146 (LAUGHS) YOU'RE NEXT, DUDE. (LAUGHS) YOU'RE NEXT, DUDE.
426 00:21:12,188 00:21:15,274 (CHEF SCREAMS) (CHEF SCREAMS)
427 00:21:15,315 00:21:18,236 OH, COME ON, YOU'VE GOT TO BE OH, COME ON, YOU'VE GOT TO BE
428 00:21:18,277 00:21:20,529 A LITTLE BIT HAPPY TO SEE HIM GET DUNKED. A LITTLE BIT HAPPY TO SEE HIM GET DUNKED.
429 00:21:20,571 00:21:21,864 NO. NO.
430 00:21:21,906 00:21:24,158 YEAH. A BIT. YEAH. A BIT.
431 00:21:24,200 00:21:26,285 YOU STILL STINK, THOUGH. YOU STILL STINK, THOUGH.