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1 00:00:02,294 00:00:05,005 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND", CHRIS: LAST TIME ON "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND",
2 00:00:05,046 00:00:08,884 YOURS TRULY WAS OFF M.C.ing A SWANKY AWARDS SHOW. YOURS TRULY WAS OFF M.C.ing A SWANKY AWARDS SHOW.
3 00:00:08,926 00:00:11,762 SO CHEF TOOK OVER AS HOST, AND, MAN, SO CHEF TOOK OVER AS HOST, AND, MAN,
4 00:00:11,804 00:00:15,056 WAS HE BRUTAL TO THE CAMPERS. WAS HE BRUTAL TO THE CAMPERS.
5 00:00:15,098 00:00:17,476 NOT ONLY DID HE DUMP THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS NOT ONLY DID HE DUMP THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS
6 00:00:17,518 00:00:20,103 TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES, BUT HE LEFT THEM ALONE TO FEND FOR THEMSELVES, BUT HE LEFT THEM ALONE
7 00:00:20,145 00:00:24,358 WITH SCARY DUDE SASQUATCHANAKWA. WITH SCARY DUDE SASQUATCHANAKWA.
8 00:00:24,399 00:00:26,485 THEY RAN HELTER. THEY RAN SKELTER. THEY RAN HELTER. THEY RAN SKELTER.
9 00:00:26,527 00:00:29,112 THEY RAN INTO A CROWDED BAT CAVE. THEY RAN INTO A CROWDED BAT CAVE.
10 00:00:29,154 00:00:31,490 MASSIVE MISTAKE, I MIGHT ADD. MASSIVE MISTAKE, I MIGHT ADD.
11 00:00:31,532 00:00:34,242 ULTIMATELY, THE GIRLS ADMITTED DEFEAT. ULTIMATELY, THE GIRLS ADMITTED DEFEAT.
12 00:00:34,284 00:00:35,744 SO THE GUYS SHARED THEIR LOOT, SO THE GUYS SHARED THEIR LOOT,
13 00:00:35,786 00:00:37,913 BUT THE GIRLS OUTFOXED THEM BUT THE GIRLS OUTFOXED THEM
14 00:00:37,955 00:00:39,915 AND WALKED OFF WITH EVERYTHING, AND WALKED OFF WITH EVERYTHING,
15 00:00:39,957 00:00:43,251 INCLUDING THEIR DIGNITY, PROVING ONCE AGAIN INCLUDING THEIR DIGNITY, PROVING ONCE AGAIN
16 00:00:43,293 00:00:46,421 THAT HOT CHICKS TRUMP GULLIBLE GUYS EVERY TIME. THAT HOT CHICKS TRUMP GULLIBLE GUYS EVERY TIME.
17 00:00:46,463 00:00:48,924 IN THE END, IT WAS BAD BOY DUNCAN IN THE END, IT WAS BAD BOY DUNCAN
18 00:00:48,966 00:00:51,343 WHO TOOK THE WALK OF SHAME, WHO TOOK THE WALK OF SHAME,
19 00:00:51,385 00:00:54,388 LEAVING THREE GLUTTON-FOR-PUNISHMENT CAMPERS LEAVING THREE GLUTTON-FOR-PUNISHMENT CAMPERS
20 00:00:54,429 00:00:57,766 HEADING INTO OUR MOST EXCITING CHALLENGE YET. HEADING INTO OUR MOST EXCITING CHALLENGE YET.
21 00:00:57,808 00:00:59,727 DON'T BELIEVE ME? DON'T BELIEVE ME?
22 00:00:59,768 00:01:04,857 THEN I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO WATCH THIS EPISODE THEN I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO WATCH THIS EPISODE
23 00:01:04,899 00:01:08,777 OF "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"! OF "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"!
24 00:01:15,910 00:01:18,286 ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
25 00:01:18,328 00:01:21,248 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
26 00:01:21,289 00:01:23,542 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
27 00:01:23,584 00:01:26,545 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
28 00:01:26,587 00:01:31,800 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
29 00:01:31,842 00:01:34,845 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
30 00:01:34,887 00:01:37,431 ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
31 00:01:37,472 00:01:40,017 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
32 00:01:40,059 00:01:42,561 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
33 00:01:42,603 00:01:48,149 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
34 00:01:48,191 00:01:50,277 ♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪ ♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
35 00:01:50,318 00:01:53,864 ♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪ ♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
36 00:01:53,906 00:01:56,742 ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪
37 00:01:56,784 00:01:59,578 ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
38 00:01:59,620 00:02:02,122 ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪
39 00:02:02,163 00:02:05,084 ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
40 00:02:05,125 00:02:08,670 (WHISTLING) (WHISTLING)
41 00:02:18,680 00:02:20,223 (FEEDBACK) CHRIS: CAMPERS! (FEEDBACK) CHRIS: CAMPERS!
42 00:02:20,265 00:02:23,143 WELCOME TO THE SEMIFINALS. WELCOME TO THE SEMIFINALS.
43 00:02:23,184 00:02:25,228 TODAY, WE REWARD OUR CHALLENGERS TODAY, WE REWARD OUR CHALLENGERS
44 00:02:25,270 00:02:28,816 WITH AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKE BREAKFAST. WITH AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKE BREAKFAST.
45 00:02:28,857 00:02:31,526 THAT'S RIGHT, GENUINE FOOD BYPRODUCTS THAT'S RIGHT, GENUINE FOOD BYPRODUCTS
46 00:02:31,568 00:02:33,361 SERVED WITH FRESH INGREDIENTS SERVED WITH FRESH INGREDIENTS
47 00:02:33,403 00:02:35,864 RELATIVELY CLOSE TO THEIR EXPIRATION DATES. RELATIVELY CLOSE TO THEIR EXPIRATION DATES.
48 00:02:43,371 00:02:46,333 SO I ACTUALLY MADE IT TO THE FINAL THREE. SO I ACTUALLY MADE IT TO THE FINAL THREE.
49 00:02:46,374 00:02:49,252 JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW FAR A BAD ATTITUDE CAN GET YOU. JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW FAR A BAD ATTITUDE CAN GET YOU.
50 00:02:51,338 00:02:52,965 WHATEVER. WHATEVER.
51 00:02:53,007 00:02:54,173 I KNEW I'D MAKE IT TO THE END. I KNEW I'D MAKE IT TO THE END.
52 00:02:54,215 00:02:55,634 BIG SHOCKER. BIG SHOCKER.
53 00:02:55,676 00:02:58,428 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WEIRD GOTH GIRL MADE IT. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WEIRD GOTH GIRL MADE IT.
54 00:02:58,470 00:03:00,472 I WANTED TO BELIEVE IT. I WANTED TO BELIEVE IT.
55 00:03:00,514 00:03:02,933 I DREAMT IT COULD BE TRUE. I DREAMT IT COULD BE TRUE.
56 00:03:02,975 00:03:06,185 AND NOW THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE. AND NOW THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE.
57 00:03:06,227 00:03:08,105 ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKES! ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKES!
58 00:03:08,147 00:03:10,440 YES! YES!
59 00:03:10,482 00:03:13,234 ♪ WE'RE GETTING PANCAKES! WE'RE GETTING PANCAKES! ♪ ♪ WE'RE GETTING PANCAKES! WE'RE GETTING PANCAKES! ♪
60 00:03:22,494 00:03:23,996 DON'T BE SHY, DUDE. DON'T BE SHY, DUDE.
61 00:03:24,038 00:03:27,041 FOUR WORDS: "ALL YOU CAN EAT." FOUR WORDS: "ALL YOU CAN EAT."
62 00:03:27,082 00:03:29,751 YOU GOT THE PANCAKES, I GOT THE STOMACH. YOU GOT THE PANCAKES, I GOT THE STOMACH.
63 00:03:29,793 00:03:31,252 (LAUGHS) TEE 'EM UP! (LAUGHS) TEE 'EM UP!
64 00:03:37,509 00:03:39,053 OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!
65 00:03:39,094 00:03:41,680 NOW YOU'RE TALKING, BABY! (LAUGHS) NOW YOU'RE TALKING, BABY! (LAUGHS)
66 00:03:41,722 00:03:44,725 YEAH, THE MONEY WOULD BE AWESOME, YEAH, THE MONEY WOULD BE AWESOME,
67 00:03:44,766 00:03:46,852 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE SWEETER? BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE SWEETER?
68 00:03:46,894 00:03:49,188 MAKING SURE HEATHER LOSES. MAKING SURE HEATHER LOSES.
69 00:03:49,229 00:03:51,106 LUCKILY, I'M UP AGAINST THE FREAK SHOW LUCKILY, I'M UP AGAINST THE FREAK SHOW
70 00:03:51,148 00:03:52,816 AND FATTY GINORMOUS, SO THEY MAY AS WELL AND FATTY GINORMOUS, SO THEY MAY AS WELL
71 00:03:52,858 00:03:54,526 JUST GIVE ME THE CHECK. JUST GIVE ME THE CHECK.
72 00:03:54,568 00:03:55,986 I MEAN, COME ON. I MEAN, COME ON.
73 00:03:56,028 00:03:58,072 I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO'S GONNA WIN. I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO'S GONNA WIN.
74 00:03:58,113 00:04:00,991 PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES! PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES!
75 00:04:01,033 00:04:04,203 IF I WIN, I'M GONNA BUY CAMP WAWANAKWA IF I WIN, I'M GONNA BUY CAMP WAWANAKWA
76 00:04:04,244 00:04:07,622 SO I CAN BURN IT DOWN AND TURN IT INTO A GRAVEYARD. SO I CAN BURN IT DOWN AND TURN IT INTO A GRAVEYARD.
77 00:04:07,664 00:04:11,334 PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES! (LAUGHS) PANCAKES, PANCAKES, PANCAKES! (LAUGHS)
78 00:04:11,376 00:04:15,047 WHEN I WIN, I'M THINKING OF MY OWN SPIN-OFF SERIES-- WHEN I WIN, I'M THINKING OF MY OWN SPIN-OFF SERIES--
79 00:04:15,089 00:04:17,632 "THE WORLD ACCORDING TO HEATHER." "THE WORLD ACCORDING TO HEATHER."
80 00:04:17,674 00:04:19,176 I'D NEVER WIN. I'D NEVER WIN.
81 00:04:19,218 00:04:22,763 BUT IF I DID, I'D START EVERY DAY WITH PANCAKES. BUT IF I DID, I'D START EVERY DAY WITH PANCAKES.
82 00:04:22,804 00:04:24,932 'CAUSE THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE MINI SUNSHINES 'CAUSE THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE MINI SUNSHINES
83 00:04:24,973 00:04:27,059 FILLED WITH YUMMY FUN. FILLED WITH YUMMY FUN.
84 00:04:27,101 00:04:30,437 PERSONALLY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH DRAMA HERE TO LAST A LIFETIME. PERSONALLY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH DRAMA HERE TO LAST A LIFETIME.
85 00:04:30,478 00:04:33,523 I MEAN, OWEN'S OKAY, BUT EIGHT WEEKS OF HEATHER I MEAN, OWEN'S OKAY, BUT EIGHT WEEKS OF HEATHER
86 00:04:33,565 00:04:36,484 WAS ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS A MOUTHFUL OF IMPACTED MOLARS. WAS ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS A MOUTHFUL OF IMPACTED MOLARS.
87 00:04:36,526 00:04:40,280 SURE, EIGHT WEEKS WITH THESE LOSERS IS CAUSE FOR INSANITY, SURE, EIGHT WEEKS WITH THESE LOSERS IS CAUSE FOR INSANITY,
88 00:04:40,321 00:04:42,616 BUT AT LEAST THE MOTHER SHIP KNOWS WHERE GWEN IS NOW BUT AT LEAST THE MOTHER SHIP KNOWS WHERE GWEN IS NOW
89 00:04:42,657 00:04:44,952 SO THEY CAN RETRIEVE HER. SO THEY CAN RETRIEVE HER.
90 00:04:44,993 00:04:46,411 AND GREENPEACE CAN BAG AND TAG OWEN AND GREENPEACE CAN BAG AND TAG OWEN
91 00:04:46,453 00:04:49,248 AS THE HAZARDOUS WASTE THAT HE IS. AS THE HAZARDOUS WASTE THAT HE IS.
92 00:04:49,289 00:04:52,542 BUT ALL THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKES BUT ALL THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT PANCAKES
93 00:04:52,584 00:04:56,255 IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE SPECIAL WITHOUT FRIENDS TO SHARE THEM. IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE SPECIAL WITHOUT FRIENDS TO SHARE THEM.
94 00:04:56,296 00:04:58,381 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
95 00:04:58,423 00:05:01,468 SURE, OWEN'S DUMB LUCK HAS WON HIM A FEW CHALLENGES, SURE, OWEN'S DUMB LUCK HAS WON HIM A FEW CHALLENGES,
96 00:05:01,509 00:05:03,386 BUT IT'S HIS ABILITY NOT TO BE DISGUSTED BUT IT'S HIS ABILITY NOT TO BE DISGUSTED
97 00:05:03,428 00:05:05,680 BY ANYTHING EDIBLE THAT WORRIES ME. BY ANYTHING EDIBLE THAT WORRIES ME.
98 00:05:05,722 00:05:07,724 YOU EVER NOTICE HOW MUCH A TOILET SEAT YOU EVER NOTICE HOW MUCH A TOILET SEAT
99 00:05:07,766 00:05:10,227 LOOKS LIKE A PANCAKE? (LAUGHS) LOOKS LIKE A PANCAKE? (LAUGHS)
100 00:05:12,604 00:05:15,315 AND LAZY. AND LAZY.
101 00:05:15,356 00:05:18,735 UGH, SLOTHS COULD TAKE A CUE FROM "SLOW-EN." UGH, SLOTHS COULD TAKE A CUE FROM "SLOW-EN."
102 00:05:18,777 00:05:21,613 (LAUGHS) I SHOULD PROBABLY SPIT THIS OUT. (LAUGHS) I SHOULD PROBABLY SPIT THIS OUT.
103 00:05:21,655 00:05:23,573 (SNORES) (SNORES)
104 00:05:23,615 00:05:25,784 THANKFULLY, GWEN HAS NO STRENGTHS. THANKFULLY, GWEN HAS NO STRENGTHS.
105 00:05:25,826 00:05:27,244 SHE'S JUST A LOW-RENT GUTTER PUNK SHE'S JUST A LOW-RENT GUTTER PUNK
106 00:05:27,286 00:05:29,537 WITH DRAGON BREATH AND UGLY HAIR. WITH DRAGON BREATH AND UGLY HAIR.
107 00:05:29,579 00:05:33,583 HEATHER'S STRENGTH IS OBVIOUSLY HER BOTTOMLESS PIT OF MEAN. HEATHER'S STRENGTH IS OBVIOUSLY HER BOTTOMLESS PIT OF MEAN.
108 00:05:33,625 00:05:37,336 I'M BANKING ON HER MASSIVE EGO TO BE HER DOWNFALL. I'M BANKING ON HER MASSIVE EGO TO BE HER DOWNFALL.
109 00:05:37,378 00:05:39,422 (SNORES) (SNORES)
110 00:05:41,508 00:05:45,179 CAMPERS, WELCOME TO THE SEMIFINALS. CAMPERS, WELCOME TO THE SEMIFINALS.
111 00:05:45,220 00:05:48,640 THE PRODUCERS RAN OUT OF INSANE WAYS OF TORTURING YOU, THE PRODUCERS RAN OUT OF INSANE WAYS OF TORTURING YOU,
112 00:05:48,682 00:05:51,185 SO... SO...
113 00:05:51,226 00:05:53,937 THEY ASKED THE OUSTED CAMPERS FOR IDEAS. THEY ASKED THE OUSTED CAMPERS FOR IDEAS.
114 00:05:53,979 00:05:56,857 TURNS OUT THEY HAD A LOT. TURNS OUT THEY HAD A LOT.
115 00:05:56,898 00:06:01,069 THEY PROVIDED US WITH THE SICKEST, MOST TWISTED, THEY PROVIDED US WITH THE SICKEST, MOST TWISTED,
116 00:06:01,111 00:06:06,158 AND INSANE DARES IMAGINABLE IN "TDI'S" VERSION OF... AND INSANE DARES IMAGINABLE IN "TDI'S" VERSION OF...
117 00:06:06,200 00:06:08,910 SPIN THE BOTTLE! SPIN THE BOTTLE!
118 00:06:08,952 00:06:11,955 STARTING WITH IZZY, TRENT, STARTING WITH IZZY, TRENT,
119 00:06:11,997 00:06:15,750 CODY, JUSTIN, CODY, JUSTIN,
120 00:06:15,792 00:06:19,629 NOAH, LESHAWNA, LINDSAY, NOAH, LESHAWNA, LINDSAY,
121 00:06:19,671 00:06:21,798 BETH, TYLER, BETH, TYLER,
122 00:06:21,840 00:06:26,345 HAROLD, D.J. GEOFF, BRIDGETTE, HAROLD, D.J. GEOFF, BRIDGETTE,
123 00:06:26,385 00:06:29,097 DUNCAN, COURTNEY, EVA, DUNCAN, COURTNEY, EVA,
124 00:06:29,139 00:06:31,266 KATIE AND SADIE, KATIE AND SADIE,
125 00:06:31,308 00:06:34,895 AND THE HOMESCHOOLED, MISOGYNISTIC COUNTRY BOY, AND THE HOMESCHOOLED, MISOGYNISTIC COUNTRY BOY,
126 00:06:34,936 00:06:37,105 EZEKIEL. EZEKIEL.
127 00:06:37,147 00:06:39,983 PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER, AND WE'VE GOT A HIGH-STAKES GAME PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER, AND WE'VE GOT A HIGH-STAKES GAME
128 00:06:40,025 00:06:44,029 OF "I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU"! OF "I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU"!
129 00:06:44,071 00:06:45,947 WHAT IS THIS, GRADE 5? WHAT IS THIS, GRADE 5?
130 00:06:45,989 00:06:47,866 WHY DON'T WE JUST DO SEVEN MINUTES OF HEAVEN WHY DON'T WE JUST DO SEVEN MINUTES OF HEAVEN
131 00:06:47,908 00:06:49,534 IN A SKANKY BASEMENT CLOSET? IN A SKANKY BASEMENT CLOSET?
132 00:06:49,576 00:06:51,828 YEAH! GOOD CALL! YEAH! GOOD CALL!
133 00:06:51,870 00:06:52,913 LET'S DO IT! LET'S DO IT!
134 00:06:52,954 00:06:54,373 OW! OW!
135 00:06:54,413 00:06:57,292 EACH PLAYER WILL TAKE TURNS SPINNING THE BOTTLE. EACH PLAYER WILL TAKE TURNS SPINNING THE BOTTLE.
136 00:06:57,334 00:06:58,960 THE CAMPER THAT YOU LAND ON DETERMINES THE CAMPER THAT YOU LAND ON DETERMINES
137 00:06:59,002 00:07:00,879 THE DARE YOU'LL PERFORM. THE DARE YOU'LL PERFORM.
138 00:07:00,921 00:07:02,881 YOU CAN TAKE THE DARE YOURSELF YOU CAN TAKE THE DARE YOURSELF
139 00:07:02,923 00:07:05,384 AND WIN A GET-OUT-OF-DARE FREEBIE AND WIN A GET-OUT-OF-DARE FREEBIE
140 00:07:05,424 00:07:08,178 OR INFLICT THE DARE ON A FELLOW CAMPER OR INFLICT THE DARE ON A FELLOW CAMPER
141 00:07:08,220 00:07:09,512 IN HOPES OF BOOTING THEM OUT. IN HOPES OF BOOTING THEM OUT.
142 00:07:09,554 00:07:11,932 AND IF WE REFUSE TO DO THE DARE? AND IF WE REFUSE TO DO THE DARE?
143 00:07:11,973 00:07:13,808 OH, NOT A GOOD OPTION. OH, NOT A GOOD OPTION.
144 00:07:13,850 00:07:15,936 ANYONE WHO CHICKENS OUT OF THEIR DARE ANYONE WHO CHICKENS OUT OF THEIR DARE
145 00:07:15,977 00:07:18,146 WILL BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE DOCK OF SHAME, WILL BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE DOCK OF SHAME,
146 00:07:18,188 00:07:20,148 BOARD THE BOAT OF LOSERS, BOARD THE BOAT OF LOSERS,
147 00:07:20,190 00:07:23,526 DO NOT GO TO BONFIRE, DO NOT COLLECT MARSHMALLOW, DO NOT GO TO BONFIRE, DO NOT COLLECT MARSHMALLOW,
148 00:07:23,568 00:07:27,447 AND DO NOT GET TO WIN $100,000. AND DO NOT GET TO WIN $100,000.
149 00:07:27,488 00:07:30,491 WOW, A SUDDEN-DEATH ELIMINATION. WOW, A SUDDEN-DEATH ELIMINATION.
150 00:07:30,533 00:07:31,993 GOOD ONE. GOOD ONE.
151 00:07:32,035 00:07:35,455 OKAY, WHO'S READY TO HUMILIATE THEMSELVES FIRST? OKAY, WHO'S READY TO HUMILIATE THEMSELVES FIRST?
152 00:07:38,292 00:07:43,797 OH, WHAT THE HECK. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. OH, WHAT THE HECK. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
153 00:07:43,838 00:07:45,632 OKAY, SO HERE'S THE DEAL. OKAY, SO HERE'S THE DEAL.
154 00:07:45,673 00:07:48,843 CHEF AND I HAVE A LITTLE SIDE BET GOING. CHEF AND I HAVE A LITTLE SIDE BET GOING.
155 00:07:48,885 00:07:52,764 WHOEVER PUKES FIRST HAS TO PONY UP 100 BUCKS. WHOEVER PUKES FIRST HAS TO PONY UP 100 BUCKS.
156 00:07:52,806 00:07:56,768 OKAY, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! OKAY, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
157 00:07:56,810 00:07:58,228 DUNCAN'S DARE. DUNCAN'S DARE.
158 00:07:58,270 00:08:00,355 LICK OWEN'S ARMPIT. LICK OWEN'S ARMPIT.
159 00:08:03,191 00:08:06,320 GWEN, YOU CAN PERFORM THE DARE YOURSELF GWEN, YOU CAN PERFORM THE DARE YOURSELF
160 00:08:06,361 00:08:09,281 OR DARE ONE OF YOUR COMPETITORS TO DO IT. OR DARE ONE OF YOUR COMPETITORS TO DO IT.
161 00:08:09,323 00:08:11,574 (CHUCKLES) EITHER WAY, (CHUCKLES) EITHER WAY,
162 00:08:11,616 00:08:14,744 SOMEONE'S LICKING SOME ARMPIT IN THE NEXT MINUTE. SOMEONE'S LICKING SOME ARMPIT IN THE NEXT MINUTE.
163 00:08:14,786 00:08:16,537 I TRIPLE DOG DARE HEATHER. I TRIPLE DOG DARE HEATHER.
164 00:08:25,422 00:08:28,175 YOU COULD IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE LICKING AN ICE-CREAM CONE. YOU COULD IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE LICKING AN ICE-CREAM CONE.
165 00:08:28,216 00:08:29,217 SHUT UP, OWEN! SHUT UP, OWEN!
166 00:08:29,259 00:08:30,551 MINUS THE B.O. MINUS THE B.O.
167 00:08:30,593 00:08:31,636 I'M WARNING YOU! I'M WARNING YOU!
168 00:08:33,013 00:08:34,473 OH, AND THE PIT HAIR. OH, AND THE PIT HAIR.
169 00:08:34,514 00:08:36,016 (GAGS) (GAGS)
170 00:08:38,101 00:08:40,561 OH HO HO, MAN! OH HO HO, MAN!
171 00:08:40,603 00:08:43,357 THAT WAS SO SICK. THAT WAS SO SICK.
172 00:08:43,398 00:08:45,900 I NEARLY PUKED. I NEARLY PUKED.
173 00:08:45,942 00:08:47,319 NEARLY. NEARLY.
174 00:08:49,529 00:08:50,822 (GAGS) (GAGS)
175 00:09:01,041 00:09:04,044 EZEKIEL'S DARE IS... EZEKIEL'S DARE IS...
176 00:09:04,085 00:09:09,466 CHEW YOUR OWN TOENAIL SLOWLY. CHEW YOUR OWN TOENAIL SLOWLY.
177 00:09:09,508 00:09:11,510 GWEN! I DARE GWEN. GWEN! I DARE GWEN.
178 00:09:14,137 00:09:15,638 DON'T CHOKE ON IT, HONEY. DON'T CHOKE ON IT, HONEY.
179 00:09:35,909 00:09:37,327 AH AH AH AH. AH AH AH AH.
180 00:09:37,369 00:09:38,995 HE SAID CHEW IT SLOWLY. HE SAID CHEW IT SLOWLY.
181 00:09:43,666 00:09:45,210 (GULPS) (GULPS)
182 00:09:45,252 00:09:47,087 THERE. SATISFIED? THERE. SATISFIED?
183 00:09:47,128 00:09:48,171 VERY. VERY.
184 00:09:48,213 00:09:50,215 I'M JUST PICTURING TRENT WATCHING THIS, I'M JUST PICTURING TRENT WATCHING THIS,
185 00:09:50,257 00:09:51,632 AND SOMETHING TELLS ME HE WON'T BE EAGER AND SOMETHING TELLS ME HE WON'T BE EAGER
186 00:09:51,674 00:09:54,719 TO LOCK LIPS WITH YOU ANYTIME SOON. TO LOCK LIPS WITH YOU ANYTIME SOON.
187 00:09:54,761 00:09:56,763 YOU SHOULD TALK, PIT BREATH. YOU SHOULD TALK, PIT BREATH.
188 00:10:04,979 00:10:06,106 BETH. BETH.
189 00:10:06,147 00:10:10,485 RECHEWING A WAD OF HAROLD'S GUM. RECHEWING A WAD OF HAROLD'S GUM.
190 00:10:10,527 00:10:12,487 I WILL TAKE THE DARE! I WILL TAKE THE DARE!
191 00:10:12,529 00:10:13,863 BOTH: EW! BOTH: EW!
192 00:10:13,905 00:10:16,366 DUDE, IT'S CHEWED GUM. DUDE, IT'S CHEWED GUM.
193 00:10:16,408 00:10:18,659 HAROLD'S CHEWED GUM. HAROLD'S CHEWED GUM.
194 00:10:18,701 00:10:21,829 I KNOW, BUT IT MUST BE PRETTY SPECIAL IF HE'S BEEN SAVING IT. I KNOW, BUT IT MUST BE PRETTY SPECIAL IF HE'S BEEN SAVING IT.
195 00:10:31,381 00:10:32,840 MMM. MMM.
196 00:10:32,882 00:10:34,842 FULL BODY. FULL BODY.
197 00:10:34,884 00:10:37,971 A DELICATE, FRUITY AROMA WITH A HINT OF CITRUS. A DELICATE, FRUITY AROMA WITH A HINT OF CITRUS.
198 00:10:38,012 00:10:40,432 (LAUGHS) ROBUST, YET BALANCED. (LAUGHS) ROBUST, YET BALANCED.
199 00:10:40,474 00:10:42,642 OH, SUMMERY. OH, SUMMERY.
200 00:10:42,683 00:10:43,768 OOOH! OOOH!
201 00:10:43,810 00:10:45,812 AND A CRUNCHY CENTER. AND A CRUNCHY CENTER.
202 00:10:48,856 00:10:50,024 (GAGS) (GAGS)
203 00:10:52,819 00:10:54,613 WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
204 00:10:54,654 00:10:58,658 OWEN WINS THE FIRST FREEBIE. OWEN WINS THE FIRST FREEBIE.
205 00:10:58,699 00:11:01,328 AND A TETANUS SHOT IF YOU WANT. AND A TETANUS SHOT IF YOU WANT.
206 00:11:01,369 00:11:03,121 NAH, I'M GOOD. THANKS. NAH, I'M GOOD. THANKS.
207 00:11:03,163 00:11:05,457 THIS COULD BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. THIS COULD BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
208 00:11:10,711 00:11:13,590 WELCOME BACK TO "TDI'S" SEMIFINALS WELCOME BACK TO "TDI'S" SEMIFINALS
209 00:11:13,632 00:11:18,928 AND A CHALLENGE WE LIKE TO CALL "I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU." AND A CHALLENGE WE LIKE TO CALL "I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU."
210 00:11:18,970 00:11:20,763 GWEN, YOU'RE UP NEXT. GWEN, YOU'RE UP NEXT.
211 00:11:30,273 00:11:34,611 DROP A TRAY OF ICE INTO YOUR UNDIES AND LET THEM MELT. DROP A TRAY OF ICE INTO YOUR UNDIES AND LET THEM MELT.
212 00:11:34,653 00:11:36,363 THAT'S IT? I CAN HANDLE THAT. THAT'S IT? I CAN HANDLE THAT.
213 00:11:43,870 00:11:46,373 NOW THAT'S ONE COOL CHICK NOW THAT'S ONE COOL CHICK
214 00:11:46,414 00:11:49,209 WITH A FROSTY 'TUDE CHILLIN' BY THE-- WITH A FROSTY 'TUDE CHILLIN' BY THE--
215 00:11:49,250 00:11:51,628 JUST GIVE ME THE F-F-FREAKIN' F-FREEBIE. JUST GIVE ME THE F-F-FREAKIN' F-FREEBIE.
216 00:11:51,670 00:11:53,588 MY TURN! MY TURN!
217 00:11:53,630 00:11:55,965 AND I'M TAKING THE DARE. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS. AND I'M TAKING THE DARE. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS.
218 00:12:06,767 00:12:10,104 THERE IS NO WAY I WAS LETTING THOSE NERDLINGS GET AHEAD OF ME. THERE IS NO WAY I WAS LETTING THOSE NERDLINGS GET AHEAD OF ME.
219 00:12:10,146 00:12:12,190 I MEAN, HOW BAD COULD THE DARE BE? I MEAN, HOW BAD COULD THE DARE BE?
220 00:12:12,232 00:12:14,651 I'D ALREADY LICKED OWEN'S ARMPIT. I'D ALREADY LICKED OWEN'S ARMPIT.
221 00:12:38,717 00:12:39,884 SORRY. SORRY.
222 00:12:39,926 00:12:41,344 SHUT UP, OWEN! SHUT UP, OWEN!
223 00:12:41,386 00:12:43,846 -TWICE IN A ROW'S GOTTA SUCK. -I MEAN IT! -TWICE IN A ROW'S GOTTA SUCK. -I MEAN IT!
224 00:12:43,888 00:12:46,015 WELL, ESPECIALLY SINCE I NEVER WASH IN THERE. WELL, ESPECIALLY SINCE I NEVER WASH IN THERE.
225 00:12:46,057 00:12:48,101 -UGH! -NOT 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO. -UGH! -NOT 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO.
226 00:12:48,142 00:12:49,603 I JUST FORGET. I JUST FORGET.
227 00:12:50,811 00:12:53,898 (SLURPING) (SLURPING)
228 00:12:53,940 00:12:57,318 HEY! YOU DIDN'T PUKE THIS TIME! HEY! YOU DIDN'T PUKE THIS TIME!
229 00:12:57,360 00:12:58,819 (GAGS) (GAGS)
230 00:12:58,861 00:13:01,989 YOU STILL COOL? YOU STILL COOL?
231 00:13:02,031 00:13:05,910 OKAY, WE'LL GIVE HEATHER A FEW MORE MINUTES ON LIFE SUPPORT OKAY, WE'LL GIVE HEATHER A FEW MORE MINUTES ON LIFE SUPPORT
232 00:13:05,952 00:13:07,995 BEFORE WE START THE NEXT ROUND. BEFORE WE START THE NEXT ROUND.
233 00:13:08,037 00:13:10,665 OKAY, CHEF MADE SNACKS. OKAY, CHEF MADE SNACKS.
234 00:13:10,707 00:13:12,959 PB&J ANYONE? PB&J ANYONE?
235 00:13:13,000 00:13:14,085 (VOMITS) (VOMITS)
236 00:13:20,258 00:13:21,301 NICE! NICE!
237 00:13:21,342 00:13:23,303 COME ON, IZZY! BRING IT! COME ON, IZZY! BRING IT!
238 00:13:23,344 00:13:27,098 GIVE A PURPLE NURPLE TO A SLEEPING BEAR. GIVE A PURPLE NURPLE TO A SLEEPING BEAR.
239 00:13:27,140 00:13:28,308 (LAUGHS) YES! (LAUGHS) YES!
240 00:13:28,349 00:13:31,603 OH, SOUNDS WICKED, MAN! (LAUGHS) OH, SOUNDS WICKED, MAN! (LAUGHS)
241 00:13:31,645 00:13:33,772 WHAT'S A PURPLE NURPLE? WHAT'S A PURPLE NURPLE?
242 00:13:38,276 00:13:40,153 (SNORING AND GROWLING) (SNORING AND GROWLING)
243 00:13:45,742 00:13:48,827 OH, HEY, THERE, MR. BEAR. OH, HEY, THERE, MR. BEAR.
244 00:13:48,869 00:13:51,581 I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE PINCH I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU A LITTLE PINCH
245 00:13:51,623 00:13:52,791 AND BE RIGHT ON MY-- AND BE RIGHT ON MY--
246 00:13:52,831 00:13:55,042 (FABRIC TEARING) AHHH! (FABRIC TEARING) AHHH!
247 00:13:55,084 00:13:57,504 (ROARS) (ROARS)
248 00:13:57,545 00:13:59,506 (GROANS) (GROANS)
249 00:14:08,389 00:14:11,685 LICK OWEN'S TOE JAM. LICK OWEN'S TOE JAM.
250 00:14:11,726 00:14:16,105 OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT BLACK GUNK IS? OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT BLACK GUNK IS?
251 00:14:16,147 00:14:17,398 I'LL USE MY FREEBIE. I'LL USE MY FREEBIE.
252 00:14:17,440 00:14:19,066 GOOD CALL. GOOD CALL.
253 00:14:25,532 00:14:28,951 DRINK POWDERED FRUIT PUNCH FROM THE COMMUNAL TOILET. DRINK POWDERED FRUIT PUNCH FROM THE COMMUNAL TOILET.
254 00:14:32,872 00:14:34,666 QUITE THE PREDICAMENT, GWEN. QUITE THE PREDICAMENT, GWEN.
255 00:14:34,708 00:14:36,876 DO YOU USE THE FREEBIE DO YOU USE THE FREEBIE
256 00:14:36,917 00:14:40,213 OR DO I SAVE IT FOR AN EVEN SICKER DARE DOWN THE ROAD? OR DO I SAVE IT FOR AN EVEN SICKER DARE DOWN THE ROAD?
257 00:14:40,254 00:14:44,843 WHAT TO DO. WHAT TO DO. WHAT TO DO. WHAT TO DO.
258 00:14:44,884 00:14:47,136 (INHALES DEEPLY) I'M GOING IN. (INHALES DEEPLY) I'M GOING IN.
259 00:14:47,178 00:14:49,764 SO FREAKIN' SICK. SO FREAKIN' SICK.
260 00:14:49,806 00:14:52,433 CHEF'S GOING DOWN. CHEF'S GOING DOWN.
261 00:15:02,777 00:15:05,279 NO WAY. THAT'S SO GROSS. NO WAY. THAT'S SO GROSS.
262 00:15:05,321 00:15:08,366 OH HO HO! (LAUGHS) OH HO HO! (LAUGHS)
263 00:15:14,372 00:15:18,376 (SLURPING) (SLURPING)
264 00:15:18,418 00:15:20,002 (GAGS) (GAGS)
265 00:15:23,089 00:15:24,841 (VOMITS) (VOMITS)
266 00:15:27,385 00:15:28,887 (BOTH GULP) (BOTH GULP)
267 00:15:35,393 00:15:36,644 AT THIS RATE, AT THIS RATE,
268 00:15:36,686 00:15:38,772 TRENT'S GONNA NEED A FUMIGATION SQUAD JUST-- TRENT'S GONNA NEED A FUMIGATION SQUAD JUST--
269 00:15:38,813 00:15:39,898 (BURPS) (BURPS)
270 00:15:48,364 00:15:50,199 EAT DOG FOOD. EAT DOG FOOD.
271 00:15:50,241 00:15:52,243 YEAH, BABY! YEAH, BABY!
272 00:15:52,285 00:15:54,120 MAN, SORRY, GUYS. MAN, SORRY, GUYS.
273 00:15:54,161 00:15:56,080 I KEEP GETTING ALL THE GOOD ONES. I KEEP GETTING ALL THE GOOD ONES.
274 00:15:56,122 00:15:58,792 OKAY, DOWN, BOY! HEEL! OKAY, DOWN, BOY! HEEL!
275 00:15:58,833 00:16:03,296 DUDE, YOU HAVE TWO FREEBIES YOU CAN USE. DUDE, YOU HAVE TWO FREEBIES YOU CAN USE.
276 00:16:03,337 00:16:06,549 BETTER YET, YOU COULD DARE AN OPPONENT-- BETTER YET, YOU COULD DARE AN OPPONENT--
277 00:16:06,591 00:16:09,594 LIKE, SAY, ONE WITHOUT A FREEBIE? LIKE, SAY, ONE WITHOUT A FREEBIE?
278 00:16:11,345 00:16:13,848 YOU STILL HAVE A BIT OF JELLY ON YOUR LOWER LIP. YOU STILL HAVE A BIT OF JELLY ON YOUR LOWER LIP.
279 00:16:13,890 00:16:16,267 OH, GO STICK YOUR FACE BACK IN THE TOILET. OH, GO STICK YOUR FACE BACK IN THE TOILET.
280 00:16:16,309 00:16:18,686 IT'S COOL, BRO. MY DOG DIGS THIS FOOD. IT'S COOL, BRO. MY DOG DIGS THIS FOOD.
281 00:16:18,728 00:16:21,522 TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING. TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING.
282 00:16:27,528 00:16:28,988 MEATY-TASTING. MEATY-TASTING.
283 00:16:38,832 00:16:42,251 OKAY, THAT WAS SO GROSS! OKAY, THAT WAS SO GROSS!
284 00:16:43,544 00:16:46,673 (VOMITING, COUGHING) (VOMITING, COUGHING)
285 00:16:46,714 00:16:50,176 IS THERE NOTHING THESE FREAKS WON'T DO?! IS THERE NOTHING THESE FREAKS WON'T DO?!
286 00:17:08,569 00:17:10,196 (VOMITS) (VOMITS)
287 00:17:18,245 00:17:20,665 I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE'S DROPPED OUT I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE'S DROPPED OUT
288 00:17:20,707 00:17:23,376 AND OWEN'S GOT 20 FREEBIES. AND OWEN'S GOT 20 FREEBIES.
289 00:17:23,417 00:17:25,503 YEAH, BABY! YEAH, BABY!
290 00:17:25,545 00:17:27,046 ("TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR" PLAYS) ("TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR" PLAYS)
291 00:17:29,131 00:17:32,760 GWEN AND HEATHER HAVE SQUAT, BUT NOT TO WORRY. GWEN AND HEATHER HAVE SQUAT, BUT NOT TO WORRY.
292 00:17:32,802 00:17:35,179 THERE'S STILL PLENTY TO BE MOTIVATED ABOUT. THERE'S STILL PLENTY TO BE MOTIVATED ABOUT.
293 00:17:35,221 00:17:38,558 ("SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT" PLAYS) ("SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT" PLAYS)
294 00:17:38,599 00:17:40,226 IF YOU HELP ME TAKE DOWN HEATHER, IF YOU HELP ME TAKE DOWN HEATHER,
295 00:17:40,267 00:17:42,937 I'LL SHARE MY WINNINGS WITH YOU. I'LL SHARE MY WINNINGS WITH YOU.
296 00:17:42,979 00:17:45,147 WHAT IF YOU DON'T WIN? WHAT IF YOU DON'T WIN?
297 00:17:45,189 00:17:47,734 I'LL SWING FOR A BOX OF DOUGHNUTS. I'LL SWING FOR A BOX OF DOUGHNUTS.
298 00:17:47,775 00:17:50,152 THE LADY DRIVES A HARD BARGAIN. THE LADY DRIVES A HARD BARGAIN.
299 00:17:50,194 00:17:51,612 DEAL! DEAL!
300 00:17:51,654 00:17:55,033 CHRIS, I'D LIKE TO GIVE AWAY HALF MY FREEBIES. CHRIS, I'D LIKE TO GIVE AWAY HALF MY FREEBIES.
301 00:17:55,074 00:17:57,535 UH, WELL, OKAY. UH, WELL, OKAY.
302 00:17:57,577 00:17:58,786 ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE?
303 00:18:00,120 00:18:02,331 HELLO?! IX-NAY ON THE ONSPIRACY-CAY! HELLO?! IX-NAY ON THE ONSPIRACY-CAY!
304 00:18:02,373 00:18:04,291 THAT IS TOTALLY UNFAIR. THAT IS TOTALLY UNFAIR.
305 00:18:04,333 00:18:07,420 GET OUT YOUR RULE BOOK AND DO YOUR RULE-CHECKING THING. GET OUT YOUR RULE BOOK AND DO YOUR RULE-CHECKING THING.
306 00:18:07,461 00:18:10,840 THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY GONNA GANG UP AND WHOOP ME WITH DARES. THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY GONNA GANG UP AND WHOOP ME WITH DARES.
307 00:18:10,882 00:18:12,842 THERE HAS TO BE A RULE ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING! THERE HAS TO BE A RULE ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING!
308 00:18:12,884 00:18:15,762 SORRY, THEM'S THE RULES. NOT A RULE TO BE HAD. SORRY, THEM'S THE RULES. NOT A RULE TO BE HAD.
309 00:18:15,803 00:18:18,014 -NADA. -(GRUNTS) -NADA. -(GRUNTS)
310 00:18:22,018 00:18:25,813 DRINK A BLENDED PUREE OF CHEF'S MYSTERY MEAT. DRINK A BLENDED PUREE OF CHEF'S MYSTERY MEAT.
311 00:18:27,065 00:18:29,692 EENY, MEENY, MINEY... EENY, MEENY, MINEY...
312 00:18:29,734 00:18:31,069 HEATHER. HEATHER.
313 00:18:38,534 00:18:39,953 (CHICKEN CLUCKING) (CHICKEN CLUCKING)
314 00:19:24,038 00:19:26,499 (SIGHS) FINALLY, I CATCH A BREAK. (SIGHS) FINALLY, I CATCH A BREAK.
315 00:19:26,540 00:19:29,335 THERE IS NO WAY LINDSAY COULD THINK OF ANYTHING BAD. THERE IS NO WAY LINDSAY COULD THINK OF ANYTHING BAD.
316 00:19:29,376 00:19:32,254 OOH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS ONE. OOH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS ONE.
317 00:19:32,296 00:19:35,257 HAVE YOUR HEAD SHAVED BY CHEF. HAVE YOUR HEAD SHAVED BY CHEF.
318 00:19:35,299 00:19:36,717 WHAT?! WHAT?!
319 00:19:36,759 00:19:38,594 LINDSAY RULES! LINDSAY RULES!
320 00:19:38,636 00:19:40,513 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, HEATHER? WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, HEATHER?
321 00:19:40,554 00:19:41,931 ARE YOU GOING TO DO THE DARE? ARE YOU GOING TO DO THE DARE?
322 00:19:41,973 00:19:44,851 (CLIPPERS BUZZING) (CLIPPERS BUZZING)
323 00:19:44,892 00:19:47,937 OR THE WALK OF SHAME? (HORN TOOTS) OR THE WALK OF SHAME? (HORN TOOTS)
324 00:19:47,979 00:19:49,522 (BUZZING) (BUZZING)
325 00:19:49,563 00:19:51,273 (CASH REGISTER RINGS) (CASH REGISTER RINGS)
326 00:19:51,315 00:19:52,483 (BUZZING) (BUZZING)
327 00:19:56,195 00:19:57,237 (BUZZING) (BUZZING)
328 00:20:01,826 00:20:04,745 NOOOO! NOOOO!
329 00:20:04,787 00:20:05,872 (BUZZING STOPS) (BUZZING STOPS)
330 00:20:08,457 00:20:10,292 HUH? WHA-- AGH! HUH? WHA-- AGH!
331 00:20:10,334 00:20:13,046 WOW. WELL, THAT WAS AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT. WOW. WELL, THAT WAS AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT.
332 00:20:13,087 00:20:15,006 LOOKS LIKE HEATHER'S OUT. LOOKS LIKE HEATHER'S OUT.
333 00:20:15,048 00:20:18,176 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE SHAVED MY HEAD! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? HE SHAVED MY HEAD!
334 00:20:18,217 00:20:21,220 TRUE, BUT YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY ACCEPT THE DARE. TRUE, BUT YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY ACCEPT THE DARE.
335 00:20:21,261 00:20:24,598 IF YOU HAD, YOU'D STILL BE BALD, IF YOU HAD, YOU'D STILL BE BALD,
336 00:20:24,640 00:20:26,851 BUT AT LEAST YOU'D BE IN THE GAME. BUT AT LEAST YOU'D BE IN THE GAME.
337 00:20:26,893 00:20:28,310 THAT WAS HARSH. THAT WAS HARSH.
338 00:20:28,352 00:20:29,478 TOUGH BREAK. TOUGH BREAK.
339 00:20:29,520 00:20:31,939 (ECHOING) AGGHHH! (ECHOING) AGGHHH!
340 00:20:42,449 00:20:44,785 SORRY, THEM'S THE RULES. SORRY, THEM'S THE RULES.
341 00:20:44,827 00:20:47,413 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WEREN'T ANY RULES! I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WEREN'T ANY RULES!
342 00:20:47,454 00:20:49,415 YEAH, I KNOW. YEAH, I KNOW.
343 00:20:49,456 00:20:51,291 IT'S COMPLICATED. IT'S COMPLICATED.
344 00:20:51,333 00:20:54,503 BUT HERE'S THE RUB-- YOU LOSE, THEY WIN. BUT HERE'S THE RUB-- YOU LOSE, THEY WIN.
345 00:20:54,545 00:20:56,005 BOTH: NO WAY! BOTH: NO WAY!
346 00:20:56,047 00:20:57,256 WE WON! WE WON!
347 00:20:57,297 00:20:58,841 YES! YES!
348 00:20:58,883 00:21:02,053 FINE! BUT YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS! FINE! BUT YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!
349 00:21:02,095 00:21:04,263 YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW. YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
350 00:21:04,304 00:21:07,266 IT'S GONNA BE A LONG RIDE. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG RIDE.
351 00:21:07,307 00:21:09,393 A LONG RIDE TO COURT A LONG RIDE TO COURT
352 00:21:09,435 00:21:13,106 WHEN I SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT! WHEN I SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!
353 00:21:13,147 00:21:15,108 AND THEN THERE WERE TWO. AND THEN THERE WERE TWO.
354 00:21:15,149 00:21:19,695 TUNE IN TO SEE WHO WILL WIN THE CHECK FOR $100,000 TUNE IN TO SEE WHO WILL WIN THE CHECK FOR $100,000
355 00:21:19,737 00:21:23,532 ON "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"! ON "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"!
356 00:21:23,574 00:21:24,909 YOU WANT DRAMA?! YOU WANT DRAMA?!
357 00:21:24,951 00:21:27,161 YOU'LL BE PENNILESS! JOBLESS! YOU'LL BE PENNILESS! JOBLESS!
358 00:21:27,203 00:21:28,621 YOUR NAME WILL BE MUD ON EVERY BLOG YOUR NAME WILL BE MUD ON EVERY BLOG