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1 00:00:02,002 00:00:03,963 CHEF: LAST WEEK ON "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND," CHEF: LAST WEEK ON "TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,"
2 00:00:04,004 00:00:07,257 THOSE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING CAMPERS GOT SWEPT AWAY BY A RAINSTORM THOSE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING CAMPERS GOT SWEPT AWAY BY A RAINSTORM
3 00:00:07,299 00:00:09,927 THAT LEFT THEM STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND. THAT LEFT THEM STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND.
4 00:00:09,969 00:00:13,096 MEANWHILE, THE CHUBBY ONE DRIFTED ASHORE IN HIS OUTHOUSE MEANWHILE, THE CHUBBY ONE DRIFTED ASHORE IN HIS OUTHOUSE
5 00:00:13,138 00:00:16,767 AND MADE A NEW FRIEND WHO HAS AN I.Q. ALMOST AS HIGH AS HIS. AND MADE A NEW FRIEND WHO HAS AN I.Q. ALMOST AS HIGH AS HIS.
6 00:00:16,809 00:00:19,687 GRUESOME CHICK BUILT A RAFT FOR HER AND THE DELINQUENT, GRUESOME CHICK BUILT A RAFT FOR HER AND THE DELINQUENT,
7 00:00:19,728 00:00:22,063 WHICH LEFT MOUTHY GIRL TO FEND FOR HERSELF. WHICH LEFT MOUTHY GIRL TO FEND FOR HERSELF.
8 00:00:22,105 00:00:24,441 SOMEHOW, THEY ALL ENDED UP TOGETHER IN A TREE HOUSE SOMEHOW, THEY ALL ENDED UP TOGETHER IN A TREE HOUSE
9 00:00:24,483 00:00:26,276 CONFESSING THEIR SINS. CONFESSING THEIR SINS.
10 00:00:26,318 00:00:27,903 THAT'S WHEN THEY CAME UP WITH A CRACKER-JACK PLAN THAT'S WHEN THEY CAME UP WITH A CRACKER-JACK PLAN
11 00:00:27,945 00:00:29,780 TO FIND OUT WHO WAS MAKING FIRE. TO FIND OUT WHO WAS MAKING FIRE.
12 00:00:29,822 00:00:31,740 BUT ALL THEY FOUND WAS THE SECRET LOCATION BUT ALL THEY FOUND WAS THE SECRET LOCATION
13 00:00:31,782 00:00:33,408 OF OUR PRODUCTION-CREW CAMP. OF OUR PRODUCTION-CREW CAMP.
14 00:00:33,450 00:00:35,995 YEAH, THAT'S ME DOING THE RECAP. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! YEAH, THAT'S ME DOING THE RECAP. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
15 00:00:36,036 00:00:38,622 SINCE CHRIS IS OFF HOSTING SOME FROUFROU AWARDS SHOW, SINCE CHRIS IS OFF HOSTING SOME FROUFROU AWARDS SHOW,
16 00:00:38,664 00:00:40,081 I'M FILLING IN AS HOST. I'M FILLING IN AS HOST.
17 00:00:40,123 00:00:42,417 AND GUESS WHAT? I AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT EITHER. AND GUESS WHAT? I AIN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT EITHER.
18 00:00:42,459 00:00:45,379 SO SIT BACK, SHUT UP, AND WATCH TONIGHT'S EPISODE SO SIT BACK, SHUT UP, AND WATCH TONIGHT'S EPISODE
19 00:00:45,420 00:00:48,716 OF "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"! OF "TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND"!
20 00:00:55,931 00:00:58,517 ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
21 00:00:58,559 00:01:01,186 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
22 00:01:01,228 00:01:02,980 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
23 00:01:03,022 00:01:06,274 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
24 00:01:06,316 00:01:12,406 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
25 00:01:12,447 00:01:15,034 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
26 00:01:15,075 00:01:17,745 ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
27 00:01:17,786 00:01:20,121 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
28 00:01:20,163 00:01:22,541 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
29 00:01:22,583 00:01:28,255 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
30 00:01:28,296 00:01:30,591 ♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪ ♪ NAH NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
31 00:01:30,632 00:01:34,219 ♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪ ♪ NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH NAH-NAH NAH-NAH-NAH ♪
32 00:01:34,261 00:01:37,347 ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪
33 00:01:37,389 00:01:39,516 ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
34 00:01:39,558 00:01:42,269 ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪
35 00:01:42,310 00:01:45,188 ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
36 00:01:45,230 00:01:47,441 (WHISTLING) (WHISTLING)
37 00:02:03,164 00:02:04,917 (SNEEZES) (SNEEZES)
38 00:02:04,959 00:02:06,961 (BUZZING) (SNORING) (BUZZING) (SNORING)
39 00:02:15,677 00:02:16,845 (COUGHS) (COUGHS)
40 00:02:19,598 00:02:21,058 WHAT? WHO'S THAT? WHAT? WHO'S THAT?
41 00:02:21,100 00:02:22,101 WHERE ARE WE?! WHERE ARE WE?!
42 00:02:22,142 00:02:23,477 HOW DID WE GET HERE? HOW DID WE GET HERE?
43 00:02:23,518 00:02:25,020 -CHRIS? -MOMMY! -CHRIS? -MOMMY!
44 00:02:25,062 00:02:26,897 EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP! EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP!
45 00:02:26,939 00:02:29,566 HOW YOU GOT HERE IS NOT YOUR CONCERN! HOW YOU GOT HERE IS NOT YOUR CONCERN!
46 00:02:32,319 00:02:33,695 WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS? WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS?
47 00:02:33,737 00:02:35,739 NONE OF YOUR GOSH-DARN BUSINESS WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS. NONE OF YOUR GOSH-DARN BUSINESS WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS.
48 00:02:35,781 00:02:37,074 I'M IN CHARGE NOW, I'M IN CHARGE NOW,
49 00:02:37,116 00:02:40,119 AND I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN. AND I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN.
50 00:02:40,160 00:02:45,206 YOUR MISSION IS TO FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THE FOREST OR DIE TRYING. YOUR MISSION IS TO FIND YOUR WAY OUT OF THE FOREST OR DIE TRYING.
51 00:02:45,248 00:02:46,750 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
52 00:02:46,792 00:02:48,961 WE WILL DIE. WE WILL DIE.
53 00:02:49,003 00:02:52,923 THEY LEFT US IN THE WOODS. ALONE. AGAIN. THEY LEFT US IN THE WOODS. ALONE. AGAIN.
54 00:02:52,965 00:02:54,299 WITH HEATHER. WITH HEATHER.
55 00:02:54,341 00:02:57,385 I'D RATHER GO SWIMMING IN THE SHARK-INFESTED WATER. I'D RATHER GO SWIMMING IN THE SHARK-INFESTED WATER.
56 00:02:57,427 00:02:59,596 HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
57 00:02:59,638 00:03:01,640 TEAM ONE-- DELINQUENT AND CHUBBY. TEAM ONE-- DELINQUENT AND CHUBBY.
58 00:03:01,682 00:03:04,852 TEAM TWO-- GRIM AND GRIMMER. TEAM TWO-- GRIM AND GRIMMER.
59 00:03:04,893 00:03:07,521 EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS IN THESE BAGS. EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS IN THESE BAGS.
60 00:03:07,562 00:03:09,982 YOU'LL NAVIGATE YOUR WAY NORTH TO BASE CAMP. YOU'LL NAVIGATE YOUR WAY NORTH TO BASE CAMP.
61 00:03:10,024 00:03:13,401 THE FIRST TEAM TO TAG THE CAMP TOTEM POLE WINS. THE FIRST TEAM TO TAG THE CAMP TOTEM POLE WINS.
62 00:03:13,443 00:03:14,736 AND HERE'S A TIP. AND HERE'S A TIP.
63 00:03:14,778 00:03:16,905 BETTER SET UP CAMP BEFORE SUNDOWN, BETTER SET UP CAMP BEFORE SUNDOWN,
64 00:03:16,947 00:03:18,866 BECAUSE ONCE NIGHTFALL HITS, BECAUSE ONCE NIGHTFALL HITS,
65 00:03:18,907 00:03:21,660 YOU WON'T EVEN SEE YOUR TREMBLING HAND YOU WON'T EVEN SEE YOUR TREMBLING HAND
66 00:03:21,702 00:03:23,787 IN FRONT OF YOUR TERRIFIED FACE IN FRONT OF YOUR TERRIFIED FACE
67 00:03:23,829 00:03:27,206 UNLESS YOU GOT NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES. UNLESS YOU GOT NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES.
68 00:03:27,248 00:03:28,876 BUT YOU DON'T. BUT YOU DON'T.
69 00:03:28,917 00:03:30,460 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
70 00:03:32,462 00:03:35,049 OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE US HERE. OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE US HERE.
71 00:03:35,090 00:03:37,467 I'M BEGGING YOU. WE WON'T SURVIVE! I'M BEGGING YOU. WE WON'T SURVIVE!
72 00:03:37,509 00:03:40,428 GRAB A HOLD OF YOUR GUT, SOLDIER! GRAB A HOLD OF YOUR GUT, SOLDIER!
73 00:03:40,470 00:03:42,181 DUNCAN'S A LOT OF THINGS, DUNCAN'S A LOT OF THINGS,
74 00:03:42,222 00:03:44,766 BUT HE IS DEFINITELY NOT A CHICKEN. BUT HE IS DEFINITELY NOT A CHICKEN.
75 00:03:44,808 00:03:46,935 HE'S UP TO SOMETHING. I CAN TELL. HE'S UP TO SOMETHING. I CAN TELL.
76 00:03:46,977 00:03:49,813 AND I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS. AND I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS.
77 00:03:49,855 00:03:52,524 THIS IS TOTALLY BONKERS! THIS IS TOTALLY BONKERS!
78 00:03:52,566 00:03:54,693 WE'LL BE SCARFED DOWN BY A GRIZZLY! WE'LL BE SCARFED DOWN BY A GRIZZLY!
79 00:03:54,735 00:03:56,444 OH, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. OH, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
80 00:03:56,486 00:03:58,906 YOU'LL WISH YOU SAW A GRIZZLY YOU'LL WISH YOU SAW A GRIZZLY
81 00:03:58,947 00:04:01,950 ONCE YOU MEET UP WITH OLD SASQUATCHANAKWA. ONCE YOU MEET UP WITH OLD SASQUATCHANAKWA.
82 00:04:01,992 00:04:04,494 HE'S ONE MEAN MAMMA JAMMA. HE'S ONE MEAN MAMMA JAMMA.
83 00:04:04,536 00:04:08,623 -(GASPS) -GOOD LUCK, TROOPS! -(GASPS) -GOOD LUCK, TROOPS!
84 00:04:08,665 00:04:11,543 TRY NOT TO DIE! TRY NOT TO DIE!
85 00:04:15,547 00:04:17,507 THIS ISN'T LEGAL! THIS ISN'T LEGAL!
86 00:04:17,549 00:04:18,926 YOU CAN'T DO THIS! (GASPS) YOU CAN'T DO THIS! (GASPS)
87 00:04:18,967 00:04:22,345 HEY, PEACHES, FILE IT WITH THE NETWORK LAWYERS. HEY, PEACHES, FILE IT WITH THE NETWORK LAWYERS.
88 00:04:22,387 00:04:24,056 WHERE DO THEY THINK THEY'RE GOING? WHERE DO THEY THINK THEY'RE GOING?
89 00:04:24,098 00:04:26,516 THEY CAN'T SURVIVE OUT THERE. IT'S SUICIDE, IT'S-- THEY CAN'T SURVIVE OUT THERE. IT'S SUICIDE, IT'S--
90 00:04:26,558 00:04:28,185 HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
91 00:04:28,227 00:04:31,438 LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SHUT UP ALREADY. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU SHUT UP ALREADY.
92 00:04:31,479 00:04:33,899 OKAY, NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME GREATER PLEASURE OKAY, NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME GREATER PLEASURE
93 00:04:33,941 00:04:36,317 THAN DITCHING HER GRIM LITTLE BUTT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, THAN DITCHING HER GRIM LITTLE BUTT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
94 00:04:36,359 00:04:38,237 BUT THIS IS THE WILD. BUT THIS IS THE WILD.
95 00:04:38,278 00:04:41,240 I NEED SOMEONE TO SHOVE IN FRONT OF ME IF A BEAR COMES BY. I NEED SOMEONE TO SHOVE IN FRONT OF ME IF A BEAR COMES BY.
96 00:04:41,281 00:04:44,618 I GOT TO SAY, I WAS JAZZED TO BE PAIRED WITH OWEN. I GOT TO SAY, I WAS JAZZED TO BE PAIRED WITH OWEN.
97 00:04:44,659 00:04:47,121 I MEAN, COME ON, IF YOU WERE A GRIZZLY, I MEAN, COME ON, IF YOU WERE A GRIZZLY,
98 00:04:47,162 00:04:49,206 WHO'D YOU RATHER BE DIPPING IN BARBECUE SAUCE? WHO'D YOU RATHER BE DIPPING IN BARBECUE SAUCE?
99 00:04:52,667 00:04:56,964 (WHEEZING) WHERE ARE WE GOING? (WHEEZING) WHERE ARE WE GOING?
100 00:04:57,005 00:04:59,091 I JUST WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM THE GIRLS, I JUST WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM THE GIRLS,
101 00:04:59,133 00:05:00,717 PSYCH THEM OUT A BIT, YOU KNOW? PSYCH THEM OUT A BIT, YOU KNOW?
102 00:05:00,759 00:05:02,803 OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT. OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
103 00:05:04,846 00:05:06,223 YEP, YEP. IT'S ALL GOOD. YEP, YEP. IT'S ALL GOOD.
104 00:05:06,265 00:05:08,267 EXCEPT ONE THING'S MISSING. EXCEPT ONE THING'S MISSING.
105 00:05:10,144 00:05:13,021 FO-O-O-O-O-O-OD! FO-O-O-O-O-O-OD!
106 00:05:13,063 00:05:14,355 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) (BIRDS SQUAWKING)
107 00:05:14,397 00:05:16,233 (DISTANT ROARING) (DISTANT ROARING)
108 00:05:16,275 00:05:17,358 WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT?
109 00:05:17,400 00:05:19,444 WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT HERE. WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT HERE.
110 00:05:19,486 00:05:21,446 WE'LL BE OUT OF THE WOODS IN NO TIME WE'LL BE OUT OF THE WOODS IN NO TIME
111 00:05:21,488 00:05:23,157 THANKS TO THESE BABIES. THANKS TO THESE BABIES.
112 00:05:23,198 00:05:25,117 YOU STOLE THOSE FROM CHEF?! YOU STOLE THOSE FROM CHEF?!
113 00:05:25,159 00:05:26,910 SWEET! SWEET!
114 00:05:26,952 00:05:29,163 WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A HARDENED CRIMINAL. WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A HARDENED CRIMINAL.
115 00:05:29,204 00:05:31,748 WITH THESE BABIES, WE CAN SEE AS CLEAR AS DAY. WITH THESE BABIES, WE CAN SEE AS CLEAR AS DAY.
116 00:05:31,790 00:05:34,501 (LAUGHS) AWESOME. LET ME SEE THOSE. (LAUGHS) AWESOME. LET ME SEE THOSE.
117 00:05:37,004 00:05:39,298 (SIZZLING) (SIZZLING)
118 00:05:39,338 00:05:42,217 AH HA HA! MY EYES! I'VE BEEN BLINDED! AH HA HA! MY EYES! I'VE BEEN BLINDED!
119 00:05:42,259 00:05:45,137 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. WE'VE GOT A CHALLENGE TO WIN. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. WE'VE GOT A CHALLENGE TO WIN.
120 00:05:45,179 00:05:48,307 NOW, GRAB THE MAP WHILE I FIGURE OUT WHERE WE ARE. NOW, GRAB THE MAP WHILE I FIGURE OUT WHERE WE ARE.
121 00:05:48,347 00:05:52,102 SURE, BUT THE MAP ISN'T MUCH USE WITHOUT A COMPASS, IS IT? SURE, BUT THE MAP ISN'T MUCH USE WITHOUT A COMPASS, IS IT?
122 00:05:52,144 00:05:53,728 (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
123 00:05:53,770 00:05:55,689 OKAY, THE SUN ROSE FROM THE EAST, OKAY, THE SUN ROSE FROM THE EAST,
124 00:05:55,730 00:05:59,151 WHICH MEANS THAT'S NORTH, SO CAMP IS THAT-A-WAY. WHICH MEANS THAT'S NORTH, SO CAMP IS THAT-A-WAY.
125 00:05:59,193 00:06:01,028 ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE?
126 00:06:01,069 00:06:03,322 I THINK THE SUN ROSE FROM OVER THERE, I THINK THE SUN ROSE FROM OVER THERE,
127 00:06:03,362 00:06:05,199 WHICH MEANS THE CAMP IS THAT-A-WAY. WHICH MEANS THE CAMP IS THAT-A-WAY.
128 00:06:05,240 00:06:06,783 UH, YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE WRONG. UH, YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE WRONG.
129 00:06:06,825 00:06:08,660 WE'RE GOING THIS WAY. LET'S MOVE. WE'RE GOING THIS WAY. LET'S MOVE.
130 00:06:08,702 00:06:09,744 UH... UH...
131 00:06:15,000 00:06:16,960 CAMP IS NORTH, SO WE JUST FOLLOW THE RIVER. CAMP IS NORTH, SO WE JUST FOLLOW THE RIVER.
132 00:06:17,002 00:06:18,461 EASY. EASY.
133 00:06:18,503 00:06:21,131 YEAH, AS LONG AS WE'RE NOT MUNCHED BY SASQATCHAMACALLIT. YEAH, AS LONG AS WE'RE NOT MUNCHED BY SASQATCHAMACALLIT.
134 00:06:21,173 00:06:22,423 WOULD YOU RELAX? WOULD YOU RELAX?
135 00:06:22,465 00:06:24,176 THAT'S OBVIOUSLY JUST ANOTHER STUPID, THAT'S OBVIOUSLY JUST ANOTHER STUPID,
136 00:06:24,218 00:06:25,844 MADE-UP MYTH TO SCARE US. MADE-UP MYTH TO SCARE US.
137 00:06:27,971 00:06:31,058 I DON'T BELIEVE IN SASQUATCHES. I DON'T. I DON'T BELIEVE IN SASQUATCHES. I DON'T.
138 00:06:31,099 00:06:32,684 AND THEY WOULDN'T, LIKE, DROP US HERE AND THEY WOULDN'T, LIKE, DROP US HERE
139 00:06:32,726 00:06:35,103 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST IF THERE REALLY WAS ONE. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST IF THERE REALLY WAS ONE.
140 00:06:35,145 00:06:36,646 WHAT IF WE DIED? WHAT IF WE DIED?
141 00:06:36,688 00:06:37,981 WOULD THEY? WOULD THEY?
142 00:06:38,023 00:06:39,774 (ANIMAL GROWLING SOFTLY) (ANIMAL GROWLING SOFTLY)
143 00:06:44,905 00:06:47,532 (GROANS) I'D KILL FOR SOME BUG SPRAY. (GROANS) I'D KILL FOR SOME BUG SPRAY.
144 00:06:47,574 00:06:50,785 THESE MOSQUITOES THINK I'M AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET. THESE MOSQUITOES THINK I'M AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET.
145 00:06:50,827 00:06:52,287 (GASPS) AH! (GASPS) AH!
146 00:06:52,329 00:06:54,455 I THINK A MOSQUITO BIT THE INSIDE OF MY THROAT. I THINK A MOSQUITO BIT THE INSIDE OF MY THROAT.
147 00:06:54,497 00:06:56,166 (GAGS) IT ITCHES. (GAGS) IT ITCHES.
148 00:06:56,208 00:06:57,792 (COUGHS) (COUGHS)
149 00:06:57,834 00:06:59,627 OKAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, OKAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS,
150 00:06:59,669 00:07:01,629 BUT I THINK I ACTUALLY MISS CHRIS. BUT I THINK I ACTUALLY MISS CHRIS.
151 00:07:01,671 00:07:04,132 ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN CHEF PSYCHOPATH. ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN CHEF PSYCHOPATH.
152 00:07:04,174 00:07:07,386 WHY DO CAMP COOKS ALWAYS LOOK LIKE ESCAPED CRIMINALS? WHY DO CAMP COOKS ALWAYS LOOK LIKE ESCAPED CRIMINALS?
153 00:07:07,426 00:07:09,054 CAN YOU HEAR ME, CHRIS? CAN YOU HEAR ME, CHRIS?
154 00:07:09,096 00:07:11,306 I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR LITTLE DAY OFF I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR LITTLE DAY OFF
155 00:07:11,348 00:07:13,641 WHILE WE PUT UP WITH YOUR PSYCHOTIC SIDEKICK, WHILE WE PUT UP WITH YOUR PSYCHOTIC SIDEKICK,
156 00:07:13,683 00:07:16,436 WHO, BY THE WAY, WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING. WHO, BY THE WAY, WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING.
157 00:07:16,477 00:07:18,021 HE JUST DITCHED US IN THE WOODS. HE JUST DITCHED US IN THE WOODS.
158 00:07:21,524 00:07:24,485 "PARDON, MONSIEUR." (SPEAKS FRENCH) "PARDON, MONSIEUR." (SPEAKS FRENCH)
159 00:07:24,527 00:07:27,447 HMM. (CHUCKLES) HMM. (CHUCKLES)
160 00:07:27,488 00:07:31,285 DID YOU CATCH WHAT CHEF SAID ABOUT THE SASQUATCHANAKWA? DID YOU CATCH WHAT CHEF SAID ABOUT THE SASQUATCHANAKWA?
161 00:07:31,326 00:07:33,954 THAT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT. THAT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.
162 00:07:33,995 00:07:35,789 WHOA! WHOA!
163 00:07:35,830 00:07:37,665 DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK BIGFOOT DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK BIGFOOT
164 00:07:37,707 00:07:40,294 IS THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN HUMANS AND MONKEYS? IS THE MISSING LINK BETWEEN HUMANS AND MONKEYS?
165 00:07:40,335 00:07:43,171 (GRUNTING) REALLY? (GRUNTING) REALLY?
166 00:07:43,213 00:07:47,175 I'D SAY THE MISSING MONKEY IS RIGHT HERE. I'D SAY THE MISSING MONKEY IS RIGHT HERE.
167 00:07:47,217 00:07:48,176 OW! OW!
168 00:07:48,218 00:07:49,886 NO, I'M SERIOUS. NO, I'M SERIOUS.
169 00:07:49,928 00:07:53,307 WITNESSES SAY HE'S 8 FEET TALL, 400 POUNDS, WITNESSES SAY HE'S 8 FEET TALL, 400 POUNDS,
170 00:07:53,348 00:07:55,267 AND HAS B.O. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HURL CHUNKS FROM, AND HAS B.O. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HURL CHUNKS FROM,
171 00:07:55,309 00:07:57,560 LIKE, 200 YARDS. LIKE, 200 YARDS.
172 00:07:57,602 00:08:00,355 (CHUCKLES) COME ON, IF HE REALLY EXISTED, (CHUCKLES) COME ON, IF HE REALLY EXISTED,
173 00:08:00,397 00:08:02,649 DON'T YOU THINK SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE CAUGHT HIM BY NOW? DON'T YOU THINK SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE CAUGHT HIM BY NOW?
174 00:08:02,690 00:08:04,525 NAH, HE'S CRAFTY. NAH, HE'S CRAFTY.
175 00:08:06,820 00:08:09,114 HEY... HEY, IT'S THE GIRLS. HEY... HEY, IT'S THE GIRLS.
176 00:08:09,156 00:08:11,241 AND THEY'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! AND THEY'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
177 00:08:11,283 00:08:15,287 TYPICAL CHICKS WITH ZERO SENSE OF DIRECTION! TYPICAL CHICKS WITH ZERO SENSE OF DIRECTION!
178 00:08:15,329 00:08:16,955 HEY, HERE'S A POINTER! HEY, HERE'S A POINTER!
179 00:08:16,997 00:08:19,291 TRY CHECKING A MAP! TRY CHECKING A MAP!
180 00:08:19,333 00:08:23,337 UH, WE WOULD IF WE HAD ONE, BUT THIS COMPASS TELLS US UH, WE WOULD IF WE HAD ONE, BUT THIS COMPASS TELLS US
181 00:08:23,378 00:08:24,629 THAT'S NORTH! THAT'S NORTH!
182 00:08:24,671 00:08:27,632 YOU KNOW? LIKE WHERE CHEF SAID THE CAMP IS?! YOU KNOW? LIKE WHERE CHEF SAID THE CAMP IS?!
183 00:08:30,760 00:08:32,346 UGH! UGH!
184 00:08:32,387 00:08:34,597 ENJOY THE VIEW UP THERE, SUCKERS! ENJOY THE VIEW UP THERE, SUCKERS!
185 00:08:34,639 00:08:37,100 GREAT. NOW WE'RE BEHIND. GREAT. NOW WE'RE BEHIND.
186 00:08:37,142 00:08:38,935 WE'LL JUST HAVE TO JUMP AND DIVE INTO THE RIVER. WE'LL JUST HAVE TO JUMP AND DIVE INTO THE RIVER.
187 00:08:42,063 00:08:44,607 AFTER MY BIG CLIFF DIVE ON THE FIRST DAY OF CAMP, AFTER MY BIG CLIFF DIVE ON THE FIRST DAY OF CAMP,
188 00:08:44,649 00:08:47,777 I WAS KING OF THE WORLD. I WAS KING OF THE WORLD.
189 00:08:47,819 00:08:49,904 I'M GOING TO DIE NOW. I'M GOING TO DIE NOW.
190 00:08:49,946 00:08:51,906 I'M GOING TO FRICKIN' DIE NOW. I'M GOING TO FRICKIN' DIE NOW.
191 00:08:54,034 00:08:56,703 I CONQUERED MY BIGGEST FEAR AND HELPED MY TEAM WIN! I CONQUERED MY BIGGEST FEAR AND HELPED MY TEAM WIN!
192 00:08:56,744 00:08:59,331 IT WAS AWESOME. IT WAS AWESOME.
193 00:08:59,373 00:09:01,124 COME ON, BIG GUY. COME ON, BIG GUY.
194 00:09:04,169 00:09:06,129 YAHHHH! YAHHHH!
195 00:09:09,216 00:09:12,219 OH! CRAP! OH! CRAP!
196 00:09:12,260 00:09:14,012 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
197 00:09:21,520 00:09:23,897 BUT THEN, A FEW DAYS LATER, BUT THEN, A FEW DAYS LATER,
198 00:09:23,938 00:09:28,026 MY FEAR CAME GURGLING BACK UP LIKE A DAY-OLD INDIAN BUFFET. MY FEAR CAME GURGLING BACK UP LIKE A DAY-OLD INDIAN BUFFET.
199 00:09:28,068 00:09:29,777 (FARTS) (FARTS)
200 00:09:29,819 00:09:31,863 (LAUGHS) OH, NO. (LAUGHS) OH, NO.
201 00:09:31,905 00:09:34,408 UH, I DON'T DO DAREDEVIL DIVES ANYMORE. UH, I DON'T DO DAREDEVIL DIVES ANYMORE.
202 00:09:34,449 00:09:36,993 BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. NO CAN DO. BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. NO CAN DO.
203 00:09:37,035 00:09:38,828 THEN NO WORRIES. THEN NO WORRIES.
204 00:09:38,870 00:09:40,914 I'LL DO IT FOR YOU! I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!
205 00:09:40,955 00:09:43,208 (BOTH SCREAMING) (BOTH SCREAMING)
206 00:09:43,250 00:09:44,751 (SPLASH) (SPLASH)
207 00:10:03,270 00:10:06,689 OKAY, LOOK, WE BOTH KNOW WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER, OKAY, LOOK, WE BOTH KNOW WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER,
208 00:10:06,731 00:10:08,233 AND WE BOTH PROBABLY WISH AND WE BOTH PROBABLY WISH
209 00:10:08,275 00:10:09,901 WE COULD PUSH EACH OTHER OFF A CLIFF RIGHT NOW. WE COULD PUSH EACH OTHER OFF A CLIFF RIGHT NOW.
210 00:10:09,943 00:10:12,404 THE THOUGHT HAD CROSSED MY MIND. THE THOUGHT HAD CROSSED MY MIND.
211 00:10:12,446 00:10:13,988 BUT I THINK WE CAN ALSO AGREE BUT I THINK WE CAN ALSO AGREE
212 00:10:14,030 00:10:16,408 THAT WE HAVE TO WIN THIS CHALLENGE. THAT WE HAVE TO WIN THIS CHALLENGE.
213 00:10:16,450 00:10:19,327 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LET THE GUYS WIN INVINCIBILITY. WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LET THE GUYS WIN INVINCIBILITY.
214 00:10:19,369 00:10:21,913 AND WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF EVIL BONDING AND WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF EVIL BONDING
215 00:10:21,955 00:10:23,582 THEY'RE UP TO RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE UP TO RIGHT NOW.
216 00:10:23,623 00:10:25,125 (FARTS) (FARTS)
217 00:10:25,166 00:10:26,293 NICE ONE. NICE ONE.
218 00:10:26,334 00:10:27,668 (FARTS) (FARTS)
219 00:10:27,710 00:10:31,256 OH-HO! EXTRA POINTS FOR THE STINK FACTOR. OH-HO! EXTRA POINTS FOR THE STINK FACTOR.
220 00:10:31,298 00:10:33,007 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
221 00:10:33,049 00:10:34,884 SO WE'RE A TEAM ON THIS, RIGHT? SO WE'RE A TEAM ON THIS, RIGHT?
222 00:10:34,926 00:10:36,094 RIGHT. RIGHT.
223 00:10:36,136 00:10:38,388 (GASPS) (GASPS)
224 00:10:38,430 00:10:39,598 BOTH: THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! BOTH: THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
225 00:10:41,516 00:10:44,519 USING THE RIVER WAS BRILLIANT. USING THE RIVER WAS BRILLIANT.
226 00:10:44,561 00:10:47,105 WELL PLAYED, BOYS. WELL PLAYED. WELL PLAYED, BOYS. WELL PLAYED.
227 00:10:52,026 00:10:53,153 (GASPS) (GASPS)
228 00:10:57,907 00:10:59,493 WHOA! WHOA!
229 00:11:15,091 00:11:16,217 AAH! AAH!
230 00:11:25,602 00:11:27,812 (BOTH GROWLING) (BOTH GROWLING)
231 00:11:27,854 00:11:28,896 AAH! AAH!
232 00:12:04,432 00:12:05,975 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
233 00:12:19,738 00:12:20,990 BOTH: AHH! BOTH: AHH!
234 00:12:28,331 00:12:29,374 AGH! AGH!
235 00:12:32,335 00:12:35,672 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY STOLE ALL OF OUR SUPPLIES. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY STOLE ALL OF OUR SUPPLIES.
236 00:12:35,714 00:12:38,007 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A KNOWN CRIMINAL. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A KNOWN CRIMINAL.
237 00:12:38,049 00:12:41,010 EW, I HOPE WE FIND THE CAMP SOON. EW, I HOPE WE FIND THE CAMP SOON.
238 00:12:41,052 00:12:43,137 -YOU REALLY STINK. -YOU SHOULD TALK. -YOU REALLY STINK. -YOU SHOULD TALK.
239 00:12:43,179 00:12:45,348 I CAN SMELL YOUR ARMPITS FROM HERE. I CAN SMELL YOUR ARMPITS FROM HERE.
240 00:12:51,770 00:12:53,565 (GASPS) HEATHER, LOOK! (GASPS) HEATHER, LOOK!
241 00:12:53,607 00:12:55,483 IT'S A SASQUATCH FOOTPRINT. IT'S A SASQUATCH FOOTPRINT.
242 00:12:55,525 00:12:57,818 OOH, I'M SO SCARED. OOH, I'M SO SCARED.
243 00:13:00,071 00:13:03,074 PUH-LEASE, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES. PUH-LEASE, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES.
244 00:13:03,116 00:13:04,117 SHH! SHH!
245 00:13:06,745 00:13:08,162 AGH! AGH!
246 00:13:08,204 00:13:10,540 (GROWLING) (GROWLING)
247 00:13:10,582 00:13:12,417 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
248 00:13:23,637 00:13:27,098 WELL, HELLO, MR. SQUIRREL. WELL, HELLO, MR. SQUIRREL.
249 00:13:27,140 00:13:30,393 AND HELLO TO YOU, MR. RACCOON. AND HELLO TO YOU, MR. RACCOON.
250 00:13:30,435 00:13:31,852 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
251 00:13:31,894 00:13:34,939 OH, GOOD DAY, MR. SASQUATCHANAKWA. OH, GOOD DAY, MR. SASQUATCHANAKWA.
252 00:13:34,981 00:13:36,399 (GASPS) (GASPS)
253 00:13:36,441 00:13:38,151 RUN! RUN!
254 00:13:38,192 00:13:39,444 AGH! AGH!
255 00:13:39,486 00:13:41,237 (ALL SCREAMING) (ALL SCREAMING)
256 00:13:44,198 00:13:47,201 SASQUATCHANAKWA! SASQUATCHANAKWA!
257 00:13:51,790 00:13:53,333 -DUNCAN? -OWEN? -DUNCAN? -OWEN?
258 00:13:53,374 00:13:54,709 -HEATHER? -DUNCAN? -HEATHER? -DUNCAN?
259 00:13:54,751 00:13:56,503 -HEATHER? -GWEN? -HEATHER? -GWEN?
260 00:13:56,544 00:13:58,212 -GWEN? -OWEN? -GWEN? -OWEN?
261 00:13:58,254 00:14:00,423 HEATHER: NOW THAT WE'VE TAKEN ROLL CALL, HEATHER: NOW THAT WE'VE TAKEN ROLL CALL,
262 00:14:00,465 00:14:02,133 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
263 00:14:02,175 00:14:03,884 DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT THING? DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT THING?
264 00:14:03,926 00:14:05,595 DUNCAN: I COULD HAVE TAKEN HIM. DUNCAN: I COULD HAVE TAKEN HIM.
265 00:14:05,637 00:14:08,348 GWEN: IS THAT WHY YOU WERE SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL? GWEN: IS THAT WHY YOU WERE SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL?
266 00:14:08,389 00:14:11,392 DUNCAN: RIGHT. WELL, I WAS JUST FAKING HIM OUT. DUNCAN: RIGHT. WELL, I WAS JUST FAKING HIM OUT.
267 00:14:11,434 00:14:14,061 ANYWAY, I THINK WE'RE SAFE HERE FOR A WHILE. ANYWAY, I THINK WE'RE SAFE HERE FOR A WHILE.
268 00:14:14,103 00:14:17,524 OWEN: UH, THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY SAFE. OWEN: UH, THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY SAFE.
269 00:14:17,565 00:14:19,609 HEATHER: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, HEATHER: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS,
270 00:14:19,651 00:14:23,154 BUT PLEASE TELL ME THAT TONGUE IN MY EAR IS OWEN. BUT PLEASE TELL ME THAT TONGUE IN MY EAR IS OWEN.
271 00:14:23,196 00:14:25,990 OWEN: NO, THAT WOULD BE THE... OWEN: NO, THAT WOULD BE THE...
272 00:14:26,032 00:14:27,617 BATS! BATS!
273 00:14:30,119 00:14:31,871 (ALL SCREAMING) (ALL SCREAMING)
274 00:14:36,209 00:14:38,294 DO SASQUATCHES GET MEANER AT NIGHT? DO SASQUATCHES GET MEANER AT NIGHT?
275 00:14:38,336 00:14:39,671 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
276 00:14:39,713 00:14:41,548 BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT. BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO FIND OUT.
277 00:14:41,589 00:14:43,591 (SNARLING) (SNARLING)
278 00:14:44,925 00:14:47,220 (SINGING MELODICALLY) (SINGING MELODICALLY)
279 00:14:49,263 00:14:50,765 (GAGS) (GAGS)
280 00:14:50,807 00:14:52,809 (SNORTING) (SNORTING)
281 00:14:55,978 00:14:58,398 SINCE YOU GUYS STILL HAVE SUPPLIES AND A MAP, SINCE YOU GUYS STILL HAVE SUPPLIES AND A MAP,
282 00:14:58,439 00:14:59,399 I GUESS YOU BEAT US. I GUESS YOU BEAT US.
283 00:14:59,440 00:15:01,776 UGH. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. UGH. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
284 00:15:01,818 00:15:03,862 IT'S OBVIOUS THEY KICKED OUR BUTTS. IT'S OBVIOUS THEY KICKED OUR BUTTS.
285 00:15:03,903 00:15:06,406 FINE, WHATEVER. YOU BEAT US. FINE, WHATEVER. YOU BEAT US.
286 00:15:06,447 00:15:09,409 OH, LOOK, IF YOU GUYS WANT TO BUNK WITH US, IT'S COOL. OH, LOOK, IF YOU GUYS WANT TO BUNK WITH US, IT'S COOL.
287 00:15:09,450 00:15:12,871 WHY DON'T YOU SET UP CAMP WHILE WE LOOK FOR FIREWOOD? WHY DON'T YOU SET UP CAMP WHILE WE LOOK FOR FIREWOOD?
288 00:15:12,912 00:15:16,207 UGH, THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS THING MADE ME WANT TO PUKE. UGH, THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS THING MADE ME WANT TO PUKE.
289 00:15:16,249 00:15:17,834 SHH! WHO CARES? SHH! WHO CARES?
290 00:15:17,876 00:15:21,254 LET THEM THINK THEY'RE BIG, STRONG BOYS FOR NOW. LET THEM THINK THEY'RE BIG, STRONG BOYS FOR NOW.
291 00:15:21,295 00:15:23,840 IT'S SO EASY TO FOOL GUYS. IT'S SO EASY TO FOOL GUYS.
292 00:15:23,882 00:15:25,717 THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE KIDS. THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE KIDS.
293 00:15:25,759 00:15:27,844 THEY NEVER SEE IT COMING. THEY NEVER SEE IT COMING.
294 00:15:27,886 00:15:30,471 I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, JUST WHEN I THINK HEATHER I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, JUST WHEN I THINK HEATHER
295 00:15:30,513 00:15:33,808 CAN'T GET MORE UNDERHANDED, SHE GETS MORE UNDERHANDED. CAN'T GET MORE UNDERHANDED, SHE GETS MORE UNDERHANDED.
296 00:15:33,850 00:15:37,144 TOYING WITH THE BOYS-- WELL PLAYED. TOYING WITH THE BOYS-- WELL PLAYED.
297 00:15:37,186 00:15:40,314 YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN TRUST THEM WITH OUR STUFF BACK THERE? YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN TRUST THEM WITH OUR STUFF BACK THERE?
298 00:15:40,356 00:15:41,608 AS IF. AS IF.
299 00:15:41,649 00:15:43,943 TRUST NO ONE. TRUST NO ONE.
300 00:15:47,697 00:15:51,701 HEY, I SMOOSHED THE ENERGY BARS INTO A BIG, CHEWY BALL. HEY, I SMOOSHED THE ENERGY BARS INTO A BIG, CHEWY BALL.
301 00:15:51,743 00:15:53,327 ANY TAKERS? ANY TAKERS?
302 00:15:53,369 00:15:54,370 NO. NO.
303 00:15:54,412 00:15:57,206 BUT I'LL TAKE YOUR SLEEPING BAG. BUT I'LL TAKE YOUR SLEEPING BAG.
304 00:16:00,668 00:16:02,629 (SNORING) (SNORING)
305 00:16:05,924 00:16:07,801 I CAN'T SLEEP. I CAN'T SLEEP.
306 00:16:07,842 00:16:10,386 I'M TOO... SCARED. I'M TOO... SCARED.
307 00:16:10,428 00:16:11,805 CAN I JUST...? CAN I JUST...?
308 00:16:11,846 00:16:14,014 UH, YEAH, SURE. UH, YEAH, SURE.
309 00:16:14,056 00:16:17,059 I FEEL SO SAFE IN YOUR ARMS. I FEEL SO SAFE IN YOUR ARMS.
310 00:16:17,101 00:16:19,186 YOU WON'T FALL ASLEEP, RIGHT? YOU WON'T FALL ASLEEP, RIGHT?
311 00:16:19,228 00:16:20,897 YEP, YOU CAN COUNT ON IT. YEP, YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.
312 00:16:20,939 00:16:23,817 (SNORING) (SNORING)
313 00:16:23,858 00:16:26,193 DUDE! WAKE UP. DUDE! WAKE UP.
314 00:16:26,235 00:16:29,489 THE FIRE, THE GIRLS, OUR STUFF. IT'S GONE! THE FIRE, THE GIRLS, OUR STUFF. IT'S GONE!
315 00:16:29,530 00:16:30,490 WHAT?! WHAT?!
316 00:16:30,531 00:16:32,283 OH, THE MAP! OH, THE MAP!
317 00:16:32,325 00:16:33,660 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
318 00:16:33,701 00:16:35,703 (BOTH LAUGH) (BOTH LAUGH)
319 00:16:37,705 00:16:39,123 DO WE FEEL BAD? DO WE FEEL BAD?
320 00:16:39,165 00:16:40,166 NO WAY. NO WAY.
321 00:16:40,207 00:16:42,084 THEY STOLE OUR STUFF FIRST. THEY STOLE OUR STUFF FIRST.
322 00:16:42,126 00:16:46,088 ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR, AND THIS IS DEFINITELY WAR NOW. ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR, AND THIS IS DEFINITELY WAR NOW.
323 00:16:46,130 00:16:49,133 OKAY, THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN. OKAY, THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
324 00:16:49,175 00:16:51,719 I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES. I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES.
325 00:16:51,761 00:16:53,930 AND FOR THE RECORD, GWEN WAS JUST AS INTO SCAMMING THEM AND FOR THE RECORD, GWEN WAS JUST AS INTO SCAMMING THEM
326 00:16:53,972 00:16:55,598 AS I WAS. AS I WAS.
327 00:16:55,640 00:16:59,310 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET MYSELF GET SUCKERED BY A CHICK. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET MYSELF GET SUCKERED BY A CHICK.
328 00:16:59,352 00:17:01,187 UH, TWO CHICKS. UH, TWO CHICKS.
329 00:17:01,228 00:17:03,272 WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU'RE WEAK. WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU'RE WEAK.
330 00:17:03,314 00:17:06,609 YOU'VE SUCCUMBED TO THE PRIMAL URGES OF... YOU'VE SUCCUMBED TO THE PRIMAL URGES OF...
331 00:17:06,651 00:17:09,028 (SNIFFS) DO YOU SMELL THAT? (SNIFFS) DO YOU SMELL THAT?
332 00:17:09,069 00:17:10,196 WHAT? WHAT?
333 00:17:10,237 00:17:13,032 IT'S SWEET AND CINNAMONY IT'S SWEET AND CINNAMONY
334 00:17:13,073 00:17:15,117 AND--I'VE ALMOST GOT IT. AND--I'VE ALMOST GOT IT.
335 00:17:15,159 00:17:16,995 STICKY BUNS! STICKY BUNS!
336 00:17:23,626 00:17:26,128 (SNIFFS) MMM. (SNIFFS) MMM.
337 00:17:26,170 00:17:29,298 THAT'S SOME OVEN LOVIN'. THAT'S SOME OVEN LOVIN'.
338 00:17:29,340 00:17:32,426 HOLD ON, BABY. I'M COMING FOR YA. HOLD ON, BABY. I'M COMING FOR YA.
339 00:17:32,468 00:17:34,512 NO. NO, WAIT! NO. NO, WAIT!
340 00:17:38,975 00:17:40,727 WE MADE IT! WE MADE IT!
341 00:17:40,768 00:17:42,603 OH, CRAP. OH, CRAP.
342 00:17:45,690 00:17:47,191 HA! GO FOR IT, DUDE! HA! GO FOR IT, DUDE!
343 00:17:49,109 00:17:50,862 STICKY BUNS! STICKY BUNS!
344 00:17:55,575 00:17:58,118 NO! DUDE! NO! DUDE!
345 00:17:58,160 00:17:59,871 WE WERE SO CLOSE. WE WERE SO CLOSE.
346 00:17:59,913 00:18:01,372 WHY? WHY?
347 00:18:01,414 00:18:03,290 WELL, THEY'RE FRESH FROM THE OVEN. WELL, THEY'RE FRESH FROM THE OVEN.
348 00:18:03,332 00:18:04,876 THOSE ARE MINE! THOSE ARE MINE!
349 00:18:04,918 00:18:06,502 I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THOSE BUNS! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THOSE BUNS!
350 00:18:06,544 00:18:08,212 ALL RIGHT, GAME'S OVER. ALL RIGHT, GAME'S OVER.
351 00:18:08,254 00:18:10,673 GIRLS WIN, GUYS LOSE. GIRLS WIN, GUYS LOSE.
352 00:18:10,715 00:18:14,052 WE LOST THE CHALLENGE FOR A FEW STICKY BUNS? WE LOST THE CHALLENGE FOR A FEW STICKY BUNS?
353 00:18:14,093 00:18:15,636 WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT?
354 00:18:15,678 00:18:17,722 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY STICKY BUNS I COULD HAVE BOUGHT DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY STICKY BUNS I COULD HAVE BOUGHT
355 00:18:17,764 00:18:19,933 WITH $100,000? WITH $100,000?
356 00:18:19,974 00:18:22,810 (LAUGHS) O.M.G. (LAUGHS) O.M.G.
357 00:18:22,852 00:18:24,228 THAT WAS SO PATHETIC. THAT WAS SO PATHETIC.
358 00:18:24,270 00:18:26,272 I HOPE THOSE BUNS WERE WORTH IT. I HOPE THOSE BUNS WERE WORTH IT.
359 00:18:26,313 00:18:29,567 WOW. WE KIND OF SCORED THAT ONE. WOW. WE KIND OF SCORED THAT ONE.
360 00:18:29,609 00:18:32,194 I THINK DUNCAN'S REALLY MAD AT ME. I THINK DUNCAN'S REALLY MAD AT ME.
361 00:18:32,236 00:18:34,822 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SAVED HIM A STICKY BUN. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SAVED HIM A STICKY BUN.
362 00:18:39,660 00:18:42,413 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAY! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY DAY!
363 00:18:42,455 00:18:43,873 I HAD IT ALL PLANNED. I HAD IT ALL PLANNED.
364 00:18:43,915 00:18:46,000 I WAS GONNA EAT MY STICKY BUNS I WAS GONNA EAT MY STICKY BUNS
365 00:18:46,042 00:18:48,335 AND RELAX WITH ONE OF HEATHER'S FACIALS AND RELAX WITH ONE OF HEATHER'S FACIALS
366 00:18:48,377 00:18:50,254 WHILE I FINISHED READING GWEN'S DIARY WHILE I FINISHED READING GWEN'S DIARY
367 00:18:50,296 00:18:52,131 AND CLEAN MY TOENAILS. AND CLEAN MY TOENAILS.
368 00:18:52,172 00:18:54,842 THAT REMINDS ME-- YOU NEED TO SHARPEN THIS. THAT REMINDS ME-- YOU NEED TO SHARPEN THIS.
369 00:18:57,929 00:19:02,391 THEN I WAS GONNA LOOT THE REST OF OWEN'S SNACK STASH. THEN I WAS GONNA LOOT THE REST OF OWEN'S SNACK STASH.
370 00:19:02,433 00:19:05,019 -(GASPS) -BUT YOU ALL RUINED IT! -(GASPS) -BUT YOU ALL RUINED IT!
371 00:19:05,061 00:19:08,314 SO, HERE'S YOUR INVINCI-DARN-BILITY! SO, HERE'S YOUR INVINCI-DARN-BILITY!
372 00:19:35,299 00:19:36,801 YOU! YOU!
373 00:19:36,843 00:19:38,761 CHOKE ON THIS, GLUTTON. CHOKE ON THIS, GLUTTON.
374 00:19:38,803 00:19:39,971 YOU'RE FINISHED! YOU'RE FINISHED!
375 00:19:40,013 00:19:41,430 (SCOFFS) GOOD. (SCOFFS) GOOD.
376 00:19:41,472 00:19:43,474 GET ME OUT OF HERE AND BACK TO JUVIE. GET ME OUT OF HERE AND BACK TO JUVIE.
377 00:19:43,516 00:19:45,977 AT LEAST WITH CONVICTS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. AT LEAST WITH CONVICTS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
378 00:19:46,019 00:19:49,814 LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT! LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT!
379 00:19:49,856 00:19:51,607 COME ON, SOLDIER. COME ON, SOLDIER.
380 00:19:51,649 00:19:55,111 DO I BEAR A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO SOMEBODY WHO'S GOT ALL DAY? DO I BEAR A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO SOMEBODY WHO'S GOT ALL DAY?
381 00:19:55,153 00:19:56,654 WHAT CAN I SAY? WHAT CAN I SAY?
382 00:19:56,696 00:19:58,447 YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO ROCK AN ALLIANCE WITH ME, YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO ROCK AN ALLIANCE WITH ME,
383 00:19:58,489 00:20:00,282 BUT YOU BLEW IT. BUT YOU BLEW IT.
384 00:20:00,324 00:20:01,784 YOU PLAYED THE GAME WELL. YOU PLAYED THE GAME WELL.
385 00:20:01,826 00:20:04,453 SORRY YOU HAD TO LOSE OVER STICKY BUNS. SORRY YOU HAD TO LOSE OVER STICKY BUNS.
386 00:20:04,495 00:20:08,624 I-I-I-- I-I-I--
387 00:20:08,666 00:20:10,835 (BURPS) (BURPS)
388 00:20:10,877 00:20:12,128 WHATEVER. WHATEVER.
389 00:20:18,134 00:20:22,180 SO, LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT TO THE FINAL THREE. SO, LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT TO THE FINAL THREE.
390 00:20:22,221 00:20:26,100 I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO GOT ME TO THE FINAL THREE. I JUST WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO GOT ME TO THE FINAL THREE.
391 00:20:26,142 00:20:29,062 COURTNEY, I FEEL YOUR PAIN, GIRL. COURTNEY, I FEEL YOUR PAIN, GIRL.
392 00:20:29,103 00:20:31,856 YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT BEEN CHEATED OFF LIKE THAT. YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT BEEN CHEATED OFF LIKE THAT.
393 00:20:31,898 00:20:34,358 NOAH, YOU ARE ONE SERIOUSLY SMART GUY. NOAH, YOU ARE ONE SERIOUSLY SMART GUY.
394 00:20:34,400 00:20:36,485 DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE. DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE.
395 00:20:36,527 00:20:39,864 AND LINDSAY, THE MOST FASHIONABLE GIRL ON THE ISLAND, AND LINDSAY, THE MOST FASHIONABLE GIRL ON THE ISLAND,
396 00:20:39,906 00:20:43,367 NEXT TO ME, YOU KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY BFFS. NEXT TO ME, YOU KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY BFFS.
397 00:20:43,409 00:20:44,744 I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, I'VE GOT TO ADMIT,
398 00:20:44,785 00:20:46,662 I DIDN'T THINK I'D MAKE IT THIS FAR. I DIDN'T THINK I'D MAKE IT THIS FAR.
399 00:20:46,704 00:20:48,789 (YAWNS) (YAWNS)
400 00:20:48,831 00:20:52,085 BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, I MIGHT AS WELL WIN. BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, I MIGHT AS WELL WIN.
401 00:20:52,126 00:20:57,464 SO... IT'S OWEN AND TWO HOT CHICKS. SO... IT'S OWEN AND TWO HOT CHICKS.
402 00:20:57,506 00:21:00,968 (LAUGHS) PAR-TAY! (LAUGHS) PAR-TAY!
403 00:21:01,010 00:21:03,054 JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE. JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE.
404 00:21:06,724 00:21:08,559 AAHH! AAHH!
405 00:21:08,601 00:21:10,228 (SNARLS) (SNARLS)
406 00:21:10,269 00:21:12,563 (GIGGLES) (GIGGLES)
407 00:21:12,605 00:21:14,523 WHEW! WHEW!
408 00:21:14,565 00:21:18,152 -(ROARS) -AHHHHH! -(ROARS) -AHHHHH!
409 00:21:18,194 00:21:19,737 (GIGGLES) (GIGGLES)
410 00:21:19,779 00:21:21,197 WHEW! WHEW!
411 00:21:21,239 00:21:23,991 -(ROARS) -AHHHHH! -(ROARS) -AHHHHH!
412 00:21:24,033 00:21:25,492 OHH! WHEW. OHH! WHEW.
413 00:21:25,534 00:21:27,161 NO! WHEW. NO! WHEW.
414 00:21:27,203 00:21:30,623 NO! WHEW. NO! WHEW. NO! WHEW. NO! WHEW.