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1 00:00:02,377 00:00:05,547 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
2 00:00:05,589 00:00:07,466 IN A SPECIAL EPISODE, IN A SPECIAL EPISODE,
3 00:00:07,508 00:00:09,092 WE VISITED THE KICKED-OFF CAMPERS WE VISITED THE KICKED-OFF CAMPERS
4 00:00:09,134 00:00:11,637 AT THEIR RESORT OF REJECTS-- AT THEIR RESORT OF REJECTS--
5 00:00:11,679 00:00:13,514 PLAYA DE LOSERS. PLAYA DE LOSERS.
6 00:00:13,555 00:00:15,432 WE LEARNED THAT BRIDGETTE AND GEOFF WE LEARNED THAT BRIDGETTE AND GEOFF
7 00:00:15,474 00:00:17,225 ARE STILL GOING STRONG. ARE STILL GOING STRONG.
8 00:00:17,267 00:00:19,895 KATIE AND SADIE STILL SHARE A BRAIN, KATIE AND SADIE STILL SHARE A BRAIN,
9 00:00:19,937 00:00:23,273 AND COURTNEY IS STILL CARRYING A GRUDGE AGAINST HAROLD AND COURTNEY IS STILL CARRYING A GRUDGE AGAINST HAROLD
10 00:00:23,315 00:00:25,484 FOR FIXING THE BALLOTS AGAINST HER. FOR FIXING THE BALLOTS AGAINST HER.
11 00:00:25,526 00:00:28,028 IN A SHOCKING TWIST, IN A SHOCKING TWIST,
12 00:00:28,069 00:00:29,780 WE LET THE LOSERS VOTE OFF WE LET THE LOSERS VOTE OFF
13 00:00:29,822 00:00:32,115 ONE OF THE FINAL FIVE CAMPERS, ONE OF THE FINAL FIVE CAMPERS,
14 00:00:32,157 00:00:35,494 AND IN AN EVEN MORE SHOCKING TWIST, AND IN AN EVEN MORE SHOCKING TWIST,
15 00:00:35,536 00:00:38,288 IT WAS LESHAWNA WHO FOUND HERSELF IT WAS LESHAWNA WHO FOUND HERSELF
16 00:00:38,330 00:00:42,710 IN LOSERVILLE, POPULATION 18. IN LOSERVILLE, POPULATION 18.
17 00:00:42,751 00:00:44,586 WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF THIS WEEK WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF THIS WEEK
18 00:00:44,628 00:00:48,131 IN THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY YET? IN THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY YET?
19 00:00:48,173 00:00:54,054 FIND OUT TONIGHT ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. FIND OUT TONIGHT ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
20 00:00:59,643 00:01:02,312 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
21 00:01:02,354 00:01:05,232 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
22 00:01:05,273 00:01:07,568 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
23 00:01:07,609 00:01:10,278 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
24 00:01:10,320 00:01:15,993 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
25 00:01:16,035 00:01:18,704 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
26 00:01:18,746 00:01:21,206 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
27 00:01:21,248 00:01:24,125 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
28 00:01:24,167 00:01:26,336 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
29 00:01:26,378 00:01:32,259 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
30 00:01:32,300 00:01:38,139 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA NA ♪ ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA NA ♪
31 00:01:38,181 00:01:43,729 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
32 00:01:43,771 00:01:49,068 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
33 00:01:49,109 00:01:53,321 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)
34 00:01:56,658 00:01:59,453 WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
35 00:01:59,494 00:02:03,373 THIS WEEK WE PREPARED A BIZARRE EPISODE FULL OF SURPRISES. THIS WEEK WE PREPARED A BIZARRE EPISODE FULL OF SURPRISES.
36 00:02:03,415 00:02:05,876 FOR INSTANCE, TAKE THIS WEATHER. FOR INSTANCE, TAKE THIS WEATHER.
37 00:02:05,918 00:02:09,379 RAIN IS NOT AN EASY THING TO CONTROL, LET ME TELL YOU, RAIN IS NOT AN EASY THING TO CONTROL, LET ME TELL YOU,
38 00:02:09,421 00:02:12,007 BUT WE FIGURED THE FOUR REMAINING CAMPERS BUT WE FIGURED THE FOUR REMAINING CAMPERS
39 00:02:12,049 00:02:14,259 WERE GETTING OFF WAY TO EASY, WERE GETTING OFF WAY TO EASY,
40 00:02:14,301 00:02:18,138 SO WE PULLED SOME STRINGS AND VOILA! SO WE PULLED SOME STRINGS AND VOILA!
41 00:02:18,179 00:02:19,890 AH! AH!
42 00:02:19,932 00:02:21,600 LISTEN UP, CAMPERS. LISTEN UP, CAMPERS.
43 00:02:21,642 00:02:23,351 ONE OF THE MOST GRUELING CHALLENGES ONE OF THE MOST GRUELING CHALLENGES
44 00:02:23,393 00:02:27,230 OF ANY SUMMER CAMP EXPERIENCE IS THE DREADED RAIN DAY, OF ANY SUMMER CAMP EXPERIENCE IS THE DREADED RAIN DAY,
45 00:02:27,272 00:02:30,400 WHERE ALL ACTIVITIES WITH EVEN THE REMOTEST POSSIBILITY WHERE ALL ACTIVITIES WITH EVEN THE REMOTEST POSSIBILITY
46 00:02:30,442 00:02:34,321 OF FUN ARE CANCELED IN FAVOR OF THE CRAFT TENT. OF FUN ARE CANCELED IN FAVOR OF THE CRAFT TENT.
47 00:02:34,362 00:02:38,742 THE FORECAST FOR TOMORROW, RAIN, RAIN, AND MORE RAIN, THE FORECAST FOR TOMORROW, RAIN, RAIN, AND MORE RAIN,
48 00:02:38,784 00:02:40,577 FOLLOWED BY RAIN. FOLLOWED BY RAIN.
49 00:02:40,619 00:02:43,122 SEE YOU ALL IN THE CRAFT TENT TOMORROW SEE YOU ALL IN THE CRAFT TENT TOMORROW
50 00:02:43,163 00:02:45,415 AT 0700 HOURS. AT 0700 HOURS.
51 00:02:45,457 00:02:46,750 FROWNING LIKE A BIG SUCK FROWNING LIKE A BIG SUCK
52 00:02:46,792 00:02:48,585 WON'T BRING LESHAWNA BACK, YOU KNOW. WON'T BRING LESHAWNA BACK, YOU KNOW.
53 00:02:48,627 00:02:50,838 IT'LL JUST GIVE YOU PREMATURE WRINKLES. IT'LL JUST GIVE YOU PREMATURE WRINKLES.
54 00:02:50,879 00:02:52,965 OOPS, TOO LATE. OOPS, TOO LATE.
55 00:02:56,051 00:02:58,177 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY
56 00:02:58,219 00:02:59,513 AND VOTE YOURSELF OFF? AND VOTE YOURSELF OFF?
57 00:02:59,554 00:03:02,516 IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU TWO GETTING ALONG IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU TWO GETTING ALONG
58 00:03:02,557 00:03:03,976 GIVES ME THE WARM FUZZIES. GIVES ME THE WARM FUZZIES.
59 00:03:04,018 00:03:05,978 IN YOUR DREAMS, PERV. IN YOUR DREAMS, PERV.
60 00:03:06,020 00:03:07,521 MAN, THIS SUCKS. MAN, THIS SUCKS.
61 00:03:07,562 00:03:09,481 EVEN OWEN COULDN'T PUT A SHINY, HAPPY SPIN EVEN OWEN COULDN'T PUT A SHINY, HAPPY SPIN
62 00:03:09,523 00:03:11,358 ON THIS WEATHER. ON THIS WEATHER.
63 00:03:11,399 00:03:13,861 SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE IS OWEN? SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHERE IS OWEN?
64 00:03:13,902 00:03:15,278 WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
65 00:03:15,320 00:03:17,656 FINAL FOUR, BABY! FINAL FOUR, BABY!
66 00:03:17,698 00:03:19,491 YEAH! YEAH!
67 00:03:19,533 00:03:22,077 YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKE THE OTHER THREE. YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKE THE OTHER THREE.
68 00:03:22,119 00:03:23,912 THEY'RE SOLID COMPETITORS. THEY'RE SOLID COMPETITORS.
69 00:03:23,954 00:03:26,665 WE ALL HAVE A REAL TRUST THING GOING, WE ALL HAVE A REAL TRUST THING GOING,
70 00:03:26,707 00:03:29,543 WHICH IS WHY IT'S A GOOD THING NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE JUNK FOOD WHICH IS WHY IT'S A GOOD THING NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE JUNK FOOD
71 00:03:29,584 00:03:31,252 I'M STASHING. (CHUCKLES) I'M STASHING. (CHUCKLES)
72 00:03:35,298 00:03:37,467 OKAY, THEY'LL PROBABLY BE MAD, OKAY, THEY'LL PROBABLY BE MAD,
73 00:03:37,509 00:03:39,094 BUT NOT AS STEAMED AS CHEF BUT NOT AS STEAMED AS CHEF
74 00:03:39,136 00:03:41,889 WHEN HE FINDS OUT I WAS RAIDING HIS PANTRY. WHEN HE FINDS OUT I WAS RAIDING HIS PANTRY.
75 00:03:41,930 00:03:43,682 OH, DARN IT. OH, DARN IT.
76 00:03:43,724 00:03:45,433 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CONFESSIONAL THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS CONFESSIONAL
77 00:03:45,475 00:03:48,311 THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CONFESS STUFF! THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CONFESS STUFF!
78 00:03:48,353 00:03:51,481 (THUNDER RUMBLES) (THUNDER RUMBLES)
79 00:04:00,866 00:04:05,120 (PINGING) (PINGING)
80 00:04:05,162 00:04:07,330 (BIRDS CHIRPING) (BIRDS CHIRPING)
81 00:04:12,127 00:04:14,171 HEY, CHEF, YOU SEEN THE CAMPERS? HEY, CHEF, YOU SEEN THE CAMPERS?
82 00:04:14,213 00:04:15,463 NO. NO.
83 00:04:15,505 00:04:18,217 AND I PEELED A WHOLE BAG OF ROTTEN SPUDS. AND I PEELED A WHOLE BAG OF ROTTEN SPUDS.
84 00:04:18,258 00:04:20,886 HMM, I CAN'T FIND THEM EITHER. HMM, I CAN'T FIND THEM EITHER.
85 00:04:20,928 00:04:22,179 COME TO THINK OF IT, COME TO THINK OF IT,
86 00:04:22,221 00:04:24,389 I CAN'T EVEN FIND THEIR CABINS. I CAN'T EVEN FIND THEIR CABINS.
87 00:04:28,309 00:04:31,772 (SNORES) (SNORES)
88 00:04:31,813 00:04:34,274 (YAWNS) (YAWNS)
89 00:04:34,315 00:04:36,944 AHH! AHH!
90 00:04:36,985 00:04:39,738 WHAT THE-- WHAT THE--
91 00:04:39,780 00:04:42,407 WHERE DID ALL THIS WATER COME FROM? WHERE DID ALL THIS WATER COME FROM?
92 00:04:42,449 00:04:44,201 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
93 00:04:44,243 00:04:45,702 WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE LEECHES? WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE LEECHES?
94 00:04:45,744 00:04:46,870 AHH! AHH!
95 00:04:46,912 00:04:49,081 YOU KNOW, THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS, YOU KNOW, THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS,
96 00:04:49,123 00:04:51,416 IT'S ALMOST FUNNY. IT'S ALMOST FUNNY.
97 00:04:54,669 00:04:56,421 ALL: SHARK! ALL: SHARK!
98 00:05:00,050 00:05:03,011 QUICK, WE NEED SOMETHING BIG AND CHEWY TO SHOVE IN HIS MOUTH. QUICK, WE NEED SOMETHING BIG AND CHEWY TO SHOVE IN HIS MOUTH.
99 00:05:03,053 00:05:04,763 OWEN! OWEN!
100 00:05:04,805 00:05:06,306 SO I SNUCK IN SO I SNUCK IN
101 00:05:06,347 00:05:08,850 AND ATE THE ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM'S BAKE SALE. AND ATE THE ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM'S BAKE SALE.
102 00:05:08,892 00:05:10,644 I MEAN, THE WHOLE SALE. I MEAN, THE WHOLE SALE.
103 00:05:10,685 00:05:12,980 BUT I GOT CAUGHT ON ACCOUNT OF THE ICING IN MY HAIR. BUT I GOT CAUGHT ON ACCOUNT OF THE ICING IN MY HAIR.
104 00:05:13,021 00:05:15,565 MY MOM MADE ME PAY FOR IT OUT OF MY ALLOWANCE, MY MOM MADE ME PAY FOR IT OUT OF MY ALLOWANCE,
105 00:05:15,607 00:05:19,945 BUT, THOSE SOCCER MOMS MAKE A MEAN BROWNIE. BUT, THOSE SOCCER MOMS MAKE A MEAN BROWNIE.
106 00:05:19,987 00:05:21,238 I'M HUNGRY. I'M HUNGRY.
107 00:05:22,739 00:05:24,950 AAH! AAH!
108 00:05:24,992 00:05:27,828 I'M ALL ALONE, I'M ALL ALONE,
109 00:05:27,869 00:05:31,706 ADRIFT AT SEA. ADRIFT AT SEA.
110 00:05:31,748 00:05:33,167 WITHOUT BREAKFAST. WITHOUT BREAKFAST.
111 00:05:36,837 00:05:40,841 OKAY, IS ANYONE ELSE A LITTLE CREAKED BY THIS DESERTED ISLAND? OKAY, IS ANYONE ELSE A LITTLE CREAKED BY THIS DESERTED ISLAND?
112 00:05:40,882 00:05:42,425 P-L-EASE, P-L-EASE,
113 00:05:42,467 00:05:44,427 ANY MORON CAN SEE THAT THIS IS ONE ANY MORON CAN SEE THAT THIS IS ONE
114 00:05:44,469 00:05:47,806 OF CHRIS'S CHEESY PRODUCTION SETS WITH FAKE PROPS. OF CHRIS'S CHEESY PRODUCTION SETS WITH FAKE PROPS.
115 00:05:47,848 00:05:49,057 (GRUNT) OW! (GRUNT) OW!
116 00:05:49,099 00:05:51,185 YO, DRAMA QUEENS, YO, DRAMA QUEENS,
117 00:05:51,226 00:05:53,520 WE'VE OBVIOUSLY JUST DRIFTED DOWNSTREAM. WE'VE OBVIOUSLY JUST DRIFTED DOWNSTREAM.
118 00:05:53,561 00:05:56,397 THE PRODUCERS WILL SEND A SEARCH PARTY. THE PRODUCERS WILL SEND A SEARCH PARTY.
119 00:05:56,439 00:06:00,944 JUST TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT, MY SETS ARE NOT CHEESY. JUST TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT, MY SETS ARE NOT CHEESY.
120 00:06:00,986 00:06:04,031 I LOST THREE INTERNS MOVING THOSE ROCKS INTO PLACE. I LOST THREE INTERNS MOVING THOSE ROCKS INTO PLACE.
121 00:06:04,072 00:06:07,034 AND ABOUT THAT SEARCH PARTY, NUH-UH. AND ABOUT THAT SEARCH PARTY, NUH-UH.
122 00:06:07,075 00:06:09,703 THOSE CAMPERS ARE ON THEIR OWN. THOSE CAMPERS ARE ON THEIR OWN.
123 00:06:09,744 00:06:12,580 SO I GUESS THAT MEANS CRAFT DAY IS CANCELED. SO I GUESS THAT MEANS CRAFT DAY IS CANCELED.
124 00:06:12,622 00:06:14,666 ANYWAY, I'M STARVED. ANYWAY, I'M STARVED.
125 00:06:14,708 00:06:15,917 LET'S EAT. LET'S EAT.
126 00:06:15,959 00:06:18,712 YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO EAT THIS SLOP? YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO EAT THIS SLOP?
127 00:06:18,753 00:06:20,547 YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH, RIGHT.
128 00:06:20,588 00:06:23,342 I MEAN AT THE BREAKFAST BUFFET BACK AT OUR CAMP. I MEAN AT THE BREAKFAST BUFFET BACK AT OUR CAMP.
129 00:06:23,382 00:06:26,303 COOL. (CHUCKLES) COOL. (CHUCKLES)
130 00:06:27,804 00:06:29,723 OOH. OOH.
131 00:06:29,764 00:06:31,350 AHH! AHH!
132 00:06:31,390 00:06:33,434 WELL, WELL, WELL, STUCK ON AN ISLAND WELL, WELL, WELL, STUCK ON AN ISLAND
133 00:06:33,476 00:06:35,145 WITH TWO HOT GIRLS. WITH TWO HOT GIRLS.
134 00:06:35,187 00:06:37,689 TOO BAD THEY'RE BOTH COMPLETELY ANNOYING. TOO BAD THEY'RE BOTH COMPLETELY ANNOYING.
135 00:06:37,731 00:06:41,609 SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, THEY LEFT ME HERE TO DIE. SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, THEY LEFT ME HERE TO DIE.
136 00:06:41,651 00:06:42,819 MENTAL NOTE, MENTAL NOTE,
137 00:06:42,861 00:06:46,073 NEVER SIGN UP FOR A REALITY SHOW EVER AGAIN. NEVER SIGN UP FOR A REALITY SHOW EVER AGAIN.
138 00:06:46,114 00:06:49,243 AH, LET'S JUST CHILL UNTIL THE RESCUE TEAM ARRIVES. AH, LET'S JUST CHILL UNTIL THE RESCUE TEAM ARRIVES.
139 00:06:49,284 00:06:51,286 WHAT IF THERE ISN'T A RESCUE TEAM? WHAT IF THERE ISN'T A RESCUE TEAM?
140 00:06:51,328 00:06:53,247 WHAT IF THE PRODUCERS THINK WE'RE DEAD? WHAT IF THE PRODUCERS THINK WE'RE DEAD?
141 00:06:53,288 00:06:55,790 I SAY WE BUILD A RAFT AND TRY TO SAIL BACK TO CAMP. I SAY WE BUILD A RAFT AND TRY TO SAIL BACK TO CAMP.
142 00:06:55,832 00:06:58,043 GOOD CALL. LET'S GET MORE LOST. GOOD CALL. LET'S GET MORE LOST.
143 00:06:58,085 00:07:00,254 WE NEED TO BUILD A RAFT. WE NEED TO BUILD A RAFT.
144 00:07:00,295 00:07:02,297 WE NEED TO STAY PUT. WE NEED TO STAY PUT.
145 00:07:02,339 00:07:04,758 -BUILD A RAFT. -STAY PUT. -BUILD A RAFT. -STAY PUT.
146 00:07:04,799 00:07:07,177 DUH, WE'RE NOT LOST. DUH, WE'RE NOT LOST.
147 00:07:07,219 00:07:09,096 THIS IS JUST CHRIS'S LAME ATTEMPT THIS IS JUST CHRIS'S LAME ATTEMPT
148 00:07:09,137 00:07:11,556 AT CHALLENGING OUR SHIPWRECK SURVIVAL SKILLS. AT CHALLENGING OUR SHIPWRECK SURVIVAL SKILLS.
149 00:07:11,598 00:07:13,683 I'M ONTO YOU, CHRIS! I'M ONTO YOU, CHRIS!
150 00:07:13,725 00:07:17,562 OOH, I'M SO SCARED. OOH, I'M SO SCARED.
151 00:07:17,604 00:07:19,439 I'M GOING FOR A WALK. THINGS WERE GETTING I'M GOING FOR A WALK. THINGS WERE GETTING
152 00:07:21,108 00:07:22,943 REALLY TENSE. REALLY TENSE.
153 00:07:22,984 00:07:24,778 YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT WE WERE SOAKED, YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT WE WERE SOAKED,
154 00:07:24,819 00:07:27,364 COVERED IN BUG BITES, AND STARVING. COVERED IN BUG BITES, AND STARVING.
155 00:07:27,406 00:07:29,616 BUT I KEPT MY WITS ABOUT ME AS ALWAYS. BUT I KEPT MY WITS ABOUT ME AS ALWAYS.
156 00:07:29,657 00:07:31,118 IT'S A GOOD THING AT LEAST ONE OF US IT'S A GOOD THING AT LEAST ONE OF US
157 00:07:31,159 00:07:34,246 CAN REMAIN CALM AND COLLECTED IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY. CAN REMAIN CALM AND COLLECTED IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY.
158 00:07:34,288 00:07:35,914 NOT BAD. NOT BAD.
159 00:07:35,956 00:07:38,833 BEATS SLEEPING ON THE BEACH. BEATS SLEEPING ON THE BEACH.
160 00:07:38,875 00:07:42,337 OKAY, GOING TO MY HAPPY PLACE. OKAY, GOING TO MY HAPPY PLACE.
161 00:07:42,379 00:07:43,922 I'M IN A DOUGHNUT SHOP. I'M IN A DOUGHNUT SHOP.
162 00:07:43,964 00:07:46,591 THERE'S AN ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR A DOLLAR SALE ON, THERE'S AN ALL YOU CAN EAT FOR A DOLLAR SALE ON,
163 00:07:46,633 00:07:48,509 UNLIMITED CHOCOLATE MILK. UNLIMITED CHOCOLATE MILK.
164 00:07:48,551 00:07:50,470 AHH! GO AWAY! AHH! GO AWAY!
165 00:07:52,680 00:07:53,640 IS THAT... IS THAT...
166 00:07:53,681 00:07:55,016 SAND! SAND!
167 00:07:55,058 00:07:58,478 SWEET MAMA IN A SIDECAR GOING 90! SWEET MAMA IN A SIDECAR GOING 90!
168 00:07:58,519 00:07:59,896 I'M BACK AT CAMP! I'M BACK AT CAMP!
169 00:07:59,938 00:08:01,982 WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
170 00:08:02,023 00:08:03,066 WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
171 00:08:03,108 00:08:04,401 YEAH! YEAH!
172 00:08:04,443 00:08:06,611 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
173 00:08:10,365 00:08:13,952 THIS DAY IS REALLY SUCKING. THIS DAY IS REALLY SUCKING.
174 00:08:13,994 00:08:17,289 THE T-REX SKULL WAS MY IDEA. THE T-REX SKULL WAS MY IDEA.
175 00:08:17,331 00:08:19,624 DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE? DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE?
176 00:08:19,666 00:08:22,002 THAT WAS WORTH EVERY INTERN. THAT WAS WORTH EVERY INTERN.
177 00:08:23,462 00:08:24,754 NICE VIEW. NICE VIEW.
178 00:08:24,796 00:08:26,131 HEY, YOU TWO, HEY, YOU TWO,
179 00:08:26,173 00:08:27,424 IF YOU'RE DONE YELLING AT EACH OTHER, IF YOU'RE DONE YELLING AT EACH OTHER,
180 00:08:27,466 00:08:29,759 I FOUND US A PLACE TO REST. I FOUND US A PLACE TO REST.
181 00:08:29,801 00:08:32,346 (GASP) AHH! (GASP) AHH!
182 00:08:34,806 00:08:36,766 OW! OW!
183 00:08:40,020 00:08:43,106 (THUNDER CRASHES) (THUNDER CRASHES)
184 00:08:43,148 00:08:45,900 SO STILL THINK WE'RE DOWNSTREAM FROM CAMP? SO STILL THINK WE'RE DOWNSTREAM FROM CAMP?
185 00:08:45,942 00:08:48,362 OKAY, I'VE BEEN WRONG BEFORE. OKAY, I'VE BEEN WRONG BEFORE.
186 00:08:48,403 00:08:49,696 OWEN: HELP! OWEN: HELP!
187 00:08:49,737 00:08:50,947 I'M ALL ALONE! I'M ALL ALONE!
188 00:08:50,989 00:08:53,741 I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE!
189 00:08:53,783 00:08:58,121 HEY, ARE THOSE COCONUTS? HEY, ARE THOSE COCONUTS?
190 00:08:58,163 00:08:59,498 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME
191 00:08:59,539 00:09:02,000 WHY THERE ARE PALM TREES AND COCONUTS UP HERE? WHY THERE ARE PALM TREES AND COCONUTS UP HERE?
192 00:09:02,042 00:09:04,378 WE'RE UP IN NORTHERN ONTARIO. WE'RE UP IN NORTHERN ONTARIO.
193 00:09:04,419 00:09:07,922 THEY WERE LEFTOVER PROPS FROM THE BIGASSIC PARK MOVIE SHOOT. THEY WERE LEFTOVER PROPS FROM THE BIGASSIC PARK MOVIE SHOOT.
194 00:09:07,964 00:09:10,800 WHAT? WE'RE ON A BUDGET. WHAT? WE'RE ON A BUDGET.
195 00:09:10,842 00:09:12,469 OWEN: (BURPS) OWEN: (BURPS)
196 00:09:12,511 00:09:16,473 IT'S BEEN A GRUELING NINE MINUTES OF ISOLATION, IT'S BEEN A GRUELING NINE MINUTES OF ISOLATION,
197 00:09:16,515 00:09:19,934 WHERE A HUMAN MIND IS RIPE FOR CRACKING. WHERE A HUMAN MIND IS RIPE FOR CRACKING.
198 00:09:19,976 00:09:24,231 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT, MR. COCONUT? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT, MR. COCONUT?
199 00:09:24,272 00:09:27,984 OH, YOU DO. OH, YOU DO.
200 00:09:28,026 00:09:30,153 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, BUDDY. IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, BUDDY.
201 00:09:30,195 00:09:33,156 WE'LL HUNT, FORAGE, AND SURVIVE TOGETHER. WE'LL HUNT, FORAGE, AND SURVIVE TOGETHER.
202 00:09:33,198 00:09:35,409 BUT FIRST, I NEED TO PEE. BUT FIRST, I NEED TO PEE.
203 00:09:37,327 00:09:40,080 OWEN: CAN YOU LOOK THE OTHER WAY, PLEASE? OWEN: CAN YOU LOOK THE OTHER WAY, PLEASE?
204 00:09:40,121 00:09:42,582 HEATHER: WAIT A SEC. HEATHER: WAIT A SEC.
205 00:09:42,623 00:09:44,251 THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN THEY SENT US THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN THEY SENT US
206 00:09:44,292 00:09:45,585 TO BONY ISLAND. TO BONY ISLAND.
207 00:09:45,626 00:09:46,878 DON'T YOU SEE? DON'T YOU SEE?
208 00:09:46,920 00:09:50,131 IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY ANOTHER SURVIVAL CHALLENGE. IT'S SO OBVIOUSLY ANOTHER SURVIVAL CHALLENGE.
209 00:09:50,173 00:09:51,883 YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, CHRIS. YOU CAN'T SCARE ME, CHRIS.
210 00:09:51,925 00:09:53,885 WHAT'S OBVIOUS IS THAT WE'RE STRANDED WHAT'S OBVIOUS IS THAT WE'RE STRANDED
211 00:09:53,927 00:09:55,387 ON A DESERTED ISLAND ON A DESERTED ISLAND
212 00:09:55,429 00:09:57,931 AND WE'LL DIE UNLESS WE BUILD A RAFT. AND WE'LL DIE UNLESS WE BUILD A RAFT.
213 00:09:57,972 00:09:59,182 IF WE'RE STRANDED, IF WE'RE STRANDED,
214 00:09:59,224 00:10:02,352 THEN THE PRODUCERS WILL OBVIOUSLY RESCUE US. THEN THE PRODUCERS WILL OBVIOUSLY RESCUE US.
215 00:10:02,394 00:10:04,312 WHAT IF THE PRODUCERS DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK? WHAT IF THE PRODUCERS DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK?
216 00:10:04,354 00:10:06,147 THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY THE SHARPEST TOOLS IN THE SHED, THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY THE SHARPEST TOOLS IN THE SHED,
217 00:10:06,189 00:10:08,525 IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED.
218 00:10:08,567 00:10:12,195 I AM GONNA LET THAT LITTLE COMMENT PASS. I AM GONNA LET THAT LITTLE COMMENT PASS.
219 00:10:12,237 00:10:14,448 HMM. HMM.
220 00:10:14,489 00:10:17,784 I WAS SO BETTER OFF WITHOUT THOSE LUNATICS HOLDING ME BACK. I WAS SO BETTER OFF WITHOUT THOSE LUNATICS HOLDING ME BACK.
221 00:10:17,825 00:10:20,954 GOOD LUCK LOST IN THE WILD WITHOUT SHELTER. GOOD LUCK LOST IN THE WILD WITHOUT SHELTER.
222 00:10:20,995 00:10:24,541 OKAY, SO MAYBE SPLITTING UP WAS A BAD IDEA. OKAY, SO MAYBE SPLITTING UP WAS A BAD IDEA.
223 00:10:24,583 00:10:26,209 I KNOW I SHOULD MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT I KNOW I SHOULD MAKE MORE OF AN EFFORT
224 00:10:26,251 00:10:27,752 TO HAVE AN ALLIANCE WITH SOMEONE TO HAVE AN ALLIANCE WITH SOMEONE
225 00:10:27,794 00:10:30,338 AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME, BUT THEY'RE BOTH INSANE. AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME, BUT THEY'RE BOTH INSANE.
226 00:10:30,380 00:10:32,882 I MEAN, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU TRUST? I MEAN, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU TRUST?
227 00:10:32,924 00:10:34,134 FINE. FINE.
228 00:10:34,175 00:10:36,344 THEN LET'S MAKE A NEW RULE. THEN LET'S MAKE A NEW RULE.
229 00:10:36,386 00:10:38,721 EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES. EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES.
230 00:10:38,763 00:10:40,140 BOTH: FINE! BOTH: FINE!
231 00:10:46,813 00:10:49,274 OWEN: ELEVEN MINUTES OF ISOLATION OWEN: ELEVEN MINUTES OF ISOLATION
232 00:10:49,316 00:10:51,526 AND MR. COCONUT AND I HAVE DECIDED AND MR. COCONUT AND I HAVE DECIDED
233 00:10:51,568 00:10:55,071 TO LIVE IN THE OUTHOUSE WHERE IT'S SAFE. TO LIVE IN THE OUTHOUSE WHERE IT'S SAFE.
234 00:10:55,113 00:10:56,281 (GASPS) (GASPS)
235 00:10:56,323 00:10:59,451 HEADHUNTERS! HEADHUNTERS!
236 00:10:59,493 00:11:03,204 OH, MAN, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHERE THAT THING WENT. OH, MAN, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHERE THAT THING WENT.
237 00:11:03,246 00:11:04,456 NOTE TO SELF, NOTE TO SELF,
238 00:11:04,498 00:11:09,544 NEXT TIME, MAKE MORE THAN ONE ARROW. NEXT TIME, MAKE MORE THAN ONE ARROW.
239 00:11:09,586 00:11:11,963 WHOO-HOO-HOO! YEAH! WHOO-HOO-HOO! YEAH!
240 00:11:12,005 00:11:16,050 DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
241 00:11:16,092 00:11:18,637 ONE FRUIT SALAD, COMING UP. ONE FRUIT SALAD, COMING UP.
242 00:11:18,677 00:11:22,516 AND UBER OMELET ON THE SIDE. AND UBER OMELET ON THE SIDE.
243 00:11:22,557 00:11:24,351 YEAH, ROCKING. YEAH, ROCKING.
244 00:11:25,893 00:11:29,606 (BIRD SCREECHING) (BIRD SCREECHING)
245 00:11:31,358 00:11:33,652 HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CHOCOLATE? HEY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CHOCOLATE?
246 00:11:33,692 00:11:34,777 OH, NOWHERE. OH, NOWHERE.
247 00:11:34,819 00:11:37,197 JUST OWEN'S SECRET STASH OF JUNK FOOD. JUST OWEN'S SECRET STASH OF JUNK FOOD.
248 00:11:37,238 00:11:38,615 THAT GENIUS. THAT GENIUS.
249 00:11:38,657 00:11:40,783 I ALWAYS THOUGHT HIS MATTRESS LOOKED LUMPY. I ALWAYS THOUGHT HIS MATTRESS LOOKED LUMPY.
250 00:11:40,825 00:11:42,076 YOU GOT TO SHARE THAT WITH US, MAN. YOU GOT TO SHARE THAT WITH US, MAN.
251 00:11:42,118 00:11:43,953 -WE'RE STARVING. -OH, NO. -WE'RE STARVING. -OH, NO.
252 00:11:43,995 00:11:47,332 I BELIEVE THE TERM WAS, "EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES." I BELIEVE THE TERM WAS, "EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES."
253 00:11:47,374 00:11:48,958 AND SINCE WE'RE ALONE ON THE ISLAND-- AND SINCE WE'RE ALONE ON THE ISLAND--
254 00:11:49,000 00:11:52,920 (LOUD GROWLING) (LOUD GROWLING)
255 00:11:52,962 00:11:54,422 OR NOT. OR NOT.
256 00:11:56,550 00:11:58,385 DON'T WORRY, MR. COCONUT. DON'T WORRY, MR. COCONUT.
257 00:11:58,426 00:12:02,055 YOUR SOFT, FLAKY MARROW IS SAFE WITH ME. YOUR SOFT, FLAKY MARROW IS SAFE WITH ME.
258 00:12:02,096 00:12:05,433 (LOUD GROWLING) (LOUD GROWLING)
259 00:12:07,894 00:12:10,564 BRUNCH IS SERVED. BRUNCH IS SERVED.
260 00:12:10,605 00:12:12,440 AH, BRUNCH. AH, BRUNCH.
261 00:12:12,482 00:12:14,859 SUCH A CIVILIZED MEAL, DON'T YOU THINK? SUCH A CIVILIZED MEAL, DON'T YOU THINK?
262 00:12:14,901 00:12:17,028 WE'VE ALREADY DIGESTED YOUR BREAKY, WE'VE ALREADY DIGESTED YOUR BREAKY,
263 00:12:17,070 00:12:19,322 BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE READY FOR LUNCH. BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE READY FOR LUNCH.
264 00:12:19,364 00:12:20,365 OOH-HOO-HOO! HOLLANDAISE! OOH-HOO-HOO! HOLLANDAISE!
265 00:12:21,449 00:12:23,577 YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF, CHEF. YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF, CHEF.
266 00:12:24,952 00:12:29,207 (GROWLING) (GROWLING)
267 00:12:29,249 00:12:32,001 IT'S JUST CHRIS FREAKING US OUT. IT'S JUST CHRIS FREAKING US OUT.
268 00:12:32,043 00:12:34,128 (RUMBLING) (RUMBLING)
269 00:12:34,170 00:12:36,005 WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, I'M OUT OF HERE. WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, I'M OUT OF HERE.
270 00:12:36,047 00:12:37,465 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
271 00:12:37,507 00:12:39,884 WHO CARES? AT LEAST IT'S NOT HERE WITH YOU. WHO CARES? AT LEAST IT'S NOT HERE WITH YOU.
272 00:12:39,926 00:12:42,679 I'LL TRADE YOU MY EGG IN EXCHANGE FOR A RIDE. I'LL TRADE YOU MY EGG IN EXCHANGE FOR A RIDE.
273 00:12:42,721 00:12:45,890 RIDING WITH HIM WAS THE LAST THING I WANTED TO DO. RIDING WITH HIM WAS THE LAST THING I WANTED TO DO.
274 00:12:45,932 00:12:48,935 BUT I WAS STARVING. BUT I WAS STARVING.
275 00:12:48,976 00:12:50,729 (RUMBLING) (RUMBLING)
276 00:12:50,769 00:12:51,730 DEAL. DEAL.
277 00:12:51,770 00:12:53,772 (GASPS) WHAT? (GASPS) WHAT?
278 00:12:53,814 00:12:57,193 HEY! HEY, YOU CAN'T JUST FORM AN ALLIANCE AND LEAVE ME. HEY! HEY, YOU CAN'T JUST FORM AN ALLIANCE AND LEAVE ME.
279 00:12:57,235 00:12:59,404 BYE, HEATHER. GOOD LUCK. BYE, HEATHER. GOOD LUCK.
280 00:12:59,446 00:13:01,030 DON'T GO! DON'T GO! DON'T GO! DON'T GO!
281 00:13:01,072 00:13:02,323 IF YOU COME BACK, IF YOU COME BACK,
282 00:13:02,365 00:13:04,618 I'LL LET YOU HAVE OWEN'S...BARS! I'LL LET YOU HAVE OWEN'S...BARS!
283 00:13:04,659 00:13:09,163 OKAY, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN MY WHOLE LIFE. OKAY, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
284 00:13:09,205 00:13:13,585 THEY LEFT ME THERE ALONE ON THAT ISLAND TO DIE. THEY LEFT ME THERE ALONE ON THAT ISLAND TO DIE.
285 00:13:13,627 00:13:16,045 I HAD TO DRAW ON RESERVES OF INNER STRENGTH I HAD TO DRAW ON RESERVES OF INNER STRENGTH
286 00:13:16,087 00:13:18,214 I NEVER KNEW I HAD. I NEVER KNEW I HAD.
287 00:13:18,256 00:13:19,840 IF YOU'RE WATCHING, LINDSAY, IF YOU'RE WATCHING, LINDSAY,
288 00:13:19,882 00:13:22,343 I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS. I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
289 00:13:22,385 00:13:24,679 YOU'RE AN AWESOME FRIEND, AND--AND BETH, YOU'RE AN AWESOME FRIEND, AND--AND BETH,
290 00:13:24,721 00:13:25,846 DITTO FOR YOU. DITTO FOR YOU.
291 00:13:25,888 00:13:27,307 MISS YOU, GUYS. MISS YOU, GUYS.
292 00:13:27,348 00:13:29,142 BFF FOREVER. BFF FOREVER.
293 00:13:31,144 00:13:33,062 COME ON, MR. COCONUT, COME ON, MR. COCONUT,
294 00:13:33,104 00:13:36,441 MUST FIND FOOD. MUST FIND FOOD.
295 00:13:37,692 00:13:40,819 AH, FUN IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS. AH, FUN IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS.
296 00:13:40,861 00:13:42,821 TOO BAD THE INTERNS ARE MISSING IT. TOO BAD THE INTERNS ARE MISSING IT.
297 00:13:42,863 00:13:45,199 WE SHOULD SEND THEM A VIDEO OF THIS. WE SHOULD SEND THEM A VIDEO OF THIS.
298 00:13:45,241 00:13:47,452 GOOD TIMES. GOOD TIMES.
299 00:13:49,954 00:13:51,706 YOU PADDLE LIKE A GIRL. YOU PADDLE LIKE A GIRL.
300 00:13:51,748 00:13:53,916 OH, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE ACCOMMODATIONS, OH, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE ACCOMMODATIONS,
301 00:13:53,958 00:13:55,042 THERE'S THE DOOR. THERE'S THE DOOR.
302 00:13:55,084 00:13:56,377 JUST GIVE ME THE OAR. JUST GIVE ME THE OAR.
303 00:13:56,419 00:13:58,879 NO, IT'S MY RAFT. I ROW. NO, IT'S MY RAFT. I ROW.
304 00:13:58,921 00:14:00,507 OH, WELL, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, OH, WELL, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,
305 00:14:00,548 00:14:02,759 BUT I THINK YOU JUST RODE US IN A BIG CIRCLE BUT I THINK YOU JUST RODE US IN A BIG CIRCLE
306 00:14:02,801 00:14:06,471 'CAUSE THERE'S THE SHORE AGAIN. 'CAUSE THERE'S THE SHORE AGAIN.
307 00:14:06,513 00:14:11,100 UH, LOOKS LIKE OUR DESERTED ISLAND ISN'T SO DESERTED. UH, LOOKS LIKE OUR DESERTED ISLAND ISN'T SO DESERTED.
308 00:14:11,142 00:14:13,060 WHICH WILL COST YOU ONE OMELET? WHICH WILL COST YOU ONE OMELET?
309 00:14:13,102 00:14:15,104 (SCREECHING) (SCREECHING)
310 00:14:18,857 00:14:21,068 UH, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR EGG BACK. UH, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR EGG BACK.
311 00:14:21,110 00:14:23,279 NO, NO, PLEASE. I INSIST. NO, NO, PLEASE. I INSIST.
312 00:14:26,700 00:14:28,827 AHH! AHH!
313 00:14:34,708 00:14:36,292 WHOA! WHOA!
314 00:14:39,838 00:14:41,881 (GRUNTING) (GRUNTING)
315 00:14:41,922 00:14:44,050 AHH! HELP! AHH! HELP!
316 00:14:44,091 00:14:46,845 (BOTH SCREAMING) (BOTH SCREAMING)
317 00:14:46,886 00:14:48,596 AHH! AHH!
318 00:14:48,638 00:14:50,181 GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME!
319 00:14:50,223 00:14:52,266 HELP! HELP!
320 00:14:52,308 00:14:53,893 (GRUNTING) (GRUNTING)
321 00:14:53,934 00:14:57,146 OH, UM, MALLOMARS. OH, UM, MALLOMARS.
322 00:14:57,188 00:15:00,859 OWEN? IS THAT YOU? OWEN? IS THAT YOU?
323 00:15:00,900 00:15:02,943 YOU COMPLETELY FREAKED ME OUT. YOU COMPLETELY FREAKED ME OUT.
324 00:15:02,985 00:15:04,487 AND WHAT IS WITH THAT BIG BEARD? AND WHAT IS WITH THAT BIG BEARD?
325 00:15:04,529 00:15:05,780 OW! OW!
326 00:15:05,822 00:15:09,075 HEATHER, IS IT REALLY YOU? YOU'RE NOT A MIRAGE? HEATHER, IS IT REALLY YOU? YOU'RE NOT A MIRAGE?
327 00:15:09,116 00:15:10,993 OW! DO YOU MIND? OW! DO YOU MIND?
328 00:15:11,035 00:15:12,161 GWEN AND DUNCAN: AHH! GWEN AND DUNCAN: AHH!
329 00:15:12,203 00:15:15,874 WHOA! WHOA!
330 00:15:15,915 00:15:17,500 UHH! UHH!
331 00:15:17,542 00:15:18,501 OWEN? OWEN?
332 00:15:18,543 00:15:21,003 OH, MY BRETHREN. OH, MY BRETHREN.
333 00:15:21,045 00:15:22,963 AT LAST WE'RE TOGETHER. AT LAST WE'RE TOGETHER.
334 00:15:23,005 00:15:24,841 I SHALL NEVER LET GO. I SHALL NEVER LET GO.
335 00:15:24,883 00:15:26,801 (HISSING) (HISSING)
336 00:15:26,843 00:15:28,428 OH, LET ME REPHRASE THAT. OH, LET ME REPHRASE THAT.
337 00:15:28,469 00:15:30,179 RUN! RUN!
338 00:15:32,849 00:15:35,268 (HISSING) (HISSING)
339 00:15:35,309 00:15:36,770 WHAT'S WITH THE FAKE BEARD? WHAT'S WITH THE FAKE BEARD?
340 00:15:36,811 00:15:39,689 OW! OW!
341 00:15:39,731 00:15:42,400 SO, CHEF, HOW DO YOU THINK OUR CAMPERS ARE DOING SO, CHEF, HOW DO YOU THINK OUR CAMPERS ARE DOING
342 00:15:42,442 00:15:45,319 ON THEIR DESERTED ISLAND? ON THEIR DESERTED ISLAND?
343 00:15:45,361 00:15:47,906 ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO THEM BY NOW, ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO THEM BY NOW,
344 00:15:47,947 00:15:51,409 MAULED BY BEARS, FELL OFF THE CLIFF, MAULED BY BEARS, FELL OFF THE CLIFF,
345 00:15:51,451 00:15:52,869 STARVED TO DEATH. STARVED TO DEATH.
346 00:15:52,911 00:15:55,496 HMM, MAYBE I SHOULD GO CHECK THE MONITORS HMM, MAYBE I SHOULD GO CHECK THE MONITORS
347 00:15:55,538 00:15:57,415 AND SEE WHAT KIND OF FOOTAGE WE GOT. AND SEE WHAT KIND OF FOOTAGE WE GOT.
348 00:15:57,457 00:16:01,127 CHRIS, MAN, YOU ARE ONE DEDICATED HOST. CHRIS, MAN, YOU ARE ONE DEDICATED HOST.
349 00:16:01,168 00:16:03,087 YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION. YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION.
350 00:16:03,129 00:16:04,881 THANKS, DUDE. THANKS, DUDE.
351 00:16:04,923 00:16:06,591 THAT'S WHAT I DO. THAT'S WHAT I DO.
352 00:16:06,633 00:16:07,926 (LAUGH) (LAUGH)
353 00:16:07,967 00:16:10,553 OWEN: OKAY, I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE OWEN: OKAY, I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE
354 00:16:10,595 00:16:12,889 SOMETHING THAT IS CARAMELY. SOMETHING THAT IS CARAMELY.
355 00:16:12,931 00:16:14,348 MALLOMARS? MALLOMARS?
356 00:16:14,390 00:16:17,310 (LAUGHS) OH, RIGHT AGAIN. (LAUGHS) OH, RIGHT AGAIN.
357 00:16:17,351 00:16:20,020 OKAY, IT'S YOUR TURN, MR. COCONUT. OKAY, IT'S YOUR TURN, MR. COCONUT.
358 00:16:20,062 00:16:22,106 HE KNOWS IT'S JUST A FRUIT, RIGHT? HE KNOWS IT'S JUST A FRUIT, RIGHT?
359 00:16:22,148 00:16:24,984 THAT'S IT! I AM DONE WITH THIS GAME. THAT'S IT! I AM DONE WITH THIS GAME.
360 00:16:25,025 00:16:26,569 I CAN'T BOND WITH YOU GUYS ANYMORE I CAN'T BOND WITH YOU GUYS ANYMORE
361 00:16:26,611 00:16:28,070 BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL CRAZY. BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL CRAZY.
362 00:16:28,112 00:16:30,072 YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU'RE NOT. YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU'RE NOT.
363 00:16:30,114 00:16:31,616 I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT ON THIS SHOW I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT ON THIS SHOW
364 00:16:31,658 00:16:34,076 -WITH A SHRED OF SANITY. -HA! -WITH A SHRED OF SANITY. -HA!
365 00:16:34,118 00:16:35,620 AND THIS COMING FROM THE GIRL AND THIS COMING FROM THE GIRL
366 00:16:35,662 00:16:38,581 WHO CHANGES FRIENDS MORE OFTEN THAN I CHANGE SOCKS. WHO CHANGES FRIENDS MORE OFTEN THAN I CHANGE SOCKS.
367 00:16:38,623 00:16:41,041 WHICH IS SO NOT OFTEN ENOUGH BY THE WAY. WHICH IS SO NOT OFTEN ENOUGH BY THE WAY.
368 00:16:41,083 00:16:42,836 AT LEAST I'VE GOT MY GAME ON. AT LEAST I'VE GOT MY GAME ON.
369 00:16:42,877 00:16:44,295 GAME ON? GAME ON?
370 00:16:44,337 00:16:45,421 HELLO. HELLO.
371 00:16:45,463 00:16:46,840 NONE OF US ARE IN THE COMPETITION NONE OF US ARE IN THE COMPETITION
372 00:16:46,881 00:16:48,800 BECAUSE THE PRODUCERS THINK WE'RE DEAD BECAUSE THE PRODUCERS THINK WE'RE DEAD
373 00:16:48,842 00:16:51,719 WHICH MEANS WE'RE GONNA DIE ON THIS FREAKING ISLAND? WHICH MEANS WE'RE GONNA DIE ON THIS FREAKING ISLAND?
374 00:16:51,761 00:16:52,804 WE ARE? WE ARE?
375 00:16:52,846 00:16:54,388 AHH! AHH!
376 00:16:54,430 00:16:57,642 HEAVENLY HASH, WE'RE GONNA DIE, HEAVENLY HASH, WE'RE GONNA DIE,
377 00:16:57,684 00:17:00,478 AND I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A DATE OR HELD HANDS AND I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A DATE OR HELD HANDS
378 00:17:00,520 00:17:04,106 OR FULFILLED ANY OF MY OWEN GETS JIGGY FANTASIES. OR FULFILLED ANY OF MY OWEN GETS JIGGY FANTASIES.
379 00:17:04,148 00:17:05,733 -LIKE THE ONE- -DUH! -LIKE THE ONE- -DUH!
380 00:17:05,775 00:17:08,361 MAKE HIM STOP! MAKE HIM STOP!
381 00:17:12,406 00:17:14,617 THANKS. THANKS.
382 00:17:14,659 00:17:17,787 AND THAT'S WHEN I THOUGHT, THIS IS HOW I'M GONNA DIE. AND THAT'S WHEN I THOUGHT, THIS IS HOW I'M GONNA DIE.
383 00:17:17,829 00:17:21,290 MY BRAIN WAS ACTUALLY GONNA EXPLODE FROM FRUSTRATION. MY BRAIN WAS ACTUALLY GONNA EXPLODE FROM FRUSTRATION.
384 00:17:21,332 00:17:24,377 GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO? GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO?
385 00:17:24,418 00:17:27,505 RUN FOR OUR LIVES AND LEAVE YOU AND MR. COCONUT BEHIND? RUN FOR OUR LIVES AND LEAVE YOU AND MR. COCONUT BEHIND?
386 00:17:27,547 00:17:30,675 NO, WE NEED TO CONFESS OUR SINS. NO, WE NEED TO CONFESS OUR SINS.
387 00:17:30,717 00:17:32,552 UH, NOT. UH, NOT.
388 00:17:32,593 00:17:34,470 OH, NO, SERIOUSLY. OH, NO, SERIOUSLY.
389 00:17:34,512 00:17:36,973 I CONFESSED ALL MY SINS. IT FELT GREAT. I CONFESSED ALL MY SINS. IT FELT GREAT.
390 00:17:37,015 00:17:39,976 DON'T YOU WANT TO CLEAR YOUR CONSCIENCE BEFORE YOU DIE? DON'T YOU WANT TO CLEAR YOUR CONSCIENCE BEFORE YOU DIE?
391 00:17:42,645 00:17:43,855 WHOA! WHOA!
392 00:17:43,897 00:17:46,524 SO THAT'S WHAT YOU WENT TO JUVIE HALL FOR? SO THAT'S WHAT YOU WENT TO JUVIE HALL FOR?
393 00:17:46,566 00:17:50,236 YEAH, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT AS BAD AS WHAT HEATHER DID. YEAH, BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT AS BAD AS WHAT HEATHER DID.
394 00:17:50,277 00:17:52,780 I ADMIT, IT WAS A LITTLE UNORTHODOX, I ADMIT, IT WAS A LITTLE UNORTHODOX,
395 00:17:52,822 00:17:55,157 BUT IT DOESN'T COME CLOSE TO WHAT GWEN DID, BUT IT DOESN'T COME CLOSE TO WHAT GWEN DID,
396 00:17:55,199 00:17:57,785 IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME. IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME.
397 00:17:59,829 00:18:00,788 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
398 00:18:00,830 00:18:01,831 THERE, THERE,
399 00:18:01,873 00:18:04,042 DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW? DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?
400 00:18:07,086 00:18:09,171 EW! EW! SPIDER IN THE BED! EW! EW! SPIDER IN THE BED!
401 00:18:09,213 00:18:10,590 SPIDER IN THE BED! SPIDER IN THE BED!
402 00:18:10,631 00:18:11,591 HEY, LOOK, HEY, LOOK,
403 00:18:11,632 00:18:14,719 WE GOT NEIGHBORS. WE GOT NEIGHBORS.
404 00:18:14,761 00:18:16,303 THE RESCUE TEAM? THE RESCUE TEAM?
405 00:18:16,345 00:18:19,390 OR A TRICK, COURTESY OF CHRIS. OR A TRICK, COURTESY OF CHRIS.
406 00:18:19,432 00:18:22,184 I KNOW HOW WE CAN FIND OUT. I KNOW HOW WE CAN FIND OUT.
407 00:18:26,522 00:18:28,148 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
408 00:18:28,190 00:18:29,984 WE PRETEND WE'RE THE HEADHUNTERS WE PRETEND WE'RE THE HEADHUNTERS
409 00:18:30,026 00:18:31,360 AND SCARE THE BEJABBERS AND SCARE THE BEJABBERS
410 00:18:31,402 00:18:33,320 OUT OF WHOEVER'S MESSING WITH OUR HEADS. OUT OF WHOEVER'S MESSING WITH OUR HEADS.
411 00:18:33,362 00:18:35,740 THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, A 50 FOOT PYTHON THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, A 50 FOOT PYTHON
412 00:18:35,782 00:18:36,741 WITH AN ATTITUDE. WITH AN ATTITUDE.
413 00:18:36,783 00:18:38,868 OH, THAT. OH, THAT.
414 00:18:42,246 00:18:44,373 WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT HOURS AGO? WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT HOURS AGO?
415 00:18:44,415 00:18:46,542 WHAT, AND MISS OUT ON ALL OUR BONDING? WHAT, AND MISS OUT ON ALL OUR BONDING?
416 00:18:46,584 00:18:47,543 COME ON! COME ON!
417 00:18:47,585 00:18:49,963 LET'S GO OOGA BOOGIE! LET'S GO OOGA BOOGIE!
418 00:18:50,004 00:18:51,255 THIS IS IT, BRETHREN. THIS IS IT, BRETHREN.
419 00:18:51,297 00:18:53,591 WE MIGHT NOT COME BACK ALIVE, WE MIGHT NOT COME BACK ALIVE,
420 00:18:53,633 00:18:58,096 SO LET'S GET OUR OOGIE-BOOGIE GROOVE ON. SO LET'S GET OUR OOGIE-BOOGIE GROOVE ON.
421 00:18:58,137 00:18:59,555 YEAH, OWEN. YEAH, OWEN.
422 00:18:59,597 00:19:01,140 I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS.
423 00:19:01,181 00:19:02,308 OOGA BOOGA! OOGA, OOGA, OOGA. OOGA BOOGA! OOGA, OOGA, OOGA.
424 00:19:02,349 00:19:03,684 OOGA BOOGA, OOGA, OOGA! OOGA BOOGA, OOGA, OOGA!
425 00:19:03,726 00:19:05,019 ALL: AH! ALL: AH!
426 00:19:08,856 00:19:13,235 HEY, GUYS. IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP. HEY, GUYS. IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP.
427 00:19:13,277 00:19:15,738 MR. COCONUT, IT'S A MIRAGE! MR. COCONUT, IT'S A MIRAGE!
428 00:19:15,780 00:19:19,117 THEY'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION. THEY'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION.
429 00:19:19,158 00:19:21,368 WELL, WHY IS HE TALKING TO A COCONUT? WELL, WHY IS HE TALKING TO A COCONUT?
430 00:19:21,410 00:19:23,704 OWEN, IT'S NOT A MIRAGE. OWEN, IT'S NOT A MIRAGE.
431 00:19:23,746 00:19:27,667 IT'S OUR PRODUCTION CREW'S SECRET LOCATION. IT'S OUR PRODUCTION CREW'S SECRET LOCATION.
432 00:19:27,708 00:19:30,670 (GASPS) (GASPS)
433 00:19:30,711 00:19:33,172 OR WAS A SECRET, UNTIL NOW. OR WAS A SECRET, UNTIL NOW.
434 00:19:33,213 00:19:35,716 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE T-REX SKULL? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE T-REX SKULL?
435 00:19:35,758 00:19:37,885 AND THE PREHISTORIC GOOSE? AND THE PREHISTORIC GOOSE?
436 00:19:37,927 00:19:41,347 OH, THOSE ARE JUST LEFT OVER FROM A DINOSAUR MOVIE THAT WAS-- OH, THOSE ARE JUST LEFT OVER FROM A DINOSAUR MOVIE THAT WAS--
437 00:19:41,388 00:19:44,100 YOU MEAN WHILE WE WERE SHIPWRECKED, YOU MEAN WHILE WE WERE SHIPWRECKED,
438 00:19:44,142 00:19:46,268 YOU WERE HERE, BASKING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY YOU WERE HERE, BASKING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY
439 00:19:46,310 00:19:50,439 A MERE 100 FEET AWAY? A MERE 100 FEET AWAY?
440 00:19:50,481 00:19:53,484 YES, HEATHER, THAT WOULD BE ACCURATE. YES, HEATHER, THAT WOULD BE ACCURATE.
441 00:19:53,526 00:19:57,237 SORRY, I'D INVITE YOU IN, BUT THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR SIX. SORRY, I'D INVITE YOU IN, BUT THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR SIX.
442 00:19:57,279 00:20:01,283 SEE YOU AT THE CAMPFIRE TONIGHT. SEE YOU AT THE CAMPFIRE TONIGHT.
443 00:20:01,325 00:20:03,494 (THUNDER RUMBLES) (THUNDER RUMBLES)
444 00:20:09,416 00:20:13,087 WELL, IT'S BEEN A GRUELING DAY, CAMPERS. WELL, IT'S BEEN A GRUELING DAY, CAMPERS.
445 00:20:13,129 00:20:16,549 FRANKLY, CHEF AND I ARE WORN OUT. FRANKLY, CHEF AND I ARE WORN OUT.
446 00:20:16,590 00:20:19,010 I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TWO VALUABLE LESSONS. I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TWO VALUABLE LESSONS.
447 00:20:19,052 00:20:20,553 FIRST, ALWAYS MAKE SURE FIRST, ALWAYS MAKE SURE
448 00:20:20,594 00:20:23,723 YOUR CABINS ARE SECURELY FASTENED TO THE GROUND, YOUR CABINS ARE SECURELY FASTENED TO THE GROUND,
449 00:20:23,764 00:20:28,519 AND SECOND, THE EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES IDEA SUCKS. AND SECOND, THE EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES IDEA SUCKS.
450 00:20:28,561 00:20:30,938 FOUR HEADS ARE ALWAYS BETTER THAN ONE. FOUR HEADS ARE ALWAYS BETTER THAN ONE.
451 00:20:30,980 00:20:32,773 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
452 00:20:32,815 00:20:36,318 I THINK YOU MEAN FIVE. I THINK YOU MEAN FIVE.
453 00:20:36,360 00:20:40,907 WHICH BRINGS US TO YET ANOTHER DRAMATIC MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY. WHICH BRINGS US TO YET ANOTHER DRAMATIC MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY.
454 00:20:40,948 00:20:43,659 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU HAVE FOUR MARSHMALLOWS. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU HAVE FOUR MARSHMALLOWS.
455 00:20:43,701 00:20:45,745 THAT'S ONE FOR EACH OF US. THAT'S ONE FOR EACH OF US.
456 00:20:45,786 00:20:48,039 EXCELLENT, OBSERVATION, DUDE. EXCELLENT, OBSERVATION, DUDE.
457 00:20:48,081 00:20:50,416 HEATHER, DUNCAN, HEATHER, DUNCAN,
458 00:20:50,457 00:20:52,668 GWEN, GWEN,
459 00:20:52,710 00:20:54,170 OWEN. OWEN.
460 00:20:54,212 00:20:55,379 OH, NO. OH, NO.
461 00:20:55,421 00:20:57,339 -YOU DON'T MEAN! -YEP. -YOU DON'T MEAN! -YEP.
462 00:20:57,381 00:21:02,053 IT'S TIME FOR MR. COCONUT TO WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME. IT'S TIME FOR MR. COCONUT TO WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME.
463 00:21:02,095 00:21:04,680 BUT WHY? BUT WHY?
464 00:21:07,516 00:21:10,144 YEAH, GET IT TOGETHER, DUDE. YEAH, GET IT TOGETHER, DUDE.
465 00:21:10,186 00:21:11,645 YOU'RE STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT. YOU'RE STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT.
466 00:21:11,687 00:21:13,606 MR. COCONUT! MR. COCONUT!
467 00:21:13,647 00:21:17,193 NO! NO!
468 00:21:17,235 00:21:19,737 BY THE WAY, WHAT WE CONFESSED BACK THERE BY THE WAY, WHAT WE CONFESSED BACK THERE
469 00:21:19,779 00:21:21,239 STAYS BACK THERE. STAYS BACK THERE.
470 00:21:21,280 00:21:22,240 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
471 00:21:22,281 00:21:23,783 NO ARGUMENT. NO ARGUMENT.
472 00:21:26,577 00:21:28,412 DON'T WORRY, MR. COCONUT. DON'T WORRY, MR. COCONUT.