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1 00:00:02,294 00:00:05,130 LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
2 00:00:05,172 00:00:08,676 CAMPERS GOT SENT OUT ON SAFARI. CAMPERS GOT SENT OUT ON SAFARI.
3 00:00:08,717 00:00:10,719 THEY MADE LIKE THEY WERE ZOOKEEPERS. THEY MADE LIKE THEY WERE ZOOKEEPERS.
4 00:00:10,761 00:00:13,096 ALTHOUGH, SOME OF THEM ALTHOUGH, SOME OF THEM
5 00:00:13,138 00:00:15,808 MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT OTHER CAREERS. MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT OTHER CAREERS.
6 00:00:15,850 00:00:18,143 AND HEATHER AND DUNCAN FORMED AN ALLIANCE, AND HEATHER AND DUNCAN FORMED AN ALLIANCE,
7 00:00:18,185 00:00:19,728 WHICH HELPED A LITTLE, WHICH HELPED A LITTLE,
8 00:00:19,770 00:00:23,231 ALTHOUGH EVERYONE ELSE HELPED BY SUCKING. ALTHOUGH EVERYONE ELSE HELPED BY SUCKING.
9 00:00:23,273 00:00:26,193 THIS WEEK, OUR SIX REMAINING CAMPERS THIS WEEK, OUR SIX REMAINING CAMPERS
10 00:00:26,234 00:00:29,864 WILL GET WAY TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT. WILL GET WAY TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT.
11 00:00:29,905 00:00:31,281 WILL HEATHER AND DUNCAN'S ALLIANCE WILL HEATHER AND DUNCAN'S ALLIANCE
12 00:00:31,323 00:00:33,116 SURVIVE ANOTHER CHALLENGE? SURVIVE ANOTHER CHALLENGE?
13 00:00:33,158 00:00:37,162 WILL HEATHER AVOID THE BOAT OF LOSERS YET AGAIN? WILL HEATHER AVOID THE BOAT OF LOSERS YET AGAIN?
14 00:00:37,204 00:00:40,165 AND WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF THIS WEEK AND WHO WILL BE VOTED OFF THIS WEEK
15 00:00:40,207 00:00:43,377 IN THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY YET? IN THE MOST DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONY YET?
16 00:00:43,418 00:00:48,215 FIND OUT TONIGHT ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. FIND OUT TONIGHT ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
17 00:01:55,156 00:01:57,325 MMM, CHEESE. MMM, CHEESE.
18 00:02:32,111 00:02:33,403 LESHAWNA: KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! LESHAWNA: KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE!
19 00:02:35,238 00:02:36,615 WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE? WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE?
20 00:02:36,657 00:02:39,200 IS THAT THE DOUGHNUT COPTER? IS THAT THE DOUGHNUT COPTER?
21 00:02:39,242 00:02:41,202 ARGH. ARGH.
22 00:02:41,244 00:02:44,456 WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
23 00:02:44,498 00:02:46,500 OVER THE PAST SIX WEEKS, WE'VE WATCHED OVER THE PAST SIX WEEKS, WE'VE WATCHED
24 00:02:46,541 00:02:50,295 16 CAMPERS PUSH THEMSELVES TO THE LIMIT 16 CAMPERS PUSH THEMSELVES TO THE LIMIT
25 00:02:50,337 00:02:52,631 AND THEN GET THEIR BUTTS KICKED AND THEN GET THEIR BUTTS KICKED
26 00:02:52,673 00:02:55,509 OFF THE ISLAND BY THEIR FELLOW CAMPERS. OFF THE ISLAND BY THEIR FELLOW CAMPERS.
27 00:02:55,550 00:02:57,845 SUCKS TO BE YOU. SUCKS TO BE YOU.
28 00:02:57,886 00:03:00,179 EZEKIEL, EVA, NOAH, EZEKIEL, EVA, NOAH,
29 00:03:00,221 00:03:03,182 JUSTIN, KATIE, TYLER, JUSTIN, KATIE, TYLER,
30 00:03:03,224 00:03:06,061 IZZY, CODY, BETH, SADIE, IZZY, CODY, BETH, SADIE,
31 00:03:06,103 00:03:09,606 COURTNEY, HAROLD, EVA AGAIN, COURTNEY, HAROLD, EVA AGAIN,
32 00:03:09,648 00:03:11,733 TRENT, BRIDGETTE, LINDSAY, TRENT, BRIDGETTE, LINDSAY,
33 00:03:11,775 00:03:15,946 D.J., AND IZZY AGAIN. ONLY SIX CAMPERS REMAIN, D.J., AND IZZY AGAIN. ONLY SIX CAMPERS REMAIN,
34 00:03:15,988 00:03:20,159 AND AFTER SIX WEEKS OF BUGS, AND AFTER SIX WEEKS OF BUGS,
35 00:03:20,199 00:03:24,121 CRAPPY CAMP FOOD, AND EVEN GROSSER BATHROOMS, CRAPPY CAMP FOOD, AND EVEN GROSSER BATHROOMS,
36 00:03:24,163 00:03:28,834 OUR SIX FINALISTS ARE ABOUT THIS CLOSE TO LOSING IT. OUR SIX FINALISTS ARE ABOUT THIS CLOSE TO LOSING IT.
37 00:03:28,876 00:03:31,210 WE STROVE TO COME UP WITH THE BEST WAY WE STROVE TO COME UP WITH THE BEST WAY
38 00:03:31,252 00:03:33,714 TO HELP THE CAMPERS DE-STRESS, TO HELP THE CAMPERS DE-STRESS,
39 00:03:33,755 00:03:36,424 THEN DECIDED IT WOULD BE WAY MORE THEN DECIDED IT WOULD BE WAY MORE
40 00:03:36,466 00:03:38,385 FUN TO HANDCUFF THEM TOGETHER FUN TO HANDCUFF THEM TOGETHER
41 00:03:38,426 00:03:41,388 AND SEE IF WE COULDN'T PUSH 'EM OVER THE EDGE. AND SEE IF WE COULDN'T PUSH 'EM OVER THE EDGE.
42 00:03:41,429 00:03:44,183 DID DUNCAN'S PAROLE OFFICER SEND A CARE PACKAGE? DID DUNCAN'S PAROLE OFFICER SEND A CARE PACKAGE?
43 00:03:44,224 00:03:47,519 NAH, ALL IN THE NAME OF TODAY'S CHALLENGE, NAH, ALL IN THE NAME OF TODAY'S CHALLENGE,
44 00:03:47,561 00:03:50,522 THE TRI-ARMED TRIATHLON. THE TRI-ARMED TRIATHLON.
45 00:03:50,564 00:03:53,608 TRI-ARMED? LIKE THREE ARMS? TRI-ARMED? LIKE THREE ARMS?
46 00:03:53,650 00:03:54,902 YES. YES.
47 00:03:54,943 00:03:57,029 THREE CHALLENGES, THREE TEAMS OF TWO, THREE CHALLENGES, THREE TEAMS OF TWO,
48 00:03:57,071 00:03:58,822 THREE ARMS PER TEAM. THREE ARMS PER TEAM.
49 00:03:58,864 00:04:00,991 HAVE YOU MET THESE PEOPLE? HAVE YOU MET THESE PEOPLE?
50 00:04:01,033 00:04:03,077 I AM NOT BEING CHAINED TO ANY OF THEM. I AM NOT BEING CHAINED TO ANY OF THEM.
51 00:04:03,118 00:04:05,829 WINNING TEAM MEMBERS BOTH GET INVINCIBILITY WINNING TEAM MEMBERS BOTH GET INVINCIBILITY
52 00:04:05,871 00:04:07,581 FROM TONIGHT'S VOTE. FROM TONIGHT'S VOTE.
53 00:04:07,622 00:04:10,209 SIX LONG WEEKS. SIX LONG WEEKS.
54 00:04:10,250 00:04:12,920 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE.
55 00:04:12,961 00:04:14,213 THE PERSON WHO'S CREASING ME THE MOST... THE PERSON WHO'S CREASING ME THE MOST...
56 00:04:14,254 00:04:15,589 GEOFF. GEOFF.
57 00:04:15,630 00:04:17,799 THE GUY IS IN A PERMANENTLY GOOD MOOD. THE GUY IS IN A PERMANENTLY GOOD MOOD.
58 00:04:17,841 00:04:19,843 NO ONE IS ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD. NO ONE IS ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD.
59 00:04:19,885 00:04:22,470 AND IF HE SAYS, "DUDE" OR "COOL" AND IF HE SAYS, "DUDE" OR "COOL"
60 00:04:22,512 00:04:23,680 OR EATS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN OR EATS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN
61 00:04:23,722 00:04:24,973 ONE MORE TIME, I THINK I'M GONNA ONE MORE TIME, I THINK I'M GONNA
62 00:04:25,015 00:04:27,017 SERIOUSLY DAMAGE HIM. SERIOUSLY DAMAGE HIM.
63 00:04:27,059 00:04:29,144 THE CAMP IS GREAT AND ALL THE CAMP IS GREAT AND ALL
64 00:04:29,186 00:04:31,646 AND I'M SERIOUSLY STOKED TO BE HERE. AND I'M SERIOUSLY STOKED TO BE HERE.
65 00:04:31,688 00:04:35,025 YEAH, I MISS MY BUDS BACK HOME. YEAH, I MISS MY BUDS BACK HOME.
66 00:04:35,067 00:04:37,069 YO, IF YOU'RE WATCHING, YO, IF YOU'RE WATCHING,
67 00:04:37,111 00:04:41,031 THIS IS A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY BROS BACK EAST, MAN! THIS IS A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY BROS BACK EAST, MAN!
68 00:04:41,073 00:04:43,491 IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE EVERYONE WHO'S LEFT. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE EVERYONE WHO'S LEFT.
69 00:04:43,533 00:04:45,368 THEY'RE JUST KIND OF DOWNERS. THEY'RE JUST KIND OF DOWNERS.
70 00:04:45,410 00:04:46,828 EXCEPT OWEN. EXCEPT OWEN.
71 00:04:46,870 00:04:49,164 THAT DUDE CAN PARTY! THAT DUDE CAN PARTY!
72 00:04:49,206 00:04:52,292 LESHAWNA'S COOL, BUT GWEN AND DUNCAN LESHAWNA'S COOL, BUT GWEN AND DUNCAN
73 00:04:52,333 00:04:56,171 ARE LIKE SO SERIOUS AND HEATHER IS FREAKING ME OUT ARE LIKE SO SERIOUS AND HEATHER IS FREAKING ME OUT
74 00:04:56,213 00:04:58,465 WITH ALL HER STRATEGY TALK. WITH ALL HER STRATEGY TALK.
75 00:04:58,506 00:05:00,175 I THOUGHT GETTING TO THE FINAL SIX I THOUGHT GETTING TO THE FINAL SIX
76 00:05:00,217 00:05:04,930 WOULD BE LIKE A BIG PARTY, BUT IT'S KIND OF HEAVY, MAN. WOULD BE LIKE A BIG PARTY, BUT IT'S KIND OF HEAVY, MAN.
77 00:05:04,972 00:05:06,347 THIS PLACE IS TORTURE, MAN. THIS PLACE IS TORTURE, MAN.
78 00:05:06,389 00:05:07,515 AT LEAST IN JUVIE, AT LEAST IN JUVIE,
79 00:05:07,557 00:05:09,601 WE HAD A HALF-HOUR OF TELEVISION A DAY WE HAD A HALF-HOUR OF TELEVISION A DAY
80 00:05:09,643 00:05:12,020 AND THEY KEPT THE LUNATICS LOCKED UP SEPARATELY. AND THEY KEPT THE LUNATICS LOCKED UP SEPARATELY.
81 00:05:12,062 00:05:13,563 I MEAN, THIS OUTHOUSE THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I MEAN, THIS OUTHOUSE THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE
82 00:05:13,605 00:05:15,274 I CAN GO FOR PEACE AND QUIET. I CAN GO FOR PEACE AND QUIET.
83 00:05:15,315 00:05:18,193 OH, AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO COME IN HERE AFTER OWEN. OH, AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO COME IN HERE AFTER OWEN.
84 00:05:18,235 00:05:19,987 (INHALES DEEPLY) (INHALES DEEPLY)
85 00:05:20,028 00:05:21,738 OH, MAN. OH, MAN.
86 00:05:21,780 00:05:24,074 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT COURTNEY SAID TO LESHAWNA, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT COURTNEY SAID TO LESHAWNA,
87 00:05:24,116 00:05:26,409 BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE THINKS I'M A "NICE GUY" BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE THINKS I'M A "NICE GUY"
88 00:05:26,451 00:05:28,745 OR SOMETHING, AND SHE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND. OR SOMETHING, AND SHE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND.
89 00:05:28,787 00:05:30,580 I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS.
90 00:05:30,622 00:05:32,332 GOT THAT? GOT THAT?
91 00:05:32,373 00:05:36,295 YO, THIS IS A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY SISTERS BACK HOME. YO, THIS IS A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY SISTERS BACK HOME.
92 00:05:36,335 00:05:37,838 WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL? WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?
93 00:05:37,879 00:05:40,715 GIRL, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE CRAZIES THEY GOT UP IN HERE. GIRL, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE CRAZIES THEY GOT UP IN HERE.
94 00:05:40,757 00:05:43,218 BUT I CAME TO WIN AND I'M HANGING ON, BABY. BUT I CAME TO WIN AND I'M HANGING ON, BABY.
95 00:05:43,260 00:05:46,345 ONLY FIVE MORE CAMPERS TO GO. ONLY FIVE MORE CAMPERS TO GO.
96 00:05:46,387 00:05:47,472 YEAH, BABY! YEAH, BABY!
97 00:05:48,556 00:05:49,933 FINAL SIX! FINAL SIX!
98 00:05:49,975 00:05:51,893 PLACE AT THE TABLE! PLACE AT THE TABLE!
99 00:05:51,935 00:05:53,103 WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!
100 00:05:53,145 00:05:54,855 DUNCAN: KEEP IT DOWN! DUNCAN: KEEP IT DOWN!
101 00:05:54,896 00:05:56,731 IT'S PRETTY AWESOME TO BE HERE. IT'S PRETTY AWESOME TO BE HERE.
102 00:05:56,773 00:05:58,066 I'M SO PSYCHED, DUDE. I'M SO PSYCHED, DUDE.
103 00:05:58,108 00:05:59,818 WOO-HOO. WOO-HOO.
104 00:06:03,155 00:06:05,364 CHRIS: FIRST OF OUR THREE CHALLENGES, CHRIS: FIRST OF OUR THREE CHALLENGES,
105 00:06:05,406 00:06:08,118 COMPETITIVE CHOW DOWN. COMPETITIVE CHOW DOWN.
106 00:06:08,160 00:06:10,037 OH, COME ON. OH, COME ON.
107 00:06:10,078 00:06:12,331 THIS IS LIKE A DREAM I HAD ONCE. THIS IS LIKE A DREAM I HAD ONCE.
108 00:06:12,371 00:06:14,041 THE DOUGHNUT-COPTER DREAM? THE DOUGHNUT-COPTER DREAM?
109 00:06:14,082 00:06:16,210 YOU'VE HAD IT, TOO? YOU'VE HAD IT, TOO?
110 00:06:16,251 00:06:19,963 EACH TEAM WILL CHOOSE A FEEDER AND AN EATER. EACH TEAM WILL CHOOSE A FEEDER AND AN EATER.
111 00:06:20,005 00:06:21,589 EATERS MUST PUT THEIR HANDS BEHIND THEM, EATERS MUST PUT THEIR HANDS BEHIND THEM,
112 00:06:21,631 00:06:24,343 MAKING IT EVEN MORE DIFFICULT FOR THE FEEDERS. MAKING IT EVEN MORE DIFFICULT FOR THE FEEDERS.
113 00:06:24,383 00:06:26,220 ONE LAST THING. ONE LAST THING.
114 00:06:26,261 00:06:29,388 THIS IS THE WIMP KEY, A SKELETON KEY THIS IS THE WIMP KEY, A SKELETON KEY
115 00:06:29,430 00:06:31,266 THAT WILL OPEN ANY HANDCUFFS. THAT WILL OPEN ANY HANDCUFFS.
116 00:06:31,308 00:06:33,768 YOU'LL BE OFFERED THE WIMP KEY AT EACH CHALLENGE YOU'LL BE OFFERED THE WIMP KEY AT EACH CHALLENGE
117 00:06:33,810 00:06:36,063 TO UNSHACKLE YOURSELVES FROM YOUR TEAMMATE. TO UNSHACKLE YOURSELVES FROM YOUR TEAMMATE.
118 00:06:36,104 00:06:39,191 BUT IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, BUT IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT,
119 00:06:39,233 00:06:40,859 YOU'LL BOTH BE ELIMINATED. YOU'LL BOTH BE ELIMINATED.
120 00:06:40,901 00:06:43,195 HELLO! HOW DO WE WIN THIS THING? HELLO! HOW DO WE WIN THIS THING?
121 00:06:43,237 00:06:45,488 CHEF'S GETTING PLATTERS FOR EACH TEAM. CHEF'S GETTING PLATTERS FOR EACH TEAM.
122 00:06:45,530 00:06:47,699 TITLE GOES TO THE TEAM WHO FINISHES THEIR TITLE GOES TO THE TEAM WHO FINISHES THEIR
123 00:06:47,741 00:06:49,784 PLATTER OF DELICACIES FASTEST. PLATTER OF DELICACIES FASTEST.
124 00:06:49,826 00:06:51,953 I'LL DO THE CHOWING DOWN. I'LL DO THE CHOWING DOWN.
125 00:06:51,995 00:06:55,498 I DON'T THINK SO, SCRAWNY CHICKEN-LEG BOY. I DON'T THINK SO, SCRAWNY CHICKEN-LEG BOY.
126 00:06:55,540 00:06:56,791 ARM WRESTLE FOR IT THEN. ARM WRESTLE FOR IT THEN.
127 00:06:56,833 00:06:58,252 YOU ON, FOOL. YOU ON, FOOL.
128 00:06:58,293 00:07:00,295 WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT OR ANYTHING, EH? WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT OR ANYTHING, EH?
129 00:07:00,337 00:07:02,839 WE'RE A TEAM, BABE. WE'RE A TEAM, BABE.
130 00:07:02,881 00:07:04,216 YOU BE THE EATER THEN. YOU BE THE EATER THEN.
131 00:07:04,258 00:07:05,342 COOL. COOL.
132 00:07:05,384 00:07:08,929 NO, WAIT, I'LL BE THE EATER. NO, WAIT, I'LL BE THE EATER.
133 00:07:08,970 00:07:09,930 COOL. COOL.
134 00:07:09,971 00:07:11,223 WAIT. WAIT.
135 00:07:16,770 00:07:19,647 OH-HO-HO-HO! DELICIOUS. OH-HO-HO-HO! DELICIOUS.
136 00:07:19,689 00:07:23,068 I DON'T THINK CHICKEN IS GREEN IN NATURE. I DON'T THINK CHICKEN IS GREEN IN NATURE.
137 00:07:23,110 00:07:25,070 MMM, MAYBE IT'S LEMON-LIME CHICKEN. MMM, MAYBE IT'S LEMON-LIME CHICKEN.
138 00:07:27,197 00:07:28,198 GOTCHA! GOTCHA!
139 00:07:29,490 00:07:30,951 YOU CAN BE THE EATER. YOU CAN BE THE EATER.
140 00:07:30,992 00:07:32,160 COOL. COOL.
141 00:07:33,245 00:07:34,329 AAH! AAH!
142 00:07:41,502 00:07:43,504 C-COULD WE GO A LITTLE SLOWER? C-COULD WE GO A LITTLE SLOWER?
143 00:07:44,839 00:07:46,883 ONE, TWO, THREE, OPEN. ONE, TWO, THREE, OPEN.
144 00:07:46,925 00:07:49,594 OH, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS QUICHE. OH, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS QUICHE.
145 00:07:49,636 00:07:51,471 O...PEN! O...PEN!
146 00:07:52,472 00:07:53,932 GO FASTER! GO FASTER!
147 00:07:53,974 00:07:55,309 THEY WON'T COUNT IT IF WE DROP IT. THEY WON'T COUNT IT IF WE DROP IT.
148 00:07:58,437 00:07:59,813 SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!
149 00:07:59,854 00:08:03,691 OH, CHEESECAKE'S DELISH! OH, CHEESECAKE'S DELISH!
150 00:08:03,733 00:08:05,444 I AM NOT HERE TO TRY THE FOOD. I AM NOT HERE TO TRY THE FOOD.
151 00:08:05,485 00:08:06,945 THIS IS A CONTEST. THIS IS A CONTEST.
152 00:08:15,954 00:08:17,956 I AM DONE WITH THIS SPOON-FEEDING. I AM DONE WITH THIS SPOON-FEEDING.
153 00:08:17,998 00:08:19,540 LET'S WORK WITH YOUR STRENGTHS. LET'S WORK WITH YOUR STRENGTHS.
154 00:08:23,253 00:08:24,712 CHRIS: THE WINNERS ARE... CHRIS: THE WINNERS ARE...
155 00:08:24,754 00:08:26,673 HEATHER AND OWEN! HEATHER AND OWEN!
156 00:08:26,714 00:08:29,592 ALL RIGHT, OWEN, WAY TO GO! ALL RIGHT, OWEN, WAY TO GO!
157 00:08:29,634 00:08:31,428 YOU ARE ONE CHAMPION EATER. YOU ARE ONE CHAMPION EATER.
158 00:08:31,470 00:08:32,512 WHAT A TEAM. WHAT A TEAM.
159 00:08:32,553 00:08:35,515 UH, THANKS. UH, THANKS.
160 00:08:35,556 00:08:38,810 HEATHER WAS REALLY NICE TO ME WHEN I WON THE EATING CONTEST. HEATHER WAS REALLY NICE TO ME WHEN I WON THE EATING CONTEST.
161 00:08:38,852 00:08:41,521 I DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THAT. I DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THAT.
162 00:08:41,562 00:08:44,024 SO TO ALL OF THE CAMPERS WHO HAVE ALREADY LEFT THE ISLAND, SO TO ALL OF THE CAMPERS WHO HAVE ALREADY LEFT THE ISLAND,
163 00:08:44,065 00:08:46,234 I JUST WANT TO SAY FIRST OF ALL I JUST WANT TO SAY FIRST OF ALL
164 00:08:46,276 00:08:50,405 THAT I PERSONALLY PREFER TO CALL YOU "WINNER CHALLENGED." THAT I PERSONALLY PREFER TO CALL YOU "WINNER CHALLENGED."
165 00:08:50,447 00:08:52,949 SECONDLY, I KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE THOUGHT SECONDLY, I KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE THOUGHT
166 00:08:52,991 00:08:55,869 THAT THE STRATEGY I USED ON THE ISLAND WAS A LITTLE HARSH, THAT THE STRATEGY I USED ON THE ISLAND WAS A LITTLE HARSH,
167 00:08:55,910 00:08:57,329 BUT I WAS ONLY PLAYING THE GAME BUT I WAS ONLY PLAYING THE GAME
168 00:08:57,371 00:08:58,788 THE BEST WAY I KNEW HOW. THE BEST WAY I KNEW HOW.
169 00:08:58,830 00:09:00,957 IT WAS NEVER PERSONAL. IT WAS NEVER PERSONAL.
170 00:09:00,999 00:09:03,084 I ADMIRE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, I ADMIRE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU,
171 00:09:03,126 00:09:04,585 AND I HOPE THAT YOU'LL CONSIDER THAT AND I HOPE THAT YOU'LL CONSIDER THAT
172 00:09:04,627 00:09:06,838 WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT WHO REALLY DESERVES TO WIN. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT WHO REALLY DESERVES TO WIN.
173 00:09:06,880 00:09:08,923 THANKS. THANKS.
174 00:09:08,965 00:09:10,384 WHAT A TEAM. WHAT A TEAM.
175 00:09:10,425 00:09:12,010 (RUMBLING) (RUMBLING)
176 00:09:12,052 00:09:16,390 SPEAKING OF TEAMWORK, HOW ARE YOU WITH TOILET PAPER? SPEAKING OF TEAMWORK, HOW ARE YOU WITH TOILET PAPER?
177 00:09:16,431 00:09:17,391 (FARTING) UGH! (FARTING) UGH!
178 00:09:18,433 00:09:20,185 (HEATHER SCREAMING) (HEATHER SCREAMING)
179 00:09:23,146 00:09:25,440 OWEN IS REVOLTING. OWEN IS REVOLTING.
180 00:09:25,482 00:09:27,775 IF I MAKE IT OUT OF THIS GARBAGE HEAP ALIVE, IF I MAKE IT OUT OF THIS GARBAGE HEAP ALIVE,
181 00:09:27,817 00:09:30,695 I'LL ISSUE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIS OVERSIZED BUTT. I'LL ISSUE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIS OVERSIZED BUTT.
182 00:09:30,737 00:09:32,239 NO OFFENSE. NO OFFENSE.
183 00:09:32,280 00:09:33,698 NONE TAKEN. NONE TAKEN.
184 00:09:38,703 00:09:42,874 LAST CHANCE FOR THE TEMPTING WIMP KEY BEFORE PART TWO. LAST CHANCE FOR THE TEMPTING WIMP KEY BEFORE PART TWO.
185 00:09:42,916 00:09:44,918 DARE YOU! DARE YOU!
186 00:09:44,959 00:09:48,338 LOOK, SINCE YOU AND I AREN'T REALLY SEEING EYE TO EYE LOOK, SINCE YOU AND I AREN'T REALLY SEEING EYE TO EYE
187 00:09:48,380 00:09:50,465 ON THIS CHALLENGE, MAYBE WE SHOULD-- ON THIS CHALLENGE, MAYBE WE SHOULD--
188 00:09:50,507 00:09:52,008 SHUT UP AND FOCUS, OWEN. SHUT UP AND FOCUS, OWEN.
189 00:09:52,050 00:09:54,553 YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT THAT EASY. YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT THAT EASY.
190 00:09:54,594 00:09:56,471 IT WAS WORTH A TRY. IT WAS WORTH A TRY.
191 00:09:56,513 00:09:58,598 HEATHER SCARES ME. HEATHER SCARES ME.
192 00:09:58,639 00:10:00,141 WHAT'S THE CHALLENGE, CHRIS? WHAT'S THE CHALLENGE, CHRIS?
193 00:10:00,183 00:10:02,436 ON THE BEACH, YOU WILL FIND THREE CANOES, ON THE BEACH, YOU WILL FIND THREE CANOES,
194 00:10:02,477 00:10:04,354 ONE FOR EACH TEAM. ONE FOR EACH TEAM.
195 00:10:04,396 00:10:06,856 YOUR CHALLENGE IS TO PADDLE YOUR CANOE YOUR CHALLENGE IS TO PADDLE YOUR CANOE
196 00:10:06,898 00:10:08,691 WHILE WEARING HANDCUFFS WHILE WEARING HANDCUFFS
197 00:10:10,902 00:10:13,821 ALL THE WAY TO BONEY ISLAND. ALL THE WAY TO BONEY ISLAND.
198 00:10:13,863 00:10:15,698 ONCE THERE, YOU WILL OPEN A PACKAGE ONCE THERE, YOU WILL OPEN A PACKAGE
199 00:10:15,740 00:10:17,158 THAT IS WAITING FOR YOU. THAT IS WAITING FOR YOU.
200 00:10:17,200 00:10:18,201 GO! GO!
201 00:10:18,243 00:10:19,453 YES! YES!
202 00:10:20,954 00:10:22,330 NUH-UH. NUH-UH.
203 00:10:22,372 00:10:25,292 I'M RIDING IN FRONT, SWEETHEART, NO ARGUMENTS. I'M RIDING IN FRONT, SWEETHEART, NO ARGUMENTS.
204 00:10:25,333 00:10:28,128 DON'T YOU PULL THAT TOUGH-GUY STUFF WITH ME, SWEETHEART. DON'T YOU PULL THAT TOUGH-GUY STUFF WITH ME, SWEETHEART.
205 00:10:28,169 00:10:29,754 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET LITTLE LESHAWNA WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET LITTLE LESHAWNA
206 00:10:29,796 00:10:32,048 SIT IN THE FRONT SO I CAN STEER? SIT IN THE FRONT SO I CAN STEER?
207 00:10:32,090 00:10:33,592 PBHT! LITTLE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? PBHT! LITTLE? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
208 00:10:33,633 00:10:34,759 YOU'RE-- YOU'RE--
209 00:10:34,801 00:10:36,970 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
210 00:10:37,011 00:10:39,598 YOU DO NOT WANNA FINISH THAT SENTENCE. YOU DO NOT WANNA FINISH THAT SENTENCE.
211 00:10:39,639 00:10:40,765 PUSH IT BIG BOY LIKE IT'S PUSH IT BIG BOY LIKE IT'S
212 00:10:40,807 00:10:42,725 A BIG OLD TRUCK FULL OF DOUGHNUTS. A BIG OLD TRUCK FULL OF DOUGHNUTS.
213 00:10:42,767 00:10:44,227 THIS ONE TIME, WE HAD THIS THIS ONE TIME, WE HAD THIS
214 00:10:44,269 00:10:46,896 MASSIVE POOL PARTY AND MY BUDDY JAY AND I MASSIVE POOL PARTY AND MY BUDDY JAY AND I
215 00:10:46,938 00:10:48,482 DECIDED TO TAKE OUR BUDDY'S LAWN DECIDED TO TAKE OUR BUDDY'S LAWN
216 00:10:48,523 00:10:50,775 AND REPLANT IT IN THE SCHOOL FOYER. AND REPLANT IT IN THE SCHOOL FOYER.
217 00:10:50,817 00:10:52,319 I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE.
218 00:10:52,360 00:10:55,071 NO, NO, BUT IT WAS LIKE SO AWESOME. NO, NO, BUT IT WAS LIKE SO AWESOME.
219 00:10:57,324 00:10:59,451 WE PUT A CUP AND FLAG ON IT AND ACTUALLY PUTTED WE PUT A CUP AND FLAG ON IT AND ACTUALLY PUTTED
220 00:10:59,493 00:11:01,453 A FEW ROUNDS BEFORE GETTING CAUGHT. A FEW ROUNDS BEFORE GETTING CAUGHT.
221 00:11:01,495 00:11:03,663 THE PRINCIPAL GAVE US THE LONGEST DETENTION THE PRINCIPAL GAVE US THE LONGEST DETENTION
222 00:11:03,704 00:11:05,332 IN SCHOOL HISTORY. IN SCHOOL HISTORY.
223 00:11:05,373 00:11:08,876 WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?! WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!
224 00:11:08,918 00:11:11,712 WHOA, HARSHNESS. WHOA, HARSHNESS.
225 00:11:11,754 00:11:13,131 OH, I KNOW. OH, I KNOW.
226 00:11:13,173 00:11:14,757 I'M THE HARSH, WEIRD, SCARY GOTH GIRL I'M THE HARSH, WEIRD, SCARY GOTH GIRL
227 00:11:14,799 00:11:17,218 WHO'S BEING ALL MEAN AND SNAPPISH AS USUAL. WHO'S BEING ALL MEAN AND SNAPPISH AS USUAL.
228 00:11:17,260 00:11:19,929 CHILL. I DIDN'T SAY THAT. CHILL. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
229 00:11:19,971 00:11:21,222 COME ON, PADDLE. COME ON, PADDLE.
230 00:11:21,264 00:11:22,723 I'M DOING ALL THE WORK HERE, I'M DOING ALL THE WORK HERE,
231 00:11:22,765 00:11:25,185 AND I KNOW MY HALF OF THE CANOE ISN'T THE HEAVIER HALF. AND I KNOW MY HALF OF THE CANOE ISN'T THE HEAVIER HALF.
232 00:11:25,226 00:11:27,812 OH, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET MY PADDLE UP SOMEWHERE OH, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET MY PADDLE UP SOMEWHERE
233 00:11:27,854 00:11:29,356 YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE. YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE.
234 00:11:29,397 00:11:31,566 WELL, I'M ABOUT TO GET UP IN YOUR FACE, AND IF I DO, WELL, I'M ABOUT TO GET UP IN YOUR FACE, AND IF I DO,
235 00:11:31,608 00:11:33,193 YOU ARE NOT GONNA LIKE IT. YOU ARE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.
236 00:11:33,234 00:11:35,487 OH, YEAH? I DON'T THINK YOU WILL. OH, YEAH? I DON'T THINK YOU WILL.
237 00:11:35,529 00:11:37,864 I THINK YOU TALK A BIG GAME, BUT UNDERNEATH, I THINK YOU TALK A BIG GAME, BUT UNDERNEATH,
238 00:11:37,905 00:11:39,740 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG CREAM PUFF. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG CREAM PUFF.
239 00:11:39,782 00:11:41,576 -SAYS WHO? -I'VE GOT EYES. -SAYS WHO? -I'VE GOT EYES.
240 00:11:41,618 00:11:43,036 YOU'VE GOT IT BAD FOR COURTNEY. YOU'VE GOT IT BAD FOR COURTNEY.
241 00:11:43,077 00:11:44,703 AND DON'T YOU EVEN TRY TO DENY IT. AND DON'T YOU EVEN TRY TO DENY IT.
242 00:11:44,745 00:11:46,414 OH, THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? OH, THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
243 00:11:46,456 00:11:48,249 BIG DEAL. SHE'S HOT. BIG DEAL. SHE'S HOT.
244 00:11:48,291 00:11:49,834 LESHAWNA: SHE TOLD ME ABOUT BUNNY. LESHAWNA: SHE TOLD ME ABOUT BUNNY.
245 00:11:49,876 00:11:51,628 OH, MAN. OH, MAN.
246 00:11:51,670 00:11:53,712 YOU COULDN'T LET D.J. THINK HIS LITTLE, YOU COULDN'T LET D.J. THINK HIS LITTLE,
247 00:11:53,754 00:11:55,423 FLUFFY BUNNY ABANDON HIM. FLUFFY BUNNY ABANDON HIM.
248 00:11:55,465 00:11:58,926 OKAY, FINE. OKAY, FINE.
249 00:11:58,968 00:12:00,637 MY DOG PETEY RAN WAY ON ME WHEN I WAS 6, MY DOG PETEY RAN WAY ON ME WHEN I WAS 6,
250 00:12:00,679 00:12:02,222 AND I DIDN'T WANT D.J. AND I DIDN'T WANT D.J.
251 00:12:02,263 00:12:04,349 TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE SAME THING, OKAY? TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE SAME THING, OKAY?
252 00:12:04,391 00:12:05,850 I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
253 00:12:05,892 00:12:07,561 I KNEW UNDERNEATH ALL THAT CRUSTY SHELL I KNEW UNDERNEATH ALL THAT CRUSTY SHELL
254 00:12:07,602 00:12:09,229 THERE WAS A BIG HEART. THERE WAS A BIG HEART.
255 00:12:09,270 00:12:13,107 YEAH, WELL, JUST DON'T GO SPREADING IT AROUND, OKAY? YEAH, WELL, JUST DON'T GO SPREADING IT AROUND, OKAY?
256 00:12:13,149 00:12:14,817 YOU GONNA PADDLE THIS THING IN? YOU GONNA PADDLE THIS THING IN?
257 00:12:15,860 00:12:17,070 SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME. SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME.
258 00:12:19,197 00:12:21,616 OWEN: EVER SINCE I WAS LITTLE, I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE OWEN: EVER SINCE I WAS LITTLE, I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE
259 00:12:21,658 00:12:24,578 NO ONE REALLY LISTENS TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. NO ONE REALLY LISTENS TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
260 00:12:24,619 00:12:27,163 I'M A PERSON WHO FEELS THINGS DEEPLY. I'M A PERSON WHO FEELS THINGS DEEPLY.
261 00:12:27,205 00:12:29,374 OWEN, NO OFFENSE, BUT I REALLY DON'T CARE. OWEN, NO OFFENSE, BUT I REALLY DON'T CARE.
262 00:12:29,416 00:12:31,459 THERE! ON THE SHORE! THERE! ON THE SHORE!
263 00:12:31,501 00:12:33,169 I SEE THEM! HURRY UP! I SEE THEM! HURRY UP!
264 00:12:40,009 00:12:43,346 WELCOME TO THE SECOND PART OF THE SECOND CHALLENGE. WELCOME TO THE SECOND PART OF THE SECOND CHALLENGE.
265 00:12:43,388 00:12:45,640 BACK IN EPISODE 8, YOUR TEAMMATE BETH BACK IN EPISODE 8, YOUR TEAMMATE BETH
266 00:12:45,682 00:12:48,268 STOLE THE BONEY ISLAND TIKI DOLL. STOLE THE BONEY ISLAND TIKI DOLL.
267 00:12:49,894 00:12:51,563 SHE SAID SHE RETURNED THAT. SHE SAID SHE RETURNED THAT.
268 00:12:51,605 00:12:53,273 SHE LIED. SHE LIED.
269 00:12:53,314 00:12:55,316 SHE BROKE IT UP AND FLUSHED IT DOWN THE SEPTIC TANK. SHE BROKE IT UP AND FLUSHED IT DOWN THE SEPTIC TANK.
270 00:12:55,358 00:12:57,110 -EW. -EW. -EW. -EW.
271 00:12:57,151 00:12:58,695 I KNOW. I KNOW.
272 00:12:58,737 00:13:00,947 THE PIECES IN THOSE PACKS NEED TO BE RETURNED THE PIECES IN THOSE PACKS NEED TO BE RETURNED
273 00:13:00,988 00:13:03,575 TO THE CAVE OF TREACHEROUS TERROR. TO THE CAVE OF TREACHEROUS TERROR.
274 00:13:03,617 00:13:05,660 AND YOU WANT TO DO IT DOUBLE QUICK, AND YOU WANT TO DO IT DOUBLE QUICK,
275 00:13:05,702 00:13:07,412 'CAUSE THE LONGER YOU HAVE THE DOLL, 'CAUSE THE LONGER YOU HAVE THE DOLL,
276 00:13:07,454 00:13:08,663 THE WORSE YOUR LUCK. THE WORSE YOUR LUCK.
277 00:13:08,705 00:13:10,081 OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH,
278 00:13:10,123 00:13:12,500 ONE OF YOU HAS TO PIGGYBACK THE OTHER. ONE OF YOU HAS TO PIGGYBACK THE OTHER.
279 00:13:12,542 00:13:13,752 ENJOY! ENJOY!
280 00:13:15,044 00:13:16,546 HOP ON, COWGIRL. HOP ON, COWGIRL.
281 00:13:16,588 00:13:18,172 WELL, A GUY'S GOT HIS LIMITS, WELL, A GUY'S GOT HIS LIMITS,
282 00:13:18,214 00:13:19,382 AND MINE'S ABOUT 300-- AND MINE'S ABOUT 300--
283 00:13:21,259 00:13:25,054 WOW, THOSE TWO ARE LIKE MILK AND GRAPE JUICE, EH? WOW, THOSE TWO ARE LIKE MILK AND GRAPE JUICE, EH?
284 00:13:25,096 00:13:26,805 TOTALLY CURDLING EACH-- TOTALLY CURDLING EACH--
285 00:13:26,847 00:13:28,600 GEOFF, THIS IS A CHALLENGE. GEOFF, THIS IS A CHALLENGE.
286 00:13:28,642 00:13:30,602 IF YOU-- IF YOU--
287 00:13:30,644 00:13:31,645 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
288 00:13:34,855 00:13:38,485 OH, WOW, SCOPE ALL THE BEAUTEOUSNESS HERE. OH, WOW, SCOPE ALL THE BEAUTEOUSNESS HERE.
289 00:13:38,526 00:13:40,069 HERE, WAIT. HANG ON. HERE, WAIT. HANG ON.
290 00:13:40,111 00:13:41,237 ARE WE LOST? ARE WE LOST?
291 00:13:41,279 00:13:43,197 THERE IS NO BEACH ON THIS MAP. THERE IS NO BEACH ON THIS MAP.
292 00:13:43,239 00:13:45,199 NAH, I REMEMBERED IT FROM OUR LAST TRIP. NAH, I REMEMBERED IT FROM OUR LAST TRIP.
293 00:13:46,284 00:13:49,663 ISN'T MOTHER NATURE COOLIO? ISN'T MOTHER NATURE COOLIO?
294 00:13:49,704 00:13:51,830 WHAT? WHAT?
295 00:13:51,872 00:13:55,794 THAT'LL BE TOTALLY PERFECTO FOR YOUR WAWANAKWA SCRAPBOOK. THAT'LL BE TOTALLY PERFECTO FOR YOUR WAWANAKWA SCRAPBOOK.
296 00:13:55,834 00:13:58,045 (GASPS) SCRAPBOOK? (GASPS) SCRAPBOOK?
297 00:13:58,087 00:13:59,964 WHY WILL YOU NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY? WHY WILL YOU NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?
298 00:14:02,759 00:14:04,302 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU? WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
299 00:14:04,344 00:14:05,345 ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY?
300 00:14:05,386 00:14:06,680 LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND
301 00:14:06,721 00:14:08,306 TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME, OKAY? TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME, OKAY?
302 00:14:08,348 00:14:10,266 I'M FINE. SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M FINE. SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
303 00:14:10,308 00:14:13,144 I WASN'T PRETENDING. I REALLY LIKE YOU. I WASN'T PRETENDING. I REALLY LIKE YOU.
304 00:14:13,186 00:14:14,228 RIGHT. RIGHT.
305 00:14:14,270 00:14:15,647 AND IF WE WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL, AND IF WE WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL,
306 00:14:15,689 00:14:18,191 YOU'D PROBABLY INVITE ME TO ALL YOUR WILD PARTIES, TOO. YOU'D PROBABLY INVITE ME TO ALL YOUR WILD PARTIES, TOO.
307 00:14:18,232 00:14:19,818 I TOTALLY WOULD. I TOTALLY WOULD.
308 00:14:19,859 00:14:22,028 BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D WANT TO GO. BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D WANT TO GO.
309 00:14:22,069 00:14:23,863 WHY NOT? I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH? WHY NOT? I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH?
310 00:14:23,904 00:14:26,407 NO, YOU JUST SEEM LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, NO, YOU JUST SEEM LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
311 00:14:26,449 00:14:28,535 IT'S NOT YOUR THING, YOU KNOW? IT'S NOT YOUR THING, YOU KNOW?
312 00:14:28,576 00:14:31,329 YOU PROBABLY THINK PARTIES WERE PRETTY STUPID, ANYWAY. YOU PROBABLY THINK PARTIES WERE PRETTY STUPID, ANYWAY.
313 00:14:31,371 00:14:34,081 WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE. WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE.
314 00:14:34,123 00:14:35,834 OH, SNAP. OH, SNAP.
315 00:14:35,875 00:14:37,210 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY?
316 00:14:37,251 00:14:38,961 NO, OKAY? NO, OKAY?
317 00:14:39,003 00:14:41,172 SOMETIMES, I WISH I HAD BEEN. SOMETIMES, I WISH I HAD BEEN.
318 00:14:41,214 00:14:43,550 THAT FOR ONE DAY I COULD BE ONE OF THOSE HAPPY, THAT FOR ONE DAY I COULD BE ONE OF THOSE HAPPY,
319 00:14:43,591 00:14:45,719 VAPID GIRLS WHO GETS ALONG WITH EVERYONE VAPID GIRLS WHO GETS ALONG WITH EVERYONE
320 00:14:45,760 00:14:48,095 AND IS ALL EXCITED TO EAT MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SUGAR AND IS ALL EXCITED TO EAT MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SUGAR
321 00:14:48,137 00:14:52,266 AND DO KARAOKE AND CHEERLEADING AND PONYTAILS. AND DO KARAOKE AND CHEERLEADING AND PONYTAILS.
322 00:14:52,308 00:14:54,602 I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S IN MY D.N.A. I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S IN MY D.N.A.
323 00:14:54,644 00:14:56,521 PARTYING ISN'T IN YOUR D.N.A. PARTYING ISN'T IN YOUR D.N.A.
324 00:14:56,563 00:14:58,815 IT'S A STATE OF MIND. IT'S A STATE OF MIND.
325 00:14:58,857 00:14:59,940 YEAH? YEAH?
326 00:14:59,982 00:15:01,359 WHEN WE GET OFF THIS ISLAND, WHEN WE GET OFF THIS ISLAND,
327 00:15:01,401 00:15:04,654 YOU ARE COMING TO AN AWESOME PARTY CHEZ MOI! YOU ARE COMING TO AN AWESOME PARTY CHEZ MOI!
328 00:15:04,696 00:15:05,780 SWEET! SWEET!
329 00:15:05,822 00:15:07,948 YEAH, BABY. YEAH, BABY.
330 00:15:07,990 00:15:10,076 YOU'RE GETTING THE LINGO DOWN ALREADY. YOU'RE GETTING THE LINGO DOWN ALREADY.
331 00:15:10,117 00:15:11,494 WOO! WOO!
332 00:15:11,536 00:15:14,497 UH, I'M NOT SURE I'M READY FOR THE WOO-HOOS YET. UH, I'M NOT SURE I'M READY FOR THE WOO-HOOS YET.
333 00:15:14,539 00:15:15,665 WOO. WOO.
334 00:15:17,083 00:15:18,125 WE'LL WORK ON IT. WE'LL WORK ON IT.
335 00:15:23,005 00:15:24,382 HEATHER: GIDDY UP, FELLA. HEATHER: GIDDY UP, FELLA.
336 00:15:26,092 00:15:27,176 AH! AH!
337 00:15:30,054 00:15:32,682 EASY THERE, BOY. EASY NOW. EASY THERE, BOY. EASY NOW.
338 00:15:36,977 00:15:39,898 WE'RE IN. JUST A FEW MORE STEPS. WE'RE IN. JUST A FEW MORE STEPS.
339 00:15:39,980 00:15:41,775 HA-HA! YOU CAN TAKE THEM, LESHAWNA. HA-HA! YOU CAN TAKE THEM, LESHAWNA.
340 00:15:41,816 00:15:43,443 YOU CRAZY BACK THERE? YOU CRAZY BACK THERE?
341 00:15:43,484 00:15:44,861 AIN'T NOBODY THAT TOUGH! AIN'T NOBODY THAT TOUGH!
342 00:15:49,532 00:15:50,991 THIS IS A DISASTER. THIS IS A DISASTER.
343 00:15:51,033 00:15:52,869 THERE'S NO WAY THEY HAVEN'T ALREADY BEATEN US. THERE'S NO WAY THEY HAVEN'T ALREADY BEATEN US.
344 00:15:52,911 00:15:54,746 NO! WAIT! NO! WAIT!
345 00:15:54,788 00:15:56,790 I DON'T THINK ANYONE ELSE HAS MADE IT HERE YET. I DON'T THINK ANYONE ELSE HAS MADE IT HERE YET.
346 00:15:56,831 00:15:58,666 WE CAN STILL WIN THIS. WE CAN STILL WIN THIS.
347 00:16:04,171 00:16:06,257 THAT WAS AMAZING. THAT WAS AMAZING.
348 00:16:06,299 00:16:07,926 WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!
349 00:16:07,967 00:16:10,303 NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A WOO-HOO. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A WOO-HOO.
350 00:16:10,344 00:16:11,512 WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!
351 00:16:11,554 00:16:12,639 AH! AH!
352 00:16:12,680 00:16:14,766 WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!
353 00:16:16,893 00:16:19,729 OKAY, DON'T THINK I'M SOME MINDLESS PARTY ANIMAL OKAY, DON'T THINK I'M SOME MINDLESS PARTY ANIMAL
354 00:16:19,771 00:16:21,522 JUST 'CAUSE I LET LOOSE WITH GEOFF. JUST 'CAUSE I LET LOOSE WITH GEOFF.
355 00:16:21,564 00:16:24,692 THAT GUY JUST BRINGS OUT THE PARTY IN PEOPLE. THAT GUY JUST BRINGS OUT THE PARTY IN PEOPLE.
356 00:16:24,734 00:16:28,112 AND THAT'S A POINT FOR THE GWEN AND GEOFF DREAM TEAM. AND THAT'S A POINT FOR THE GWEN AND GEOFF DREAM TEAM.
357 00:16:28,154 00:16:29,823 YES! THAT'S MY PARTNER. YES! THAT'S MY PARTNER.
358 00:16:29,864 00:16:30,949 HIGH FIVE. HIGH FIVE.
359 00:16:30,990 00:16:34,118 SO AN AWESOME DAY, HUH? MOLDY FOOD FIGHT, SO AN AWESOME DAY, HUH? MOLDY FOOD FIGHT,
360 00:16:34,160 00:16:37,288 CARNIVOROUS BEAVERS. CARNIVOROUS BEAVERS.
361 00:16:37,330 00:16:40,082 BUT IT'S TIME FOR SOMEONE TO WIN THIS THING. BUT IT'S TIME FOR SOMEONE TO WIN THIS THING.
362 00:16:40,124 00:16:43,252 POINT EACH FOR EVERYONE BUT LESHAWNA AND DUNCAN, POINT EACH FOR EVERYONE BUT LESHAWNA AND DUNCAN,
363 00:16:43,294 00:16:45,338 WHO COULD STILL PULL A STOPPER. WHO COULD STILL PULL A STOPPER.
364 00:16:45,379 00:16:47,841 TODAY'S FINAL CHALLENGE. TODAY'S FINAL CHALLENGE.
365 00:16:47,882 00:16:49,550 -AAH! -RELAX. -AAH! -RELAX.
366 00:16:49,592 00:16:50,802 IT'S JUST EVA. IT'S JUST EVA.
367 00:16:50,844 00:16:54,013 EW. TWO EVAS. THAT IS UPSETTING. EW. TWO EVAS. THAT IS UPSETTING.
368 00:16:54,054 00:16:57,391 THE TOTEM POLE OF SHAME AND HUMILIATION. THE TOTEM POLE OF SHAME AND HUMILIATION.
369 00:16:57,433 00:17:00,645 YOUR TASK, ASSEMBLE THE HEADS IN THE ORDER YOUR TASK, ASSEMBLE THE HEADS IN THE ORDER
370 00:17:00,687 00:17:03,564 IN WHICH YOUR COMRADES WERE VOTED OUT. IN WHICH YOUR COMRADES WERE VOTED OUT.
371 00:17:03,606 00:17:08,653 UNLESS YOU WANT THE WIMP KEY. UNLESS YOU WANT THE WIMP KEY.
372 00:17:08,695 00:17:10,321 TIME FOR HEADS TO ROLL. TIME FOR HEADS TO ROLL.
373 00:17:11,698 00:17:14,325 NICE GUY JUSTIN. NICE GUY JUSTIN.
374 00:17:14,367 00:17:18,162 LOOK, EVEN THIS WOOD CARVING OF HIM IS SMOKING HOT. LOOK, EVEN THIS WOOD CARVING OF HIM IS SMOKING HOT.
375 00:17:18,204 00:17:20,581 I MEAN, IT'S A GOOD CARVING! I MEAN, IT'S A GOOD CARVING!
376 00:17:20,623 00:17:22,625 HIS FEATURES ARE SO CHISELED. HIS FEATURES ARE SO CHISELED.
377 00:17:22,667 00:17:25,169 I MEAN SOMEONE CHISELED THEM REALLY WELL. I MEAN SOMEONE CHISELED THEM REALLY WELL.
378 00:17:26,713 00:17:28,381 WELL, LOOK WHO I FOUND. WELL, LOOK WHO I FOUND.
379 00:17:28,422 00:17:29,716 LINDSAY AND BETH. LINDSAY AND BETH.
380 00:17:31,885 00:17:34,053 TOO BAD NEITHER OF THEM MADE IT TO THE FINAL SIX. TOO BAD NEITHER OF THEM MADE IT TO THE FINAL SIX.
381 00:17:34,094 00:17:35,596 WHAT A SHOCKER. WHAT A SHOCKER.
382 00:17:35,638 00:17:38,016 THESE PIECES OF WOOD HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH BRAIN POWER THESE PIECES OF WOOD HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH BRAIN POWER
383 00:17:38,057 00:17:40,018 AS THOSE TWO TRAITORS COMBINED. AS THOSE TWO TRAITORS COMBINED.
384 00:17:40,059 00:17:42,562 OKAY, I THINK KATIE WAS VOTED OFF FIFTH. OKAY, I THINK KATIE WAS VOTED OFF FIFTH.
385 00:17:42,603 00:17:43,980 NO, IT WAS SADIE. NO, IT WAS SADIE.
386 00:17:44,022 00:17:45,481 WASN'T IT KATIE? WASN'T IT KATIE?
387 00:17:45,523 00:17:47,316 I CAN NEVER REMEMBER. I CAN NEVER REMEMBER.
388 00:17:47,358 00:17:49,109 KATIE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS AFRAID OF BAD HAIRCUTS KATIE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS AFRAID OF BAD HAIRCUTS
389 00:17:49,151 00:17:51,153 OR WAS THAT SADIE? OR WAS THAT SADIE?
390 00:17:51,195 00:17:52,530 AAH! AAH!
391 00:17:52,572 00:17:55,241 LET'S SEE WHAT OUR MOST ARGUMENTATIVE TEAM IS UP TO. LET'S SEE WHAT OUR MOST ARGUMENTATIVE TEAM IS UP TO.
392 00:17:56,450 00:17:57,660 WHAT'S THIS? DON'T! WHAT'S THIS? DON'T!
393 00:18:02,540 00:18:03,833 IT'S NOT FUNNY, MAN. IT'S NOT FUNNY, MAN.
394 00:18:03,875 00:18:05,710 MOST GUYS KISS GIRLS THEY LIKE. MOST GUYS KISS GIRLS THEY LIKE.
395 00:18:05,752 00:18:07,253 DUDE CARVES HER HEAD. DUDE CARVES HER HEAD.
396 00:18:08,880 00:18:10,924 MR. TOUGH AIN'T SO TOUGH. MR. TOUGH AIN'T SO TOUGH.
397 00:18:10,965 00:18:12,800 AAH! AAH!
398 00:18:12,842 00:18:16,512 WHO SAID WE GOT TO BE TOUGH ALL THE TIME, HUH? WHO SAID WE GOT TO BE TOUGH ALL THE TIME, HUH?
399 00:18:16,554 00:18:18,932 UGH, LITTLE MISS CRAZY. UGH, LITTLE MISS CRAZY.
400 00:18:18,973 00:18:20,307 THEY SHOULD HAVE MADE HER WEAR A HELMET. THEY SHOULD HAVE MADE HER WEAR A HELMET.
401 00:18:20,349 00:18:21,851 WE'RE NOT THERE YET. WE'RE NOT THERE YET.
402 00:18:21,893 00:18:24,562 CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE'S ROAMING THE STREETS, WILD? CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE'S ROAMING THE STREETS, WILD?
403 00:18:24,604 00:18:26,647 CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS? CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS?
404 00:18:26,689 00:18:29,442 SERIOUSLY, SHE'S A DANGER TO SANE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. SERIOUSLY, SHE'S A DANGER TO SANE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.
405 00:18:29,483 00:18:31,611 THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!
406 00:18:31,652 00:18:33,279 WHERE'S THE WIMP KEY? WHERE'S THE WIMP KEY?
407 00:18:33,320 00:18:34,405 STOP! STOP!
408 00:18:34,447 00:18:35,740 TRENT NEXT, RIGHT? TRENT NEXT, RIGHT?
409 00:18:38,618 00:18:42,789 WE... HAVE... A... WINNER! WE... HAVE... A... WINNER!
410 00:18:42,830 00:18:47,043 LEDONCA AND SHEWANENAN TAKE IT. LEDONCA AND SHEWANENAN TAKE IT.
411 00:18:47,085 00:18:51,798 THAT MEANS ANYBODY CAN GET VOTED OFF TONIGHT. THAT MEANS ANYBODY CAN GET VOTED OFF TONIGHT.
412 00:18:51,839 00:18:53,674 WE HAD FUN, DIDN'T WE? WE HAD FUN, DIDN'T WE?
413 00:18:53,716 00:18:56,302 MAMA ALWAYS SAID IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, MAMA ALWAYS SAID IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE,
414 00:18:56,343 00:18:57,971 DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL, IN WHICH CASE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL, IN WHICH CASE,
415 00:18:58,012 00:18:59,889 HEATHER WOULD SAY NOTHING EVER! HEATHER WOULD SAY NOTHING EVER!
416 00:18:59,931 00:19:02,516 SHE IS THE MEANEST, THE NASTIEST, SHE IS THE MEANEST, THE NASTIEST,
417 00:19:02,558 00:19:04,602 THE BIGGEST (BEEP) THE BIGGEST (BEEP)
418 00:19:04,644 00:19:06,312 IN ALL OF KALAMAZOO! IN ALL OF KALAMAZOO!
419 00:19:06,353 00:19:08,106 NO OFFENSE. NO OFFENSE.
420 00:19:08,188 00:19:10,691 OH, NONE TAKEN. OH, NONE TAKEN.
421 00:19:10,733 00:19:13,360 I SORT OF RESPECT YOU FOR IT. I SORT OF RESPECT YOU FOR IT.
422 00:19:13,402 00:19:14,904 -NEVER DO IT AGAIN. -OH! -NEVER DO IT AGAIN. -OH!
423 00:19:17,115 00:19:18,324 CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES
424 00:19:18,365 00:19:20,409 AND MADE YOUR DECISION. AND MADE YOUR DECISION.
425 00:19:20,451 00:19:21,702 THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE
426 00:19:21,744 00:19:23,579 A MARSHMALLOW TONIGHT A MARSHMALLOW TONIGHT
427 00:19:23,621 00:19:26,499 MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME MUST IMMEDIATELY RETURN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME
428 00:19:26,540 00:19:29,543 TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS. TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS.
429 00:19:29,585 00:19:33,006 THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST
430 00:19:33,047 00:19:36,092 AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK, EVER. AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK, EVER.
431 00:19:36,134 00:19:39,345 THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW GOES TO LESHAWNA. THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW GOES TO LESHAWNA.
432 00:19:39,386 00:19:41,931 NEXT DUNCAN. NEXT DUNCAN.
433 00:19:41,973 00:19:45,559 FOUR CAMPERS ARE LEFT, BUT ONLY THREE MARSHMALLOWS. FOUR CAMPERS ARE LEFT, BUT ONLY THREE MARSHMALLOWS.
434 00:19:45,601 00:19:48,896 THE NEXT MARSHMALLOW GOES TO HEATHER. THE NEXT MARSHMALLOW GOES TO HEATHER.
435 00:19:50,523 00:19:51,899 OWEN. OWEN.
436 00:19:53,818 00:19:56,654 YEP, THAT'S ONE SURE FIRE WAY TO WIPE A SMILE OFF YEP, THAT'S ONE SURE FIRE WAY TO WIPE A SMILE OFF
437 00:19:56,696 00:19:58,114 A CAMPER'S FACE. A CAMPER'S FACE.
438 00:19:58,156 00:20:02,702 SHOW THEM A PLATE WITH EXACTLY ONE MARSHMALLOW ON IT. SHOW THEM A PLATE WITH EXACTLY ONE MARSHMALLOW ON IT.
439 00:20:02,743 00:20:04,078 I AIN'T GONNA FRONT. I AIN'T GONNA FRONT.
440 00:20:04,120 00:20:06,246 I KNEW THAT IF IT CAME DOWN TO A POPULARITY CONTEST, I KNEW THAT IF IT CAME DOWN TO A POPULARITY CONTEST,
441 00:20:06,288 00:20:08,124 I WAS GONNA LOSE BIG TIME. I WAS GONNA LOSE BIG TIME.
442 00:20:08,166 00:20:10,417 I HAD TO VOTE OFF HEATHER. I HAD TO VOTE OFF HEATHER.
443 00:20:10,459 00:20:12,503 YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE A FEW WEEKS AGO. YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE A FEW WEEKS AGO.
444 00:20:12,545 00:20:15,756 AND I HAVE A LONG MEMORY. AND I HAVE A LONG MEMORY.
445 00:20:15,798 00:20:17,550 I'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT TO VOTE OFF I'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT TO VOTE OFF
446 00:20:17,591 00:20:18,801 ANYONE ELSE AT THIS POINT. ANYONE ELSE AT THIS POINT.
447 00:20:18,843 00:20:20,803 NO HARD FEELINGS. IT'S JUST STRATEGY. NO HARD FEELINGS. IT'S JUST STRATEGY.
448 00:20:24,140 00:20:27,226 I'M LEFT WITH JUST ONE MARSHMALLOW FOR THE NIGHT. I'M LEFT WITH JUST ONE MARSHMALLOW FOR THE NIGHT.
449 00:20:27,267 00:20:30,229 AND EITHER GWEN OR GEOFF IS ABOUT TO GO HOME. AND EITHER GWEN OR GEOFF IS ABOUT TO GO HOME.
450 00:20:30,270 00:20:31,230 IT'S COOL. IT'S COOL.
451 00:20:31,271 00:20:32,732 I HAD A GOOD TIME. I HAD A GOOD TIME.
452 00:20:32,773 00:20:35,401 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE WRECKING IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE WRECKING IT!
453 00:20:38,112 00:20:41,824 THE LAST MARSHMALLOW OF THE NIGHT GOES TO... THE LAST MARSHMALLOW OF THE NIGHT GOES TO...
454 00:20:41,866 00:20:42,950 GWEN. GWEN.
455 00:20:42,992 00:20:45,661 GEOFF, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, BRO. GEOFF, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, BRO.
456 00:20:45,703 00:20:46,704 WHAT? WHAT?
457 00:20:46,746 00:20:48,873 ARE YOU GUYS ALL CRAZY? ARE YOU GUYS ALL CRAZY?
458 00:20:48,915 00:20:51,375 GEOFF IS THE NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD. GEOFF IS THE NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD.
459 00:20:51,417 00:20:53,211 YEAH, BINGO, SISTER. YEAH, BINGO, SISTER.
460 00:20:53,252 00:20:55,546 AS IF HEATHER COULD DEFEAT NICE. AS IF HEATHER COULD DEFEAT NICE.
461 00:20:55,588 00:20:57,715 THE POWER OF NICE IS HUGE. THE POWER OF NICE IS HUGE.
462 00:20:57,757 00:21:00,384 AND WE'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU IN THAT DEPARTMENT, GWEN. AND WE'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU IN THAT DEPARTMENT, GWEN.
463 00:21:00,426 00:21:02,178 NO SWEAT, GWEN. NO SWEAT, GWEN.
464 00:21:02,220 00:21:03,554 CIAO, DUDES. CIAO, DUDES.
465 00:21:03,596 00:21:05,098 WAIT. WAIT.
466 00:21:05,139 00:21:06,599 I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
467 00:21:09,102 00:21:10,561 MY LENS! MY LENS!
468 00:21:10,603 00:21:12,563 I WENT BACK TO BONEY ISLAND. I WENT BACK TO BONEY ISLAND.
469 00:21:12,605 00:21:14,398 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
470 00:21:14,440 00:21:17,235 THERE MIGHT BE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF LAKE WAWANAKWA IN IT. THERE MIGHT BE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF LAKE WAWANAKWA IN IT.
471 00:21:18,611 00:21:20,446 MAKES IT A BETTER SOUVENIR, RIGHT? MAKES IT A BETTER SOUVENIR, RIGHT?
472 00:21:20,487 00:21:22,406 RIGHT. BYE, GEOFF. RIGHT. BYE, GEOFF.
473 00:21:22,448 00:21:24,075 AND THANKS. AND THANKS.
474 00:21:24,117 00:21:26,827 WAIT UP! SAY CHEESE! WAIT UP! SAY CHEESE!