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1 00:00:02,294 00:00:05,547 LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
2 00:00:05,589 00:00:08,968 AN ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER TERRORIZED OUR CAMPERS AN ESCAPED PSYCHO KILLER TERRORIZED OUR CAMPERS
3 00:00:09,009 00:00:10,678 WITH HIS MEAT-MANGLING HOOK WITH HIS MEAT-MANGLING HOOK
4 00:00:10,719 00:00:13,305 AND MEGA-MURDEROUS CHAINSAW. AND MEGA-MURDEROUS CHAINSAW.
5 00:00:13,347 00:00:15,390 THERE WAS A LARGE AMOUNT OF SCREAMING, THERE WAS A LARGE AMOUNT OF SCREAMING,
6 00:00:15,432 00:00:17,852 ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE WHOLE THING WAS REALLY ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE WHOLE THING WAS REALLY
7 00:00:17,893 00:00:19,687 JUST AN ELABORATE PUNK. JUST AN ELABORATE PUNK.
8 00:00:19,728 00:00:22,356 OOH-OOH-OOH. I LOVE THIS PART. OOH-OOH-OOH. I LOVE THIS PART.
9 00:00:22,397 00:00:25,359 DUNCAN WAS THE ONLY ONE TO PSYCH OUT THE PSYCHO, DUNCAN WAS THE ONLY ONE TO PSYCH OUT THE PSYCHO,
10 00:00:25,400 00:00:27,277 BUT ULTIMATE VICTORY WENT TO GWEN, BUT ULTIMATE VICTORY WENT TO GWEN,
11 00:00:27,319 00:00:28,946 WHO SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE KITCHEN WHO SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE KITCHEN
12 00:00:28,988 00:00:32,741 WITH AN ACTUAL PSYCHO, WHICH LEFT D.J. WITH AN ACTUAL PSYCHO, WHICH LEFT D.J.
13 00:00:32,783 00:00:36,411 THE CHICKEN-HEART TO FLOAT THE LOSER BOAT HOME. THE CHICKEN-HEART TO FLOAT THE LOSER BOAT HOME.
14 00:00:36,453 00:00:38,330 ONLY SEVEN CAMPERS REMAIN. ONLY SEVEN CAMPERS REMAIN.
15 00:00:38,372 00:00:40,123 WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL LOSE? WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL LOSE?
16 00:00:40,165 00:00:41,166 OW! OW!
17 00:00:41,208 00:00:42,918 WHO WILL NEED A RABIES SHOT, WHO WILL NEED A RABIES SHOT,
18 00:00:42,960 00:00:45,838 THANKS TO THIS UNGRATEFUL LITTLE-- THANKS TO THIS UNGRATEFUL LITTLE--
19 00:00:45,880 00:00:51,593 FIND OUT ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. FIND OUT ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
20 00:02:02,247 00:02:06,376 WILDFLOWERS FOR A WILD AND CRAZY GAL? WILDFLOWERS FOR A WILD AND CRAZY GAL?
21 00:02:06,418 00:02:07,628 OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH?
22 00:02:07,669 00:02:09,922 AS IN THE KIND YOU ABANDON AND LEAVE FOR DEAD AS IN THE KIND YOU ABANDON AND LEAVE FOR DEAD
23 00:02:09,964 00:02:11,298 IN THE HANDS OF A CHAINSAW-WIELDING IN THE HANDS OF A CHAINSAW-WIELDING
24 00:02:11,339 00:02:13,008 PSYCHO KILLER WITH A HOOK? PSYCHO KILLER WITH A HOOK?
25 00:02:13,050 00:02:15,010 ME? ABANDON YOU? ME? ABANDON YOU?
26 00:02:15,052 00:02:16,929 NEVER. NEVER EVER. NEVER. NEVER EVER.
27 00:02:22,183 00:02:23,685 WASN'T THERE JUST A 300-POUND WASN'T THERE JUST A 300-POUND
28 00:02:23,727 00:02:25,646 BAG OF JOY TALKING TO YOU? BAG OF JOY TALKING TO YOU?
29 00:02:25,687 00:02:28,774 I'M ONLY 296! I'M ONLY 296!
30 00:02:28,816 00:02:30,025 SOMEONE SET A TRAP... SOMEONE SET A TRAP...
31 00:02:32,027 00:02:33,153 OR TWO. OR TWO.
32 00:02:33,194 00:02:36,490 CHRIS: GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS! CHRIS: GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS!
33 00:02:36,531 00:02:39,576 OR SHOULD I SAY TRAPPERS? OR SHOULD I SAY TRAPPERS?
34 00:02:39,618 00:02:41,244 READY FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE? READY FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE?
35 00:02:41,286 00:02:43,038 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
36 00:02:43,080 00:02:44,790 THEN LET'S CHAT ABOUT IT OVER CHOW, THEN LET'S CHAT ABOUT IT OVER CHOW,
37 00:02:44,832 00:02:46,374 SHALL WE? SHALL WE?
38 00:02:46,416 00:02:48,627 HE'S COMING BACK TO UNTRAP US, RIGHT? HE'S COMING BACK TO UNTRAP US, RIGHT?
39 00:02:50,838 00:02:52,547 -(SIGHS) -GOOD AIM. -(SIGHS) -GOOD AIM.
40 00:03:01,389 00:03:02,808 PASTE? PASTE?
41 00:03:02,850 00:03:05,560 CAMPERS, THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN OF YOU LEFT ON CAMPERS, THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN OF YOU LEFT ON
42 00:03:05,602 00:03:07,646 TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
43 00:03:07,688 00:03:10,398 AFTER TONIGHT'S DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY, AFTER TONIGHT'S DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY,
44 00:03:10,440 00:03:12,860 ONLY SIX OF YOU WILL REMAIN. ONLY SIX OF YOU WILL REMAIN.
45 00:03:12,901 00:03:16,488 WE'RE NEARING THE END, PEOPLE, SO LOOK ALIVE. WE'RE NEARING THE END, PEOPLE, SO LOOK ALIVE.
46 00:03:16,530 00:03:18,115 WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF WINNING? WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF WINNING?
47 00:03:18,157 00:03:19,658 I'D SAY THEY'RE PRETTY DARN GREAT I'D SAY THEY'RE PRETTY DARN GREAT
48 00:03:19,700 00:03:21,952 BECAUSE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T VOTE FOR ME IS A DEAD MAN. BECAUSE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T VOTE FOR ME IS A DEAD MAN.
49 00:03:21,994 00:03:23,162 ARE YOU LISTENING OUT THERE, ARE YOU LISTENING OUT THERE,
50 00:03:23,202 00:03:24,955 ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN KICKED OFF? ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN KICKED OFF?
51 00:03:24,997 00:03:27,082 IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME, I'LL FIND YOU. IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME, I'LL FIND YOU.
52 00:03:27,791 00:03:30,711 I AM SO STOKED. I AM SO STOKED.
53 00:03:30,752 00:03:34,048 THE FINAL SEVEN AND I'M GOING ALL THE WAY, DUDES. THE FINAL SEVEN AND I'M GOING ALL THE WAY, DUDES.
54 00:03:34,089 00:03:35,215 WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!
55 00:03:35,256 00:03:37,425 I THINK I GOT A GOOD SHOT AT WINNING. I THINK I GOT A GOOD SHOT AT WINNING.
56 00:03:37,467 00:03:40,179 HECK, I WON STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT TWO YEARS RUNNING, HECK, I WON STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT TWO YEARS RUNNING,
57 00:03:40,220 00:03:42,222 AND I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SPEECH! AND I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SPEECH!
58 00:03:42,263 00:03:45,851 I CAN DO THIS, MAN. WOO! I CAN DO THIS, MAN. WOO!
59 00:03:45,893 00:03:48,729 TODAY'S CHALLENGE INVOLVES MAKING LIKE TODAY'S CHALLENGE INVOLVES MAKING LIKE
60 00:03:48,770 00:03:52,315 OUR PROVINCE'S GREAT RANGERS AND GAME WARDENS. OUR PROVINCE'S GREAT RANGERS AND GAME WARDENS.
61 00:03:52,357 00:03:55,235 YOU'LL EACH HAVE 8 HOURS TO TRAP AN ANIMAL. YOU'LL EACH HAVE 8 HOURS TO TRAP AN ANIMAL.
62 00:03:55,276 00:03:57,362 GOT ONE. GOT ONE.
63 00:03:57,404 00:03:59,573 A WILD ANIMAL, A WILD ANIMAL,
64 00:03:59,614 00:04:05,412 WHICH YOU MUST BRING BACK TO THE CAMPFIRE, UNHARMED. WHICH YOU MUST BRING BACK TO THE CAMPFIRE, UNHARMED.
65 00:04:05,453 00:04:08,289 RANGERS AND GAME WARDENS OFTEN HAVE TO RELOCATE ANIMALS RANGERS AND GAME WARDENS OFTEN HAVE TO RELOCATE ANIMALS
66 00:04:08,331 00:04:13,712 FOR THEIR OWN GOOD AND THE GOOD OF CAMPERS. FOR THEIR OWN GOOD AND THE GOOD OF CAMPERS.
67 00:04:13,754 00:04:16,381 GIRL: OW! GET OFF! GIRL: OW! GET OFF!
68 00:04:16,423 00:04:17,799 FOR MY GOOD, FOR MY GOOD,
69 00:04:17,841 00:04:19,342 I MIGHT HAVE TO BARBECUE MY ANIMAL. I MIGHT HAVE TO BARBECUE MY ANIMAL.
70 00:04:19,384 00:04:21,887 I'M STARVING TO DEATH. I'M STARVING TO DEATH.
71 00:04:21,929 00:04:24,056 FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT, GWEN. FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT, GWEN.
72 00:04:24,098 00:04:26,516 REWARD FOR WINNING TODAY'S CHALLENGE REWARD FOR WINNING TODAY'S CHALLENGE
73 00:04:26,558 00:04:30,395 IS A MEAL OF ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS. IS A MEAL OF ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.
74 00:04:30,437 00:04:32,606 I AM SO WINNING. I AM SO WINNING.
75 00:04:32,647 00:04:34,524 SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT THAT? SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT THAT?
76 00:04:34,566 00:04:37,402 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN THE FINAL SEVEN. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M IN THE FINAL SEVEN.
77 00:04:37,444 00:04:40,321 CAN YOU IMAGINE ME, WINNING? CAN YOU IMAGINE ME, WINNING?
78 00:04:40,363 00:04:42,657 HA-HA-HA-HO! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. HA-HA-HA-HO! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
79 00:04:42,699 00:04:44,910 WOO-HOO-HOO! WOO-HOO-HOO!
80 00:04:44,952 00:04:46,661 EVERYONE ELSE HERE TOTALLY DESERVES IT EVERYONE ELSE HERE TOTALLY DESERVES IT
81 00:04:46,703 00:04:49,748 MORE THAN I DO, THOUGH, EXCEPT HEATHER. MORE THAN I DO, THOUGH, EXCEPT HEATHER.
82 00:04:49,790 00:04:51,792 SHE'S REALLY MEAN. SHE'S REALLY MEAN.
83 00:04:51,833 00:04:53,460 I'M NOT AFRAID OF HER, THOUGH. I'M NOT AFRAID OF HER, THOUGH.
84 00:04:53,501 00:04:54,461 -HEATHER: OWEN? -AAH! -HEATHER: OWEN? -AAH!
85 00:04:54,502 00:04:55,837 (KNOCKING ON THE DOOR) (KNOCKING ON THE DOOR)
86 00:04:55,879 00:04:57,338 HEATHER: ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED IN THERE? HEATHER: ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED IN THERE?
87 00:04:57,380 00:04:59,507 JUST ABOUT DONE. JUST ABOUT DONE.
88 00:05:01,551 00:05:03,762 (ANIMAL HOOTS) (ANIMAL HOOTS)
89 00:05:04,471 00:05:05,722 EVERYONE, EVERYONE,
90 00:05:05,764 00:05:07,474 CHOOSE AN ANIMAL ASSIGNMENT. CHOOSE AN ANIMAL ASSIGNMENT.
91 00:05:07,515 00:05:08,558 CHIPMUNK. CHIPMUNK.
92 00:05:08,600 00:05:09,810 FROG. FROG.
93 00:05:09,851 00:05:10,852 RACCOON. RACCOON.
94 00:05:10,894 00:05:11,853 DUCK. DUCK.
95 00:05:11,895 00:05:12,938 BEAVER. BEAVER.
96 00:05:12,980 00:05:15,482 DEER. YES! BAGGING A DOE. DEER. YES! BAGGING A DOE.
97 00:05:16,733 00:05:20,528 BEAR? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? BEAR? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
98 00:05:20,570 00:05:22,864 IT'S THE ONLY ANIMAL LEFT. IT'S THE ONLY ANIMAL LEFT.
99 00:05:22,906 00:05:25,033 THESE DEGENERATES GET CUTE LITTLE FROGGY THESE DEGENERATES GET CUTE LITTLE FROGGY
100 00:05:25,075 00:05:26,493 AND WEE BABY DUCKY AND WEE BABY DUCKY
101 00:05:26,534 00:05:29,871 AND I'M SUPPOSED TO TRAP A BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS? AND I'M SUPPOSED TO TRAP A BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS?
102 00:05:29,913 00:05:32,082 YOU DO GET 60 SECONDS IN THE BOATHOUSE YOU DO GET 60 SECONDS IN THE BOATHOUSE
103 00:05:32,124 00:05:34,375 TO GATHER ANY EQUIPMENT THAT MIGHT HELP. TO GATHER ANY EQUIPMENT THAT MIGHT HELP.
104 00:05:34,417 00:05:36,003 UNLESS THERE'S AN ANIMAL TRAINER UNLESS THERE'S AN ANIMAL TRAINER
105 00:05:36,044 00:05:37,921 AND A ZEBRA CARCASS IN THERE, AND A ZEBRA CARCASS IN THERE,
106 00:05:37,963 00:05:39,338 I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE ADEQUATE. I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE ADEQUATE.
107 00:05:39,380 00:05:41,508 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
108 00:05:41,549 00:05:44,719 I DON'T THINK I'VE MENTIONED THE PENALTY YET. I DON'T THINK I'VE MENTIONED THE PENALTY YET.
109 00:05:44,761 00:05:47,014 HEATHER: I DON'T CARE. I'LL TAKE IT. HEATHER: I DON'T CARE. I'LL TAKE IT.
110 00:05:47,055 00:05:50,058 LOSER CLEANS THE COMMUNAL WASHROOMS. LOSER CLEANS THE COMMUNAL WASHROOMS.
111 00:05:58,357 00:06:00,401 SORRY. SORRY.
112 00:06:00,443 00:06:03,362 I THINK I ATE TOO MUCH OF THAT DELICIOUS PASTE. I THINK I ATE TOO MUCH OF THAT DELICIOUS PASTE.
113 00:06:03,404 00:06:04,614 (FARTS) (FARTS)
114 00:06:04,656 00:06:05,949 ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS. ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS.
115 00:06:05,991 00:06:08,076 YOU HAVE JUST ONE MINUTE IN THE BOATHOUSE YOU HAVE JUST ONE MINUTE IN THE BOATHOUSE
116 00:06:08,118 00:06:09,995 TO GRAB YOUR CRITTER-CATCHING GEAR. TO GRAB YOUR CRITTER-CATCHING GEAR.
117 00:06:24,634 00:06:28,013 UH, YOU'RE GONNA TRAP A RACCOON WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER? UH, YOU'RE GONNA TRAP A RACCOON WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER?
118 00:06:28,055 00:06:31,266 HEATHER: YOU MAY WANT TO RETHINK THAT. HEATHER: YOU MAY WANT TO RETHINK THAT.
119 00:06:31,308 00:06:32,976 AH, THANKS FOR THE TIP. AH, THANKS FOR THE TIP.
120 00:06:36,271 00:06:38,023 AAH! OW! AAH! OW!
121 00:06:38,065 00:06:39,566 I GOT PAPER TOWELS! I GOT PAPER TOWELS!
122 00:06:39,607 00:06:41,651 YEAH! WOO! YEAH! WOO!
123 00:06:41,693 00:06:43,611 A BURLAP SACK? A BURLAP SACK?
124 00:06:43,653 00:06:45,197 YOU SHOULD PATENT THAT. YOU SHOULD PATENT THAT.
125 00:06:45,239 00:06:46,865 10 SECONDS REMAINING. 10 SECONDS REMAINING.
126 00:06:48,407 00:06:49,659 HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
127 00:06:49,701 00:06:52,204 EXCUSE ME. PARDON. COMING THROUGH. EXCUSE ME. PARDON. COMING THROUGH.
128 00:06:52,246 00:06:53,621 IS THAT LEGAL? CAN SHE JUST-- IS THAT LEGAL? CAN SHE JUST--
129 00:06:53,663 00:06:54,706 OH. OH.
130 00:06:56,791 00:06:59,586 DUCK BAIT. YEAH, THAT'LL WORK. DUCK BAIT. YEAH, THAT'LL WORK.
131 00:06:59,627 00:07:00,670 AAH! AAH!
132 00:07:04,258 00:07:06,634 I THINK THERE'S STILL FISH IN HERE. I THINK THERE'S STILL FISH IN HERE.
133 00:07:06,676 00:07:08,345 THE NET'S ALL YOURS. THE NET'S ALL YOURS.
134 00:07:08,387 00:07:10,513 AND P.S., IT'LL NEVER HOLD A BEAR. AND P.S., IT'LL NEVER HOLD A BEAR.
135 00:07:13,267 00:07:14,268 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
136 00:07:14,309 00:07:15,977 I GUESS I HAVE A CHANCE. I GUESS I HAVE A CHANCE.
137 00:07:16,019 00:07:17,396 LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.
138 00:07:17,437 00:07:19,106 IF I DIDN'T THINK I COULD WIN, IF I DIDN'T THINK I COULD WIN,
139 00:07:19,147 00:07:21,691 DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD BE IN THIS DUMP? DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD BE IN THIS DUMP?
140 00:07:21,733 00:07:23,443 PUTTING UP WITH THE REVOLTING FOOD, PUTTING UP WITH THE REVOLTING FOOD,
141 00:07:23,484 00:07:25,362 GIANT BUGS, AND CAMERAS IN YOUR FACE GIANT BUGS, AND CAMERAS IN YOUR FACE
142 00:07:25,404 00:07:26,696 ALL DAY IS ONE THING. ALL DAY IS ONE THING.
143 00:07:26,738 00:07:28,282 BUT HEATHER? BUT HEATHER?
144 00:07:28,323 00:07:31,243 ONLY $100,000 COULD MAKE ME LIVE WITH HER. ONLY $100,000 COULD MAKE ME LIVE WITH HER.
145 00:07:31,285 00:07:33,494 I ASSUME I'M THE FAVORITE TO WIN. I ASSUME I'M THE FAVORITE TO WIN.
146 00:07:33,536 00:07:35,455 I MEAN, LOOK WHO'S LEFT. I MEAN, LOOK WHO'S LEFT.
147 00:07:35,496 00:07:37,582 WEIRD GOTH GIRL, A CRIMINAL, WEIRD GOTH GIRL, A CRIMINAL,
148 00:07:37,624 00:07:39,418 A FART MACHINE, A PARTY DUDE, A FART MACHINE, A PARTY DUDE,
149 00:07:39,459 00:07:42,212 A PSYCHO HOSE BEAST, AND LESHAWNA. A PSYCHO HOSE BEAST, AND LESHAWNA.
150 00:07:42,254 00:07:43,713 AND THE ONLY THING SHE HAS GOING FOR HER IS AND THE ONLY THING SHE HAS GOING FOR HER IS
151 00:07:43,755 00:07:45,382 THAT SHE HASN'T MADE ANY ENEMIES. THAT SHE HASN'T MADE ANY ENEMIES.
152 00:07:45,424 00:07:46,758 WHOOP-DE-DO! WHOOP-DE-DO!
153 00:07:46,800 00:07:51,263 WE'RE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. WE ARE HERE TO WIN. WE'RE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. WE ARE HERE TO WIN.
154 00:07:51,305 00:07:53,598 AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I PLAN ON DOING. AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I PLAN ON DOING.
155 00:07:56,184 00:07:57,727 HEY, BUMPER THINGIES, OLD SANDWICH, HEY, BUMPER THINGIES, OLD SANDWICH,
156 00:07:57,769 00:08:00,147 A STICK, BIG, NASTY HOOK. A STICK, BIG, NASTY HOOK.
157 00:08:00,188 00:08:02,441 SCORE! TRANQUILIZER GUN! SCORE! TRANQUILIZER GUN!
158 00:08:02,482 00:08:03,858 GUYS, LOOK! GUYS, LOOK!
159 00:08:03,900 00:08:05,485 COULD YOU PLEASE AIM THE OTHER WAY? COULD YOU PLEASE AIM THE OTHER WAY?
160 00:08:05,526 00:08:07,321 EVERYBODY READY? EVERYBODY READY?
161 00:08:07,362 00:08:08,447 ALL: YES. ALL: YES.
162 00:08:08,488 00:08:09,530 NO. NO.
163 00:08:09,572 00:08:10,740 GAME ON. GAME ON.
164 00:08:14,619 00:08:17,247 SEE, NOW HEATHER-- SHE WAS MY COMPETITION. SEE, NOW HEATHER-- SHE WAS MY COMPETITION.
165 00:08:17,289 00:08:20,167 AND AS MUCH AS IT MADE ME WANT TO HURL, AND AS MUCH AS IT MADE ME WANT TO HURL,
166 00:08:20,208 00:08:23,378 I KNEW I HAD TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE. I KNEW I HAD TO GET ON HER GOOD SIDE.
167 00:08:23,420 00:08:25,088 YOU CAN BORROW MY CHAINSAW AFTER I'M DONE. YOU CAN BORROW MY CHAINSAW AFTER I'M DONE.
168 00:08:25,130 00:08:26,131 GREAT. GREAT.
169 00:08:26,173 00:08:28,258 THE BEAR CAN USE IT TO SKIN ME ALIVE THE BEAR CAN USE IT TO SKIN ME ALIVE
170 00:08:28,300 00:08:30,051 AFTER HE'S FINISHED MAULING ME. AFTER HE'S FINISHED MAULING ME.
171 00:08:30,093 00:08:32,429 THANKS. THANKS.
172 00:08:32,471 00:08:34,764 WELL, I DID PICK SOMETHING UP THAT MIGHT HELP YOU. WELL, I DID PICK SOMETHING UP THAT MIGHT HELP YOU.
173 00:08:36,683 00:08:38,601 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP ME? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HELP ME?
174 00:08:38,643 00:08:42,063 BECAUSE IF YOU TEAM UP WITH ME, I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE FINAL TWO. BECAUSE IF YOU TEAM UP WITH ME, I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE FINAL TWO.
175 00:08:42,105 00:08:43,273 NOT INTERESTED. SUIT YOURSELF. NOT INTERESTED. SUIT YOURSELF.
176 00:08:44,524 00:08:46,818 I USUALLY DO. I USUALLY DO.
177 00:08:46,860 00:08:49,363 SHE'LL BE BACK. JUST WAIT. SHE'LL BE BACK. JUST WAIT.
178 00:08:51,239 00:08:54,034 (BIRDS SCREECHING) (BIRDS SCREECHING)
179 00:09:03,335 00:09:06,087 COME HERE, DUCKY, DUCKY. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. COME HERE, DUCKY, DUCKY. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
180 00:09:12,635 00:09:14,054 COME AND GET IT. COME AND GET IT.
181 00:09:23,146 00:09:25,982 UH, LAST TIME I CHECKED, DUCKS WADDLED. UH, LAST TIME I CHECKED, DUCKS WADDLED.
182 00:09:29,694 00:09:33,573 THIS IS GONNA BE WAY TOO EASY. THIS IS GONNA BE WAY TOO EASY.
183 00:09:33,614 00:09:36,368 I THINK I GOT AS GOOD A SHOT OF WINNING AS ANYONE ELSE, I THINK I GOT AS GOOD A SHOT OF WINNING AS ANYONE ELSE,
184 00:09:36,410 00:09:39,496 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING STAND IN MY WAY, Y'ALL. AND I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING STAND IN MY WAY, Y'ALL.
185 00:09:39,538 00:09:41,622 I'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP WINNING INVINCIBILITY I'VE JUST GOT TO KEEP WINNING INVINCIBILITY
186 00:09:41,664 00:09:44,251 SO THAT COW HEATHER CAN'T VOTE ME OFF. SO THAT COW HEATHER CAN'T VOTE ME OFF.
187 00:09:44,292 00:09:46,211 MANIPULATIVE PAIN IN MY BUTT'S BEEN TRYING TO MANIPULATIVE PAIN IN MY BUTT'S BEEN TRYING TO
188 00:09:46,253 00:09:47,837 GET RID OF ME FOR WEEKS. GET RID OF ME FOR WEEKS.
189 00:09:49,130 00:09:53,093 (CROAKS) (CROAKS)
190 00:09:58,139 00:10:01,226 YEAH. FROGGY GONNA PAY. YEAH. FROGGY GONNA PAY.
191 00:10:07,524 00:10:10,277 AHEM. LOOK. I'M NO BEAR WHISPERER, AHEM. LOOK. I'M NO BEAR WHISPERER,
192 00:10:10,318 00:10:13,071 BUT I'VE GOT SOME GARBAGE HERE. BUT I'VE GOT SOME GARBAGE HERE.
193 00:10:13,113 00:10:16,074 SO JUST COME AND GET IT. SO JUST COME AND GET IT.
194 00:10:16,116 00:10:17,576 HELLO! I DON'T HAVE ALL-- HELLO! I DON'T HAVE ALL--
195 00:10:17,617 00:10:19,160 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
196 00:10:27,835 00:10:30,880 HEY, BUDDY. HEY, LITTLE PAL. HEY, BUDDY. HEY, LITTLE PAL.
197 00:10:31,923 00:10:33,467 COME ON. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. COME ON. LET'S GO FOR A WALK.
198 00:10:33,508 00:10:35,009 (CHITTERING) (CHITTERING)
199 00:10:39,680 00:10:42,642 OH, SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE. OH, SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE.
200 00:10:42,683 00:10:46,062 I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS BUT... I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS BUT...
201 00:11:02,329 00:11:04,038 THAT'S MORE THAN WHAT MEETS THE EYE. THAT'S MORE THAN WHAT MEETS THE EYE.
202 00:11:14,882 00:11:16,510 BANZAI! BANZAI!
203 00:11:23,558 00:11:25,352 WHOOPS. WHOOPS.
204 00:11:25,393 00:11:27,061 OH, MY GOSH, I SHOULD TOTALLY WIN. OH, MY GOSH, I SHOULD TOTALLY WIN.
205 00:11:27,103 00:11:28,896 OKAY, YOU KNOW THAT TIME I DRESSED UP AS A BEAR AND LIKE, OKAY, YOU KNOW THAT TIME I DRESSED UP AS A BEAR AND LIKE,
206 00:11:28,938 00:11:30,940 SCARED EVERYONE, AND I WAS LIKE, "RRR." SCARED EVERYONE, AND I WAS LIKE, "RRR."
207 00:11:30,982 00:11:33,610 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "AAH! SAVE ME!" AND THEY WERE LIKE, "AAH! SAVE ME!"
208 00:11:33,652 00:11:35,529 WELL, IF SOMEONE ELSE DRESSED UP AS A BEAR, WELL, IF SOMEONE ELSE DRESSED UP AS A BEAR,
209 00:11:35,570 00:11:36,571 AND IT WASN'T ME, AND IT WASN'T ME,
210 00:11:36,613 00:11:37,947 I TOTALLY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SCARED. I TOTALLY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SCARED.
211 00:11:37,989 00:11:39,240 I WOULD HAVE KNOWN I WOULD HAVE KNOWN
212 00:11:39,282 00:11:40,659 WHICH MAKES ME SMARTER THAN THEY ARE. WHICH MAKES ME SMARTER THAN THEY ARE.
213 00:11:40,699 00:11:42,410 OH, DID I MENTION I HAVE AN I.Q. OF 188? OH, DID I MENTION I HAVE AN I.Q. OF 188?
214 00:11:42,452 00:11:43,828 BECAUSE I DO. BECAUSE I DO.
215 00:11:49,250 00:11:50,669 HEATHER, WAIT UP. HEATHER, WAIT UP.
216 00:11:52,462 00:11:54,881 (QUACKING) (QUACKING)
217 00:11:54,922 00:11:57,008 HMM! I HATE THIS FREAKING SHOW. HMM! I HATE THIS FREAKING SHOW.
218 00:11:57,050 00:11:58,635 AAH! AAH!
219 00:12:03,223 00:12:04,599 AAH! AAH!
220 00:12:18,863 00:12:20,031 OOH! OOH!
221 00:12:27,414 00:12:30,041 THE NATURALIST IS AT ONE WITH THE WILD. THE NATURALIST IS AT ONE WITH THE WILD.
222 00:12:30,083 00:12:31,876 HE IS PART OF IT. HE IS PART OF IT.
223 00:12:31,918 00:12:33,420 MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH HIS MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH HIS
224 00:12:33,461 00:12:37,465 FELLOW CREATURES CREATES PEACE, CREATES BROTHERHOOD. FELLOW CREATURES CREATES PEACE, CREATES BROTHERHOOD.
225 00:12:37,507 00:12:40,134 WE ARE ONE, LITTLE FELLOW, YES. WE ARE ONE, LITTLE FELLOW, YES.
226 00:12:40,176 00:12:41,428 WE ARE ONE. WE ARE ONE.
227 00:12:42,803 00:12:43,804 AND YOU'RE THE ONLY THING AND YOU'RE THE ONLY THING
228 00:12:43,846 00:12:47,100 STANDING BETWEEN ME AND VICTORY. STANDING BETWEEN ME AND VICTORY.
229 00:12:47,141 00:12:49,768 STILL, I LOVE YOU. STILL, I LOVE YOU.
230 00:12:49,810 00:12:52,897 AAH! THAT SMARTS! AAH! THAT SMARTS!
231 00:12:52,939 00:12:53,940 AAH! AAH!
232 00:13:02,781 00:13:05,285 (WHINNIES) (WHINNIES)
233 00:13:05,326 00:13:06,369 WHOOPS. WHOOPS.
234 00:13:08,246 00:13:09,414 A BEAR. A BEAR.
235 00:13:09,456 00:13:11,040 A BEAR? A BEAR?
236 00:13:11,082 00:13:13,918 I MEAN, HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO CATCH A BEAR? I MEAN, HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO CATCH A BEAR?
237 00:13:13,960 00:13:16,421 GWEN: OPEN THE CAGE, OPEN THE CAGE! GWEN: OPEN THE CAGE, OPEN THE CAGE!
238 00:13:22,927 00:13:25,221 YES! I WIN THE DINNER. YES! I WIN THE DINNER.
239 00:13:25,263 00:13:26,473 YES! YES!
240 00:13:26,514 00:13:29,517 BRING ME DUCK SOUP, PEKING DUCK, BRING ME DUCK SOUP, PEKING DUCK,
241 00:13:29,559 00:13:32,646 DUCK A L'ORANGE, CHOCOLATE MOUSSE. DUCK A L'ORANGE, CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.
242 00:13:32,687 00:13:35,523 NO, CHOCOLATE DUCK. NO, CHOCOLATE DUCK.
243 00:13:35,565 00:13:36,775 I WIN! I WIN!
244 00:13:36,815 00:13:38,652 DUNCAN: OPEN THE CAGE! DUNCAN: OPEN THE CAGE!
245 00:13:47,327 00:13:48,495 (QUACKS) (CHITTERS) (QUACKS) (CHITTERS)
246 00:13:50,705 00:13:51,665 HA! HA!
247 00:13:51,706 00:13:53,291 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
248 00:13:53,333 00:13:56,127 GWEN WON ALREADY. GWEN WON ALREADY.
249 00:13:56,169 00:13:59,714 (LAUGHS) HEY, HOST MAN, BRING ON THE CHOW. (LAUGHS) HEY, HOST MAN, BRING ON THE CHOW.
250 00:13:59,756 00:14:01,424 CHRIS: DON'T FORGET. CHRIS: DON'T FORGET.
251 00:14:01,466 00:14:06,137 LAST CAMPER TO CATCH THEIR CRITTER CLEANS THE WASHROOM. LAST CAMPER TO CATCH THEIR CRITTER CLEANS THE WASHROOM.
252 00:14:06,179 00:14:08,598 WELL, I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO. WELL, I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
253 00:14:08,640 00:14:12,059 I COULD HELP YOU BAG A BEAR, DEER. I COULD HELP YOU BAG A BEAR, DEER.
254 00:14:13,687 00:14:15,980 HE'S EVIL, MANIPULATIVE, SKETCHY, HE'S EVIL, MANIPULATIVE, SKETCHY,
255 00:14:16,022 00:14:17,856 AND COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE. AND COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE.
256 00:14:17,898 00:14:19,567 I LIKE THE WAY HE THINKS. I LIKE THE WAY HE THINKS.
257 00:14:19,609 00:14:21,277 AND SINCE I'M SERIOUSLY IN THE MARKET AND SINCE I'M SERIOUSLY IN THE MARKET
258 00:14:21,319 00:14:24,113 FOR A NEW ALLIANCE, BRING ON MR. DELINQUENT. FOR A NEW ALLIANCE, BRING ON MR. DELINQUENT.
259 00:14:33,914 00:14:34,874 OOH. OOH.
260 00:14:34,915 00:14:38,002 BEAVERS, DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY. BEAVERS, DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY.
261 00:14:38,044 00:14:40,004 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY.
262 00:14:41,297 00:14:42,590 (YELLS) (YELLS)
263 00:14:54,894 00:14:56,855 WHOOPS. WHOOPS.
264 00:14:56,896 00:14:59,816 YEAH, GENIUS RUNS IN MY FAMILY, AND PSYCHOTHERAPY. YEAH, GENIUS RUNS IN MY FAMILY, AND PSYCHOTHERAPY.
265 00:14:59,858 00:15:01,234 ONCE AT MY FAMILY BARBECUE, ONCE AT MY FAMILY BARBECUE,
266 00:15:01,275 00:15:03,361 MY UNCLE CUT OFF HIS EAR WITH A STEAK KNIFE MY UNCLE CUT OFF HIS EAR WITH A STEAK KNIFE
267 00:15:03,403 00:15:05,112 TO EMULATE VAN GOGH BECAUSE HE'S, LIKE, TO EMULATE VAN GOGH BECAUSE HE'S, LIKE,
268 00:15:05,154 00:15:06,698 ALL ARTISTIC, BUT HE CHICKENED OUT ALL ARTISTIC, BUT HE CHICKENED OUT
269 00:15:06,740 00:15:08,032 AND ONLY CUT HALF OF IT OFF! AND ONLY CUT HALF OF IT OFF!
270 00:15:08,074 00:15:09,659 IT WAS JUST LIKE, HANGING THERE! IT WAS JUST LIKE, HANGING THERE!
271 00:15:09,701 00:15:11,035 IT WAS SO GROSS! IT WAS SO GROSS!
272 00:15:11,077 00:15:12,953 I SWEAR, I THINK SOME OF IT ENDED UP IN MY SALAD. I SWEAR, I THINK SOME OF IT ENDED UP IN MY SALAD.
273 00:15:14,664 00:15:15,749 (CROAK) (CROAK)
274 00:15:17,917 00:15:21,921 COME ON, FROGGY, IT'S GOUDA. COME ON, FROGGY, IT'S GOUDA.
275 00:15:21,962 00:15:24,758 OH, NO, YOU ARE NOT TRICKING ME, FROGGY. OH, NO, YOU ARE NOT TRICKING ME, FROGGY.
276 00:15:24,799 00:15:26,384 I'M NOT COMING OVER THERE. I'M NOT COMING OVER THERE.
277 00:15:26,426 00:15:29,679 YOU WANT THIS CHEESE, YOU ARE COMING OVER HERE. YOU WANT THIS CHEESE, YOU ARE COMING OVER HERE.
278 00:15:39,814 00:15:42,817 OKAY, ONE MORE STEP. BUT THAT'S IT. OKAY, ONE MORE STEP. BUT THAT'S IT.
279 00:15:42,859 00:15:44,193 UGH! UGH!
280 00:15:44,235 00:15:48,865 FROGGY, BE PLAYING WITH THE WRONG SISTER! FROGGY, BE PLAYING WITH THE WRONG SISTER!
281 00:15:51,701 00:15:52,869 THE NATURALIST WOULD LIKE THE NATURALIST WOULD LIKE
282 00:15:52,911 00:15:54,954 THE CHIPMUNK TO LISTEN TO REASON. THE CHIPMUNK TO LISTEN TO REASON.
283 00:15:56,497 00:15:58,207 THE NATURALIST WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THE NATURALIST WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT
284 00:15:58,249 00:16:00,919 THAT WE'RE ALL ONE IN THE EYES OF MOTHER NATURE. THAT WE'RE ALL ONE IN THE EYES OF MOTHER NATURE.
285 00:16:00,960 00:16:02,420 ONE LOVE, CHIPPY. ONE LOVE, CHIPPY.
286 00:16:02,462 00:16:03,463 OOH! OOH!
287 00:16:06,340 00:16:09,302 WORK WITH ME. YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE. WORK WITH ME. YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
288 00:16:09,343 00:16:10,470 HERE. HERE.
289 00:16:10,511 00:16:11,763 NO, NO. NO, NO.
290 00:16:11,805 00:16:13,389 SEE, THE THING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN SEE, THE THING THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
291 00:16:13,431 00:16:15,099 IS I AGREE TO BE IN AN ALLIANCE WITH YOU, IS I AGREE TO BE IN AN ALLIANCE WITH YOU,
292 00:16:15,141 00:16:17,017 AND YOU HELP ME CATCH THE BEAR. AND YOU HELP ME CATCH THE BEAR.
293 00:16:17,059 00:16:19,562 WHAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IS I WEAR A REINDEER COSTUME. WHAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IS I WEAR A REINDEER COSTUME.
294 00:16:19,604 00:16:21,147 HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN? HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN?
295 00:16:21,188 00:16:24,024 ALSO, YOU DON'T ASK ME A GAZILLION STUPID QUESTIONS. ALSO, YOU DON'T ASK ME A GAZILLION STUPID QUESTIONS.
296 00:16:24,066 00:16:26,653 YOU PUT THESE ON, THE BEAR THINKS YOU'RE A DEER. YOU PUT THESE ON, THE BEAR THINKS YOU'RE A DEER.
297 00:16:26,694 00:16:29,071 YOU RUN AWAY AND LEAD HIM TOWARDS THE CAMPGROUND. YOU RUN AWAY AND LEAD HIM TOWARDS THE CAMPGROUND.
298 00:16:29,113 00:16:30,615 HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN? HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN?
299 00:16:30,657 00:16:31,950 I BET YOU'RE FASTER. I BET YOU'RE FASTER.
300 00:16:31,991 00:16:34,034 BUT WHAT I WILL DO IS FOLLOW. BUT WHAT I WILL DO IS FOLLOW.
301 00:16:34,076 00:16:35,745 JUST GUIDE THE BEAR INTO THE CAGE. JUST GUIDE THE BEAR INTO THE CAGE.
302 00:16:35,787 00:16:37,246 I BET MOST OF THE OTHER MORONS I BET MOST OF THE OTHER MORONS
303 00:16:37,288 00:16:39,749 HAVE ALREADY GOT THEIR ANIMALS BACK TO CAMP. HAVE ALREADY GOT THEIR ANIMALS BACK TO CAMP.
304 00:16:39,791 00:16:41,918 YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
305 00:16:42,877 00:16:44,420 IT'S WHAT THEY CALL A WIN-WIN. IT'S WHAT THEY CALL A WIN-WIN.
306 00:16:44,462 00:16:46,631 SHE SUCCEEDS, AND I HAVE AN ALLIANCE. SHE SUCCEEDS, AND I HAVE AN ALLIANCE.
307 00:16:46,673 00:16:49,300 SHE LOSES, AND SHE GETS EATEN BY A BEAR. SHE LOSES, AND SHE GETS EATEN BY A BEAR.
308 00:16:52,637 00:16:56,182 WOW, THAT ALL LOOKS GOOD! WOW, THAT ALL LOOKS GOOD!
309 00:16:56,223 00:16:57,934 GEOFF: OPEN THE CAGE! GEOFF: OPEN THE CAGE!
310 00:17:04,357 00:17:05,733 HEY, MAN, IMPRESSIVE. HEY, MAN, IMPRESSIVE.
311 00:17:05,775 00:17:06,860 AND NO RABIES. AND NO RABIES.
312 00:17:10,738 00:17:13,366 I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER. I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER.
313 00:17:13,407 00:17:14,826 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GUYS.
314 00:17:17,996 00:17:19,664 HUH, I GUESS THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS. HUH, I GUESS THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS.
315 00:17:23,751 00:17:25,127 IZZY: I GOT IT. IZZY: I GOT IT.
316 00:17:25,169 00:17:29,340 IT MAY HAVE BEEN A SLOW START, BUT I FINALLY GOT IT. IT MAY HAVE BEEN A SLOW START, BUT I FINALLY GOT IT.
317 00:17:29,382 00:17:31,258 IZZY'S A SHARPSHOOTER. IZZY'S A SHARPSHOOTER.
318 00:17:33,386 00:17:34,470 BANZAI. BANZAI.
319 00:17:37,891 00:17:39,684 YES. (LAUGHS) YES. (LAUGHS)
320 00:17:39,726 00:17:41,019 (BEAR ROARS) (BEAR ROARS)
321 00:17:43,270 00:17:44,313 HAVE YOU SEEN HEATHER? HAVE YOU SEEN HEATHER?
322 00:17:44,355 00:17:45,481 WHO? WHO?
323 00:17:45,523 00:17:48,026 ABOUT YAY TALL, LONG, DARK HAIR, HOT, ABOUT YAY TALL, LONG, DARK HAIR, HOT,
324 00:17:48,067 00:17:49,443 WEARING DEER ANTLERS. WEARING DEER ANTLERS.
325 00:17:55,115 00:17:56,242 WHOOPS. WHOOPS.
326 00:18:03,583 00:18:06,836 SO...WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FIRST? SO...WHAT ARE YOU HAVING FIRST?
327 00:18:06,878 00:18:09,505 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.
328 00:18:09,547 00:18:11,716 OWEN: WOO-HOO! OWEN: WOO-HOO!
329 00:18:11,758 00:18:14,010 CHRIS, OPEN THE CAGE! CHRIS, OPEN THE CAGE!
330 00:18:22,769 00:18:24,353 A NATURALIST WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. A NATURALIST WILL NOT BE DEFEATED.
331 00:18:28,983 00:18:31,151 CLOSE THE CAGE! CLOSE THE CAGE! CLOSE THE CAGE! CLOSE THE CAGE!
332 00:18:31,193 00:18:32,361 YOU SURE? YOU SURE?
333 00:18:32,403 00:18:33,529 CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!
334 00:18:38,158 00:18:40,954 WHY, HELLO, DUCKY. WHY, HELLO, DUCKY.
335 00:18:40,995 00:18:43,706 OH, AND WHAT A NICE, LITTLE RACCOON YOU ARE, OH, AND WHAT A NICE, LITTLE RACCOON YOU ARE,
336 00:18:43,748 00:18:45,792 NEXT TO THE SWEET BEAVERS. NEXT TO THE SWEET BEAVERS.
337 00:18:47,501 00:18:49,670 OW! OW!
338 00:18:49,712 00:18:52,131 I'M THE NATURALIST! I'M THE NATURALIST!
339 00:19:01,515 00:19:03,935 YOU, UH, SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE INFIRMARY YOU, UH, SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE INFIRMARY
340 00:19:03,977 00:19:07,021 TO GET YOUR BUTT DART REMOVED? TO GET YOUR BUTT DART REMOVED?
341 00:19:07,063 00:19:12,568 NOT UNTIL PSYCHO HOSE BEAST GOES DOWN. NOT UNTIL PSYCHO HOSE BEAST GOES DOWN.
342 00:19:12,610 00:19:15,738 CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES AND MADE YOUR DECISION. CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES AND MADE YOUR DECISION.
343 00:19:15,780 00:19:17,573 WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME, WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME,
344 00:19:17,615 00:19:20,409 COME UP AND CLAIM YOUR MARSHMALLOW. COME UP AND CLAIM YOUR MARSHMALLOW.
345 00:19:20,451 00:19:22,078 THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE
346 00:19:22,120 00:19:24,831 A MARSHMALLOW TONIGHT MUST IMMEDIATELY A MARSHMALLOW TONIGHT MUST IMMEDIATELY
347 00:19:24,872 00:19:26,833 RETURN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME RETURN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME
348 00:19:26,874 00:19:30,294 TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS AND LEAVE. TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS AND LEAVE.
349 00:19:30,336 00:19:32,546 THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST, THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUT OF THE CONTEST,
350 00:19:32,588 00:19:36,509 AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK, EVER. AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK, EVER.
351 00:19:36,550 00:19:38,636 ONE THING I'LL BE HAPPY TO NEVER SEE AGAIN? ONE THING I'LL BE HAPPY TO NEVER SEE AGAIN?
352 00:19:38,678 00:19:40,096 CHEF'S FOOD. CHEF'S FOOD.
353 00:19:40,138 00:19:41,305 DEFINITELY THE FOOD. DEFINITELY THE FOOD.
354 00:19:41,347 00:19:43,641 -THE FOOD. -THAT IS THE RANKEST-- -THE FOOD. -THAT IS THE RANKEST--
355 00:19:43,683 00:19:44,809 STINKIEST-- STINKIEST--
356 00:19:44,851 00:19:45,810 NASTIEST-- NASTIEST--
357 00:19:45,852 00:19:47,353 -GROSSEST-- -OLDEST-- -GROSSEST-- -OLDEST--
358 00:19:47,394 00:19:48,938 MOLDIEST MOLDIEST
359 00:19:48,980 00:19:50,439 -BLANDEST-- -BADDEST-- -BLANDEST-- -BADDEST--
360 00:19:50,481 00:19:53,275 MOST DISGUSTING SLOP I HAVE EVER HAD TO EAT. MOST DISGUSTING SLOP I HAVE EVER HAD TO EAT.
361 00:19:53,317 00:19:54,902 OH, AND THE BATHROOMS? OH, AND THE BATHROOMS?
362 00:19:54,944 00:19:56,904 DID YOU SEE THOSE STALLS? DID YOU SEE THOSE STALLS?
363 00:19:56,946 00:19:58,156 I DON'T THINK THEY'VE BEEN CLEANED IN-- I DON'T THINK THEY'VE BEEN CLEANED IN--
364 00:19:58,197 00:19:59,699 35 YEARS! 35 YEARS!
365 00:19:59,740 00:20:01,701 WOW-WHEE, THEY STINK! WOW-WHEE, THEY STINK!
366 00:20:01,742 00:20:03,786 OH, AND I MEAN STINK. OH, AND I MEAN STINK.
367 00:20:03,828 00:20:06,372 THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW GOES TO... THE FIRST MARSHMALLOW GOES TO...
368 00:20:07,289 00:20:08,499 GEOFF. GEOFF.
369 00:20:10,501 00:20:11,502 OWEN. OWEN.
370 00:20:13,004 00:20:14,630 LESHAWNA. LESHAWNA.
371 00:20:17,383 00:20:18,592 DUNCAN. DUNCAN.
372 00:20:18,634 00:20:20,845 HEATHER. HEATHER.
373 00:20:20,887 00:20:24,098 ONE MARSHMALLOW, TWO PLAYERS. ONE MARSHMALLOW, TWO PLAYERS.
374 00:20:24,140 00:20:28,519 IZZY, GWEN, ONE OF YOU HAS SPENT YOUR LAST NIGHT IZZY, GWEN, ONE OF YOU HAS SPENT YOUR LAST NIGHT
375 00:20:28,561 00:20:29,812 ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
376 00:20:32,148 00:20:34,274 JUST GIVE IT TO GWEN ALREADY. JUST GIVE IT TO GWEN ALREADY.
377 00:20:36,360 00:20:37,486 EH. EH.
378 00:20:40,990 00:20:43,159 OH, WE'VE ALL GOT TO GO SOMETIME, RIGHT? OH, WE'VE ALL GOT TO GO SOMETIME, RIGHT?
379 00:20:43,201 00:20:45,036 YOU COULD MAKE OUT WITH ME FIRST, YOU COULD MAKE OUT WITH ME FIRST,
380 00:20:45,078 00:20:47,080 IF THAT WOULD CUSHION THE BLOW. IF THAT WOULD CUSHION THE BLOW.
381 00:20:47,121 00:20:48,539 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
382 00:20:48,581 00:20:49,832 THANKS FOR COMING OUT! THANKS FOR COMING OUT!
383 00:20:54,378 00:20:57,173 BEING THE LOSER, YOU REALIZE BEING THE LOSER, YOU REALIZE
384 00:20:57,215 00:21:00,009 YOU STILL HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS. YOU STILL HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
385 00:21:00,051 00:21:03,971 DUNCAN, I REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES. DUNCAN, I REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES.
386 00:21:04,013 00:21:06,974 DUNCAN: AH, THE SHOWER IS DISGUSTING. DUNCAN: AH, THE SHOWER IS DISGUSTING.
387 00:21:07,016 00:21:09,936 LESHAWNA TOOK, LIKE, THREE FROGGY MUD RINSES TODAY. LESHAWNA TOOK, LIKE, THREE FROGGY MUD RINSES TODAY.
388 00:21:09,977 00:21:11,270 DON'T FORGET TO SCRUB THE GROUT DON'T FORGET TO SCRUB THE GROUT
389 00:21:11,311 00:21:12,646 WITH GWEN'S TOOTHBRUSH. WHY DID LESHAWNA-- WITH GWEN'S TOOTHBRUSH. WHY DID LESHAWNA--
390 00:21:15,108 00:21:16,692 AAH. AAH.
391 00:21:16,734 00:21:18,360 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PARALYSIS? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PARALYSIS?
392 00:21:18,402 00:21:20,154 IT'S COMING BACK SLOWLY, IT'S COMING BACK SLOWLY,
393 00:21:20,196 00:21:23,783 LIKE THE MEMORIES OF YOU GETTING ME SHOT, LIKE THE MEMORIES OF YOU GETTING ME SHOT,
394 00:21:23,824 00:21:26,994 SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ALLOWED TO FORGET. SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE ALLOWED TO FORGET.