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1 00:00:02,294 00:00:05,297 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
2 00:00:05,339 00:00:07,716 IN A CHALLENGE OF HIDE-AND-SEEK, IN A CHALLENGE OF HIDE-AND-SEEK,
3 00:00:07,758 00:00:09,760 CAMPERS HAD TO AVOID CAPTURE CAMPERS HAD TO AVOID CAPTURE
4 00:00:09,802 00:00:12,763 BY CHEF "IT" OR JOIN HIS GUERILLA TACTICS BY CHEF "IT" OR JOIN HIS GUERILLA TACTICS
5 00:00:12,805 00:00:14,849 TO TAG FELLOW CAMPERS. TO TAG FELLOW CAMPERS.
6 00:00:14,890 00:00:20,061 SOME HAD WEAK HIDING SPOTS, WHILE OTHERS WON INVINCIBILITY. SOME HAD WEAK HIDING SPOTS, WHILE OTHERS WON INVINCIBILITY.
7 00:00:20,103 00:00:21,981 MEANWHILE, WITH SOME SUBTLE NUDGING, MEANWHILE, WITH SOME SUBTLE NUDGING,
8 00:00:22,021 00:00:23,816 THE GUYS CONVINCED OWEN TO STAY LOYAL THE GUYS CONVINCED OWEN TO STAY LOYAL
9 00:00:23,858 00:00:25,275 TO THEIR ALLIANCE. TO THEIR ALLIANCE.
10 00:00:25,317 00:00:27,653 EVEN WITHOUT LOVESICK GEOFF'S HELP, EVEN WITHOUT LOVESICK GEOFF'S HELP,
11 00:00:27,695 00:00:29,530 THE GUYS BANISHED BRIDGETTE. THE GUYS BANISHED BRIDGETTE.
12 00:00:29,571 00:00:32,324 SO IT WAS GEOFF WHO PAID A HEFTY PRICE SO IT WAS GEOFF WHO PAID A HEFTY PRICE
13 00:00:32,366 00:00:34,785 FOR STAYING LOYAL TO HIS GIRL. FOR STAYING LOYAL TO HIS GIRL.
14 00:00:34,827 00:00:38,288 MAN, THAT STINKS, GEOFF, AND SO DID SHE. MAN, THAT STINKS, GEOFF, AND SO DID SHE.
15 00:00:38,330 00:00:41,416 WILL THE GUYS EVER TRUST GEOFF AGAIN? WILL THE GUYS EVER TRUST GEOFF AGAIN?
16 00:00:41,458 00:00:43,919 WILL THE GIRLS FORM AN ALLIANCE? WILL THE GIRLS FORM AN ALLIANCE?
17 00:00:43,961 00:00:46,421 WILL I BE STUCK HOSTING REALITY TV WILL I BE STUCK HOSTING REALITY TV
18 00:00:46,463 00:00:48,590 FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE? FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?
19 00:00:48,632 00:00:53,888 FIND OUT ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. FIND OUT ON THIS EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
20 00:01:00,644 00:01:02,980 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
21 00:01:03,022 00:01:05,816 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
22 00:01:05,858 00:01:08,569 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
23 00:01:08,610 00:01:11,196 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
24 00:01:11,238 00:01:16,827 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
25 00:01:16,869 00:01:19,538 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
26 00:01:19,580 00:01:22,082 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
27 00:01:22,123 00:01:24,835 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
28 00:01:24,877 00:01:27,128 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
29 00:01:27,170 00:01:33,301 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
30 00:01:33,343 00:01:38,974 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪ ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪
31 00:01:39,016 00:01:44,396 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
32 00:01:44,438 00:01:49,651 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
33 00:01:49,693 00:01:54,197 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)
34 00:02:01,747 00:02:03,290 (BUZZING) (BUZZING)
35 00:02:09,421 00:02:11,172 CAN I SEE THAT FOR A SEC? CAN I SEE THAT FOR A SEC?
36 00:02:14,259 00:02:16,595 NOW MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND CLIP MY TOENAILS. NOW MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND CLIP MY TOENAILS.
37 00:02:19,723 00:02:21,141 (GEOFF WAILING) (GEOFF WAILING)
38 00:02:25,437 00:02:28,107 OOH, SOUNDS LIKE GEOFF'S HAVING A HARD TIME ACCEPTING OOH, SOUNDS LIKE GEOFF'S HAVING A HARD TIME ACCEPTING
39 00:02:28,148 00:02:29,900 BRIDGETTE'S BEEN KICKED OFF, HUH? BRIDGETTE'S BEEN KICKED OFF, HUH?
40 00:02:29,942 00:02:32,235 YEAH. HE'S SO WEAK. YEAH. HE'S SO WEAK.
41 00:02:32,277 00:02:33,904 GEOFF: ♪ BABY, COME BACK ♪ GEOFF: ♪ BABY, COME BACK ♪
42 00:02:33,946 00:02:36,073 ♪ ANY KIND OF FOOL CAN SEE ♪ ♪ ANY KIND OF FOOL CAN SEE ♪
43 00:02:36,115 00:02:39,618 AND S-SOMETHING, SOMETHING. AND S-SOMETHING, SOMETHING.
44 00:02:39,660 00:02:41,620 ♪ ABOUT YOU ♪ ♪ ABOUT YOU ♪
45 00:02:41,662 00:02:43,705 ♪ HEY, BRIDGE ♪ ♪ HEY, BRIDGE ♪
46 00:02:43,747 00:02:46,083 ♪ SENDING OUT MUTUAL LOVE TO ♪ ♪ SENDING OUT MUTUAL LOVE TO ♪
47 00:02:46,125 00:02:49,503 ♪ WHEREVER IT IS THAT THE BOAT OF LOSERS TAKES YOU ♪ ♪ WHEREVER IT IS THAT THE BOAT OF LOSERS TAKES YOU ♪
48 00:02:49,544 00:02:51,505 UM, WE BETTER GO CHECK ON HIM. UM, WE BETTER GO CHECK ON HIM.
49 00:02:51,546 00:02:53,090 WAIT. WHAT ABOUT OUR GAME? WAIT. WHAT ABOUT OUR GAME?
50 00:02:53,132 00:02:54,257 CHECK ON HIM? CHECK ON HIM?
51 00:02:54,299 00:02:56,885 SINCE WHEN DID HE START HAVING FEELINGS? SINCE WHEN DID HE START HAVING FEELINGS?
52 00:02:56,927 00:02:58,762 SINCE THEY STARTED UP THEIR GUYS' ALLIANCE. SINCE THEY STARTED UP THEIR GUYS' ALLIANCE.
53 00:02:58,804 00:03:00,221 DUNCAN'S NO FOOL. DUNCAN'S NO FOOL.
54 00:03:00,263 00:03:01,682 HE NEEDS GEOFF'S VOTE TO STAY IN IT. HE NEEDS GEOFF'S VOTE TO STAY IN IT.
55 00:03:01,723 00:03:03,934 HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY
56 00:03:03,976 00:03:06,478 FORMING A GIRLS' ALLIANCE AGAIN... FORMING A GIRLS' ALLIANCE AGAIN...
57 00:03:06,520 00:03:07,646 OR NOT. OR NOT.
58 00:03:10,983 00:03:13,819 ATTABOY, HUG IT OUT. ATTABOY, HUG IT OUT.
59 00:03:13,861 00:03:15,112 LOOK, MAN. LOOK, MAN.
60 00:03:15,154 00:03:18,157 VOTING BRIDGETTE OFF WAS JUST A STRATEGIC MOVE. VOTING BRIDGETTE OFF WAS JUST A STRATEGIC MOVE.
61 00:03:18,197 00:03:21,284 IF THE GUY ALLIANCE STANDS STRONG, WE CAN WIN THIS. IF THE GUY ALLIANCE STANDS STRONG, WE CAN WIN THIS.
62 00:03:21,326 00:03:22,703 SO ARE YOU IN? SO ARE YOU IN?
63 00:03:24,079 00:03:25,288 GEOFF: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. GEOFF: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
64 00:03:25,330 00:03:26,915 GOING ON WITHOUT BRIDGE IS LIKE-- GOING ON WITHOUT BRIDGE IS LIKE--
65 00:03:27,916 00:03:30,460 (SNIFFS) OH, IS THAT BACON? (SNIFFS) OH, IS THAT BACON?
66 00:03:30,502 00:03:32,211 AH, CRAP! AH, CRAP!
67 00:03:32,253 00:03:34,548 DID I MISS BREAKFAST? DID I MISS BREAKFAST?
68 00:03:34,589 00:03:35,841 I THINK GEOFF'S IN. I THINK GEOFF'S IN.
69 00:03:35,883 00:03:37,134 (FEEDBACK FROM MICROPHONE) (FEEDBACK FROM MICROPHONE)
70 00:03:37,176 00:03:39,678 CHRIS: MORNING, CAMPERS. CHRIS: MORNING, CAMPERS.
71 00:03:39,720 00:03:43,264 YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE AWAITS YOU AT THE ARTS-AND-CRAFTS CENTER. YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE AWAITS YOU AT THE ARTS-AND-CRAFTS CENTER.
72 00:03:44,933 00:03:47,644 WELCOME TO THE ARTS-AND-CRAFTS CENTER. WELCOME TO THE ARTS-AND-CRAFTS CENTER.
73 00:03:47,686 00:03:49,897 MORE LIKE THE ARTS-AND-CRAP CENTER. MORE LIKE THE ARTS-AND-CRAP CENTER.
74 00:03:49,938 00:03:51,231 YEAH. YEAH.
75 00:03:51,272 00:03:53,233 IT USED TO BE AN OUTHOUSE, IT USED TO BE AN OUTHOUSE,
76 00:03:53,274 00:03:56,444 BUT NOW IT'S WHERE CHEF PARKS HIS ROAD HOG. BUT NOW IT'S WHERE CHEF PARKS HIS ROAD HOG.
77 00:03:56,486 00:04:00,365 DUNCAN: BEAUT! GEOFF: TOO AWESOME! DUNCAN: BEAUT! GEOFF: TOO AWESOME!
78 00:04:00,407 00:04:02,659 CHRIS: WHICH BRINGS US TO YOUR CHALLENGE... CHRIS: WHICH BRINGS US TO YOUR CHALLENGE...
79 00:04:02,701 00:04:05,704 BUILDING YOUR OWN WHEELS. BUILDING YOUR OWN WHEELS.
80 00:04:05,746 00:04:07,748 HOT RODS! YES! HOT RODS! YES!
81 00:04:07,789 00:04:10,375 AWESOME! GIVE ME FIVE! AWESOME! GIVE ME FIVE!
82 00:04:10,417 00:04:13,461 WOO-HOO! WOO...HOO. WOO-HOO! WOO...HOO.
83 00:04:13,503 00:04:14,922 WOO. WOO.
84 00:04:14,963 00:04:18,383 YOU'LL FIND ALL THE PARTS YOU NEED IN OUR BIKE DEPOT. YOU'LL FIND ALL THE PARTS YOU NEED IN OUR BIKE DEPOT.
85 00:04:18,425 00:04:20,010 BICYCLES! BICYCLES!
86 00:04:21,220 00:04:25,224 LESS AWESOME, BUT STILL GOOD, RIGHT? LESS AWESOME, BUT STILL GOOD, RIGHT?
87 00:04:25,265 00:04:26,975 ONCE YOU'VE COLLECTED THE BASICS, ONCE YOU'VE COLLECTED THE BASICS,
88 00:04:27,017 00:04:29,310 TRICK THEM OUT ANY WAY YOU WANT USING PROPS TRICK THEM OUT ANY WAY YOU WANT USING PROPS
89 00:04:29,352 00:04:30,687 FROM THE ARTS-AND-CRAFTS CENTER. FROM THE ARTS-AND-CRAFTS CENTER.
90 00:04:30,729 00:04:31,688 (ENGINE STARTS) (ENGINE STARTS)
91 00:04:31,730 00:04:33,815 BEST DESIGN WINS. BEST DESIGN WINS.
92 00:04:33,857 00:04:36,693 AND TO PROVE I'M A NICE GUY, AND TO PROVE I'M A NICE GUY,
93 00:04:36,735 00:04:38,946 I'M EVEN THROWING IN A BIKE MANUAL. I'M EVEN THROWING IN A BIKE MANUAL.
94 00:04:38,987 00:04:41,073 EW! IT'S FURRY! EW! IT'S FURRY!
95 00:04:41,115 00:04:44,910 COOL! MOLD SPORES. COOL! MOLD SPORES.
96 00:04:44,952 00:04:48,122 FREAK. WE GET FIRST DIBS. FREAK. WE GET FIRST DIBS.
97 00:04:48,163 00:04:50,665 FINALLY, A CHALLENGE I CAN GET BEHIND. FINALLY, A CHALLENGE I CAN GET BEHIND.
98 00:04:50,707 00:04:52,542 I USED TO BUILD BIKES BACK HOME WITH MY BROTHERS I USED TO BUILD BIKES BACK HOME WITH MY BROTHERS
99 00:04:52,584 00:04:54,377 ALL THE TIME. ALL THE TIME.
100 00:04:54,419 00:04:56,588 OKAY, SO I USED TO STEAL THEM FROM THE DWEEBS OKAY, SO I USED TO STEAL THEM FROM THE DWEEBS
101 00:04:56,630 00:04:59,133 DOWN THE STREET AND CRASH THEM INTO THE SCHOOL WALL. DOWN THE STREET AND CRASH THEM INTO THE SCHOOL WALL.
102 00:04:59,174 00:05:02,136 THE POINT IS, THIS IS SOMETHING I KNOW. THE POINT IS, THIS IS SOMETHING I KNOW.
103 00:05:02,177 00:05:05,639 OH-OH-OH! I'M GONNA MAKE MY DREAM BIKE! OH-OH-OH! I'M GONNA MAKE MY DREAM BIKE!
104 00:05:05,680 00:05:08,100 OH, MY GOSH, ME, TOO. OH, MY GOSH, ME, TOO.
105 00:05:08,142 00:05:11,686 EVERY YEAR AT CHRISTMAS, I ASKED FOR A SUNSET SALLY BIKE EVERY YEAR AT CHRISTMAS, I ASKED FOR A SUNSET SALLY BIKE
106 00:05:11,728 00:05:13,272 BUT NEVER GOT ONE. REALLY? BUT NEVER GOT ONE. REALLY?
107 00:05:14,940 00:05:19,778 SANTA NEVER...BROUGHT YOU YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH? SANTA NEVER...BROUGHT YOU YOUR CHRISTMAS WISH?
108 00:05:19,820 00:05:21,196 MAN, THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT. MAN, THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT.
109 00:05:23,448 00:05:27,077 GUYS, THIS ISN'T A CHRISTMAS WISH CONTEST. GUYS, THIS ISN'T A CHRISTMAS WISH CONTEST.
110 00:05:27,119 00:05:28,411 IF WE WANT TO VOTE THE CHICKS OUT, IF WE WANT TO VOTE THE CHICKS OUT,
111 00:05:28,453 00:05:30,371 THEN OUR BIKES HAVE TO KICK BUTT. THEN OUR BIKES HAVE TO KICK BUTT.
112 00:05:30,413 00:05:32,124 CAPICHE? CAPICHE?
113 00:05:32,166 00:05:35,752 RIGHT. WAILING CHOPPERS. RIGHT. WAILING CHOPPERS.
114 00:05:35,794 00:05:37,254 KICK BUTT. YES! KICK BUTT. YES!
115 00:05:37,296 00:05:38,505 LET'S DO IT! LET'S DO IT!
116 00:05:38,546 00:05:39,798 GUYS' ALLIANCE. GUYS' ALLIANCE.
117 00:05:39,840 00:05:41,008 WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
118 00:05:41,049 00:05:42,301 (BIRD WARBLING) (BIRD WARBLING)
119 00:05:45,137 00:05:46,972 THE GUYS THINK THEY'RE SO STEALTH, THE GUYS THINK THEY'RE SO STEALTH,
120 00:05:47,014 00:05:48,890 BUILDING THEIR LITTLE ALLIANCES. BUILDING THEIR LITTLE ALLIANCES.
121 00:05:48,932 00:05:50,433 IT'S KIND OF CUTE, REALLY. IT'S KIND OF CUTE, REALLY.
122 00:05:50,475 00:05:51,852 BUT WHY WORK ON YOUR OWN BIKE BUT WHY WORK ON YOUR OWN BIKE
123 00:05:51,893 00:05:53,520 WHEN YOU CAN GET SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU. WHEN YOU CAN GET SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU.
124 00:05:55,856 00:05:59,067 COULD I JUST BORROW HER FOR A SEC? COULD I JUST BORROW HER FOR A SEC?
125 00:05:59,109 00:06:01,360 SEE THAT MOTOR THINGY WITH ALL THE FANCY EXHAUSTS? SEE THAT MOTOR THINGY WITH ALL THE FANCY EXHAUSTS?
126 00:06:01,402 00:06:02,696 DISMANTLE IT. DISMANTLE IT.
127 00:06:02,737 00:06:04,823 AND MAKE IT FAST, BEFORE CHEF GETS BACK. AND MAKE IT FAST, BEFORE CHEF GETS BACK.
128 00:06:04,865 00:06:07,201 BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BIKE? BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BIKE?
129 00:06:07,242 00:06:08,785 I WANT TO WIN, TOO. I WANT TO WIN, TOO.
130 00:06:08,827 00:06:10,287 OF COURSE, YOU DO. OF COURSE, YOU DO.
131 00:06:10,329 00:06:11,705 BUT LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. BUT LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
132 00:06:11,746 00:06:14,916 HOW ELSE CAN I SAVE YOUR BUTT UNLESS I WIN? HOW ELSE CAN I SAVE YOUR BUTT UNLESS I WIN?
133 00:06:14,958 00:06:16,501 WE'RE BFFs, REMEMBER? WE'RE BFFs, REMEMBER?
134 00:06:16,543 00:06:18,712 WOULD I STEER YOU WRONG? WOULD I STEER YOU WRONG?
135 00:06:18,753 00:06:22,216 OKAY, MAYBE I'M "NAVEY," BUT HEATHER'S ALWAYS BEEN OKAY, MAYBE I'M "NAVEY," BUT HEATHER'S ALWAYS BEEN
136 00:06:22,257 00:06:25,886 TRUSTWORTHY TO ME BEFORE... THAT I KNOW OF. TRUSTWORTHY TO ME BEFORE... THAT I KNOW OF.
137 00:06:31,432 00:06:32,767 OH, UNH-UNH. OH, UNH-UNH.
138 00:06:32,809 00:06:34,061 WE'RE GOING IN FIRST. WE'RE GOING IN FIRST.
139 00:06:34,102 00:06:35,937 YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN.
140 00:06:35,979 00:06:39,149 OR YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF THE EFFORT AND NOT EVEN BOTHER. OR YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF THE EFFORT AND NOT EVEN BOTHER.
141 00:06:39,191 00:06:41,693 -(SQUAWKS) -HEATHER: OH-AAH! -(SQUAWKS) -HEATHER: OH-AAH!
142 00:06:41,735 00:06:43,111 GOT TO LOVE KARMA. GOT TO LOVE KARMA.
143 00:06:46,198 00:06:47,324 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
144 00:06:55,082 00:06:57,959 (OWEN GRUNTS) (OWEN GRUNTS)
145 00:06:58,001 00:06:59,502 (OWEN FARTS) (OWEN FARTS)
146 00:07:01,755 00:07:03,173 (WHISTLING) (WHISTLING)
147 00:07:06,343 00:07:08,636 LESHAWNA: WHERE DOES THIS GO? LESHAWNA: WHERE DOES THIS GO?
148 00:07:08,678 00:07:09,721 THAT'S THE PEDAL. THAT'S THE PEDAL.
149 00:07:09,763 00:07:11,306 HAVEN'T YOU EVER RIDDEN A BIKE BEFORE? HAVEN'T YOU EVER RIDDEN A BIKE BEFORE?
150 00:07:11,348 00:07:13,308 OF COURSE, I'VE RIDDEN A BIKE BEFORE! OF COURSE, I'VE RIDDEN A BIKE BEFORE!
151 00:07:13,350 00:07:15,227 I'VE JUST NEVER BUILT ONE FROM SCRATCH. I'VE JUST NEVER BUILT ONE FROM SCRATCH.
152 00:07:15,269 00:07:16,353 THAT'S ALL. THAT'S ALL.
153 00:07:16,395 00:07:18,021 THERE'S TOO MANY PIECES. THERE'S TOO MANY PIECES.
154 00:07:18,063 00:07:19,856 WELL, YOU BETTER START READING THE MANUAL, WELL, YOU BETTER START READING THE MANUAL,
155 00:07:19,898 00:07:22,109 BECAUSE THE GUYS HAVE AN ALLIANCE GOING, BECAUSE THE GUYS HAVE AN ALLIANCE GOING,
156 00:07:22,150 00:07:23,360 AND IT LOOKS LIKE HEATHER AND LINDSAY AND IT LOOKS LIKE HEATHER AND LINDSAY
157 00:07:23,402 00:07:24,694 ARE STILL SHARING A BRAIN, ARE STILL SHARING A BRAIN,
158 00:07:24,736 00:07:26,738 WHICH MEANS IT'S US AGAINST THEM. WHICH MEANS IT'S US AGAINST THEM.
159 00:07:26,780 00:07:28,531 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
160 00:07:28,573 00:07:29,783 HOW HARD CAN IT BE? HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
161 00:07:29,824 00:07:31,743 IZZY: WOO-HOO! HEY, LESHAWNA! IZZY: WOO-HOO! HEY, LESHAWNA!
162 00:07:31,785 00:07:33,787 COME WITH ME, OKAY? I'VE ALREADY BUILT MY BIKE. COME WITH ME, OKAY? I'VE ALREADY BUILT MY BIKE.
163 00:07:34,913 00:07:37,040 HOW DID YOU DO THAT SO FAST? HOW DID YOU DO THAT SO FAST?
164 00:07:37,082 00:07:39,500 OH, MY BROTHER WAS A MECHANIC BEFORE HE GOT RUN OVER OH, MY BROTHER WAS A MECHANIC BEFORE HE GOT RUN OVER
165 00:07:39,542 00:07:41,253 AND DEVELOPED A FEAR OF MOTOR VEHICLES. AND DEVELOPED A FEAR OF MOTOR VEHICLES.
166 00:07:41,295 00:07:43,255 COME ON! LET'S TAKE IT FOR A TEST-DRIVE! COME ON! LET'S TAKE IT FOR A TEST-DRIVE!
167 00:07:43,297 00:07:46,507 -WHOO-HOO! -ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ON. -WHOO-HOO! -ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ON.
168 00:07:46,549 00:07:47,717 THAT GIRL MIGHT BE CRAZY, THAT GIRL MIGHT BE CRAZY,
169 00:07:47,759 00:07:49,219 BUT I WASN'T ABOUT TO PASS UP BUT I WASN'T ABOUT TO PASS UP
170 00:07:49,261 00:07:51,179 AN OPPORTUNITY TO WIN THIS RACE. AN OPPORTUNITY TO WIN THIS RACE.
171 00:07:51,221 00:07:53,598 HER BIKE LOOKED FINE. HER BIKE LOOKED FINE.
172 00:07:53,640 00:07:57,227 SWEET. YOUR EXTRA WEIGHT WILL TOTALLY HELP OUT WITH OUR SPEED. SWEET. YOUR EXTRA WEIGHT WILL TOTALLY HELP OUT WITH OUR SPEED.
173 00:07:57,269 00:08:00,397 UH, I'M GONNA TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT. UH, I'M GONNA TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT.
174 00:08:00,439 00:08:01,481 OKAY. OKAY.
175 00:08:04,651 00:08:06,320 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
176 00:08:11,783 00:08:13,285 LINDSAY: HEY, LOOK. LINDSAY: HEY, LOOK.
177 00:08:13,327 00:08:16,163 IT'S AN UGLY DOLL WITH PRETTY HAIR, JUST LIKE YOU. IT'S AN UGLY DOLL WITH PRETTY HAIR, JUST LIKE YOU.
178 00:08:16,204 00:08:18,498 I'M GONNA USE HER FOR MY BIKE. I'M GONNA USE HER FOR MY BIKE.
179 00:08:18,539 00:08:21,209 I THINK SOMETIMES I SAY THE WRONG THING. I THINK SOMETIMES I SAY THE WRONG THING.
180 00:08:21,251 00:08:23,753 ONCE I TOLD MY MATH TEACHER THAT HIS NEW HAIRPIECE LOOKED ONCE I TOLD MY MATH TEACHER THAT HIS NEW HAIRPIECE LOOKED
181 00:08:23,795 00:08:25,088 LIKE MY DOG'S BUTT, LIKE MY DOG'S BUTT,
182 00:08:25,130 00:08:27,715 BUT HE TOTALLY TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY. BUT HE TOTALLY TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY.
183 00:08:27,757 00:08:31,845 MY DOG HAS THE CUTEST, CURLY, LITTLE BUTT. MY DOG HAS THE CUTEST, CURLY, LITTLE BUTT.
184 00:08:31,886 00:08:34,055 IT WAS A COMPLIMENT. IT WAS A COMPLIMENT.
185 00:08:34,097 00:08:36,141 (LAUGHS) CUTE. (LAUGHS) CUTE.
186 00:08:36,183 00:08:37,767 JUST DON'T FORGET TO BUILD MY BIKE FIRST, JUST DON'T FORGET TO BUILD MY BIKE FIRST,
187 00:08:37,809 00:08:39,894 SO I CAN PROTECT YOU FROM THE VOTE. SO I CAN PROTECT YOU FROM THE VOTE.
188 00:08:39,936 00:08:42,939 THIS OTHER TIME, I GOT TRAPPED IN A THREE-WAY CALLING ATTACK, THIS OTHER TIME, I GOT TRAPPED IN A THREE-WAY CALLING ATTACK,
189 00:08:42,981 00:08:44,649 AND I TOLD ONE FRIEND THAT THE OTHER ONE AND I TOLD ONE FRIEND THAT THE OTHER ONE
190 00:08:44,691 00:08:46,818 WAS CHEATING ON HER BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING. WAS CHEATING ON HER BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING.
191 00:08:46,860 00:08:49,696 ANYWAY, SHE TOTALLY GOT DUMPED THAT DAY. ANYWAY, SHE TOTALLY GOT DUMPED THAT DAY.
192 00:08:49,737 00:08:51,614 IT WAS SO RANDOM. IT WAS SO RANDOM.
193 00:08:51,656 00:08:54,284 I WONDER IF IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CALL. I WONDER IF IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CALL.
194 00:09:00,748 00:09:03,460 HEY, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BIKE RIDE? HEY, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER YOUR FIRST BIKE RIDE?
195 00:09:03,502 00:09:04,669 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
196 00:09:04,711 00:09:07,422 I WIPED OUT SO BAD, I POPPED MY COLLARBONE. I WIPED OUT SO BAD, I POPPED MY COLLARBONE.
197 00:09:07,464 00:09:09,716 YOU COULD SEE IT STICKING RIGHT OUT OF MY SHOULDER. YOU COULD SEE IT STICKING RIGHT OUT OF MY SHOULDER.
198 00:09:09,757 00:09:11,301 IT WAS WICKED. IT WAS WICKED.
199 00:09:11,343 00:09:13,512 I FLEW SO FAR OVER MY HANDLEBARS I FLEW SO FAR OVER MY HANDLEBARS
200 00:09:13,553 00:09:15,263 THAT I SKID FOR A MILE. THAT I SKID FOR A MILE.
201 00:09:15,305 00:09:19,059 (LAUGHS) SKIN WAS HANGING OFF ME IN CHUNKS. (LAUGHS) SKIN WAS HANGING OFF ME IN CHUNKS.
202 00:09:19,100 00:09:21,144 OWEN: (LAUGHS) OH, THAT'S NOTHING. OWEN: (LAUGHS) OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
203 00:09:21,186 00:09:23,104 I POPPED MY ARM RIGHT OUT OF MY SOCKET. I POPPED MY ARM RIGHT OUT OF MY SOCKET.
204 00:09:23,146 00:09:24,689 IT TOOK THREE DOCTORS TO HOLD ME DOWN IT TOOK THREE DOCTORS TO HOLD ME DOWN
205 00:09:24,731 00:09:26,733 WHILE THEY SLINGSHOT IT BACK INTO PLACE. WHILE THEY SLINGSHOT IT BACK INTO PLACE.
206 00:09:26,774 00:09:28,568 (ALL SIGH) (ALL SIGH)
207 00:09:28,609 00:09:30,195 ALL: GOOD TIMES. ALL: GOOD TIMES.
208 00:09:32,822 00:09:34,157 (FEEDBACK FROM MICROPHONE) (FEEDBACK FROM MICROPHONE)
209 00:09:34,199 00:09:37,618 CHRIS: CAMPERS, TIME TO JUDGE YOUR BIKES. CHRIS: CAMPERS, TIME TO JUDGE YOUR BIKES.
210 00:09:37,660 00:09:39,579 PUT YOUR PEDAL TO THE METAL PUT YOUR PEDAL TO THE METAL
211 00:09:39,620 00:09:41,915 AND MEET ME AT THE CRAFT CENTER. AND MEET ME AT THE CRAFT CENTER.
212 00:09:41,956 00:09:44,625 WELL, CAMPERS, WE GAVE YOU THE PARTS. WELL, CAMPERS, WE GAVE YOU THE PARTS.
213 00:09:44,667 00:09:46,753 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH.
214 00:09:46,794 00:09:48,922 EXCELLENT AERODYNAMICS, HEATHER. EXCELLENT AERODYNAMICS, HEATHER.
215 00:09:48,963 00:09:51,341 IT ONLY WEIGHS 2 OUNCES. IT ONLY WEIGHS 2 OUNCES.
216 00:09:51,383 00:09:52,759 GWEN: LIKE HER BRAIN. GWEN: LIKE HER BRAIN.
217 00:09:54,761 00:09:57,222 SPOOKY YET PRACTICAL. SPOOKY YET PRACTICAL.
218 00:09:57,264 00:09:58,348 WELL DONE. WELL DONE.
219 00:10:00,225 00:10:03,395 WICKED "MAD MAX" MOBILE, DUDE! WICKED "MAD MAX" MOBILE, DUDE!
220 00:10:05,021 00:10:07,107 GO AHEAD. RING HER BELL. GO AHEAD. RING HER BELL.
221 00:10:09,067 00:10:11,069 THE REAL BIKE HAS SOUND EFFECTS LIKE THIS. THE REAL BIKE HAS SOUND EFFECTS LIKE THIS.
222 00:10:11,111 00:10:12,279 (NEIGHING) (NEIGHING)
223 00:10:15,407 00:10:17,576 DUDE? SERIOUSLY? DUDE? SERIOUSLY?
224 00:10:17,617 00:10:18,743 THIS IS LAME. THIS IS LAME.
225 00:10:20,828 00:10:23,831 NOW THIS IS A HOT ROD. NOW THIS IS A HOT ROD.
226 00:10:23,873 00:10:25,417 NI-ICE! NI-ICE!
227 00:10:25,459 00:10:28,711 I CALL HER...BRIDGETTE. I CALL HER...BRIDGETTE.
228 00:10:30,297 00:10:31,381 BRIDGETTE! BRIDGETTE!
229 00:10:32,757 00:10:34,342 BRIDGETTE, I'M SORRY. BRIDGETTE, I'M SORRY.
230 00:10:34,384 00:10:37,178 I SHOULD HAVE MADE THEM VOTE SOMEONE ELSE OFF, I SHOULD HAVE MADE THEM VOTE SOMEONE ELSE OFF,
231 00:10:37,220 00:10:39,347 EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE STINKING. EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE STINKING.
232 00:10:39,389 00:10:40,681 YOU WERE ALSO KIND OF A THREAT YOU WERE ALSO KIND OF A THREAT
233 00:10:40,723 00:10:43,101 BECAUSE YOU'RE NICE AND TOTALLY ATHLETIC BECAUSE YOU'RE NICE AND TOTALLY ATHLETIC
234 00:10:43,143 00:10:45,853 AND HOT AND STUFF. AND HOT AND STUFF.
235 00:10:45,895 00:10:47,730 FORGIVE ME, BRIDGETTE! FORGIVE ME, BRIDGETTE!
236 00:10:47,772 00:10:51,067 OWEN, NICE JOB. OWEN, NICE JOB.
237 00:10:51,109 00:10:53,111 HEY, WHERE'S IZZY AND LESHAWNA? HEY, WHERE'S IZZY AND LESHAWNA?
238 00:10:53,153 00:10:54,654 LESHAWNA: AAH! LESHAWNA: AAH!
239 00:10:54,695 00:10:56,656 IZZY: YAH! IZZY: YAH!
240 00:10:56,697 00:11:00,660 OH, WELL, THEIR LOSS, 'CAUSE THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOOD. OH, WELL, THEIR LOSS, 'CAUSE THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOOD.
241 00:11:00,701 00:11:03,746 WE'RE GONNA RACE THESE BABIES...HARD. WE'RE GONNA RACE THESE BABIES...HARD.
242 00:11:03,788 00:11:06,916 HA! AWESOME, BECAUSE MY BIKE IS BUILT FOR SPEED. HA! AWESOME, BECAUSE MY BIKE IS BUILT FOR SPEED.
243 00:11:06,958 00:11:07,959 RIGHT, LINDSAY? RIGHT, LINDSAY?
244 00:11:08,001 00:11:09,503 TOTALLY! TOTALLY!
245 00:11:09,544 00:11:13,131 YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY, YOU WON'T BE RIDING IT, HEATHER. YEAH, UNFORTUNATELY, YOU WON'T BE RIDING IT, HEATHER.
246 00:11:13,173 00:11:14,966 YOU'LL BE SWITCHING BIKES. YOU'LL BE SWITCHING BIKES.
247 00:11:15,008 00:11:17,760 YEAH, CRUEL TWIST, HUH? YEAH, CRUEL TWIST, HUH?
248 00:11:17,802 00:11:18,928 ALL RIGHTY, THEN. ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
249 00:11:18,970 00:11:20,138 SEE YOU AT THE BEACH. SEE YOU AT THE BEACH.
250 00:11:22,599 00:11:23,850 (OWL HOOTS) (OWL HOOTS)
251 00:11:26,227 00:11:29,022 OKAY, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. OKAY, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
252 00:11:29,063 00:11:30,898 EVERYONE PICKS A NAME OUT OF THE HELMET EVERYONE PICKS A NAME OUT OF THE HELMET
253 00:11:30,940 00:11:33,151 TO SEE WHOSE BIKE YOU'RE RIDING. TO SEE WHOSE BIKE YOU'RE RIDING.
254 00:11:33,193 00:11:35,862 IF YOUR BIKE MAKES IT ACROSS THE FINISH LINE, IF YOUR BIKE MAKES IT ACROSS THE FINISH LINE,
255 00:11:35,903 00:11:37,531 THEN YOU GET TO RIDE IT THEN YOU GET TO RIDE IT
256 00:11:37,572 00:11:40,033 IN THE FINAL ROUND FOR INVINCIBILITY. IN THE FINAL ROUND FOR INVINCIBILITY.
257 00:11:40,074 00:11:42,327 HEY, LOOKY! I GOT YOUR BIKE. HEY, LOOKY! I GOT YOUR BIKE.
258 00:11:42,369 00:11:43,786 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
259 00:11:43,828 00:11:45,664 IF YOU CROSS THE FINISH LINE ON MY BIKE, IF YOU CROSS THE FINISH LINE ON MY BIKE,
260 00:11:45,704 00:11:47,541 THEN I GET TO RIDE FOR INVINCIBILITY. THEN I GET TO RIDE FOR INVINCIBILITY.
261 00:11:47,582 00:11:49,125 SO IF IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE LOSING, SO IF IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE LOSING,
262 00:11:49,167 00:11:50,877 JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON. JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
263 00:11:50,918 00:11:52,671 NOW BEFORE WE START, NOW BEFORE WE START,
264 00:11:52,711 00:11:55,714 HAS ANYONE SEEN LESHAWNA OR IZZY? HAS ANYONE SEEN LESHAWNA OR IZZY?
265 00:11:55,756 00:11:57,217 LESHAWNA: AAH! LESHAWNA: AAH!
266 00:12:02,556 00:12:04,558 CHRIS: OKAY, RACERS. CHRIS: OKAY, RACERS.
267 00:12:04,599 00:12:08,228 ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET... ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET...
268 00:12:08,269 00:12:13,650 PARAMEDICS ON STANDBY... AND DRAG! PARAMEDICS ON STANDBY... AND DRAG!
269 00:12:15,068 00:12:17,529 HEY, WHERE'S THE PEDALS? HEY, WHERE'S THE PEDALS?
270 00:12:17,571 00:12:18,821 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
271 00:12:22,992 00:12:24,077 OW! OW!
272 00:12:27,247 00:12:31,418 OKAY, THIS IS MESSED UP, BUT YEE-HA, OKAY, THIS IS MESSED UP, BUT YEE-HA,
273 00:12:31,459 00:12:33,670 THIS IS ONE BOOMING RIDE! THIS IS ONE BOOMING RIDE!
274 00:12:33,712 00:12:35,463 I KNOW, RIGHT? GEOFF: WAILING RIDE, HUH? I KNOW, RIGHT? GEOFF: WAILING RIDE, HUH?
275 00:12:47,058 00:12:49,477 I USED TOP-OF-THE-LINE BOLTS. I USED TOP-OF-THE-LINE BOLTS.
276 00:12:49,519 00:12:52,355 OKAY, SO I FORGOT THE BOLTS. OKAY, SO I FORGOT THE BOLTS.
277 00:12:56,109 00:12:57,277 AAH! AAH!
278 00:13:01,448 00:13:02,532 AAH! AAH!
279 00:13:03,658 00:13:05,784 (GROANS) (GROANS)
280 00:13:05,826 00:13:09,163 GOT TO WEAR JOCK. GOT TO WEAR JOCK.
281 00:13:14,502 00:13:15,836 IZZY: AAH! IZZY: AAH!
282 00:13:26,347 00:13:27,474 OWEN: YAH! OWEN: YAH!
283 00:13:41,946 00:13:43,740 YES! YES!
284 00:13:43,782 00:13:48,369 WE HAVE THREE AWESOME WIPEOUTS BY HEATHER, GEOFF, AND D.J. WE HAVE THREE AWESOME WIPEOUTS BY HEATHER, GEOFF, AND D.J.
285 00:13:48,411 00:13:51,623 FOUR INVINCIBILITY-RACE WINNERS-- FOUR INVINCIBILITY-RACE WINNERS--
286 00:13:51,665 00:13:55,418 OWEN'S FUN MACHINE, HEATHER'S SPEED MACHINE, OWEN'S FUN MACHINE, HEATHER'S SPEED MACHINE,
287 00:13:55,460 00:13:59,673 LINDSAY'S SUNSET SALLY, AND DUNCAN'S LETHAL WEAPON. LINDSAY'S SUNSET SALLY, AND DUNCAN'S LETHAL WEAPON.
288 00:13:59,714 00:14:02,091 OWEN: YAH! OWEN: YAH!
289 00:14:02,133 00:14:05,136 HOW DO I STOP THIS THING? HOW DO I STOP THIS THING?
290 00:14:05,178 00:14:07,013 SLAM THE HOOD ORNAMENT! SLAM THE HOOD ORNAMENT!
291 00:14:07,054 00:14:08,181 OWEN: OKAY. OWEN: OKAY.
292 00:14:09,641 00:14:10,725 WHAA! WHAA!
293 00:14:10,767 00:14:12,185 AAH! AAH!
294 00:14:12,226 00:14:14,895 AWESOME FINISH, OWEN. AWESOME FINISH, OWEN.
295 00:14:14,937 00:14:18,483 IT'S TIME TO HEAD OVER TO THE TDI MOTORCROSS. IT'S TIME TO HEAD OVER TO THE TDI MOTORCROSS.
296 00:14:19,776 00:14:21,986 IS THIS THE PART WHERE YOU HELP SAVE MY BUTT IS THIS THE PART WHERE YOU HELP SAVE MY BUTT
297 00:14:22,028 00:14:23,279 FROM BEING VOTED OFF? FROM BEING VOTED OFF?
298 00:14:23,321 00:14:24,823 NOT YET. NOT YET.
299 00:14:24,864 00:14:26,700 WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE WE WIN THIS PART OF THE CHALLENGE, TOO. WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE WE WIN THIS PART OF THE CHALLENGE, TOO.
300 00:14:26,741 00:14:28,576 SO GET YOUR "A" GAME ON. SO GET YOUR "A" GAME ON.
301 00:14:28,618 00:14:32,330 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
302 00:14:37,168 00:14:39,879 WOW. SWEET WHEELS. WOW. SWEET WHEELS.
303 00:14:39,920 00:14:41,756 I KNOW, RIGHT? I KNOW, RIGHT?
304 00:14:41,798 00:14:44,008 AND P.S., I LOVE YOURS. AND P.S., I LOVE YOURS.
305 00:14:44,050 00:14:45,385 OH, ME, TOO. OH, ME, TOO.
306 00:14:45,426 00:14:47,721 IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO RIDE. IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO RIDE.
307 00:14:47,762 00:14:50,097 DUDE, I'VE GOT ONE WORD FOR YOU. DUDE, I'VE GOT ONE WORD FOR YOU.
308 00:14:50,139 00:14:51,474 FOCUS. FOCUS.
309 00:14:51,516 00:14:53,267 OR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT INTO NEXT WEEK. OR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT INTO NEXT WEEK.
310 00:14:53,309 00:14:54,644 FOCUS, RIGHT. FOCUS, RIGHT.
311 00:14:54,686 00:14:57,313 NEGATORY ON THE FUN. NEGATORY ON THE FUN.
312 00:14:57,355 00:14:58,481 DONE! DONE!
313 00:14:59,940 00:15:03,152 CAMPERS, WELCOME TO THE... CAMPERS, WELCOME TO THE...
314 00:15:03,194 00:15:04,863 (ECHOING) MOTO...MOTO...CROSS...CROSS... (ECHOING) MOTO...MOTO...CROSS...CROSS...
315 00:15:04,904 00:15:06,989 CHALLENGE...CHALLENGE! CHALLENGE...CHALLENGE!
316 00:15:07,031 00:15:09,992 USING YOUR OWN BIKES, YOU'LL RACE THE COURSE, USING YOUR OWN BIKES, YOU'LL RACE THE COURSE,
317 00:15:10,034 00:15:11,828 AVOIDING HIDDEN PITFALLS. AVOIDING HIDDEN PITFALLS.
318 00:15:11,870 00:15:14,873 CUE THE DEATHTRAPS. CUE THE DEATHTRAPS.
319 00:15:14,914 00:15:16,791 THERE'S DODGING THE LAND MINES, THERE'S DODGING THE LAND MINES,
320 00:15:19,460 00:15:22,338 MANEUVERING THROUGH THE OIL SLICK, MANEUVERING THROUGH THE OIL SLICK,
321 00:15:22,380 00:15:26,426 AND, FINALLY, JUMPING THE PIRANHAS. AND, FINALLY, JUMPING THE PIRANHAS.
322 00:15:30,263 00:15:34,559 OH, AND ONE MORE THING-- FIRST ONE TO CROSS WINS OH, AND ONE MORE THING-- FIRST ONE TO CROSS WINS
323 00:15:34,601 00:15:36,436 INVINCIBILITY. INVINCIBILITY.
324 00:15:36,477 00:15:39,063 LAST ONE TO CROSS GETS VOTED OFF THE ISLAND. LAST ONE TO CROSS GETS VOTED OFF THE ISLAND.
325 00:15:39,105 00:15:43,984 NO BONFIRE, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT A MARSHMALLOW. NO BONFIRE, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT A MARSHMALLOW.
326 00:15:44,026 00:15:46,654 OKAY, SO HERE'S OUR STRATEGY. OKAY, SO HERE'S OUR STRATEGY.
327 00:15:46,696 00:15:49,741 WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER SO THAT ONE OF US WINS THE RACE. WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER SO THAT ONE OF US WINS THE RACE.
328 00:15:49,783 00:15:52,952 SO YOU GO FIRST AND CLEAR A PATH THROUGH THE MINES. SO YOU GO FIRST AND CLEAR A PATH THROUGH THE MINES.
329 00:15:52,993 00:15:54,412 UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
330 00:15:54,454 00:15:56,623 THEN GO THROUGH THE OIL SLICK, THEN GO THROUGH THE OIL SLICK,
331 00:15:56,664 00:15:58,249 SO I CAN SEE HOW TO GET THROUGH IT. SO I CAN SEE HOW TO GET THROUGH IT.
332 00:15:58,291 00:16:00,042 OKAY. OKAY.
333 00:16:00,084 00:16:01,335 IF YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THOSE TWO PARTS, IF YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THOSE TWO PARTS,
334 00:16:01,377 00:16:02,754 THEN THE THIRD PART IS EASY. THEN THE THIRD PART IS EASY.
335 00:16:02,796 00:16:04,798 JUST KEEP THE PIRANHAS BUSY WHILE I SNEAK THROUGH. JUST KEEP THE PIRANHAS BUSY WHILE I SNEAK THROUGH.
336 00:16:06,966 00:16:09,427 WAIT. THEN YOU'LL WIN, NOT ME. WAIT. THEN YOU'LL WIN, NOT ME.
337 00:16:09,469 00:16:11,178 EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
338 00:16:11,220 00:16:13,890 I WAS THINKING IT WOULD BE REALLY FUN I WAS THINKING IT WOULD BE REALLY FUN
339 00:16:13,932 00:16:16,851 IF I WON A CHALLENGE FOR MYSELF FOR ONCE. IF I WON A CHALLENGE FOR MYSELF FOR ONCE.
340 00:16:16,893 00:16:19,228 YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA IN THEORY, YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA IN THEORY,
341 00:16:19,270 00:16:21,230 BUT THEN WHO WOULD COME UP WITH ALL THE NEW STRATEGIES BUT THEN WHO WOULD COME UP WITH ALL THE NEW STRATEGIES
342 00:16:21,272 00:16:22,857 TO GET US THROUGH TO THE NEXT WEEK? TO GET US THROUGH TO THE NEXT WEEK?
343 00:16:22,899 00:16:25,860 RR-RIGHT. RR-RIGHT.
344 00:16:25,902 00:16:27,862 -OKAY! -DON'T WORRY. -OKAY! -DON'T WORRY.
345 00:16:27,904 00:16:29,155 IF THE PIRANHAS DON'T EAT YOU, IF THE PIRANHAS DON'T EAT YOU,
346 00:16:29,196 00:16:30,615 THEN YOU'LL DEFINITELY BE SECOND, THEN YOU'LL DEFINITELY BE SECOND,
347 00:16:30,657 00:16:32,450 WHICH MEANS OWEN OR DUNCAN GETS VOTED OFF, WHICH MEANS OWEN OR DUNCAN GETS VOTED OFF,
348 00:16:32,492 00:16:35,244 AND WE MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER BONFIRE CEREMONY. AND WE MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER BONFIRE CEREMONY.
349 00:16:35,286 00:16:37,705 HEATHER IS REALLY SMART. HEATHER IS REALLY SMART.
350 00:16:37,747 00:16:40,291 I'M LUCKY TO HAVE HER AS A FRIEND. I'M LUCKY TO HAVE HER AS A FRIEND.
351 00:16:40,333 00:16:42,209 I HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING IF SHE'LL COME IN SECOND. I HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING IF SHE'LL COME IN SECOND.
352 00:16:42,251 00:16:43,503 THE ONLY THING THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THE ONLY THING THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT
353 00:16:43,544 00:16:44,963 IS THAT I COME IN FIRST. IS THAT I COME IN FIRST.
354 00:16:45,004 00:16:47,590 INVINCIBILITY IS EVERYTHING. INVINCIBILITY IS EVERYTHING.
355 00:16:47,632 00:16:49,843 I CAN ALMOST TASTE THE MARSHMALLOWS. I CAN ALMOST TASTE THE MARSHMALLOWS.
356 00:16:49,884 00:16:51,344 CAN'T YOU, LINDSAY? CAN'T YOU, LINDSAY?
357 00:16:51,385 00:16:53,930 MMM! YES! MMM! YES!
358 00:16:53,972 00:16:59,185 RACERS, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS... AND GO! RACERS, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS... AND GO!
359 00:17:02,981 00:17:04,398 OWEN: AAH! OWEN: AAH!
360 00:17:09,570 00:17:10,989 (BELL RINGS) (BELL RINGS)
361 00:17:16,577 00:17:17,829 WHOO! WHOO!
362 00:17:21,123 00:17:23,125 AAH! AAH!
363 00:17:23,167 00:17:24,168 WHOO! WHOO!
364 00:17:37,306 00:17:38,599 (ENGINE REVVING) (ENGINE REVVING)
365 00:17:51,070 00:17:53,364 AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER. AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER.
366 00:17:53,406 00:17:54,615 HEATHER! HEATHER!
367 00:17:55,742 00:17:56,784 (ALL GROAN) (ALL GROAN)
368 00:17:56,826 00:17:59,078 YAY! YOU WON. YAY! YOU WON.
369 00:17:59,119 00:18:01,288 WE DID IT. WE'RE SAFE. WE DID IT. WE'RE SAFE.
370 00:18:01,330 00:18:03,624 CHRIS: THAT'S NOT EXACTLY TRUE. CHRIS: THAT'S NOT EXACTLY TRUE.
371 00:18:03,666 00:18:06,419 HEATHER IS SAFE BECAUSE HER BIKE CROSSED THE LINE FIRST, HEATHER IS SAFE BECAUSE HER BIKE CROSSED THE LINE FIRST,
372 00:18:06,460 00:18:08,379 BUT SINCE DUNCAN AND OWEN WIPED OUT BUT SINCE DUNCAN AND OWEN WIPED OUT
373 00:18:08,421 00:18:10,339 AND DIDN'T COMPLETE THE RACE, AND DIDN'T COMPLETE THE RACE,
374 00:18:10,381 00:18:13,217 THEY TECHNICALLY DIDN'T CROSS THE LINE AT ALL, THEY TECHNICALLY DIDN'T CROSS THE LINE AT ALL,
375 00:18:13,259 00:18:16,429 WHICH MAKES YOU THE LAST ONE TO CROSS THE LINE, WHICH MAKES YOU THE LAST ONE TO CROSS THE LINE,
376 00:18:16,470 00:18:20,767 WHICH MEANS IT'S "DOCK OF SHAME" TIME, BABY. WHICH MEANS IT'S "DOCK OF SHAME" TIME, BABY.
377 00:18:20,808 00:18:23,686 OKAY, I'M SO CONFUSED. OKAY, I'M SO CONFUSED.
378 00:18:23,728 00:18:25,354 IT MEANS I CAN'T SAVE YOU IT MEANS I CAN'T SAVE YOU
379 00:18:25,396 00:18:27,314 UNLESS I GIVE YOU MY INVINCIBILITY. UNLESS I GIVE YOU MY INVINCIBILITY.
380 00:18:27,356 00:18:29,734 BUT I CAN'T DO THAT-- TOO RISKY. BUT I CAN'T DO THAT-- TOO RISKY.
381 00:18:29,776 00:18:30,985 YOU UNDERSTAND. YOU UNDERSTAND.
382 00:18:31,027 00:18:32,445 LINDSAY: BUT I WON. LINDSAY: BUT I WON.
383 00:18:32,486 00:18:35,531 I EVEN BUILT YOUR BIKE. I EVEN BUILT YOUR BIKE.
384 00:18:35,573 00:18:37,366 I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
385 00:18:37,408 00:18:39,243 YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE WITH YOUR DIGNITY INTACT. YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE WITH YOUR DIGNITY INTACT.
386 00:18:39,285 00:18:40,661 IT WILL MAKE YOU SEEM MUCH MORE CUTER IT WILL MAKE YOU SEEM MUCH MORE CUTER
387 00:18:40,703 00:18:42,455 IN THE INSTANT REPLAYS. IN THE INSTANT REPLAYS.
388 00:18:42,496 00:18:44,832 BUT WE WERE GOING TO THE FINAL THREE TOGETHER. BUT WE WERE GOING TO THE FINAL THREE TOGETHER.
389 00:18:44,874 00:18:46,000 GUESS WE'RE NOT. GUESS WE'RE NOT.
390 00:18:46,042 00:18:47,794 AREN'T YOU EVEN SAD? AREN'T YOU EVEN SAD?
391 00:18:47,835 00:18:49,503 WE'RE BFFs. WE'RE BFFs.
392 00:18:49,545 00:18:51,422 YEAH, FOR THE CONTEST. YEAH, FOR THE CONTEST.
393 00:18:51,464 00:18:53,091 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS
394 00:18:53,132 00:18:54,884 FOR LIFE OR ANYTHING. FOR LIFE OR ANYTHING.
395 00:18:54,926 00:18:58,596 (GASPS) I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT. (GASPS) I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT.
396 00:18:58,638 00:19:00,514 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.
397 00:19:00,556 00:19:03,059 BUT WE PINKIE-SWORE. BUT WE PINKIE-SWORE.
398 00:19:03,101 00:19:06,104 YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU ALL THIS TIME, YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN HELPING YOU ALL THIS TIME,
399 00:19:06,145 00:19:09,189 AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE ME? AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE ME?
400 00:19:09,231 00:19:10,399 TRUTH? TRUTH?
401 00:19:10,441 00:19:11,776 NOT REALLY, NO. NOT REALLY, NO.
402 00:19:11,818 00:19:14,403 WHAT? WE'RE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. WHAT? WE'RE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.
403 00:19:14,445 00:19:16,196 WE'RE HERE TO BECOME CELEBRITIES, REMEMBER? WE'RE HERE TO BECOME CELEBRITIES, REMEMBER?
404 00:19:16,238 00:19:19,033 OOH, THAT'S COLD, BRAH. OOH, THAT'S COLD, BRAH.
405 00:19:19,075 00:19:21,201 OH, LIKE YOU'RE SUCH A TEAM PLAYER. OH, LIKE YOU'RE SUCH A TEAM PLAYER.
406 00:19:21,243 00:19:22,829 ALL YOU DO IS GO AROUND SCARING THE CRAP ALL YOU DO IS GO AROUND SCARING THE CRAP
407 00:19:22,870 00:19:24,122 OUT OF EVERYONE. OUT OF EVERYONE.
408 00:19:24,163 00:19:26,124 AT LEAST I'M STRAIGHT WITH PEOPLE. AT LEAST I'M STRAIGHT WITH PEOPLE.
409 00:19:26,165 00:19:28,375 WHATEVER. I HAVE INVINCIBILITY. WHATEVER. I HAVE INVINCIBILITY.
410 00:19:28,417 00:19:30,503 NO ONE CAN TOUCH ME. NO ONE CAN TOUCH ME.
411 00:19:30,544 00:19:34,757 THIS WEEK. YOU REALLY ARE MEAN! THIS WEEK. YOU REALLY ARE MEAN!
412 00:19:34,799 00:19:37,927 AND ALL THAT BAD STUFF PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU IS TRUE, AND ALL THAT BAD STUFF PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU IS TRUE,
413 00:19:37,969 00:19:41,472 LIKE HOW YOU'RE A TWO-FACED, BACKSTABBING, LYING, LITTLE, LIKE HOW YOU'RE A TWO-FACED, BACKSTABBING, LYING, LITTLE,
414 00:19:41,514 00:19:43,141 (BLEEP) (BLEEP)
415 00:19:47,103 00:19:48,729 I ALWAYS TOLD THEM THEY WERE WRONG. I ALWAYS TOLD THEM THEY WERE WRONG.
416 00:19:48,771 00:19:52,274 I STOOD UP FOR YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE WERE BFFs, I STOOD UP FOR YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE WERE BFFs,
417 00:19:52,316 00:19:53,776 BUT THEY'RE RIGHT. BUT THEY'RE RIGHT.
418 00:19:53,818 00:19:57,237 YOU REALLY ARE A TWO-FACED, BACKSTABBING, LYING, LITTLE, YOU REALLY ARE A TWO-FACED, BACKSTABBING, LYING, LITTLE,
419 00:19:57,279 00:19:59,198 (BLEEP) (BLEEP)
420 00:20:02,743 00:20:04,286 AND GUESS WHAT? AND GUESS WHAT?
421 00:20:04,328 00:20:06,497 I DON'T WANT TO BE BFFs ANYMORE. I DON'T WANT TO BE BFFs ANYMORE.
422 00:20:06,539 00:20:09,000 I'D RATHER SPEND THE DAY STARING AT OWEN'S BUTT I'D RATHER SPEND THE DAY STARING AT OWEN'S BUTT
423 00:20:09,042 00:20:10,584 THAN SHOPPING WITH YOU. THAN SHOPPING WITH YOU.
424 00:20:10,626 00:20:14,047 AND P.S., YOUR SHOES ARE TACKY. AND P.S., YOUR SHOES ARE TACKY.
425 00:20:14,088 00:20:16,549 YEAH! YOU TELL HER! YEAH! YOU TELL HER!
426 00:20:20,469 00:20:22,180 GO JUMP IN THE PIRANHA POOL. GO JUMP IN THE PIRANHA POOL.
427 00:20:23,430 00:20:27,185 LESHAWNA: OH, GET ME OFF OF THIS THING. LESHAWNA: OH, GET ME OFF OF THIS THING.
428 00:20:27,226 00:20:28,561 AAH! AAH!
429 00:20:31,105 00:20:32,773 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.
430 00:20:32,815 00:20:34,358 OH, WAIT! YES, I DO! OH, WAIT! YES, I DO!
431 00:20:34,400 00:20:37,153 HEATHER IS A TOTAL (BLEEP). HEATHER IS A TOTAL (BLEEP).
432 00:20:39,572 00:20:41,824 THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT, GRETA. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT, GRETA.
433 00:20:41,866 00:20:43,868 I LOVE YOU, LEQUISHA. I LOVE YOU, LEQUISHA.
434 00:20:43,910 00:20:45,619 TAKE CARE, GIRLFRIEND. TAKE CARE, GIRLFRIEND.
435 00:20:45,661 00:20:47,914 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, WE WOULD HAVE KEPT YOU ON. IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, WE WOULD HAVE KEPT YOU ON.
436 00:20:47,955 00:20:50,290 REALLY? THANKS. REALLY? THANKS.
437 00:20:50,332 00:20:51,792 KICK HEATHER'S BUTT FOR ME. KICK HEATHER'S BUTT FOR ME.
438 00:20:51,834 00:20:53,127 MY PLEASURE. MY PLEASURE.
439 00:20:54,879 00:20:57,673 BYE, GUYS. SEE YOU AT THE FINALE! BYE, GUYS. SEE YOU AT THE FINALE!
440 00:20:59,217 00:21:02,469 AW, I THINK I'M GONNA MISS YOU THE MOST. AW, I THINK I'M GONNA MISS YOU THE MOST.
441 00:21:02,511 00:21:04,263 (WAILING) (WAILING)
442 00:21:05,973 00:21:10,019 ME, TOO! BYE! ME, TOO! BYE!
443 00:21:12,939 00:21:14,356 GOOD LUCK, HEATHER. GOOD LUCK, HEATHER.
444 00:21:14,398 00:21:17,693 I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOUR KARMA OWES YOU. I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOUR KARMA OWES YOU.