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1 00:00:02,294 00:00:05,631 LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
2 00:00:05,673 00:00:07,174 THE BASS AND GOPHER TEAMS THE BASS AND GOPHER TEAMS
3 00:00:07,215 00:00:10,427 WERE DISBANDED INTO A BATTLE OF THE SEXES CHALLENGE WERE DISBANDED INTO A BATTLE OF THE SEXES CHALLENGE
4 00:00:10,469 00:00:13,848 THAT PUT THEIR TASTE BUDS TO THE PUKE TEST. THAT PUT THEIR TASTE BUDS TO THE PUKE TEST.
5 00:00:13,889 00:00:17,434 WITH BOVINE TESTICLES, LIVE BUG INSECT PIZZA WITH BOVINE TESTICLES, LIVE BUG INSECT PIZZA
6 00:00:17,476 00:00:19,979 AND LIQUID ROACH JUICE ON THE MENU, AND LIQUID ROACH JUICE ON THE MENU,
7 00:00:20,020 00:00:22,606 NOT ONLY WAS THIS THE SINGLE BIGGEST RETCH FEST NOT ONLY WAS THIS THE SINGLE BIGGEST RETCH FEST
8 00:00:22,648 00:00:24,483 THIS HOUSE HAS EVER SEEN, THIS HOUSE HAS EVER SEEN,
9 00:00:24,525 00:00:28,654 BUT OWEN'S OBSCENE CONSUMPTION HABITS BUT OWEN'S OBSCENE CONSUMPTION HABITS
10 00:00:28,696 00:00:32,700 FINALLY PAID OFF AND SCORED A BIG WIN FOR HIS COMPADRES. FINALLY PAID OFF AND SCORED A BIG WIN FOR HIS COMPADRES.
11 00:00:32,741 00:00:35,369 WHILE THE GUYS SET SAIL ON A WEEKEND RETREAT WHILE THE GUYS SET SAIL ON A WEEKEND RETREAT
12 00:00:35,410 00:00:38,706 ABOARD THE S.S. LAP-O-LUXURY, ABOARD THE S.S. LAP-O-LUXURY,
13 00:00:38,747 00:00:41,667 THE GIRLS SET DOWN TERRITORIAL TAPE, THE GIRLS SET DOWN TERRITORIAL TAPE,
14 00:00:41,709 00:00:45,086 FORCING NEWCOMER BRIDGETTE TO CHOOSE SIDES. FORCING NEWCOMER BRIDGETTE TO CHOOSE SIDES.
15 00:00:45,128 00:00:47,130 NOW THAT HEATHER HAS DRAWN THE LINE, NOW THAT HEATHER HAS DRAWN THE LINE,
16 00:00:47,172 00:00:49,717 WILL LESHAWNA CROSS THE LINE? WILL LESHAWNA CROSS THE LINE?
17 00:00:49,758 00:00:53,804 CAN BRIDGETTE MEND THE LINE BEFORE GWEN SHREDS THE LINE? CAN BRIDGETTE MEND THE LINE BEFORE GWEN SHREDS THE LINE?
18 00:00:53,846 00:00:56,015 AND CAN LINDSAY RECOGNIZE ANY LINE AND CAN LINDSAY RECOGNIZE ANY LINE
19 00:00:56,056 00:00:57,933 THAT'S NOT A TAN LINE? THAT'S NOT A TAN LINE?
20 00:00:57,975 00:01:01,144 FOR THE ANSWERS TO ALL THESE CLIFFHANGERS AND MORE, FOR THE ANSWERS TO ALL THESE CLIFFHANGERS AND MORE,
21 00:01:01,186 00:01:03,814 STAY TUNED TO THE MOST EXCITING EPISODE YET STAY TUNED TO THE MOST EXCITING EPISODE YET
22 00:01:03,856 00:01:07,902 ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
23 00:01:14,867 00:01:17,160 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
24 00:01:17,202 00:01:20,163 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
25 00:01:20,205 00:01:22,290 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
26 00:01:22,332 00:01:25,460 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
27 00:01:25,502 00:01:31,216 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
28 00:01:31,258 00:01:33,719 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
29 00:01:33,761 00:01:36,471 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
30 00:01:36,513 00:01:38,933 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
31 00:01:38,974 00:01:41,602 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
32 00:01:41,643 00:01:47,399 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
33 00:01:47,441 00:01:52,654 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪ ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪
34 00:01:52,696 00:01:58,368 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
35 00:01:58,410 00:02:03,916 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
36 00:02:03,958 00:02:08,837 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)
37 00:02:26,105 00:02:28,023 (BUZZING) (BUZZING)
38 00:02:31,401 00:02:33,278 -AAH. -OOPS. -AAH. -OOPS.
39 00:02:33,320 00:02:35,322 LINDSAY, YOU ARE A TOTAL-- LINDSAY, YOU ARE A TOTAL--
40 00:02:35,363 00:02:37,282 (YACHT HORN BLOWS) (YACHT HORN BLOWS)
41 00:02:43,455 00:02:44,790 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
42 00:02:44,832 00:02:46,834 WHAT A WEEKEND. WHAT A WEEKEND.
43 00:02:46,875 00:02:49,003 OOH-WEE! OOH-WEE!
44 00:02:51,379 00:02:53,048 OH, SWEET MOTHER OF MIRTH. OH, SWEET MOTHER OF MIRTH.
45 00:02:53,090 00:02:55,509 YOU CAN'T BUY THAT KIND OF FUN. YOU CAN'T BUY THAT KIND OF FUN.
46 00:02:55,550 00:02:57,011 I THINK OWEN AND D.J. I THINK OWEN AND D.J.
47 00:02:57,052 00:03:00,055 TOOK A REAL SHINE TO THOSE LOVELY LADIES TOOK A REAL SHINE TO THOSE LOVELY LADIES
48 00:03:00,097 00:03:01,849 WHO SERVED US HAND AND FOOT. WHO SERVED US HAND AND FOOT.
49 00:03:01,890 00:03:04,476 HELLO, THE SPA TREATMENTS? HELLO, THE SPA TREATMENTS?
50 00:03:04,518 00:03:07,312 MY ALLIGATOR ELBOWS, TOTALLY GONE. MY ALLIGATOR ELBOWS, TOTALLY GONE.
51 00:03:07,354 00:03:10,024 OOH, LIKE VELVET. OOH, LIKE VELVET.
52 00:03:14,361 00:03:16,279 THOSE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY ALLIGATOR ELBOWS THOSE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY ALLIGATOR ELBOWS
53 00:03:16,321 00:03:18,907 GETTING THE HAND AND FOOT TREATMENT. GETTING THE HAND AND FOOT TREATMENT.
54 00:03:18,949 00:03:20,159 ANYONE CARE FOR ANYONE CARE FOR
55 00:03:20,199 00:03:22,161 A CHOCOLATE COATED CHERRY BLOSSOM? A CHOCOLATE COATED CHERRY BLOSSOM?
56 00:03:25,372 00:03:27,624 NO! NO!
57 00:03:28,792 00:03:30,878 IT'S OKAY, DUDE, IT'S OKAY, DUDE,
58 00:03:30,919 00:03:33,088 THE LADIES ARE JUST A LITTLE JEALOUS. THE LADIES ARE JUST A LITTLE JEALOUS.
59 00:03:33,130 00:03:34,715 YEAH. WHO CAN BLAME THEM? YEAH. WHO CAN BLAME THEM?
60 00:03:34,756 00:03:36,175 THEY CAN BARELY STAND EACH OTHER. THEY CAN BARELY STAND EACH OTHER.
61 00:03:36,216 00:03:39,511 AND MEANWHILE, US GUYS ARE TIGHTER THAN FAMILY. AND MEANWHILE, US GUYS ARE TIGHTER THAN FAMILY.
62 00:03:39,553 00:03:42,430 GUYS RULE. I LOVE YOU GUYS. GUYS RULE. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
63 00:03:42,472 00:03:44,183 CHRIS: (ON LOUDSPEAKER) LISTEN UP, CAMPERS, CHRIS: (ON LOUDSPEAKER) LISTEN UP, CAMPERS,
64 00:03:44,224 00:03:45,809 AS OF RIGHT NOW, AS OF RIGHT NOW,
65 00:03:45,851 00:03:48,812 ALL TEAMS ARE OFFICIALLY DISSOLVED. ALL TEAMS ARE OFFICIALLY DISSOLVED.
66 00:03:48,854 00:03:50,147 FROM HERE ON IN, FROM HERE ON IN,
67 00:03:50,189 00:03:55,235 IT'S EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES. IT'S EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES.
68 00:03:55,276 00:03:58,989 (CLEARS THROAT) WELL, UH, IT'S ABOUT TIME WE FLEW SOLO. (CLEARS THROAT) WELL, UH, IT'S ABOUT TIME WE FLEW SOLO.
69 00:03:59,031 00:04:01,575 OH-HO-HO. I AM FEELING THAT. OH-HO-HO. I AM FEELING THAT.
70 00:04:01,616 00:04:02,910 BRING IT ON, CHRIS. BRING IT ON, CHRIS.
71 00:04:02,951 00:04:05,746 THEN GET READY FOR THIS. THEN GET READY FOR THIS.
72 00:04:05,787 00:04:07,998 -(HORN BLOWS) -(GASPS) -(HORN BLOWS) -(GASPS)
73 00:04:08,040 00:04:09,041 YOU FRIGHTENED ME. YOU FRIGHTENED ME.
74 00:04:09,083 00:04:10,751 WHAT? WHAT?
75 00:04:10,792 00:04:12,920 BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
76 00:04:12,961 00:04:15,964 AW, MAN, WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? AW, MAN, WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
77 00:04:16,006 00:04:21,511 CHRIS: BACK BY POPULAR AUDIENCE DEMAND, IT'S EVA. CHRIS: BACK BY POPULAR AUDIENCE DEMAND, IT'S EVA.
78 00:04:24,806 00:04:26,516 THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BACK. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BACK.
79 00:04:26,558 00:04:30,104 AND JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, NOT ONLY AM I GONNA KICK BUTT, AND JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, NOT ONLY AM I GONNA KICK BUTT,
80 00:04:30,145 00:04:31,688 BUT I'M GIVING SPECIAL ATTENTION BUT I'M GIVING SPECIAL ATTENTION
81 00:04:31,730 00:04:34,816 TO MY BACKSTABBING BASS TEAM WHO VOTED ME OFF. TO MY BACKSTABBING BASS TEAM WHO VOTED ME OFF.
82 00:04:34,858 00:04:36,110 WAIT A SEC. WAIT A SEC.
83 00:04:36,151 00:04:37,778 YOU SAID NO ONE IS ALLOWED BACK. YOU SAID NO ONE IS ALLOWED BACK.
84 00:04:37,819 00:04:39,029 CHRIS: I DID? CHRIS: I DID?
85 00:04:39,071 00:04:40,989 AND ONCE YOU LEAVE-- AND ONCE YOU LEAVE--
86 00:04:41,031 00:04:43,200 AND ONCE YOU LEAVE ON THE DOCK OF SHAME, AND ONCE YOU LEAVE ON THE DOCK OF SHAME,
87 00:04:43,242 00:04:45,744 ON THE BOAT OF LOSERS, YOU CAN NEVER, ON THE BOAT OF LOSERS, YOU CAN NEVER,
88 00:04:45,786 00:04:48,455 NEVER EVER, EVER COME BACK. NEVER EVER, EVER COME BACK.
89 00:04:50,373 00:04:52,709 OH, YEAH, THAT. OH, YEAH, THAT.
90 00:04:52,751 00:04:54,920 YEAH, I LIED. YEAH, I LIED.
91 00:04:54,962 00:04:57,338 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S NOT FAIR. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S NOT FAIR.
92 00:04:57,380 00:05:00,217 WHOA, GIRL, YOU'RE REASONING WITH A LOUDSPEAKER. WHOA, GIRL, YOU'RE REASONING WITH A LOUDSPEAKER.
93 00:05:00,259 00:05:01,802 THAT JUST DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. THAT JUST DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.
94 00:05:02,052 00:05:05,472 (HEAVY BREATHING) (HEAVY BREATHING)
95 00:05:05,513 00:05:10,102 SO, EVA, WHAT YOU BEEN DOING SINCE YOU LEFT THE ISLAND? SO, EVA, WHAT YOU BEEN DOING SINCE YOU LEFT THE ISLAND?
96 00:05:10,144 00:05:12,229 TAKING ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES. TAKING ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES.
97 00:05:12,271 00:05:15,274 I SEEM TO REMEMBER YOU THINKING I NEEDED THEM. I SEEM TO REMEMBER YOU THINKING I NEEDED THEM.
98 00:05:15,315 00:05:17,525 SHE WAS AN AUDIENCE FAVORITE? SHE WAS AN AUDIENCE FAVORITE?
99 00:05:17,567 00:05:19,069 CHRIS: NOT REALLY, CHRIS: NOT REALLY,
100 00:05:19,111 00:05:20,946 BUT WE LIKED HER. BUT WE LIKED HER.
101 00:05:20,988 00:05:24,825 ALSO RETURNING TO CAMP, IT'S IZZY. ALSO RETURNING TO CAMP, IT'S IZZY.
102 00:05:24,866 00:05:26,910 ALL: OH, NO! ALL: OH, NO!
103 00:05:26,952 00:05:29,621 YA-HA! YA-HA!
104 00:05:30,956 00:05:32,958 HEY, GUYS, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK AT CAMP HEY, GUYS, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK AT CAMP
105 00:05:33,000 00:05:34,709 EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ACTUALLY LEFT THE ISLAND. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ACTUALLY LEFT THE ISLAND.
106 00:05:34,751 00:05:36,628 I'VE BEEN LIVING IN THE WOODS ALL THIS TIME. I'VE BEEN LIVING IN THE WOODS ALL THIS TIME.
107 00:05:36,670 00:05:38,839 BUT I THOUGHT THE R.C.M.P. HUNTED YOU DOWN. BUT I THOUGHT THE R.C.M.P. HUNTED YOU DOWN.
108 00:05:38,880 00:05:40,215 THEY TRIED. THEY TRIED.
109 00:05:40,257 00:05:42,259 BUT BEING A WILDERNESS SURVIVOR, BUT BEING A WILDERNESS SURVIVOR,
110 00:05:42,301 00:05:44,552 I WAS SWIFT-FOOTED AND AVOIDED CAPTURE. I WAS SWIFT-FOOTED AND AVOIDED CAPTURE.
111 00:05:47,889 00:05:49,933 ONCE I WAS SAFE AMONG MY ANIMAL BRETHREN, ONCE I WAS SAFE AMONG MY ANIMAL BRETHREN,
112 00:05:49,975 00:05:52,435 IT WAS JUST ME AGAINST THE HARSH ELEMENTS. IT WAS JUST ME AGAINST THE HARSH ELEMENTS.
113 00:05:52,477 00:05:54,353 YOU CALL THIS HARSH? YOU CALL THIS HARSH?
114 00:05:54,395 00:05:56,523 IT'S BEEN WARM AND SUNNY ALL WEEK. IT'S BEEN WARM AND SUNNY ALL WEEK.
115 00:05:56,564 00:05:58,025 NOT WHERE I WAS. NOT WHERE I WAS.
116 00:05:58,066 00:06:01,069 BUT LUCKILY I WAS ABLE TO TAKE REFUGE IN THE BEAVER DAM. BUT LUCKILY I WAS ABLE TO TAKE REFUGE IN THE BEAVER DAM.
117 00:06:01,111 00:06:03,280 YEAH, I BEFRIENDED THE FAMILY OF BEAVERS YEAH, I BEFRIENDED THE FAMILY OF BEAVERS
118 00:06:03,322 00:06:07,366 WHO LIVED THERE AND TOGETHER WE FORAGED FOR NUTS AND BERRIES. WHO LIVED THERE AND TOGETHER WE FORAGED FOR NUTS AND BERRIES.
119 00:06:07,408 00:06:09,452 BOY, I COULD USE A BAG OF NACHOS RIGHT NOW. BOY, I COULD USE A BAG OF NACHOS RIGHT NOW.
120 00:06:11,330 00:06:12,413 (HOWLS) (HOWLS)
121 00:06:12,455 00:06:14,333 SO WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU GUYS? SO WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU GUYS?
122 00:06:14,373 00:06:16,668 CHRIS: ALL RIGHTY, CAMPERS, REPORT TO THE AMPHITHEATER CHRIS: ALL RIGHTY, CAMPERS, REPORT TO THE AMPHITHEATER
123 00:06:16,710 00:06:19,963 WHERE YOU'LL LEARN ALL ABOUT THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE. WHERE YOU'LL LEARN ALL ABOUT THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE.
124 00:06:20,005 00:06:21,506 MCLEAN OUT. MCLEAN OUT.
125 00:06:21,548 00:06:25,135 WOO-HOO! ANOTHER CHALLENGE. WOO-HOO! ANOTHER CHALLENGE.
126 00:06:25,177 00:06:28,387 PARTY! PARTY!
127 00:06:28,429 00:06:30,015 GIMME 10. GIMME 10.
128 00:06:30,057 00:06:32,059 UH, DUDE, YOU HEARD THE LOUDSPEAKER. UH, DUDE, YOU HEARD THE LOUDSPEAKER.
129 00:06:32,100 00:06:33,977 IT'S EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES. IT'S EVERY CAMPER FOR THEMSELVES.
130 00:06:35,187 00:06:38,273 (HORN BLOWS) (HORN BLOWS)
131 00:06:39,316 00:06:41,193 AH. AH.
132 00:06:50,911 00:06:52,329 WHAT'S WITH THE TAPE? WHAT'S WITH THE TAPE?
133 00:06:52,371 00:06:54,331 SOMEBODY BETTER ANSWER ME. SOMEBODY BETTER ANSWER ME.
134 00:06:54,373 00:06:57,500 ME AND HEATHER HERE GOT A LITTLE TERRITORIAL. ME AND HEATHER HERE GOT A LITTLE TERRITORIAL.
135 00:06:57,542 00:06:59,378 BUT WE'RE ALL COOL NOW. BUT WE'RE ALL COOL NOW.
136 00:06:59,418 00:07:00,503 RIGHT, HEATHER? RIGHT, HEATHER?
137 00:07:00,545 00:07:01,838 (PULLS TAPE OFF) (PULLS TAPE OFF)
138 00:07:01,880 00:07:04,591 ABSOLUTELY. WANT MY BUNK, EVA? ABSOLUTELY. WANT MY BUNK, EVA?
139 00:07:04,632 00:07:06,260 I WANT THIS ONE. I WANT THIS ONE.
140 00:07:06,301 00:07:08,303 UNLESS MISS BACKSTABBING TRAITOR UNLESS MISS BACKSTABBING TRAITOR
141 00:07:08,345 00:07:10,722 WHO VOTED ME OFF HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT? WHO VOTED ME OFF HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
142 00:07:10,764 00:07:12,891 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
143 00:07:12,933 00:07:14,768 YOU CAN GET ALL UP IN HER FACE, YOU CAN GET ALL UP IN HER FACE,
144 00:07:14,809 00:07:17,437 BUT DON'T FORGET, WE ARE ALL HERE TO WIN. BUT DON'T FORGET, WE ARE ALL HERE TO WIN.
145 00:07:17,478 00:07:19,480 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SISTER THUNDER-THIGHS. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SISTER THUNDER-THIGHS.
146 00:07:19,522 00:07:20,732 OH, OH, OH. OH, OH, OH.
147 00:07:20,774 00:07:23,026 TELL ME THE MACHO MAMA WITH BUTT CHEEKS TELL ME THE MACHO MAMA WITH BUTT CHEEKS
148 00:07:23,068 00:07:25,237 TIGHTER THAN MY WEAVE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. TIGHTER THAN MY WEAVE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
149 00:07:25,279 00:07:27,030 WHOA, TIME OUT. WHOA, TIME OUT.
150 00:07:27,072 00:07:31,326 CAN WE JUST TALK THIS OUT OVER LOW-CAL SNACKS? CAN WE JUST TALK THIS OUT OVER LOW-CAL SNACKS?
151 00:07:31,368 00:07:33,912 WHATEVER. I'M STILL GONNA WIN. WHATEVER. I'M STILL GONNA WIN.
152 00:07:35,289 00:07:37,124 HEY, THANKS FOR STEPPING IN. HEY, THANKS FOR STEPPING IN.
153 00:07:37,165 00:07:38,499 OH, MY PLEASURE. OH, MY PLEASURE.
154 00:07:38,541 00:07:41,086 NOBODY DISSES SHAWNY'S THIGHS. NOBODY DISSES SHAWNY'S THIGHS.
155 00:07:41,128 00:07:44,256 THAT GIRL IS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE. THAT GIRL IS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE.
156 00:07:45,632 00:07:47,717 CHRIS: WELCOME TO YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE, CHRIS: WELCOME TO YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE,
157 00:07:47,759 00:07:49,844 THE TIME HONORED GAME OF TORTURE. THE TIME HONORED GAME OF TORTURE.
158 00:07:49,886 00:07:52,680 "SAY UNCLE." "SAY UNCLE."
159 00:07:52,722 00:07:55,267 YOU ARE ALL ABOUT TO BE PUT THROUGH TEST OF ENDURANCE YOU ARE ALL ABOUT TO BE PUT THROUGH TEST OF ENDURANCE
160 00:07:55,309 00:07:58,603 SO INSANE THAT SOME OF 'EM SENT OUR INTERNS SO INSANE THAT SOME OF 'EM SENT OUR INTERNS
161 00:07:58,645 00:08:00,105 TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
162 00:08:00,147 00:08:01,856 IF YOU BACK DOWN FROM THE CHALLENGE IF YOU BACK DOWN FROM THE CHALLENGE
163 00:08:01,898 00:08:04,609 OR DO NOT LAST THE REQUIRED 10 SECONDS, OR DO NOT LAST THE REQUIRED 10 SECONDS,
164 00:08:04,651 00:08:06,361 YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED. YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED.
165 00:08:06,403 00:08:09,406 THE WINNER WILL NOT ONLY BE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION, THE WINNER WILL NOT ONLY BE SAFE FROM ELIMINATION,
166 00:08:09,448 00:08:12,242 BUT WILL WIN THIS LUXURIOUS TRAILER, BUT WILL WIN THIS LUXURIOUS TRAILER,
167 00:08:12,284 00:08:14,744 YOURS TO TAKE HOME AT THE END OF THE SUMMER. YOURS TO TAKE HOME AT THE END OF THE SUMMER.
168 00:08:14,786 00:08:16,371 WHAT KINDS OF TORTURE? WHAT KINDS OF TORTURE?
169 00:08:16,413 00:08:18,999 WHY DON'T YOU ASK MY LOVELY ASSISTANT? WHY DON'T YOU ASK MY LOVELY ASSISTANT?
170 00:08:21,418 00:08:25,172 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS.
171 00:08:25,213 00:08:27,007 DUNCAN, YOU'RE FIRST UP. DUNCAN, YOU'RE FIRST UP.
172 00:08:27,048 00:08:29,550 LET'S SPIN THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE LET'S SPIN THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
173 00:08:29,592 00:08:31,386 TO SELECT YOUR TORTURE. TO SELECT YOUR TORTURE.
174 00:08:35,140 00:08:37,351 TURTLE PUCK SHOTS. TURTLE PUCK SHOTS.
175 00:08:37,392 00:08:40,603 OUR INTERN SPENT WEEKS COLLECTING THE GRUMPIEST, OUR INTERN SPENT WEEKS COLLECTING THE GRUMPIEST,
176 00:08:40,645 00:08:42,647 ANGRIEST, CRUSTIEST, HUNGRIEST ANGRIEST, CRUSTIEST, HUNGRIEST
177 00:08:42,689 00:08:44,983 OLD SNAPPING TURTLES ON THE ISLAND. OLD SNAPPING TURTLES ON THE ISLAND.
178 00:08:45,025 00:08:46,901 WHILE YOU STAND IN THE GOALIE NET WHILE YOU STAND IN THE GOALIE NET
179 00:08:46,943 00:08:48,362 COMPLETELY UNPROTECTED, COMPLETELY UNPROTECTED,
180 00:08:48,403 00:08:50,738 CHEF WILL FIRE OFF TURTLE SNAP SHOTS. CHEF WILL FIRE OFF TURTLE SNAP SHOTS.
181 00:08:53,616 00:08:56,995 IF I WERE YOU, DUDE, I'D PROTECT MY COCONUTS. IF I WERE YOU, DUDE, I'D PROTECT MY COCONUTS.
182 00:08:58,705 00:08:59,873 THIS COULD GET UGLY. THIS COULD GET UGLY.
183 00:09:01,082 00:09:04,002 IF YOU CAN STAY IN FOR 10 SECONDS, IF YOU CAN STAY IN FOR 10 SECONDS,
184 00:09:04,044 00:09:06,087 YOU'LL GO ON TO THE SECOND ROUND. YOU'LL GO ON TO THE SECOND ROUND.
185 00:09:06,129 00:09:07,547 (BUZZER) (BUZZER)
186 00:09:07,588 00:09:08,965 HUH? HUH?
187 00:09:10,091 00:09:11,259 OW! OW!
188 00:09:18,225 00:09:20,643 AND DUNCAN MOVES ON TO THE NEXT ROUND. AND DUNCAN MOVES ON TO THE NEXT ROUND.
189 00:09:20,685 00:09:22,812 ISN'T THIS FUN? ISN'T THIS FUN?
190 00:09:22,854 00:09:25,273 YEAH. IT'S A RIOT. YEAH. IT'S A RIOT.
191 00:09:25,315 00:09:27,025 WHOA. THAT WAS HARSH. WHOA. THAT WAS HARSH.
192 00:09:27,067 00:09:28,193 DON'T TALK TO ME. DON'T TALK TO ME.
193 00:09:28,235 00:09:29,903 ARE YOU STILL MAD ABOUT THE WHOLE ARE YOU STILL MAD ABOUT THE WHOLE
194 00:09:29,944 00:09:31,571 "BURYING YOU ALIVE" THING? "BURYING YOU ALIVE" THING?
195 00:09:31,612 00:09:33,573 UH, YEAH. UH, YEAH.
196 00:09:33,614 00:09:36,034 I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR THAT ONE. I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR THAT ONE.
197 00:09:36,076 00:09:37,827 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TOTALLY THE LAST PERSON YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TOTALLY THE LAST PERSON
198 00:09:37,869 00:09:39,079 HERE I'D LEAVE BURIED IN THE SAND HERE I'D LEAVE BURIED IN THE SAND
199 00:09:39,120 00:09:40,539 IF I HAD A CHOICE. IF I HAD A CHOICE.
200 00:09:40,580 00:09:43,417 REALLY? THAT'S SO SWEET. REALLY? THAT'S SO SWEET.
201 00:09:47,546 00:09:49,923 NEXT UP, LINDSAY. NEXT UP, LINDSAY.
202 00:09:49,964 00:09:51,174 YOUR TORTURE IS... YOUR TORTURE IS...
203 00:09:54,052 00:09:56,804 MARSHMALLOW WAXING. MARSHMALLOW WAXING.
204 00:09:56,846 00:09:59,516 WE'RE GONNA WAX EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY. WE'RE GONNA WAX EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY.
205 00:09:59,558 00:10:02,519 IF YOU CAN TAKE THE PAIN FOR A FULL 10 SECONDS, IF YOU CAN TAKE THE PAIN FOR A FULL 10 SECONDS,
206 00:10:02,561 00:10:04,229 YOU CAN GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL. YOU CAN GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
207 00:10:04,271 00:10:06,606 LINDSAY: OH, I SO NEED THIS. LINDSAY: OH, I SO NEED THIS.
208 00:10:06,647 00:10:09,526 I'VE BEEN DOING WITH NASTY RAZOR STUBBLE FOR WEEKS. I'VE BEEN DOING WITH NASTY RAZOR STUBBLE FOR WEEKS.
209 00:10:09,568 00:10:11,570 TURNING TO OFFSET MY TAN, KAY? TURNING TO OFFSET MY TAN, KAY?
210 00:10:13,905 00:10:16,491 (MUFFLED SCREAMS) (MUFFLED SCREAMS)
211 00:10:20,912 00:10:21,871 AAH! AAH!
212 00:10:21,913 00:10:22,956 OW! OW!
213 00:10:22,997 00:10:25,083 OUCH. THAT HAD TO HURT. OUCH. THAT HAD TO HURT.
214 00:10:25,125 00:10:27,335 I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE MADE IT THROUGH THAT ONE. I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE MADE IT THROUGH THAT ONE.
215 00:10:27,377 00:10:29,212 THAT'S BECAUSE GUYS ARE TOTAL WIMPS THAT'S BECAUSE GUYS ARE TOTAL WIMPS
216 00:10:29,254 00:10:31,839 WHEN IT COMES TO TWO THINGS, BEAUTY AND PAIN. WHEN IT COMES TO TWO THINGS, BEAUTY AND PAIN.
217 00:10:31,881 00:10:34,175 YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
218 00:10:34,217 00:10:35,676 -(BELL RINGS) -OH, MY GOSH. -(BELL RINGS) -OH, MY GOSH.
219 00:10:35,718 00:10:38,638 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SMOOTH THAT IS. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SMOOTH THAT IS.
220 00:10:38,679 00:10:40,265 THANKS, CHIP. THANKS, CHIP.
221 00:10:40,307 00:10:42,725 IT'S CHRIS. IT'S CHRIS.
222 00:10:42,767 00:10:44,144 WELL DONE, LINDSAY, WELL DONE, LINDSAY,
223 00:10:44,185 00:10:46,563 SINCE YOU DIDN'T EVEN COMPLAIN ONCE, SINCE YOU DIDN'T EVEN COMPLAIN ONCE,
224 00:10:46,605 00:10:48,440 YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHO GOES NEXT. YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHO GOES NEXT.
225 00:10:48,482 00:10:50,400 NO, THANKS. NO, THANKS.
226 00:10:50,442 00:10:52,402 (EVA WHISPERS) (EVA WHISPERS)
227 00:10:52,444 00:10:54,988 UH, WAIT, I CHANGED MY MIND. UH, WAIT, I CHANGED MY MIND.
228 00:10:55,029 00:10:57,698 -I CHOOSE-- -(EVA WHISPERS) -I CHOOSE-- -(EVA WHISPERS)
229 00:10:57,740 00:11:00,619 BRIDGETTE WITH LAKE LEECHES, BRIDGETTE WITH LAKE LEECHES,
230 00:11:00,660 00:11:05,039 BECAUSE SHE'S A BACKSTABBING, LOW-LIFE TRAITOR. BECAUSE SHE'S A BACKSTABBING, LOW-LIFE TRAITOR.
231 00:11:06,583 00:11:07,792 GRRR. GRRR.
232 00:11:13,006 00:11:16,968 IT'S PAYBACK TIME, TRAITOR! IT'S PAYBACK TIME, TRAITOR!
233 00:11:23,350 00:11:25,644 IT'S PAYBACK TIME. IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
234 00:11:25,684 00:11:28,188 ALL RIGHT, BRIDGETTE, TIME'S A WASTING. ALL RIGHT, BRIDGETTE, TIME'S A WASTING.
235 00:11:28,229 00:11:31,483 GET YOUR BUTT IN THE BARREL OF LEECHES. GET YOUR BUTT IN THE BARREL OF LEECHES.
236 00:11:31,525 00:11:34,444 EVEN THOUGH WE ALL WANTED EVA OFF THE ISLAND, EVEN THOUGH WE ALL WANTED EVA OFF THE ISLAND,
237 00:11:34,486 00:11:35,862 FOR SOME REASON, FOR SOME REASON,
238 00:11:35,903 00:11:38,031 THAT GIRL WAS GUNNING FOR BRIDGETTE. THAT GIRL WAS GUNNING FOR BRIDGETTE.
239 00:11:38,072 00:11:41,159 I FELT BAD AND ALL, BUT, HEY, BETTER HER THAN ME. I FELT BAD AND ALL, BUT, HEY, BETTER HER THAN ME.
240 00:11:44,287 00:11:46,456 GEOFF: NO, WAIT. GEOFF: NO, WAIT.
241 00:11:46,498 00:11:47,790 I'LL TAKE HER PLACE. I'LL TAKE HER PLACE.
242 00:11:47,832 00:11:52,337 OH, THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. OH, THAT IS SO ROMANTIC.
243 00:11:52,379 00:11:54,214 OH, AND IF YOUR VICTIM OH, AND IF YOUR VICTIM
244 00:11:54,255 00:11:56,966 CAN LAST 10 SECONDS WITHOUT SAYING UNCLE, CAN LAST 10 SECONDS WITHOUT SAYING UNCLE,
245 00:11:57,008 00:11:59,427 YOU GET ELIMINATED INSTEAD, YOU GET ELIMINATED INSTEAD,
246 00:11:59,469 00:12:03,306 WHICH MEANS YOU LOSE YOUR CHANCE TO WIN THIS. WHICH MEANS YOU LOSE YOUR CHANCE TO WIN THIS.
247 00:12:15,818 00:12:21,366 (SPLASHING) (SPLASHING)
248 00:12:21,408 00:12:23,451 AAH! AAH!
249 00:12:23,493 00:12:24,494 (BUZZER) (BUZZER)
250 00:12:26,829 00:12:30,041 OOH, CLOSE SHAVE, GEOFF. OOH, CLOSE SHAVE, GEOFF.
251 00:12:30,083 00:12:32,919 NINE AND NINE ONE-HUNDRED THOUSANDTHS OF A MILLION... NINE AND NINE ONE-HUNDRED THOUSANDTHS OF A MILLION...
252 00:12:32,960 00:12:34,546 WHATEVER. WHATEVER.
253 00:12:34,588 00:12:37,298 IT'S NOT TEN, YOU'RE OUT. IT'S NOT TEN, YOU'RE OUT.
254 00:12:37,340 00:12:39,384 YOU CAN RETURN TO YOUR NEW SEAT. YOU CAN RETURN TO YOUR NEW SEAT.
255 00:12:44,723 00:12:46,600 OWEN, YOU'RE NEXT. OWEN, YOU'RE NEXT.
256 00:12:48,518 00:12:51,354 WOODEN SHORTS? BIG DEAL. WOODEN SHORTS? BIG DEAL.
257 00:12:56,359 00:12:57,444 AAH. AAH.
258 00:12:59,571 00:13:00,947 OW! OW!
259 00:13:04,534 00:13:05,577 AAH. AAH.
260 00:13:08,663 00:13:11,999 (BUZZING) (BUZZING)
261 00:13:16,795 00:13:18,632 OUR NEXT CHALLENGE WILL BE OUR NEXT CHALLENGE WILL BE
262 00:13:18,673 00:13:21,468 SPENDING 10 SECONDS IN A WOODEN CRATE SPENDING 10 SECONDS IN A WOODEN CRATE
263 00:13:21,509 00:13:23,928 WITH SASQUATCHANAKWA. WITH SASQUATCHANAKWA.
264 00:13:23,970 00:13:25,597 TOUGH ONE. TOUGH ONE.
265 00:13:25,639 00:13:27,766 BRIDGETTE, YOU HAVEN'T COMPLAINED IN A WHILE, BRIDGETTE, YOU HAVEN'T COMPLAINED IN A WHILE,
266 00:13:27,806 00:13:29,934 SO YOU CAN CHOOSE THE NEXT VICTIM. SO YOU CAN CHOOSE THE NEXT VICTIM.
267 00:13:29,976 00:13:31,352 -(BELL RINGS) -ALL: EVA. -(BELL RINGS) -ALL: EVA.
268 00:13:31,394 00:13:36,107 ALL: EVA, EVA, EVA. ALL: EVA, EVA, EVA.
269 00:13:36,149 00:13:37,567 EVA'S HARDCORE. EVA'S HARDCORE.
270 00:13:37,609 00:13:40,695 I WAS THINKING THAT SHE COULD ACTUALLY PULL THIS OFF. I WAS THINKING THAT SHE COULD ACTUALLY PULL THIS OFF.
271 00:13:40,737 00:13:43,030 IF SHE PICKS EVA AND SHE MADE IT OUT ALIVE, IF SHE PICKS EVA AND SHE MADE IT OUT ALIVE,
272 00:13:43,072 00:13:46,033 EVA WAS GONNA BE SO TICKED OFF. EVA WAS GONNA BE SO TICKED OFF.
273 00:13:46,075 00:13:51,122 ALL: EVA. EVA. EVA. EVA. ALL: EVA. EVA. EVA. EVA.
274 00:13:52,039 00:13:54,668 HERE'S A TOE-TAG, SURFER GIRL, HERE'S A TOE-TAG, SURFER GIRL,
275 00:13:54,709 00:13:56,336 YOU'LL BE NEEDING IT FOR LATER. YOU'LL BE NEEDING IT FOR LATER.
276 00:13:57,337 00:14:00,298 (ANIMAL GROWLING) (ANIMAL GROWLING)
277 00:14:18,983 00:14:20,360 CHRIS: EVA STUCK IT OUT, CHRIS: EVA STUCK IT OUT,
278 00:14:20,401 00:14:22,612 SO BRIDGETTE IS OUT OF THE GAME. SO BRIDGETTE IS OUT OF THE GAME.
279 00:14:22,654 00:14:24,280 RECKLESS CHOICE BY BRIDGETTE, RECKLESS CHOICE BY BRIDGETTE,
280 00:14:24,322 00:14:27,241 STILL LET'S GIVE HER PROPS FOR STICKING IT TO A TEAMMATE. STILL LET'S GIVE HER PROPS FOR STICKING IT TO A TEAMMATE.
281 00:14:29,828 00:14:31,204 NOW LET'S SEE WHO SHOWED NOW LET'S SEE WHO SHOWED
282 00:14:31,245 00:14:33,873 LESS COURAGE THAN EVA AND CRIED UNCLE. LESS COURAGE THAN EVA AND CRIED UNCLE.
283 00:14:37,168 00:14:39,295 (BELL RINGS) (BELL RINGS)
284 00:14:39,337 00:14:42,382 EW. LOVE THE SKUNK JUMP. EW. LOVE THE SKUNK JUMP.
285 00:14:42,423 00:14:45,926 (FART) (FART)
286 00:14:45,968 00:14:47,053 (BUZZER) (BUZZER)
287 00:14:51,391 00:14:53,560 AND THE NEW AGE MUSIC TORTURE... AND THE NEW AGE MUSIC TORTURE...
288 00:14:55,186 00:14:56,437 (BUZZER) (BUZZER)
289 00:15:00,024 00:15:03,444 AND A LITTLE VISIT TO THE WAWANAKWA HAIR SALON. AND A LITTLE VISIT TO THE WAWANAKWA HAIR SALON.
290 00:15:03,486 00:15:05,363 (BUZZER) (BUZZER)
291 00:15:05,405 00:15:09,367 -OH! -OH! AND WHO CAN FORGET -OH! -OH! AND WHO CAN FORGET
292 00:15:05,405 00:15:09,367 THE OLD ICE CREAM BRAIN FREEZE? THE OLD ICE CREAM BRAIN FREEZE?
293 00:15:09,409 00:15:11,411 WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!
294 00:15:11,452 00:15:14,539 -(BUZZER) -AAH. -(BUZZER) -AAH.
295 00:15:25,049 00:15:26,175 CLEAR. CLEAR.
296 00:15:27,927 00:15:31,931 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
297 00:15:31,972 00:15:33,933 THAT WAS GREAT! HIT ME AGAIN. THAT WAS GREAT! HIT ME AGAIN.
298 00:15:35,309 00:15:38,438 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
299 00:15:38,479 00:15:40,732 -(BELL RINGS) -IZZY, WHO'S YOUR -(BELL RINGS) -IZZY, WHO'S YOUR
300 00:15:38,479 00:15:40,732 NEXT VICTIM? NEXT VICTIM?
301 00:15:40,774 00:15:42,024 OOH, OOH, ME. OOH, OOH, ME.
302 00:15:42,066 00:15:43,984 WITH THE POISON IVY SPA TREATMENT. WITH THE POISON IVY SPA TREATMENT.
303 00:15:45,986 00:15:47,154 IS IT JUST ME, IS IT JUST ME,
304 00:15:47,196 00:15:50,032 OR IS THAT GIRL SOME KINDA CRAZY? OR IS THAT GIRL SOME KINDA CRAZY?
305 00:15:50,074 00:15:52,243 (CELL PHONE RINGS) (CELL PHONE RINGS)
306 00:15:52,285 00:15:53,244 IT'S CHRIS. IT'S CHRIS.
307 00:15:53,286 00:15:56,581 YEAH, YEAH, SHE WANTS TO DO IT. YEAH, YEAH, SHE WANTS TO DO IT.
308 00:15:56,623 00:15:58,541 OKAY. OKAY.
309 00:15:58,583 00:16:00,000 OKAY. OKAY.
310 00:16:00,042 00:16:04,088 THE JUDGES WILL ALLOW IT, BUT THEY WANNA KNOW WHY. THE JUDGES WILL ALLOW IT, BUT THEY WANNA KNOW WHY.
311 00:16:04,130 00:16:06,215 I JUST WANNA SEE HOW IT FEELS. I JUST WANNA SEE HOW IT FEELS.
312 00:16:06,257 00:16:07,508 ALL RIGHTY THEN. ALL RIGHTY THEN.
313 00:16:10,720 00:16:12,096 -(BELL RINGS) -TIME'S UP. -(BELL RINGS) -TIME'S UP.
314 00:16:12,138 00:16:14,808 CHEF, REMOVE THE POISON IVY. CHEF, REMOVE THE POISON IVY.
315 00:16:14,849 00:16:19,562 NO, NO. IT FEELS GREAT. NO, NO. IT FEELS GREAT.
316 00:16:19,604 00:16:23,608 YOU STUCK IT OUT, BUT SADLY, YOU ELIMINATED YOURSELF. YOU STUCK IT OUT, BUT SADLY, YOU ELIMINATED YOURSELF.
317 00:16:23,650 00:16:26,778 LOOK HOW BIG MY LIPS ARE. LOOK HOW BIG MY LIPS ARE.
318 00:16:26,820 00:16:29,823 EVA, YOU'RE UP. ALL RIGHT. EVA, YOU'RE UP. ALL RIGHT.
319 00:16:29,864 00:16:32,032 AFTER 20 ROUNDS OF TORTURE, AFTER 20 ROUNDS OF TORTURE,
320 00:16:32,074 00:16:34,368 WE'RE DOWN TO TWO STEELY COMPETITORS WE'RE DOWN TO TWO STEELY COMPETITORS
321 00:16:34,410 00:16:36,955 AND THE SUDDEN DEATH ROUND. AND THE SUDDEN DEATH ROUND.
322 00:16:36,996 00:16:39,457 I DID NOT MAKE IT THIS FAR TO QUIT NOW. I DID NOT MAKE IT THIS FAR TO QUIT NOW.
323 00:16:39,499 00:16:41,208 THAT TRAILER IS BANK THAT TRAILER IS BANK
324 00:16:41,250 00:16:43,711 AND IT'S GOT MY NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. AND IT'S GOT MY NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
325 00:16:43,753 00:16:45,212 WHATEVER HE'S GOT TO THROW AT ME, WHATEVER HE'S GOT TO THROW AT ME,
326 00:16:45,254 00:16:47,173 I'M GONNA DO. I'M GONNA DO.
327 00:16:47,214 00:16:49,049 CHRIS: LESHAWNA, IT'S UP TO YOU. CHRIS: LESHAWNA, IT'S UP TO YOU.
328 00:16:51,511 00:16:55,723 YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE IS THE GRIZZLY BEAR LOG ROLL. YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE IS THE GRIZZLY BEAR LOG ROLL.
329 00:16:55,765 00:16:57,308 THE GRIZZLY BEAR SAY WHAT? THE GRIZZLY BEAR SAY WHAT?
330 00:17:02,104 00:17:03,481 CHRIS: MOLOTOV, THE BEAR. CHRIS: MOLOTOV, THE BEAR.
331 00:17:03,523 00:17:05,525 PERFORMS WITH THE RUSSIAN NATIONAL CIRCUS PERFORMS WITH THE RUSSIAN NATIONAL CIRCUS
332 00:17:05,566 00:17:07,735 AND HAS BEEN THE EUROPEAN LOG ROLLING CHAMPION AND HAS BEEN THE EUROPEAN LOG ROLLING CHAMPION
333 00:17:07,777 00:17:09,946 FOR THE PAST 12 YEARS. FOR THE PAST 12 YEARS.
334 00:17:09,988 00:17:13,407 TO WIN, YOU MUST LAST 10 SECONDS ON THE LOG TO WIN, YOU MUST LAST 10 SECONDS ON THE LOG
335 00:17:13,449 00:17:17,704 WHILE AVOIDING CERTAIN DEATH IN THE PIRANHA INFESTED WATER. WHILE AVOIDING CERTAIN DEATH IN THE PIRANHA INFESTED WATER.
336 00:17:29,131 00:17:31,300 LESHAWNA, YOU COULD BACK OUT NOW. LESHAWNA, YOU COULD BACK OUT NOW.
337 00:17:40,643 00:17:43,730 NO WAY, I'VE SEEN SCARIER LOOKING FACES AT THE MALL. NO WAY, I'VE SEEN SCARIER LOOKING FACES AT THE MALL.
338 00:17:43,771 00:17:45,147 I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN.
339 00:17:48,192 00:17:50,277 -(BELL RINGS) -AND GO. -(BELL RINGS) -AND GO.
340 00:17:50,737 00:17:53,113 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
341 00:18:24,478 00:18:26,773 HA. AND THAT'S HOW I ROLL. HA. AND THAT'S HOW I ROLL.
342 00:18:26,814 00:18:30,026 -(BELL RINGS) -LESHAWNA WINS, -(BELL RINGS) -LESHAWNA WINS,
343 00:18:26,814 00:18:30,026 SO EVA IS OUT. SO EVA IS OUT.
344 00:18:30,068 00:18:32,152 WHAT? NO WAY. WHAT? NO WAY.
345 00:18:32,194 00:18:33,613 WAY. WAY.
346 00:18:33,654 00:18:35,114 SHE WINS THE CHALLENGE, SHE WINS THE CHALLENGE,
347 00:18:35,155 00:18:38,451 INVINCIBILITY AND THE GRAND PRIZE. INVINCIBILITY AND THE GRAND PRIZE.
348 00:18:38,492 00:18:41,120 WHOO! YES, BABY. WHOO! YES, BABY.
349 00:18:41,161 00:18:43,915 WHOO! YOU LOSE, I WIN. WHOO! YOU LOSE, I WIN.
350 00:18:43,957 00:18:46,834 YOU LOSE, I WIN. YOU LOSE, I WIN.
351 00:18:46,876 00:18:50,379 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, BABY, YEAH.
352 00:18:50,421 00:18:53,424 WHILE LESHAWNA CHECKS OUT HER TRAILER FULL OF FOOD, WHILE LESHAWNA CHECKS OUT HER TRAILER FULL OF FOOD,
353 00:18:53,466 00:18:55,885 AND WE CHECK OUT HER BLOOD PRESSURE, AND WE CHECK OUT HER BLOOD PRESSURE,
354 00:18:55,927 00:18:58,178 THE REST OF YOU CAN GO TO THE CONFESSIONAL BOOTH THE REST OF YOU CAN GO TO THE CONFESSIONAL BOOTH
355 00:18:58,220 00:19:01,766 AND VOTE OFF A CAMPER OTHER THAN LESHAWNA. AND VOTE OFF A CAMPER OTHER THAN LESHAWNA.
356 00:19:08,439 00:19:11,025 (HOWLS) (HOWLS)
357 00:19:12,526 00:19:13,820 OKAY. OKAY.
358 00:19:13,861 00:19:16,447 SO FIRST UP, WE RAN OUT OF MARSHMALLOWS. SO FIRST UP, WE RAN OUT OF MARSHMALLOWS.
359 00:19:16,489 00:19:18,324 NO! NO!
360 00:19:19,742 00:19:21,661 I'VE REVIEWED THE CONFESSIONALS, I'VE REVIEWED THE CONFESSIONALS,
361 00:19:21,702 00:19:23,121 AND I HAVE TO SAY AND I HAVE TO SAY
362 00:19:23,162 00:19:25,289 THERE'S LOTS OF HATE ON IN THIS GROUP, THERE'S LOTS OF HATE ON IN THIS GROUP,
363 00:19:25,331 00:19:28,876 WHICH IS AWESOME. WHICH IS AWESOME.
364 00:19:28,918 00:19:31,963 WHILE I NORMALLY PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY, WHILE I NORMALLY PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY,
365 00:19:32,005 00:19:34,298 IN THE SPIRIT OF AIRING YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY, IN THE SPIRIT OF AIRING YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY,
366 00:19:34,340 00:19:37,551 I'M GONNA GO LIVE WITH YOUR CONFESSIONALS. I'M GONNA GO LIVE WITH YOUR CONFESSIONALS.
367 00:19:40,763 00:19:43,182 SINCE LESHAWNA'S IMMUNE, SINCE LESHAWNA'S IMMUNE,
368 00:19:43,223 00:19:46,060 THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE BUT RAGE-AHOLIC EVA. THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE BUT RAGE-AHOLIC EVA.
369 00:19:46,102 00:19:47,561 I VOTE FOR HEATHER I VOTE FOR HEATHER
370 00:19:47,603 00:19:50,064 BECAUSE I KNOW SHE'S BEHIND COURTNEY GETTING KICKED OFF. BECAUSE I KNOW SHE'S BEHIND COURTNEY GETTING KICKED OFF.
371 00:19:50,106 00:19:51,774 YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, TOOTS. YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, TOOTS.
372 00:19:51,816 00:19:53,734 IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS ON CABLE, IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS ON CABLE,
373 00:19:53,776 00:19:55,319 I MISS YOU, BABE. I MISS YOU, BABE.
374 00:19:55,361 00:19:57,613 EVA'S A FREAK, EVA'S A FREAK,
375 00:19:57,655 00:19:59,532 SO SEE YA. SO SEE YA.
376 00:19:59,573 00:20:02,660 PLEASE, PLEASE, EVA. PLEASE, PLEASE, EVA.
377 00:20:02,702 00:20:04,787 I'M SO GLAD YOU NEVER AIR THESE. I'M SO GLAD YOU NEVER AIR THESE.
378 00:20:04,829 00:20:07,540 EVA'S NUTS. SORRY, GIRL. EVA'S NUTS. SORRY, GIRL.
379 00:20:07,581 00:20:09,208 IT'S GOT TO BE EVA IT'S GOT TO BE EVA
380 00:20:09,249 00:20:11,544 UNLESS I CAN FIGURE OUT WHO SNAGGED MY OTHER LUCKY HAT. UNLESS I CAN FIGURE OUT WHO SNAGGED MY OTHER LUCKY HAT.
381 00:20:13,420 00:20:16,423 I JUST CAN'T GET OVER HOW SMOOTH THIS IS. I JUST CAN'T GET OVER HOW SMOOTH THIS IS.
382 00:20:16,465 00:20:18,176 ANYWAY, I VOTE OFF EVA ANYWAY, I VOTE OFF EVA
383 00:20:18,217 00:20:19,927 'CAUSE SHE'S SCARIER THAN HEATHER, 'CAUSE SHE'S SCARIER THAN HEATHER,
384 00:20:19,969 00:20:23,056 LAQUEESHA, AND GWEN COMBINED. LAQUEESHA, AND GWEN COMBINED.
385 00:20:23,097 00:20:25,933 UNLESS THEY WANT TO LEAVE IN BODY BAGS, UNLESS THEY WANT TO LEAVE IN BODY BAGS,
386 00:20:25,975 00:20:28,519 THEY BETTER NOT SAY MY NAME. THEY BETTER NOT SAY MY NAME.
387 00:20:28,561 00:20:29,687 I VOTE FOR HEATHER. I VOTE FOR HEATHER.
388 00:20:32,356 00:20:34,483 LOTS OF DIRT REVEALED THERE, HUH? LOTS OF DIRT REVEALED THERE, HUH?
389 00:20:34,525 00:20:39,655 BUT IN THE END, IT WAS STILL SIX VOTES AGAINST EVA. BUT IN THE END, IT WAS STILL SIX VOTES AGAINST EVA.
390 00:20:39,697 00:20:41,824 SO ADIOS. SO ADIOS.
391 00:20:41,866 00:20:44,368 WHAT? THIS ISN'T THE END OF ME. WHAT? THIS ISN'T THE END OF ME.
392 00:20:44,410 00:20:46,453 YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACKS. YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACKS.
393 00:20:46,495 00:20:47,705 I'M NOT DONE. I'M NOT DONE.
394 00:20:47,747 00:20:49,540 I'LL GET MY REVENGE. I'LL GET MY REVENGE.
395 00:20:49,582 00:20:51,918 I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU. I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU.
396 00:20:51,959 00:20:54,754 OW! AND IZZY LIED. OW! AND IZZY LIED.
397 00:20:54,795 00:20:56,797 SHE WASN'T IN THE WOODS. SHE WAS-- SHE WASN'T IN THE WOODS. SHE WAS--
398 00:20:56,839 00:21:00,093 WOW, SHE HAS ISSUES, HUH? WOW, SHE HAS ISSUES, HUH?
399 00:21:00,134 00:21:02,970 PARTY AT LESHAWNA'S NEW CRIB. PARTY AT LESHAWNA'S NEW CRIB.
400 00:21:03,012 00:21:04,680 -YEAH! -YEAH. -YEAH! -YEAH.
401 00:21:04,722 00:21:06,891 -YAY! -WHOO! -YAY! -WHOO!