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1 00:00:02,294 00:00:05,422 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
2 00:00:05,464 00:00:08,592 A NOTE FROM A SECRET ADMIRER A NOTE FROM A SECRET ADMIRER
3 00:00:08,634 00:00:12,346 GOT GWEN AND BRIDGETTE UP IN EACH OTHER'S BUSINESS. GOT GWEN AND BRIDGETTE UP IN EACH OTHER'S BUSINESS.
4 00:00:12,387 00:00:15,349 D.J. ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED HIS BOY, TRENT, D.J. ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED HIS BOY, TRENT,
5 00:00:15,390 00:00:17,225 OFF THE AIRPLANE, OFF THE AIRPLANE,
6 00:00:17,267 00:00:20,061 SENDING HIM DEEP INTO THE EARTH'S CRUST. SENDING HIM DEEP INTO THE EARTH'S CRUST.
7 00:00:20,103 00:00:23,398 LESHAWNA SHOWED EVERYBODY HOW TO HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE LESHAWNA SHOWED EVERYBODY HOW TO HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE
8 00:00:23,440 00:00:25,108 ON THE MOOSE RIDE. ON THE MOOSE RIDE.
9 00:00:25,150 00:00:28,320 HAROLD SHOWED HIMSELF TO BE AN ACE FLY CATCHER HAROLD SHOWED HIMSELF TO BE AN ACE FLY CATCHER
10 00:00:28,362 00:00:31,615 UNTIL HE CAUGHT SIGHT OF HEATHER'S UNMENTIONABLES, UNTIL HE CAUGHT SIGHT OF HEATHER'S UNMENTIONABLES,
11 00:00:31,657 00:00:34,785 CAUSING HIM TO CRASH HIS WAVE RIGHT OFF THE ISLAND, CAUSING HIM TO CRASH HIS WAVE RIGHT OFF THE ISLAND,
12 00:00:34,827 00:00:37,454 BUT NOT WITHOUT A LITTLE CANOODLING TIME BUT NOT WITHOUT A LITTLE CANOODLING TIME
13 00:00:37,496 00:00:39,832 WITH THE FAIR LESHAWNA. WITH THE FAIR LESHAWNA.
14 00:00:39,874 00:00:43,210 AND NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN STORE FOR OUR CAMPERS AND NOW LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN STORE FOR OUR CAMPERS
15 00:00:43,251 00:00:49,090 ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
16 00:00:55,180 00:00:57,641 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
17 00:00:57,683 00:01:00,477 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
18 00:01:00,519 00:01:02,938 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
19 00:01:02,980 00:01:05,983 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
20 00:01:06,025 00:01:11,446 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
21 00:01:11,488 00:01:14,241 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
22 00:01:14,282 00:01:16,952 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
23 00:01:16,994 00:01:19,371 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
24 00:01:19,413 00:01:22,082 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
25 00:01:22,123 00:01:27,922 ♪ CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
26 00:01:27,963 00:01:33,427 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA NA ♪ ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA NA ♪
27 00:01:33,468 00:01:38,682 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
28 00:01:38,724 00:01:44,772 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
29 00:01:44,813 00:01:49,234 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)
30 00:01:56,575 00:01:59,036 WHAT? NO BREAKFAST? WHAT? NO BREAKFAST?
31 00:01:59,078 00:02:01,162 OH, DON'T WORRY, BRO. OH, DON'T WORRY, BRO.
32 00:02:01,204 00:02:03,958 THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF FOOD LATER ON. THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF FOOD LATER ON.
33 00:02:03,999 00:02:06,794 (BOTH LAUGH) (BOTH LAUGH)
34 00:02:06,835 00:02:09,379 WHAT'RE YOU TWO BOZOS SO GIGGLY ABOUT? WHAT'RE YOU TWO BOZOS SO GIGGLY ABOUT?
35 00:02:13,008 00:02:15,970 CONGRATULATIONS TO THE REMAINING TEN CAMPERS CONGRATULATIONS TO THE REMAINING TEN CAMPERS
36 00:02:16,011 00:02:19,473 FOR REACHING THE HALFWAY MARK IN THE COMPETITION. FOR REACHING THE HALFWAY MARK IN THE COMPETITION.
37 00:02:19,514 00:02:22,350 YOU'LL ALL BE ON THE JURY FOR THE FINAL EPISODE. YOU'LL ALL BE ON THE JURY FOR THE FINAL EPISODE.
38 00:02:22,392 00:02:25,145 WE GOT THE POWER, YEAH. WE GOT THE POWER, YEAH.
39 00:02:25,186 00:02:28,065 THE TWO TEAMS WILL BECOME ONE NEXT WEEK. THE TWO TEAMS WILL BECOME ONE NEXT WEEK.
40 00:02:28,107 00:02:29,399 BUT FIRST, BUT FIRST,
41 00:02:29,441 00:02:31,777 ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE MOVED TO THE GOPHER CABIN ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE MOVED TO THE GOPHER CABIN
42 00:02:31,819 00:02:34,446 AND ALL THE GUYS WILL STAY IN THE BASS CABIN. AND ALL THE GUYS WILL STAY IN THE BASS CABIN.
43 00:02:34,488 00:02:37,908 THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE IS AS OLD AS HISTORY ITSELF. THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE IS AS OLD AS HISTORY ITSELF.
44 00:02:37,950 00:02:41,078 A BATTLE OF THE SEXES. A BATTLE OF THE SEXES.
45 00:02:41,120 00:02:42,579 AFTER EVERYONE IS SETTLED IN, AFTER EVERYONE IS SETTLED IN,
46 00:02:42,621 00:02:44,289 I'LL ANNOUNCE THE CHALLENGE I'LL ANNOUNCE THE CHALLENGE
47 00:02:44,331 00:02:50,004 AND THEN, YOU'LL HAVE A BITE TO EAT. AND THEN, YOU'LL HAVE A BITE TO EAT.
48 00:02:50,045 00:02:52,714 READY FOR A LITTLE GOOD NEWS? READY FOR A LITTLE GOOD NEWS?
49 00:02:52,756 00:02:55,300 THIS WEEK, NO ONE WILL BE KICKED OFF. THIS WEEK, NO ONE WILL BE KICKED OFF.
50 00:02:55,342 00:02:57,344 OH, SWEET. OH, SWEET.
51 00:02:57,385 00:03:01,098 IT'S ALL FOR REWARD AND IT'S A GOOD ONE. IT'S ALL FOR REWARD AND IT'S A GOOD ONE.
52 00:03:01,140 00:03:03,350 OKAY, TIME TO RELOCATE. OKAY, TIME TO RELOCATE.
53 00:03:03,391 00:03:06,520 LET'S MOVE. LET'S MOVE.
54 00:03:06,561 00:03:08,355 (BOTH SNICKER) (BOTH SNICKER)
55 00:03:14,695 00:03:17,072 WOW, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT TODAY. WOW, YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT TODAY.
56 00:03:17,114 00:03:18,657 SO NATURAL. SO NATURAL.
57 00:03:18,699 00:03:19,658 THANKS. I-- THANKS. I--
58 00:03:19,700 00:03:20,993 HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF IT? HOW DO YOU TAKE CARE OF IT?
59 00:03:21,035 00:03:23,244 YOU HAVE TO SHARE YOUR SECRET. YOU HAVE TO SHARE YOUR SECRET.
60 00:03:23,286 00:03:25,831 OH. IT'S NOTHING, REALLY. OH. IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.
61 00:03:25,873 00:03:28,709 WATCH IT WITH THIS ONE. SHE'S TROUBLE. WATCH IT WITH THIS ONE. SHE'S TROUBLE.
62 00:03:36,175 00:03:37,425 (GASPS) (GASPS)
63 00:03:37,467 00:03:38,635 (GASPS) (GASPS)
64 00:03:38,677 00:03:41,972 IT WAS, LIKE, REAL COOL WORKING WITH YOU. IT WAS, LIKE, REAL COOL WORKING WITH YOU.
65 00:03:42,014 00:03:44,058 YOU KNOW, TOGETHER, AS A TEAM. YOU KNOW, TOGETHER, AS A TEAM.
66 00:03:44,099 00:03:46,185 YEAH, I'M GLAD WE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER YEAH, I'M GLAD WE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER
67 00:03:46,226 00:03:48,729 ON A DEEP LEVEL AND ALL. ON A DEEP LEVEL AND ALL.
68 00:03:48,770 00:03:49,771 YEAH. YEAH.
69 00:03:49,813 00:03:51,523 -ME TOO. -BECAUSE I-- -ME TOO. -BECAUSE I--
70 00:03:51,565 00:03:54,275 -OH, SORRY, YOU GO. -I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN -OH, SORRY, YOU GO. -I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN
71 00:03:51,565 00:03:54,275 TO CUT YOU OFF. TO CUT YOU OFF.
72 00:03:55,861 00:03:58,864 BIG DAY AHEAD OF US. BIG DAY AHEAD OF US.
73 00:03:58,906 00:04:01,116 I'LL MISS YOU. I'LL MISS YOU.
74 00:04:02,242 00:04:05,079 HEY, DUDE, WHERE SHOULD I PUT THIS? HEY, DUDE, WHERE SHOULD I PUT THIS?
75 00:04:12,544 00:04:15,338 I WAS A BIT WORRIED ABOUT BEING THE ONLY NEW GIRL ON THE TEAM, I WAS A BIT WORRIED ABOUT BEING THE ONLY NEW GIRL ON THE TEAM,
76 00:04:15,380 00:04:17,549 THEN I FIGURED IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. THEN I FIGURED IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD.
77 00:04:17,591 00:04:20,052 I DON'T BUY THAT HYPE ABOUT HOW WELL GUYS GET ALONG I DON'T BUY THAT HYPE ABOUT HOW WELL GUYS GET ALONG
78 00:04:20,094 00:04:22,179 AND HOW CATTY GIRLS CAN BE. AND HOW CATTY GIRLS CAN BE.
79 00:04:22,221 00:04:23,680 NOBODY'S LEAVING NOBODY'S LEAVING
80 00:04:23,722 00:04:26,641 UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO ATE MY PUDDING POCKETS. UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO ATE MY PUDDING POCKETS.
81 00:04:26,683 00:04:28,769 I ATE THEM. SO WHAT? I ATE THEM. SO WHAT?
82 00:04:28,810 00:04:30,604 WHOA. POP THE BRAKES A MINUTE. WHOA. POP THE BRAKES A MINUTE.
83 00:04:30,645 00:04:32,313 YOU'RE SO WHAT-ING ME? YOU'RE SO WHAT-ING ME?
84 00:04:32,355 00:04:33,314 THAT'S MY FOOD. THAT'S MY FOOD.
85 00:04:33,356 00:04:35,192 NO ONE TOUCHES MY FOOD. NO ONE TOUCHES MY FOOD.
86 00:04:35,234 00:04:36,902 WHATEVER. DEAL WITH IT. WHATEVER. DEAL WITH IT.
87 00:04:36,944 00:04:38,820 IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR LEAVING YOUR JUNK IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR LEAVING YOUR JUNK
88 00:04:38,862 00:04:41,990 EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY THAT. EVERYWHERE, ESPECIALLY THAT.
89 00:04:42,032 00:04:43,992 THAT IS BUGGING ME. THAT IS BUGGING ME.
90 00:04:44,034 00:04:45,160 YEAH, IT'D BUG ME TOO YEAH, IT'D BUG ME TOO
91 00:04:45,202 00:04:47,037 IF I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN THE FRONT IF I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN THE FRONT
92 00:04:47,079 00:04:49,206 OR IN THE BACK TO SHAKE. YEAH? OR IN THE BACK TO SHAKE. YEAH?
93 00:04:49,248 00:04:51,332 WELL, YOU GOT SO MUCH JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK, WELL, YOU GOT SO MUCH JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK,
94 00:04:51,374 00:04:53,376 YOUR JEANS SHOULD COME WITH A TRASH COMPACTOR. YOUR JEANS SHOULD COME WITH A TRASH COMPACTOR.
95 00:04:53,418 00:04:54,377 OOH. OOH.
96 00:04:54,419 00:04:55,545 YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS? YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?
97 00:04:55,587 00:04:57,672 UH-OH. UH-OH.
98 00:04:57,714 00:05:01,635 BRIDGETTE, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. BRIDGETTE, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
99 00:05:01,676 00:05:02,844 COME IN, COME IN. COME IN, COME IN.
100 00:05:02,886 00:05:04,554 WELCOME TO OUR CABIN. WELCOME TO OUR CABIN.
101 00:05:04,596 00:05:07,015 WE'RE LIKE A BIG FAMILY IN HERE. WE'RE LIKE A BIG FAMILY IN HERE.
102 00:05:07,057 00:05:09,143 BIG AND DYSFUNCTIONAL. BIG AND DYSFUNCTIONAL.
103 00:05:09,184 00:05:11,311 ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST YELL. ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST YELL.
104 00:05:11,352 00:05:13,396 THANKS FOR THE AWESOME WELCOME, HEATHER. THANKS FOR THE AWESOME WELCOME, HEATHER.
105 00:05:13,438 00:05:15,190 WELCOME TO THE CLUB. WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
106 00:05:15,232 00:05:17,651 IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN, IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN,
107 00:05:17,692 00:05:19,444 AS LONG AS YOU DO EVERYTHING HEATHER SAYS. AS LONG AS YOU DO EVERYTHING HEATHER SAYS.
108 00:05:19,486 00:05:21,696 OW! OW!
109 00:05:21,738 00:05:23,406 (LAUGHS) YEAH. (LAUGHS) YEAH.
110 00:05:23,448 00:05:25,784 WE LOVE JOKING AROUND HERE IN THE GIRLS' CABIN. WE LOVE JOKING AROUND HERE IN THE GIRLS' CABIN.
111 00:05:25,826 00:05:27,661 I MADE SURE YOUR BUNK WAS NEXT TO MINE-- I MADE SURE YOUR BUNK WAS NEXT TO MINE--
112 00:05:27,702 00:05:28,662 HEY! HEY!
113 00:05:28,703 00:05:30,122 THAT'S MY BED. THAT'S MY BED.
114 00:05:30,164 00:05:31,123 OW! OW!
115 00:05:31,165 00:05:32,791 SO WE COULD TALK AND SHARE SO WE COULD TALK AND SHARE
116 00:05:32,833 00:05:34,501 AND REALLY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. AND REALLY GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
117 00:05:34,542 00:05:35,877 OKAY, YEAH. OKAY, YEAH.
118 00:05:35,919 00:05:37,545 HEY, THANKS EVERYBODY. HEY, THANKS EVERYBODY.
119 00:05:37,587 00:05:38,880 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO KNOW ALL OF-- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO KNOW ALL OF--
120 00:05:38,922 00:05:40,548 OKAY. PLENTY OF TIME TO CHAT LATER. OKAY. PLENTY OF TIME TO CHAT LATER.
121 00:05:40,590 00:05:42,301 LET'S UNPACK. LET'S UNPACK.
122 00:05:42,341 00:05:44,094 THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS GREAT.
123 00:05:44,136 00:05:46,930 I BET WE'RE GETTING ALONG WAY BETTER THAN THE GUYS. I BET WE'RE GETTING ALONG WAY BETTER THAN THE GUYS.
124 00:05:46,972 00:05:50,100 (GUYS LAUGHING) (GUYS LAUGHING)
125 00:05:52,435 00:05:55,105 ROCK THAT SODA POP, BROTHER. ROCK THAT SODA POP, BROTHER.
126 00:05:56,481 00:05:59,693 (BURP) (BURP)
127 00:05:59,734 00:06:03,071 (HUGE BURP) (HUGE BURP)
128 00:06:09,203 00:06:11,454 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
129 00:06:11,496 00:06:12,580 NICE ONE. NICE ONE.
130 00:06:12,622 00:06:14,582 THAT GUY DESERVES TO BE CAPTAIN. THAT GUY DESERVES TO BE CAPTAIN.
131 00:06:14,624 00:06:16,168 SPEECH. SPEECH.
132 00:06:16,210 00:06:18,295 -SPEECH. -WHOO! WHOO! -SPEECH. -WHOO! WHOO!
133 00:06:19,129 00:06:20,672 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
134 00:06:20,714 00:06:22,007 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
135 00:06:22,049 00:06:24,926 I OWE IT ALL TO MY BIG BRO BACK HOME I OWE IT ALL TO MY BIG BRO BACK HOME
136 00:06:24,968 00:06:28,763 FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO PULL BACK AND LET 'ER RIP. FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO PULL BACK AND LET 'ER RIP.
137 00:06:28,805 00:06:30,974 (BURP) (BURP)
138 00:06:31,016 00:06:35,937 -THOSE CHICKS ARE GOING DOWN. -(ALL CHEER) -THOSE CHICKS ARE GOING DOWN. -(ALL CHEER)
139 00:06:35,979 00:06:37,981 HEATHER: WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS. HEATHER: WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS.
140 00:06:38,023 00:06:40,067 NAIL POLISH, SCRUNCHIES, EARRINGS, NAIL POLISH, SCRUNCHIES, EARRINGS,
141 00:06:40,108 00:06:41,442 JUST HELP YOURSELF. JUST HELP YOURSELF.
142 00:06:41,484 00:06:43,028 WOW. WOW.
143 00:06:43,070 00:06:46,489 THANKS, HEATHER, BUT UM, I LIKE TO KEEP IT NATURAL. THANKS, HEATHER, BUT UM, I LIKE TO KEEP IT NATURAL.
144 00:06:46,531 00:06:48,075 LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS, LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS,
145 00:06:48,116 00:06:51,536 A LADY CAN ALWAYS USE A LITTLE BOOST IN THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT. A LADY CAN ALWAYS USE A LITTLE BOOST IN THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT.
146 00:06:51,578 00:06:53,038 LESHAWNA: AND MY MOMMA TOLD ME, LESHAWNA: AND MY MOMMA TOLD ME,
147 00:06:53,080 00:06:54,873 AIN'T NOTHING FREE IN THIS WORLD. AIN'T NOTHING FREE IN THIS WORLD.
148 00:06:54,915 00:06:57,042 WATCH WHAT YOU TAKE FROM THIS GIRL, BRIDGETTE. WATCH WHAT YOU TAKE FROM THIS GIRL, BRIDGETTE.
149 00:06:57,084 00:06:58,543 MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
150 00:06:58,585 00:07:01,004 WE'RE A TEAM AND WE GOTTA LIVE IN THE SAME CABIN, WE'RE A TEAM AND WE GOTTA LIVE IN THE SAME CABIN,
151 00:07:01,046 00:07:03,257 SO THIS IS ALL OF OUR BUSINESS. SO THIS IS ALL OF OUR BUSINESS.
152 00:07:03,298 00:07:05,259 YEAH, WE'RE A TEAM. YEAH, WE'RE A TEAM.
153 00:07:05,300 00:07:07,010 WE SHOULD BE USING THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY WE SHOULD BE USING THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY
154 00:07:07,052 00:07:08,803 TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
155 00:07:08,845 00:07:09,846 YOU WANNA PLAY THAT WAY? YOU WANNA PLAY THAT WAY?
156 00:07:09,888 00:07:12,266 FINE, BE ON THEIR SIDE. FINE, BE ON THEIR SIDE.
157 00:07:15,977 00:07:18,397 THIS IS MY SIDE AND THAT'S YOUR SIDE. THIS IS MY SIDE AND THAT'S YOUR SIDE.
158 00:07:20,065 00:07:22,859 OKAY, I PROBABLY COULD HAVE PLAYED THAT BETTER. OKAY, I PROBABLY COULD HAVE PLAYED THAT BETTER.
159 00:07:22,901 00:07:25,653 BUT LESHAWNA SERIOUSLY CREASES ME. BUT LESHAWNA SERIOUSLY CREASES ME.
160 00:07:25,695 00:07:27,781 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
161 00:07:27,822 00:07:29,408 YOU KEEP PUTTING DOWN THAT TAPE. YOU KEEP PUTTING DOWN THAT TAPE.
162 00:07:29,449 00:07:32,244 AND IF YOU CROSS IT, I'LL SMACK YOU DOWN. AND IF YOU CROSS IT, I'LL SMACK YOU DOWN.
163 00:07:33,787 00:07:36,039 YOU CAN CHOOSE THE WEIRD GIRLS IF YOU WANT. YOU CAN CHOOSE THE WEIRD GIRLS IF YOU WANT.
164 00:07:36,081 00:07:37,874 BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU DO, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, ONCE YOU DO,
165 00:07:37,916 00:07:40,168 YOU'RE, LIKE, NOT ALLOWED ON OUR SIDE. YOU'RE, LIKE, NOT ALLOWED ON OUR SIDE.
166 00:07:40,210 00:07:41,295 RIGHT, LINDSAY? RIGHT, LINDSAY?
167 00:07:41,336 00:07:42,879 HMPH. HMPH.
168 00:07:47,175 00:07:49,510 I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM. I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM.
169 00:07:49,552 00:07:54,015 YOU KNOW, UNITED, TOGETHER, IN SOLIDARITY OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW, UNITED, TOGETHER, IN SOLIDARITY OR SOMETHING.
170 00:07:54,057 00:07:56,810 LET'S BUILD BRIDGES, NOT WALLS. LET'S BUILD BRIDGES, NOT WALLS.
171 00:07:56,851 00:07:57,936 TAKE YOUR PICK. TAKE YOUR PICK.
172 00:08:07,154 00:08:10,782 YOU JUST DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE. YOU JUST DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE.
173 00:08:11,992 00:08:14,328 LET'S TRY TO GET ALONG, OKAY? LET'S TRY TO GET ALONG, OKAY?
174 00:08:14,369 00:08:16,621 OTHERWISE THE GUYS ARE GOING TO CREAM US. OTHERWISE THE GUYS ARE GOING TO CREAM US.
175 00:08:16,663 00:08:18,123 DON'T YOU GET IT? DON'T YOU GET IT?
176 00:08:19,540 00:08:21,168 TOUGH ROOM. TOUGH ROOM.
177 00:08:23,462 00:08:26,506 IT'S TIME FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE. IT'S TIME FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE.
178 00:08:26,547 00:08:30,344 -UH, WHERE'S BREAKFAST AT? -(BOTH LAUGH) -UH, WHERE'S BREAKFAST AT? -(BOTH LAUGH)
179 00:08:30,385 00:08:31,719 STOP DOING THAT. STOP DOING THAT.
180 00:08:31,761 00:08:33,596 LET'S JUST TELL THEM. LET'S JUST TELL THEM.
181 00:08:33,638 00:08:38,059 TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS "THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS." TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS "THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS."
182 00:08:38,101 00:08:40,895 YOU'LL BE GETTING A NINE COURSE MEAL. YOU'LL BE GETTING A NINE COURSE MEAL.
183 00:08:40,937 00:08:44,024 EACH MEMBER OF EACH TEAM MUST FINISH EACH DISH. EACH MEMBER OF EACH TEAM MUST FINISH EACH DISH.
184 00:08:44,065 00:08:45,942 YOU WILL NOT KNOW YOU WILL NOT KNOW
185 00:08:45,984 00:08:49,446 IF THE NEXT DISH IS GROSSER THAN THE LAST, IF THE NEXT DISH IS GROSSER THAN THE LAST,
186 00:08:49,488 00:08:53,741 NOT AS GROSS OR JUST AS GROSS, NOT AS GROSS OR JUST AS GROSS,
187 00:08:53,783 00:08:58,246 JUST THAT IT WILL LIKELY BE GROSS. JUST THAT IT WILL LIKELY BE GROSS.
188 00:08:58,288 00:09:00,623 TELL THEM WHAT THEY'LL GET IF THEY WIN, CHRIS. TELL THEM WHAT THEY'LL GET IF THEY WIN, CHRIS.
189 00:09:00,665 00:09:04,752 THE WINNING TEAM SPENDS TWO DAYS AT A LOCAL FIVE-STAR RESORT THE WINNING TEAM SPENDS TWO DAYS AT A LOCAL FIVE-STAR RESORT
190 00:09:04,794 00:09:07,547 WHERE THEY'LL BE PAMPERED, EAT GOURMET NOSH WHERE THEY'LL BE PAMPERED, EAT GOURMET NOSH
191 00:09:07,588 00:09:10,300 AND BE GIVEN ANTIBIOTICS AGAINST ANYTHING THEY MAY HAVE CAUGHT AND BE GIVEN ANTIBIOTICS AGAINST ANYTHING THEY MAY HAVE CAUGHT
192 00:09:10,342 00:09:14,095 WHILE PARTICIPATING IN THIS CHALLENGE. WHILE PARTICIPATING IN THIS CHALLENGE.
193 00:09:14,137 00:09:17,057 THE LOSING TEAM WILL GO HUNGRY TONIGHT THE LOSING TEAM WILL GO HUNGRY TONIGHT
194 00:09:17,098 00:09:18,892 AND SPEND THE NEXT TWO DAYS HERE, AND SPEND THE NEXT TWO DAYS HERE,
195 00:09:18,933 00:09:21,478 ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND... ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND...
196 00:09:21,520 00:09:23,771 WITH CHEF. WITH CHEF.
197 00:09:23,813 00:09:25,315 (ALL GASP) (ALL GASP)
198 00:09:25,357 00:09:28,609 WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS CHALLENGE. WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS CHALLENGE.
199 00:09:28,651 00:09:31,154 I JUST HOPE WE WIN, TO EASE SOME OF THE TENSION. I JUST HOPE WE WIN, TO EASE SOME OF THE TENSION.
200 00:09:31,196 00:09:34,408 I MEAN, I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE, EXCEPT MEAT. I MEAN, I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE, EXCEPT MEAT.
201 00:09:34,449 00:09:35,867 I CAN'T EAT MEAT. I CAN'T EAT MEAT.
202 00:09:37,618 00:09:39,620 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
203 00:09:39,662 00:09:42,040 TAKE A WHIFF BOYS, (SNIFFS) TAKE A WHIFF BOYS, (SNIFFS)
204 00:09:42,082 00:09:46,420 'CAUSE ALL I SMELL IS VICTORY FOR ME AND MY GIRLS. 'CAUSE ALL I SMELL IS VICTORY FOR ME AND MY GIRLS.
205 00:09:46,461 00:09:47,837 I'LL EAT ANYTHING. I'LL EAT ANYTHING.
206 00:09:47,879 00:09:50,715 EVEN MY GITCH IF I HAVE TO. EVEN MY GITCH IF I HAVE TO.
207 00:09:50,757 00:09:51,966 WILL I HAVE TO? WILL I HAVE TO?
208 00:09:52,008 00:09:54,052 LET'S BEGIN THE CHALLENGE. LET'S BEGIN THE CHALLENGE.
209 00:09:54,094 00:09:57,805 FIRST, SOME HORS D'OEUVRES. FIRST, SOME HORS D'OEUVRES.
210 00:09:57,847 00:09:59,599 ALL RIGHT, MEATBALLS. ALL RIGHT, MEATBALLS.
211 00:09:59,640 00:10:01,518 BRING IT ON. BRING IT ON.
212 00:10:01,560 00:10:04,896 WELL, TECHNICALLY YOU'RE RIGHT, OWEN, WELL, TECHNICALLY YOU'RE RIGHT, OWEN,
213 00:10:04,938 00:10:07,065 BUT THESE ARE KINDA SPECIAL. BUT THESE ARE KINDA SPECIAL.
214 00:10:07,107 00:10:10,277 IT'S BEEF TESTICLE BOURGUIGNON. IT'S BEEF TESTICLE BOURGUIGNON.
215 00:10:10,318 00:10:11,861 (CRIES) (CRIES)
216 00:10:11,903 00:10:14,155 TESTICLES? TESTICLES?
217 00:10:16,366 00:10:17,658 ALL: UGH. ALL: UGH.
218 00:10:20,579 00:10:24,207 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS TO MY BOVINE BROTHER. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS TO MY BOVINE BROTHER.
219 00:10:34,217 00:10:37,887 IT'S THE HARDEST THING A MAN CAN DO. IT'S THE HARDEST THING A MAN CAN DO.
220 00:10:37,929 00:10:39,139 JUDGING FROM THE WAY JUDGING FROM THE WAY
221 00:10:39,180 00:10:41,433 THE GUYS WERE REACTING TO THE, THE GUYS WERE REACTING TO THE,
222 00:10:41,475 00:10:45,437 UH, DISH, I KNEW WE COULD WIN THE ROUND. UH, DISH, I KNEW WE COULD WIN THE ROUND.
223 00:10:48,565 00:10:51,192 AH! AH!
224 00:10:51,234 00:10:54,028 OH, OKAY. OH, OKAY.
225 00:10:54,070 00:10:55,989 GROSS ME RIGHT OUT THE DOOR, GROSS ME RIGHT OUT THE DOOR,
226 00:10:56,030 00:10:59,200 BUT I COULD TOTALLY USE A PEDICURE AT THAT RESORT. BUT I COULD TOTALLY USE A PEDICURE AT THAT RESORT.
227 00:10:59,242 00:11:02,954 MY CORNS ARE GROWING CORNS. MY CORNS ARE GROWING CORNS.
228 00:11:02,996 00:11:05,123 WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT'S THE MATTER?
229 00:11:05,165 00:11:06,333 MMM. MMM.
230 00:11:06,374 00:11:08,793 YOU BIG BOYS CAN'T EAT A LITTLE MEATBALL? YOU BIG BOYS CAN'T EAT A LITTLE MEATBALL?
231 00:11:08,835 00:11:10,211 COME ON. COME ON.
232 00:11:10,253 00:11:12,297 WE CAN'T LET THE GIRLS WIN. WE CAN'T LET THE GIRLS WIN.
233 00:11:12,339 00:11:14,633 OUR MANHOOD IS AT STAKE. OUR MANHOOD IS AT STAKE.
234 00:11:16,468 00:11:17,760 WHAT'RE YOU DOING? WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
235 00:11:17,802 00:11:18,845 WHY AREN'T YOU EATING? WHY AREN'T YOU EATING?
236 00:11:18,886 00:11:20,805 I'M A VEGETARIAN. I'M A VEGETARIAN.
237 00:11:20,847 00:11:22,681 IT'S AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES. IT'S AGAINST MY PRINCIPLES.
238 00:11:22,723 00:11:25,726 ARE YOU SABOTAGING THE TEAM JUST TO SPITE ME? ARE YOU SABOTAGING THE TEAM JUST TO SPITE ME?
239 00:11:25,768 00:11:27,686 I FELT SO BAD. I FELT SO BAD.
240 00:11:27,728 00:11:29,981 I HAD TO HELP HER. I HAD TO HELP HER.
241 00:11:30,023 00:11:32,192 IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
242 00:11:32,233 00:11:35,570 SOMETIMES THEY CASTRATE BULLS FOR, UH, SOMETIMES THEY CASTRATE BULLS FOR, UH,
243 00:11:35,612 00:11:37,238 MEDICAL REASONS. MEDICAL REASONS.
244 00:11:39,866 00:11:42,452 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
245 00:11:42,494 00:11:45,205 IT WAS SO SWEET OF HIM TO HELP. IT WAS SO SWEET OF HIM TO HELP.
246 00:11:49,626 00:11:51,419 I CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T DO IT.
247 00:11:51,461 00:11:54,381 WELL, LOOKS LIKE THE GUYS LOST THIS ROUND. WELL, LOOKS LIKE THE GUYS LOST THIS ROUND.
248 00:11:54,422 00:11:57,551 THE FIRST CHALLENGE GOES TO THE FEMALE CAMPERS. THE FIRST CHALLENGE GOES TO THE FEMALE CAMPERS.
249 00:11:57,592 00:12:00,136 (ALL CHEER) (ALL CHEER)
250 00:12:00,178 00:12:03,097 THANKS FOR THE TALK, GEOFF. THANKS FOR THE TALK, GEOFF.
251 00:12:03,139 00:12:04,849 UH, WHAT? YOU'RE HELPING THEM, DORK? UH, WHAT? YOU'RE HELPING THEM, DORK?
252 00:12:04,891 00:12:06,851 YOU JUST COST US THIS ROUND. YOU JUST COST US THIS ROUND.
253 00:12:06,893 00:12:09,646 YO, IT'S MY BUSINESS WHO I TALK TO. YO, IT'S MY BUSINESS WHO I TALK TO.
254 00:12:09,688 00:12:10,938 GIMME A BREAK, MAN. GIMME A BREAK, MAN.
255 00:12:10,980 00:12:12,357 WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN. WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN.
256 00:12:12,399 00:12:14,192 -YOU BLEW IT. -COME ON. -YOU BLEW IT. -COME ON.
257 00:12:14,234 00:12:16,319 -D.J. CHICKENED OUT. -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? -D.J. CHICKENED OUT. -ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
258 00:12:16,361 00:12:17,904 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (WHISTLE BLOWS)
259 00:12:17,945 00:12:19,447 ARE WE HERE TO ARGUE ARE WE HERE TO ARGUE
260 00:12:19,489 00:12:22,492 OR ARE WE HERE TO EAT A SERIES OF REVOLTING MEALS? OR ARE WE HERE TO EAT A SERIES OF REVOLTING MEALS?
261 00:12:23,951 00:12:26,120 -ALL RIGHT. -FINE. -ALL RIGHT. -FINE.
262 00:12:26,162 00:12:28,747 -SORRY, MAN. -SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE. -SORRY, MAN. -SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUDE.
263 00:12:28,789 00:12:31,543 I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW QUICKLY THE GUYS MADE UP. I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW QUICKLY THE GUYS MADE UP.
264 00:12:31,585 00:12:36,256 EVEN I LIKE TO HOLD A GRUDGE FOR A GOOD SIX MINUTES. EVEN I LIKE TO HOLD A GRUDGE FOR A GOOD SIX MINUTES.
265 00:12:36,297 00:12:38,883 SCORE NOW STANDS AT ONE FOR THE GIRLS SCORE NOW STANDS AT ONE FOR THE GIRLS
266 00:12:38,925 00:12:40,843 AND ZERO FOR THE GUYS. AND ZERO FOR THE GUYS.
267 00:12:40,885 00:12:43,096 AND NOW THE NEXT COURSE IN AND NOW THE NEXT COURSE IN
268 00:12:43,137 00:12:46,099 "THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS." "THE BRUNCH OF DISGUSTINGNESS."
269 00:12:47,892 00:12:49,561 YOU GUYS LIKE PIZZA? YOU GUYS LIKE PIZZA?
270 00:12:49,603 00:12:53,106 I COULD EAT PIZZA ANYTIME WITH ANYTHING ON IT. I COULD EAT PIZZA ANYTIME WITH ANYTHING ON IT.
271 00:12:53,147 00:12:55,774 ANYTHING? ANYTHING?
272 00:12:55,816 00:12:59,862 HOW ABOUT LIVE GRASSHOPPER PIZZA WITH TANGY JELLYFISH SAUCE HOW ABOUT LIVE GRASSHOPPER PIZZA WITH TANGY JELLYFISH SAUCE
273 00:12:59,904 00:13:02,323 AND LIVE ANCHOVIES? AND LIVE ANCHOVIES?
274 00:13:07,161 00:13:10,998 I COULD EAT PIZZA ANYTIME WITH ANYTHING ON IT. I COULD EAT PIZZA ANYTIME WITH ANYTHING ON IT.
275 00:13:11,040 00:13:14,919 HOW ABOUT LIVE GRASSHOPPER PIZZA WITH TANGY JELLYFISH SAUCE HOW ABOUT LIVE GRASSHOPPER PIZZA WITH TANGY JELLYFISH SAUCE
276 00:13:14,961 00:13:16,755 AND LIVE ANCHOVIES? AND LIVE ANCHOVIES?
277 00:13:16,795 00:13:20,091 EW. I HATE ANCHOVIES. EW. I HATE ANCHOVIES.
278 00:13:22,636 00:13:23,970 UGH. UGH.
279 00:13:26,180 00:13:28,725 MNH-MNH, THAT IS STRAIGHT UP NASTY. MNH-MNH, THAT IS STRAIGHT UP NASTY.
280 00:13:28,767 00:13:30,685 I AIN'T EATING THAT. I AIN'T EATING THAT.
281 00:13:30,727 00:13:32,395 OH, YES, YOU ARE. OH, YES, YOU ARE.
282 00:13:32,437 00:13:34,731 I AM NOT MISSING OUT ON AN INDOOR HEATED POOL I AM NOT MISSING OUT ON AN INDOOR HEATED POOL
283 00:13:34,773 00:13:38,109 -JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T KEEP DOWN A FEW... -JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T KEEP DOWN A FEW...
284 00:13:34,773 00:13:38,109 -(CHIRPS) -(CHIRPS)
285 00:13:38,151 00:13:41,780 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
286 00:13:41,820 00:13:43,281 GRASSHOPPERS. GRASSHOPPERS.
287 00:13:43,323 00:13:45,617 OKAY, I CAN'T DO THIS. OKAY, I CAN'T DO THIS.
288 00:13:45,659 00:13:48,161 I'M DIGESTING A BULL'S PRECIOUS COJONES. I'M DIGESTING A BULL'S PRECIOUS COJONES.
289 00:13:48,202 00:13:49,912 YOU'RE GONNA EAT. YOU'RE GONNA EAT.
290 00:13:49,954 00:13:51,998 FINE. FINE.
291 00:13:52,039 00:13:54,959 CAN I GET A LITTLE PARMESAN ON THIS? CAN I GET A LITTLE PARMESAN ON THIS?
292 00:14:01,215 00:14:03,384 MMM. MMM.
293 00:14:03,426 00:14:05,011 DELICIOUS. DELICIOUS.
294 00:14:05,052 00:14:06,346 YOU'RE UP NEXT. YOU'RE UP NEXT.
295 00:14:08,515 00:14:11,559 OKAY, SURE I'VE EATEN TUNA SALAD SANDWICHES. OKAY, SURE I'VE EATEN TUNA SALAD SANDWICHES.
296 00:14:11,601 00:14:12,893 BUT I NEVER WORKED OUT MY POSITION BUT I NEVER WORKED OUT MY POSITION
297 00:14:12,935 00:14:15,104 ON EATING LIVE FISH. ON EATING LIVE FISH.
298 00:14:15,146 00:14:17,190 BUT I HAD TO GET IN GOOD WITH THE GROUP. BUT I HAD TO GET IN GOOD WITH THE GROUP.
299 00:14:17,231 00:14:19,651 GO BRIDGETTE, GO BRIDGETTE. GO BRIDGETTE, GO BRIDGETTE.
300 00:14:21,361 00:14:23,988 RIGHT ON, GIRL. RIGHT ON, GIRL.
301 00:14:26,825 00:14:31,329 WHOA, BIG GUY, NO TAKING SECONDS UNTIL EVERYBODY'S HAD A SLICE. WHOA, BIG GUY, NO TAKING SECONDS UNTIL EVERYBODY'S HAD A SLICE.
302 00:14:32,872 00:14:35,875 THERE IS NO WAY I'M EATING THAT. THERE IS NO WAY I'M EATING THAT.
303 00:14:35,916 00:14:37,711 IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD. IT'S NOT EVEN FOOD.
304 00:14:37,752 00:14:39,379 LINDSAY, LINDSAY,
305 00:14:39,420 00:14:45,468 LINDSAY, LET'S TRY A LITTLE YOGIC MEDITATION, OKAY? LINDSAY, LET'S TRY A LITTLE YOGIC MEDITATION, OKAY?
306 00:14:45,510 00:14:48,555 FIRST, GET INTO LOTUS POSITION. FIRST, GET INTO LOTUS POSITION.
307 00:14:48,596 00:14:54,935 OM, OM, UMM. OM, OM, UMM.
308 00:14:55,812 00:14:58,857 NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, TEAMWORK. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, TEAMWORK.
309 00:14:58,898 00:15:00,441 FLY ME SOME FINGERS. FLY ME SOME FINGERS.
310 00:15:02,569 00:15:04,362 I'VE GOT A WEAK STOMACH. I'VE GOT A WEAK STOMACH.
311 00:15:04,404 00:15:05,655 UH, BE RIGHT BACK. UH, BE RIGHT BACK.
312 00:15:07,407 00:15:09,242 (THROWS UP) (THROWS UP)
313 00:15:12,995 00:15:15,498 WHEN I WAS A KID, MY PARENTS USED TO HOLD ME DOWN WHEN I WAS A KID, MY PARENTS USED TO HOLD ME DOWN
314 00:15:15,540 00:15:17,458 AND FORCE FEED ME BROCCOLI. AND FORCE FEED ME BROCCOLI.
315 00:15:17,500 00:15:20,420 THEY ONLY DID IT BECAUSE BROCCOLI IS... THEY ONLY DID IT BECAUSE BROCCOLI IS...
316 00:15:20,461 00:15:21,755 GOOD FOR YA. GOOD FOR YA.
317 00:15:21,796 00:15:23,089 I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.
318 00:15:23,130 00:15:25,842 D.J., I NEED YOU TO HOLD ME DOWN D.J., I NEED YOU TO HOLD ME DOWN
319 00:15:25,884 00:15:28,928 WHILE, GEOFF, YOU STUFF THE SLICE IN MY MOUTH. WHILE, GEOFF, YOU STUFF THE SLICE IN MY MOUTH.
320 00:15:28,969 00:15:31,472 AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SCREAM OR BEG, AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SCREAM OR BEG,
321 00:15:31,514 00:15:33,600 YOU HAVE GOT TO FEED ME THAT SLICE. YOU HAVE GOT TO FEED ME THAT SLICE.
322 00:15:33,641 00:15:35,602 HUH. SURE, I'M IN. HUH. SURE, I'M IN.
323 00:15:35,643 00:15:37,478 NO, STOP. NO, STOP.
324 00:15:37,520 00:15:38,688 WAIT, IT WAS A JOKE. WAIT, IT WAS A JOKE.
325 00:15:38,730 00:15:39,773 I WAS KIDDING. I WAS KIDDING.
326 00:15:39,814 00:15:42,233 HA-HA, HA-HA, HA, HA. HA-HA, HA-HA, HA, HA.
327 00:15:42,275 00:15:43,943 I'M WARNING YOU, MY DAD'S A LAWYER. I'M WARNING YOU, MY DAD'S A LAWYER.
328 00:15:46,446 00:15:49,073 MOMMA? MOMMA?
329 00:15:52,827 00:15:54,579 IT WASN'T THAT BAD. IT WASN'T THAT BAD.
330 00:15:54,621 00:15:56,247 I WAS PLAYING IT UP FOR THE CAMERAS, I WAS PLAYING IT UP FOR THE CAMERAS,
331 00:15:56,289 00:15:58,207 YOU KNOW, TO BOOST RATINGS. YOU KNOW, TO BOOST RATINGS.
332 00:15:58,249 00:16:00,293 I DON'T REALLY MIND BEEF TESTICLES I DON'T REALLY MIND BEEF TESTICLES
333 00:16:00,334 00:16:03,922 OR LIVE GRASSHOPPER PIZZA WITH A JELLYFISH-- OR LIVE GRASSHOPPER PIZZA WITH A JELLYFISH--
334 00:16:03,963 00:16:07,884 (THROWING UP) (THROWING UP)
335 00:16:20,229 00:16:22,022 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
336 00:16:22,064 00:16:23,316 I CAN'T BE DOING THIS. I CAN'T BE DOING THIS.
337 00:16:23,357 00:16:25,276 LITTLE GRASSHOPPER MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS, LITTLE GRASSHOPPER MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS,
338 00:16:25,318 00:16:26,569 WHY WOULD I WANNA GO WHY WOULD I WANNA GO
339 00:16:26,611 00:16:28,362 AND BITE HIS LITTLE HEAD OFF FOR? AND BITE HIS LITTLE HEAD OFF FOR?
340 00:16:28,404 00:16:32,909 THE WINNERS OF THIS ROUND ARE THE GUYS. THE WINNERS OF THIS ROUND ARE THE GUYS.
341 00:16:32,951 00:16:36,454 (GUYS CHEER) (GUYS CHEER)
342 00:16:36,496 00:16:38,289 WHAT? WHAT?
343 00:16:38,331 00:16:41,041 I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THE NEXT DISH. I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THE NEXT DISH.
344 00:16:41,083 00:16:43,544 I MADE IT FROM SCRATCH. I MADE IT FROM SCRATCH.
345 00:16:43,586 00:16:44,587 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
346 00:16:44,629 00:16:46,464 WHO'S READY FOR THE THIRD COURSE? WHO'S READY FOR THE THIRD COURSE?
347 00:16:46,506 00:16:49,634 SPAGHETTI. SPAGHETTI.
348 00:16:49,676 00:16:53,930 WELL, ACTUALLY, EARTHWORMS COVERED IN SNAIL SLIME SAUCE WELL, ACTUALLY, EARTHWORMS COVERED IN SNAIL SLIME SAUCE
349 00:16:53,972 00:16:55,306 AND HAIRBALLS. AND HAIRBALLS.
350 00:16:55,348 00:16:57,725 NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! NO, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
351 00:16:57,767 00:16:59,393 AAH, AAH, AAH! AAH, AAH, AAH!
352 00:16:59,435 00:17:01,395 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
353 00:17:05,650 00:17:08,862 OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. OKAY, OKAY, I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.
354 00:17:10,864 00:17:12,740 I LOVE SPAGHETTI. I LOVE SPAGHETTI.
355 00:17:12,782 00:17:15,493 SPAGHETTI IS GOOD. SPAGHETTI IS GOOD.
356 00:17:15,535 00:17:18,162 -OKAY. -OM. -OKAY. -OM.
357 00:17:18,204 00:17:19,831 UGH. UGH.
358 00:17:19,873 00:17:22,249 (GAGS) (GAGS)
359 00:17:22,291 00:17:24,043 WHERE AM I? WHERE AM I?
360 00:17:25,294 00:17:28,047 DONE. (BURPS) DONE. (BURPS)
361 00:17:28,088 00:17:29,883 AND ONCE AGAIN, AND ONCE AGAIN,
362 00:17:29,924 00:17:32,426 THE WINNERS ARE THE GUYS. THE WINNERS ARE THE GUYS.
363 00:17:32,468 00:17:33,594 GUYS: YAHOO! GUYS: YAHOO!
364 00:17:33,636 00:17:35,013 COME ON, YOU GUYS, COME ON, YOU GUYS,
365 00:17:35,054 00:17:36,848 LET'S SHOW THEM SOME GIRL POWER. LET'S SHOW THEM SOME GIRL POWER.
366 00:17:36,890 00:17:38,057 BRIDGETTE'S RIGHT. BRIDGETTE'S RIGHT.
367 00:17:38,098 00:17:40,309 -LET'S KICK SOME BOY BUTT. -YEAH. -LET'S KICK SOME BOY BUTT. -YEAH.
368 00:17:40,351 00:17:42,186 JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG. JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG.
369 00:17:42,228 00:17:43,813 WE'VE GOTTA ACT LIKE A TEAM. WE'VE GOTTA ACT LIKE A TEAM.
370 00:17:43,855 00:17:45,231 WHATEVER. WHATEVER.
371 00:17:45,272 00:17:47,025 CHRIS: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, CHRIS: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
372 00:17:47,066 00:17:49,527 TIME FOR COURSE NUMBER FOUR. TIME FOR COURSE NUMBER FOUR.
373 00:17:49,569 00:17:53,447 NO NINE COURSE MEAL WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOUP. NO NINE COURSE MEAL WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOUP.
374 00:17:53,489 00:17:57,702 TODAY'S SPECIAL IS FRENCH BUNION SOUP TODAY'S SPECIAL IS FRENCH BUNION SOUP
375 00:17:57,744 00:18:00,705 WITH HANGNAIL CRACKERS. WITH HANGNAIL CRACKERS.
376 00:18:00,747 00:18:04,083 I THINK THEY JUST USED STUFF FROM CHEF'S BATHROOM FLOOR. I THINK THEY JUST USED STUFF FROM CHEF'S BATHROOM FLOOR.
377 00:18:07,420 00:18:08,504 (GASPS) (GASPS)
378 00:18:16,930 00:18:18,765 I DIDN'T EVEN TASTE IT. I DIDN'T EVEN TASTE IT.
379 00:18:18,806 00:18:20,850 THE GIRLS WIN AGAIN. THE GIRLS WIN AGAIN.
380 00:18:20,892 00:18:24,478 -THE SCORE'S NOW TIED UP AT TWO. -THE SCORE'S NOW TIED UP AT TWO.
381 00:18:20,892 00:18:24,478 -WE WON. -WE WON.
382 00:18:24,520 00:18:26,480 I THINK THE GIRLS REALLY MADE A BREAKTHROUGH I THINK THE GIRLS REALLY MADE A BREAKTHROUGH
383 00:18:26,522 00:18:27,941 AS A TEAM. AS A TEAM.
384 00:18:27,982 00:18:30,359 ONLY FIVE MORE COURSES LEFT. ONLY FIVE MORE COURSES LEFT.
385 00:18:30,401 00:18:32,319 BON APPETIT. BON APPETIT.
386 00:18:33,905 00:18:37,825 CHORUS: ♪ YOU GOTTA EAT ♪ CHORUS: ♪ YOU GOTTA EAT ♪
387 00:18:37,867 00:18:41,412 ♪ EAT TO WIN ♪ ♪ EAT TO WIN ♪
388 00:18:41,454 00:18:45,124 ♪ DON'T LET THEM GROSS YOU OUT ♪ ♪ DON'T LET THEM GROSS YOU OUT ♪
389 00:18:45,165 00:18:48,628 ♪ DON'T LET THEM PUSH YOU DOWN ♪ ♪ DON'T LET THEM PUSH YOU DOWN ♪
390 00:18:48,669 00:18:55,259 ♪ STAND UP TALL AND SAY YOU CAN ♪ ♪ STAND UP TALL AND SAY YOU CAN ♪
391 00:18:56,302 00:19:02,809 ♪ YOU GOTTA EAT EAT TO WIN ♪ ♪ YOU GOTTA EAT EAT TO WIN ♪
392 00:19:02,850 00:19:09,273 ♪ YOU GOTTA EAT EAT TO WIN ♪ ♪ YOU GOTTA EAT EAT TO WIN ♪
393 00:19:09,315 00:19:10,274 WOW. WOW.
394 00:19:10,316 00:19:11,776 IT'S STILL TIED UP. IT'S STILL TIED UP.
395 00:19:11,818 00:19:15,613 WE'RE DOWN TO THE LAST COURSE IN THE CHALLENGE. WE'RE DOWN TO THE LAST COURSE IN THE CHALLENGE.
396 00:19:15,655 00:19:19,075 IT'S DELICIOUS DOLPHIN WIENERS. IT'S DELICIOUS DOLPHIN WIENERS.
397 00:19:19,117 00:19:21,077 HOT DOGS MADE OF DOLPHIN. HOT DOGS MADE OF DOLPHIN.
398 00:19:21,119 00:19:24,789 (GASPS) BUT DOLPHINS ARE OUR FRIENDS. (GASPS) BUT DOLPHINS ARE OUR FRIENDS.
399 00:19:24,831 00:19:25,957 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
400 00:19:25,999 00:19:27,291 IT'S ALREADY DEAD. IT'S ALREADY DEAD.
401 00:19:27,333 00:19:29,585 IF YOU DON'T EAT IT, WE DON'T WIN. IF YOU DON'T EAT IT, WE DON'T WIN.
402 00:19:29,627 00:19:31,504 OH, I CAN'T. OH, I CAN'T.
403 00:19:31,545 00:19:32,964 I'M A SURFER. I'M A SURFER.
404 00:19:33,006 00:19:34,507 I SWIM WITH DOLPHINS. I SWIM WITH DOLPHINS.
405 00:19:34,548 00:19:35,758 EAT IT! EAT IT!
406 00:19:35,800 00:19:37,718 NO, I'M NOT DOING IT. NO, I'M NOT DOING IT.
407 00:19:37,760 00:19:39,053 YOU CAN'T PRESSURE ME. YOU CAN'T PRESSURE ME.
408 00:19:39,095 00:19:42,264 I'M WITH YOU, SISTER, I'M NOT EATING NO DOLPHIN. I'M WITH YOU, SISTER, I'M NOT EATING NO DOLPHIN.
409 00:19:42,306 00:19:45,810 I SLAVE OVER A HOT STOVE COOKING DOLPHIN, I SLAVE OVER A HOT STOVE COOKING DOLPHIN,
410 00:19:45,852 00:19:47,311 NO APPRECIATION. NO APPRECIATION.
411 00:19:50,940 00:19:52,358 OKAY, ENOUGH. OKAY, ENOUGH.
412 00:19:52,399 00:19:54,819 WE'LL SOLVE THIS BY HAVING AN EAT-OFF. WE'LL SOLVE THIS BY HAVING AN EAT-OFF.
413 00:19:56,529 00:19:57,697 WHOEVER CAN DRINK WHOEVER CAN DRINK
414 00:19:57,738 00:19:59,365 THE MOST SHOT GLASSES OF FRESH THE MOST SHOT GLASSES OF FRESH
415 00:19:59,406 00:20:00,908 DELICIOUS BLENDED COCKROACH DELICIOUS BLENDED COCKROACH
416 00:20:00,950 00:20:02,576 WILL BE THE WINNER. WILL BE THE WINNER.
417 00:20:02,618 00:20:05,579 THIS UNLIKELY SATISFYING BLEND OF EIGHT DIFFERENT COCKROACHES THIS UNLIKELY SATISFYING BLEND OF EIGHT DIFFERENT COCKROACHES
418 00:20:05,621 00:20:08,290 IS VITAMIN RICH FOR YOUR BALANCED LIFESTYLE. IS VITAMIN RICH FOR YOUR BALANCED LIFESTYLE.
419 00:20:08,332 00:20:09,750 ON YOUR MARK, ON YOUR MARK,
420 00:20:09,792 00:20:12,294 GET SET, GO. GET SET, GO.
421 00:20:28,936 00:20:30,771 OWEN WINS. OWEN WINS.
422 00:20:33,232 00:20:36,485 LESHAWNA, YOU ARE COMPLETELY USELESS. LESHAWNA, YOU ARE COMPLETELY USELESS.
423 00:20:36,527 00:20:38,696 OH. SOMETHING'S COMING UP. OH. SOMETHING'S COMING UP.
424 00:21:03,888 00:21:06,182 CHRIS: THE GUYS ARE THE BIG WINNERS TODAY, CHRIS: THE GUYS ARE THE BIG WINNERS TODAY,
425 00:21:07,391 00:21:10,644 AND THE GIRLS GO THEIR SEPARATE WAYS. AND THE GIRLS GO THEIR SEPARATE WAYS.
426 00:21:10,686 00:21:13,814 TWO DEFINITIVE CLEATS HAVE BEEN CEMENTED. TWO DEFINITIVE CLEATS HAVE BEEN CEMENTED.
427 00:21:13,856 00:21:16,316 -(KNOCKING ON THE DOOR) -FOR NOW. -(KNOCKING ON THE DOOR) -FOR NOW.
428 00:21:16,358 00:21:18,694 WHAT SHOCKING SURPRISES ARE IN STORE WHAT SHOCKING SURPRISES ARE IN STORE
429 00:21:18,736 00:21:23,282 FOR OUR CAMPERS NEXT WEEK AS THEY HEAD FOR THE BIG MERGE. FOR OUR CAMPERS NEXT WEEK AS THEY HEAD FOR THE BIG MERGE.
430 00:21:23,323 00:21:29,288 TUNE IN ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. TUNE IN ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.