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1 00:00:02,377 00:00:05,714 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
2 00:00:05,756 00:00:07,883 THE ELEVEN SURVIVING CAMPERS WERE PUT THROUGH THE ELEVEN SURVIVING CAMPERS WERE PUT THROUGH
3 00:00:07,925 00:00:11,929 MASTER CHIEF HATCHET'S BRUTAL BOOT CAMP. MASTER CHIEF HATCHET'S BRUTAL BOOT CAMP.
4 00:00:11,971 00:00:14,431 DUNCAN WAS THE FIRST TO BE SENT TO THE BRIG DUNCAN WAS THE FIRST TO BE SENT TO THE BRIG
5 00:00:14,473 00:00:18,059 BY MAJOR HARSHNESS FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT. BY MAJOR HARSHNESS FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT.
6 00:00:18,101 00:00:19,770 SHOCKER. SHOCKER.
7 00:00:19,812 00:00:23,064 BUT WHAT WAS A SURPRISE WAS WHEN BY-THE-BOOK COURTNEY BUT WHAT WAS A SURPRISE WAS WHEN BY-THE-BOOK COURTNEY
8 00:00:23,106 00:00:26,443 SMUGGLED FOOD TO P.O.W. DUNCAN SMUGGLED FOOD TO P.O.W. DUNCAN
9 00:00:26,485 00:00:29,446 THE TWO PROCEEDED TO PULL A B-AND-E TO STEAL SOME THE TWO PROCEEDED TO PULL A B-AND-E TO STEAL SOME
10 00:00:29,488 00:00:34,576 P.B. AND J AND ENDED UP K-I-S-S-I-N-G. P.B. AND J AND ENDED UP K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
11 00:00:34,618 00:00:37,371 LESHAWNA WON HER STRIPES FOR THE GOPHERS. LESHAWNA WON HER STRIPES FOR THE GOPHERS.
12 00:00:37,412 00:00:39,581 AND THE BASS SMELT SOMETHING FISHY AND THE BASS SMELT SOMETHING FISHY
13 00:00:39,623 00:00:42,459 WHEN COURTNEY WAS SUDDENLY VOTED OFF. WHEN COURTNEY WAS SUDDENLY VOTED OFF.
14 00:00:42,501 00:00:45,420 CONFESSION CAMS REVEALED THAT IT WAS HAROLD WHO TAMPERED CONFESSION CAMS REVEALED THAT IT WAS HAROLD WHO TAMPERED
15 00:00:45,462 00:00:48,632 WITH THE VOTES TO GET BACK AT DUNCAN FOR TORTURING HIM, WITH THE VOTES TO GET BACK AT DUNCAN FOR TORTURING HIM,
16 00:00:48,674 00:00:50,342 WHICH SEEMS A BIT UNFAIR. WHICH SEEMS A BIT UNFAIR.
17 00:00:50,384 00:00:53,470 I MEAN, HELLO, HE'S A BULLY. I MEAN, HELLO, HE'S A BULLY.
18 00:00:53,512 00:00:55,764 THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
19 00:00:55,806 00:00:57,265 BIRDS GOTTA FLY. BIRDS GOTTA FLY.
20 00:00:57,307 00:00:59,476 FISHES GOTTA SWIM, DUDE. FISHES GOTTA SWIM, DUDE.
21 00:00:59,518 00:01:01,812 LET A PLAYER PLAY. LET A PLAYER PLAY.
22 00:01:01,854 00:01:05,941 THIS WEEK THE CAMPERS ARE PUSHED TO THE X-TREME! THIS WEEK THE CAMPERS ARE PUSHED TO THE X-TREME!
23 00:01:05,983 00:01:08,276 WHO WILL CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE? WHO WILL CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE?
24 00:01:08,318 00:01:12,740 FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
25 00:02:25,562 00:02:26,730 (SNORING) (SNORING)
26 00:02:35,656 00:02:39,868 (AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARING) (AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARING)
27 00:02:44,498 00:02:46,249 INCOMING! INCOMING!
28 00:02:46,291 00:02:47,375 HIT THE DECK! HIT THE DECK!
29 00:02:47,417 00:02:48,502 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
30 00:02:50,295 00:02:51,546 YES! YES!
31 00:02:51,588 00:02:54,716 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY PILOT'S LICENSE! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY PILOT'S LICENSE!
32 00:03:02,724 00:03:05,393 JUST FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES FOR TODAY'S JUST FLEXING YOUR MUSCLES FOR TODAY'S
33 00:03:05,435 00:03:08,605 X-TREME SPORTS CHALLENGE! X-TREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!
34 00:03:08,647 00:03:11,025 (ECHOING) (ECHOING)
35 00:03:11,066 00:03:14,402 UH, IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS. UH, IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS.
36 00:03:14,444 00:03:17,572 THIS WEEK YOU'LL PARTICIPATE IN THREE CHALLENGES. THIS WEEK YOU'LL PARTICIPATE IN THREE CHALLENGES.
37 00:03:17,614 00:03:22,786 FIRST UP, X-TREME SOFA BED SKYDIVING! FIRST UP, X-TREME SOFA BED SKYDIVING!
38 00:03:22,828 00:03:25,164 CONTESTANTS WILL PLUMMET-- UH-- CONTESTANTS WILL PLUMMET-- UH--
39 00:03:25,204 00:03:28,625 SKYDIVE TO AWAITING SOFA BED TARGET BELOW. SKYDIVE TO AWAITING SOFA BED TARGET BELOW.
40 00:03:34,798 00:03:37,258 OF COURSE, YOU'LL BE SKYDIVING OF COURSE, YOU'LL BE SKYDIVING
41 00:03:37,300 00:03:40,846 FROM FIVE THOUSAND FEET AND USING THESE. FROM FIVE THOUSAND FEET AND USING THESE.
42 00:03:44,516 00:03:49,563 OUR LUCKY CONTESTANTS ARE TRENT AND D.J. OUR LUCKY CONTESTANTS ARE TRENT AND D.J.
43 00:03:49,604 00:03:51,356 SURE. WHY NOT? SURE. WHY NOT?
44 00:03:51,398 00:03:54,317 YOU KNOW, WHAT THEY SAY ON BLACK COMB MOUNTAIN, BRO? YOU KNOW, WHAT THEY SAY ON BLACK COMB MOUNTAIN, BRO?
45 00:03:54,359 00:03:57,029 BEST GLIMPSE OF HEAVEN'S ON THE WAY INTO HELL. BEST GLIMPSE OF HEAVEN'S ON THE WAY INTO HELL.
46 00:03:57,071 00:03:58,572 LET'S DO THIS. LET'S DO THIS.
47 00:03:58,613 00:04:00,157 YEAH. UGH. YEAH. UGH.
48 00:04:00,199 00:04:01,825 SURE. BRING IT ON. SURE. BRING IT ON.
49 00:04:01,867 00:04:05,620 NOT SO FAST, BECAUSE, THE SECOND CHALLENGE NOT SO FAST, BECAUSE, THE SECOND CHALLENGE
50 00:04:05,662 00:04:10,918 OF THE DAY IS X-TREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING! OF THE DAY IS X-TREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING!
51 00:04:10,959 00:04:14,838 CONTESTANT WILL RODEO RIDE THE GREAT CANADIAN BUCKING MOOSE CONTESTANT WILL RODEO RIDE THE GREAT CANADIAN BUCKING MOOSE
52 00:04:14,880 00:04:19,593 FOR 8 SECONDS OR GET HOOFED INTO A GIANT PILE OF SOCKS FOR 8 SECONDS OR GET HOOFED INTO A GIANT PILE OF SOCKS
53 00:04:19,634 00:04:21,720 FROM THE LOST AND FOUND. FROM THE LOST AND FOUND.
54 00:04:21,762 00:04:24,890 THAT'S STINK PILE AIN'T NOTHING BUT LAUNDRY DAY BACK HOME. THAT'S STINK PILE AIN'T NOTHING BUT LAUNDRY DAY BACK HOME.
55 00:04:24,932 00:04:27,684 IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, LESHAWNA. IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, LESHAWNA.
56 00:04:27,726 00:04:32,731 YOU'RE RIDING FOR GOPHERS AND GEOFF, YOU'LL RIDE FOR BASS. YOU'RE RIDING FOR GOPHERS AND GEOFF, YOU'LL RIDE FOR BASS.
57 00:04:32,773 00:04:35,525 HE DOESN'T LOOK TOO BUCKY TO ME. HE DOESN'T LOOK TOO BUCKY TO ME.
58 00:04:35,567 00:04:36,568 HI, BEAUTIFUL. HI, BEAUTIFUL.
59 00:04:38,237 00:04:40,197 AND THE FINAL CHALLENGE-- AND THE FINAL CHALLENGE--
60 00:04:40,239 00:04:44,534 X-TREME SEADOO WATER SKIING! X-TREME SEADOO WATER SKIING!
61 00:04:44,576 00:04:47,495 CONTESTANT WILL WATER SKI A RACE COURSE GRABBING CONTESTANT WILL WATER SKI A RACE COURSE GRABBING
62 00:04:47,537 00:04:50,749 AS MANY FLAGS THEY CAN BEFORE CROSSING THE FINISH LINE. AS MANY FLAGS THEY CAN BEFORE CROSSING THE FINISH LINE.
63 00:04:50,791 00:04:53,334 WHILE A MEMBER FROM THE OPPOSING TEAM DRIVES WHILE A MEMBER FROM THE OPPOSING TEAM DRIVES
64 00:04:53,376 00:04:54,377 THE SEADOO. THE SEADOO.
65 00:04:54,419 00:04:56,213 HOW CAN WE WATER SKI WITHOUT WATER? HOW CAN WE WATER SKI WITHOUT WATER?
66 00:04:56,255 00:05:00,092 IT'S REALLY HARD. CHECK IT OUT. IT'S REALLY HARD. CHECK IT OUT.
67 00:05:03,595 00:05:07,057 (LAUGHS) AWESOME! (LAUGHS) AWESOME!
68 00:05:07,099 00:05:09,268 HAROLD! YOU'LL SKI FOR KILLER BASS... HAROLD! YOU'LL SKI FOR KILLER BASS...
69 00:05:09,309 00:05:10,393 SWEET! SWEET!
70 00:05:10,435 00:05:12,854 AND LINDSAY FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS. AND LINDSAY FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.
71 00:05:12,896 00:05:16,858 COOL! I CAN MODEL MY NEW BIKINI. COOL! I CAN MODEL MY NEW BIKINI.
72 00:05:16,900 00:05:19,861 NOW FOR THE COOL SWAG, WHOEVER SCORES NOW FOR THE COOL SWAG, WHOEVER SCORES
73 00:05:19,903 00:05:22,823 THE MOST CHALLENGES GET BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR THE NIGHT, THE MOST CHALLENGES GET BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR THE NIGHT,
74 00:05:22,864 00:05:25,951 SAVES THEIR BUTTS FROM ELIMINATION AND WINS SAVES THEIR BUTTS FROM ELIMINATION AND WINS
75 00:05:25,993 00:05:29,163 A TRICKED-OUT MULTI-MESSAGE MOBILE SHOWER. A TRICKED-OUT MULTI-MESSAGE MOBILE SHOWER.
76 00:05:32,415 00:05:33,625 (ALL GASP) (ALL GASP)
77 00:05:33,667 00:05:35,085 LINDSAY: CAN IT BE? LINDSAY: CAN IT BE?
78 00:05:35,127 00:05:37,587 OH. IT BE. OH. IT BE.
79 00:05:37,629 00:05:39,965 UGH. A SHOWER? UGH. A SHOWER?
80 00:05:40,007 00:05:42,467 HOW ABOUT SOMETHING GOOD? HOW ABOUT SOMETHING GOOD?
81 00:05:42,509 00:05:44,719 LISTEN TO ME, YOU MARSHMALLOW-EATING GOOF, LISTEN TO ME, YOU MARSHMALLOW-EATING GOOF,
82 00:05:44,761 00:05:47,306 WE ARE GONNA WIN THAT SHOWER IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO. WE ARE GONNA WIN THAT SHOWER IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO.
83 00:05:47,346 00:05:48,556 GOT IT? GOT IT?
84 00:05:54,646 00:05:57,149 OKAY, GANG, CHOW FOR BREAKIE, OKAY, GANG, CHOW FOR BREAKIE,
85 00:05:57,191 00:05:59,193 THEN REPORT BACK IN 20 MINUTES THEN REPORT BACK IN 20 MINUTES
86 00:05:59,234 00:06:03,155 FOR THE X-TREME SPORT CHALLENGE! FOR THE X-TREME SPORT CHALLENGE!
87 00:06:21,506 00:06:22,799 SWEET GRUB, BRO. SWEET GRUB, BRO.
88 00:06:25,468 00:06:28,429 FOR THE GIRL WITH SMOLDERING EYES? FOR THE GIRL WITH SMOLDERING EYES?
89 00:06:32,600 00:06:35,562 CHECK IT OUT, IT'S A CORNY HAIKU POEM. CHECK IT OUT, IT'S A CORNY HAIKU POEM.
90 00:06:35,603 00:06:37,022 WHOA. WHOA.
91 00:06:37,064 00:06:39,649 SOME DUDE'S CRUSHING BIG TIME. SOME DUDE'S CRUSHING BIG TIME.
92 00:06:39,691 00:06:41,360 IT'S PROBABLY FOR YOU. IT'S PROBABLY FOR YOU.
93 00:06:41,400 00:06:42,777 REALLY? REALLY?
94 00:06:42,819 00:06:44,487 I WAS GONNA SAY IT WAS FOR YOU. I WAS GONNA SAY IT WAS FOR YOU.
95 00:06:44,529 00:06:47,241 BUT TRENT IS TOTALLY CRUNCHING ON YOU. BUT TRENT IS TOTALLY CRUNCHING ON YOU.
96 00:06:47,282 00:06:50,744 I'VE SEEN THE WAY HE ALWAYS SCAMS AN EXTRA MUFFIN FOR YOU. I'VE SEEN THE WAY HE ALWAYS SCAMS AN EXTRA MUFFIN FOR YOU.
97 00:06:50,785 00:06:52,746 YEAH, BUT GEOFF IS SO INTO YOU. YEAH, BUT GEOFF IS SO INTO YOU.
98 00:06:52,787 00:06:54,164 REMEMBER AT THE DOCK YESTERDAY REMEMBER AT THE DOCK YESTERDAY
99 00:06:54,206 00:06:55,749 HOW HE TRIED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? HOW HE TRIED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION?
100 00:07:05,550 00:07:07,677 THEN AGAIN, GEOFF PROBABLY COULDN'T PRONOUNCE HAIKU, THEN AGAIN, GEOFF PROBABLY COULDN'T PRONOUNCE HAIKU,
101 00:07:07,719 00:07:09,596 LET ALONE WRITE ONE. LET ALONE WRITE ONE.
102 00:07:09,637 00:07:11,348 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
103 00:07:11,390 00:07:14,559 NOTHING. HE'S JUST NOT EXACTLY THE SCHOLARLY TYPE. NOTHING. HE'S JUST NOT EXACTLY THE SCHOLARLY TYPE.
104 00:07:14,601 00:07:17,187 OH, AND I SUPPOSE TRENT IS BUSY BONING UP ON HIS OH, AND I SUPPOSE TRENT IS BUSY BONING UP ON HIS
105 00:07:17,229 00:07:19,564 NIETZSCHE IN HIS SPARE TIME? NIETZSCHE IN HIS SPARE TIME?
106 00:07:19,606 00:07:23,443 I THINK TRENT IS MORE NIETZSCHE THAN GEOFF IS HAIKU-IE. I THINK TRENT IS MORE NIETZSCHE THAN GEOFF IS HAIKU-IE.
107 00:07:23,484 00:07:25,486 HAIKU-IE? HUMPH. HAIKU-IE? HUMPH.
108 00:07:25,528 00:07:27,530 WELL, AT LEAST GEOFF ISN'T A POSER. WELL, AT LEAST GEOFF ISN'T A POSER.
109 00:07:27,572 00:07:29,699 TRENT PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN WRITE HIS OWN SONGS. TRENT PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN WRITE HIS OWN SONGS.
110 00:07:33,620 00:07:37,207 TELL YOU WHAT, BETTY, I'LL BET YOU TWO NIGHTS' DESERT TELL YOU WHAT, BETTY, I'LL BET YOU TWO NIGHTS' DESERT
111 00:07:37,249 00:07:39,876 THAT THE POEM WAS FOR ME. THAT THE POEM WAS FOR ME.
112 00:07:39,918 00:07:42,921 OH, I'M UP FOR THAT. DOWN WITH THAT. OH, I'M UP FOR THAT. DOWN WITH THAT.
113 00:07:42,963 00:07:44,214 WHATEVER. YOU'RE ON. WHATEVER. YOU'RE ON.
114 00:07:46,007 00:07:49,386 NOW, REMEMBER, GROUND TEAMS CAN WHEELIE NOW, REMEMBER, GROUND TEAMS CAN WHEELIE
115 00:07:49,428 00:07:52,180 THE SOFA BEDS WHEREVER THEY WANT IN ORDER TO HELP THE SOFA BEDS WHEREVER THEY WANT IN ORDER TO HELP
116 00:07:52,222 00:07:54,057 THEIR COMRADE WITH THE LANDING. THEIR COMRADE WITH THE LANDING.
117 00:07:54,099 00:07:55,809 SAYONARA, TRENT. SAYONARA, TRENT.
118 00:07:55,850 00:07:58,103 I HOPE YOUR ATTEMPTS TO IMPRESS WEIRD GOTH GIRL I HOPE YOUR ATTEMPTS TO IMPRESS WEIRD GOTH GIRL
119 00:07:58,145 00:07:59,562 ARE WORTH THE CHALK OUTLINE. ARE WORTH THE CHALK OUTLINE.
120 00:08:01,731 00:08:04,276 UH, DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE TRENT'S DOING THIS UH, DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE TRENT'S DOING THIS
121 00:08:04,318 00:08:07,070 AS A FORM OF SELF-EXPRESSION, LIKE HAIKU? AS A FORM OF SELF-EXPRESSION, LIKE HAIKU?
122 00:08:09,239 00:08:10,573 OR--NOT. OR--NOT.
123 00:08:13,534 00:08:17,331 (SIGHS) OKAY, SO IT WASN'T MY MOST SUBTLE SLEUTHING MOMENT. (SIGHS) OKAY, SO IT WASN'T MY MOST SUBTLE SLEUTHING MOMENT.
124 00:08:25,630 00:08:28,216 IF YOU COULD JUST FILL THESE OUT? IF YOU COULD JUST FILL THESE OUT?
125 00:08:28,258 00:08:29,343 WHAT? WHAT?
126 00:08:29,384 00:08:30,802 WE ALREADY SIGNED THE INSURANCE FORMS WE ALREADY SIGNED THE INSURANCE FORMS
127 00:08:30,844 00:08:32,346 IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW! IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW!
128 00:08:32,387 00:08:36,850 YEAH, BUT THESE ARE FOR ORGAN DONATION! YEAH, BUT THESE ARE FOR ORGAN DONATION!
129 00:08:36,891 00:08:38,893 I HAVE THIS COOL CANNIBAL CHALLENGE I HAVE THIS COOL CANNIBAL CHALLENGE
130 00:08:38,935 00:08:42,605 I WANT TO PITCH TO THE PRODUCERS AND THIS WILL GO A LONG WAY I WANT TO PITCH TO THE PRODUCERS AND THIS WILL GO A LONG WAY
131 00:08:42,647 00:08:45,942 TOWARD BUDGETING FREE PROPS! TOWARD BUDGETING FREE PROPS!
132 00:08:45,984 00:08:48,862 HERE COMES THE DROP, BOYS! HERE COMES THE DROP, BOYS!
133 00:08:48,903 00:08:50,697 I DON'T SEE THE DROP ZONE. I DON'T SEE THE DROP ZONE.
134 00:08:56,328 00:08:59,580 PUSH, WHY IS THIS THING SO HEAVY? PUSH, WHY IS THIS THING SO HEAVY?
135 00:09:05,170 00:09:08,423 COME ON, YOU BIG TUB OF LARD, MOVE. COME ON, YOU BIG TUB OF LARD, MOVE.
136 00:09:08,465 00:09:09,632 (SIGHING) (SIGHING)
137 00:09:09,674 00:09:11,092 ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS? ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS?
138 00:09:14,637 00:09:16,473 AT LEAST IT'LL BE A SOFT LANDING. AT LEAST IT'LL BE A SOFT LANDING.
139 00:09:20,560 00:09:23,813 UH--I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS MAN. UH--I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS MAN.
140 00:09:23,855 00:09:26,525 DON'T WORRY, DUDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL HIT THE MATTRESS. DON'T WORRY, DUDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL HIT THE MATTRESS.
141 00:09:26,566 00:09:28,151 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
142 00:09:28,193 00:09:29,361 OH, SNAP. (GASPING) OH, SNAP. (GASPING)
143 00:09:36,493 00:09:38,078 TRENT? TRENT?
144 00:09:38,119 00:09:40,414 (GROANS) (GROANS)
145 00:09:40,455 00:09:44,292 OKAY, PULL THE BLUE CORD FIRST THEN THE RED. OKAY, PULL THE BLUE CORD FIRST THEN THE RED.
146 00:09:44,334 00:09:46,002 BLUE THEN RED. BLUE THEN RED.
147 00:09:46,044 00:09:47,003 BLUE. BLUE.
148 00:09:47,045 00:09:48,255 RED! RED!
149 00:09:48,296 00:09:49,423 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
150 00:09:52,759 00:09:55,303 YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC? YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY ROMANTIC?
151 00:09:55,345 00:09:58,723 UH, WRITING SOMEONE'S NAME IN THE SNOW WITH YOUR PEE? UH, WRITING SOMEONE'S NAME IN THE SNOW WITH YOUR PEE?
152 00:09:58,765 00:10:02,769 UH, ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING MORE OF THE WRITTEN WORD. UH, ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING MORE OF THE WRITTEN WORD.
153 00:10:02,810 00:10:06,356 OH. YOU MEAN LIKE A TATTOO. OH. YOU MEAN LIKE A TATTOO.
154 00:10:06,398 00:10:07,357 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
155 00:10:07,399 00:10:09,443 I'VE GOT ONE ON MY BUTT. WANNA SEE? I'VE GOT ONE ON MY BUTT. WANNA SEE?
156 00:10:09,484 00:10:10,485 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
157 00:10:17,367 00:10:19,411 ALL: GO! GO! GO! ALL: GO! GO! GO!
158 00:10:19,453 00:10:21,037 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
159 00:10:26,626 00:10:29,337 -ALL: YEAH! -BRIDGETTE: WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT! -ALL: YEAH! -BRIDGETTE: WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!
160 00:10:29,379 00:10:31,089 EVERYTHING'S STILL HERE? EVERYTHING'S STILL HERE?
161 00:10:31,131 00:10:32,966 NOTHING'S BROKEN? NOTHING'S BROKEN?
162 00:10:33,007 00:10:34,384 WHEW! WHEW!
163 00:10:34,426 00:10:36,511 (GASPING) (GASPING)
164 00:10:36,553 00:10:37,678 (WHISTLING) (WHISTLING)
165 00:10:41,766 00:10:43,059 GOPHERS LOSE! GOPHERS LOSE!
166 00:10:43,101 00:10:44,352 BASS WINS! BASS WINS!
167 00:10:44,394 00:10:47,939 1-0. 1-0.
168 00:10:47,981 00:10:49,732 NICE GOING, TRENT. NICE GOING, TRENT.
169 00:10:49,774 00:10:52,777 TRENT, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME TRENT, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME
170 00:10:52,819 00:10:56,948 BEFORE THEY TAKE YOU TO GET, UH--RE-BONED? BEFORE THEY TAKE YOU TO GET, UH--RE-BONED?
171 00:10:56,990 00:10:58,366 YEAH. YEAH.
172 00:10:58,408 00:10:59,659 IS MY HAIR MESSED UP? IS MY HAIR MESSED UP?
173 00:11:06,791 00:11:13,340 OKAY, COWPOKES, LET'S START THE RODEO MOOSE CHALLENGE! OKAY, COWPOKES, LET'S START THE RODEO MOOSE CHALLENGE!
174 00:11:13,381 00:11:15,883 GEOFF: RODEO RIDING'S KIND OF LIKE SURFING, GEOFF: RODEO RIDING'S KIND OF LIKE SURFING,
175 00:11:15,925 00:11:20,639 ONCE YOU CATCH THE LIP, YOU JUST FLOW WITH THE MOJO. ONCE YOU CATCH THE LIP, YOU JUST FLOW WITH THE MOJO.
176 00:11:20,679 00:11:22,890 YEAH, FLOW. YEAH, FLOW.
177 00:11:22,932 00:11:26,561 KINDA LIKE THE ANCIENT ART OF JAPANESE HAIKU. KINDA LIKE THE ANCIENT ART OF JAPANESE HAIKU.
178 00:11:26,603 00:11:30,398 WHAT'S A HAIKU? WHAT'S A HAIKU?
179 00:11:30,440 00:11:32,526 HEY, BRIDGE, HEY, BRIDGE,
180 00:11:32,567 00:11:34,277 WANNA SEE THAT TAT? WANNA SEE THAT TAT?
181 00:11:34,319 00:11:35,612 WHOA! WHOA!
182 00:11:35,654 00:11:38,448 DEFINITELY NOT HAIKU-IE. DEFINITELY NOT HAIKU-IE.
183 00:11:38,490 00:11:39,698 (MOOSE SNORTING) (MOOSE SNORTING)
184 00:11:43,244 00:11:44,287 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
185 00:11:45,664 00:11:46,831 AND GEOFF'S-- AND GEOFF'S--
186 00:11:49,459 00:11:50,502 OUT? OUT?
187 00:11:52,546 00:11:55,549 OOH! THAT STINKS BIG-TIME FOR BASS. OOH! THAT STINKS BIG-TIME FOR BASS.
188 00:11:55,590 00:11:58,635 CHRIS: WAIT A MINUTE. PAUSE THAT. CHRIS: WAIT A MINUTE. PAUSE THAT.
189 00:11:58,677 00:12:02,639 LET'S JUST REWIND THAT SHOT AND RUN IT IN SUPER-SLOW-MO. LET'S JUST REWIND THAT SHOT AND RUN IT IN SUPER-SLOW-MO.
190 00:12:02,681 00:12:04,516 I'M EMBARRASSED. I'M EMBARRASSED.
191 00:12:04,558 00:12:06,059 THIS IS SO DEGRADING. THIS IS SO DEGRADING.
192 00:12:06,100 00:12:07,852 I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME!
193 00:12:07,894 00:12:10,564 CAN WE JUST PLEASE GET A DECENT BUDGET TOGETHER CAN WE JUST PLEASE GET A DECENT BUDGET TOGETHER
194 00:12:10,605 00:12:12,731 FOR HAIR AND MAKEUP? FOR HAIR AND MAKEUP?
195 00:12:12,773 00:12:14,651 I LOOK LIKE I JUST FELL OUT OF BED. I LOOK LIKE I JUST FELL OUT OF BED.
196 00:12:14,693 00:12:16,069 JEESH! JEESH!
197 00:12:16,110 00:12:19,447 NO, SERIOUSLY, THAT IS SOME RANK STUFF. NO, SERIOUSLY, THAT IS SOME RANK STUFF.
198 00:12:19,489 00:12:21,449 LESHAWNA, LET'S JET! LESHAWNA, LET'S JET!
199 00:12:25,453 00:12:26,621 (BIRD CHIRPING) (BIRD CHIRPING)
200 00:12:34,337 00:12:37,173 I HOPE YOU GOT A MOOSE-BURGER RECIPE HANDY. I HOPE YOU GOT A MOOSE-BURGER RECIPE HANDY.
201 00:12:37,215 00:12:38,216 (CHUCKLING) (CHUCKLING)
202 00:12:38,258 00:12:39,300 LESHAWNA: EASY, BOY. LESHAWNA: EASY, BOY.
203 00:12:39,342 00:12:41,135 YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME MAD, NOW. YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME MAD, NOW.
204 00:12:41,177 00:12:42,512 (MOOSE SNORTING) (MOOSE SNORTING)
205 00:12:42,554 00:12:43,971 SWEET MOTHER OF--AAH! SWEET MOTHER OF--AAH!
206 00:12:47,350 00:12:50,353 SO, YOUR GUY'S A METRO WITH A BROKEN BACK. SO, YOUR GUY'S A METRO WITH A BROKEN BACK.
207 00:12:50,395 00:12:52,105 SO, YOUR GUY'S A GRAMMATICALLY CHALLENGED SKATER FLAKE. SO, YOUR GUY'S A GRAMMATICALLY CHALLENGED SKATER FLAKE.
208 00:12:52,146 00:12:53,981 LESHAWNA: OOH! HOO! OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH! LESHAWNA: OOH! HOO! OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH!
209 00:12:54,023 00:12:56,735 OH-OH-OH-OOH. OH-OH-OH-OOH.
210 00:12:56,775 00:12:58,945 IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? YOU GOT NOTHING. IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? YOU GOT NOTHING.
211 00:12:58,986 00:13:02,323 OKAY, SO IT WASN'T TRENT OR GEOFF. OKAY, SO IT WASN'T TRENT OR GEOFF.
212 00:13:02,365 00:13:06,703 YEAH. PLUS, WE KIND OF JUST ASSUMED IT WAS FOR US. YEAH. PLUS, WE KIND OF JUST ASSUMED IT WAS FOR US.
213 00:13:06,745 00:13:07,912 LESHAWNA: GET ME OFF OF THIS THING! LESHAWNA: GET ME OFF OF THIS THING!
214 00:13:07,954 00:13:10,624 WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT. WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT.
215 00:13:10,665 00:13:12,250 LESHAWNA: OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH! LESHAWNA: OOH, OOH, OOH! OOH!
216 00:13:12,292 00:13:13,334 DEAL? DEAL?
217 00:13:29,476 00:13:32,312 SO, WE HAVE A TIE! SO, WE HAVE A TIE!
218 00:13:32,353 00:13:37,108 WHOEVER WINS THE X-TREME SEA-DOO WATER SKI CHALLENGE WHOEVER WINS THE X-TREME SEA-DOO WATER SKI CHALLENGE
219 00:13:37,150 00:13:39,694 WINS INVINCIBILITY. WINS INVINCIBILITY.
220 00:13:39,736 00:13:41,237 LINDSAY: I'M READY. LINDSAY: I'M READY.
221 00:13:44,240 00:13:47,368 HEATHER: WE ARE SO DEAD-- UNLESS.. HEATHER: WE ARE SO DEAD-- UNLESS..
222 00:13:47,410 00:13:49,746 I GET TO DRIVE THE WAVE JUMPER! I GET TO DRIVE THE WAVE JUMPER!
223 00:13:49,788 00:13:53,124 JUST WIN THE DANG SHOWER SO I CAN GET MY HAIR DID. JUST WIN THE DANG SHOWER SO I CAN GET MY HAIR DID.
224 00:13:53,166 00:13:55,710 THIS IS IT. WE'RE TIED FOR THE WIN. THIS IS IT. WE'RE TIED FOR THE WIN.
225 00:13:55,752 00:13:58,338 BAD-TO-THE-BONE DUNCAN IS DRIVING LINDSAY. BAD-TO-THE-BONE DUNCAN IS DRIVING LINDSAY.
226 00:13:58,379 00:14:00,548 I'M SKIING FOR THE BASS. I'M SKIING FOR THE BASS.
227 00:14:00,590 00:14:02,717 WINNING IS INEVITABLE. WINNING IS INEVITABLE.
228 00:14:02,759 00:14:08,139 GOODBYE, WEDGIES, WET WILLIES, AND TOILET-FACE PLUNGES. GOODBYE, WEDGIES, WET WILLIES, AND TOILET-FACE PLUNGES.
229 00:14:08,181 00:14:12,268 HELLO, DIRTY HAROLD. HELLO, DIRTY HAROLD.
230 00:14:12,310 00:14:15,480 OKAY, SO, HAIKUIST CANDIDATES ARE DUNCAN, HAROLD, OKAY, SO, HAIKUIST CANDIDATES ARE DUNCAN, HAROLD,
231 00:14:15,522 00:14:17,315 D.J., OR OWEN. D.J., OR OWEN.
232 00:14:17,357 00:14:19,484 WELL, WE KNOW DUNCAN WAS CRUSHING ON COURTNEY, WELL, WE KNOW DUNCAN WAS CRUSHING ON COURTNEY,
233 00:14:19,526 00:14:20,652 SO HE'S OUT. SO HE'S OUT.
234 00:14:20,694 00:14:22,278 AND HAROLD IS-- AND HAROLD IS--
235 00:14:22,320 00:14:24,113 LADIES. LADIES.
236 00:14:24,155 00:14:25,448 AAH! AAH!
237 00:14:25,490 00:14:26,741 YEAH. YEAH.
238 00:14:26,783 00:14:28,785 I'LL TAKE OWEN, YOU TAKE D.J. I'LL TAKE OWEN, YOU TAKE D.J.
239 00:14:32,455 00:14:35,667 YOU ARE SO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, ALPHA GEEK. YOU ARE SO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE, ALPHA GEEK.
240 00:14:35,709 00:14:37,293 HERE'S THE ROAD RULES. HERE'S THE ROAD RULES.
241 00:14:37,335 00:14:40,213 OH, WAIT--THERE ARE NO RULES. OH, WAIT--THERE ARE NO RULES.
242 00:14:40,254 00:14:44,634 WHICH MEANS THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME! WHICH MEANS THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!
243 00:14:44,676 00:14:48,054 SO, READ ANY GOOD POEMS LATELY? SO, READ ANY GOOD POEMS LATELY?
244 00:14:48,095 00:14:51,140 SO, ASKED ANY ARBITRARY, WAY-OUT-OF-LEFT-FIELD SO, ASKED ANY ARBITRARY, WAY-OUT-OF-LEFT-FIELD
245 00:14:51,182 00:14:52,183 QUESTIONS LATELY? QUESTIONS LATELY?
246 00:14:54,268 00:14:55,478 (SIGHING) (SIGHING)
247 00:14:58,022 00:14:59,691 AND GO! AND GO!
248 00:14:59,733 00:15:01,025 (MOTOR REVVING) (MOTOR REVVING)
249 00:15:02,527 00:15:05,238 AH! OOH! OW! OW! AH! OOH! OW! OW!
250 00:15:12,704 00:15:14,455 CHRIS: FLAG 1 FOR BASS! CHRIS: FLAG 1 FOR BASS!
251 00:15:14,497 00:15:16,624 BOTH: YES! BOTH: YES!
252 00:15:16,666 00:15:17,709 NO! NO!
253 00:15:29,470 00:15:31,931 CHRIS: FIVE FLAGS AND HEADING HOME! CHRIS: FIVE FLAGS AND HEADING HOME!
254 00:15:31,972 00:15:34,141 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
255 00:15:34,183 00:15:36,310 HEATHER HAS TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE HEATHER HAS TO CROSS THE FINISH LINE
256 00:15:36,352 00:15:38,271 OR BE DISQUALIFIED. OR BE DISQUALIFIED.
257 00:15:38,312 00:15:41,315 BUT WHEN SHE DOES, HAROLD WILL TAKE FIVE FLAGS BUT WHEN SHE DOES, HAROLD WILL TAKE FIVE FLAGS
258 00:15:41,357 00:15:44,360 TO VICTORY FOR THE KILLER BASS! TO VICTORY FOR THE KILLER BASS!
259 00:15:44,402 00:15:45,570 (GASPING) (GASPING)
260 00:15:49,282 00:15:51,576 I COULDN'T LET THAT LITTLE DORK-WAD WIN, I COULDN'T LET THAT LITTLE DORK-WAD WIN,
261 00:15:51,618 00:15:54,078 SO I DECIDED TO CUT HIM LOOSE. SO I DECIDED TO CUT HIM LOOSE.
262 00:16:00,418 00:16:02,921 GAME OVER, GUMBY! GAME OVER, GUMBY!
263 00:16:02,962 00:16:05,172 VICTORY IS -- HUH? VICTORY IS -- HUH?
264 00:16:10,720 00:16:12,263 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
265 00:16:12,305 00:16:13,473 (GASPING) (GASPING)
266 00:16:16,058 00:16:17,518 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
267 00:16:19,312 00:16:22,440 (GROWLING) (GROWLING)
268 00:16:22,482 00:16:24,859 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HEATHER DID TO MAKE HAROLD I DON'T KNOW WHAT HEATHER DID TO MAKE HAROLD
269 00:16:24,901 00:16:28,613 LOSE HIS CONCENTRATION, BUT IT'S A TOTAL WIPEOUT LOSE HIS CONCENTRATION, BUT IT'S A TOTAL WIPEOUT
270 00:16:28,655 00:16:30,072 FOR THE BASS TEAM. FOR THE BASS TEAM.
271 00:16:31,365 00:16:33,326 BOOBIES! BOOBIES!
272 00:16:36,746 00:16:41,167 SO, IF WE WIN, IS THERE A SOMEONE SPECIAL SO, IF WE WIN, IS THERE A SOMEONE SPECIAL
273 00:16:41,208 00:16:43,920 YOU'LL BE, UH, SHOWERING FOR? YOU'LL BE, UH, SHOWERING FOR?
274 00:16:43,962 00:16:45,672 WHY WOULD I NEED TO SHOWER? WHY WOULD I NEED TO SHOWER?
275 00:16:45,713 00:16:47,173 WE'RE IN THE WILD. WE'RE IN THE WILD.
276 00:16:47,214 00:16:49,342 UGH! UGH!
277 00:16:49,383 00:16:50,426 NEVER MIND. (GAGGING) NEVER MIND. (GAGGING)
278 00:16:53,596 00:16:58,518 CHRIS: READY, SET, RIDING IT LIKE IT'S SWEEPS WEEK. GO! CHRIS: READY, SET, RIDING IT LIKE IT'S SWEEPS WEEK. GO!
279 00:17:04,357 00:17:05,692 FLAG 1. FLAG 1.
280 00:17:05,733 00:17:07,026 -YEAH! -EEW! -YEAH! -EEW!
281 00:17:14,116 00:17:18,245 CHRIS: FLAGS 2, 3, 4. CHRIS: FLAGS 2, 3, 4.
282 00:17:18,287 00:17:20,206 (GROWLING) (GROWLING)
283 00:17:20,247 00:17:21,499 CHRIS: LINDSAY HAS SNAGGED CHRIS: LINDSAY HAS SNAGGED
284 00:17:21,541 00:17:24,460 FLAG 5 AND IS RACING HOME FOR THE WIN. FLAG 5 AND IS RACING HOME FOR THE WIN.
285 00:17:24,502 00:17:26,170 DUNCAN IS EUCHRED! DUNCAN IS EUCHRED!
286 00:17:26,212 00:17:28,339 HE HAS TO CROSS! HE HAS TO CROSS!
287 00:17:28,381 00:17:30,049 SAYS YOU! SAYS YOU!
288 00:17:30,090 00:17:31,676 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
289 00:17:36,138 00:17:39,058 LINDSAY: WHOO! WHOO-HOO! LINDSAY: WHOO! WHOO-HOO!
290 00:17:39,099 00:17:41,227 SHE WON? SHE WON?
291 00:17:41,268 00:17:43,021 CHRIS: GOPHERS WIN! CHRIS: GOPHERS WIN!
292 00:17:45,648 00:17:47,191 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
293 00:17:47,233 00:17:48,317 LINDSAY: SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUNC. LINDSAY: SORRY ABOUT THAT, DUNC.
294 00:17:48,359 00:17:51,070 I JUST REALLY WANTED THAT SHOWER! I JUST REALLY WANTED THAT SHOWER!
295 00:17:51,111 00:17:52,906 UGH! WHATEVER. UGH! WHATEVER.
296 00:17:52,947 00:17:55,157 GIRLFRIEND, GIVE ME SOME SUGAR. GIRLFRIEND, GIVE ME SOME SUGAR.
297 00:17:55,199 00:17:57,493 REALLY COULD HAVE USED THAT SHOWER. REALLY COULD HAVE USED THAT SHOWER.
298 00:17:57,535 00:17:58,786 (SNIFFING) (SNIFFING)
299 00:17:58,828 00:18:03,290 WHEW! RIGHT YOU ARE, MY SKUNKY FRIEND. WHEW! RIGHT YOU ARE, MY SKUNKY FRIEND.
300 00:18:03,332 00:18:06,794 SO I LANDED IN A PILE OF SOCKS, BIG DEAL. SO I LANDED IN A PILE OF SOCKS, BIG DEAL.
301 00:18:06,836 00:18:08,504 I CAN'T STINK THAT BAD, CAN I? I CAN'T STINK THAT BAD, CAN I?
302 00:18:11,257 00:18:13,885 THE BASS TEAM WENT BELLY-UP AND WILL NOW DECIDE THE BASS TEAM WENT BELLY-UP AND WILL NOW DECIDE
303 00:18:13,927 00:18:16,345 WHICH FISHY TO FLUSH, WHILE THE GOPHERS WHICH FISHY TO FLUSH, WHILE THE GOPHERS
304 00:18:16,387 00:18:20,266 TOTALLY SCORED SOME MUCH-NEEDED SHOWERS. TOTALLY SCORED SOME MUCH-NEEDED SHOWERS.
305 00:18:20,307 00:18:23,102 (SIGHING) (SIGHING)
306 00:18:23,143 00:18:25,688 WHAT'S UP WITH CHICKS AND SHOWERS? WHAT'S UP WITH CHICKS AND SHOWERS?
307 00:18:25,730 00:18:28,066 SO, WE RULED OUT OWEN AND D.J. SO, WE RULED OUT OWEN AND D.J.
308 00:18:28,107 00:18:30,401 I KNOW. SO WHO COULD IT BE? I KNOW. SO WHO COULD IT BE?
309 00:18:30,443 00:18:32,820 WHO COULD WHAT BE? WHO COULD WHAT BE?
310 00:18:32,862 00:18:36,323 ANOTHER NOTE FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER, LESHAWNA? ANOTHER NOTE FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER, LESHAWNA?
311 00:18:36,365 00:18:38,034 BOTH: LESHAWNA'S THE CRUSH GIRL? BOTH: LESHAWNA'S THE CRUSH GIRL?
312 00:18:38,076 00:18:39,786 YOU TWO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE HERE YOU TWO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE HERE
313 00:18:39,827 00:18:43,539 WITH A BOOTY AS LUSCIOUS AS AN APPLE? WITH A BOOTY AS LUSCIOUS AS AN APPLE?
314 00:18:43,581 00:18:45,041 BUT WHO WROTE IT? BUT WHO WROTE IT?
315 00:18:52,298 00:18:54,341 AS YOU KNOW, IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE AS YOU KNOW, IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE
316 00:18:54,383 00:18:57,929 A MARSHMALLOW YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME, A MARSHMALLOW YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WALK THE DOCK OF SHAME,
317 00:18:57,971 00:19:01,140 AND YOU CAN NEVER, EVER RETURN TO CAMP. AND YOU CAN NEVER, EVER RETURN TO CAMP.
318 00:19:04,477 00:19:07,146 BRIDGETTE AND D.J., YOU ARE SAFE. BRIDGETTE AND D.J., YOU ARE SAFE.
319 00:19:12,110 00:19:14,278 GEOFF, YOU'RE SAFE TOO. GEOFF, YOU'RE SAFE TOO.
320 00:19:18,324 00:19:21,368 MUCHOS LUCHOS, COMPADRE! MUCHOS LUCHOS, COMPADRE!
321 00:19:21,410 00:19:23,704 OKAY, THAT LEAVES HAROLD, OKAY, THAT LEAVES HAROLD,
322 00:19:23,746 00:19:26,373 WHO BAILED BIG FOR REASONS UNKNOWN. WHO BAILED BIG FOR REASONS UNKNOWN.
323 00:19:26,415 00:19:29,335 BOOBIES. BOOBIES.
324 00:19:29,376 00:19:31,295 CHRIS: AND DUNCAN, WHO BAILED EVEN BIGGER, CHRIS: AND DUNCAN, WHO BAILED EVEN BIGGER,
325 00:19:31,337 00:19:33,422 BECAUSE LINDSAY LEFT HIM CIRCLING THE DRAIN BECAUSE LINDSAY LEFT HIM CIRCLING THE DRAIN
326 00:19:33,464 00:19:34,507 IN A SHAMELESS-- IN A SHAMELESS--
327 00:19:34,548 00:19:37,343 THAT CHICK WAS DETERMINED. THAT CHICK WAS DETERMINED.
328 00:19:37,384 00:19:40,346 WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE SAFE. WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE SAFE.
329 00:19:40,387 00:19:42,056 HAROLD, SORRY, DUDE. HAROLD, SORRY, DUDE.
330 00:19:42,098 00:19:44,350 YOU'RE DONE LIKE DINNER. YOU'RE DONE LIKE DINNER.
331 00:19:44,391 00:19:46,185 WELL, IT'S BEEN FUN, GUYS. WELL, IT'S BEEN FUN, GUYS.
332 00:19:52,817 00:19:56,070 FAREWELL, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. FAREWELL, TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
333 00:19:56,112 00:19:57,279 I LOVED. I LOVED.
334 00:19:57,321 00:19:59,406 I LOST. I LOST.
335 00:19:59,448 00:20:02,035 AND I SAW BOOBIES. AND I SAW BOOBIES.
336 00:20:02,076 00:20:04,244 WHAT MORE CAN A MAN ASK FOR? WHAT MORE CAN A MAN ASK FOR?
337 00:20:04,286 00:20:05,621 YOU LOVED? YOU LOVED?
338 00:20:05,663 00:20:07,040 YOU'RE A MAN? YOU'RE A MAN?
339 00:20:07,081 00:20:08,624 YOU SAW BOOBIES? YOU SAW BOOBIES?
340 00:20:10,668 00:20:14,672 LESHAWNA, I MEANT EVERY WORD OF THAT POEM. LESHAWNA, I MEANT EVERY WORD OF THAT POEM.
341 00:20:14,714 00:20:16,298 POEM? POEM?
342 00:20:16,340 00:20:18,051 THAT WAS YOU? THAT WAS YOU?
343 00:20:18,092 00:20:19,218 NO WAY. NO WAY.
344 00:20:24,098 00:20:27,643 BABY, YOU SOME KIND OF FA-REAKY! BABY, YOU SOME KIND OF FA-REAKY!
345 00:20:27,685 00:20:29,062 GIVE DADDY SOME SUGAR. GIVE DADDY SOME SUGAR.
346 00:20:31,480 00:20:32,523 (GASPING) (GASPING)
347 00:20:39,113 00:20:41,157 LESHAWNA AND HAROLD? LESHAWNA AND HAROLD?
348 00:20:41,199 00:20:43,076 I WAS AS SHOCKED AS YOU. I WAS AS SHOCKED AS YOU.
349 00:20:43,117 00:20:45,161 BUT YOU DIDN'T READ THE LETTERS. BUT YOU DIDN'T READ THE LETTERS.
350 00:20:45,203 00:20:46,579 (SNICKERING) (SNICKERING)
351 00:20:46,620 00:20:48,539 MMM...SPICY. MMM...SPICY.
352 00:20:54,336 00:20:55,588 WAIT A SEC. WAIT A SEC.
353 00:20:55,629 00:20:58,257 SO, HAROLD SAW YOUR BOOBIES? SO, HAROLD SAW YOUR BOOBIES?
354 00:20:58,298 00:20:59,633 CAN WE SEE? CAN WE SEE?
355 00:20:59,675 00:21:01,552 HECK NO. HECK NO.
356 00:21:01,594 00:21:03,179 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
357 00:21:03,221 00:21:04,931 WHOSE BOOBIES DID YOU SEE? WHOSE BOOBIES DID YOU SEE?
358 00:21:08,101 00:21:09,351 (SIGHING) (SIGHING)
359 00:21:09,393 00:21:11,645 UH-UH! UH-UH! UH-UH! OH-OH! UH-UH! UH-UH! UH-UH! OH-OH!
360 00:21:11,687 00:21:14,690 OH, SEE NOW, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG SISTER. OH, SEE NOW, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG SISTER.
361 00:21:14,732 00:21:16,901 OH, PLEASE, IT WAS A TOTAL FLUKE. OH, PLEASE, IT WAS A TOTAL FLUKE.
362 00:21:16,943 00:21:21,280 YOU THINK I'D ACTUALLY SHOW THAT DWEEB MY BOOBS ON PURPOSE? YOU THINK I'D ACTUALLY SHOW THAT DWEEB MY BOOBS ON PURPOSE?
363 00:21:21,321 00:21:23,282 AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
364 00:21:23,323 00:21:24,533 GET BACK HERE! GET BACK HERE!
365 00:21:24,575 00:21:25,534 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
366 00:21:25,576 00:21:27,120 WELL, THAT'S SETTLED. WELL, THAT'S SETTLED.
367 00:21:27,161 00:21:29,789 -NIGHT. -NIGHT. -NIGHT. -NIGHT.