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1 00:00:02,294 00:00:04,755 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND... CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND...
2 00:00:04,797 00:00:06,715 THE TEAMS WERE GIVEN THREE CHALLENGES THE TEAMS WERE GIVEN THREE CHALLENGES
3 00:00:06,757 00:00:09,885 THAT TESTED THEIR TRUST IN THEIR TEAMMATES. THAT TESTED THEIR TRUST IN THEIR TEAMMATES.
4 00:00:09,927 00:00:11,887 THE ROCK-CLIMBING CHALLENGE REVEALED MORE THAN THE ROCK-CLIMBING CHALLENGE REVEALED MORE THAN
5 00:00:11,929 00:00:14,222 JUST HEATHER'S GRUDGE AGAINST GWEN. JUST HEATHER'S GRUDGE AGAINST GWEN.
6 00:00:14,264 00:00:16,725 AND TRENT GOT THE BAD END OF A BLOWFISH AND TRENT GOT THE BAD END OF A BLOWFISH
7 00:00:16,767 00:00:18,143 COURTESY OF LINDSAY. COURTESY OF LINDSAY.
8 00:00:18,185 00:00:20,771 DJ TRUSTED GEOFF WITH HIS PET BUNNY. DJ TRUSTED GEOFF WITH HIS PET BUNNY.
9 00:00:20,813 00:00:23,398 HUGE MISTAKE, BY THE WAY. HUGE MISTAKE, BY THE WAY.
10 00:00:23,440 00:00:26,360 SOME OTHER CAMPERS GOT DROPPED ON THEIR BUTTS, SOME OTHER CAMPERS GOT DROPPED ON THEIR BUTTS,
11 00:00:26,401 00:00:29,488 AND DUNCAN SHOCKED COURTNEY BY SHOWING HER HIS SOFTER SIDES. AND DUNCAN SHOCKED COURTNEY BY SHOWING HER HIS SOFTER SIDES.
12 00:00:29,530 00:00:33,074 YEAH, TOUCHING MOMENTS. GOOD TIMES. YEAH, TOUCHING MOMENTS. GOOD TIMES.
13 00:00:33,116 00:00:36,912 STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY YET STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY YET
14 00:00:36,954 00:00:40,207 ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
15 00:00:46,630 00:00:49,257 ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
16 00:00:49,299 00:00:52,219 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
17 00:00:52,260 00:00:54,346 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
18 00:00:54,388 00:00:57,391 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
19 00:00:57,432 00:00:59,768 ♪ I WANNA BE ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE ♪
20 00:00:59,810 00:01:03,104 ♪ FAMOUS ♪ ♪ FAMOUS ♪
21 00:01:03,146 00:01:05,900 ♪ I WANNA LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ ♪ I WANNA LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
22 00:01:05,941 00:01:08,485 ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS, 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS, 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
23 00:01:08,527 00:01:10,821 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
24 00:01:10,863 00:01:13,574 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
25 00:01:13,615 00:01:16,368 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE ♪
26 00:01:16,410 00:01:18,119 ♪ FAMOUS ♪ ♪ FAMOUS ♪
27 00:01:19,621 00:01:21,289 ♪ NA NA NA-NA-NA NA ♪ ♪ NA NA NA-NA-NA NA ♪
28 00:01:21,331 00:01:25,002 ♪ NA-NA NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪ ♪ NA-NA NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪
29 00:01:25,044 00:01:27,755 ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪
30 00:01:27,796 00:01:30,632 ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
31 00:01:30,674 00:01:33,301 ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪
32 00:01:33,343 00:01:36,137 ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪
33 00:01:36,179 00:01:40,350 (WHISTLES "I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS") (WHISTLES "I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS")
34 00:01:44,646 00:01:46,065 (DOOR OPENS) (DOOR OPENS)
35 00:01:46,105 00:01:50,110 OK, WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR? OK, WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR?
36 00:01:50,151 00:01:51,486 HEH HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
37 00:01:53,196 00:01:55,574 EWW! EWW!
38 00:01:55,616 00:01:58,660 HAROLD, YOU ARE SO TOTALLY GROSS. HAROLD, YOU ARE SO TOTALLY GROSS.
39 00:01:58,702 00:02:00,662 NOW WAY. IT WASN'T ME. NOW WAY. IT WASN'T ME.
40 00:02:00,704 00:02:03,832 IDIOTS. IDIOTS.
41 00:02:03,874 00:02:06,877 SOMETIMES HE JUST MAKES IT TOO EASY. SOMETIMES HE JUST MAKES IT TOO EASY.
42 00:02:06,919 00:02:08,629 I HEAR YOU, MAN. I HEAR YOU, MAN.
43 00:02:08,670 00:02:10,756 CHEF: LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE COCKROACHES. CHEF: LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE COCKROACHES.
44 00:02:10,798 00:02:13,508 I WANT ALL CAMPERS TO REPORT TO THE DOCK OF SHAME I WANT ALL CAMPERS TO REPORT TO THE DOCK OF SHAME
45 00:02:13,550 00:02:16,177 AT 0900 HOURS! AT 0900 HOURS!
46 00:02:16,219 00:02:18,764 THAT MEANS NOW, SOLDIERS. NOW. THAT MEANS NOW, SOLDIERS. NOW.
47 00:02:22,559 00:02:26,688 LINE UP AND STAND AT ATTENTION. YOU CALL THIS PROPER FORMATION? LINE UP AND STAND AT ATTENTION. YOU CALL THIS PROPER FORMATION?
48 00:02:26,730 00:02:29,190 FEET TOGETHER. ARMS DOWN. FEET TOGETHER. ARMS DOWN.
49 00:02:29,232 00:02:31,234 EYES FORWARD. HEAD UP. EYES FORWARD. HEAD UP.
50 00:02:33,862 00:02:35,823 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN DAY. OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN DAY.
51 00:02:35,864 00:02:37,324 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, SOLDIER? WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, SOLDIER?
52 00:02:37,365 00:02:39,660 UM, NOTHING. UM, NOTHING.
53 00:02:39,701 00:02:41,662 AND YOU'LL CONTINUE TO SAY NOTHING AND YOU'LL CONTINUE TO SAY NOTHING
54 00:02:41,703 00:02:44,832 UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING. UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING.
55 00:02:44,873 00:02:48,127 TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL NOT BE AN EASY ONE. TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL NOT BE AN EASY ONE.
56 00:02:48,167 00:02:51,797 IN FACT, I DO NOT EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME OUT ALIVE. IN FACT, I DO NOT EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME OUT ALIVE.
57 00:02:51,839 00:02:55,383 HA HA HA. AAH! THAT HURT. HA HA HA. AAH! THAT HURT.
58 00:02:55,425 00:02:58,137 MY ORDERS ARE TO MAKE SURE ALL OF THE BABIES IN FRONT OF ME MY ORDERS ARE TO MAKE SURE ALL OF THE BABIES IN FRONT OF ME
59 00:02:58,177 00:03:00,597 DROP OUT OF MY BOOT CAMP EXCEPT ONE. DROP OUT OF MY BOOT CAMP EXCEPT ONE.
60 00:03:00,639 00:03:03,350 THE LAST ONE STANDING WINS IMMUNITY FOR THEIR TEAM. THE LAST ONE STANDING WINS IMMUNITY FOR THEIR TEAM.
61 00:03:03,391 00:03:06,394 UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS? UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS?
62 00:03:06,436 00:03:09,898 RULE NUMBER ONE--YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MASTER CHIEF. RULE NUMBER ONE--YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MASTER CHIEF.
63 00:03:09,940 00:03:12,151 HAVE YOU GOT THAT? HAVE YOU GOT THAT?
64 00:03:12,191 00:03:14,486 YES, MASTER CHIEF. YES, MASTER CHIEF.
65 00:03:14,528 00:03:17,072 YOU WILL SLEEP WHEN I TELL YOU TO SLEEP. YOU WILL SLEEP WHEN I TELL YOU TO SLEEP.
66 00:03:17,114 00:03:19,992 AND YOU WILL EAT ONLY WHEN I TELL YOU TO EAT. AND YOU WILL EAT ONLY WHEN I TELL YOU TO EAT.
67 00:03:20,034 00:03:21,076 IS THAT CLEAR? IS THAT CLEAR?
68 00:03:21,118 00:03:23,120 YES, MASTER CHIEF. YES, MASTER CHIEF.
69 00:03:23,162 00:03:25,789 RULE NUMBER TWO-- WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GIVE UP, RULE NUMBER TWO-- WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GIVE UP,
70 00:03:25,831 00:03:29,208 YOU WILL WALK TO THE END OF THE DOCK AND RING THE BELL. YOU WILL WALK TO THE END OF THE DOCK AND RING THE BELL.
71 00:03:29,250 00:03:31,461 WHICH BRINGS ME TO RULE NUMBER THREE-- WHICH BRINGS ME TO RULE NUMBER THREE--
72 00:03:31,503 00:03:34,548 LET'S GET ONE QUITTER BEFORE THE END OF THE FIRST DAY. LET'S GET ONE QUITTER BEFORE THE END OF THE FIRST DAY.
73 00:03:34,589 00:03:38,052 THAT DAY WILL NOT END UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT. THAT DAY WILL NOT END UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT.
74 00:03:38,093 00:03:40,595 NOW GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN TO THE BEACH, SOLDIERS. NOW GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN TO THE BEACH, SOLDIERS.
75 00:03:40,637 00:03:42,056 NOW, NOW, NOW. NOW, NOW, NOW.
76 00:03:42,097 00:03:43,640 (ALL SCREAMING) (ALL SCREAMING)
77 00:03:43,682 00:03:46,226 OK, WHOEVER'S SICK, TWISTED IDEA THIS WAS OK, WHOEVER'S SICK, TWISTED IDEA THIS WAS
78 00:03:46,267 00:03:48,228 TO PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THIS CHALLENGE, TO PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THIS CHALLENGE,
79 00:03:48,269 00:03:51,523 I HAVE TO SAY I'M A LITTLE BIT IMPRESSED. I HAVE TO SAY I'M A LITTLE BIT IMPRESSED.
80 00:03:51,565 00:03:55,861 LISTEN UP. EACH TEAM MUST HOLD A CANOE OVER THEIR HEADS. LISTEN UP. EACH TEAM MUST HOLD A CANOE OVER THEIR HEADS.
81 00:03:55,903 00:03:57,821 I CATCH YOU TAKING YOUR HANDS OFF THE CANOE, I CATCH YOU TAKING YOUR HANDS OFF THE CANOE,
82 00:03:57,863 00:03:59,740 AND YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED. AND YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED.
83 00:03:59,781 00:04:04,203 AND NO ONE EATS LUNCH UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT. AND NO ONE EATS LUNCH UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT.
84 00:04:04,244 00:04:05,412 CANOES UP. CANOES UP.
85 00:04:07,748 00:04:10,333 WHEW. THIS ISN'T THAT HARD. WHEW. THIS ISN'T THAT HARD.
86 00:04:10,375 00:04:11,793 PIECE OF CAKE. PIECE OF CAKE.
87 00:04:19,467 00:04:22,303 -(WHIMPERS) -(GROWLS) -(WHIMPERS) -(GROWLS)
88 00:04:22,345 00:04:26,349 CHEF: COME ON, YOU SISSIES. IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE HOURS. CHEF: COME ON, YOU SISSIES. IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE HOURS.
89 00:04:26,391 00:04:28,643 LOOKS LIKE THEY MISSED LUNCH TODAY. LOOKS LIKE THEY MISSED LUNCH TODAY.
90 00:04:28,685 00:04:31,855 MM-HMM. GUESS THEY JUST WEREN'T HUNGRY. MM-HMM. GUESS THEY JUST WEREN'T HUNGRY.
91 00:04:31,897 00:04:34,566 UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO QUIT NOW. UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO QUIT NOW.
92 00:04:34,608 00:04:37,527 (STOMACH GROWLS) (STOMACH GROWLS)
93 00:04:37,569 00:04:39,362 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, OWEN. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, OWEN.
94 00:04:42,490 00:04:45,786 TIME TO LAND THAT FISH. TIME TO LAND THAT FISH.
95 00:04:45,827 00:04:47,788 OW! IDIOTS. OW! IDIOTS.
96 00:04:47,829 00:04:50,624 IS THERE A PROBLEM DOWN HERE? IS THERE A PROBLEM DOWN HERE?
97 00:04:50,665 00:04:52,042 NO. NO.
98 00:04:54,586 00:04:57,047 (SNORES) (SNORES)
99 00:04:57,089 00:05:00,259 25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT. 25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT.
100 00:05:00,300 00:05:02,010 ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT. ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT.
101 00:05:02,052 00:05:04,638 WHAT WAR WERE YOU IN, ANYWAY? WHAT WAR WERE YOU IN, ANYWAY?
102 00:05:04,679 00:05:06,347 DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK? DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?
103 00:05:06,389 00:05:08,142 BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU TO SPEAK. BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU TO SPEAK.
104 00:05:08,183 00:05:11,311 WHATEVER. HE SO WASN'T IN A WAR. WHATEVER. HE SO WASN'T IN A WAR.
105 00:05:11,352 00:05:14,273 GUYS, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. GUYS, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
106 00:05:14,314 00:05:19,360 I HAVE NO MORE FEELING IN MY ARMS. I HAVE NO MORE FEELING IN MY ARMS.
107 00:05:21,280 00:05:23,615 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A QUITTER. LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A QUITTER.
108 00:05:23,657 00:05:25,784 DON'T DO IT, LINDSAY! DON'T DO IT, LINDSAY!
109 00:05:27,119 00:05:28,745 (DINGS) (DINGS)
110 00:05:28,787 00:05:30,831 -(ALL SIGH) -AAH. -(ALL SIGH) -AAH.
111 00:05:33,458 00:05:37,504 LISTEN HERE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. LISTEN HERE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
112 00:05:37,545 00:05:40,299 EXCEPT BEING THE LITTLE BABY THAT LET YOUR TEAM DOWN. EXCEPT BEING THE LITTLE BABY THAT LET YOUR TEAM DOWN.
113 00:05:40,339 00:05:42,717 AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, HEAD TO THE MESS HALL. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, HEAD TO THE MESS HALL.
114 00:05:42,759 00:05:44,636 DINNER IS SERVED. DINNER IS SERVED.
115 00:05:44,678 00:05:48,056 SWEET MARIE, THANK YOU! SWEET MARIE, THANK YOU!
116 00:05:48,098 00:05:51,101 ALL RIGHT, MAGGOTS, OPEN YOUR EARS. ALL RIGHT, MAGGOTS, OPEN YOUR EARS.
117 00:05:51,143 00:05:53,937 YOU'VE GOT 10 MINUTES TO EAT BEFORE NIGHT TRAINING BEGINS, YOU'VE GOT 10 MINUTES TO EAT BEFORE NIGHT TRAINING BEGINS,
118 00:05:53,979 00:05:56,355 -SO GET TO IT. -NIGHT TRAINING? -SO GET TO IT. -NIGHT TRAINING?
119 00:05:56,397 00:05:58,066 -NO WAY. -NO WAY. -NO WAY. -NO WAY.
120 00:05:58,108 00:06:01,611 UM, EXCUSE ME, MASTER CHIEF. WHERE'S THE FOOD? UM, EXCUSE ME, MASTER CHIEF. WHERE'S THE FOOD?
121 00:06:01,653 00:06:04,156 YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. HEH HEH HEH. YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. HEH HEH HEH.
122 00:06:04,198 00:06:08,243 THIS IS THE LEFTOVER GARBAGE FROM THIS MORNING'S BREAKFAST. THIS IS THE LEFTOVER GARBAGE FROM THIS MORNING'S BREAKFAST.
123 00:06:08,285 00:06:10,787 DARN RIGHT. WHEN YOU'RE AT WAR, YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET. DARN RIGHT. WHEN YOU'RE AT WAR, YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET.
124 00:06:15,042 00:06:17,836 WELL, I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. WELL, I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.
125 00:06:17,878 00:06:20,505 I'M OFF TO CRAFT SERVICES. COMING? I'M OFF TO CRAFT SERVICES. COMING?
126 00:06:20,547 00:06:22,590 SERVE ME UP SOME OF THAT. SERVE ME UP SOME OF THAT.
127 00:06:23,884 00:06:27,137 OH, I AM NOT EATING THIS. OH, I AM NOT EATING THIS.
128 00:06:27,179 00:06:29,306 UHH. ME, NEITHER. UHH. ME, NEITHER.
129 00:06:29,348 00:06:32,059 DON'T CARE FOR TODAY'S SPECIALS, PRINCESS? DON'T CARE FOR TODAY'S SPECIALS, PRINCESS?
130 00:06:32,100 00:06:34,602 I AM GOING TO BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE ONE DAY, I AM GOING TO BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE ONE DAY,
131 00:06:34,644 00:06:39,191 AND NO ONE IS GOING TO PULL UP A FILE OF ME EATING GARBAGE. AND NO ONE IS GOING TO PULL UP A FILE OF ME EATING GARBAGE.
132 00:06:39,233 00:06:41,902 HEY, HAROLD, WE FELT REALLY BAD HEY, HAROLD, WE FELT REALLY BAD
133 00:06:41,943 00:06:44,529 ABOUT THE WHOLE UNDERWEAR- FISHING-INCIDENT THING, ABOUT THE WHOLE UNDERWEAR- FISHING-INCIDENT THING,
134 00:06:44,571 00:06:46,447 SO HERE, WE FOUND YOU SOME APPLE JUICE. SO HERE, WE FOUND YOU SOME APPLE JUICE.
135 00:06:46,489 00:06:48,075 THANKS. THANKS.
136 00:06:49,993 00:06:52,787 PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE. PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE.
137 00:06:52,829 00:06:54,831 OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE. OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE.
138 00:06:54,873 00:06:57,667 UH, WE-WE MUST HAVE CONFUSED IT WITH THE KITCHEN GREASE. UH, WE-WE MUST HAVE CONFUSED IT WITH THE KITCHEN GREASE.
139 00:06:57,709 00:07:00,045 YOU GUYS ARE SO IMMATURE. YOU GUYS ARE SO IMMATURE.
140 00:07:00,087 00:07:01,922 I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES. I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
141 00:07:01,963 00:07:06,093 OK, LOOK, I KNOW YOU LIKE ME. OK, LOOK, I KNOW YOU LIKE ME.
142 00:07:06,134 00:07:08,845 HE KNOWS YOU LIKE ME. EVERYONE KNOWS IT. HE KNOWS YOU LIKE ME. EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
143 00:07:08,887 00:07:12,640 SO HERE'S A TIP--IF YOU WANT TO KISS ME, I MIGHT LET YOU. SO HERE'S A TIP--IF YOU WANT TO KISS ME, I MIGHT LET YOU.
144 00:07:12,682 00:07:15,518 AND TO THINK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE. AND TO THINK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE.
145 00:07:15,560 00:07:17,020 SHH. ME? NICE? SHH. ME? NICE?
146 00:07:17,062 00:07:18,772 HA HA. YEAH, RIGHT. HA HA. YEAH, RIGHT.
147 00:07:18,813 00:07:20,732 WHY'D YOU THINK THAT? WHY'D YOU THINK THAT?
148 00:07:20,774 00:07:22,901 NEVER MIND. I WAS WRONG. NEVER MIND. I WAS WRONG.
149 00:07:22,943 00:07:25,737 HE'S JUST AS GROSS AND ANNOYING AS HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE. HE'S JUST AS GROSS AND ANNOYING AS HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE.
150 00:07:25,779 00:07:28,073 ENJOY YOUR GARBAGE. ENJOY YOUR GARBAGE.
151 00:07:32,577 00:07:33,870 ("THRILLER-ESQUE" DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) ("THRILLER-ESQUE" DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
152 00:08:09,364 00:08:11,616 (ALL GASP) (ALL GASP)
153 00:08:11,658 00:08:14,161 DUNCAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DUNCAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
154 00:08:14,202 00:08:16,496 ONE OF US DROPS OUT, WE'RE DONE FOR THE DAY. ONE OF US DROPS OUT, WE'RE DONE FOR THE DAY.
155 00:08:16,537 00:08:19,791 WE'RE DONE WHEN I SAY WE'RE DONE. WE'RE DONE WHEN I SAY WE'RE DONE.
156 00:08:19,833 00:08:22,336 NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20.
157 00:08:22,377 00:08:25,088 ANYONE ELSE GOT ANYTHING THEY WANT TO SAY? ANYONE ELSE GOT ANYTHING THEY WANT TO SAY?
158 00:08:25,130 00:08:26,673 UH, YEAH. UH, YEAH.
159 00:08:26,714 00:08:28,883 CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM? CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
160 00:08:28,925 00:08:30,927 NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND. NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
161 00:08:33,138 00:08:35,015 FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE, YOU WILL COMPLETE FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE, YOU WILL COMPLETE
162 00:08:35,056 00:08:36,933 A 300-WORD ESSAY A 300-WORD ESSAY
163 00:08:36,975 00:08:41,062 ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME. ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME.
164 00:08:41,104 00:08:43,773 ANYONE WHO FALLS ASLEEP OR FAILS TO COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE ANYONE WHO FALLS ASLEEP OR FAILS TO COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE
165 00:08:43,815 00:08:46,026 WILL BE ELIMINATED. WILL BE ELIMINATED.
166 00:08:46,067 00:08:49,279 (TICKING) (TICKING)
167 00:08:49,321 00:08:51,031 (ALARM SOUNDS) (ALARM SOUNDS)
168 00:08:58,663 00:09:00,874 CRAP. CRAP.
169 00:09:00,915 00:09:03,168 "I LOVE MASTER CHIEF HATCHET "I LOVE MASTER CHIEF HATCHET
170 00:09:03,210 00:09:07,214 "BECAUSE HE IS VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, "BECAUSE HE IS VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY,
171 00:09:07,255 00:09:09,966 "VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, "VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY,
172 00:09:10,008 00:09:11,551 VERY, VERY--" VERY, VERY--"
173 00:09:11,592 00:09:13,220 THIS IS JUST ONE SENTENCE THIS IS JUST ONE SENTENCE
174 00:09:13,261 00:09:15,847 WITH FIVE PAGES OF "VERYS" IN BETWEEN. WITH FIVE PAGES OF "VERYS" IN BETWEEN.
175 00:09:15,889 00:09:20,018 IT'S 300 WORDS EXACTLY. YOU CAN COUNT THEM IF YOU WANT. IT'S 300 WORDS EXACTLY. YOU CAN COUNT THEM IF YOU WANT.
176 00:09:20,060 00:09:22,354 AAH! UGH. AAH! UGH.
177 00:09:22,396 00:09:25,899 WIPE UP THAT DROOL, YOU LITTLE BABY. WIPE UP THAT DROOL, YOU LITTLE BABY.
178 00:09:25,940 00:09:28,443 YOU TWO SLACKERS ARE OUT. YOU TWO SLACKERS ARE OUT.
179 00:09:28,485 00:09:30,529 THE REST OF YOU, GET TO BED AND REPORT TO THE PLAYING FIELD THE REST OF YOU, GET TO BED AND REPORT TO THE PLAYING FIELD
180 00:09:30,570 00:09:32,531 AT 0500 HOURS. AT 0500 HOURS.
181 00:09:32,572 00:09:34,824 UH, MISSED A SPOT THERE, GENERAL. UH, MISSED A SPOT THERE, GENERAL.
182 00:09:34,866 00:09:38,495 BOY, DO YOU WANT TO RUN 50 LAPS AROUND THIS CAMP RIGHT NOW? BOY, DO YOU WANT TO RUN 50 LAPS AROUND THIS CAMP RIGHT NOW?
183 00:09:38,537 00:09:39,996 NO, THANKS. NO, THANKS.
184 00:09:40,038 00:09:43,291 HE'S GOING STRAIGHT TO BED, AREN'T YOU? HE'S GOING STRAIGHT TO BED, AREN'T YOU?
185 00:09:43,333 00:09:45,793 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET ELIMINATED? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET ELIMINATED?
186 00:09:45,835 00:09:48,422 -I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED. -I DON'T. -I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED. -I DON'T.
187 00:09:48,463 00:09:50,507 I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS CHALLENGE, I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS CHALLENGE,
188 00:09:50,549 00:09:52,509 SO STOP BEING SUCH A SCREW-UP SO STOP BEING SUCH A SCREW-UP
189 00:09:52,551 00:09:55,929 AND DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD FOR ONCE, OK? AND DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD FOR ONCE, OK?
190 00:09:55,970 00:09:59,099 -SHE WANTS ME. -NO DOUBT. -SHE WANTS ME. -NO DOUBT.
191 00:10:02,810 00:10:05,564 YOU WILL ALL RUN THIS COURSE UNTIL YOU CAN ALL COMPLETE IT YOU WILL ALL RUN THIS COURSE UNTIL YOU CAN ALL COMPLETE IT
192 00:10:05,646 00:10:06,898 IN UNDER ONE MINUTE. IN UNDER ONE MINUTE.
193 00:10:06,940 00:10:09,568 AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?
194 00:10:09,609 00:10:11,069 CRYSTAL. CRYSTAL.
195 00:10:11,111 00:10:15,656 IF YOU LOSE THIS FOR US, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SO MISERABLE. IF YOU LOSE THIS FOR US, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SO MISERABLE.
196 00:10:15,698 00:10:17,284 GO, MAGGOTS, GO! GO, MAGGOTS, GO!
197 00:10:40,640 00:10:42,183 AW. AW.
198 00:10:48,398 00:10:51,818 UH, GENERAL CRAZY, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE. UH, GENERAL CRAZY, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE.
199 00:10:51,859 00:10:55,405 TOO MUCH--(COUGHS)--MUD. TOO MUCH--(COUGHS)--MUD.
200 00:10:55,447 00:10:57,532 RING THE BELL AND REPORT TO THE INFIRMARY. RING THE BELL AND REPORT TO THE INFIRMARY.
201 00:10:57,574 00:10:59,493 YOUR TOUR OF DUTY IS FINISHED. YOUR TOUR OF DUTY IS FINISHED.
202 00:10:59,534 00:11:01,661 WOW. POOR GUY. WOW. POOR GUY.
203 00:11:01,702 00:11:03,704 BACK ON THE COURSE, SOLDIERS, NOW! BACK ON THE COURSE, SOLDIERS, NOW!
204 00:11:03,746 00:11:05,706 ONE FALSE MOVE, AND I'LL BE ON YOU ONE FALSE MOVE, AND I'LL BE ON YOU
205 00:11:05,748 00:11:07,750 LIKE STINK ON A POOP WAGON. LIKE STINK ON A POOP WAGON.
206 00:11:07,792 00:11:09,877 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, SIR. I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, SIR.
207 00:11:15,758 00:11:17,010 AAH! AAH!
208 00:11:25,435 00:11:27,979 FALLEN SOLDIER, I SALUTE YOU. FALLEN SOLDIER, I SALUTE YOU.
209 00:11:29,814 00:11:31,983 YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF 20 MORE PUSH-UPS. YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF 20 MORE PUSH-UPS.
210 00:11:32,025 00:11:33,901 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
211 00:11:33,943 00:11:36,237 MWAH. MWAH.
212 00:11:36,279 00:11:37,614 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
213 00:11:37,656 00:11:40,074 I THINK YOU MAY HAVE PUSHED HIM OVER THE EDGE, BRO. I THINK YOU MAY HAVE PUSHED HIM OVER THE EDGE, BRO.
214 00:11:40,116 00:11:42,327 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
215 00:11:42,369 00:11:47,706 ONE NIGHT SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN THE BOATHOUSE. ONE NIGHT SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN THE BOATHOUSE.
216 00:11:47,748 00:11:49,042 AHH. AHH.
217 00:11:49,083 00:11:51,211 AHH. AHH.
218 00:11:51,252 00:11:54,631 BIG DEAL. HOW SCARY CAN IT BE? BIG DEAL. HOW SCARY CAN IT BE?
219 00:12:00,136 00:12:02,389 SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT. SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT.
220 00:12:02,430 00:12:04,599 (WOLF HOWLS) (WOLF HOWLS)
221 00:12:08,186 00:12:10,813 I'M GOING TO CHECK ON HIM. I'M GOING TO CHECK ON HIM.
222 00:12:10,855 00:12:11,814 YOU LIKE HIM. YOU LIKE HIM.
223 00:12:11,856 00:12:14,108 I DO NOT LIKE HIM. I DO NOT LIKE HIM.
224 00:12:14,150 00:12:17,278 -YES, YOU DO. -NOT ONLY DO I NOT LIKE HIM... -YES, YOU DO. -NOT ONLY DO I NOT LIKE HIM...
225 00:12:17,320 00:12:19,155 I CAN'T STAND HIM. I CAN'T STAND HIM.
226 00:12:19,197 00:12:22,534 HE'S RUDE, HE'S REBELLIOUS, AND HE'S TOTALLY ANNOYING. HE'S RUDE, HE'S REBELLIOUS, AND HE'S TOTALLY ANNOYING.
227 00:12:22,576 00:12:24,994 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON HIM. I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON HIM.
228 00:12:25,036 00:12:27,038 SHE LIKES HIM. SHE LIKES HIM.
229 00:12:29,790 00:12:32,669 HELLO? DUNCAN? HELLO? DUNCAN?
230 00:12:32,711 00:12:35,213 (WHISTLES) PRINCESS. (WHISTLES) PRINCESS.
231 00:12:35,255 00:12:37,549 I WISH YOU'D STOP CALLING ME THAT. I WISH YOU'D STOP CALLING ME THAT.
232 00:12:37,591 00:12:40,510 SO, COME TO CLAIM THAT KISS? SO, COME TO CLAIM THAT KISS?
233 00:12:40,552 00:12:42,470 EVEN PIGS DESERVE A MEAL. EVEN PIGS DESERVE A MEAL.
234 00:12:42,512 00:12:45,473 MM, NO, THANKS. I'LL STICK WITH THE BAIT. MM, NO, THANKS. I'LL STICK WITH THE BAIT.
235 00:12:45,515 00:12:48,643 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ALL CHEF WOULD SERVE US YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ALL CHEF WOULD SERVE US
236 00:12:48,685 00:12:52,146 AFTER OUR PATHETIC PERFORMANCE ON THE OBSTACLE COURSE. AFTER OUR PATHETIC PERFORMANCE ON THE OBSTACLE COURSE.
237 00:12:52,188 00:12:55,609 WHY DO YOU EGG CHEF ON LIKE THAT? WHY DO YOU EGG CHEF ON LIKE THAT?
238 00:12:55,650 00:12:57,944 YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE. YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE.
239 00:12:57,985 00:13:00,405 WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME? WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME?
240 00:13:00,447 00:13:02,532 I AM NOT UPTIGHT. YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES. I AM NOT UPTIGHT. YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES.
241 00:13:04,701 00:13:06,953 WELL, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BREAK THEM. WELL, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BREAK THEM.
242 00:13:06,994 00:13:09,623 ONLY THE ONES I WANT TO. ONLY THE ONES I WANT TO.
243 00:13:09,664 00:13:12,208 OK, SO MAYBE I DO FOLLOW THE RULES. OK, SO MAYBE I DO FOLLOW THE RULES.
244 00:13:12,250 00:13:15,503 I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A BIG, UPTIGHT LOSER IN YOUR BOOKS, I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A BIG, UPTIGHT LOSER IN YOUR BOOKS,
245 00:13:15,545 00:13:17,130 -RIGHT? -MAYBE. -RIGHT? -MAYBE.
246 00:13:17,171 00:13:20,300 -UGH! -THEN WHY DO YOU FOLLOW THEM? -UGH! -THEN WHY DO YOU FOLLOW THEM?
247 00:13:20,341 00:13:22,343 BECAUSE NOT FOLLOWING THEM BECAUSE NOT FOLLOWING THEM
248 00:13:22,385 00:13:24,971 GETS YOU THROWN INTO A FISH CABIN. GETS YOU THROWN INTO A FISH CABIN.
249 00:13:25,012 00:13:28,767 BUT I'M IN THE FISH CABIN WITH YOU, AREN'T I? BUT I'M IN THE FISH CABIN WITH YOU, AREN'T I?
250 00:13:28,807 00:13:31,810 FEEL LIKE DITCHING THIS CRAP FOR SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM? FEEL LIKE DITCHING THIS CRAP FOR SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM?
251 00:13:31,852 00:13:33,854 ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING?
252 00:13:33,896 00:13:37,108 ALL I'VE HAD FOR TWO DAYS IS THIS GRUEL. ALL I'VE HAD FOR TWO DAYS IS THIS GRUEL.
253 00:13:37,150 00:13:39,402 BUT CHEF WILL NEVER GIVE IT TO US. BUT CHEF WILL NEVER GIVE IT TO US.
254 00:13:39,444 00:13:42,113 SEE? NOW, THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR THINKING. SEE? NOW, THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR THINKING.
255 00:13:42,155 00:13:45,325 THE TRICK IS TO NOT ASK FOR IT. THE TRICK IS TO NOT ASK FOR IT.
256 00:13:45,366 00:13:47,327 DO YOU HAVE SOME ON YOU? DO YOU HAVE SOME ON YOU?
257 00:13:47,368 00:13:50,330 NO, BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT. NO, BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT.
258 00:13:50,371 00:13:53,750 IT WILL INVOLVE BREAKING QUITE A FEW RULES, THOUGH. IT WILL INVOLVE BREAKING QUITE A FEW RULES, THOUGH.
259 00:13:53,792 00:13:56,753 ARE YOU IN? ARE YOU IN?
260 00:13:56,795 00:13:58,212 LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT.
261 00:13:58,254 00:14:00,089 WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN. WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN.
262 00:14:07,472 00:14:08,847 (WHISPERS) SLOWLY. (WHISPERS) SLOWLY.
263 00:14:08,889 00:14:11,058 SLOWLY CRAWL. SLOWLY CRAWL.
264 00:14:11,100 00:14:13,770 25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT. 25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT.
265 00:14:13,812 00:14:16,397 ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT. ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT.
266 00:14:16,439 00:14:19,233 (WHISPERS) IF WE GET CAUGHT, WE ARE SO DEAD. (WHISPERS) IF WE GET CAUGHT, WE ARE SO DEAD.
267 00:14:19,275 00:14:24,572 I MEAN, COME ON. I AM NOTHING WITHOUT MY STUBBLE. I MEAN, COME ON. I AM NOTHING WITHOUT MY STUBBLE.
268 00:14:24,614 00:14:26,491 AMEN, BROTHER. AMEN, BROTHER.
269 00:14:26,533 00:14:29,076 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS?
270 00:14:29,118 00:14:34,123 HECK, YES. THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD HERE YET. HECK, YES. THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD HERE YET.
271 00:14:34,165 00:14:38,044 A LITTLE PRESENT, COURTESY OF THE KILLER BASS. A LITTLE PRESENT, COURTESY OF THE KILLER BASS.
272 00:14:38,085 00:14:40,254 NOW YOU'RE LEARNING. NOW YOU'RE LEARNING.
273 00:14:44,884 00:14:48,012 WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA. WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA.
274 00:14:51,683 00:14:54,561 MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM.
275 00:14:54,602 00:14:58,481 I THINK I HAVE JUNGLE ROT FROM THAT OBSTACLE COURSE. I THINK I HAVE JUNGLE ROT FROM THAT OBSTACLE COURSE.
276 00:14:58,523 00:15:01,067 EW. OWEN, WE'RE EATING HERE. EW. OWEN, WE'RE EATING HERE.
277 00:15:01,108 00:15:05,739 (MOUTH FULL) AND WITH IS WITH ALL THOSE LAME WAR STORIES? (MOUTH FULL) AND WITH IS WITH ALL THOSE LAME WAR STORIES?
278 00:15:05,780 00:15:07,990 HE IS SO DEMENTED. HE IS SO DEMENTED.
279 00:15:08,032 00:15:10,993 GIRL, THESE NAILS WERE NOT MEANT FOR COMBAT TRAINING. GIRL, THESE NAILS WERE NOT MEANT FOR COMBAT TRAINING.
280 00:15:11,035 00:15:12,746 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? MMM. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? MMM.
281 00:15:12,787 00:15:15,915 OOH, SERIOUSLY. IF I WANTED TO JOIN THE ARMY, I WOULD HAVE. OOH, SERIOUSLY. IF I WANTED TO JOIN THE ARMY, I WOULD HAVE.
282 00:15:15,956 00:15:19,544 OH, GUYS, GROSS. OH, GUYS, GROSS.
283 00:15:19,586 00:15:22,922 NOW SEE, THAT'S A WASTE OF GOOD PEANUT BUTTER. NOW SEE, THAT'S A WASTE OF GOOD PEANUT BUTTER.
284 00:15:24,632 00:15:26,885 OK, I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. OK, I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
285 00:15:26,926 00:15:29,303 OH, NO, NO. JUST-JUST ONE MORE. OH, NO, NO. JUST-JUST ONE MORE.
286 00:15:31,222 00:15:33,057 (BELCHES) (BELCHES)
287 00:15:33,099 00:15:34,475 OH. OH.
288 00:15:34,517 00:15:38,479 YEAH. YEAH, THAT ONE WAS A MISTAKE. YEAH. YEAH, THAT ONE WAS A MISTAKE.
289 00:15:40,523 00:15:42,734 HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA.
290 00:15:45,695 00:15:48,114 SO THE PRINCESS HAS A DARK SIDE. SO THE PRINCESS HAS A DARK SIDE.
291 00:15:48,155 00:15:51,075 OK. THAT WAS SO GROSS. OK. THAT WAS SO GROSS.
292 00:15:51,117 00:15:53,578 BUT IT WAS LIKE ONCE I DID SOMETHING BAD, BUT IT WAS LIKE ONCE I DID SOMETHING BAD,
293 00:15:53,620 00:15:56,122 IT WAS SO MUCH FUN, I JUST WANTED MORE. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN, I JUST WANTED MORE.
294 00:15:56,163 00:15:58,207 WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS GIVE ME THAT KISS. WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS GIVE ME THAT KISS.
295 00:15:58,249 00:16:01,127 -THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BAD. -YOU'RE STILL NOT MY TYPE. -THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BAD. -YOU'RE STILL NOT MY TYPE.
296 00:16:01,168 00:16:04,004 FINE. ENJOY A PEANUT BUTTER-LESS LIFE. FINE. ENJOY A PEANUT BUTTER-LESS LIFE.
297 00:16:04,046 00:16:06,006 THANKS. ENJOY PRISON. THANKS. ENJOY PRISON.
298 00:16:06,048 00:16:07,425 I WILL. I WILL.
299 00:16:15,057 00:16:17,017 YES, DUDE! YES, DUDE!
300 00:16:17,059 00:16:18,519 TOLD YOU SHE WANTED ME. TOLD YOU SHE WANTED ME.
301 00:16:18,561 00:16:20,688 AHH. AHH.
302 00:16:20,730 00:16:22,774 ATTENTION, REMAINING BOOT-CAMPER GROUPS! ATTENTION, REMAINING BOOT-CAMPER GROUPS!
303 00:16:22,816 00:16:24,734 THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF YOUR TRAINING THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF YOUR TRAINING
304 00:16:24,776 00:16:27,904 BEGINS TOMORROW MORNING AT 0700 HOURS. BEGINS TOMORROW MORNING AT 0700 HOURS.
305 00:16:27,946 00:16:30,156 AND IF I CATCH THE SUCKER THAT TOOK MY DESSERT, AND IF I CATCH THE SUCKER THAT TOOK MY DESSERT,
306 00:16:30,197 00:16:32,074 YOUR BUTT IS MINE. YOUR BUTT IS MINE.
307 00:16:35,912 00:16:40,333 WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS AN ANCIENT FORM OF TORTURE. WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS AN ANCIENT FORM OF TORTURE.
308 00:16:40,374 00:16:43,628 BY NOW, THE BLOOD HAS BEGUN RUSHING TO YOUR HEAD. BY NOW, THE BLOOD HAS BEGUN RUSHING TO YOUR HEAD.
309 00:16:43,670 00:16:47,006 THE NEXT STAGE IS NAUSEA, FOLLOWED BY DIZZINESS THE NEXT STAGE IS NAUSEA, FOLLOWED BY DIZZINESS
310 00:16:47,047 00:16:48,800 AND A FLUSHED APPEARANCE. AND A FLUSHED APPEARANCE.
311 00:16:48,842 00:16:51,218 AS THE BLOOD BEGINS TO POOL IN YOUR EYES, AS THE BLOOD BEGINS TO POOL IN YOUR EYES,
312 00:16:51,260 00:16:53,346 YOU MAY EXPERIENCE FAINTING SPELLS. YOU MAY EXPERIENCE FAINTING SPELLS.
313 00:16:53,387 00:16:55,055 DUNCAN! DUNCAN!
314 00:16:57,809 00:17:00,060 IT'S OK. HE'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OK. HE'S ALL RIGHT.
315 00:17:05,650 00:17:07,401 UGH! UGH!
316 00:17:07,443 00:17:12,198 COME ON! I...CAN'T...REACH. COME ON! I...CAN'T...REACH.
317 00:17:12,239 00:17:15,994 AAH! (FARTS) HA HA HA HA. AAH! (FARTS) HA HA HA HA.
318 00:17:16,035 00:17:20,039 OK, THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. UHH. OK, THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. UHH.
319 00:17:20,080 00:17:21,791 AAH! AAH!
320 00:17:21,833 00:17:23,960 (MUFFLED PROTESTS) (MUFFLED PROTESTS)
321 00:17:24,002 00:17:26,045 OFF OF ME, YOU BIG OX. OFF OF ME, YOU BIG OX.
322 00:17:26,086 00:17:28,422 SORRY. SORRY.
323 00:17:28,464 00:17:32,176 HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA.
324 00:17:32,218 00:17:33,887 STOP LAUGHING THIS INSTANT. STOP LAUGHING THIS INSTANT.
325 00:17:33,928 00:17:37,181 I'M SORRY. HA HA HA. I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M SORRY. HA HA HA. I CAN'T HELP IT.
326 00:17:37,223 00:17:41,268 WHOA! HA HA HA. WHOA! HA HA HA.
327 00:17:41,310 00:17:43,604 I EXPECTED MORE OUT OF YOU, SOLDIER. I EXPECTED MORE OUT OF YOU, SOLDIER.
328 00:17:43,646 00:17:48,651 AHEM. MASTER CHIEF, I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU. AHEM. MASTER CHIEF, I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU.
329 00:17:48,693 00:17:51,111 AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE? AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?
330 00:17:51,153 00:17:54,323 YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL. YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL.
331 00:17:54,365 00:17:58,745 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
332 00:17:58,786 00:18:01,497 HA HA HA HA. YEAH. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HA HA HA HA. YEAH. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
333 00:18:01,539 00:18:05,084 OK, GEOFFY, IT'S ALL UP TO YOU. OK, GEOFFY, IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.
334 00:18:05,125 00:18:06,878 YOU GOT THIS, GWEN? YOU GOT THIS, GWEN?
335 00:18:06,920 00:18:09,672 OH, YEAH. I CAN HANG HERE ALL DAY. OH, YEAH. I CAN HANG HERE ALL DAY.
336 00:18:09,714 00:18:14,093 ROCK ON, SISTER! I LIVE FOR THE HEAD RUSH. ROCK ON, SISTER! I LIVE FOR THE HEAD RUSH.
337 00:18:14,134 00:18:18,765 IT FEELS...SO...GOOD. IT FEELS...SO...GOOD.
338 00:18:21,475 00:18:25,688 OOH. THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK. OOH. THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK.
339 00:18:25,730 00:18:27,065 -YES! -ALL RIGHT, GWEN. -YES! -ALL RIGHT, GWEN.
340 00:18:27,147 00:18:29,483 -GO, GOPHERS! -GWEN. -GO, GOPHERS! -GWEN.
341 00:18:29,525 00:18:33,654 CONGRATULATIONS, SOLDIER. I'D GO TO WAR WITH YOU ANYTIME. CONGRATULATIONS, SOLDIER. I'D GO TO WAR WITH YOU ANYTIME.
342 00:18:33,696 00:18:37,700 I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN CHOOSING MY CAREER. I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN CHOOSING MY CAREER.
343 00:18:37,742 00:18:39,035 YOU DO THAT, SOLDIER. YOU DO THAT, SOLDIER.
344 00:18:39,077 00:18:41,079 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
345 00:18:41,120 00:18:42,914 YOU DO THAT. YOU DO THAT.
346 00:18:50,296 00:18:54,258 I ONLY HAVE FIVE MARSHMALLOWS ON MY PLATE. I ONLY HAVE FIVE MARSHMALLOWS ON MY PLATE.
347 00:18:54,300 00:18:57,053 AND THESE MARSHMALLOWS REPRESENT THE CAMPERS AND THESE MARSHMALLOWS REPRESENT THE CAMPERS
348 00:18:57,095 00:19:00,640 THAT WILL CONTINUE TO BE CAMPERS... THAT WILL CONTINUE TO BE CAMPERS...
349 00:19:00,681 00:19:02,349 HERE. HERE.
350 00:19:04,602 00:19:07,855 YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR BALLOTS IN THE CONFESSION CAN. YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR BALLOTS IN THE CONFESSION CAN.
351 00:19:07,897 00:19:09,690 IF I DO NOT CALL YOUR NAME, IF I DO NOT CALL YOUR NAME,
352 00:19:09,732 00:19:12,986 YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY GO DOWN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME, YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY GO DOWN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME,
353 00:19:13,027 00:19:16,572 CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND GO HOME. CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND GO HOME.
354 00:19:16,614 00:19:19,366 AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK...EVER. AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK...EVER.
355 00:19:24,580 00:19:25,748 DUNCAN. DUNCAN.
356 00:19:25,790 00:19:28,375 YEAH. YEAH.
357 00:19:28,417 00:19:30,920 -DJ. -YEAH! -DJ. -YEAH!
358 00:19:30,962 00:19:32,379 BRIDGETTE. BRIDGETTE.
359 00:19:34,632 00:19:37,176 -GEOFF. -YEAH. -GEOFF. -YEAH.
360 00:19:37,217 00:19:42,807 CAMPERS, THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE NIGHT. CAMPERS, THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE NIGHT.
361 00:19:49,480 00:19:50,857 HAROLD. HAROLD.
362 00:19:50,898 00:19:52,150 -AHH. -YES. -AHH. -YES.
363 00:19:52,191 00:19:55,528 WHAT? YOU GUYS VOTED FOR HAROLD OVER ME? WHAT? YOU GUYS VOTED FOR HAROLD OVER ME?
364 00:19:55,569 00:19:58,656 YES, YES. IT'S ALWAYS A SHOCK. YES, YES. IT'S ALWAYS A SHOCK.
365 00:19:58,698 00:20:02,326 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. I DEMAND A RECOUNT. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. I DEMAND A RECOUNT.
366 00:20:02,368 00:20:04,537 AW, SERIOUSLY, DUDE. I KNOW FOR A FACT... AW, SERIOUSLY, DUDE. I KNOW FOR A FACT...
367 00:20:04,578 00:20:07,165 THERE WERE THREE OF US THAT DIDN'T VOTE HER OFF. THERE WERE THREE OF US THAT DIDN'T VOTE HER OFF.
368 00:20:07,206 00:20:09,709 UHH. UHH.
369 00:20:12,294 00:20:16,298 I DO NOT CONCEDE. I DO NOT CONCEDE. I DO NOT CONCEDE. I DO NOT CONCEDE.
370 00:20:16,340 00:20:18,425 AW, MAN, THIS SUCKS. AW, MAN, THIS SUCKS.
371 00:20:18,467 00:20:23,430 I WAS YOUR ONLY HOPE. I WAS A COUNSELOR-IN-TRAINING. I WAS YOUR ONLY HOPE. I WAS A COUNSELOR-IN-TRAINING.
372 00:20:23,472 00:20:26,308 LET GO OF ME. LET GO OF ME.
373 00:20:27,935 00:20:30,104 YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR FROM MY ATTORNEY. YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR FROM MY ATTORNEY.
374 00:20:30,146 00:20:31,522 COURTNEY, WAIT. COURTNEY, WAIT.
375 00:20:33,273 00:20:35,484 I MADE THIS FOR YOU. I MADE THIS FOR YOU.
376 00:20:36,652 00:20:40,156 DUNCAN. DUNCAN.
377 00:20:40,198 00:20:43,367 OK, THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND CREEPY, BUT I LOVE IT. OK, THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND CREEPY, BUT I LOVE IT.
378 00:20:43,409 00:20:46,746 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!
379 00:20:55,462 00:20:58,465 WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR? WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR?
380 00:20:58,507 00:21:01,260 HEH HEH HEH HEH. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
381 00:21:01,301 00:21:04,430 OW. IDIOTS. OW. IDIOTS.
382 00:21:04,471 00:21:07,641 PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE. PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE.
383 00:21:07,683 00:21:09,936 OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE. OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE.
384 00:21:18,318 00:21:21,614 YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY. YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
385 00:21:21,655 00:21:22,907 LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
386 00:21:22,949 00:21:26,077 WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE. WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE.