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1 | 00:00:02,294 | 00:00:04,755 | CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND... | CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND... |
2 | 00:00:04,797 | 00:00:06,715 | THE TEAMS WERE GIVEN THREE CHALLENGES | THE TEAMS WERE GIVEN THREE CHALLENGES |
3 | 00:00:06,757 | 00:00:09,885 | THAT TESTED THEIR TRUST IN THEIR TEAMMATES. | THAT TESTED THEIR TRUST IN THEIR TEAMMATES. |
4 | 00:00:09,927 | 00:00:11,887 | THE ROCK-CLIMBING CHALLENGE REVEALED MORE THAN | THE ROCK-CLIMBING CHALLENGE REVEALED MORE THAN |
5 | 00:00:11,929 | 00:00:14,222 | JUST HEATHER'S GRUDGE AGAINST GWEN. | JUST HEATHER'S GRUDGE AGAINST GWEN. |
6 | 00:00:14,264 | 00:00:16,725 | AND TRENT GOT THE BAD END OF A BLOWFISH | AND TRENT GOT THE BAD END OF A BLOWFISH |
7 | 00:00:16,767 | 00:00:18,143 | COURTESY OF LINDSAY. | COURTESY OF LINDSAY. |
8 | 00:00:18,185 | 00:00:20,771 | DJ TRUSTED GEOFF WITH HIS PET BUNNY. | DJ TRUSTED GEOFF WITH HIS PET BUNNY. |
9 | 00:00:20,813 | 00:00:23,398 | HUGE MISTAKE, BY THE WAY. | HUGE MISTAKE, BY THE WAY. |
10 | 00:00:23,440 | 00:00:26,360 | SOME OTHER CAMPERS GOT DROPPED ON THEIR BUTTS, | SOME OTHER CAMPERS GOT DROPPED ON THEIR BUTTS, |
11 | 00:00:26,401 | 00:00:29,488 | AND DUNCAN SHOCKED COURTNEY BY SHOWING HER HIS SOFTER SIDES. | AND DUNCAN SHOCKED COURTNEY BY SHOWING HER HIS SOFTER SIDES. |
12 | 00:00:29,530 | 00:00:33,074 | YEAH, TOUCHING MOMENTS. GOOD TIMES. | YEAH, TOUCHING MOMENTS. GOOD TIMES. |
13 | 00:00:33,116 | 00:00:36,912 | STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY YET | STAY TUNED FOR THE MOST DRAMATIC BONFIRE CEREMONY YET |
14 | 00:00:36,954 | 00:00:40,207 | ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. | ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. |
15 | 00:00:46,630 | 00:00:49,257 | ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ | ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ |
16 | 00:00:49,299 | 00:00:52,219 | ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ | ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ |
17 | 00:00:52,260 | 00:00:54,346 | ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ | ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ |
18 | 00:00:54,388 | 00:00:57,391 | ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ | ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ |
19 | 00:00:57,432 | 00:00:59,768 | ♪ I WANNA BE ♪ | ♪ I WANNA BE ♪ |
20 | 00:00:59,810 | 00:01:03,104 | ♪ FAMOUS ♪ | ♪ FAMOUS ♪ |
21 | 00:01:03,146 | 00:01:05,900 | ♪ I WANNA LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ | ♪ I WANNA LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ |
22 | 00:01:05,941 | 00:01:08,485 | ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS, 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ | ♪ WELL, PACK YOUR BAGS, 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ |
23 | 00:01:08,527 | 00:01:10,821 | ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ | ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE, NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ |
24 | 00:01:10,863 | 00:01:13,574 | ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ | ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ |
25 | 00:01:13,615 | 00:01:16,368 | ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE ♪ | ♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA BE ♪ |
26 | 00:01:16,410 | 00:01:18,119 | ♪ FAMOUS ♪ | ♪ FAMOUS ♪ |
27 | 00:01:19,621 | 00:01:21,289 | ♪ NA NA NA-NA-NA NA ♪ | ♪ NA NA NA-NA-NA NA ♪ |
28 | 00:01:21,331 | 00:01:25,002 | ♪ NA-NA NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪ | ♪ NA-NA NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA-NA NA ♪ |
29 | 00:01:25,044 | 00:01:27,755 | ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ | ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ |
30 | 00:01:27,796 | 00:01:30,632 | ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ | ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ |
31 | 00:01:30,674 | 00:01:33,301 | ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ | ♪ I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE ♪ |
32 | 00:01:33,343 | 00:01:36,137 | ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ | ♪ I WANNA BE FAMOUS ♪ |
33 | 00:01:36,179 | 00:01:40,350 | (WHISTLES "I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS") | (WHISTLES "I WANNA BE, I WANNA BE FAMOUS") |
34 | 00:01:44,646 | 00:01:46,065 | (DOOR OPENS) | (DOOR OPENS) |
35 | 00:01:46,105 | 00:01:50,110 | OK, WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR? | OK, WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR? |
36 | 00:01:50,151 | 00:01:51,486 | HEH HEH HEH HEH. | HEH HEH HEH HEH. |
37 | 00:01:53,196 | 00:01:55,574 | EWW! | EWW! |
38 | 00:01:55,616 | 00:01:58,660 | HAROLD, YOU ARE SO TOTALLY GROSS. | HAROLD, YOU ARE SO TOTALLY GROSS. |
39 | 00:01:58,702 | 00:02:00,662 | NOW WAY. IT WASN'T ME. | NOW WAY. IT WASN'T ME. |
40 | 00:02:00,704 | 00:02:03,832 | IDIOTS. | IDIOTS. |
41 | 00:02:03,874 | 00:02:06,877 | SOMETIMES HE JUST MAKES IT TOO EASY. | SOMETIMES HE JUST MAKES IT TOO EASY. |
42 | 00:02:06,919 | 00:02:08,629 | I HEAR YOU, MAN. | I HEAR YOU, MAN. |
43 | 00:02:08,670 | 00:02:10,756 | CHEF: LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE COCKROACHES. | CHEF: LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE COCKROACHES. |
44 | 00:02:10,798 | 00:02:13,508 | I WANT ALL CAMPERS TO REPORT TO THE DOCK OF SHAME | I WANT ALL CAMPERS TO REPORT TO THE DOCK OF SHAME |
45 | 00:02:13,550 | 00:02:16,177 | AT 0900 HOURS! | AT 0900 HOURS! |
46 | 00:02:16,219 | 00:02:18,764 | THAT MEANS NOW, SOLDIERS. NOW. | THAT MEANS NOW, SOLDIERS. NOW. |
47 | 00:02:22,559 | 00:02:26,688 | LINE UP AND STAND AT ATTENTION. YOU CALL THIS PROPER FORMATION? | LINE UP AND STAND AT ATTENTION. YOU CALL THIS PROPER FORMATION? |
48 | 00:02:26,730 | 00:02:29,190 | FEET TOGETHER. ARMS DOWN. | FEET TOGETHER. ARMS DOWN. |
49 | 00:02:29,232 | 00:02:31,234 | EYES FORWARD. HEAD UP. | EYES FORWARD. HEAD UP. |
50 | 00:02:33,862 | 00:02:35,823 | OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN DAY. | OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A FUN DAY. |
51 | 00:02:35,864 | 00:02:37,324 | WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, SOLDIER? | WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, SOLDIER? |
52 | 00:02:37,365 | 00:02:39,660 | UM, NOTHING. | UM, NOTHING. |
53 | 00:02:39,701 | 00:02:41,662 | AND YOU'LL CONTINUE TO SAY NOTHING | AND YOU'LL CONTINUE TO SAY NOTHING |
54 | 00:02:41,703 | 00:02:44,832 | UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING. | UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING. |
55 | 00:02:44,873 | 00:02:48,127 | TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL NOT BE AN EASY ONE. | TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL NOT BE AN EASY ONE. |
56 | 00:02:48,167 | 00:02:51,797 | IN FACT, I DO NOT EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME OUT ALIVE. | IN FACT, I DO NOT EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME OUT ALIVE. |
57 | 00:02:51,839 | 00:02:55,383 | HA HA HA. AAH! THAT HURT. | HA HA HA. AAH! THAT HURT. |
58 | 00:02:55,425 | 00:02:58,137 | MY ORDERS ARE TO MAKE SURE ALL OF THE BABIES IN FRONT OF ME | MY ORDERS ARE TO MAKE SURE ALL OF THE BABIES IN FRONT OF ME |
59 | 00:02:58,177 | 00:03:00,597 | DROP OUT OF MY BOOT CAMP EXCEPT ONE. | DROP OUT OF MY BOOT CAMP EXCEPT ONE. |
60 | 00:03:00,639 | 00:03:03,350 | THE LAST ONE STANDING WINS IMMUNITY FOR THEIR TEAM. | THE LAST ONE STANDING WINS IMMUNITY FOR THEIR TEAM. |
61 | 00:03:03,391 | 00:03:06,394 | UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS? | UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS? |
62 | 00:03:06,436 | 00:03:09,898 | RULE NUMBER ONE--YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MASTER CHIEF. | RULE NUMBER ONE--YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MASTER CHIEF. |
63 | 00:03:09,940 | 00:03:12,151 | HAVE YOU GOT THAT? | HAVE YOU GOT THAT? |
64 | 00:03:12,191 | 00:03:14,486 | YES, MASTER CHIEF. | YES, MASTER CHIEF. |
65 | 00:03:14,528 | 00:03:17,072 | YOU WILL SLEEP WHEN I TELL YOU TO SLEEP. | YOU WILL SLEEP WHEN I TELL YOU TO SLEEP. |
66 | 00:03:17,114 | 00:03:19,992 | AND YOU WILL EAT ONLY WHEN I TELL YOU TO EAT. | AND YOU WILL EAT ONLY WHEN I TELL YOU TO EAT. |
67 | 00:03:20,034 | 00:03:21,076 | IS THAT CLEAR? | IS THAT CLEAR? |
68 | 00:03:21,118 | 00:03:23,120 | YES, MASTER CHIEF. | YES, MASTER CHIEF. |
69 | 00:03:23,162 | 00:03:25,789 | RULE NUMBER TWO-- WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GIVE UP, | RULE NUMBER TWO-- WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GIVE UP, |
70 | 00:03:25,831 | 00:03:29,208 | YOU WILL WALK TO THE END OF THE DOCK AND RING THE BELL. | YOU WILL WALK TO THE END OF THE DOCK AND RING THE BELL. |
71 | 00:03:29,250 | 00:03:31,461 | WHICH BRINGS ME TO RULE NUMBER THREE-- | WHICH BRINGS ME TO RULE NUMBER THREE-- |
72 | 00:03:31,503 | 00:03:34,548 | LET'S GET ONE QUITTER BEFORE THE END OF THE FIRST DAY. | LET'S GET ONE QUITTER BEFORE THE END OF THE FIRST DAY. |
73 | 00:03:34,589 | 00:03:38,052 | THAT DAY WILL NOT END UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT. | THAT DAY WILL NOT END UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT. |
74 | 00:03:38,093 | 00:03:40,595 | NOW GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN TO THE BEACH, SOLDIERS. | NOW GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN TO THE BEACH, SOLDIERS. |
75 | 00:03:40,637 | 00:03:42,056 | NOW, NOW, NOW. | NOW, NOW, NOW. |
76 | 00:03:42,097 | 00:03:43,640 | (ALL SCREAMING) | (ALL SCREAMING) |
77 | 00:03:43,682 | 00:03:46,226 | OK, WHOEVER'S SICK, TWISTED IDEA THIS WAS | OK, WHOEVER'S SICK, TWISTED IDEA THIS WAS |
78 | 00:03:46,267 | 00:03:48,228 | TO PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THIS CHALLENGE, | TO PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THIS CHALLENGE, |
79 | 00:03:48,269 | 00:03:51,523 | I HAVE TO SAY I'M A LITTLE BIT IMPRESSED. | I HAVE TO SAY I'M A LITTLE BIT IMPRESSED. |
80 | 00:03:51,565 | 00:03:55,861 | LISTEN UP. EACH TEAM MUST HOLD A CANOE OVER THEIR HEADS. | LISTEN UP. EACH TEAM MUST HOLD A CANOE OVER THEIR HEADS. |
81 | 00:03:55,903 | 00:03:57,821 | I CATCH YOU TAKING YOUR HANDS OFF THE CANOE, | I CATCH YOU TAKING YOUR HANDS OFF THE CANOE, |
82 | 00:03:57,863 | 00:03:59,740 | AND YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED. | AND YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED. |
83 | 00:03:59,781 | 00:04:04,203 | AND NO ONE EATS LUNCH UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT. | AND NO ONE EATS LUNCH UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS OUT. |
84 | 00:04:04,244 | 00:04:05,412 | CANOES UP. | CANOES UP. |
85 | 00:04:07,748 | 00:04:10,333 | WHEW. THIS ISN'T THAT HARD. | WHEW. THIS ISN'T THAT HARD. |
86 | 00:04:10,375 | 00:04:11,793 | PIECE OF CAKE. | PIECE OF CAKE. |
87 | 00:04:19,467 | 00:04:22,303 | -(WHIMPERS) -(GROWLS) | -(WHIMPERS) -(GROWLS) |
88 | 00:04:22,345 | 00:04:26,349 | CHEF: COME ON, YOU SISSIES. IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE HOURS. | CHEF: COME ON, YOU SISSIES. IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE HOURS. |
89 | 00:04:26,391 | 00:04:28,643 | LOOKS LIKE THEY MISSED LUNCH TODAY. | LOOKS LIKE THEY MISSED LUNCH TODAY. |
90 | 00:04:28,685 | 00:04:31,855 | MM-HMM. GUESS THEY JUST WEREN'T HUNGRY. | MM-HMM. GUESS THEY JUST WEREN'T HUNGRY. |
91 | 00:04:31,897 | 00:04:34,566 | UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO QUIT NOW. | UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO QUIT NOW. |
92 | 00:04:34,608 | 00:04:37,527 | (STOMACH GROWLS) | (STOMACH GROWLS) |
93 | 00:04:37,569 | 00:04:39,362 | DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, OWEN. | DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, OWEN. |
94 | 00:04:42,490 | 00:04:45,786 | TIME TO LAND THAT FISH. | TIME TO LAND THAT FISH. |
95 | 00:04:45,827 | 00:04:47,788 | OW! IDIOTS. | OW! IDIOTS. |
96 | 00:04:47,829 | 00:04:50,624 | IS THERE A PROBLEM DOWN HERE? | IS THERE A PROBLEM DOWN HERE? |
97 | 00:04:50,665 | 00:04:52,042 | NO. | NO. |
98 | 00:04:54,586 | 00:04:57,047 | (SNORES) | (SNORES) |
99 | 00:04:57,089 | 00:05:00,259 | 25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT. | 25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT. |
100 | 00:05:00,300 | 00:05:02,010 | ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT. | ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT. |
101 | 00:05:02,052 | 00:05:04,638 | WHAT WAR WERE YOU IN, ANYWAY? | WHAT WAR WERE YOU IN, ANYWAY? |
102 | 00:05:04,679 | 00:05:06,347 | DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK? | DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK? |
103 | 00:05:06,389 | 00:05:08,142 | BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU TO SPEAK. | BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU TO SPEAK. |
104 | 00:05:08,183 | 00:05:11,311 | WHATEVER. HE SO WASN'T IN A WAR. | WHATEVER. HE SO WASN'T IN A WAR. |
105 | 00:05:11,352 | 00:05:14,273 | GUYS, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. | GUYS, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. |
106 | 00:05:14,314 | 00:05:19,360 | I HAVE NO MORE FEELING IN MY ARMS. | I HAVE NO MORE FEELING IN MY ARMS. |
107 | 00:05:21,280 | 00:05:23,615 | LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A QUITTER. | LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A QUITTER. |
108 | 00:05:23,657 | 00:05:25,784 | DON'T DO IT, LINDSAY! | DON'T DO IT, LINDSAY! |
109 | 00:05:27,119 | 00:05:28,745 | (DINGS) | (DINGS) |
110 | 00:05:28,787 | 00:05:30,831 | -(ALL SIGH) -AAH. | -(ALL SIGH) -AAH. |
111 | 00:05:33,458 | 00:05:37,504 | LISTEN HERE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. | LISTEN HERE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. |
112 | 00:05:37,545 | 00:05:40,299 | EXCEPT BEING THE LITTLE BABY THAT LET YOUR TEAM DOWN. | EXCEPT BEING THE LITTLE BABY THAT LET YOUR TEAM DOWN. |
113 | 00:05:40,339 | 00:05:42,717 | AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, HEAD TO THE MESS HALL. | AS FOR THE REST OF YOU, HEAD TO THE MESS HALL. |
114 | 00:05:42,759 | 00:05:44,636 | DINNER IS SERVED. | DINNER IS SERVED. |
115 | 00:05:44,678 | 00:05:48,056 | SWEET MARIE, THANK YOU! | SWEET MARIE, THANK YOU! |
116 | 00:05:48,098 | 00:05:51,101 | ALL RIGHT, MAGGOTS, OPEN YOUR EARS. | ALL RIGHT, MAGGOTS, OPEN YOUR EARS. |
117 | 00:05:51,143 | 00:05:53,937 | YOU'VE GOT 10 MINUTES TO EAT BEFORE NIGHT TRAINING BEGINS, | YOU'VE GOT 10 MINUTES TO EAT BEFORE NIGHT TRAINING BEGINS, |
118 | 00:05:53,979 | 00:05:56,355 | -SO GET TO IT. -NIGHT TRAINING? | -SO GET TO IT. -NIGHT TRAINING? |
119 | 00:05:56,397 | 00:05:58,066 | -NO WAY. -NO WAY. | -NO WAY. -NO WAY. |
120 | 00:05:58,108 | 00:06:01,611 | UM, EXCUSE ME, MASTER CHIEF. WHERE'S THE FOOD? | UM, EXCUSE ME, MASTER CHIEF. WHERE'S THE FOOD? |
121 | 00:06:01,653 | 00:06:04,156 | YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. HEH HEH HEH. | YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. HEH HEH HEH. |
122 | 00:06:04,198 | 00:06:08,243 | THIS IS THE LEFTOVER GARBAGE FROM THIS MORNING'S BREAKFAST. | THIS IS THE LEFTOVER GARBAGE FROM THIS MORNING'S BREAKFAST. |
123 | 00:06:08,285 | 00:06:10,787 | DARN RIGHT. WHEN YOU'RE AT WAR, YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET. | DARN RIGHT. WHEN YOU'RE AT WAR, YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET. |
124 | 00:06:15,042 | 00:06:17,836 | WELL, I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. | WELL, I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL. |
125 | 00:06:17,878 | 00:06:20,505 | I'M OFF TO CRAFT SERVICES. COMING? | I'M OFF TO CRAFT SERVICES. COMING? |
126 | 00:06:20,547 | 00:06:22,590 | SERVE ME UP SOME OF THAT. | SERVE ME UP SOME OF THAT. |
127 | 00:06:23,884 | 00:06:27,137 | OH, I AM NOT EATING THIS. | OH, I AM NOT EATING THIS. |
128 | 00:06:27,179 | 00:06:29,306 | UHH. ME, NEITHER. | UHH. ME, NEITHER. |
129 | 00:06:29,348 | 00:06:32,059 | DON'T CARE FOR TODAY'S SPECIALS, PRINCESS? | DON'T CARE FOR TODAY'S SPECIALS, PRINCESS? |
130 | 00:06:32,100 | 00:06:34,602 | I AM GOING TO BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE ONE DAY, | I AM GOING TO BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE ONE DAY, |
131 | 00:06:34,644 | 00:06:39,191 | AND NO ONE IS GOING TO PULL UP A FILE OF ME EATING GARBAGE. | AND NO ONE IS GOING TO PULL UP A FILE OF ME EATING GARBAGE. |
132 | 00:06:39,233 | 00:06:41,902 | HEY, HAROLD, WE FELT REALLY BAD | HEY, HAROLD, WE FELT REALLY BAD |
133 | 00:06:41,943 | 00:06:44,529 | ABOUT THE WHOLE UNDERWEAR- FISHING-INCIDENT THING, | ABOUT THE WHOLE UNDERWEAR- FISHING-INCIDENT THING, |
134 | 00:06:44,571 | 00:06:46,447 | SO HERE, WE FOUND YOU SOME APPLE JUICE. | SO HERE, WE FOUND YOU SOME APPLE JUICE. |
135 | 00:06:46,489 | 00:06:48,075 | THANKS. | THANKS. |
136 | 00:06:49,993 | 00:06:52,787 | PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE. | PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE. |
137 | 00:06:52,829 | 00:06:54,831 | OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE. | OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE. |
138 | 00:06:54,873 | 00:06:57,667 | UH, WE-WE MUST HAVE CONFUSED IT WITH THE KITCHEN GREASE. | UH, WE-WE MUST HAVE CONFUSED IT WITH THE KITCHEN GREASE. |
139 | 00:06:57,709 | 00:07:00,045 | YOU GUYS ARE SO IMMATURE. | YOU GUYS ARE SO IMMATURE. |
140 | 00:07:00,087 | 00:07:01,922 | I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES. | I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES. |
141 | 00:07:01,963 | 00:07:06,093 | OK, LOOK, I KNOW YOU LIKE ME. | OK, LOOK, I KNOW YOU LIKE ME. |
142 | 00:07:06,134 | 00:07:08,845 | HE KNOWS YOU LIKE ME. EVERYONE KNOWS IT. | HE KNOWS YOU LIKE ME. EVERYONE KNOWS IT. |
143 | 00:07:08,887 | 00:07:12,640 | SO HERE'S A TIP--IF YOU WANT TO KISS ME, I MIGHT LET YOU. | SO HERE'S A TIP--IF YOU WANT TO KISS ME, I MIGHT LET YOU. |
144 | 00:07:12,682 | 00:07:15,518 | AND TO THINK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE. | AND TO THINK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE. |
145 | 00:07:15,560 | 00:07:17,020 | SHH. ME? NICE? | SHH. ME? NICE? |
146 | 00:07:17,062 | 00:07:18,772 | HA HA. YEAH, RIGHT. | HA HA. YEAH, RIGHT. |
147 | 00:07:18,813 | 00:07:20,732 | WHY'D YOU THINK THAT? | WHY'D YOU THINK THAT? |
148 | 00:07:20,774 | 00:07:22,901 | NEVER MIND. I WAS WRONG. | NEVER MIND. I WAS WRONG. |
149 | 00:07:22,943 | 00:07:25,737 | HE'S JUST AS GROSS AND ANNOYING AS HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE. | HE'S JUST AS GROSS AND ANNOYING AS HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE. |
150 | 00:07:25,779 | 00:07:28,073 | ENJOY YOUR GARBAGE. | ENJOY YOUR GARBAGE. |
151 | 00:07:32,577 | 00:07:33,870 | ("THRILLER-ESQUE" DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) | ("THRILLER-ESQUE" DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) |
152 | 00:08:09,364 | 00:08:11,616 | (ALL GASP) | (ALL GASP) |
153 | 00:08:11,658 | 00:08:14,161 | DUNCAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? | DUNCAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? |
154 | 00:08:14,202 | 00:08:16,496 | ONE OF US DROPS OUT, WE'RE DONE FOR THE DAY. | ONE OF US DROPS OUT, WE'RE DONE FOR THE DAY. |
155 | 00:08:16,537 | 00:08:19,791 | WE'RE DONE WHEN I SAY WE'RE DONE. | WE'RE DONE WHEN I SAY WE'RE DONE. |
156 | 00:08:19,833 | 00:08:22,336 | NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20. | NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 20. |
157 | 00:08:22,377 | 00:08:25,088 | ANYONE ELSE GOT ANYTHING THEY WANT TO SAY? | ANYONE ELSE GOT ANYTHING THEY WANT TO SAY? |
158 | 00:08:25,130 | 00:08:26,673 | UH, YEAH. | UH, YEAH. |
159 | 00:08:26,714 | 00:08:28,883 | CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM? | CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM? |
160 | 00:08:28,925 | 00:08:30,927 | NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND. | NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND. |
161 | 00:08:33,138 | 00:08:35,015 | FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE, YOU WILL COMPLETE | FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE, YOU WILL COMPLETE |
162 | 00:08:35,056 | 00:08:36,933 | A 300-WORD ESSAY | A 300-WORD ESSAY |
163 | 00:08:36,975 | 00:08:41,062 | ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME. | ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME. |
164 | 00:08:41,104 | 00:08:43,773 | ANYONE WHO FALLS ASLEEP OR FAILS TO COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE | ANYONE WHO FALLS ASLEEP OR FAILS TO COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE |
165 | 00:08:43,815 | 00:08:46,026 | WILL BE ELIMINATED. | WILL BE ELIMINATED. |
166 | 00:08:46,067 | 00:08:49,279 | (TICKING) | (TICKING) |
167 | 00:08:49,321 | 00:08:51,031 | (ALARM SOUNDS) | (ALARM SOUNDS) |
168 | 00:08:58,663 | 00:09:00,874 | CRAP. | CRAP. |
169 | 00:09:00,915 | 00:09:03,168 | "I LOVE MASTER CHIEF HATCHET | "I LOVE MASTER CHIEF HATCHET |
170 | 00:09:03,210 | 00:09:07,214 | "BECAUSE HE IS VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, | "BECAUSE HE IS VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, |
171 | 00:09:07,255 | 00:09:09,966 | "VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, | "VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, |
172 | 00:09:10,008 | 00:09:11,551 | VERY, VERY--" | VERY, VERY--" |
173 | 00:09:11,592 | 00:09:13,220 | THIS IS JUST ONE SENTENCE | THIS IS JUST ONE SENTENCE |
174 | 00:09:13,261 | 00:09:15,847 | WITH FIVE PAGES OF "VERYS" IN BETWEEN. | WITH FIVE PAGES OF "VERYS" IN BETWEEN. |
175 | 00:09:15,889 | 00:09:20,018 | IT'S 300 WORDS EXACTLY. YOU CAN COUNT THEM IF YOU WANT. | IT'S 300 WORDS EXACTLY. YOU CAN COUNT THEM IF YOU WANT. |
176 | 00:09:20,060 | 00:09:22,354 | AAH! UGH. | AAH! UGH. |
177 | 00:09:22,396 | 00:09:25,899 | WIPE UP THAT DROOL, YOU LITTLE BABY. | WIPE UP THAT DROOL, YOU LITTLE BABY. |
178 | 00:09:25,940 | 00:09:28,443 | YOU TWO SLACKERS ARE OUT. | YOU TWO SLACKERS ARE OUT. |
179 | 00:09:28,485 | 00:09:30,529 | THE REST OF YOU, GET TO BED AND REPORT TO THE PLAYING FIELD | THE REST OF YOU, GET TO BED AND REPORT TO THE PLAYING FIELD |
180 | 00:09:30,570 | 00:09:32,531 | AT 0500 HOURS. | AT 0500 HOURS. |
181 | 00:09:32,572 | 00:09:34,824 | UH, MISSED A SPOT THERE, GENERAL. | UH, MISSED A SPOT THERE, GENERAL. |
182 | 00:09:34,866 | 00:09:38,495 | BOY, DO YOU WANT TO RUN 50 LAPS AROUND THIS CAMP RIGHT NOW? | BOY, DO YOU WANT TO RUN 50 LAPS AROUND THIS CAMP RIGHT NOW? |
183 | 00:09:38,537 | 00:09:39,996 | NO, THANKS. | NO, THANKS. |
184 | 00:09:40,038 | 00:09:43,291 | HE'S GOING STRAIGHT TO BED, AREN'T YOU? | HE'S GOING STRAIGHT TO BED, AREN'T YOU? |
185 | 00:09:43,333 | 00:09:45,793 | WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET ELIMINATED? | WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, GET ELIMINATED? |
186 | 00:09:45,835 | 00:09:48,422 | -I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED. -I DON'T. | -I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED. -I DON'T. |
187 | 00:09:48,463 | 00:09:50,507 | I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS CHALLENGE, | I JUST DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS CHALLENGE, |
188 | 00:09:50,549 | 00:09:52,509 | SO STOP BEING SUCH A SCREW-UP | SO STOP BEING SUCH A SCREW-UP |
189 | 00:09:52,551 | 00:09:55,929 | AND DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD FOR ONCE, OK? | AND DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD FOR ONCE, OK? |
190 | 00:09:55,970 | 00:09:59,099 | -SHE WANTS ME. -NO DOUBT. | -SHE WANTS ME. -NO DOUBT. |
191 | 00:10:02,810 | 00:10:05,564 | YOU WILL ALL RUN THIS COURSE UNTIL YOU CAN ALL COMPLETE IT | YOU WILL ALL RUN THIS COURSE UNTIL YOU CAN ALL COMPLETE IT |
192 | 00:10:05,646 | 00:10:06,898 | IN UNDER ONE MINUTE. | IN UNDER ONE MINUTE. |
193 | 00:10:06,940 | 00:10:09,568 | AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? | AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? |
194 | 00:10:09,609 | 00:10:11,069 | CRYSTAL. | CRYSTAL. |
195 | 00:10:11,111 | 00:10:15,656 | IF YOU LOSE THIS FOR US, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SO MISERABLE. | IF YOU LOSE THIS FOR US, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SO MISERABLE. |
196 | 00:10:15,698 | 00:10:17,284 | GO, MAGGOTS, GO! | GO, MAGGOTS, GO! |
197 | 00:10:40,640 | 00:10:42,183 | AW. | AW. |
198 | 00:10:48,398 | 00:10:51,818 | UH, GENERAL CRAZY, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE. | UH, GENERAL CRAZY, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE. |
199 | 00:10:51,859 | 00:10:55,405 | TOO MUCH--(COUGHS)--MUD. | TOO MUCH--(COUGHS)--MUD. |
200 | 00:10:55,447 | 00:10:57,532 | RING THE BELL AND REPORT TO THE INFIRMARY. | RING THE BELL AND REPORT TO THE INFIRMARY. |
201 | 00:10:57,574 | 00:10:59,493 | YOUR TOUR OF DUTY IS FINISHED. | YOUR TOUR OF DUTY IS FINISHED. |
202 | 00:10:59,534 | 00:11:01,661 | WOW. POOR GUY. | WOW. POOR GUY. |
203 | 00:11:01,702 | 00:11:03,704 | BACK ON THE COURSE, SOLDIERS, NOW! | BACK ON THE COURSE, SOLDIERS, NOW! |
204 | 00:11:03,746 | 00:11:05,706 | ONE FALSE MOVE, AND I'LL BE ON YOU | ONE FALSE MOVE, AND I'LL BE ON YOU |
205 | 00:11:05,748 | 00:11:07,750 | LIKE STINK ON A POOP WAGON. | LIKE STINK ON A POOP WAGON. |
206 | 00:11:07,792 | 00:11:09,877 | I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, SIR. | I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, SIR. |
207 | 00:11:15,758 | 00:11:17,010 | AAH! | AAH! |
208 | 00:11:25,435 | 00:11:27,979 | FALLEN SOLDIER, I SALUTE YOU. | FALLEN SOLDIER, I SALUTE YOU. |
209 | 00:11:29,814 | 00:11:31,983 | YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF 20 MORE PUSH-UPS. | YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF 20 MORE PUSH-UPS. |
210 | 00:11:32,025 | 00:11:33,901 | THANK YOU. | THANK YOU. |
211 | 00:11:33,943 | 00:11:36,237 | MWAH. | MWAH. |
212 | 00:11:36,279 | 00:11:37,614 | (GROWLS) | (GROWLS) |
213 | 00:11:37,656 | 00:11:40,074 | I THINK YOU MAY HAVE PUSHED HIM OVER THE EDGE, BRO. | I THINK YOU MAY HAVE PUSHED HIM OVER THE EDGE, BRO. |
214 | 00:11:40,116 | 00:11:42,327 | I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. | I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. |
215 | 00:11:42,369 | 00:11:47,706 | ONE NIGHT SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN THE BOATHOUSE. | ONE NIGHT SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN THE BOATHOUSE. |
216 | 00:11:47,748 | 00:11:49,042 | AHH. | AHH. |
217 | 00:11:49,083 | 00:11:51,211 | AHH. | AHH. |
218 | 00:11:51,252 | 00:11:54,631 | BIG DEAL. HOW SCARY CAN IT BE? | BIG DEAL. HOW SCARY CAN IT BE? |
219 | 00:12:00,136 | 00:12:02,389 | SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT. | SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT. |
220 | 00:12:02,430 | 00:12:04,599 | (WOLF HOWLS) | (WOLF HOWLS) |
221 | 00:12:08,186 | 00:12:10,813 | I'M GOING TO CHECK ON HIM. | I'M GOING TO CHECK ON HIM. |
222 | 00:12:10,855 | 00:12:11,814 | YOU LIKE HIM. | YOU LIKE HIM. |
223 | 00:12:11,856 | 00:12:14,108 | I DO NOT LIKE HIM. | I DO NOT LIKE HIM. |
224 | 00:12:14,150 | 00:12:17,278 | -YES, YOU DO. -NOT ONLY DO I NOT LIKE HIM... | -YES, YOU DO. -NOT ONLY DO I NOT LIKE HIM... |
225 | 00:12:17,320 | 00:12:19,155 | I CAN'T STAND HIM. | I CAN'T STAND HIM. |
226 | 00:12:19,197 | 00:12:22,534 | HE'S RUDE, HE'S REBELLIOUS, AND HE'S TOTALLY ANNOYING. | HE'S RUDE, HE'S REBELLIOUS, AND HE'S TOTALLY ANNOYING. |
227 | 00:12:22,576 | 00:12:24,994 | I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON HIM. | I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON HIM. |
228 | 00:12:25,036 | 00:12:27,038 | SHE LIKES HIM. | SHE LIKES HIM. |
229 | 00:12:29,790 | 00:12:32,669 | HELLO? DUNCAN? | HELLO? DUNCAN? |
230 | 00:12:32,711 | 00:12:35,213 | (WHISTLES) PRINCESS. | (WHISTLES) PRINCESS. |
231 | 00:12:35,255 | 00:12:37,549 | I WISH YOU'D STOP CALLING ME THAT. | I WISH YOU'D STOP CALLING ME THAT. |
232 | 00:12:37,591 | 00:12:40,510 | SO, COME TO CLAIM THAT KISS? | SO, COME TO CLAIM THAT KISS? |
233 | 00:12:40,552 | 00:12:42,470 | EVEN PIGS DESERVE A MEAL. | EVEN PIGS DESERVE A MEAL. |
234 | 00:12:42,512 | 00:12:45,473 | MM, NO, THANKS. I'LL STICK WITH THE BAIT. | MM, NO, THANKS. I'LL STICK WITH THE BAIT. |
235 | 00:12:45,515 | 00:12:48,643 | YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ALL CHEF WOULD SERVE US | YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ALL CHEF WOULD SERVE US |
236 | 00:12:48,685 | 00:12:52,146 | AFTER OUR PATHETIC PERFORMANCE ON THE OBSTACLE COURSE. | AFTER OUR PATHETIC PERFORMANCE ON THE OBSTACLE COURSE. |
237 | 00:12:52,188 | 00:12:55,609 | WHY DO YOU EGG CHEF ON LIKE THAT? | WHY DO YOU EGG CHEF ON LIKE THAT? |
238 | 00:12:55,650 | 00:12:57,944 | YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE. | YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE. |
239 | 00:12:57,985 | 00:13:00,405 | WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME? | WHY ARE YOU SO UPTIGHT ALL THE TIME? |
240 | 00:13:00,447 | 00:13:02,532 | I AM NOT UPTIGHT. YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES. | I AM NOT UPTIGHT. YOU ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES. |
241 | 00:13:04,701 | 00:13:06,953 | WELL, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BREAK THEM. | WELL, YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BREAK THEM. |
242 | 00:13:06,994 | 00:13:09,623 | ONLY THE ONES I WANT TO. | ONLY THE ONES I WANT TO. |
243 | 00:13:09,664 | 00:13:12,208 | OK, SO MAYBE I DO FOLLOW THE RULES. | OK, SO MAYBE I DO FOLLOW THE RULES. |
244 | 00:13:12,250 | 00:13:15,503 | I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A BIG, UPTIGHT LOSER IN YOUR BOOKS, | I GUESS THAT MAKES ME A BIG, UPTIGHT LOSER IN YOUR BOOKS, |
245 | 00:13:15,545 | 00:13:17,130 | -RIGHT? -MAYBE. | -RIGHT? -MAYBE. |
246 | 00:13:17,171 | 00:13:20,300 | -UGH! -THEN WHY DO YOU FOLLOW THEM? | -UGH! -THEN WHY DO YOU FOLLOW THEM? |
247 | 00:13:20,341 | 00:13:22,343 | BECAUSE NOT FOLLOWING THEM | BECAUSE NOT FOLLOWING THEM |
248 | 00:13:22,385 | 00:13:24,971 | GETS YOU THROWN INTO A FISH CABIN. | GETS YOU THROWN INTO A FISH CABIN. |
249 | 00:13:25,012 | 00:13:28,767 | BUT I'M IN THE FISH CABIN WITH YOU, AREN'T I? | BUT I'M IN THE FISH CABIN WITH YOU, AREN'T I? |
250 | 00:13:28,807 | 00:13:31,810 | FEEL LIKE DITCHING THIS CRAP FOR SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM? | FEEL LIKE DITCHING THIS CRAP FOR SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM? |
251 | 00:13:31,852 | 00:13:33,854 | ARE YOU KIDDING? | ARE YOU KIDDING? |
252 | 00:13:33,896 | 00:13:37,108 | ALL I'VE HAD FOR TWO DAYS IS THIS GRUEL. | ALL I'VE HAD FOR TWO DAYS IS THIS GRUEL. |
253 | 00:13:37,150 | 00:13:39,402 | BUT CHEF WILL NEVER GIVE IT TO US. | BUT CHEF WILL NEVER GIVE IT TO US. |
254 | 00:13:39,444 | 00:13:42,113 | SEE? NOW, THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR THINKING. | SEE? NOW, THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH YOUR THINKING. |
255 | 00:13:42,155 | 00:13:45,325 | THE TRICK IS TO NOT ASK FOR IT. | THE TRICK IS TO NOT ASK FOR IT. |
256 | 00:13:45,366 | 00:13:47,327 | DO YOU HAVE SOME ON YOU? | DO YOU HAVE SOME ON YOU? |
257 | 00:13:47,368 | 00:13:50,330 | NO, BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT. | NO, BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT. |
258 | 00:13:50,371 | 00:13:53,750 | IT WILL INVOLVE BREAKING QUITE A FEW RULES, THOUGH. | IT WILL INVOLVE BREAKING QUITE A FEW RULES, THOUGH. |
259 | 00:13:53,792 | 00:13:56,753 | ARE YOU IN? | ARE YOU IN? |
260 | 00:13:56,795 | 00:13:58,212 | LET'S DO IT. | LET'S DO IT. |
261 | 00:13:58,254 | 00:14:00,089 | WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN. | WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN. |
262 | 00:14:07,472 | 00:14:08,847 | (WHISPERS) SLOWLY. | (WHISPERS) SLOWLY. |
263 | 00:14:08,889 | 00:14:11,058 | SLOWLY CRAWL. | SLOWLY CRAWL. |
264 | 00:14:11,100 | 00:14:13,770 | 25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT. | 25 OF US WENT IN THE JUNGLE THAT NIGHT. |
265 | 00:14:13,812 | 00:14:16,397 | ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT. | ONLY FIVE CAME BACK OUT. |
266 | 00:14:16,439 | 00:14:19,233 | (WHISPERS) IF WE GET CAUGHT, WE ARE SO DEAD. | (WHISPERS) IF WE GET CAUGHT, WE ARE SO DEAD. |
267 | 00:14:19,275 | 00:14:24,572 | I MEAN, COME ON. I AM NOTHING WITHOUT MY STUBBLE. | I MEAN, COME ON. I AM NOTHING WITHOUT MY STUBBLE. |
268 | 00:14:24,614 | 00:14:26,491 | AMEN, BROTHER. | AMEN, BROTHER. |
269 | 00:14:26,533 | 00:14:29,076 | ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? | ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? |
270 | 00:14:29,118 | 00:14:34,123 | HECK, YES. THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD HERE YET. | HECK, YES. THIS IS THE MOST FUN I'VE HAD HERE YET. |
271 | 00:14:34,165 | 00:14:38,044 | A LITTLE PRESENT, COURTESY OF THE KILLER BASS. | A LITTLE PRESENT, COURTESY OF THE KILLER BASS. |
272 | 00:14:38,085 | 00:14:40,254 | NOW YOU'RE LEARNING. | NOW YOU'RE LEARNING. |
273 | 00:14:44,884 | 00:14:48,012 | WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA. | WHOO-HOO! HA HA HA. |
274 | 00:14:51,683 | 00:14:54,561 | MMM. MMM. | MMM. MMM. |
275 | 00:14:54,602 | 00:14:58,481 | I THINK I HAVE JUNGLE ROT FROM THAT OBSTACLE COURSE. | I THINK I HAVE JUNGLE ROT FROM THAT OBSTACLE COURSE. |
276 | 00:14:58,523 | 00:15:01,067 | EW. OWEN, WE'RE EATING HERE. | EW. OWEN, WE'RE EATING HERE. |
277 | 00:15:01,108 | 00:15:05,739 | (MOUTH FULL) AND WITH IS WITH ALL THOSE LAME WAR STORIES? | (MOUTH FULL) AND WITH IS WITH ALL THOSE LAME WAR STORIES? |
278 | 00:15:05,780 | 00:15:07,990 | HE IS SO DEMENTED. | HE IS SO DEMENTED. |
279 | 00:15:08,032 | 00:15:10,993 | GIRL, THESE NAILS WERE NOT MEANT FOR COMBAT TRAINING. | GIRL, THESE NAILS WERE NOT MEANT FOR COMBAT TRAINING. |
280 | 00:15:11,035 | 00:15:12,746 | KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? MMM. | KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? MMM. |
281 | 00:15:12,787 | 00:15:15,915 | OOH, SERIOUSLY. IF I WANTED TO JOIN THE ARMY, I WOULD HAVE. | OOH, SERIOUSLY. IF I WANTED TO JOIN THE ARMY, I WOULD HAVE. |
282 | 00:15:15,956 | 00:15:19,544 | OH, GUYS, GROSS. | OH, GUYS, GROSS. |
283 | 00:15:19,586 | 00:15:22,922 | NOW SEE, THAT'S A WASTE OF GOOD PEANUT BUTTER. | NOW SEE, THAT'S A WASTE OF GOOD PEANUT BUTTER. |
284 | 00:15:24,632 | 00:15:26,885 | OK, I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. | OK, I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. |
285 | 00:15:26,926 | 00:15:29,303 | OH, NO, NO. JUST-JUST ONE MORE. | OH, NO, NO. JUST-JUST ONE MORE. |
286 | 00:15:31,222 | 00:15:33,057 | (BELCHES) | (BELCHES) |
287 | 00:15:33,099 | 00:15:34,475 | OH. | OH. |
288 | 00:15:34,517 | 00:15:38,479 | YEAH. YEAH, THAT ONE WAS A MISTAKE. | YEAH. YEAH, THAT ONE WAS A MISTAKE. |
289 | 00:15:40,523 | 00:15:42,734 | HA HA HA HA HA HA. | HA HA HA HA HA HA. |
290 | 00:15:45,695 | 00:15:48,114 | SO THE PRINCESS HAS A DARK SIDE. | SO THE PRINCESS HAS A DARK SIDE. |
291 | 00:15:48,155 | 00:15:51,075 | OK. THAT WAS SO GROSS. | OK. THAT WAS SO GROSS. |
292 | 00:15:51,117 | 00:15:53,578 | BUT IT WAS LIKE ONCE I DID SOMETHING BAD, | BUT IT WAS LIKE ONCE I DID SOMETHING BAD, |
293 | 00:15:53,620 | 00:15:56,122 | IT WAS SO MUCH FUN, I JUST WANTED MORE. | IT WAS SO MUCH FUN, I JUST WANTED MORE. |
294 | 00:15:56,163 | 00:15:58,207 | WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS GIVE ME THAT KISS. | WELL, YOU COULD ALWAYS GIVE ME THAT KISS. |
295 | 00:15:58,249 | 00:16:01,127 | -THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BAD. -YOU'RE STILL NOT MY TYPE. | -THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BAD. -YOU'RE STILL NOT MY TYPE. |
296 | 00:16:01,168 | 00:16:04,004 | FINE. ENJOY A PEANUT BUTTER-LESS LIFE. | FINE. ENJOY A PEANUT BUTTER-LESS LIFE. |
297 | 00:16:04,046 | 00:16:06,006 | THANKS. ENJOY PRISON. | THANKS. ENJOY PRISON. |
298 | 00:16:06,048 | 00:16:07,425 | I WILL. | I WILL. |
299 | 00:16:15,057 | 00:16:17,017 | YES, DUDE! | YES, DUDE! |
300 | 00:16:17,059 | 00:16:18,519 | TOLD YOU SHE WANTED ME. | TOLD YOU SHE WANTED ME. |
301 | 00:16:18,561 | 00:16:20,688 | AHH. | AHH. |
302 | 00:16:20,730 | 00:16:22,774 | ATTENTION, REMAINING BOOT-CAMPER GROUPS! | ATTENTION, REMAINING BOOT-CAMPER GROUPS! |
303 | 00:16:22,816 | 00:16:24,734 | THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF YOUR TRAINING | THE NEXT EVOLUTION OF YOUR TRAINING |
304 | 00:16:24,776 | 00:16:27,904 | BEGINS TOMORROW MORNING AT 0700 HOURS. | BEGINS TOMORROW MORNING AT 0700 HOURS. |
305 | 00:16:27,946 | 00:16:30,156 | AND IF I CATCH THE SUCKER THAT TOOK MY DESSERT, | AND IF I CATCH THE SUCKER THAT TOOK MY DESSERT, |
306 | 00:16:30,197 | 00:16:32,074 | YOUR BUTT IS MINE. | YOUR BUTT IS MINE. |
307 | 00:16:35,912 | 00:16:40,333 | WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS AN ANCIENT FORM OF TORTURE. | WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS AN ANCIENT FORM OF TORTURE. |
308 | 00:16:40,374 | 00:16:43,628 | BY NOW, THE BLOOD HAS BEGUN RUSHING TO YOUR HEAD. | BY NOW, THE BLOOD HAS BEGUN RUSHING TO YOUR HEAD. |
309 | 00:16:43,670 | 00:16:47,006 | THE NEXT STAGE IS NAUSEA, FOLLOWED BY DIZZINESS | THE NEXT STAGE IS NAUSEA, FOLLOWED BY DIZZINESS |
310 | 00:16:47,047 | 00:16:48,800 | AND A FLUSHED APPEARANCE. | AND A FLUSHED APPEARANCE. |
311 | 00:16:48,842 | 00:16:51,218 | AS THE BLOOD BEGINS TO POOL IN YOUR EYES, | AS THE BLOOD BEGINS TO POOL IN YOUR EYES, |
312 | 00:16:51,260 | 00:16:53,346 | YOU MAY EXPERIENCE FAINTING SPELLS. | YOU MAY EXPERIENCE FAINTING SPELLS. |
313 | 00:16:53,387 | 00:16:55,055 | DUNCAN! | DUNCAN! |
314 | 00:16:57,809 | 00:17:00,060 | IT'S OK. HE'S ALL RIGHT. | IT'S OK. HE'S ALL RIGHT. |
315 | 00:17:05,650 | 00:17:07,401 | UGH! | UGH! |
316 | 00:17:07,443 | 00:17:12,198 | COME ON! I...CAN'T...REACH. | COME ON! I...CAN'T...REACH. |
317 | 00:17:12,239 | 00:17:15,994 | AAH! (FARTS) HA HA HA HA. | AAH! (FARTS) HA HA HA HA. |
318 | 00:17:16,035 | 00:17:20,039 | OK, THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. UHH. | OK, THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. UHH. |
319 | 00:17:20,080 | 00:17:21,791 | AAH! | AAH! |
320 | 00:17:21,833 | 00:17:23,960 | (MUFFLED PROTESTS) | (MUFFLED PROTESTS) |
321 | 00:17:24,002 | 00:17:26,045 | OFF OF ME, YOU BIG OX. | OFF OF ME, YOU BIG OX. |
322 | 00:17:26,086 | 00:17:28,422 | SORRY. | SORRY. |
323 | 00:17:28,464 | 00:17:32,176 | HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA. | HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA. |
324 | 00:17:32,218 | 00:17:33,887 | STOP LAUGHING THIS INSTANT. | STOP LAUGHING THIS INSTANT. |
325 | 00:17:33,928 | 00:17:37,181 | I'M SORRY. HA HA HA. I CAN'T HELP IT. | I'M SORRY. HA HA HA. I CAN'T HELP IT. |
326 | 00:17:37,223 | 00:17:41,268 | WHOA! HA HA HA. | WHOA! HA HA HA. |
327 | 00:17:41,310 | 00:17:43,604 | I EXPECTED MORE OUT OF YOU, SOLDIER. | I EXPECTED MORE OUT OF YOU, SOLDIER. |
328 | 00:17:43,646 | 00:17:48,651 | AHEM. MASTER CHIEF, I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU. | AHEM. MASTER CHIEF, I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU. |
329 | 00:17:48,693 | 00:17:51,111 | AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE? | AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE? |
330 | 00:17:51,153 | 00:17:54,323 | YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL. | YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL. |
331 | 00:17:54,365 | 00:17:58,745 | HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. | HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. |
332 | 00:17:58,786 | 00:18:01,497 | HA HA HA HA. YEAH. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. | HA HA HA HA. YEAH. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. |
333 | 00:18:01,539 | 00:18:05,084 | OK, GEOFFY, IT'S ALL UP TO YOU. | OK, GEOFFY, IT'S ALL UP TO YOU. |
334 | 00:18:05,125 | 00:18:06,878 | YOU GOT THIS, GWEN? | YOU GOT THIS, GWEN? |
335 | 00:18:06,920 | 00:18:09,672 | OH, YEAH. I CAN HANG HERE ALL DAY. | OH, YEAH. I CAN HANG HERE ALL DAY. |
336 | 00:18:09,714 | 00:18:14,093 | ROCK ON, SISTER! I LIVE FOR THE HEAD RUSH. | ROCK ON, SISTER! I LIVE FOR THE HEAD RUSH. |
337 | 00:18:14,134 | 00:18:18,765 | IT FEELS...SO...GOOD. | IT FEELS...SO...GOOD. |
338 | 00:18:21,475 | 00:18:25,688 | OOH. THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK. | OOH. THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK. |
339 | 00:18:25,730 | 00:18:27,065 | -YES! -ALL RIGHT, GWEN. | -YES! -ALL RIGHT, GWEN. |
340 | 00:18:27,147 | 00:18:29,483 | -GO, GOPHERS! -GWEN. | -GO, GOPHERS! -GWEN. |
341 | 00:18:29,525 | 00:18:33,654 | CONGRATULATIONS, SOLDIER. I'D GO TO WAR WITH YOU ANYTIME. | CONGRATULATIONS, SOLDIER. I'D GO TO WAR WITH YOU ANYTIME. |
342 | 00:18:33,696 | 00:18:37,700 | I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN CHOOSING MY CAREER. | I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN CHOOSING MY CAREER. |
343 | 00:18:37,742 | 00:18:39,035 | YOU DO THAT, SOLDIER. | YOU DO THAT, SOLDIER. |
344 | 00:18:39,077 | 00:18:41,079 | (CHEERING) | (CHEERING) |
345 | 00:18:41,120 | 00:18:42,914 | YOU DO THAT. | YOU DO THAT. |
346 | 00:18:50,296 | 00:18:54,258 | I ONLY HAVE FIVE MARSHMALLOWS ON MY PLATE. | I ONLY HAVE FIVE MARSHMALLOWS ON MY PLATE. |
347 | 00:18:54,300 | 00:18:57,053 | AND THESE MARSHMALLOWS REPRESENT THE CAMPERS | AND THESE MARSHMALLOWS REPRESENT THE CAMPERS |
348 | 00:18:57,095 | 00:19:00,640 | THAT WILL CONTINUE TO BE CAMPERS... | THAT WILL CONTINUE TO BE CAMPERS... |
349 | 00:19:00,681 | 00:19:02,349 | HERE. | HERE. |
350 | 00:19:04,602 | 00:19:07,855 | YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR BALLOTS IN THE CONFESSION CAN. | YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR BALLOTS IN THE CONFESSION CAN. |
351 | 00:19:07,897 | 00:19:09,690 | IF I DO NOT CALL YOUR NAME, | IF I DO NOT CALL YOUR NAME, |
352 | 00:19:09,732 | 00:19:12,986 | YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY GO DOWN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME, | YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY GO DOWN TO THE DOCK OF SHAME, |
353 | 00:19:13,027 | 00:19:16,572 | CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND GO HOME. | CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND GO HOME. |
354 | 00:19:16,614 | 00:19:19,366 | AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK...EVER. | AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK...EVER. |
355 | 00:19:24,580 | 00:19:25,748 | DUNCAN. | DUNCAN. |
356 | 00:19:25,790 | 00:19:28,375 | YEAH. | YEAH. |
357 | 00:19:28,417 | 00:19:30,920 | -DJ. -YEAH! | -DJ. -YEAH! |
358 | 00:19:30,962 | 00:19:32,379 | BRIDGETTE. | BRIDGETTE. |
359 | 00:19:34,632 | 00:19:37,176 | -GEOFF. -YEAH. | -GEOFF. -YEAH. |
360 | 00:19:37,217 | 00:19:42,807 | CAMPERS, THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE NIGHT. | CAMPERS, THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE NIGHT. |
361 | 00:19:49,480 | 00:19:50,857 | HAROLD. | HAROLD. |
362 | 00:19:50,898 | 00:19:52,150 | -AHH. -YES. | -AHH. -YES. |
363 | 00:19:52,191 | 00:19:55,528 | WHAT? YOU GUYS VOTED FOR HAROLD OVER ME? | WHAT? YOU GUYS VOTED FOR HAROLD OVER ME? |
364 | 00:19:55,569 | 00:19:58,656 | YES, YES. IT'S ALWAYS A SHOCK. | YES, YES. IT'S ALWAYS A SHOCK. |
365 | 00:19:58,698 | 00:20:02,326 | THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. I DEMAND A RECOUNT. | THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. I DEMAND A RECOUNT. |
366 | 00:20:02,368 | 00:20:04,537 | AW, SERIOUSLY, DUDE. I KNOW FOR A FACT... | AW, SERIOUSLY, DUDE. I KNOW FOR A FACT... |
367 | 00:20:04,578 | 00:20:07,165 | THERE WERE THREE OF US THAT DIDN'T VOTE HER OFF. | THERE WERE THREE OF US THAT DIDN'T VOTE HER OFF. |
368 | 00:20:07,206 | 00:20:09,709 | UHH. | UHH. |
369 | 00:20:12,294 | 00:20:16,298 | I DO NOT CONCEDE. I DO NOT CONCEDE. | I DO NOT CONCEDE. I DO NOT CONCEDE. |
370 | 00:20:16,340 | 00:20:18,425 | AW, MAN, THIS SUCKS. | AW, MAN, THIS SUCKS. |
371 | 00:20:18,467 | 00:20:23,430 | I WAS YOUR ONLY HOPE. I WAS A COUNSELOR-IN-TRAINING. | I WAS YOUR ONLY HOPE. I WAS A COUNSELOR-IN-TRAINING. |
372 | 00:20:23,472 | 00:20:26,308 | LET GO OF ME. | LET GO OF ME. |
373 | 00:20:27,935 | 00:20:30,104 | YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR FROM MY ATTORNEY. | YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR FROM MY ATTORNEY. |
374 | 00:20:30,146 | 00:20:31,522 | COURTNEY, WAIT. | COURTNEY, WAIT. |
375 | 00:20:33,273 | 00:20:35,484 | I MADE THIS FOR YOU. | I MADE THIS FOR YOU. |
376 | 00:20:36,652 | 00:20:40,156 | DUNCAN. | DUNCAN. |
377 | 00:20:40,198 | 00:20:43,367 | OK, THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND CREEPY, BUT I LOVE IT. | OK, THIS IS REALLY WEIRD AND CREEPY, BUT I LOVE IT. |
378 | 00:20:43,409 | 00:20:46,746 | I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU! | I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU! |
379 | 00:20:55,462 | 00:20:58,465 | WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR? | WHO'S MADE S'MORES OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR? |
380 | 00:20:58,507 | 00:21:01,260 | HEH HEH HEH HEH. | HEH HEH HEH HEH. |
381 | 00:21:01,301 | 00:21:04,430 | OW. IDIOTS. | OW. IDIOTS. |
382 | 00:21:04,471 | 00:21:07,641 | PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE. | PTOOEY. THAT'S NOT JUICE. |
383 | 00:21:07,683 | 00:21:09,936 | OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE. | OH. OH, MY MISTAKE, DUDE. |
384 | 00:21:18,318 | 00:21:21,614 | YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY. | YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY. |
385 | 00:21:21,655 | 00:21:22,907 | LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT | LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT |
386 | 00:21:22,949 | 00:21:26,077 | WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE. | WHEN SOMEONE MESSES WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE. |