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1 00:00:02,043 00:00:04,880 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
2 00:00:04,922 00:00:07,341 THE COMPETITORS WERE FORCED TO CONQUER THEIR DEEPEST, THE COMPETITORS WERE FORCED TO CONQUER THEIR DEEPEST,
3 00:00:07,382 00:00:09,301 DARKEST FEARS. DARKEST FEARS.
4 00:00:09,343 00:00:12,220 NOT ALL OF THEM SUCCEEDED, BUT OTHERS SURPRISED THE GROUP NOT ALL OF THEM SUCCEEDED, BUT OTHERS SURPRISED THE GROUP
5 00:00:12,262 00:00:14,431 AND FACED THEIR FEARS HEAD-ON. AND FACED THEIR FEARS HEAD-ON.
6 00:00:14,473 00:00:17,476 IN A SHOCKING TWIST, TYLER LET THE BASS DOWN IN A SHOCKING TWIST, TYLER LET THE BASS DOWN
7 00:00:17,518 00:00:21,104 WHEN HE WAS TOO CHICKEN TO FACE THE CHICKEN. WHEN HE WAS TOO CHICKEN TO FACE THE CHICKEN.
8 00:00:21,146 00:00:22,063 GET IT? GET IT?
9 00:00:22,105 00:00:23,607 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
10 00:00:23,649 00:00:26,527 AND IT WAS BUH-BYE, TYLER. AND IT WAS BUH-BYE, TYLER.
11 00:00:26,568 00:00:29,655 ONCE AGAIN, THE BASS FIND THEMSELVES BEHIND. ONCE AGAIN, THE BASS FIND THEMSELVES BEHIND.
12 00:00:29,697 00:00:31,907 CAN THEY PULL THIS ONE OUT OF THE WATER? CAN THEY PULL THIS ONE OUT OF THE WATER?
13 00:00:31,949 00:00:35,577 FIND OUT TODAY ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. FIND OUT TODAY ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
14 00:01:38,432 00:01:40,517 CHRIS: BASS, GOPHERS, CHRIS: BASS, GOPHERS,
15 00:01:40,559 00:01:44,479 TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS A TRUE SUMMER-CAMP EXPERIENCE, TODAY'S CHALLENGE IS A TRUE SUMMER-CAMP EXPERIENCE,
16 00:01:44,521 00:01:46,857 A CANOE TRIP. A CANOE TRIP.
17 00:01:46,899 00:01:49,693 YOU'LL BE PADDLING YOUR CANOES ACROSS THE LAKE... YOU'LL BE PADDLING YOUR CANOES ACROSS THE LAKE...
18 00:01:49,735 00:01:53,948 (SPOOKY VOICE) TO BONY ISLAND. (SPOOKY VOICE) TO BONY ISLAND.
19 00:01:53,989 00:01:57,576 WHEN YOU GET THERE, YOU MUST PORTAGE YOUR CANOES WHEN YOU GET THERE, YOU MUST PORTAGE YOUR CANOES
20 00:01:57,618 00:02:00,537 TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND, TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND,
21 00:02:00,579 00:02:02,831 WHICH IS ABOUT A TWO-HOUR HIKE WHICH IS ABOUT A TWO-HOUR HIKE
22 00:02:02,873 00:02:05,626 THROUGH TREACHEROUS, DENSE JUNGLE. THROUGH TREACHEROUS, DENSE JUNGLE.
23 00:02:05,667 00:02:07,294 WE'VE GOT TO POUR WHAT? WE'VE GOT TO POUR WHAT?
24 00:02:07,335 00:02:10,089 -"PORTAGE." -(FLY BUZZING) -"PORTAGE." -(FLY BUZZING)
25 00:02:10,130 00:02:12,507 CHRIS: DUDE, WALK WITH YOUR CANOE. CHRIS: DUDE, WALK WITH YOUR CANOE.
26 00:02:12,549 00:02:13,968 GEOFF: OH. GEOFF: OH.
27 00:02:14,009 00:02:16,344 WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT THE OTHER END OF THE ISLAND, WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT THE OTHER END OF THE ISLAND,
28 00:02:16,386 00:02:19,681 YOU'LL BUILD A RESCUE FIRE THAT WILL BE JUDGED BY ME. YOU'LL BUILD A RESCUE FIRE THAT WILL BE JUDGED BY ME.
29 00:02:19,723 00:02:21,349 THE FIRST TEAM TO PADDLE HOME THE FIRST TEAM TO PADDLE HOME
30 00:02:21,391 00:02:22,810 AND RETURN THEIR CANOES TO THE BEACH AND RETURN THEIR CANOES TO THE BEACH
31 00:02:22,851 00:02:25,562 IS THE WINNER OF INVINCIBILITY. IS THE WINNER OF INVINCIBILITY.
32 00:02:25,604 00:02:27,564 MOVE, CAMPERS! MOVE! MOVE, CAMPERS! MOVE!
33 00:02:29,108 00:02:30,317 OH, WAIT. OH, WAIT.
34 00:02:30,358 00:02:31,944 ONE MORE THING I SHOULD MENTION. ONE MORE THING I SHOULD MENTION.
35 00:02:31,986 00:02:36,197 LEGEND HAS IT, IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING OFF THE ISLAND, LEGEND HAS IT, IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING OFF THE ISLAND,
36 00:02:36,239 00:02:39,952 (SPOOKY VOICE) YOU'LL BE CURSED FOREVER. (SPOOKY VOICE) YOU'LL BE CURSED FOREVER.
37 00:02:39,994 00:02:42,454 (THUNDERING) (THUNDERING)
38 00:02:42,496 00:02:44,039 YEAH! YEAH!
39 00:02:44,081 00:02:45,040 A CURSED ISLAND. A CURSED ISLAND.
40 00:02:45,082 00:02:46,083 WOO! WOO!
41 00:02:49,336 00:02:50,963 NOW GET IN YOUR CANOES, NOW GET IN YOUR CANOES,
42 00:02:51,005 00:02:52,756 AND LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. AND LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
43 00:02:52,798 00:02:53,924 OWEN: YES! OWEN: YES!
44 00:02:54,842 00:02:56,760 (TOILET FLUSHES) (TOILET FLUSHES)
45 00:02:56,802 00:02:58,095 WHAT'D I MISS? WHAT'D I MISS?
46 00:02:58,137 00:03:00,889 CANOES. CANOES.
47 00:03:00,931 00:03:02,808 CHRIS TOLD US TO PICK A PADDLE PARTNER. CHRIS TOLD US TO PICK A PADDLE PARTNER.
48 00:03:02,850 00:03:04,935 IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO MAKE MY MOVE. IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO MAKE MY MOVE.
49 00:03:04,977 00:03:07,186 IF I COULD JUST GET GWEN ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES, IF I COULD JUST GET GWEN ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES,
50 00:03:07,228 00:03:09,648 I KNEW I COULD WOO HER WITH MY MANLY CHARMS. I KNEW I COULD WOO HER WITH MY MANLY CHARMS.
51 00:03:19,574 00:03:20,784 COME ON, GWEN. COME ON, GWEN.
52 00:03:20,826 00:03:23,787 YOU AND ME, OPEN WATER, WHAT DO YOU SAY? YOU AND ME, OPEN WATER, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
53 00:03:23,829 00:03:25,998 TRENT, YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US. TRENT, YOU HAVE TO COME WITH US.
54 00:03:28,876 00:03:29,835 (GROANING) (GROANING)
55 00:03:29,877 00:03:32,629 (SIGHS) FINE, BUT I'M IN CHARGE. (SIGHS) FINE, BUT I'M IN CHARGE.
56 00:03:32,671 00:03:34,213 THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT. THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT.
57 00:03:35,590 00:03:37,051 YES. YES. YES. YES.
58 00:03:37,092 00:03:39,302 YES. IT IS SO ON. YES. IT IS SO ON.
59 00:03:39,344 00:03:41,722 (IMITATES GUITAR RIFF) (IMITATES GUITAR RIFF)
60 00:03:41,763 00:03:42,723 CODY? CODY?
61 00:03:42,764 00:03:44,349 HE'S LIKE AN ANNOYING BROTHER. HE'S LIKE AN ANNOYING BROTHER.
62 00:03:44,391 00:03:47,061 A REALLY ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER. A REALLY ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER.
63 00:03:47,102 00:03:48,854 (IMITATES GUITAR RIFF) (IMITATES GUITAR RIFF)
64 00:03:54,860 00:03:56,653 SO MUCH FOR HOOKING UP WITH TRENT. SO MUCH FOR HOOKING UP WITH TRENT.
65 00:04:00,741 00:04:01,783 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
66 00:04:04,703 00:04:05,996 JUST FOLLOW MY TECHNIQUE. JUST FOLLOW MY TECHNIQUE.
67 00:04:06,038 00:04:07,998 I'M 1/87TH CHEROKEE, YOU KNOW. I'M 1/87TH CHEROKEE, YOU KNOW.
68 00:04:08,040 00:04:09,499 WHICH MEANS, LIKE, THE TRIBE COULD TOTALLY, WHICH MEANS, LIKE, THE TRIBE COULD TOTALLY,
69 00:04:09,541 00:04:11,251 LIKE, CLAIM ME AT ANY TIME. LIKE, CLAIM ME AT ANY TIME.
70 00:04:12,711 00:04:13,962 LET'S HOPE IT'S TODAY. LET'S HOPE IT'S TODAY.
71 00:04:22,221 00:04:23,680 COURTNEY! BE MY PARTNER? COURTNEY! BE MY PARTNER?
72 00:04:27,559 00:04:29,686 MAN, I THOUGHT BRIDGE AND I WERE TIGHT, MAN, I THOUGHT BRIDGE AND I WERE TIGHT,
73 00:04:29,728 00:04:33,190 BUT SUDDENLY I DON'T KNOW, IT'S LIKE SHE'S FADING ON ME. BUT SUDDENLY I DON'T KNOW, IT'S LIKE SHE'S FADING ON ME.
74 00:04:33,232 00:04:34,399 NAH. NAH.
75 00:04:34,441 00:04:36,317 IT'S ALL GOOD. IT'S ALL GOOD.
76 00:04:36,359 00:04:37,903 HEY, GEOFF, NEED A PARTNER? HEY, GEOFF, NEED A PARTNER?
77 00:04:37,945 00:04:39,029 EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT.
78 00:04:53,001 00:04:54,294 YO, MAN. YO, MAN.
79 00:04:54,335 00:04:55,796 DO CANOES FLIP OVER A LOT? DO CANOES FLIP OVER A LOT?
80 00:04:55,837 00:04:57,672 NO. YOU'RE THINKING KAYAKS... NO. YOU'RE THINKING KAYAKS...
81 00:04:59,174 00:05:00,467 UNLESS WE HIT SOME ROUGH WATER. UNLESS WE HIT SOME ROUGH WATER.
82 00:05:00,508 00:05:02,594 WATER CAN GET ROUGH? WATER CAN GET ROUGH?
83 00:05:02,636 00:05:03,887 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
84 00:05:03,929 00:05:07,099 SOMETIMES IT CAN GET TOTALLY RADICAL OUT THERE. SOMETIMES IT CAN GET TOTALLY RADICAL OUT THERE.
85 00:05:07,141 00:05:08,892 WHEN I WAS 8, MY BROTHERS DARED ME TO JUMP OFF WHEN I WAS 8, MY BROTHERS DARED ME TO JUMP OFF
86 00:05:08,934 00:05:10,852 THE HIGH-DIVE PLATFORM AT THE POOL. THE HIGH-DIVE PLATFORM AT THE POOL.
87 00:05:10,894 00:05:12,938 I WAS SCARED, BUT I JUMPED. I WAS SCARED, BUT I JUMPED.
88 00:05:12,980 00:05:15,023 I WASN'T GONNA LET THEM CALL ME CHICKEN. I WASN'T GONNA LET THEM CALL ME CHICKEN.
89 00:05:15,065 00:05:16,483 I LANDED ON MY BUTT. I LANDED ON MY BUTT.
90 00:05:16,524 00:05:18,235 SOUNDS BETTER THAN A BELLY FLOP, RIGHT? SOUNDS BETTER THAN A BELLY FLOP, RIGHT?
91 00:05:18,277 00:05:19,486 WRONG. WRONG.
92 00:05:19,527 00:05:21,155 MY TRUNKS WENT SO FAR UP MY BUTT, MY TRUNKS WENT SO FAR UP MY BUTT,
93 00:05:21,196 00:05:23,490 I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET THEM REMOVED. I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET THEM REMOVED.
94 00:05:23,531 00:05:25,450 THEY INVENTED A NEW WORD FOR WHAT I DID. THEY INVENTED A NEW WORD FOR WHAT I DID.
95 00:05:25,492 00:05:27,035 "THE WEDGIE FLOP." "THE WEDGIE FLOP."
96 00:05:27,077 00:05:28,662 I'VE BEEN AFRAID OF WATER EVER SINCE. I'VE BEEN AFRAID OF WATER EVER SINCE.
97 00:05:30,664 00:05:31,706 WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!
98 00:05:34,417 00:05:35,418 UGH! UGH!
99 00:05:37,004 00:05:38,337 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
100 00:05:38,379 00:05:39,380 I'VE GOT IT. I'VE GOT IT.
101 00:05:42,217 00:05:43,426 DO YOU WANT MY HELP? DO YOU WANT MY HELP?
102 00:05:43,468 00:05:44,511 NO, NO. NO, NO.
103 00:05:46,721 00:05:47,722 AAH! AAH!
104 00:05:53,937 00:05:55,022 WHOA. WHOA.
105 00:05:55,981 00:05:58,150 DUDE, RELAX. DUDE, RELAX.
106 00:05:58,192 00:05:59,651 WE'RE GONNA BE FINE. WE'RE GONNA BE FINE.
107 00:05:59,693 00:06:02,529 IF THIS CANOE'S A-ROCKIN', DON'T COME A-KNOCKIN'. IF THIS CANOE'S A-ROCKIN', DON'T COME A-KNOCKIN'.
108 00:06:04,447 00:06:06,241 OW! THAT SMARTS! OW! THAT SMARTS!
109 00:06:12,455 00:06:15,542 ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET... ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET...
110 00:06:15,583 00:06:16,877 (GUNSHOT) PADDLE! (GUNSHOT) PADDLE!
111 00:06:20,379 00:06:22,632 THAT'S GONNA PROVOKE SOME ANGRY E-MAILS. THAT'S GONNA PROVOKE SOME ANGRY E-MAILS.
112 00:06:27,554 00:06:29,639 SO...DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT SOMETIME? SO...DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT SOMETIME?
113 00:06:29,681 00:06:31,558 -NO. -HOW ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT? -NO. -HOW ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT?
114 00:06:31,599 00:06:33,143 UH, NO. UH, NO.
115 00:06:33,185 00:06:34,393 SATURDAY'S GOOD FOR ME. SATURDAY'S GOOD FOR ME.
116 00:06:34,435 00:06:35,937 HOW ABOUT SATURDAY? HOW ABOUT SATURDAY?
117 00:06:35,979 00:06:38,357 I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU, EVER. I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU, EVER.
118 00:06:38,397 00:06:39,983 OKAY. FINE. OKAY. FINE.
119 00:06:40,025 00:06:41,235 SHEESH. SHEESH.
120 00:06:43,028 00:06:44,988 SO IS SUNDAY OUT OF THE QUESTION? SO IS SUNDAY OUT OF THE QUESTION?
121 00:06:46,781 00:06:49,034 (CODY GRUNTS) GOT IT. (CODY GRUNTS) GOT IT.
122 00:06:49,076 00:06:50,409 OKAY. OKAY.
123 00:06:50,451 00:06:52,287 MAYBE SHE WASN'T QUITE READY FOR THE CODE-MEISTER. MAYBE SHE WASN'T QUITE READY FOR THE CODE-MEISTER.
124 00:06:53,705 00:06:54,915 (GROANS) (GROANS)
125 00:06:54,956 00:06:56,124 AND THEN THESE BUSHMEN TAUGHT US AND THEN THESE BUSHMEN TAUGHT US
126 00:06:56,166 00:06:58,377 HOW TO PROPERLY CATCH AND COOK CROCODILE, HOW TO PROPERLY CATCH AND COOK CROCODILE,
127 00:06:58,417 00:06:59,794 AS WELL AS KOALA. AS WELL AS KOALA.
128 00:06:59,836 00:07:02,047 UH, ISN'T KILLING A KOALA BEAR ILLEGAL? UH, ISN'T KILLING A KOALA BEAR ILLEGAL?
129 00:07:02,089 00:07:05,008 OH, I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY, YEAH. (LAUGHS) OH, I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY, YEAH. (LAUGHS)
130 00:07:05,050 00:07:07,010 (LAUGHING) PROBABLY, IT'S ILLEGAL. (LAUGHING) PROBABLY, IT'S ILLEGAL.
131 00:07:09,096 00:07:11,848 YOU DON'T MIND IF I WORK ON MY TAN, DO YOU? YOU DON'T MIND IF I WORK ON MY TAN, DO YOU?
132 00:07:11,890 00:07:14,226 I DON'T MIND ONE BIT. I DON'T MIND ONE BIT.
133 00:07:14,268 00:07:16,103 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING, DUDE? CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING, DUDE?
134 00:07:16,144 00:07:18,272 I GAVE BRIDGETTE AN AWESOME GIFT THIS MORNING, I GAVE BRIDGETTE AN AWESOME GIFT THIS MORNING,
135 00:07:18,313 00:07:20,941 BUT SHE'S BEEN SENDING ME SOME WEIRD VIBES. BUT SHE'S BEEN SENDING ME SOME WEIRD VIBES.
136 00:07:20,982 00:07:24,945 OH, MY GOSH, COURTNEY, IT WAS SO BAD. OH, MY GOSH, COURTNEY, IT WAS SO BAD.
137 00:07:24,986 00:07:27,197 I COME BACK FROM BRUSHING MY TEETH, I COME BACK FROM BRUSHING MY TEETH,
138 00:07:27,239 00:07:30,951 AND I NOTICED SOMETHING BULGING UNDER MY COVERS. AND I NOTICED SOMETHING BULGING UNDER MY COVERS.
139 00:07:30,992 00:07:33,578 WHEN I LIFTED THEM, THERE IT WAS. WHEN I LIFTED THEM, THERE IT WAS.
140 00:07:34,913 00:07:36,497 (COURTNEY GASPS) NO! (COURTNEY GASPS) NO!
141 00:07:36,539 00:07:37,832 YES. YES.
142 00:07:37,874 00:07:39,918 I MADE IT IN ARTS AND CRAFTS. I MADE IT IN ARTS AND CRAFTS.
143 00:07:39,960 00:07:41,461 NO, YOU DIDN'T. NO, YOU DIDN'T.
144 00:07:41,502 00:07:42,670 I DID. I DID.
145 00:07:42,712 00:07:44,839 IT GETS WORSE. IT GETS WORSE.
146 00:07:44,881 00:07:47,926 ETCHED INTO THE BACK WAS AN INSCRIPTION THAT SAID-- ETCHED INTO THE BACK WAS AN INSCRIPTION THAT SAID--
147 00:07:47,968 00:07:49,094 "I HOPE YOU THINK OF ME "I HOPE YOU THINK OF ME
148 00:07:49,136 00:07:51,512 WHENEVER YOU DROP LOOSE CHANGE INTO THIS." WHENEVER YOU DROP LOOSE CHANGE INTO THIS."
149 00:07:55,267 00:07:57,477 -NOT GOOD? -DANG, DUDE. -NOT GOOD? -DANG, DUDE.
150 00:07:57,518 00:08:00,939 THAT IS SO BAD, WE NEED A NEW WORD FOR HOW BAD THAT IS. THAT IS SO BAD, WE NEED A NEW WORD FOR HOW BAD THAT IS.
151 00:08:00,981 00:08:03,317 SEE, DATING'S LIKE FEEDING A BUNNY. SEE, DATING'S LIKE FEEDING A BUNNY.
152 00:08:03,358 00:08:04,859 YOU WANT THE BUNNY TO COME TO YOU, YOU WANT THE BUNNY TO COME TO YOU,
153 00:08:04,901 00:08:06,694 SO YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES. SO YOU DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES.
154 00:08:06,736 00:08:09,072 "HERE, BUNNY, BUNNY, BUNNY." "HERE, BUNNY, BUNNY, BUNNY."
155 00:08:09,114 00:08:11,699 YOU DROP A HEART-SHAPED, HANDMADE CLAY BOWL ON A BUNNY, YOU DROP A HEART-SHAPED, HANDMADE CLAY BOWL ON A BUNNY,
156 00:08:11,741 00:08:13,160 AND THE BUNNY'S GONNA RUN, MAN. AND THE BUNNY'S GONNA RUN, MAN.
157 00:08:13,201 00:08:14,202 YOU FEELING ME? YOU FEELING ME?
158 00:08:14,244 00:08:16,496 SO I SCREWED UP? SO I SCREWED UP?
159 00:08:16,537 00:08:17,538 YOU SCREWED UP, DUDE. YOU SCREWED UP, DUDE.
160 00:08:21,293 00:08:23,962 I THINK I KNOW WHY YOU KEEP SHOOTING ME DOWN. I THINK I KNOW WHY YOU KEEP SHOOTING ME DOWN.
161 00:08:24,004 00:08:26,589 IT'S BECAUSE OF TRENT, ISN'T IT? IT'S BECAUSE OF TRENT, ISN'T IT?
162 00:08:26,631 00:08:29,176 LOOK, I'M PRETTY TIGHT WITH TRENT, LOOK, I'M PRETTY TIGHT WITH TRENT,
163 00:08:29,217 00:08:32,512 AND I WAS DEFINITELY SENSING AN "I'M INTO GWEN" AND I WAS DEFINITELY SENSING AN "I'M INTO GWEN"
164 00:08:32,553 00:08:33,596 VIBE FROM HIM. VIBE FROM HIM.
165 00:08:35,015 00:08:36,933 I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU, YOU KNOW? I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU, YOU KNOW?
166 00:08:36,975 00:08:38,018 IF YOU WANT. IF YOU WANT.
167 00:08:38,059 00:08:39,644 WOW. WOW.
168 00:08:39,686 00:08:41,146 THAT'S REALLY COOL OF YOU. THAT'S REALLY COOL OF YOU.
169 00:08:41,188 00:08:42,605 AH, WELL. AH, WELL.
170 00:08:42,647 00:08:44,774 IF YOU CAN GET US IN THE SAME BOAT ON THE WAY HOME, IF YOU CAN GET US IN THE SAME BOAT ON THE WAY HOME,
171 00:08:44,816 00:08:46,818 I'LL SO OWE YOU ONE. I'LL SO OWE YOU ONE.
172 00:08:46,860 00:08:48,611 INTERESTING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT. INTERESTING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT.
173 00:08:48,653 00:08:51,323 SEE, I'M IN A BIT OF TROUBLE MYSELF. SEE, I'M IN A BIT OF TROUBLE MYSELF.
174 00:08:51,365 00:08:52,907 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
175 00:08:52,949 00:08:57,078 WELL, I KIND OF BET OWEN THAT IF I GOT YOUR BRA, WELL, I KIND OF BET OWEN THAT IF I GOT YOUR BRA,
176 00:08:57,120 00:08:59,289 HE'D DO ALL MY DISHES FOR THE REST OF THE COMPETITION. HE'D DO ALL MY DISHES FOR THE REST OF THE COMPETITION.
177 00:08:59,331 00:09:02,209 (GRUNTS) OH! (GRUNTS) OH!
178 00:09:02,250 00:09:03,418 RIGHT. RIGHT.
179 00:09:03,460 00:09:05,253 ASKING TOO MUCH. GOT IT. ASKING TOO MUCH. GOT IT.
180 00:09:07,464 00:09:09,632 HEY, WAS THAT THERE EARLIER? HEY, WAS THAT THERE EARLIER?
181 00:09:09,674 00:09:11,051 I DON'T THINK SO. I DON'T THINK SO.
182 00:09:18,683 00:09:19,642 CHRIS: YOU'LL BE PADDLING CHRIS: YOU'LL BE PADDLING
183 00:09:19,684 00:09:21,520 YOUR CANOES ACROSS THE LAKE... YOUR CANOES ACROSS THE LAKE...
184 00:09:21,561 00:09:25,357 TO BONY ISLAND. TO BONY ISLAND.
185 00:09:32,364 00:09:35,242 OKAY, DID YOU SEE THAT SKULL? OKAY, DID YOU SEE THAT SKULL?
186 00:09:35,283 00:09:36,493 HOW COOL IS THAT? HOW COOL IS THAT?
187 00:09:36,535 00:09:38,245 IT'S LIKE THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED OR SOMETHING. IT'S LIKE THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED OR SOMETHING.
188 00:09:38,286 00:09:39,662 (GHOSTLY MOANING) (GHOSTLY MOANING)
189 00:09:42,123 00:09:43,417 LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
190 00:09:55,970 00:09:57,138 AAH! AAH!
191 00:09:59,807 00:10:00,934 I THINK I SAW SOMETHING. I THINK I SAW SOMETHING.
192 00:10:06,731 00:10:09,025 MONSTER BEAVERS! MONSTER BEAVERS!
193 00:10:09,067 00:10:11,611 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
194 00:10:11,652 00:10:14,448 A REMNANT OF THE PLEISTOCENE ERA, A REMNANT OF THE PLEISTOCENE ERA,
195 00:10:14,489 00:10:16,699 THE WOOLLY BEAVER IS A DAY-ACTIVE RODENT THE WOOLLY BEAVER IS A DAY-ACTIVE RODENT
196 00:10:16,741 00:10:19,077 INDIGENOUS TO BONY ISLAND. INDIGENOUS TO BONY ISLAND.
197 00:10:19,119 00:10:21,788 OH, YEAH, AND THEY'RE MEAT-EATERS. OH, YEAH, AND THEY'RE MEAT-EATERS.
198 00:10:21,829 00:10:23,081 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
199 00:10:32,299 00:10:33,467 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) (GRUNTS SOFTLY)
200 00:10:39,264 00:10:40,348 DEAD END. DEAD END.
201 00:10:44,852 00:10:47,105 HEY, THEY'RE LEAVING. HEY, THEY'RE LEAVING.
202 00:10:47,147 00:10:49,899 DID ANYBODY PACK A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR? DID ANYBODY PACK A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR?
203 00:10:49,941 00:10:52,235 (LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER)
204 00:10:52,277 00:10:54,988 NO. SERIOUSLY. (CHUCKLES, FARTS) NO. SERIOUSLY. (CHUCKLES, FARTS)
205 00:10:55,029 00:10:56,156 ALL: OH. ALL: OH.
206 00:10:56,197 00:10:57,282 (BIRDS SHRIEKING) (BIRDS SHRIEKING)
207 00:10:58,283 00:10:59,367 OH, MAN. OH, MAN.
208 00:11:00,743 00:11:01,953 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
209 00:11:01,995 00:11:04,456 I AM DEFINITELY GONNA NEED NEW UNDERWEAR. I AM DEFINITELY GONNA NEED NEW UNDERWEAR.
210 00:11:04,498 00:11:05,665 (BIRDS SHRIEKING) (BIRDS SHRIEKING)
211 00:11:08,042 00:11:10,170 HMM. HMM.
212 00:11:10,211 00:11:12,005 SOMEONE DO SOMETHING. SOMEONE DO SOMETHING.
213 00:11:12,046 00:11:13,881 OH, WAIT. OH, WAIT.
214 00:11:13,923 00:11:14,966 LOOK! LOOK!
215 00:11:15,008 00:11:16,675 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
216 00:11:16,717 00:11:19,304 I WAS GONNA MAKE US A ROMANTIC PICNIC. I WAS GONNA MAKE US A ROMANTIC PICNIC.
217 00:11:19,346 00:11:20,679 WITH BREAD FROM YOUR PANTS? WITH BREAD FROM YOUR PANTS?
218 00:11:20,721 00:11:22,557 JUST THROW IT ALREADY. JUST THROW IT ALREADY.
219 00:11:25,059 00:11:26,936 (BIRDS SHRIEKING) (BIRDS SHRIEKING)
220 00:11:26,978 00:11:28,188 GWEN: IT WORKED! GWEN: IT WORKED!
221 00:11:31,232 00:11:32,691 COME ON. THE RACE ISN'T OVER YET. COME ON. THE RACE ISN'T OVER YET.
222 00:11:32,733 00:11:34,194 WE STILL HAVE TO BURN STUFF. WHICH WAY ARE WE GONNA GO? WE STILL HAVE TO BURN STUFF. WHICH WAY ARE WE GONNA GO?
223 00:11:40,325 00:11:42,202 LEFT. LEFT.
224 00:11:42,243 00:11:43,744 DEFINITELY LEFT. DEFINITELY LEFT.
225 00:11:43,786 00:11:44,996 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
226 00:11:45,038 00:11:47,081 I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THE ONE ON THE RIGHT. I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE THE ONE ON THE RIGHT.
227 00:11:47,123 00:11:48,291 THE RIGHT TRAIL IS WIDER. THE RIGHT TRAIL IS WIDER.
228 00:11:50,293 00:11:51,628 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
229 00:11:54,088 00:11:55,256 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
230 00:11:57,509 00:11:59,511 I CAN SEE THE OTHER TEAM. I CAN SEE THE OTHER TEAM.
231 00:11:59,553 00:12:01,095 THEY'RE TAKING THE PATH ON THE RIGHT. THEY'RE TAKING THE PATH ON THE RIGHT.
232 00:12:01,137 00:12:02,222 THEN LET'S GO LEFT. THEN LET'S GO LEFT.
233 00:12:16,944 00:12:19,656 WHOA. GUYS, UH, DON'T WANT TO PANIC HERE, WHOA. GUYS, UH, DON'T WANT TO PANIC HERE,
234 00:12:19,698 00:12:21,740 BUT I'M SHRINKING. BUT I'M SHRINKING.
235 00:12:21,782 00:12:23,577 RIGHT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW RIGHT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
236 00:12:23,618 00:12:24,619 WHAT QUICKSAND LOOKS LIKE? WHAT QUICKSAND LOOKS LIKE?
237 00:12:24,661 00:12:27,163 IT LOOKS JUST LIKE SAND! IT LOOKS JUST LIKE SAND!
238 00:12:28,831 00:12:32,544 CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY FELL FOR THAT? CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY FELL FOR THAT?
239 00:12:32,586 00:12:37,298 I SET IT UP, BUT I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD WALK INTO IT. I SET IT UP, BUT I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD WALK INTO IT.
240 00:12:37,340 00:12:40,719 THAT'S JUST GREAT. (LAUGHS) THAT'S JUST GREAT. (LAUGHS)
241 00:12:40,759 00:12:43,012 OH-OH. OH-OH.
242 00:12:43,054 00:12:44,514 LINDSAY: TRENT'S STUCK! LINDSAY: TRENT'S STUCK!
243 00:12:44,556 00:12:46,266 I'M COMING, TRENT! I'M COMING, TRENT!
244 00:12:46,307 00:12:47,392 NO, DON'T! NO, DON'T!
245 00:12:48,059 00:12:50,061 OH! OH!
246 00:12:50,103 00:12:51,770 I'M STUCK, TOO! I'M STUCK, TOO!
247 00:12:51,812 00:12:53,772 I SO DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. I SO DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
248 00:12:56,443 00:12:58,528 HELP! SOMEBODY HELP US! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP US!
249 00:13:13,876 00:13:16,504 (BREATHING HEAVILY) WHOA. (BREATHING HEAVILY) WHOA.
250 00:13:16,546 00:13:18,673 HEY, THANKS, BRO. HEY, THANKS, BRO.
251 00:13:18,715 00:13:20,049 YOU'RE A LIFESAVER. YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.
252 00:13:20,091 00:13:21,175 I AM? I AM?
253 00:13:21,217 00:13:23,261 MY HERO! MY HERO!
254 00:13:23,303 00:13:25,138 WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?
255 00:13:25,179 00:13:26,222 YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW.
256 00:13:26,264 00:13:27,557 I WATCH A LOT OF MOVIES. I WATCH A LOT OF MOVIES.
257 00:13:27,599 00:13:29,142 THIS IS VERY TOUCHING, GUYS, THIS IS VERY TOUCHING, GUYS,
258 00:13:29,183 00:13:32,479 BUT WE'VE STILL GOT A CHALLENGE TO WIN. BUT WE'VE STILL GOT A CHALLENGE TO WIN.
259 00:13:32,520 00:13:34,897 CHRIS: JUST WHEN THINGS WERE LOOKING UP FOR THE BASS... CHRIS: JUST WHEN THINGS WERE LOOKING UP FOR THE BASS...
260 00:13:34,939 00:13:37,066 -UGH! -CHRIS: DISASTER STRUCK. -UGH! -CHRIS: DISASTER STRUCK.
261 00:13:37,108 00:13:38,652 OH! MY LEG! (GASPS) OH! MY LEG! (GASPS)
262 00:13:38,693 00:13:41,988 I'M DOWN! I'M DOWN! I'M DOWN! I'M DOWN!
263 00:13:42,029 00:13:44,865 OH, IT'S SO UNFAIR! OH, IT'S SO UNFAIR!
264 00:13:44,907 00:13:46,451 WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW? WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW?
265 00:13:46,493 00:13:47,786 WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
266 00:13:47,826 00:13:49,078 GEOFF! GEOFF!
267 00:13:49,120 00:13:51,331 YOU'VE GOT TO GO ON WITHOUT ME. YOU'VE GOT TO GO ON WITHOUT ME.
268 00:13:51,372 00:13:52,873 (MOANING) (MOANING)
269 00:13:52,915 00:13:54,542 WE'RE NOT LEAVING ANY MAN BEHIND. WE'RE NOT LEAVING ANY MAN BEHIND.
270 00:13:54,584 00:13:56,628 NOT ON MY WATCH. NOT ON MY WATCH.
271 00:13:56,670 00:13:58,254 I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS GONNA MAKE IT. I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS GONNA MAKE IT.
272 00:13:59,798 00:14:01,549 IT WAS TOUCH-AND-GO. IT WAS TOUCH-AND-GO.
273 00:14:01,591 00:14:04,260 I'VE SEEN SURFERS GET EATEN BY SHARKS BEFORE, I'VE SEEN SURFERS GET EATEN BY SHARKS BEFORE,
274 00:14:04,302 00:14:07,888 BUT THIS--THIS WAS HORRIFYING. BUT THIS--THIS WAS HORRIFYING.
275 00:14:07,930 00:14:10,475 THE MAN JUST KEPT GOING. THE MAN JUST KEPT GOING.
276 00:14:10,517 00:14:11,726 DUDE'S GOT HEART. DUDE'S GOT HEART.
277 00:14:30,328 00:14:31,871 HOW DID THEY DO THAT SO QUICKLY? HOW DID THEY DO THAT SO QUICKLY?
278 00:14:35,124 00:14:37,585 NO RULE AGAINST CARRYING LIGHTERS. NO RULE AGAINST CARRYING LIGHTERS.
279 00:14:37,627 00:14:38,961 EDGE-- KILLER BASS. EDGE-- KILLER BASS.
280 00:14:45,635 00:14:48,596 IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING OFF THE ISLAND, IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING OFF THE ISLAND,
281 00:14:48,638 00:14:52,684 (SPOOKY VOICE) YOU'LL BE CURSED FOREVER. (SPOOKY VOICE) YOU'LL BE CURSED FOREVER.
282 00:14:52,726 00:14:54,644 -WHAT'D I MISS? -CANOES. -WHAT'D I MISS? -CANOES.
283 00:15:00,567 00:15:02,318 THANKS FOR SAVING MY BUTT, MAN. THANKS FOR SAVING MY BUTT, MAN.
284 00:15:02,360 00:15:04,153 JUST LOOKING OUT FOR A FELLOW GOPHER. JUST LOOKING OUT FOR A FELLOW GOPHER.
285 00:15:05,488 00:15:07,741 -WANT A SIP? -NO. I'M GOOD. -WANT A SIP? -NO. I'M GOOD.
286 00:15:07,782 00:15:11,452 TRENT, LET'S TALK, MANO-A-MANO. TRENT, LET'S TALK, MANO-A-MANO.
287 00:15:11,494 00:15:12,787 OKAY. OKAY.
288 00:15:12,829 00:15:14,163 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
289 00:15:14,205 00:15:15,498 GWEN. GWEN.
290 00:15:15,540 00:15:19,335 SEE, I HIT ON HER, BUT I STRUCK OUT A--A FEW TIMES. SEE, I HIT ON HER, BUT I STRUCK OUT A--A FEW TIMES.
291 00:15:19,377 00:15:21,921 THE POINT IS SHE'S NOT INTO ME. THE POINT IS SHE'S NOT INTO ME.
292 00:15:21,962 00:15:23,506 SHE'S INTO YOU. SHE'S INTO YOU.
293 00:15:23,548 00:15:25,925 IF YOU'RE LYING, I COULD EASILY REARRANGE YOUR FACE. IF YOU'RE LYING, I COULD EASILY REARRANGE YOUR FACE.
294 00:15:25,966 00:15:27,385 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
295 00:15:27,427 00:15:30,096 DUDE, BUDDY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO GAIN FROM LYING TO YOU? DUDE, BUDDY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO GAIN FROM LYING TO YOU?
296 00:15:31,765 00:15:33,057 OKAY. OKAY.
297 00:15:33,099 00:15:34,768 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO ABOUT IT? SO WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO ABOUT IT?
298 00:15:34,809 00:15:36,728 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, TRENT. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU, TRENT.
299 00:15:36,770 00:15:38,271 HERE'S HOW I'D PLAY IT. HERE'S HOW I'D PLAY IT.
300 00:15:38,312 00:15:41,148 LADIES, ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED WITH YOUR TEA PARTY? LADIES, ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED WITH YOUR TEA PARTY?
301 00:15:41,190 00:15:43,067 WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHALLENGE HERE. WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHALLENGE HERE.
302 00:15:54,954 00:15:57,248 BRIDGETTE, YOU'VE GOT FIRST-AID TRAINING, RIGHT? BRIDGETTE, YOU'VE GOT FIRST-AID TRAINING, RIGHT?
303 00:15:57,290 00:15:59,542 MAYBE YOU COULD CHECK OUT GEOFF'S WOUNDS. MAYBE YOU COULD CHECK OUT GEOFF'S WOUNDS.
304 00:15:59,584 00:16:01,001 HE MIGHT HAVE GANGRENE. HE MIGHT HAVE GANGRENE.
305 00:16:01,043 00:16:02,336 OR JUNGLE ROT. OR JUNGLE ROT.
306 00:16:02,378 00:16:03,838 OR ATHLETE'S FOOT. OR ATHLETE'S FOOT.
307 00:16:06,633 00:16:08,593 I OWE GEOFF BIG-TIME. I OWE GEOFF BIG-TIME.
308 00:16:08,635 00:16:10,553 HE HELPED ME GET OVER MY FEAR OF WATER. HE HELPED ME GET OVER MY FEAR OF WATER.
309 00:16:10,595 00:16:12,513 SO WHEN I SAW HIM DROWNING WITH THE LADIES, SO WHEN I SAW HIM DROWNING WITH THE LADIES,
310 00:16:12,555 00:16:13,598 I HAD TO HELP THE DUDE OUT. I HAD TO HELP THE DUDE OUT.
311 00:16:17,852 00:16:20,229 I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE BIG ENOUGH. I DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE BIG ENOUGH.
312 00:16:20,271 00:16:21,314 YOU HEARD THE WOMAN. YOU HEARD THE WOMAN.
313 00:16:21,355 00:16:22,732 WE NEED MORE WOOD, GUYS. WE NEED MORE WOOD, GUYS.
314 00:16:22,774 00:16:24,066 COME ON. LET'S GO. COME ON. LET'S GO.
315 00:16:33,033 00:16:34,661 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET HOME NOW? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET HOME NOW?
316 00:16:36,412 00:16:37,747 THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK. THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK.
317 00:16:37,789 00:16:39,373 IT'S A HANDMADE FIRE-STARTER IT'S A HANDMADE FIRE-STARTER
318 00:16:39,415 00:16:42,251 I MADE FROM SOME TREE SAP AND SAVED. I MADE FROM SOME TREE SAP AND SAVED.
319 00:16:42,293 00:16:43,837 STAND BACK, GUYS. STAND BACK, GUYS.
320 00:16:43,878 00:16:45,922 THIS IS GONNA BE BIG. THIS IS GONNA BE BIG.
321 00:16:55,974 00:16:57,517 CHRIS: WOO-HOO-HOO! CHRIS: WOO-HOO-HOO!
322 00:17:00,144 00:17:02,438 WE HAVE OUR FIRE-BUILDING WINNER. WE HAVE OUR FIRE-BUILDING WINNER.
323 00:17:02,480 00:17:05,107 POINT FOR THE GOPHERS! POINT FOR THE GOPHERS!
324 00:17:05,149 00:17:07,902 WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT?
325 00:17:07,944 00:17:10,363 OH, YOU KNOW, I SPENT A SUMMER TRAINING WITH THE RESERVES. OH, YOU KNOW, I SPENT A SUMMER TRAINING WITH THE RESERVES.
326 00:17:10,404 00:17:11,823 YEAH, I GOT INTO SOME TROUBLE THERE AND, LIKE, YEAH, I GOT INTO SOME TROUBLE THERE AND, LIKE,
327 00:17:11,865 00:17:13,700 BLEW UP THE KITCHEN BY ACCIDENT, BLEW UP THE KITCHEN BY ACCIDENT,
328 00:17:13,741 00:17:15,159 WHICH IS WHY THE R.C.M.P. WHICH IS WHY THE R.C.M.P.
329 00:17:15,201 00:17:17,411 IS, LIKE, STILL ALL OVER MY BUTT. IS, LIKE, STILL ALL OVER MY BUTT.
330 00:17:17,453 00:17:19,205 I AM SO TOTALLY AWOL. I AM SO TOTALLY AWOL.
331 00:17:22,000 00:17:23,543 CODY: GUYS, CODY: GUYS,
332 00:17:23,584 00:17:26,420 SINCE YOU'RE BOTH A BIT SHAKEN BY THE WHOLE QUICKSAND THING, SINCE YOU'RE BOTH A BIT SHAKEN BY THE WHOLE QUICKSAND THING,
333 00:17:26,462 00:17:28,214 WE SHOULD SPLIT YOU UP. WE SHOULD SPLIT YOU UP.
334 00:17:28,255 00:17:32,051 HOW ABOUT I GO WITH LINDSAY AND BETH AND GWEN CAN PADDLE HOW ABOUT I GO WITH LINDSAY AND BETH AND GWEN CAN PADDLE
335 00:17:32,092 00:17:33,302 BACK WITH TRENT? BACK WITH TRENT?
336 00:17:33,344 00:17:34,846 SOUNDS COOL. SOUNDS COOL.
337 00:17:38,224 00:17:40,434 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT PADDLES? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT PADDLES?
338 00:17:40,476 00:17:41,978 YOU GUYS CAN GET SOMEONE TO SWIM BEHIND THE BOATS YOU GUYS CAN GET SOMEONE TO SWIM BEHIND THE BOATS
339 00:17:42,020 00:17:43,354 AND PUSH THEM. AND PUSH THEM.
340 00:17:43,396 00:17:45,356 I DID THIS ONCE FOR HIS HUGE, LIKE, 60-FOOT YACHT. I DID THIS ONCE FOR HIS HUGE, LIKE, 60-FOOT YACHT.
341 00:17:45,398 00:17:47,984 THE WHOLE CREW HAD TO FLUTTER-KICK FOR LIKE EIGHT DAYS THE WHOLE CREW HAD TO FLUTTER-KICK FOR LIKE EIGHT DAYS
342 00:17:48,026 00:17:50,444 TO GET TO SHORE, AND, LIKE, FOUR OF US GOT EATEN BY SHARKS. TO GET TO SHORE, AND, LIKE, FOUR OF US GOT EATEN BY SHARKS.
343 00:17:50,486 00:17:51,779 I DIDN'T. NOT ME. I DIDN'T. NOT ME.
344 00:17:51,821 00:17:53,155 BUT IT WAS REALLY INSANE. BUT IT WAS REALLY INSANE.
345 00:17:53,197 00:17:55,241 OKAY, LATER. AAH! OKAY, LATER. AAH!
346 00:17:55,282 00:17:57,159 THAT MIGHT WORK. THAT MIGHT WORK.
347 00:17:57,201 00:18:00,914 WE NEED SOMEONE BIG ENOUGH TO PUSH ALL THE CANOES BACK. WE NEED SOMEONE BIG ENOUGH TO PUSH ALL THE CANOES BACK.
348 00:18:00,955 00:18:03,833 D.J., YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S STRONG ENOUGH. D.J., YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S STRONG ENOUGH.
349 00:18:03,875 00:18:05,501 YOU CAN'T ASK HIM TO DO THAT. YOU CAN'T ASK HIM TO DO THAT.
350 00:18:05,543 00:18:07,461 THE DUDE CAN'T SWIM. THE DUDE CAN'T SWIM.
351 00:18:07,503 00:18:09,505 GEOFF, I KNOW YOU'RE FRIENDS BUT D.J. GEOFF, I KNOW YOU'RE FRIENDS BUT D.J.
352 00:18:09,547 00:18:11,382 IS THE ONLY CHANCE WE'VE GOT. IS THE ONLY CHANCE WE'VE GOT.
353 00:18:11,424 00:18:12,550 SHE'S RIGHT. SHE'S RIGHT.
354 00:18:12,592 00:18:14,719 THOSE SKINNY ARMS AREN'T GOING TO CUT IT. THOSE SKINNY ARMS AREN'T GOING TO CUT IT.
355 00:18:14,761 00:18:16,262 -I'LL DO IT. -(GASPS) -I'LL DO IT. -(GASPS)
356 00:18:16,303 00:18:18,765 YOU CAN'T SWIM WITH THAT KIND OF INJURY. YOU CAN'T SWIM WITH THAT KIND OF INJURY.
357 00:18:18,806 00:18:21,183 YOU'RE HORRIBLY DISFIGURED. YOU'RE HORRIBLY DISFIGURED.
358 00:18:21,225 00:18:22,518 I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.
359 00:18:22,560 00:18:24,562 I HAVE TO. I HAVE TO.
360 00:18:24,604 00:18:25,980 IT WAS ALL UP TO ME. IT WAS ALL UP TO ME.
361 00:18:26,022 00:18:28,066 I NEEDED TO SWIM LIKE A KILLER BASS SHOULD, I NEEDED TO SWIM LIKE A KILLER BASS SHOULD,
362 00:18:28,107 00:18:31,069 AND NO WEDGIE FLOP WAS GONNA STAND IN MY WAY. AND NO WEDGIE FLOP WAS GONNA STAND IN MY WAY.
363 00:18:31,110 00:18:34,655 THAT IS ONE BRAVE MAN. THAT IS ONE BRAVE MAN.
364 00:18:34,697 00:18:39,077 D.J.! D.J.! D.J.! D.J.! D.J.! D.J.! D.J.! D.J.!
365 00:18:39,118 00:18:40,620 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
366 00:18:51,047 00:18:53,883 THE BASS ARE THE WINNERS! THE BASS ARE THE WINNERS!
367 00:18:55,259 00:18:56,385 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
368 00:18:59,097 00:19:00,514 YOU COST US THE GAME. YOU COST US THE GAME.
369 00:19:00,556 00:19:02,725 -YOU ARE DEAD. -RIGHT. -YOU ARE DEAD. -RIGHT.
370 00:19:02,767 00:19:05,436 OKAY, YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT MY LICENSE TO KILL OKAY, YOU ARE SO LUCKY THAT MY LICENSE TO KILL
371 00:19:05,478 00:19:06,729 IS CURRENTLY EXPIRED. IS CURRENTLY EXPIRED.
372 00:19:13,360 00:19:14,612 (HOWLING) (HOWLING)
373 00:19:17,865 00:19:23,663 AND NOW THE ALWAYS ANXIETY INDUCING MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY. AND NOW THE ALWAYS ANXIETY INDUCING MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY.
374 00:19:23,704 00:19:27,625 WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME, COME AND GET A MARSHMALLOW. WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME, COME AND GET A MARSHMALLOW.
375 00:19:27,667 00:19:28,668 BETH. TRENT. BETH. TRENT.
376 00:19:32,254 00:19:33,255 GWEN. GWEN.
377 00:19:36,258 00:19:38,344 CODY. CODY.
378 00:19:38,385 00:19:39,386 OWEN. OWEN.
379 00:19:40,638 00:19:41,848 HEATHER. HEATHER.
380 00:19:45,893 00:19:46,894 LESHAWNA. LESHAWNA.
381 00:19:50,481 00:19:53,067 ONE LAST MARSHMALLOW. ONE LAST MARSHMALLOW.
382 00:19:53,109 00:19:56,988 THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T GET THIS MARSHMALLOW WILL WALK OFF THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T GET THIS MARSHMALLOW WILL WALK OFF
383 00:19:57,030 00:19:58,114 THE DOCK OF SHAME THE DOCK OF SHAME
384 00:19:59,699 00:20:03,327 AND TAKE A RIDE ON THE BOAT OF LOSERS. AND TAKE A RIDE ON THE BOAT OF LOSERS.
385 00:20:03,369 00:20:04,620 WHO'S IT GONNA BE? WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
386 00:20:04,662 00:20:07,456 (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRLING) (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRLING)
387 00:20:07,498 00:20:09,750 MAN: (ON MEGAPHONE) IZZY, WE KNOW YOU'RE DOWN THERE. MAN: (ON MEGAPHONE) IZZY, WE KNOW YOU'RE DOWN THERE.
388 00:20:09,792 00:20:13,087 YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.
389 00:20:13,129 00:20:16,716 YOU MEAN ALL THAT TRASH YOU WERE TALKING WAS TRUE? YOU MEAN ALL THAT TRASH YOU WERE TALKING WAS TRUE?
390 00:20:16,757 00:20:18,885 NO, JUST THE R.C.M.P. PART. NO, JUST THE R.C.M.P. PART.
391 00:20:18,926 00:20:20,260 SEE YA. SEE YA.
392 00:20:20,302 00:20:23,931 YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!
393 00:20:23,973 00:20:26,726 (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)
394 00:20:26,767 00:20:28,978 WELL, THAT WRAPS THAT UP. WELL, THAT WRAPS THAT UP.
395 00:20:29,020 00:20:30,229 NIGHT, EVERYONE. NIGHT, EVERYONE.
396 00:20:38,404 00:20:39,739 NICE. NICE.
397 00:20:39,780 00:20:43,659 IS THAT A BRA? IS THAT A BRA?
398 00:20:43,701 00:20:46,954 YOU KNOW IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. YOU KNOW IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
399 00:20:46,996 00:20:49,373 ENJOY DISH DUTY MY GOOD MAN. ENJOY DISH DUTY MY GOOD MAN.
400 00:20:49,415 00:20:51,542 YOU MEAN IT BELONGS TO-- YOU MEAN IT BELONGS TO--
401 00:20:51,584 00:20:53,836 A GENTLEMAN NEVER KISSES AND TELLS. A GENTLEMAN NEVER KISSES AND TELLS.
402 00:21:06,515 00:21:08,308 HAVE ANY GLUE? HAVE ANY GLUE?
403 00:21:08,350 00:21:10,436 I WOULDN'T WAIST MY TIME TRYING TO FIX THAT. I WOULDN'T WAIST MY TIME TRYING TO FIX THAT.
404 00:21:12,479 00:21:13,689 MAYBE I WOULD. MAYBE I WOULD.