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1 00:00:02,210 00:00:05,506 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
2 00:00:05,547 00:00:08,509 A TALENT CONTEST BROUGHT OUT THE WORST IN OUR CAMPERS. A TALENT CONTEST BROUGHT OUT THE WORST IN OUR CAMPERS.
3 00:00:08,550 00:00:10,678 IT WAS AWESOME. IT WAS AWESOME.
4 00:00:10,719 00:00:12,137 THE KILLER BASS STRUGGLED THE KILLER BASS STRUGGLED
5 00:00:12,179 00:00:14,515 TO FIND ANY TALENT ON THEIR TEAM. TO FIND ANY TALENT ON THEIR TEAM.
6 00:00:14,556 00:00:17,142 AND BRIDGETTE'S CLUMSINESS PRETTY MUCH KNOCKED OUT THEIR AND BRIDGETTE'S CLUMSINESS PRETTY MUCH KNOCKED OUT THEIR
7 00:00:17,184 00:00:19,520 BEST PROSPECT...COURTNEY. BEST PROSPECT...COURTNEY.
8 00:00:19,561 00:00:21,438 GWEN STOOD UP TO HEATHER. GWEN STOOD UP TO HEATHER.
9 00:00:21,480 00:00:23,482 SO HEATHER SWORE TO MAKE GWEN'S LIFE MISERABLE SO HEATHER SWORE TO MAKE GWEN'S LIFE MISERABLE
10 00:00:23,524 00:00:25,901 BY STEALING HER DIARY. BY STEALING HER DIARY.
11 00:00:25,943 00:00:30,197 THEN SHE READ IT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE VIEWING WORLD, THEN SHE READ IT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE VIEWING WORLD,
12 00:00:30,238 00:00:32,073 REVEALING THAT GWEN HAS A SECRET CRUSH REVEALING THAT GWEN HAS A SECRET CRUSH
13 00:00:32,115 00:00:33,742 ON SOMEONE AT CAMP. ON SOMEONE AT CAMP.
14 00:00:33,784 00:00:36,662 THEN HEATHER MANAGED TO SAVE HER BUTT BY CONVINCING THEN HEATHER MANAGED TO SAVE HER BUTT BY CONVINCING
15 00:00:36,704 00:00:38,205 THE REST OF THE TEAM TO VOTE OFF THE REST OF THE TEAM TO VOTE OFF
16 00:00:38,246 00:00:41,249 JUSTIN "MCGORGEOUSNESS." JUSTIN "MCGORGEOUSNESS."
17 00:00:41,291 00:00:44,712 WHO WILL BE THE NEXT ONE TO WALK OFF THIS CRAPPY DOCK? WHO WILL BE THE NEXT ONE TO WALK OFF THIS CRAPPY DOCK?
18 00:00:44,753 00:00:48,757 FIND OUT TONIGHT IN THE MOST DRAMATIC MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY FIND OUT TONIGHT IN THE MOST DRAMATIC MARSHMALLOW CEREMONY
19 00:00:48,799 00:00:53,052 EVER ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND . EVER ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND .
20 00:01:58,410 00:02:00,662 CAMPERS, TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL TEST YOUR CAMPERS, TODAY'S CHALLENGE WILL TEST YOUR
21 00:02:00,704 00:02:03,164 OUTDOOR-SURVIVAL SKILLS. OUTDOOR-SURVIVAL SKILLS.
22 00:02:03,206 00:02:05,000 I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU,
23 00:02:05,042 00:02:07,168 SOME OF YOU MAY NOT COME BACK ALIVE. SOME OF YOU MAY NOT COME BACK ALIVE.
24 00:02:07,210 00:02:08,211 ALL: (GASP) ALL: (GASP)
25 00:02:08,253 00:02:10,464 JUST JOKING. (LAUGHS) JUST JOKING. (LAUGHS)
26 00:02:10,505 00:02:13,216 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SPEND ONE NIGHT IN THE WOODS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SPEND ONE NIGHT IN THE WOODS.
27 00:02:13,258 00:02:16,303 EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS AT YOUR TEAM'S CAMPSITE IN THE FOREST. EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS AT YOUR TEAM'S CAMPSITE IN THE FOREST.
28 00:02:16,344 00:02:17,846 YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND IT. YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND IT.
29 00:02:21,850 00:02:24,019 OH...AND WATCH OUT FOR BEARS, OH...AND WATCH OUT FOR BEARS,
30 00:02:24,061 00:02:27,522 LOST A COUPLE OF INTERNS IN PREPRODUCTION. LOST A COUPLE OF INTERNS IN PREPRODUCTION.
31 00:02:27,564 00:02:30,484 FIRST TEAM BACK FOR BREAKFAST WINS INVINCIBILITY. FIRST TEAM BACK FOR BREAKFAST WINS INVINCIBILITY.
32 00:02:30,525 00:02:31,485 (AIR HORN BLOWING) (AIR HORN BLOWING)
33 00:02:31,526 00:02:33,946 WELL, OFF YOU GO. WELL, OFF YOU GO.
34 00:02:33,988 00:02:35,614 DID HE SAY THERE ARE BEARS UP IN HERE? DID HE SAY THERE ARE BEARS UP IN HERE?
35 00:02:35,656 00:02:38,617 I HAD A LITTLE ENCOUNTER WITH A BEAR ONCE. I HAD A LITTLE ENCOUNTER WITH A BEAR ONCE.
36 00:02:38,659 00:02:44,164 LET'S JUST SAY HIS HEAD LOOKS REAL NICE UP ON MY MANTEL. LET'S JUST SAY HIS HEAD LOOKS REAL NICE UP ON MY MANTEL.
37 00:02:44,205 00:02:46,458 OH, THIS ONE TIME, I SAW A BEAR EATING OUR GARBAGE. OH, THIS ONE TIME, I SAW A BEAR EATING OUR GARBAGE.
38 00:02:46,500 00:02:48,335 HE HAD OLD SPAGHETTI NOODLES HANGING FROM HIS HE HAD OLD SPAGHETTI NOODLES HANGING FROM HIS
39 00:02:48,376 00:02:50,963 BIG, HUGE TEETH, AND IT LOOKED LIKE BLOOD AND GUTS. BIG, HUGE TEETH, AND IT LOOKED LIKE BLOOD AND GUTS.
40 00:02:51,005 00:02:52,422 IT WAS SO GROSS. IT WAS SO GROSS.
41 00:02:52,464 00:02:54,215 AND WE THOUGHT HE WAS EATING THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT SIMBA. AND WE THOUGHT HE WAS EATING THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT SIMBA.
42 00:02:54,257 00:02:57,302 BUT IT TURNED OUT HE WAS JUST LOST FOR A WEEK. BUT IT TURNED OUT HE WAS JUST LOST FOR A WEEK.
43 00:02:57,344 00:03:00,388 UH, YOU DIDN'T EAT SPAGHETTI, DID YOU? UH, YOU DIDN'T EAT SPAGHETTI, DID YOU?
44 00:03:00,430 00:03:02,099 GOOD. LET'S GO! GOOD. LET'S GO!
45 00:03:02,141 00:03:03,182 (GULPS) (GULPS)
46 00:03:07,312 00:03:10,065 HEY, GWEN, WAIT UP. HEY, GWEN, WAIT UP.
47 00:03:10,107 00:03:11,525 CAN I WALK WITH YOU? CAN I WALK WITH YOU?
48 00:03:11,566 00:03:13,443 NO. NO.
49 00:03:13,485 00:03:16,488 HEY, IF THIS IS ABOUT THAT WHOLE DIARY THING? HEY, IF THIS IS ABOUT THAT WHOLE DIARY THING?
50 00:03:26,289 00:03:27,958 SADIE, LOOK, BLUEBERRIES. SADIE, LOOK, BLUEBERRIES.
51 00:03:28,000 00:03:29,084 (GASPS) (GASPS)
52 00:03:29,126 00:03:31,045 I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE BLUEBERRIES! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE BLUEBERRIES!
53 00:03:31,086 00:03:33,964 OH, MY GOSH, ME TOO. OH, MY GOSH, ME TOO.
54 00:03:34,006 00:03:36,050 SADIE AND I ARE B.F.F.F.L.S. SADIE AND I ARE B.F.F.F.L.S.
55 00:03:36,091 00:03:38,177 BEST FEMALE FRIENDS FOR LIFE. BEST FEMALE FRIENDS FOR LIFE.
56 00:03:38,218 00:03:40,220 WE EVEN GOT THE CHICKENPOX TOGETHER. WE EVEN GOT THE CHICKENPOX TOGETHER.
57 00:03:40,261 00:03:41,805 OH, MY GOSH, THAT WAS SO FUN. OH, MY GOSH, THAT WAS SO FUN.
58 00:03:41,847 00:03:43,098 IT WAS SO NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE IT WAS SO NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE
59 00:03:43,140 00:03:44,307 TO SCRATCH ALL YOUR LITTLE SCABS. TO SCRATCH ALL YOUR LITTLE SCABS.
60 00:03:44,349 00:03:45,433 I KNOW, RIGHT? I KNOW, RIGHT?
61 00:03:48,478 00:03:49,730 UGH! UGH!
62 00:03:49,771 00:03:52,482 SHE IS SO THE NEXT ONE TO LEAVE. SHE IS SO THE NEXT ONE TO LEAVE.
63 00:03:52,524 00:03:54,735 -WHO? -WHO DO YOU THINK? -WHO? -WHO DO YOU THINK?
64 00:03:54,776 00:03:58,572 SHE DUMPED HAROLD'S RED ANT FARM INTO MY BED. SHE DUMPED HAROLD'S RED ANT FARM INTO MY BED.
65 00:03:58,613 00:04:03,284 YEAH, BUT YOU DID READ HER DIARY OUT LOUD TO THE ENTIRE WORLD. YEAH, BUT YOU DID READ HER DIARY OUT LOUD TO THE ENTIRE WORLD.
66 00:04:03,326 00:04:04,703 ALL: (GASP) ALL: (GASP)
67 00:04:04,745 00:04:05,704 SO? SO?
68 00:04:05,746 00:04:08,082 SO...THAT WAS PRETTY HARSH. SO...THAT WAS PRETTY HARSH.
69 00:04:08,123 00:04:09,541 SHE IS GOING DOWN. SHE IS GOING DOWN.
70 00:04:13,754 00:04:16,381 OKAY, THOSE WERE SO YUMMY. OKAY, THOSE WERE SO YUMMY.
71 00:04:16,423 00:04:18,299 CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW YUMMY THOSE WERE? CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW YUMMY THOSE WERE?
72 00:04:18,341 00:04:22,096 THEY WERE SO YUMMY. THEY WERE SO YUMMY.
73 00:04:22,137 00:04:24,389 KATIE, WHERE'S THE REST OF THE TEAM? KATIE, WHERE'S THE REST OF THE TEAM?
74 00:04:24,431 00:04:27,017 I DON'T KNOW. THEY MUST BE NEARBY. I DON'T KNOW. THEY MUST BE NEARBY.
75 00:04:27,059 00:04:29,644 KILLER BASS, WHERE ARE YOU? KILLER BASS, WHERE ARE YOU?
76 00:04:29,686 00:04:31,772 KILLER BASS! KILLER BASS!
77 00:04:31,813 00:04:32,981 (GASPS) (GASPS)
78 00:04:33,023 00:04:34,482 THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE 7 THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN WE WERE 7
79 00:04:34,524 00:04:36,359 AND WE LOST OUR MOMS AT THE MALL. AND WE LOST OUR MOMS AT THE MALL.
80 00:04:36,401 00:04:38,612 AND YOU STARTED TO CRY, AND THE SECURITY GUARDS AND YOU STARTED TO CRY, AND THE SECURITY GUARDS
81 00:04:38,653 00:04:41,740 HAD TO LIKE PAGE OUR MOMS, AND THEY WERE SO MAD. HAD TO LIKE PAGE OUR MOMS, AND THEY WERE SO MAD.
82 00:04:41,782 00:04:43,491 OH, MY GOSH, LIKE, TAKE A PILL. OH, MY GOSH, LIKE, TAKE A PILL.
83 00:04:43,533 00:04:46,161 WE'RE FINE. WE'RE FINE.
84 00:04:46,203 00:04:47,871 KILLER BASS, WHERE ARE YOU?! KILLER BASS, WHERE ARE YOU?!
85 00:04:51,041 00:04:54,586 UH... (LAUGHS) THERE'S NO FOOD HERE. UH... (LAUGHS) THERE'S NO FOOD HERE.
86 00:04:54,628 00:04:58,465 THIS IS A SURVIVAL TASK. LOOK AT THE INSTRUCTIONS. THIS IS A SURVIVAL TASK. LOOK AT THE INSTRUCTIONS.
87 00:04:58,506 00:05:00,842 I WONDER IF THERE ARE ANY BEARS AROUND TODAY. I WONDER IF THERE ARE ANY BEARS AROUND TODAY.
88 00:05:00,884 00:05:03,053 WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF WE MADE SOME BEAR SOUNDS WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF WE MADE SOME BEAR SOUNDS
89 00:05:03,095 00:05:04,846 AND THEN THEY CAME? AND THEN THEY CAME?
90 00:05:04,888 00:05:06,723 THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY. THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY.
91 00:05:06,765 00:05:10,351 (GROWLS) I'M A BEAR! (GROWLS) I'M A BEAR!
92 00:05:10,393 00:05:11,812 HEATHER: WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP? HEATHER: WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?
93 00:05:11,853 00:05:13,396 I'M TRYING TO READ HERE. I'M TRYING TO READ HERE.
94 00:05:13,438 00:05:15,899 IT SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUR OWN FOOD. IT SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUR OWN FOOD.
95 00:05:15,941 00:05:17,943 (SCOFFS) I STILL DON'T SEE IT. (SCOFFS) I STILL DON'T SEE IT.
96 00:05:17,985 00:05:20,320 I THINK THEY MEAN IN THE WOODS. I THINK THEY MEAN IN THE WOODS.
97 00:05:20,361 00:05:22,614 I'LL GO. I'M GOOD AT FINDING FOOD. I'LL GO. I'M GOOD AT FINDING FOOD.
98 00:05:22,656 00:05:26,367 WELL, AT LEAST THIS WILL BE A GOOD WEEK FOR MY DIET. WELL, AT LEAST THIS WILL BE A GOOD WEEK FOR MY DIET.
99 00:05:26,409 00:05:28,078 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE, DO YOU? YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE, DO YOU?
100 00:05:28,120 00:05:29,412 YES. YES.
101 00:05:29,454 00:05:31,665 OKAY, NO. BUT IT'S SO NOT MY FAULT. OKAY, NO. BUT IT'S SO NOT MY FAULT.
102 00:05:31,706 00:05:34,501 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT ALL TREES LOOK THE SAME? HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT ALL TREES LOOK THE SAME?
103 00:05:34,542 00:05:37,796 OOH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO YOU. OOH, I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO YOU.
104 00:05:37,838 00:05:40,882 WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I'M SMART ENOUGH TO FIND THEM? WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I'M SMART ENOUGH TO FIND THEM?
105 00:05:40,924 00:05:44,594 WELL, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY THE BEST WITH, LIKE, DIRECTIONS. WELL, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY THE BEST WITH, LIKE, DIRECTIONS.
106 00:05:44,636 00:05:46,345 YUH-HUH, I AM. YUH-HUH, I AM.
107 00:05:46,387 00:05:48,140 NUH-UH. NUH-UH.
108 00:05:48,182 00:05:52,936 APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE WE'RE L-O-S-T, LOST! APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE WE'RE L-O-S-T, LOST!
109 00:05:55,105 00:05:58,775 I AM SO HUNGRY. I AM SO HUNGRY.
110 00:05:58,817 00:06:02,279 (GROANS) I THINK MY STOMACH ATE MY STOMACH. (GROANS) I THINK MY STOMACH ATE MY STOMACH.
111 00:06:02,321 00:06:05,740 YO! WHO ORDERED THE PEPPERONI...EXTRA CHEESE? YO! WHO ORDERED THE PEPPERONI...EXTRA CHEESE?
112 00:06:05,782 00:06:08,367 IT'S FOR THE CAMERA CREW, OVER HERE. IT'S FOR THE CAMERA CREW, OVER HERE.
113 00:06:08,409 00:06:10,120 NO WAY. NO WAY.
114 00:06:10,162 00:06:13,540 I AM MAN! I BRING FISH! I AM MAN! I BRING FISH!
115 00:06:13,581 00:06:15,167 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
116 00:06:15,209 00:06:17,044 TRENT: AW, MAN, YOU'RE AWESOME. TRENT: AW, MAN, YOU'RE AWESOME.
117 00:06:17,085 00:06:18,586 OH, I LOVE FISH! I LOVE FISH! OH, I LOVE FISH! I LOVE FISH!
118 00:06:18,628 00:06:20,005 (GASPS) (GASPS)
119 00:06:20,047 00:06:23,091 I--I GUESS WE SHOULD COOK IT FIRST, HUH? I--I GUESS WE SHOULD COOK IT FIRST, HUH?
120 00:06:23,133 00:06:25,093 HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FISH? HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FISH?
121 00:06:25,135 00:06:27,137 MY GRANDPA TAUGHT ME. MY GRANDPA TAUGHT ME.
122 00:06:27,179 00:06:29,681 I CAUGHT A SHARK ONCE. IT BIT ME IN THE BUTT. I CAUGHT A SHARK ONCE. IT BIT ME IN THE BUTT.
123 00:06:29,723 00:06:31,558 CHECK IT OUT! CHECK IT OUT!
124 00:06:31,599 00:06:32,851 OH, MY EYES! MY EYES! OH, MY EYES! MY EYES!
125 00:06:32,893 00:06:35,062 THAT IS SO AWESOME! THAT IS SO AWESOME!
126 00:06:35,103 00:06:36,980 SADIE: WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. SADIE: WELL, AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.
127 00:06:37,022 00:06:39,524 YOU--YOU... HAVE TO WALK, GIRL. YOU--YOU... HAVE TO WALK, GIRL.
128 00:06:39,566 00:06:41,151 NOW WHO'S SMARTER? NOW WHO'S SMARTER?
129 00:06:41,193 00:06:43,486 SADIE: TRIP TO THE BEACH LAST YEAR, RING A BELL? SADIE: TRIP TO THE BEACH LAST YEAR, RING A BELL?
130 00:06:43,528 00:06:45,739 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BRINGING THAT UP. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE BRINGING THAT UP.
131 00:06:45,780 00:06:48,575 I DID HAVE A TOTALLY FETCH BIKINI ON THAT DAY, THOUGH. I DID HAVE A TOTALLY FETCH BIKINI ON THAT DAY, THOUGH.
132 00:06:48,616 00:06:51,745 YOU DROVE MY MOM'S CAR INTO A SNACK SHACK. YOU DROVE MY MOM'S CAR INTO A SNACK SHACK.
133 00:06:51,786 00:06:54,081 IT WAS TOTALLY IN MY BLIND SPOT. IT WAS TOTALLY IN MY BLIND SPOT.
134 00:06:54,122 00:06:55,540 WHATEVER, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, WHATEVER, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
135 00:06:55,582 00:06:57,876 YOU'D BE RIDING THE BUS TO THE MALL. YOU'D BE RIDING THE BUS TO THE MALL.
136 00:06:57,918 00:07:01,338 WELL, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIND WELL, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIND
137 00:07:01,380 00:07:02,923 YOUR WAY TO THE MALL! YOUR WAY TO THE MALL!
138 00:07:02,964 00:07:06,593 OH, I KNOW MY WAY TO THE MALL! OH, I KNOW MY WAY TO THE MALL!
139 00:07:06,634 00:07:08,427 SADIE: YOU LEAN ON ME. SADIE: YOU LEAN ON ME.
140 00:07:08,469 00:07:09,721 IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
141 00:07:09,763 00:07:10,805 YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THIS SHOW. YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THIS SHOW.
142 00:07:10,847 00:07:12,349 KATIE: (GASPS) KATIE: (GASPS)
143 00:07:12,391 00:07:14,351 YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU. YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU.
144 00:07:14,393 00:07:15,810 (SADIE GASPS) (SADIE GASPS)
145 00:07:15,852 00:07:17,437 I KNEW YOU THOUGHT THAT! I KNEW YOU THOUGHT THAT!
146 00:07:17,478 00:07:20,481 IT'S TRUE. EVERYBODY THINKS SO. IT'S TRUE. EVERYBODY THINKS SO.
147 00:07:20,523 00:07:22,359 SADIE'S, LIKE, THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW. SADIE'S, LIKE, THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW.
148 00:07:22,401 00:07:24,236 AH! WELL, YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW. AH! WELL, YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW.
149 00:07:24,278 00:07:26,571 WE ARE REALLY PRETTY, AREN'T WE? WE ARE REALLY PRETTY, AREN'T WE?
150 00:07:26,613 00:07:27,989 DON'T YOU LOVE THAT WE CAN SAY THAT TO EACH OTHER DON'T YOU LOVE THAT WE CAN SAY THAT TO EACH OTHER
151 00:07:28,031 00:07:29,449 AND NOT SOUND TOTALLY CONCEITED? AND NOT SOUND TOTALLY CONCEITED?
152 00:07:29,490 00:07:31,534 I LOVE THAT ABOUT US. I LOVE THAT ABOUT US.
153 00:07:31,576 00:07:32,827 (GASPS) ME TOO! (GASPS) ME TOO!
154 00:07:32,869 00:07:34,413 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
155 00:07:34,454 00:07:36,123 WHEN WE GET BACK TO CAMP, WE ARE SO SPLITTING UP AS WHEN WE GET BACK TO CAMP, WE ARE SO SPLITTING UP AS
156 00:07:36,164 00:07:37,624 B.F.F.F.L.S! B.F.F.F.L.S!
157 00:07:37,665 00:07:38,959 FINE! FINE!
158 00:07:39,000 00:07:40,252 SADIE: DOUBLE FINE! SADIE: DOUBLE FINE!
159 00:07:42,963 00:07:45,465 WOW, YOU PITCH A TENT LIKE A GUY. WOW, YOU PITCH A TENT LIKE A GUY.
160 00:07:47,342 00:07:49,094 (CRICKETS CHIRP) (CRICKETS CHIRP)
161 00:07:49,136 00:07:51,596 WOW, YOU PITCH A TENT LIKE A GUY? WOW, YOU PITCH A TENT LIKE A GUY?
162 00:07:51,638 00:07:54,391 (FLY BUZZES) (FLY BUZZES)
163 00:07:54,433 00:07:58,519 I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT ALL GIRLY ABOUT GETTING DIRTY AND STUFF. I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT ALL GIRLY ABOUT GETTING DIRTY AND STUFF.
164 00:07:58,561 00:08:00,981 GEE. THANKS. GEE. THANKS.
165 00:08:01,022 00:08:03,858 WHAT'S FOR DINNER, WOMAN? I'M STARVING. WHAT'S FOR DINNER, WOMAN? I'M STARVING.
166 00:08:03,900 00:08:07,404 I HOPE YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE. I HOPE YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO DIGNIFY THAT WITH A RESPONSE.
167 00:08:07,446 00:08:10,490 GEOFF: HEY, GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND! GEOFF: HEY, GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
168 00:08:10,531 00:08:12,492 (COUGHS) (COUGHS)
169 00:08:12,533 00:08:15,078 WELL, I NEVER HAD RABBIT STEW BEFORE, WELL, I NEVER HAD RABBIT STEW BEFORE,
170 00:08:15,120 00:08:16,913 BUT WHAT THE HECK, I'M GAME. BUT WHAT THE HECK, I'M GAME.
171 00:08:16,955 00:08:19,499 (SIGHS) THIS IS MY NEW PET. (SIGHS) THIS IS MY NEW PET.
172 00:08:19,540 00:08:21,042 I'M CALLING HIM "BUNNY." I'M CALLING HIM "BUNNY."
173 00:08:21,084 00:08:24,004 YOU COULDN'T FIND ANY FOOD? YOU COULDN'T FIND ANY FOOD?
174 00:08:24,045 00:08:27,090 THEN IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE EATING GRUBS AND BERRIES FOR DINNER. THEN IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE EATING GRUBS AND BERRIES FOR DINNER.
175 00:08:27,132 00:08:29,801 HAS ANYONE SEEN TWEEDLE-DUM AND TWEEDLE-IDIOT? HAS ANYONE SEEN TWEEDLE-DUM AND TWEEDLE-IDIOT?
176 00:08:31,594 00:08:33,930 SADIE: KATIE, LOOK, A TREE WITH A FORK IN IT. SADIE: KATIE, LOOK, A TREE WITH A FORK IN IT.
177 00:08:33,972 00:08:35,682 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
178 00:08:35,723 00:08:37,517 NO. IT'S NOT GOOD. NO. IT'S NOT GOOD.
179 00:08:37,558 00:08:40,437 IT'S THE SAME TREE WE SAW 2 HOURS AGO. IT'S THE SAME TREE WE SAW 2 HOURS AGO.
180 00:08:40,479 00:08:43,773 WE JUST WALKED IN A GIGANTIC CIRCLE. WE JUST WALKED IN A GIGANTIC CIRCLE.
181 00:08:43,815 00:08:46,401 (OWL HOOTING) (OWL HOOTING)
182 00:08:46,443 00:08:50,613 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
183 00:08:50,655 00:08:52,699 WE'LL BE SAFE HERE UNTIL MORNING. WE'LL BE SAFE HERE UNTIL MORNING.
184 00:08:52,740 00:08:53,783 (BAT SCREECHING) (BAT SCREECHING)
185 00:08:53,825 00:08:55,285 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
186 00:08:58,997 00:09:01,082 WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE. WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE.
187 00:09:01,124 00:09:04,294 WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE. WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE.
188 00:09:04,336 00:09:07,714 OKAY, FIRE'S HOT, FISH ARE GRILLING, OKAY, FIRE'S HOT, FISH ARE GRILLING,
189 00:09:07,755 00:09:09,549 TENT IS TENTING. TENT IS TENTING.
190 00:09:09,590 00:09:12,427 NICE GOING, MAN, FISH LOOKS AWESOME. NICE GOING, MAN, FISH LOOKS AWESOME.
191 00:09:12,469 00:09:15,972 THANKS, MAN. I OWE IT ALL TO GRANDPA. THANKS, MAN. I OWE IT ALL TO GRANDPA.
192 00:09:16,014 00:09:18,641 SO YOU AND YOUR GRANDPA REALLY FOUGHT A BEAR ONCE? SO YOU AND YOUR GRANDPA REALLY FOUGHT A BEAR ONCE?
193 00:09:18,683 00:09:20,352 HECK, YES. HECK, YES.
194 00:09:20,394 00:09:23,522 IT WAS THE SCARIEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. IT WAS THE SCARIEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
195 00:09:23,563 00:09:26,358 (GASPS) (GASPS)
196 00:09:26,400 00:09:30,070 WE WERE OUT IN THE WOODS WHEN WE CAME UPON THE GREAT BEAST. WE WERE OUT IN THE WOODS WHEN WE CAME UPON THE GREAT BEAST.
197 00:09:30,111 00:09:33,281 I TELL YOU, HE WAS 10 FEET HIGH IF HE WAS A FOOT! I TELL YOU, HE WAS 10 FEET HIGH IF HE WAS A FOOT!
198 00:09:33,323 00:09:35,783 AND THEN HE ROARED HIS TERRIBLE ROAR! AND THEN HE ROARED HIS TERRIBLE ROAR!
199 00:09:35,825 00:09:38,537 (OWEN ROARS) (OWEN ROARS)
200 00:09:38,578 00:09:40,372 WE GRABBED OUR SHOTGUN. WE GRABBED OUR SHOTGUN.
201 00:09:40,414 00:09:42,874 WE KNEW IT WAS EITHER HIM OR US. WE KNEW IT WAS EITHER HIM OR US.
202 00:09:42,916 00:09:46,127 IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL, JUST THE LAW OF THE WILD. IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL, JUST THE LAW OF THE WILD.
203 00:09:46,169 00:09:48,380 AND THEN, BAM! AND THEN, BAM!
204 00:09:48,422 00:09:51,883 ONE SHOT WAS ALL IT TOOK TO FELL THE GREAT BEAST. ONE SHOT WAS ALL IT TOOK TO FELL THE GREAT BEAST.
205 00:09:51,925 00:09:55,803 WE TOOK HIS BLOOD AND MARKED OURSELVES TO HONOR HIM. WE TOOK HIS BLOOD AND MARKED OURSELVES TO HONOR HIM.
206 00:09:55,845 00:09:57,680 IT WAS A GOOD DEATH. IT WAS A GOOD DEATH.
207 00:09:57,722 00:09:58,890 COURTNEY: YEAH, RIGHT. COURTNEY: YEAH, RIGHT.
208 00:09:58,932 00:10:01,893 THERE'S NO WAY YOU TOOK DOWN A 10-FOOT BEAR. THERE'S NO WAY YOU TOOK DOWN A 10-FOOT BEAR.
209 00:10:01,935 00:10:04,479 HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN CRAZY GIRL? HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN CRAZY GIRL?
210 00:10:04,521 00:10:06,523 I THINK SHE HAD TO PEE. I THINK SHE HAD TO PEE.
211 00:10:06,565 00:10:07,732 THAT WAS OVER AN HOUR AGO. THAT WAS OVER AN HOUR AGO.
212 00:10:07,774 00:10:09,526 IZZY! IZZY!
213 00:10:09,568 00:10:11,027 IZZY! IZZY!
214 00:10:11,069 00:10:13,447 IZZY THE GOPHER, WHERE ARE YOU?! IZZY THE GOPHER, WHERE ARE YOU?!
215 00:10:13,488 00:10:15,407 (RUSTLING) (RUSTLING)
216 00:10:15,449 00:10:16,991 (LAUGHS) GOOD. (LAUGHS) GOOD.
217 00:10:17,033 00:10:19,119 I THOUGHT WE LOST YOU THERE FOR A MINUTE, MAN. I THOUGHT WE LOST YOU THERE FOR A MINUTE, MAN.
218 00:10:19,160 00:10:20,120 (BEAR GROWLS) (BEAR GROWLS)
219 00:10:20,161 00:10:23,540 GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA! GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA!
220 00:10:23,582 00:10:25,041 AAH! AAH!
221 00:10:25,083 00:10:27,461 WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
222 00:10:27,502 00:10:30,505 WE'RE GONNA GET EATEN ALIVE BY A BEAR! WE'RE GONNA GET EATEN ALIVE BY A BEAR!
223 00:10:30,547 00:10:32,549 OH, THE HORROR! OH, THE HORROR!
224 00:10:32,591 00:10:36,719 SOMEBODY HELP US. I WANT MY MOMMY! SOMEBODY HELP US. I WANT MY MOMMY!
225 00:10:36,761 00:10:38,805 (BEAR GROWLS) (BEAR GROWLS)
226 00:10:38,846 00:10:41,391 THE TREES! CLIMB INTO THE TREES! THE TREES! CLIMB INTO THE TREES!
227 00:10:41,433 00:10:42,934 (OWL HOOTS) (OWL HOOTS)
228 00:10:42,976 00:10:44,811 (BRIDGETTE GASPS) (BRIDGETTE GASPS)
229 00:10:44,852 00:10:46,480 BE COOL, IT'S JUST AN OWL. BE COOL, IT'S JUST AN OWL.
230 00:10:46,521 00:10:47,772 SORRY. SORRY.
231 00:10:47,814 00:10:50,775 I JUST GET REALLY FREAKED OUT IN THE FOREST. I JUST GET REALLY FREAKED OUT IN THE FOREST.
232 00:10:50,817 00:10:53,945 THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS REALLY SCARY STORY I HEARD ONCE. THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS REALLY SCARY STORY I HEARD ONCE.
233 00:10:53,987 00:10:56,364 AWESOME. TELL IT, MAN. AWESOME. TELL IT, MAN.
234 00:10:56,406 00:10:57,782 ARE YOU SURE? ARE YOU SURE?
235 00:10:57,824 00:11:00,452 BECAUSE THE STORY I'M THINKING OF IS PRETTY HARD-CORE. BECAUSE THE STORY I'M THINKING OF IS PRETTY HARD-CORE.
236 00:11:00,494 00:11:03,413 (SARCASTICALLY) OOH! WE'RE SO SCARED. (SARCASTICALLY) OOH! WE'RE SO SCARED.
237 00:11:03,455 00:11:05,790 ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
238 00:11:05,832 00:11:09,710 ONE NIGHT, A LOT LIKE THIS ONE. ONE NIGHT, A LOT LIKE THIS ONE.
239 00:11:09,752 00:11:12,464 SO SUDDENLY, THEY-- THEY HEARD THIS TAP, TAP, SO SUDDENLY, THEY-- THEY HEARD THIS TAP, TAP,
240 00:11:12,506 00:11:14,882 TAPPING ON THE SIDE OF THE CAR. TAPPING ON THE SIDE OF THE CAR.
241 00:11:14,924 00:11:16,593 THE GIRLS STARTED TO FREAK OUT, AND BY THIS TIME, THE GIRLS STARTED TO FREAK OUT, AND BY THIS TIME,
242 00:11:16,635 00:11:19,179 EVEN THE GUY WAS GETTING A BIT SCARED. EVEN THE GUY WAS GETTING A BIT SCARED.
243 00:11:19,220 00:11:20,888 SO HE TURNED THE CAR ON, AND HE STEPPED ON IT. SO HE TURNED THE CAR ON, AND HE STEPPED ON IT.
244 00:11:20,930 00:11:23,224 WHEN THEY GOT BACK TO THE GIRL'S HOUSE, WHEN THEY GOT BACK TO THE GIRL'S HOUSE,
245 00:11:23,266 00:11:26,936 SHE OPENED THE DOOR AND SCREAMED, BECAUSE THERE, SHE OPENED THE DOOR AND SCREAMED, BECAUSE THERE,
246 00:11:26,978 00:11:32,609 HANGING FROM THE DOOR HANDLE... WAS THE BLOODY HOOK! HANGING FROM THE DOOR HANDLE... WAS THE BLOODY HOOK!
247 00:11:32,651 00:11:35,736 THEY SAY THAT THIS KILLER IS STILL ALIVE, THEY SAY THAT THIS KILLER IS STILL ALIVE,
248 00:11:35,778 00:11:38,448 WANDERING THESE VERY WOODS. WANDERING THESE VERY WOODS.
249 00:11:38,490 00:11:40,867 HE COULD BE JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE, REALLY. HE COULD BE JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE, REALLY.
250 00:11:40,908 00:11:43,286 MAYBE EVEN RIGHT HERE! MAYBE EVEN RIGHT HERE!
251 00:11:43,328 00:11:46,373 ALL: (SCREAMING) ALL: (SCREAMING)
252 00:11:46,414 00:11:49,959 (EVIL CACKLING) (EVIL CACKLING)
253 00:11:50,001 00:11:51,044 COURTNEY: DUNCAN! COURTNEY: DUNCAN!
254 00:11:51,085 00:11:53,547 THAT WAS SO NOT FUNNY! THAT WAS SO NOT FUNNY!
255 00:11:53,588 00:11:55,256 OH, YES, IT WAS. OH, YES, IT WAS.
256 00:11:55,298 00:11:57,884 I JUST WISH IT WAS ALL ON CAMERA. I JUST WISH IT WAS ALL ON CAMERA.
257 00:11:57,925 00:12:00,261 OH, WAIT, IT IS. OH, WAIT, IT IS.
258 00:12:00,303 00:12:02,180 YOU ARE SO VILE. YOU ARE SO VILE.
259 00:12:02,222 00:12:04,140 DO YOUR PARENTS EVEN LIKE YOU? DO YOUR PARENTS EVEN LIKE YOU?
260 00:12:04,182 00:12:05,933 I DON'T KNOW, JUMPY MCCHICKEN. I DON'T KNOW, JUMPY MCCHICKEN.
261 00:12:05,975 00:12:07,060 I HAVEN'T ASKED THEM LATELY. I HAVEN'T ASKED THEM LATELY.
262 00:12:07,101 00:12:08,102 (HOWLING) (HOWLING)
263 00:12:08,144 00:12:09,229 (COURTNEY GASPS) (COURTNEY GASPS)
264 00:12:12,731 00:12:13,941 (GROWLS) SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? (GROWLS) SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
265 00:12:15,235 00:12:16,819 DON'T LOOK AT ME. DON'T LOOK AT ME.
266 00:12:16,861 00:12:19,322 IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO CLIMB THE TREES. IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO CLIMB THE TREES.
267 00:12:19,364 00:12:22,033 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE BEAR-HUNTING EXPERT? WELL, WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE BEAR-HUNTING EXPERT?
268 00:12:22,075 00:12:23,951 HEY, OWEN, WHAT NOW? HEY, OWEN, WHAT NOW?
269 00:12:23,993 00:12:25,704 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
270 00:12:25,744 00:12:27,997 DUDE, YOU SAID YOU KILLED A BEAR. DUDE, YOU SAID YOU KILLED A BEAR.
271 00:12:28,039 00:12:30,833 I WAS BEING THEATRICAL. I WAS BEING THEATRICAL.
272 00:12:30,875 00:12:32,419 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
273 00:12:32,460 00:12:34,254 IF YOU HADN'T BEEN GROWLING LIKE THAT, IF YOU HADN'T BEEN GROWLING LIKE THAT,
274 00:12:34,295 00:12:36,590 WE NEVER WOULD'VE ATTRACTED HIM TO OUR SITE. WE NEVER WOULD'VE ATTRACTED HIM TO OUR SITE.
275 00:12:36,631 00:12:38,508 EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING! EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING!
276 00:12:38,550 00:12:42,429 (CRYING) (CRYING)
277 00:12:42,470 00:12:45,223 HEY, HEY, HEY, EASE UP ON THE GUY. HEY, HEY, HEY, EASE UP ON THE GUY.
278 00:12:45,265 00:12:46,849 HE DID BRING US ALL THAT FISH. HE DID BRING US ALL THAT FISH.
279 00:12:46,891 00:12:48,017 (SNIFFS, GROWLS) (SNIFFS, GROWLS)
280 00:12:48,059 00:12:50,811 HEY! LAY OFF OUR FISH! HEY! LAY OFF OUR FISH!
281 00:12:50,853 00:12:53,690 IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY EATEN, IZZY. IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY EATEN, IZZY.
282 00:12:53,732 00:12:56,568 THEN IT SHOULDN'T BE HUNGRY ANYMORE. THEN IT SHOULDN'T BE HUNGRY ANYMORE.
283 00:12:56,610 00:12:59,153 WHAT? THIS IS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. WHAT? THIS IS SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
284 00:12:59,195 00:13:02,699 SHE SHOULD'VE JUST PEED IN HER PANTS, LIKE CODY. SHE SHOULD'VE JUST PEED IN HER PANTS, LIKE CODY.
285 00:13:02,741 00:13:04,783 (WOOD CREAKING) (WOOD CREAKING)
286 00:13:04,825 00:13:05,910 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
287 00:13:07,746 00:13:09,289 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
288 00:13:09,330 00:13:10,331 (ALL GASP) (ALL GASP)
289 00:13:10,373 00:13:12,791 DEAR, ABBY, SHE'S GOING TO DIE! DEAR, ABBY, SHE'S GOING TO DIE!
290 00:13:12,833 00:13:16,421 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
291 00:13:16,463 00:13:19,798 UH, NICE BEAR. AAH! UH, NICE BEAR. AAH!
292 00:13:19,840 00:13:21,635 SOMEBODY HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP ME!
293 00:13:21,676 00:13:23,428 RUN! LESHAWNA, GET OUT! RUN! LESHAWNA, GET OUT!
294 00:13:23,470 00:13:25,930 (CHUCKLES) HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? (CHUCKLES) HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
295 00:13:28,683 00:13:31,686 UH, DID THAT BEAR JUST ASK ME A QUESTION? UH, DID THAT BEAR JUST ASK ME A QUESTION?
296 00:13:31,728 00:13:32,811 (GASP) (GASP)
297 00:13:35,482 00:13:38,526 OH, MY GOODNESS! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! OH, MY GOODNESS! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!
298 00:13:38,568 00:13:42,238 OKAY, I'M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. OKAY, I'M SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.
299 00:13:42,280 00:13:44,407 WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF WEIRDO? WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF WEIRDO?
300 00:13:44,449 00:13:46,785 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY. (LAUGHS) I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY. (LAUGHS)
301 00:13:46,825 00:13:50,288 OKAY, OKAY, THAT WAS SO FUNNY. LIKE, "OH, IT'S A BEAR! OKAY, OKAY, THAT WAS SO FUNNY. LIKE, "OH, IT'S A BEAR!
302 00:13:50,330 00:13:52,457 OH, NO, AND, LIKE, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE NOW! OH, NO, AND, LIKE, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE NOW!
303 00:13:52,499 00:13:54,167 HELP! HELP!" (LAUGHS) AND I'M LIKE, "RRR! HELP! HELP!" (LAUGHS) AND I'M LIKE, "RRR!
304 00:13:55,918 00:13:57,671 I'M GONNA EAT YOU," LIKE I COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT. I'M GONNA EAT YOU," LIKE I COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT.
305 00:13:57,712 00:14:00,799 THERE'S NO WAY, OKAY? (LAUGHS) THERE'S NO WAY, OKAY? (LAUGHS)
306 00:14:00,839 00:14:05,428 (HOWLING) (HOWLING)
307 00:14:05,470 00:14:07,263 WHAT'S WRONG? GOT TO GO PEE? WHAT'S WRONG? GOT TO GO PEE?
308 00:14:07,305 00:14:10,266 LIKE CRAZY, BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO LEAVE THE TENT. LIKE CRAZY, BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO LEAVE THE TENT.
309 00:14:10,308 00:14:11,392 YEAH, ME TOO. YEAH, ME TOO.
310 00:14:15,814 00:14:16,939 (GASPS) (GASPS)
311 00:14:21,736 00:14:23,780 (ALL GASP) (ALL GASP)
312 00:14:35,291 00:14:37,877 ROCKIN' THE FISH STICKS! NICE. ROCKIN' THE FISH STICKS! NICE.
313 00:14:37,918 00:14:39,546 (RUSTLING) (RUSTLING)
314 00:14:39,587 00:14:42,757 (BEAR GROWLS) (BEAR GROWLS)
315 00:14:42,799 00:14:45,926 WOW. (LAUGHS) THAT COSTUME IS REALLY GOOD. WOW. (LAUGHS) THAT COSTUME IS REALLY GOOD.
316 00:14:45,968 00:14:47,261 I MEAN, I THOUGHT MINE WAS GOOD I MEAN, I THOUGHT MINE WAS GOOD
317 00:14:47,303 00:14:48,971 BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE REALLY GOOD. BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE REALLY GOOD.
318 00:14:49,013 00:14:51,140 IT'S PROBABLY CHRIS TRYING TO MESS WITH US. IT'S PROBABLY CHRIS TRYING TO MESS WITH US.
319 00:14:51,182 00:14:53,059 YEAH, NICE TRY, MAN. YEAH, NICE TRY, MAN.
320 00:14:53,100 00:14:55,102 WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT A BEAR, DUDE. WE KNOW YOU'RE NOT A BEAR, DUDE.
321 00:14:55,144 00:14:57,146 (GROWLS) UH, I DON'T KNOW, OWEN. (GROWLS) UH, I DON'T KNOW, OWEN.
322 00:14:59,232 00:15:00,692 THIS ONE LOOKS KIND OF REAL. THIS ONE LOOKS KIND OF REAL.
323 00:15:00,734 00:15:03,778 CHRIS DID SAY THERE WERE BEARS. CHRIS DID SAY THERE WERE BEARS.
324 00:15:03,820 00:15:06,947 (LAUGHS) OH, COME ON, GUYS. (LAUGHS) OH, COME ON, GUYS.
325 00:15:06,989 00:15:09,743 THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SEE IF THEY CAN PUNK US TWICE. THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SEE IF THEY CAN PUNK US TWICE.
326 00:15:09,784 00:15:11,952 THIS IS NOT A REAL BEAR. THIS IS NOT A REAL BEAR.
327 00:15:11,994 00:15:13,621 AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU. AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU.
328 00:15:15,790 00:15:19,919 WOW. THAT DOES LOOK KIND OF REAL. WOW. THAT DOES LOOK KIND OF REAL.
329 00:15:19,960 00:15:21,421 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
330 00:15:23,757 00:15:26,509 YEAH. THAT'S A REAL BEAR. YEAH. THAT'S A REAL BEAR.
331 00:15:29,470 00:15:31,138 AAH! AAH!
332 00:15:31,180 00:15:33,349 (ALL SCREAM) (ALL SCREAM)
333 00:15:33,391 00:15:34,684 GREAT. GREAT.
334 00:15:34,726 00:15:37,270 THAT'S JUST GREAT, BRIDGETTE. THAT'S JUST GREAT, BRIDGETTE.
335 00:15:37,311 00:15:39,814 NOW WE HAVE NOWHERE TO SLEEP! NOW WE HAVE NOWHERE TO SLEEP!
336 00:15:39,856 00:15:42,233 YO, DRAMA QUEEN, RELAX. YO, DRAMA QUEEN, RELAX.
337 00:15:42,275 00:15:44,235 -IT'S COOL. -COOL? -IT'S COOL. -COOL?
338 00:15:44,277 00:15:46,362 IT'S COOL? IT'S COOL?
339 00:15:46,404 00:15:48,448 THINGS COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET WORSE! THINGS COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET WORSE!
340 00:15:53,286 00:15:54,454 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
341 00:16:11,596 00:16:13,932 WELL, I THINK IT'S SAFE, GUYS. WELL, I THINK IT'S SAFE, GUYS.
342 00:16:13,973 00:16:15,683 THE BEAR'S GONE. THE BEAR'S GONE.
343 00:16:15,725 00:16:18,269 AND...THE MAP. AND...THE MAP.
344 00:16:18,311 00:16:20,563 HEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW RACCOONS SLEEP IN TREES, HEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW RACCOONS SLEEP IN TREES,
345 00:16:20,605 00:16:22,774 BECAUSE I'M SO STIFF. BECAUSE I'M SO STIFF.
346 00:16:22,816 00:16:25,276 THEY MUST BE REALLY LIMBER. THEY MUST BE REALLY LIMBER.
347 00:16:25,318 00:16:26,778 YOU KNOW WHAT, CRAZY GIRL? YOU KNOW WHAT, CRAZY GIRL?
348 00:16:26,820 00:16:28,696 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU
349 00:16:28,738 00:16:30,782 OR THE BEAR HUNTER HERE. OR THE BEAR HUNTER HERE.
350 00:16:30,824 00:16:33,576 IF YOU TWO HADN'T BEEN ACTING LIKE BEAR BAIT ALL NIGHT, IF YOU TWO HADN'T BEEN ACTING LIKE BEAR BAIT ALL NIGHT,
351 00:16:33,618 00:16:35,703 WE COULD HAVE ACTUALLY SLEPT IN OUR TENT. WE COULD HAVE ACTUALLY SLEPT IN OUR TENT.
352 00:16:35,745 00:16:36,746 (BIRD CHIRPS) (BIRD CHIRPS)
353 00:16:36,788 00:16:37,956 ALL: SHUT UP! ALL: SHUT UP!
354 00:16:39,248 00:16:42,710 (GROANS) IS IT MORNING YET? (GROANS) IS IT MORNING YET?
355 00:16:42,752 00:16:47,131 I THINK THAT WAS THE WORSE NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. I THINK THAT WAS THE WORSE NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.
356 00:16:47,173 00:16:49,175 IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE NIGHT I WENT OUT WITH THAT GUY IT WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE NIGHT I WENT OUT WITH THAT GUY
357 00:16:49,216 00:16:50,677 WITH THE MANKY BAD BREATH, WITH THE MANKY BAD BREATH,
358 00:16:50,718 00:16:53,513 'CAUSE HE ATE THOSE SAUSAGES AT THAT PLACE. 'CAUSE HE ATE THOSE SAUSAGES AT THAT PLACE.
359 00:16:53,554 00:16:54,722 WHAT? WHAT?
360 00:16:56,015 00:16:57,141 (GROWLS) (BOTH SCREAM) (GROWLS) (BOTH SCREAM)
361 00:17:03,523 00:17:05,107 (COURTNEY SIGHS) (COURTNEY SIGHS)
362 00:17:05,149 00:17:06,150 MORNING, SUNSHINE. MORNING, SUNSHINE.
363 00:17:06,192 00:17:07,819 OH, MY GOSH! OH, MY GOSH!
364 00:17:07,861 00:17:09,153 EW! EW!
365 00:17:09,195 00:17:11,405 YOU WERE CUDDLING ME. YOU WERE CUDDLING ME.
366 00:17:11,447 00:17:15,075 I WAS CALMLY LYING ON MY BACK AND TRYING TO CATCH A FEW Z'S. I WAS CALMLY LYING ON MY BACK AND TRYING TO CATCH A FEW Z'S.
367 00:17:15,117 00:17:17,244 YOU WERE SNUGGLING UP TO ME. YOU WERE SNUGGLING UP TO ME.
368 00:17:17,286 00:17:18,830 YOU ARE SUCH AN OGRE. YOU ARE SUCH AN OGRE.
369 00:17:18,872 00:17:20,206 I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE. I'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE.
370 00:17:20,247 00:17:21,791 UGH! UGH!
371 00:17:21,833 00:17:23,751 OKAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY FOR THE RECORD THAT OKAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY FOR THE RECORD THAT
372 00:17:23,793 00:17:26,212 I WAS TOTALLY ASLEEP AND THEREFORE UNCONSCIOUS I WAS TOTALLY ASLEEP AND THEREFORE UNCONSCIOUS
373 00:17:26,253 00:17:27,922 AT THE TIME OF THE "ALLEGED CUDDLING" AT THE TIME OF THE "ALLEGED CUDDLING"
374 00:17:27,964 00:17:29,590 WITH SAID NEANDERTHAL. WITH SAID NEANDERTHAL.
375 00:17:29,632 00:17:31,885 SO ESSENTIALLY, IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED. SO ESSENTIALLY, IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED.
376 00:17:37,515 00:17:40,142 WE'RE THE FIRST ONES BACK! WE'RE THE FIRST ONES BACK!
377 00:17:40,184 00:17:42,436 OH, NO! THEY BEAT US HERE. OH, NO! THEY BEAT US HERE.
378 00:17:42,478 00:17:45,857 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
379 00:17:45,899 00:17:49,777 AH-AH-AH, NOT SO FAST, GOPHERINOS. AH-AH-AH, NOT SO FAST, GOPHERINOS.
380 00:17:49,819 00:17:53,698 IT SEEMS THAT THE KILLER BASS ARE MISSING A FEW FISH. IT SEEMS THAT THE KILLER BASS ARE MISSING A FEW FISH.
381 00:17:53,740 00:17:55,825 OH, YOU MEAN, KATIE AND SADIE? OH, YOU MEAN, KATIE AND SADIE?
382 00:17:55,867 00:17:57,869 I'M PRETTY SURE THEY GOT EATEN BY WOLVES LAST NIGHT. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY GOT EATEN BY WOLVES LAST NIGHT.
383 00:17:57,911 00:17:59,495 DARN SHAME. DARN SHAME.
384 00:17:59,537 00:18:00,663 (KATIE AND SADIE PANTING) (KATIE AND SADIE PANTING)
385 00:18:00,705 00:18:01,789 WE MADE IT. WE MADE IT.
386 00:18:01,831 00:18:03,416 WE'RE SAFE! WE'RE SAFE!
387 00:18:03,457 00:18:05,919 OH, MY GOSH, GUYS, WE GOT TOTALLY LOST OH, MY GOSH, GUYS, WE GOT TOTALLY LOST
388 00:18:05,960 00:18:08,254 AND THEN GOT IN THIS MASSIVE FIGHT. AND THEN GOT IN THIS MASSIVE FIGHT.
389 00:18:08,295 00:18:10,464 AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE BEAR, AND HE WAS ALL, "RAWR! AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE BEAR, AND HE WAS ALL, "RAWR!
390 00:18:10,506 00:18:12,383 YOU'RE IN MY CRIB, SO GET OUT!" YOU'RE IN MY CRIB, SO GET OUT!"
391 00:18:12,425 00:18:15,595 AND WE HAD TO RUN, AND IT WAS, LIKE, SO SCARY. AND WE HAD TO RUN, AND IT WAS, LIKE, SO SCARY.
392 00:18:15,636 00:18:19,557 OH, SADIE, I'M SO SORRY I SAID I WAS PRETTIER THAN YOU. OH, SADIE, I'M SO SORRY I SAID I WAS PRETTIER THAN YOU.
393 00:18:19,599 00:18:22,685 AND I'M SO SORRY I BROUGHT UP THE SNACK SHACK. AND I'M SO SORRY I BROUGHT UP THE SNACK SHACK.
394 00:18:22,727 00:18:24,520 AND I'M SORRY I SAID YOUR BUTT WAS TOO BIG AND I'M SORRY I SAID YOUR BUTT WAS TOO BIG
395 00:18:24,562 00:18:26,022 TO FIT IN THE BUS SEATS. TO FIT IN THE BUS SEATS.
396 00:18:26,064 00:18:27,774 YOU DID? YOU DID?
397 00:18:27,815 00:18:31,485 UMM...WELL, NOT TO YOUR FACE. UMM...WELL, NOT TO YOUR FACE.
398 00:18:31,527 00:18:33,404 OH, WHO CARES? WE'RE SAFE. OH, WHO CARES? WE'RE SAFE.
399 00:18:33,446 00:18:35,448 AND YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, AND I LOVE YOU. AND YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, AND I LOVE YOU.
400 00:18:35,489 00:18:37,241 OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO. OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO.
401 00:18:37,283 00:18:38,451 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
402 00:18:38,492 00:18:40,912 ARE YOU TWO FINISHED YOUR LITTLE LOVE FEST? ARE YOU TWO FINISHED YOUR LITTLE LOVE FEST?
403 00:18:40,954 00:18:42,288 GOOD. GOOD.
404 00:18:42,329 00:18:45,750 BECAUSE THANKS TO YOU, WE JUST LOST THE CHALLENGE! BECAUSE THANKS TO YOU, WE JUST LOST THE CHALLENGE!
405 00:18:45,792 00:18:49,003 ALL RIGHT, KILLER BASS, ONE OF YOUR FISHY BUTTS ALL RIGHT, KILLER BASS, ONE OF YOUR FISHY BUTTS
406 00:18:49,045 00:18:50,838 IS GOING HOME. IS GOING HOME.
407 00:18:50,880 00:18:54,467 GOPHERS, YOU'RE GOING ON AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID TRIP GOPHERS, YOU'RE GOING ON AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID TRIP
408 00:18:54,508 00:18:58,220 TO THE TUCK SHOP! TO THE TUCK SHOP!
409 00:18:58,262 00:18:59,263 (CASH REGISTER RINGS) (CASH REGISTER RINGS)
410 00:18:59,305 00:19:00,473 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
411 00:19:00,514 00:19:01,891 (ALL GASP) (ALL GASP)
412 00:19:11,442 00:19:14,112 OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS SO GOOD! OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS SO GOOD!
413 00:19:14,153 00:19:16,322 I NEVER THOUGHT CHIPS COULD TASTE SO GOOD! I NEVER THOUGHT CHIPS COULD TASTE SO GOOD!
414 00:19:16,363 00:19:18,074 I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
415 00:19:18,116 00:19:19,909 THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY GROSS. THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY GROSS.
416 00:19:19,951 00:19:21,119 AH, THAT'S BETTER. AH, THAT'S BETTER.
417 00:19:21,160 00:19:22,411 WHOO! WHOO!
418 00:19:22,453 00:19:24,747 THE SCREAMING GOPHERS RULE! THE SCREAMING GOPHERS RULE!
419 00:19:24,789 00:19:26,540 HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE CHOCODILES. HEY, GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE CHOCODILES.
420 00:19:34,632 00:19:36,843 CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES. CHRIS: YOU'VE ALL CAST YOUR VOTES.
421 00:19:36,884 00:19:38,845 THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW THE CAMPER WHO DOES NOT RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW
422 00:19:38,886 00:19:41,388 MUST IMMEDIATELY HIT THE DOCK OF SHAME, MUST IMMEDIATELY HIT THE DOCK OF SHAME,
423 00:19:41,430 00:19:44,600 GRAB THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE. GRAB THE BOAT OF LOSERS, AND GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE.
424 00:19:44,642 00:19:47,394 AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK. AND YOU CAN'T COME BACK.
425 00:19:47,436 00:19:49,730 EVER... EVER...
426 00:19:49,772 00:19:53,651 NOW, I CAN SEE YOU'RE ALL TIRED, SO TONIGHT, NOW, I CAN SEE YOU'RE ALL TIRED, SO TONIGHT,
427 00:19:53,693 00:19:55,194 I'LL JUST THROW THEM TO YOU. I'LL JUST THROW THEM TO YOU.
428 00:19:55,235 00:19:56,863 SAVVY? SAVVY?
429 00:19:56,904 00:19:59,532 COURTNEY. COURTNEY.
430 00:19:59,573 00:20:01,367 DUNCAN. DUNCAN.
431 00:20:01,408 00:20:03,285 BRIDGETTE. BRIDGETTE.
432 00:20:03,327 00:20:04,662 D.J. D.J.
433 00:20:04,704 00:20:06,288 HAROLD. HAROLD.
434 00:20:06,330 00:20:07,748 GEOFF. GEOFF.
435 00:20:07,790 00:20:09,333 TYLER. TYLER.
436 00:20:09,375 00:20:11,210 LADIES. LADIES.
437 00:20:11,251 00:20:12,879 THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE EVENING. THIS IS THE FINAL MARSHMALLOW OF THE EVENING.
438 00:20:16,590 00:20:18,134 SADIE. SADIE.
439 00:20:18,176 00:20:19,426 NO! NO!
440 00:20:19,468 00:20:20,511 WHY KATIE? WHY KATIE?
441 00:20:20,553 00:20:22,513 WHY HER? WHY HER?
442 00:20:22,555 00:20:24,015 IT'S SO UNFAIR. IT'S SO UNFAIR.
443 00:20:24,057 00:20:25,933 I SO CAN'T DO THIS! I SO CAN'T DO THIS!
444 00:20:25,975 00:20:28,186 I'VE NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE WITHOUT KATIE. I'VE NEVER BEEN ANYWHERE WITHOUT KATIE.
445 00:20:28,227 00:20:31,772 WE HAVE TO BE TOGETHER OR I'LL TOTALLY DIE! WE HAVE TO BE TOGETHER OR I'LL TOTALLY DIE!
446 00:20:31,814 00:20:34,316 SADIE, LISTEN TO ME. YOU CAN DO THIS. SADIE, LISTEN TO ME. YOU CAN DO THIS.
447 00:20:34,358 00:20:36,485 YOU ARE STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL AND, LIKE, YOU ARE STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL AND, LIKE,
448 00:20:36,527 00:20:38,905 MAYBE EVEN SMARTER THAN ME. MAYBE EVEN SMARTER THAN ME.
449 00:20:38,946 00:20:41,699 AND PLUS, YOU'RE, LIKE, THE FUNNIEST GIRL I KNOW. AND PLUS, YOU'RE, LIKE, THE FUNNIEST GIRL I KNOW.
450 00:20:41,741 00:20:44,118 YOU HAVE TO DO IT FOR BOTH OF US. YOU HAVE TO DO IT FOR BOTH OF US.
451 00:20:45,285 00:20:47,205 (SOBS) (SOBS)
452 00:20:47,246 00:20:50,166 I MISS YOU ALREADY! I MISS YOU ALREADY!
453 00:20:50,208 00:20:51,876 I MISS YOU MORE! I MISS YOU MORE!
454 00:20:51,918 00:20:53,794 NO, I MISS YOU MORE! NO, I MISS YOU MORE!
455 00:20:53,836 00:20:54,879 NO WAY! NO WAY!
456 00:20:54,921 00:20:57,757 I TOTALLY MISS YOU MORE! I TOTALLY MISS YOU MORE!
457 00:20:57,798 00:21:00,093 I MISS YOU INFINITELY MORE! I MISS YOU INFINITELY MORE!
458 00:21:00,134 00:21:01,761 BYE! BYE!
459 00:21:06,515 00:21:08,226 WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?
460 00:21:08,267 00:21:11,353 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY I SCARED YOU. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I'M SORRY I SCARED YOU.
461 00:21:11,395 00:21:13,814 I WAS NOT SCARED. I WAS NOT SCARED.
462 00:21:13,856 00:21:15,608 IT WAS COMPLETELY CIRCUMSTANTIAL. IT WAS COMPLETELY CIRCUMSTANTIAL.
463 00:21:15,649 00:21:18,194 AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HOOK MAN. AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A HOOK MAN.
464 00:21:18,236 00:21:21,155 YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT OR ARE YOU? YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT OR ARE YOU?
465 00:21:21,197 00:21:24,283 (COURTNEY SCREAMS) (COURTNEY SCREAMS)
466 00:21:24,324 00:21:27,620 UGH! I HATE YOU! UGH! I HATE YOU!
467 00:21:27,661 00:21:29,663 SHE SO DOESN'T HATE ME. SHE SO DOESN'T HATE ME.