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1 00:00:01,627 00:00:04,839 CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND CHRIS: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
2 00:00:04,880 00:00:08,049 THE KILLER BASS FINALLY DODGED THEIR PATHETIC LOSING STREAK THE KILLER BASS FINALLY DODGED THEIR PATHETIC LOSING STREAK
3 00:00:08,091 00:00:10,719 AGAINST THE SCREAMING GOPHERS. AGAINST THE SCREAMING GOPHERS.
4 00:00:10,761 00:00:14,139 THERE WERE BRUISES, TEARS, RISKY MOVES, THERE WERE BRUISES, TEARS, RISKY MOVES,
5 00:00:14,181 00:00:17,351 AND DANGEROUS ALLIANCES. AND DANGEROUS ALLIANCES.
6 00:00:17,392 00:00:19,394 AND IN THE END, IT WAS NOAH, THE KNOW-IT-ALL, AND IN THE END, IT WAS NOAH, THE KNOW-IT-ALL,
7 00:00:19,436 00:00:21,146 WHO DIDN'T SEE IT COMING. WHO DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.
8 00:00:21,188 00:00:23,941 THIS WEEK, ANOTHER CHALLENGE WILL SEND ONE MORE CAMPER THIS WEEK, ANOTHER CHALLENGE WILL SEND ONE MORE CAMPER
9 00:00:23,983 00:00:28,737 ON A CRUISE TO LOSERVILLE, POPULATION...FOUR. ON A CRUISE TO LOSERVILLE, POPULATION...FOUR.
10 00:00:28,779 00:00:31,365 WHO WILL SINK AND WHO WILL STAY AFLOAT? WHO WILL SINK AND WHO WILL STAY AFLOAT?
11 00:00:31,406 00:00:35,327 FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND . FIND OUT RIGHT NOW ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND .
12 00:00:41,458 00:00:43,711 CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪ CHORUS: ♪ DEAR MOM AND DAD, I'M DOING FINE ♪
13 00:00:43,752 00:00:46,213 ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND ♪
14 00:00:46,254 00:00:48,924 ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪ ♪ YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE ♪
15 00:00:48,966 00:00:51,969 ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪ ♪ AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE ♪
16 00:00:52,011 00:00:57,558 ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
17 00:00:57,599 00:01:00,143 ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪ ♪ I WANT TO LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN ♪
18 00:01:00,185 00:01:03,146 ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪ ♪ WELL PACK YOUR BAGS 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY WON ♪
19 00:01:03,188 00:01:05,524 ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING TO PROVE NOTHING IN MY WAY ♪
20 00:01:05,566 00:01:07,985 ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪ ♪ I'LL GET THERE ONE DAY ♪
21 00:01:08,027 00:01:13,991 ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
22 00:01:14,033 00:01:19,955 ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪ ♪ NANA NA'NA NAANA NANA NANA NA NANA NANA NA ♪
23 00:01:19,997 00:01:24,960 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
24 00:01:25,002 00:01:31,132 ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪ ♪ I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS ♪
25 00:01:31,174 00:01:34,386 (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS) (WHISTLING I WANT TO BE FAMOUS)
26 00:01:38,390 00:01:42,269 LINDSAY: OKAY, THIS IS SO--WAY--BEYOND, BAD. LINDSAY: OKAY, THIS IS SO--WAY--BEYOND, BAD.
27 00:01:42,310 00:01:44,855 I'M OUT OF FAKE TANNER, ALREADY. I'M OUT OF FAKE TANNER, ALREADY.
28 00:01:44,897 00:01:47,274 WHOA, THAT'S TRAGIC, LINDSAY. WHOA, THAT'S TRAGIC, LINDSAY.
29 00:01:47,315 00:01:51,319 NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY LIKE SUNTAN, IN THE SUN. NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY LIKE SUNTAN, IN THE SUN.
30 00:01:51,361 00:01:53,655 DO YOU REALIZE HOW SHRIVELED AND WRINKLY DO YOU REALIZE HOW SHRIVELED AND WRINKLY
31 00:01:53,697 00:01:55,240 THAT CAN MAKE YOUR SKIN? THAT CAN MAKE YOUR SKIN?
32 00:01:55,282 00:01:58,493 OH, YOU TOTALLY DO... OH, YOU TOTALLY DO...
33 00:01:58,535 00:02:01,246 CHRIS: (ON LOUDSPEAKER) ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS, CHRIS: (ON LOUDSPEAKER) ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS,
34 00:02:01,288 00:02:02,915 ENOUGH BEAUTY SLEEP. ENOUGH BEAUTY SLEEP.
35 00:02:02,957 00:02:06,627 TIME TO SHOW US WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF. TIME TO SHOW US WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.
36 00:02:06,668 00:02:08,754 LINDSAY: ARE WE GONNA SEE A MUSICAL? LINDSAY: ARE WE GONNA SEE A MUSICAL?
37 00:02:08,796 00:02:10,547 I LOVE MUSICALS. I LOVE MUSICALS.
38 00:02:10,589 00:02:12,758 ESPECIALLY, THE ONES WITH SINGING AND DANCING. ESPECIALLY, THE ONES WITH SINGING AND DANCING.
39 00:02:12,800 00:02:16,136 GWEN, SAVED YOU A SEAT. GWEN, SAVED YOU A SEAT.
40 00:02:16,177 00:02:17,178 THANKS. THANKS.
41 00:02:20,933 00:02:22,476 WHOO...WHOA! WHOO...WHOA!
42 00:02:33,445 00:02:36,740 (SPITS) (SPITS)
43 00:02:36,782 00:02:38,575 WELCOME TO OUR BRAND-NEW, DELUXE, WELCOME TO OUR BRAND-NEW, DELUXE,
44 00:02:38,617 00:02:41,745 STATE-OF-THE-ART OUTDOOR AMPHITHEATER. STATE-OF-THE-ART OUTDOOR AMPHITHEATER.
45 00:02:41,787 00:02:45,082 OKAY, THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE IS A SUMMER CAMP FAVORITE, OKAY, THIS WEEK'S CHALLENGE IS A SUMMER CAMP FAVORITE,
46 00:02:45,124 00:02:47,167 A TALENT CONTEST. A TALENT CONTEST.
47 00:02:47,208 00:02:49,168 YES! AWESOME. YES! AWESOME.
48 00:02:49,210 00:02:51,130 EACH TEAM HAS 8 HOURS TO PICK EACH TEAM HAS 8 HOURS TO PICK
49 00:02:51,170 00:02:53,548 THEIR THREE MOST TALENTED CAMPERS. THEIR THREE MOST TALENTED CAMPERS.
50 00:02:53,590 00:02:56,301 THESE THREE WILL REPRESENT THEM IN THE SHOW TONIGHT. THESE THREE WILL REPRESENT THEM IN THE SHOW TONIGHT.
51 00:02:56,343 00:02:58,804 SING, DANCE, JUGGLE. SING, DANCE, JUGGLE.
52 00:02:58,846 00:03:02,933 ANYTHING GOES AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL. ANYTHING GOES AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL.
53 00:03:02,975 00:03:05,310 YOU WILL BE JUDGED BY OUR RESIDENT TALENT SCOUT, YOU WILL BE JUDGED BY OUR RESIDENT TALENT SCOUT,
54 00:03:05,352 00:03:09,188 FORMER D.J., V.J., AND RAP LEGEND FORMER D.J., V.J., AND RAP LEGEND
55 00:03:09,230 00:03:13,318 GRAND...MASTER CHEF WHO WILL SHOW HIS APPROVAL GRAND...MASTER CHEF WHO WILL SHOW HIS APPROVAL
56 00:03:13,360 00:03:16,947 VIA THE CHEF-O-METER. (DINGING) VIA THE CHEF-O-METER. (DINGING)
57 00:03:16,989 00:03:18,281 THE TEAM THAT LOSES THE TEAM THAT LOSES
58 00:03:18,323 00:03:20,617 WILL SEND ONE CAMPER HOME TONIGHT. WILL SEND ONE CAMPER HOME TONIGHT.
59 00:03:20,659 00:03:22,036 GOOD LUCK. GOOD LUCK.
60 00:03:22,077 00:03:25,122 (BLOWS WHISTLE) OKAY, I'M THE TEAM CAPTAIN, (BLOWS WHISTLE) OKAY, I'M THE TEAM CAPTAIN,
61 00:03:25,164 00:03:26,414 SO HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK. SO HERE'S HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK.
62 00:03:26,456 00:03:28,876 WAIT, WHO SAID YOU WERE TEAM CAPTAIN? WAIT, WHO SAID YOU WERE TEAM CAPTAIN?
63 00:03:28,917 00:03:30,585 SHE DID. JUST NOW. SHE DID. JUST NOW.
64 00:03:30,627 00:03:33,380 LINDSAY, BETH, AND I TOOK A VOTE, AND I WON. LINDSAY, BETH, AND I TOOK A VOTE, AND I WON.
65 00:03:33,421 00:03:36,591 THREATENING THEM TO VOTE FOR YOU ISN'T EXACTLY DEMOCRATIC. THREATENING THEM TO VOTE FOR YOU ISN'T EXACTLY DEMOCRATIC.
66 00:03:36,633 00:03:41,138 HEY, SNAGGED YOU AN EXTRA MUFFIN. HEY, SNAGGED YOU AN EXTRA MUFFIN.
67 00:03:41,180 00:03:42,430 TRENT, YOU'RE COOL WITH ME TRENT, YOU'RE COOL WITH ME
68 00:03:42,472 00:03:44,058 LEADING THIS PROJECT, AREN'T YOU? LEADING THIS PROJECT, AREN'T YOU?
69 00:03:44,099 00:03:46,351 RIGHT ON. GO FOR IT. RIGHT ON. GO FOR IT.
70 00:03:46,393 00:03:47,519 GOOD. GOOD.
71 00:03:47,561 00:03:50,189 BETH, LINDSAY, AND I WILL BE THE JUDGES. BETH, LINDSAY, AND I WILL BE THE JUDGES.
72 00:03:50,271 00:03:51,899 (SIGHS) WHATEVER. (SIGHS) WHATEVER.
73 00:03:51,940 00:03:55,027 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) (DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
74 00:04:07,706 00:04:10,084 -ARE YOU GONNA AUDITION? -DOUBTFUL. -ARE YOU GONNA AUDITION? -DOUBTFUL.
75 00:04:10,125 00:04:12,335 YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS, THOUGH. YOU SHOULD BE IN THIS, THOUGH.
76 00:04:12,377 00:04:14,171 I HEARD YOU THE OTHER NIGHT BY THE DOCK. I HEARD YOU THE OTHER NIGHT BY THE DOCK.
77 00:04:14,213 00:04:16,548 YOU WERE REALLY GOOD. YOU WERE REALLY GOOD.
78 00:04:16,590 00:04:19,009 (OWEN BELCHING) (OWEN BELCHING)
79 00:04:19,051 00:04:24,556 A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N -O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-ZED! A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N -O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-ZED!
80 00:04:26,474 00:04:27,768 YES! YES!
81 00:04:27,809 00:04:30,395 THAT WAS EXCELLENT, MAN. THAT WAS EXCELLENT, MAN.
82 00:04:30,437 00:04:32,397 WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO THAT IN THIS CONTEST. WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO THAT IN THIS CONTEST.
83 00:04:32,439 00:04:34,149 THAT'S DISGUSTING. THAT'S DISGUSTING.
84 00:04:34,191 00:04:35,442 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
85 00:04:35,483 00:04:38,028 TO BURP THE ENTIRE ALPHABET IN ONE GO? TO BURP THE ENTIRE ALPHABET IN ONE GO?
86 00:04:38,070 00:04:40,697 I CAN ALSO TOOT BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH. I CAN ALSO TOOT BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH.
87 00:04:40,739 00:04:41,740 ALL: NO! NO, NO, NO. ALL: NO! NO, NO, NO.
88 00:04:41,782 00:04:44,076 OWEN. OWEN.
89 00:04:44,118 00:04:45,285 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
90 00:04:45,326 00:04:48,288 ANYWHERE, THAT'S NOT HERE. ANYWHERE, THAT'S NOT HERE.
91 00:04:54,377 00:04:57,089 MAN, THAT IS WEAK. MAN, THAT IS WEAK.
92 00:05:05,973 00:05:09,643 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
93 00:05:09,684 00:05:11,645 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
94 00:05:11,686 00:05:14,439 OH, I VOTE FOR HEATHER TO BE IN THE CONTEST. OH, I VOTE FOR HEATHER TO BE IN THE CONTEST.
95 00:05:14,481 00:05:15,941 I SECOND THAT. I SECOND THAT.
96 00:05:15,983 00:05:17,651 GUYS, THAT'S SO SWEET. GUYS, THAT'S SO SWEET.
97 00:05:17,692 00:05:21,196 OKAY, SO, I GUESS, I'M IN. OKAY, SO, I GUESS, I'M IN.
98 00:05:21,238 00:05:24,199 WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE TAKE FIVE? WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE TAKE FIVE?
99 00:05:24,241 00:05:25,450 I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING. I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING.
100 00:05:25,492 00:05:26,451 CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET? CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
101 00:05:26,493 00:05:29,037 OH, MY GOSH, DEFINITELY. OH, MY GOSH, DEFINITELY.
102 00:05:29,079 00:05:31,206 MY SISTER GOT DIARRHEA ONCE ON A DATE, MY SISTER GOT DIARRHEA ONCE ON A DATE,
103 00:05:31,248 00:05:32,624 AND I HAD TO BRING HER TOILET PAPER AND I HAD TO BRING HER TOILET PAPER
104 00:05:32,666 00:05:34,084 BECAUSE THE RESTAURANT WAS ALL OUT BECAUSE THE RESTAURANT WAS ALL OUT
105 00:05:34,126 00:05:35,585 AND SHE WAS STUCK IN THE BATHROOM, AND SHE WAS STUCK IN THE BATHROOM,
106 00:05:35,627 00:05:40,090 AND I'VE NEVER TOLD A SOUL. AND I'VE NEVER TOLD A SOUL.
107 00:05:40,132 00:05:43,218 OOPS. SORRY, PAULA. OOPS. SORRY, PAULA.
108 00:05:43,260 00:05:46,138 GWEN'S UP TO SOMETHING SERIOUS. GWEN'S UP TO SOMETHING SERIOUS.
109 00:05:46,180 00:05:48,347 I WANT YOU TO FOLLOW HER AND REPORT BACK TO ME. I WANT YOU TO FOLLOW HER AND REPORT BACK TO ME.
110 00:05:50,976 00:05:51,935 LINDSAY: SERIOUS? LINDSAY: SERIOUS?
111 00:05:51,977 00:05:54,353 YEAH, SERIOUSLY BORING. YEAH, SERIOUSLY BORING.
112 00:05:57,524 00:06:00,194 OOH, THAT'S NOT BORING. OOH, THAT'S NOT BORING.
113 00:06:12,206 00:06:14,457 FINE. SIGN HIM UP. FINE. SIGN HIM UP.
114 00:06:14,499 00:06:16,293 -NEXT? -ME! -NEXT? -ME!
115 00:06:16,335 00:06:18,212 I CAN STAND ON MY HANDS FOR 20 MINUTES. I CAN STAND ON MY HANDS FOR 20 MINUTES.
116 00:06:18,253 00:06:20,755 WATCH. WATCH.
117 00:06:20,797 00:06:22,716 COURTNEY: OKAY, THAT'D BE CUTE IF YOU WERE A MONKEY. COURTNEY: OKAY, THAT'D BE CUTE IF YOU WERE A MONKEY.
118 00:06:22,757 00:06:25,635 I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S QUITE WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR. I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S QUITE WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
119 00:06:25,677 00:06:27,804 NEXT. NEXT.
120 00:06:30,515 00:06:31,474 -(INHALES) -COURTNEY: NEXT. -(INHALES) -COURTNEY: NEXT.
121 00:06:31,516 00:06:34,269 (EXHALES) (EXHALES)
122 00:06:34,311 00:06:36,104 HEATHER: LINDSAY, COME IN. HEATHER: LINDSAY, COME IN.
123 00:06:36,146 00:06:38,815 WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? OVER. WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT? OVER.
124 00:06:38,857 00:06:40,817 LINDSAY, WHERE ARE YOU? LINDSAY, WHERE ARE YOU?
125 00:06:40,859 00:06:41,902 UH...ON MY WAY BACK. UH...ON MY WAY BACK.
126 00:06:41,943 00:06:44,403 UNDER. UNDER.
127 00:06:48,825 00:06:50,035 AWESOME. AWESOME.
128 00:06:50,077 00:06:52,246 WELL, I GUESS, IT'S GEOFF, WELL, I GUESS, IT'S GEOFF,
129 00:06:52,287 00:06:54,455 D.J.'S RIBBON THING, AND YOUR SOLO. D.J.'S RIBBON THING, AND YOUR SOLO.
130 00:06:54,497 00:06:57,292 I'M GONNA BE ON TV, MAN. I'M GONNA BE ON TV, MAN.
131 00:06:57,334 00:06:59,669 YOU'RE ALREADY ON TV, GEOFF. YOU'RE ALREADY ON TV, GEOFF.
132 00:06:59,711 00:07:01,338 OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
133 00:07:01,380 00:07:04,966 HELLO, OUT THERE, DUDES! HELLO, OUT THERE, DUDES!
134 00:07:07,761 00:07:11,098 I CALL THIS THE DANCE I CALL THIS THE DANCE
135 00:07:11,139 00:07:15,352 OF THE RATTLESNAKE. OF THE RATTLESNAKE.
136 00:07:15,394 00:07:17,396 (IMITATING RATTLESNAKE) (IMITATING RATTLESNAKE)
137 00:07:17,437 00:07:19,273 ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE ♪ ♪ LOOK INTO MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE ♪
138 00:07:19,314 00:07:21,233 (SINGING) (SINGING)
139 00:07:25,320 00:07:27,322 SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S GOOD.
140 00:07:30,033 00:07:32,411 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS SAFE?
141 00:07:32,452 00:07:34,621 BETH: IT'S OKAY. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING. BETH: IT'S OKAY. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING.
142 00:07:40,668 00:07:42,254 RUN! RUN!
143 00:07:44,423 00:07:47,050 BETH: I KIND OF MISSED THE CATCHING CLASS. BETH: I KIND OF MISSED THE CATCHING CLASS.
144 00:07:50,137 00:07:53,056 UH, GUYS, THE BUSH IS ON FIRE. UH, GUYS, THE BUSH IS ON FIRE.
145 00:08:12,284 00:08:17,956 OKAY, SO I THINK IT'S ME, TRENT, AND JUSTIN. OKAY, SO I THINK IT'S ME, TRENT, AND JUSTIN.
146 00:08:17,998 00:08:20,000 ANY OBJECTIONS? ANY OBJECTIONS?
147 00:08:23,128 00:08:25,339 WHAT YOU GOT THERE, A JOURNAL? WHAT YOU GOT THERE, A JOURNAL?
148 00:08:25,380 00:08:27,341 -BEAT IT. -OH, I GET IT. -BEAT IT. -OH, I GET IT.
149 00:08:27,382 00:08:29,717 YEAH, IT'S PRIVATE, HUH? YEAH, IT'S PRIVATE, HUH?
150 00:08:29,759 00:08:32,762 I'M DOWN WITH THAT. YEAH, IT'S COOL, BRAH. I'M DOWN WITH THAT. YEAH, IT'S COOL, BRAH.
151 00:08:35,223 00:08:38,518 WHAT PART OF "BEAT IT" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? WHAT PART OF "BEAT IT" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
152 00:08:38,559 00:08:41,229 (SNIFFS) (SNIFFS)
153 00:08:41,271 00:08:43,190 WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FREAK? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FREAK?
154 00:08:43,231 00:08:45,775 Y-YOU JUST SMELL REALLY PRETTY. Y-YOU JUST SMELL REALLY PRETTY.
155 00:08:45,817 00:08:48,236 IT'S JUST SOAP. IT'S JUST SOAP.
156 00:08:52,282 00:08:54,493 I WON'T EVEN ASK. I WON'T EVEN ASK.
157 00:09:03,502 00:09:05,670 LOOK. LOOK.
158 00:09:05,712 00:09:08,423 THE FIRST HOOK-UP OF THE SEASON. THE FIRST HOOK-UP OF THE SEASON.
159 00:09:08,465 00:09:11,259 OH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING AT IT BIG-TIME. OH, YEAH, WE'RE GOING AT IT BIG-TIME.
160 00:09:11,301 00:09:15,472 I NEED A SWIM JUST TO COOL OFF. I NEED A SWIM JUST TO COOL OFF.
161 00:09:15,514 00:09:18,183 AAH! AAH!
162 00:09:18,225 00:09:19,976 GWEN, WAIT UP. I'LL COME WITH YOU. GWEN, WAIT UP. I'LL COME WITH YOU.
163 00:09:20,018 00:09:22,645 SURE. SURE.
164 00:09:22,687 00:09:26,149 I MEAN, WHATEVER. I MEAN, WHATEVER.
165 00:09:26,191 00:09:27,901 YOU, STAY HERE. YOU, STAY HERE.
166 00:09:27,942 00:09:30,404 WE'VE GOT A DIARY TO FIND. WE'VE GOT A DIARY TO FIND.
167 00:09:36,617 00:09:40,372 SO CAN YOU REALLY STAND ON YOUR HANDS FOR 20 MINUTES? SO CAN YOU REALLY STAND ON YOUR HANDS FOR 20 MINUTES?
168 00:09:40,414 00:09:41,915 WANT TO BET THAT I CAN'T? WANT TO BET THAT I CAN'T?
169 00:09:41,956 00:09:43,583 OH, YOU'RE ON. OH, YOU'RE ON.
170 00:09:43,624 00:09:45,585 I'LL TAKE A PIECE OF THAT ACTION. I'LL TAKE A PIECE OF THAT ACTION.
171 00:09:45,626 00:09:48,046 YEAH, THAT'S LIKE VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE. YEAH, THAT'S LIKE VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
172 00:09:48,088 00:09:49,339 ANTE UP. ANTE UP.
173 00:09:52,717 00:09:57,347 OKAY, 20 MINUTES STARTING NOW. OKAY, 20 MINUTES STARTING NOW.
174 00:10:02,102 00:10:05,313 (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)
175 00:10:11,819 00:10:14,197 OH, CRAP. OH, CRAP.
176 00:10:19,160 00:10:22,581 YOU, YOU KILLED MY VIOLIN. YOU, YOU KILLED MY VIOLIN.
177 00:10:22,622 00:10:24,374 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
178 00:10:24,416 00:10:26,667 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO.
179 00:10:34,926 00:10:36,470 YOU STAND GUARD. YOU STAND GUARD.
180 00:10:36,511 00:10:39,889 AND REMEMBER, IF YOU SEE GWEN COMING, WARN ME. AND REMEMBER, IF YOU SEE GWEN COMING, WARN ME.
181 00:10:39,931 00:10:41,516 OKAY. OKAY.
182 00:10:46,104 00:10:48,523 SOMETIMES I JUST NEED TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYONE HERE, SOMETIMES I JUST NEED TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYONE HERE,
183 00:10:48,565 00:10:49,857 YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW?
184 00:10:49,899 00:10:52,486 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ALL DRIVING ME CRAZY. I MEAN, IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ALL DRIVING ME CRAZY.
185 00:10:52,527 00:10:56,573 WELL, ALMOST ALL OF THEM. WELL, ALMOST ALL OF THEM.
186 00:10:56,615 00:10:58,533 CANNONBALL! CANNONBALL!
187 00:11:03,037 00:11:05,957 AH, I HATE THIS PLACE. AH, I HATE THIS PLACE.
188 00:11:05,999 00:11:07,750 NICE GOING, GUYS. NICE GOING, GUYS.
189 00:11:07,792 00:11:09,877 YEAH, NICE GOING. YEAH, NICE GOING.
190 00:11:13,298 00:11:14,382 HUH? HUH?
191 00:11:14,424 00:11:16,759 OKAY, IF I WERE A SECRET DIARY, OKAY, IF I WERE A SECRET DIARY,
192 00:11:16,801 00:11:18,386 WHERE WOULD I BE STASHED? WHERE WOULD I BE STASHED?
193 00:11:20,763 00:11:21,722 HEY, GWEN. HEY, GWEN.
194 00:11:21,764 00:11:24,851 GWEN, IT'S YOU. GWEN, IT'S YOU.
195 00:11:24,892 00:11:26,645 HI! HI!
196 00:11:26,685 00:11:28,896 LINDSAY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE OUTSIDE OF THE CABIN, LINDSAY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE OUTSIDE OF THE CABIN,
197 00:11:28,938 00:11:30,064 GWEN? GWEN?
198 00:11:30,106 00:11:32,317 TRYING TO GET INTO THE CABIN. TRYING TO GET INTO THE CABIN.
199 00:11:32,359 00:11:35,862 OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO GET INTO THE CABIN. OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO GET INTO THE CABIN.
200 00:11:35,903 00:11:40,325 THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.
201 00:11:40,367 00:11:43,495 WAIT! STAY HERE. WE CAN GET TANS TOGETHER. WAIT! STAY HERE. WE CAN GET TANS TOGETHER.
202 00:11:43,537 00:11:47,248 AND YOU COULD TOTALLY USE ONE. AND YOU COULD TOTALLY USE ONE.
203 00:11:47,290 00:11:49,250 YES! SHE IS SO DUD. YES! SHE IS SO DUD.
204 00:11:49,292 00:11:50,585 GWEN: ARE YOU GONNA MOVE, GWEN: ARE YOU GONNA MOVE,
205 00:11:50,627 00:11:53,004 OR DO I HAVE TO THROW YOU OUT OF MY WAY? OR DO I HAVE TO THROW YOU OUT OF MY WAY?
206 00:11:53,046 00:11:54,255 LINDSAY: YOU CAN TRY, LINDSAY: YOU CAN TRY,
207 00:11:54,297 00:11:58,801 BUT I HAVE MARTIAL-ARTS TRAINING. BUT I HAVE MARTIAL-ARTS TRAINING.
208 00:11:58,843 00:12:02,222 OKAY, YOU CAN GO IN. OKAY, YOU CAN GO IN.
209 00:12:02,263 00:12:05,099 LOOK! GWEN'S BACK! LOOK! GWEN'S BACK!
210 00:12:05,141 00:12:07,268 HEY, GWEN, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SWIM? HEY, GWEN, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SWIM?
211 00:12:07,310 00:12:11,356 WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?
212 00:12:11,398 00:12:14,192 NOTHING, JUST RESTING BEFORE THE BIG SHOW. NOTHING, JUST RESTING BEFORE THE BIG SHOW.
213 00:12:14,234 00:12:16,403 ARE YOU ALWAYS SO PARANOID? ARE YOU ALWAYS SO PARANOID?
214 00:12:16,444 00:12:18,488 YEAH, REALLY. YEAH, REALLY.
215 00:12:25,786 00:12:27,414 OKAY, I KNOW I'M NOT AS GOOD OKAY, I KNOW I'M NOT AS GOOD
216 00:12:27,455 00:12:31,000 AS YOU ARE AT THE VIOLIN, BUT I CAN DO THIS. AS YOU ARE AT THE VIOLIN, BUT I CAN DO THIS.
217 00:12:31,042 00:12:32,377 BRIDGETTE. BRIDGETTE.
218 00:12:32,419 00:12:34,337 TOO BAD ABOUT THE ACCIDENT. TOO BAD ABOUT THE ACCIDENT.
219 00:12:34,379 00:12:35,422 I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO GET I GUESS YOU'RE GOING TO GET
220 00:12:35,463 00:12:37,756 YOUR 15 SECONDS OF FAME AFTER ALL, HUH? YOUR 15 SECONDS OF FAME AFTER ALL, HUH?
221 00:12:37,798 00:12:39,342 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
222 00:12:39,384 00:12:41,094 OH, NOTHING. OH, NOTHING.
223 00:12:41,135 00:12:43,096 NO ONE WOULD SABOTAGE THEIR OWN TEAMMATE NO ONE WOULD SABOTAGE THEIR OWN TEAMMATE
224 00:12:43,137 00:12:44,763 UNLESS THEY MAYBE FELT THREATENED. UNLESS THEY MAYBE FELT THREATENED.
225 00:12:44,805 00:12:47,601 HEY, MAYBE THAT'S HOW YOU GOPHERS OPERATE, HEY, MAYBE THAT'S HOW YOU GOPHERS OPERATE,
226 00:12:47,642 00:12:49,644 BUT THE KILLER BASS HAVE MORE CLASS THAN THAT. BUT THE KILLER BASS HAVE MORE CLASS THAN THAT.
227 00:12:49,686 00:12:51,354 WE'RE A TEAM. WE'RE A TEAM.
228 00:12:51,396 00:12:54,107 WELL, I GUESS, YOU'LL GO DOWN AS A TEAM TOO. WELL, I GUESS, YOU'LL GO DOWN AS A TEAM TOO.
229 00:12:54,148 00:12:55,774 OH, AND EASY ON THE CHIPS. OH, AND EASY ON THE CHIPS.
230 00:12:55,816 00:12:58,361 YOU DON'T WANT TO SINK THAT SURFBOARD OF YOURS, DO YOU? YOU DON'T WANT TO SINK THAT SURFBOARD OF YOURS, DO YOU?
231 00:13:01,114 00:13:03,241 WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS. WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS.
232 00:13:03,283 00:13:07,746 IT'S SO EASY IT'S ALMOST NOT FUN--ALMOST. IT'S SO EASY IT'S ALMOST NOT FUN--ALMOST.
233 00:13:07,786 00:13:12,875 CHRIS: IT'S THE T.D.I. TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA! CHRIS: IT'S THE T.D.I. TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA!
234 00:13:12,917 00:13:17,672 WELCOME TO THE VERY FIRST CAMP WAWANAKWA TALENT CONTEST, WELCOME TO THE VERY FIRST CAMP WAWANAKWA TALENT CONTEST,
235 00:13:17,714 00:13:20,634 WHERE SIX CAMPERS WILL SHOWCASE THEIR MAD SKILLS WHERE SIX CAMPERS WILL SHOWCASE THEIR MAD SKILLS
236 00:13:20,675 00:13:23,720 AND DESPERATELY TRY NOT TO HUMILIATE THEMSELVES. AND DESPERATELY TRY NOT TO HUMILIATE THEMSELVES.
237 00:13:23,762 00:13:27,474 FIRST UP FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS IS JUSTIN. FIRST UP FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS IS JUSTIN.
238 00:13:27,515 00:13:28,475 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
239 00:13:28,516 00:13:32,604 LINDSAY: YEAH, JUSTIN, OH, YEAH! LINDSAY: YEAH, JUSTIN, OH, YEAH!
240 00:13:45,492 00:13:50,163 THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES FOR HOT, "JUS" AND "TIN." THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES FOR HOT, "JUS" AND "TIN."
241 00:13:50,204 00:13:53,874 "MAN, THAT GUY IS JUST SO HOT I COULD KISS HIM, "MAN, THAT GUY IS JUST SO HOT I COULD KISS HIM,
242 00:13:53,916 00:13:55,293 BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD TEAMMATE." BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD TEAMMATE."
243 00:13:55,335 00:13:57,796 DAH, WHY'D I SAY THAT? DAH, WHY'D I SAY THAT?
244 00:13:57,836 00:14:00,131 OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS, OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS,
245 00:14:00,173 00:14:03,677 BUT DANG YOU'VE GOT SOME MOVES, DUDE. BUT DANG YOU'VE GOT SOME MOVES, DUDE.
246 00:14:03,718 00:14:05,386 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
247 00:14:05,428 00:14:07,514 FIRST UP FOR THE KILLER BASS, FIRST UP FOR THE KILLER BASS,
248 00:14:07,555 00:14:12,602 MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE BIG GUY...D.J.! MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE BIG GUY...D.J.!
249 00:14:12,644 00:14:14,688 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
250 00:14:25,198 00:14:27,492 DAINTY AND YET MASCULINE. DAINTY AND YET MASCULINE.
251 00:14:27,534 00:14:30,036 LET'S SEE WHAT GRANDMASTER CHEF THINKS. LET'S SEE WHAT GRANDMASTER CHEF THINKS.
252 00:14:30,077 00:14:31,871 (DINGING) (DINGING)
253 00:14:31,912 00:14:33,331 NOT MUCH. NOT MUCH.
254 00:14:33,373 00:14:35,625 SO WITH TWO DOWN AND FOUR ACTS TO GO, SO WITH TWO DOWN AND FOUR ACTS TO GO,
255 00:14:35,667 00:14:39,212 IT'S THE SCREAMING GOPHERS SCREAMING AHEAD. IT'S THE SCREAMING GOPHERS SCREAMING AHEAD.
256 00:14:39,253 00:14:41,548 NEXT ON DECK...TRENT. NEXT ON DECK...TRENT.
257 00:14:41,589 00:14:43,800 TAKE IT AWAY, MY BRO. TAKE IT AWAY, MY BRO.
258 00:14:43,842 00:14:48,638 THIS ONE GOES OUT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL HERE AT CAMP. THIS ONE GOES OUT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL HERE AT CAMP.
259 00:14:48,680 00:14:52,392 ♪ THEY SAY THAT WE'VE ONLY GOT SUMMER ♪ ♪ THEY SAY THAT WE'VE ONLY GOT SUMMER ♪
260 00:14:52,433 00:14:55,436 ♪ AND I SAY THAT'S REALLY A BUMMER ♪ ♪ AND I SAY THAT'S REALLY A BUMMER ♪
261 00:14:55,478 00:14:58,606 ♪ BUT WE'LL SWIM IN THE SUN AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN ♪ ♪ BUT WE'LL SWIM IN THE SUN AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN ♪
262 00:14:58,648 00:15:01,359 ♪ IT'LL JUST BE THE TWO OF US ♪ ♪ IT'LL JUST BE THE TWO OF US ♪
263 00:15:01,401 00:15:04,571 ♪ NOTHING TO DO BUT JUST HANG ♪ ♪ NOTHING TO DO BUT JUST HANG ♪
264 00:15:04,612 00:15:07,574 ♪ SO LET ME SAY ONLY THIS ♪ ♪ SO LET ME SAY ONLY THIS ♪
265 00:15:07,615 00:15:11,703 ♪ I'D STICK AROUND FOR JUST ONE KISS ♪ ♪ I'D STICK AROUND FOR JUST ONE KISS ♪
266 00:15:11,745 00:15:14,455 -(APPLAUSE) -NICE WORK. -(APPLAUSE) -NICE WORK.
267 00:15:14,497 00:15:16,249 (DINGING) I'M LIKING YOUR STYLE, DUDE, (DINGING) I'M LIKING YOUR STYLE, DUDE,
268 00:15:16,290 00:15:19,544 AND SO DOES GRANDMASTER CHEF. AND SO DOES GRANDMASTER CHEF.
269 00:15:19,586 00:15:22,672 ALL RIGHT, QUIT HOGGING MY LIGHT, BUDDY. ALL RIGHT, QUIT HOGGING MY LIGHT, BUDDY.
270 00:15:22,714 00:15:24,549 THREE DOWN AND THREE TO GO, THREE DOWN AND THREE TO GO,
271 00:15:24,591 00:15:28,177 AND THE KILLER BASS ARE TOTALLY SUCKING SO FAR. AND THE KILLER BASS ARE TOTALLY SUCKING SO FAR.
272 00:15:28,219 00:15:30,388 LET'S HEAR IT FOR BRIDGETTE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR BRIDGETTE.
273 00:15:30,430 00:15:32,306 ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THIS? ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THIS?
274 00:15:32,348 00:15:34,058 (STOMACH RUMBLING) (STOMACH RUMBLING)
275 00:15:34,100 00:15:35,727 OH, DEFINITELY. OH, DEFINITELY.
276 00:15:35,769 00:15:37,520 NO, I--I'M GREAT. NO, I--I'M GREAT.
277 00:15:37,562 00:15:39,230 REALLY. REALLY.
278 00:15:43,818 00:15:45,653 (BURPS) (BURPS)
279 00:15:51,701 00:15:56,330 (GASPS) (GASPS)
280 00:15:56,372 00:15:57,331 OWEN: I'M HIT. OWEN: I'M HIT.
281 00:15:57,373 00:15:59,751 I'M HIT! I'M HIT!
282 00:16:11,387 00:16:13,556 HEY, PUKE ON YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND. HEY, PUKE ON YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND.
283 00:16:13,598 00:16:15,725 ON YOUR OWN WHAT, LINDSAY? ON YOUR OWN WHAT, LINDSAY?
284 00:16:15,767 00:16:18,436 I DIDN'T SAY BOYFRIEND. I DIDN'T SAY BOYFRIEND.
285 00:16:18,478 00:16:22,565 CLEANUP IN AISLE THREE, FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX. CLEANUP IN AISLE THREE, FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX.
286 00:16:22,607 00:16:24,233 IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL TAKE A SHORT BREAK IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL TAKE A SHORT BREAK
287 00:16:24,275 00:16:26,569 TO HOSE THE JOINT DOWN. TO HOSE THE JOINT DOWN.
288 00:16:29,823 00:16:32,241 GOING HOME WON'T BE SO BAD. GOING HOME WON'T BE SO BAD.
289 00:16:32,283 00:16:34,661 I COULD ALWAYS WORK AT THE SURF SHACK. I COULD ALWAYS WORK AT THE SURF SHACK.
290 00:16:34,702 00:16:36,704 CHRIS: WELCOME BACK TO THE T.D.I. CHRIS: WELCOME BACK TO THE T.D.I.
291 00:16:36,746 00:16:39,081 TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA! TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA!
292 00:16:39,123 00:16:40,458 WELCOME BACK. WELCOME BACK.
293 00:16:40,500 00:16:42,794 OKAY, SO IN A STRANGE TURN OF EVENTS, OKAY, SO IN A STRANGE TURN OF EVENTS,
294 00:16:42,836 00:16:44,253 BRIDGETTE'S CHUNK-BLOWING BRIDGETTE'S CHUNK-BLOWING
295 00:16:44,295 00:16:47,632 FEST REGISTERED TWO THUMBS UP BY GRANDMASTER CHEF. FEST REGISTERED TWO THUMBS UP BY GRANDMASTER CHEF.
296 00:16:47,674 00:16:49,383 BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO PULL AHEAD BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO PULL AHEAD
297 00:16:49,425 00:16:50,677 OF THE SCREAMING GOPHERS OF THE SCREAMING GOPHERS
298 00:16:50,718 00:16:53,179 WHO HOLD THE LEAD WITH TRENT'S LOVE SONG. WHO HOLD THE LEAD WITH TRENT'S LOVE SONG.
299 00:16:53,220 00:16:56,933 SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, HERE SHE IS FOR THE LEADERS... SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, HERE SHE IS FOR THE LEADERS...
300 00:16:56,975 00:16:58,601 -HEATHER. -(APPLAUSE) -HEATHER. -(APPLAUSE)
301 00:16:58,643 00:17:01,521 ORIGINALLY, I WAS GOING TO DANCE FOR YOU ORIGINALLY, I WAS GOING TO DANCE FOR YOU
302 00:17:01,562 00:17:04,482 BUT INSTEAD I WANT TO CELEBRATE TEAM SPIRIT BUT INSTEAD I WANT TO CELEBRATE TEAM SPIRIT
303 00:17:04,524 00:17:07,819 WITH A COLLABORATION. WITH A COLLABORATION.
304 00:17:07,861 00:17:09,570 SHE WOULDN'T. SHE WOULDN'T.
305 00:17:09,612 00:17:12,198 HEATHER: SO WITH WORDS BY GWEN, HEATHER: SO WITH WORDS BY GWEN,
306 00:17:12,239 00:17:14,367 PERFORMANCE BY ME, ENJOY. PERFORMANCE BY ME, ENJOY.
307 00:17:14,408 00:17:15,743 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
308 00:17:15,785 00:17:18,663 "OKAY, SO I'M TRYING TO IGNORE HIM, "OKAY, SO I'M TRYING TO IGNORE HIM,
309 00:17:18,705 00:17:21,415 BUT HE'S JUST SO CUTE. BUT HE'S JUST SO CUTE.
310 00:17:21,457 00:17:23,209 IF THEY HAD CUSTOM-ORDERED A GUY IF THEY HAD CUSTOM-ORDERED A GUY
311 00:17:23,250 00:17:27,338 TO BE A DISTRACTION FOR ME HERE, IT WOULD'VE BEEN 'MCHOTTIE." TO BE A DISTRACTION FOR ME HERE, IT WOULD'VE BEEN 'MCHOTTIE."
312 00:17:27,380 00:17:30,424 (GASPS) (GASPS)
313 00:17:30,466 00:17:32,760 "WE JUST TOTALLY CONNECT. "WE JUST TOTALLY CONNECT.
314 00:17:32,802 00:17:35,471 HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY PERSON I CAN RELATE TO HERE HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY PERSON I CAN RELATE TO HERE
315 00:17:35,513 00:17:37,473 AND I KNOW IT'S A CLICHE, AND I KNOW IT'S A CLICHE,
316 00:17:37,515 00:17:40,601 BUT I LOVE GUYS WHO PLAY GUITAR." BUT I LOVE GUYS WHO PLAY GUITAR."
317 00:17:40,643 00:17:42,937 WAIT. I DON'T PLAY GUITAR. WAIT. I DON'T PLAY GUITAR.
318 00:17:46,983 00:17:48,192 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
319 00:17:48,234 00:17:49,944 THAT WAS SO MEAN. THAT WAS SO MEAN.
320 00:17:49,986 00:17:51,654 SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY.
321 00:17:51,696 00:17:54,615 WELL, THEN, IT'S DOWN TO THE FINAL ACT OF THE NIGHT. WELL, THEN, IT'S DOWN TO THE FINAL ACT OF THE NIGHT.
322 00:17:54,657 00:17:58,369 CAN GEOFF AND HIS RAD STUNTS TURN IT AROUND? CAN GEOFF AND HIS RAD STUNTS TURN IT AROUND?
323 00:17:58,411 00:18:00,120 I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT.
324 00:18:00,162 00:18:04,458 LET'S FIND OUT. LET'S FIND OUT.
325 00:18:04,500 00:18:07,754 WHOA, THAT KIND OF WRECKS THE RIDE. WHOA, THAT KIND OF WRECKS THE RIDE.
326 00:18:07,795 00:18:08,755 NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT?
327 00:18:08,796 00:18:09,881 WE HAVE TO SEND SOMEONE OUT THERE, WE HAVE TO SEND SOMEONE OUT THERE,
328 00:18:09,923 00:18:11,591 OR WE'RE GOING TO LOSE THIS. OR WE'RE GOING TO LOSE THIS.
329 00:18:11,632 00:18:14,552 KATIE AND SADIE ARE COVERED IN BARF. KATIE AND SADIE ARE COVERED IN BARF.
330 00:18:14,594 00:18:17,638 WELL, THAT ONLY LEAVES TYLER, DUNCAN, OR HAROLD. WELL, THAT ONLY LEAVES TYLER, DUNCAN, OR HAROLD.
331 00:18:17,680 00:18:20,391 WE ALREADY KNOW TYLER SUCKS. WHAT CAN DUNCAN DO AGAIN? WE ALREADY KNOW TYLER SUCKS. WHAT CAN DUNCAN DO AGAIN?
332 00:18:20,433 00:18:23,310 CARVE A PICTURE OF HIS OWN SKULL INTO A TREE? CARVE A PICTURE OF HIS OWN SKULL INTO A TREE?
333 00:18:23,352 00:18:25,646 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
334 00:18:33,029 00:18:34,864 JUST GO FOR IT, HAROLD. JUST GO FOR IT, HAROLD.
335 00:18:34,906 00:18:38,076 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?
336 00:18:38,117 00:18:40,995 (BEATBOXING) (BEATBOXING)
337 00:18:52,131 00:18:53,132 AWESOME. AWESOME.
338 00:18:53,173 00:18:55,509 (BEATBOXING) (BEATBOXING)
339 00:19:06,228 00:19:07,187 GOSH. GOSH.
340 00:19:07,229 00:19:08,481 (BEATBOXING) (BEATBOXING)
341 00:19:08,522 00:19:10,066 AWESOME. AWESOME.
342 00:19:10,108 00:19:11,901 (BEATBOXING) (BEATBOXING)
343 00:19:11,943 00:19:13,903 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
344 00:19:13,945 00:19:15,237 UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
345 00:19:15,279 00:19:17,239 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
346 00:19:17,281 00:19:19,033 (BEATBOXING) (BEATBOXING)
347 00:19:19,075 00:19:22,703 BOOYA. BOOYA.
348 00:19:22,745 00:19:24,831 (CHEERING) (CHEERING)
349 00:19:24,872 00:19:27,291 THAT'S AMAZING. THAT'S AMAZING.
350 00:19:27,333 00:19:28,375 THAT WAS AMAZING. THAT WAS AMAZING.
351 00:19:28,417 00:19:30,795 WICKED BEATBOXING, DUDE. (DINGING) WICKED BEATBOXING, DUDE. (DINGING)
352 00:19:30,837 00:19:31,963 CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT.
353 00:19:32,005 00:19:34,966 GRANDMASTER CHEF HAS DECLARED HE'S WINNER. GRANDMASTER CHEF HAS DECLARED HE'S WINNER.
354 00:19:35,008 00:19:36,634 EVEN THOUGH THEY HELD THE LEAD, EVEN THOUGH THEY HELD THE LEAD,
355 00:19:36,676 00:19:40,387 THE SCREAMING GOPHERS HAVE BEEN TRAMPLED BY THE KILLER BASS. THE SCREAMING GOPHERS HAVE BEEN TRAMPLED BY THE KILLER BASS.
356 00:19:40,429 00:19:43,516 -HAROLD, THAT WAS AMAZING. -COURTNEY: YOU DID IT. -HAROLD, THAT WAS AMAZING. -COURTNEY: YOU DID IT.
357 00:19:43,557 00:19:45,685 AND AS FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS, AND AS FOR THE SCREAMING GOPHERS,
358 00:19:45,726 00:19:49,856 PICK YOUR FAVORITE LOSER, AND I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BONFIRE. PICK YOUR FAVORITE LOSER, AND I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BONFIRE.
359 00:19:49,897 00:19:51,565 PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS MEAN TO GWEN. PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS MEAN TO GWEN.
360 00:19:51,607 00:19:52,942 WHATEVER. WHATEVER.
361 00:19:52,984 00:19:55,361 ALL I NEEDED WAS FOUR VOTES AGAINST JUSTIN. ALL I NEEDED WAS FOUR VOTES AGAINST JUSTIN.
362 00:19:55,402 00:19:57,196 LINDSAY AND BETH WERE EASY. LINDSAY AND BETH WERE EASY.
363 00:19:57,237 00:19:58,531 IZZY'S JUST CRAZY. IZZY'S JUST CRAZY.
364 00:19:58,572 00:20:00,700 AND OWEN, PIECE OF CAKE. AND OWEN, PIECE OF CAKE.
365 00:20:00,741 00:20:02,368 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
366 00:20:02,409 00:20:04,411 PIECE OF CAKE. PIECE OF CAKE.
367 00:20:08,958 00:20:11,002 CHRIS: KUDOS TO YOU ALL FOR AN INCREDIBLE NIGHT CHRIS: KUDOS TO YOU ALL FOR AN INCREDIBLE NIGHT
368 00:20:11,044 00:20:13,046 OF ENTERTAINMENT, OF ENTERTAINMENT,
369 00:20:13,087 00:20:16,757 MUSIC, DRAMA, BARFING. MUSIC, DRAMA, BARFING.
370 00:20:16,799 00:20:21,345 THERE'S ONLY ONE MARSHMALLOW LEFT ON THIS PLATE. THERE'S ONLY ONE MARSHMALLOW LEFT ON THIS PLATE.
371 00:20:21,387 00:20:24,891 JUSTIN, YOU REMINDED US ALL THAT LOOKS MATTER A LOT. JUSTIN, YOU REMINDED US ALL THAT LOOKS MATTER A LOT.
372 00:20:24,932 00:20:28,602 AND, HEATHER, YOU'RE FULL OF SURPRISES, AND, HEATHER, YOU'RE FULL OF SURPRISES,
373 00:20:28,644 00:20:30,813 BUT READING ANOTHER CHICK'S DIARY OUT LOUD BUT READING ANOTHER CHICK'S DIARY OUT LOUD
374 00:20:30,855 00:20:32,648 TO THE WHOLE WORLD? TO THE WHOLE WORLD?
375 00:20:32,690 00:20:34,734 MAN, THAT IS WHACK. MAN, THAT IS WHACK.
376 00:20:34,775 00:20:37,486 NO KIDDING. THAT'S REALLY MESSED UP, DUDE. NO KIDDING. THAT'S REALLY MESSED UP, DUDE.
377 00:20:37,528 00:20:40,823 OH, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME MY MARSHMALLOW ALREADY. OH, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME MY MARSHMALLOW ALREADY.
378 00:20:40,865 00:20:44,535 JUSTIN, I PERSONALLY THINK THIS IS VERY WRONG, JUSTIN, I PERSONALLY THINK THIS IS VERY WRONG,
379 00:20:44,577 00:20:48,497 BUT TONIGHT HOTNESS JUST WASN'T ENOUGH. BUT TONIGHT HOTNESS JUST WASN'T ENOUGH.
380 00:20:48,539 00:20:52,626 THE LAST MARSHMALLOW GOES TO HEATHER. THE LAST MARSHMALLOW GOES TO HEATHER.
381 00:20:56,672 00:20:59,884 TIME TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, BRAH. TIME TO CATCH THE BOAT OF LOSERS, BRAH.
382 00:20:59,926 00:21:02,302 LATER, BRAH. LATER, BRAH.
383 00:21:06,348 00:21:09,810 IF THAT EVIL LITTLE COW THINKS SHE'S GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, IF THAT EVIL LITTLE COW THINKS SHE'S GETTING AWAY WITH THIS,
384 00:21:09,852 00:21:12,105 SHE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING. SHE HAS ANOTHER THING COMING.
385 00:21:15,233 00:21:17,610 DID YOU SAY YOU BROUGHT A RED ANT FARM WITH YOU? DID YOU SAY YOU BROUGHT A RED ANT FARM WITH YOU?
386 00:21:17,651 00:21:20,446 YES. YES.
387 00:21:20,487 00:21:25,367 (HEATHER SCREAMS) (HEATHER SCREAMS)
388 00:21:25,409 00:21:28,537 SWEET DREAMS, EVERYONE. (GIGGLES) SWEET DREAMS, EVERYONE. (GIGGLES)