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1 00:00:03,378 00:00:04,630 YO! YO!
2 00:00:04,672 00:00:07,925 WE'RE COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM CAMP WAWANAKWA, WE'RE COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM CAMP WAWANAKWA,
3 00:00:07,967 00:00:10,928 SOMEWHERE IN MUSKOKA, ONTARIO. SOMEWHERE IN MUSKOKA, ONTARIO.
4 00:00:10,970 00:00:14,139 I'M YOUR HOST, CHRIS MCLEAN. I'M YOUR HOST, CHRIS MCLEAN.
5 00:00:14,181 00:00:17,100 DROPPING SEASON ONE OF THE HOTTEST NEW REALITY SHOW DROPPING SEASON ONE OF THE HOTTEST NEW REALITY SHOW
6 00:00:17,142 00:00:19,812 ON TELEVISION, RIGHT NOW! ON TELEVISION, RIGHT NOW!
7 00:00:19,854 00:00:23,732 HERE'S THE DEAL, 22 CAMPERS HAVE SIGNED UP TO SPEND HERE'S THE DEAL, 22 CAMPERS HAVE SIGNED UP TO SPEND
8 00:00:23,774 00:00:27,027 EIGHT WEEKS RIGHT HERE AT THIS CRUMMY OLD SUMMER CAMP. EIGHT WEEKS RIGHT HERE AT THIS CRUMMY OLD SUMMER CAMP.
9 00:00:27,068 00:00:29,864 THEY'LL COMPETE IN CHALLENGES AGAINST EACH OTHER. THEY'LL COMPETE IN CHALLENGES AGAINST EACH OTHER.
10 00:00:29,905 00:00:33,701 THEN HAVE TO FACE THE JUDGMENT OF THEIR FELLOW CAMPERS. THEN HAVE TO FACE THE JUDGMENT OF THEIR FELLOW CAMPERS.
11 00:00:33,742 00:00:37,120 EVERY THREE DAYS, ONE TEAM WILL EITHER WIN A REWARD, EVERY THREE DAYS, ONE TEAM WILL EITHER WIN A REWARD,
12 00:00:37,162 00:00:39,289 OR WATCH ONE OF THEIR TEAM MEMBER'S WALK DOWN OR WATCH ONE OF THEIR TEAM MEMBER'S WALK DOWN
13 00:00:39,331 00:00:41,709 THE DOCK OF SHAME. THE DOCK OF SHAME.
14 00:00:41,750 00:00:46,421 TAKE A RIDE ON THE LOSER BOAT AND LEAVE TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND, TAKE A RIDE ON THE LOSER BOAT AND LEAVE TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND,
15 00:00:46,463 00:00:48,465 FOR GOOD. FOR GOOD.
16 00:00:48,507 00:00:50,801 THEIR FATE WILL BE DECIDED HERE, THEIR FATE WILL BE DECIDED HERE,
17 00:00:50,843 00:00:54,680 AT THE DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONIES WHERE EACH WEEK, AT THE DRAMATIC CAMPFIRE CEREMONIES WHERE EACH WEEK,
18 00:00:54,722 00:00:58,266 ALL BUT ONE CAMPER WILL RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW. ALL BUT ONE CAMPER WILL RECEIVE A MARSHMALLOW.
19 00:01:00,101 00:01:02,563 IN THE END, ONLY ONE WILL BE LEFT STANDING IN THE END, ONLY ONE WILL BE LEFT STANDING
20 00:01:02,604 00:01:06,107 AND WILL BE REWARDED WITH CHEESY TABLOID FAME AND WILL BE REWARDED WITH CHEESY TABLOID FAME
21 00:01:06,149 00:01:08,109 AND A SMALL FORTUNE, AND A SMALL FORTUNE,
22 00:01:08,151 00:01:11,030 WHICH LET'S FACE IT, THEY'LL PROBABLY BLOW IN A WEEK. WHICH LET'S FACE IT, THEY'LL PROBABLY BLOW IN A WEEK.
23 00:01:11,071 00:01:13,908 TO SURVIVE, THEY'LL HAVE TO BATTLE. TO SURVIVE, THEY'LL HAVE TO BATTLE.
24 00:01:13,949 00:01:15,617 BLACK FLIES. BLACK FLIES.
25 00:01:15,659 00:01:16,911 -GRIZZLY BEARS. -(GRIZZLY BEAR ROARS) -GRIZZLY BEARS. -(GRIZZLY BEAR ROARS)
26 00:01:16,952 00:01:18,286 DISGUSTING CAMP FOOD! DISGUSTING CAMP FOOD!
27 00:01:18,328 00:01:19,287 HEY NOW. HEY NOW.
28 00:01:19,329 00:01:21,665 AND EACH OTHER. AND EACH OTHER.
29 00:01:21,707 00:01:24,793 EVERY MOMENT WILL BE CAUGHT ON ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF CAMERAS EVERY MOMENT WILL BE CAUGHT ON ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF CAMERAS
30 00:01:24,835 00:01:26,378 SITUATED ALL OVER THE CAMP. SITUATED ALL OVER THE CAMP.
31 00:01:27,504 00:01:29,965 WHO WILL CRUMBLE UNDER THE PRESSURE? WHO WILL CRUMBLE UNDER THE PRESSURE?
32 00:01:30,007 00:01:33,343 FIND OUT HERE RIGHT NOW ON... FIND OUT HERE RIGHT NOW ON...
33 00:01:33,385 00:01:36,346 TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
34 00:02:39,534 00:02:42,370 WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. WELCOME BACK TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
35 00:02:42,412 00:02:46,125 ALL RIGHT, ITS TIME TO MEET OUR FIRST 11 CAMPERS. ALL RIGHT, ITS TIME TO MEET OUR FIRST 11 CAMPERS.
36 00:02:46,166 00:02:48,919 WE TOLD THEM THEY'D ALL BE STAYING AT A FIVE STAR RESORT, WE TOLD THEM THEY'D ALL BE STAYING AT A FIVE STAR RESORT,
37 00:02:48,961 00:02:52,464 SO IF THEY SEEM A LITTLE T.O.ed, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY. SO IF THEY SEEM A LITTLE T.O.ed, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY.
38 00:02:55,383 00:02:57,218 BETH, WHAT'S UP? BETH, WHAT'S UP?
39 00:02:57,260 00:03:00,014 IT'S SO INCREDULOUS TO MEET YOU. IT'S SO INCREDULOUS TO MEET YOU.
40 00:03:00,055 00:03:03,517 WOW, YOU'RE MUCH SHORTER IN REAL LIFE. WOW, YOU'RE MUCH SHORTER IN REAL LIFE.
41 00:03:03,558 00:03:06,185 UH, THANKS. UH, THANKS.
42 00:03:09,773 00:03:11,108 D.J. D.J.
43 00:03:11,150 00:03:14,111 YO, CHRIS MCLEAN. HOW'S IT GOING? YO, CHRIS MCLEAN. HOW'S IT GOING?
44 00:03:14,153 00:03:15,988 HEY, YOU SURE YOU GOT THE RIGHT PLACE HERE? HEY, YOU SURE YOU GOT THE RIGHT PLACE HERE?
45 00:03:16,030 00:03:17,322 WHERE'S THE HOT TUB AT? WHERE'S THE HOT TUB AT?
46 00:03:17,364 00:03:19,449 YO, DAWG, THIS IS IT. YO, DAWG, THIS IS IT.
47 00:03:19,491 00:03:22,201 CAMP WAWANAKWA. CAMP WAWANAKWA.
48 00:03:22,243 00:03:25,873 HUMPH. LOOKED A LOT DIFFERENT ON THE APPLICATION FORM. HUMPH. LOOKED A LOT DIFFERENT ON THE APPLICATION FORM.
49 00:03:25,914 00:03:27,082 CHRIS: HEY, GWEN. CHRIS: HEY, GWEN.
50 00:03:29,835 00:03:32,087 YOU MEAN WE'RE STAYING HERE? NO, YOU'RE STAYING HERE. YOU MEAN WE'RE STAYING HERE? NO, YOU'RE STAYING HERE.
51 00:03:34,422 00:03:36,550 MY CRIB IS AN AIRSTREAM WITH A.C. MY CRIB IS AN AIRSTREAM WITH A.C.
52 00:03:36,591 00:03:37,759 THAT-A-WAY. THAT-A-WAY.
53 00:03:37,801 00:03:39,720 I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS.
54 00:03:39,761 00:03:41,555 ACTUALLY, YOU DID. ACTUALLY, YOU DID.
55 00:03:45,308 00:03:47,769 THE GREAT THING ABOUT LAWYERS IS... THE GREAT THING ABOUT LAWYERS IS...
56 00:03:47,811 00:03:50,772 THEY MAKE LOTS OF COPIES. THEY MAKE LOTS OF COPIES.
57 00:03:50,814 00:03:52,357 I AM NOT STAYING HERE. COOL. I AM NOT STAYING HERE. COOL.
58 00:03:53,984 00:03:56,695 I HOPE YOU CAN SWIM THOUGH, BECAUSE YOUR RIDE JUST LEFT. I HOPE YOU CAN SWIM THOUGH, BECAUSE YOUR RIDE JUST LEFT.
59 00:03:56,737 00:03:58,155 (HORN HONKING) (HORN HONKING)
60 00:03:58,197 00:03:59,239 JERK! JERK!
61 00:04:05,495 00:04:07,706 GEOFF: CHRIS MCLEAN! GEOFF: CHRIS MCLEAN!
62 00:04:07,748 00:04:08,999 SUP, MAN? SUP, MAN?
63 00:04:09,041 00:04:10,667 IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU, MAN! IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU, MAN!
64 00:04:10,709 00:04:12,169 THE GEOFF-STER. THE GEOFF-STER.
65 00:04:12,211 00:04:14,213 WELCOME TO THE ISLAND, MAN! WELCOME TO THE ISLAND, MAN!
66 00:04:14,254 00:04:15,589 THANKS, MAN. THANKS, MAN.
67 00:04:15,630 00:04:18,258 IF THEY SAY "MAN" ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA PUKE. IF THEY SAY "MAN" ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA PUKE.
68 00:04:21,261 00:04:23,597 EVERYBODY, THIS IS LINDSAY. EVERYBODY, THIS IS LINDSAY.
69 00:04:30,020 00:04:31,772 NOT TOO SHABBY. NOT TOO SHABBY.
70 00:04:31,813 00:04:33,232 LINDSAY: HI! LINDSAY: HI!
71 00:04:33,273 00:04:35,442 OKAY, YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR! OKAY, YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR!
72 00:04:35,483 00:04:36,568 I'M CHRIS MCLEAN. I'M CHRIS MCLEAN.
73 00:04:39,071 00:04:40,906 THE HOST OF THE SHOW. THE HOST OF THE SHOW.
74 00:04:40,948 00:04:43,784 OH, THAT'S WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM. OH, THAT'S WHERE I KNOW YOU FROM.
75 00:04:43,825 00:04:45,953 UH, YEAH. UH, YEAH.
76 00:04:53,252 00:04:54,335 HEATHER. HEATHER.
77 00:04:56,171 00:04:57,464 HI! HI!
78 00:04:57,505 00:04:59,591 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE YOUR NEW FRIENDS LOOKS LIKE WE'RE YOUR NEW FRIENDS
79 00:04:59,633 00:05:01,342 FOR THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS. FOR THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS.
80 00:05:12,938 00:05:14,522 DUNCAN, DUDE. DUNCAN, DUDE.
81 00:05:14,564 00:05:17,442 I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES. I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES.
82 00:05:17,484 00:05:20,612 YEAH, YOUR PAROLE OFFICER WARNED ME ABOUT THAT, MAN. YEAH, YOUR PAROLE OFFICER WARNED ME ABOUT THAT, MAN.
83 00:05:20,654 00:05:22,656 HE ALSO TOLD ME TO GIVE HIM A HOLLER ANY TIME HE ALSO TOLD ME TO GIVE HIM A HOLLER ANY TIME
84 00:05:22,697 00:05:24,491 AND HAVE YOU RETURNED TO JUVIE. AND HAVE YOU RETURNED TO JUVIE.
85 00:05:25,951 00:05:27,119 OKAY, THEN. OKAY, THEN.
86 00:05:28,703 00:05:30,747 MEET YOU BY THE CAMPFIRE, GORGEOUS. MEET YOU BY THE CAMPFIRE, GORGEOUS.
87 00:05:30,789 00:05:32,249 DROP DEAD, YOU SKEEZ. DROP DEAD, YOU SKEEZ.
88 00:05:34,584 00:05:36,003 I'M CALLING MY PARENTS. I'M CALLING MY PARENTS.
89 00:05:36,044 00:05:37,212 YOU CANNOT MAKE ME STAY HERE. YOU CANNOT MAKE ME STAY HERE.
90 00:05:39,214 00:05:41,675 (HORN HONKING) (HORN HONKING)
91 00:05:41,716 00:05:44,761 CHRIS: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, TYLER! CHRIS: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, TYLER!
92 00:05:49,516 00:05:50,558 (ALL GASP) (ALL GASP)
93 00:05:54,104 00:05:56,690 UGH, MY SHOES! UGH, MY SHOES!
94 00:05:56,731 00:05:58,566 WICKED WIPEOUT, MAN! WICKED WIPEOUT, MAN!
95 00:06:05,782 00:06:06,783 (CHUCKLING) (CHUCKLING)
96 00:06:06,825 00:06:08,076 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
97 00:06:10,537 00:06:11,997 WELCOME TO CAMP, HAROLD. WELCOME TO CAMP, HAROLD.
98 00:06:14,333 00:06:17,085 WHAT'S HE LOOKING AT? WHAT'S HE LOOKING AT?
99 00:06:17,127 00:06:19,378 SO YOU MEAN THIS SHOW IS AT A CRAPPY SUMMER CAMP SO YOU MEAN THIS SHOW IS AT A CRAPPY SUMMER CAMP
100 00:06:19,420 00:06:21,089 AND NOT ON SOME BIG STAGE OR SOMETHING? AND NOT ON SOME BIG STAGE OR SOMETHING?
101 00:06:21,131 00:06:22,883 YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT.
102 00:06:22,924 00:06:24,301 YES. YES.
103 00:06:24,343 00:06:26,845 THAT IS SO MUCH MORE FAVORABLE TO MY SKILLS. THAT IS SO MUCH MORE FAVORABLE TO MY SKILLS.
104 00:06:31,308 00:06:34,728 CONTESTANT NUMBER NINE IS TRENT. CONTESTANT NUMBER NINE IS TRENT.
105 00:06:34,769 00:06:36,897 HEY, GOOD TO MEET YOU, MAN. HEY, GOOD TO MEET YOU, MAN.
106 00:06:36,938 00:06:38,690 I SAW YOU ON THAT FIGURE-SKATING SHOW. I SAW YOU ON THAT FIGURE-SKATING SHOW.
107 00:06:38,732 00:06:40,150 NICE WORK. NICE WORK.
108 00:06:40,192 00:06:42,610 HEY, THANKS, MAN. I KNEW I ROCKED THAT SHOW! HEY, THANKS, MAN. I KNEW I ROCKED THAT SHOW!
109 00:06:42,652 00:06:44,321 I SAW THAT. I SAW THAT.
110 00:06:44,363 00:06:47,241 ONE OF THE GUYS DROPPED HIS PARTNER ON HER HEAD, ONE OF THE GUYS DROPPED HIS PARTNER ON HER HEAD,
111 00:06:47,282 00:06:48,616 SO THEY GOT IMMUNITY THAT WEEK. SO THEY GOT IMMUNITY THAT WEEK.
112 00:06:48,658 00:06:51,494 LUCKY! I HOPE I GET DROPPED ON MY HEAD. LUCKY! I HOPE I GET DROPPED ON MY HEAD.
113 00:06:51,536 00:06:53,247 ME TOO! ME TOO!
114 00:06:54,539 00:06:55,957 SO THIS IS IT? SO THIS IS IT?
115 00:06:59,002 00:07:00,419 ALL RIGHTY THEN. ALL RIGHTY THEN.
116 00:07:15,269 00:07:16,644 HEY! WHAT'S UP? HEY! WHAT'S UP?
117 00:07:16,686 00:07:18,021 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
118 00:07:18,063 00:07:22,067 OUR SURFER CHICK, BRIDGETTE, IS HERE. OUR SURFER CHICK, BRIDGETTE, IS HERE.
119 00:07:22,109 00:07:24,069 (SCOFFS) NICE BOARD. (SCOFFS) NICE BOARD.
120 00:07:24,111 00:07:25,820 THIS AIN'T MALIBU, HONEY. THIS AIN'T MALIBU, HONEY.
121 00:07:25,862 00:07:27,739 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE ON A BEACH. I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE ON A BEACH.
122 00:07:27,781 00:07:28,907 CHRIS: WE ARE! CHRIS: WE ARE!
123 00:07:32,827 00:07:35,080 -GREAT. -ALL RIGHT, THAT MAKES-- -GREAT. -ALL RIGHT, THAT MAKES--
124 00:07:36,623 00:07:39,626 OW! DARN IT, THAT HURT! OW! DARN IT, THAT HURT!
125 00:07:39,667 00:07:40,877 HEY, GUYS. HEY, GUYS.
126 00:07:40,919 00:07:43,504 HEY! I'M GEOFF. HEY! I'M GEOFF.
127 00:07:43,546 00:07:44,798 BRIDGETTE: WHAT'S UP? BRIDGETTE: WHAT'S UP?
128 00:07:44,839 00:07:47,008 DANG, WATCH THE BOARD, MAN! HI! I'M BETH. DANG, WATCH THE BOARD, MAN! HI! I'M BETH.
129 00:07:49,261 00:07:50,595 HEY. HEY.
130 00:07:50,637 00:07:52,597 OKAY, WE'VE ALL MET SURFER GIRL. OKAY, WE'VE ALL MET SURFER GIRL.
131 00:07:52,639 00:07:54,641 CAN WE GET ON WITH THE SHOW, PLEASE? CAN WE GET ON WITH THE SHOW, PLEASE?
132 00:07:54,682 00:07:56,851 SOMEONE MISSED THEIR DOUBLE CAPPUCCINO MACCHIATO SOMEONE MISSED THEIR DOUBLE CAPPUCCINO MACCHIATO
133 00:07:56,893 00:07:57,936 THIS MORNING. THIS MORNING.
134 00:07:57,978 00:07:58,979 GET BENT. GET BENT.
135 00:08:02,441 00:08:06,694 OUR... NEXT CAMPER IS NOAH. OUR... NEXT CAMPER IS NOAH.
136 00:08:06,736 00:08:09,823 YOU GOT MY MEMO ABOUT MY LIFE-THREATENING ALLERGIES? YOU GOT MY MEMO ABOUT MY LIFE-THREATENING ALLERGIES?
137 00:08:09,864 00:08:11,450 I'M SURE SOMEONE DID. I'M SURE SOMEONE DID.
138 00:08:11,491 00:08:13,868 GOOD. IS THIS WHERE WE'RE STAYING? GOOD. IS THIS WHERE WE'RE STAYING?
139 00:08:13,910 00:08:16,955 NO, IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE, AND WE'RE THROWING A PARTY. NO, IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE, AND WE'RE THROWING A PARTY.
140 00:08:16,997 00:08:19,916 CUTE. NICE PIERCINGS, ORIGINAL, DO THEM YOURSELF? CUTE. NICE PIERCINGS, ORIGINAL, DO THEM YOURSELF?
141 00:08:19,958 00:08:21,126 YEAH. YOU WANT ONE? YEAH. YOU WANT ONE?
142 00:08:21,168 00:08:23,337 UH, NO, THANKS. UH, NO, THANKS.
143 00:08:23,378 00:08:25,130 CAN I HAVE MY LIP BACK, PLEASE? CAN I HAVE MY LIP BACK, PLEASE?
144 00:08:25,172 00:08:27,257 THANKS. THANKS.
145 00:08:27,299 00:08:30,260 WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL? LESHAWNA'S IN THE HOUSE! WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL? LESHAWNA'S IN THE HOUSE!
146 00:08:31,261 00:08:32,304 (GASPS) (GASPS)
147 00:08:33,263 00:08:34,722 YO, BABY, HEY, HOW YOU DOING? YO, BABY, HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
148 00:08:34,764 00:08:36,808 HOW'S IT GOING? HOW'S IT GOING?
149 00:08:36,850 00:08:39,060 FEEL FREE TO QUIT NOW AND SAVE YOURSELVES THE TROUBLE, FEEL FREE TO QUIT NOW AND SAVE YOURSELVES THE TROUBLE,
150 00:08:39,102 00:08:41,146 'CAUSE I CAME TO WIN. 'CAUSE I CAME TO WIN.
151 00:08:41,188 00:08:42,439 OH, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER? OH, WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER?
152 00:08:42,481 00:08:45,150 GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, BABY! GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, BABY!
153 00:08:45,192 00:08:48,445 I'VE NEVER SEEN A GIRL LIKE YOU IN REAL LIFE BEFORE. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GIRL LIKE YOU IN REAL LIFE BEFORE.
154 00:08:48,487 00:08:49,904 EXCUSE ME? EXCUSE ME?
155 00:08:49,946 00:08:52,657 YOU'RE REAL BIG AND LOUD. YOU'RE REAL BIG AND LOUD.
156 00:08:52,699 00:08:54,034 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME? WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?
157 00:08:54,075 00:08:55,535 OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T. OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T.
158 00:08:55,576 00:08:57,162 YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING YET. YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING YET.
159 00:08:57,204 00:08:58,830 I'LL SHOW YOU BIG, BABY. I'LL SHOW YOU BIG, BABY.
160 00:09:01,458 00:09:02,792 OH, YEAH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? OH, YEAH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
161 00:09:02,834 00:09:04,252 WELL, COME ON, THEN! WELL, COME ON, THEN!
162 00:09:04,294 00:09:06,129 ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS. SETTLE DOWN. ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS. SETTLE DOWN.
163 00:09:11,968 00:09:14,721 LADIES! SADIE, KATIE, LADIES! SADIE, KATIE,
164 00:09:14,762 00:09:17,891 WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME FOR EIGHT WEEKS. WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME FOR EIGHT WEEKS.
165 00:09:17,932 00:09:19,393 (INSECTS BUZZING) (INSECTS BUZZING)
166 00:09:19,434 00:09:20,601 OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH.
167 00:09:20,643 00:09:21,728 SADIE, LOOK. SADIE, LOOK.
168 00:09:21,769 00:09:23,563 IT'S A SUMMER CAMP. IT'S A SUMMER CAMP.
169 00:09:23,604 00:09:26,066 OKAY, I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO SUMMER CAMP. OKAY, I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO SUMMER CAMP.
170 00:09:26,107 00:09:27,192 EEE! EEE!
171 00:09:29,903 00:09:33,990 EZEKIEL! WHAT'S UP, MAN? EZEKIEL! WHAT'S UP, MAN?
172 00:09:34,032 00:09:35,534 I THINK I SEE A BIRD. I THINK I SEE A BIRD.
173 00:09:35,575 00:09:36,743 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
174 00:09:36,784 00:09:38,161 OKAY, LOOK, DUDE. OKAY, LOOK, DUDE.
175 00:09:38,203 00:09:39,704 I KNOW YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH. I KNOW YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH.
176 00:09:39,746 00:09:41,331 BEEN HOME-SCHOOLED YOUR WHOLE LIFE, BEEN HOME-SCHOOLED YOUR WHOLE LIFE,
177 00:09:41,373 00:09:43,500 RAISED BY FREAKY PRAIRIE PEOPLE, RAISED BY FREAKY PRAIRIE PEOPLE,
178 00:09:43,542 00:09:45,793 JUST DON'T SAY MUCH AND TRY NOT TO GET KICKED OFF JUST DON'T SAY MUCH AND TRY NOT TO GET KICKED OFF
179 00:09:45,835 00:09:47,462 TOO EARLY, OKAY? TOO EARLY, OKAY?
180 00:09:47,504 00:09:49,047 YES, SIR. YES, SIR.
181 00:09:49,089 00:09:51,716 THAT'S JUST... WOW. THAT'S JUST... WOW.
182 00:09:53,885 00:09:56,263 CODY. THE CODE-STER. CODY. THE CODE-STER.
183 00:09:56,304 00:09:59,640 THE CODE-MEISTER. THE CODE-MEISTER.
184 00:09:59,682 00:10:02,269 DUDE, PSYCHED TO BE HERE, MAN. DUDE, PSYCHED TO BE HERE, MAN.
185 00:10:02,310 00:10:04,521 I SEE THE LADIES HAVE ALREADY ARRIVED. I SEE THE LADIES HAVE ALREADY ARRIVED.
186 00:10:04,563 00:10:05,813 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
187 00:10:11,652 00:10:12,737 SAVE IT, SHORT STUFF. SAVE IT, SHORT STUFF.
188 00:10:16,533 00:10:17,992 EVA? EVA?
189 00:10:18,034 00:10:20,203 NICE. I GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. NICE. I GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
190 00:10:23,457 00:10:26,501 OW! WHAT'S IN THERE, DUMBBELLS? OW! WHAT'S IN THERE, DUMBBELLS?
191 00:10:26,543 00:10:27,586 YES. YES.
192 00:10:27,627 00:10:29,170 SHE'S ALL YOURS, MAN. SHE'S ALL YOURS, MAN.
193 00:10:30,838 00:10:32,507 OWEN: WOO-HOO! OWEN: WOO-HOO!
194 00:10:32,549 00:10:34,759 CHRIS, WHAT'S HAPPENING? CHRIS, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
195 00:10:35,969 00:10:37,554 THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
196 00:10:37,596 00:10:39,764 WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO!
197 00:10:39,806 00:10:42,559 OWEN, WELCOME! OWEN, WELCOME!
198 00:10:42,601 00:10:45,103 AWESOME TO BE HERE, MAN. AWESOME TO BE HERE, MAN.
199 00:10:45,145 00:10:49,232 YEAH! MAN, THIS IS JUST SO... YEAH! MAN, THIS IS JUST SO...
200 00:10:49,274 00:10:50,317 AWESOME? AWESOME?
201 00:10:50,358 00:10:52,193 YES, AWESOME! YES, AWESOME!
202 00:10:52,235 00:10:55,905 WOO! ARE YOU GONNA BE ON MY TEAM? WOO! ARE YOU GONNA BE ON MY TEAM?
203 00:10:55,947 00:10:57,782 OH, I SURE HOPE SO. OH, I SURE HOPE SO.
204 00:10:57,824 00:10:59,742 WOO! WOO!
205 00:10:59,784 00:11:01,077 YOU ABOUT FINISHED? YOU ABOUT FINISHED?
206 00:11:02,703 00:11:03,955 SORRY, DUDE. SORRY, DUDE.
207 00:11:03,997 00:11:05,332 I'M JUST SO PSYCHED! I'M JUST SO PSYCHED!
208 00:11:05,373 00:11:07,626 COOL. AND HERE COMES COURTNEY. COOL. AND HERE COMES COURTNEY.
209 00:11:10,253 00:11:11,254 THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
210 00:11:13,423 00:11:15,509 HI! YOU MUST BE THE OTHER CONTESTANTS. HI! YOU MUST BE THE OTHER CONTESTANTS.
211 00:11:15,550 00:11:17,385 IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU ALL. IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU ALL.
212 00:11:17,427 00:11:18,719 HOW'S IT GOING? HOW'S IT GOING?
213 00:11:18,761 00:11:20,054 I'M OWEN! I'M OWEN!
214 00:11:20,096 00:11:23,266 NICE TO MEET YOU, O... WOW. NICE TO MEET YOU, O... WOW.
215 00:11:38,739 00:11:40,699 THIS IS JUSTIN. THIS IS JUSTIN.
216 00:11:40,741 00:11:42,952 WELCOME TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. WELCOME TO TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
217 00:11:42,994 00:11:44,538 THANKS, CHRIS. THIS IS GREAT. THANKS, CHRIS. THIS IS GREAT.
218 00:11:44,579 00:11:46,831 JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE PICKED YOU BASED JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE PICKED YOU BASED
219 00:11:46,873 00:11:48,333 ENTIRELY ON YOUR LOOKS. ENTIRELY ON YOUR LOOKS.
220 00:11:48,375 00:11:49,792 I CAN DEAL WITH THAT. I CAN DEAL WITH THAT.
221 00:11:49,834 00:11:51,752 I LIKE YOUR PANTS. I LIKE YOUR PANTS.
222 00:11:51,794 00:11:53,004 THANKS, MAN. THANKS, MAN.
223 00:11:53,046 00:11:56,174 'CAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ALL WORN OUT. 'CAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ALL WORN OUT.
224 00:11:56,216 00:11:57,384 DID YOU BUY THEM LIKE THAT? DID YOU BUY THEM LIKE THAT?
225 00:11:57,425 00:11:58,635 UH, NO. UH, NO.
226 00:11:58,677 00:12:00,345 JUST HAD THEM FOR A WHILE. JUST HAD THEM FOR A WHILE.
227 00:12:00,387 00:12:01,555 OH. OH.
228 00:12:01,596 00:12:03,390 COOL. COOL.
229 00:12:03,431 00:12:05,141 STUPID! STUPID!
230 00:12:05,183 00:12:07,810 CHRIS: HEY, EVERYONE, IZZY! CHRIS: HEY, EVERYONE, IZZY!
231 00:12:07,852 00:12:09,437 HI, CHRIS. HI! HI, CHRIS. HI!
232 00:12:09,479 00:12:10,564 HI! OW! HI! OW!
233 00:12:11,856 00:12:14,317 OOH, THAT WAS BAD. OOH, THAT WAS BAD.
234 00:12:14,359 00:12:16,319 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
235 00:12:16,361 00:12:18,530 GUYS, SHE COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT! GUYS, SHE COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT!
236 00:12:21,449 00:12:24,035 IZZY: THAT FELT SO... IZZY: THAT FELT SO...
237 00:12:24,077 00:12:25,078 GOOD! GOOD!
238 00:12:25,119 00:12:26,204 EXCEPT FOR HITTING MY CHIN. EXCEPT FOR HITTING MY CHIN.
239 00:12:26,246 00:12:27,372 THIS IS SUMMER CAMP? THAT IS SO COOL! THIS IS SUMMER CAMP? THAT IS SO COOL!
240 00:12:28,582 00:12:29,999 DO YOU HAVE PAPIER-MACHE HERE? DO YOU HAVE PAPIER-MACHE HERE?
241 00:12:30,041 00:12:31,251 ARE WE HAVING LUNCH SOON? ARE WE HAVING LUNCH SOON?
242 00:12:31,292 00:12:33,294 THAT IS A GOOD CALL! THAT IS A GOOD CALL!
243 00:12:33,336 00:12:35,213 FIRST THING'S FIRST. FIRST THING'S FIRST.
244 00:12:35,255 00:12:37,507 WE NEED A GROUP PHOTO FOR THE PROMOS. WE NEED A GROUP PHOTO FOR THE PROMOS.
245 00:12:37,549 00:12:39,509 EVERYONE ON THE END OF THE DOCK. EVERYONE ON THE END OF THE DOCK.
246 00:12:45,473 00:12:48,935 OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE... OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE...
247 00:12:50,437 00:12:51,438 OOPS! OOPS!
248 00:12:51,479 00:12:53,231 OKAY, FORGOT THE LENS CAP. OKAY, FORGOT THE LENS CAP.
249 00:12:54,982 00:12:57,360 OKAY, HOLD THAT POSE. OKAY, HOLD THAT POSE.
250 00:12:57,402 00:13:02,031 ONE, TWO--OH, NO, WAIT. ONE, TWO--OH, NO, WAIT.
251 00:13:02,073 00:13:03,324 CARD'S FULL. CARD'S FULL.
252 00:13:03,366 00:13:04,492 HANG ON. HANG ON.
253 00:13:04,534 00:13:05,784 COME ON, MAN. COME ON, MAN.
254 00:13:05,826 00:13:07,537 MY FACE IS STARTING TO FREEZE. MY FACE IS STARTING TO FREEZE.
255 00:13:07,579 00:13:09,497 GOT IT. OKAY. GOT IT. OKAY.
256 00:13:09,539 00:13:12,709 EVERYONE SAY, "WAWANAKWA!" EVERYONE SAY, "WAWANAKWA!"
257 00:13:12,751 00:13:14,043 ALL: WAWANAKWA! ALL: WAWANAKWA!
258 00:13:14,085 00:13:15,169 AAH! AAH!
259 00:13:17,796 00:13:22,176 OKAY, GUYS, DRY OFF AND MEET AT THE CAMPFIRE PIT IN 10. OKAY, GUYS, DRY OFF AND MEET AT THE CAMPFIRE PIT IN 10.
260 00:13:24,721 00:13:27,348 THIS IS CAMP WAWANAKWA, THIS IS CAMP WAWANAKWA,
261 00:13:27,390 00:13:30,560 YOUR HOME FOR THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS. YOUR HOME FOR THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS.
262 00:13:30,602 00:13:33,730 THE CAMPERS SITTING AROUND YOU WILL BE YOUR CABIN MATES, THE CAMPERS SITTING AROUND YOU WILL BE YOUR CABIN MATES,
263 00:13:33,772 00:13:35,315 YOUR COMPETITION, YOUR COMPETITION,
264 00:13:35,356 00:13:37,191 AND MAYBE EVEN YOUR FRIENDS. AND MAYBE EVEN YOUR FRIENDS.
265 00:13:37,233 00:13:38,401 YOU DIG? YOU DIG?
266 00:13:40,320 00:13:43,239 THE CAMPER WHO MANAGES TO STAY ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND THE CAMPER WHO MANAGES TO STAY ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND
267 00:13:43,281 00:13:48,662 THE LONGEST WITHOUT GETTING VOTED OFF WILL WIN $100,000. THE LONGEST WITHOUT GETTING VOTED OFF WILL WIN $100,000.
268 00:13:48,703 00:13:50,330 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
269 00:13:50,371 00:13:52,624 WHAT WILL THE SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS BE, WHAT WILL THE SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS BE,
270 00:13:52,666 00:13:56,002 BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO REQUEST A BUNK UNDER HER? BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO REQUEST A BUNK UNDER HER?
271 00:13:56,043 00:13:57,962 THEY'RE NOT COED, ARE THEY? THEY'RE NOT COED, ARE THEY?
272 00:13:58,004 00:13:59,506 NO. NO.
273 00:13:59,547 00:14:03,551 GIRLS GET ONE SIDE OF EACH CABIN AND DUDES GET THE OTHER. GIRLS GET ONE SIDE OF EACH CABIN AND DUDES GET THE OTHER.
274 00:14:03,593 00:14:05,052 EXCUSE ME, KYLE? EXCUSE ME, KYLE?
275 00:14:05,094 00:14:06,763 CAN I HAVE A CABIN WITH A LAKE VIEW CAN I HAVE A CABIN WITH A LAKE VIEW
276 00:14:06,805 00:14:08,264 SINCE I'M THE PRETTIEST? SINCE I'M THE PRETTIEST?
277 00:14:08,306 00:14:09,724 CHRIS: OKAY, YOU ARE. CHRIS: OKAY, YOU ARE.
278 00:14:09,766 00:14:11,309 BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY HOW IT WORKS HERE. BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY HOW IT WORKS HERE.
279 00:14:11,351 00:14:13,770 AND IT'S CHRIS. AND IT'S CHRIS.
280 00:14:13,812 00:14:16,773 I HAVE TO LIVE WITH SADIE, OR I'LL DIE. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH SADIE, OR I'LL DIE.
281 00:14:16,815 00:14:19,484 AND I'LL BREAK OUT IN HIVES. AND I'LL BREAK OUT IN HIVES.
282 00:14:19,526 00:14:20,943 IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE.
283 00:14:20,985 00:14:23,530 THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING. THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING.
284 00:14:23,571 00:14:26,866 AW, COME ON, GUYS, IT'LL BE FUN. AW, COME ON, GUYS, IT'LL BE FUN.
285 00:14:26,907 00:14:28,993 IT'S LIKE A BIG SLEEPOVER. IT'S LIKE A BIG SLEEPOVER.
286 00:14:29,035 00:14:31,538 AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP NEXT TO HIM. AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP NEXT TO HIM.
287 00:14:35,834 00:14:37,043 HERE'S THE DEAL. HERE'S THE DEAL.
288 00:14:37,084 00:14:38,919 WE'RE GONNA SPLIT YOU INTO TWO TEAMS. WE'RE GONNA SPLIT YOU INTO TWO TEAMS.
289 00:14:38,961 00:14:42,006 IF I CALL YOUR NAME OUT, GO STAND OVER THERE. IF I CALL YOUR NAME OUT, GO STAND OVER THERE.
290 00:14:42,048 00:14:43,842 GWEN. GWEN.
291 00:14:43,883 00:14:45,510 TRENT. TRENT.
292 00:14:45,552 00:14:47,387 HEATHER. HEATHER.
293 00:14:47,428 00:14:49,681 CODY. CODY.
294 00:14:49,723 00:14:51,516 LINDSAY. LINDSAY.
295 00:14:51,558 00:14:53,184 BETH. BETH.
296 00:14:53,226 00:14:54,935 KATIE. KATIE.
297 00:14:54,977 00:14:57,313 OWEN. OWEN.
298 00:14:57,355 00:14:58,857 LESHAWNA. LESHAWNA.
299 00:14:58,898 00:15:00,608 JUSTIN. JUSTIN.
300 00:15:00,650 00:15:03,027 AND NOAH. AND NOAH.
301 00:15:03,069 00:15:04,654 FROM THIS MOMENT ON, FROM THIS MOMENT ON,
302 00:15:04,696 00:15:07,114 YOU ARE OFFICIALLY KNOWN AS... YOU ARE OFFICIALLY KNOWN AS...
303 00:15:08,908 00:15:11,786 THE SCREAMING GOPHERS! THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!
304 00:15:11,828 00:15:14,831 YEAH! I'M A GOPHER! YEAH! I'M A GOPHER!
305 00:15:14,873 00:15:15,915 WOO! WOO!
306 00:15:15,956 00:15:17,333 WAIT! WAIT!
307 00:15:17,375 00:15:18,959 WHAT ABOUT SADIE? WHAT ABOUT SADIE?
308 00:15:19,001 00:15:21,003 THE REST OF YOU, OVER HERE. THE REST OF YOU, OVER HERE.
309 00:15:21,045 00:15:22,881 GEOFF. GEOFF.
310 00:15:22,922 00:15:24,090 BRIDGETTE. BRIDGETTE.
311 00:15:25,425 00:15:27,176 D.J. D.J.
312 00:15:27,218 00:15:29,053 TYLER. TYLER.
313 00:15:29,095 00:15:31,431 SADIE. SADIE.
314 00:15:31,472 00:15:33,140 IZZY. IZZY.
315 00:15:33,182 00:15:35,309 COURTNEY. COURTNEY.
316 00:15:35,351 00:15:37,395 EZEKIEL. EZEKIEL.
317 00:15:37,437 00:15:39,564 DUNCAN. DUNCAN.
318 00:15:39,606 00:15:40,815 EVA. EVA.
319 00:15:40,857 00:15:42,776 AND HAROLD. AND HAROLD.
320 00:15:42,817 00:15:44,110 MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
321 00:15:44,151 00:15:45,862 BUT KATIE'S A GOPHER! BUT KATIE'S A GOPHER!
322 00:15:45,904 00:15:47,697 I HAVE TO BE A GOPHER! SADIE, IS IT? COME ON. I HAVE TO BE A GOPHER! SADIE, IS IT? COME ON.
323 00:15:49,574 00:15:50,575 IT'LL BE OKAY. IT'LL BE OKAY.
324 00:15:50,617 00:15:52,201 THIS IS SO UNFAIR. THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
325 00:15:52,243 00:15:54,203 I MISS YOU, KATIE! I MISS YOU, KATIE!
326 00:15:54,245 00:15:56,873 I MISS YOU, TOO! I MISS YOU, TOO!
327 00:15:56,915 00:15:59,584 CHRIS: YOU GUYS WILL OFFICIALLY BE KNOWN AS... CHRIS: YOU GUYS WILL OFFICIALLY BE KNOWN AS...
328 00:16:02,086 00:16:04,756 THE KILLER BASS! THE KILLER BASS!
329 00:16:04,798 00:16:06,173 IT'S AWESOME. IT'S AWESOME.
330 00:16:06,215 00:16:07,967 IT'S, LIKE... IT'S, LIKE...
331 00:16:08,008 00:16:09,886 AMAZING. AMAZING.
332 00:16:09,928 00:16:11,721 CHRIS: ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS! CHRIS: ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS!
333 00:16:11,763 00:16:15,266 YOU AND YOUR TEAM WILL BE ON CAMERA IN ALL PUBLIC AREAS YOU AND YOUR TEAM WILL BE ON CAMERA IN ALL PUBLIC AREAS
334 00:16:15,308 00:16:17,477 DURING THIS COMPETITION. DURING THIS COMPETITION.
335 00:16:17,518 00:16:20,814 YOU'LL ALSO BE ABLE TO SHARE YOUR INNERMOST THOUGHTS YOU'LL ALSO BE ABLE TO SHARE YOUR INNERMOST THOUGHTS
336 00:16:20,855 00:16:24,150 ON TAPE WITH VIDEO DIARIES ANY TIME YOU WANT. ON TAPE WITH VIDEO DIARIES ANY TIME YOU WANT.
337 00:16:24,191 00:16:27,779 LET THE AUDIENCE AT HOME KNOW WHAT YOU'RE REALLY THINKING, LET THE AUDIENCE AT HOME KNOW WHAT YOU'RE REALLY THINKING,
338 00:16:27,821 00:16:31,115 OR JUST GET SOMETHING OFF YOUR CHEST. OR JUST GET SOMETHING OFF YOUR CHEST.
339 00:16:31,157 00:16:33,868 UM, OKAY. UM, OKAY.
340 00:16:33,910 00:16:36,036 SO FAR THIS SUCKS. SO FAR THIS SUCKS.
341 00:16:36,078 00:16:37,204 LINDSAY: I DON'T GET IT. LINDSAY: I DON'T GET IT.
342 00:16:37,246 00:16:38,623 WHERE'S THE CAMERA GUY? WHERE'S THE CAMERA GUY?
343 00:16:40,249 00:16:42,084 (QUACKS) (QUACKS)
344 00:16:42,126 00:16:45,087 HEY, EVERYONE, CHECK THIS OUT. HEY, EVERYONE, CHECK THIS OUT.
345 00:16:45,129 00:16:48,174 I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY. I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY.
346 00:16:48,215 00:16:49,342 (FARTS) (FARTS)
347 00:16:51,427 00:16:54,263 ALL RIGHT, ANY QUESTIONS? ALL RIGHT, ANY QUESTIONS?
348 00:16:54,305 00:16:57,016 COOL. LET'S FIND YOUR CABINS. COOL. LET'S FIND YOUR CABINS.
349 00:16:58,685 00:17:00,854 GOPHERS, YOU'RE IN THE EAST CABIN. GOPHERS, YOU'RE IN THE EAST CABIN.
350 00:17:00,895 00:17:02,062 BASS, YOU'RE IN THE WEST. BASS, YOU'RE IN THE WEST.
351 00:17:04,816 00:17:06,150 HEATHER: BUNK BEDS? HEATHER: BUNK BEDS?
352 00:17:06,192 00:17:08,903 ISN'T THIS A LITTLE SUMMER CAMP? ISN'T THIS A LITTLE SUMMER CAMP?
353 00:17:08,945 00:17:11,781 THAT'S THE IDEA, GENIUS. THAT'S THE IDEA, GENIUS.
354 00:17:11,823 00:17:13,574 SHUT UP, WEIRD GOTH GIRL. SHUT UP, WEIRD GOTH GIRL.
355 00:17:13,616 00:17:15,117 YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU'RE SO SMART.
356 00:17:15,159 00:17:16,452 I FEEL THAT. I FEEL THAT.
357 00:17:16,494 00:17:18,287 SHOULDN'T YOU BE ON THE BOYS' SIDE? SHOULDN'T YOU BE ON THE BOYS' SIDE?
358 00:17:20,289 00:17:21,415 CODY: AAH! LINDSAY: WHERE ARE THE OUTLETS? CODY: AAH! LINDSAY: WHERE ARE THE OUTLETS?
359 00:17:25,837 00:17:27,547 I HAVE TO PLUG IN MY STRAIGHTENING IRON. I HAVE TO PLUG IN MY STRAIGHTENING IRON.
360 00:17:27,588 00:17:31,885 THERE ARE SOME IN THE COMMUNAL BATHROOMS JUST ACROSS THE WAY. THERE ARE SOME IN THE COMMUNAL BATHROOMS JUST ACROSS THE WAY.
361 00:17:31,926 00:17:33,093 LINDSAY: COMMUNAL BATHROOMS? LINDSAY: COMMUNAL BATHROOMS?
362 00:17:33,135 00:17:34,554 BUT I'M NOT CATHOLIC. BUT I'M NOT CATHOLIC.
363 00:17:34,595 00:17:38,016 NOT COMMUNION, COMMUNAL. NOT COMMUNION, COMMUNAL.
364 00:17:38,057 00:17:39,767 IT MEANS WE SHOWER TOGETHER. IT MEANS WE SHOWER TOGETHER.
365 00:17:39,809 00:17:41,310 IDIOT. IDIOT.
366 00:17:41,352 00:17:43,479 OH, NO! OH, NO!
367 00:17:43,521 00:17:45,606 COME ON! COME ON!
368 00:17:45,648 00:17:48,442 I'M GLAD WE'RE IN OUR OWN CABIN WITH JUST GUYS. I'M GLAD WE'RE IN OUR OWN CABIN WITH JUST GUYS.
369 00:17:48,484 00:17:49,610 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
370 00:17:49,652 00:17:51,612 (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
371 00:17:51,654 00:17:53,948 I MEAN NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT! I MEAN NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
372 00:17:53,990 00:17:57,076 I LOVE CHICKS. I LOVE CHICKS.
373 00:17:57,117 00:17:58,745 I JUST DON'T WANT TO SLEEP NEAR THEM. I JUST DON'T WANT TO SLEEP NEAR THEM.
374 00:17:58,786 00:18:00,788 (STAMMERS) I MEAN... (STAMMERS) I MEAN...
375 00:18:00,830 00:18:03,374 GEOFF: EXCUSE ME, CHRIS. GEOFF: EXCUSE ME, CHRIS.
376 00:18:03,416 00:18:06,836 IS THERE A CHAPERONE OF ANY KIND IN THIS FACILITY? IS THERE A CHAPERONE OF ANY KIND IN THIS FACILITY?
377 00:18:06,878 00:18:09,296 YOU'RE ALL 16 YEARS OLD, YOU'RE ALL 16 YEARS OLD,
378 00:18:09,338 00:18:11,007 AS OLD AS A COUNSELOR IN TRAINING AS OLD AS A COUNSELOR IN TRAINING
379 00:18:11,049 00:18:12,884 AT A REGULAR SUMMER CAMP. AT A REGULAR SUMMER CAMP.
380 00:18:12,926 00:18:16,721 SO, OTHER THAN MYSELF, YOU'LL BE UNSUPERVISED. SO, OTHER THAN MYSELF, YOU'LL BE UNSUPERVISED.
381 00:18:16,763 00:18:19,015 YOU'VE GOT A HALF AN HOUR TO UNPACK AND MEET ME BACK YOU'VE GOT A HALF AN HOUR TO UNPACK AND MEET ME BACK
382 00:18:19,057 00:18:21,976 AT THE MAIN LODGE STARTING NOW. AT THE MAIN LODGE STARTING NOW.
383 00:18:22,018 00:18:23,269 NICE! NICE!
384 00:18:23,310 00:18:24,645 (LINDSAY SCREAMING) (LINDSAY SCREAMING)
385 00:18:28,066 00:18:30,150 OH, MAN, THAT WHITE GIRL CAN SCREAM. OH, MAN, THAT WHITE GIRL CAN SCREAM.
386 00:18:30,192 00:18:31,235 WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?
387 00:18:31,277 00:18:32,779 KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
388 00:18:33,821 00:18:34,864 (GASPS) (GASPS)
389 00:18:34,906 00:18:35,907 AAH! AAH!
390 00:18:38,576 00:18:41,579 THAT WAS MY BED. THAT WAS MY BED.
391 00:18:41,621 00:18:42,789 (ALL SHOUTING) (ALL SHOUTING)
392 00:18:51,171 00:18:53,424 HELP ME! HELP ME!
393 00:18:53,466 00:18:55,635 WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO KILL A COCKROACH. WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO KILL A COCKROACH.
394 00:18:55,676 00:18:57,386 HAROLD: AWESOME! HAROLD: AWESOME!
395 00:18:57,428 00:18:59,055 IF YOU EVER SEE ONE OF THOSE AGAIN, IF YOU EVER SEE ONE OF THOSE AGAIN,
396 00:18:59,097 00:19:00,347 JUST LET ME KNOW, OKAY? JUST LET ME KNOW, OKAY?
397 00:19:00,389 00:19:03,267 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I COULD DO THAT, TOO. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I COULD DO THAT, TOO.
398 00:19:10,775 00:19:12,026 THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE JOCKS. THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE JOCKS.
399 00:19:14,946 00:19:16,030 CHEF HATCHET: LISTEN UP! CHEF HATCHET: LISTEN UP!
400 00:19:16,072 00:19:18,950 I SERVE IT THREE TIMES A DAY, I SERVE IT THREE TIMES A DAY,
401 00:19:18,992 00:19:21,577 AND YOU'LL EAT IT THREE TIMES A DAY! AND YOU'LL EAT IT THREE TIMES A DAY!
402 00:19:21,619 00:19:24,038 GRAB YOUR TRAY, GET YOUR FOOD, GRAB YOUR TRAY, GET YOUR FOOD,
403 00:19:24,080 00:19:26,165 AND SIT YOUR BUTTS DOWN NOW! AND SIT YOUR BUTTS DOWN NOW!
404 00:19:26,206 00:19:27,625 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
405 00:19:27,667 00:19:29,502 WILL WE BE GETTING ALL THE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS? WILL WE BE GETTING ALL THE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS?
406 00:19:31,879 00:19:34,799 HAROLD: YEAH, 'CAUSE I GET HYPOGLYCEMIC REAL BAD HAROLD: YEAH, 'CAUSE I GET HYPOGLYCEMIC REAL BAD
407 00:19:34,841 00:19:36,592 IF I DON'T GET ENOUGH SUGAR. IF I DON'T GET ENOUGH SUGAR.
408 00:19:36,634 00:19:39,720 YOU'LL GET A LOT OF SHUT THE HECK UP. YOU'LL GET A LOT OF SHUT THE HECK UP.
409 00:19:39,762 00:19:41,221 HAVE A COW. HAVE A COW.
410 00:19:41,263 00:19:43,016 CHEF HATCHET: WHAT WAS THAT? CHEF HATCHET: WHAT WAS THAT?
411 00:19:43,057 00:19:47,103 COME CLOSER, FAT BOY. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU. COME CLOSER, FAT BOY. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
412 00:19:47,145 00:19:49,897 UH, I DIDN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING IMPORTANT. UH, I DIDN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING IMPORTANT.
413 00:19:49,939 00:19:51,816 I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T! I'M SURE YOU DIDN'T!
414 00:19:51,858 00:19:54,152 YOU, SCRAWNY KID. YOU, SCRAWNY KID.
415 00:19:54,193 00:19:55,319 GIVE ME YOUR PLATE. GIVE ME YOUR PLATE.
416 00:20:02,743 00:20:03,911 HEY, WHAT'S UP, GIRL? HEY, WHAT'S UP, GIRL?
417 00:20:06,873 00:20:08,457 OH, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT, IS IT? OH, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT, IS IT?
418 00:20:08,499 00:20:09,750 NEXT! NEXT!
419 00:20:09,792 00:20:11,210 LINDSAY: EXCUSE ME, LINDSAY: EXCUSE ME,
420 00:20:11,251 00:20:13,629 MY NUTRITIONIST SAYS I SHOULDN'T EAT ANY WHITE SUGAR, MY NUTRITIONIST SAYS I SHOULDN'T EAT ANY WHITE SUGAR,
421 00:20:13,671 00:20:17,424 WHITE FLOUR, OR, LIKE, DAIRY. WHITE FLOUR, OR, LIKE, DAIRY.
422 00:20:17,466 00:20:19,093 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM. I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM.
423 00:20:20,136 00:20:21,762 COOL! COOL!
424 00:20:21,804 00:20:24,098 OKAY, I HATE TO BE PREDICTABLE AND COMPLAIN ON THE FIRST DAY, OKAY, I HATE TO BE PREDICTABLE AND COMPLAIN ON THE FIRST DAY,
425 00:20:24,140 00:20:25,808 BUT I THINK MINE JUST MOVED. BUT I THINK MINE JUST MOVED.
426 00:20:28,102 00:20:29,269 RIGHT! RIGHT!
427 00:20:29,311 00:20:30,437 OKAY, THEN. OKAY, THEN.
428 00:20:35,109 00:20:37,070 WELCOME TO THE MAIN LODGE. WELCOME TO THE MAIN LODGE.
429 00:20:37,111 00:20:38,779 GEOFF: YO, MY MAN. GEOFF: YO, MY MAN.
430 00:20:38,821 00:20:40,073 CAN WE ORDER A PIZZA? CAN WE ORDER A PIZZA?
431 00:20:41,407 00:20:42,867 WHOA, IT'S COOL, "G." WHOA, IT'S COOL, "G."
432 00:20:42,909 00:20:44,077 BROWN SLOP IS COOL. BROWN SLOP IS COOL.
433 00:20:45,244 00:20:47,371 RIGHT, GUYS? RIGHT, GUYS?
434 00:20:47,413 00:20:51,375 YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE BEGINS IN ONE HOUR. YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE BEGINS IN ONE HOUR.
435 00:20:51,417 00:20:53,419 WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'LL MAKE US DO? WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'LL MAKE US DO?
436 00:20:53,460 00:20:56,005 IT'S OUR FIRST CHALLENGE. HOW HARD CAN IT BE? IT'S OUR FIRST CHALLENGE. HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
437 00:21:00,342 00:21:01,761 OH, (BLEEP). OH, (BLEEP).
438 00:21:03,763 00:21:06,515 NEXT TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND. NEXT TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND.
439 00:21:07,767 00:21:10,019 YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO JUMP OFF YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO JUMP OFF
440 00:21:10,061 00:21:13,689 THIS 1,000-FOOT-HIGH CLIFF INTO THE LAKE. THIS 1,000-FOOT-HIGH CLIFF INTO THE LAKE.
441 00:21:13,731 00:21:16,150 I'M LOOKING AT THIS GUY AND THINKING, I'M LOOKING AT THIS GUY AND THINKING,
442 00:21:16,192 00:21:18,569 "THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GONNA MAKE IT." "THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GONNA MAKE IT."
443 00:21:18,611 00:21:19,862 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT,
444 00:21:19,904 00:21:22,865 "IF HE JUMPS THIS... HE'S GONNA DIE." "IF HE JUMPS THIS... HE'S GONNA DIE."
445 00:21:22,907 00:21:24,784 OWEN: I'M GOING TO DIE NOW. OWEN: I'M GOING TO DIE NOW.
446 00:21:24,825 00:21:27,286 I'M GOING TO FREAKING DIE NOW! I'M GOING TO FREAKING DIE NOW!