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1 00:00:04,505 00:00:10,677 (MUSIC PLAYING) (MUSIC PLAYING)
2 00:00:20,604 00:00:22,356 Whether I'm right Whether I'm right
3 00:00:24,650 00:00:26,693 Or whether I'm wrong Or whether I'm wrong
4 00:00:29,112 00:00:35,452 Whether I find a place in this world Or never belong Whether I find a place in this world Or never belong
5 00:00:37,538 00:00:44,294 I gotta be me, I've gotta be me I gotta be me, I've gotta be me
6 00:00:46,338 00:00:47,881 TIMMY: Greetings, fellow humans. TIMMY: Greetings, fellow humans.
7 00:00:49,716 00:00:52,511 What you are about to see is a historical record What you are about to see is a historical record
8 00:00:52,636 00:00:54,846 of my life as a detective. of my life as a detective.
9 00:00:55,889 00:00:57,975 It has been rigorously fact-checked. It has been rigorously fact-checked.
10 00:00:58,892 00:01:00,894 It is also highly confidential. It is also highly confidential.
11 00:01:02,187 00:01:06,275 But I have agreed to document it because my expertise is invaluable But I have agreed to document it because my expertise is invaluable
12 00:01:06,358 00:01:08,694 to anyone who ever wanted to be a detective. to anyone who ever wanted to be a detective.
13 00:01:09,570 00:01:11,113 Which is probably everyone. Which is probably everyone.
14 00:01:12,614 00:01:16,326 That said, do not try any of what you are about to see at home. That said, do not try any of what you are about to see at home.
15 00:01:17,995 00:01:21,957 The high stakes world of a professional detective is dangerous, The high stakes world of a professional detective is dangerous,
16 00:01:22,040 00:01:24,126 fast moving, and unpredictable. fast moving, and unpredictable.
17 00:01:25,335 00:01:29,673 Especially the part involving a truck, a window, and a polar bear. Especially the part involving a truck, a window, and a polar bear.
18 00:01:30,007 00:01:32,884 (MUSIC CONTINUES) (MUSIC CONTINUES)
19 00:01:34,011 00:01:36,763 A world of success A world of success
20 00:01:38,390 00:01:41,226 It's waiting for me It's waiting for me
21 00:01:41,893 00:01:46,023 If I heed the call If I heed the call
22 00:01:47,441 00:01:50,569 I won't settle down I won't settle down
23 00:01:51,737 00:01:53,238 Won't settle for less... Won't settle for less...
24 00:01:53,447 00:01:57,034 (CRASHES) (CRASHES)
25 00:01:59,995 00:02:01,413 TIMMY: Mistakes were made. TIMMY: Mistakes were made.
26 00:02:01,705 00:02:03,957 (SNIFFS) (SNIFFS)
27 00:02:05,334 00:02:06,459 TIMMY: But I should back up. TIMMY: But I should back up.
28 00:02:07,544 00:02:09,338 The story, not the truck. The story, not the truck.
29 00:02:10,631 00:02:11,882 This is where I live. This is where I live.
30 00:02:12,841 00:02:15,552 Well, not there, but, here. Well, not there, but, here.
31 00:02:16,887 00:02:19,973 North Portland, in the shadow of this water tower. North Portland, in the shadow of this water tower.
32 00:02:20,766 00:02:22,893 My name is Failure, Timmy Failure. My name is Failure, Timmy Failure.
33 00:02:23,769 00:02:25,395 My name used to be spelled like this. My name used to be spelled like this.
34 00:02:26,897 00:02:30,192 But somebody changed it. And now, it's spelled like this. But somebody changed it. And now, it's spelled like this.
35 00:02:31,818 00:02:34,613 The name is misleading, because I am anything but. The name is misleading, because I am anything but.
36 00:02:35,947 00:02:37,866 I am only concerned with one thing... I am only concerned with one thing...
37 00:02:38,659 00:02:39,660 greatness. greatness.
38 00:02:40,911 00:02:45,832 I am the founder, president, and CEO of my own detective agency. I am the founder, president, and CEO of my own detective agency.
39 00:02:45,999 00:02:48,085 It's the best detective agency in town. It's the best detective agency in town.
40 00:02:48,877 00:02:49,961 Perhaps, the world. Perhaps, the world.
41 00:02:50,921 00:02:55,008 This is my latest case. Maybe the biggest of my storied career. This is my latest case. Maybe the biggest of my storied career.
42 00:02:55,467 00:02:56,927 (CLATTERS) (CLATTERS)
43 00:02:59,721 00:03:00,764 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
44 00:03:00,847 00:03:03,725 TIMMY: And that's my partner. His name is Total. TIMMY: And that's my partner. His name is Total.
45 00:03:05,018 00:03:07,104 He's a 1500-pound polar bear. He's a 1500-pound polar bear.
46 00:03:08,146 00:03:12,776 He's classified as a vulnerable species, because his arctic home is melting. He's classified as a vulnerable species, because his arctic home is melting.
47 00:03:12,943 00:03:15,821 FEMALE VOICE ON TV: So in 50 years, it retreated more than it had FEMALE VOICE ON TV: So in 50 years, it retreated more than it had
48 00:03:15,904 00:03:17,531 in the previous 200. in the previous 200.
49 00:03:18,573 00:03:20,117 TIMMY: So, he wandered for food. TIMMY: So, he wandered for food.
50 00:03:21,952 00:03:23,036 First by sea... First by sea...
51 00:03:29,126 00:03:30,275 and then by land. and then by land.
52 00:03:34,214 00:03:36,129 Until he came to Portland. Until he came to Portland.
53 00:03:36,341 00:03:39,094 Stumptown, the city at the end of the trail. Stumptown, the city at the end of the trail.
54 00:03:39,177 00:03:41,430 - PATTY: You're just leaving? - MALE VOICE: I need to live my life. - PATTY: You're just leaving? - MALE VOICE: I need to live my life.
55 00:03:41,513 00:03:43,877 PATTY: Well, why can't you live it here with us, like you promised? PATTY: Well, why can't you live it here with us, like you promised?
56 00:03:44,146 00:03:45,746 MALE VOICE: You know, I'm sorry, all right? MALE VOICE: You know, I'm sorry, all right?
57 00:03:45,851 00:03:47,686 PATTY: You're sorry, all right. A sorry loser! PATTY: You're sorry, all right. A sorry loser!
58 00:03:48,895 00:03:51,064 TIMMY: A place where things get strange. TIMMY: A place where things get strange.
59 00:03:52,524 00:03:54,443 - (FOOTSTEPS ECHOING) - (WOMAN GRUNTING) - (FOOTSTEPS ECHOING) - (WOMAN GRUNTING)
60 00:03:56,570 00:03:58,155 TIMMY: And he found our house... TIMMY: And he found our house...
61 00:03:59,448 00:04:00,449 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
62 00:04:02,159 00:04:03,243 ...and my cereal. ...and my cereal.
63 00:04:05,996 00:04:06,997 (SNIFFS) (SNIFFS)
64 00:04:08,665 00:04:10,023 TIMMY: We buy good cereal. TIMMY: We buy good cereal.
65 00:04:17,758 00:04:22,345 Initially, he displayed a fair degree of diligence and responsibility. Initially, he displayed a fair degree of diligence and responsibility.
66 00:04:23,013 00:04:25,974 So, I amended the official license of my agency. So, I amended the official license of my agency.
67 00:04:26,308 00:04:28,727 And agreed to make him a full partner. And agreed to make him a full partner.
68 00:04:28,977 00:04:30,020 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
69 00:04:30,437 00:04:31,730 TIMMY: Which was a mistake. TIMMY: Which was a mistake.
70 00:04:31,938 00:04:34,107 (SNORING) (SNORING)
71 00:04:35,400 00:04:37,944 TIMMY: The diligence and responsibility were a ruse. TIMMY: The diligence and responsibility were a ruse.
72 00:04:38,862 00:04:40,322 It's something polar bears do. It's something polar bears do.
73 00:04:40,447 00:04:41,490 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
74 00:04:58,089 00:05:01,076 My mode of transportation is the key to my success. My mode of transportation is the key to my success.
75 00:05:01,851 00:05:03,512 It's called the Failure Mobile. It's called the Failure Mobile.
76 00:05:04,888 00:05:08,350 It is an imposing machine that allows me unlimited access It is an imposing machine that allows me unlimited access
77 00:05:08,433 00:05:09,726 to the entire town. to the entire town.
78 00:05:10,477 00:05:12,687 And it commands the respect of others. And it commands the respect of others.
79 00:05:13,855 00:05:17,567 'Cause on the mean streets of Portland, respect is critical. 'Cause on the mean streets of Portland, respect is critical.
80 00:05:18,527 00:05:21,363 It should also be noted that it belongs to my mother, It should also be noted that it belongs to my mother,
81 00:05:21,518 00:05:23,114 who won it in a church raffle. who won it in a church raffle.
82 00:05:23,281 00:05:28,245 I won! I won; I never win crap. Boom! I won! I won; I never win crap. Boom!
83 00:05:30,831 00:05:32,749 TIMMY: She calls it her stress reliever. TIMMY: She calls it her stress reliever.
84 00:05:34,042 00:05:38,463 And so, she set forth some restrictions on when and how I can use it. And so, she set forth some restrictions on when and how I can use it.
85 00:05:39,005 00:05:40,423 Never, ever, ever! Never, ever, ever!
86 00:05:41,091 00:05:42,509 TIMMY: I thought that was vague... TIMMY: I thought that was vague...
87 00:05:43,343 00:05:44,386 so I use it. so I use it.
88 00:05:47,931 00:05:51,935 My relationship with local law enforcement is problematic. My relationship with local law enforcement is problematic.
89 00:05:53,520 00:05:58,275 They admire my talent, but resent the fact that I refuse to collaborate. They admire my talent, but resent the fact that I refuse to collaborate.
90 00:05:59,192 00:06:02,279 But I don't have to, because business is booming. But I don't have to, because business is booming.
91 00:06:04,114 00:06:06,575 Portland is a city that is rife with crime, Portland is a city that is rife with crime,
92 00:06:07,158 00:06:08,159 corruption... corruption...
93 00:06:09,369 00:06:10,453 and Russians. and Russians.
94 00:06:17,050 00:06:18,244 (DOORBELL CHIMES) (DOORBELL CHIMES)
95 00:06:18,336 00:06:21,339 (CLATTERS) (CLATTERS)
96 00:06:23,508 00:06:24,509 That's a demerit. That's a demerit.
97 00:06:27,345 00:06:30,015 - Hello, Gunnar. - Hey, Timmy. What do you want? - Hello, Gunnar. - Hey, Timmy. What do you want?
98 00:06:30,891 00:06:32,767 I understand someone stole your backpack. I understand someone stole your backpack.
99 00:06:34,185 00:06:35,228 Yeah, so? Yeah, so?
100 00:06:36,187 00:06:37,689 You may be wondering how I know that. You may be wondering how I know that.
101 00:06:38,940 00:06:40,942 I posted signs all over school. I posted signs all over school.
102 00:06:41,985 00:06:44,779 I want you to know that we are professional and discreet. I want you to know that we are professional and discreet.
103 00:06:50,785 00:06:52,078 We can find your backpack. We can find your backpack.
104 00:06:53,747 00:06:54,748 Who's we? Who's we?
105 00:07:01,379 00:07:02,881 We're wasting valuable time. We're wasting valuable time.
106 00:07:03,840 00:07:05,800 GUNNAR: I normally keep my backpack right there. GUNNAR: I normally keep my backpack right there.
107 00:07:06,134 00:07:09,095 But, all I really care about is my Swiss Army knife. But, all I really care about is my Swiss Army knife.
108 00:07:09,804 00:07:10,972 It was in the front pocket. It was in the front pocket.
109 00:07:11,514 00:07:13,183 - So, you're Swiss? - No. - So, you're Swiss? - No.
110 00:07:13,725 00:07:14,768 But you fight with knives? But you fight with knives?
111 00:07:15,310 00:07:18,438 I got it for scouting. I'm trying to earn my survival skills badge. I got it for scouting. I'm trying to earn my survival skills badge.
112 00:07:18,855 00:07:22,317 You got to survive in the woods, for two days, with only a knife. You got to survive in the woods, for two days, with only a knife.
113 00:07:23,151 00:07:24,486 Survive what exactly? Survive what exactly?
114 00:07:25,654 00:07:26,780 Whatever comes. Whatever comes.
115 00:07:28,031 00:07:30,075 (GRUNTS) Yes, yeah! (GRUNTS) Yes, yeah!
116 00:07:31,076 00:07:37,874 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
117 00:07:39,668 00:07:40,669 Good luck, Son. Good luck, Son.
118 00:07:43,880 00:07:45,924 Maybe go for the bird watching badge instead. Maybe go for the bird watching badge instead.
119 00:07:51,262 00:07:52,806 I have to do my homework now, Timmy. I have to do my homework now, Timmy.
120 00:07:53,640 00:07:54,975 Is this for enemy surveillance? Is this for enemy surveillance?
121 00:07:55,934 00:07:57,352 It's for looking at stars. It's for looking at stars.
122 00:07:58,770 00:08:01,064 Good cover. I think we're done here. Good cover. I think we're done here.
123 00:08:02,107 00:08:04,442 - You didn't do anything. - Incorrect. - You didn't do anything. - Incorrect.
124 00:08:04,776 00:08:08,154 I surveyed the crime scene and reached a comprehensive conclusion. I surveyed the crime scene and reached a comprehensive conclusion.
125 00:08:10,073 00:08:11,700 Backpack, gone. Backpack, gone.
126 00:08:12,617 00:08:14,035 I'll show myself out. I'll show myself out.
127 00:08:18,456 00:08:21,251 - (CLATTERS) - That's the closet. - (CLATTERS) - That's the closet.
128 00:08:22,419 00:08:23,420 TIMMY: Correct. TIMMY: Correct.
129 00:08:33,722 00:08:38,309 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
130 00:08:40,895 00:08:44,190 - Who are you? - Timmy. Who are you? - Who are you? - Timmy. Who are you?
131 00:08:44,941 00:08:45,942 Gabe. Gabe.
132 00:08:46,526 00:08:49,988 - You live here? - No, someone just put my name on the wall. - You live here? - No, someone just put my name on the wall.
133 00:08:51,031 00:08:52,073 What's with the dumb scarf? What's with the dumb scarf?
134 00:08:54,325 00:08:55,535 It's distinctive. It's distinctive.
135 00:08:56,286 00:08:57,871 Yeah, it's also not normal. Yeah, it's also not normal.
136 00:08:59,289 00:09:00,790 Normal is for normal people. Normal is for normal people.
137 00:09:03,209 00:09:04,210 Close the door, weirdo. Close the door, weirdo.
138 00:09:08,048 00:09:09,507 With you on the outside. With you on the outside.
139 00:09:12,844 00:09:15,055 Get out, or I'm gonna pound you! Get out, or I'm gonna pound you!
140 00:09:26,900 00:09:30,904 Timmy, you're nuts for going in there. Gabe's in middle school. Timmy, you're nuts for going in there. Gabe's in middle school.
141 00:09:31,029 00:09:32,447 He's got a screw loose. He's got a screw loose.
142 00:09:32,989 00:09:34,115 I was looking for clues. I was looking for clues.
143 00:09:35,075 00:09:37,535 - Did you find any? - Of course. - Did you find any? - Of course.
144 00:09:37,994 00:09:39,579 Gabe, very rude. Gabe, very rude.
145 00:09:46,086 00:09:47,754 TIMMY: Backpack, gone. TIMMY: Backpack, gone.
146 00:09:48,546 00:09:50,173 Gabe, very rude. Gabe, very rude.
147 00:09:53,343 00:09:54,344 What am I missing? What am I missing?
148 00:09:56,179 00:09:57,388 TIMMY: As darkness falls, TIMMY: As darkness falls,
149 00:09:57,764 00:10:01,142 I continue to wrestle with the complexities of the Gunnar case. I continue to wrestle with the complexities of the Gunnar case.
150 00:10:01,601 00:10:04,479 The good news is that my mother has two jobs. The good news is that my mother has two jobs.
151 00:10:05,188 00:10:08,274 So, I am left alone to work in peace and quiet. So, I am left alone to work in peace and quiet.
152 00:10:08,942 00:10:12,445 The bad news is my cramped office conditions. The bad news is my cramped office conditions.
153 00:10:13,154 00:10:16,449 - PATTY: Timmy, I'm home. - (THUDS) - PATTY: Timmy, I'm home. - (THUDS)
154 00:10:18,243 00:10:19,244 TIMMY: It's inhumane. TIMMY: It's inhumane.
155 00:10:19,327 00:10:20,328 PATTY: Timmy? PATTY: Timmy?
156 00:10:21,704 00:10:25,792 TIMMY: I have plans to renovate, so I scheduled a teleconference. TIMMY: I have plans to renovate, so I scheduled a teleconference.
157 00:10:26,584 00:10:27,794 - TIMMY: Mother. - Yep? - TIMMY: Mother. - Yep?
158 00:10:28,044 00:10:30,505 It would be helpful if you would get rid of all your clothes. It would be helpful if you would get rid of all your clothes.
159 00:10:30,839 00:10:32,257 I need more office space. I need more office space.
160 00:10:32,632 00:10:34,092 I'm not getting rid of my clothes. I'm not getting rid of my clothes.
161 00:10:34,431 00:10:36,553 You need a bigger office, you look for it somewhere else. You need a bigger office, you look for it somewhere else.
162 00:10:36,636 00:10:37,637 Eat your burger. Eat your burger.
163 00:10:38,513 00:10:39,722 - Server. - Yeah? - Server. - Yeah?
164 00:10:39,806 00:10:41,391 I need the real estate listings. I need the real estate listings.
165 00:10:42,100 00:10:43,560 Oh, are you serious? Oh, are you serious?
166 00:10:43,726 00:10:45,270 - PATTY: He's not. - I am. - PATTY: He's not. - I am.
167 00:10:45,395 00:10:47,021 No. That's... Thank you. No. No. That's... Thank you. No.
168 00:10:48,106 00:10:49,691 - Okay. - PATTY: Eat. - Okay. - PATTY: Eat.
169 00:10:49,899 00:10:53,278 I'll probably move my office downtown. More prestige. I'll probably move my office downtown. More prestige.
170 00:10:53,778 00:10:55,280 Why limit yourself to downtown? Why limit yourself to downtown?
171 00:10:55,744 00:10:58,002 It's your world headquarters, you've got to think bigger. It's your world headquarters, you've got to think bigger.
172 00:10:58,241 00:10:59,367 - Bigger? - Yeah. - Bigger? - Yeah.
173 00:10:59,617 00:11:02,120 Like, I always wanted to live in New York City. Like, I always wanted to live in New York City.
174 00:11:02,745 00:11:05,290 The music scene, museums, the Broadway shows, The music scene, museums, the Broadway shows,
175 00:11:05,373 00:11:09,419 you would love Broadway, buddy. That's where you should have your office. you would love Broadway, buddy. That's where you should have your office.
176 00:11:30,565 00:11:31,941 Failure! Failure!
177 00:11:32,066 00:11:36,029 (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS)
178 00:11:38,489 00:11:40,408 - (GROWLS) - (THUDS) - (GROWLS) - (THUDS)
179 00:11:41,784 00:11:42,994 I'll stay in Portland. I'll stay in Portland.
180 00:11:44,871 00:11:46,956 I tell you what, if you finish all of your food, I tell you what, if you finish all of your food,
181 00:11:47,120 00:11:49,250 we'll pick up the real estate listings on our way home. we'll pick up the real estate listings on our way home.
182 00:11:49,792 00:11:51,085 Commercial real estate? Commercial real estate?
183 00:11:51,920 00:11:53,671 Of course. More prestige. Of course. More prestige.
184 00:11:56,716 00:12:00,762 Note to file, consider hiring Mother for global planning position. Note to file, consider hiring Mother for global planning position.
185 00:12:01,429 00:12:02,430 Thanks, buddy. Thanks, buddy.
186 00:12:08,353 00:12:12,982 TIMMY: And so, I set my lofty sights on a new world headquarters, TIMMY: And so, I set my lofty sights on a new world headquarters,
187 00:12:13,274 00:12:14,984 befitting my agency. befitting my agency.
188 00:12:24,035 00:12:24,953 Psst! Psst!
189 00:12:26,120 00:12:27,872 Rents are higher than anticipated. Rents are higher than anticipated.
190 00:12:28,998 00:12:30,541 It's urgent we crack the Gunnar case. It's urgent we crack the Gunnar case.
191 00:12:41,261 00:12:43,137 PATTY: Timmy, get up. PATTY: Timmy, get up.
192 00:12:43,680 00:12:46,724 (BIRDS CHIRPING) (BIRDS CHIRPING)
193 00:12:47,934 00:12:51,020 TIMMY: And once we crack the Gunnar case, bingo bango. TIMMY: And once we crack the Gunnar case, bingo bango.
194 00:12:51,104 00:12:52,605 We'll be making billions. We'll be making billions.
195 00:12:55,191 00:12:58,027 And with all that cash, we'll be able to open our new office. And with all that cash, we'll be able to open our new office.
196 00:12:58,778 00:12:59,779 Downtown. Downtown.
197 00:13:00,863 00:13:02,740 We'll return to Gunnar's after school. We'll return to Gunnar's after school.
198 00:13:03,783 00:13:04,867 Dust for fingerprints, Dust for fingerprints,
199 00:13:05,535 00:13:07,537 - take some hair samples. - MALE VOICE: Love you buddy! - take some hair samples. - MALE VOICE: Love you buddy!
200 00:13:08,246 00:13:11,124 Hey, Timmy. Come on, you're gonna be late. Hey, Timmy. Come on, you're gonna be late.
201 00:13:14,168 00:13:15,920 We'll reconvene at recess. We'll reconvene at recess.
202 00:13:18,256 00:13:19,382 (GROANS) (GROANS)
203 00:13:20,842 00:13:21,968 I don't like it either. I don't like it either.
204 00:13:22,677 00:13:23,761 School policy. School policy.
205 00:13:24,012 00:13:26,044 - (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) - School policy. They're anti-bear. - (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) - School policy. They're anti-bear.
206 00:13:31,561 00:13:32,812 Hypocrites. (SIGHS) Hypocrites. (SIGHS)
207 00:13:34,022 00:13:35,440 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
208 00:13:36,691 00:13:38,104 MR. CROCUS: You're late, Failure. MR. CROCUS: You're late, Failure.
209 00:13:38,943 00:13:42,196 - Again. - TIMMY: Mr. Crocus. He's problematic. - Again. - TIMMY: Mr. Crocus. He's problematic.
210 00:13:42,405 00:13:45,408 Oh and, Failure, it's your turn to take care of Hammy Ham. Oh and, Failure, it's your turn to take care of Hammy Ham.
211 00:13:46,075 00:13:48,453 Pick him up at Maxine's house tomorrow after school. Pick him up at Maxine's house tomorrow after school.
212 00:13:49,329 00:13:50,330 I can't. Busy. I can't. Busy.
213 00:13:50,663 00:13:54,375 I don't mind taking care of Hammy Ham for another week, or longer. I don't mind taking care of Hammy Ham for another week, or longer.
214 00:13:54,834 00:13:56,502 No. Failure... No. Failure...
215 00:13:57,170 00:13:59,881 you pick up that hamster or you get detention. you pick up that hamster or you get detention.
216 00:14:04,344 00:14:06,429 - What are you in for? - Murder. - What are you in for? - Murder.
217 00:14:07,597 00:14:10,933 - You? - Not caring for the class hamster. - You? - Not caring for the class hamster.
218 00:14:12,226 00:14:14,354 - I'll get the rodent. - Good choice. - I'll get the rodent. - Good choice.
219 00:14:17,607 00:14:21,486 TIMMY: The people I sit with are also problematic. Like her. TIMMY: The people I sit with are also problematic. Like her.
220 00:14:21,694 00:14:23,696 - Hi, Timmy. - TIMMY: Molly Moskins. - Hi, Timmy. - TIMMY: Molly Moskins.
221 00:14:24,530 00:14:27,658 She smiles too much and smells like a tangerine. She smiles too much and smells like a tangerine.
222 00:14:27,950 00:14:31,746 MR. CROCUS: Clear your desks, we're going to have a quiz. MR. CROCUS: Clear your desks, we're going to have a quiz.
223 00:14:31,954 00:14:34,207 TIMMY: And him, Charles Tookus. TIMMY: And him, Charles Tookus.
224 00:14:34,540 00:14:38,086 Prefers to be called Rollo, he's a former employee of my agency. Prefers to be called Rollo, he's a former employee of my agency.
225 00:14:38,169 00:14:41,422 - Is this a surprise quiz? - Did you know about it? - Is this a surprise quiz? - Did you know about it?
226 00:14:41,631 00:14:43,341 - No. - Then... - No. - Then...
227 00:14:44,467 00:14:45,760 surprise! surprise!
228 00:14:47,136 00:14:49,055 I... I'm totally unprepared. I... I'm totally unprepared.
229 00:14:49,931 00:14:52,558 TIMMY: He has a nervous condition, so, I had to let him go. TIMMY: He has a nervous condition, so, I had to let him go.
230 00:14:53,351 00:14:57,688 But she's the most problematic. I call her The Nameless One. But she's the most problematic. I call her The Nameless One.
231 00:14:57,980 00:15:01,901 Because I am never ever going to talk about her. Ever. Because I am never ever going to talk about her. Ever.
232 00:15:02,402 00:15:05,238 Now, you can expect four more of these quizzes Now, you can expect four more of these quizzes
233 00:15:05,405 00:15:08,157 - before the end of the year. - Is that even legal? - before the end of the year. - Is that even legal?
234 00:15:08,658 00:15:12,954 I used to think Scantron tests were formulaic and demoralizing. I used to think Scantron tests were formulaic and demoralizing.
235 00:15:13,121 00:15:15,665 Now I see them as a form of artistic expression. Now I see them as a form of artistic expression.
236 00:15:16,249 00:15:17,917 GROUP: Hmmm. GROUP: Hmmm.
237 00:15:19,836 00:15:24,424 (BEMUSED CHATTER) (BEMUSED CHATTER)
238 00:15:24,966 00:15:26,509 - GROUP: Ah! - (APPLAUSE) - GROUP: Ah! - (APPLAUSE)
239 00:15:26,717 00:15:30,054 One final thing, all remaining quizzes will be graded One final thing, all remaining quizzes will be graded
240 00:15:30,138 00:15:32,723 on the combined average of your quadrant. on the combined average of your quadrant.
241 00:15:33,349 00:15:34,392 What, why? What, why?
242 00:15:35,351 00:15:38,354 I'm attempting to foster collaboration, Mr. Tookus. I'm attempting to foster collaboration, Mr. Tookus.
243 00:15:39,021 00:15:42,483 Working together, maybe the only chance you have Working together, maybe the only chance you have
244 00:15:42,733 00:15:45,361 of surviving middle school next year. of surviving middle school next year.
245 00:15:45,862 00:15:48,072 - ROLLO: Oh, we're dead. - Why? - ROLLO: Oh, we're dead. - Why?
246 00:15:48,739 00:15:51,409 Timmy doesn't study, he'll tank our grade. Timmy doesn't study, he'll tank our grade.
247 00:15:51,909 00:15:54,662 Grades are the least of my concerns, Rollo Tookus. Grades are the least of my concerns, Rollo Tookus.
248 00:15:55,079 00:15:56,581 What are your concerns, Timmy? What are your concerns, Timmy?
249 00:16:01,294 00:16:03,087 I cannot collaborate with The Nameless One. I cannot collaborate with The Nameless One.
250 00:16:04,297 00:16:06,841 Well, I don't know what that means exactly, Well, I don't know what that means exactly,
251 00:16:07,049 00:16:09,218 but I'm sure we can problem solve the situation. but I'm sure we can problem solve the situation.
252 00:16:09,677 00:16:12,597 Molly Moskins, do you have something you'd like to share? Molly Moskins, do you have something you'd like to share?
253 00:16:14,390 00:16:18,019 No, but Timmy does. And I think he should be heard. No, but Timmy does. And I think he should be heard.
254 00:16:18,853 00:16:20,563 Oh, well, Oh, well,
255 00:16:21,022 00:16:24,775 if something is troubling you, Mr. Failure, then by all means, if something is troubling you, Mr. Failure, then by all means,
256 00:16:24,859 00:16:27,195 stand up and share. Stand up. stand up and share. Stand up.
257 00:16:32,241 00:16:33,493 Well, speak up, Failure. Well, speak up, Failure.
258 00:16:34,535 00:16:36,537 We're all waiting. We're all waiting.
259 00:16:41,334 00:16:44,128 - You can do it, Timmy. - Say something, Timmy. - You can do it, Timmy. - Say something, Timmy.
260 00:16:45,254 00:16:48,257 As I expected. Now sit down, Failure. As I expected. Now sit down, Failure.
261 00:16:48,716 00:16:51,135 TIMMY: But sitting with The Nameless One was not an option. TIMMY: But sitting with The Nameless One was not an option.
262 00:16:52,011 00:16:53,095 Sit down... Sit down...
263 00:16:53,888 00:16:55,515 or go to the Principal's office. or go to the Principal's office.
264 00:16:56,057 00:16:58,142 So, I was forced to improvise. So, I was forced to improvise.
265 00:17:00,811 00:17:01,812 What are you doing now? What are you doing now?
266 00:17:02,813 00:17:04,774 Sitting down, but over here. Sitting down, but over here.
267 00:17:05,233 00:17:08,486 All right. That's it. Get out. Get out of my class. All right. That's it. Get out. Get out of my class.
268 00:17:11,489 00:17:13,115 Without the desk! Without the desk!
269 00:17:18,329 00:17:19,539 (DOOR CLOSES) (DOOR CLOSES)
270 00:17:20,581 00:17:22,750 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
271 00:17:24,085 00:17:28,130 TIMMY: Recess is the only opportunity I have to do global strategy planning TIMMY: Recess is the only opportunity I have to do global strategy planning
272 00:17:28,256 00:17:29,382 for the agency. for the agency.
273 00:17:31,384 00:17:34,011 So, I sit in the one spot that allows my business partner So, I sit in the one spot that allows my business partner
274 00:17:34,178 00:17:35,179 to participate. to participate.
275 00:17:36,639 00:17:40,226 And where no one else can listen in on our highly confidential meetings. And where no one else can listen in on our highly confidential meetings.
276 00:17:40,935 00:17:42,144 Like the other kids... Like the other kids...
277 00:17:44,063 00:17:45,273 or The Nameless One. or The Nameless One.
278 00:17:49,151 00:17:50,152 Or the Russians. Or the Russians.
279 00:18:01,539 00:18:03,833 - I wouldn't approach the fence. - Why not? - I wouldn't approach the fence. - Why not?
280 00:18:04,625 00:18:05,793 For your own safety. For your own safety.
281 00:18:08,629 00:18:09,672 Whatever, weirdo. Whatever, weirdo.
282 00:18:11,674 00:18:14,468 - (GROWLS) - Ignore him. Jealous. - (GROWLS) - Ignore him. Jealous.
283 00:18:16,429 00:18:18,931 You'll have to return to Gunnar's without me after school. You'll have to return to Gunnar's without me after school.
284 00:18:20,266 00:18:21,392 I'm going to be delayed. I'm going to be delayed.
285 00:18:23,561 00:18:26,355 Now, by my estimation, Now, by my estimation,
286 00:18:26,439 00:18:30,901 we've had 11 meetings so far this year, we've had 11 meetings so far this year,
287 00:18:31,319 00:18:35,990 and neither Timmy's grades nor his behavior are improving. and neither Timmy's grades nor his behavior are improving.
288 00:18:36,657 00:18:39,910 And worse, he doesn't seem to care. And worse, he doesn't seem to care.
289 00:18:40,536 00:18:43,414 I know it may not seem like it sometimes, but Timmy does care. I know it may not seem like it sometimes, but Timmy does care.
290 00:18:44,457 00:18:48,586 He just... he cares in a... a different way. He just... he cares in a... a different way.
291 00:18:50,338 00:18:52,757 Hmm, well, be that as it may, Hmm, well, be that as it may,
292 00:18:53,215 00:18:55,509 if this keeps up, we're gonna have to suspend him. if this keeps up, we're gonna have to suspend him.
293 00:18:56,135 00:18:58,220 No. No, that... that won't be necessary. No. No, that... that won't be necessary.
294 00:18:58,638 00:19:02,016 - He... he'll do better. I promise. - Ms. Failure, as you know, - He... he'll do better. I promise. - Ms. Failure, as you know,
295 00:19:02,224 00:19:05,311 this is Timmy's final year at Carverette. this is Timmy's final year at Carverette.
296 00:19:06,020 00:19:10,316 He's supposed to move on to middle school next year with the rest of his class. He's supposed to move on to middle school next year with the rest of his class.
297 00:19:11,067 00:19:14,612 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
298 00:19:14,695 00:19:18,741 One, two, three, four, five, six... One, two, three, four, five, six...
299 00:19:19,075 00:19:23,996 MR. CROCUS: Needless to say, this will be a significant change for your son. MR. CROCUS: Needless to say, this will be a significant change for your son.
300 00:19:24,538 00:19:28,084 Middle school is a much bigger place. Middle school is a much bigger place.
301 00:19:30,002 00:19:32,129 It can be quite intimidating. It can be quite intimidating.
302 00:19:34,340 00:19:36,384 The classes are larger. The classes are larger.
303 00:19:37,218 00:19:42,139 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
304 00:19:42,348 00:19:45,267 The teacher student ratio is extreme. The teacher student ratio is extreme.
305 00:19:47,561 00:19:51,649 And the amount of schoolwork will increase substantially. And the amount of schoolwork will increase substantially.
306 00:19:56,445 00:19:59,532 It will be an exceedingly heavy workload. It will be an exceedingly heavy workload.
307 00:19:59,949 00:20:01,117 (GROANS) (GROANS)
308 00:20:05,204 00:20:08,582 The point is, Ms. Failure, that we've made the mistake The point is, Ms. Failure, that we've made the mistake
309 00:20:08,708 00:20:11,877 of coddling your son for far too long. of coddling your son for far too long.
310 00:20:12,586 00:20:16,424 And when he gets to middle school, that's over. Finished. And when he gets to middle school, that's over. Finished.
311 00:20:17,383 00:20:21,011 He's going to have to stop living in his own world. He's going to have to stop living in his own world.
312 00:20:22,471 00:20:24,056 I understand, absolutely. I understand, absolutely.
313 00:20:25,516 00:20:28,060 Timmy, tell Mr. Crocus that you're sorry. Timmy, tell Mr. Crocus that you're sorry.
314 00:20:29,019 00:20:30,104 For what exactly? For what exactly?
315 00:20:31,731 00:20:33,357 For disrupting the class. For disrupting the class.
316 00:20:34,400 00:20:36,360 I'm trying to focus on my quiz, Mother. I'm trying to focus on my quiz, Mother.
317 00:20:36,986 00:20:38,696 My quadrant is depending on me. My quadrant is depending on me.
318 00:20:39,363 00:20:40,406 Timmy! Timmy!
319 00:20:42,450 00:20:43,826 Mistakes were made. Mistakes were made.
320 00:20:51,500 00:20:52,585 PATTY: I can't believe this. PATTY: I can't believe this.
321 00:20:53,210 00:20:56,839 If you get suspended, I am screwed. I'm serious, Timmy. If you get suspended, I am screwed. I'm serious, Timmy.
322 00:20:57,465 00:21:00,634 I can't afford childcare, and I can't afford to stay home with you. I can't afford childcare, and I can't afford to stay home with you.
323 00:21:00,885 00:21:02,678 We can barely pay our rent as it is. We can barely pay our rent as it is.
324 00:21:03,012 00:21:05,806 You gotta help me out here, buddy, okay? I'm serious. You gotta help me out here, buddy, okay? I'm serious.
325 00:21:07,057 00:21:10,019 TIMMY: Mother was upset, but she didn't need to be. TIMMY: Mother was upset, but she didn't need to be.
326 00:21:10,603 00:21:11,812 The Solution was obvious. The Solution was obvious.
327 00:21:12,646 00:21:16,066 Fifth grade would be the final year of my formal education. Fifth grade would be the final year of my formal education.
328 00:21:18,736 00:21:19,737 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
329 00:21:23,115 00:21:25,618 TIMMY: Okay, so what leads did you dig up on the Gunnar case? TIMMY: Okay, so what leads did you dig up on the Gunnar case?
330 00:21:27,119 00:21:29,497 What do you mean? You accomplished nothing? What do you mean? You accomplished nothing?
331 00:21:30,581 00:21:33,793 We need to crack the Gunnar case so we can move our offices downtown. We need to crack the Gunnar case so we can move our offices downtown.
332 00:21:36,337 00:21:37,379 (DOOR CLOSES) (DOOR CLOSES)
333 00:21:37,797 00:21:40,090 Timmy, stop. What are you doing? Timmy, stop. What are you doing?
334 00:21:40,716 00:21:43,427 Not my fault. Disgruntled employee. Not my fault. Disgruntled employee.
335 00:21:44,053 00:21:46,013 Well, stop. I'm trying to pay some bills. Well, stop. I'm trying to pay some bills.
336 00:21:46,889 00:21:50,226 And you need to get ready for bed. Come out from under there, please. And you need to get ready for bed. Come out from under there, please.
337 00:21:56,232 00:21:59,068 These bills are nothing. When my agency expands... These bills are nothing. When my agency expands...
338 00:21:59,985 00:22:02,696 I will be able to pay you ten times your current salary. I will be able to pay you ten times your current salary.
339 00:22:05,825 00:22:07,701 You don't need to worry about my salary. You don't need to worry about my salary.
340 00:22:08,452 00:22:10,329 All you have to worry about is school. All you have to worry about is school.
341 00:22:11,664 00:22:14,667 - Promise me you're going to try harder. - Affirmative. - Promise me you're going to try harder. - Affirmative.
342 00:22:16,252 00:22:19,588 You need to learn to say you're sorry sometimes, like today. Okay? You need to learn to say you're sorry sometimes, like today. Okay?
343 00:22:20,881 00:22:21,882 Affirmative. Affirmative.
344 00:22:22,591 00:22:24,176 Affirmative. Affirmative. Affirmative. Affirmative.
345 00:22:25,594 00:22:27,763 - That's not normal. - Good. - That's not normal. - Good.
346 00:22:28,138 00:22:30,766 Normal is for normal people. Normal is for normal people.
347 00:22:34,478 00:22:36,355 Stop that. It's unprofessional. Stop that. It's unprofessional.
348 00:22:38,524 00:22:39,525 Do it again. Do it again.
349 00:22:41,527 00:22:45,739 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
350 00:22:51,203 00:22:53,873 TIMMY: For a detective, time equals money. TIMMY: For a detective, time equals money.
351 00:22:54,957 00:22:59,128 So, it's profoundly annoying when I'm forced to do such trivial things. So, it's profoundly annoying when I'm forced to do such trivial things.
352 00:22:59,670 00:23:01,463 Like pick up the class hamster. Like pick up the class hamster.
353 00:23:10,347 00:23:11,473 Keep an eye on things. Keep an eye on things.
354 00:23:14,143 00:23:16,061 - (SLURPS) - (DOORBELL CHIMES) - (SLURPS) - (DOORBELL CHIMES)
355 00:23:17,813 00:23:19,815 Hi, Timmy. Are you here for Hammy Ham? Hi, Timmy. Are you here for Hammy Ham?
356 00:23:20,816 00:23:21,817 Affirmative. Affirmative.
357 00:23:24,194 00:23:25,279 Can you keep a secret? Can you keep a secret?
358 00:23:29,575 00:23:30,576 TIMMY: You sure he's dead? TIMMY: You sure he's dead?
359 00:23:31,535 00:23:33,287 MAXINE: He hasn't moved for three days. MAXINE: He hasn't moved for three days.
360 00:23:34,580 00:23:36,665 Note to file, possible homicide. Note to file, possible homicide.
361 00:23:38,042 00:23:41,712 - I'll need a shoe box. - Why? What are you going to do? - I'll need a shoe box. - Why? What are you going to do?
362 00:23:42,296 00:23:43,422 Take the body to the lab... Take the body to the lab...
363 00:23:44,214 00:23:45,424 open an investigation. open an investigation.
364 00:23:46,050 00:23:47,593 This will probably hit the papers. This will probably hit the papers.
365 00:23:48,010 00:23:50,512 It's not my fault. I... I love animals. It's not my fault. I... I love animals.
366 00:23:50,888 00:23:53,307 I'm on the planning committee for Animal Awareness Month. I'm on the planning committee for Animal Awareness Month.
367 00:23:53,974 00:23:56,185 You should consider stepping down till this blows over. You should consider stepping down till this blows over.
368 00:23:57,645 00:23:58,771 Which it probably won't. Which it probably won't.
369 00:24:07,112 00:24:09,365 Papa Bear, coming out with the body. Papa Bear, coming out with the body.
370 00:24:15,079 00:24:16,080 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
371 00:24:22,086 00:24:23,545 So unprofessional. So unprofessional.
372 00:24:25,678 00:24:26,778 (DOOR CLOSES) (DOOR CLOSES)
373 00:24:28,842 00:24:32,930 TIMMY: With suspected homicides, it's important to get the corpse to morgue TIMMY: With suspected homicides, it's important to get the corpse to morgue
374 00:24:33,055 00:24:36,433 as quickly as possible for forensic analysis. as quickly as possible for forensic analysis.
375 00:24:38,644 00:24:40,104 Which I would do right now... Which I would do right now...
376 00:24:40,771 00:24:42,481 if the Failure Mobile was here. if the Failure Mobile was here.
377 00:24:43,357 00:24:44,358 But it's not. But it's not.
378 00:24:44,817 00:24:48,070 So, I calmly considered the implications to my business... So, I calmly considered the implications to my business...
379 00:24:50,072 00:24:51,323 and my domestic life. and my domestic life.
380 00:24:51,865 00:24:53,200 Never, ever, ever. Never, ever, ever.
381 00:24:53,701 00:24:55,661 - TIMMY: And my future. - FEMALE VOICE: Mr. Failure... - TIMMY: And my future. - FEMALE VOICE: Mr. Failure...
382 00:24:56,912 00:24:59,039 scarf off. scarf off.
383 00:25:02,376 00:25:04,670 TIMMY: And I make a brief note in my detective log. TIMMY: And I make a brief note in my detective log.
384 00:25:06,005 00:25:07,214 Timmy, dead. Timmy, dead.
385 00:25:09,133 00:25:11,510 We've talked about this. You're never supposed to swim We've talked about this. You're never supposed to swim
386 00:25:11,635 00:25:14,263 when you're on duty. You're supposed to keep an eye on things. when you're on duty. You're supposed to keep an eye on things.
387 00:25:15,014 00:25:16,015 Hi, Timmy. Hi, Timmy.
388 00:25:16,515 00:25:18,809 You are receiving multiple demerits for this. You are receiving multiple demerits for this.
389 00:25:19,560 00:25:23,644 - He's fired up today. - I know, it's so exciting. - He's fired up today. - I know, it's so exciting.
390 00:25:23,744 00:25:26,444 Finding the Failure Mobile is now our top priority. Finding the Failure Mobile is now our top priority.
391 00:25:29,987 00:25:31,447 Cancel all other cases. Cancel all other cases.
392 00:25:32,406 00:25:33,644 Hi, Timmy. Hi, Timmy.
393 00:25:34,408 00:25:37,161 - Hi, Mrs. Tookus. - Is everything all right? - Hi, Mrs. Tookus. - Is everything all right?
394 00:25:38,162 00:25:40,247 I need to see Rollo, urgent matters. I need to see Rollo, urgent matters.
395 00:25:41,123 00:25:44,105 Oh, he's not here. He's at his fencing class. Oh, he's not here. He's at his fencing class.
396 00:25:46,670 00:25:49,089 Picket, chain link... Picket, chain link...
397 00:25:50,466 00:25:51,467 lattice. lattice.
398 00:25:53,385 00:25:54,386 Do you have the address? Do you have the address?
399 00:25:55,929 00:26:00,684 - (SQUEAKING) - (SWORDS CLATTER) - (SQUEAKING) - (SWORDS CLATTER)
400 00:26:01,101 00:26:03,228 All right, guys. Halt. Look at me for a second. All right, guys. Halt. Look at me for a second.
401 00:26:03,771 00:26:06,398 Just try to focus on bending your knees, doing good actions. Just try to focus on bending your knees, doing good actions.
402 00:26:06,690 00:26:08,275 Plus concentrate on footwork as we do it. Plus concentrate on footwork as we do it.
403 00:26:08,692 00:26:09,860 Peter, you're doing great. Peter, you're doing great.
404 00:26:10,040 00:26:12,321 Anton, a little more speed. Be a little faster. Anton, a little more speed. Be a little faster.
405 00:26:12,863 00:26:15,449 No, no, Sophia, more actions, more dynamic stuff. No, no, Sophia, more actions, more dynamic stuff.
406 00:26:15,657 00:26:16,950 Rollo, can you focus please? Rollo, can you focus please?
407 00:26:17,174 00:26:19,870 Rose, try to set your corner up, good actions in and out. Rose, try to set your corner up, good actions in and out.
408 00:26:21,872 00:26:24,625 Note to file, Rollo training to be an assassin. Note to file, Rollo training to be an assassin.
409 00:26:24,875 00:26:27,294 Possible betrayal, remain vigilant. Possible betrayal, remain vigilant.
410 00:26:34,009 00:26:35,094 (GROANS) (GROANS)
411 00:26:36,345 00:26:37,471 (THUDS) (THUDS)
412 00:26:38,138 00:26:39,181 That's a demerit. That's a demerit.
413 00:26:41,725 00:26:44,228 TIMMY: It's obviously a case of industrial sabotage. TIMMY: It's obviously a case of industrial sabotage.
414 00:26:44,728 00:26:47,523 They must've known the Failure Mobile is the key to my success. They must've known the Failure Mobile is the key to my success.
415 00:26:47,887 00:26:51,443 Fine. But I have to go home and study, you have to study. Fine. But I have to go home and study, you have to study.
416 00:26:51,568 00:26:54,947 - We're being graded together now. - You're too nervous, Rollo Tookus. - We're being graded together now. - You're too nervous, Rollo Tookus.
417 00:26:55,280 00:26:57,783 - That's why I fired you. - You didn't fire me, I quit. - That's why I fired you. - You didn't fire me, I quit.
418 00:26:58,242 00:27:02,162 Incorrect. But the point is, I'm willing to hire you back at a higher salary. Incorrect. But the point is, I'm willing to hire you back at a higher salary.
419 00:27:02,621 00:27:05,499 - Considering your new skill set. - What new skill set? - Considering your new skill set. - What new skill set?
420 00:27:05,749 00:27:08,919 - That of an assassin. - I'm not training to be an assassin. - That of an assassin. - I'm not training to be an assassin.
421 00:27:09,128 00:27:11,713 My dad thinks fencing will help me get into Stanford. My dad thinks fencing will help me get into Stanford.
422 00:27:12,172 00:27:14,675 Sport is a waste of your talents, Rollo Tookus. Sport is a waste of your talents, Rollo Tookus.
423 00:27:15,092 00:27:18,679 - I'll speak to your father. - No way. You always get me into trouble. - I'll speak to your father. - No way. You always get me into trouble.
424 00:27:18,804 00:27:21,181 - Absurd. - What about Operation Sumo? - Absurd. - What about Operation Sumo?
425 00:27:24,560 00:27:25,894 Where are you? Over. Where are you? Over.
426 00:27:26,854 00:27:28,814 - Outside, over. - ROLLO: Outside? - Outside, over. - ROLLO: Outside?
427 00:27:29,231 00:27:32,401 - Why are you outside? Over. - Can I help you? - Why are you outside? Over. - Can I help you?
428 00:27:33,026 00:27:34,611 Ambush, run! Over! Ambush, run! Over!
429 00:27:35,154 00:27:36,697 (GLASS SMASHING) (GLASS SMASHING)
430 00:27:37,447 00:27:40,659 - We needed a disguise. - I was grounded for a month. - We needed a disguise. - I was grounded for a month.
431 00:27:41,451 00:27:42,452 What are you doing? What are you doing?
432 00:27:44,079 00:27:47,416 Open it. Then maybe you'll understand the gravity of the situation. Open it. Then maybe you'll understand the gravity of the situation.
433 00:27:51,336 00:27:55,757 - (GASPS) Is that Hammy Ham? - Correct. He's been murdered. - (GASPS) Is that Hammy Ham? - Correct. He's been murdered.
434 00:27:56,466 00:27:58,135 Did Maxine Schellenberger do it? Did Maxine Schellenberger do it?
435 00:27:58,844 00:28:00,721 We won't know until we do an autopsy. We won't know until we do an autopsy.
436 00:28:00,846 00:28:03,724 But I've suspended all cases until we find the Failure Mobile. But I've suspended all cases until we find the Failure Mobile.
437 00:28:04,266 00:28:07,186 Hey, maybe the same person that killed Hammy Ham Hey, maybe the same person that killed Hammy Ham
438 00:28:07,269 00:28:08,312 stole the Failure Mobile. stole the Failure Mobile.
439 00:28:09,313 00:28:11,690 Good point. That means it couldn't be Maxine Good point. That means it couldn't be Maxine
440 00:28:11,940 00:28:13,859 because she was with me when it was stolen. because she was with me when it was stolen.
441 00:28:14,735 00:28:16,945 That means it was a professional hit. That means it was a professional hit.
442 00:28:18,488 00:28:20,824 - That means, the Russians! - The Russians! - That means, the Russians! - The Russians!
443 00:28:21,158 00:28:24,119 Okay, I'm in. I'll help you find the Failure Mobile, Okay, I'm in. I'll help you find the Failure Mobile,
444 00:28:24,244 00:28:26,079 but you have to promise me that you'll study. but you have to promise me that you'll study.
445 00:28:26,413 00:28:27,581 - Deal? - Deal. - Deal? - Deal.
446 00:28:28,707 00:28:30,500 - I'm going to see Flo. - Why? - I'm going to see Flo. - Why?
447 00:28:31,001 00:28:34,087 - Gather intel. - That's not studying. - Gather intel. - That's not studying.
448 00:28:36,798 00:28:40,219 (INDISTINCT LAUGHTER) (INDISTINCT LAUGHTER)
449 00:28:45,390 00:28:48,602 If you are disrupting the solitude of this sacred place, If you are disrupting the solitude of this sacred place,
450 00:28:48,894 00:28:52,439 I will find you and silence you. Thank you. I will find you and silence you. Thank you.
451 00:29:02,199 00:29:07,412 (CAR ALARM BEEPS) (CAR ALARM BEEPS)
452 00:29:07,621 00:29:08,664 TIMMY: That's a demerit. TIMMY: That's a demerit.
453 00:29:12,084 00:29:13,126 Oh, no. Oh, no.
454 00:29:16,046 00:29:17,965 I need your help on an urgent matter, Flo. I need your help on an urgent matter, Flo.
455 00:29:19,132 00:29:21,468 Of course you do. It's always urgent with you, Timmy. Of course you do. It's always urgent with you, Timmy.
456 00:29:22,302 00:29:24,888 - What's in that box? - You do not want to know. - What's in that box? - You do not want to know.
457 00:29:25,055 00:29:26,139 All right. All right.
458 00:29:28,684 00:29:31,395 Read this. I need any intel you have on them. Read this. I need any intel you have on them.
459 00:29:32,688 00:29:33,730 The Russians? The Russians?
460 00:29:34,523 00:29:36,108 You weren't supposed to say it out loud. You weren't supposed to say it out loud.
461 00:29:37,150 00:29:41,530 Okay. Russian travel, Russian cooking, Russian authors? Okay. Russian travel, Russian cooking, Russian authors?
462 00:29:41,863 00:29:42,864 Negative. Negative.
463 00:29:43,657 00:29:45,909 Then could you be a little more specific? Then could you be a little more specific?
464 00:29:49,830 00:29:50,872 Russian operatives. Russian operatives.
465 00:29:51,873 00:29:53,292 You said it out loud again. You said it out loud again.
466 00:29:55,301 00:29:57,629 Okay, so you want a Russian spy novel? Okay, so you want a Russian spy novel?
467 00:29:57,726 00:30:01,258 No. I want intel on actual spies living locally. No. I want intel on actual spies living locally.
468 00:30:02,676 00:30:03,969 Okay, Timmy. Listen. Okay, Timmy. Listen.
469 00:30:04,594 00:30:09,683 You spent all winter cooped up in here. It's nice out. Just go and play. You spent all winter cooped up in here. It's nice out. Just go and play.
470 00:30:10,058 00:30:12,644 - I'm not your babysitter. - Hi, Timmy. - I'm not your babysitter. - Hi, Timmy.
471 00:30:14,354 00:30:15,355 Hello. Hello.
472 00:30:15,439 00:30:17,441 - I finished with the flyers, Flo. - Good work, Molly. - I finished with the flyers, Flo. - Good work, Molly.
473 00:30:18,567 00:30:21,361 Want to join our rally, Timmy? It's for Animal Awareness Month. Want to join our rally, Timmy? It's for Animal Awareness Month.
474 00:30:21,862 00:30:24,740 Are you aware that this school has an anti-bear policy? Are you aware that this school has an anti-bear policy?
475 00:30:25,407 00:30:28,493 - Really? - Yes, it's tearing the school apart. - Really? - Yes, it's tearing the school apart.
476 00:30:29,286 00:30:32,039 I didn't know anything about it. Tell me more. I didn't know anything about it. Tell me more.
477 00:30:32,831 00:30:35,876 I can't discuss it right now, I'm collaborating with Flo. I can't discuss it right now, I'm collaborating with Flo.
478 00:30:36,293 00:30:37,961 Oh, we're done collaborating. Oh, we're done collaborating.
479 00:30:38,337 00:30:40,464 I don't know any Russians, Timmy. I don't know any Russians, Timmy.
480 00:30:40,922 00:30:42,299 - I do. - You do? - I do. - You do?
481 00:30:42,549 00:30:44,176 - Yeah, I do. - Hold on. - Yeah, I do. - Hold on.
482 00:30:46,553 00:30:48,430 Molly Moskins, source. Molly Moskins, source.
483 00:30:49,264 00:30:50,265 Proceed. Proceed.
484 00:30:50,557 00:30:54,269 Um, Boris, he worked at our church, but he died. Um, Boris, he worked at our church, but he died.
485 00:30:54,978 00:30:56,188 Probably not Boris. Probably not Boris.
486 00:30:57,230 00:30:59,149 And Corrina Corrina's part Russian. And Corrina Corrina's part Russian.
487 00:31:00,025 00:31:01,860 The Nameless One is part Russian? The Nameless One is part Russian?
488 00:31:02,486 00:31:05,822 Why do you call her The Nameless One? Do you like her or something? Why do you call her The Nameless One? Do you like her or something?
489 00:31:06,782 00:31:07,949 Don't be absurd, Flo. Don't be absurd, Flo.
490 00:31:08,789 00:31:11,328 - Go on, Molly. - Well, her grandmother's from Russia. - Go on, Molly. - Well, her grandmother's from Russia.
491 00:31:11,514 00:31:13,330 So, that makes her part Russian. So, that makes her part Russian.
492 00:31:14,915 00:31:18,752 Finally, I could see The Nameless One for who she really is. Finally, I could see The Nameless One for who she really is.
493 00:31:19,419 00:31:20,587 A Russian operative. A Russian operative.
494 00:31:22,506 00:31:24,966 - How reliable is this intel? - Very. - How reliable is this intel? - Very.
495 00:31:25,300 00:31:28,220 She did a show and tell last year with these Russian nesting dolls She did a show and tell last year with these Russian nesting dolls
496 00:31:28,303 00:31:29,388 that her baba gave her. that her baba gave her.
497 00:31:30,013 00:31:31,556 That's Russian for grandma. That's Russian for grandma.
498 00:31:33,517 00:31:34,518 I think we're done here. I think we're done here.
499 00:31:35,394 00:31:37,437 - I'll circle back, Flo. - No need. - I'll circle back, Flo. - No need.
500 00:31:40,315 00:31:41,733 Papa Bear, ready to move. Papa Bear, ready to move.
501 00:31:46,196 00:31:47,864 He's so fascinating. He's so fascinating.
502 00:31:51,076 00:31:54,079 PATTY: Timmy! Have you seen my compact? PATTY: Timmy! Have you seen my compact?
503 00:31:54,579 00:31:56,832 - The little mirror? - TIMMY: Negative. - The little mirror? - TIMMY: Negative.
504 00:31:57,833 00:32:00,627 - Are you sure? - Affirmative. - Are you sure? - Affirmative.
505 00:32:00,710 00:32:02,629 (DOORBELL RINGS) (DOORBELL RINGS)
506 00:32:02,921 00:32:04,923 Shoot. Can you get the door? Shoot. Can you get the door?
507 00:32:06,174 00:32:07,175 TIMMY: Can't. TIMMY: Can't.
508 00:32:07,426 00:32:10,095 - Deep in the case. - Timmy, please. My friend is here. - Deep in the case. - Timmy, please. My friend is here.
509 00:32:14,766 00:32:15,934 Why? Why?
510 00:32:17,060 00:32:18,979 I invited him over for dinner. I invited him over for dinner.
511 00:32:19,521 00:32:21,857 - Did you run a background check? - No. I know him. - Did you run a background check? - No. I know him.
512 00:32:22,065 00:32:23,733 Besides, he works for the police department. Besides, he works for the police department.
513 00:32:24,025 00:32:27,571 (SIRENS WAILING) (SIRENS WAILING)
514 00:32:28,238 00:32:30,574 We met him, at the pharmacy. Remember? We met him, at the pharmacy. Remember?
515 00:32:31,366 00:32:32,576 The meter maid? The meter maid?
516 00:32:33,452 00:32:35,078 His name is Crispin and he's nice. His name is Crispin and he's nice.
517 00:32:35,871 00:32:37,038 He's an underachiever. He's an underachiever.
518 00:32:37,706 00:32:38,790 Just go. Go on, please. Just go. Go on, please.
519 00:32:39,541 00:32:40,625 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
520 00:32:42,961 00:32:45,505 - But he gave us a ticket. - He took it back. - But he gave us a ticket. - He took it back.
521 00:32:46,923 00:32:50,886 - Which makes him a corrupt underachiever. - Timmy, would you go now? - Which makes him a corrupt underachiever. - Timmy, would you go now?
522 00:32:52,929 00:32:55,724 - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) - (SIGHS) - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) - (SIGHS)
523 00:32:59,561 00:33:00,604 TIMMY: Absurd. TIMMY: Absurd.
524 00:33:06,067 00:33:08,987 Hey, Timmy. What's up, man? I'm Crispin. You remember me? Hey, Timmy. What's up, man? I'm Crispin. You remember me?
525 00:33:09,779 00:33:12,157 I remember everything. I remember everything.
526 00:33:13,450 00:33:15,118 That's cool. I don't, man. That's cool. I don't, man.
527 00:33:15,994 00:33:17,871 I forget everything. I have a horrible memory. I forget everything. I have a horrible memory.
528 00:33:18,413 00:33:19,456 Especially with names. Especially with names.
529 00:33:20,290 00:33:23,210 Yeah. Bad with names. Good with people, bad with names. Yeah. Bad with names. Good with people, bad with names.
530 00:33:24,836 00:33:27,547 - Is your mom home? - Potentially. - Is your mom home? - Potentially.
531 00:33:28,757 00:33:31,510 - What's that? - I bought chocolates for your mom. - What's that? - I bought chocolates for your mom.
532 00:33:31,593 00:33:33,261 Oh, I got something for you too, dude. Oh, I got something for you too, dude.
533 00:33:34,888 00:33:37,849 It's a lucky rabbit's foot. I got a collection of these. It's a lucky rabbit's foot. I got a collection of these.
534 00:33:39,935 00:33:42,187 - What have we got? - Another one, doctor. - What have we got? - Another one, doctor.
535 00:33:42,395 00:33:44,272 Back left foot, gone. Back left foot, gone.
536 00:33:46,566 00:33:49,444 I can't accept that. It's Animal Awareness Month. I can't accept that. It's Animal Awareness Month.
537 00:33:50,028 00:33:52,572 Oh. Sorry, I didn't know that. Oh. Sorry, I didn't know that.
538 00:33:53,156 00:33:56,117 That's awesome, though. So I should hold on to this or... That's awesome, though. So I should hold on to this or...
539 00:33:56,368 00:33:57,619 I'll keep it as evidence. I'll keep it as evidence.
540 00:33:59,454 00:34:00,664 - Hi. - Hey. - Hi. - Hey.
541 00:34:02,165 00:34:04,000 Timmy, did you ask Crispin to come inside? Timmy, did you ask Crispin to come inside?
542 00:34:04,543 00:34:05,544 Negative. Negative.
543 00:34:06,878 00:34:09,214 Well, could you please? Now. Well, could you please? Now.
544 00:34:11,550 00:34:14,052 You may enter... our home. You may enter... our home.
545 00:34:14,928 00:34:16,304 Thanks, buddy. I appreciate that. Thanks, buddy. I appreciate that.
546 00:34:16,513 00:34:19,432 - These are for you. - Oh, that's very sweet, thank you. - These are for you. - Oh, that's very sweet, thank you.
547 00:34:20,141 00:34:21,601 - Well... come in. Come in. - All right. - Well... come in. Come in. - All right.
548 00:34:22,185 00:34:24,020 - We're... we're eating out back. - Great. - We're... we're eating out back. - Great.
549 00:34:28,808 00:34:30,408 He maims his rabbits. He maims his rabbits.
550 00:34:33,029 00:34:34,698 This is good. You're an excellent cook. This is good. You're an excellent cook.
551 00:34:35,115 00:34:37,576 (CHUCKLES) Thank you, I... I didn't make this though. (CHUCKLES) Thank you, I... I didn't make this though.
552 00:34:37,659 00:34:40,322 I... I was going to cook and then I just ran out of time. I... I was going to cook and then I just ran out of time.
553 00:34:41,705 00:34:42,831 But still, really good. But still, really good.
554 00:34:46,001 00:34:47,502 - Mother. - Not now, Timmy. - Mother. - Not now, Timmy.
555 00:34:48,044 00:34:50,130 - I think we should end this meal. - Stop. - I think we should end this meal. - Stop.
556 00:34:51,256 00:34:52,591 He doesn't have proper clearance. He doesn't have proper clearance.
557 00:34:54,009 00:34:55,719 Whoa, clearance for what? Whoa, clearance for what?
558 00:34:56,094 00:34:58,638 - No, nothing. He's just pretending. - No, I'm not. - No, nothing. He's just pretending. - No, I'm not.
559 00:34:59,222 00:35:01,736 You sure it wasn't a meter maid joke? I get those a lot. You sure it wasn't a meter maid joke? I get those a lot.
560 00:35:02,058 00:35:05,562 No. No, it wasn't a meter maid joke. Was it, Timmy? No. No, it wasn't a meter maid joke. Was it, Timmy?
561 00:35:06,563 00:35:07,814 It's okay. I get it. It's okay. I get it.
562 00:35:08,089 00:35:09,928 You know, people really don't like meter maids. You know, people really don't like meter maids.
563 00:35:10,275 00:35:11,513 It's actually why I became one. It's actually why I became one.
564 00:35:12,444 00:35:13,653 So that you wouldn't be liked? So that you wouldn't be liked?
565 00:35:14,029 00:35:16,323 No, so I could change people's perceptions. No, so I could change people's perceptions.
566 00:35:16,823 00:35:18,033 Turn negative into a positive. Turn negative into a positive.
567 00:35:18,742 00:35:20,327 For example, if I do give a ticket, For example, if I do give a ticket,
568 00:35:20,432 00:35:21,578 - which I hate to do... - Right. - which I hate to do... - Right.
569 00:35:21,661 00:35:22,816 ...people get really upset. ...people get really upset.
570 00:35:22,996 00:35:25,081 I'll usually write a little note. Like, "I'm sorry" I'll usually write a little note. Like, "I'm sorry"
571 00:35:25,165 00:35:28,043 or "I know this is a real drag." And if they engage... or "I know this is a real drag." And if they engage...
572 00:35:28,960 00:35:31,046 I just try to listen. Hear them out. I just try to listen. Hear them out.
573 00:35:31,796 00:35:32,797 Huh! Huh!
574 00:35:33,131 00:35:34,883 - Can I have my phone back now? - No. - Can I have my phone back now? - No.
575 00:35:35,013 00:35:36,760 You know, Timmy, if you're interested, I could show you around You know, Timmy, if you're interested, I could show you around
576 00:35:36,843 00:35:38,637 - the precinct sometime. - Negative. - the precinct sometime. - Negative.
577 00:35:39,304 00:35:41,389 I don't collaborate with local law enforcement. I don't collaborate with local law enforcement.
578 00:35:41,514 00:35:43,767 - Oh, how come? - I have a partner. - Oh, how come? - I have a partner.
579 00:35:44,225 00:35:45,393 Oh, that's cool, who's that? Oh, that's cool, who's that?
580 00:35:46,525 00:35:48,688 Meter nearing expiration on the southwest corner Meter nearing expiration on the southwest corner
581 00:35:48,813 00:35:50,649 of Albina and Webster, we have a Blue Dodge Neon of Albina and Webster, we have a Blue Dodge Neon
582 00:35:50,732 00:35:52,984 in a passenger loading only zone, no passengers loading... in a passenger loading only zone, no passengers loading...
583 00:35:53,095 00:35:54,402 - (CLATTERS) - (GROWLS) - (CLATTERS) - (GROWLS)
584 00:35:57,197 00:36:01,117 - I'll introduce you sometime. - Great. Let's make that happen. - I'll introduce you sometime. - Great. Let's make that happen.
585 00:36:04,871 00:36:09,000 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
586 00:36:14,714 00:36:16,503 MALE VOICE: Do you know why you're here, Timmy? MALE VOICE: Do you know why you're here, Timmy?
587 00:36:16,589 00:36:17,467 Negative. Negative.
588 00:36:18,802 00:36:22,180 Well, it seems like you've been having a difficult time in class, Well, it seems like you've been having a difficult time in class,
589 00:36:22,305 00:36:24,057 so the school thought we should talk about it. so the school thought we should talk about it.
590 00:36:25,517 00:36:26,643 Mistakes were made. Mistakes were made.
591 00:36:28,603 00:36:32,023 Or we can talk about anything else that's on your mind. Or we can talk about anything else that's on your mind.
592 00:36:34,567 00:36:36,319 Nice office. What's the rent? Nice office. What's the rent?
593 00:36:37,237 00:36:39,823 Comes with the job. You looking for office space? Comes with the job. You looking for office space?
594 00:36:40,281 00:36:42,200 Affirmative, but downtown. Affirmative, but downtown.
595 00:36:43,368 00:36:44,911 What do you need the office space for? What do you need the office space for?
596 00:36:46,663 00:36:47,842 I think we're done here. I think we're done here.
597 00:36:50,917 00:36:52,492 We have 20 more minutes actually. We have 20 more minutes actually.
598 00:36:55,797 00:36:56,923 Is this armor plated? Is this armor plated?
599 00:36:57,799 00:36:58,925 I think it's just metal. I think it's just metal.
600 00:37:00,802 00:37:02,887 Timmy, just so you know... Timmy, just so you know...
601 00:37:04,353 00:37:06,766 whatever you share with me in this room, stays in this room. whatever you share with me in this room, stays in this room.
602 00:37:07,183 00:37:09,602 - This is a safe space. - So, no bugs? - This is a safe space. - So, no bugs?
603 00:37:10,437 00:37:12,480 - Bugs? - Listening devices. - Bugs? - Listening devices.
604 00:37:12,981 00:37:15,775 Oh. No. There are no bugs. Oh. No. There are no bugs.
605 00:37:16,317 00:37:17,956 - MALE VOICE: Order of knishes. - Thank you. - MALE VOICE: Order of knishes. - Thank you.
606 00:37:18,181 00:37:24,242 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
607 00:37:30,039 00:37:34,419 Doubtful. My work is very important. A lot of people rely on me. Doubtful. My work is very important. A lot of people rely on me.
608 00:37:34,836 00:37:37,839 - Like who? - My mom, my partner... - Like who? - My mom, my partner...
609 00:37:38,798 00:37:39,883 the city of Portland. the city of Portland.
610 00:37:41,926 00:37:43,011 That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure.
611 00:37:44,512 00:37:45,597 How much more time now? How much more time now?
612 00:37:47,724 00:37:48,850 Eighteen minutes. Eighteen minutes.
613 00:37:50,393 00:37:51,644 (THUDS) (THUDS)
614 00:37:52,437 00:37:54,647 Yeah, definitely not armor. Yeah, definitely not armor.
615 00:38:01,988 00:38:04,365 ROLLO: I can't believe Corrina Corrina's a Russian agent. ROLLO: I can't believe Corrina Corrina's a Russian agent.
616 00:38:04,741 00:38:07,452 TIMMY: It's true. Molly Moskins confirmed it. TIMMY: It's true. Molly Moskins confirmed it.
617 00:38:08,036 00:38:11,748 - She's only so nice to everyone. - It's her cover, I saw through it. - She's only so nice to everyone. - It's her cover, I saw through it.
618 00:38:12,373 00:38:13,792 These houses are huge. These houses are huge.
619 00:38:15,084 00:38:16,169 Crime pays. Crime pays.
620 00:38:16,795 00:38:18,838 I wonder what Corrina Corrina's house looks like. I wonder what Corrina Corrina's house looks like.
621 00:38:19,631 00:38:20,840 I have a pretty good idea. I have a pretty good idea.
622 00:38:27,055 00:38:29,808 Why do you think the Russians want the Failure Mobile anyway? Why do you think the Russians want the Failure Mobile anyway?
623 00:38:30,350 00:38:32,393 They just want to sabotage the agency. They just want to sabotage the agency.
624 00:38:32,727 00:38:37,857 - So they can execute their master plan. - Yeah. Russians always have a master plan. - So they can execute their master plan. - Yeah. Russians always have a master plan.
625 00:38:38,191 00:38:40,401 There it is, 2495. There it is, 2495.
626 00:38:43,071 00:38:45,615 Just as I imagined. Pure evil. Just as I imagined. Pure evil.
627 00:38:52,997 00:38:54,040 TIMMY: Clear. TIMMY: Clear.
628 00:38:55,083 00:38:58,169 - We have to be very careful where we step. - How come? - We have to be very careful where we step. - How come?
629 00:38:58,461 00:39:00,672 The property is probably loaded with trip wires. The property is probably loaded with trip wires.
630 00:39:01,297 00:39:02,799 (GIRLS SQUEALING, LAUGHING) (GIRLS SQUEALING, LAUGHING)
631 00:39:03,091 00:39:04,092 TIMMY: Down! TIMMY: Down!
632 00:39:04,464 00:39:06,464 - They're armed. - I think they're just squirt guns. - They're armed. - I think they're just squirt guns.
633 00:39:06,594 00:39:09,430 Correct, she's probably squirting a corrosive acid. Correct, she's probably squirting a corrosive acid.
634 00:39:09,514 00:39:10,932 No way, they're laughing. No way, they're laughing.
635 00:39:11,474 00:39:13,434 Some acids burn your skin and make you laugh. Some acids burn your skin and make you laugh.
636 00:39:14,143 00:39:15,854 Hi, Rollo. Hi, Timmy. Hi, Rollo. Hi, Timmy.
637 00:39:17,730 00:39:18,731 Hi, Corrina. Hi, Corrina.
638 00:39:19,774 00:39:20,775 Hello. Hello.
639 00:39:21,651 00:39:22,819 What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing?
640 00:39:23,486 00:39:24,529 Just standing. Just standing.
641 00:39:26,197 00:39:27,824 On this public sidewalk. On this public sidewalk.
642 00:39:28,449 00:39:29,492 (CAR HORN BEEPS) (CAR HORN BEEPS)
643 00:39:33,037 00:39:34,706 That's my dad. Bye, you guys. That's my dad. Bye, you guys.
644 00:39:38,334 00:39:40,545 Whoa! Look at that car. Whoa! Look at that car.
645 00:39:41,546 00:39:42,547 It's so cool. It's so cool.
646 00:39:43,339 00:39:46,426 - It's probably stolen. - No way, they're rich. - It's probably stolen. - No way, they're rich.
647 00:39:46,759 00:39:47,844 Her dad owns a bank. Her dad owns a bank.
648 00:39:48,344 00:39:49,721 - What? - Yeah. - What? - Yeah.
649 00:39:50,096 00:39:52,473 He talked to our class on Career Day. Remember? He talked to our class on Career Day. Remember?
650 00:39:53,182 00:39:54,684 I purposely did not listen. I purposely did not listen.
651 00:39:56,311 00:39:59,272 Well, he did. And he is very nice. Well, he did. And he is very nice.
652 00:40:00,273 00:40:01,816 He gave us all free pens. He gave us all free pens.
653 00:40:03,318 00:40:05,945 - Everybody really liked him. - Let's go. - Everybody really liked him. - Let's go.
654 00:40:07,864 00:40:10,074 - What's wrong with you? - We've been duped. - What's wrong with you? - We've been duped.
655 00:40:10,825 00:40:13,036 - The Failure Mobile isn't here. - So, where is it? - The Failure Mobile isn't here. - So, where is it?
656 00:40:13,620 00:40:16,414 If you wanted to keep something safe, where would you keep it? If you wanted to keep something safe, where would you keep it?
657 00:40:16,831 00:40:19,375 - Under my mattress. - Wrong. A bank. - Under my mattress. - Wrong. A bank.
658 00:40:19,542 00:40:23,087 We can't break into a bank. We'll go to prison for the rest of our lives. We can't break into a bank. We'll go to prison for the rest of our lives.
659 00:40:23,838 00:40:26,633 Rollo Tookus, still has nervous condition. Rollo Tookus, still has nervous condition.
660 00:40:26,758 00:40:27,759 (ROLLO SIGHS) (ROLLO SIGHS)
661 00:40:29,552 00:40:32,472 TIMMY: There are many horrific places where I wouldn't want to be. TIMMY: There are many horrific places where I wouldn't want to be.
662 00:40:33,431 00:40:34,641 Menaced by beavers... Menaced by beavers...
663 00:40:35,934 00:40:38,102 (TIMMY SCREAMING) (TIMMY SCREAMING)
664 00:40:38,394 00:40:40,313 ...barreling down Multnomah Falls. ...barreling down Multnomah Falls.
665 00:40:46,527 00:40:48,780 Forced to attend The World Naked Bike Ride... Forced to attend The World Naked Bike Ride...
666 00:40:53,368 00:40:55,203 and then see Mr. Crocus. and then see Mr. Crocus.
667 00:40:59,916 00:41:01,668 But this place tops the list. But this place tops the list.
668 00:41:02,293 00:41:03,336 PATTY: Where's my Segway? PATTY: Where's my Segway?
669 00:41:05,171 00:41:06,297 Answer me, Timmy. Answer me, Timmy.
670 00:41:08,967 00:41:10,009 Mistakes were made. Mistakes were made.
671 00:41:11,219 00:41:13,304 (GROANS) Timmy! (GROANS) Timmy!
672 00:41:14,472 00:41:17,642 That was the one nice thing I had, the one nice thing! That was the one nice thing I had, the one nice thing!
673 00:41:17,809 00:41:19,852 I told you never to use it! I told you never to use it!
674 00:41:20,353 00:41:23,898 I won that thing at church, and I told you how much I liked it. I won that thing at church, and I told you how much I liked it.
675 00:41:24,671 00:41:25,883 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
676 00:41:26,073 00:41:29,362 TIMMY: Facing a code red situation. I improvised. TIMMY: Facing a code red situation. I improvised.
677 00:41:29,654 00:41:31,155 I lent it to Molly Moskins. I lent it to Molly Moskins.
678 00:41:32,323 00:41:33,783 Uh, who's Molly Moskins? Uh, who's Molly Moskins?
679 00:41:34,909 00:41:36,035 A girl in my class. A girl in my class.
680 00:41:37,078 00:41:39,539 She needed it for her stupid rally. She needed it for her stupid rally.
681 00:41:41,541 00:41:43,793 Timmy that was... that was not yours to lend. Timmy that was... that was not yours to lend.
682 00:41:44,877 00:41:47,463 It's not my fault. She smells like a tangerine. It's not my fault. She smells like a tangerine.
683 00:41:48,214 00:41:50,216 Who does? Molly Moskins? Who does? Molly Moskins?
684 00:41:51,009 00:41:52,051 Affirmative. Affirmative.
685 00:41:52,301 00:41:55,680 Timmy, I told you never to touch my Segway, right? Timmy, I told you never to touch my Segway, right?
686 00:41:56,144 00:41:58,516 And... and... I'm glad that you're getting involved in school, And... and... I'm glad that you're getting involved in school,
687 00:41:58,599 00:42:00,309 but this kind of behavior has got to stop. but this kind of behavior has got to stop.
688 00:42:00,435 00:42:04,313 - (PHONE RINGS) - Okay, this is work. I have to take this. - (PHONE RINGS) - Okay, this is work. I have to take this.
689 00:42:04,439 00:42:07,525 I want my Segway back, the moment that rally is done. I want my Segway back, the moment that rally is done.
690 00:42:11,612 00:42:13,531 And I'm calling Molly Moskins's mother. And I'm calling Molly Moskins's mother.
691 00:42:16,826 00:42:18,703 And don't go anywhere. And don't go anywhere.
692 00:42:19,454 00:42:21,414 TIMMY: If she was calling Molly Moskins's mother, TIMMY: If she was calling Molly Moskins's mother,
693 00:42:21,497 00:42:23,332 I had to get to Molly first... I had to get to Molly first...
694 00:42:27,754 00:42:28,838 and make a deal. and make a deal.
695 00:42:34,052 00:42:35,595 A seedy backroom deal. A seedy backroom deal.
696 00:42:37,388 00:42:38,389 MOLLY: Tea? MOLLY: Tea?
697 00:42:39,724 00:42:41,059 Can we stick to business? Can we stick to business?
698 00:42:42,182 00:42:43,185 Okay. Okay.
699 00:42:43,811 00:42:46,272 So, you want me to tell my mom to tell your mom, So, you want me to tell my mom to tell your mom,
700 00:42:46,397 00:42:48,232 that we're using your Segway in the rally? that we're using your Segway in the rally?
701 00:42:48,649 00:42:49,776 Correct. Correct.
702 00:42:50,443 00:42:51,736 Why did you choose me? Why did you choose me?
703 00:42:52,987 00:42:54,405 My agency chose you. My agency chose you.
704 00:42:55,156 00:42:56,199 Talent agency? Talent agency?
705 00:42:57,355 00:43:00,066 - Detective agency. - Oh! - Detective agency. - Oh!
706 00:43:00,328 00:43:03,414 Did you hear about the purse snatchings? I saw it on the news. Did you hear about the purse snatchings? I saw it on the news.
707 00:43:03,706 00:43:05,792 I deal with bigger cases... Holy smokes! I deal with bigger cases... Holy smokes!
708 00:43:06,542 00:43:08,753 That's my cat, Señor Burrito. That's my cat, Señor Burrito.
709 00:43:09,253 00:43:10,254 Is it trained? Is it trained?
710 00:43:10,902 00:43:15,051 Aw, she likes you. Probably because you're odd and mysterious. Aw, she likes you. Probably because you're odd and mysterious.
711 00:43:15,718 00:43:17,762 Get it off me, before I'm mauled. Get it off me, before I'm mauled.
712 00:43:18,471 00:43:20,598 Señor Burrito, vamonos, vamonos. Señor Burrito, vamonos, vamonos.
713 00:43:23,309 00:43:25,645 - Isn't this fun? - It's business. - Isn't this fun? - It's business.
714 00:43:26,229 00:43:28,314 The future of my agency is at stake. The future of my agency is at stake.
715 00:43:29,273 00:43:31,984 Okay, okay. So, you want me to be your cover. Okay, okay. So, you want me to be your cover.
716 00:43:32,819 00:43:33,861 Affirmative. Affirmative.
717 00:43:34,779 00:43:37,115 Well, my answer is yes. Well, my answer is yes.
718 00:43:37,782 00:43:39,742 I will cover you anytime, Timmy. I will cover you anytime, Timmy.
719 00:43:43,329 00:43:44,664 Be professional, Molly. Be professional, Molly.
720 00:43:46,833 00:43:47,834 Fine. Fine.
721 00:43:49,710 00:43:50,837 I'll be professional. I'll be professional.
722 00:43:51,879 00:43:55,508 If you want my help, you have to sign up for the Animal Awareness rally. If you want my help, you have to sign up for the Animal Awareness rally.
723 00:43:56,175 00:43:57,677 - Negative. - And... - Negative. - And...
724 00:44:03,724 00:44:06,227 - you have to paint my nails. - Absurd! - you have to paint my nails. - Absurd!
725 00:44:06,610 00:44:09,071 And when we're done, I'm going to paint your nails. And when we're done, I'm going to paint your nails.
726 00:44:09,897 00:44:11,315 I think you've had too much tea. I think you've had too much tea.
727 00:44:12,338 00:44:14,163 You want me to be your cover, don't you? You want me to be your cover, don't you?
728 00:44:14,443 00:44:17,613 Well, right now your cover isn't feeling very cover-y. Well, right now your cover isn't feeling very cover-y.
729 00:44:22,618 00:44:26,747 TIMMY: Blackmail comes in many shades. Including hot pink. TIMMY: Blackmail comes in many shades. Including hot pink.
730 00:44:35,464 00:44:38,092 - Did you study? - Negative. - Did you study? - Negative.
731 00:44:39,385 00:44:40,553 We had a deal. We had a deal.
732 00:44:45,725 00:44:48,436 - Would you help me with the bank? - No way. - Would you help me with the bank? - No way.
733 00:44:49,770 00:44:51,439 No bank, no deal. No bank, no deal.
734 00:44:51,689 00:44:52,732 MR. CROCUS: Failure... MR. CROCUS: Failure...
735 00:44:54,108 00:44:55,651 no talking. no talking.
736 00:44:56,861 00:44:59,280 I wasn't talking, I was mouthing. I wasn't talking, I was mouthing.
737 00:45:00,364 00:45:02,491 No mouthing, either. No mouthing, either.
738 00:45:09,081 00:45:11,209 ROLLO: If my mom finds out I went downtown, ROLLO: If my mom finds out I went downtown,
739 00:45:11,584 00:45:13,628 - I'm dead. - TIMMY: She won't. - I'm dead. - TIMMY: She won't.
740 00:45:14,086 00:45:16,923 You just say that because your mom has no idea where you are. You just say that because your mom has no idea where you are.
741 00:45:17,256 00:45:18,424 She works all the time. She works all the time.
742 00:45:18,925 00:45:21,886 Negative. I say it because this mission is highly classified. Negative. I say it because this mission is highly classified.
743 00:45:22,345 00:45:24,805 This is a bad idea. I just know it. This is a bad idea. I just know it.
744 00:45:25,389 00:45:27,433 Stop panicking. We have backup. Stop panicking. We have backup.
745 00:45:38,152 00:45:42,114 It's a vast complex. Numerous points of ingress and egress. It's a vast complex. Numerous points of ingress and egress.
746 00:45:42,823 00:45:45,326 It's huge. This is nuts. It's huge. This is nuts.
747 00:45:46,202 00:45:47,245 Did you bring the marbles? Did you bring the marbles?
748 00:45:48,663 00:45:49,664 Yes. Yes.
749 00:45:50,581 00:45:52,875 - (CLATTERS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (CLATTERS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
750 00:45:59,590 00:46:01,217 What are these for anyway? What are these for anyway?
751 00:46:02,260 00:46:04,887 Contingency plan. Let's put on the masks. Contingency plan. Let's put on the masks.
752 00:46:06,639 00:46:08,516 These are just on loan, by the way. These are just on loan, by the way.
753 00:46:23,030 00:46:25,634 - ROLLO: Now what? - TIMMY: Follow me. - ROLLO: Now what? - TIMMY: Follow me.
754 00:46:27,910 00:46:30,288 The Failure Mobile is undoubtedly in the vault. The Failure Mobile is undoubtedly in the vault.
755 00:46:32,456 00:46:34,041 ROLLO: People are staring at us. ROLLO: People are staring at us.
756 00:46:34,583 00:46:36,252 TIMMY: Jealous, ignore them. TIMMY: Jealous, ignore them.
757 00:46:42,008 00:46:44,427 - ROLLO: What are you doing? - TIMMY: Gathering intel. - ROLLO: What are you doing? - TIMMY: Gathering intel.
758 00:46:44,969 00:46:46,220 ROLLO: Good idea. ROLLO: Good idea.
759 00:46:47,930 00:46:48,931 Can I help you boys? Can I help you boys?
760 00:46:50,349 00:46:54,145 TIMMY: Uh, we'd like to inspect your vault. It's very important, Sir. TIMMY: Uh, we'd like to inspect your vault. It's very important, Sir.
761 00:46:55,187 00:46:56,731 I'm afraid I can't let you do that. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
762 00:46:57,189 00:47:00,484 ROLLO: Okay. Then we'll just be heading home. Right, Timmy? ROLLO: Okay. Then we'll just be heading home. Right, Timmy?
763 00:47:01,193 00:47:03,362 - TIMMY: Negative. - Would you mind removing your masks? - TIMMY: Negative. - Would you mind removing your masks?
764 00:47:03,821 00:47:06,407 - ROLLO: Why? - Bank policy. No masks. - ROLLO: Why? - Bank policy. No masks.
765 00:47:08,034 00:47:09,577 We need to see everyone's face. We need to see everyone's face.
766 00:47:10,494 00:47:12,621 - TIMMY: We're being watched. - ROLLO: Of course we are! - TIMMY: We're being watched. - ROLLO: Of course we are!
767 00:47:12,705 00:47:15,583 We're in a bank. And we're wearing fencing masks. We're in a bank. And we're wearing fencing masks.
768 00:47:17,793 00:47:19,045 TIMMY: That's when it hit me... TIMMY: That's when it hit me...
769 00:47:20,713 00:47:21,714 it was a trap. it was a trap.
770 00:47:24,842 00:47:25,968 We were surrounded. We were surrounded.
771 00:47:27,803 00:47:29,180 But who tipped them off? But who tipped them off?
772 00:47:30,890 00:47:33,726 Of course, it was a family affair. Of course, it was a family affair.
773 00:47:35,394 00:47:38,481 - TIMMY: Oh, no. - You need to remove those masks, now. - TIMMY: Oh, no. - You need to remove those masks, now.
774 00:47:39,023 00:47:40,941 ROLLO: Timmy, we need to remove our masks. ROLLO: Timmy, we need to remove our masks.
775 00:47:41,192 00:47:43,778 - TIMMY: Never. Get ready. - ROLLO: Get ready for what? - TIMMY: Never. Get ready. - ROLLO: Get ready for what?
776 00:47:44,153 00:47:45,154 TIMMY: The diversion. TIMMY: The diversion.
777 00:47:46,822 00:47:49,283 - Plastic? - ROLLO: Yeah, it's safer. - Plastic? - ROLLO: Yeah, it's safer.
778 00:47:53,496 00:47:54,747 TIMMY: It's an ambush, run! TIMMY: It's an ambush, run!
779 00:47:55,136 00:47:57,291 - SECURITY OFFICER: Hey, stop! - ROLLO: Why did you do that? - SECURITY OFFICER: Hey, stop! - ROLLO: Why did you do that?
780 00:47:57,375 00:47:59,168 - TIMMY: Thank me later. - ROLLO: I can't breathe. - TIMMY: Thank me later. - ROLLO: I can't breathe.
781 00:47:59,251 00:48:01,420 - TIMMY: Keep your mask on. - ROLLO: I'm suffocating! - TIMMY: Keep your mask on. - ROLLO: I'm suffocating!
782 00:48:02,213 00:48:05,591 Papa Bear! Papa Bear! Papa Bear! Need backup. Papa Bear! Papa Bear! Papa Bear! Need backup.
783 00:48:06,634 00:48:07,968 Repeat, need backup. Repeat, need backup.
784 00:48:09,553 00:48:14,266 Okay, Timmy. Classified information, bugs, armor-plated desks. Okay, Timmy. Classified information, bugs, armor-plated desks.
785 00:48:15,017 00:48:16,372 I have to ask. I have to ask.
786 00:48:16,894 00:48:17,937 Are you a spy? Are you a spy?
787 00:48:18,813 00:48:20,523 - Negative. - Don't worry. - Negative. - Don't worry.
788 00:48:21,023 00:48:23,859 I had the place swept for bugs. We can talk freely. I had the place swept for bugs. We can talk freely.
789 00:48:25,611 00:48:26,654 I'm a detective. I'm a detective.
790 00:48:27,988 00:48:30,783 Ah! Yes, that makes sense. Ah! Yes, that makes sense.
791 00:48:32,498 00:48:34,161 So, you're having trouble with your agency. So, you're having trouble with your agency.
792 00:48:34,578 00:48:36,497 - Affirmative. - How so? - Affirmative. - How so?
793 00:48:37,456 00:48:39,166 Someone is attempting to sabotage it. Someone is attempting to sabotage it.
794 00:48:40,251 00:48:42,752 - Do you know who? - I can't discuss it with you. - Do you know who? - I can't discuss it with you.
795 00:48:43,212 00:48:44,588 Ongoing investigation. Ongoing investigation.
796 00:48:45,172 00:48:47,299 But the success of my agency is at stake. But the success of my agency is at stake.
797 00:48:48,008 00:48:49,009 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
798 00:48:50,094 00:48:51,387 What is your idea of success? What is your idea of success?
799 00:48:52,304 00:48:53,305 Greatness. Greatness.
800 00:48:55,138 00:48:57,113 Have you talked to your mom about any of this? Have you talked to your mom about any of this?
801 00:48:58,853 00:48:59,854 Why not? Why not?
802 00:49:00,604 00:49:03,107 She's collaborating with local law enforcement. She's collaborating with local law enforcement.
803 00:49:13,492 00:49:15,786 Mother, can I have a tissue? Mother, can I have a tissue?
804 00:49:22,918 00:49:24,628 He's low level, but very corrupt. He's low level, but very corrupt.
805 00:49:26,172 00:49:27,506 Also he maims rabbits. Also he maims rabbits.
806 00:49:28,466 00:49:29,508 Hmm. Hmm.
807 00:49:30,551 00:49:33,471 Well, I know this is probably not the best time to ask but... Well, I know this is probably not the best time to ask but...
808 00:49:34,972 00:49:36,515 is there any chance I could hire you? is there any chance I could hire you?
809 00:49:37,266 00:49:38,350 What's the case? What's the case?
810 00:49:39,173 00:49:41,323 I'd like you to do a little undercover work for me, I'd like you to do a little undercover work for me,
811 00:49:41,562 00:49:42,897 in Mr. Crocus's class. in Mr. Crocus's class.
812 00:49:45,191 00:49:47,651 - You want intel. - Yeah, I want intel. - You want intel. - Yeah, I want intel.
813 00:49:48,194 00:49:49,195 How in depth? How in depth?
814 00:49:49,361 00:49:51,322 Let's start with the homework he's assigning you. Let's start with the homework he's assigning you.
815 00:49:51,502 00:49:53,449 I want to see it, make sure it's on the up and up. I want to see it, make sure it's on the up and up.
816 00:49:53,866 00:49:55,910 - Completed homework? - Yes, completed. - Completed homework? - Yes, completed.
817 00:49:56,327 00:49:57,703 That will definitely cost more. That will definitely cost more.
818 00:50:03,292 00:50:06,712 All right, people. Lock it down. Lock it down! All right, people. Lock it down. Lock it down!
819 00:50:07,671 00:50:10,299 Hey, we've got a rally to plan, and awareness to raise. Hey, we've got a rally to plan, and awareness to raise.
820 00:50:10,424 00:50:13,302 Now, who are my domesticated animals? Raise your hands. Now, who are my domesticated animals? Raise your hands.
821 00:50:14,345 00:50:17,139 Good. Who are my wild animals? Good. Who are my wild animals?
822 00:50:18,641 00:50:20,392 All right, is that everyone? All right, is that everyone?
823 00:50:21,727 00:50:22,728 Yes, you. Yes, you.
824 00:50:22,978 00:50:26,607 I don't know what group this is exactly, but I'd like to do a tribute I don't know what group this is exactly, but I'd like to do a tribute
825 00:50:26,690 00:50:28,400 to Hammy Ham, our class hamster. to Hammy Ham, our class hamster.
826 00:50:29,527 00:50:30,528 He's dead... He's dead...
827 00:50:31,487 00:50:34,490 (INDISTINCT MURMURING) (INDISTINCT MURMURING)
828 00:50:34,782 00:50:36,075 ...of natural causes. ...of natural causes.
829 00:50:37,117 00:50:39,954 I like it. Very thoughtful. Molly, take a note. I like it. Very thoughtful. Molly, take a note.
830 00:50:40,287 00:50:41,288 Copy. Copy.
831 00:50:41,872 00:50:44,124 FLO: Timmy, what group are you in? FLO: Timmy, what group are you in?
832 00:50:44,708 00:50:47,294 - I'm in no group. - You have to be in a group. - I'm in no group. - You have to be in a group.
833 00:50:48,170 00:50:49,964 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. - Yes, you do.
834 00:50:50,422 00:50:52,049 Not if he's protesting. Not if he's protesting.
835 00:50:52,716 00:50:53,884 What is he protesting? What is he protesting?
836 00:50:54,635 00:50:56,387 Probably the anti-bear policy. Probably the anti-bear policy.
837 00:50:57,179 00:50:58,973 There's an anti-bear policy? There's an anti-bear policy?
838 00:50:59,473 00:51:01,600 Absolutely, I've heard about it, too. Absolutely, I've heard about it, too.
839 00:51:02,017 00:51:03,561 - From who? - Timmy. - From who? - Timmy.
840 00:51:04,520 00:51:08,357 Okay. Timmy, can you tell us about the anti-bear policy? Okay. Timmy, can you tell us about the anti-bear policy?
841 00:51:10,985 00:51:11,986 Timmy? Timmy?
842 00:51:12,695 00:51:15,864 Listen, if you feel strongly about something, you have to speak out. Listen, if you feel strongly about something, you have to speak out.
843 00:51:15,990 00:51:17,491 Right? Why do you think I'm here? Right? Why do you think I'm here?
844 00:51:18,117 00:51:21,120 Because I like you? No. Definitely not. Because I like you? No. Definitely not.
845 00:51:21,662 00:51:25,249 It's because I want to teach you guys to make an impact on the world. It's because I want to teach you guys to make an impact on the world.
846 00:51:25,499 00:51:30,129 Because if you don't, we are collectively screwed. You got it? Because if you don't, we are collectively screwed. You got it?
847 00:51:31,464 00:51:32,506 Timmy. Timmy.
848 00:51:35,175 00:51:37,720 Come on. Buddy, you gotta give me something. Come on. Buddy, you gotta give me something.
849 00:51:40,055 00:51:41,056 Affirmative. Affirmative.
850 00:51:41,682 00:51:43,392 All right, I'll take it. All right, I'll take it.
851 00:51:43,851 00:51:46,659 All right, people, let's get up. Let's get to work! Got a lot to do. All right, people, let's get up. Let's get to work! Got a lot to do.
852 00:51:46,784 00:51:48,480 Come on, get to your tables. Come on, get to your tables.
853 00:51:48,897 00:51:50,733 We've got two weeks to get this rally together, We've got two weeks to get this rally together,
854 00:51:50,858 00:51:52,192 that's not a lot of time. that's not a lot of time.
855 00:51:52,693 00:51:56,113 TIMMY: But that was a profound understatement. Time was running out. TIMMY: But that was a profound understatement. Time was running out.
856 00:51:56,655 00:52:00,034 I had to liberate the Failure Mobile from the bank, tonight. I had to liberate the Failure Mobile from the bank, tonight.
857 00:52:00,993 00:52:04,747 And that meant sending my bear, who was often unreliable. And that meant sending my bear, who was often unreliable.
858 00:52:05,456 00:52:07,875 I told him to avoid well-lit places. I told him to avoid well-lit places.
859 00:52:09,043 00:52:10,127 He did not listen. He did not listen.
860 00:52:11,712 00:52:15,341 I advised him to steer clear of any obvious entrance. I advised him to steer clear of any obvious entrance.
861 00:52:17,009 00:52:18,218 He did not listen. He did not listen.
862 00:52:19,261 00:52:22,681 And I urged him to avoid any distractions. And I urged him to avoid any distractions.
863 00:52:23,891 00:52:25,809 Once again, he did not listen. Once again, he did not listen.
864 00:52:27,853 00:52:31,273 But most importantly, I told him to approach the Failure Mobile But most importantly, I told him to approach the Failure Mobile
865 00:52:31,482 00:52:33,817 with caution and the utmost delicacy. with caution and the utmost delicacy.
866 00:52:38,322 00:52:39,782 But he was too fat. But he was too fat.
867 00:52:40,032 00:52:43,661 - (WHIMPERS, GROWLS) - (THUDS) - (WHIMPERS, GROWLS) - (THUDS)
868 00:52:44,953 00:52:46,538 (CLATTERS) (CLATTERS)
869 00:52:54,672 00:52:55,756 (GROANS) (GROANS)
870 00:52:58,217 00:53:00,886 Papa Bear. Papa Bear. We need to revise plan. Papa Bear. Papa Bear. We need to revise plan.
871 00:53:01,178 00:53:04,056 - Bank ceiling will not support girth. - CRISPIN: Hey, Timmy. - Bank ceiling will not support girth. - CRISPIN: Hey, Timmy.
872 00:53:05,849 00:53:07,017 How you doing, buddy? How you doing, buddy?
873 00:53:09,186 00:53:10,229 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
874 00:53:10,760 00:53:13,273 Well, I was working in the area, I thought you might want a ride home. Well, I was working in the area, I thought you might want a ride home.
875 00:53:14,483 00:53:17,194 TIMMY: A good detective always keeps his enemies close. TIMMY: A good detective always keeps his enemies close.
876 00:53:17,820 00:53:20,572 - Sometimes, too close. - How was school? - Sometimes, too close. - How was school?
877 00:53:22,408 00:53:23,409 You have some fun? You have some fun?
878 00:53:25,327 00:53:26,328 Good times? Good times?
879 00:53:27,496 00:53:30,958 Hey, do you like bear claws? Picked some up at the bakery today. Hey, do you like bear claws? Picked some up at the bakery today.
880 00:53:31,500 00:53:32,543 They're yummy. They're yummy.
881 00:53:32,960 00:53:34,962 - What now? - His claws. - What now? - His claws.
882 00:53:35,504 00:53:37,881 They've all been... clipped. They've all been... clipped.
883 00:53:41,385 00:53:42,511 No chance. No chance.
884 00:53:44,722 00:53:46,932 Oh, do you bowl? You ever been bowling? Oh, do you bowl? You ever been bowling?
885 00:53:47,349 00:53:49,184 I could take you bowling, give you some tips. I could take you bowling, give you some tips.
886 00:53:54,022 00:53:57,025 Hey, Timmy, you know, I know, it's weird I'm dating your mom. Hey, Timmy, you know, I know, it's weird I'm dating your mom.
887 00:53:57,818 00:54:00,320 It's weird that you want to give me tips on bowling. It's weird that you want to give me tips on bowling.
888 00:54:01,989 00:54:02,990 Fair enough. Fair enough.
889 00:54:03,699 00:54:06,118 I... I just want you to know though, that I... really like her. I... I just want you to know though, that I... really like her.
890 00:54:06,702 00:54:10,622 She's so smart, and cool, and funny, and pretty. She's so smart, and cool, and funny, and pretty.
891 00:54:12,004 00:54:14,460 I'm actually kinda surprised she likes spending time with me. I'm actually kinda surprised she likes spending time with me.
892 00:54:14,710 00:54:16,795 Not that I am a bad guy at all. Not that I am a bad guy at all.
893 00:54:17,337 00:54:19,214 I'm not, I just got some stuff I'm working out. I'm not, I just got some stuff I'm working out.
894 00:54:19,923 00:54:22,134 Even been going to therapy, which is going great. Even been going to therapy, which is going great.
895 00:54:22,926 00:54:25,554 I just feel like people think because we issue tickets I just feel like people think because we issue tickets
896 00:54:25,971 00:54:30,476 that meter maids don't care. But we do... care a lot. that meter maids don't care. But we do... care a lot.
897 00:54:30,934 00:54:32,853 About everything, I'm not robot. About everything, I'm not robot.
898 00:54:33,145 00:54:34,521 - Hmm. - Actually, I've been thinking - Hmm. - Actually, I've been thinking
899 00:54:34,646 00:54:37,900 about robots a lot lately. About how they could take over everything. about robots a lot lately. About how they could take over everything.
900 00:54:38,358 00:54:41,111 You know, Timmy. When someone opens up like that... You know, Timmy. When someone opens up like that...
901 00:54:42,154 00:54:43,781 to you, like, then you can say something. to you, like, then you can say something.
902 00:54:44,948 00:54:46,909 - Like what? - Oh, like, - Like what? - Oh, like,
903 00:54:47,034 00:54:49,397 you know, "Thank you for sharing," something like that. you know, "Thank you for sharing," something like that.
904 00:54:49,870 00:54:52,998 - Thank you for sharing. - Yeah, that's a normal thing to do. - Thank you for sharing. - Yeah, that's a normal thing to do.
905 00:54:54,458 00:54:56,710 - Normal's for normal people. - What does that mean? - Normal's for normal people. - What does that mean?
906 00:54:57,377 00:55:00,589 It means you're normal. And my mother doesn't like normal people. It means you're normal. And my mother doesn't like normal people.
907 00:55:02,883 00:55:04,968 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
908 00:55:11,058 00:55:14,770 So, first of all, just so you know, I'm not that normal. So, first of all, just so you know, I'm not that normal.
909 00:55:15,270 00:55:17,481 I'm a nice parking enforcement officer, which is rare. I'm a nice parking enforcement officer, which is rare.
910 00:55:18,065 00:55:21,777 And, secondly, what you said, that was kind of mean. And, secondly, what you said, that was kind of mean.
911 00:55:22,319 00:55:24,780 - I've never been mean to you. - Yes, you have. - I've never been mean to you. - Yes, you have.
912 00:55:25,489 00:55:26,532 What? When? What? When?
913 00:55:27,282 00:55:29,535 - You just kidnapped me for starters. - Oh! - You just kidnapped me for starters. - Oh!
914 00:55:29,868 00:55:31,745 You dis... No, I didn't kidnap you, buddy. You dis... No, I didn't kidnap you, buddy.
915 00:55:31,870 00:55:34,373 No this isn't... I'm just taking you home from school. No this isn't... I'm just taking you home from school.
916 00:55:34,503 00:55:35,666 You can get out any time you want. You can get out any time you want.
917 00:55:36,333 00:55:37,626 I never forced you to... I never forced you to...
918 00:55:38,335 00:55:39,586 Timmy, oh! Timmy, oh!
919 00:55:41,797 00:55:42,881 Timmy! Timmy!
920 00:55:43,799 00:55:45,175 Oh, no. Come on, buddy! Oh, no. Come on, buddy!
921 00:55:47,803 00:55:50,305 TIMMY: Having thwarted an attempted kidnapping, TIMMY: Having thwarted an attempted kidnapping,
922 00:55:50,681 00:55:54,560 I sequestered myself in my office, to focus on the Jenkins case. I sequestered myself in my office, to focus on the Jenkins case.
923 00:55:58,397 00:56:00,649 - Hey. - Hello, Mother. - Hey. - Hello, Mother.
924 00:56:02,484 00:56:04,069 Doing your homework, that's great. Doing your homework, that's great.
925 00:56:05,070 00:56:06,989 Case work. New client. Case work. New client.
926 00:56:13,287 00:56:15,747 So, I heard what happened today with Crispin. So, I heard what happened today with Crispin.
927 00:56:16,290 00:56:18,208 - Do you want to talk about it? - Negative. - Do you want to talk about it? - Negative.
928 00:56:19,918 00:56:23,130 Timmy, I know it's not easy for you having someone new around, Timmy, I know it's not easy for you having someone new around,
929 00:56:23,213 00:56:24,381 but I really like Crispin. but I really like Crispin.
930 00:56:25,465 00:56:27,843 He's... he's a sweet guy and we have fun together. He's... he's a sweet guy and we have fun together.
931 00:56:28,427 00:56:31,555 Like yesterday, we just went for a drive. It was nice. Like yesterday, we just went for a drive. It was nice.
932 00:56:33,557 00:56:34,892 (PATTY SCREAMING) (PATTY SCREAMING)
933 00:56:40,856 00:56:42,858 I hope you're not doing anything foolish. I hope you're not doing anything foolish.
934 00:56:43,734 00:56:46,737 No. No, no, I'm not. I'm... I promise. No. No, no, I'm not. I'm... I promise.
935 00:56:50,282 00:56:54,494 (SIGHS) Timmy, I got to talk to you about something else. It's important. (SIGHS) Timmy, I got to talk to you about something else. It's important.
936 00:56:57,164 00:56:58,624 We gotta move, Timmy. We gotta move, Timmy.
937 00:56:59,791 00:57:02,377 - Impossible. - No, it's not. - Impossible. - No, it's not.
938 00:57:02,836 00:57:05,756 They're raising our rent again, and I just... I can't afford it. They're raising our rent again, and I just... I can't afford it.
939 00:57:06,590 00:57:07,674 What about my office? What about my office?
940 00:57:08,397 00:57:10,222 You... Well, you'll have to make a new one. You... Well, you'll have to make a new one.
941 00:57:10,677 00:57:11,720 I can't do that! I can't do that!
942 00:57:12,054 00:57:13,221 I have a very heavy case load, I have a very heavy case load,
943 00:57:13,347 00:57:15,777 - this is not a good time for me. - But we don't have a choice. - this is not a good time for me. - But we don't have a choice.
944 00:57:15,974 00:57:18,060 And besides, I found a nice apartment nearby, And besides, I found a nice apartment nearby,
945 00:57:18,185 00:57:19,603 and you can still walk to school. and you can still walk to school.
946 00:57:19,983 00:57:21,883 What does school have to do with any of this? What does school have to do with any of this?
947 00:57:22,064 00:57:25,400 - I'm talking about my agency! - Timmy, I know it's not easy... - I'm talking about my agency! - Timmy, I know it's not easy...
948 00:57:25,525 00:57:28,904 I can't just move my business at the drop of a hat. I can't just move my business at the drop of a hat.
949 00:57:29,196 00:57:31,949 Not to mention, I'll have to make new business cards. These are useless. Not to mention, I'll have to make new business cards. These are useless.
950 00:57:32,616 00:57:34,826 - I'm not moving. It's out of the question! - Timmy. - I'm not moving. It's out of the question! - Timmy.
951 00:57:35,452 00:57:38,580 Note to file, do not hire Mother. Unreliable. Note to file, do not hire Mother. Unreliable.
952 00:57:39,289 00:57:42,334 - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) - (SIGHS) - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) - (SIGHS)
953 00:57:44,586 00:57:47,297 TIMMY: No one but my bear understood the pressure I was under. TIMMY: No one but my bear understood the pressure I was under.
954 00:57:48,340 00:57:50,926 Not my mother... not my peers. Not my mother... not my peers.
955 00:57:52,511 00:57:55,973 They all failed to realize the true value of my agency. They all failed to realize the true value of my agency.
956 00:57:57,265 00:58:01,853 If they did, I would be spared such profoundly annoying disruptions. If they did, I would be spared such profoundly annoying disruptions.
957 00:58:02,479 00:58:05,232 Like moving. And class trips. Like moving. And class trips.
958 00:58:06,984 00:58:09,778 - Failure. - Hello, Mr. Crocus. - Failure. - Hello, Mr. Crocus.
959 00:58:10,612 00:58:15,367 I want you to listen to me very carefully, I don't want any trouble from you today. I want you to listen to me very carefully, I don't want any trouble from you today.
960 00:58:15,951 00:58:18,245 One misstep, and you're suspended. One misstep, and you're suspended.
961 00:58:19,371 00:58:22,040 No judge, no jury. No hope. No judge, no jury. No hope.
962 00:58:22,638 00:58:23,626 Capisce? Capisce?
963 00:58:24,459 00:58:28,588 - What does "capisce" mean? - It means, understand? - What does "capisce" mean? - It means, understand?
964 00:58:30,090 00:58:31,216 I capisce you. I capisce you.
965 00:58:32,217 00:58:37,222 - TIMMY: Hey, there it is! Look, the dam. - (CHILDREN GASP) - TIMMY: Hey, there it is! Look, the dam. - (CHILDREN GASP)
966 00:58:37,389 00:58:40,726 OFFICER: The Bonneville Lock and Dam is a national historic landmark. OFFICER: The Bonneville Lock and Dam is a national historic landmark.
967 00:58:41,351 00:58:44,771 Construction on it began in 1933. Construction on it began in 1933.
968 00:58:45,313 00:58:48,942 These turbines generate 1200 megawatts of power. These turbines generate 1200 megawatts of power.
969 00:58:49,985 00:58:53,905 That is enough electricity to power 900,000 homes... That is enough electricity to power 900,000 homes...
970 00:58:54,489 00:58:56,158 or a city the size of Portland. or a city the size of Portland.
971 00:58:56,491 00:58:57,576 ALL: Cool. ALL: Cool.
972 00:58:58,702 00:59:00,245 Any questions? Any questions?
973 00:59:00,787 00:59:03,415 - Yes? - Do you have security at this site? - Yes? - Do you have security at this site?
974 00:59:04,166 00:59:08,879 Security? Yeah. Your bus stopped at our guard station on the way in. Security? Yeah. Your bus stopped at our guard station on the way in.
975 00:59:09,796 00:59:11,673 - Is that it? - Well... - Is that it? - Well...
976 00:59:12,549 00:59:14,968 I'm afraid I can't discuss that too far in depth, I'm afraid I can't discuss that too far in depth,
977 00:59:15,218 00:59:16,845 for, well, security reasons. for, well, security reasons.
978 00:59:18,221 00:59:20,307 Why is she so concerned with security? Why is she so concerned with security?
979 00:59:20,557 00:59:23,518 My dad says his two fists are the only security we need. My dad says his two fists are the only security we need.
980 00:59:24,186 00:59:25,896 My grandma bought a huge dog. My grandma bought a huge dog.
981 00:59:26,646 00:59:29,107 - It can maul an intruder. - Oh. - It can maul an intruder. - Oh.
982 00:59:29,446 00:59:31,443 Have you heard about the purse snatchings? Have you heard about the purse snatchings?
983 00:59:31,568 00:59:34,921 - I have, I saw it on the news. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - I have, I saw it on the news. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
984 00:59:34,996 00:59:39,117 Mouths shut! Or I'm putting you all on the bus back home. Mouths shut! Or I'm putting you all on the bus back home.
985 00:59:39,868 00:59:42,788 - Is that really an option? - Not for you, Failure. - Is that really an option? - Not for you, Failure.
986 00:59:43,163 00:59:45,373 You're gonna stay here till I retire. You're gonna stay here till I retire.
987 00:59:47,918 00:59:51,129 OFFICER: Another interesting fact about this dam is it was built OFFICER: Another interesting fact about this dam is it was built
988 00:59:51,338 00:59:53,340 - during the Great Depression. - Oh, no. - during the Great Depression. - Oh, no.
989 00:59:53,465 00:59:55,133 OFFICER: That was when people needed jobs... OFFICER: That was when people needed jobs...
990 00:59:55,592 00:59:57,469 TIMMY: She's executing the master plan. TIMMY: She's executing the master plan.
991 01:00:14,049 01:00:15,779 Three, two, one. Three, two, one.
992 01:00:16,394 01:00:17,864 MALE VOICE: I'm in the dark here, guys. MALE VOICE: I'm in the dark here, guys.
993 01:00:20,158 01:00:21,368 TIMMY: Rollo, I need help. TIMMY: Rollo, I need help.
994 01:00:21,827 01:00:23,912 No, I quit. Leave me alone. No, I quit. Leave me alone.
995 01:00:25,038 01:00:27,290 The Russians want to destroy our way of life. The Russians want to destroy our way of life.
996 01:00:28,166 01:00:31,586 - They're gonna plunge us into darkness. - I'm not worried about our way of life. - They're gonna plunge us into darkness. - I'm not worried about our way of life.
997 01:00:31,837 01:00:33,755 I'm worried about saving my grade. I'm worried about saving my grade.
998 01:00:35,966 01:00:37,968 Do this, and I promise to study. Do this, and I promise to study.
999 01:00:41,096 01:00:43,807 - Swear? - Swear on my bear. - Swear? - Swear on my bear.
1000 01:00:48,895 01:00:52,691 Let's go, let's go. Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving. Let's go, let's go. Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving.
1001 01:00:52,899 01:00:56,945 - Let's go. - Mr. Crocus, I just wanted to say - Let's go. - Mr. Crocus, I just wanted to say
1002 01:00:57,404 01:01:00,490 I find field trips like this to be very helpful in my development. I find field trips like this to be very helpful in my development.
1003 01:01:01,491 01:01:05,537 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm just being appreciative. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm just being appreciative.
1004 01:01:06,246 01:01:10,041 Well, if by appreciative you mean odd, then I agree. Now, go. Go. Well, if by appreciative you mean odd, then I agree. Now, go. Go.
1005 01:01:10,834 01:01:13,086 Hey, kid. Stop right there! Hey, kid. Stop right there!
1006 01:01:17,199 01:01:18,229 Failure. Failure.
1007 01:01:28,310 01:01:29,352 TIMMY: Corrina! TIMMY: Corrina!
1008 01:01:38,695 01:01:39,696 Corrina! Corrina!
1009 01:01:44,534 01:01:45,702 Where is that runt? Where is that runt?
1010 01:01:46,494 01:01:47,495 OFFICER: There he is. OFFICER: There he is.
1011 01:01:51,708 01:01:52,709 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1012 01:01:55,587 01:01:56,588 Where is she? Where is she?
1013 01:02:02,761 01:02:03,762 Corrina! Corrina!
1014 01:02:05,889 01:02:07,265 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1015 01:02:07,390 01:02:09,559 - Where is Timmy? - I don't know. - Where is Timmy? - I don't know.
1016 01:02:16,816 01:02:17,817 Failure? Failure?
1017 01:02:21,238 01:02:22,489 MR. CROCUS: (GRUNTS) MR. CROCUS: (GRUNTS)
1018 01:02:25,242 01:02:27,452 Papa Bear, Papa Bear. I've lost the target. Papa Bear, Papa Bear. I've lost the target.
1019 01:02:28,245 01:02:30,080 - Request back up. - (SHOWER RUNNING) - Request back up. - (SHOWER RUNNING)
1020 01:02:30,622 01:02:31,790 TIMMY: Do you copy? TIMMY: Do you copy?
1021 01:02:33,291 01:02:34,793 Repeat. Do you copy? Repeat. Do you copy?
1022 01:02:37,545 01:02:38,672 That's a demerit. That's a demerit.
1023 01:02:50,558 01:02:51,768 That's a lot of doors. That's a lot of doors.
1024 01:02:59,609 01:03:00,777 I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him.
1025 01:03:09,869 01:03:12,956 The target has entered the restricted area. I'm going in. The target has entered the restricted area. I'm going in.
1026 01:03:13,415 01:03:15,792 Failure! Get over here, you little rat. Failure! Get over here, you little rat.
1027 01:03:16,668 01:03:17,669 I'm warning you. I'm warning you.
1028 01:03:17,961 01:03:21,715 If you go through that door, I guarantee you'll never make it If you go through that door, I guarantee you'll never make it
1029 01:03:21,840 01:03:23,008 to sixth grade. to sixth grade.
1030 01:03:27,470 01:03:28,555 For the love of... For the love of...
1031 01:03:29,180 01:03:30,307 Whoa! Whoa!
1032 01:03:40,483 01:03:44,237 Corrina! (ECHOES) Corrina! (ECHOES)
1033 01:03:46,573 01:03:51,036 Echo! (ECHOES) Echo! (ECHOES)
1034 01:03:56,666 01:03:59,002 Next time, I'm keeping him on a leash. Next time, I'm keeping him on a leash.
1035 01:04:04,716 01:04:05,717 Huh! Huh!
1036 01:04:07,052 01:04:11,306 - Failure, get back in here. Now. - Can't. Stuck. - Failure, get back in here. Now. - Can't. Stuck.
1037 01:04:12,390 01:04:13,475 So, unstick it. So, unstick it.
1038 01:04:15,560 01:04:19,230 - Still stuck. - Take it off and leave it there. - Still stuck. - Take it off and leave it there.
1039 01:04:19,939 01:04:20,982 It's one of a kind. It's one of a kind.
1040 01:04:22,525 01:04:23,651 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1041 01:04:27,364 01:04:28,907 (MOANS) (MOANS)
1042 01:04:33,828 01:04:36,289 This is the final straw, Failure. This is the final straw, Failure.
1043 01:04:36,873 01:04:39,584 No more threats, no more detention. No more threats, no more detention.
1044 01:04:40,335 01:04:44,089 I gave 43 years to this profession I gave 43 years to this profession
1045 01:04:44,964 01:04:46,966 and I never quit on a single student. and I never quit on a single student.
1046 01:04:47,842 01:04:50,845 But I'm quitting on you, did you hear me? But I'm quitting on you, did you hear me?
1047 01:04:50,929 01:04:53,139 I am quitting on you, Failure. I am quitting on you, Failure.
1048 01:04:53,973 01:04:54,974 This is Dan. This is Dan.
1049 01:04:55,767 01:04:58,937 He's gonna open up the spillway and release a whole lot of water. He's gonna open up the spillway and release a whole lot of water.
1050 01:04:59,646 01:05:00,647 Cover your ears. Cover your ears.
1051 01:05:01,773 01:05:03,608 It's about to get very loud. It's about to get very loud.
1052 01:05:05,318 01:05:08,363 - (MACHINE WHIRRING) - (SCREAMS) Oh, no! - (MACHINE WHIRRING) - (SCREAMS) Oh, no!
1053 01:05:10,156 01:05:12,742 - What's happening? - I don't know! - What's happening? - I don't know!
1054 01:05:13,576 01:05:16,246 - Take off the scarf, take it off! - Never! - Take off the scarf, take it off! - Never!
1055 01:05:16,329 01:05:18,623 We're going to die! We're going to die!
1056 01:05:19,207 01:05:20,375 My scarf! My scarf!
1057 01:05:20,875 01:05:23,628 - You ripped it! - Go. Go. Go! - You ripped it! - Go. Go. Go!
1058 01:05:24,421 01:05:29,384 (MACHINE WHIRRING) (MACHINE WHIRRING)
1059 01:05:29,843 01:05:31,428 - Locked. - What? - Locked. - What?
1060 01:05:32,429 01:05:33,805 No! No! No! No!
1061 01:05:34,389 01:05:37,600 Here comes the water! Get down! Here comes the water! Get down!
1062 01:05:37,892 01:05:41,146 - Why? - 'Cause we're gonna get washed away! - Why? - 'Cause we're gonna get washed away!
1063 01:05:42,981 01:05:45,483 - What are you doing? - Saving you. - What are you doing? - Saving you.
1064 01:05:50,780 01:05:53,283 TIMMY: We were two professionals, often at odds. TIMMY: We were two professionals, often at odds.
1065 01:05:54,159 01:05:55,869 Now bound by adversity. Now bound by adversity.
1066 01:05:56,703 01:05:58,872 But we had made one miscalculation. But we had made one miscalculation.
1067 01:05:59,747 01:06:01,458 Water. Us. Water. Us.
1068 01:06:06,838 01:06:08,882 - I think it's over, Mr. Crocus. - (GROANS) - I think it's over, Mr. Crocus. - (GROANS)
1069 01:06:11,968 01:06:13,178 - Mr. Crocus? - (GRUNTS) - Mr. Crocus? - (GRUNTS)
1070 01:06:14,971 01:06:17,307 - Are you all right, Mr. Crocus? - (GRUNTS) - Are you all right, Mr. Crocus? - (GRUNTS)
1071 01:06:19,976 01:06:22,979 TIMMY: The aftermath of the operation was complicated. TIMMY: The aftermath of the operation was complicated.
1072 01:06:23,938 01:06:26,524 First, they debriefed my mother on the Russian plot. First, they debriefed my mother on the Russian plot.
1073 01:06:27,567 01:06:30,320 - Then she debriefed her boss. - PATTY: Come on, I need this job, man. - Then she debriefed her boss. - PATTY: Come on, I need this job, man.
1074 01:06:31,237 01:06:32,363 (GROANS) (GROANS)
1075 01:06:36,284 01:06:38,536 TIMMY: But the operation was so top secret... TIMMY: But the operation was so top secret...
1076 01:06:39,412 01:06:41,831 that my mother didn't want to debrief me. that my mother didn't want to debrief me.
1077 01:06:45,919 01:06:47,086 Until we got home. Until we got home.
1078 01:06:49,047 01:06:53,092 You're suspended for three days, Timmy, three days. You're suspended for three days, Timmy, three days.
1079 01:06:53,635 01:06:55,220 They wanted to expel you. They wanted to expel you.
1080 01:06:56,304 01:06:59,641 If your counselor hadn't stepped in, then we'd be looking for a new school. If your counselor hadn't stepped in, then we'd be looking for a new school.
1081 01:07:00,433 01:07:02,268 - Are you listening to me? - Of course. - Are you listening to me? - Of course.
1082 01:07:02,540 01:07:04,395 But, shouldn't you be returning to work, Mother? But, shouldn't you be returning to work, Mother?
1083 01:07:04,646 01:07:07,941 Yeah, I should. But I'm not. And do you wanna know why? Yeah, I should. But I'm not. And do you wanna know why?
1084 01:07:08,358 01:07:10,610 Because when I told my boss that I had to stay home Because when I told my boss that I had to stay home
1085 01:07:10,693 01:07:12,695 and take care of you for the next three days, and take care of you for the next three days,
1086 01:07:12,862 01:07:16,074 he told me not to bother coming in at all. He fired me. he told me not to bother coming in at all. He fired me.
1087 01:07:16,783 01:07:18,868 I can pay you ten times what he's paying. I can pay you ten times what he's paying.
1088 01:07:18,993 01:07:22,038 No, you can't. This... this has to stop. No, you can't. This... this has to stop.
1089 01:07:23,081 01:07:25,833 - You're going to middle school next year. - No, I'm not. - You're going to middle school next year. - No, I'm not.
1090 01:07:26,000 01:07:30,380 I'm not going to middle school. I am moving my agency downtown. I'm not going to middle school. I am moving my agency downtown.
1091 01:07:31,005 01:07:32,276 We've talked about this. We've talked about this.
1092 01:07:33,383 01:07:35,593 You don't have an agency, Timmy. Not anymore. You don't have an agency, Timmy. Not anymore.
1093 01:07:44,658 01:07:45,853 What are you doing? What are you doing?
1094 01:07:45,937 01:07:47,564 Something I should've done a long time ago. Something I should've done a long time ago.
1095 01:07:47,647 01:07:51,109 I'm putting an end to all this pretending. I'm shutting it all down. I'm putting an end to all this pretending. I'm shutting it all down.
1096 01:07:51,198 01:07:52,193 - Stop! - No! - Stop! - No!
1097 01:07:52,860 01:07:55,488 You have got to understand that there are consequences. You have got to understand that there are consequences.
1098 01:07:56,739 01:08:00,326 Hey! That's my official license. I need that. Hey! That's my official license. I need that.
1099 01:08:00,410 01:08:02,662 - I have open cases. - No, you don't. You're a kid. - I have open cases. - No, you don't. You're a kid.
1100 01:08:02,745 01:08:04,330 Kids don't have open cases. Kids don't have open cases.
1101 01:08:04,414 01:08:06,624 I can't operate my agency without a license. I can't operate my agency without a license.
1102 01:08:06,708 01:08:09,627 Exactly! You're gonna stop running your agency, Exactly! You're gonna stop running your agency,
1103 01:08:09,711 01:08:11,921 you're gonna start acting like a normal kid. you're gonna start acting like a normal kid.
1104 01:08:12,380 01:08:15,008 And normal is for normal people, you told me that. And normal is for normal people, you told me that.
1105 01:08:15,300 01:08:17,385 I was wrong! I was wrong, Timmy! I was wrong! I was wrong, Timmy!
1106 01:08:18,469 01:08:21,806 You have got to fit in, you've got to grow up. You have got to fit in, you've got to grow up.
1107 01:08:23,850 01:08:24,976 Do you understand? Do you understand?
1108 01:08:26,978 01:08:29,105 - Affirmative. - I didn't hear you! - Affirmative. - I didn't hear you!
1109 01:08:32,767 01:08:33,935 Yes. Yes.
1110 01:08:44,412 01:08:45,788 TIMMY: And just like that... TIMMY: And just like that...
1111 01:08:46,331 01:08:47,540 I lost my agency. I lost my agency.
1112 01:08:52,754 01:08:54,005 That meant no more clients. That meant no more clients.
1113 01:08:57,091 01:08:58,217 No more office. No more office.
1114 01:09:01,179 01:09:02,347 No more house. No more house.
1115 01:09:07,977 01:09:12,523 A man without his agency is like a turtle without his shell. A man without his agency is like a turtle without his shell.
1116 01:09:22,725 01:09:24,118 Stripped of his place... Stripped of his place...
1117 01:09:26,287 01:09:27,585 and his purpose... and his purpose...
1118 01:09:29,415 01:09:31,417 destined for mediocrity. destined for mediocrity.
1119 01:09:35,004 01:09:38,800 Thus, I had no choice but to surrender to my fate. Thus, I had no choice but to surrender to my fate.
1120 01:09:38,966 01:09:42,136 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1121 01:09:42,679 01:09:45,807 TIMMY: The mindless monotony of the normal life. TIMMY: The mindless monotony of the normal life.
1122 01:09:49,268 01:09:51,354 - ROLLO: Hey, Timmy. - MOLLY: Welcome back, Timmy. - ROLLO: Hey, Timmy. - MOLLY: Welcome back, Timmy.
1123 01:09:54,732 01:09:57,151 - Where's your scarf? - CORRINA: Hi, everyone. - Where's your scarf? - CORRINA: Hi, everyone.
1124 01:09:57,777 01:09:59,112 - Hi, Corrina. - CORRINA: Hello. - Hi, Corrina. - CORRINA: Hello.
1125 01:09:59,362 01:10:01,739 - ROLLO: Hi. - Good morning, everyone. - ROLLO: Hi. - Good morning, everyone.
1126 01:10:01,864 01:10:04,200 So sorry I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off. So sorry I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.
1127 01:10:04,409 01:10:05,535 Can you believe it? Can you believe it?
1128 01:10:05,910 01:10:07,120 Crocus is gone. Crocus is gone.
1129 01:10:07,787 01:10:10,957 - That's his replacement. - She said he's on vacation. - That's his replacement. - She said he's on vacation.
1130 01:10:11,541 01:10:14,293 But I think it's because of what happened with you at the dam. But I think it's because of what happened with you at the dam.
1131 01:10:14,544 01:10:16,963 My dad said Crocus snapped. My dad said Crocus snapped.
1132 01:10:18,314 01:10:21,926 TIMMY: Adding insult to injury, the loss of Fredrick Crocus. TIMMY: Adding insult to injury, the loss of Fredrick Crocus.
1133 01:10:23,803 01:10:25,555 A man I deeply admired. A man I deeply admired.
1134 01:10:26,556 01:10:29,517 - PATTY: Timmy, I'm home. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - PATTY: Timmy, I'm home. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1135 01:10:29,642 01:10:31,686 - Hey. - Hi. - Hey. - Hi.
1136 01:10:33,062 01:10:34,897 - How was school? - Good. - How was school? - Good.
1137 01:10:36,774 01:10:37,859 Got any homework? Got any homework?
1138 01:10:38,735 01:10:39,736 I did it. I did it.
1139 01:10:40,361 01:10:42,446 Oh? Good. Oh? Good.
1140 01:10:44,449 01:10:45,671 I'll get dinner ready then. I'll get dinner ready then.
1141 01:10:46,576 01:10:47,577 Okay. Okay.
1142 01:10:50,204 01:10:51,247 Timmy... Timmy...
1143 01:10:52,415 01:10:53,833 everything's gonna be all right. everything's gonna be all right.
1144 01:10:55,293 01:10:56,627 I even found a new job. I even found a new job.
1145 01:10:57,712 01:10:58,713 Okay. Okay.
1146 01:11:03,342 01:11:05,382 TIMMY: The good news about Mother's new job TIMMY: The good news about Mother's new job
1147 01:11:05,595 01:11:06,929 should've lifted my spirits. should've lifted my spirits.
1148 01:11:07,889 01:11:09,932 But as her employment fortunes rose... But as her employment fortunes rose...
1149 01:11:10,600 01:11:12,059 my continued to fall. my continued to fall.
1150 01:11:12,977 01:11:15,188 With no clients and no agency, With no clients and no agency,
1151 01:11:15,688 01:11:18,775 I had no choice but to lay off my only employee. I had no choice but to lay off my only employee.
1152 01:11:21,819 01:11:25,782 So Total and I agreed to part ways as two professionals. So Total and I agreed to part ways as two professionals.
1153 01:11:55,102 01:11:58,981 But sometimes, the professional can sure feel personal. But sometimes, the professional can sure feel personal.
1154 01:12:07,657 01:12:10,409 And being normal can sure feel lonely. And being normal can sure feel lonely.
1155 01:12:13,704 01:12:17,124 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - TIMMY: Not to mention puzzling. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - TIMMY: Not to mention puzzling.
1156 01:12:22,380 01:12:25,550 Hi, Timmy, wanna buy cookies to support Animal Awareness? Hi, Timmy, wanna buy cookies to support Animal Awareness?
1157 01:12:26,717 01:12:27,844 I don't have any money. I don't have any money.
1158 01:12:29,011 01:12:31,013 Just take one. They're really good. Just take one. They're really good.
1159 01:12:35,268 01:12:37,645 COUNSELOR: You gonna eat that cookie or just stare at it? COUNSELOR: You gonna eat that cookie or just stare at it?
1160 01:12:38,479 01:12:39,981 I'm not hungry. I'm not hungry.
1161 01:12:40,523 01:12:45,236 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1162 01:12:46,070 01:12:47,154 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
1163 01:12:49,282 01:12:51,701 I got your intel. It's very good. I got your intel. It's very good.
1164 01:12:52,702 01:12:56,038 - But why'd you miss our meeting? - I don't need to go anymore. - But why'd you miss our meeting? - I don't need to go anymore.
1165 01:12:56,622 01:12:57,957 I'm being normal now. I'm being normal now.
1166 01:12:59,083 01:13:00,084 Got it. Got it.
1167 01:13:00,960 01:13:01,961 So, what's the plan? So, what's the plan?
1168 01:13:03,629 01:13:04,755 Go to middle school. Go to middle school.
1169 01:13:05,673 01:13:06,715 Act like them. Act like them.
1170 01:13:08,898 01:13:10,340 COUNSELOR: You can't be like them. COUNSELOR: You can't be like them.
1171 01:13:10,878 01:13:11,948 TIMMY: Why not? TIMMY: Why not?
1172 01:13:13,097 01:13:14,181 Because you're different. Because you're different.
1173 01:13:15,558 01:13:18,561 That's right. Your life is big... That's right. Your life is big...
1174 01:13:19,186 01:13:23,649 and original, and weird, and you. and original, and weird, and you.
1175 01:13:26,277 01:13:27,528 I don't have a choice. I don't have a choice.
1176 01:13:28,487 01:13:29,989 I had to close the agency. I had to close the agency.
1177 01:13:30,823 01:13:33,242 (SIGHS) That's a bad break. (SIGHS) That's a bad break.
1178 01:13:33,784 01:13:36,287 I suppose it had something to do with the dam, getting suspended. I suppose it had something to do with the dam, getting suspended.
1179 01:13:37,997 01:13:41,042 - Mistakes were made. - By you. - Mistakes were made. - By you.
1180 01:13:43,502 01:13:46,964 You left that part out. Agency or no agency, You left that part out. Agency or no agency,
1181 01:13:47,548 01:13:49,258 you make a mistake, you own it. you make a mistake, you own it.
1182 01:13:49,926 01:13:52,053 Then you learn from it and adapt. Then you learn from it and adapt.
1183 01:13:53,179 01:13:54,931 - Adapt? - Absolutely. - Adapt? - Absolutely.
1184 01:13:55,765 01:13:58,434 You see, professionals take whatever the world throws at them You see, professionals take whatever the world throws at them
1185 01:13:58,684 01:14:01,020 and they use it to become a better version of themselves. and they use it to become a better version of themselves.
1186 01:14:01,520 01:14:03,522 Like I did when my car got stolen. Like I did when my car got stolen.
1187 01:14:04,690 01:14:05,691 That's right. That's right.
1188 01:14:05,900 01:14:07,985 From right in front of my house. Sucked. From right in front of my house. Sucked.
1189 01:14:08,945 01:14:10,988 You should've contacted my agency. You should've contacted my agency.
1190 01:14:11,864 01:14:13,032 I didn't know you then. I didn't know you then.
1191 01:14:13,449 01:14:14,492 The point is, The point is,
1192 01:14:15,034 01:14:17,453 after the car got stolen I had no way to get to work. after the car got stolen I had no way to get to work.
1193 01:14:18,037 01:14:19,372 But I love my work. But I love my work.
1194 01:14:20,081 01:14:21,958 Like you. It's who I am. Like you. It's who I am.
1195 01:14:23,125 01:14:24,627 So I adapted. So I adapted.
1196 01:14:25,336 01:14:27,088 Started riding my bike to school. Started riding my bike to school.
1197 01:14:28,172 01:14:30,424 Wasn't gonna let a stolen car stop me. Wasn't gonna let a stolen car stop me.
1198 01:14:31,759 01:14:34,303 And I lost ten pounds from bike riding so... And I lost ten pounds from bike riding so...
1199 01:14:35,093 01:14:36,180 it's all good. it's all good.
1200 01:14:37,139 01:14:40,309 - You lost ten pounds? - Yes, I lost ten pounds. - You lost ten pounds? - Yes, I lost ten pounds.
1201 01:14:42,561 01:14:45,064 So, I'm not gonna tell you how to run your business, okay? So, I'm not gonna tell you how to run your business, okay?
1202 01:14:45,940 01:14:48,526 But I do know, if you love what you do... But I do know, if you love what you do...
1203 01:14:49,235 01:14:50,528 you gotta fight for it. you gotta fight for it.
1204 01:14:51,404 01:14:53,239 And if something isn't working, you gotta adapt. And if something isn't working, you gotta adapt.
1205 01:14:54,073 01:14:55,241 You do that, You do that,
1206 01:14:55,574 01:14:59,245 then no one can take away your agency. Not your mother, not Mr. Crocus. then no one can take away your agency. Not your mother, not Mr. Crocus.
1207 01:15:00,705 01:15:01,956 Not going to middle school. Not going to middle school.
1208 01:15:11,507 01:15:12,508 Enjoy your cookie. Enjoy your cookie.
1209 01:15:28,691 01:15:29,734 TIMMY: A wire? TIMMY: A wire?
1210 01:15:38,614 01:15:39,868 And that's when it hit me. And that's when it hit me.
1211 01:15:41,704 01:15:42,961 Russians never quit. Russians never quit.
1212 01:15:43,873 01:15:44,874 And neither could I. And neither could I.
1213 01:16:01,849 01:16:04,018 That meant I was going to need my partner. That meant I was going to need my partner.
1214 01:16:15,738 01:16:18,199 But retrieving Total was a daunting task. But retrieving Total was a daunting task.
1215 01:16:19,033 01:16:21,911 Which meant it was time to collaborate with local law enforcement. Which meant it was time to collaborate with local law enforcement.
1216 01:16:22,661 01:16:24,080 Even if it was low level. Even if it was low level.
1217 01:16:24,371 01:16:25,414 Stay safe out there, Roy. Stay safe out there, Roy.
1218 01:16:26,874 01:16:28,125 (CAR ALARM BEEPS) (CAR ALARM BEEPS)
1219 01:16:32,213 01:16:34,799 - TIMMY: Hello. - Hey, Timmy. - TIMMY: Hello. - Hey, Timmy.
1220 01:16:36,884 01:16:38,719 You scared me. Everything all right? You scared me. Everything all right?
1221 01:16:39,553 01:16:41,042 Would I be standing here if it was? Would I be standing here if it was?
1222 01:16:42,056 01:16:44,475 No, guess not. Uh, is it about your mom? No, guess not. Uh, is it about your mom?
1223 01:16:45,643 01:16:47,228 Negative. About the zoo. Negative. About the zoo.
1224 01:16:47,686 01:16:49,396 I need admission. It's urgent. I need admission. It's urgent.
1225 01:16:50,773 01:16:52,441 Okay. Why? Okay. Why?
1226 01:16:57,530 01:17:00,491 Hey, man, you can trust me. Really. Hey, man, you can trust me. Really.
1227 01:17:01,367 01:17:02,409 I'm a solid dude. I'm a solid dude.
1228 01:17:06,038 01:17:08,124 A Russian agent stole the Failure Mobile, A Russian agent stole the Failure Mobile,
1229 01:17:08,666 01:17:11,836 so she could destroy my agency and achieve her master plan. so she could destroy my agency and achieve her master plan.
1230 01:17:12,545 01:17:15,131 That forced me to part ways with my business partner. That forced me to part ways with my business partner.
1231 01:17:15,798 01:17:16,924 I want him back. I want him back.
1232 01:17:18,217 01:17:20,594 - And he's at the zoo? - Correct. - And he's at the zoo? - Correct.
1233 01:17:23,139 01:17:24,223 He's a polar bear. He's a polar bear.
1234 01:17:26,100 01:17:27,101 Are you serious? Are you serious?
1235 01:17:29,066 01:17:32,189 Okay. Well, first of all, thank you for sharing. Okay. Well, first of all, thank you for sharing.
1236 01:17:32,523 01:17:33,524 I really appreciate it. I really appreciate it.
1237 01:17:34,608 01:17:36,944 Second of all, that is awesome. Second of all, that is awesome.
1238 01:17:38,028 01:17:39,029 (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
1239 01:17:39,864 01:17:40,865 Affirmative. Affirmative.
1240 01:17:42,180 01:17:44,451 MALE VOICE OVER PA: Here are your tickets. Please enjoy the zoo. MALE VOICE OVER PA: Here are your tickets. Please enjoy the zoo.
1241 01:17:44,660 01:17:46,620 All right, where is the polar bear enclosure? All right, where is the polar bear enclosure?
1242 01:17:46,996 01:17:49,999 It is right here, but it's closed. It is right here, but it's closed.
1243 01:17:50,833 01:17:52,585 - How come? - Renovations. - How come? - Renovations.
1244 01:17:53,002 01:17:56,213 - Where are the polar bears? - Utah. Hogle Zoo. - Where are the polar bears? - Utah. Hogle Zoo.
1245 01:17:56,463 01:17:58,757 - Utah. - Absurd. - Utah. - Absurd.
1246 01:17:59,258 01:18:01,302 - It's not absurd. - It is, too. - It's not absurd. - It is, too.
1247 01:18:01,552 01:18:03,053 - You're absurd. - Hey, hey. - You're absurd. - Hey, hey.
1248 01:18:03,929 01:18:05,014 Just right there, buddy. Just right there, buddy.
1249 01:18:05,219 01:18:06,974 He's just a kid, and he's really upset all right? He's just a kid, and he's really upset all right?
1250 01:18:07,308 01:18:08,475 But he's a rude kid, so... But he's a rude kid, so...
1251 01:18:08,759 01:18:11,929 Well, he's just under the impression that his partner is at this zoo. Well, he's just under the impression that his partner is at this zoo.
1252 01:18:12,018 01:18:14,593 Let me get some clarity on that situation and we'll figure this out, all right? Let me get some clarity on that situation and we'll figure this out, all right?
1253 01:18:14,732 01:18:15,941 Hang tight. Timmy... Hang tight. Timmy...
1254 01:18:17,234 01:18:18,235 Timmy? Timmy?
1255 01:18:20,070 01:18:21,071 Timmy! Timmy!
1256 01:18:28,537 01:18:31,790 Papa Bear, Papa Bear. Operation Extract is in full effect. Papa Bear, Papa Bear. Operation Extract is in full effect.
1257 01:19:07,243 01:19:09,703 Papa Bear, it's time to come home. Papa Bear, it's time to come home.
1258 01:19:11,080 01:19:13,958 Repeat, it's time to come home. Repeat, it's time to come home.
1259 01:19:16,126 01:19:17,127 Papa Bear? Papa Bear?
1260 01:19:21,465 01:19:22,549 Total! Total!
1261 01:19:27,680 01:19:28,847 Total! Total!
1262 01:19:31,558 01:19:32,559 Total? Total?
1263 01:19:42,653 01:19:43,654 (STATIC) (STATIC)
1264 01:19:53,289 01:19:54,290 Total! Total!
1265 01:20:30,909 01:20:32,873 Last time I saw him, we were at the ticket booth. Last time I saw him, we were at the ticket booth.
1266 01:20:32,953 01:20:35,080 He... he's about this height, he's got brown hair, He... he's about this height, he's got brown hair,
1267 01:20:35,331 01:20:37,541 he's wearing shorts, a striped t-shirt and... he's wearing shorts, a striped t-shirt and...
1268 01:20:37,791 01:20:38,792 Red scarf. Red scarf.
1269 01:20:38,917 01:20:41,628 - (SIGHS) Timmy, are you okay? - Affirmative. - (SIGHS) Timmy, are you okay? - Affirmative.
1270 01:20:41,754 01:20:43,630 - Where did you go? - To find my bear. - Where did you go? - To find my bear.
1271 01:20:44,798 01:20:47,009 - And? - Liberated. - And? - Liberated.
1272 01:20:49,345 01:20:50,346 Right on. Right on.
1273 01:20:58,467 01:21:02,088 - Ah, it's your mom calling. - Throw it away, it might be tapped. - Ah, it's your mom calling. - Throw it away, it might be tapped.
1274 01:21:02,399 01:21:04,063 I'll call her back when we park. I'll call her back when we park.
1275 01:21:04,818 01:21:06,653 And, Timmy, thanks for letting me help, man. And, Timmy, thanks for letting me help, man.
1276 01:21:06,987 01:21:09,823 Really. It means a lot that you trusted me, I want you to know that. Really. It means a lot that you trusted me, I want you to know that.
1277 01:21:11,241 01:21:12,284 Thank you for sharing. Thank you for sharing.
1278 01:21:13,077 01:21:14,453 - Ha! - FEMALE VOICE: Stop! - Ha! - FEMALE VOICE: Stop!
1279 01:21:19,249 01:21:20,376 Hey! Hey!
1280 01:21:21,001 01:21:23,545 He took my purse! Hey! He took my purse! Hey!
1281 01:21:24,421 01:21:25,672 That was the purse snatcher. That was the purse snatcher.
1282 01:21:26,006 01:21:28,175 - I know. - Shouldn't you stop him? - I know. - Shouldn't you stop him?
1283 01:21:28,926 01:21:31,762 Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I guess I should, yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I guess I should, yeah, okay.
1284 01:21:37,957 01:21:40,282 - TIMMY: He went down that alley! - CRISPIN: Okay, okay. I got it! - TIMMY: He went down that alley! - CRISPIN: Okay, okay. I got it!
1285 01:21:44,608 01:21:46,652 - There he goes. - Okay, okay. I got it. - There he goes. - Okay, okay. I got it.
1286 01:21:47,986 01:21:49,071 Wait here. Don't move. Wait here. Don't move.
1287 01:22:08,662 01:22:10,592 - Freeze, man. - Who are you? - Freeze, man. - Who are you?
1288 01:22:10,676 01:22:12,219 - Police. - You're a cop? - Police. - You're a cop?
1289 01:22:12,886 01:22:15,556 - Parking enforcement. - You're a meter maid. - Parking enforcement. - You're a meter maid.
1290 01:22:16,056 01:22:17,975 Okay. Just hand over the purse, buddy. Okay. Just hand over the purse, buddy.
1291 01:22:19,560 01:22:22,438 - Sure. Here you go. - Thank you. - Sure. Here you go. - Thank you.
1292 01:22:23,978 01:22:26,191 I really appreciate you doing the right thing here, man. I really appreciate you doing the right thing here, man.
1293 01:22:26,317 01:22:29,236 Thanks. But I am actually gonna do the wrong thing. Thanks. But I am actually gonna do the wrong thing.
1294 01:22:29,342 01:22:31,002 (GROANS) (GROANS)
1295 01:22:32,489 01:22:34,491 - (GRUNTS) - Uh-oh! - (GRUNTS) - Uh-oh!
1296 01:22:35,742 01:22:36,743 CRISPIN: Get off me! CRISPIN: Get off me!
1297 01:22:39,580 01:22:42,040 - He needs backup. - (CRISPIN GROANS) - He needs backup. - (CRISPIN GROANS)
1298 01:22:48,297 01:22:51,592 - What is your problem? - No one likes a meter maid, dude. - What is your problem? - No one likes a meter maid, dude.
1299 01:22:51,675 01:22:54,314 I know. I'm trying to change that though by engaging in a... I know. I'm trying to change that though by engaging in a...
1300 01:22:55,804 01:22:56,889 No one cares! No one cares!
1301 01:22:57,681 01:22:59,183 Here we go. Hang on. Here we go. Hang on.
1302 01:23:09,168 01:23:10,235 Here comes backup. Here comes backup.
1303 01:23:12,404 01:23:15,741 (HORN BLARING) (HORN BLARING)
1304 01:23:18,577 01:23:19,620 Timmy! Timmy!
1305 01:23:28,045 01:23:29,755 - Prepare for impact! - (GROWLS) - Prepare for impact! - (GROWLS)
1306 01:23:55,489 01:23:57,324 (TRUCK CRASHES) (TRUCK CRASHES)
1307 01:24:20,556 01:24:21,807 Mistakes were made. Mistakes were made.
1308 01:24:24,268 01:24:25,352 TIMMY: But not today. TIMMY: But not today.
1309 01:24:26,061 01:24:27,938 Today, I would act like a professional. Today, I would act like a professional.
1310 01:24:28,689 01:24:29,815 A real professional. A real professional.
1311 01:24:30,190 01:24:32,609 And let local law enforcement do their job. And let local law enforcement do their job.
1312 01:24:35,779 01:24:37,072 FEMALE VOICE: You, in the truck. FEMALE VOICE: You, in the truck.
1313 01:24:37,948 01:24:39,116 I can't get by. I can't get by.
1314 01:24:39,950 01:24:44,788 Move you and your big, fat dog out of my way. Move you and your big, fat dog out of my way.
1315 01:24:48,250 01:24:49,251 TIMMY: So I did. TIMMY: So I did.
1316 01:24:50,460 01:24:51,587 And it hurt. And it hurt.
1317 01:25:01,138 01:25:04,391 Timmy! Hi! Hi, are you okay? Tell me you're okay. Timmy! Hi! Hi, are you okay? Tell me you're okay.
1318 01:25:05,225 01:25:07,185 - I'm okay. - You're okay? Okay. - I'm okay. - You're okay? Okay.
1319 01:25:07,644 01:25:09,938 - He's okay? - He's okay and he's very lucky. - He's okay? - He's okay and he's very lucky.
1320 01:25:10,427 01:25:12,277 - I'll give you two a moment. - Okay. Thank you. - I'll give you two a moment. - Okay. Thank you.
1321 01:25:13,597 01:25:16,822 I'm sorry it took me so long to get here. I came here as soon as Crispin called me. I'm sorry it took me so long to get here. I came here as soon as Crispin called me.
1322 01:25:17,112 01:25:19,364 - Where's Crispin? - Talking to the police. - Where's Crispin? - Talking to the police.
1323 01:25:20,073 01:25:23,035 - We apprehended the purse snatcher. - You did? That's good. - We apprehended the purse snatcher. - You did? That's good.
1324 01:25:23,882 01:25:25,907 Oh, God! I'm just... I'm just happy that you're safe. Oh, God! I'm just... I'm just happy that you're safe.
1325 01:25:26,330 01:25:27,497 I thought that something... I thought that something...
1326 01:25:30,083 01:25:32,002 I thought something bad had happened to you. I thought something bad had happened to you.
1327 01:25:32,961 01:25:35,422 And they didn't... they didn't tell me what happened. And they didn't... they didn't tell me what happened.
1328 01:25:35,505 01:25:36,632 So, I... I didn't know... So, I... I didn't know...
1329 01:25:38,550 01:25:40,052 - Oh. God! - I'm sorry. - Oh. God! - I'm sorry.
1330 01:25:43,680 01:25:44,806 You... you are? You... you are?
1331 01:25:45,682 01:25:48,685 Yes. I was just trying to get my agency back. Yes. I was just trying to get my agency back.
1332 01:25:49,519 01:25:50,562 I need it. I need it.
1333 01:25:51,480 01:25:53,545 Especially if I have to go to middle school. Especially if I have to go to middle school.
1334 01:26:10,666 01:26:12,959 I want you to have your agency back. I want you to have your agency back.
1335 01:26:14,461 01:26:16,171 - But you said... - I know what I said. - But you said... - I know what I said.
1336 01:26:19,633 01:26:22,094 I was upset, I made a mistake. I was upset, I made a mistake.
1337 01:26:23,303 01:26:24,304 You did? You did?
1338 01:26:25,472 01:26:26,473 Yeah. Yeah.
1339 01:26:27,891 01:26:30,936 Yeah. I make... I make lots of them. Yeah. I make... I make lots of them.
1340 01:26:32,229 01:26:33,230 So do I. So do I.
1341 01:26:35,565 01:26:36,608 Well... Well...
1342 01:26:37,734 01:26:39,300 we are both going to do better. we are both going to do better.
1343 01:26:39,945 01:26:42,322 - Together, okay? - Affirmative. - Together, okay? - Affirmative.
1344 01:26:45,033 01:26:46,451 Excuse me. Excuse me.
1345 01:26:49,287 01:26:52,582 Note to file. Reconsider hiring Mom. Note to file. Reconsider hiring Mom.
1346 01:27:03,969 01:27:06,513 - Hello. - Geez. Hey! - Hello. - Geez. Hey!
1347 01:27:07,013 01:27:09,433 Timmy! How are you doing, buddy? Timmy! How are you doing, buddy?
1348 01:27:10,206 01:27:11,726 I'm here on professional matters. I'm here on professional matters.
1349 01:27:16,273 01:27:19,151 Rally for Animal Awareness Month. Right on! Rally for Animal Awareness Month. Right on!
1350 01:27:20,026 01:27:22,529 - I'll try to come. - I could use the backup. - I'll try to come. - I could use the backup.
1351 01:27:23,202 01:27:25,490 Hey, you know what? I stumbled upon something Hey, you know what? I stumbled upon something
1352 01:27:25,574 01:27:27,534 you might be interested in. It's... you might be interested in. It's...
1353 01:27:29,494 01:27:30,746 It's Russia related. It's Russia related.
1354 01:27:33,498 01:27:36,042 TIMMY: My mother will be at the rally, for your information. TIMMY: My mother will be at the rally, for your information.
1355 01:27:36,168 01:27:37,169 CRISPIN: Oh, yeah? CRISPIN: Oh, yeah?
1356 01:27:37,335 01:27:39,379 - She still mad at me? - TIMMY: Affirmative. - She still mad at me? - TIMMY: Affirmative.
1357 01:27:40,088 01:27:43,091 - But the ice is breaking. - Yeah. I really screwed up. - But the ice is breaking. - Yeah. I really screwed up.
1358 01:27:43,800 01:27:46,368 - Mistakes were made. - Yeah. Story of my life. - Mistakes were made. - Yeah. Story of my life.
1359 01:27:46,728 01:27:47,729 Mine too. Mine too.
1360 01:27:51,183 01:27:52,392 It was illegally parked. It was illegally parked.
1361 01:27:53,435 01:27:54,436 Impossible. Impossible.
1362 01:27:55,479 01:27:57,314 - Did you tell my mother? - No. - Did you tell my mother? - No.
1363 01:27:57,397 01:27:59,274 I just saw it this morning during inventory. I just saw it this morning during inventory.
1364 01:28:00,005 01:28:01,305 How do you want to play it? How do you want to play it?
1365 01:28:02,903 01:28:06,531 Note to file. Possible police collusion with the Russians. Note to file. Possible police collusion with the Russians.
1366 01:28:10,827 01:28:15,332 TIMMY: The crimes were piling up. Gunnar's backpack, A dead hamster, TIMMY: The crimes were piling up. Gunnar's backpack, A dead hamster,
1367 01:28:15,555 01:28:16,775 and double-dealing cops. and double-dealing cops.
1368 01:28:17,417 01:28:19,920 But was I surprised? Negative. But was I surprised? Negative.
1369 01:28:20,253 01:28:21,838 After all, this was Portland. After all, this was Portland.
1370 01:28:22,464 01:28:25,217 Stumptown. A place rife with crime... Stumptown. A place rife with crime...
1371 01:28:25,926 01:28:28,386 corruption, and Russians. corruption, and Russians.
1372 01:28:41,441 01:28:43,902 Thank you to the Carverette Elementary Student Teacher Band. Thank you to the Carverette Elementary Student Teacher Band.
1373 01:28:44,110 01:28:46,488 And thank you all for being here today. And thank you all for being here today.
1374 01:28:46,947 01:28:50,742 Our young activists worked very hard to put this all together. Our young activists worked very hard to put this all together.
1375 01:28:50,867 01:28:52,118 And I'm damn proud of them. And I'm damn proud of them.
1376 01:28:52,661 01:28:53,870 And you should be, too. And you should be, too.
1377 01:28:55,330 01:28:56,331 I'm serious. I'm serious.
1378 01:28:56,832 01:28:57,833 Clap. Clap.
1379 01:29:01,420 01:29:02,421 Good. Good.
1380 01:29:03,380 01:29:06,883 Now, welcome our student organizer, Molly Moskins. Now, welcome our student organizer, Molly Moskins.
1381 01:29:10,127 01:29:11,221 MALE VOICE: Yes, Molly! MALE VOICE: Yes, Molly!
1382 01:29:12,264 01:29:14,558 - Where's Timmy? - I don't see him. - Where's Timmy? - I don't see him.
1383 01:29:14,724 01:29:17,060 - MOLLY: Thank you. - Or my Segway, for that matter. - MOLLY: Thank you. - Or my Segway, for that matter.
1384 01:29:17,727 01:29:19,145 - Oh, yeah. - MOLLY: Welcome, everyone. - Oh, yeah. - MOLLY: Welcome, everyone.
1385 01:29:19,271 01:29:20,397 - What? - Nothing. - What? - Nothing.
1386 01:29:20,944 01:29:24,526 We, the students of Carverette Elementary School, We, the students of Carverette Elementary School,
1387 01:29:24,943 01:29:29,698 urge you to join us in celebrating the glory that is the animal world, urge you to join us in celebrating the glory that is the animal world,
1388 01:29:30,031 01:29:32,951 in our commitment to wildlife conservation. in our commitment to wildlife conservation.
1389 01:29:34,160 01:29:37,372 We dedicate this rally to our late class hamster, We dedicate this rally to our late class hamster,
1390 01:29:37,497 01:29:39,249 the beloved Hammy Ham. the beloved Hammy Ham.
1391 01:29:39,570 01:29:41,251 May his soul rest in peace. May his soul rest in peace.
1392 01:29:43,359 01:29:48,049 And now, please welcome to the stage, Timmy Failure. And now, please welcome to the stage, Timmy Failure.
1393 01:29:48,967 01:29:49,968 No. No.
1394 01:29:53,263 01:29:55,804 There's Timmy. And he has your Segway. There's Timmy. And he has your Segway.
1395 01:29:56,633 01:29:57,634 He does. He does.
1396 01:30:01,521 01:30:03,940 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER) (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)
1397 01:30:08,111 01:30:09,696 Greetings, fellow humans. Greetings, fellow humans.
1398 01:30:14,034 01:30:15,035 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
1399 01:30:16,870 01:30:21,166 Please be advised that this school has a "no polar bear" policy on campus. Please be advised that this school has a "no polar bear" policy on campus.
1400 01:30:21,750 01:30:23,376 That is not just. That is not just.
1401 01:30:24,085 01:30:25,086 I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him.
1402 01:30:25,629 01:30:27,881 You're the one who told him to stand up and be heard. You're the one who told him to stand up and be heard.
1403 01:30:29,090 01:30:32,010 A polar bear may be different. He may be lazy. A polar bear may be different. He may be lazy.
1404 01:30:32,677 01:30:36,348 He may eat garbage and he may have a poor attitude. He may eat garbage and he may have a poor attitude.
1405 01:30:37,182 01:30:40,226 But, he is also a vulnerable species But, he is also a vulnerable species
1406 01:30:40,769 01:30:42,228 and worth protecting. and worth protecting.
1407 01:30:45,190 01:30:49,861 For a polar bear is loyal, and noble, and capable of greatness. For a polar bear is loyal, and noble, and capable of greatness.
1408 01:30:51,780 01:30:56,368 In fact, all of the animals in this rally are capable of greatness. In fact, all of the animals in this rally are capable of greatness.
1409 01:31:01,081 01:31:03,416 - Right on. - Oh, he's so delicious. - Right on. - Oh, he's so delicious.
1410 01:31:04,793 01:31:07,462 So, it may be time for us to move on to middle school. So, it may be time for us to move on to middle school.
1411 01:31:07,963 01:31:11,216 It may be time for us to adapt to a new way of life. It may be time for us to adapt to a new way of life.
1412 01:31:11,855 01:31:15,428 But it will never be time for us to stop being us. But it will never be time for us to stop being us.
1413 01:31:19,432 01:31:23,019 You can tell that to our parents, you can tell that to our teachers, You can tell that to our parents, you can tell that to our teachers,
1414 01:31:23,645 01:31:25,146 and you can tell that to the Russians. and you can tell that to the Russians.
1415 01:31:27,357 01:31:28,650 Go, Timmy! Go, Timmy!
1416 01:31:30,318 01:31:33,822 God bless Carverette Elementary, God bless Portland, God bless Carverette Elementary, God bless Portland,
1417 01:31:34,155 01:31:36,491 and God bless Fredrick Crocus! and God bless Fredrick Crocus!
1418 01:31:37,117 01:31:40,412 (ALL CHEER, APPLAUD) (ALL CHEER, APPLAUD)
1419 01:31:46,835 01:31:50,088 (MUSIC PLAYING) (MUSIC PLAYING)
1420 01:32:03,850 01:32:06,050 TIMMY: It was a moment of unmitigated triumph. TIMMY: It was a moment of unmitigated triumph.
1421 01:32:11,443 01:32:13,069 I only wish that Fredrick Crocus, I only wish that Fredrick Crocus,
1422 01:32:13,725 01:32:16,698 an educator unrivaled, could have been here to witness it. an educator unrivaled, could have been here to witness it.
1423 01:32:23,371 01:32:25,002 But then I knew why he wasn't. But then I knew why he wasn't.
1424 01:32:30,670 01:32:36,009 Save me! Save me!
1425 01:32:42,963 01:32:44,588 TIMMY: She was plotting more evil... TIMMY: She was plotting more evil...
1426 01:32:46,686 01:32:48,938 and we would be there to stop it. and we would be there to stop it.
1427 01:32:52,317 01:32:56,571 (MUSIC PLAYING) (MUSIC PLAYING)
1428 01:32:58,323 01:33:02,619 There's a man who leads a life of danger There's a man who leads a life of danger
1429 01:33:03,953 01:33:08,666 To everyone he meets he stays a stranger To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
1430 01:33:09,793 01:33:15,340 With every move he makes Another chance he takes With every move he makes Another chance he takes
1431 01:33:16,216 01:33:20,053 Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
1432 01:33:21,387 01:33:27,268 Secret agent man, secret agent man Secret agent man, secret agent man
1433 01:33:27,685 01:33:33,024 They've given you a number And taken away your name They've given you a number And taken away your name
1434 01:33:38,571 01:33:42,367 Beware of pretty faces that you find Beware of pretty faces that you find
1435 01:33:44,494 01:33:49,582 A pretty face can hide an evil mind A pretty face can hide an evil mind
1436 01:33:49,916 01:33:55,839 Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away
1437 01:33:56,881 01:34:00,760 Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
1438 01:34:02,053 01:34:07,976 Secret agent man, secret agent man Secret agent man, secret agent man
1439 01:34:08,351 01:34:13,940 They've given you a number And taken away your name They've given you a number And taken away your name
1440 01:34:42,802 01:34:48,850 Secret agent man, secret agent man Secret agent man, secret agent man
1441 01:34:49,058 01:34:54,564 They've given you a number And taken away your name They've given you a number And taken away your name
1442 01:35:00,069 01:35:04,115 Swingin' on the Riviera one day Swingin' on the Riviera one day
1443 01:35:05,408 01:35:10,788 And then layin' in the Bombay alley Next day And then layin' in the Bombay alley Next day
1444 01:35:11,247 01:35:17,545 Oh no, you let the wrong word slip While kissing persuasive lips Oh no, you let the wrong word slip While kissing persuasive lips
1445 01:35:17,837 01:35:22,008 The odds are you won't live To see tomorrow The odds are you won't live To see tomorrow
1446 01:35:23,384 01:35:29,390 Secret agent man, secret agent man Secret agent man, secret agent man
1447 01:35:29,641 01:35:35,313 They've given you a number And taken away your name They've given you a number And taken away your name
1448 01:35:45,156 01:35:47,659 Secret agent man Secret agent man
1449 01:35:52,455 01:35:56,960 (MUSIC PLAYING) (MUSIC PLAYING)