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1 | 00:00:04,505 | 00:00:10,677 | (MUSIC PLAYING) | (MUSIC PLAYING) |
2 | 00:00:20,604 | 00:00:22,356 | Whether I'm right | Whether I'm right |
3 | 00:00:24,650 | 00:00:26,693 | Or whether I'm wrong | Or whether I'm wrong |
4 | 00:00:29,112 | 00:00:35,452 | Whether I find a place in this world Or never belong | Whether I find a place in this world Or never belong |
5 | 00:00:37,538 | 00:00:44,294 | I gotta be me, I've gotta be me | I gotta be me, I've gotta be me |
6 | 00:00:46,338 | 00:00:47,881 | TIMMY: Greetings, fellow humans. | TIMMY: Greetings, fellow humans. |
7 | 00:00:49,716 | 00:00:52,511 | What you are about to see is a historical record | What you are about to see is a historical record |
8 | 00:00:52,636 | 00:00:54,846 | of my life as a detective. | of my life as a detective. |
9 | 00:00:55,889 | 00:00:57,975 | It has been rigorously fact-checked. | It has been rigorously fact-checked. |
10 | 00:00:58,892 | 00:01:00,894 | It is also highly confidential. | It is also highly confidential. |
11 | 00:01:02,187 | 00:01:06,275 | But I have agreed to document it because my expertise is invaluable | But I have agreed to document it because my expertise is invaluable |
12 | 00:01:06,358 | 00:01:08,694 | to anyone who ever wanted to be a detective. | to anyone who ever wanted to be a detective. |
13 | 00:01:09,570 | 00:01:11,113 | Which is probably everyone. | Which is probably everyone. |
14 | 00:01:12,614 | 00:01:16,326 | That said, do not try any of what you are about to see at home. | That said, do not try any of what you are about to see at home. |
15 | 00:01:17,995 | 00:01:21,957 | The high stakes world of a professional detective is dangerous, | The high stakes world of a professional detective is dangerous, |
16 | 00:01:22,040 | 00:01:24,126 | fast moving, and unpredictable. | fast moving, and unpredictable. |
17 | 00:01:25,335 | 00:01:29,673 | Especially the part involving a truck, a window, and a polar bear. | Especially the part involving a truck, a window, and a polar bear. |
18 | 00:01:30,007 | 00:01:32,884 | (MUSIC CONTINUES) | (MUSIC CONTINUES) |
19 | 00:01:34,011 | 00:01:36,763 | A world of success | A world of success |
20 | 00:01:38,390 | 00:01:41,226 | It's waiting for me | It's waiting for me |
21 | 00:01:41,893 | 00:01:46,023 | If I heed the call | If I heed the call |
22 | 00:01:47,441 | 00:01:50,569 | I won't settle down | I won't settle down |
23 | 00:01:51,737 | 00:01:53,238 | Won't settle for less... | Won't settle for less... |
24 | 00:01:53,447 | 00:01:57,034 | (CRASHES) | (CRASHES) |
25 | 00:01:59,995 | 00:02:01,413 | TIMMY: Mistakes were made. | TIMMY: Mistakes were made. |
26 | 00:02:01,705 | 00:02:03,957 | (SNIFFS) | (SNIFFS) |
27 | 00:02:05,334 | 00:02:06,459 | TIMMY: But I should back up. | TIMMY: But I should back up. |
28 | 00:02:07,544 | 00:02:09,338 | The story, not the truck. | The story, not the truck. |
29 | 00:02:10,631 | 00:02:11,882 | This is where I live. | This is where I live. |
30 | 00:02:12,841 | 00:02:15,552 | Well, not there, but, here. | Well, not there, but, here. |
31 | 00:02:16,887 | 00:02:19,973 | North Portland, in the shadow of this water tower. | North Portland, in the shadow of this water tower. |
32 | 00:02:20,766 | 00:02:22,893 | My name is Failure, Timmy Failure. | My name is Failure, Timmy Failure. |
33 | 00:02:23,769 | 00:02:25,395 | My name used to be spelled like this. | My name used to be spelled like this. |
34 | 00:02:26,897 | 00:02:30,192 | But somebody changed it. And now, it's spelled like this. | But somebody changed it. And now, it's spelled like this. |
35 | 00:02:31,818 | 00:02:34,613 | The name is misleading, because I am anything but. | The name is misleading, because I am anything but. |
36 | 00:02:35,947 | 00:02:37,866 | I am only concerned with one thing... | I am only concerned with one thing... |
37 | 00:02:38,659 | 00:02:39,660 | greatness. | greatness. |
38 | 00:02:40,911 | 00:02:45,832 | I am the founder, president, and CEO of my own detective agency. | I am the founder, president, and CEO of my own detective agency. |
39 | 00:02:45,999 | 00:02:48,085 | It's the best detective agency in town. | It's the best detective agency in town. |
40 | 00:02:48,877 | 00:02:49,961 | Perhaps, the world. | Perhaps, the world. |
41 | 00:02:50,921 | 00:02:55,008 | This is my latest case. Maybe the biggest of my storied career. | This is my latest case. Maybe the biggest of my storied career. |
42 | 00:02:55,467 | 00:02:56,927 | (CLATTERS) | (CLATTERS) |
43 | 00:02:59,721 | 00:03:00,764 | (SIGHS) | (SIGHS) |
44 | 00:03:00,847 | 00:03:03,725 | TIMMY: And that's my partner. His name is Total. | TIMMY: And that's my partner. His name is Total. |
45 | 00:03:05,018 | 00:03:07,104 | He's a 1500-pound polar bear. | He's a 1500-pound polar bear. |
46 | 00:03:08,146 | 00:03:12,776 | He's classified as a vulnerable species, because his arctic home is melting. | He's classified as a vulnerable species, because his arctic home is melting. |
47 | 00:03:12,943 | 00:03:15,821 | FEMALE VOICE ON TV: So in 50 years, it retreated more than it had | FEMALE VOICE ON TV: So in 50 years, it retreated more than it had |
48 | 00:03:15,904 | 00:03:17,531 | in the previous 200. | in the previous 200. |
49 | 00:03:18,573 | 00:03:20,117 | TIMMY: So, he wandered for food. | TIMMY: So, he wandered for food. |
50 | 00:03:21,952 | 00:03:23,036 | First by sea... | First by sea... |
51 | 00:03:29,126 | 00:03:30,275 | and then by land. | and then by land. |
52 | 00:03:34,214 | 00:03:36,129 | Until he came to Portland. | Until he came to Portland. |
53 | 00:03:36,341 | 00:03:39,094 | Stumptown, the city at the end of the trail. | Stumptown, the city at the end of the trail. |
54 | 00:03:39,177 | 00:03:41,430 | - PATTY: You're just leaving? - MALE VOICE: I need to live my life. | - PATTY: You're just leaving? - MALE VOICE: I need to live my life. |
55 | 00:03:41,513 | 00:03:43,877 | PATTY: Well, why can't you live it here with us, like you promised? | PATTY: Well, why can't you live it here with us, like you promised? |
56 | 00:03:44,146 | 00:03:45,746 | MALE VOICE: You know, I'm sorry, all right? | MALE VOICE: You know, I'm sorry, all right? |
57 | 00:03:45,851 | 00:03:47,686 | PATTY: You're sorry, all right. A sorry loser! | PATTY: You're sorry, all right. A sorry loser! |
58 | 00:03:48,895 | 00:03:51,064 | TIMMY: A place where things get strange. | TIMMY: A place where things get strange. |
59 | 00:03:52,524 | 00:03:54,443 | - (FOOTSTEPS ECHOING) - (WOMAN GRUNTING) | - (FOOTSTEPS ECHOING) - (WOMAN GRUNTING) |
60 | 00:03:56,570 | 00:03:58,155 | TIMMY: And he found our house... | TIMMY: And he found our house... |
61 | 00:03:59,448 | 00:04:00,449 | (GROWLS) | (GROWLS) |
62 | 00:04:02,159 | 00:04:03,243 | ...and my cereal. | ...and my cereal. |
63 | 00:04:05,996 | 00:04:06,997 | (SNIFFS) | (SNIFFS) |
64 | 00:04:08,665 | 00:04:10,023 | TIMMY: We buy good cereal. | TIMMY: We buy good cereal. |
65 | 00:04:17,758 | 00:04:22,345 | Initially, he displayed a fair degree of diligence and responsibility. | Initially, he displayed a fair degree of diligence and responsibility. |
66 | 00:04:23,013 | 00:04:25,974 | So, I amended the official license of my agency. | So, I amended the official license of my agency. |
67 | 00:04:26,308 | 00:04:28,727 | And agreed to make him a full partner. | And agreed to make him a full partner. |
68 | 00:04:28,977 | 00:04:30,020 | (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) | (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) |
69 | 00:04:30,437 | 00:04:31,730 | TIMMY: Which was a mistake. | TIMMY: Which was a mistake. |
70 | 00:04:31,938 | 00:04:34,107 | (SNORING) | (SNORING) |
71 | 00:04:35,400 | 00:04:37,944 | TIMMY: The diligence and responsibility were a ruse. | TIMMY: The diligence and responsibility were a ruse. |
72 | 00:04:38,862 | 00:04:40,322 | It's something polar bears do. | It's something polar bears do. |
73 | 00:04:40,447 | 00:04:41,490 | (SIGHS) | (SIGHS) |
74 | 00:04:58,089 | 00:05:01,076 | My mode of transportation is the key to my success. | My mode of transportation is the key to my success. |
75 | 00:05:01,851 | 00:05:03,512 | It's called the Failure Mobile. | It's called the Failure Mobile. |
76 | 00:05:04,888 | 00:05:08,350 | It is an imposing machine that allows me unlimited access | It is an imposing machine that allows me unlimited access |
77 | 00:05:08,433 | 00:05:09,726 | to the entire town. | to the entire town. |
78 | 00:05:10,477 | 00:05:12,687 | And it commands the respect of others. | And it commands the respect of others. |
79 | 00:05:13,855 | 00:05:17,567 | 'Cause on the mean streets of Portland, respect is critical. | 'Cause on the mean streets of Portland, respect is critical. |
80 | 00:05:18,527 | 00:05:21,363 | It should also be noted that it belongs to my mother, | It should also be noted that it belongs to my mother, |
81 | 00:05:21,518 | 00:05:23,114 | who won it in a church raffle. | who won it in a church raffle. |
82 | 00:05:23,281 | 00:05:28,245 | I won! I won; I never win crap. Boom! | I won! I won; I never win crap. Boom! |
83 | 00:05:30,831 | 00:05:32,749 | TIMMY: She calls it her stress reliever. | TIMMY: She calls it her stress reliever. |
84 | 00:05:34,042 | 00:05:38,463 | And so, she set forth some restrictions on when and how I can use it. | And so, she set forth some restrictions on when and how I can use it. |
85 | 00:05:39,005 | 00:05:40,423 | Never, ever, ever! | Never, ever, ever! |
86 | 00:05:41,091 | 00:05:42,509 | TIMMY: I thought that was vague... | TIMMY: I thought that was vague... |
87 | 00:05:43,343 | 00:05:44,386 | so I use it. | so I use it. |
88 | 00:05:47,931 | 00:05:51,935 | My relationship with local law enforcement is problematic. | My relationship with local law enforcement is problematic. |
89 | 00:05:53,520 | 00:05:58,275 | They admire my talent, but resent the fact that I refuse to collaborate. | They admire my talent, but resent the fact that I refuse to collaborate. |
90 | 00:05:59,192 | 00:06:02,279 | But I don't have to, because business is booming. | But I don't have to, because business is booming. |
91 | 00:06:04,114 | 00:06:06,575 | Portland is a city that is rife with crime, | Portland is a city that is rife with crime, |
92 | 00:06:07,158 | 00:06:08,159 | corruption... | corruption... |
93 | 00:06:09,369 | 00:06:10,453 | and Russians. | and Russians. |
94 | 00:06:17,050 | 00:06:18,244 | (DOORBELL CHIMES) | (DOORBELL CHIMES) |
95 | 00:06:18,336 | 00:06:21,339 | (CLATTERS) | (CLATTERS) |
96 | 00:06:23,508 | 00:06:24,509 | That's a demerit. | That's a demerit. |
97 | 00:06:27,345 | 00:06:30,015 | - Hello, Gunnar. - Hey, Timmy. What do you want? | - Hello, Gunnar. - Hey, Timmy. What do you want? |
98 | 00:06:30,891 | 00:06:32,767 | I understand someone stole your backpack. | I understand someone stole your backpack. |
99 | 00:06:34,185 | 00:06:35,228 | Yeah, so? | Yeah, so? |
100 | 00:06:36,187 | 00:06:37,689 | You may be wondering how I know that. | You may be wondering how I know that. |
101 | 00:06:38,940 | 00:06:40,942 | I posted signs all over school. | I posted signs all over school. |
102 | 00:06:41,985 | 00:06:44,779 | I want you to know that we are professional and discreet. | I want you to know that we are professional and discreet. |
103 | 00:06:50,785 | 00:06:52,078 | We can find your backpack. | We can find your backpack. |
104 | 00:06:53,747 | 00:06:54,748 | Who's we? | Who's we? |
105 | 00:07:01,379 | 00:07:02,881 | We're wasting valuable time. | We're wasting valuable time. |
106 | 00:07:03,840 | 00:07:05,800 | GUNNAR: I normally keep my backpack right there. | GUNNAR: I normally keep my backpack right there. |
107 | 00:07:06,134 | 00:07:09,095 | But, all I really care about is my Swiss Army knife. | But, all I really care about is my Swiss Army knife. |
108 | 00:07:09,804 | 00:07:10,972 | It was in the front pocket. | It was in the front pocket. |
109 | 00:07:11,514 | 00:07:13,183 | - So, you're Swiss? - No. | - So, you're Swiss? - No. |
110 | 00:07:13,725 | 00:07:14,768 | But you fight with knives? | But you fight with knives? |
111 | 00:07:15,310 | 00:07:18,438 | I got it for scouting. I'm trying to earn my survival skills badge. | I got it for scouting. I'm trying to earn my survival skills badge. |
112 | 00:07:18,855 | 00:07:22,317 | You got to survive in the woods, for two days, with only a knife. | You got to survive in the woods, for two days, with only a knife. |
113 | 00:07:23,151 | 00:07:24,486 | Survive what exactly? | Survive what exactly? |
114 | 00:07:25,654 | 00:07:26,780 | Whatever comes. | Whatever comes. |
115 | 00:07:28,031 | 00:07:30,075 | (GRUNTS) Yes, yeah! | (GRUNTS) Yes, yeah! |
116 | 00:07:31,076 | 00:07:37,874 | (GRUNTS) | (GRUNTS) |
117 | 00:07:39,668 | 00:07:40,669 | Good luck, Son. | Good luck, Son. |
118 | 00:07:43,880 | 00:07:45,924 | Maybe go for the bird watching badge instead. | Maybe go for the bird watching badge instead. |
119 | 00:07:51,262 | 00:07:52,806 | I have to do my homework now, Timmy. | I have to do my homework now, Timmy. |
120 | 00:07:53,640 | 00:07:54,975 | Is this for enemy surveillance? | Is this for enemy surveillance? |
121 | 00:07:55,934 | 00:07:57,352 | It's for looking at stars. | It's for looking at stars. |
122 | 00:07:58,770 | 00:08:01,064 | Good cover. I think we're done here. | Good cover. I think we're done here. |
123 | 00:08:02,107 | 00:08:04,442 | - You didn't do anything. - Incorrect. | - You didn't do anything. - Incorrect. |
124 | 00:08:04,776 | 00:08:08,154 | I surveyed the crime scene and reached a comprehensive conclusion. | I surveyed the crime scene and reached a comprehensive conclusion. |
125 | 00:08:10,073 | 00:08:11,700 | Backpack, gone. | Backpack, gone. |
126 | 00:08:12,617 | 00:08:14,035 | I'll show myself out. | I'll show myself out. |
127 | 00:08:18,456 | 00:08:21,251 | - (CLATTERS) - That's the closet. | - (CLATTERS) - That's the closet. |
128 | 00:08:22,419 | 00:08:23,420 | TIMMY: Correct. | TIMMY: Correct. |
129 | 00:08:33,722 | 00:08:38,309 | (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) | (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) |
130 | 00:08:40,895 | 00:08:44,190 | - Who are you? - Timmy. Who are you? | - Who are you? - Timmy. Who are you? |
131 | 00:08:44,941 | 00:08:45,942 | Gabe. | Gabe. |
132 | 00:08:46,526 | 00:08:49,988 | - You live here? - No, someone just put my name on the wall. | - You live here? - No, someone just put my name on the wall. |
133 | 00:08:51,031 | 00:08:52,073 | What's with the dumb scarf? | What's with the dumb scarf? |
134 | 00:08:54,325 | 00:08:55,535 | It's distinctive. | It's distinctive. |
135 | 00:08:56,286 | 00:08:57,871 | Yeah, it's also not normal. | Yeah, it's also not normal. |
136 | 00:08:59,289 | 00:09:00,790 | Normal is for normal people. | Normal is for normal people. |
137 | 00:09:03,209 | 00:09:04,210 | Close the door, weirdo. | Close the door, weirdo. |
138 | 00:09:08,048 | 00:09:09,507 | With you on the outside. | With you on the outside. |
139 | 00:09:12,844 | 00:09:15,055 | Get out, or I'm gonna pound you! | Get out, or I'm gonna pound you! |
140 | 00:09:26,900 | 00:09:30,904 | Timmy, you're nuts for going in there. Gabe's in middle school. | Timmy, you're nuts for going in there. Gabe's in middle school. |
141 | 00:09:31,029 | 00:09:32,447 | He's got a screw loose. | He's got a screw loose. |
142 | 00:09:32,989 | 00:09:34,115 | I was looking for clues. | I was looking for clues. |
143 | 00:09:35,075 | 00:09:37,535 | - Did you find any? - Of course. | - Did you find any? - Of course. |
144 | 00:09:37,994 | 00:09:39,579 | Gabe, very rude. | Gabe, very rude. |
145 | 00:09:46,086 | 00:09:47,754 | TIMMY: Backpack, gone. | TIMMY: Backpack, gone. |
146 | 00:09:48,546 | 00:09:50,173 | Gabe, very rude. | Gabe, very rude. |
147 | 00:09:53,343 | 00:09:54,344 | What am I missing? | What am I missing? |
148 | 00:09:56,179 | 00:09:57,388 | TIMMY: As darkness falls, | TIMMY: As darkness falls, |
149 | 00:09:57,764 | 00:10:01,142 | I continue to wrestle with the complexities of the Gunnar case. | I continue to wrestle with the complexities of the Gunnar case. |
150 | 00:10:01,601 | 00:10:04,479 | The good news is that my mother has two jobs. | The good news is that my mother has two jobs. |
151 | 00:10:05,188 | 00:10:08,274 | So, I am left alone to work in peace and quiet. | So, I am left alone to work in peace and quiet. |
152 | 00:10:08,942 | 00:10:12,445 | The bad news is my cramped office conditions. | The bad news is my cramped office conditions. |
153 | 00:10:13,154 | 00:10:16,449 | - PATTY: Timmy, I'm home. - (THUDS) | - PATTY: Timmy, I'm home. - (THUDS) |
154 | 00:10:18,243 | 00:10:19,244 | TIMMY: It's inhumane. | TIMMY: It's inhumane. |
155 | 00:10:19,327 | 00:10:20,328 | PATTY: Timmy? | PATTY: Timmy? |
156 | 00:10:21,704 | 00:10:25,792 | TIMMY: I have plans to renovate, so I scheduled a teleconference. | TIMMY: I have plans to renovate, so I scheduled a teleconference. |
157 | 00:10:26,584 | 00:10:27,794 | - TIMMY: Mother. - Yep? | - TIMMY: Mother. - Yep? |
158 | 00:10:28,044 | 00:10:30,505 | It would be helpful if you would get rid of all your clothes. | It would be helpful if you would get rid of all your clothes. |
159 | 00:10:30,839 | 00:10:32,257 | I need more office space. | I need more office space. |
160 | 00:10:32,632 | 00:10:34,092 | I'm not getting rid of my clothes. | I'm not getting rid of my clothes. |
161 | 00:10:34,431 | 00:10:36,553 | You need a bigger office, you look for it somewhere else. | You need a bigger office, you look for it somewhere else. |
162 | 00:10:36,636 | 00:10:37,637 | Eat your burger. | Eat your burger. |
163 | 00:10:38,513 | 00:10:39,722 | - Server. - Yeah? | - Server. - Yeah? |
164 | 00:10:39,806 | 00:10:41,391 | I need the real estate listings. | I need the real estate listings. |
165 | 00:10:42,100 | 00:10:43,560 | Oh, are you serious? | Oh, are you serious? |
166 | 00:10:43,726 | 00:10:45,270 | - PATTY: He's not. - I am. | - PATTY: He's not. - I am. |
167 | 00:10:45,395 | 00:10:47,021 | No. That's... Thank you. No. | No. That's... Thank you. No. |
168 | 00:10:48,106 | 00:10:49,691 | - Okay. - PATTY: Eat. | - Okay. - PATTY: Eat. |
169 | 00:10:49,899 | 00:10:53,278 | I'll probably move my office downtown. More prestige. | I'll probably move my office downtown. More prestige. |
170 | 00:10:53,778 | 00:10:55,280 | Why limit yourself to downtown? | Why limit yourself to downtown? |
171 | 00:10:55,744 | 00:10:58,002 | It's your world headquarters, you've got to think bigger. | It's your world headquarters, you've got to think bigger. |
172 | 00:10:58,241 | 00:10:59,367 | - Bigger? - Yeah. | - Bigger? - Yeah. |
173 | 00:10:59,617 | 00:11:02,120 | Like, I always wanted to live in New York City. | Like, I always wanted to live in New York City. |
174 | 00:11:02,745 | 00:11:05,290 | The music scene, museums, the Broadway shows, | The music scene, museums, the Broadway shows, |
175 | 00:11:05,373 | 00:11:09,419 | you would love Broadway, buddy. That's where you should have your office. | you would love Broadway, buddy. That's where you should have your office. |
176 | 00:11:30,565 | 00:11:31,941 | Failure! | Failure! |
177 | 00:11:32,066 | 00:11:36,029 | (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) | (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) |
178 | 00:11:38,489 | 00:11:40,408 | - (GROWLS) - (THUDS) | - (GROWLS) - (THUDS) |
179 | 00:11:41,784 | 00:11:42,994 | I'll stay in Portland. | I'll stay in Portland. |
180 | 00:11:44,871 | 00:11:46,956 | I tell you what, if you finish all of your food, | I tell you what, if you finish all of your food, |
181 | 00:11:47,120 | 00:11:49,250 | we'll pick up the real estate listings on our way home. | we'll pick up the real estate listings on our way home. |
182 | 00:11:49,792 | 00:11:51,085 | Commercial real estate? | Commercial real estate? |
183 | 00:11:51,920 | 00:11:53,671 | Of course. More prestige. | Of course. More prestige. |
184 | 00:11:56,716 | 00:12:00,762 | Note to file, consider hiring Mother for global planning position. | Note to file, consider hiring Mother for global planning position. |
185 | 00:12:01,429 | 00:12:02,430 | Thanks, buddy. | Thanks, buddy. |
186 | 00:12:08,353 | 00:12:12,982 | TIMMY: And so, I set my lofty sights on a new world headquarters, | TIMMY: And so, I set my lofty sights on a new world headquarters, |
187 | 00:12:13,274 | 00:12:14,984 | befitting my agency. | befitting my agency. |
188 | 00:12:24,035 | 00:12:24,953 | Psst! | Psst! |
189 | 00:12:26,120 | 00:12:27,872 | Rents are higher than anticipated. | Rents are higher than anticipated. |
190 | 00:12:28,998 | 00:12:30,541 | It's urgent we crack the Gunnar case. | It's urgent we crack the Gunnar case. |
191 | 00:12:41,261 | 00:12:43,137 | PATTY: Timmy, get up. | PATTY: Timmy, get up. |
192 | 00:12:43,680 | 00:12:46,724 | (BIRDS CHIRPING) | (BIRDS CHIRPING) |
193 | 00:12:47,934 | 00:12:51,020 | TIMMY: And once we crack the Gunnar case, bingo bango. | TIMMY: And once we crack the Gunnar case, bingo bango. |
194 | 00:12:51,104 | 00:12:52,605 | We'll be making billions. | We'll be making billions. |
195 | 00:12:55,191 | 00:12:58,027 | And with all that cash, we'll be able to open our new office. | And with all that cash, we'll be able to open our new office. |
196 | 00:12:58,778 | 00:12:59,779 | Downtown. | Downtown. |
197 | 00:13:00,863 | 00:13:02,740 | We'll return to Gunnar's after school. | We'll return to Gunnar's after school. |
198 | 00:13:03,783 | 00:13:04,867 | Dust for fingerprints, | Dust for fingerprints, |
199 | 00:13:05,535 | 00:13:07,537 | - take some hair samples. - MALE VOICE: Love you buddy! | - take some hair samples. - MALE VOICE: Love you buddy! |
200 | 00:13:08,246 | 00:13:11,124 | Hey, Timmy. Come on, you're gonna be late. | Hey, Timmy. Come on, you're gonna be late. |
201 | 00:13:14,168 | 00:13:15,920 | We'll reconvene at recess. | We'll reconvene at recess. |
202 | 00:13:18,256 | 00:13:19,382 | (GROANS) | (GROANS) |
203 | 00:13:20,842 | 00:13:21,968 | I don't like it either. | I don't like it either. |
204 | 00:13:22,677 | 00:13:23,761 | School policy. | School policy. |
205 | 00:13:24,012 | 00:13:26,044 | - (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) - School policy. They're anti-bear. | - (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) - School policy. They're anti-bear. |
206 | 00:13:31,561 | 00:13:32,812 | Hypocrites. (SIGHS) | Hypocrites. (SIGHS) |
207 | 00:13:34,022 | 00:13:35,440 | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
208 | 00:13:36,691 | 00:13:38,104 | MR. CROCUS: You're late, Failure. | MR. CROCUS: You're late, Failure. |
209 | 00:13:38,943 | 00:13:42,196 | - Again. - TIMMY: Mr. Crocus. He's problematic. | - Again. - TIMMY: Mr. Crocus. He's problematic. |
210 | 00:13:42,405 | 00:13:45,408 | Oh and, Failure, it's your turn to take care of Hammy Ham. | Oh and, Failure, it's your turn to take care of Hammy Ham. |
211 | 00:13:46,075 | 00:13:48,453 | Pick him up at Maxine's house tomorrow after school. | Pick him up at Maxine's house tomorrow after school. |
212 | 00:13:49,329 | 00:13:50,330 | I can't. Busy. | I can't. Busy. |
213 | 00:13:50,663 | 00:13:54,375 | I don't mind taking care of Hammy Ham for another week, or longer. | I don't mind taking care of Hammy Ham for another week, or longer. |
214 | 00:13:54,834 | 00:13:56,502 | No. Failure... | No. Failure... |
215 | 00:13:57,170 | 00:13:59,881 | you pick up that hamster or you get detention. | you pick up that hamster or you get detention. |
216 | 00:14:04,344 | 00:14:06,429 | - What are you in for? - Murder. | - What are you in for? - Murder. |
217 | 00:14:07,597 | 00:14:10,933 | - You? - Not caring for the class hamster. | - You? - Not caring for the class hamster. |
218 | 00:14:12,226 | 00:14:14,354 | - I'll get the rodent. - Good choice. | - I'll get the rodent. - Good choice. |
219 | 00:14:17,607 | 00:14:21,486 | TIMMY: The people I sit with are also problematic. Like her. | TIMMY: The people I sit with are also problematic. Like her. |
220 | 00:14:21,694 | 00:14:23,696 | - Hi, Timmy. - TIMMY: Molly Moskins. | - Hi, Timmy. - TIMMY: Molly Moskins. |
221 | 00:14:24,530 | 00:14:27,658 | She smiles too much and smells like a tangerine. | She smiles too much and smells like a tangerine. |
222 | 00:14:27,950 | 00:14:31,746 | MR. CROCUS: Clear your desks, we're going to have a quiz. | MR. CROCUS: Clear your desks, we're going to have a quiz. |
223 | 00:14:31,954 | 00:14:34,207 | TIMMY: And him, Charles Tookus. | TIMMY: And him, Charles Tookus. |
224 | 00:14:34,540 | 00:14:38,086 | Prefers to be called Rollo, he's a former employee of my agency. | Prefers to be called Rollo, he's a former employee of my agency. |
225 | 00:14:38,169 | 00:14:41,422 | - Is this a surprise quiz? - Did you know about it? | - Is this a surprise quiz? - Did you know about it? |
226 | 00:14:41,631 | 00:14:43,341 | - No. - Then... | - No. - Then... |
227 | 00:14:44,467 | 00:14:45,760 | surprise! | surprise! |
228 | 00:14:47,136 | 00:14:49,055 | I... I'm totally unprepared. | I... I'm totally unprepared. |
229 | 00:14:49,931 | 00:14:52,558 | TIMMY: He has a nervous condition, so, I had to let him go. | TIMMY: He has a nervous condition, so, I had to let him go. |
230 | 00:14:53,351 | 00:14:57,688 | But she's the most problematic. I call her The Nameless One. | But she's the most problematic. I call her The Nameless One. |
231 | 00:14:57,980 | 00:15:01,901 | Because I am never ever going to talk about her. Ever. | Because I am never ever going to talk about her. Ever. |
232 | 00:15:02,402 | 00:15:05,238 | Now, you can expect four more of these quizzes | Now, you can expect four more of these quizzes |
233 | 00:15:05,405 | 00:15:08,157 | - before the end of the year. - Is that even legal? | - before the end of the year. - Is that even legal? |
234 | 00:15:08,658 | 00:15:12,954 | I used to think Scantron tests were formulaic and demoralizing. | I used to think Scantron tests were formulaic and demoralizing. |
235 | 00:15:13,121 | 00:15:15,665 | Now I see them as a form of artistic expression. | Now I see them as a form of artistic expression. |
236 | 00:15:16,249 | 00:15:17,917 | GROUP: Hmmm. | GROUP: Hmmm. |
237 | 00:15:19,836 | 00:15:24,424 | (BEMUSED CHATTER) | (BEMUSED CHATTER) |
238 | 00:15:24,966 | 00:15:26,509 | - GROUP: Ah! - (APPLAUSE) | - GROUP: Ah! - (APPLAUSE) |
239 | 00:15:26,717 | 00:15:30,054 | One final thing, all remaining quizzes will be graded | One final thing, all remaining quizzes will be graded |
240 | 00:15:30,138 | 00:15:32,723 | on the combined average of your quadrant. | on the combined average of your quadrant. |
241 | 00:15:33,349 | 00:15:34,392 | What, why? | What, why? |
242 | 00:15:35,351 | 00:15:38,354 | I'm attempting to foster collaboration, Mr. Tookus. | I'm attempting to foster collaboration, Mr. Tookus. |
243 | 00:15:39,021 | 00:15:42,483 | Working together, maybe the only chance you have | Working together, maybe the only chance you have |
244 | 00:15:42,733 | 00:15:45,361 | of surviving middle school next year. | of surviving middle school next year. |
245 | 00:15:45,862 | 00:15:48,072 | - ROLLO: Oh, we're dead. - Why? | - ROLLO: Oh, we're dead. - Why? |
246 | 00:15:48,739 | 00:15:51,409 | Timmy doesn't study, he'll tank our grade. | Timmy doesn't study, he'll tank our grade. |
247 | 00:15:51,909 | 00:15:54,662 | Grades are the least of my concerns, Rollo Tookus. | Grades are the least of my concerns, Rollo Tookus. |
248 | 00:15:55,079 | 00:15:56,581 | What are your concerns, Timmy? | What are your concerns, Timmy? |
249 | 00:16:01,294 | 00:16:03,087 | I cannot collaborate with The Nameless One. | I cannot collaborate with The Nameless One. |
250 | 00:16:04,297 | 00:16:06,841 | Well, I don't know what that means exactly, | Well, I don't know what that means exactly, |
251 | 00:16:07,049 | 00:16:09,218 | but I'm sure we can problem solve the situation. | but I'm sure we can problem solve the situation. |
252 | 00:16:09,677 | 00:16:12,597 | Molly Moskins, do you have something you'd like to share? | Molly Moskins, do you have something you'd like to share? |
253 | 00:16:14,390 | 00:16:18,019 | No, but Timmy does. And I think he should be heard. | No, but Timmy does. And I think he should be heard. |
254 | 00:16:18,853 | 00:16:20,563 | Oh, well, | Oh, well, |
255 | 00:16:21,022 | 00:16:24,775 | if something is troubling you, Mr. Failure, then by all means, | if something is troubling you, Mr. Failure, then by all means, |
256 | 00:16:24,859 | 00:16:27,195 | stand up and share. Stand up. | stand up and share. Stand up. |
257 | 00:16:32,241 | 00:16:33,493 | Well, speak up, Failure. | Well, speak up, Failure. |
258 | 00:16:34,535 | 00:16:36,537 | We're all waiting. | We're all waiting. |
259 | 00:16:41,334 | 00:16:44,128 | - You can do it, Timmy. - Say something, Timmy. | - You can do it, Timmy. - Say something, Timmy. |
260 | 00:16:45,254 | 00:16:48,257 | As I expected. Now sit down, Failure. | As I expected. Now sit down, Failure. |
261 | 00:16:48,716 | 00:16:51,135 | TIMMY: But sitting with The Nameless One was not an option. | TIMMY: But sitting with The Nameless One was not an option. |
262 | 00:16:52,011 | 00:16:53,095 | Sit down... | Sit down... |
263 | 00:16:53,888 | 00:16:55,515 | or go to the Principal's office. | or go to the Principal's office. |
264 | 00:16:56,057 | 00:16:58,142 | So, I was forced to improvise. | So, I was forced to improvise. |
265 | 00:17:00,811 | 00:17:01,812 | What are you doing now? | What are you doing now? |
266 | 00:17:02,813 | 00:17:04,774 | Sitting down, but over here. | Sitting down, but over here. |
267 | 00:17:05,233 | 00:17:08,486 | All right. That's it. Get out. Get out of my class. | All right. That's it. Get out. Get out of my class. |
268 | 00:17:11,489 | 00:17:13,115 | Without the desk! | Without the desk! |
269 | 00:17:18,329 | 00:17:19,539 | (DOOR CLOSES) | (DOOR CLOSES) |
270 | 00:17:20,581 | 00:17:22,750 | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
271 | 00:17:24,085 | 00:17:28,130 | TIMMY: Recess is the only opportunity I have to do global strategy planning | TIMMY: Recess is the only opportunity I have to do global strategy planning |
272 | 00:17:28,256 | 00:17:29,382 | for the agency. | for the agency. |
273 | 00:17:31,384 | 00:17:34,011 | So, I sit in the one spot that allows my business partner | So, I sit in the one spot that allows my business partner |
274 | 00:17:34,178 | 00:17:35,179 | to participate. | to participate. |
275 | 00:17:36,639 | 00:17:40,226 | And where no one else can listen in on our highly confidential meetings. | And where no one else can listen in on our highly confidential meetings. |
276 | 00:17:40,935 | 00:17:42,144 | Like the other kids... | Like the other kids... |
277 | 00:17:44,063 | 00:17:45,273 | or The Nameless One. | or The Nameless One. |
278 | 00:17:49,151 | 00:17:50,152 | Or the Russians. | Or the Russians. |
279 | 00:18:01,539 | 00:18:03,833 | - I wouldn't approach the fence. - Why not? | - I wouldn't approach the fence. - Why not? |
280 | 00:18:04,625 | 00:18:05,793 | For your own safety. | For your own safety. |
281 | 00:18:08,629 | 00:18:09,672 | Whatever, weirdo. | Whatever, weirdo. |
282 | 00:18:11,674 | 00:18:14,468 | - (GROWLS) - Ignore him. Jealous. | - (GROWLS) - Ignore him. Jealous. |
283 | 00:18:16,429 | 00:18:18,931 | You'll have to return to Gunnar's without me after school. | You'll have to return to Gunnar's without me after school. |
284 | 00:18:20,266 | 00:18:21,392 | I'm going to be delayed. | I'm going to be delayed. |
285 | 00:18:23,561 | 00:18:26,355 | Now, by my estimation, | Now, by my estimation, |
286 | 00:18:26,439 | 00:18:30,901 | we've had 11 meetings so far this year, | we've had 11 meetings so far this year, |
287 | 00:18:31,319 | 00:18:35,990 | and neither Timmy's grades nor his behavior are improving. | and neither Timmy's grades nor his behavior are improving. |
288 | 00:18:36,657 | 00:18:39,910 | And worse, he doesn't seem to care. | And worse, he doesn't seem to care. |
289 | 00:18:40,536 | 00:18:43,414 | I know it may not seem like it sometimes, but Timmy does care. | I know it may not seem like it sometimes, but Timmy does care. |
290 | 00:18:44,457 | 00:18:48,586 | He just... he cares in a... a different way. | He just... he cares in a... a different way. |
291 | 00:18:50,338 | 00:18:52,757 | Hmm, well, be that as it may, | Hmm, well, be that as it may, |
292 | 00:18:53,215 | 00:18:55,509 | if this keeps up, we're gonna have to suspend him. | if this keeps up, we're gonna have to suspend him. |
293 | 00:18:56,135 | 00:18:58,220 | No. No, that... that won't be necessary. | No. No, that... that won't be necessary. |
294 | 00:18:58,638 | 00:19:02,016 | - He... he'll do better. I promise. - Ms. Failure, as you know, | - He... he'll do better. I promise. - Ms. Failure, as you know, |
295 | 00:19:02,224 | 00:19:05,311 | this is Timmy's final year at Carverette. | this is Timmy's final year at Carverette. |
296 | 00:19:06,020 | 00:19:10,316 | He's supposed to move on to middle school next year with the rest of his class. | He's supposed to move on to middle school next year with the rest of his class. |
297 | 00:19:11,067 | 00:19:14,612 | One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. | One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. |
298 | 00:19:14,695 | 00:19:18,741 | One, two, three, four, five, six... | One, two, three, four, five, six... |
299 | 00:19:19,075 | 00:19:23,996 | MR. CROCUS: Needless to say, this will be a significant change for your son. | MR. CROCUS: Needless to say, this will be a significant change for your son. |
300 | 00:19:24,538 | 00:19:28,084 | Middle school is a much bigger place. | Middle school is a much bigger place. |
301 | 00:19:30,002 | 00:19:32,129 | It can be quite intimidating. | It can be quite intimidating. |
302 | 00:19:34,340 | 00:19:36,384 | The classes are larger. | The classes are larger. |
303 | 00:19:37,218 | 00:19:42,139 | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
304 | 00:19:42,348 | 00:19:45,267 | The teacher student ratio is extreme. | The teacher student ratio is extreme. |
305 | 00:19:47,561 | 00:19:51,649 | And the amount of schoolwork will increase substantially. | And the amount of schoolwork will increase substantially. |
306 | 00:19:56,445 | 00:19:59,532 | It will be an exceedingly heavy workload. | It will be an exceedingly heavy workload. |
307 | 00:19:59,949 | 00:20:01,117 | (GROANS) | (GROANS) |
308 | 00:20:05,204 | 00:20:08,582 | The point is, Ms. Failure, that we've made the mistake | The point is, Ms. Failure, that we've made the mistake |
309 | 00:20:08,708 | 00:20:11,877 | of coddling your son for far too long. | of coddling your son for far too long. |
310 | 00:20:12,586 | 00:20:16,424 | And when he gets to middle school, that's over. Finished. | And when he gets to middle school, that's over. Finished. |
311 | 00:20:17,383 | 00:20:21,011 | He's going to have to stop living in his own world. | He's going to have to stop living in his own world. |
312 | 00:20:22,471 | 00:20:24,056 | I understand, absolutely. | I understand, absolutely. |
313 | 00:20:25,516 | 00:20:28,060 | Timmy, tell Mr. Crocus that you're sorry. | Timmy, tell Mr. Crocus that you're sorry. |
314 | 00:20:29,019 | 00:20:30,104 | For what exactly? | For what exactly? |
315 | 00:20:31,731 | 00:20:33,357 | For disrupting the class. | For disrupting the class. |
316 | 00:20:34,400 | 00:20:36,360 | I'm trying to focus on my quiz, Mother. | I'm trying to focus on my quiz, Mother. |
317 | 00:20:36,986 | 00:20:38,696 | My quadrant is depending on me. | My quadrant is depending on me. |
318 | 00:20:39,363 | 00:20:40,406 | Timmy! | Timmy! |
319 | 00:20:42,450 | 00:20:43,826 | Mistakes were made. | Mistakes were made. |
320 | 00:20:51,500 | 00:20:52,585 | PATTY: I can't believe this. | PATTY: I can't believe this. |
321 | 00:20:53,210 | 00:20:56,839 | If you get suspended, I am screwed. I'm serious, Timmy. | If you get suspended, I am screwed. I'm serious, Timmy. |
322 | 00:20:57,465 | 00:21:00,634 | I can't afford childcare, and I can't afford to stay home with you. | I can't afford childcare, and I can't afford to stay home with you. |
323 | 00:21:00,885 | 00:21:02,678 | We can barely pay our rent as it is. | We can barely pay our rent as it is. |
324 | 00:21:03,012 | 00:21:05,806 | You gotta help me out here, buddy, okay? I'm serious. | You gotta help me out here, buddy, okay? I'm serious. |
325 | 00:21:07,057 | 00:21:10,019 | TIMMY: Mother was upset, but she didn't need to be. | TIMMY: Mother was upset, but she didn't need to be. |
326 | 00:21:10,603 | 00:21:11,812 | The Solution was obvious. | The Solution was obvious. |
327 | 00:21:12,646 | 00:21:16,066 | Fifth grade would be the final year of my formal education. | Fifth grade would be the final year of my formal education. |
328 | 00:21:18,736 | 00:21:19,737 | (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) | (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) |
329 | 00:21:23,115 | 00:21:25,618 | TIMMY: Okay, so what leads did you dig up on the Gunnar case? | TIMMY: Okay, so what leads did you dig up on the Gunnar case? |
330 | 00:21:27,119 | 00:21:29,497 | What do you mean? You accomplished nothing? | What do you mean? You accomplished nothing? |
331 | 00:21:30,581 | 00:21:33,793 | We need to crack the Gunnar case so we can move our offices downtown. | We need to crack the Gunnar case so we can move our offices downtown. |
332 | 00:21:36,337 | 00:21:37,379 | (DOOR CLOSES) | (DOOR CLOSES) |
333 | 00:21:37,797 | 00:21:40,090 | Timmy, stop. What are you doing? | Timmy, stop. What are you doing? |
334 | 00:21:40,716 | 00:21:43,427 | Not my fault. Disgruntled employee. | Not my fault. Disgruntled employee. |
335 | 00:21:44,053 | 00:21:46,013 | Well, stop. I'm trying to pay some bills. | Well, stop. I'm trying to pay some bills. |
336 | 00:21:46,889 | 00:21:50,226 | And you need to get ready for bed. Come out from under there, please. | And you need to get ready for bed. Come out from under there, please. |
337 | 00:21:56,232 | 00:21:59,068 | These bills are nothing. When my agency expands... | These bills are nothing. When my agency expands... |
338 | 00:21:59,985 | 00:22:02,696 | I will be able to pay you ten times your current salary. | I will be able to pay you ten times your current salary. |
339 | 00:22:05,825 | 00:22:07,701 | You don't need to worry about my salary. | You don't need to worry about my salary. |
340 | 00:22:08,452 | 00:22:10,329 | All you have to worry about is school. | All you have to worry about is school. |
341 | 00:22:11,664 | 00:22:14,667 | - Promise me you're going to try harder. - Affirmative. | - Promise me you're going to try harder. - Affirmative. |
342 | 00:22:16,252 | 00:22:19,588 | You need to learn to say you're sorry sometimes, like today. Okay? | You need to learn to say you're sorry sometimes, like today. Okay? |
343 | 00:22:20,881 | 00:22:21,882 | Affirmative. | Affirmative. |
344 | 00:22:22,591 | 00:22:24,176 | Affirmative. Affirmative. | Affirmative. Affirmative. |
345 | 00:22:25,594 | 00:22:27,763 | - That's not normal. - Good. | - That's not normal. - Good. |
346 | 00:22:28,138 | 00:22:30,766 | Normal is for normal people. | Normal is for normal people. |
347 | 00:22:34,478 | 00:22:36,355 | Stop that. It's unprofessional. | Stop that. It's unprofessional. |
348 | 00:22:38,524 | 00:22:39,525 | Do it again. | Do it again. |
349 | 00:22:41,527 | 00:22:45,739 | (GROWLS) | (GROWLS) |
350 | 00:22:51,203 | 00:22:53,873 | TIMMY: For a detective, time equals money. | TIMMY: For a detective, time equals money. |
351 | 00:22:54,957 | 00:22:59,128 | So, it's profoundly annoying when I'm forced to do such trivial things. | So, it's profoundly annoying when I'm forced to do such trivial things. |
352 | 00:22:59,670 | 00:23:01,463 | Like pick up the class hamster. | Like pick up the class hamster. |
353 | 00:23:10,347 | 00:23:11,473 | Keep an eye on things. | Keep an eye on things. |
354 | 00:23:14,143 | 00:23:16,061 | - (SLURPS) - (DOORBELL CHIMES) | - (SLURPS) - (DOORBELL CHIMES) |
355 | 00:23:17,813 | 00:23:19,815 | Hi, Timmy. Are you here for Hammy Ham? | Hi, Timmy. Are you here for Hammy Ham? |
356 | 00:23:20,816 | 00:23:21,817 | Affirmative. | Affirmative. |
357 | 00:23:24,194 | 00:23:25,279 | Can you keep a secret? | Can you keep a secret? |
358 | 00:23:29,575 | 00:23:30,576 | TIMMY: You sure he's dead? | TIMMY: You sure he's dead? |
359 | 00:23:31,535 | 00:23:33,287 | MAXINE: He hasn't moved for three days. | MAXINE: He hasn't moved for three days. |
360 | 00:23:34,580 | 00:23:36,665 | Note to file, possible homicide. | Note to file, possible homicide. |
361 | 00:23:38,042 | 00:23:41,712 | - I'll need a shoe box. - Why? What are you going to do? | - I'll need a shoe box. - Why? What are you going to do? |
362 | 00:23:42,296 | 00:23:43,422 | Take the body to the lab... | Take the body to the lab... |
363 | 00:23:44,214 | 00:23:45,424 | open an investigation. | open an investigation. |
364 | 00:23:46,050 | 00:23:47,593 | This will probably hit the papers. | This will probably hit the papers. |
365 | 00:23:48,010 | 00:23:50,512 | It's not my fault. I... I love animals. | It's not my fault. I... I love animals. |
366 | 00:23:50,888 | 00:23:53,307 | I'm on the planning committee for Animal Awareness Month. | I'm on the planning committee for Animal Awareness Month. |
367 | 00:23:53,974 | 00:23:56,185 | You should consider stepping down till this blows over. | You should consider stepping down till this blows over. |
368 | 00:23:57,645 | 00:23:58,771 | Which it probably won't. | Which it probably won't. |
369 | 00:24:07,112 | 00:24:09,365 | Papa Bear, coming out with the body. | Papa Bear, coming out with the body. |
370 | 00:24:15,079 | 00:24:16,080 | (GROWLS) | (GROWLS) |
371 | 00:24:22,086 | 00:24:23,545 | So unprofessional. | So unprofessional. |
372 | 00:24:25,678 | 00:24:26,778 | (DOOR CLOSES) | (DOOR CLOSES) |
373 | 00:24:28,842 | 00:24:32,930 | TIMMY: With suspected homicides, it's important to get the corpse to morgue | TIMMY: With suspected homicides, it's important to get the corpse to morgue |
374 | 00:24:33,055 | 00:24:36,433 | as quickly as possible for forensic analysis. | as quickly as possible for forensic analysis. |
375 | 00:24:38,644 | 00:24:40,104 | Which I would do right now... | Which I would do right now... |
376 | 00:24:40,771 | 00:24:42,481 | if the Failure Mobile was here. | if the Failure Mobile was here. |
377 | 00:24:43,357 | 00:24:44,358 | But it's not. | But it's not. |
378 | 00:24:44,817 | 00:24:48,070 | So, I calmly considered the implications to my business... | So, I calmly considered the implications to my business... |
379 | 00:24:50,072 | 00:24:51,323 | and my domestic life. | and my domestic life. |
380 | 00:24:51,865 | 00:24:53,200 | Never, ever, ever. | Never, ever, ever. |
381 | 00:24:53,701 | 00:24:55,661 | - TIMMY: And my future. - FEMALE VOICE: Mr. Failure... | - TIMMY: And my future. - FEMALE VOICE: Mr. Failure... |
382 | 00:24:56,912 | 00:24:59,039 | scarf off. | scarf off. |
383 | 00:25:02,376 | 00:25:04,670 | TIMMY: And I make a brief note in my detective log. | TIMMY: And I make a brief note in my detective log. |
384 | 00:25:06,005 | 00:25:07,214 | Timmy, dead. | Timmy, dead. |
385 | 00:25:09,133 | 00:25:11,510 | We've talked about this. You're never supposed to swim | We've talked about this. You're never supposed to swim |
386 | 00:25:11,635 | 00:25:14,263 | when you're on duty. You're supposed to keep an eye on things. | when you're on duty. You're supposed to keep an eye on things. |
387 | 00:25:15,014 | 00:25:16,015 | Hi, Timmy. | Hi, Timmy. |
388 | 00:25:16,515 | 00:25:18,809 | You are receiving multiple demerits for this. | You are receiving multiple demerits for this. |
389 | 00:25:19,560 | 00:25:23,644 | - He's fired up today. - I know, it's so exciting. | - He's fired up today. - I know, it's so exciting. |
390 | 00:25:23,744 | 00:25:26,444 | Finding the Failure Mobile is now our top priority. | Finding the Failure Mobile is now our top priority. |
391 | 00:25:29,987 | 00:25:31,447 | Cancel all other cases. | Cancel all other cases. |
392 | 00:25:32,406 | 00:25:33,644 | Hi, Timmy. | Hi, Timmy. |
393 | 00:25:34,408 | 00:25:37,161 | - Hi, Mrs. Tookus. - Is everything all right? | - Hi, Mrs. Tookus. - Is everything all right? |
394 | 00:25:38,162 | 00:25:40,247 | I need to see Rollo, urgent matters. | I need to see Rollo, urgent matters. |
395 | 00:25:41,123 | 00:25:44,105 | Oh, he's not here. He's at his fencing class. | Oh, he's not here. He's at his fencing class. |
396 | 00:25:46,670 | 00:25:49,089 | Picket, chain link... | Picket, chain link... |
397 | 00:25:50,466 | 00:25:51,467 | lattice. | lattice. |
398 | 00:25:53,385 | 00:25:54,386 | Do you have the address? | Do you have the address? |
399 | 00:25:55,929 | 00:26:00,684 | - (SQUEAKING) - (SWORDS CLATTER) | - (SQUEAKING) - (SWORDS CLATTER) |
400 | 00:26:01,101 | 00:26:03,228 | All right, guys. Halt. Look at me for a second. | All right, guys. Halt. Look at me for a second. |
401 | 00:26:03,771 | 00:26:06,398 | Just try to focus on bending your knees, doing good actions. | Just try to focus on bending your knees, doing good actions. |
402 | 00:26:06,690 | 00:26:08,275 | Plus concentrate on footwork as we do it. | Plus concentrate on footwork as we do it. |
403 | 00:26:08,692 | 00:26:09,860 | Peter, you're doing great. | Peter, you're doing great. |
404 | 00:26:10,040 | 00:26:12,321 | Anton, a little more speed. Be a little faster. | Anton, a little more speed. Be a little faster. |
405 | 00:26:12,863 | 00:26:15,449 | No, no, Sophia, more actions, more dynamic stuff. | No, no, Sophia, more actions, more dynamic stuff. |
406 | 00:26:15,657 | 00:26:16,950 | Rollo, can you focus please? | Rollo, can you focus please? |
407 | 00:26:17,174 | 00:26:19,870 | Rose, try to set your corner up, good actions in and out. | Rose, try to set your corner up, good actions in and out. |
408 | 00:26:21,872 | 00:26:24,625 | Note to file, Rollo training to be an assassin. | Note to file, Rollo training to be an assassin. |
409 | 00:26:24,875 | 00:26:27,294 | Possible betrayal, remain vigilant. | Possible betrayal, remain vigilant. |
410 | 00:26:34,009 | 00:26:35,094 | (GROANS) | (GROANS) |
411 | 00:26:36,345 | 00:26:37,471 | (THUDS) | (THUDS) |
412 | 00:26:38,138 | 00:26:39,181 | That's a demerit. | That's a demerit. |
413 | 00:26:41,725 | 00:26:44,228 | TIMMY: It's obviously a case of industrial sabotage. | TIMMY: It's obviously a case of industrial sabotage. |
414 | 00:26:44,728 | 00:26:47,523 | They must've known the Failure Mobile is the key to my success. | They must've known the Failure Mobile is the key to my success. |
415 | 00:26:47,887 | 00:26:51,443 | Fine. But I have to go home and study, you have to study. | Fine. But I have to go home and study, you have to study. |
416 | 00:26:51,568 | 00:26:54,947 | - We're being graded together now. - You're too nervous, Rollo Tookus. | - We're being graded together now. - You're too nervous, Rollo Tookus. |
417 | 00:26:55,280 | 00:26:57,783 | - That's why I fired you. - You didn't fire me, I quit. | - That's why I fired you. - You didn't fire me, I quit. |
418 | 00:26:58,242 | 00:27:02,162 | Incorrect. But the point is, I'm willing to hire you back at a higher salary. | Incorrect. But the point is, I'm willing to hire you back at a higher salary. |
419 | 00:27:02,621 | 00:27:05,499 | - Considering your new skill set. - What new skill set? | - Considering your new skill set. - What new skill set? |
420 | 00:27:05,749 | 00:27:08,919 | - That of an assassin. - I'm not training to be an assassin. | - That of an assassin. - I'm not training to be an assassin. |
421 | 00:27:09,128 | 00:27:11,713 | My dad thinks fencing will help me get into Stanford. | My dad thinks fencing will help me get into Stanford. |
422 | 00:27:12,172 | 00:27:14,675 | Sport is a waste of your talents, Rollo Tookus. | Sport is a waste of your talents, Rollo Tookus. |
423 | 00:27:15,092 | 00:27:18,679 | - I'll speak to your father. - No way. You always get me into trouble. | - I'll speak to your father. - No way. You always get me into trouble. |
424 | 00:27:18,804 | 00:27:21,181 | - Absurd. - What about Operation Sumo? | - Absurd. - What about Operation Sumo? |
425 | 00:27:24,560 | 00:27:25,894 | Where are you? Over. | Where are you? Over. |
426 | 00:27:26,854 | 00:27:28,814 | - Outside, over. - ROLLO: Outside? | - Outside, over. - ROLLO: Outside? |
427 | 00:27:29,231 | 00:27:32,401 | - Why are you outside? Over. - Can I help you? | - Why are you outside? Over. - Can I help you? |
428 | 00:27:33,026 | 00:27:34,611 | Ambush, run! Over! | Ambush, run! Over! |
429 | 00:27:35,154 | 00:27:36,697 | (GLASS SMASHING) | (GLASS SMASHING) |
430 | 00:27:37,447 | 00:27:40,659 | - We needed a disguise. - I was grounded for a month. | - We needed a disguise. - I was grounded for a month. |
431 | 00:27:41,451 | 00:27:42,452 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
432 | 00:27:44,079 | 00:27:47,416 | Open it. Then maybe you'll understand the gravity of the situation. | Open it. Then maybe you'll understand the gravity of the situation. |
433 | 00:27:51,336 | 00:27:55,757 | - (GASPS) Is that Hammy Ham? - Correct. He's been murdered. | - (GASPS) Is that Hammy Ham? - Correct. He's been murdered. |
434 | 00:27:56,466 | 00:27:58,135 | Did Maxine Schellenberger do it? | Did Maxine Schellenberger do it? |
435 | 00:27:58,844 | 00:28:00,721 | We won't know until we do an autopsy. | We won't know until we do an autopsy. |
436 | 00:28:00,846 | 00:28:03,724 | But I've suspended all cases until we find the Failure Mobile. | But I've suspended all cases until we find the Failure Mobile. |
437 | 00:28:04,266 | 00:28:07,186 | Hey, maybe the same person that killed Hammy Ham | Hey, maybe the same person that killed Hammy Ham |
438 | 00:28:07,269 | 00:28:08,312 | stole the Failure Mobile. | stole the Failure Mobile. |
439 | 00:28:09,313 | 00:28:11,690 | Good point. That means it couldn't be Maxine | Good point. That means it couldn't be Maxine |
440 | 00:28:11,940 | 00:28:13,859 | because she was with me when it was stolen. | because she was with me when it was stolen. |
441 | 00:28:14,735 | 00:28:16,945 | That means it was a professional hit. | That means it was a professional hit. |
442 | 00:28:18,488 | 00:28:20,824 | - That means, the Russians! - The Russians! | - That means, the Russians! - The Russians! |
443 | 00:28:21,158 | 00:28:24,119 | Okay, I'm in. I'll help you find the Failure Mobile, | Okay, I'm in. I'll help you find the Failure Mobile, |
444 | 00:28:24,244 | 00:28:26,079 | but you have to promise me that you'll study. | but you have to promise me that you'll study. |
445 | 00:28:26,413 | 00:28:27,581 | - Deal? - Deal. | - Deal? - Deal. |
446 | 00:28:28,707 | 00:28:30,500 | - I'm going to see Flo. - Why? | - I'm going to see Flo. - Why? |
447 | 00:28:31,001 | 00:28:34,087 | - Gather intel. - That's not studying. | - Gather intel. - That's not studying. |
448 | 00:28:36,798 | 00:28:40,219 | (INDISTINCT LAUGHTER) | (INDISTINCT LAUGHTER) |
449 | 00:28:45,390 | 00:28:48,602 | If you are disrupting the solitude of this sacred place, | If you are disrupting the solitude of this sacred place, |
450 | 00:28:48,894 | 00:28:52,439 | I will find you and silence you. Thank you. | I will find you and silence you. Thank you. |
451 | 00:29:02,199 | 00:29:07,412 | (CAR ALARM BEEPS) | (CAR ALARM BEEPS) |
452 | 00:29:07,621 | 00:29:08,664 | TIMMY: That's a demerit. | TIMMY: That's a demerit. |
453 | 00:29:12,084 | 00:29:13,126 | Oh, no. | Oh, no. |
454 | 00:29:16,046 | 00:29:17,965 | I need your help on an urgent matter, Flo. | I need your help on an urgent matter, Flo. |
455 | 00:29:19,132 | 00:29:21,468 | Of course you do. It's always urgent with you, Timmy. | Of course you do. It's always urgent with you, Timmy. |
456 | 00:29:22,302 | 00:29:24,888 | - What's in that box? - You do not want to know. | - What's in that box? - You do not want to know. |
457 | 00:29:25,055 | 00:29:26,139 | All right. | All right. |
458 | 00:29:28,684 | 00:29:31,395 | Read this. I need any intel you have on them. | Read this. I need any intel you have on them. |
459 | 00:29:32,688 | 00:29:33,730 | The Russians? | The Russians? |
460 | 00:29:34,523 | 00:29:36,108 | You weren't supposed to say it out loud. | You weren't supposed to say it out loud. |
461 | 00:29:37,150 | 00:29:41,530 | Okay. Russian travel, Russian cooking, Russian authors? | Okay. Russian travel, Russian cooking, Russian authors? |
462 | 00:29:41,863 | 00:29:42,864 | Negative. | Negative. |
463 | 00:29:43,657 | 00:29:45,909 | Then could you be a little more specific? | Then could you be a little more specific? |
464 | 00:29:49,830 | 00:29:50,872 | Russian operatives. | Russian operatives. |
465 | 00:29:51,873 | 00:29:53,292 | You said it out loud again. | You said it out loud again. |
466 | 00:29:55,301 | 00:29:57,629 | Okay, so you want a Russian spy novel? | Okay, so you want a Russian spy novel? |
467 | 00:29:57,726 | 00:30:01,258 | No. I want intel on actual spies living locally. | No. I want intel on actual spies living locally. |
468 | 00:30:02,676 | 00:30:03,969 | Okay, Timmy. Listen. | Okay, Timmy. Listen. |
469 | 00:30:04,594 | 00:30:09,683 | You spent all winter cooped up in here. It's nice out. Just go and play. | You spent all winter cooped up in here. It's nice out. Just go and play. |
470 | 00:30:10,058 | 00:30:12,644 | - I'm not your babysitter. - Hi, Timmy. | - I'm not your babysitter. - Hi, Timmy. |
471 | 00:30:14,354 | 00:30:15,355 | Hello. | Hello. |
472 | 00:30:15,439 | 00:30:17,441 | - I finished with the flyers, Flo. - Good work, Molly. | - I finished with the flyers, Flo. - Good work, Molly. |
473 | 00:30:18,567 | 00:30:21,361 | Want to join our rally, Timmy? It's for Animal Awareness Month. | Want to join our rally, Timmy? It's for Animal Awareness Month. |
474 | 00:30:21,862 | 00:30:24,740 | Are you aware that this school has an anti-bear policy? | Are you aware that this school has an anti-bear policy? |
475 | 00:30:25,407 | 00:30:28,493 | - Really? - Yes, it's tearing the school apart. | - Really? - Yes, it's tearing the school apart. |
476 | 00:30:29,286 | 00:30:32,039 | I didn't know anything about it. Tell me more. | I didn't know anything about it. Tell me more. |
477 | 00:30:32,831 | 00:30:35,876 | I can't discuss it right now, I'm collaborating with Flo. | I can't discuss it right now, I'm collaborating with Flo. |
478 | 00:30:36,293 | 00:30:37,961 | Oh, we're done collaborating. | Oh, we're done collaborating. |
479 | 00:30:38,337 | 00:30:40,464 | I don't know any Russians, Timmy. | I don't know any Russians, Timmy. |
480 | 00:30:40,922 | 00:30:42,299 | - I do. - You do? | - I do. - You do? |
481 | 00:30:42,549 | 00:30:44,176 | - Yeah, I do. - Hold on. | - Yeah, I do. - Hold on. |
482 | 00:30:46,553 | 00:30:48,430 | Molly Moskins, source. | Molly Moskins, source. |
483 | 00:30:49,264 | 00:30:50,265 | Proceed. | Proceed. |
484 | 00:30:50,557 | 00:30:54,269 | Um, Boris, he worked at our church, but he died. | Um, Boris, he worked at our church, but he died. |
485 | 00:30:54,978 | 00:30:56,188 | Probably not Boris. | Probably not Boris. |
486 | 00:30:57,230 | 00:30:59,149 | And Corrina Corrina's part Russian. | And Corrina Corrina's part Russian. |
487 | 00:31:00,025 | 00:31:01,860 | The Nameless One is part Russian? | The Nameless One is part Russian? |
488 | 00:31:02,486 | 00:31:05,822 | Why do you call her The Nameless One? Do you like her or something? | Why do you call her The Nameless One? Do you like her or something? |
489 | 00:31:06,782 | 00:31:07,949 | Don't be absurd, Flo. | Don't be absurd, Flo. |
490 | 00:31:08,789 | 00:31:11,328 | - Go on, Molly. - Well, her grandmother's from Russia. | - Go on, Molly. - Well, her grandmother's from Russia. |
491 | 00:31:11,514 | 00:31:13,330 | So, that makes her part Russian. | So, that makes her part Russian. |
492 | 00:31:14,915 | 00:31:18,752 | Finally, I could see The Nameless One for who she really is. | Finally, I could see The Nameless One for who she really is. |
493 | 00:31:19,419 | 00:31:20,587 | A Russian operative. | A Russian operative. |
494 | 00:31:22,506 | 00:31:24,966 | - How reliable is this intel? - Very. | - How reliable is this intel? - Very. |
495 | 00:31:25,300 | 00:31:28,220 | She did a show and tell last year with these Russian nesting dolls | She did a show and tell last year with these Russian nesting dolls |
496 | 00:31:28,303 | 00:31:29,388 | that her baba gave her. | that her baba gave her. |
497 | 00:31:30,013 | 00:31:31,556 | That's Russian for grandma. | That's Russian for grandma. |
498 | 00:31:33,517 | 00:31:34,518 | I think we're done here. | I think we're done here. |
499 | 00:31:35,394 | 00:31:37,437 | - I'll circle back, Flo. - No need. | - I'll circle back, Flo. - No need. |
500 | 00:31:40,315 | 00:31:41,733 | Papa Bear, ready to move. | Papa Bear, ready to move. |
501 | 00:31:46,196 | 00:31:47,864 | He's so fascinating. | He's so fascinating. |
502 | 00:31:51,076 | 00:31:54,079 | PATTY: Timmy! Have you seen my compact? | PATTY: Timmy! Have you seen my compact? |
503 | 00:31:54,579 | 00:31:56,832 | - The little mirror? - TIMMY: Negative. | - The little mirror? - TIMMY: Negative. |
504 | 00:31:57,833 | 00:32:00,627 | - Are you sure? - Affirmative. | - Are you sure? - Affirmative. |
505 | 00:32:00,710 | 00:32:02,629 | (DOORBELL RINGS) | (DOORBELL RINGS) |
506 | 00:32:02,921 | 00:32:04,923 | Shoot. Can you get the door? | Shoot. Can you get the door? |
507 | 00:32:06,174 | 00:32:07,175 | TIMMY: Can't. | TIMMY: Can't. |
508 | 00:32:07,426 | 00:32:10,095 | - Deep in the case. - Timmy, please. My friend is here. | - Deep in the case. - Timmy, please. My friend is here. |
509 | 00:32:14,766 | 00:32:15,934 | Why? | Why? |
510 | 00:32:17,060 | 00:32:18,979 | I invited him over for dinner. | I invited him over for dinner. |
511 | 00:32:19,521 | 00:32:21,857 | - Did you run a background check? - No. I know him. | - Did you run a background check? - No. I know him. |
512 | 00:32:22,065 | 00:32:23,733 | Besides, he works for the police department. | Besides, he works for the police department. |
513 | 00:32:24,025 | 00:32:27,571 | (SIRENS WAILING) | (SIRENS WAILING) |
514 | 00:32:28,238 | 00:32:30,574 | We met him, at the pharmacy. Remember? | We met him, at the pharmacy. Remember? |
515 | 00:32:31,366 | 00:32:32,576 | The meter maid? | The meter maid? |
516 | 00:32:33,452 | 00:32:35,078 | His name is Crispin and he's nice. | His name is Crispin and he's nice. |
517 | 00:32:35,871 | 00:32:37,038 | He's an underachiever. | He's an underachiever. |
518 | 00:32:37,706 | 00:32:38,790 | Just go. Go on, please. | Just go. Go on, please. |
519 | 00:32:39,541 | 00:32:40,625 | (SIGHS) | (SIGHS) |
520 | 00:32:42,961 | 00:32:45,505 | - But he gave us a ticket. - He took it back. | - But he gave us a ticket. - He took it back. |
521 | 00:32:46,923 | 00:32:50,886 | - Which makes him a corrupt underachiever. - Timmy, would you go now? | - Which makes him a corrupt underachiever. - Timmy, would you go now? |
522 | 00:32:52,929 | 00:32:55,724 | - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) - (SIGHS) | - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) - (SIGHS) |
523 | 00:32:59,561 | 00:33:00,604 | TIMMY: Absurd. | TIMMY: Absurd. |
524 | 00:33:06,067 | 00:33:08,987 | Hey, Timmy. What's up, man? I'm Crispin. You remember me? | Hey, Timmy. What's up, man? I'm Crispin. You remember me? |
525 | 00:33:09,779 | 00:33:12,157 | I remember everything. | I remember everything. |
526 | 00:33:13,450 | 00:33:15,118 | That's cool. I don't, man. | That's cool. I don't, man. |
527 | 00:33:15,994 | 00:33:17,871 | I forget everything. I have a horrible memory. | I forget everything. I have a horrible memory. |
528 | 00:33:18,413 | 00:33:19,456 | Especially with names. | Especially with names. |
529 | 00:33:20,290 | 00:33:23,210 | Yeah. Bad with names. Good with people, bad with names. | Yeah. Bad with names. Good with people, bad with names. |
530 | 00:33:24,836 | 00:33:27,547 | - Is your mom home? - Potentially. | - Is your mom home? - Potentially. |
531 | 00:33:28,757 | 00:33:31,510 | - What's that? - I bought chocolates for your mom. | - What's that? - I bought chocolates for your mom. |
532 | 00:33:31,593 | 00:33:33,261 | Oh, I got something for you too, dude. | Oh, I got something for you too, dude. |
533 | 00:33:34,888 | 00:33:37,849 | It's a lucky rabbit's foot. I got a collection of these. | It's a lucky rabbit's foot. I got a collection of these. |
534 | 00:33:39,935 | 00:33:42,187 | - What have we got? - Another one, doctor. | - What have we got? - Another one, doctor. |
535 | 00:33:42,395 | 00:33:44,272 | Back left foot, gone. | Back left foot, gone. |
536 | 00:33:46,566 | 00:33:49,444 | I can't accept that. It's Animal Awareness Month. | I can't accept that. It's Animal Awareness Month. |
537 | 00:33:50,028 | 00:33:52,572 | Oh. Sorry, I didn't know that. | Oh. Sorry, I didn't know that. |
538 | 00:33:53,156 | 00:33:56,117 | That's awesome, though. So I should hold on to this or... | That's awesome, though. So I should hold on to this or... |
539 | 00:33:56,368 | 00:33:57,619 | I'll keep it as evidence. | I'll keep it as evidence. |
540 | 00:33:59,454 | 00:34:00,664 | - Hi. - Hey. | - Hi. - Hey. |
541 | 00:34:02,165 | 00:34:04,000 | Timmy, did you ask Crispin to come inside? | Timmy, did you ask Crispin to come inside? |
542 | 00:34:04,543 | 00:34:05,544 | Negative. | Negative. |
543 | 00:34:06,878 | 00:34:09,214 | Well, could you please? Now. | Well, could you please? Now. |
544 | 00:34:11,550 | 00:34:14,052 | You may enter... our home. | You may enter... our home. |
545 | 00:34:14,928 | 00:34:16,304 | Thanks, buddy. I appreciate that. | Thanks, buddy. I appreciate that. |
546 | 00:34:16,513 | 00:34:19,432 | - These are for you. - Oh, that's very sweet, thank you. | - These are for you. - Oh, that's very sweet, thank you. |
547 | 00:34:20,141 | 00:34:21,601 | - Well... come in. Come in. - All right. | - Well... come in. Come in. - All right. |
548 | 00:34:22,185 | 00:34:24,020 | - We're... we're eating out back. - Great. | - We're... we're eating out back. - Great. |
549 | 00:34:28,808 | 00:34:30,408 | He maims his rabbits. | He maims his rabbits. |
550 | 00:34:33,029 | 00:34:34,698 | This is good. You're an excellent cook. | This is good. You're an excellent cook. |
551 | 00:34:35,115 | 00:34:37,576 | (CHUCKLES) Thank you, I... I didn't make this though. | (CHUCKLES) Thank you, I... I didn't make this though. |
552 | 00:34:37,659 | 00:34:40,322 | I... I was going to cook and then I just ran out of time. | I... I was going to cook and then I just ran out of time. |
553 | 00:34:41,705 | 00:34:42,831 | But still, really good. | But still, really good. |
554 | 00:34:46,001 | 00:34:47,502 | - Mother. - Not now, Timmy. | - Mother. - Not now, Timmy. |
555 | 00:34:48,044 | 00:34:50,130 | - I think we should end this meal. - Stop. | - I think we should end this meal. - Stop. |
556 | 00:34:51,256 | 00:34:52,591 | He doesn't have proper clearance. | He doesn't have proper clearance. |
557 | 00:34:54,009 | 00:34:55,719 | Whoa, clearance for what? | Whoa, clearance for what? |
558 | 00:34:56,094 | 00:34:58,638 | - No, nothing. He's just pretending. - No, I'm not. | - No, nothing. He's just pretending. - No, I'm not. |
559 | 00:34:59,222 | 00:35:01,736 | You sure it wasn't a meter maid joke? I get those a lot. | You sure it wasn't a meter maid joke? I get those a lot. |
560 | 00:35:02,058 | 00:35:05,562 | No. No, it wasn't a meter maid joke. Was it, Timmy? | No. No, it wasn't a meter maid joke. Was it, Timmy? |
561 | 00:35:06,563 | 00:35:07,814 | It's okay. I get it. | It's okay. I get it. |
562 | 00:35:08,089 | 00:35:09,928 | You know, people really don't like meter maids. | You know, people really don't like meter maids. |
563 | 00:35:10,275 | 00:35:11,513 | It's actually why I became one. | It's actually why I became one. |
564 | 00:35:12,444 | 00:35:13,653 | So that you wouldn't be liked? | So that you wouldn't be liked? |
565 | 00:35:14,029 | 00:35:16,323 | No, so I could change people's perceptions. | No, so I could change people's perceptions. |
566 | 00:35:16,823 | 00:35:18,033 | Turn negative into a positive. | Turn negative into a positive. |
567 | 00:35:18,742 | 00:35:20,327 | For example, if I do give a ticket, | For example, if I do give a ticket, |
568 | 00:35:20,432 | 00:35:21,578 | - which I hate to do... - Right. | - which I hate to do... - Right. |
569 | 00:35:21,661 | 00:35:22,816 | ...people get really upset. | ...people get really upset. |
570 | 00:35:22,996 | 00:35:25,081 | I'll usually write a little note. Like, "I'm sorry" | I'll usually write a little note. Like, "I'm sorry" |
571 | 00:35:25,165 | 00:35:28,043 | or "I know this is a real drag." And if they engage... | or "I know this is a real drag." And if they engage... |
572 | 00:35:28,960 | 00:35:31,046 | I just try to listen. Hear them out. | I just try to listen. Hear them out. |
573 | 00:35:31,796 | 00:35:32,797 | Huh! | Huh! |
574 | 00:35:33,131 | 00:35:34,883 | - Can I have my phone back now? - No. | - Can I have my phone back now? - No. |
575 | 00:35:35,013 | 00:35:36,760 | You know, Timmy, if you're interested, I could show you around | You know, Timmy, if you're interested, I could show you around |
576 | 00:35:36,843 | 00:35:38,637 | - the precinct sometime. - Negative. | - the precinct sometime. - Negative. |
577 | 00:35:39,304 | 00:35:41,389 | I don't collaborate with local law enforcement. | I don't collaborate with local law enforcement. |
578 | 00:35:41,514 | 00:35:43,767 | - Oh, how come? - I have a partner. | - Oh, how come? - I have a partner. |
579 | 00:35:44,225 | 00:35:45,393 | Oh, that's cool, who's that? | Oh, that's cool, who's that? |
580 | 00:35:46,525 | 00:35:48,688 | Meter nearing expiration on the southwest corner | Meter nearing expiration on the southwest corner |
581 | 00:35:48,813 | 00:35:50,649 | of Albina and Webster, we have a Blue Dodge Neon | of Albina and Webster, we have a Blue Dodge Neon |
582 | 00:35:50,732 | 00:35:52,984 | in a passenger loading only zone, no passengers loading... | in a passenger loading only zone, no passengers loading... |
583 | 00:35:53,095 | 00:35:54,402 | - (CLATTERS) - (GROWLS) | - (CLATTERS) - (GROWLS) |
584 | 00:35:57,197 | 00:36:01,117 | - I'll introduce you sometime. - Great. Let's make that happen. | - I'll introduce you sometime. - Great. Let's make that happen. |
585 | 00:36:04,871 | 00:36:09,000 | (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) | (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) |
586 | 00:36:14,714 | 00:36:16,503 | MALE VOICE: Do you know why you're here, Timmy? | MALE VOICE: Do you know why you're here, Timmy? |
587 | 00:36:16,589 | 00:36:17,467 | Negative. | Negative. |
588 | 00:36:18,802 | 00:36:22,180 | Well, it seems like you've been having a difficult time in class, | Well, it seems like you've been having a difficult time in class, |
589 | 00:36:22,305 | 00:36:24,057 | so the school thought we should talk about it. | so the school thought we should talk about it. |
590 | 00:36:25,517 | 00:36:26,643 | Mistakes were made. | Mistakes were made. |
591 | 00:36:28,603 | 00:36:32,023 | Or we can talk about anything else that's on your mind. | Or we can talk about anything else that's on your mind. |
592 | 00:36:34,567 | 00:36:36,319 | Nice office. What's the rent? | Nice office. What's the rent? |
593 | 00:36:37,237 | 00:36:39,823 | Comes with the job. You looking for office space? | Comes with the job. You looking for office space? |
594 | 00:36:40,281 | 00:36:42,200 | Affirmative, but downtown. | Affirmative, but downtown. |
595 | 00:36:43,368 | 00:36:44,911 | What do you need the office space for? | What do you need the office space for? |
596 | 00:36:46,663 | 00:36:47,842 | I think we're done here. | I think we're done here. |
597 | 00:36:50,917 | 00:36:52,492 | We have 20 more minutes actually. | We have 20 more minutes actually. |
598 | 00:36:55,797 | 00:36:56,923 | Is this armor plated? | Is this armor plated? |
599 | 00:36:57,799 | 00:36:58,925 | I think it's just metal. | I think it's just metal. |
600 | 00:37:00,802 | 00:37:02,887 | Timmy, just so you know... | Timmy, just so you know... |
601 | 00:37:04,353 | 00:37:06,766 | whatever you share with me in this room, stays in this room. | whatever you share with me in this room, stays in this room. |
602 | 00:37:07,183 | 00:37:09,602 | - This is a safe space. - So, no bugs? | - This is a safe space. - So, no bugs? |
603 | 00:37:10,437 | 00:37:12,480 | - Bugs? - Listening devices. | - Bugs? - Listening devices. |
604 | 00:37:12,981 | 00:37:15,775 | Oh. No. There are no bugs. | Oh. No. There are no bugs. |
605 | 00:37:16,317 | 00:37:17,956 | - MALE VOICE: Order of knishes. - Thank you. | - MALE VOICE: Order of knishes. - Thank you. |
606 | 00:37:18,181 | 00:37:24,242 | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
607 | 00:37:30,039 | 00:37:34,419 | Doubtful. My work is very important. A lot of people rely on me. | Doubtful. My work is very important. A lot of people rely on me. |
608 | 00:37:34,836 | 00:37:37,839 | - Like who? - My mom, my partner... | - Like who? - My mom, my partner... |
609 | 00:37:38,798 | 00:37:39,883 | the city of Portland. | the city of Portland. |
610 | 00:37:41,926 | 00:37:43,011 | That's a lot of pressure. | That's a lot of pressure. |
611 | 00:37:44,512 | 00:37:45,597 | How much more time now? | How much more time now? |
612 | 00:37:47,724 | 00:37:48,850 | Eighteen minutes. | Eighteen minutes. |
613 | 00:37:50,393 | 00:37:51,644 | (THUDS) | (THUDS) |
614 | 00:37:52,437 | 00:37:54,647 | Yeah, definitely not armor. | Yeah, definitely not armor. |
615 | 00:38:01,988 | 00:38:04,365 | ROLLO: I can't believe Corrina Corrina's a Russian agent. | ROLLO: I can't believe Corrina Corrina's a Russian agent. |
616 | 00:38:04,741 | 00:38:07,452 | TIMMY: It's true. Molly Moskins confirmed it. | TIMMY: It's true. Molly Moskins confirmed it. |
617 | 00:38:08,036 | 00:38:11,748 | - She's only so nice to everyone. - It's her cover, I saw through it. | - She's only so nice to everyone. - It's her cover, I saw through it. |
618 | 00:38:12,373 | 00:38:13,792 | These houses are huge. | These houses are huge. |
619 | 00:38:15,084 | 00:38:16,169 | Crime pays. | Crime pays. |
620 | 00:38:16,795 | 00:38:18,838 | I wonder what Corrina Corrina's house looks like. | I wonder what Corrina Corrina's house looks like. |
621 | 00:38:19,631 | 00:38:20,840 | I have a pretty good idea. | I have a pretty good idea. |
622 | 00:38:27,055 | 00:38:29,808 | Why do you think the Russians want the Failure Mobile anyway? | Why do you think the Russians want the Failure Mobile anyway? |
623 | 00:38:30,350 | 00:38:32,393 | They just want to sabotage the agency. | They just want to sabotage the agency. |
624 | 00:38:32,727 | 00:38:37,857 | - So they can execute their master plan. - Yeah. Russians always have a master plan. | - So they can execute their master plan. - Yeah. Russians always have a master plan. |
625 | 00:38:38,191 | 00:38:40,401 | There it is, 2495. | There it is, 2495. |
626 | 00:38:43,071 | 00:38:45,615 | Just as I imagined. Pure evil. | Just as I imagined. Pure evil. |
627 | 00:38:52,997 | 00:38:54,040 | TIMMY: Clear. | TIMMY: Clear. |
628 | 00:38:55,083 | 00:38:58,169 | - We have to be very careful where we step. - How come? | - We have to be very careful where we step. - How come? |
629 | 00:38:58,461 | 00:39:00,672 | The property is probably loaded with trip wires. | The property is probably loaded with trip wires. |
630 | 00:39:01,297 | 00:39:02,799 | (GIRLS SQUEALING, LAUGHING) | (GIRLS SQUEALING, LAUGHING) |
631 | 00:39:03,091 | 00:39:04,092 | TIMMY: Down! | TIMMY: Down! |
632 | 00:39:04,464 | 00:39:06,464 | - They're armed. - I think they're just squirt guns. | - They're armed. - I think they're just squirt guns. |
633 | 00:39:06,594 | 00:39:09,430 | Correct, she's probably squirting a corrosive acid. | Correct, she's probably squirting a corrosive acid. |
634 | 00:39:09,514 | 00:39:10,932 | No way, they're laughing. | No way, they're laughing. |
635 | 00:39:11,474 | 00:39:13,434 | Some acids burn your skin and make you laugh. | Some acids burn your skin and make you laugh. |
636 | 00:39:14,143 | 00:39:15,854 | Hi, Rollo. Hi, Timmy. | Hi, Rollo. Hi, Timmy. |
637 | 00:39:17,730 | 00:39:18,731 | Hi, Corrina. | Hi, Corrina. |
638 | 00:39:19,774 | 00:39:20,775 | Hello. | Hello. |
639 | 00:39:21,651 | 00:39:22,819 | What are you guys doing? | What are you guys doing? |
640 | 00:39:23,486 | 00:39:24,529 | Just standing. | Just standing. |
641 | 00:39:26,197 | 00:39:27,824 | On this public sidewalk. | On this public sidewalk. |
642 | 00:39:28,449 | 00:39:29,492 | (CAR HORN BEEPS) | (CAR HORN BEEPS) |
643 | 00:39:33,037 | 00:39:34,706 | That's my dad. Bye, you guys. | That's my dad. Bye, you guys. |
644 | 00:39:38,334 | 00:39:40,545 | Whoa! Look at that car. | Whoa! Look at that car. |
645 | 00:39:41,546 | 00:39:42,547 | It's so cool. | It's so cool. |
646 | 00:39:43,339 | 00:39:46,426 | - It's probably stolen. - No way, they're rich. | - It's probably stolen. - No way, they're rich. |
647 | 00:39:46,759 | 00:39:47,844 | Her dad owns a bank. | Her dad owns a bank. |
648 | 00:39:48,344 | 00:39:49,721 | - What? - Yeah. | - What? - Yeah. |
649 | 00:39:50,096 | 00:39:52,473 | He talked to our class on Career Day. Remember? | He talked to our class on Career Day. Remember? |
650 | 00:39:53,182 | 00:39:54,684 | I purposely did not listen. | I purposely did not listen. |
651 | 00:39:56,311 | 00:39:59,272 | Well, he did. And he is very nice. | Well, he did. And he is very nice. |
652 | 00:40:00,273 | 00:40:01,816 | He gave us all free pens. | He gave us all free pens. |
653 | 00:40:03,318 | 00:40:05,945 | - Everybody really liked him. - Let's go. | - Everybody really liked him. - Let's go. |
654 | 00:40:07,864 | 00:40:10,074 | - What's wrong with you? - We've been duped. | - What's wrong with you? - We've been duped. |
655 | 00:40:10,825 | 00:40:13,036 | - The Failure Mobile isn't here. - So, where is it? | - The Failure Mobile isn't here. - So, where is it? |
656 | 00:40:13,620 | 00:40:16,414 | If you wanted to keep something safe, where would you keep it? | If you wanted to keep something safe, where would you keep it? |
657 | 00:40:16,831 | 00:40:19,375 | - Under my mattress. - Wrong. A bank. | - Under my mattress. - Wrong. A bank. |
658 | 00:40:19,542 | 00:40:23,087 | We can't break into a bank. We'll go to prison for the rest of our lives. | We can't break into a bank. We'll go to prison for the rest of our lives. |
659 | 00:40:23,838 | 00:40:26,633 | Rollo Tookus, still has nervous condition. | Rollo Tookus, still has nervous condition. |
660 | 00:40:26,758 | 00:40:27,759 | (ROLLO SIGHS) | (ROLLO SIGHS) |
661 | 00:40:29,552 | 00:40:32,472 | TIMMY: There are many horrific places where I wouldn't want to be. | TIMMY: There are many horrific places where I wouldn't want to be. |
662 | 00:40:33,431 | 00:40:34,641 | Menaced by beavers... | Menaced by beavers... |
663 | 00:40:35,934 | 00:40:38,102 | (TIMMY SCREAMING) | (TIMMY SCREAMING) |
664 | 00:40:38,394 | 00:40:40,313 | ...barreling down Multnomah Falls. | ...barreling down Multnomah Falls. |
665 | 00:40:46,527 | 00:40:48,780 | Forced to attend The World Naked Bike Ride... | Forced to attend The World Naked Bike Ride... |
666 | 00:40:53,368 | 00:40:55,203 | and then see Mr. Crocus. | and then see Mr. Crocus. |
667 | 00:40:59,916 | 00:41:01,668 | But this place tops the list. | But this place tops the list. |
668 | 00:41:02,293 | 00:41:03,336 | PATTY: Where's my Segway? | PATTY: Where's my Segway? |
669 | 00:41:05,171 | 00:41:06,297 | Answer me, Timmy. | Answer me, Timmy. |
670 | 00:41:08,967 | 00:41:10,009 | Mistakes were made. | Mistakes were made. |
671 | 00:41:11,219 | 00:41:13,304 | (GROANS) Timmy! | (GROANS) Timmy! |
672 | 00:41:14,472 | 00:41:17,642 | That was the one nice thing I had, the one nice thing! | That was the one nice thing I had, the one nice thing! |
673 | 00:41:17,809 | 00:41:19,852 | I told you never to use it! | I told you never to use it! |
674 | 00:41:20,353 | 00:41:23,898 | I won that thing at church, and I told you how much I liked it. | I won that thing at church, and I told you how much I liked it. |
675 | 00:41:24,671 | 00:41:25,883 | (GRUNTS) | (GRUNTS) |
676 | 00:41:26,073 | 00:41:29,362 | TIMMY: Facing a code red situation. I improvised. | TIMMY: Facing a code red situation. I improvised. |
677 | 00:41:29,654 | 00:41:31,155 | I lent it to Molly Moskins. | I lent it to Molly Moskins. |
678 | 00:41:32,323 | 00:41:33,783 | Uh, who's Molly Moskins? | Uh, who's Molly Moskins? |
679 | 00:41:34,909 | 00:41:36,035 | A girl in my class. | A girl in my class. |
680 | 00:41:37,078 | 00:41:39,539 | She needed it for her stupid rally. | She needed it for her stupid rally. |
681 | 00:41:41,541 | 00:41:43,793 | Timmy that was... that was not yours to lend. | Timmy that was... that was not yours to lend. |
682 | 00:41:44,877 | 00:41:47,463 | It's not my fault. She smells like a tangerine. | It's not my fault. She smells like a tangerine. |
683 | 00:41:48,214 | 00:41:50,216 | Who does? Molly Moskins? | Who does? Molly Moskins? |
684 | 00:41:51,009 | 00:41:52,051 | Affirmative. | Affirmative. |
685 | 00:41:52,301 | 00:41:55,680 | Timmy, I told you never to touch my Segway, right? | Timmy, I told you never to touch my Segway, right? |
686 | 00:41:56,144 | 00:41:58,516 | And... and... I'm glad that you're getting involved in school, | And... and... I'm glad that you're getting involved in school, |
687 | 00:41:58,599 | 00:42:00,309 | but this kind of behavior has got to stop. | but this kind of behavior has got to stop. |
688 | 00:42:00,435 | 00:42:04,313 | - (PHONE RINGS) - Okay, this is work. I have to take this. | - (PHONE RINGS) - Okay, this is work. I have to take this. |
689 | 00:42:04,439 | 00:42:07,525 | I want my Segway back, the moment that rally is done. | I want my Segway back, the moment that rally is done. |
690 | 00:42:11,612 | 00:42:13,531 | And I'm calling Molly Moskins's mother. | And I'm calling Molly Moskins's mother. |
691 | 00:42:16,826 | 00:42:18,703 | And don't go anywhere. | And don't go anywhere. |
692 | 00:42:19,454 | 00:42:21,414 | TIMMY: If she was calling Molly Moskins's mother, | TIMMY: If she was calling Molly Moskins's mother, |
693 | 00:42:21,497 | 00:42:23,332 | I had to get to Molly first... | I had to get to Molly first... |
694 | 00:42:27,754 | 00:42:28,838 | and make a deal. | and make a deal. |
695 | 00:42:34,052 | 00:42:35,595 | A seedy backroom deal. | A seedy backroom deal. |
696 | 00:42:37,388 | 00:42:38,389 | MOLLY: Tea? | MOLLY: Tea? |
697 | 00:42:39,724 | 00:42:41,059 | Can we stick to business? | Can we stick to business? |
698 | 00:42:42,182 | 00:42:43,185 | Okay. | Okay. |
699 | 00:42:43,811 | 00:42:46,272 | So, you want me to tell my mom to tell your mom, | So, you want me to tell my mom to tell your mom, |
700 | 00:42:46,397 | 00:42:48,232 | that we're using your Segway in the rally? | that we're using your Segway in the rally? |
701 | 00:42:48,649 | 00:42:49,776 | Correct. | Correct. |
702 | 00:42:50,443 | 00:42:51,736 | Why did you choose me? | Why did you choose me? |
703 | 00:42:52,987 | 00:42:54,405 | My agency chose you. | My agency chose you. |
704 | 00:42:55,156 | 00:42:56,199 | Talent agency? | Talent agency? |
705 | 00:42:57,355 | 00:43:00,066 | - Detective agency. - Oh! | - Detective agency. - Oh! |
706 | 00:43:00,328 | 00:43:03,414 | Did you hear about the purse snatchings? I saw it on the news. | Did you hear about the purse snatchings? I saw it on the news. |
707 | 00:43:03,706 | 00:43:05,792 | I deal with bigger cases... Holy smokes! | I deal with bigger cases... Holy smokes! |
708 | 00:43:06,542 | 00:43:08,753 | That's my cat, Señor Burrito. | That's my cat, Señor Burrito. |
709 | 00:43:09,253 | 00:43:10,254 | Is it trained? | Is it trained? |
710 | 00:43:10,902 | 00:43:15,051 | Aw, she likes you. Probably because you're odd and mysterious. | Aw, she likes you. Probably because you're odd and mysterious. |
711 | 00:43:15,718 | 00:43:17,762 | Get it off me, before I'm mauled. | Get it off me, before I'm mauled. |
712 | 00:43:18,471 | 00:43:20,598 | Señor Burrito, vamonos, vamonos. | Señor Burrito, vamonos, vamonos. |
713 | 00:43:23,309 | 00:43:25,645 | - Isn't this fun? - It's business. | - Isn't this fun? - It's business. |
714 | 00:43:26,229 | 00:43:28,314 | The future of my agency is at stake. | The future of my agency is at stake. |
715 | 00:43:29,273 | 00:43:31,984 | Okay, okay. So, you want me to be your cover. | Okay, okay. So, you want me to be your cover. |
716 | 00:43:32,819 | 00:43:33,861 | Affirmative. | Affirmative. |
717 | 00:43:34,779 | 00:43:37,115 | Well, my answer is yes. | Well, my answer is yes. |
718 | 00:43:37,782 | 00:43:39,742 | I will cover you anytime, Timmy. | I will cover you anytime, Timmy. |
719 | 00:43:43,329 | 00:43:44,664 | Be professional, Molly. | Be professional, Molly. |
720 | 00:43:46,833 | 00:43:47,834 | Fine. | Fine. |
721 | 00:43:49,710 | 00:43:50,837 | I'll be professional. | I'll be professional. |
722 | 00:43:51,879 | 00:43:55,508 | If you want my help, you have to sign up for the Animal Awareness rally. | If you want my help, you have to sign up for the Animal Awareness rally. |
723 | 00:43:56,175 | 00:43:57,677 | - Negative. - And... | - Negative. - And... |
724 | 00:44:03,724 | 00:44:06,227 | - you have to paint my nails. - Absurd! | - you have to paint my nails. - Absurd! |
725 | 00:44:06,610 | 00:44:09,071 | And when we're done, I'm going to paint your nails. | And when we're done, I'm going to paint your nails. |
726 | 00:44:09,897 | 00:44:11,315 | I think you've had too much tea. | I think you've had too much tea. |
727 | 00:44:12,338 | 00:44:14,163 | You want me to be your cover, don't you? | You want me to be your cover, don't you? |
728 | 00:44:14,443 | 00:44:17,613 | Well, right now your cover isn't feeling very cover-y. | Well, right now your cover isn't feeling very cover-y. |
729 | 00:44:22,618 | 00:44:26,747 | TIMMY: Blackmail comes in many shades. Including hot pink. | TIMMY: Blackmail comes in many shades. Including hot pink. |
730 | 00:44:35,464 | 00:44:38,092 | - Did you study? - Negative. | - Did you study? - Negative. |
731 | 00:44:39,385 | 00:44:40,553 | We had a deal. | We had a deal. |
732 | 00:44:45,725 | 00:44:48,436 | - Would you help me with the bank? - No way. | - Would you help me with the bank? - No way. |
733 | 00:44:49,770 | 00:44:51,439 | No bank, no deal. | No bank, no deal. |
734 | 00:44:51,689 | 00:44:52,732 | MR. CROCUS: Failure... | MR. CROCUS: Failure... |
735 | 00:44:54,108 | 00:44:55,651 | no talking. | no talking. |
736 | 00:44:56,861 | 00:44:59,280 | I wasn't talking, I was mouthing. | I wasn't talking, I was mouthing. |
737 | 00:45:00,364 | 00:45:02,491 | No mouthing, either. | No mouthing, either. |
738 | 00:45:09,081 | 00:45:11,209 | ROLLO: If my mom finds out I went downtown, | ROLLO: If my mom finds out I went downtown, |
739 | 00:45:11,584 | 00:45:13,628 | - I'm dead. - TIMMY: She won't. | - I'm dead. - TIMMY: She won't. |
740 | 00:45:14,086 | 00:45:16,923 | You just say that because your mom has no idea where you are. | You just say that because your mom has no idea where you are. |
741 | 00:45:17,256 | 00:45:18,424 | She works all the time. | She works all the time. |
742 | 00:45:18,925 | 00:45:21,886 | Negative. I say it because this mission is highly classified. | Negative. I say it because this mission is highly classified. |
743 | 00:45:22,345 | 00:45:24,805 | This is a bad idea. I just know it. | This is a bad idea. I just know it. |
744 | 00:45:25,389 | 00:45:27,433 | Stop panicking. We have backup. | Stop panicking. We have backup. |
745 | 00:45:38,152 | 00:45:42,114 | It's a vast complex. Numerous points of ingress and egress. | It's a vast complex. Numerous points of ingress and egress. |
746 | 00:45:42,823 | 00:45:45,326 | It's huge. This is nuts. | It's huge. This is nuts. |
747 | 00:45:46,202 | 00:45:47,245 | Did you bring the marbles? | Did you bring the marbles? |
748 | 00:45:48,663 | 00:45:49,664 | Yes. | Yes. |
749 | 00:45:50,581 | 00:45:52,875 | - (CLATTERS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) | - (CLATTERS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
750 | 00:45:59,590 | 00:46:01,217 | What are these for anyway? | What are these for anyway? |
751 | 00:46:02,260 | 00:46:04,887 | Contingency plan. Let's put on the masks. | Contingency plan. Let's put on the masks. |
752 | 00:46:06,639 | 00:46:08,516 | These are just on loan, by the way. | These are just on loan, by the way. |
753 | 00:46:23,030 | 00:46:25,634 | - ROLLO: Now what? - TIMMY: Follow me. | - ROLLO: Now what? - TIMMY: Follow me. |
754 | 00:46:27,910 | 00:46:30,288 | The Failure Mobile is undoubtedly in the vault. | The Failure Mobile is undoubtedly in the vault. |
755 | 00:46:32,456 | 00:46:34,041 | ROLLO: People are staring at us. | ROLLO: People are staring at us. |
756 | 00:46:34,583 | 00:46:36,252 | TIMMY: Jealous, ignore them. | TIMMY: Jealous, ignore them. |
757 | 00:46:42,008 | 00:46:44,427 | - ROLLO: What are you doing? - TIMMY: Gathering intel. | - ROLLO: What are you doing? - TIMMY: Gathering intel. |
758 | 00:46:44,969 | 00:46:46,220 | ROLLO: Good idea. | ROLLO: Good idea. |
759 | 00:46:47,930 | 00:46:48,931 | Can I help you boys? | Can I help you boys? |
760 | 00:46:50,349 | 00:46:54,145 | TIMMY: Uh, we'd like to inspect your vault. It's very important, Sir. | TIMMY: Uh, we'd like to inspect your vault. It's very important, Sir. |
761 | 00:46:55,187 | 00:46:56,731 | I'm afraid I can't let you do that. | I'm afraid I can't let you do that. |
762 | 00:46:57,189 | 00:47:00,484 | ROLLO: Okay. Then we'll just be heading home. Right, Timmy? | ROLLO: Okay. Then we'll just be heading home. Right, Timmy? |
763 | 00:47:01,193 | 00:47:03,362 | - TIMMY: Negative. - Would you mind removing your masks? | - TIMMY: Negative. - Would you mind removing your masks? |
764 | 00:47:03,821 | 00:47:06,407 | - ROLLO: Why? - Bank policy. No masks. | - ROLLO: Why? - Bank policy. No masks. |
765 | 00:47:08,034 | 00:47:09,577 | We need to see everyone's face. | We need to see everyone's face. |
766 | 00:47:10,494 | 00:47:12,621 | - TIMMY: We're being watched. - ROLLO: Of course we are! | - TIMMY: We're being watched. - ROLLO: Of course we are! |
767 | 00:47:12,705 | 00:47:15,583 | We're in a bank. And we're wearing fencing masks. | We're in a bank. And we're wearing fencing masks. |
768 | 00:47:17,793 | 00:47:19,045 | TIMMY: That's when it hit me... | TIMMY: That's when it hit me... |
769 | 00:47:20,713 | 00:47:21,714 | it was a trap. | it was a trap. |
770 | 00:47:24,842 | 00:47:25,968 | We were surrounded. | We were surrounded. |
771 | 00:47:27,803 | 00:47:29,180 | But who tipped them off? | But who tipped them off? |
772 | 00:47:30,890 | 00:47:33,726 | Of course, it was a family affair. | Of course, it was a family affair. |
773 | 00:47:35,394 | 00:47:38,481 | - TIMMY: Oh, no. - You need to remove those masks, now. | - TIMMY: Oh, no. - You need to remove those masks, now. |
774 | 00:47:39,023 | 00:47:40,941 | ROLLO: Timmy, we need to remove our masks. | ROLLO: Timmy, we need to remove our masks. |
775 | 00:47:41,192 | 00:47:43,778 | - TIMMY: Never. Get ready. - ROLLO: Get ready for what? | - TIMMY: Never. Get ready. - ROLLO: Get ready for what? |
776 | 00:47:44,153 | 00:47:45,154 | TIMMY: The diversion. | TIMMY: The diversion. |
777 | 00:47:46,822 | 00:47:49,283 | - Plastic? - ROLLO: Yeah, it's safer. | - Plastic? - ROLLO: Yeah, it's safer. |
778 | 00:47:53,496 | 00:47:54,747 | TIMMY: It's an ambush, run! | TIMMY: It's an ambush, run! |
779 | 00:47:55,136 | 00:47:57,291 | - SECURITY OFFICER: Hey, stop! - ROLLO: Why did you do that? | - SECURITY OFFICER: Hey, stop! - ROLLO: Why did you do that? |
780 | 00:47:57,375 | 00:47:59,168 | - TIMMY: Thank me later. - ROLLO: I can't breathe. | - TIMMY: Thank me later. - ROLLO: I can't breathe. |
781 | 00:47:59,251 | 00:48:01,420 | - TIMMY: Keep your mask on. - ROLLO: I'm suffocating! | - TIMMY: Keep your mask on. - ROLLO: I'm suffocating! |
782 | 00:48:02,213 | 00:48:05,591 | Papa Bear! Papa Bear! Papa Bear! Need backup. | Papa Bear! Papa Bear! Papa Bear! Need backup. |
783 | 00:48:06,634 | 00:48:07,968 | Repeat, need backup. | Repeat, need backup. |
784 | 00:48:09,553 | 00:48:14,266 | Okay, Timmy. Classified information, bugs, armor-plated desks. | Okay, Timmy. Classified information, bugs, armor-plated desks. |
785 | 00:48:15,017 | 00:48:16,372 | I have to ask. | I have to ask. |
786 | 00:48:16,894 | 00:48:17,937 | Are you a spy? | Are you a spy? |
787 | 00:48:18,813 | 00:48:20,523 | - Negative. - Don't worry. | - Negative. - Don't worry. |
788 | 00:48:21,023 | 00:48:23,859 | I had the place swept for bugs. We can talk freely. | I had the place swept for bugs. We can talk freely. |
789 | 00:48:25,611 | 00:48:26,654 | I'm a detective. | I'm a detective. |
790 | 00:48:27,988 | 00:48:30,783 | Ah! Yes, that makes sense. | Ah! Yes, that makes sense. |
791 | 00:48:32,498 | 00:48:34,161 | So, you're having trouble with your agency. | So, you're having trouble with your agency. |
792 | 00:48:34,578 | 00:48:36,497 | - Affirmative. - How so? | - Affirmative. - How so? |
793 | 00:48:37,456 | 00:48:39,166 | Someone is attempting to sabotage it. | Someone is attempting to sabotage it. |
794 | 00:48:40,251 | 00:48:42,752 | - Do you know who? - I can't discuss it with you. | - Do you know who? - I can't discuss it with you. |
795 | 00:48:43,212 | 00:48:44,588 | Ongoing investigation. | Ongoing investigation. |
796 | 00:48:45,172 | 00:48:47,299 | But the success of my agency is at stake. | But the success of my agency is at stake. |
797 | 00:48:48,008 | 00:48:49,009 | Oh, yeah? | Oh, yeah? |
798 | 00:48:50,094 | 00:48:51,387 | What is your idea of success? | What is your idea of success? |
799 | 00:48:52,304 | 00:48:53,305 | Greatness. | Greatness. |
800 | 00:48:55,138 | 00:48:57,113 | Have you talked to your mom about any of this? | Have you talked to your mom about any of this? |
801 | 00:48:58,853 | 00:48:59,854 | Why not? | Why not? |
802 | 00:49:00,604 | 00:49:03,107 | She's collaborating with local law enforcement. | She's collaborating with local law enforcement. |
803 | 00:49:13,492 | 00:49:15,786 | Mother, can I have a tissue? | Mother, can I have a tissue? |
804 | 00:49:22,918 | 00:49:24,628 | He's low level, but very corrupt. | He's low level, but very corrupt. |
805 | 00:49:26,172 | 00:49:27,506 | Also he maims rabbits. | Also he maims rabbits. |
806 | 00:49:28,466 | 00:49:29,508 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
807 | 00:49:30,551 | 00:49:33,471 | Well, I know this is probably not the best time to ask but... | Well, I know this is probably not the best time to ask but... |
808 | 00:49:34,972 | 00:49:36,515 | is there any chance I could hire you? | is there any chance I could hire you? |
809 | 00:49:37,266 | 00:49:38,350 | What's the case? | What's the case? |
810 | 00:49:39,173 | 00:49:41,323 | I'd like you to do a little undercover work for me, | I'd like you to do a little undercover work for me, |
811 | 00:49:41,562 | 00:49:42,897 | in Mr. Crocus's class. | in Mr. Crocus's class. |
812 | 00:49:45,191 | 00:49:47,651 | - You want intel. - Yeah, I want intel. | - You want intel. - Yeah, I want intel. |
813 | 00:49:48,194 | 00:49:49,195 | How in depth? | How in depth? |
814 | 00:49:49,361 | 00:49:51,322 | Let's start with the homework he's assigning you. | Let's start with the homework he's assigning you. |
815 | 00:49:51,502 | 00:49:53,449 | I want to see it, make sure it's on the up and up. | I want to see it, make sure it's on the up and up. |
816 | 00:49:53,866 | 00:49:55,910 | - Completed homework? - Yes, completed. | - Completed homework? - Yes, completed. |
817 | 00:49:56,327 | 00:49:57,703 | That will definitely cost more. | That will definitely cost more. |
818 | 00:50:03,292 | 00:50:06,712 | All right, people. Lock it down. Lock it down! | All right, people. Lock it down. Lock it down! |
819 | 00:50:07,671 | 00:50:10,299 | Hey, we've got a rally to plan, and awareness to raise. | Hey, we've got a rally to plan, and awareness to raise. |
820 | 00:50:10,424 | 00:50:13,302 | Now, who are my domesticated animals? Raise your hands. | Now, who are my domesticated animals? Raise your hands. |
821 | 00:50:14,345 | 00:50:17,139 | Good. Who are my wild animals? | Good. Who are my wild animals? |
822 | 00:50:18,641 | 00:50:20,392 | All right, is that everyone? | All right, is that everyone? |
823 | 00:50:21,727 | 00:50:22,728 | Yes, you. | Yes, you. |
824 | 00:50:22,978 | 00:50:26,607 | I don't know what group this is exactly, but I'd like to do a tribute | I don't know what group this is exactly, but I'd like to do a tribute |
825 | 00:50:26,690 | 00:50:28,400 | to Hammy Ham, our class hamster. | to Hammy Ham, our class hamster. |
826 | 00:50:29,527 | 00:50:30,528 | He's dead... | He's dead... |
827 | 00:50:31,487 | 00:50:34,490 | (INDISTINCT MURMURING) | (INDISTINCT MURMURING) |
828 | 00:50:34,782 | 00:50:36,075 | ...of natural causes. | ...of natural causes. |
829 | 00:50:37,117 | 00:50:39,954 | I like it. Very thoughtful. Molly, take a note. | I like it. Very thoughtful. Molly, take a note. |
830 | 00:50:40,287 | 00:50:41,288 | Copy. | Copy. |
831 | 00:50:41,872 | 00:50:44,124 | FLO: Timmy, what group are you in? | FLO: Timmy, what group are you in? |
832 | 00:50:44,708 | 00:50:47,294 | - I'm in no group. - You have to be in a group. | - I'm in no group. - You have to be in a group. |
833 | 00:50:48,170 | 00:50:49,964 | - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. | - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. |
834 | 00:50:50,422 | 00:50:52,049 | Not if he's protesting. | Not if he's protesting. |
835 | 00:50:52,716 | 00:50:53,884 | What is he protesting? | What is he protesting? |
836 | 00:50:54,635 | 00:50:56,387 | Probably the anti-bear policy. | Probably the anti-bear policy. |
837 | 00:50:57,179 | 00:50:58,973 | There's an anti-bear policy? | There's an anti-bear policy? |
838 | 00:50:59,473 | 00:51:01,600 | Absolutely, I've heard about it, too. | Absolutely, I've heard about it, too. |
839 | 00:51:02,017 | 00:51:03,561 | - From who? - Timmy. | - From who? - Timmy. |
840 | 00:51:04,520 | 00:51:08,357 | Okay. Timmy, can you tell us about the anti-bear policy? | Okay. Timmy, can you tell us about the anti-bear policy? |
841 | 00:51:10,985 | 00:51:11,986 | Timmy? | Timmy? |
842 | 00:51:12,695 | 00:51:15,864 | Listen, if you feel strongly about something, you have to speak out. | Listen, if you feel strongly about something, you have to speak out. |
843 | 00:51:15,990 | 00:51:17,491 | Right? Why do you think I'm here? | Right? Why do you think I'm here? |
844 | 00:51:18,117 | 00:51:21,120 | Because I like you? No. Definitely not. | Because I like you? No. Definitely not. |
845 | 00:51:21,662 | 00:51:25,249 | It's because I want to teach you guys to make an impact on the world. | It's because I want to teach you guys to make an impact on the world. |
846 | 00:51:25,499 | 00:51:30,129 | Because if you don't, we are collectively screwed. You got it? | Because if you don't, we are collectively screwed. You got it? |
847 | 00:51:31,464 | 00:51:32,506 | Timmy. | Timmy. |
848 | 00:51:35,175 | 00:51:37,720 | Come on. Buddy, you gotta give me something. | Come on. Buddy, you gotta give me something. |
849 | 00:51:40,055 | 00:51:41,056 | Affirmative. | Affirmative. |
850 | 00:51:41,682 | 00:51:43,392 | All right, I'll take it. | All right, I'll take it. |
851 | 00:51:43,851 | 00:51:46,659 | All right, people, let's get up. Let's get to work! Got a lot to do. | All right, people, let's get up. Let's get to work! Got a lot to do. |
852 | 00:51:46,784 | 00:51:48,480 | Come on, get to your tables. | Come on, get to your tables. |
853 | 00:51:48,897 | 00:51:50,733 | We've got two weeks to get this rally together, | We've got two weeks to get this rally together, |
854 | 00:51:50,858 | 00:51:52,192 | that's not a lot of time. | that's not a lot of time. |
855 | 00:51:52,693 | 00:51:56,113 | TIMMY: But that was a profound understatement. Time was running out. | TIMMY: But that was a profound understatement. Time was running out. |
856 | 00:51:56,655 | 00:52:00,034 | I had to liberate the Failure Mobile from the bank, tonight. | I had to liberate the Failure Mobile from the bank, tonight. |
857 | 00:52:00,993 | 00:52:04,747 | And that meant sending my bear, who was often unreliable. | And that meant sending my bear, who was often unreliable. |
858 | 00:52:05,456 | 00:52:07,875 | I told him to avoid well-lit places. | I told him to avoid well-lit places. |
859 | 00:52:09,043 | 00:52:10,127 | He did not listen. | He did not listen. |
860 | 00:52:11,712 | 00:52:15,341 | I advised him to steer clear of any obvious entrance. | I advised him to steer clear of any obvious entrance. |
861 | 00:52:17,009 | 00:52:18,218 | He did not listen. | He did not listen. |
862 | 00:52:19,261 | 00:52:22,681 | And I urged him to avoid any distractions. | And I urged him to avoid any distractions. |
863 | 00:52:23,891 | 00:52:25,809 | Once again, he did not listen. | Once again, he did not listen. |
864 | 00:52:27,853 | 00:52:31,273 | But most importantly, I told him to approach the Failure Mobile | But most importantly, I told him to approach the Failure Mobile |
865 | 00:52:31,482 | 00:52:33,817 | with caution and the utmost delicacy. | with caution and the utmost delicacy. |
866 | 00:52:38,322 | 00:52:39,782 | But he was too fat. | But he was too fat. |
867 | 00:52:40,032 | 00:52:43,661 | - (WHIMPERS, GROWLS) - (THUDS) | - (WHIMPERS, GROWLS) - (THUDS) |
868 | 00:52:44,953 | 00:52:46,538 | (CLATTERS) | (CLATTERS) |
869 | 00:52:54,672 | 00:52:55,756 | (GROANS) | (GROANS) |
870 | 00:52:58,217 | 00:53:00,886 | Papa Bear. Papa Bear. We need to revise plan. | Papa Bear. Papa Bear. We need to revise plan. |
871 | 00:53:01,178 | 00:53:04,056 | - Bank ceiling will not support girth. - CRISPIN: Hey, Timmy. | - Bank ceiling will not support girth. - CRISPIN: Hey, Timmy. |
872 | 00:53:05,849 | 00:53:07,017 | How you doing, buddy? | How you doing, buddy? |
873 | 00:53:09,186 | 00:53:10,229 | What are you doing here? | What are you doing here? |
874 | 00:53:10,760 | 00:53:13,273 | Well, I was working in the area, I thought you might want a ride home. | Well, I was working in the area, I thought you might want a ride home. |
875 | 00:53:14,483 | 00:53:17,194 | TIMMY: A good detective always keeps his enemies close. | TIMMY: A good detective always keeps his enemies close. |
876 | 00:53:17,820 | 00:53:20,572 | - Sometimes, too close. - How was school? | - Sometimes, too close. - How was school? |
877 | 00:53:22,408 | 00:53:23,409 | You have some fun? | You have some fun? |
878 | 00:53:25,327 | 00:53:26,328 | Good times? | Good times? |
879 | 00:53:27,496 | 00:53:30,958 | Hey, do you like bear claws? Picked some up at the bakery today. | Hey, do you like bear claws? Picked some up at the bakery today. |
880 | 00:53:31,500 | 00:53:32,543 | They're yummy. | They're yummy. |
881 | 00:53:32,960 | 00:53:34,962 | - What now? - His claws. | - What now? - His claws. |
882 | 00:53:35,504 | 00:53:37,881 | They've all been... clipped. | They've all been... clipped. |
883 | 00:53:41,385 | 00:53:42,511 | No chance. | No chance. |
884 | 00:53:44,722 | 00:53:46,932 | Oh, do you bowl? You ever been bowling? | Oh, do you bowl? You ever been bowling? |
885 | 00:53:47,349 | 00:53:49,184 | I could take you bowling, give you some tips. | I could take you bowling, give you some tips. |
886 | 00:53:54,022 | 00:53:57,025 | Hey, Timmy, you know, I know, it's weird I'm dating your mom. | Hey, Timmy, you know, I know, it's weird I'm dating your mom. |
887 | 00:53:57,818 | 00:54:00,320 | It's weird that you want to give me tips on bowling. | It's weird that you want to give me tips on bowling. |
888 | 00:54:01,989 | 00:54:02,990 | Fair enough. | Fair enough. |
889 | 00:54:03,699 | 00:54:06,118 | I... I just want you to know though, that I... really like her. | I... I just want you to know though, that I... really like her. |
890 | 00:54:06,702 | 00:54:10,622 | She's so smart, and cool, and funny, and pretty. | She's so smart, and cool, and funny, and pretty. |
891 | 00:54:12,004 | 00:54:14,460 | I'm actually kinda surprised she likes spending time with me. | I'm actually kinda surprised she likes spending time with me. |
892 | 00:54:14,710 | 00:54:16,795 | Not that I am a bad guy at all. | Not that I am a bad guy at all. |
893 | 00:54:17,337 | 00:54:19,214 | I'm not, I just got some stuff I'm working out. | I'm not, I just got some stuff I'm working out. |
894 | 00:54:19,923 | 00:54:22,134 | Even been going to therapy, which is going great. | Even been going to therapy, which is going great. |
895 | 00:54:22,926 | 00:54:25,554 | I just feel like people think because we issue tickets | I just feel like people think because we issue tickets |
896 | 00:54:25,971 | 00:54:30,476 | that meter maids don't care. But we do... care a lot. | that meter maids don't care. But we do... care a lot. |
897 | 00:54:30,934 | 00:54:32,853 | About everything, I'm not robot. | About everything, I'm not robot. |
898 | 00:54:33,145 | 00:54:34,521 | - Hmm. - Actually, I've been thinking | - Hmm. - Actually, I've been thinking |
899 | 00:54:34,646 | 00:54:37,900 | about robots a lot lately. About how they could take over everything. | about robots a lot lately. About how they could take over everything. |
900 | 00:54:38,358 | 00:54:41,111 | You know, Timmy. When someone opens up like that... | You know, Timmy. When someone opens up like that... |
901 | 00:54:42,154 | 00:54:43,781 | to you, like, then you can say something. | to you, like, then you can say something. |
902 | 00:54:44,948 | 00:54:46,909 | - Like what? - Oh, like, | - Like what? - Oh, like, |
903 | 00:54:47,034 | 00:54:49,397 | you know, "Thank you for sharing," something like that. | you know, "Thank you for sharing," something like that. |
904 | 00:54:49,870 | 00:54:52,998 | - Thank you for sharing. - Yeah, that's a normal thing to do. | - Thank you for sharing. - Yeah, that's a normal thing to do. |
905 | 00:54:54,458 | 00:54:56,710 | - Normal's for normal people. - What does that mean? | - Normal's for normal people. - What does that mean? |
906 | 00:54:57,377 | 00:55:00,589 | It means you're normal. And my mother doesn't like normal people. | It means you're normal. And my mother doesn't like normal people. |
907 | 00:55:02,883 | 00:55:04,968 | Okay. Okay. | Okay. Okay. |
908 | 00:55:11,058 | 00:55:14,770 | So, first of all, just so you know, I'm not that normal. | So, first of all, just so you know, I'm not that normal. |
909 | 00:55:15,270 | 00:55:17,481 | I'm a nice parking enforcement officer, which is rare. | I'm a nice parking enforcement officer, which is rare. |
910 | 00:55:18,065 | 00:55:21,777 | And, secondly, what you said, that was kind of mean. | And, secondly, what you said, that was kind of mean. |
911 | 00:55:22,319 | 00:55:24,780 | - I've never been mean to you. - Yes, you have. | - I've never been mean to you. - Yes, you have. |
912 | 00:55:25,489 | 00:55:26,532 | What? When? | What? When? |
913 | 00:55:27,282 | 00:55:29,535 | - You just kidnapped me for starters. - Oh! | - You just kidnapped me for starters. - Oh! |
914 | 00:55:29,868 | 00:55:31,745 | You dis... No, I didn't kidnap you, buddy. | You dis... No, I didn't kidnap you, buddy. |
915 | 00:55:31,870 | 00:55:34,373 | No this isn't... I'm just taking you home from school. | No this isn't... I'm just taking you home from school. |
916 | 00:55:34,503 | 00:55:35,666 | You can get out any time you want. | You can get out any time you want. |
917 | 00:55:36,333 | 00:55:37,626 | I never forced you to... | I never forced you to... |
918 | 00:55:38,335 | 00:55:39,586 | Timmy, oh! | Timmy, oh! |
919 | 00:55:41,797 | 00:55:42,881 | Timmy! | Timmy! |
920 | 00:55:43,799 | 00:55:45,175 | Oh, no. Come on, buddy! | Oh, no. Come on, buddy! |
921 | 00:55:47,803 | 00:55:50,305 | TIMMY: Having thwarted an attempted kidnapping, | TIMMY: Having thwarted an attempted kidnapping, |
922 | 00:55:50,681 | 00:55:54,560 | I sequestered myself in my office, to focus on the Jenkins case. | I sequestered myself in my office, to focus on the Jenkins case. |
923 | 00:55:58,397 | 00:56:00,649 | - Hey. - Hello, Mother. | - Hey. - Hello, Mother. |
924 | 00:56:02,484 | 00:56:04,069 | Doing your homework, that's great. | Doing your homework, that's great. |
925 | 00:56:05,070 | 00:56:06,989 | Case work. New client. | Case work. New client. |
926 | 00:56:13,287 | 00:56:15,747 | So, I heard what happened today with Crispin. | So, I heard what happened today with Crispin. |
927 | 00:56:16,290 | 00:56:18,208 | - Do you want to talk about it? - Negative. | - Do you want to talk about it? - Negative. |
928 | 00:56:19,918 | 00:56:23,130 | Timmy, I know it's not easy for you having someone new around, | Timmy, I know it's not easy for you having someone new around, |
929 | 00:56:23,213 | 00:56:24,381 | but I really like Crispin. | but I really like Crispin. |
930 | 00:56:25,465 | 00:56:27,843 | He's... he's a sweet guy and we have fun together. | He's... he's a sweet guy and we have fun together. |
931 | 00:56:28,427 | 00:56:31,555 | Like yesterday, we just went for a drive. It was nice. | Like yesterday, we just went for a drive. It was nice. |
932 | 00:56:33,557 | 00:56:34,892 | (PATTY SCREAMING) | (PATTY SCREAMING) |
933 | 00:56:40,856 | 00:56:42,858 | I hope you're not doing anything foolish. | I hope you're not doing anything foolish. |
934 | 00:56:43,734 | 00:56:46,737 | No. No, no, I'm not. I'm... I promise. | No. No, no, I'm not. I'm... I promise. |
935 | 00:56:50,282 | 00:56:54,494 | (SIGHS) Timmy, I got to talk to you about something else. It's important. | (SIGHS) Timmy, I got to talk to you about something else. It's important. |
936 | 00:56:57,164 | 00:56:58,624 | We gotta move, Timmy. | We gotta move, Timmy. |
937 | 00:56:59,791 | 00:57:02,377 | - Impossible. - No, it's not. | - Impossible. - No, it's not. |
938 | 00:57:02,836 | 00:57:05,756 | They're raising our rent again, and I just... I can't afford it. | They're raising our rent again, and I just... I can't afford it. |
939 | 00:57:06,590 | 00:57:07,674 | What about my office? | What about my office? |
940 | 00:57:08,397 | 00:57:10,222 | You... Well, you'll have to make a new one. | You... Well, you'll have to make a new one. |
941 | 00:57:10,677 | 00:57:11,720 | I can't do that! | I can't do that! |
942 | 00:57:12,054 | 00:57:13,221 | I have a very heavy case load, | I have a very heavy case load, |
943 | 00:57:13,347 | 00:57:15,777 | - this is not a good time for me. - But we don't have a choice. | - this is not a good time for me. - But we don't have a choice. |
944 | 00:57:15,974 | 00:57:18,060 | And besides, I found a nice apartment nearby, | And besides, I found a nice apartment nearby, |
945 | 00:57:18,185 | 00:57:19,603 | and you can still walk to school. | and you can still walk to school. |
946 | 00:57:19,983 | 00:57:21,883 | What does school have to do with any of this? | What does school have to do with any of this? |
947 | 00:57:22,064 | 00:57:25,400 | - I'm talking about my agency! - Timmy, I know it's not easy... | - I'm talking about my agency! - Timmy, I know it's not easy... |
948 | 00:57:25,525 | 00:57:28,904 | I can't just move my business at the drop of a hat. | I can't just move my business at the drop of a hat. |
949 | 00:57:29,196 | 00:57:31,949 | Not to mention, I'll have to make new business cards. These are useless. | Not to mention, I'll have to make new business cards. These are useless. |
950 | 00:57:32,616 | 00:57:34,826 | - I'm not moving. It's out of the question! - Timmy. | - I'm not moving. It's out of the question! - Timmy. |
951 | 00:57:35,452 | 00:57:38,580 | Note to file, do not hire Mother. Unreliable. | Note to file, do not hire Mother. Unreliable. |
952 | 00:57:39,289 | 00:57:42,334 | - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) - (SIGHS) | - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) - (SIGHS) |
953 | 00:57:44,586 | 00:57:47,297 | TIMMY: No one but my bear understood the pressure I was under. | TIMMY: No one but my bear understood the pressure I was under. |
954 | 00:57:48,340 | 00:57:50,926 | Not my mother... not my peers. | Not my mother... not my peers. |
955 | 00:57:52,511 | 00:57:55,973 | They all failed to realize the true value of my agency. | They all failed to realize the true value of my agency. |
956 | 00:57:57,265 | 00:58:01,853 | If they did, I would be spared such profoundly annoying disruptions. | If they did, I would be spared such profoundly annoying disruptions. |
957 | 00:58:02,479 | 00:58:05,232 | Like moving. And class trips. | Like moving. And class trips. |
958 | 00:58:06,984 | 00:58:09,778 | - Failure. - Hello, Mr. Crocus. | - Failure. - Hello, Mr. Crocus. |
959 | 00:58:10,612 | 00:58:15,367 | I want you to listen to me very carefully, I don't want any trouble from you today. | I want you to listen to me very carefully, I don't want any trouble from you today. |
960 | 00:58:15,951 | 00:58:18,245 | One misstep, and you're suspended. | One misstep, and you're suspended. |
961 | 00:58:19,371 | 00:58:22,040 | No judge, no jury. No hope. | No judge, no jury. No hope. |
962 | 00:58:22,638 | 00:58:23,626 | Capisce? | Capisce? |
963 | 00:58:24,459 | 00:58:28,588 | - What does "capisce" mean? - It means, understand? | - What does "capisce" mean? - It means, understand? |
964 | 00:58:30,090 | 00:58:31,216 | I capisce you. | I capisce you. |
965 | 00:58:32,217 | 00:58:37,222 | - TIMMY: Hey, there it is! Look, the dam. - (CHILDREN GASP) | - TIMMY: Hey, there it is! Look, the dam. - (CHILDREN GASP) |
966 | 00:58:37,389 | 00:58:40,726 | OFFICER: The Bonneville Lock and Dam is a national historic landmark. | OFFICER: The Bonneville Lock and Dam is a national historic landmark. |
967 | 00:58:41,351 | 00:58:44,771 | Construction on it began in 1933. | Construction on it began in 1933. |
968 | 00:58:45,313 | 00:58:48,942 | These turbines generate 1200 megawatts of power. | These turbines generate 1200 megawatts of power. |
969 | 00:58:49,985 | 00:58:53,905 | That is enough electricity to power 900,000 homes... | That is enough electricity to power 900,000 homes... |
970 | 00:58:54,489 | 00:58:56,158 | or a city the size of Portland. | or a city the size of Portland. |
971 | 00:58:56,491 | 00:58:57,576 | ALL: Cool. | ALL: Cool. |
972 | 00:58:58,702 | 00:59:00,245 | Any questions? | Any questions? |
973 | 00:59:00,787 | 00:59:03,415 | - Yes? - Do you have security at this site? | - Yes? - Do you have security at this site? |
974 | 00:59:04,166 | 00:59:08,879 | Security? Yeah. Your bus stopped at our guard station on the way in. | Security? Yeah. Your bus stopped at our guard station on the way in. |
975 | 00:59:09,796 | 00:59:11,673 | - Is that it? - Well... | - Is that it? - Well... |
976 | 00:59:12,549 | 00:59:14,968 | I'm afraid I can't discuss that too far in depth, | I'm afraid I can't discuss that too far in depth, |
977 | 00:59:15,218 | 00:59:16,845 | for, well, security reasons. | for, well, security reasons. |
978 | 00:59:18,221 | 00:59:20,307 | Why is she so concerned with security? | Why is she so concerned with security? |
979 | 00:59:20,557 | 00:59:23,518 | My dad says his two fists are the only security we need. | My dad says his two fists are the only security we need. |
980 | 00:59:24,186 | 00:59:25,896 | My grandma bought a huge dog. | My grandma bought a huge dog. |
981 | 00:59:26,646 | 00:59:29,107 | - It can maul an intruder. - Oh. | - It can maul an intruder. - Oh. |
982 | 00:59:29,446 | 00:59:31,443 | Have you heard about the purse snatchings? | Have you heard about the purse snatchings? |
983 | 00:59:31,568 | 00:59:34,921 | - I have, I saw it on the news. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) | - I have, I saw it on the news. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
984 | 00:59:34,996 | 00:59:39,117 | Mouths shut! Or I'm putting you all on the bus back home. | Mouths shut! Or I'm putting you all on the bus back home. |
985 | 00:59:39,868 | 00:59:42,788 | - Is that really an option? - Not for you, Failure. | - Is that really an option? - Not for you, Failure. |
986 | 00:59:43,163 | 00:59:45,373 | You're gonna stay here till I retire. | You're gonna stay here till I retire. |
987 | 00:59:47,918 | 00:59:51,129 | OFFICER: Another interesting fact about this dam is it was built | OFFICER: Another interesting fact about this dam is it was built |
988 | 00:59:51,338 | 00:59:53,340 | - during the Great Depression. - Oh, no. | - during the Great Depression. - Oh, no. |
989 | 00:59:53,465 | 00:59:55,133 | OFFICER: That was when people needed jobs... | OFFICER: That was when people needed jobs... |
990 | 00:59:55,592 | 00:59:57,469 | TIMMY: She's executing the master plan. | TIMMY: She's executing the master plan. |
991 | 01:00:14,049 | 01:00:15,779 | Three, two, one. | Three, two, one. |
992 | 01:00:16,394 | 01:00:17,864 | MALE VOICE: I'm in the dark here, guys. | MALE VOICE: I'm in the dark here, guys. |
993 | 01:00:20,158 | 01:00:21,368 | TIMMY: Rollo, I need help. | TIMMY: Rollo, I need help. |
994 | 01:00:21,827 | 01:00:23,912 | No, I quit. Leave me alone. | No, I quit. Leave me alone. |
995 | 01:00:25,038 | 01:00:27,290 | The Russians want to destroy our way of life. | The Russians want to destroy our way of life. |
996 | 01:00:28,166 | 01:00:31,586 | - They're gonna plunge us into darkness. - I'm not worried about our way of life. | - They're gonna plunge us into darkness. - I'm not worried about our way of life. |
997 | 01:00:31,837 | 01:00:33,755 | I'm worried about saving my grade. | I'm worried about saving my grade. |
998 | 01:00:35,966 | 01:00:37,968 | Do this, and I promise to study. | Do this, and I promise to study. |
999 | 01:00:41,096 | 01:00:43,807 | - Swear? - Swear on my bear. | - Swear? - Swear on my bear. |
1000 | 01:00:48,895 | 01:00:52,691 | Let's go, let's go. Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving. | Let's go, let's go. Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving. |
1001 | 01:00:52,899 | 01:00:56,945 | - Let's go. - Mr. Crocus, I just wanted to say | - Let's go. - Mr. Crocus, I just wanted to say |
1002 | 01:00:57,404 | 01:01:00,490 | I find field trips like this to be very helpful in my development. | I find field trips like this to be very helpful in my development. |
1003 | 01:01:01,491 | 01:01:05,537 | - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm just being appreciative. | - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm just being appreciative. |
1004 | 01:01:06,246 | 01:01:10,041 | Well, if by appreciative you mean odd, then I agree. Now, go. Go. | Well, if by appreciative you mean odd, then I agree. Now, go. Go. |
1005 | 01:01:10,834 | 01:01:13,086 | Hey, kid. Stop right there! | Hey, kid. Stop right there! |
1006 | 01:01:17,199 | 01:01:18,229 | Failure. | Failure. |
1007 | 01:01:28,310 | 01:01:29,352 | TIMMY: Corrina! | TIMMY: Corrina! |
1008 | 01:01:38,695 | 01:01:39,696 | Corrina! | Corrina! |
1009 | 01:01:44,534 | 01:01:45,702 | Where is that runt? | Where is that runt? |
1010 | 01:01:46,494 | 01:01:47,495 | OFFICER: There he is. | OFFICER: There he is. |
1011 | 01:01:51,708 | 01:01:52,709 | (GRUNTS) | (GRUNTS) |
1012 | 01:01:55,587 | 01:01:56,588 | Where is she? | Where is she? |
1013 | 01:02:02,761 | 01:02:03,762 | Corrina! | Corrina! |
1014 | 01:02:05,889 | 01:02:07,265 | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
1015 | 01:02:07,390 | 01:02:09,559 | - Where is Timmy? - I don't know. | - Where is Timmy? - I don't know. |
1016 | 01:02:16,816 | 01:02:17,817 | Failure? | Failure? |
1017 | 01:02:21,238 | 01:02:22,489 | MR. CROCUS: (GRUNTS) | MR. CROCUS: (GRUNTS) |
1018 | 01:02:25,242 | 01:02:27,452 | Papa Bear, Papa Bear. I've lost the target. | Papa Bear, Papa Bear. I've lost the target. |
1019 | 01:02:28,245 | 01:02:30,080 | - Request back up. - (SHOWER RUNNING) | - Request back up. - (SHOWER RUNNING) |
1020 | 01:02:30,622 | 01:02:31,790 | TIMMY: Do you copy? | TIMMY: Do you copy? |
1021 | 01:02:33,291 | 01:02:34,793 | Repeat. Do you copy? | Repeat. Do you copy? |
1022 | 01:02:37,545 | 01:02:38,672 | That's a demerit. | That's a demerit. |
1023 | 01:02:50,558 | 01:02:51,768 | That's a lot of doors. | That's a lot of doors. |
1024 | 01:02:59,609 | 01:03:00,777 | I'm gonna kill him. | I'm gonna kill him. |
1025 | 01:03:09,869 | 01:03:12,956 | The target has entered the restricted area. I'm going in. | The target has entered the restricted area. I'm going in. |
1026 | 01:03:13,415 | 01:03:15,792 | Failure! Get over here, you little rat. | Failure! Get over here, you little rat. |
1027 | 01:03:16,668 | 01:03:17,669 | I'm warning you. | I'm warning you. |
1028 | 01:03:17,961 | 01:03:21,715 | If you go through that door, I guarantee you'll never make it | If you go through that door, I guarantee you'll never make it |
1029 | 01:03:21,840 | 01:03:23,008 | to sixth grade. | to sixth grade. |
1030 | 01:03:27,470 | 01:03:28,555 | For the love of... | For the love of... |
1031 | 01:03:29,180 | 01:03:30,307 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
1032 | 01:03:40,483 | 01:03:44,237 | Corrina! (ECHOES) | Corrina! (ECHOES) |
1033 | 01:03:46,573 | 01:03:51,036 | Echo! (ECHOES) | Echo! (ECHOES) |
1034 | 01:03:56,666 | 01:03:59,002 | Next time, I'm keeping him on a leash. | Next time, I'm keeping him on a leash. |
1035 | 01:04:04,716 | 01:04:05,717 | Huh! | Huh! |
1036 | 01:04:07,052 | 01:04:11,306 | - Failure, get back in here. Now. - Can't. Stuck. | - Failure, get back in here. Now. - Can't. Stuck. |
1037 | 01:04:12,390 | 01:04:13,475 | So, unstick it. | So, unstick it. |
1038 | 01:04:15,560 | 01:04:19,230 | - Still stuck. - Take it off and leave it there. | - Still stuck. - Take it off and leave it there. |
1039 | 01:04:19,939 | 01:04:20,982 | It's one of a kind. | It's one of a kind. |
1040 | 01:04:22,525 | 01:04:23,651 | (GRUNTS) | (GRUNTS) |
1041 | 01:04:27,364 | 01:04:28,907 | (MOANS) | (MOANS) |
1042 | 01:04:33,828 | 01:04:36,289 | This is the final straw, Failure. | This is the final straw, Failure. |
1043 | 01:04:36,873 | 01:04:39,584 | No more threats, no more detention. | No more threats, no more detention. |
1044 | 01:04:40,335 | 01:04:44,089 | I gave 43 years to this profession | I gave 43 years to this profession |
1045 | 01:04:44,964 | 01:04:46,966 | and I never quit on a single student. | and I never quit on a single student. |
1046 | 01:04:47,842 | 01:04:50,845 | But I'm quitting on you, did you hear me? | But I'm quitting on you, did you hear me? |
1047 | 01:04:50,929 | 01:04:53,139 | I am quitting on you, Failure. | I am quitting on you, Failure. |
1048 | 01:04:53,973 | 01:04:54,974 | This is Dan. | This is Dan. |
1049 | 01:04:55,767 | 01:04:58,937 | He's gonna open up the spillway and release a whole lot of water. | He's gonna open up the spillway and release a whole lot of water. |
1050 | 01:04:59,646 | 01:05:00,647 | Cover your ears. | Cover your ears. |
1051 | 01:05:01,773 | 01:05:03,608 | It's about to get very loud. | It's about to get very loud. |
1052 | 01:05:05,318 | 01:05:08,363 | - (MACHINE WHIRRING) - (SCREAMS) Oh, no! | - (MACHINE WHIRRING) - (SCREAMS) Oh, no! |
1053 | 01:05:10,156 | 01:05:12,742 | - What's happening? - I don't know! | - What's happening? - I don't know! |
1054 | 01:05:13,576 | 01:05:16,246 | - Take off the scarf, take it off! - Never! | - Take off the scarf, take it off! - Never! |
1055 | 01:05:16,329 | 01:05:18,623 | We're going to die! | We're going to die! |
1056 | 01:05:19,207 | 01:05:20,375 | My scarf! | My scarf! |
1057 | 01:05:20,875 | 01:05:23,628 | - You ripped it! - Go. Go. Go! | - You ripped it! - Go. Go. Go! |
1058 | 01:05:24,421 | 01:05:29,384 | (MACHINE WHIRRING) | (MACHINE WHIRRING) |
1059 | 01:05:29,843 | 01:05:31,428 | - Locked. - What? | - Locked. - What? |
1060 | 01:05:32,429 | 01:05:33,805 | No! No! | No! No! |
1061 | 01:05:34,389 | 01:05:37,600 | Here comes the water! Get down! | Here comes the water! Get down! |
1062 | 01:05:37,892 | 01:05:41,146 | - Why? - 'Cause we're gonna get washed away! | - Why? - 'Cause we're gonna get washed away! |
1063 | 01:05:42,981 | 01:05:45,483 | - What are you doing? - Saving you. | - What are you doing? - Saving you. |
1064 | 01:05:50,780 | 01:05:53,283 | TIMMY: We were two professionals, often at odds. | TIMMY: We were two professionals, often at odds. |
1065 | 01:05:54,159 | 01:05:55,869 | Now bound by adversity. | Now bound by adversity. |
1066 | 01:05:56,703 | 01:05:58,872 | But we had made one miscalculation. | But we had made one miscalculation. |
1067 | 01:05:59,747 | 01:06:01,458 | Water. Us. | Water. Us. |
1068 | 01:06:06,838 | 01:06:08,882 | - I think it's over, Mr. Crocus. - (GROANS) | - I think it's over, Mr. Crocus. - (GROANS) |
1069 | 01:06:11,968 | 01:06:13,178 | - Mr. Crocus? - (GRUNTS) | - Mr. Crocus? - (GRUNTS) |
1070 | 01:06:14,971 | 01:06:17,307 | - Are you all right, Mr. Crocus? - (GRUNTS) | - Are you all right, Mr. Crocus? - (GRUNTS) |
1071 | 01:06:19,976 | 01:06:22,979 | TIMMY: The aftermath of the operation was complicated. | TIMMY: The aftermath of the operation was complicated. |
1072 | 01:06:23,938 | 01:06:26,524 | First, they debriefed my mother on the Russian plot. | First, they debriefed my mother on the Russian plot. |
1073 | 01:06:27,567 | 01:06:30,320 | - Then she debriefed her boss. - PATTY: Come on, I need this job, man. | - Then she debriefed her boss. - PATTY: Come on, I need this job, man. |
1074 | 01:06:31,237 | 01:06:32,363 | (GROANS) | (GROANS) |
1075 | 01:06:36,284 | 01:06:38,536 | TIMMY: But the operation was so top secret... | TIMMY: But the operation was so top secret... |
1076 | 01:06:39,412 | 01:06:41,831 | that my mother didn't want to debrief me. | that my mother didn't want to debrief me. |
1077 | 01:06:45,919 | 01:06:47,086 | Until we got home. | Until we got home. |
1078 | 01:06:49,047 | 01:06:53,092 | You're suspended for three days, Timmy, three days. | You're suspended for three days, Timmy, three days. |
1079 | 01:06:53,635 | 01:06:55,220 | They wanted to expel you. | They wanted to expel you. |
1080 | 01:06:56,304 | 01:06:59,641 | If your counselor hadn't stepped in, then we'd be looking for a new school. | If your counselor hadn't stepped in, then we'd be looking for a new school. |
1081 | 01:07:00,433 | 01:07:02,268 | - Are you listening to me? - Of course. | - Are you listening to me? - Of course. |
1082 | 01:07:02,540 | 01:07:04,395 | But, shouldn't you be returning to work, Mother? | But, shouldn't you be returning to work, Mother? |
1083 | 01:07:04,646 | 01:07:07,941 | Yeah, I should. But I'm not. And do you wanna know why? | Yeah, I should. But I'm not. And do you wanna know why? |
1084 | 01:07:08,358 | 01:07:10,610 | Because when I told my boss that I had to stay home | Because when I told my boss that I had to stay home |
1085 | 01:07:10,693 | 01:07:12,695 | and take care of you for the next three days, | and take care of you for the next three days, |
1086 | 01:07:12,862 | 01:07:16,074 | he told me not to bother coming in at all. He fired me. | he told me not to bother coming in at all. He fired me. |
1087 | 01:07:16,783 | 01:07:18,868 | I can pay you ten times what he's paying. | I can pay you ten times what he's paying. |
1088 | 01:07:18,993 | 01:07:22,038 | No, you can't. This... this has to stop. | No, you can't. This... this has to stop. |
1089 | 01:07:23,081 | 01:07:25,833 | - You're going to middle school next year. - No, I'm not. | - You're going to middle school next year. - No, I'm not. |
1090 | 01:07:26,000 | 01:07:30,380 | I'm not going to middle school. I am moving my agency downtown. | I'm not going to middle school. I am moving my agency downtown. |
1091 | 01:07:31,005 | 01:07:32,276 | We've talked about this. | We've talked about this. |
1092 | 01:07:33,383 | 01:07:35,593 | You don't have an agency, Timmy. Not anymore. | You don't have an agency, Timmy. Not anymore. |
1093 | 01:07:44,658 | 01:07:45,853 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
1094 | 01:07:45,937 | 01:07:47,564 | Something I should've done a long time ago. | Something I should've done a long time ago. |
1095 | 01:07:47,647 | 01:07:51,109 | I'm putting an end to all this pretending. I'm shutting it all down. | I'm putting an end to all this pretending. I'm shutting it all down. |
1096 | 01:07:51,198 | 01:07:52,193 | - Stop! - No! | - Stop! - No! |
1097 | 01:07:52,860 | 01:07:55,488 | You have got to understand that there are consequences. | You have got to understand that there are consequences. |
1098 | 01:07:56,739 | 01:08:00,326 | Hey! That's my official license. I need that. | Hey! That's my official license. I need that. |
1099 | 01:08:00,410 | 01:08:02,662 | - I have open cases. - No, you don't. You're a kid. | - I have open cases. - No, you don't. You're a kid. |
1100 | 01:08:02,745 | 01:08:04,330 | Kids don't have open cases. | Kids don't have open cases. |
1101 | 01:08:04,414 | 01:08:06,624 | I can't operate my agency without a license. | I can't operate my agency without a license. |
1102 | 01:08:06,708 | 01:08:09,627 | Exactly! You're gonna stop running your agency, | Exactly! You're gonna stop running your agency, |
1103 | 01:08:09,711 | 01:08:11,921 | you're gonna start acting like a normal kid. | you're gonna start acting like a normal kid. |
1104 | 01:08:12,380 | 01:08:15,008 | And normal is for normal people, you told me that. | And normal is for normal people, you told me that. |
1105 | 01:08:15,300 | 01:08:17,385 | I was wrong! I was wrong, Timmy! | I was wrong! I was wrong, Timmy! |
1106 | 01:08:18,469 | 01:08:21,806 | You have got to fit in, you've got to grow up. | You have got to fit in, you've got to grow up. |
1107 | 01:08:23,850 | 01:08:24,976 | Do you understand? | Do you understand? |
1108 | 01:08:26,978 | 01:08:29,105 | - Affirmative. - I didn't hear you! | - Affirmative. - I didn't hear you! |
1109 | 01:08:32,767 | 01:08:33,935 | Yes. | Yes. |
1110 | 01:08:44,412 | 01:08:45,788 | TIMMY: And just like that... | TIMMY: And just like that... |
1111 | 01:08:46,331 | 01:08:47,540 | I lost my agency. | I lost my agency. |
1112 | 01:08:52,754 | 01:08:54,005 | That meant no more clients. | That meant no more clients. |
1113 | 01:08:57,091 | 01:08:58,217 | No more office. | No more office. |
1114 | 01:09:01,179 | 01:09:02,347 | No more house. | No more house. |
1115 | 01:09:07,977 | 01:09:12,523 | A man without his agency is like a turtle without his shell. | A man without his agency is like a turtle without his shell. |
1116 | 01:09:22,725 | 01:09:24,118 | Stripped of his place... | Stripped of his place... |
1117 | 01:09:26,287 | 01:09:27,585 | and his purpose... | and his purpose... |
1118 | 01:09:29,415 | 01:09:31,417 | destined for mediocrity. | destined for mediocrity. |
1119 | 01:09:35,004 | 01:09:38,800 | Thus, I had no choice but to surrender to my fate. | Thus, I had no choice but to surrender to my fate. |
1120 | 01:09:38,966 | 01:09:42,136 | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
1121 | 01:09:42,679 | 01:09:45,807 | TIMMY: The mindless monotony of the normal life. | TIMMY: The mindless monotony of the normal life. |
1122 | 01:09:49,268 | 01:09:51,354 | - ROLLO: Hey, Timmy. - MOLLY: Welcome back, Timmy. | - ROLLO: Hey, Timmy. - MOLLY: Welcome back, Timmy. |
1123 | 01:09:54,732 | 01:09:57,151 | - Where's your scarf? - CORRINA: Hi, everyone. | - Where's your scarf? - CORRINA: Hi, everyone. |
1124 | 01:09:57,777 | 01:09:59,112 | - Hi, Corrina. - CORRINA: Hello. | - Hi, Corrina. - CORRINA: Hello. |
1125 | 01:09:59,362 | 01:10:01,739 | - ROLLO: Hi. - Good morning, everyone. | - ROLLO: Hi. - Good morning, everyone. |
1126 | 01:10:01,864 | 01:10:04,200 | So sorry I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off. | So sorry I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off. |
1127 | 01:10:04,409 | 01:10:05,535 | Can you believe it? | Can you believe it? |
1128 | 01:10:05,910 | 01:10:07,120 | Crocus is gone. | Crocus is gone. |
1129 | 01:10:07,787 | 01:10:10,957 | - That's his replacement. - She said he's on vacation. | - That's his replacement. - She said he's on vacation. |
1130 | 01:10:11,541 | 01:10:14,293 | But I think it's because of what happened with you at the dam. | But I think it's because of what happened with you at the dam. |
1131 | 01:10:14,544 | 01:10:16,963 | My dad said Crocus snapped. | My dad said Crocus snapped. |
1132 | 01:10:18,314 | 01:10:21,926 | TIMMY: Adding insult to injury, the loss of Fredrick Crocus. | TIMMY: Adding insult to injury, the loss of Fredrick Crocus. |
1133 | 01:10:23,803 | 01:10:25,555 | A man I deeply admired. | A man I deeply admired. |
1134 | 01:10:26,556 | 01:10:29,517 | - PATTY: Timmy, I'm home. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) | - PATTY: Timmy, I'm home. - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
1135 | 01:10:29,642 | 01:10:31,686 | - Hey. - Hi. | - Hey. - Hi. |
1136 | 01:10:33,062 | 01:10:34,897 | - How was school? - Good. | - How was school? - Good. |
1137 | 01:10:36,774 | 01:10:37,859 | Got any homework? | Got any homework? |
1138 | 01:10:38,735 | 01:10:39,736 | I did it. | I did it. |
1139 | 01:10:40,361 | 01:10:42,446 | Oh? Good. | Oh? Good. |
1140 | 01:10:44,449 | 01:10:45,671 | I'll get dinner ready then. | I'll get dinner ready then. |
1141 | 01:10:46,576 | 01:10:47,577 | Okay. | Okay. |
1142 | 01:10:50,204 | 01:10:51,247 | Timmy... | Timmy... |
1143 | 01:10:52,415 | 01:10:53,833 | everything's gonna be all right. | everything's gonna be all right. |
1144 | 01:10:55,293 | 01:10:56,627 | I even found a new job. | I even found a new job. |
1145 | 01:10:57,712 | 01:10:58,713 | Okay. | Okay. |
1146 | 01:11:03,342 | 01:11:05,382 | TIMMY: The good news about Mother's new job | TIMMY: The good news about Mother's new job |
1147 | 01:11:05,595 | 01:11:06,929 | should've lifted my spirits. | should've lifted my spirits. |
1148 | 01:11:07,889 | 01:11:09,932 | But as her employment fortunes rose... | But as her employment fortunes rose... |
1149 | 01:11:10,600 | 01:11:12,059 | my continued to fall. | my continued to fall. |
1150 | 01:11:12,977 | 01:11:15,188 | With no clients and no agency, | With no clients and no agency, |
1151 | 01:11:15,688 | 01:11:18,775 | I had no choice but to lay off my only employee. | I had no choice but to lay off my only employee. |
1152 | 01:11:21,819 | 01:11:25,782 | So Total and I agreed to part ways as two professionals. | So Total and I agreed to part ways as two professionals. |
1153 | 01:11:55,102 | 01:11:58,981 | But sometimes, the professional can sure feel personal. | But sometimes, the professional can sure feel personal. |
1154 | 01:12:07,657 | 01:12:10,409 | And being normal can sure feel lonely. | And being normal can sure feel lonely. |
1155 | 01:12:13,704 | 01:12:17,124 | - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - TIMMY: Not to mention puzzling. | - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - TIMMY: Not to mention puzzling. |
1156 | 01:12:22,380 | 01:12:25,550 | Hi, Timmy, wanna buy cookies to support Animal Awareness? | Hi, Timmy, wanna buy cookies to support Animal Awareness? |
1157 | 01:12:26,717 | 01:12:27,844 | I don't have any money. | I don't have any money. |
1158 | 01:12:29,011 | 01:12:31,013 | Just take one. They're really good. | Just take one. They're really good. |
1159 | 01:12:35,268 | 01:12:37,645 | COUNSELOR: You gonna eat that cookie or just stare at it? | COUNSELOR: You gonna eat that cookie or just stare at it? |
1160 | 01:12:38,479 | 01:12:39,981 | I'm not hungry. | I'm not hungry. |
1161 | 01:12:40,523 | 01:12:45,236 | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) | (INDISTINCT CHATTER) |
1162 | 01:12:46,070 | 01:12:47,154 | (SIGHS) | (SIGHS) |
1163 | 01:12:49,282 | 01:12:51,701 | I got your intel. It's very good. | I got your intel. It's very good. |
1164 | 01:12:52,702 | 01:12:56,038 | - But why'd you miss our meeting? - I don't need to go anymore. | - But why'd you miss our meeting? - I don't need to go anymore. |
1165 | 01:12:56,622 | 01:12:57,957 | I'm being normal now. | I'm being normal now. |
1166 | 01:12:59,083 | 01:13:00,084 | Got it. | Got it. |
1167 | 01:13:00,960 | 01:13:01,961 | So, what's the plan? | So, what's the plan? |
1168 | 01:13:03,629 | 01:13:04,755 | Go to middle school. | Go to middle school. |
1169 | 01:13:05,673 | 01:13:06,715 | Act like them. | Act like them. |
1170 | 01:13:08,898 | 01:13:10,340 | COUNSELOR: You can't be like them. | COUNSELOR: You can't be like them. |
1171 | 01:13:10,878 | 01:13:11,948 | TIMMY: Why not? | TIMMY: Why not? |
1172 | 01:13:13,097 | 01:13:14,181 | Because you're different. | Because you're different. |
1173 | 01:13:15,558 | 01:13:18,561 | That's right. Your life is big... | That's right. Your life is big... |
1174 | 01:13:19,186 | 01:13:23,649 | and original, and weird, and you. | and original, and weird, and you. |
1175 | 01:13:26,277 | 01:13:27,528 | I don't have a choice. | I don't have a choice. |
1176 | 01:13:28,487 | 01:13:29,989 | I had to close the agency. | I had to close the agency. |
1177 | 01:13:30,823 | 01:13:33,242 | (SIGHS) That's a bad break. | (SIGHS) That's a bad break. |
1178 | 01:13:33,784 | 01:13:36,287 | I suppose it had something to do with the dam, getting suspended. | I suppose it had something to do with the dam, getting suspended. |
1179 | 01:13:37,997 | 01:13:41,042 | - Mistakes were made. - By you. | - Mistakes were made. - By you. |
1180 | 01:13:43,502 | 01:13:46,964 | You left that part out. Agency or no agency, | You left that part out. Agency or no agency, |
1181 | 01:13:47,548 | 01:13:49,258 | you make a mistake, you own it. | you make a mistake, you own it. |
1182 | 01:13:49,926 | 01:13:52,053 | Then you learn from it and adapt. | Then you learn from it and adapt. |
1183 | 01:13:53,179 | 01:13:54,931 | - Adapt? - Absolutely. | - Adapt? - Absolutely. |
1184 | 01:13:55,765 | 01:13:58,434 | You see, professionals take whatever the world throws at them | You see, professionals take whatever the world throws at them |
1185 | 01:13:58,684 | 01:14:01,020 | and they use it to become a better version of themselves. | and they use it to become a better version of themselves. |
1186 | 01:14:01,520 | 01:14:03,522 | Like I did when my car got stolen. | Like I did when my car got stolen. |
1187 | 01:14:04,690 | 01:14:05,691 | That's right. | That's right. |
1188 | 01:14:05,900 | 01:14:07,985 | From right in front of my house. Sucked. | From right in front of my house. Sucked. |
1189 | 01:14:08,945 | 01:14:10,988 | You should've contacted my agency. | You should've contacted my agency. |
1190 | 01:14:11,864 | 01:14:13,032 | I didn't know you then. | I didn't know you then. |
1191 | 01:14:13,449 | 01:14:14,492 | The point is, | The point is, |
1192 | 01:14:15,034 | 01:14:17,453 | after the car got stolen I had no way to get to work. | after the car got stolen I had no way to get to work. |
1193 | 01:14:18,037 | 01:14:19,372 | But I love my work. | But I love my work. |
1194 | 01:14:20,081 | 01:14:21,958 | Like you. It's who I am. | Like you. It's who I am. |
1195 | 01:14:23,125 | 01:14:24,627 | So I adapted. | So I adapted. |
1196 | 01:14:25,336 | 01:14:27,088 | Started riding my bike to school. | Started riding my bike to school. |
1197 | 01:14:28,172 | 01:14:30,424 | Wasn't gonna let a stolen car stop me. | Wasn't gonna let a stolen car stop me. |
1198 | 01:14:31,759 | 01:14:34,303 | And I lost ten pounds from bike riding so... | And I lost ten pounds from bike riding so... |
1199 | 01:14:35,093 | 01:14:36,180 | it's all good. | it's all good. |
1200 | 01:14:37,139 | 01:14:40,309 | - You lost ten pounds? - Yes, I lost ten pounds. | - You lost ten pounds? - Yes, I lost ten pounds. |
1201 | 01:14:42,561 | 01:14:45,064 | So, I'm not gonna tell you how to run your business, okay? | So, I'm not gonna tell you how to run your business, okay? |
1202 | 01:14:45,940 | 01:14:48,526 | But I do know, if you love what you do... | But I do know, if you love what you do... |
1203 | 01:14:49,235 | 01:14:50,528 | you gotta fight for it. | you gotta fight for it. |
1204 | 01:14:51,404 | 01:14:53,239 | And if something isn't working, you gotta adapt. | And if something isn't working, you gotta adapt. |
1205 | 01:14:54,073 | 01:14:55,241 | You do that, | You do that, |
1206 | 01:14:55,574 | 01:14:59,245 | then no one can take away your agency. Not your mother, not Mr. Crocus. | then no one can take away your agency. Not your mother, not Mr. Crocus. |
1207 | 01:15:00,705 | 01:15:01,956 | Not going to middle school. | Not going to middle school. |
1208 | 01:15:11,507 | 01:15:12,508 | Enjoy your cookie. | Enjoy your cookie. |
1209 | 01:15:28,691 | 01:15:29,734 | TIMMY: A wire? | TIMMY: A wire? |
1210 | 01:15:38,614 | 01:15:39,868 | And that's when it hit me. | And that's when it hit me. |
1211 | 01:15:41,704 | 01:15:42,961 | Russians never quit. | Russians never quit. |
1212 | 01:15:43,873 | 01:15:44,874 | And neither could I. | And neither could I. |
1213 | 01:16:01,849 | 01:16:04,018 | That meant I was going to need my partner. | That meant I was going to need my partner. |
1214 | 01:16:15,738 | 01:16:18,199 | But retrieving Total was a daunting task. | But retrieving Total was a daunting task. |
1215 | 01:16:19,033 | 01:16:21,911 | Which meant it was time to collaborate with local law enforcement. | Which meant it was time to collaborate with local law enforcement. |
1216 | 01:16:22,661 | 01:16:24,080 | Even if it was low level. | Even if it was low level. |
1217 | 01:16:24,371 | 01:16:25,414 | Stay safe out there, Roy. | Stay safe out there, Roy. |
1218 | 01:16:26,874 | 01:16:28,125 | (CAR ALARM BEEPS) | (CAR ALARM BEEPS) |
1219 | 01:16:32,213 | 01:16:34,799 | - TIMMY: Hello. - Hey, Timmy. | - TIMMY: Hello. - Hey, Timmy. |
1220 | 01:16:36,884 | 01:16:38,719 | You scared me. Everything all right? | You scared me. Everything all right? |
1221 | 01:16:39,553 | 01:16:41,042 | Would I be standing here if it was? | Would I be standing here if it was? |
1222 | 01:16:42,056 | 01:16:44,475 | No, guess not. Uh, is it about your mom? | No, guess not. Uh, is it about your mom? |
1223 | 01:16:45,643 | 01:16:47,228 | Negative. About the zoo. | Negative. About the zoo. |
1224 | 01:16:47,686 | 01:16:49,396 | I need admission. It's urgent. | I need admission. It's urgent. |
1225 | 01:16:50,773 | 01:16:52,441 | Okay. Why? | Okay. Why? |
1226 | 01:16:57,530 | 01:17:00,491 | Hey, man, you can trust me. Really. | Hey, man, you can trust me. Really. |
1227 | 01:17:01,367 | 01:17:02,409 | I'm a solid dude. | I'm a solid dude. |
1228 | 01:17:06,038 | 01:17:08,124 | A Russian agent stole the Failure Mobile, | A Russian agent stole the Failure Mobile, |
1229 | 01:17:08,666 | 01:17:11,836 | so she could destroy my agency and achieve her master plan. | so she could destroy my agency and achieve her master plan. |
1230 | 01:17:12,545 | 01:17:15,131 | That forced me to part ways with my business partner. | That forced me to part ways with my business partner. |
1231 | 01:17:15,798 | 01:17:16,924 | I want him back. | I want him back. |
1232 | 01:17:18,217 | 01:17:20,594 | - And he's at the zoo? - Correct. | - And he's at the zoo? - Correct. |
1233 | 01:17:23,139 | 01:17:24,223 | He's a polar bear. | He's a polar bear. |
1234 | 01:17:26,100 | 01:17:27,101 | Are you serious? | Are you serious? |
1235 | 01:17:29,066 | 01:17:32,189 | Okay. Well, first of all, thank you for sharing. | Okay. Well, first of all, thank you for sharing. |
1236 | 01:17:32,523 | 01:17:33,524 | I really appreciate it. | I really appreciate it. |
1237 | 01:17:34,608 | 01:17:36,944 | Second of all, that is awesome. | Second of all, that is awesome. |
1238 | 01:17:38,028 | 01:17:39,029 | (CHUCKLES) | (CHUCKLES) |
1239 | 01:17:39,864 | 01:17:40,865 | Affirmative. | Affirmative. |
1240 | 01:17:42,180 | 01:17:44,451 | MALE VOICE OVER PA: Here are your tickets. Please enjoy the zoo. | MALE VOICE OVER PA: Here are your tickets. Please enjoy the zoo. |
1241 | 01:17:44,660 | 01:17:46,620 | All right, where is the polar bear enclosure? | All right, where is the polar bear enclosure? |
1242 | 01:17:46,996 | 01:17:49,999 | It is right here, but it's closed. | It is right here, but it's closed. |
1243 | 01:17:50,833 | 01:17:52,585 | - How come? - Renovations. | - How come? - Renovations. |
1244 | 01:17:53,002 | 01:17:56,213 | - Where are the polar bears? - Utah. Hogle Zoo. | - Where are the polar bears? - Utah. Hogle Zoo. |
1245 | 01:17:56,463 | 01:17:58,757 | - Utah. - Absurd. | - Utah. - Absurd. |
1246 | 01:17:59,258 | 01:18:01,302 | - It's not absurd. - It is, too. | - It's not absurd. - It is, too. |
1247 | 01:18:01,552 | 01:18:03,053 | - You're absurd. - Hey, hey. | - You're absurd. - Hey, hey. |
1248 | 01:18:03,929 | 01:18:05,014 | Just right there, buddy. | Just right there, buddy. |
1249 | 01:18:05,219 | 01:18:06,974 | He's just a kid, and he's really upset all right? | He's just a kid, and he's really upset all right? |
1250 | 01:18:07,308 | 01:18:08,475 | But he's a rude kid, so... | But he's a rude kid, so... |
1251 | 01:18:08,759 | 01:18:11,929 | Well, he's just under the impression that his partner is at this zoo. | Well, he's just under the impression that his partner is at this zoo. |
1252 | 01:18:12,018 | 01:18:14,593 | Let me get some clarity on that situation and we'll figure this out, all right? | Let me get some clarity on that situation and we'll figure this out, all right? |
1253 | 01:18:14,732 | 01:18:15,941 | Hang tight. Timmy... | Hang tight. Timmy... |
1254 | 01:18:17,234 | 01:18:18,235 | Timmy? | Timmy? |
1255 | 01:18:20,070 | 01:18:21,071 | Timmy! | Timmy! |
1256 | 01:18:28,537 | 01:18:31,790 | Papa Bear, Papa Bear. Operation Extract is in full effect. | Papa Bear, Papa Bear. Operation Extract is in full effect. |
1257 | 01:19:07,243 | 01:19:09,703 | Papa Bear, it's time to come home. | Papa Bear, it's time to come home. |
1258 | 01:19:11,080 | 01:19:13,958 | Repeat, it's time to come home. | Repeat, it's time to come home. |
1259 | 01:19:16,126 | 01:19:17,127 | Papa Bear? | Papa Bear? |
1260 | 01:19:21,465 | 01:19:22,549 | Total! | Total! |
1261 | 01:19:27,680 | 01:19:28,847 | Total! | Total! |
1262 | 01:19:31,558 | 01:19:32,559 | Total? | Total? |
1263 | 01:19:42,653 | 01:19:43,654 | (STATIC) | (STATIC) |
1264 | 01:19:53,289 | 01:19:54,290 | Total! | Total! |
1265 | 01:20:30,909 | 01:20:32,873 | Last time I saw him, we were at the ticket booth. | Last time I saw him, we were at the ticket booth. |
1266 | 01:20:32,953 | 01:20:35,080 | He... he's about this height, he's got brown hair, | He... he's about this height, he's got brown hair, |
1267 | 01:20:35,331 | 01:20:37,541 | he's wearing shorts, a striped t-shirt and... | he's wearing shorts, a striped t-shirt and... |
1268 | 01:20:37,791 | 01:20:38,792 | Red scarf. | Red scarf. |
1269 | 01:20:38,917 | 01:20:41,628 | - (SIGHS) Timmy, are you okay? - Affirmative. | - (SIGHS) Timmy, are you okay? - Affirmative. |
1270 | 01:20:41,754 | 01:20:43,630 | - Where did you go? - To find my bear. | - Where did you go? - To find my bear. |
1271 | 01:20:44,798 | 01:20:47,009 | - And? - Liberated. | - And? - Liberated. |
1272 | 01:20:49,345 | 01:20:50,346 | Right on. | Right on. |
1273 | 01:20:58,467 | 01:21:02,088 | - Ah, it's your mom calling. - Throw it away, it might be tapped. | - Ah, it's your mom calling. - Throw it away, it might be tapped. |
1274 | 01:21:02,399 | 01:21:04,063 | I'll call her back when we park. | I'll call her back when we park. |
1275 | 01:21:04,818 | 01:21:06,653 | And, Timmy, thanks for letting me help, man. | And, Timmy, thanks for letting me help, man. |
1276 | 01:21:06,987 | 01:21:09,823 | Really. It means a lot that you trusted me, I want you to know that. | Really. It means a lot that you trusted me, I want you to know that. |
1277 | 01:21:11,241 | 01:21:12,284 | Thank you for sharing. | Thank you for sharing. |
1278 | 01:21:13,077 | 01:21:14,453 | - Ha! - FEMALE VOICE: Stop! | - Ha! - FEMALE VOICE: Stop! |
1279 | 01:21:19,249 | 01:21:20,376 | Hey! | Hey! |
1280 | 01:21:21,001 | 01:21:23,545 | He took my purse! Hey! | He took my purse! Hey! |
1281 | 01:21:24,421 | 01:21:25,672 | That was the purse snatcher. | That was the purse snatcher. |
1282 | 01:21:26,006 | 01:21:28,175 | - I know. - Shouldn't you stop him? | - I know. - Shouldn't you stop him? |
1283 | 01:21:28,926 | 01:21:31,762 | Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I guess I should, yeah, okay. | Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I guess I should, yeah, okay. |
1284 | 01:21:37,957 | 01:21:40,282 | - TIMMY: He went down that alley! - CRISPIN: Okay, okay. I got it! | - TIMMY: He went down that alley! - CRISPIN: Okay, okay. I got it! |
1285 | 01:21:44,608 | 01:21:46,652 | - There he goes. - Okay, okay. I got it. | - There he goes. - Okay, okay. I got it. |
1286 | 01:21:47,986 | 01:21:49,071 | Wait here. Don't move. | Wait here. Don't move. |
1287 | 01:22:08,662 | 01:22:10,592 | - Freeze, man. - Who are you? | - Freeze, man. - Who are you? |
1288 | 01:22:10,676 | 01:22:12,219 | - Police. - You're a cop? | - Police. - You're a cop? |
1289 | 01:22:12,886 | 01:22:15,556 | - Parking enforcement. - You're a meter maid. | - Parking enforcement. - You're a meter maid. |
1290 | 01:22:16,056 | 01:22:17,975 | Okay. Just hand over the purse, buddy. | Okay. Just hand over the purse, buddy. |
1291 | 01:22:19,560 | 01:22:22,438 | - Sure. Here you go. - Thank you. | - Sure. Here you go. - Thank you. |
1292 | 01:22:23,978 | 01:22:26,191 | I really appreciate you doing the right thing here, man. | I really appreciate you doing the right thing here, man. |
1293 | 01:22:26,317 | 01:22:29,236 | Thanks. But I am actually gonna do the wrong thing. | Thanks. But I am actually gonna do the wrong thing. |
1294 | 01:22:29,342 | 01:22:31,002 | (GROANS) | (GROANS) |
1295 | 01:22:32,489 | 01:22:34,491 | - (GRUNTS) - Uh-oh! | - (GRUNTS) - Uh-oh! |
1296 | 01:22:35,742 | 01:22:36,743 | CRISPIN: Get off me! | CRISPIN: Get off me! |
1297 | 01:22:39,580 | 01:22:42,040 | - He needs backup. - (CRISPIN GROANS) | - He needs backup. - (CRISPIN GROANS) |
1298 | 01:22:48,297 | 01:22:51,592 | - What is your problem? - No one likes a meter maid, dude. | - What is your problem? - No one likes a meter maid, dude. |
1299 | 01:22:51,675 | 01:22:54,314 | I know. I'm trying to change that though by engaging in a... | I know. I'm trying to change that though by engaging in a... |
1300 | 01:22:55,804 | 01:22:56,889 | No one cares! | No one cares! |
1301 | 01:22:57,681 | 01:22:59,183 | Here we go. Hang on. | Here we go. Hang on. |
1302 | 01:23:09,168 | 01:23:10,235 | Here comes backup. | Here comes backup. |
1303 | 01:23:12,404 | 01:23:15,741 | (HORN BLARING) | (HORN BLARING) |
1304 | 01:23:18,577 | 01:23:19,620 | Timmy! | Timmy! |
1305 | 01:23:28,045 | 01:23:29,755 | - Prepare for impact! - (GROWLS) | - Prepare for impact! - (GROWLS) |
1306 | 01:23:55,489 | 01:23:57,324 | (TRUCK CRASHES) | (TRUCK CRASHES) |
1307 | 01:24:20,556 | 01:24:21,807 | Mistakes were made. | Mistakes were made. |
1308 | 01:24:24,268 | 01:24:25,352 | TIMMY: But not today. | TIMMY: But not today. |
1309 | 01:24:26,061 | 01:24:27,938 | Today, I would act like a professional. | Today, I would act like a professional. |
1310 | 01:24:28,689 | 01:24:29,815 | A real professional. | A real professional. |
1311 | 01:24:30,190 | 01:24:32,609 | And let local law enforcement do their job. | And let local law enforcement do their job. |
1312 | 01:24:35,779 | 01:24:37,072 | FEMALE VOICE: You, in the truck. | FEMALE VOICE: You, in the truck. |
1313 | 01:24:37,948 | 01:24:39,116 | I can't get by. | I can't get by. |
1314 | 01:24:39,950 | 01:24:44,788 | Move you and your big, fat dog out of my way. | Move you and your big, fat dog out of my way. |
1315 | 01:24:48,250 | 01:24:49,251 | TIMMY: So I did. | TIMMY: So I did. |
1316 | 01:24:50,460 | 01:24:51,587 | And it hurt. | And it hurt. |
1317 | 01:25:01,138 | 01:25:04,391 | Timmy! Hi! Hi, are you okay? Tell me you're okay. | Timmy! Hi! Hi, are you okay? Tell me you're okay. |
1318 | 01:25:05,225 | 01:25:07,185 | - I'm okay. - You're okay? Okay. | - I'm okay. - You're okay? Okay. |
1319 | 01:25:07,644 | 01:25:09,938 | - He's okay? - He's okay and he's very lucky. | - He's okay? - He's okay and he's very lucky. |
1320 | 01:25:10,427 | 01:25:12,277 | - I'll give you two a moment. - Okay. Thank you. | - I'll give you two a moment. - Okay. Thank you. |
1321 | 01:25:13,597 | 01:25:16,822 | I'm sorry it took me so long to get here. I came here as soon as Crispin called me. | I'm sorry it took me so long to get here. I came here as soon as Crispin called me. |
1322 | 01:25:17,112 | 01:25:19,364 | - Where's Crispin? - Talking to the police. | - Where's Crispin? - Talking to the police. |
1323 | 01:25:20,073 | 01:25:23,035 | - We apprehended the purse snatcher. - You did? That's good. | - We apprehended the purse snatcher. - You did? That's good. |
1324 | 01:25:23,882 | 01:25:25,907 | Oh, God! I'm just... I'm just happy that you're safe. | Oh, God! I'm just... I'm just happy that you're safe. |
1325 | 01:25:26,330 | 01:25:27,497 | I thought that something... | I thought that something... |
1326 | 01:25:30,083 | 01:25:32,002 | I thought something bad had happened to you. | I thought something bad had happened to you. |
1327 | 01:25:32,961 | 01:25:35,422 | And they didn't... they didn't tell me what happened. | And they didn't... they didn't tell me what happened. |
1328 | 01:25:35,505 | 01:25:36,632 | So, I... I didn't know... | So, I... I didn't know... |
1329 | 01:25:38,550 | 01:25:40,052 | - Oh. God! - I'm sorry. | - Oh. God! - I'm sorry. |
1330 | 01:25:43,680 | 01:25:44,806 | You... you are? | You... you are? |
1331 | 01:25:45,682 | 01:25:48,685 | Yes. I was just trying to get my agency back. | Yes. I was just trying to get my agency back. |
1332 | 01:25:49,519 | 01:25:50,562 | I need it. | I need it. |
1333 | 01:25:51,480 | 01:25:53,545 | Especially if I have to go to middle school. | Especially if I have to go to middle school. |
1334 | 01:26:10,666 | 01:26:12,959 | I want you to have your agency back. | I want you to have your agency back. |
1335 | 01:26:14,461 | 01:26:16,171 | - But you said... - I know what I said. | - But you said... - I know what I said. |
1336 | 01:26:19,633 | 01:26:22,094 | I was upset, I made a mistake. | I was upset, I made a mistake. |
1337 | 01:26:23,303 | 01:26:24,304 | You did? | You did? |
1338 | 01:26:25,472 | 01:26:26,473 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1339 | 01:26:27,891 | 01:26:30,936 | Yeah. I make... I make lots of them. | Yeah. I make... I make lots of them. |
1340 | 01:26:32,229 | 01:26:33,230 | So do I. | So do I. |
1341 | 01:26:35,565 | 01:26:36,608 | Well... | Well... |
1342 | 01:26:37,734 | 01:26:39,300 | we are both going to do better. | we are both going to do better. |
1343 | 01:26:39,945 | 01:26:42,322 | - Together, okay? - Affirmative. | - Together, okay? - Affirmative. |
1344 | 01:26:45,033 | 01:26:46,451 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
1345 | 01:26:49,287 | 01:26:52,582 | Note to file. Reconsider hiring Mom. | Note to file. Reconsider hiring Mom. |
1346 | 01:27:03,969 | 01:27:06,513 | - Hello. - Geez. Hey! | - Hello. - Geez. Hey! |
1347 | 01:27:07,013 | 01:27:09,433 | Timmy! How are you doing, buddy? | Timmy! How are you doing, buddy? |
1348 | 01:27:10,206 | 01:27:11,726 | I'm here on professional matters. | I'm here on professional matters. |
1349 | 01:27:16,273 | 01:27:19,151 | Rally for Animal Awareness Month. Right on! | Rally for Animal Awareness Month. Right on! |
1350 | 01:27:20,026 | 01:27:22,529 | - I'll try to come. - I could use the backup. | - I'll try to come. - I could use the backup. |
1351 | 01:27:23,202 | 01:27:25,490 | Hey, you know what? I stumbled upon something | Hey, you know what? I stumbled upon something |
1352 | 01:27:25,574 | 01:27:27,534 | you might be interested in. It's... | you might be interested in. It's... |
1353 | 01:27:29,494 | 01:27:30,746 | It's Russia related. | It's Russia related. |
1354 | 01:27:33,498 | 01:27:36,042 | TIMMY: My mother will be at the rally, for your information. | TIMMY: My mother will be at the rally, for your information. |
1355 | 01:27:36,168 | 01:27:37,169 | CRISPIN: Oh, yeah? | CRISPIN: Oh, yeah? |
1356 | 01:27:37,335 | 01:27:39,379 | - She still mad at me? - TIMMY: Affirmative. | - She still mad at me? - TIMMY: Affirmative. |
1357 | 01:27:40,088 | 01:27:43,091 | - But the ice is breaking. - Yeah. I really screwed up. | - But the ice is breaking. - Yeah. I really screwed up. |
1358 | 01:27:43,800 | 01:27:46,368 | - Mistakes were made. - Yeah. Story of my life. | - Mistakes were made. - Yeah. Story of my life. |
1359 | 01:27:46,728 | 01:27:47,729 | Mine too. | Mine too. |
1360 | 01:27:51,183 | 01:27:52,392 | It was illegally parked. | It was illegally parked. |
1361 | 01:27:53,435 | 01:27:54,436 | Impossible. | Impossible. |
1362 | 01:27:55,479 | 01:27:57,314 | - Did you tell my mother? - No. | - Did you tell my mother? - No. |
1363 | 01:27:57,397 | 01:27:59,274 | I just saw it this morning during inventory. | I just saw it this morning during inventory. |
1364 | 01:28:00,005 | 01:28:01,305 | How do you want to play it? | How do you want to play it? |
1365 | 01:28:02,903 | 01:28:06,531 | Note to file. Possible police collusion with the Russians. | Note to file. Possible police collusion with the Russians. |
1366 | 01:28:10,827 | 01:28:15,332 | TIMMY: The crimes were piling up. Gunnar's backpack, A dead hamster, | TIMMY: The crimes were piling up. Gunnar's backpack, A dead hamster, |
1367 | 01:28:15,555 | 01:28:16,775 | and double-dealing cops. | and double-dealing cops. |
1368 | 01:28:17,417 | 01:28:19,920 | But was I surprised? Negative. | But was I surprised? Negative. |
1369 | 01:28:20,253 | 01:28:21,838 | After all, this was Portland. | After all, this was Portland. |
1370 | 01:28:22,464 | 01:28:25,217 | Stumptown. A place rife with crime... | Stumptown. A place rife with crime... |
1371 | 01:28:25,926 | 01:28:28,386 | corruption, and Russians. | corruption, and Russians. |
1372 | 01:28:41,441 | 01:28:43,902 | Thank you to the Carverette Elementary Student Teacher Band. | Thank you to the Carverette Elementary Student Teacher Band. |
1373 | 01:28:44,110 | 01:28:46,488 | And thank you all for being here today. | And thank you all for being here today. |
1374 | 01:28:46,947 | 01:28:50,742 | Our young activists worked very hard to put this all together. | Our young activists worked very hard to put this all together. |
1375 | 01:28:50,867 | 01:28:52,118 | And I'm damn proud of them. | And I'm damn proud of them. |
1376 | 01:28:52,661 | 01:28:53,870 | And you should be, too. | And you should be, too. |
1377 | 01:28:55,330 | 01:28:56,331 | I'm serious. | I'm serious. |
1378 | 01:28:56,832 | 01:28:57,833 | Clap. | Clap. |
1379 | 01:29:01,420 | 01:29:02,421 | Good. | Good. |
1380 | 01:29:03,380 | 01:29:06,883 | Now, welcome our student organizer, Molly Moskins. | Now, welcome our student organizer, Molly Moskins. |
1381 | 01:29:10,127 | 01:29:11,221 | MALE VOICE: Yes, Molly! | MALE VOICE: Yes, Molly! |
1382 | 01:29:12,264 | 01:29:14,558 | - Where's Timmy? - I don't see him. | - Where's Timmy? - I don't see him. |
1383 | 01:29:14,724 | 01:29:17,060 | - MOLLY: Thank you. - Or my Segway, for that matter. | - MOLLY: Thank you. - Or my Segway, for that matter. |
1384 | 01:29:17,727 | 01:29:19,145 | - Oh, yeah. - MOLLY: Welcome, everyone. | - Oh, yeah. - MOLLY: Welcome, everyone. |
1385 | 01:29:19,271 | 01:29:20,397 | - What? - Nothing. | - What? - Nothing. |
1386 | 01:29:20,944 | 01:29:24,526 | We, the students of Carverette Elementary School, | We, the students of Carverette Elementary School, |
1387 | 01:29:24,943 | 01:29:29,698 | urge you to join us in celebrating the glory that is the animal world, | urge you to join us in celebrating the glory that is the animal world, |
1388 | 01:29:30,031 | 01:29:32,951 | in our commitment to wildlife conservation. | in our commitment to wildlife conservation. |
1389 | 01:29:34,160 | 01:29:37,372 | We dedicate this rally to our late class hamster, | We dedicate this rally to our late class hamster, |
1390 | 01:29:37,497 | 01:29:39,249 | the beloved Hammy Ham. | the beloved Hammy Ham. |
1391 | 01:29:39,570 | 01:29:41,251 | May his soul rest in peace. | May his soul rest in peace. |
1392 | 01:29:43,359 | 01:29:48,049 | And now, please welcome to the stage, Timmy Failure. | And now, please welcome to the stage, Timmy Failure. |
1393 | 01:29:48,967 | 01:29:49,968 | No. | No. |
1394 | 01:29:53,263 | 01:29:55,804 | There's Timmy. And he has your Segway. | There's Timmy. And he has your Segway. |
1395 | 01:29:56,633 | 01:29:57,634 | He does. | He does. |
1396 | 01:30:01,521 | 01:30:03,940 | (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER) | (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER) |
1397 | 01:30:08,111 | 01:30:09,696 | Greetings, fellow humans. | Greetings, fellow humans. |
1398 | 01:30:14,034 | 01:30:15,035 | Oh, boy. | Oh, boy. |
1399 | 01:30:16,870 | 01:30:21,166 | Please be advised that this school has a "no polar bear" policy on campus. | Please be advised that this school has a "no polar bear" policy on campus. |
1400 | 01:30:21,750 | 01:30:23,376 | That is not just. | That is not just. |
1401 | 01:30:24,085 | 01:30:25,086 | I'm gonna kill him. | I'm gonna kill him. |
1402 | 01:30:25,629 | 01:30:27,881 | You're the one who told him to stand up and be heard. | You're the one who told him to stand up and be heard. |
1403 | 01:30:29,090 | 01:30:32,010 | A polar bear may be different. He may be lazy. | A polar bear may be different. He may be lazy. |
1404 | 01:30:32,677 | 01:30:36,348 | He may eat garbage and he may have a poor attitude. | He may eat garbage and he may have a poor attitude. |
1405 | 01:30:37,182 | 01:30:40,226 | But, he is also a vulnerable species | But, he is also a vulnerable species |
1406 | 01:30:40,769 | 01:30:42,228 | and worth protecting. | and worth protecting. |
1407 | 01:30:45,190 | 01:30:49,861 | For a polar bear is loyal, and noble, and capable of greatness. | For a polar bear is loyal, and noble, and capable of greatness. |
1408 | 01:30:51,780 | 01:30:56,368 | In fact, all of the animals in this rally are capable of greatness. | In fact, all of the animals in this rally are capable of greatness. |
1409 | 01:31:01,081 | 01:31:03,416 | - Right on. - Oh, he's so delicious. | - Right on. - Oh, he's so delicious. |
1410 | 01:31:04,793 | 01:31:07,462 | So, it may be time for us to move on to middle school. | So, it may be time for us to move on to middle school. |
1411 | 01:31:07,963 | 01:31:11,216 | It may be time for us to adapt to a new way of life. | It may be time for us to adapt to a new way of life. |
1412 | 01:31:11,855 | 01:31:15,428 | But it will never be time for us to stop being us. | But it will never be time for us to stop being us. |
1413 | 01:31:19,432 | 01:31:23,019 | You can tell that to our parents, you can tell that to our teachers, | You can tell that to our parents, you can tell that to our teachers, |
1414 | 01:31:23,645 | 01:31:25,146 | and you can tell that to the Russians. | and you can tell that to the Russians. |
1415 | 01:31:27,357 | 01:31:28,650 | Go, Timmy! | Go, Timmy! |
1416 | 01:31:30,318 | 01:31:33,822 | God bless Carverette Elementary, God bless Portland, | God bless Carverette Elementary, God bless Portland, |
1417 | 01:31:34,155 | 01:31:36,491 | and God bless Fredrick Crocus! | and God bless Fredrick Crocus! |
1418 | 01:31:37,117 | 01:31:40,412 | (ALL CHEER, APPLAUD) | (ALL CHEER, APPLAUD) |
1419 | 01:31:46,835 | 01:31:50,088 | (MUSIC PLAYING) | (MUSIC PLAYING) |
1420 | 01:32:03,850 | 01:32:06,050 | TIMMY: It was a moment of unmitigated triumph. | TIMMY: It was a moment of unmitigated triumph. |
1421 | 01:32:11,443 | 01:32:13,069 | I only wish that Fredrick Crocus, | I only wish that Fredrick Crocus, |
1422 | 01:32:13,725 | 01:32:16,698 | an educator unrivaled, could have been here to witness it. | an educator unrivaled, could have been here to witness it. |
1423 | 01:32:23,371 | 01:32:25,002 | But then I knew why he wasn't. | But then I knew why he wasn't. |
1424 | 01:32:30,670 | 01:32:36,009 | Save me! | Save me! |
1425 | 01:32:42,963 | 01:32:44,588 | TIMMY: She was plotting more evil... | TIMMY: She was plotting more evil... |
1426 | 01:32:46,686 | 01:32:48,938 | and we would be there to stop it. | and we would be there to stop it. |
1427 | 01:32:52,317 | 01:32:56,571 | (MUSIC PLAYING) | (MUSIC PLAYING) |
1428 | 01:32:58,323 | 01:33:02,619 | There's a man who leads a life of danger | There's a man who leads a life of danger |
1429 | 01:33:03,953 | 01:33:08,666 | To everyone he meets he stays a stranger | To everyone he meets he stays a stranger |
1430 | 01:33:09,793 | 01:33:15,340 | With every move he makes Another chance he takes | With every move he makes Another chance he takes |
1431 | 01:33:16,216 | 01:33:20,053 | Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow | Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow |
1432 | 01:33:21,387 | 01:33:27,268 | Secret agent man, secret agent man | Secret agent man, secret agent man |
1433 | 01:33:27,685 | 01:33:33,024 | They've given you a number And taken away your name | They've given you a number And taken away your name |
1434 | 01:33:38,571 | 01:33:42,367 | Beware of pretty faces that you find | Beware of pretty faces that you find |
1435 | 01:33:44,494 | 01:33:49,582 | A pretty face can hide an evil mind | A pretty face can hide an evil mind |
1436 | 01:33:49,916 | 01:33:55,839 | Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away | Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away |
1437 | 01:33:56,881 | 01:34:00,760 | Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow | Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow |
1438 | 01:34:02,053 | 01:34:07,976 | Secret agent man, secret agent man | Secret agent man, secret agent man |
1439 | 01:34:08,351 | 01:34:13,940 | They've given you a number And taken away your name | They've given you a number And taken away your name |
1440 | 01:34:42,802 | 01:34:48,850 | Secret agent man, secret agent man | Secret agent man, secret agent man |
1441 | 01:34:49,058 | 01:34:54,564 | They've given you a number And taken away your name | They've given you a number And taken away your name |
1442 | 01:35:00,069 | 01:35:04,115 | Swingin' on the Riviera one day | Swingin' on the Riviera one day |
1443 | 01:35:05,408 | 01:35:10,788 | And then layin' in the Bombay alley Next day | And then layin' in the Bombay alley Next day |
1444 | 01:35:11,247 | 01:35:17,545 | Oh no, you let the wrong word slip While kissing persuasive lips | Oh no, you let the wrong word slip While kissing persuasive lips |
1445 | 01:35:17,837 | 01:35:22,008 | The odds are you won't live To see tomorrow | The odds are you won't live To see tomorrow |
1446 | 01:35:23,384 | 01:35:29,390 | Secret agent man, secret agent man | Secret agent man, secret agent man |
1447 | 01:35:29,641 | 01:35:35,313 | They've given you a number And taken away your name | They've given you a number And taken away your name |
1448 | 01:35:45,156 | 01:35:47,659 | Secret agent man | Secret agent man |
1449 | 01:35:52,455 | 01:35:56,960 | (MUSIC PLAYING) | (MUSIC PLAYING) |