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1	00:00:00,735	00:00:03,971	[METAL CRANKING]	[METAL CRANKING]
2	00:00:07,307	00:00:09,376	[METAL CLINKS]	[METAL CLINKS]
3	00:00:28,660	00:00:33,660	Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org	Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org
4	00:00:35,402	00:00:36,971	[BUZZER BUZZING]	[BUZZER BUZZING]
5	00:00:37,004	00:00:41,575	TJ: Middle finger to the judges because I ain't on trial.	TJ: Middle finger to the judges because I ain't on trial.
6	00:00:41,608	00:00:43,577	Props Caitlyn Jenner because there's a lot	Props Caitlyn Jenner because there's a lot
7	00:00:43,610	00:00:45,545	of bitch niggas that's still in denial.	of bitch niggas that's still in denial.
8	00:00:45,579	00:00:48,415	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
9	00:00:48,448	00:00:50,517	- TJ: Yeah, dope on that. - MAN: Uh-hmm.	- TJ: Yeah, dope on that. - MAN: Uh-hmm.
10	00:00:50,550	00:00:52,319	TJ: Put a sponge on that.	TJ: Put a sponge on that.
11	00:00:52,352	00:00:55,355	They call me boomerang dick because I come on back.	They call me boomerang dick because I come on back.
12	00:00:55,388	00:00:58,558	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
13	00:00:58,592	00:01:00,627	TJ: They going out for the mom like...	TJ: They going out for the mom like...
14	00:01:00,660	00:01:02,462	- MAN: Oh, yeah. - MAN: Oh, yeah.	- MAN: Oh, yeah. - MAN: Oh, yeah.
15	00:01:02,496	00:01:05,499	TJ: I'm going in like two fingers on prom night.	TJ: I'm going in like two fingers on prom night.
16	00:01:05,532	00:01:08,602	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
17	00:01:10,004	00:01:13,074	TJ: I get my inspiration from my folks and ancestors.	TJ: I get my inspiration from my folks and ancestors.
18	00:01:13,107	00:01:15,342	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
19	00:01:15,375	00:01:16,744	TJ: Me and my family stick together	TJ: Me and my family stick together
20	00:01:16,778	00:01:18,079	like thighs on pressure.	like thighs on pressure.
21	00:01:18,112	00:01:21,448	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
22	00:01:21,481	00:01:22,482	TJ: Bar.	TJ: Bar.
23	00:01:24,752	00:01:27,955	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
24	00:01:27,989	00:01:29,724	RACHEL: My name is Rachel Cho.	RACHEL: My name is Rachel Cho.
25	00:01:29,757	00:01:31,491	But my friends call me Rache.	But my friends call me Rache.
26	00:01:31,525	00:01:33,393	Pretty soon, I'll be graduating from one	Pretty soon, I'll be graduating from one
27	00:01:33,426	00:01:35,997	of the top universities in the country.	of the top universities in the country.
28	00:01:36,030	00:01:37,697	I have so much to look forward to.	I have so much to look forward to.
29	00:01:37,732	00:01:39,366	I'm moving back in with my parents	I'm moving back in with my parents
30	00:01:39,399	00:01:40,735	and I'll probably start waiting tables	and I'll probably start waiting tables
31	00:01:40,768	00:01:42,402	to help pay off my student loans.	to help pay off my student loans.
32	00:01:42,435	00:01:44,538	Surprisingly, this is the same plan shared	Surprisingly, this is the same plan shared
33	00:01:44,571	00:01:46,606	by much of my graduating class.	by much of my graduating class.
34	00:01:46,640	00:01:48,408	We're having to come to terms with the fact	We're having to come to terms with the fact
35	00:01:48,441	00:01:51,444	that college debt does not miraculously blossom	that college debt does not miraculously blossom
36	00:01:51,478	00:01:52,880	into a promising career.	into a promising career.
37	00:01:52,914	00:01:55,448	In fact, college debt and promising careers	In fact, college debt and promising careers
38	00:01:55,482	00:01:58,052	have no relation, whatsoever.	have no relation, whatsoever.
39	00:01:58,085	00:02:00,353	I've maintained a 3.4 GPA	I've maintained a 3.4 GPA
40	00:02:00,387	00:02:01,823	and done everything I was told to do,	and done everything I was told to do,
41	00:02:01,856	00:02:03,958	but I don't think it's working.	but I don't think it's working.
42	00:02:03,991	00:02:06,060	You know what's even more depressing?	You know what's even more depressing?
43	00:02:06,093	00:02:08,461	Reading the blog of a felon who's more optimistic	Reading the blog of a felon who's more optimistic
44	00:02:08,495	00:02:10,798	about his future than I am of mine.	about his future than I am of mine.
45	00:02:10,832	00:02:12,066	I'm talking about a man who spent...	I'm talking about a man who spent...
46	00:02:12,099	00:02:13,600	- Careful. - RACHEL: ...more years	- Careful. - RACHEL: ...more years
47	00:02:13,633	00:02:15,602	in confinement than I've been alive.	in confinement than I've been alive.
48	00:02:15,635	00:02:16,771	BRIAN: This is nuts.	BRIAN: This is nuts.
49	00:02:16,804	00:02:18,072	RACHEL: And he has a clear vision	RACHEL: And he has a clear vision
50	00:02:18,105	00:02:19,506	for his future than anyone I know.	for his future than anyone I know.
51	00:02:19,539	00:02:20,708	BRIAN: More, more, more, more.	BRIAN: More, more, more, more.
52	00:02:20,741	00:02:21,943	RACHEL: Including my professors.	RACHEL: Including my professors.
53	00:02:21,976	00:02:23,510	BRIAN: Stop.	BRIAN: Stop.
54	00:02:23,543	00:02:24,912	RACHEL: I have to meet this man face to face.	RACHEL: I have to meet this man face to face.
55	00:02:24,946	00:02:26,781	BRIAN: Got it.	BRIAN: Got it.
56	00:02:26,814	00:02:28,149	RACHEL: My final film assignment	RACHEL: My final film assignment
57	00:02:28,182	00:02:29,851	is a 10-minute short	is a 10-minute short
58	00:02:29,884	00:02:31,719	which explores the contrast between my bleak...	which explores the contrast between my bleak...
59	00:02:31,752	00:02:33,420	Hello?	Hello?
60	00:02:33,453	00:02:35,790	...uncertainty as a soon-to-be college grad	...uncertainty as a soon-to-be college grad
61	00:02:35,823	00:02:38,860	and the adrenalizing confidence of a convict	and the adrenalizing confidence of a convict
62	00:02:38,893	00:02:40,761	soon to be paroled from here.	soon to be paroled from here.
63	00:02:40,795	00:02:44,431	The Miami-Daye Correctional Facility.	The Miami-Daye Correctional Facility.
64	00:02:44,464	00:02:46,666	RACHEL: The optimism in your blog is...	RACHEL: The optimism in your blog is...
65	00:02:46,701	00:02:48,903	TJ: Hotter than Sriracha.	TJ: Hotter than Sriracha.
66	00:02:48,936	00:02:50,637	That works too.	That works too.
67	00:02:50,670	00:02:52,606	It's actually what inspired me to interview you.	It's actually what inspired me to interview you.
68	00:02:52,639	00:02:54,141	TJ: If that shit inspired you,	TJ: If that shit inspired you,
69	00:02:54,175	00:02:57,111	I got this seminar called, "What You See Is What You Saw."	I got this seminar called, "What You See Is What You Saw."
70	00:02:57,144	00:02:58,980	That shit go hard in the paint.	That shit go hard in the paint.
71	00:02:59,013	00:03:00,147	RACHEL: Can you perform some of it?	RACHEL: Can you perform some of it?
72	00:03:00,181	00:03:01,148	Maybe I can put it in my short.	Maybe I can put it in my short.
73	00:03:01,182	00:03:02,817	I can a little bit.	I can a little bit.
74	00:03:02,850	00:03:04,551	I can make you a little... hot little 10-minute set.	I can make you a little... hot little 10-minute set.
75	00:03:04,584	00:03:06,020	Okay. Here go a little piece I just...	Okay. Here go a little piece I just...
76	00:03:06,053	00:03:07,121	I just finished off.	I just finished off.
77	00:03:07,154	00:03:09,824	But it's a little story of hope.	But it's a little story of hope.
78	00:03:09,857	00:03:13,493	I once knew this kid, 10-year-old boy,	I once knew this kid, 10-year-old boy,
79	00:03:13,526	00:03:16,130	and his parents named him Monica.	and his parents named him Monica.
80	00:03:16,163	00:03:19,033	They thought naming him Monica would help build character.	They thought naming him Monica would help build character.
81	00:03:19,066	00:03:23,905	And they spelled the shit M-Y-N-I-G-G-A, Monica.	And they spelled the shit M-Y-N-I-G-G-A, Monica.
82	00:03:23,938	00:03:26,107	CO. LAYNE: All right, TJ. Sit the fuck down.	CO. LAYNE: All right, TJ. Sit the fuck down.
83	00:03:26,140	00:03:28,943	Oh, I asked him to perform a little bit of his seminar.	Oh, I asked him to perform a little bit of his seminar.
84	00:03:28,976	00:03:30,443	Yes, ma'am. And I'm telling him to do it	Yes, ma'am. And I'm telling him to do it
85	00:03:30,477	00:03:31,879	with his ass in the seat.	with his ass in the seat.
86	00:03:31,913	00:03:33,680	Make me say it again, there's not gonna be an interview.	Make me say it again, there's not gonna be an interview.
87	00:03:33,714	00:03:35,482	Actually, come tomorrow and collect that Gate Money,	Actually, come tomorrow and collect that Gate Money,
88	00:03:35,515	00:03:36,984	- so you know. - RACHEL: What's "Gate Money?"	- so you know. - RACHEL: What's "Gate Money?"
89	00:03:37,018	00:03:38,719	TJ: You give like a hundred dollars in a bus ticket.	TJ: You give like a hundred dollars in a bus ticket.
90	00:03:38,753	00:03:40,453	You know what I'm saying? When you get out of prison,	You know what I'm saying? When you get out of prison,
91	00:03:40,487	00:03:41,722	this is the way if you want, you know.	this is the way if you want, you know.
92	00:03:41,756	00:03:42,957	We can do this interview in the fresh air	We can do this interview in the fresh air
93	00:03:42,990	00:03:44,191	while I smoke my Newport.	while I smoke my Newport.
94	00:03:44,225	00:03:46,160	- What did I say, TJ? - I'm sitting down.	- What did I say, TJ? - I'm sitting down.
95	00:03:46,193	00:03:48,062	All right. I'm sitting down.	All right. I'm sitting down.
96	00:03:48,095	00:03:49,764	- CO. LAYNE: Come on. - TJ: I was sitting down.	- CO. LAYNE: Come on. - TJ: I was sitting down.
97	00:03:49,797	00:03:51,531	- CO. LAYNE: Roll over. - TJ: That's what I was doing.	- CO. LAYNE: Roll over. - TJ: That's what I was doing.
98	00:03:51,564	00:03:52,833	Nigga, hold up. Look, wait, wait, hold up.	Nigga, hold up. Look, wait, wait, hold up.
99	00:03:52,867	00:03:55,036	RACHEL: Are you serious? Excuse me.	RACHEL: Are you serious? Excuse me.
100	00:03:55,069	00:03:57,038	CO. LAYNE: Turn over, TJ. Turn over.	CO. LAYNE: Turn over, TJ. Turn over.
101	00:03:57,071	00:03:58,538	TJ: You're getting this shit on camera?	TJ: You're getting this shit on camera?
102	00:03:58,571	00:04:00,074	You're getting this shit on camera?	You're getting this shit on camera?
103	00:04:00,107	00:04:01,809	- You see how they do? - CO. LAYNE: Why are you trying	- You see how they do? - CO. LAYNE: Why are you trying
104	00:04:01,842	00:04:03,476	to fuck this up, TJ? You're fucking it up.	to fuck this up, TJ? You're fucking it up.
105	00:04:03,510	00:04:05,012	- CO. LAYNE: Okay. - RACHEL: What is your problem?	- CO. LAYNE: Okay. - RACHEL: What is your problem?
106	00:04:05,046	00:04:06,513	We have a permit to film this.	We have a permit to film this.
107	00:04:06,546	00:04:07,815	CO. LAYNE: Do you have a permit to film me?	CO. LAYNE: Do you have a permit to film me?
108	00:04:07,848	00:04:09,150	I do not think so. Shut that thing off.	I do not think so. Shut that thing off.
109	00:04:09,183	00:04:10,517	RACHEL: Serious?	RACHEL: Serious?
110	00:04:10,550	00:04:12,552	- See how they do? - MAN: You got him.	- See how they do? - MAN: You got him.
111	00:04:12,585	00:04:14,088	[CHUCKLES] Enjoy.	[CHUCKLES] Enjoy.
112	00:04:14,121	00:04:15,222	- MAN: Hey. - Prime time TV.	- MAN: Hey. - Prime time TV.
113	00:04:16,290	00:04:18,826	I appreciate you sticking up for a nigga, you know, but...	I appreciate you sticking up for a nigga, you know, but...
114	00:04:18,859	00:04:20,660	this is what they do.	this is what they do.
115	00:04:20,694	00:04:23,230	You know, they'll come tomorrow, TJ on their skip duty. Heard me?	You know, they'll come tomorrow, TJ on their skip duty. Heard me?
116	00:04:23,264	00:04:26,100	RACHEL: Shouldn't Officer Layne be reported for kicking you?	RACHEL: Shouldn't Officer Layne be reported for kicking you?
117	00:04:26,133	00:04:27,835	What about the next inmate?	What about the next inmate?
118	00:04:27,868	00:04:28,869	What about him?	What about him?
119	00:04:30,004	00:04:31,906	Let's say I file a complaint, it make it all the way up	Let's say I file a complaint, it make it all the way up
120	00:04:31,939	00:04:33,174	to the Inspector General's office.	to the Inspector General's office.
121	00:04:33,207	00:04:35,943	Still it's my word against white folks.	Still it's my word against white folks.
122	00:04:35,977	00:04:37,544	First time in my life, I can see the light	First time in my life, I can see the light
123	00:04:37,577	00:04:38,946	at the end of the fucking tunnel.	at the end of the fucking tunnel.
124	00:04:38,980	00:04:41,614	It ain't just some nigga burning a cigarette in the dark.	It ain't just some nigga burning a cigarette in the dark.
125	00:04:41,648	00:04:42,615	You heard me?	You heard me?
126	00:04:42,649	00:04:43,784	So, I got to decide.	So, I got to decide.
127	00:04:43,818	00:04:46,087	Do I want justice or do I want freedom?	Do I want justice or do I want freedom?
128	00:04:46,120	00:04:49,223	- RACHEL: Why not both? - Both?	- RACHEL: Why not both? - Both?
129	00:04:49,256	00:04:51,658	You're a vegan or something, huh?	You're a vegan or something, huh?
130	00:04:51,691	00:04:52,960	Well, she wild as shit.	Well, she wild as shit.
131	00:04:52,994	00:04:54,795	People always seem amazed with the fact	People always seem amazed with the fact
132	00:04:54,829	00:04:56,297	that I could be so, you know,	that I could be so, you know,
133	00:04:56,330	00:04:58,733	I could be such a visionary from behind these walls.	I could be such a visionary from behind these walls.
134	00:04:58,766	00:05:00,801	Anything is possible, understand? You can do it.	Anything is possible, understand? You can do it.
135	00:05:00,835	00:05:02,136	It's just like... it's like prison pussy,	It's just like... it's like prison pussy,
136	00:05:02,169	00:05:05,206	you know, you just got to use your imagination.	you know, you just got to use your imagination.
137	00:05:05,239	00:05:07,174	You need to get good to you.	You need to get good to you.
138	00:05:07,208	00:05:08,675	Niggas just think you just walk up	Niggas just think you just walk up
139	00:05:08,709	00:05:10,911	out the prison like you do in a movie.	out the prison like you do in a movie.
140	00:05:10,945	00:05:12,645	And I got a lot to prove, man.	And I got a lot to prove, man.
141	00:05:12,679	00:05:14,215	A lot to prove.	A lot to prove.
142	00:05:14,248	00:05:16,083	You know, because there's a lot of folks out there,	You know, because there's a lot of folks out there,
143	00:05:16,117	00:05:18,019	they think I ain't shit but a runaway hamster, you know,	they think I ain't shit but a runaway hamster, you know,
144	00:05:18,052	00:05:20,788	because the nigga keep getting put back in that cage.	because the nigga keep getting put back in that cage.
145	00:05:20,821	00:05:23,290	When I get up out this bitch, I'ma be like stripper glitter.	When I get up out this bitch, I'ma be like stripper glitter.
146	00:05:23,324	00:05:25,192	Nigga, I'm rubbing off on everybody.	Nigga, I'm rubbing off on everybody.
147	00:05:25,226	00:05:26,160	Heard me?	Heard me?
148	00:05:27,028	00:05:28,996	- MAN: [INDISTINCT] - MAN: Two minutes.	- MAN: [INDISTINCT] - MAN: Two minutes.
149	00:05:29,030	00:05:32,166	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
150	00:05:32,199	00:05:36,303	MAN: I heard you put you on your bathtub [INDISTINCT]	MAN: I heard you put you on your bathtub [INDISTINCT]
151	00:05:38,172	00:05:40,141	I got to do a last minute review on my pre-release plan	I got to do a last minute review on my pre-release plan
152	00:05:40,174	00:05:42,309	to make sure a nigga capitalizing on all the options	to make sure a nigga capitalizing on all the options
153	00:05:42,343	00:05:44,111	available to me when I'm on the outside.	available to me when I'm on the outside.
154	00:05:44,145	00:05:45,578	- This way... - [DOOR OPENS]	- This way... - [DOOR OPENS]
155	00:05:45,612	00:05:47,148	Uh, no. Cameras are not allowed in here.	Uh, no. Cameras are not allowed in here.
156	00:05:47,181	00:05:49,183	TJ: But, Ms. Judy, it's the documentary starring me.	TJ: But, Ms. Judy, it's the documentary starring me.
157	00:05:49,216	00:05:51,886	So, obviously, the cameras got to go where I go.	So, obviously, the cameras got to go where I go.
158	00:05:51,919	00:05:53,220	Last I checked, you're the subject	Last I checked, you're the subject
159	00:05:53,254	00:05:55,222	of a 10-minute student film not The Green Mile.	of a 10-minute student film not The Green Mile.
160	00:05:55,256	00:05:56,991	- TJ: Okay. Can they just... - Uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, no.	- TJ: Okay. Can they just... - Uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, no.
161	00:05:57,024	00:05:58,625	TJ: Can they... can they film a nigga from the hallway?	TJ: Can they... can they film a nigga from the hallway?
162	00:06:00,227	00:06:01,095	Come here.	Come here.
163	00:06:02,096	00:06:03,330	Don't ever use that word in front of me again.	Don't ever use that word in front of me again.
164	00:06:03,364	00:06:06,033	- Yes, Ms. Judy. - Okay. Back up.	- Yes, Ms. Judy. - Okay. Back up.
165	00:06:07,234	00:06:09,203	[CLEARS THROAT] You wanna get him down?	[CLEARS THROAT] You wanna get him down?
166	00:06:09,236	00:06:11,005	- Thank you. - MAN: Wait, wait.	- Thank you. - MAN: Wait, wait.
167	00:06:11,038	00:06:13,107	Y'all just got to lay in the cut, okay?	Y'all just got to lay in the cut, okay?
168	00:06:13,140	00:06:14,909	Get one camera here	Get one camera here
169	00:06:14,942	00:06:17,144	then you get another camera here like this, right?	then you get another camera here like this, right?
170	00:06:17,178	00:06:18,712	And be phantom because it's like	And be phantom because it's like
171	00:06:18,746	00:06:20,748	that "catch the predator shit." Heard me?	that "catch the predator shit." Heard me?
172	00:06:23,751	00:06:25,618	MRS. JUDY: Hmm. You dye your hair?	MRS. JUDY: Hmm. You dye your hair?
173	00:06:25,652	00:06:26,653	- J. LINDAHL: No. - TJ: No.	- J. LINDAHL: No. - TJ: No.
174	00:06:28,856	00:06:31,826	Mr. Jackson, you haven't filed for any housing aid.	Mr. Jackson, you haven't filed for any housing aid.
175	00:06:31,859	00:06:34,627	You don't qualify for any child tax credits	You don't qualify for any child tax credits
176	00:06:34,661	00:06:36,063	or disability related benefits.	or disability related benefits.
177	00:06:36,097	00:06:37,998	What are your plans for employment?	What are your plans for employment?
178	00:06:38,032	00:06:40,101	TJ: Oh, I'ma just... I'm really just gonna start my company,	TJ: Oh, I'ma just... I'm really just gonna start my company,
179	00:06:40,134	00:06:42,069	follow my calling being a life coach,	follow my calling being a life coach,
180	00:06:42,103	00:06:44,805	motivational speaker, well-renowned.	motivational speaker, well-renowned.
181	00:06:44,839	00:06:45,873	Uh, okay.	Uh, okay.
182	00:06:45,906	00:06:48,075	Have you contacted your family,	Have you contacted your family,
183	00:06:48,109	00:06:49,343	arranged for room and board	arranged for room and board
184	00:06:49,376	00:06:50,845	or would you like us to help you with that?	or would you like us to help you with that?
185	00:06:50,878	00:06:52,246	TJ: Y'all kidding, right?	TJ: Y'all kidding, right?
186	00:06:52,279	00:06:54,782	My family probably waiting for me outside right now.	My family probably waiting for me outside right now.
187	00:06:54,815	00:06:56,417	Okay. When it comes to the Jackson family,	Okay. When it comes to the Jackson family,
188	00:06:56,450	00:06:58,252	I'm Michael, okay?	I'm Michael, okay?
189	00:06:58,285	00:07:00,721	They're probably gonna throw a big old block party for me.	They're probably gonna throw a big old block party for me.
190	00:07:00,754	00:07:02,056	Supposed to be a secret, but you know how it is,	Supposed to be a secret, but you know how it is,
191	00:07:02,089	00:07:03,190	- hood niggas talk. - Language.	- hood niggas talk. - Language.
192	00:07:03,224	00:07:04,758	TJ: Copy that. I'ma get me	TJ: Copy that. I'ma get me
193	00:07:04,792	00:07:06,060	a cool little spot in The Wood.	a cool little spot in The Wood.
194	00:07:06,093	00:07:07,194	Give me a sec.	Give me a sec.
195	00:07:07,228	00:07:08,929	ROBERT: Uh, Hollywood, Florida.	ROBERT: Uh, Hollywood, Florida.
196	00:07:08,963	00:07:11,232	TJ: Yeah, you know, caught me a whip.	TJ: Yeah, you know, caught me a whip.
197	00:07:11,265	00:07:12,399	- MRS. JUDY: And that's? - Vehicle.	- MRS. JUDY: And that's? - Vehicle.
198	00:07:12,433	00:07:13,801	- TJ: Yeah. - Uh-huh.	- TJ: Yeah. - Uh-huh.
199	00:07:13,834	00:07:15,769	ROBERT: I am a CLS for the department.	ROBERT: I am a CLS for the department.
200	00:07:15,803	00:07:18,939	Uh, Communications and Linguistics Specialist.	Uh, Communications and Linguistics Specialist.
201	00:07:18,973	00:07:20,407	One of the things we discovered	One of the things we discovered
202	00:07:20,441	00:07:22,276	was a major disconnect	was a major disconnect
203	00:07:22,309	00:07:26,347	between inmates and COs, uh, Corrections Officers,	between inmates and COs, uh, Corrections Officers,
204	00:07:26,380	00:07:28,849	primarily due to the street vernacular	primarily due to the street vernacular
205	00:07:28,883	00:07:30,317	that is used by inmates in prison.	that is used by inmates in prison.
206	00:07:30,351	00:07:33,454	So, I was a natural fit to step in and to translate.	So, I was a natural fit to step in and to translate.
207	00:07:33,487	00:07:35,688	It's gonna be like they throw a Scar Mitzvah for me.	It's gonna be like they throw a Scar Mitzvah for me.
208	00:07:35,723	00:07:36,857	You know, it's gonna be like that.	You know, it's gonna be like that.
209	00:07:36,891	00:07:38,392	ROBERT: Uh, it's the party you throw	ROBERT: Uh, it's the party you throw
210	00:07:38,425	00:07:41,729	when you sue the state for police brutality and win.	when you sue the state for police brutality and win.
211	00:07:41,762	00:07:44,265	- TJ: Yeah. Right. So, then... - Hang on.	- TJ: Yeah. Right. So, then... - Hang on.
212	00:07:44,298	00:07:45,733	The kids are... could you...	The kids are... could you...
213	00:07:45,766	00:07:47,334	J. LINDAHL: Uh, my job is to make sure	J. LINDAHL: Uh, my job is to make sure
214	00:07:47,368	00:07:48,936	that each inmate's transition	that each inmate's transition
215	00:07:48,969	00:07:53,407	back to civilian life is smooth and practical.	back to civilian life is smooth and practical.
216	00:07:53,440	00:07:56,810	And usually they move from here to a "halfway home" to help them	And usually they move from here to a "halfway home" to help them
217	00:07:56,844	00:07:59,880	with that transition back to civilian life.	with that transition back to civilian life.
218	00:07:59,914	00:08:01,849	But, um, Mr. Jackson	But, um, Mr. Jackson
219	00:08:01,882	00:08:04,785	opted to spend his halfway time	opted to spend his halfway time
220	00:08:04,818	00:08:05,886	here at the prison.	here at the prison.
221	00:08:05,920	00:08:08,822	I have never seen him get a visitor.	I have never seen him get a visitor.
222	00:08:08,856	00:08:10,424	Uh, he hasn't had any phone calls.	Uh, he hasn't had any phone calls.
223	00:08:10,457	00:08:12,426	He maybe had one letter	He maybe had one letter
224	00:08:12,459	00:08:14,895	and that's what prompts my concerns.	and that's what prompts my concerns.
225	00:08:14,929	00:08:17,031	Without a community to lean on,	Without a community to lean on,
226	00:08:17,064	00:08:18,899	prisoners usually end up	prisoners usually end up
227	00:08:18,933	00:08:22,303	back here with us...	back here with us...
228	00:08:23,337	00:08:24,805	for another round.	for another round.
229	00:08:24,838	00:08:27,808	TJ: Most y'all know me as TJ. Heard me?	TJ: Most y'all know me as TJ. Heard me?
230	00:08:27,841	00:08:29,944	But my government name is Tijuana Jackson.	But my government name is Tijuana Jackson.
231	00:08:29,977	00:08:31,145	Life coach with a goon-hand,	Life coach with a goon-hand,
232	00:08:31,178	00:08:33,414	motivational speaker, real nigga shit.	motivational speaker, real nigga shit.
233	00:08:33,447	00:08:35,416	Now look, I know Ms. Judy usually don't like this,	Now look, I know Ms. Judy usually don't like this,
234	00:08:35,449	00:08:36,817	but maybe since it's my last day...	but maybe since it's my last day...
235	00:08:36,850	00:08:38,085	MRS. JUDY: Ah, don't even try it.	MRS. JUDY: Ah, don't even try it.
236	00:08:38,118	00:08:40,788	- Nope. - TJ: Okay. Uh, just checking.	- Nope. - TJ: Okay. Uh, just checking.
237	00:08:40,821	00:08:42,256	He knows better. He's just, uh...	He knows better. He's just, uh...
238	00:08:42,289	00:08:45,226	showboating for the cameras.	showboating for the cameras.
239	00:08:45,259	00:08:49,430	Mr. Jackson is one of our more colorful inmates.	Mr. Jackson is one of our more colorful inmates.
240	00:08:49,463	00:08:51,165	He fancies himself a life coach	He fancies himself a life coach
241	00:08:51,198	00:08:53,534	and a lot of the inmates do look up to him.	and a lot of the inmates do look up to him.
242	00:08:53,567	00:08:56,303	He has helped me just talk some sense	He has helped me just talk some sense
243	00:08:56,337	00:08:57,871	into some of these jits.	into some of these jits.
244	00:08:57,905	00:09:00,241	MAN: Who said [INDISTINCT] we can want [INDISTINCT]	MAN: Who said [INDISTINCT] we can want [INDISTINCT]
245	00:09:00,274	00:09:02,009	- Don't make me get loud. - MAN: Some bullshit.	- Don't make me get loud. - MAN: Some bullshit.
246	00:09:02,042	00:09:04,078	TJ: I got this sentence, you know,	TJ: I got this sentence, you know,
247	00:09:04,111	00:09:05,879	for siphoning gas out a school bus.	for siphoning gas out a school bus.
248	00:09:05,913	00:09:07,982	The shit was really like a little misdemeanor, you know.	The shit was really like a little misdemeanor, you know.
249	00:09:08,015	00:09:10,217	But it escalated to a felony, you know what I'm saying?	But it escalated to a felony, you know what I'm saying?
250	00:09:10,251	00:09:12,019	Because nigga's smoking a cigarette	Because nigga's smoking a cigarette
251	00:09:12,052	00:09:14,855	therefore endangering the lives of the kids	therefore endangering the lives of the kids
252	00:09:14,888	00:09:16,557	that were still on the bus,	that were still on the bus,
253	00:09:16,590	00:09:18,259	short bus, whatever it was.	short bus, whatever it was.
254	00:09:18,292	00:09:20,094	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
255	00:09:20,127	00:09:21,328	UPGRADE: You know, with me and TJ,	UPGRADE: You know, with me and TJ,
256	00:09:21,362	00:09:23,964	we grew up together, you know?	we grew up together, you know?
257	00:09:23,998	00:09:28,102	Roach, Judy boss, Judy boss, your boy on TV.	Roach, Judy boss, Judy boss, your boy on TV.
258	00:09:28,135	00:09:29,403	Don't mine he's small.	Don't mine he's small.
259	00:09:29,436	00:09:31,905	You know, he thinks big, very big.	You know, he thinks big, very big.
260	00:09:31,939	00:09:33,841	He's good people. He's good people.	He's good people. He's good people.
261	00:09:33,874	00:09:37,378	I got my sentence reduced to 10 months,	I got my sentence reduced to 10 months,
262	00:09:37,411	00:09:40,080	but statistics say that I'm likely to return	but statistics say that I'm likely to return
263	00:09:40,114	00:09:42,349	to this slave track, okay?	to this slave track, okay?
264	00:09:42,383	00:09:44,151	Let me tell you something.	Let me tell you something.
265	00:09:44,184	00:09:46,086	I ain't coming back. Y'all could have that.	I ain't coming back. Y'all could have that.
266	00:09:46,120	00:09:47,087	Product of the state.	Product of the state.
267	00:09:47,121	00:09:48,589	So ill I bleed HAZMAT.	So ill I bleed HAZMAT.
268	00:09:48,622	00:09:50,190	Fucking with a Beast.	Fucking with a Beast.
269	00:09:50,224	00:09:53,260	Savage. Beast.	Savage. Beast.
270	00:09:53,294	00:09:56,563	Beast. That Beast.	Beast. That Beast.
271	00:09:56,597	00:09:58,232	Y'all don't know that one yet.	Y'all don't know that one yet.
272	00:09:58,265	00:10:00,901	You're gonna know that shit when my mixtape drop.	You're gonna know that shit when my mixtape drop.
273	00:10:00,934	00:10:03,537	Better believe that shit. Heard me?	Better believe that shit. Heard me?
274	00:10:03,570	00:10:08,008	The PPRP is 100% volunteer-based.	The PPRP is 100% volunteer-based.
275	00:10:08,042	00:10:10,844	Some programs rescue any species of animal.	Some programs rescue any species of animal.
276	00:10:10,878	00:10:14,181	But this one here is a dog's only rescue.	But this one here is a dog's only rescue.
277	00:10:14,214	00:10:15,916	TJ: What's good, Chance?	TJ: What's good, Chance?
278	00:10:15,949	00:10:17,217	Huh?	Huh?
279	00:10:17,251	00:10:19,053	I named her Chance because it's very rare	I named her Chance because it's very rare
280	00:10:19,086	00:10:20,487	a black man gets a seventh chance.	a black man gets a seventh chance.
281	00:10:20,521	00:10:22,022	RACHEL: Did you say a second chance?	RACHEL: Did you say a second chance?
282	00:10:22,056	00:10:24,158	No, I said a seventh chance.	No, I said a seventh chance.
283	00:10:24,191	00:10:25,526	Come on, girl. Come on.	Come on, girl. Come on.
284	00:10:25,559	00:10:26,994	She's smarter than my ex-girlfriend,	She's smarter than my ex-girlfriend,
285	00:10:27,027	00:10:28,362	I tell you that. Raise yourself.	I tell you that. Raise yourself.
286	00:10:28,395	00:10:30,097	Show me that Mayweather. You want this, huh?	Show me that Mayweather. You want this, huh?
287	00:10:30,130	00:10:31,131	Show me that Mayweather.	Show me that Mayweather.
288	00:10:31,165	00:10:32,866	Stop and freeze, stop and freeze.	Stop and freeze, stop and freeze.
289	00:10:32,900	00:10:33,967	Huh, what you got?	Huh, what you got?
290	00:10:34,001	00:10:35,235	You got heat on you, huh?	You got heat on you, huh?
291	00:10:35,269	00:10:37,004	You holding?	You holding?
292	00:10:37,037	00:10:38,872	Good girl. Good girl. Good girl.	Good girl. Good girl. Good girl.
293	00:10:38,906	00:10:40,341	Come here. Come here, Chance.	Come here. Come here, Chance.
294	00:10:40,374	00:10:42,276	MRS. JUDY: He's done an exceptional job with her.	MRS. JUDY: He's done an exceptional job with her.
295	00:10:42,309	00:10:43,644	TJ: Not always, man. I done...	TJ: Not always, man. I done...
296	00:10:43,677	00:10:44,945	I done stepped on her tail.	I done stepped on her tail.
297	00:10:44,978	00:10:46,580	I done stepped on her paw.	I done stepped on her paw.
298	00:10:46,613	00:10:49,917	I done all kind of crazy.	I done all kind of crazy.
299	00:10:49,950	00:10:51,285	I'm not incriminating myself, am I?	I'm not incriminating myself, am I?
300	00:10:51,318	00:10:52,653	No, you're fine.	No, you're fine.
301	00:10:52,686	00:10:54,388	TJ: But I've done all kind of stuff to her.	TJ: But I've done all kind of stuff to her.
302	00:10:54,421	00:10:56,523	Heard me? She ain't... she ain't never had no grudge.	Heard me? She ain't... she ain't never had no grudge.
303	00:10:56,557	00:11:00,060	She just let that shit go. Now, she about to be free.	She just let that shit go. Now, she about to be free.
304	00:11:00,094	00:11:01,328	Meanwhile, there's niggas in here	Meanwhile, there's niggas in here
305	00:11:01,362	00:11:03,163	getting shanked over correctional cake.	getting shanked over correctional cake.
306	00:11:03,197	00:11:04,398	RACHEL: What's correctional cake?	RACHEL: What's correctional cake?
307	00:11:04,431	00:11:08,302	Oh, it's cake made from crushed Oreos,	Oh, it's cake made from crushed Oreos,
308	00:11:08,335	00:11:11,939	peanut butter, and M&Ms.	peanut butter, and M&Ms.
309	00:11:11,972	00:11:13,974	But as I was saying before she interrupted	But as I was saying before she interrupted
310	00:11:14,007	00:11:17,578	my fucking monologue...	my fucking monologue...
311	00:11:17,611	00:11:20,013	we don't hold grudges, do we, Chance?	we don't hold grudges, do we, Chance?
312	00:11:20,047	00:11:21,415	Grudges hold us, huh?	Grudges hold us, huh?
313	00:11:21,448	00:11:22,416	[LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR]	[LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR]
314	00:11:22,449	00:11:24,351	TJ: You fucking seen me.	TJ: You fucking seen me.
315	00:11:24,385	00:11:26,420	Open the fucking... I see you.	Open the fucking... I see you.
316	00:11:26,453	00:11:27,955	I know you fucking seen me.	I know you fucking seen me.
317	00:11:27,988	00:11:30,190	Get off me. Get the fuck off me.	Get off me. Get the fuck off me.
318	00:11:30,224	00:11:32,659	Get off, nigga. Get the fuck.	Get off, nigga. Get the fuck.
319	00:11:32,693	00:11:34,428	- It's beyond my control. - TJ: It's bullshit.	- It's beyond my control. - TJ: It's bullshit.
320	00:11:34,461	00:11:37,598	I asked them. I asked them. I asked them when I got my ERD.	I asked them. I asked them. I asked them when I got my ERD.
321	00:11:37,631	00:11:39,032	Why y'all ain't tell me then?	Why y'all ain't tell me then?
322	00:11:39,066	00:11:40,968	Because I thought it was gonna work out.	Because I thought it was gonna work out.
323	00:11:44,438	00:11:47,174	I always talk about closure.	I always talk about closure.
324	00:11:47,207	00:11:50,677	I tried really hard.	I tried really hard.
325	00:11:50,712	00:11:52,346	He deserves Chance,	He deserves Chance,
326	00:11:52,379	00:11:54,615	but the Prison Pet Rescue Program	but the Prison Pet Rescue Program
327	00:11:54,648	00:11:57,017	doesn't service civilians	doesn't service civilians
328	00:11:57,050	00:11:59,953	and they would not make an exception	and they would not make an exception
329	00:11:59,987	00:12:02,189	for Mr. Jackson even though I asked.	for Mr. Jackson even though I asked.
330	00:12:02,222	00:12:04,358	Prison is a bitch.	Prison is a bitch.
331	00:12:04,391	00:12:05,959	But they won't let you take that bitch with you.	But they won't let you take that bitch with you.
332	00:12:05,993	00:12:07,094	TJ: Don't let her chew her hot spots.	TJ: Don't let her chew her hot spots.
333	00:12:07,127	00:12:08,162	- Heard me? - UPGRADE: Uh-hmm.	- Heard me? - UPGRADE: Uh-hmm.
334	00:12:08,195	00:12:09,229	- Okay? - UPGRADE: Uh-hmm.	- Okay? - UPGRADE: Uh-hmm.
335	00:12:09,263	00:12:10,964	And don't breed her.	And don't breed her.
336	00:12:10,998	00:12:12,566	I don't want them other mutts shoving their cock off	I don't want them other mutts shoving their cock off
337	00:12:12,599	00:12:14,435	in my dog like that. She ain't no Instagram ho.	in my dog like that. She ain't no Instagram ho.
338	00:12:14,468	00:12:16,003	Don't worry as such, bro.	Don't worry as such, bro.
339	00:12:16,036	00:12:17,337	It's Upgrade you're dealing with, you know.	It's Upgrade you're dealing with, you know.
340	00:12:17,371	00:12:18,740	TJ: I want you to give her like half	TJ: I want you to give her like half
341	00:12:18,773	00:12:20,040	a Nutraloaf in the morning.	a Nutraloaf in the morning.
342	00:12:20,073	00:12:21,508	You get them out the chow hall.	You get them out the chow hall.
343	00:12:21,542	00:12:22,643	give her the other half at night.	give her the other half at night.
344	00:12:22,676	00:12:24,678	- UPGRADE: Uh-hmm. - TJ: You dig?	- UPGRADE: Uh-hmm. - TJ: You dig?
345	00:12:24,712	00:12:26,180	And you got to give a whole lot of water	And you got to give a whole lot of water
346	00:12:26,213	00:12:27,648	in between meals, 'cause that Nutraloaf	in between meals, 'cause that Nutraloaf
347	00:12:27,681	00:12:30,752	- will shank your asshole. - Brethren, it's family.	- will shank your asshole. - Brethren, it's family.
348	00:12:30,785	00:12:33,086	This is like my little sister with blood.	This is like my little sister with blood.
349	00:12:33,120	00:12:35,022	Anything interfere with us, bleed.	Anything interfere with us, bleed.
350	00:12:35,055	00:12:36,356	TJ: Bleed. Nigga, you can't...	TJ: Bleed. Nigga, you can't...
351	00:12:36,390	00:12:39,293	nigga, if you do... if you do that, nigga,	nigga, if you do... if you do that, nigga,
352	00:12:39,326	00:12:41,195	you're gonna end up in IMU.	you're gonna end up in IMU.
353	00:12:41,228	00:12:42,463	If you end up in IMU,	If you end up in IMU,
354	00:12:42,496	00:12:43,765	she's gonna end up in that bean slot.	she's gonna end up in that bean slot.
355	00:12:43,798	00:12:46,233	Heard me? Look, Upgrade, Upgrade.	Heard me? Look, Upgrade, Upgrade.
356	00:12:46,266	00:12:47,534	No, no, no, no. Listen, man.	No, no, no, no. Listen, man.
357	00:12:47,568	00:12:49,069	You got to treat her life...	You got to treat her life...
358	00:12:49,102	00:12:50,504	you got to treat her life like it's your life.	you got to treat her life like it's your life.
359	00:12:50,537	00:12:51,706	You do that, you ain't gonna believe	You do that, you ain't gonna believe
360	00:12:51,739	00:12:53,173	what you get out of it, man.	what you get out of it, man.
361	00:12:53,207	00:12:56,109	Nigga, nigga, I'm about to be free, nigga.	Nigga, nigga, I'm about to be free, nigga.
362	00:12:56,143	00:12:57,678	And when I catch you on the outside,	And when I catch you on the outside,
363	00:12:57,712	00:12:59,279	- I got work for you. - Good.	- I got work for you. - Good.
364	00:12:59,313	00:13:00,447	- Okay? - Uh-hmm.	- Okay? - Uh-hmm.
365	00:13:00,481	00:13:02,616	Full-time life coach assistant, okay?	Full-time life coach assistant, okay?
366	00:13:02,649	00:13:04,117	- Full salary. - Okay.	- Full salary. - Okay.
367	00:13:04,151	00:13:06,620	- Benefits with it, okay? - Got you.	- Benefits with it, okay? - Got you.
368	00:13:06,653	00:13:09,256	TJ: And all the roti you can eat, you dig?	TJ: And all the roti you can eat, you dig?
369	00:13:09,289	00:13:10,524	You can't get this kind of respect	You can't get this kind of respect
370	00:13:10,557	00:13:12,392	unless you're a chief. Heard me?	unless you're a chief. Heard me?
371	00:13:12,426	00:13:14,261	ARYAN BROTHER: I fucked you in your ass good, didn't I, TJ?	ARYAN BROTHER: I fucked you in your ass good, didn't I, TJ?
372	00:13:14,294	00:13:16,497	You bitch. Come on. Tell me you like it.	You bitch. Come on. Tell me you like it.
373	00:13:16,530	00:13:18,098	Can you all edit that out?	Can you all edit that out?
374	00:13:18,131	00:13:21,201	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
375	00:13:32,312	00:13:33,480	SINGER: ♪ Woo ♪	SINGER: ♪ Woo ♪
376	00:13:33,514	00:13:36,617	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
377	00:13:46,326	00:13:48,328	SINGER: ♪ Woo ♪	SINGER: ♪ Woo ♪
378	00:13:48,362	00:13:52,165	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
379	00:13:52,199	00:13:55,269	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
380	00:14:19,259	00:14:22,195	They probably caught up in that Fort Lauderdale traffic.	They probably caught up in that Fort Lauderdale traffic.
381	00:14:33,540	00:14:35,075	They'd be here.	They'd be here.
382	00:14:40,815	00:14:44,084	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
383	00:15:05,505	00:15:09,276	So, should we just conduct the interview here?	So, should we just conduct the interview here?
384	00:15:09,309	00:15:10,677	Is that okay?	Is that okay?
385	00:15:10,712	00:15:12,880	I thought you all wanted to get my family in?	I thought you all wanted to get my family in?
386	00:15:12,914	00:15:16,683	Had a whole family in the interview?	Had a whole family in the interview?
387	00:15:16,718	00:15:18,920	RACHEL: Mr. Jackson, this is my cameraman, Justin.	RACHEL: Mr. Jackson, this is my cameraman, Justin.
388	00:15:18,953	00:15:20,420	What's up, homie?	What's up, homie?
389	00:15:20,454	00:15:22,790	Hey, you fuck black guys?	Hey, you fuck black guys?
390	00:15:28,195	00:15:31,833	Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold up.	Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold up.
391	00:15:31,866	00:15:35,235	Hey, I'll tell you all something.	Hey, I'll tell you all something.
392	00:15:37,304	00:15:39,272	Can a nigga catch a ride with you all?	Can a nigga catch a ride with you all?
393	00:15:39,306	00:15:41,909	Well, it's getting kind of late and we have to drive all...	Well, it's getting kind of late and we have to drive all...
394	00:15:41,943	00:15:45,312	Shotgun, homie.	Shotgun, homie.
395	00:15:45,345	00:15:46,948	I called it, shotgun.	I called it, shotgun.
396	00:15:46,981	00:15:49,616	They sent me this shit right before I got popped.	They sent me this shit right before I got popped.
397	00:15:49,650	00:15:51,518	It said, "Dear Mr. Tijuana Jackson,	It said, "Dear Mr. Tijuana Jackson,
398	00:15:51,551	00:15:54,789	Toastmasters reality show is seeking contestants	Toastmasters reality show is seeking contestants
399	00:15:54,822	00:15:57,224	to participate in our nationally televised	to participate in our nationally televised
400	00:15:57,257	00:15:58,893	speakers competition program.	speakers competition program.
401	00:15:58,926	00:16:01,461	They must... they must have found me from my blog.	They must... they must have found me from my blog.
402	00:16:01,495	00:16:02,830	RACHEL: I thought inmates weren't allowed	RACHEL: I thought inmates weren't allowed
403	00:16:02,864	00:16:04,264	to have computers in prison?	to have computers in prison?
404	00:16:04,297	00:16:05,465	TJ: They're not.	TJ: They're not.
405	00:16:05,499	00:16:07,567	RACHEL: So, how did you maintain a blog?	RACHEL: So, how did you maintain a blog?
406	00:16:07,601	00:16:08,970	Hey.	Hey.
407	00:16:09,003	00:16:11,505	Hey, fam, is she gonna talk through the whole thing?	Hey, fam, is she gonna talk through the whole thing?
408	00:16:11,538	00:16:13,206	It ain't but 10 minutes long, huh?	It ain't but 10 minutes long, huh?
409	00:16:13,240	00:16:15,442	RACHEL: Do you mind not smoking in my car, please?	RACHEL: Do you mind not smoking in my car, please?
410	00:16:15,475	00:16:16,978	- Thank you. - TJ: It's menthol.	- Thank you. - TJ: It's menthol.
411	00:16:17,011	00:16:20,380	Take a right after the light.	Take a right after the light.
412	00:16:20,414	00:16:22,649	Right here, take a right here because this... yeah.	Right here, take a right here because this... yeah.
413	00:16:22,683	00:16:23,918	This Toastmaster reality show	This Toastmaster reality show
414	00:16:23,951	00:16:25,619	was like shark tank of public speakers.	was like shark tank of public speakers.
415	00:16:25,652	00:16:27,421	They put a nigga on the map. Heard me?	They put a nigga on the map. Heard me?
416	00:16:27,454	00:16:29,523	Hey, black cop. What up, nigga?	Hey, black cop. What up, nigga?
417	00:16:29,556	00:16:30,892	MAN: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]	MAN: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
418	00:16:30,925	00:16:32,693	TJ: That's the homie.	TJ: That's the homie.
419	00:16:32,727	00:16:35,228	Built this whole empire collecting them cans.	Built this whole empire collecting them cans.
420	00:16:35,262	00:16:37,932	I'm gonna build my empire off this Toastmaster thing.	I'm gonna build my empire off this Toastmaster thing.
421	00:16:37,965	00:16:40,233	That's how I'm gonna get my motivational speaking career	That's how I'm gonna get my motivational speaking career
422	00:16:40,267	00:16:41,869	off the block and then you can see	off the block and then you can see
423	00:16:41,903	00:16:45,940	by this dope head architecture this is Hollywood, Florida.	by this dope head architecture this is Hollywood, Florida.
424	00:16:45,973	00:16:47,775	I told you all they was gonna be waiting for me.	I told you all they was gonna be waiting for me.
425	00:16:47,809	00:16:49,509	Now you can get your interview.	Now you can get your interview.
426	00:16:49,543	00:16:51,244	Hold my shit.	Hold my shit.
427	00:16:51,278	00:16:52,279	What up, momma?	What up, momma?
428	00:16:52,312	00:16:53,748	MOMMA: What you do now, Junior?	MOMMA: What you do now, Junior?
429	00:16:53,781	00:16:55,582	Nothing. They're just here to film my homecoming party.	Nothing. They're just here to film my homecoming party.
430	00:16:55,615	00:16:57,018	MOMMA: Party?	MOMMA: Party?
431	00:16:57,051	00:16:58,786	I'm supposed to celebrate you getting out of jail	I'm supposed to celebrate you getting out of jail
432	00:16:58,820	00:16:59,954	and let the whole neighborhood	and let the whole neighborhood
433	00:16:59,987	00:17:01,688	- know my son is a felon? - TJ: Momma.	- know my son is a felon? - TJ: Momma.
434	00:17:01,723	00:17:03,024	SHAREA: They already know that, Momma.	SHAREA: They already know that, Momma.
435	00:17:03,057	00:17:04,291	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
436	00:17:04,324	00:17:05,392	If it ain't no party, why is she...	If it ain't no party, why is she...
437	00:17:05,425	00:17:06,359	why is she dressed like that?	why is she dressed like that?
438	00:17:06,393	00:17:07,594	SHAREA: Dressed like what?	SHAREA: Dressed like what?
439	00:17:07,627	00:17:09,463	Like you Martha Stewart's house, nigga.	Like you Martha Stewart's house, nigga.
440	00:17:09,496	00:17:11,431	Why are you dressed like a homeless fam?	Why are you dressed like a homeless fam?
441	00:17:11,465	00:17:12,834	MOMMA: Junior, why are all these folks	MOMMA: Junior, why are all these folks
442	00:17:12,867	00:17:14,367	following you around with these cameras?	following you around with these cameras?
443	00:17:14,401	00:17:15,770	Momma, they're making a movie about me.	Momma, they're making a movie about me.
444	00:17:15,803	00:17:17,839	That's Rachel and that's her white friend.	That's Rachel and that's her white friend.
445	00:17:17,872	00:17:19,707	Y'all making a movie about Junior?	Y'all making a movie about Junior?
446	00:17:19,741	00:17:21,508	JUSTIN: Just a short movie, ma'am.	JUSTIN: Just a short movie, ma'am.
447	00:17:21,541	00:17:23,643	- Goddamn, these mosquitoes. - MOMMA: Watch your mouth, boy.	- Goddamn, these mosquitoes. - MOMMA: Watch your mouth, boy.
448	00:17:23,677	00:17:24,879	Copy that. What's wrong with her?	Copy that. What's wrong with her?
449	00:17:24,912	00:17:26,580	Late for work. Lil Eric out of control,	Late for work. Lil Eric out of control,
450	00:17:26,613	00:17:27,982	can't tell him nothing. Well, let me talk to him.	can't tell him nothing. Well, let me talk to him.
451	00:17:28,015	00:17:29,483	- Where he at? - MOMMA: I don't know.	- Where he at? - MOMMA: I don't know.
452	00:17:29,516	00:17:30,818	He out there running with them hoodlums.	He out there running with them hoodlums.
453	00:17:30,852	00:17:32,053	He running with... Sharea.	He running with... Sharea.
454	00:17:32,086	00:17:33,788	- Where my nephew? - Leave me alone.	- Where my nephew? - Leave me alone.
455	00:17:33,821	00:17:34,922	I bet you I find him.	I bet you I find him.
456	00:17:34,956	00:17:36,656	What'd you all do with my BB gun?	What'd you all do with my BB gun?
457	00:17:36,690	00:17:38,558	- SHAREA: I don't need your help. - MOMMA: Junior. Stop.	- SHAREA: I don't need your help. - MOMMA: Junior. Stop.
458	00:17:38,592	00:17:39,927	You just got out of jail.	You just got out of jail.
459	00:17:40,862	00:17:41,863	TJ: Where is it?	TJ: Where is it?
460	00:17:44,397	00:17:47,969	- MOMMA: Uh-uh. Come on now. - SHAREA: Oh, no, no, no, no.	- MOMMA: Uh-uh. Come on now. - SHAREA: Oh, no, no, no, no.
461	00:17:48,002	00:17:49,904	Goddamn, Sharea. This shit cost me $4.	Goddamn, Sharea. This shit cost me $4.
462	00:17:49,937	00:17:51,005	Yeah, but you just sit your slow ass down.	Yeah, but you just sit your slow ass down.
463	00:17:51,038	00:17:53,540	You just got out of jail. I'm about to call Big Eric.	You just got out of jail. I'm about to call Big Eric.
464	00:17:53,573	00:17:54,474	- Oh, y'all on speaking terms? - SHAREA: Not really.	- Oh, y'all on speaking terms? - SHAREA: Not really.
465	00:17:54,508	00:17:55,743	TJ: Her baby daddy, he don't give a shit	TJ: Her baby daddy, he don't give a shit
466	00:17:55,777	00:17:57,879	about his own son, it's to claim little nigga on his income tax.	about his own son, it's to claim little nigga on his income tax.
467	00:17:57,912	00:17:59,513	Should have named little nigga W-2, heard me?	Should have named little nigga W-2, heard me?
468	00:17:59,546	00:18:00,915	If she... I go away, do a little bid.	If she... I go away, do a little bid.
469	00:18:00,948	00:18:02,582	She can't look after her own son. Know why?	She can't look after her own son. Know why?
470	00:18:02,616	00:18:04,018	'Cause she too busy trying to get that eggplant	'Cause she too busy trying to get that eggplant
471	00:18:04,051	00:18:05,685	- off the Internet. - SHAREA: I know you did not	- off the Internet. - SHAREA: I know you did not
472	00:18:05,720	00:18:06,888	- just say that. - TJ: I said what I said.	- just say that. - TJ: I said what I said.
473	00:18:06,921	00:18:08,388	Okay. Let me tell you all something.	Okay. Let me tell you all something.
474	00:18:08,421	00:18:09,957	Don't get this thing twisted, okay?	Don't get this thing twisted, okay?
475	00:18:09,991	00:18:11,558	I'm the only person in this family with a degree.	I'm the only person in this family with a degree.
476	00:18:11,591	00:18:13,426	When I was pregnant, I went back to school	When I was pregnant, I went back to school
477	00:18:13,460	00:18:15,328	- to get my bachelors, okay? - Okay. Ask her who paid for it.	- to get my bachelors, okay? - Okay. Ask her who paid for it.
478	00:18:15,362	00:18:17,098	Now meanwhile, this fool right here in other news,	Now meanwhile, this fool right here in other news,
479	00:18:17,131	00:18:19,399	he done went backwards, State pen University,	he done went backwards, State pen University,
480	00:18:19,432	00:18:20,835	State pen University.	State pen University.
481	00:18:20,868	00:18:22,770	TJ: Ask her... ask her who paid for the damn degree.	TJ: Ask her... ask her who paid for the damn degree.
482	00:18:22,804	00:18:24,437	- SHAREA: It don't matter. - MOMMA: TJ.	- SHAREA: It don't matter. - MOMMA: TJ.
483	00:18:24,471	00:18:25,940	TJ: It don't... let me tell you all something.	TJ: It don't... let me tell you all something.
484	00:18:25,973	00:18:27,507	MOMMA: TJ.	MOMMA: TJ.
485	00:18:27,541	00:18:30,111	Sit down.	Sit down.
486	00:18:30,144	00:18:31,846	And you stop too.	And you stop too.
487	00:18:48,495	00:18:51,098	JUSTIN: Excuse me. Can we go now?	JUSTIN: Excuse me. Can we go now?
488	00:18:51,132	00:18:53,034	MOMMA: Come on, baby.	MOMMA: Come on, baby.
489	00:18:53,067	00:18:54,936	- JUSTIN: Thank you. - RACHEL: Thank you.	- JUSTIN: Thank you. - RACHEL: Thank you.
490	00:19:23,731	00:19:26,801	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
491	00:19:39,546	00:19:41,015	- [RACHEL SCREAMS] - Watch out, hon.	- [RACHEL SCREAMS] - Watch out, hon.
492	00:19:49,556	00:19:51,092	[DOGS BARKING]	[DOGS BARKING]
493	00:19:51,125	00:19:53,094	TJ: That's Rukus, he's a cool, little motherfucker.	TJ: That's Rukus, he's a cool, little motherfucker.
494	00:19:53,127	00:19:55,695	He don't like black people but he think I'm Dominican.	He don't like black people but he think I'm Dominican.
495	00:19:55,730	00:19:57,198	Go back inside and get you some juice.	Go back inside and get you some juice.
496	00:19:57,231	00:19:59,200	I'll be back.	I'll be back.
497	00:19:59,233	00:20:00,801	MOMMA: My children, I don't know	MOMMA: My children, I don't know
498	00:20:00,835	00:20:02,535	what I'm gonna do with them.	what I'm gonna do with them.
499	00:20:02,569	00:20:04,205	SHAREA: Momma, you know can't nobody tell TJ nothing.	SHAREA: Momma, you know can't nobody tell TJ nothing.
500	00:20:04,238	00:20:06,140	I taught you all better than that.	I taught you all better than that.
501	00:20:06,173	00:20:08,976	You all is plural. Don't include me in his mess.	You all is plural. Don't include me in his mess.
502	00:20:09,010	00:20:11,712	Are you serious? No. Why?	Are you serious? No. Why?
503	00:20:11,746	00:20:12,847	Because I asked for somebody	Because I asked for somebody
504	00:20:12,880	00:20:14,148	to cover my shift for 20 minutes?	to cover my shift for 20 minutes?
505	00:20:14,181	00:20:15,950	All he had to do was say, "No, ma'am."	All he had to do was say, "No, ma'am."
506	00:20:15,983	00:20:18,052	Sharea? You ain't gonna offer the white people no juice?	Sharea? You ain't gonna offer the white people no juice?
507	00:20:18,085	00:20:19,619	Oh, get the hell off this, boy.	Oh, get the hell off this, boy.
508	00:20:19,653	00:20:21,122	TJ: Hey, we're gonna finish this conversation	TJ: Hey, we're gonna finish this conversation
509	00:20:21,155	00:20:22,957	- before you go home. Hear me? - We don't have a home.	- before you go home. Hear me? - We don't have a home.
510	00:20:22,990	00:20:24,158	What you mean?	What you mean?
511	00:20:24,191	00:20:25,692	Quit acting like it's your business.	Quit acting like it's your business.
512	00:20:25,726	00:20:28,729	- Quit acting like you care. - I don't care?	- Quit acting like you care. - I don't care?
513	00:20:28,763	00:20:30,497	You got me twisted with Big Eric, boy.	You got me twisted with Big Eric, boy.
514	00:20:30,530	00:20:32,767	Have I ever one time... have I ever one time	Have I ever one time... have I ever one time
515	00:20:32,800	00:20:33,768	missed one of your debates?	missed one of your debates?
516	00:20:33,801	00:20:35,036	Yes.	Yes.
517	00:20:35,069	00:20:36,938	- Because I was in jail, right? - Whatever.	- Because I was in jail, right? - Whatever.
518	00:20:36,971	00:20:38,638	Well, nigga, don't act like it ain't a good excuse.	Well, nigga, don't act like it ain't a good excuse.
519	00:20:38,672	00:20:40,507	Anytime I was out of jail, I was at this nigga's debates.	Anytime I was out of jail, I was at this nigga's debates.
520	00:20:40,540	00:20:41,742	So, what're you gonna do now,	So, what're you gonna do now,
521	00:20:41,776	00:20:43,144	play good uncle for a couple of weeks	play good uncle for a couple of weeks
522	00:20:43,177	00:20:45,079	- then go back to jail? - That's what you want?	- then go back to jail? - That's what you want?
523	00:20:45,112	00:20:47,181	No, but that's what always happens.	No, but that's what always happens.
524	00:20:47,214	00:20:50,483	SHAREA: Lil Eric, get your ass in this house.	SHAREA: Lil Eric, get your ass in this house.
525	00:20:50,517	00:20:53,620	TJ: Can I...	TJ: Can I...
526	00:20:53,653	00:20:55,022	I can't even talk to my damn nephew.	I can't even talk to my damn nephew.
527	00:20:55,056	00:20:56,690	I'll tell you, man. We got this thing in prison	I'll tell you, man. We got this thing in prison
528	00:20:56,724	00:20:57,992	called peek-a-boos, right?	called peek-a-boos, right?
529	00:20:58,025	00:20:59,559	And what it is, is when you really wanna	And what it is, is when you really wanna
530	00:20:59,592	00:21:01,128	humiliate a motherfucker, you push your dick	humiliate a motherfucker, you push your dick
531	00:21:01,162	00:21:03,530	between their legs, make them blow you from the back	between their legs, make them blow you from the back
532	00:21:03,563	00:21:05,665	this way when you cum you can shit in his face.	this way when you cum you can shit in his face.
533	00:21:05,699	00:21:08,202	I tell you, that shit is humiliating.	I tell you, that shit is humiliating.
534	00:21:08,235	00:21:09,737	Hey. Oh.	Hey. Oh.
535	00:21:09,770	00:21:12,139	Momma said you need those and this is from me.	Momma said you need those and this is from me.
536	00:21:12,173	00:21:13,741	You get these from the Indian Reservation?	You get these from the Indian Reservation?
537	00:21:13,774	00:21:15,508	SHAREA: Yeah. Why?	SHAREA: Yeah. Why?
538	00:21:15,542	00:21:17,144	So, you're gonna go all the way to the damn Reservation	So, you're gonna go all the way to the damn Reservation
539	00:21:17,178	00:21:18,846	and you can't come scoop a nigga from the joint?	and you can't come scoop a nigga from the joint?
540	00:21:18,879	00:21:20,181	SHAREA: In what, nigga?	SHAREA: In what, nigga?
541	00:21:20,214	00:21:21,983	I looked the fucking Underground Railroad to you?	I looked the fucking Underground Railroad to you?
542	00:21:22,016	00:21:23,017	TJ: What happened to your car?	TJ: What happened to your car?
543	00:21:23,050	00:21:24,617	SHAREA: Mind your business.	SHAREA: Mind your business.
544	00:21:24,651	00:21:26,187	- Where did you find Lil Eric? - Mind your business.	- Where did you find Lil Eric? - Mind your business.
545	00:21:26,220	00:21:27,587	It ain't a man's business to speak	It ain't a man's business to speak
546	00:21:27,620	00:21:28,688	on another man's business.	on another man's business.
547	00:21:28,723	00:21:29,824	Well, you ain't much of a man.	Well, you ain't much of a man.
548	00:21:29,857	00:21:30,958	So, we don't have that problem.	So, we don't have that problem.
549	00:21:30,992	00:21:32,259	TJ: At least I ain't no snitch.	TJ: At least I ain't no snitch.
550	00:21:32,293	00:21:33,894	SHAREA: Okay. See.	SHAREA: Okay. See.
551	00:21:33,928	00:21:35,763	this is exactly why he ain't gonna get no gold seal.	this is exactly why he ain't gonna get no gold seal.
552	00:21:35,796	00:21:36,964	This motherfucker got his freedom,	This motherfucker got his freedom,
553	00:21:36,998	00:21:38,565	but still operating on the outside	but still operating on the outside
554	00:21:38,598	00:21:40,034	like his ass is in prison.	like his ass is in prison.
555	00:21:40,067	00:21:42,669	Black fucker.	Black fucker.
556	00:21:42,703	00:21:45,773	[CRICKETS CHIRPING]	[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
557	00:21:47,241	00:21:49,076	Welcome home.	Welcome home.
558	00:21:49,110	00:21:51,078	- What you watching? - LIL ERIC: Fight.	- What you watching? - LIL ERIC: Fight.
559	00:21:51,112	00:21:52,679	TJ: And you got school in the morning?	TJ: And you got school in the morning?
560	00:21:52,713	00:21:56,150	- No. School closed out. - What, teachers on strike?	- No. School closed out. - What, teachers on strike?
561	00:21:56,183	00:21:58,719	Sewage backed up and flooded the first floor.	Sewage backed up and flooded the first floor.
562	00:21:58,753	00:22:00,888	Started to smell like grandma's bed pan.	Started to smell like grandma's bed pan.
563	00:22:00,921	00:22:02,156	I thought they fixed that shit last year?	I thought they fixed that shit last year?
564	00:22:02,189	00:22:04,025	Uh-uh. They just moved the gym	Uh-uh. They just moved the gym
565	00:22:04,058	00:22:06,626	to the second floor and served lunch outside.	to the second floor and served lunch outside.
566	00:22:06,659	00:22:07,995	But everybody started getting sick,	But everybody started getting sick,
567	00:22:08,029	00:22:10,264	so the health department shut it down	so the health department shut it down
568	00:22:10,297	00:22:12,333	after a few people died.	after a few people died.
569	00:22:12,366	00:22:14,601	Why you ain't transfer to a different school then?	Why you ain't transfer to a different school then?
570	00:22:14,634	00:22:18,906	Uh-hmm. We tried, but there wasn't enough room.	Uh-hmm. We tried, but there wasn't enough room.
571	00:22:18,939	00:22:22,675	Hmm, I'm cool with it though.	Hmm, I'm cool with it though.
572	00:22:22,710	00:22:24,011	Florida's finest.	Florida's finest.
573	00:22:24,045	00:22:25,578	SHAREA: God, I didn't know you're gonna bring	SHAREA: God, I didn't know you're gonna bring
574	00:22:25,612	00:22:26,914	- these cameras with you. - This is my room.	- these cameras with you. - This is my room.
575	00:22:26,947	00:22:28,215	Not anymore. Momma said I could use it.	Not anymore. Momma said I could use it.
576	00:22:28,249	00:22:29,616	Now, get out.	Now, get out.
577	00:22:29,649	00:22:31,085	Where am I supposed to sleep, Sharea?	Where am I supposed to sleep, Sharea?
578	00:22:31,118	00:22:32,753	Sleep? I'm still waiting on you to wake the fuck up.	Sleep? I'm still waiting on you to wake the fuck up.
579	00:22:32,787	00:22:33,988	Bitch, I've asked you nicely.	Bitch, I've asked you nicely.
580	00:22:34,021	00:22:35,655	Get the fuck back.	Get the fuck back.
581	00:22:35,688	00:22:37,291	You know Lil Eric out there sleeping on the sofa, huh?	You know Lil Eric out there sleeping on the sofa, huh?
582	00:22:37,324	00:22:38,826	I know. He don't like to sleep in here.	I know. He don't like to sleep in here.
583	00:22:38,859	00:22:40,861	- Goddamn. - Why not?	- Goddamn. - Why not?
584	00:22:40,895	00:22:43,931	SHAREA: You just don't want me to shit in peace, do you?	SHAREA: You just don't want me to shit in peace, do you?
585	00:22:43,964	00:22:46,133	We got the whole room smelling like Michael Moore asshole.	We got the whole room smelling like Michael Moore asshole.
586	00:22:46,167	00:22:47,334	SHAREA: Fuck you, TJ.	SHAREA: Fuck you, TJ.
587	00:22:47,368	00:22:49,203	TJ: Light a goddamn match.	TJ: Light a goddamn match.
588	00:22:49,236	00:22:52,273	Tropic thunder all in the hood and shit.	Tropic thunder all in the hood and shit.
589	00:22:56,110	00:22:59,213	[DOGS BARKING]	[DOGS BARKING]
590	00:23:01,015	00:23:03,050	- RACHEL: Mr. Jackson? - Show's over.	- RACHEL: Mr. Jackson? - Show's over.
591	00:23:03,084	00:23:04,617	You can go home now.	You can go home now.
592	00:23:08,655	00:23:11,725	[CRICKETS CHIRPING]	[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
593	00:23:42,923	00:23:44,058	RACHEL: Is this the same house?	RACHEL: Is this the same house?
594	00:23:44,091	00:23:45,726	JUSTIN: I guess they mowed the lawn.	JUSTIN: I guess they mowed the lawn.
595	00:23:45,759	00:23:47,061	Most of it, anyway.	Most of it, anyway.
596	00:23:47,094	00:23:48,362	TJ: I thought you all would be gone by now.	TJ: I thought you all would be gone by now.
597	00:23:48,395	00:23:51,198	All the shit you all done see.	All the shit you all done see.
598	00:23:51,232	00:23:54,034	You all really trying to fuck with TJ, huh?	You all really trying to fuck with TJ, huh?
599	00:23:54,068	00:23:56,270	- You like being on TV? - No.	- You like being on TV? - No.
600	00:23:56,303	00:23:58,072	You do now. Show me the carburetor.	You do now. Show me the carburetor.
601	00:23:58,105	00:23:59,340	Um...	Um...
602	00:23:59,373	00:24:00,908	What the fuck you pointing at, little nigga?	What the fuck you pointing at, little nigga?
603	00:24:00,941	00:24:02,443	It ain't no carburetor. It's fuel injected, boy.	It ain't no carburetor. It's fuel injected, boy.
604	00:24:02,476	00:24:05,279	SHAREA: Lil Eric?	SHAREA: Lil Eric?
605	00:24:05,312	00:24:06,914	Boy, you got me walking	Boy, you got me walking
606	00:24:06,947	00:24:09,049	all over this house looking for you.	all over this house looking for you.
607	00:24:09,083	00:24:10,251	Where did you sleep last night?	Where did you sleep last night?
608	00:24:10,284	00:24:11,919	LIL ERIC: In the car with Uncle TJ.	LIL ERIC: In the car with Uncle TJ.
609	00:24:11,952	00:24:13,888	SHAREA: Okay. Well, baby, unless you want mama	SHAREA: Okay. Well, baby, unless you want mama
610	00:24:13,921	00:24:15,089	to break both your damn ankles,	to break both your damn ankles,
611	00:24:15,122	00:24:16,257	you're gonna need to let me know	you're gonna need to let me know
612	00:24:16,290	00:24:18,025	before you leave out this house, okay?	before you leave out this house, okay?
613	00:24:18,058	00:24:19,393	Thank you.	Thank you.
614	00:24:19,426	00:24:21,362	And why can't your ass park on the street	And why can't your ass park on the street
615	00:24:21,395	00:24:23,063	like regular fucking people?	like regular fucking people?
616	00:24:23,097	00:24:25,332	Damn get... you don't have shit.	Damn get... you don't have shit.
617	00:24:28,469	00:24:29,970	TJ: Try it now.	TJ: Try it now.
618	00:24:37,378	00:24:38,979	[CAR ENGINE STARTS]	[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
619	00:24:39,013	00:24:42,750	Well, hold on, nigga, before you flood it.	Well, hold on, nigga, before you flood it.
620	00:24:42,783	00:24:43,984	Try it now.	Try it now.
621	00:24:44,018	00:24:46,120	[CAR ENGINE STARTS]	[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
622	00:24:49,490	00:24:53,160	Hey, go park it over there.	Hey, go park it over there.
623	00:24:53,194	00:24:55,162	Got my first DUI when he's like 10 years old.	Got my first DUI when he's like 10 years old.
624	00:24:55,196	00:24:56,864	Little nigga been driving ever since.	Little nigga been driving ever since.
625	00:24:56,897	00:24:57,898	Fuck Uber.	Fuck Uber.
626	00:24:59,500	00:25:00,801	[SIREN WAILS]	[SIREN WAILS]
627	00:25:00,834	00:25:01,835	Shit.	Shit.
628	00:25:07,341	00:25:08,842	CHERYL: What happened?	CHERYL: What happened?
629	00:25:08,876	00:25:10,711	You ain't get a copy of your parole release rules?	You ain't get a copy of your parole release rules?
630	00:25:12,046	00:25:14,048	I couldn't get my car to start. That's why I'm late.	I couldn't get my car to start. That's why I'm late.
631	00:25:15,249	00:25:17,184	What's this? What's the camera crew?	What's this? What's the camera crew?
632	00:25:17,218	00:25:18,452	- Uh... - You ain't filming	- Uh... - You ain't filming
633	00:25:18,485	00:25:20,354	- no porn shit, are you? - No. Hey.	- no porn shit, are you? - No. Hey.
634	00:25:20,387	00:25:21,322	Say hi, Lil Eric.	Say hi, Lil Eric.
635	00:25:21,355	00:25:23,224	- Hey. - Hey, Lil Eric.	- Hey. - Hey, Lil Eric.
636	00:25:24,992	00:25:28,229	Your shirt... put a shirt on.	Your shirt... put a shirt on.
637	00:25:28,262	00:25:29,964	TJ: Three hundred dollars a month in court cost.	TJ: Three hundred dollars a month in court cost.
638	00:25:29,997	00:25:32,099	Fifty dollars to the crime victims right fund.	Fifty dollars to the crime victims right fund.
639	00:25:32,132	00:25:33,434	Ten dollars a month for a year,	Ten dollars a month for a year,
640	00:25:33,467	00:25:35,135	eleven dollars a month to pay for my CCs	eleven dollars a month to pay for my CCs
641	00:25:35,169	00:25:36,804	and I got to pay for UAs too, though?	and I got to pay for UAs too, though?
642	00:25:36,837	00:25:39,406	- That's a decent payment plan. - TJ: For who?	- That's a decent payment plan. - TJ: For who?
643	00:25:39,440	00:25:41,742	Well, how much're they paying for your little life story?	Well, how much're they paying for your little life story?
644	00:25:42,943	00:25:43,944	That's classified.	That's classified.
645	00:25:45,846	00:25:47,815	Uh-uh. Hey. You, two.	Uh-uh. Hey. You, two.
646	00:25:47,848	00:25:50,451	Come here. Come here.	Come here. Come here.
647	00:25:52,486	00:25:54,755	What are you all really filming?	What are you all really filming?
648	00:26:02,329	00:26:06,133	You know, being TJ's PO...	You know, being TJ's PO...
649	00:26:06,166	00:26:07,568	is frustrating, you know,	is frustrating, you know,
650	00:26:07,601	00:26:10,971	because he got a lot of potential, you know?	because he got a lot of potential, you know?
651	00:26:11,005	00:26:14,908	But he stay doing some stupid shit.	But he stay doing some stupid shit.
652	00:26:14,942	00:26:17,978	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
653	00:26:19,313	00:26:21,115	TJ: So you gonna go closed caption on a nigga?	TJ: So you gonna go closed caption on a nigga?
654	00:26:21,148	00:26:22,316	I'm trying to help you earn a living	I'm trying to help you earn a living
655	00:26:22,349	00:26:23,550	and you're steady blowing wolf tickets.	and you're steady blowing wolf tickets.
656	00:26:23,584	00:26:24,885	- But Cheryl. - Don't touch me.	- But Cheryl. - Don't touch me.
657	00:26:24,918	00:26:26,287	Got... you know what? Hey, hey.	Got... you know what? Hey, hey.
658	00:26:26,320	00:26:27,921	I don't know when Cheryl got the SuperGluing	I don't know when Cheryl got the SuperGluing
659	00:26:27,955	00:26:29,123	her asshole like that.	her asshole like that.
660	00:26:29,156	00:26:30,491	But let me tell y'all something...	But let me tell y'all something...
661	00:26:30,524	00:26:32,026	- Nigga, perimeters. - Hey, hey, she wasn't	- Nigga, perimeters. - Hey, hey, she wasn't
662	00:26:32,059	00:26:33,460	this uptight back in high school. Hear me?	this uptight back in high school. Hear me?
663	00:26:33,494	00:26:34,995	She used to manage rappers and shit.	She used to manage rappers and shit.
664	00:26:35,029	00:26:36,230	- Remember Wonder Dyke? - Oh.	- Remember Wonder Dyke? - Oh.
665	00:26:36,263	00:26:38,399	♪ Love dick. Hate men. Yeah ♪	♪ Love dick. Hate men. Yeah ♪
666	00:26:38,432	00:26:40,434	♪ Might suck dick now and again, but we ain't friends ♪	♪ Might suck dick now and again, but we ain't friends ♪
667	00:26:40,467	00:26:42,002	She was cold as fuck. What happened to her?	She was cold as fuck. What happened to her?
668	00:26:42,036	00:26:43,937	She was... she was tight. She grew up.	She was... she was tight. She grew up.
669	00:26:43,971	00:26:45,272	She got married. She has some twins.	She got married. She has some twins.
670	00:26:45,306	00:26:46,473	What about you?	What about you?
671	00:26:46,507	00:26:48,375	Have you coordinated one job interview yet?	Have you coordinated one job interview yet?
672	00:26:48,409	00:26:49,843	Interview for what, Cheryl?	Interview for what, Cheryl?
673	00:26:49,877	00:26:51,345	I'm gonna build my motivational company	I'm gonna build my motivational company
674	00:26:51,378	00:26:53,947	from the floor up until it blow up and get my dough up.	from the floor up until it blow up and get my dough up.
675	00:26:53,981	00:26:55,983	How you gonna eat? How you gonna pay bills, hmm?	How you gonna eat? How you gonna pay bills, hmm?
676	00:26:56,016	00:26:57,351	How you gonna stay off them blocks?	How you gonna stay off them blocks?
677	00:26:57,384	00:26:58,952	By being the world's coldest life coach.	By being the world's coldest life coach.
678	00:26:58,986	00:27:00,421	- That's how. - You better find that bridge.	- That's how. - You better find that bridge.
679	00:27:00,454	00:27:01,989	You better find that bridge	You better find that bridge
680	00:27:02,022	00:27:03,324	because you ain't about to be idol on my watch.	because you ain't about to be idol on my watch.
681	00:27:03,357	00:27:04,925	Oh, I'm gonna be somebody's idol.	Oh, I'm gonna be somebody's idol.
682	00:27:04,958	00:27:06,327	- You can count on that. - And you can count on me	- You can count on that. - And you can count on me
683	00:27:06,360	00:27:08,062	taking your ass back to jail if you stay unemployed.	taking your ass back to jail if you stay unemployed.
684	00:27:08,095	00:27:10,030	- I mean that. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey, Lil E.	- I mean that. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey, Lil E.
685	00:27:10,064	00:27:13,100	Lil E. Lil E, what's old boy's name?	Lil E. Lil E, what's old boy's name?
686	00:27:13,133	00:27:14,635	The Tech Jew went on the internet,	The Tech Jew went on the internet,
687	00:27:14,668	00:27:16,036	the entrepreneur and got rich.	the entrepreneur and got rich.
688	00:27:16,070	00:27:17,638	- He'll never know. - Evan Spiegel?	- He'll never know. - Evan Spiegel?
689	00:27:17,671	00:27:19,173	No, the one that be with all the Asian gals.	No, the one that be with all the Asian gals.
690	00:27:19,206	00:27:21,475	- Oh, I know. - Mark Zuckerberg?	- Oh, I know. - Mark Zuckerberg?
691	00:27:21,508	00:27:22,876	That nigga. Yeah.	That nigga. Yeah.
692	00:27:22,910	00:27:24,545	Go on Mark Zuckerberg page and tell him	Go on Mark Zuckerberg page and tell him
693	00:27:24,578	00:27:26,246	that Cheryl said that he's unemployed.	that Cheryl said that he's unemployed.
694	00:27:26,280	00:27:28,015	- Let me know what he say. - No. Don't tell him that.	- Let me know what he say. - No. Don't tell him that.
695	00:27:28,048	00:27:30,117	I ain't say that. You the one on probation.	I ain't say that. You the one on probation.
696	00:27:30,150	00:27:32,886	Yeah. Okay. But nobody wanna hide no ex-felon	Yeah. Okay. But nobody wanna hide no ex-felon
697	00:27:32,920	00:27:34,488	and that's why I'm trying to explain to you, Cheryl.	and that's why I'm trying to explain to you, Cheryl.
698	00:27:34,521	00:27:36,623	You got a list of companies that do just that, TJ.	You got a list of companies that do just that, TJ.
699	00:27:36,657	00:27:38,592	Yeah. But that list... that list ain't as long	Yeah. But that list... that list ain't as long
700	00:27:38,625	00:27:40,094	as the list of companies that I worked for	as the list of companies that I worked for
701	00:27:40,127	00:27:41,328	when I was inside the joint.	when I was inside the joint.
702	00:27:41,362	00:27:44,598	And that's real nigga shit. Heard me?	And that's real nigga shit. Heard me?
703	00:27:44,631	00:27:46,600	Yow, I might as well talk to a fucking corpse	Yow, I might as well talk to a fucking corpse
704	00:27:46,633	00:27:48,302	because this, this one don't listen.	because this, this one don't listen.
705	00:27:48,335	00:27:50,571	Okay. I'ma be a rich corpse. Heard that?	Okay. I'ma be a rich corpse. Heard that?
706	00:27:50,604	00:27:53,640	CHERYL: I promised Momma Jackson that I was gonna do my best	CHERYL: I promised Momma Jackson that I was gonna do my best
707	00:27:53,674	00:27:55,342	to keep TJ out of prison and that's what I'm gonna do.	to keep TJ out of prison and that's what I'm gonna do.
708	00:27:55,376	00:27:56,944	TJ: I'm gonna do my best to keep TJ out of prison.	TJ: I'm gonna do my best to keep TJ out of prison.
709	00:27:56,977	00:27:58,445	- Stop ear hustling. - TJ: Cheryl don't do shit.	- Stop ear hustling. - TJ: Cheryl don't do shit.
710	00:27:58,479	00:28:00,247	I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to them.	I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to them.
711	00:28:00,280	00:28:02,182	- TJ: It's about me, though. - Okay. As I was saying...	- TJ: It's about me, though. - Okay. As I was saying...
712	00:28:02,216	00:28:04,084	- TJ: It's about me though. - ...this is what we're gonna	- TJ: It's about me though. - ...this is what we're gonna
713	00:28:04,118	00:28:05,652	do starting bright and early tomorrow morning,	do starting bright and early tomorrow morning,
714	00:28:05,686	00:28:08,188	I'ma be on TJ's doorstep every single day until he finds	I'ma be on TJ's doorstep every single day until he finds
715	00:28:08,222	00:28:10,023	himself a job. And you know what? I'ma personally drive	himself a job. And you know what? I'ma personally drive
716	00:28:10,057	00:28:11,658	him to every single interview because that's, that's what	him to every single interview because that's, that's what
717	00:28:11,692	00:28:13,327	- I'm... is that a check? - Can I... Can I just... can I	- I'm... is that a check? - Can I... Can I just... can I
718	00:28:13,360	00:28:14,962	- show you something? No. - Is it a check stub?	- show you something? No. - Is it a check stub?
719	00:28:14,995	00:28:16,430	- No. Okay. No. Okay. - Is it proof of employment?	- No. Okay. No. Okay. - Is it proof of employment?
720	00:28:16,463	00:28:18,098	Wait. But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on.	Wait. But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on.
721	00:28:18,132	00:28:19,666	Okay. Well, then there's nothing that I need to see.	Okay. Well, then there's nothing that I need to see.
722	00:28:19,701	00:28:21,368	The Toastmasters... if the Toastmasters came to you	The Toastmasters... if the Toastmasters came to you
723	00:28:21,402	00:28:23,337	and said I want you to be on a reality show.	and said I want you to be on a reality show.
724	00:28:23,370	00:28:25,506	Does that not say something about your credentials?	Does that not say something about your credentials?
725	00:28:25,539	00:28:27,040	Nice talk, TJ. I'ma see you tomorrow,	Nice talk, TJ. I'ma see you tomorrow,
726	00:28:27,074	00:28:28,675	- all right? - I... you just...	- all right? - I... you just...
727	00:28:28,710	00:28:31,111	WOMAN: Do you think your Uncle would make a great life coach?	WOMAN: Do you think your Uncle would make a great life coach?
728	00:28:31,145	00:28:32,312	TJ: Don't show up when I blow up.	TJ: Don't show up when I blow up.
729	00:28:32,346	00:28:34,214	I don't know.	I don't know.
730	00:28:34,248	00:28:36,083	SHAREA: You can't be a failure and a life coach	SHAREA: You can't be a failure and a life coach
731	00:28:36,116	00:28:37,651	at the same time.	at the same time.
732	00:28:37,684	00:28:39,386	What's wrong, Junior?	What's wrong, Junior?
733	00:28:42,589	00:28:44,358	TJ: I, as in Insurgents.	TJ: I, as in Insurgents.
734	00:28:44,391	00:28:47,194	J as in Jamiroquai. Yes, ma'am.	J as in Jamiroquai. Yes, ma'am.
735	00:28:47,227	00:28:48,462	Yes. Jackson.	Yes. Jackson.
736	00:28:48,495	00:28:49,963	Yeah. That's right.	Yeah. That's right.
737	00:28:49,997	00:28:51,331	Uh-hmm.	Uh-hmm.
738	00:28:51,365	00:28:53,634	So how many contestants do y'all usually have?	So how many contestants do y'all usually have?
739	00:28:55,703	00:28:58,539	Okay. Uh-hmm.	Okay. Uh-hmm.
740	00:28:58,572	00:29:01,108	Well, how did Toastmasters find me, anyway?	Well, how did Toastmasters find me, anyway?
741	00:29:02,543	00:29:04,344	Oh, yes.	Oh, yes.
742	00:29:04,378	00:29:05,112	Okay.	Okay.
743	00:29:06,647	00:29:08,415	No. Yes, ma'am, I did. Yes, I am.	No. Yes, ma'am, I did. Yes, I am.
744	00:29:08,449	00:29:09,516	Uh-hmm.	Uh-hmm.
745	00:29:09,550	00:29:12,085	No, thank you. Okay.	No, thank you. Okay.
746	00:29:12,119	00:29:13,987	Toastmasters just left a little message.	Toastmasters just left a little message.
747	00:29:14,021	00:29:15,556	Your sister won't sign the release waiver	Your sister won't sign the release waiver
748	00:29:15,589	00:29:17,124	for a documentary.	for a documentary.
749	00:29:17,157	00:29:19,326	Fuck, I don't want her to be in my shit, no way.	Fuck, I don't want her to be in my shit, no way.
750	00:29:19,359	00:29:22,162	But some of our best material is with you and Lil Eric.	But some of our best material is with you and Lil Eric.
751	00:29:22,196	00:29:24,097	It's the heart of our story.	It's the heart of our story.
752	00:29:24,131	00:29:25,299	Shit. Give it to me. I'll sign it.	Shit. Give it to me. I'll sign it.
753	00:29:25,332	00:29:27,067	No. Lil Eric is a minor.	No. Lil Eric is a minor.
754	00:29:27,100	00:29:29,303	We need a signature from his legal guardian.	We need a signature from his legal guardian.
755	00:29:29,336	00:29:30,738	Is that Sharea?	Is that Sharea?
756	00:29:30,772	00:29:33,173	You think we can get her to sign up before we leave?	You think we can get her to sign up before we leave?
757	00:29:34,709	00:29:36,176	Before you leave?	Before you leave?
758	00:29:37,712	00:29:39,079	- Well... - We have everything	- Well... - We have everything
759	00:29:39,112	00:29:40,782	that we need.	that we need.
760	00:29:40,815	00:29:43,317	So you...	So you...
761	00:29:43,350	00:29:44,752	you're gonna end the show in the middle	you're gonna end the show in the middle
762	00:29:44,786	00:29:46,420	of the fucking cliffhanger?	of the fucking cliffhanger?
763	00:29:46,453	00:29:49,656	Y'all don't wanna see a nigga go from baboon to tycoon?	Y'all don't wanna see a nigga go from baboon to tycoon?
764	00:29:49,690	00:29:52,092	RACHEL: Mr. Jackson, we actually didn't intend	RACHEL: Mr. Jackson, we actually didn't intend
765	00:29:52,125	00:29:54,461	to film as much as we did.	to film as much as we did.
766	00:29:54,495	00:29:58,065	But you did. I mean, you past that whole fucking	But you did. I mean, you past that whole fucking
767	00:29:58,098	00:29:59,466	10-minute class assignment.	10-minute class assignment.
768	00:29:59,500	00:30:02,102	Now you're in that Spielberg, Tyler Perry level shit	Now you're in that Spielberg, Tyler Perry level shit
769	00:30:02,135	00:30:04,037	with all the footage you done got.	with all the footage you done got.
770	00:30:04,071	00:30:06,774	Yes. But that wasn't the assignment.	Yes. But that wasn't the assignment.
771	00:30:06,808	00:30:08,475	Oh. Oh.	Oh. Oh.
772	00:30:08,509	00:30:09,643	Oh. Oh, okay.	Oh. Oh, okay.
773	00:30:09,676	00:30:11,713	Oh, I see. College, College Education	Oh, I see. College, College Education
774	00:30:11,746	00:30:13,213	got you trained real good. I get it.	got you trained real good. I get it.
775	00:30:13,247	00:30:15,182	- Okay. I get it. - What does that mean?	- Okay. I get it. - What does that mean?
776	00:30:15,215	00:30:17,084	No. Just means that your professor told you to do	No. Just means that your professor told you to do
777	00:30:17,117	00:30:18,552	a 10-minute assignment, right?	a 10-minute assignment, right?
778	00:30:18,585	00:30:21,154	And you happened into a full length feature blockbuster,	And you happened into a full length feature blockbuster,
779	00:30:21,188	00:30:23,257	but all you can think about is little 10-minute project	but all you can think about is little 10-minute project
780	00:30:23,290	00:30:25,827	that he told you to do, right?	that he told you to do, right?
781	00:30:25,860	00:30:30,063	RACHEL: Well, maybe if you did what you were told,	RACHEL: Well, maybe if you did what you were told,
782	00:30:30,097	00:30:31,766	you'd spend less time in jail.	you'd spend less time in jail.
783	00:30:31,799	00:30:32,800	TJ: Oh. Wow.	TJ: Oh. Wow.
784	00:30:32,834	00:30:35,135	Spunky little Wild Child, huh?	Spunky little Wild Child, huh?
785	00:30:35,168	00:30:37,304	Well, let me tell you something.	Well, let me tell you something.
786	00:30:38,539	00:30:40,674	You're a little younger. You might not get this.	You're a little younger. You might not get this.
787	00:30:40,708	00:30:43,243	But you don't need bars to be in prison.	But you don't need bars to be in prison.
788	00:30:43,277	00:30:45,212	You gotta ask yourself, "Why is it a nigga fresh out	You gotta ask yourself, "Why is it a nigga fresh out
789	00:30:45,245	00:30:46,714	the joint can see a brighter future for you	the joint can see a brighter future for you
790	00:30:46,748	00:30:49,416	than you can see for yourself?" Hmm?	than you can see for yourself?" Hmm?
791	00:30:50,818	00:30:52,519	How's that for confinement?	How's that for confinement?
792	00:31:12,840	00:31:14,441	You wanna hear some music?	You wanna hear some music?
793	00:31:14,474	00:31:15,843	What music? Your music?	What music? Your music?
794	00:31:15,877	00:31:17,477	- Yeah. - No.	- Yeah. - No.
795	00:31:27,822	00:31:29,623	It's obvious you don't have a plan.	It's obvious you don't have a plan.
796	00:31:29,656	00:31:31,759	- Would you like to hear mine? - TJ: Okay. Look, first of all,	- Would you like to hear mine? - TJ: Okay. Look, first of all,
797	00:31:31,793	00:31:33,694	don't be rolling your eyes at me because I ain't your momma.	don't be rolling your eyes at me because I ain't your momma.
798	00:31:33,728	00:31:35,529	And if you tell me your plan, don't tell it to me like you	And if you tell me your plan, don't tell it to me like you
799	00:31:35,562	00:31:36,898	think you're smarter than me.	think you're smarter than me.
800	00:31:36,931	00:31:39,266	LIL ERIC: Uh-hmm. First things first.	LIL ERIC: Uh-hmm. First things first.
801	00:31:39,299	00:31:41,568	You have at least 10,000 followers on Prison Logic.	You have at least 10,000 followers on Prison Logic.
802	00:31:41,602	00:31:43,270	- TJ: Uh-hmm. - RACHEL: That's his blog?	- TJ: Uh-hmm. - RACHEL: That's his blog?
803	00:31:43,303	00:31:45,740	- LIL ERIC: Yup. - RACHEL: That many followers?	- LIL ERIC: Yup. - RACHEL: That many followers?
804	00:31:45,773	00:31:48,375	- Are you sure? - I'm the one who maintains it,	- Are you sure? - I'm the one who maintains it,
805	00:31:49,911	00:31:52,379	I think.	I think.
806	00:31:52,412	00:31:55,315	Can I talk to my nephew off camera for a minute, please?	Can I talk to my nephew off camera for a minute, please?
807	00:31:55,349	00:31:57,719	- Can you step outside, please? - LIL ERIC: Yeah. Let's go.	- Can you step outside, please? - LIL ERIC: Yeah. Let's go.
808	00:32:01,254	00:32:03,557	[DOOR CLOSES]	[DOOR CLOSES]
809	00:32:03,590	00:32:04,591	You can't be snitching.	You can't be snitching.
810	00:32:04,625	00:32:06,426	- I'm not. - You just told her	- I'm not. - You just told her
811	00:32:06,460	00:32:08,662	that I got you maintaining my blog while I'm inside the joint.	that I got you maintaining my blog while I'm inside the joint.
812	00:32:08,695	00:32:10,197	- But it's true. - TJ: Yeah. Okay.	- But it's true. - TJ: Yeah. Okay.
813	00:32:10,230	00:32:13,300	Well, just don't talk about it on camera, okay?	Well, just don't talk about it on camera, okay?
814	00:32:13,333	00:32:15,903	Now, now, look, I'm talking to you like a man, okay?	Now, now, look, I'm talking to you like a man, okay?
815	00:32:15,937	00:32:18,740	Because your momma can't do it, okay?	Because your momma can't do it, okay?
816	00:32:18,773	00:32:20,407	You see that white girl over there?	You see that white girl over there?
817	00:32:20,440	00:32:21,709	She's not white. She's Asian.	She's not white. She's Asian.
818	00:32:21,743	00:32:23,577	Okay. Whatever. Well, she's so black curious,	Okay. Whatever. Well, she's so black curious,
819	00:32:23,610	00:32:24,712	she's probably gonna let me hit.	she's probably gonna let me hit.
820	00:32:24,746	00:32:26,346	But you got to make me look good.	But you got to make me look good.
821	00:32:26,380	00:32:28,649	- Make you look good? - Man, just tell me your plan.	- Make you look good? - Man, just tell me your plan.
822	00:32:28,682	00:32:30,417	Well, the first thing you should do is make	Well, the first thing you should do is make
823	00:32:30,450	00:32:31,719	an announcement on your blog.	an announcement on your blog.
824	00:32:31,753	00:32:33,320	Let all your followers know you're out	Let all your followers know you're out
825	00:32:33,353	00:32:35,355	and starting your own consultation business.	and starting your own consultation business.
826	00:32:35,389	00:32:36,891	Post it all over the Internet.	Post it all over the Internet.
827	00:32:36,924	00:32:38,692	But you just can't rely on social media.	But you just can't rely on social media.
828	00:32:38,726	00:32:40,360	You have to connect with the people.	You have to connect with the people.
829	00:32:40,394	00:32:41,863	You have to campaign and let the people	You have to campaign and let the people
830	00:32:41,896	00:32:43,563	know you're the real deal.	know you're the real deal.
831	00:32:43,597	00:32:46,366	Make flyers, go door to door, shake hands,	Make flyers, go door to door, shake hands,
832	00:32:46,400	00:32:47,534	kiss babies.	kiss babies.
833	00:32:49,670	00:32:50,637	I like that.	I like that.
834	00:32:50,671	00:32:51,672	Uh-huh.	Uh-huh.
835	00:32:51,706	00:32:52,807	You know what? Okay.	You know what? Okay.
836	00:32:52,840	00:32:53,941	Let me tell you something, man.	Let me tell you something, man.
837	00:32:53,975	00:32:56,643	Look, I know you ain't been hearing	Look, I know you ain't been hearing
838	00:32:56,677	00:32:58,345	from your daddy lately and then your momma	from your daddy lately and then your momma
839	00:32:58,378	00:32:59,881	having a tough time. But,	having a tough time. But,
840	00:32:59,914	00:33:02,282	you know, it don't mean that they don't love you,	you know, it don't mean that they don't love you,
841	00:33:02,315	00:33:03,617	you hear me?	you hear me?
842	00:33:03,650	00:33:05,519	I know.	I know.
843	00:33:05,552	00:33:07,822	Okay. I like your plan though, that's good.	Okay. I like your plan though, that's good.
844	00:33:07,855	00:33:09,289	Come on. Let's go.	Come on. Let's go.
845	00:33:12,026	00:33:13,761	All right. Sometimes that seatbelt	All right. Sometimes that seatbelt
846	00:33:13,795	00:33:17,732	don't lock in so if it don't, just sit safe, okay?	don't lock in so if it don't, just sit safe, okay?
847	00:33:17,765	00:33:20,367	Now, look, I just heard my nephew's plan,	Now, look, I just heard my nephew's plan,
848	00:33:20,400	00:33:22,436	I'll tell you the truth, okay?	I'll tell you the truth, okay?
849	00:33:22,469	00:33:24,671	Okay. It would be perfect plan if we were selling Girl Scout	Okay. It would be perfect plan if we were selling Girl Scout
850	00:33:24,706	00:33:26,007	cookies.	cookies.
851	00:33:26,040	00:33:28,508	This means I'm gonna stick to my initial blueprint,	This means I'm gonna stick to my initial blueprint,
852	00:33:28,542	00:33:30,444	okay? What I'ma do is I'll make an announcement	okay? What I'ma do is I'll make an announcement
853	00:33:30,477	00:33:33,014	on my blog, okay? Let all my followers know	on my blog, okay? Let all my followers know
854	00:33:33,047	00:33:35,515	that I'm out the joint and the nigga launching	that I'm out the joint and the nigga launching
855	00:33:35,549	00:33:37,284	his own consultation company.	his own consultation company.
856	00:33:37,317	00:33:39,386	And in fact, I'm gonna post that shit all over the internet.	And in fact, I'm gonna post that shit all over the internet.
857	00:33:39,419	00:33:41,756	- LIL ERIC: I just said that. - But I can't just rely	- LIL ERIC: I just said that. - But I can't just rely
858	00:33:41,789	00:33:45,659	on social media, see? So what I'ma do is I got...	on social media, see? So what I'ma do is I got...
859	00:33:45,692	00:33:47,594	I got to connect with the people	I got to connect with the people
860	00:33:47,627	00:33:49,764	on the grass roots level. You know what I'm saying?	on the grass roots level. You know what I'm saying?
861	00:33:49,797	00:33:51,531	So what I should do is I got to print flyers,	So what I should do is I got to print flyers,
862	00:33:51,565	00:33:53,300	I gotta go door to door, I got to shake hands,	I gotta go door to door, I got to shake hands,
863	00:33:53,333	00:33:56,503	I gotta kiss babies. Heard me?	I gotta kiss babies. Heard me?
864	00:33:56,536	00:33:58,005	Okay. Let's get started.	Okay. Let's get started.
865	00:33:58,039	00:33:59,941	[CAR ENGINE ON]	[CAR ENGINE ON]
866	00:33:59,974	00:34:03,878	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
867	00:34:07,982	00:34:09,050	I got another spot.	I got another spot.
868	00:34:11,618	00:34:14,021	Hey, y'all interested in some motivational speaking?	Hey, y'all interested in some motivational speaking?
869	00:34:14,055	00:34:15,455	Some life coaching?	Some life coaching?
870	00:34:15,489	00:34:16,958	I can come to y'all schools and talk.	I can come to y'all schools and talk.
871	00:34:16,991	00:34:18,926	How would you feel about yourself knowing you cheated	How would you feel about yourself knowing you cheated
872	00:34:18,960	00:34:21,996	on a woman that you spent so much time choosing?	on a woman that you spent so much time choosing?
873	00:34:22,029	00:34:24,598	WOMAN: I just now realize how much I am insecure.	WOMAN: I just now realize how much I am insecure.
874	00:34:24,631	00:34:27,400	My situation, my daughter made a choice for me	My situation, my daughter made a choice for me
875	00:34:27,434	00:34:29,003	not to date anyone.	not to date anyone.
876	00:34:29,036	00:34:30,570	Well, nigga, she's your daughter.	Well, nigga, she's your daughter.
877	00:34:30,604	00:34:32,372	My girlfriend dumped me in a foreign country.	My girlfriend dumped me in a foreign country.
878	00:34:32,405	00:34:33,975	So, you know Hakeem on Little Chicken?	So, you know Hakeem on Little Chicken?
879	00:34:34,008	00:34:35,675	Yeah. Them niggas doing like 12 years	Yeah. Them niggas doing like 12 years
880	00:34:35,710	00:34:37,945	in MKT for kidnapping and armed robbery.	in MKT for kidnapping and armed robbery.
881	00:34:37,979	00:34:40,014	WOMAN: I told her she's like, "Oh, look at me."	WOMAN: I told her she's like, "Oh, look at me."
882	00:34:40,047	00:34:41,749	I'm like, "Bitch, look at me. Shit.	I'm like, "Bitch, look at me. Shit.
883	00:34:41,783	00:34:43,416	Your love bubbles and banging.	Your love bubbles and banging.
884	00:34:43,450	00:34:46,087	I'm fucking up here with the white girl ass and shit.	I'm fucking up here with the white girl ass and shit.
885	00:34:46,120	00:34:47,855	I'm enjoying this motherfucker.	I'm enjoying this motherfucker.
886	00:34:47,889	00:34:49,891	And he ain't even reply back. I'm like, "Look, nigga,	And he ain't even reply back. I'm like, "Look, nigga,
887	00:34:49,924	00:34:52,425	all asses look the same bent over. Thank you.com."	all asses look the same bent over. Thank you.com."
888	00:34:52,459	00:34:54,729	People should be with you by choice	People should be with you by choice
889	00:34:54,762	00:34:55,997	not by manipulation.	not by manipulation.
890	00:34:56,030	00:34:57,799	You've been through your share of pain.	You've been through your share of pain.
891	00:34:57,832	00:34:59,801	But it's not up to your daughter	But it's not up to your daughter
892	00:34:59,834	00:35:01,601	to determine your healing process.	to determine your healing process.
893	00:35:01,635	00:35:03,570	I had just seen him, went home,	I had just seen him, went home,
894	00:35:03,603	00:35:06,941	and the nurse had called and said,	and the nurse had called and said,
895	00:35:06,974	00:35:08,743	"You know, your dad wants you to come up here."	"You know, your dad wants you to come up here."
896	00:35:08,776	00:35:12,013	You want wife, a side chick,	You want wife, a side chick,
897	00:35:12,046	00:35:13,714	but you're ruining your family for one.	but you're ruining your family for one.
898	00:35:13,748	00:35:16,383	Well, when you say it like that, it sounds very dumb.	Well, when you say it like that, it sounds very dumb.
899	00:35:16,416	00:35:18,485	Well, at that point, I will agree.	Well, at that point, I will agree.
900	00:35:18,518	00:35:20,453	- You don't like questions? - No.	- You don't like questions? - No.
901	00:35:20,487	00:35:23,390	Especially questions from the people that love you.	Especially questions from the people that love you.
902	00:35:23,423	00:35:25,458	I just sit and think that he would,	I just sit and think that he would,
903	00:35:25,492	00:35:27,561	you know, actually ever	you know, actually ever
904	00:35:27,594	00:35:29,663	really pass away.	really pass away.
905	00:35:29,696	00:35:32,900	TJ: Life is like a vending machine, man.	TJ: Life is like a vending machine, man.
906	00:35:32,934	00:35:35,036	It's full of change.	It's full of change.
907	00:35:35,069	00:35:37,738	So you got to be wise about your smacks.	So you got to be wise about your smacks.
908	00:35:37,772	00:35:39,639	You're on this green grass	You're on this green grass
909	00:35:39,673	00:35:41,374	looking beautiful, okay?	looking beautiful, okay?
910	00:35:41,408	00:35:42,977	You find a way to point out stars	You find a way to point out stars
911	00:35:43,010	00:35:44,078	and flat asses.	and flat asses.
912	00:35:44,111	00:35:45,545	One thing you learn in prison,	One thing you learn in prison,
913	00:35:45,579	00:35:47,048	it's not about the size of the ass,	it's not about the size of the ass,
914	00:35:47,081	00:35:49,116	it's the size of the asshole.	it's the size of the asshole.
915	00:35:49,150	00:35:51,085	We rather our kids go to school and ask questions	We rather our kids go to school and ask questions
916	00:35:51,118	00:35:52,753	than come home and ask questions.	than come home and ask questions.
917	00:35:52,787	00:35:54,789	And that's the problem. You are meditating more	And that's the problem. You are meditating more
918	00:35:54,822	00:35:57,490	on a daily basis...	on a daily basis...
919	00:35:57,524	00:36:01,162	about your history than you are about your future,	about your history than you are about your future,
920	00:36:01,195	00:36:04,598	and then you ask yourself why you keep finding niggas	and then you ask yourself why you keep finding niggas
921	00:36:04,631	00:36:06,600	that can't appreciate flat asses.	that can't appreciate flat asses.
922	00:36:06,633	00:36:07,702	Y'all getting this?	Y'all getting this?
923	00:36:07,735	00:36:10,037	This is good shit.	This is good shit.
924	00:36:10,071	00:36:11,839	I'm [INDISTINCT] give you an assignment.	I'm [INDISTINCT] give you an assignment.
925	00:36:11,873	00:36:14,608	Lil E, we're getting low on flyers.	Lil E, we're getting low on flyers.
926	00:36:14,641	00:36:17,144	Just put them on a nice card.	Just put them on a nice card.
927	00:36:17,178	00:36:18,813	That's the way you promote a business.	That's the way you promote a business.
928	00:36:18,846	00:36:20,047	Let's do some more.	Let's do some more.
929	00:36:20,081	00:36:21,615	You heard that quote I told that one girl?	You heard that quote I told that one girl?
930	00:36:21,648	00:36:23,184	RACHEL: Which quote? There were so many.	RACHEL: Which quote? There were so many.
931	00:36:23,217	00:36:25,452	"Just because someone admires you for your integrity	"Just because someone admires you for your integrity
932	00:36:25,485	00:36:26,754	doesn't mean they have integrity."	doesn't mean they have integrity."
933	00:36:26,787	00:36:28,155	It's one of my favoriteas.	It's one of my favoriteas.
934	00:36:28,189	00:36:29,891	RACHEL: People really took your advice to heart.	RACHEL: People really took your advice to heart.
935	00:36:29,924	00:36:31,691	I should've made a hundred and thirty-seven dollars	I should've made a hundred and thirty-seven dollars
936	00:36:31,726	00:36:33,493	off that shit too.	off that shit too.
937	00:36:40,234	00:36:41,601	How?	How?
938	00:36:46,941	00:36:48,642	[INDISTINCT] you got no pocket, do you think	[INDISTINCT] you got no pocket, do you think
939	00:36:48,675	00:36:51,145	I can get like five dollars from you?	I can get like five dollars from you?
940	00:36:51,178	00:36:55,082	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
941	00:37:02,023	00:37:03,724	Can I hold $20?	Can I hold $20?
942	00:37:03,758	00:37:04,992	Can I please hold $20?	Can I please hold $20?
943	00:37:05,026	00:37:06,827	So, you're actually asking for $20?	So, you're actually asking for $20?
944	00:37:06,861	00:37:08,062	You got like $20 I can hold?	You got like $20 I can hold?
945	00:37:08,095	00:37:10,031	Hold? Like just a hold?	Hold? Like just a hold?
946	00:37:10,064	00:37:11,198	Were you talking to my daughters?	Were you talking to my daughters?
947	00:37:11,232	00:37:13,600	- You are a fake coach. - Yeah.	- You are a fake coach. - Yeah.
948	00:37:13,633	00:37:15,669	I was just telling them that I can speak at they school.	I was just telling them that I can speak at they school.
949	00:37:15,703	00:37:17,470	You got three dollars, you got four dollars.	You got three dollars, you got four dollars.
950	00:37:17,504	00:37:19,506	- You got some change? - I don't... I... my wallet is on...	- You got some change? - I don't... I... my wallet is on...
951	00:37:19,539	00:37:22,043	is on the beach with my towel. You didn't say in the beginning	is on the beach with my towel. You didn't say in the beginning
952	00:37:22,076	00:37:24,845	that it's gonna cost me anything, you came up to me.	that it's gonna cost me anything, you came up to me.
953	00:37:24,879	00:37:26,613	- TJ: Okay. - I mean, you did a great job.	- TJ: Okay. - I mean, you did a great job.
954	00:37:26,646	00:37:28,983	Can I just get, like... you got... you got $10?	Can I just get, like... you got... you got $10?
955	00:37:29,016	00:37:30,751	Don't give him any money.	Don't give him any money.
956	00:37:30,785	00:37:33,220	Don't give him any money.	Don't give him any money.
957	00:37:33,254	00:37:34,956	- Did you give him money? - TJ: Lil Eric?	- Did you give him money? - TJ: Lil Eric?
958	00:37:34,989	00:37:37,825	- Did you give him money? - Come on.	- Did you give him money? - Come on.
959	00:37:37,858	00:37:40,627	I was just talking to this man about my life problems	I was just talking to this man about my life problems
960	00:37:40,660	00:37:41,929	and he asked me for money.	and he asked me for money.
961	00:37:41,963	00:37:44,165	- WOMAN: Uh-huh. - He took the money.	- WOMAN: Uh-huh. - He took the money.
962	00:37:44,198	00:37:46,666	- They are with him. - TJ: Come on, boy!	- They are with him. - TJ: Come on, boy!
963	00:37:52,106	00:37:54,507	That's for you, little nigga. You worked hard.	That's for you, little nigga. You worked hard.
964	00:37:56,243	00:37:57,912	You.	You.
965	00:37:57,945	00:37:59,646	That is my money.	That is my money.
966	00:37:59,679	00:38:01,115	Give me my money! Hey.	Give me my money! Hey.
967	00:38:01,148	00:38:02,883	- You want to run? - Put on your seatbelt, boy.	- You want to run? - Put on your seatbelt, boy.
968	00:38:02,917	00:38:04,651	Give me my money. You cannot run!	Give me my money. You cannot run!
969	00:38:04,684	00:38:06,187	You cannot... hey. Hey.	You cannot... hey. Hey.
970	00:38:06,220	00:38:07,955	Hey. What's your problem?	Hey. What's your problem?
971	00:38:07,989	00:38:09,656	You cannot run.	You cannot run.
972	00:38:09,689	00:38:11,792	TJ: If I had my gun [INDISTINCT] I'd whoop that nigga ass.	TJ: If I had my gun [INDISTINCT] I'd whoop that nigga ass.
973	00:38:11,826	00:38:13,560	Give me my money.	Give me my money.
974	00:38:13,593	00:38:17,198	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
975	00:38:25,672	00:38:28,009	RACHEL: Lil Eric, don't you miss being in school?	RACHEL: Lil Eric, don't you miss being in school?
976	00:38:28,042	00:38:29,944	I'm not missing nothing.	I'm not missing nothing.
977	00:38:34,715	00:38:36,250	RACHEL: You're not concerned with Lil Eric	RACHEL: You're not concerned with Lil Eric
978	00:38:36,283	00:38:37,918	- not being at school? - WOMAN: Excuse me.	- not being at school? - WOMAN: Excuse me.
979	00:38:37,952	00:38:40,121	- Do you have a permit? - RACHEL: Sorry.	- Do you have a permit? - RACHEL: Sorry.
980	00:38:40,154	00:38:42,757	WOMAN: Do you have a permit?	WOMAN: Do you have a permit?
981	00:38:42,790	00:38:44,325	Hey.	Hey.
982	00:38:44,358	00:38:46,060	TJ: All you get taught in these lower income	TJ: All you get taught in these lower income
983	00:38:46,093	00:38:48,062	public schools is how to fade on Sharkeesha.	public schools is how to fade on Sharkeesha.
984	00:38:48,095	00:38:49,964	RACHEL: I went to public school, I did fine.	RACHEL: I went to public school, I did fine.
985	00:38:49,997	00:38:51,999	Is that right? How much you wanna bet this little nigga	Is that right? How much you wanna bet this little nigga
986	00:38:52,033	00:38:53,834	- right here smarter than you? - RACHEL: How?	- right here smarter than you? - RACHEL: How?
987	00:38:53,868	00:38:55,635	TJ: Let me ask you this. Okay.	TJ: Let me ask you this. Okay.
988	00:38:55,668	00:38:57,338	There's three birds sitting on a wire,	There's three birds sitting on a wire,
989	00:38:57,371	00:39:00,007	I take out my pistol, I shoot one of the birds	I take out my pistol, I shoot one of the birds
990	00:39:00,041	00:39:01,776	on the wire, how many birds left on the wire?	on the wire, how many birds left on the wire?
991	00:39:01,809	00:39:03,744	What will be the proper response to that question?	What will be the proper response to that question?
992	00:39:03,778	00:39:05,612	- Ooh. - I'm not talking to you,	- Ooh. - I'm not talking to you,
993	00:39:05,645	00:39:07,915	Lil Eric. Come on now, Wild Child.	Lil Eric. Come on now, Wild Child.
994	00:39:07,948	00:39:09,750	RACHEL: What am I missing? I don't get it.	RACHEL: What am I missing? I don't get it.
995	00:39:09,784	00:39:11,018	TJ: Think about it, okay?	TJ: Think about it, okay?
996	00:39:11,052	00:39:12,253	There's three birds on the wire,	There's three birds on the wire,
997	00:39:12,286	00:39:14,755	I pull out the duel-y, bust it on one.	I pull out the duel-y, bust it on one.
998	00:39:14,789	00:39:16,689	- Ah! Me. - RACHEL: I get it.	- Ah! Me. - RACHEL: I get it.
999	00:39:16,724	00:39:19,026	No birds because the sound of the gunshot would scare off	No birds because the sound of the gunshot would scare off
1000	00:39:19,060	00:39:20,094	the other two birds?	the other two birds?
1001	00:39:20,127	00:39:21,762	- Is that right? - Ooh.	- Is that right? - Ooh.
1002	00:39:21,796	00:39:23,764	- RACHEL: What? - Yes, Lil Eric?	- RACHEL: What? - Yes, Lil Eric?
1003	00:39:23,798	00:39:26,233	The proper response would be to ask another question.	The proper response would be to ask another question.
1004	00:39:26,267	00:39:27,667	- Uh-hmm. - Why are you shooting	- Uh-hmm. - Why are you shooting
1005	00:39:27,701	00:39:29,804	at the bird? Are you hungry, Mr. Jackson?	at the bird? Are you hungry, Mr. Jackson?
1006	00:39:29,837	00:39:33,207	Would you like something to eat?	Would you like something to eat?
1007	00:39:33,240	00:39:34,308	Hmm.	Hmm.
1008	00:39:34,341	00:39:36,609	Assembly line response.	Assembly line response.
1009	00:39:36,643	00:39:37,978	Human response.	Human response.
1010	00:39:38,012	00:39:41,082	I don't know what you think you learned. Shit.	I don't know what you think you learned. Shit.
1011	00:39:41,115	00:39:42,216	Oh, shit.	Oh, shit.
1012	00:39:42,249	00:39:44,118	- What's going on? - Oh, shit.	- What's going on? - Oh, shit.
1013	00:39:46,020	00:39:48,055	Damn. Shit.	Damn. Shit.
1014	00:39:49,924	00:39:51,025	Okay.	Okay.
1015	00:39:52,426	00:39:53,794	Goddamn.	Goddamn.
1016	00:39:56,730	00:39:57,965	Shit.	Shit.
1017	00:40:00,234	00:40:02,002	Wait. Wait.	Wait. Wait.
1018	00:40:08,442	00:40:10,211	Look. Come here, boy.	Look. Come here, boy.
1019	00:40:12,313	00:40:14,315	Get over here.	Get over here.
1020	00:40:14,348	00:40:16,683	[CAR ALARM BEEPING]	[CAR ALARM BEEPING]
1021	00:40:16,717	00:40:18,352	Just hold on one second. Wait a minute.	Just hold on one second. Wait a minute.
1022	00:40:18,385	00:40:20,087	Oh, shit. Put your foot on the brake, boy.	Oh, shit. Put your foot on the brake, boy.
1023	00:40:20,121	00:40:22,156	You're gonna put it in neutral before hitting on the brake.	You're gonna put it in neutral before hitting on the brake.
1024	00:40:22,189	00:40:24,125	Well, take your foot off the brake now and maybe you're gonna	Well, take your foot off the brake now and maybe you're gonna
1025	00:40:24,158	00:40:26,026	break my back. It's rolling back, but it [INDISTINCT]	break my back. It's rolling back, but it [INDISTINCT]
1026	00:40:26,060	00:40:28,896	roll back [INDISTINCT] give a footing because my gators,	roll back [INDISTINCT] give a footing because my gators,
1027	00:40:28,929	00:40:31,698	they slip.	they slip.
1028	00:40:31,732	00:40:33,666	RACHEL: So, you're saying Lil Eric doesn't need to go	RACHEL: So, you're saying Lil Eric doesn't need to go
1029	00:40:33,701	00:40:36,437	- to school? - No, I'm saying the school	- to school? - No, I'm saying the school
1030	00:40:36,470	00:40:38,339	is supposed to be a place of learning, right?	is supposed to be a place of learning, right?
1031	00:40:38,372	00:40:41,342	So, if 90% of the curriculum is memorization,	So, if 90% of the curriculum is memorization,
1032	00:40:41,375	00:40:43,410	what exactly have you learned?	what exactly have you learned?
1033	00:40:43,444	00:40:44,812	You might learn how to memorize	You might learn how to memorize
1034	00:40:44,845	00:40:47,848	but have you learned how to learn?	but have you learned how to learn?
1035	00:40:47,882	00:40:50,284	Justin, get your ass out of the car and help push.	Justin, get your ass out of the car and help push.
1036	00:40:50,317	00:40:52,453	Just like that, Lil Eric.	Just like that, Lil Eric.
1037	00:40:52,486	00:40:55,122	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1038	00:41:04,431	00:41:05,933	We got to get some gas.	We got to get some gas.
1039	00:41:12,273	00:41:14,275	Come on, boy.	Come on, boy.
1040	00:41:14,308	00:41:17,945	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1041	00:41:17,978	00:41:20,447	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1042	00:41:29,957	00:41:32,259	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1043	00:41:32,293	00:41:35,095	RACHEL: For the first time in my life,	RACHEL: For the first time in my life,
1044	00:41:35,129	00:41:37,231	I found myself rethinking	I found myself rethinking
1045	00:41:37,264	00:41:39,133	everything I memorized,	everything I memorized,
1046	00:41:39,166	00:41:42,169	everything I thought I'd ever learned,	everything I thought I'd ever learned,
1047	00:41:42,203	00:41:46,173	who taught it to me and why.	who taught it to me and why.
1048	00:41:46,207	00:41:50,077	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1049	00:41:53,514	00:41:56,183	[FOOTSTEPS ARRIVING]	[FOOTSTEPS ARRIVING]
1050	00:42:01,889	00:42:05,726	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1051	00:42:34,588	00:42:37,191	Man, I tell you, you know.	Man, I tell you, you know.
1052	00:42:37,224	00:42:39,260	Don't get it twisted, there ain't a sentimental bone	Don't get it twisted, there ain't a sentimental bone
1053	00:42:39,293	00:42:40,961	in my body, you know, but me and Cheryl,	in my body, you know, but me and Cheryl,
1054	00:42:40,995	00:42:43,497	we was cool. We had like...	we was cool. We had like...
1055	00:42:49,169	00:42:51,505	this motherfucker is just trying to sabotage me.	this motherfucker is just trying to sabotage me.
1056	00:42:53,007	00:42:54,541	Goddamn, Momma. That's why I don't like	Goddamn, Momma. That's why I don't like
1057	00:42:54,575	00:42:56,143	nobody in my room.	nobody in my room.
1058	00:42:58,312	00:42:59,980	Who left the phone off the hook?	Who left the phone off the hook?
1059	00:43:00,014	00:43:01,915	I'm out there beating the pavement all day trying	I'm out there beating the pavement all day trying
1060	00:43:01,949	00:43:03,484	to get the phone to ring, I come home,	to get the phone to ring, I come home,
1061	00:43:03,517	00:43:05,019	the phone off the hook.	the phone off the hook.
1062	00:43:06,587	00:43:08,522	When I get my money up, man, I'm getting me a iPhone	When I get my money up, man, I'm getting me a iPhone
1063	00:43:08,555	00:43:10,591	with a gang of minutes.	with a gang of minutes.
1064	00:43:10,624	00:43:12,826	You didn't leave my phone off the hook, did you?	You didn't leave my phone off the hook, did you?
1065	00:43:12,860	00:43:15,029	WOMAN: Yes the fuck I did 'cause don't nobody call it	WOMAN: Yes the fuck I did 'cause don't nobody call it
1066	00:43:15,062	00:43:16,830	but bill collectors and telemarketers	but bill collectors and telemarketers
1067	00:43:16,864	00:43:18,999	and it's getting on my damn nerves.	and it's getting on my damn nerves.
1068	00:43:20,334	00:43:22,269	How'd y'all do today?	How'd y'all do today?
1069	00:43:22,303	00:43:25,472	I'll let Uncle TJ tell it.	I'll let Uncle TJ tell it.
1070	00:43:25,506	00:43:29,009	RACHEL: You were very optimistic when you first left prison.	RACHEL: You were very optimistic when you first left prison.
1071	00:43:29,043	00:43:30,611	- How do you feel now? - Well, it's obvious	- How do you feel now? - Well, it's obvious
1072	00:43:30,644	00:43:33,914	we had some setbacks today but like we say in prison,	we had some setbacks today but like we say in prison,
1073	00:43:33,947	00:43:36,550	"If it ain't ISIS, it ain't a crisis." Heard me?	"If it ain't ISIS, it ain't a crisis." Heard me?
1074	00:43:36,583	00:43:38,919	Four more Lil Eric, then go down and do your push-ups.	Four more Lil Eric, then go down and do your push-ups.
1075	00:43:38,952	00:43:39,920	LIL ERIC: I can't.	LIL ERIC: I can't.
1076	00:43:39,953	00:43:40,921	What?	What?
1077	00:43:40,954	00:43:42,022	I've got it.	I've got it.
1078	00:43:42,056	00:43:43,957	I've got it. I've got it.	I've got it. I've got it.
1079	00:43:43,991	00:43:45,426	That's what I thought.	That's what I thought.
1080	00:43:45,459	00:43:47,995	Now go down and do four push-ups like I showed you.	Now go down and do four push-ups like I showed you.
1081	00:43:48,028	00:43:49,463	We don't use that language around here, boy,	We don't use that language around here, boy,
1082	00:43:49,496	00:43:51,165	especially when TJ home.	especially when TJ home.
1083	00:43:51,198	00:43:53,033	And when Cheryl come here tomorrow, I'm gonna tell her ass	And when Cheryl come here tomorrow, I'm gonna tell her ass
1084	00:43:53,067	00:43:55,302	straight up that I ain't gonna apply for no damn gigs.	straight up that I ain't gonna apply for no damn gigs.
1085	00:43:55,336	00:43:57,071	TJ work for TJ.	TJ work for TJ.
1086	00:43:57,104	00:43:59,139	Can't take me out the plastic and put me back in the box	Can't take me out the plastic and put me back in the box
1087	00:43:59,173	00:44:00,974	like some of these collectible niggas.	like some of these collectible niggas.
1088	00:44:01,008	00:44:03,310	That's why we ain't together now. Good job, wardy.	That's why we ain't together now. Good job, wardy.
1089	00:44:03,344	00:44:04,945	Go and get you a meal.	Go and get you a meal.
1090	00:44:06,914	00:44:08,215	LIL ERIC: Momma.	LIL ERIC: Momma.
1091	00:44:20,327	00:44:24,198	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1092	00:44:41,515	00:44:43,250	I think if I show people some of my writings,	I think if I show people some of my writings,
1093	00:44:43,283	00:44:45,252	I might give them a good idea of what I'm capable of,	I might give them a good idea of what I'm capable of,
1094	00:44:45,285	00:44:47,688	this [INDISTINCT] my seminar called	this [INDISTINCT] my seminar called
1095	00:44:47,722	00:44:49,456	"What You See Is What You Saw ."	"What You See Is What You Saw ."
1096	00:44:49,490	00:44:51,592	Shit might be a good title for this documentary.	Shit might be a good title for this documentary.
1097	00:44:51,625	00:44:53,494	- RACHEL: Is it published? - It's not yet but once	- RACHEL: Is it published? - It's not yet but once
1098	00:44:53,527	00:44:55,295	this movie come out, watch what happens.	this movie come out, watch what happens.
1099	00:44:55,329	00:44:59,199	Hey, we gotta go before Cheryl get here.	Hey, we gotta go before Cheryl get here.
1100	00:45:12,446	00:45:14,381	LIL ERIC: Where are you going? I can't go with you?	LIL ERIC: Where are you going? I can't go with you?
1101	00:45:14,415	00:45:16,083	MOMMA JACKSON: Junior?	MOMMA JACKSON: Junior?
1102	00:45:16,116	00:45:17,951	Is that you out there?	Is that you out there?
1103	00:45:25,392	00:45:27,361	TJ: This one's hotter. It's a little hotter, Momma.	TJ: This one's hotter. It's a little hotter, Momma.
1104	00:45:27,394	00:45:29,496	Here, just... okay.	Here, just... okay.
1105	00:45:29,530	00:45:31,532	- I'll just put it right here. - MOMMA JACKSON: Ooh, all right.	- I'll just put it right here. - MOMMA JACKSON: Ooh, all right.
1106	00:45:31,565	00:45:33,667	TJ: All right.	TJ: All right.
1107	00:45:33,701	00:45:36,503	MOMMA JACKSON: Oh, thank you, baby.	MOMMA JACKSON: Oh, thank you, baby.
1108	00:45:36,537	00:45:37,971	- Ooh, and... - Okay.	- Ooh, and... - Okay.
1109	00:45:38,005	00:45:40,742	And empty my bedpan, please.	And empty my bedpan, please.
1110	00:45:40,775	00:45:42,543	Momma, act like you got some shame.	Momma, act like you got some shame.
1111	00:45:42,576	00:45:43,977	There's cameras in here.	There's cameras in here.
1112	00:45:44,011	00:45:45,312	Oh, boy.	Oh, boy.
1113	00:45:47,414	00:45:49,116	When the last time y'all emptied this out?	When the last time y'all emptied this out?
1114	00:45:49,149	00:45:51,485	About a week ago when Oprah's on "The Butler."	About a week ago when Oprah's on "The Butler."
1115	00:45:53,153	00:45:54,555	You taking them things on an empty stomach?	You taking them things on an empty stomach?
1116	00:45:54,588	00:45:56,390	That's probably why you're getting sick in the morning.	That's probably why you're getting sick in the morning.
1117	00:45:56,423	00:45:58,292	Get them out of here, boy.	Get them out of here, boy.
1118	00:45:58,325	00:46:00,661	[OIL SIZZLES]	[OIL SIZZLES]
1119	00:46:00,694	00:46:04,598	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1120	00:46:13,574	00:46:16,143	You hungry?	You hungry?
1121	00:46:16,176	00:46:17,712	Give this to your grandmomma.	Give this to your grandmomma.
1122	00:46:20,514	00:46:24,418	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1123	00:46:30,524	00:46:32,426	CHERYL: Hey.	CHERYL: Hey.
1124	00:46:32,459	00:46:33,761	Hey.	Hey.
1125	00:46:33,795	00:46:36,463	Look [INDISTINCT] early, I'm impressed, TJ.	Look [INDISTINCT] early, I'm impressed, TJ.
1126	00:46:36,497	00:46:37,799	I get to spend the day with you.	I get to spend the day with you.
1127	00:46:37,832	00:46:39,734	- I was looking forward to it. - Oh, man.	- I was looking forward to it. - Oh, man.
1128	00:46:39,767	00:46:41,703	- You look nice. - CHERYL: Aw, thank you.	- You look nice. - CHERYL: Aw, thank you.
1129	00:46:41,736	00:46:44,404	Look at you. You just... you know what?	Look at you. You just... you know what?
1130	00:46:44,438	00:46:46,406	Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.	Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
1131	00:46:46,440	00:46:49,576	Hey. Y'all two.	Hey. Y'all two.
1132	00:46:49,610	00:46:51,378	I'm feeling a little cooperative today,	I'm feeling a little cooperative today,
1133	00:46:51,411	00:46:53,380	TJ and I showered up early. Come on.	TJ and I showered up early. Come on.
1134	00:46:53,413	00:46:55,249	Y'all wanna rode? Catch them glimpses	Y'all wanna rode? Catch them glimpses
1135	00:46:55,282	00:46:57,317	- of his little life? - TJ: I told you.	- of his little life? - TJ: I told you.
1136	00:46:57,351	00:46:59,286	You ain't tell me and then you was over there messing	You ain't tell me and then you was over there messing
1137	00:46:59,319	00:47:01,255	- with that other girl. - TJ: She was messing with me.	- with that other girl. - TJ: She was messing with me.
1138	00:47:01,288	00:47:02,689	I was just doing what I had to do.	I was just doing what I had to do.
1139	00:47:02,724	00:47:05,392	- CHERYL: You know she got shot. - TJ: Yeah. Uh-hmm.	- CHERYL: You know she got shot. - TJ: Yeah. Uh-hmm.
1140	00:47:06,360	00:47:07,361	Lost her leg.	Lost her leg.
1141	00:47:07,394	00:47:08,695	Yeah. I heard. I heard.	Yeah. I heard. I heard.
1142	00:47:08,730	00:47:11,265	I thought she lost her leg with diabetes.	I thought she lost her leg with diabetes.
1143	00:47:11,298	00:47:12,299	That's what they said	That's what they said
1144	00:47:12,332	00:47:13,735	but she started stripping again,	but she started stripping again,
1145	00:47:13,768	00:47:15,369	- so I... - Oh with a little specialty shot	- so I... - Oh with a little specialty shot
1146	00:47:15,402	00:47:16,403	what they do on the amputees.	what they do on the amputees.
1147	00:47:16,436	00:47:17,739	- Yeah. - TJ: Yup.	- Yeah. - TJ: Yup.
1148	00:47:17,772	00:47:20,240	That shot make a lot of money.	That shot make a lot of money.
1149	00:47:21,408	00:47:22,442	Give me that.	Give me that.
1150	00:47:22,476	00:47:24,511	RACHEL: Oh, my God. Thank you.	RACHEL: Oh, my God. Thank you.
1151	00:47:28,248	00:47:30,584	CHERYL: I try not to deal with that kind of,	CHERYL: I try not to deal with that kind of,
1152	00:47:30,617	00:47:33,253	negative environment anymore, you know?	negative environment anymore, you know?
1153	00:47:33,287	00:47:34,655	You know, I try to stay positive.	You know, I try to stay positive.
1154	00:47:34,688	00:47:36,156	I'm back in church.	I'm back in church.
1155	00:47:36,189	00:47:37,725	I have to make sure the job don't take...	I have to make sure the job don't take...
1156	00:47:37,759	00:47:40,394	part of me, take hold of me,	part of me, take hold of me,
1157	00:47:40,427	00:47:42,095	you know? What the focus is...	you know? What the focus is...
1158	00:47:42,129	00:47:43,630	with you is to really...	with you is to really...
1159	00:47:43,664	00:47:45,332	hey, Sharlene.	hey, Sharlene.
1160	00:47:45,365	00:47:47,401	But let me tell you something about Sharlene,	But let me tell you something about Sharlene,
1161	00:47:47,434	00:47:49,636	Sharlene...	Sharlene...
1162	00:47:49,670	00:47:51,605	Sharlene got three jobs.	Sharlene got three jobs.
1163	00:47:51,638	00:47:53,440	How old he tell you he was?	How old he tell you he was?
1164	00:47:53,473	00:47:54,842	How old? What did he say?	How old? What did he say?
1165	00:47:54,876	00:47:57,344	- JUSTINE: I think like 32. - What?	- JUSTINE: I think like 32. - What?
1166	00:47:57,377	00:47:58,412	[laughs]	[laughs]
1167	00:47:58,445	00:47:59,646	TJ: No. I said... no.	TJ: No. I said... no.
1168	00:47:59,680	00:48:01,148	I said it's been 32 years	I said it's been 32 years
1169	00:48:01,181	00:48:04,284	since I've been to juvie.	since I've been to juvie.
1170	00:48:04,318	00:48:06,486	- Don't let her fool you. - CHERYL: Don't listen to the...	- Don't let her fool you. - CHERYL: Don't listen to the...
1171	00:48:06,520	00:48:08,221	Don't let Cheryl fool you. Just so you know,	Don't let Cheryl fool you. Just so you know,
1172	00:48:08,255	00:48:09,757	- okay? - I wonder, uh... listen.	- okay? - I wonder, uh... listen.
1173	00:48:09,791	00:48:11,759	TJ: She might look young but let me tell you something.	TJ: She might look young but let me tell you something.
1174	00:48:11,793	00:48:13,226	Cheryl got that vintage pussy.	Cheryl got that vintage pussy.
1175	00:48:13,260	00:48:14,428	Don't let her fool you.	Don't let her fool you.
1176	00:48:14,461	00:48:15,830	She got that vintage pussy, okay? She...	She got that vintage pussy, okay? She...
1177	00:48:15,863	00:48:17,130	- MVP. - TJ: She might be young	- MVP. - TJ: She might be young
1178	00:48:17,164	00:48:19,399	- MVP. - [LAUGHS]	- MVP. - [LAUGHS]
1179	00:48:19,433	00:48:20,868	[LAUGHS] That's what it's there for.	[LAUGHS] That's what it's there for.
1180	00:48:20,902	00:48:23,570	- MVP. - Uh-huh.	- MVP. - Uh-huh.
1181	00:48:23,604	00:48:26,139	Okay. Uh-hmm.	Okay. Uh-hmm.
1182	00:48:26,173	00:48:27,174	You know, nigga.	You know, nigga.
1183	00:48:27,207	00:48:28,609	Don't... listen. This is...	Don't... listen. This is...
1184	00:48:28,642	00:48:30,644	this on camera, take...	this on camera, take...
1185	00:48:30,677	00:48:32,312	hey, take... you can take that shit out.	hey, take... you can take that shit out.
1186	00:48:32,346	00:48:34,348	- They can edit that out? - Y'all gonna take that part out.	- They can edit that out? - Y'all gonna take that part out.
1187	00:48:34,381	00:48:36,450	- Please do. - Okay. Y'all can't handle that	- Please do. - Okay. Y'all can't handle that
1188	00:48:36,483	00:48:37,719	'cause you're professional.	'cause you're professional.
1189	00:48:37,752	00:48:39,186	Exactly.	Exactly.
1190	00:48:39,219	00:48:40,922	Go inside, ask for application,	Go inside, ask for application,
1191	00:48:40,955	00:48:42,824	and I'mma have you fill it out.	and I'mma have you fill it out.
1192	00:48:44,391	00:48:46,560	Hurry up, ain't got all day.	Hurry up, ain't got all day.
1193	00:48:49,296	00:48:52,199	Give me some nuts.	Give me some nuts.
1194	00:48:52,232	00:48:54,334	CHERYL: Okay. Age.	CHERYL: Okay. Age.
1195	00:48:54,368	00:48:56,236	Same as you.	Same as you.
1196	00:48:56,269	00:48:57,604	Shit.	Shit.
1197	00:48:58,873	00:49:02,175	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1198	00:49:04,712	00:49:08,315	Next is previous job experience.	Next is previous job experience.
1199	00:49:08,348	00:49:10,317	TJ: Telecommunications, hotel management,	TJ: Telecommunications, hotel management,
1200	00:49:10,350	00:49:12,586	hotel reservations, tilapia farming,	hotel reservations, tilapia farming,
1201	00:49:12,619	00:49:14,221	- toxic waste management. - Wait.	- toxic waste management. - Wait.
1202	00:49:14,254	00:49:15,857	- Pick one. - For real?	- Pick one. - For real?
1203	00:49:15,890	00:49:18,960	Yeah.	Yeah.
1204	00:49:18,993	00:49:21,194	CHERYL: Reasons for leaving prior jobs?	CHERYL: Reasons for leaving prior jobs?
1205	00:49:21,228	00:49:22,496	What? What do you mean?	What? What do you mean?
1206	00:49:22,529	00:49:24,264	Why did you stop doing telecommunications?	Why did you stop doing telecommunications?
1207	00:49:24,297	00:49:25,532	Because I got out of prison.	Because I got out of prison.
1208	00:49:25,565	00:49:26,968	Okay. Why did you stop tilapia farming?	Okay. Why did you stop tilapia farming?
1209	00:49:27,001	00:49:28,535	Because I got out of prison.	Because I got out of prison.
1210	00:49:28,568	00:49:30,337	CHERYL: What about toxic waste management job?	CHERYL: What about toxic waste management job?
1211	00:49:30,370	00:49:32,305	- 'Cause I got out of prison. - You got out of prison.	- 'Cause I got out of prison. - You got out of prison.
1212	00:49:32,339	00:49:33,975	Okay. All right. I get it. TJ: What the fuck I'd do	Okay. All right. I get it. TJ: What the fuck I'd do
1213	00:49:34,008	00:49:35,710	- with my lighter? - CHERYL: Just use mine.	- with my lighter? - CHERYL: Just use mine.
1214	00:49:35,743	00:49:38,412	It's right in the glove compartment, it's two in there.	It's right in the glove compartment, it's two in there.
1215	00:49:38,445	00:49:40,614	- That's all filled out? - That's everything.	- That's all filled out? - That's everything.
1216	00:49:40,647	00:49:42,482	- CHERYL: All right. - TJ: All right.	- CHERYL: All right. - TJ: All right.
1217	00:49:42,516	00:49:43,885	Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.	Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1218	00:49:43,918	00:49:45,820	- What? - What is that?	- What? - What is that?
1219	00:49:45,853	00:49:47,688	- This? - CHERYL: Yeah. What's that?	- This? - CHERYL: Yeah. What's that?
1220	00:49:47,722	00:49:50,323	- It's my mixtape. - Nah, give it to me.	- It's my mixtape. - Nah, give it to me.
1221	00:49:51,458	00:49:53,326	All right. Go ahead.	All right. Go ahead.
1222	00:49:55,662	00:49:56,764	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1223	00:49:56,798	00:49:58,498	TJ: Tijuana Jackson.	TJ: Tijuana Jackson.
1224	00:49:58,532	00:50:01,468	Ex-convict turned motivational speaker.	Ex-convict turned motivational speaker.
1225	00:50:02,669	00:50:05,907	I'm a life coach with a goon hand.	I'm a life coach with a goon hand.
1226	00:50:05,940	00:50:08,375	If you hit me on Twitter,	If you hit me on Twitter,
1227	00:50:08,408	00:50:10,377	I help to get your life right.	I help to get your life right.
1228	00:50:10,410	00:50:11,846	Desired position?	Desired position?
1229	00:50:11,879	00:50:13,346	Doggy style.	Doggy style.
1230	00:50:14,381	00:50:15,682	- That's it. I'm done. - What?	- That's it. I'm done. - What?
1231	00:50:15,717	00:50:17,517	- No, Cheryl. - No, you play too much. No.	- No, Cheryl. - No, you play too much. No.
1232	00:50:17,551	00:50:19,486	- I was in jail. Cheryl, come on. - Fill it out for me.	- I was in jail. Cheryl, come on. - Fill it out for me.
1233	00:50:19,519	00:50:21,022	-CHERYL: No, you fill it out.	-CHERYL: No, you fill it out.
1234	00:50:21,055	00:50:22,422	Wait. What's that?	Wait. What's that?
1235	00:50:22,456	00:50:23,825	You said to get an application.	You said to get an application.
1236	00:50:23,858	00:50:26,728	CHERYL: No, no. Not that. That. Those.	CHERYL: No, no. Not that. That. Those.
1237	00:50:26,761	00:50:28,328	Why can't I get you no flowers?	Why can't I get you no flowers?
1238	00:50:28,361	00:50:29,629	CHERYL: Oh, wait, those are for me?	CHERYL: Oh, wait, those are for me?
1239	00:50:29,663	00:50:30,965	Well, you ain't getting on my nerves	Well, you ain't getting on my nerves
1240	00:50:30,998	00:50:32,432	as much as I thought you would.	as much as I thought you would.
1241	00:50:32,466	00:50:34,301	CHERYL: [CHUCKLES] Well, ditto, nigga.	CHERYL: [CHUCKLES] Well, ditto, nigga.
1242	00:50:34,334	00:50:35,737	'Cause you kind of remind me the old days	'Cause you kind of remind me the old days
1243	00:50:35,770	00:50:37,437	a little bit. Remember when [INDISTINCT]	a little bit. Remember when [INDISTINCT]
1244	00:50:37,471	00:50:39,006	'cause you throw them the rent party?	'cause you throw them the rent party?
1245	00:50:39,040	00:50:41,374	[CHERYL LAUGHING]	[CHERYL LAUGHING]
1246	00:50:41,408	00:50:44,478	- Yeah. That's for you. - Oh, thanks. Nice.	- Yeah. That's for you. - Oh, thanks. Nice.
1247	00:50:44,511	00:50:46,781	You ain't steal this, did you?	You ain't steal this, did you?
1248	00:50:46,814	00:50:50,718	Uh-uh. Let's fill out this application.	Uh-uh. Let's fill out this application.
1249	00:50:50,752	00:50:52,385	They're pretty.	They're pretty.
1250	00:50:54,488	00:50:55,757	All right. So,	All right. So,
1251	00:50:55,790	00:50:58,993	gonna see you tomorrow.	gonna see you tomorrow.
1252	00:50:59,026	00:51:00,962	Will nigga got a choice?	Will nigga got a choice?
1253	00:51:00,995	00:51:02,830	You? I mean, yeah, you...	You? I mean, yeah, you...
1254	00:51:02,864	00:51:05,432	get a job or go back to prison.	get a job or go back to prison.
1255	00:51:05,465	00:51:08,268	- That's the choice. - TJ: [CHUCKLES]	- That's the choice. - TJ: [CHUCKLES]
1256	00:51:10,337	00:51:12,907	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1257	00:51:14,508	00:51:17,344	All right.	All right.
1258	00:51:17,377	00:51:20,014	- CHERYL: Bye. - TJ: Bye-bye.	- CHERYL: Bye. - TJ: Bye-bye.
1259	00:51:20,047	00:51:22,616	Hey, uh, TJ, thanks.	Hey, uh, TJ, thanks.
1260	00:51:22,649	00:51:23,718	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
1261	00:51:23,751	00:51:25,485	I thought you like the colors.	I thought you like the colors.
1262	00:51:25,519	00:51:26,620	Yup. Yeah.	Yup. Yeah.
1263	00:51:26,653	00:51:28,321	No, I like it.	No, I like it.
1264	00:51:28,355	00:51:29,422	Yellow [INDISTINCT]	Yellow [INDISTINCT]
1265	00:51:29,456	00:51:31,759	[LAUGHS] right.	[LAUGHS] right.
1266	00:51:37,397	00:51:39,299	You won't get the fuck out of the car?	You won't get the fuck out of the car?
1267	00:51:41,535	00:51:43,503	Momma.	Momma.
1268	00:51:43,537	00:51:44,538	Cameras on deck.	Cameras on deck.
1269	00:51:44,571	00:51:45,840	- Hey, unc. - Hey.	- Hey, unc. - Hey.
1270	00:51:45,873	00:51:47,742	Hey.	Hey.
1271	00:51:49,944	00:51:52,679	Did he find a job?	Did he find a job?
1272	00:51:52,713	00:51:54,015	Doubt it.	Doubt it.
1273	00:51:55,415	00:51:58,451	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1274	00:52:00,721	00:52:01,856	[PHONE RINGS]	[PHONE RINGS]
1275	00:52:01,889	00:52:03,690	What was that?	What was that?
1276	00:52:04,859	00:52:06,526	I got three messages.	I got three messages.
1277	00:52:06,560	00:52:08,863	Y'all are rolling... y'all are rolling, right?	Y'all are rolling... y'all are rolling, right?
1278	00:52:10,097	00:52:11,766	ROBERT: Hello, Mr. Jackson.	ROBERT: Hello, Mr. Jackson.
1279	00:52:11,799	00:52:14,634	This is Robert Marshall of Hollywood Carwash.	This is Robert Marshall of Hollywood Carwash.
1280	00:52:14,668	00:52:17,370	We reviewed your application. Unfortunately, we're not...	We reviewed your application. Unfortunately, we're not...
1281	00:52:17,404	00:52:18,773	WENDY: Mr. Tijuana Jackson,	WENDY: Mr. Tijuana Jackson,
1282	00:52:18,806	00:52:20,440	this is Wendy Reisman from the...	this is Wendy Reisman from the...
1283	00:52:20,473	00:52:21,742	99 Cent Store in Plantation.	99 Cent Store in Plantation.
1284	00:52:21,776	00:52:22,944	You dropped off an application	You dropped off an application
1285	00:52:22,977	00:52:24,879	earlier this afternoon and a mixtape.	earlier this afternoon and a mixtape.
1286	00:52:24,912	00:52:26,446	Was that intentional?	Was that intentional?
1287	00:52:26,479	00:52:28,115	BRENT: Mr. Tijuana Jackson, this is...	BRENT: Mr. Tijuana Jackson, this is...
1288	00:52:28,149	00:52:29,851	Brent Cobbler calling in behalf	Brent Cobbler calling in behalf
1289	00:52:29,884	00:52:32,686	of Orlando's International Toastmasters Club.	of Orlando's International Toastmasters Club.
1290	00:52:32,720	00:52:34,121	We would like to congratulate you	We would like to congratulate you
1291	00:52:34,155	00:52:36,090	on being selected to audition for a spot	on being selected to audition for a spot
1292	00:52:36,123	00:52:38,726	in this season's Toastmaster's reality show.	in this season's Toastmaster's reality show.
1293	00:52:38,759	00:52:41,394	You stand to win a worldwide speaking career	You stand to win a worldwide speaking career
1294	00:52:41,428	00:52:44,698	and up to $50,000 in cash and prizes.	and up to $50,000 in cash and prizes.
1295	00:52:44,732	00:52:46,167	If you are interested at all,	If you are interested at all,
1296	00:52:46,200	00:52:49,837	please give us a call at 954-280...	please give us a call at 954-280...
1297	00:52:49,871	00:52:52,505	4979. Look for Cindy.	4979. Look for Cindy.
1298	00:52:52,539	00:52:53,774	I told you.	I told you.
1299	00:52:53,808	00:52:55,475	What the fuck did I tell you? Did you...	What the fuck did I tell you? Did you...
1300	00:52:55,508	00:52:57,477	did y'all get that... did y'all get that on video?	did y'all get that... did y'all get that on video?
1301	00:52:57,510	00:52:58,612	Did you get that? You get that?	Did you get that? You get that?
1302	00:52:58,645	00:53:00,014	- What did I tell you? - Orlando?	- What did I tell you? - Orlando?
1303	00:53:00,047	00:53:01,849	- Disney World? - Shh. Goddamn.	- Disney World? - Shh. Goddamn.
1304	00:53:01,883	00:53:03,617	- What is it, Junior? - Nothing, momma.	- What is it, Junior? - Nothing, momma.
1305	00:53:03,650	00:53:05,086	Just got me a job. That's all.	Just got me a job. That's all.
1306	00:53:05,119	00:53:07,788	Let me be the one to tell her what it is, okay?	Let me be the one to tell her what it is, okay?
1307	00:53:07,822	00:53:10,690	Goddamn. Hold it down, nigga.	Goddamn. Hold it down, nigga.
1308	00:53:10,725	00:53:11,893	What'd I tell y'all?	What'd I tell y'all?
1309	00:53:11,926	00:53:13,593	What did I say?	What did I say?
1310	00:53:15,096	00:53:17,564	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1311	00:53:17,597	00:53:20,400	TJ: Is it a progress, only have one source of ID?	TJ: Is it a progress, only have one source of ID?
1312	00:53:21,903	00:53:23,570	Okay.	Okay.
1313	00:53:23,603	00:53:24,972	Uh-hmm.	Uh-hmm.
1314	00:53:25,006	00:53:26,741	Yes, ma'am.	Yes, ma'am.
1315	00:53:26,774	00:53:29,010	Oh, I'mma be there bright and early.	Oh, I'mma be there bright and early.
1316	00:53:29,944	00:53:32,713	No, thank you.	No, thank you.
1317	00:53:32,747	00:53:35,482	If you do an inventory check of your thoughts,	If you do an inventory check of your thoughts,
1318	00:53:35,515	00:53:37,617	85%, 95% of your thoughts is negative.	85%, 95% of your thoughts is negative.
1319	00:53:37,651	00:53:39,186	You know I'm saying? You have to un-niggafy	You know I'm saying? You have to un-niggafy
1320	00:53:39,220	00:53:41,022	yourself and start focusing on...	yourself and start focusing on...
1321	00:53:41,055	00:53:42,522	positive outcomes.	positive outcomes.
1322	00:53:42,555	00:53:44,959	You gotta focus on the positive possibilities	You gotta focus on the positive possibilities
1323	00:53:44,992	00:53:46,928	in order to produce positive results.	in order to produce positive results.
1324	00:53:46,961	00:53:49,196	What I'm not gonna do is I'm not gonna let	What I'm not gonna do is I'm not gonna let
1325	00:53:49,230	00:53:51,032	a bad day dictate the outcome	a bad day dictate the outcome
1326	00:53:51,065	00:53:53,500	of my whole year. Hear me?	of my whole year. Hear me?
1327	00:53:53,533	00:53:54,567	WOMAN: I totally get it.	WOMAN: I totally get it.
1328	00:53:54,601	00:53:55,770	That's what's up.	That's what's up.
1329	00:53:55,803	00:53:57,238	And I still got a few hurdles ahead of me,	And I still got a few hurdles ahead of me,
1330	00:53:57,271	00:53:59,040	you know, because...	you know, because...
1331	00:53:59,073	00:54:00,708	my momma ain't gonna approve of me just,	my momma ain't gonna approve of me just,
1332	00:54:00,741	00:54:02,609	you know, running off to Orlando like that.	you know, running off to Orlando like that.
1333	00:54:02,642	00:54:04,644	And as a parolee, I can't really just,	And as a parolee, I can't really just,
1334	00:54:04,678	00:54:05,947	you know, I gotta get permission	you know, I gotta get permission
1335	00:54:05,980	00:54:07,480	from my probation officer.	from my probation officer.
1336	00:54:07,514	00:54:08,950	Because she ain't...	Because she ain't...
1337	00:54:10,684	00:54:12,253	Speak of the devil.	Speak of the devil.
1338	00:54:12,286	00:54:14,188	What if I get my shit rolling,	What if I get my shit rolling,
1339	00:54:14,221	00:54:15,622	and make you my manager?	and make you my manager?
1340	00:54:15,655	00:54:17,490	I give you 10% off the top right to you.	I give you 10% off the top right to you.
1341	00:54:17,524	00:54:19,226	I don't want 10% of your pipedream.	I don't want 10% of your pipedream.
1342	00:54:19,260	00:54:20,527	That was high school.	That was high school.
1343	00:54:20,560	00:54:21,762	Come on, we grown-ups now.	Come on, we grown-ups now.
1344	00:54:21,796	00:54:23,264	Okay. Note to self, real quick.	Okay. Note to self, real quick.
1345	00:54:23,297	00:54:24,999	Bagging groceries are what grown-ups do,	Bagging groceries are what grown-ups do,
1346	00:54:25,032	00:54:27,667	- being a self-made... - Travel permits denied.	- being a self-made... - Travel permits denied.
1347	00:54:27,702	00:54:30,004	You are not listening. She is not listening.	You are not listening. She is not listening.
1348	00:54:30,037	00:54:31,839	CHERYL: I'm not listening. I'm not gonna put my job	CHERYL: I'm not listening. I'm not gonna put my job
1349	00:54:31,872	00:54:33,640	in jeopardy for you anymore.	in jeopardy for you anymore.
1350	00:54:33,673	00:54:35,508	She about the dumbest deputy this side of Broward County.	She about the dumbest deputy this side of Broward County.
1351	00:54:35,542	00:54:37,078	CHERYL: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.	CHERYL: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
1352	00:54:37,111	00:54:38,678	- Get out. - Cheryl,	- Get out. - Cheryl,
1353	00:54:38,713	00:54:40,613	I just gave you an opportunity to be somebody.	I just gave you an opportunity to be somebody.
1354	00:54:40,647	00:54:42,615	- You know what you said? - Get out.	- You know what you said? - Get out.
1355	00:54:42,649	00:54:44,085	No, y'all get out first, so y'all can see me	No, y'all get out first, so y'all can see me
1356	00:54:44,118	00:54:45,286	when I merk on her ass, okay?	when I merk on her ass, okay?
1357	00:54:45,319	00:54:46,887	CHERYL: Get out.	CHERYL: Get out.
1358	00:54:46,921	00:54:48,621	You all get the fuck out, too.	You all get the fuck out, too.
1359	00:54:48,655	00:54:50,557	Turn that camera off.	Turn that camera off.
1360	00:54:52,793	00:54:55,863	[SIREN WAILING]	[SIREN WAILING]
1361	00:55:00,334	00:55:02,602	TJ: Errbody ain't gonna get to play on the All-Star team,	TJ: Errbody ain't gonna get to play on the All-Star team,
1362	00:55:02,635	00:55:04,705	you heard me? No one. As long as I've known Cheryl,	you heard me? No one. As long as I've known Cheryl,
1363	00:55:04,739	00:55:05,973	that Cheryl problem.	that Cheryl problem.
1364	00:55:06,007	00:55:07,640	The only future she see for herself	The only future she see for herself
1365	00:55:07,674	00:55:09,143	is the future that they laid out for her.	is the future that they laid out for her.
1366	00:55:09,176	00:55:10,945	You heard me? So it's hard for her to relate	You heard me? So it's hard for her to relate
1367	00:55:10,978	00:55:13,948	to a visionary such as myself.	to a visionary such as myself.
1368	00:55:13,981	00:55:16,583	Let me tell y'all something I've learned.	Let me tell y'all something I've learned.
1369	00:55:16,616	00:55:19,053	If you consistently feed and exercise your faith,	If you consistently feed and exercise your faith,
1370	00:55:19,086	00:55:20,821	it will eventually outgrow your fears.	it will eventually outgrow your fears.
1371	00:55:20,855	00:55:23,124	Today's billionaires, they earn they billions	Today's billionaires, they earn they billions
1372	00:55:23,157	00:55:24,959	by taking chances on the unknown,	by taking chances on the unknown,
1373	00:55:24,992	00:55:27,660	while the rest of us stay enslaved by the familiar.	while the rest of us stay enslaved by the familiar.
1374	00:55:27,694	00:55:28,963	Today, and as of today,	Today, and as of today,
1375	00:55:28,996	00:55:30,965	I'm strictly on my billionaire ground,	I'm strictly on my billionaire ground,
1376	00:55:30,998	00:55:33,834	and I denounce that petty hustler.	and I denounce that petty hustler.
1377	00:55:33,868	00:55:35,836	Shit.	Shit.
1378	00:55:35,870	00:55:37,604	Hey, y'all got... y'all got some change	Hey, y'all got... y'all got some change
1379	00:55:37,637	00:55:40,041	or bus pass a nigga can borrow?	or bus pass a nigga can borrow?
1380	00:55:41,342	00:55:44,845	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1381	00:55:44,879	00:55:45,946	TJ: What's up Lil Eric?	TJ: What's up Lil Eric?
1382	00:55:45,980	00:55:47,248	MOMMA JACKSON: Nothin'. [LAUGHS]	MOMMA JACKSON: Nothin'. [LAUGHS]
1383	00:55:47,281	00:55:48,849	Yo, this yo gal?	Yo, this yo gal?
1384	00:55:48,883	00:55:50,251	Darlene, this is my Uncle TJ.	Darlene, this is my Uncle TJ.
1385	00:55:50,284	00:55:51,752	Hi.	Hi.
1386	00:55:51,786	00:55:53,154	TJ: She ain't white, she light skinned, boy.	TJ: She ain't white, she light skinned, boy.
1387	00:55:53,187	00:55:54,587	I'm half white.	I'm half white.
1388	00:55:54,621	00:55:56,123	TJ: No, with all them yams on your plate.	TJ: No, with all them yams on your plate.
1389	00:55:56,157	00:55:57,858	MOMMA JACKSON: She is celebrating with us, Junior.	MOMMA JACKSON: She is celebrating with us, Junior.
1390	00:55:57,892	00:55:59,894	- God damn. Y'all made greens? - Watch your mouth, boy.	- God damn. Y'all made greens? - Watch your mouth, boy.
1391	00:55:59,927	00:56:01,262	Copy that. What are we celebrating?	Copy that. What are we celebrating?
1392	00:56:01,295	00:56:02,662	Didn't you just get a job?	Didn't you just get a job?
1393	00:56:02,695	00:56:05,665	- Too bad it's in Orlando. - What?	- Too bad it's in Orlando. - What?
1394	00:56:05,698	00:56:07,168	- You shut up. - Orlando?	- You shut up. - Orlando?
1395	00:56:07,201	00:56:08,736	Yeah, momma. He tried to sneak down	Yeah, momma. He tried to sneak down
1396	00:56:08,769	00:56:10,071	to Orlando to be a Toastmaster.	to Orlando to be a Toastmaster.
1397	00:56:10,104	00:56:11,272	I guess he too good for us now.	I guess he too good for us now.
1398	00:56:11,305	00:56:12,740	If you don't wanna be on camera,	If you don't wanna be on camera,
1399	00:56:12,773	00:56:14,308	all you gotta do is shut your mouth.	all you gotta do is shut your mouth.
1400	00:56:14,341	00:56:16,010	- Fuck you. - Momma, you heard her curse,	- Fuck you. - Momma, you heard her curse,
1401	00:56:16,043	00:56:17,378	- right? - Orlando, Junior? You know,	- right? - Orlando, Junior? You know,
1402	00:56:17,411	00:56:19,080	- my arthritis acting up. - TJ: Momma, you gonna	- my arthritis acting up. - TJ: Momma, you gonna
1403	00:56:19,113	00:56:20,848	- let her curse like that? - What am I supposed to do?	- let her curse like that? - What am I supposed to do?
1404	00:56:20,881	00:56:22,149	You gonna let her curse like that in front of company?	You gonna let her curse like that in front of company?
1405	00:56:22,183	00:56:23,350	How come every time I say a bad word.	How come every time I say a bad word.
1406	00:56:23,384	00:56:24,785	'Cause you're the eldest, Junior,	'Cause you're the eldest, Junior,
1407	00:56:24,819	00:56:26,387	- and you should know better. - God damn.	- and you should know better. - God damn.
1408	00:56:26,420	00:56:27,687	- Say it in front of the camera. - Watch your mouth, Junior.	- Say it in front of the camera. - Watch your mouth, Junior.
1409	00:56:27,721	00:56:29,156	Why she get to curse and I don't?	Why she get to curse and I don't?
1410	00:56:29,190	00:56:31,325	You heard her, Dick Gregory, because you're old as hell.	You heard her, Dick Gregory, because you're old as hell.
1411	00:56:31,358	00:56:33,094	TJ: I hope a porcupine crawl up in your mouth	TJ: I hope a porcupine crawl up in your mouth
1412	00:56:33,127	00:56:34,328	while you sleep and take a shit.	while you sleep and take a shit.
1413	00:56:34,361	00:56:35,796	You ain't going to Orlando, Junior.	You ain't going to Orlando, Junior.
1414	00:56:35,830	00:56:37,331	Momma, you want the house with the pool?	Momma, you want the house with the pool?
1415	00:56:37,364	00:56:38,833	This is how I'm gonna get the house	This is how I'm gonna get the house
1416	00:56:38,866	00:56:40,000	with the pool for you.	with the pool for you.
1417	00:56:40,034	00:56:41,102	You want me to get a job?	You want me to get a job?
1418	00:56:41,135	00:56:42,703	This is a legitimate job.	This is a legitimate job.
1419	00:56:42,736	00:56:44,405	Junior, why don't you date Cheryl?	Junior, why don't you date Cheryl?
1420	00:56:44,438	00:56:46,740	Junior, why won't you pick up Lil Eric from school?	Junior, why won't you pick up Lil Eric from school?
1421	00:56:46,774	00:56:48,309	Junior, why don't you go pick up my meds?	Junior, why don't you go pick up my meds?
1422	00:56:48,342	00:56:50,010	What do y'all do when I'm not here?	What do y'all do when I'm not here?
1423	00:56:50,044	00:56:51,245	I'mma tell you what they do.	I'mma tell you what they do.
1424	00:56:51,278	00:56:52,713	They do just fine.	They do just fine.
1425	00:56:52,746	00:56:54,014	See, that's a rhetorical question.	See, that's a rhetorical question.
1426	00:56:54,048	00:56:55,249	This ain't about me going away,	This ain't about me going away,
1427	00:56:55,282	00:56:57,251	this is about me growing away.	this is about me growing away.
1428	00:56:57,284	00:56:58,886	They scared of that change, they came...	They scared of that change, they came...
1429	00:56:58,919	00:57:00,387	they came to us with that transformation.	they came to us with that transformation.
1430	00:57:00,421	00:57:01,956	Y'all ain't never made this big a deal	Y'all ain't never made this big a deal
1431	00:57:01,989	00:57:03,991	- of me going to jail. - Nigga, you chose jail.	- of me going to jail. - Nigga, you chose jail.
1432	00:57:04,024	00:57:05,692	Yeah, I'm choosing this now, which is why	Yeah, I'm choosing this now, which is why
1433	00:57:05,726	00:57:07,660	I got selected for the Toastmasters reality show,	I got selected for the Toastmasters reality show,
1434	00:57:07,694	00:57:09,196	and somebody with stretch marks did not.	and somebody with stretch marks did not.
1435	00:57:09,230	00:57:11,098	- That's enough, Junior. - TJ: I'm not talking about	- That's enough, Junior. - TJ: I'm not talking about
1436	00:57:11,132	00:57:12,433	your stretch marks, momma. I'm talking about Sharea.	your stretch marks, momma. I'm talking about Sharea.
1437	00:57:12,466	00:57:14,001	They didn't have no time for a nigga	They didn't have no time for a nigga
1438	00:57:14,034	00:57:15,436	when he was in the joint, now I'm outside,	when he was in the joint, now I'm outside,
1439	00:57:15,469	00:57:17,037	they gonna try to tell me what I could do.	they gonna try to tell me what I could do.
1440	00:57:17,071	00:57:18,439	You know I can't write no letters	You know I can't write no letters
1441	00:57:18,472	00:57:19,707	with this arthritis.	with this arthritis.
1442	00:57:19,740	00:57:22,243	I can't even get on a computer.	I can't even get on a computer.
1443	00:57:22,276	00:57:24,945	TJ: So, you couldn't just make a call, momma?	TJ: So, you couldn't just make a call, momma?
1444	00:57:26,413	00:57:29,150	You can't shoot me a kite, not one.	You can't shoot me a kite, not one.
1445	00:57:30,151	00:57:31,385	You know, if Sharea was in jail,	You know, if Sharea was in jail,
1446	00:57:31,418	00:57:33,087	- you know that you... - Don't put my name	- you know that you... - Don't put my name
1447	00:57:33,120	00:57:34,355	in your mouth, TJ.	in your mouth, TJ.
1448	00:57:34,388	00:57:36,223	Start me out, all right, because you don't know	Start me out, all right, because you don't know
1449	00:57:36,257	00:57:37,892	what momma would do.	what momma would do.
1450	00:57:37,925	00:57:39,393	MOMMA JACKSON: You want me to pay	MOMMA JACKSON: You want me to pay
1451	00:57:39,426	00:57:41,829	a $10 deposit fee	a $10 deposit fee
1452	00:57:41,862	00:57:44,165	and a $3 flat fee	and a $3 flat fee
1453	00:57:44,198	00:57:45,466	just to put money on your phone,	just to put money on your phone,
1454	00:57:45,499	00:57:47,701	just so I can call you?	just so I can call you?
1455	00:57:47,735	00:57:50,304	That's $13 for 15 minutes, Junior.	That's $13 for 15 minutes, Junior.
1456	00:57:50,337	00:57:53,207	And the only thing I can hear is your misery,	And the only thing I can hear is your misery,
1457	00:57:53,240	00:57:55,075	and the absence of the Holy Ghost	and the absence of the Holy Ghost
1458	00:57:55,109	00:57:57,344	in the background.	in the background.
1459	00:57:57,378	00:58:00,447	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1460	00:58:06,086	00:58:07,454	[DOOR SHUTS]	[DOOR SHUTS]
1461	00:58:08,355	00:58:09,823	TJ: Look at this material.	TJ: Look at this material.
1462	00:58:09,857	00:58:12,059	This man's club. I got it in Vegas.	This man's club. I got it in Vegas.
1463	00:58:12,092	00:58:13,360	They was doing this deal if you buy	They was doing this deal if you buy
1464	00:58:13,394	00:58:14,995	two tanks of gas, you get a free suit.	two tanks of gas, you get a free suit.
1465	00:58:15,029	00:58:17,731	This shit nice. Get a close up on it.	This shit nice. Get a close up on it.
1466	00:58:17,765	00:58:18,866	Look at this material.	Look at this material.
1467	00:58:18,899	00:58:20,201	Look at that.	Look at that.
1468	00:58:20,234	00:58:22,436	Man's club, look at these lapels,	Man's club, look at these lapels,
1469	00:58:22,469	00:58:23,971	that's gotta be, that's Italian	that's gotta be, that's Italian
1470	00:58:24,004	00:58:27,074	or French, or something.	or French, or something.
1471	00:58:27,107	00:58:30,411	They probably import shit with the tag on it.	They probably import shit with the tag on it.
1472	00:58:30,444	00:58:32,179	You can't read it, but...	You can't read it, but...
1473	00:58:32,213	00:58:33,948	you can tell about it just by the font.	you can tell about it just by the font.
1474	00:58:33,981	00:58:36,917	That's some upper echelon shit right there.	That's some upper echelon shit right there.
1475	00:58:38,385	00:58:39,954	Uh-hmm. This motherfucking	Uh-hmm. This motherfucking
1476	00:58:39,987	00:58:42,790	into plastic, heard me?	into plastic, heard me?
1477	00:58:42,823	00:58:45,159	Look, you gonna sign this release form or not, okay?	Look, you gonna sign this release form or not, okay?
1478	00:58:45,192	00:58:48,028	Because my whole future riding on this signature.	Because my whole future riding on this signature.
1479	00:58:49,463	00:58:51,498	- I just need you to put... - TJ, get that fucking paper	- I just need you to put... - TJ, get that fucking paper
1480	00:58:51,532	00:58:53,334	out of my face, okay? 'cause I'm not signing this shit	out of my face, okay? 'cause I'm not signing this shit
1481	00:58:53,367	00:58:55,536	because I don't wanna be in your stupid ass movie.	because I don't wanna be in your stupid ass movie.
1482	00:58:55,569	00:58:57,037	Okay?	Okay?
1483	00:58:57,071	00:58:58,939	Okay.	Okay.
1484	00:58:58,973	00:59:00,407	Would you, uh...	Would you, uh...
1485	00:59:00,441	00:59:02,343	Yeah. Okay.	Yeah. Okay.
1486	00:59:02,376	00:59:04,912	...shake your ass on Instagram though, huh?	...shake your ass on Instagram though, huh?
1487	00:59:04,945	00:59:06,213	Uh-hmm.	Uh-hmm.
1488	00:59:06,247	00:59:09,850	Underscore, underscore, MrsTwerkulance.	Underscore, underscore, MrsTwerkulance.
1489	00:59:09,883	00:59:11,318	Ain't nobody seen it yet, but they will,	Ain't nobody seen it yet, but they will,
1490	00:59:11,352	00:59:12,920	and don't try to delete the account,	and don't try to delete the account,
1491	00:59:12,953	00:59:14,188	but guess what?	but guess what?
1492	00:59:14,221	00:59:16,557	I already downloaded all the videos.	I already downloaded all the videos.
1493	00:59:16,590	00:59:18,859	Hmm. Okay.	Hmm. Okay.
1494	00:59:18,892	00:59:21,128	Your son could use a riding on this, too.	Your son could use a riding on this, too.
1495	00:59:23,564	00:59:27,101	Hey, can you turn the cameras off, please?	Hey, can you turn the cameras off, please?
1496	00:59:27,134	00:59:30,237	[CRICKETS CHIRPING]	[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
1497	00:59:45,252	00:59:48,322	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1498	00:59:53,994	00:59:57,064	[DOGS BARKING]	[DOGS BARKING]
1499	01:00:29,296	01:00:31,498	Come see a happy Jackson family for a change.	Come see a happy Jackson family for a change.
1500	01:00:31,532	01:00:33,200	Come on in.	Come on in.
1501	01:00:33,233	01:00:35,002	We gonna start... we gonna start the whole,	We gonna start... we gonna start the whole,
1502	01:00:35,035	01:00:36,470	show whole the room, okay?	show whole the room, okay?
1503	01:00:36,503	01:00:39,340	This is my ugly sister, Sharea.	This is my ugly sister, Sharea.
1504	01:00:39,373	01:00:41,975	My name is Tijuana Jackson,	My name is Tijuana Jackson,
1505	01:00:42,009	01:00:44,411	life coach with a goon hand.	life coach with a goon hand.
1506	01:00:44,445	01:00:46,447	You can't stand him,	You can't stand him,
1507	01:00:46,480	01:00:48,415	no, they can't.	no, they can't.
1508	01:00:48,449	01:00:51,485	That's the thing about family, man, you know,	That's the thing about family, man, you know,
1509	01:00:51,518	01:00:53,354	it's a place you have your biggest battles,	it's a place you have your biggest battles,
1510	01:00:53,387	01:00:54,955	you know, but it's also a way you go	you know, but it's also a way you go
1511	01:00:54,988	01:00:56,490	to heal your wounds, if you lucky.	to heal your wounds, if you lucky.
1512	01:00:56,523	01:00:58,058	And I'm hoping my shit take off	And I'm hoping my shit take off
1513	01:00:58,092	01:00:59,893	like Miley Cyrus panties. Once they happen,	like Miley Cyrus panties. Once they happen,
1514	01:00:59,927	01:01:01,395	then we out this bitch. I'm gonna get my mom	then we out this bitch. I'm gonna get my mom
1515	01:01:01,428	01:01:03,597	that big old house with the pool, heard me?	that big old house with the pool, heard me?
1516	01:01:03,630	01:01:04,998	- Thank you. - SHAREA: Momma,	- Thank you. - SHAREA: Momma,
1517	01:01:05,032	01:01:08,068	TJ is smoking in my room.	TJ is smoking in my room.
1518	01:01:08,102	01:01:09,203	No, I'm not.	No, I'm not.
1519	01:01:09,236	01:01:12,306	[SUSPENSE MUSIC PLAYING]	[SUSPENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
1520	01:01:37,331	01:01:39,333	Momma, we only gonna be gone for a couple of days.	Momma, we only gonna be gone for a couple of days.
1521	01:01:39,366	01:01:41,201	Anything you need, just tell Sharea.	Anything you need, just tell Sharea.
1522	01:01:41,235	01:01:43,570	Just like when I was in the joint.	Just like when I was in the joint.
1523	01:01:43,604	01:01:44,671	Okay. Bye, boy.	Okay. Bye, boy.
1524	01:01:44,706	01:01:46,073	Okay. You know, I can't stand you,	Okay. You know, I can't stand you,
1525	01:01:46,106	01:01:47,408	but momma like you, so hurry back.	but momma like you, so hurry back.
1526	01:01:47,441	01:01:48,442	Yeah. But don't let her take the medication	Yeah. But don't let her take the medication
1527	01:01:48,475	01:01:49,443	on an empty stomach, man.	on an empty stomach, man.
1528	01:01:49,476	01:01:51,044	She'll nag you all damn day.	She'll nag you all damn day.
1529	01:01:51,078	01:01:53,514	- Bye, Unc. - TJ: You think all the shit	- Bye, Unc. - TJ: You think all the shit
1530	01:01:53,547	01:01:55,015	in the car packed just for me?	in the car packed just for me?
1531	01:01:55,048	01:01:56,650	Your momma packed your shit last night, boy,	Your momma packed your shit last night, boy,
1532	01:01:56,683	01:01:58,385	this ain't Malaysia Air. I need a good co-pilot.	this ain't Malaysia Air. I need a good co-pilot.
1533	01:01:58,419	01:01:59,686	- Get in the car. - Listen. I don't...	- Get in the car. - Listen. I don't...
1534	01:01:59,721	01:02:01,288	- For real? - Yes for real. I don't want you	- For real? - Yes for real. I don't want you
1535	01:02:01,321	01:02:02,956	sitting here playing on your iPad all day.	sitting here playing on your iPad all day.
1536	01:02:02,990	01:02:05,259	I figured, what would your uncle learn new stuff.	I figured, what would your uncle learn new stuff.
1537	01:02:05,292	01:02:07,227	LIL ERIC: Can we go to Disney World?	LIL ERIC: Can we go to Disney World?
1538	01:02:07,261	01:02:08,495	It's already in the itinerary.	It's already in the itinerary.
1539	01:02:08,529	01:02:09,496	Get in the fucking the car.	Get in the fucking the car.
1540	01:02:09,530	01:02:11,465	LIL ERIC: Jesus is alive.	LIL ERIC: Jesus is alive.
1541	01:02:11,498	01:02:13,033	TJ: In the car.	TJ: In the car.
1542	01:02:13,066	01:02:14,968	Better watch out he talking to my fucking son.	Better watch out he talking to my fucking son.
1543	01:02:15,002	01:02:16,270	TJ: Get in the car.	TJ: Get in the car.
1544	01:02:16,303	01:02:17,438	Come on, Justin.	Come on, Justin.
1545	01:02:17,471	01:02:19,440	Put on your seatbelt, boy.	Put on your seatbelt, boy.
1546	01:02:23,010	01:02:24,478	Get in the fucking car.	Get in the fucking car.
1547	01:02:27,681	01:02:29,149	Shit.	Shit.
1548	01:02:29,183	01:02:31,585	[TIRES SCREECHING]	[TIRES SCREECHING]
1549	01:02:31,618	01:02:33,187	LIL ERIC: Hey, what y'all doing?	LIL ERIC: Hey, what y'all doing?
1550	01:02:33,220	01:02:35,322	Isn't that your probation officer?	Isn't that your probation officer?
1551	01:02:37,558	01:02:40,627	[BIRDS SQUEAKS]	[BIRDS SQUEAKS]
1552	01:02:42,696	01:02:46,333	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1553	01:02:46,366	01:02:47,634	SINGER: Tijuana Jackson,	SINGER: Tijuana Jackson,
1554	01:02:47,668	01:02:49,303	he got miles, yeah, that's right.	he got miles, yeah, that's right.
1555	01:02:49,336	01:02:53,106	Ex-convict turned motivational speaker.	Ex-convict turned motivational speaker.
1556	01:02:53,140	01:02:54,541	Yeah. Prison Logic	Yeah. Prison Logic
1557	01:02:54,575	01:02:56,343	[INDISTINCT]	[INDISTINCT]
1558	01:02:56,376	01:02:59,046	♪ You got to stop, getting complimentary start ♪	♪ You got to stop, getting complimentary start ♪
1559	01:02:59,079	01:03:02,717	♪ Getting ready, yeah, dig up on your confidence ♪	♪ Getting ready, yeah, dig up on your confidence ♪
1560	01:03:02,750	01:03:04,284	This from my own mixtape,	This from my own mixtape,
1561	01:03:04,318	01:03:06,220	my new mixtape about to rape the game,	my new mixtape about to rape the game,
1562	01:03:06,253	01:03:07,387	fam style, heard me?	fam style, heard me?
1563	01:03:07,421	01:03:09,724	Ain't nobody stopping when it's time	Ain't nobody stopping when it's time
1564	01:03:09,757	01:03:11,391	to take your lane.	to take your lane.
1565	01:03:11,425	01:03:13,160	♪ Take your lane ♪	♪ Take your lane ♪
1566	01:03:13,193	01:03:14,796	♪ Take your lane ♪	♪ Take your lane ♪
1567	01:03:14,829	01:03:16,597	♪ Take your lane ♪	♪ Take your lane ♪
1568	01:03:16,630	01:03:18,398	♪ Take your lane ♪	♪ Take your lane ♪
1569	01:03:18,432	01:03:20,267	♪ Take your lane ♪	♪ Take your lane ♪
1570	01:03:20,300	01:03:22,035	♪ Take your lane ♪	♪ Take your lane ♪
1571	01:03:22,069	01:03:24,304	♪ Take your lane ♪	♪ Take your lane ♪
1572	01:03:24,338	01:03:27,441	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1573	01:03:28,375	01:03:30,477	[CAR HONKS]	[CAR HONKS]
1574	01:03:31,612	01:03:33,213	Somebody stole my Alpine stereo	Somebody stole my Alpine stereo
1575	01:03:33,247	01:03:34,515	back in the day.	back in the day.
1576	01:03:34,548	01:03:36,784	Is that why you don't hear nothing?	Is that why you don't hear nothing?
1577	01:03:39,086	01:03:42,155	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1578	01:03:46,393	01:03:48,295	TJ: Are you enjoying yourself?	TJ: Are you enjoying yourself?
1579	01:03:48,328	01:03:51,365	Yeah, but I can't wait to get to Disney World.	Yeah, but I can't wait to get to Disney World.
1580	01:03:51,398	01:03:52,366	Well, it's coming.	Well, it's coming.
1581	01:03:52,399	01:03:54,101	Y'all get it all on film.	Y'all get it all on film.
1582	01:03:54,134	01:03:55,536	I just wanna show some bonding moments	I just wanna show some bonding moments
1583	01:03:55,569	01:03:57,471	with my nephew.	with my nephew.
1584	01:03:57,504	01:04:00,440	Y'all, y'all, come get a close up of this.	Y'all, y'all, come get a close up of this.
1585	01:04:00,474	01:04:01,809	Y'all wanna see some gators?	Y'all wanna see some gators?
1586	01:04:01,843	01:04:03,577	Throw that rock in there, Lil Eric.	Throw that rock in there, Lil Eric.
1587	01:04:03,610	01:04:05,345	They didn't swarm this out because they ain't	They didn't swarm this out because they ain't
1588	01:04:05,379	01:04:07,147	- throwing it off far enough. - Son, that's an example...	- throwing it off far enough. - Son, that's an example...
1589	01:04:07,180	01:04:09,216	- Throw it. Yeah, like that, flick your fist, boy.	- Throw it. Yeah, like that, flick your fist, boy.
1590	01:04:09,249	01:04:10,450	Put your hands down like...	Put your hands down like...
1591	01:04:10,484	01:04:12,319	there you go, there you go. So what now?	there you go, there you go. So what now?
1592	01:04:12,352	01:04:14,187	Hey, you seemed you're taking a picture	Hey, you seemed you're taking a picture
1593	01:04:14,221	01:04:16,156	- while you're smiling. - I'm not smiling.	- while you're smiling. - I'm not smiling.
1594	01:04:16,189	01:04:19,226	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1595	01:04:21,461	01:04:22,629	Come on, boy.	Come on, boy.
1596	01:04:22,663	01:04:26,099	I'm not getting in that water.	I'm not getting in that water.
1597	01:04:26,133	01:04:27,267	You better come on.	You better come on.
1598	01:04:27,301	01:04:30,337	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1599	01:04:36,510	01:04:37,678	- Oh, that's a gator. - What?	- Oh, that's a gator. - What?
1600	01:04:37,712	01:04:39,346	That's a...	That's a...
1601	01:04:39,379	01:04:40,414	ain't no gator, boy.	ain't no gator, boy.
1602	01:04:40,447	01:04:42,282	I'm just playing with you.	I'm just playing with you.
1603	01:04:47,187	01:04:48,723	You're driving.	You're driving.
1604	01:04:52,860	01:04:54,862	You can drive if you want to.	You can drive if you want to.
1605	01:04:58,198	01:05:01,335	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1606	01:05:01,368	01:05:04,471	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1607	01:05:33,367	01:05:34,568	LIL ERIC: Why can't we go inside?	LIL ERIC: Why can't we go inside?
1608	01:05:34,601	01:05:36,470	TJ: Watch your tone with me, boy.	TJ: Watch your tone with me, boy.
1609	01:05:36,503	01:05:38,505	LIL ERIC: I thought you said it was in the itinerary.	LIL ERIC: I thought you said it was in the itinerary.
1610	01:05:38,538	01:05:39,774	TJ: I said it was in the itinerary.	TJ: I said it was in the itinerary.
1611	01:05:39,807	01:05:41,341	I didn't say it was in the budget. Now,	I didn't say it was in the budget. Now,
1612	01:05:41,375	01:05:42,676	look, look here. We ain't got	look, look here. We ain't got
1613	01:05:42,710	01:05:43,945	that Disney World money right now,	that Disney World money right now,
1614	01:05:43,978	01:05:45,612	but when this Toastmaster thing pop off,	but when this Toastmaster thing pop off,
1615	01:05:45,646	01:05:46,881	I might buy your own Disney World.	I might buy your own Disney World.
1616	01:05:46,914	01:05:48,783	Matter fact, you know what I might do,	Matter fact, you know what I might do,
1617	01:05:48,816	01:05:50,785	is I might buy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch,	is I might buy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch,
1618	01:05:50,818	01:05:52,352	and open that up to black folks.	and open that up to black folks.
1619	01:05:52,386	01:05:53,721	Do you wanna go back to the street sign	Do you wanna go back to the street sign
1620	01:05:53,755	01:05:54,956	and get a picture under that?	and get a picture under that?
1621	01:05:54,989	01:05:56,791	You can show your friends?	You can show your friends?
1622	01:06:05,265	01:06:06,633	Wise man speaks	Wise man speaks
1623	01:06:06,667	01:06:08,201	because he has something to say.	because he has something to say.
1624	01:06:08,235	01:06:10,203	And nigga talk because he always got to say so.	And nigga talk because he always got to say so.
1625	01:06:10,237	01:06:11,773	LIL ERIC: Momma said this is for you.	LIL ERIC: Momma said this is for you.
1626	01:06:11,806	01:06:12,740	What's this?	What's this?
1627	01:06:12,774	01:06:14,474	I don't know.	I don't know.
1628	01:06:15,575	01:06:18,713	Nigga, this the release form.	Nigga, this the release form.
1629	01:06:18,746	01:06:20,280	This the release form. She signed it.	This the release form. She signed it.
1630	01:06:20,313	01:06:21,615	We're making a movie, nigga.	We're making a movie, nigga.
1631	01:06:21,648	01:06:23,350	We're going platinum, nigga.	We're going platinum, nigga.
1632	01:06:23,383	01:06:24,618	You better be famous, boy.	You better be famous, boy.
1633	01:06:24,651	01:06:27,254	Y'all see that? She signed it.	Y'all see that? She signed it.
1634	01:06:27,989	01:06:29,656	I told you what I told you.	I told you what I told you.
1635	01:06:29,690	01:06:32,592	I told y'all that I was gonna get her to sign.	I told y'all that I was gonna get her to sign.
1636	01:06:32,626	01:06:34,594	She know what's good for.	She know what's good for.
1637	01:06:34,628	01:06:36,964	Toastmasters auditions.	Toastmasters auditions.
1638	01:06:36,998	01:06:39,433	This is that moment of truth.	This is that moment of truth.
1639	01:06:41,803	01:06:43,503	I'mma let you carry my briefcase.	I'mma let you carry my briefcase.
1640	01:06:43,537	01:06:44,806	No.	No.
1641	01:06:48,710	01:06:50,510	[DOOR CLOSES]	[DOOR CLOSES]
1642	01:06:50,544	01:06:52,814	My collar straight, everything cool?	My collar straight, everything cool?
1643	01:06:54,281	01:06:55,850	It's good.	It's good.
1644	01:06:55,883	01:06:57,919	Let's go change some lives.	Let's go change some lives.
1645	01:07:00,822	01:07:03,490	Nigga look familiar as fuck.	Nigga look familiar as fuck.
1646	01:07:05,659	01:07:07,494	WOMAN: [LAUGHS]	WOMAN: [LAUGHS]
1647	01:07:07,527	01:07:09,362	That nigga looks familiar.	That nigga looks familiar.
1648	01:07:09,396	01:07:10,765	How you doing, man?	How you doing, man?
1649	01:07:10,798	01:07:12,499	Tijuana Jackson, life coach, motivational speaker.	Tijuana Jackson, life coach, motivational speaker.
1650	01:07:12,532	01:07:13,768	I'm here for the Toastmasters.	I'm here for the Toastmasters.
1651	01:07:13,801	01:07:15,402	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, man, no minors,	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, man, no minors,
1652	01:07:15,435	01:07:18,538	no smoking, and, uh, you know, no cameras.	no smoking, and, uh, you know, no cameras.
1653	01:07:18,572	01:07:20,775	Oh, no, like, they... this is like a little student film, man,	Oh, no, like, they... this is like a little student film, man,
1654	01:07:20,808	01:07:22,744	they just... they, they filming my body, the glory.	they just... they, they filming my body, the glory.
1655	01:07:22,777	01:07:24,812	Well, yeah, they can... they can film whatever they want, man,	Well, yeah, they can... they can film whatever they want, man,
1656	01:07:24,846	01:07:26,047	as long as it's not inside, you know.	as long as it's not inside, you know.
1657	01:07:26,080	01:07:28,348	Oh, well, shit.	Oh, well, shit.
1658	01:07:28,381	01:07:30,650	Well, Lil Eric, you gonna stay in the car, okay?	Well, Lil Eric, you gonna stay in the car, okay?
1659	01:07:30,684	01:07:32,285	You can't be serious?	You can't be serious?
1660	01:07:32,319	01:07:33,855	No, not me, it's him. He's saying no minors.	No, not me, it's him. He's saying no minors.
1661	01:07:33,888	01:07:35,056	Yeah, sorry little, bro.	Yeah, sorry little, bro.
1662	01:07:35,089	01:07:37,859	What is this, a Miley Cyrus concert?	What is this, a Miley Cyrus concert?
1663	01:07:39,359	01:07:41,062	And y'all gonna have to stay outside.	And y'all gonna have to stay outside.
1664	01:07:41,095	01:07:43,396	You got to... you got to sit in the car, Lil Eric.	You got to... you got to sit in the car, Lil Eric.
1665	01:07:43,430	01:07:44,766	No.	No.
1666	01:07:44,799	01:07:47,667	Hey, Eric, do you want to film some stuff out here?	Hey, Eric, do you want to film some stuff out here?
1667	01:07:47,702	01:07:48,668	Here.	Here.
1668	01:07:48,703	01:07:49,871	Take this.	Take this.
1669	01:07:49,904	01:07:53,373	Look, this is on and off, record.	Look, this is on and off, record.
1670	01:07:53,406	01:07:55,743	TJ: Hey, look, I left the key in the car,	TJ: Hey, look, I left the key in the car,
1671	01:07:55,777	01:07:57,044	you can listen to the radio.	you can listen to the radio.
1672	01:07:57,078	01:07:58,512	Heads up.	Heads up.
1673	01:07:59,814	01:08:02,016	[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]	[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
1674	01:08:02,049	01:08:03,550	TJ: Definitely got this.	TJ: Definitely got this.
1675	01:08:03,583	01:08:05,987	Look at all these Rounders. How do you plead?	Look at all these Rounders. How do you plead?
1676	01:08:06,020	01:08:07,922	No contest, Your Honor. They ain't even in my league.	No contest, Your Honor. They ain't even in my league.
1677	01:08:07,955	01:08:09,556	What these niggas don't understand is	What these niggas don't understand is
1678	01:08:09,589	01:08:11,691	when it's gang time, they're playing stops.	when it's gang time, they're playing stops.
1679	01:08:11,726	01:08:12,827	No class.	No class.
1680	01:08:12,860	01:08:14,461	- MAN: Now, yo, yo, yo. - No class.	- MAN: Now, yo, yo, yo. - No class.
1681	01:08:14,494	01:08:16,429	Fuck you nigga, I was already up here.	Fuck you nigga, I was already up here.
1682	01:08:16,463	01:08:17,799	I just went back to get something in my car.	I just went back to get something in my car.
1683	01:08:17,832	01:08:19,000	All right. All right. Easy, easy.	All right. All right. Easy, easy.
1684	01:08:19,033	01:08:21,736	MAN: Fuck you [INDISTINCT] ass.	MAN: Fuck you [INDISTINCT] ass.
1685	01:08:21,769	01:08:23,537	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1686	01:08:23,570	01:08:25,072	TJ: That's what I do with my mixtape,	TJ: That's what I do with my mixtape,
1687	01:08:25,106	01:08:27,742	Affirmation Music Volume 1.	Affirmation Music Volume 1.
1688	01:08:29,442	01:08:30,745	It's a drop, nigga.	It's a drop, nigga.
1689	01:08:30,778	01:08:32,079	- MAN: Oh, shit. - TJ: What the fuck? Wait. Wait.	- MAN: Oh, shit. - TJ: What the fuck? Wait. Wait.
1690	01:08:32,113	01:08:33,915	- It's a drop. - MAN: Amiga.	- It's a drop. - MAN: Amiga.
1691	01:08:33,948	01:08:35,750	TJ: Get out. Get out. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.	TJ: Get out. Get out. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
1692	01:08:35,783	01:08:36,918	Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Wait up.	Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Wait up.
1693	01:08:36,951	01:08:40,822	[GUNSHOTS]	[GUNSHOTS]
1694	01:08:46,160	01:08:47,527	MAN: Get away from me [INDISTINCT]	MAN: Get away from me [INDISTINCT]
1695	01:08:47,561	01:08:49,396	MAN: Yo [INDISTINCT]	MAN: Yo [INDISTINCT]
1696	01:08:49,429	01:08:51,498	POLICE: Get down the [INDISTINCT] get down.	POLICE: Get down the [INDISTINCT] get down.
1697	01:08:54,534	01:08:56,737	Ow, what is your problem?	Ow, what is your problem?
1698	01:08:56,771	01:08:59,639	Fucking crazy. Are you serious right now?	Fucking crazy. Are you serious right now?
1699	01:08:59,673	01:09:02,143	MAN: And you, yeah, you.	MAN: And you, yeah, you.
1700	01:09:02,176	01:09:04,444	Come here, man. I see... no, I see you, man.	Come here, man. I see... no, I see you, man.
1701	01:09:04,477	01:09:06,013	Come here. Hey, hey.	Come here. Hey, hey.
1702	01:09:06,047	01:09:07,782	Yo, I need you to stop filming me right now.	Yo, I need you to stop filming me right now.
1703	01:09:07,815	01:09:09,482	RACHEL: You said we can film whatever we wanted	RACHEL: You said we can film whatever we wanted
1704	01:09:09,516	01:09:10,952	as long as not inside the fucking building.	as long as not inside the fucking building.
1705	01:09:10,985	01:09:14,554	I know. I know I'm saying you can.	I know. I know I'm saying you can.
1706	01:09:14,588	01:09:16,057	TJ: Hey, Rachel. Rachel.	TJ: Hey, Rachel. Rachel.
1707	01:09:16,090	01:09:17,992	We're back to do what we told now, huh?	We're back to do what we told now, huh?
1708	01:09:18,025	01:09:19,659	You're gonna let that bitch clown nigga	You're gonna let that bitch clown nigga
1709	01:09:19,693	01:09:21,162	- intimidate you and to be like... - RACHEL: Shut up.	- intimidate you and to be like... - RACHEL: Shut up.
1710	01:09:21,195	01:09:23,064	- MAN: Hey, Maricon. - RACHEL: I thought filming	- MAN: Hey, Maricon. - RACHEL: I thought filming
1711	01:09:23,097	01:09:26,000	police officers in Florida is in accordance with Florida law,	police officers in Florida is in accordance with Florida law,
1712	01:09:26,033	01:09:28,135	as long as I don't interfere with the investigation	as long as I don't interfere with the investigation
1713	01:09:28,169	01:09:30,872	and maintain a safe distance.	and maintain a safe distance.
1714	01:09:30,905	01:09:32,572	I can think of about maybe two things	I can think of about maybe two things
1715	01:09:32,606	01:09:35,009	that you guys have in common.	that you guys have in common.
1716	01:09:35,042	01:09:37,611	Does anybody wanna guess what they are?	Does anybody wanna guess what they are?
1717	01:09:37,644	01:09:38,846	Go ahead. You know what?	Go ahead. You know what?
1718	01:09:38,880	01:09:42,183	Raise your hand if you still think	Raise your hand if you still think
1719	01:09:42,216	01:09:44,584	you're part of a Toastmasters reality program.	you're part of a Toastmasters reality program.
1720	01:09:44,618	01:09:46,553	Go ahead, raise your hand.	Go ahead, raise your hand.
1721	01:09:46,586	01:09:48,555	Oh, my God. These are...	Oh, my God. These are...
1722	01:09:48,588	01:09:51,524	these are brilliant human beings right here.	these are brilliant human beings right here.
1723	01:09:51,558	01:09:54,594	I got some bad news for you, guys.	I got some bad news for you, guys.
1724	01:09:54,628	01:09:57,597	You all have outstanding warrants [SPEAKS SPANISH]	You all have outstanding warrants [SPEAKS SPANISH]
1725	01:09:57,631	01:09:59,566	right here in Orlando County.	right here in Orlando County.
1726	01:09:59,599	01:10:01,936	[SPEAKS SPANISH]	[SPEAKS SPANISH]
1727	01:10:01,969	01:10:04,972	So if you guys wanna pay off your debts today,	So if you guys wanna pay off your debts today,
1728	01:10:05,006	01:10:08,508	hey, you guys are gonna walk away with no problem,	hey, you guys are gonna walk away with no problem,
1729	01:10:08,541	01:10:11,444	but the rest of you guys are going for a little joyride	but the rest of you guys are going for a little joyride
1730	01:10:11,478	01:10:15,515	- [SPEAKS SPANISH] - [PHONE RINGING]	- [SPEAKS SPANISH] - [PHONE RINGING]
1731	01:10:15,548	01:10:18,551	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1732	01:10:18,585	01:10:21,488	Appreciate y'all paying off my warrant.	Appreciate y'all paying off my warrant.
1733	01:10:21,521	01:10:25,026	I'mma pay y'all back as soon as I get my company up and running.	I'mma pay y'all back as soon as I get my company up and running.
1734	01:10:27,762	01:10:29,997	Where the fuck is my car?	Where the fuck is my car?
1735	01:10:30,031	01:10:31,631	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1736	01:10:31,665	01:10:34,068	Where the fuck did I park my car?	Where the fuck did I park my car?
1737	01:10:38,873	01:10:40,674	Hey, Lil Eric.	Hey, Lil Eric.
1738	01:10:43,643	01:10:45,980	What the fuck happened to my car?	What the fuck happened to my car?
1739	01:10:49,016	01:10:51,685	[CAR ENGINE REVVING]	[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
1740	01:10:55,689	01:10:58,993	Hey, man, y'all see a little 14-year-old kid	Hey, man, y'all see a little 14-year-old kid
1741	01:10:59,026	01:11:03,030	about this big?	about this big?
1742	01:11:03,064	01:11:04,564	Not this time.	Not this time.
1743	01:11:04,597	01:11:06,701	Have a nice day though.	Have a nice day though.
1744	01:11:11,238	01:11:14,507	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1745	01:11:18,879	01:11:20,781	Lil Eric.	Lil Eric.
1746	01:11:26,153	01:11:28,022	Lil Eric.	Lil Eric.
1747	01:11:30,291	01:11:32,827	It's okay, Lil Eric, where you at?	It's okay, Lil Eric, where you at?
1748	01:11:34,261	01:11:38,132	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1749	01:11:42,103	01:11:43,804	Fuck.	Fuck.
1750	01:11:45,806	01:11:46,807	Let me see your phone.	Let me see your phone.
1751	01:11:46,841	01:11:48,575	RACHEL: No.	RACHEL: No.
1752	01:11:49,276	01:11:51,746	Then stop filming me.	Then stop filming me.
1753	01:11:51,779	01:11:53,914	Stop filming me.	Stop filming me.
1754	01:11:53,948	01:11:56,917	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1755	01:11:56,951	01:11:58,919	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1756	01:11:58,953	01:12:02,023	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1757	01:12:25,346	01:12:28,149	RACHEL: Mr. Jackson,	RACHEL: Mr. Jackson,
1758	01:12:28,182	01:12:29,750	we found Lil Eric.	we found Lil Eric.
1759	01:12:29,784	01:12:31,752	He's at the precinct.	He's at the precinct.
1760	01:12:31,786	01:12:33,854	He's fine.	He's fine.
1761	01:12:35,688	01:12:37,590	What precinct?	What precinct?
1762	01:12:39,927	01:12:42,595	This point got no damn sense.	This point got no damn sense.
1763	01:12:43,964	01:12:45,698	Look, I'm outside of my jurisdiction,	Look, I'm outside of my jurisdiction,
1764	01:12:45,733	01:12:46,934	so if I go up in that motherfucker,	so if I go up in that motherfucker,
1765	01:12:46,967	01:12:48,668	I might not come out. Okay?	I might not come out. Okay?
1766	01:12:48,702	01:12:50,905	So, one of y'all got to go in there and get him.	So, one of y'all got to go in there and get him.
1767	01:12:50,938	01:12:54,008	[SIREN WAILING]	[SIREN WAILING]
1768	01:13:06,720	01:13:08,222	There is a time and place, homie.	There is a time and place, homie.
1769	01:13:08,255	01:13:09,656	There's a time and a fucking place.	There's a time and a fucking place.
1770	01:13:09,689	01:13:11,125	Did you find him?	Did you find him?
1771	01:13:11,158	01:13:13,260	RACHEL: They'll only release him to a legal guardian.	RACHEL: They'll only release him to a legal guardian.
1772	01:13:13,294	01:13:15,662	TJ: Shit. What if I'm ain't that?	TJ: Shit. What if I'm ain't that?
1773	01:13:15,695	01:13:18,065	So, I just sneak in to Disney World.	So, I just sneak in to Disney World.
1774	01:13:18,099	01:13:19,800	What the fuck you do with my car?	What the fuck you do with my car?
1775	01:13:19,834	01:13:22,635	I don't know. Do I look like Minnie Mouse?	I don't know. Do I look like Minnie Mouse?
1776	01:13:22,669	01:13:24,171	Now we call Sharea, she gonna blow this shit	Now we call Sharea, she gonna blow this shit
1777	01:13:24,205	01:13:25,906	way out of proportion, I'm telling y'all now.	way out of proportion, I'm telling y'all now.
1778	01:13:25,940	01:13:28,742	Well, yeah, we lost the child.	Well, yeah, we lost the child.
1779	01:13:31,178	01:13:34,882	Wouldn't want you to die from second-hand smoke.	Wouldn't want you to die from second-hand smoke.
1780	01:13:34,915	01:13:37,218	Be free.	Be free.
1781	01:13:41,088	01:13:42,923	So, did you call his mom yet?	So, did you call his mom yet?
1782	01:13:42,957	01:13:44,191	TJ: We don't need to call them.	TJ: We don't need to call them.
1783	01:13:44,225	01:13:47,228	- RACHEL: Why not? - Because...	- RACHEL: Why not? - Because...
1784	01:13:47,261	01:13:50,264	she gonna take that shit to another level.	she gonna take that shit to another level.
1785	01:13:52,933	01:13:55,035	And she gonna overreact,	And she gonna overreact,
1786	01:13:55,069	01:13:56,669	and then, she gonna get my momma blood pressure,	and then, she gonna get my momma blood pressure,
1787	01:13:56,704	01:13:59,940	man, you gonna fucking piss me off.	man, you gonna fucking piss me off.
1788	01:13:59,974	01:14:01,041	[DIAL TONE RINGING]	[DIAL TONE RINGING]
1789	01:14:01,075	01:14:02,409	So, who you calling?	So, who you calling?
1790	01:14:02,443	01:14:06,247	[PHONE RINGING]	[PHONE RINGING]
1791	01:14:06,280	01:14:07,414	Come here.	Come here.
1792	01:14:07,448	01:14:09,316	Hey, come here.	Hey, come here.
1793	01:14:09,350	01:14:11,185	No, it's Rachel,	No, it's Rachel,
1794	01:14:11,218	01:14:13,354	the girl with the camera.	the girl with the camera.
1795	01:14:13,387	01:14:15,189	I'm Asian.	I'm Asian.
1796	01:14:15,222	01:14:18,192	Mr. Jackson wanted me to let Sharea know,	Mr. Jackson wanted me to let Sharea know,
1797	01:14:18,225	01:14:21,228	Lil Eric is perfectly fine.	Lil Eric is perfectly fine.
1798	01:14:21,262	01:14:22,830	He is in jail,	He is in jail,
1799	01:14:22,863	01:14:25,799	but he wasn't arrested.	but he wasn't arrested.
1800	01:14:25,833	01:14:27,034	SHAREA: That nerd try to	SHAREA: That nerd try to
1801	01:14:27,067	01:14:28,402	question my damn parenting skills,	question my damn parenting skills,
1802	01:14:28,435	01:14:30,704	dud, you gonna take my kid for one day and leave	dud, you gonna take my kid for one day and leave
1803	01:14:30,738	01:14:32,273	and sit in the car like he's some kind of animal.	and sit in the car like he's some kind of animal.
1804	01:14:32,306	01:14:33,874	MOMMA JACKSON: I think his demon is trying	MOMMA JACKSON: I think his demon is trying
1805	01:14:33,908	01:14:35,142	to separate us with you, girl.	to separate us with you, girl.
1806	01:14:35,176	01:14:36,877	It ain't no damn demons, momma,	It ain't no damn demons, momma,
1807	01:14:36,911	01:14:39,947	we should stop saying that shit. It ain't nobody but Junior.	we should stop saying that shit. It ain't nobody but Junior.
1808	01:14:39,980	01:14:41,148	And you don't wanna see it that way.	And you don't wanna see it that way.
1809	01:14:41,182	01:14:42,783	You wanna live in the make believes.	You wanna live in the make believes.
1810	01:14:42,816	01:14:44,285	I'mma just gonna sip my tea.	I'mma just gonna sip my tea.
1811	01:14:44,318	01:14:46,420	If you're looking for a demon, his ass right there.	If you're looking for a demon, his ass right there.
1812	01:14:46,453	01:14:49,890	Jesus, you finish Sharea?	Jesus, you finish Sharea?
1813	01:14:49,924	01:14:52,459	SHAREA: Don't call me by my government name, nigga.	SHAREA: Don't call me by my government name, nigga.
1814	01:14:52,493	01:14:54,094	TJ: Are you done?	TJ: Are you done?
1815	01:14:54,128	01:14:55,930	Are you done?	Are you done?
1816	01:14:55,963	01:14:56,964	- TJ: No. - Are you done?	- TJ: No. - Are you done?
1817	01:14:56,997	01:15:00,234	MOMMA JACKSON: Jesus.	MOMMA JACKSON: Jesus.
1818	01:15:00,267	01:15:02,336	- Check stub please. - Cheryl...	- Check stub please. - Cheryl...
1819	01:15:02,369	01:15:04,305	- Proof of employment, please. - No, I got... Cheryl, I got...	- Proof of employment, please. - No, I got... Cheryl, I got...
1820	01:15:04,338	01:15:06,173	- Check stubs. - I got them, Cheryl.	- Check stubs. - I got them, Cheryl.
1821	01:15:06,207	01:15:07,741	I got them, but I forgot them.	I got them, but I forgot them.
1822	01:15:07,775	01:15:09,009	Hmm. I know it's always something with you.	Hmm. I know it's always something with you.
1823	01:15:09,043	01:15:10,444	- No. Cheryl... - Are you trying to go back	- No. Cheryl... - Are you trying to go back
1824	01:15:10,477	01:15:12,012	- to jail, TJ? - I thought they was in my car.	- to jail, TJ? - I thought they was in my car.
1825	01:15:12,046	01:15:13,314	But then I realized that I might...	But then I realized that I might...
1826	01:15:13,347	01:15:14,882	You know what, TJ? Don't play with me today	You know what, TJ? Don't play with me today
1827	01:15:14,915	01:15:17,484	because I'm not in the mood.	because I'm not in the mood.
1828	01:15:17,518	01:15:19,086	[CRICKET CHIRPING]	[CRICKET CHIRPING]
1829	01:15:19,119	01:15:22,223	[DOG BARKING]	[DOG BARKING]
1830	01:15:27,394	01:15:29,797	Cheryl.	Cheryl.
1831	01:15:31,498	01:15:33,200	Cheryl.	Cheryl.
1832	01:15:40,441	01:15:42,009	Cheryl.	Cheryl.
1833	01:15:45,512	01:15:48,782	[DOG BARKING]	[DOG BARKING]
1834	01:15:53,120	01:15:55,055	TJ: What the fuck you doing up there?	TJ: What the fuck you doing up there?
1835	01:15:55,089	01:15:57,091	- TJ? - TJ: You fucking with that	- TJ? - TJ: You fucking with that
1836	01:15:57,124	01:15:58,892	- Freddie Mercury-looking nigga? - MAN: Oh, I got your	- Freddie Mercury-looking nigga? - MAN: Oh, I got your
1837	01:15:58,926	01:16:00,494	- Freddie Mercury right here. - TJ: No, thanks, nigga.	- Freddie Mercury right here. - TJ: No, thanks, nigga.
1838	01:16:00,527	01:16:02,363	- I don't do porn. - Okay. Let me handle this.	- I don't do porn. - Okay. Let me handle this.
1839	01:16:02,396	01:16:04,198	Hey, you better tell that motherfucker to kick rocks.	Hey, you better tell that motherfucker to kick rocks.
1840	01:16:04,231	01:16:05,532	Turn them cameras off. Turn those cameras off.	Turn them cameras off. Turn those cameras off.
1841	01:16:05,566	01:16:07,001	TJ: Yeah. Yeah. You know why,	TJ: Yeah. Yeah. You know why,
1842	01:16:07,034	01:16:08,535	because she don't want the world to know	because she don't want the world to know
1843	01:16:08,569	01:16:10,371	that she fucking around with Doug, the Bounty hunter.	that she fucking around with Doug, the Bounty hunter.
1844	01:16:10,404	01:16:11,872	MAN: All right. You about 30 seconds	MAN: All right. You about 30 seconds
1845	01:16:11,905	01:16:14,441	- from getting choked out, boy. - TJ: Boy?	- from getting choked out, boy. - TJ: Boy?
1846	01:16:14,475	01:16:16,076	Nigga, we don't in the inside no more,	Nigga, we don't in the inside no more,
1847	01:16:16,110	01:16:17,544	you fucking around and get your manhood breach	you fucking around and get your manhood breach
1848	01:16:17,578	01:16:19,246	- messing with me. - CHERYL: Hey, listen, wait.	- messing with me. - CHERYL: Hey, listen, wait.
1849	01:16:19,280	01:16:21,115	You better call will.i.am, nigga,	You better call will.i.am, nigga,
1850	01:16:21,148	01:16:23,150	ain't the DJ, boy. I don't play, heard me?	ain't the DJ, boy. I don't play, heard me?
1851	01:16:23,183	01:16:24,518	CHERYL: TJ! What do you want?	CHERYL: TJ! What do you want?
1852	01:16:24,551	01:16:26,086	What do you need, TJ? What do you need?	What do you need, TJ? What do you need?
1853	01:16:26,120	01:16:27,521	You wanted... you wanted proof of employment	You wanted... you wanted proof of employment
1854	01:16:27,554	01:16:30,791	- for the last few weeks, right? - Yeah.	- for the last few weeks, right? - Yeah.
1855	01:16:34,295	01:16:36,196	You got this push broom motherfucker	You got this push broom motherfucker
1856	01:16:36,230	01:16:37,598	all off in the crib.	all off in the crib.
1857	01:16:37,631	01:16:40,167	Motherfucker, all in his drawers and shit.	Motherfucker, all in his drawers and shit.
1858	01:16:40,200	01:16:43,037	TJ.	TJ.
1859	01:16:43,070	01:16:46,040	You got check stubs?	You got check stubs?
1860	01:16:46,073	01:16:48,008	Nigga, I'm proud of you.	Nigga, I'm proud of you.
1861	01:16:48,042	01:16:51,145	[CHUCKLING] I'm proud of you, TJ.	[CHUCKLING] I'm proud of you, TJ.
1862	01:16:51,178	01:16:52,946	You can get back to sling blade now.	You can get back to sling blade now.
1863	01:16:52,980	01:16:54,915	- [YELLING] - [GRUNTING]	- [YELLING] - [GRUNTING]
1864	01:16:54,948	01:16:58,018	[DOG BARKING]	[DOG BARKING]
1865	01:17:03,924	01:17:05,359	Don't tell nobody I was in a fight,	Don't tell nobody I was in a fight,
1866	01:17:05,392	01:17:07,528	and don't put that shit in my documentary.	and don't put that shit in my documentary.
1867	01:17:07,561	01:17:09,229	RACHEL: Why not?	RACHEL: Why not?
1868	01:17:09,263	01:17:12,166	Because it's a violation to my parole.	Because it's a violation to my parole.
1869	01:17:12,199	01:17:14,168	How long it take for me to wake up?	How long it take for me to wake up?
1870	01:17:14,201	01:17:16,937	SINGER: ♪ They talk about the money I talk about the time ♪	SINGER: ♪ They talk about the money I talk about the time ♪
1871	01:17:16,970	01:17:19,540	♪ They talk about they needs I talk about what's mine ♪	♪ They talk about they needs I talk about what's mine ♪
1872	01:17:19,573	01:17:22,276	♪ They sitting on the comb, I'm sitting on the home ♪	♪ They sitting on the comb, I'm sitting on the home ♪
1873	01:17:22,309	01:17:24,978	♪ They wanna super head, shit, I wanna super dome ♪	♪ They wanna super head, shit, I wanna super dome ♪
1874	01:17:25,012	01:17:27,481	♪ I got a bigger vision I'm young Russell Simmons ♪	♪ I got a bigger vision I'm young Russell Simmons ♪
1875	01:17:27,514	01:17:30,217	♪ I'm like a chicken hawk, but I'm fucking pigeon ♪	♪ I'm like a chicken hawk, but I'm fucking pigeon ♪
1876	01:17:30,250	01:17:32,886	♪ I only share with friends They call it nepotism ♪	♪ I only share with friends They call it nepotism ♪
1877	01:17:32,920	01:17:36,056	♪ And then remember all the plan I am messing with ♪	♪ And then remember all the plan I am messing with ♪
1878	01:17:36,090	01:17:37,958	- TJ: Watchtower. - Yeah.	- TJ: Watchtower. - Yeah.
1879	01:17:37,991	01:17:41,261	TJ: What do you think about that?	TJ: What do you think about that?
1880	01:17:41,295	01:17:43,063	Hey, man. Look, nigga,	Hey, man. Look, nigga,
1881	01:17:43,097	01:17:45,299	if we gonna take this musical empire to that next level,	if we gonna take this musical empire to that next level,
1882	01:17:45,332	01:17:47,501	don't sugarcoat that nigga, just tell me how you feel.	don't sugarcoat that nigga, just tell me how you feel.
1883	01:17:47,534	01:17:49,303	You like it or not?	You like it or not?
1884	01:17:49,336	01:17:51,338	It was trash,	It was trash,
1885	01:17:51,372	01:17:54,208	- like, hot garbage. - Man, fuck you, nigga,	- like, hot garbage. - Man, fuck you, nigga,
1886	01:17:54,241	01:17:55,642	that version was cold than a can of pussy,	that version was cold than a can of pussy,
1887	01:17:55,676	01:17:59,680	eat you that shit, let's do the hood.	eat you that shit, let's do the hood.
1888	01:17:59,714	01:18:01,982	This nigga is just disrespectful, man.	This nigga is just disrespectful, man.
1889	01:18:02,015	01:18:04,118	- [DOOR KNOCKING] - Just...	- [DOOR KNOCKING] - Just...
1890	01:18:08,255	01:18:10,524	CHERYL: Hey. Where the fuck is TJ?	CHERYL: Hey. Where the fuck is TJ?
1891	01:18:10,557	01:18:12,059	Fuck.	Fuck.
1892	01:18:12,092	01:18:15,396	Hey, man, I'm gonna drop [INDISTINCT] for real,	Hey, man, I'm gonna drop [INDISTINCT] for real,
1893	01:18:15,429	01:18:17,097	this shit cold, watch out, nigga.	this shit cold, watch out, nigga.
1894	01:18:17,131	01:18:18,432	TJ: Watchtower.	TJ: Watchtower.
1895	01:18:18,465	01:18:21,135	Punch it, nigga, and after the refrain.	Punch it, nigga, and after the refrain.
1896	01:18:21,168	01:18:23,003	[DOOR KNOCKING]	[DOOR KNOCKING]
1897	01:18:23,036	01:18:24,671	TJ: Watchtower.	TJ: Watchtower.
1898	01:18:24,706	01:18:27,241	[DOOR KNOCKING]	[DOOR KNOCKING]
1899	01:18:27,274	01:18:30,210	Nigga, are you...	Nigga, are you...
1900	01:18:30,244	01:18:31,378	where the fuck he go?	where the fuck he go?
1901	01:18:31,412	01:18:34,181	- [TAPPING ON WINDOW] - Watchtower.	- [TAPPING ON WINDOW] - Watchtower.
1902	01:18:39,052	01:18:40,487	I'm recording vocals.	I'm recording vocals.
1903	01:18:40,521	01:18:42,122	I don't give a fuck.	I don't give a fuck.
1904	01:18:42,156	01:18:43,290	I don't care if you're recording	I don't care if you're recording
1905	01:18:43,323	01:18:44,992	the national motherfucker anthem,	the national motherfucker anthem,
1906	01:18:45,025	01:18:47,127	get the fuck out here, TJ.	get the fuck out here, TJ.
1907	01:18:47,161	01:18:49,530	You [INDISTINCT] your fucking lot.	You [INDISTINCT] your fucking lot.
1908	01:18:51,598	01:18:53,967	My brother is one of the first niggas from Hollywood, Florida,	My brother is one of the first niggas from Hollywood, Florida,
1909	01:18:54,001	01:18:56,236	he got arrested on tops	he got arrested on tops
1910	01:18:56,270	01:18:58,572	and cheaters,	and cheaters,
1911	01:18:58,605	01:19:00,607	punch a girl on the face.	punch a girl on the face.
1912	01:19:02,342	01:19:04,445	Ever since then, I've been camera shy.	Ever since then, I've been camera shy.
1913	01:19:04,478	01:19:07,448	You broke my Rolex, this should cost me $50.	You broke my Rolex, this should cost me $50.
1914	01:19:07,481	01:19:08,515	CHERYL: What is these, TJ?	CHERYL: What is these, TJ?
1915	01:19:08,549	01:19:10,117	I told you. They check stub.	I told you. They check stub.
1916	01:19:10,150	01:19:11,251	They counterfeit stubs.	They counterfeit stubs.
1917	01:19:11,285	01:19:12,653	I don't know nothing about that.	I don't know nothing about that.
1918	01:19:12,686	01:19:14,521	Yes, you do, and why would you walk off your job?	Yes, you do, and why would you walk off your job?
1919	01:19:14,555	01:19:16,323	You was doing so good, and you left?	You was doing so good, and you left?
1920	01:19:16,356	01:19:17,759	Get my cigarettes, it's on my pocket, for me.	Get my cigarettes, it's on my pocket, for me.
1921	01:19:17,792	01:19:20,093	I ain't getting shit.	I ain't getting shit.
1922	01:19:20,127	01:19:22,229	Hey, get off with that cock.	Hey, get off with that cock.
1923	01:19:22,262	01:19:24,732	Hey, take the... you know, move that cock.	Hey, take the... you know, move that cock.
1924	01:19:24,766	01:19:26,266	Y'all get his cock on camera?	Y'all get his cock on camera?
1925	01:19:26,300	01:19:29,269	You about to get a lot of cock where you going.	You about to get a lot of cock where you going.
1926	01:19:30,471	01:19:32,740	Y'all get his cock?	Y'all get his cock?
1927	01:19:34,608	01:19:36,343	All right.	All right.
1928	01:19:36,376	01:19:40,347	One second, but this the last one.	One second, but this the last one.
1929	01:19:40,380	01:19:42,049	All right. Look, uh...	All right. Look, uh...
1930	01:19:42,082	01:19:43,785	you know, TJ is... he's a gifted man.	you know, TJ is... he's a gifted man.
1931	01:19:43,818	01:19:46,453	That's, you know, that's, that's real,	That's, you know, that's, that's real,
1932	01:19:46,487	01:19:48,689	but you got to watch him.	but you got to watch him.
1933	01:19:48,723	01:19:50,357	You got to watch him because you don't know	You got to watch him because you don't know
1934	01:19:50,390	01:19:51,592	what you're gonna get with TJ.	what you're gonna get with TJ.
1935	01:19:51,625	01:19:53,494	You don't know if you gonna get...	You don't know if you gonna get...
1936	01:19:53,527	01:19:56,363	if you gonna get sunshine, or if you gonna get moonshine.	if you gonna get sunshine, or if you gonna get moonshine.
1937	01:19:56,396	01:20:00,100	And the terms of TJ's parole,	And the terms of TJ's parole,
1938	01:20:00,133	01:20:02,804	honestly, for me... for me,	honestly, for me... for me,
1939	01:20:02,837	01:20:05,606	they're pretty reasonable, honestly.	they're pretty reasonable, honestly.
1940	01:20:05,639	01:20:08,242	And every day,	And every day,
1941	01:20:08,275	01:20:09,744	I ask him, I say the same shit.	I ask him, I say the same shit.
1942	01:20:09,777	01:20:13,748	I say, uh, "TJ, you know, you go to counseling."	I say, uh, "TJ, you know, you go to counseling."
1943	01:20:13,781	01:20:15,182	You know what I get? Legs up.	You know what I get? Legs up.
1944	01:20:15,215	01:20:17,150	Then I say, "Okay.	Then I say, "Okay.
1945	01:20:17,184	01:20:19,721	What about... what, about community service?	What about... what, about community service?
1946	01:20:19,754	01:20:22,356	Did you go to community service? Did you do it?"	Did you go to community service? Did you do it?"
1947	01:20:22,389	01:20:24,291	"Oh, I'm a soul train."	"Oh, I'm a soul train."
1948	01:20:24,324	01:20:26,393	"What about work?"	"What about work?"
1949	01:20:26,426	01:20:29,062	"Yo, am."	"Yo, am."
1950	01:20:30,765	01:20:33,267	This nigga.	This nigga.
1951	01:20:34,836	01:20:38,438	Really, the truth is you just... you can't help a man	Really, the truth is you just... you can't help a man
1952	01:20:38,472	01:20:40,240	that refused to help himself.	that refused to help himself.
1953	01:20:40,274	01:20:42,576	And that's what I got to know.	And that's what I got to know.
1954	01:20:42,609	01:20:46,246	You know, that's...	You know, that's...
1955	01:20:46,280	01:20:48,649	that's it. So, all right.	that's it. So, all right.
1956	01:20:48,682	01:20:52,119	[ENGINE REVVING]	[ENGINE REVVING]
1957	01:20:52,152	01:20:53,620	CHERYL: And you know the worst part is that	CHERYL: And you know the worst part is that
1958	01:20:53,654	01:20:57,124	I actually believed you. I believed your down shit.	I actually believed you. I believed your down shit.
1959	01:20:57,157	01:20:58,826	TJ: Do you ever think about getting back into music though?	TJ: Do you ever think about getting back into music though?
1960	01:20:58,860	01:21:00,862	- TJ, do you hear me? - Have a nigga pump his mixtape?	- TJ, do you hear me? - Have a nigga pump his mixtape?
1961	01:21:00,895	01:21:03,430	Counterfeit is a serious offense. This is real.	Counterfeit is a serious offense. This is real.
1962	01:21:03,463	01:21:05,532	Affirmation music Volume 1.	Affirmation music Volume 1.
1963	01:21:05,566	01:21:07,200	Hey, you know what, hey, he came back.	Hey, you know what, hey, he came back.
1964	01:21:07,234	01:21:08,535	You know what his cock.	You know what his cock.
1965	01:21:08,569	01:21:10,404	Hey, homie, let me get you with your cock, homie.	Hey, homie, let me get you with your cock, homie.
1966	01:21:10,437	01:21:11,538	Hey, hey [INDISTINCT]	Hey, hey [INDISTINCT]
1967	01:21:11,572	01:21:13,307	So get your dog off to prison can,	So get your dog off to prison can,
1968	01:21:13,340	01:21:15,175	and this is the things I get from you?	and this is the things I get from you?
1969	01:21:15,208	01:21:16,443	Okay. Cool.	Okay. Cool.
1970	01:21:16,476	01:21:18,278	- I can't. - You call the cops on a nigga.	- I can't. - You call the cops on a nigga.
1971	01:21:18,312	01:21:19,847	- I ain't doing it no more. - Cheryl, you call the laws	- I ain't doing it no more. - Cheryl, you call the laws
1972	01:21:19,881	01:21:22,649	- on a nigga, though? - Hey, get him.	- on a nigga, though? - Hey, get him.
1973	01:21:22,683	01:21:25,753	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1974	01:22:07,795	01:22:09,196	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1975	01:22:09,229	01:22:10,664	Tell me the truth, and I can help you.	Tell me the truth, and I can help you.
1976	01:22:10,697	01:22:12,633	- MAN: [INDISTINCT] - Or you're going back inside.	- MAN: [INDISTINCT] - Or you're going back inside.
1977	01:22:12,666	01:22:15,302	We have not used since we got out.	We have not used since we got out.
1978	01:22:15,335	01:22:17,537	We have two months to give up in life.	We have two months to give up in life.
1979	01:22:17,571	01:22:18,906	- [LAUGHING] - MAN: I haven't [INDISTINCT]	- [LAUGHING] - MAN: I haven't [INDISTINCT]
1980	01:22:18,940	01:22:20,574	- MAN: I don't know what... - Okay. So...	- MAN: I don't know what... - Okay. So...
1981	01:22:20,607	01:22:22,209	- MAN: All the respect, man. - So you both clean?	- MAN: All the respect, man. - So you both clean?
1982	01:22:22,242	01:22:23,543	- A hundred percent. - A hundred percent.	- A hundred percent. - A hundred percent.
1983	01:22:23,577	01:22:24,746	- A hundred percent. - Absolutely.	- A hundred percent. - Absolutely.
1984	01:22:24,779	01:22:26,213	- [LAUGHING] - I'm on [INDISTINCT]	- [LAUGHING] - I'm on [INDISTINCT]
1985	01:22:26,246	01:22:27,715	Okay. Okay.	Okay. Okay.
1986	01:22:27,749	01:22:29,751	I'm giving you one last chance and tell me the truth,	I'm giving you one last chance and tell me the truth,
1987	01:22:29,784	01:22:31,451	or you both taking the piss tests.	or you both taking the piss tests.
1988	01:22:31,485	01:22:33,821	MAN: Give me a tiny little meth on the weekends,	MAN: Give me a tiny little meth on the weekends,
1989	01:22:33,855	01:22:35,689	or it's fine. Nothing serious.	or it's fine. Nothing serious.
1990	01:22:35,723	01:22:37,591	MAN: Don't look at him, look at me.	MAN: Don't look at him, look at me.
1991	01:22:37,624	01:22:40,594	He's not the one that's gonna book you, I am.	He's not the one that's gonna book you, I am.
1992	01:22:43,397	01:22:45,365	[INDISTINCT]	[INDISTINCT]
1993	01:22:45,399	01:22:47,267	You ain't talk to him?	You ain't talk to him?
1994	01:22:48,703	01:22:51,939	Well, I'm not surprised.	Well, I'm not surprised.
1995	01:22:51,973	01:22:53,507	You know what to do with these?	You know what to do with these?
1996	01:22:53,540	01:22:54,641	Cheryl.	Cheryl.
1997	01:22:54,675	01:22:57,979	Do you know what to do with those?	Do you know what to do with those?
1998	01:22:58,012	01:22:59,212	Okay.	Okay.
1999	01:22:59,246	01:23:02,315	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
2000	01:23:03,951	01:23:05,552	Goodbye.	Goodbye.
2001	01:23:07,421	01:23:10,490	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2002	01:23:23,336	01:23:26,406	[CAR ENGINE REVVING]	[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
2003	01:23:30,410	01:23:33,480	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]	[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
2004	01:23:37,384	01:23:38,318	Hey, watch out.	Hey, watch out.
2005	01:23:38,351	01:23:40,021	MAN: Oh, shit, he saw us.	MAN: Oh, shit, he saw us.
2006	01:23:40,054	01:23:41,756	LIL ERIC: Why didn't you tell me you were out?	LIL ERIC: Why didn't you tell me you were out?
2007	01:23:41,789	01:23:43,490	TJ: I think the more distance between you and me,	TJ: I think the more distance between you and me,
2008	01:23:43,523	01:23:45,358	- the better off you gonna be. - How did you figure that?	- the better off you gonna be. - How did you figure that?
2009	01:23:45,392	01:23:47,729	Watch your tone with me now, boy.	Watch your tone with me now, boy.
2010	01:23:47,762	01:23:49,396	Why didn't you call?	Why didn't you call?
2011	01:23:50,798	01:23:52,299	- Because Lil Eric... - Because what?	- Because Lil Eric... - Because what?
2012	01:23:52,332	01:23:53,735	Because your momma keep making this thing	Because your momma keep making this thing
2013	01:23:53,768	01:23:54,902	like everything was my fault.	like everything was my fault.
2014	01:23:54,936	01:23:56,636	But it was your fault.	But it was your fault.
2015	01:23:56,670	01:23:57,939	The first night you came home,	The first night you came home,
2016	01:23:57,972	01:23:59,306	there was no one in the house	there was no one in the house
2017	01:23:59,339	01:24:00,574	so you had to sleep in the car.	so you had to sleep in the car.
2018	01:24:00,607	01:24:01,743	What did I do?	What did I do?
2019	01:24:01,776	01:24:03,343	I came out to sleep in the car too	I came out to sleep in the car too
2020	01:24:03,376	01:24:04,712	because I didn't want you to be out there	because I didn't want you to be out there
2021	01:24:04,746	01:24:05,913	all by yourself.	all by yourself.
2022	01:24:05,947	01:24:07,380	But as soon as we get to the contest,	But as soon as we get to the contest,
2023	01:24:07,414	01:24:08,482	what did you do?	what did you do?
2024	01:24:08,515	01:24:09,751	You told me to wait in the car	You told me to wait in the car
2025	01:24:09,784	01:24:11,451	all by myself for some stupid	all by myself for some stupid
2026	01:24:11,485	01:24:13,587	Toastmaster thing that turned out to be...	Toastmaster thing that turned out to be...
2027	01:24:13,620	01:24:15,689	TJ: But what you ain't even realizing is that great success	TJ: But what you ain't even realizing is that great success
2028	01:24:15,723	01:24:18,391	- requires great sacrifice. I... - Great success?	- requires great sacrifice. I... - Great success?
2029	01:24:18,425	01:24:20,594	If the only one benefitting from it is you,	If the only one benefitting from it is you,
2030	01:24:20,627	01:24:22,596	how great can it be?	how great can it be?
2031	01:24:26,666	01:24:29,737	[BIRDS CHIRPING]	[BIRDS CHIRPING]
2032	01:24:32,940	01:24:36,010	Oh, whose bike is that?	Oh, whose bike is that?
2033	01:24:39,747	01:24:41,348	TJ: Boy.	TJ: Boy.
2034	01:24:41,381	01:24:42,884	You gotta rinse it before you put it up under the bed.	You gotta rinse it before you put it up under the bed.
2035	01:24:42,917	01:24:44,952	[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]	[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
2036	01:24:47,889	01:24:49,322	SHAREA: Put it down.	SHAREA: Put it down.
2037	01:24:49,356	01:24:50,825	Put it down now.	Put it down now.
2038	01:24:55,529	01:24:58,598	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2039	01:25:07,975	01:25:09,010	[SOBS]	[SOBS]
2040	01:25:09,043	01:25:11,611	Oh, why are you so skinny, boy?	Oh, why are you so skinny, boy?
2041	01:25:11,645	01:25:13,014	I've been riding my bicycle, Momma.	I've been riding my bicycle, Momma.
2042	01:25:13,047	01:25:14,849	Oh.	Oh.
2043	01:25:14,882	01:25:17,450	- [CRYING] - [INDISTINCT]	- [CRYING] - [INDISTINCT]
2044	01:25:17,484	01:25:20,520	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2045	01:25:30,630	01:25:31,999	I saw this blog and it said that...	I saw this blog and it said that...
2046	01:25:32,033	01:25:33,100	MOMMA JACKSON: [GROANS]	MOMMA JACKSON: [GROANS]
2047	01:25:33,134	01:25:34,534	...this was good for the arthritis.	...this was good for the arthritis.
2048	01:25:34,568	01:25:35,803	MOMMA JACKSON: [GIGGLING]	MOMMA JACKSON: [GIGGLING]
2049	01:25:35,837	01:25:37,738	- TJ: You okay, Momma? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine.	- TJ: You okay, Momma? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
2050	01:25:37,772	01:25:38,739	- Ooh. - TJ: Okay.	- Ooh. - TJ: Okay.
2051	01:25:39,907	01:25:42,877	GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: So, what exactly are you interested in?	GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: So, what exactly are you interested in?
2052	01:25:42,910	01:25:43,911	Like, what's your passion?	Like, what's your passion?
2053	01:25:43,945	01:25:46,479	What do you wanna do?	What do you wanna do?
2054	01:25:46,513	01:25:48,648	I wanna be a public speaker like my uncle.	I wanna be a public speaker like my uncle.
2055	01:25:48,682	01:25:50,483	GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: Hmm. Okay.	GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: Hmm. Okay.
2056	01:25:50,517	01:25:52,519	So, then we need to look at your transcripts,	So, then we need to look at your transcripts,
2057	01:25:52,552	01:25:55,122	let's see what courses that you already took.	let's see what courses that you already took.
2058	01:25:55,156	01:25:57,124	I see you took time to speak,	I see you took time to speak,
2059	01:25:57,158	01:25:58,658	and you're in regular English.	and you're in regular English.
2060	01:25:58,692	01:26:00,493	Maybe you should get into English AP	Maybe you should get into English AP
2061	01:26:00,527	01:26:03,030	to kind of learn grammar.	to kind of learn grammar.
2062	01:26:03,064	01:26:04,531	Legs up.	Legs up.
2063	01:26:04,564	01:26:06,433	- GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: Okay. - SHAREA: Listen.	- GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: Okay. - SHAREA: Listen.
2064	01:26:06,466	01:26:08,169	If you put a black woman's baby in danger,	If you put a black woman's baby in danger,
2065	01:26:08,202	01:26:11,138	she gonna go from zero to Remy real quick.	she gonna go from zero to Remy real quick.
2066	01:26:11,172	01:26:13,975	And if I'm being honest, TJ has been more of a father	And if I'm being honest, TJ has been more of a father
2067	01:26:14,008	01:26:17,544	to little Eric than my baby daddy ever was.	to little Eric than my baby daddy ever was.
2068	01:26:17,577	01:26:18,913	Now, he ain't perfect,	Now, he ain't perfect,
2069	01:26:18,946	01:26:21,082	but he's trying.	but he's trying.
2070	01:26:21,115	01:26:22,717	Oh. [CHUCKLES]	Oh. [CHUCKLES]
2071	01:26:22,750	01:26:26,954	Um, I only had two prayers.	Um, I only had two prayers.
2072	01:26:26,988	01:26:29,790	One was to see my family unified	One was to see my family unified
2073	01:26:29,824	01:26:31,424	under the blood of Jesus.	under the blood of Jesus.
2074	01:26:31,458	01:26:32,727	Praise the Lord.	Praise the Lord.
2075	01:26:32,760	01:26:34,427	[CHUCKLES]	[CHUCKLES]
2076	01:26:34,461	01:26:36,496	TJ: What's the other one, Momma?	TJ: What's the other one, Momma?
2077	01:26:36,529	01:26:38,799	A big house with a pool [CHUCKLES]	A big house with a pool [CHUCKLES]
2078	01:26:38,833	01:26:42,970	so that we can live together comfortably.	so that we can live together comfortably.
2079	01:26:43,004	01:26:44,105	But as long as we're together,	But as long as we're together,
2080	01:26:44,138	01:26:45,505	I don't need no pool.	I don't need no pool.
2081	01:26:45,538	01:26:47,174	[CHUCKLES] I do.	[CHUCKLES] I do.
2082	01:26:47,208	01:26:48,642	- Listen now... - Oh, shut up, boy.	- Listen now... - Oh, shut up, boy.
2083	01:26:48,675	01:26:50,577	[CHUCKLES] "I do."	[CHUCKLES] "I do."
2084	01:26:50,610	01:26:54,514	[LAUGHING]	[LAUGHING]
2085	01:26:54,547	01:26:57,484	- Here we go. - LIL ERIC: Ooh. Yes.	- Here we go. - LIL ERIC: Ooh. Yes.
2086	01:26:57,517	01:26:59,586	TJ: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.	TJ: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
2087	01:26:59,619	01:27:01,521	MOMMA JACKSON: Y'all put down your cameras and come here.	MOMMA JACKSON: Y'all put down your cameras and come here.
2088	01:27:01,554	01:27:03,090	- Come on. - SHAREA: Is it enough for now?	- Come on. - SHAREA: Is it enough for now?
2089	01:27:03,124	01:27:05,226	TJ: Seriously? [LAUGHS]	TJ: Seriously? [LAUGHS]
2090	01:27:05,259	01:27:07,028	Y'all stop acting up now.	Y'all stop acting up now.
2091	01:27:07,061	01:27:09,030	TJ: Yes, ma'am.	TJ: Yes, ma'am.
2092	01:27:12,532	01:27:16,503	Lord, we ask you to bless this food,	Lord, we ask you to bless this food,
2093	01:27:16,536	01:27:18,806	and we ask you to bless the white people	and we ask you to bless the white people
2094	01:27:18,839	01:27:20,174	at this table.	at this table.
2095	01:27:20,207	01:27:21,242	Amen.	Amen.
2096	01:27:21,275	01:27:23,044	- ALL: Amen. - TJ: All right.	- ALL: Amen. - TJ: All right.
2097	01:27:23,077	01:27:24,644	Y'all, let's eat for real and stop playing, okay?	Y'all, let's eat for real and stop playing, okay?
2098	01:27:24,678	01:27:26,080	MOMMA JACKSON: What's wrong with the forks,	MOMMA JACKSON: What's wrong with the forks,
2099	01:27:26,113	01:27:27,982	why I gotta stick me up... oh, Lord, Jesus.	why I gotta stick me up... oh, Lord, Jesus.
2100	01:27:28,015	01:27:29,649	TJ: Let me tell y'all something, man.	TJ: Let me tell y'all something, man.
2101	01:27:29,683	01:27:31,018	One thing my nephew I would like to call it	One thing my nephew I would like to call it
2102	01:27:31,052	01:27:32,987	my little guru made me realize is	my little guru made me realize is
2103	01:27:33,020	01:27:34,722	the whole point of being a life coach	the whole point of being a life coach
2104	01:27:34,755	01:27:36,157	is to help others, you know?	is to help others, you know?
2105	01:27:36,190	01:27:38,993	Mainly my family and my community,	Mainly my family and my community,
2106	01:27:39,026	01:27:40,962	heard me.	heard me.
2107	01:27:40,995	01:27:45,266	and there's a lot of people out there winning the rat race.	and there's a lot of people out there winning the rat race.
2108	01:27:45,299	01:27:47,034	Then what's a million dollars to a slave	Then what's a million dollars to a slave
2109	01:27:47,068	01:27:49,602	if he can't buy his own freedom, you heard?	if he can't buy his own freedom, you heard?
2110	01:27:49,636	01:27:52,539	She own [INDISTINCT] the tall white boy	She own [INDISTINCT] the tall white boy
2111	01:27:52,572	01:27:54,008	with the big carwash mustache.	with the big carwash mustache.
2112	01:27:54,041	01:27:55,810	MRS. JUDY: He's already been asked to resign.	MRS. JUDY: He's already been asked to resign.
2113	01:27:55,843	01:27:57,111	What up, Levaughn?	What up, Levaughn?
2114	01:27:57,144	01:27:58,245	Levaughn?	Levaughn?
2115	01:27:58,279	01:28:01,681	What up, nigga?	What up, nigga?
2116	01:28:01,716	01:28:02,984	Yes, ma'am.	Yes, ma'am.
2117	01:28:03,017	01:28:06,787	Boy, what happenin', [INDISTINCT]	Boy, what happenin', [INDISTINCT]
2118	01:28:06,821	01:28:09,256	I here because I care about y'all.	I here because I care about y'all.
2119	01:28:09,290	01:28:11,826	Tune, as far as I'm concerned,	Tune, as far as I'm concerned,
2120	01:28:11,859	01:28:14,594	someone fucked up on their life already.	someone fucked up on their life already.
2121	01:28:14,627	01:28:16,130	But me, for me,	But me, for me,
2122	01:28:16,163	01:28:18,265	I was a master fuck-up-ist.	I was a master fuck-up-ist.
2123	01:28:18,299	01:28:19,566	And this man changed my life.	And this man changed my life.
2124	01:28:19,599	01:28:21,168	So that it could change yours.	So that it could change yours.
2125	01:28:21,202	01:28:23,536	It's just a matter of listenin' and paying attention, you know.	It's just a matter of listenin' and paying attention, you know.
2126	01:28:23,570	01:28:24,939	a matter of paying attention.	a matter of paying attention.
2127	01:28:24,972	01:28:27,607	I'm... yo, fucking pay attention, now man,	I'm... yo, fucking pay attention, now man,
2128	01:28:27,640	01:28:29,710	because every time so, but yo,	because every time so, but yo,
2129	01:28:29,744	01:28:31,979	I want to bring my brethren right now,	I want to bring my brethren right now,
2130	01:28:32,013	01:28:33,014	no other than	no other than
2131	01:28:33,047	01:28:34,982	Tijuana Jackson.	Tijuana Jackson.
2132	01:28:35,016	01:28:37,084	Yeah. Give it up for my homie, Upgrade.	Yeah. Give it up for my homie, Upgrade.
2133	01:28:37,118	01:28:38,152	You know what I'm saying.	You know what I'm saying.
2134	01:28:38,185	01:28:39,787	That's Toucan fam right there.	That's Toucan fam right there.
2135	01:28:39,820	01:28:43,224	It's Toucan fam, real nigga shit, heard me.	It's Toucan fam, real nigga shit, heard me.
2136	01:28:43,257	01:28:45,760	I didn't get it.	I didn't get it.
2137	01:28:45,793	01:28:47,328	Took getting cursed out by my nephew,	Took getting cursed out by my nephew,
2138	01:28:47,361	01:28:50,197	I call him my guru, Lil Eric,	I call him my guru, Lil Eric,
2139	01:28:50,231	01:28:51,732	to realize that my success would come	to realize that my success would come
2140	01:28:51,766	01:28:53,701	from being selfless,	from being selfless,
2141	01:28:53,734	01:28:55,036	not selfish.	not selfish.
2142	01:28:55,069	01:28:57,138	INMATE: Uh-hmm.	INMATE: Uh-hmm.
2143	01:28:57,171	01:28:59,040	Because when you got a sense of purpose,	Because when you got a sense of purpose,
2144	01:28:59,073	01:29:02,109	you gotta service more than just you.	you gotta service more than just you.
2145	01:29:03,676	01:29:05,713	Oh, y'all didn't think I would get that deep, huh?	Oh, y'all didn't think I would get that deep, huh?
2146	01:29:05,746	01:29:07,181	Well, hold on, niggas,	Well, hold on, niggas,
2147	01:29:07,214	01:29:09,682	because I'm deep like giraffe pussy.	because I'm deep like giraffe pussy.
2148	01:29:09,717	01:29:11,285	TJ: And what if I told you	TJ: And what if I told you
2149	01:29:11,318	01:29:15,122	that every nigga in here got a purpose?	that every nigga in here got a purpose?
2150	01:29:15,156	01:29:19,794	And that purpose stems from one moment in your damn life?	And that purpose stems from one moment in your damn life?
2151	01:29:19,827	01:29:22,863	I'm in my one moment like the shit happened yesterday.	I'm in my one moment like the shit happened yesterday.
2152	01:29:22,897	01:29:25,665	- INMATE: Uh-hmm. - INMATE: Yeah.	- INMATE: Uh-hmm. - INMATE: Yeah.
2153	01:29:25,698	01:29:27,268	When I was 13 years old,	When I was 13 years old,
2154	01:29:27,301	01:29:30,004	my uncle tried to put his finger	my uncle tried to put his finger
2155	01:29:30,037	01:29:31,739	in my asshole while I was asleep,	in my asshole while I was asleep,
2156	01:29:31,772	01:29:34,275	but I caught him.	but I caught him.
2157	01:29:34,308	01:29:35,810	Took about seven hours of surgery	Took about seven hours of surgery
2158	01:29:35,843	01:29:37,677	to get my foot out of his fucking larynx,	to get my foot out of his fucking larynx,
2159	01:29:37,711	01:29:40,613	fucked that nigga voice box up good.	fucked that nigga voice box up good.
2160	01:29:41,849	01:29:45,386	To this day when he talks, he sound like...	To this day when he talks, he sound like...
2161	01:29:45,419	01:29:47,822	uh, what's the name of the, uh...	uh, what's the name of the, uh...
2162	01:29:47,855	01:29:49,190	INMATE: What?	INMATE: What?
2163	01:29:49,223	01:29:50,958	What's the name of the big old buff nigga	What's the name of the big old buff nigga
2164	01:29:50,991	01:29:53,327	with the raspy voice who used to win all the Grammys?	with the raspy voice who used to win all the Grammys?
2165	01:29:53,360	01:29:55,996	Uh, Big strong nigga used to work out back in the 90s?	Uh, Big strong nigga used to work out back in the 90s?
2166	01:29:56,030	01:29:58,065	Had all the hit... Macy Gray,	Had all the hit... Macy Gray,
2167	01:29:58,099	01:29:59,133	he sound like that nigga.	he sound like that nigga.
2168	01:29:59,166	01:30:00,334	- [LAUGHTER] - OFFICER: Quiet!	- [LAUGHTER] - OFFICER: Quiet!
2169	01:30:00,367	01:30:01,735	TJ: Y'all go ahead and laugh,	TJ: Y'all go ahead and laugh,
2170	01:30:01,769	01:30:02,903	but that's why I brought up my uncle	but that's why I brought up my uncle
2171	01:30:02,937	01:30:04,738	and his big-ass fingers.	and his big-ass fingers.
2172	01:30:04,772	01:30:08,675	Your pain should be the pathway to your purpose.	Your pain should be the pathway to your purpose.
2173	01:30:08,709	01:30:11,278	So when y'all get up out these blocks,	So when y'all get up out these blocks,
2174	01:30:11,312	01:30:13,047	don't seek success.	don't seek success.
2175	01:30:13,080	01:30:14,815	Seek purpose,	Seek purpose,
2176	01:30:14,849	01:30:16,750	and let success find you.	and let success find you.
2177	01:30:16,784	01:30:18,919	Because success,	Because success,
2178	01:30:18,953	01:30:21,088	that's just an illusion.	that's just an illusion.
2179	01:30:21,122	01:30:22,655	Purpose,	Purpose,
2180	01:30:22,689	01:30:24,325	that's the motherfucking conclusion,	that's the motherfucking conclusion,
2181	01:30:24,358	01:30:25,826	heard me?	heard me?
2182	01:30:25,860	01:30:28,929	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2183	01:30:33,901	01:30:36,103	RACHEL: I take it you two are in good terms again?	RACHEL: I take it you two are in good terms again?
2184	01:30:36,137	01:30:37,771	CHERYL: Well, uh, we, uh...	CHERYL: Well, uh, we, uh...
2185	01:30:37,805	01:30:39,907	we have... we have an understanding.	we have... we have an understanding.
2186	01:30:39,940	01:30:41,842	RACHEL: Any plans for the future?	RACHEL: Any plans for the future?
2187	01:30:41,876	01:30:44,345	Well, I mean, for me, you know,	Well, I mean, for me, you know,
2188	01:30:44,378	01:30:45,980	I just believe that if you gonna be a life coach,	I just believe that if you gonna be a life coach,
2189	01:30:46,013	01:30:47,414	you gotta be a life coach 24/7	you gotta be a life coach 24/7
2190	01:30:47,448	01:30:49,783	because life is a full-time job, you know?	because life is a full-time job, you know?
2191	01:30:49,817	01:30:51,285	So you don't get no off days on life,	So you don't get no off days on life,
2192	01:30:51,318	01:30:53,220	and once this Prison Logic take off,	and once this Prison Logic take off,
2193	01:30:53,254	01:30:54,955	you know, phone gonna be ringing like	you know, phone gonna be ringing like
2194	01:30:54,989	01:30:56,357	the second hand, heard me?	the second hand, heard me?
2195	01:30:56,390	01:30:58,325	You know, like the second hand	You know, like the second hand
2196	01:30:58,359	01:30:59,860	because the second hand go around the clock.	because the second hand go around the clock.
2197	01:30:59,894	01:31:01,795	Why you always gotta speak in parables?	Why you always gotta speak in parables?
2198	01:31:01,829	01:31:03,797	You know, I'mma need travel permits once this shit take off?	You know, I'mma need travel permits once this shit take off?
2199	01:31:03,831	01:31:04,965	I'll think about it.	I'll think about it.
2200	01:31:04,999	01:31:06,267	What you mean you gonna think about it?	What you mean you gonna think about it?
2201	01:31:06,300	01:31:10,004	Do you need me to speak in parables, too?	Do you need me to speak in parables, too?
2202	01:31:10,037	01:31:13,107	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]	[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2203	01:31:26,989	01:31:31,989	Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org	Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org
2204	01:32:04,925	01:32:06,493	- MOMMA JACKSON: Drop me. - I got you.	- MOMMA JACKSON: Drop me. - I got you.
2205	01:32:06,527	01:32:08,996	DOCTOR: Well done.	DOCTOR: Well done.
2206	01:32:09,029	01:32:11,131	I should have you train my staff.	I should have you train my staff.
2207	01:32:11,165	01:32:13,067	[SCOFFS] I do the same thing, but this old nigga in the joint,	[SCOFFS] I do the same thing, but this old nigga in the joint,
2208	01:32:13,100	01:32:14,468	used to have to put him on the toilet	used to have to put him on the toilet
2209	01:32:14,501	01:32:15,970	and put stool out of [INDISTINCT] whenever	and put stool out of [INDISTINCT] whenever
2210	01:32:16,003	01:32:19,940	they fed us that nutraloaf.	they fed us that nutraloaf.
2211	01:32:19,974	01:32:21,875	I remember TJ saying to me	I remember TJ saying to me
2212	01:32:21,909	01:32:23,510	[CLEARS THROAT] excuse me, Mr. Jackson	[CLEARS THROAT] excuse me, Mr. Jackson
2213	01:32:23,544	01:32:26,847	saying to me when I was going through my divorce,	saying to me when I was going through my divorce,
2214	01:32:26,880	01:32:30,217	"Sam," and I quote,	"Sam," and I quote,
2215	01:32:30,251	01:32:32,820	"You too good for that chicken-head skank.	"You too good for that chicken-head skank.
2216	01:32:32,853	01:32:34,555	She be creeping."	She be creeping."
2217	01:32:34,588	01:32:36,490	And I knew exactly what he meant.	And I knew exactly what he meant.
2218	01:32:36,523	01:32:39,860	May I see your license and registration, please?	May I see your license and registration, please?
2219	01:32:43,864	01:32:45,532	Fuck, he's acting out,	Fuck, he's acting out,
2220	01:32:45,566	01:32:47,968	nigga, look like [INDISTINCT]	nigga, look like [INDISTINCT]
2221	01:32:48,002	01:32:50,004	any time you all need me, just call that number.	any time you all need me, just call that number.
2222	01:32:50,037	01:32:51,472	Are you guys filming something?	Are you guys filming something?
2223	01:32:51,505	01:32:53,240	- Yeah. - Yeah, what's that about?	- Yeah. - Yeah, what's that about?
2224	01:32:53,274	01:32:54,341	About my life. It's about...	About my life. It's about...
2225	01:32:54,375	01:32:56,810	Well, I'm a filmmaker, too.	Well, I'm a filmmaker, too.
2226	01:32:56,844	01:32:58,245	It does nothing for a nigga's self-esteem	It does nothing for a nigga's self-esteem
2227	01:32:58,279	01:32:59,513	when you got a bigger motherfucker	when you got a bigger motherfucker
2228	01:32:59,546	01:33:01,248	twice your size and put on the condom.	twice your size and put on the condom.
2229	01:33:01,282	01:33:03,584	You wanna get honest about it.	You wanna get honest about it.
2230	01:33:03,617	01:33:04,918	[LAUGHING]	[LAUGHING]
2231	01:33:04,952	01:33:05,986	You okay, Momma?	You okay, Momma?
2232	01:33:06,020	01:33:09,556	[LAUGHING]	[LAUGHING]
2233	01:33:09,590	01:33:11,125	TJ, stop!	TJ, stop!
2234	01:33:11,158	01:33:14,395	[LAUGHING]	[LAUGHING]
2235	01:33:14,428	01:33:15,896	I'm about to hit a funny bone.	I'm about to hit a funny bone.
2236	01:33:15,929	01:33:18,032	S-U-I-C-I-D-E.	S-U-I-C-I-D-E.
2237	01:33:18,065	01:33:19,400	Suicide.	Suicide.
2238	01:33:19,433	01:33:23,103	Because Sharea is an unhappy individual committed	Because Sharea is an unhappy individual committed
2239	01:33:23,137	01:33:26,340	to the immediate demise of my endeavors.	to the immediate demise of my endeavors.
2240	01:33:26,373	01:33:28,242	Suicide.	Suicide.
2241	01:33:33,981	01:33:35,516	[BELL RINGS]	[BELL RINGS]
2242	01:33:35,549	01:33:37,985	TJ: I need to go out and get the [INDISTINCT] okay.	TJ: I need to go out and get the [INDISTINCT] okay.
2243	01:33:38,018	01:33:39,520	I'm gonna get the back leg.	I'm gonna get the back leg.
2244	01:33:39,553	01:33:41,388	I'm gonna get the finger pop.	I'm gonna get the finger pop.
2245	01:33:41,422	01:33:42,456	I'm gonna get the dungarees,	I'm gonna get the dungarees,
2246	01:33:42,489	01:33:44,425	I want no clean up.	I want no clean up.
2247	01:33:49,563	01:33:51,031	LIL ERIC: It shouldn't take this long	LIL ERIC: It shouldn't take this long
2248	01:33:51,065	01:33:53,634	to hand out some flyers.	to hand out some flyers.
2249	01:33:53,667	01:33:56,970	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]	[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
2250	01:35:49,149	01:35:50,752	MAN: Well, at one point, did you say to yourself,	MAN: Well, at one point, did you say to yourself,
2251	01:35:50,785	01:35:52,453	"We have a hit documentary on our hands"?	"We have a hit documentary on our hands"?
2252	01:35:52,486	01:35:53,454	At no point.	At no point.
2253	01:35:53,487	01:35:55,322	Oh, I thought right away.	Oh, I thought right away.
2254	01:35:55,355	01:35:56,657	Well, it started out as a class assignment,	Well, it started out as a class assignment,
2255	01:35:56,690	01:35:58,492	just a 10-minute short, but...	just a 10-minute short, but...
2256	01:35:58,525	01:36:00,594	BRIAN: Yeah. But then Tijuana inspired us to make it like a...	BRIAN: Yeah. But then Tijuana inspired us to make it like a...
2257	01:36:00,627	01:36:02,362	like a [INDISTINCT] whole documentary.	like a [INDISTINCT] whole documentary.
2258	01:36:02,396	01:36:03,564	MAN: How did you do that?	MAN: How did you do that?
2259	01:36:03,597	01:36:05,165	RACHEL: Well, he made us see that whether	RACHEL: Well, he made us see that whether
2260	01:36:05,199	01:36:06,533	it's a class assignment,	it's a class assignment,
2261	01:36:06,567	01:36:09,036	family engagement, community service,	family engagement, community service,
2262	01:36:09,069	01:36:10,504	what's most often asked of us	what's most often asked of us
2263	01:36:10,537	01:36:12,573	is the bare minimum. It's up to us to do more.	is the bare minimum. It's up to us to do more.
2264	01:36:12,606	01:36:13,741	TJ: Hey, you always gotta give credit	TJ: Hey, you always gotta give credit
2265	01:36:13,775	01:36:16,276	- to the white folks. - I'm not white.	- to the white folks. - I'm not white.
2266	01:36:16,310	01:36:17,678	And you were in prison when we filmed this.	And you were in prison when we filmed this.
2267	01:36:17,712	01:36:19,613	BRIAN: Yeah. They only wanna interview you.	BRIAN: Yeah. They only wanna interview you.
2268	01:36:19,646	01:36:20,614	Man, just drink your juice.	Man, just drink your juice.
2269	01:36:20,647	01:36:21,615	That's okay, though.	That's okay, though.
2270	01:36:21,648	01:36:22,649	Who got the book deal	Who got the book deal
2271	01:36:22,683	01:36:23,751	and the merchandising deal?	and the merchandising deal?
2272	01:36:23,785	01:36:25,285	- Matter of fact... - Oh...	- Matter of fact... - Oh...
2273	01:36:25,319	01:36:26,687	TJ: ...mixtape out too, cop that.	TJ: ...mixtape out too, cop that.
2274	01:36:26,721	01:36:28,388	Why are you being a little dramatic?	Why are you being a little dramatic?
2275	01:36:28,422	01:36:30,157	Don't you... uh-uh, don't you lit that up down here.	Don't you... uh-uh, don't you lit that up down here.
2276	01:36:30,190	01:36:31,592	- TJ: That's okay, momma. - They really want it.	- TJ: That's okay, momma. - They really want it.
2277	01:36:31,625	01:36:33,026	Y'all do the pretty tiddy-diddy,	Y'all do the pretty tiddy-diddy,
2278	01:36:33,060	01:36:34,461	I won't get the keys to the city now.	I won't get the keys to the city now.
2279	01:36:34,495	01:36:35,629	- Why y'all over this? - But it was good, right?	- Why y'all over this? - But it was good, right?
2280	01:36:35,662	01:36:36,764	You're too close. Get in the back.	You're too close. Get in the back.
2281	01:36:36,798	01:36:37,431	[INDISTINCT] momma.	[INDISTINCT] momma.